There is just no right answer to "Does this dress make me look fat?" If you say yes, you are being mean. She is mad, and you are in the doghouse. If you say no, you are lying to her. She is mad, and you are in the doghouse. You might as well go for the real zinger and tell her "It's not the dress."
It'll run XP with a ram upgrade to 512MB, but it will never run Vista with that CPU and GPU. That would be like using a compact pickup as the cab of a tractor trailer.
I know the fanboys are going to kill this, but I had to have my say. Linux is way too complicated for the average PC user. First, there are too many distros. Then, you have to pick a desktop. KDE or GNOME or other? That's just too much. To make matters worse, Linux is made by thousands and thousands of undirected tinkerers around the world who do everything their own way, so things only work worth a damn for them. When people giving Linux a try look to the online community for help, they get told how stupid they are and asked why they even have a computer. I wouldn't be surprised if the Linux dorks were doing The Church Lady's "I'm Superior" dance while berating the n00bs. Don't agree? DON'T MOD, RESPOND!
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
Eat the salted peanuts out of can
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
Chased the gringo last night through a field
Chased the gringo last night through a field
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
This whole "everybody came from Africa" talk is bullshit! If everybody came from Africa, why isn't everybody black? It is all part of a plot by the man to keep a brother down.
Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks.
Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's
8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire.
James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decided not to publish its existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one."
While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution.
It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.
True. If you do decide to try Linux in spite of the unavailability of most commercial software, first you will have to pick one of the 73,000,000,000 distros. If that weren't enough, Linux is made by countless undirected tinkerers around the world who are not coordinating their efforts in any way, and program things to work in ways that make sense only to them. This is why Linux only works worth a damn for them.
Try to find help online, and you will get unsociable dorks and dweebs telling you how stupid you are, and asking why you even own a computer while doing The Church Lady's "I'm Superior" dance. That is for the birds! If you are tired of Microsoft's crap, get a Mac.
Saying you don't want to sell downloads through iTunes is like saying you don't want to sell CDs through Wal-mart. You might as well close your doors. C-ya Universal. Enjoy the dustbin of history. Say hello to the buggy whip people when you get there.
An egg shape craft? If they were shot down, it must have gone something like this...
Shazbat! we've been shot. We're going down.
They are gathering all around the ship. They may want to kill us!
Perhaps a friendly greeting will appease them. Greetings!
I am Mork from Ork. Nanu Nanu.
How about this? When you buy a PC with either Vista Home version, call the manufacturer and say you cannot accept the terms of the EULA and want to return Vista for a refund. Use the refund to buy XP home.
I think this is a clever scam that will take in a lot of "investors". I have another one. Have all your worldly possessions held in trust for you at the end of your life, so that you can claim them when you are re-incarnated, less a nominal fee. All you have to do is will everything to me, and I will handle it for you.
The level of hatred against the RIAA is so intense, that there will be a backlash against anything they do or say. They have gone out of their way to earn these ill feelings, which haven't been seen since the 19th century, when railroads and banks were so hated, that people who robbed them became folk heros.
Personally, I think calling the cops on counterfeiters, not picking on kids online, is what the recording industry should have been doing all along. They just need to use real cops, not impersonate the cops. That, too is illegal, and you might get killed by a gangbanger trying to protect his turf. Counterfeit goods are a big profit center for organized crime.
Goldenpalace.com and all the other casino operators who would make a mint are obviously bribing the capitol hill whore in question. They are all a bunch of whores! Special interests are their johns and lobbyists the pimps that bring them together. It is all of us who get screwed, however.
Slashdot Mirror
More women are attention whores online than men! Who'd a thunk it?
Here we come
Walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet...
String theory ought to be called bong theory. I'm sure they were high when they came up with it.
There is just no right answer to "Does this dress make me look fat?" If you say yes, you are being mean. She is mad, and you are in the doghouse. If you say no, you are lying to her. She is mad, and you are in the doghouse. You might as well go for the real zinger and tell her "It's not the dress."
I wouldn't be surprised if Sony took out contracts on these clowns, and made them sleep with the fishes.
The RIAA is like the mob, in that they are a criminal syndicate. Unlike the mob however, they are bad at what they do and are losing money.
It'll run XP with a ram upgrade to 512MB, but it will never run Vista with that CPU and GPU. That would be like using a compact pickup as the cab of a tractor trailer.
I know the fanboys are going to kill this, but I had to have my say. Linux is way too complicated for the average PC user. First, there are too many distros. Then, you have to pick a desktop. KDE or GNOME or other? That's just too much. To make matters worse, Linux is made by thousands and thousands of undirected tinkerers around the world who do everything their own way, so things only work worth a damn for them. When people giving Linux a try look to the online community for help, they get told how stupid they are and asked why they even have a computer. I wouldn't be surprised if the Linux dorks were doing The Church Lady's "I'm Superior" dance while berating the n00bs. Don't agree? DON'T MOD, RESPOND!
Did they check inside the giant nutsack?
They sent in the Cisco Kid!
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
Eat the salted peanuts out of can
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
Chased the gringo last night through a field
Chased the gringo last night through a field
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine
This whole "everybody came from Africa" talk is bullshit! If everybody came from Africa, why isn't everybody black? It is all part of a plot by the man to keep a brother down.
VIRUS WARNING:
Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks.
Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's 8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire.
James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decided not to publish its existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one."
While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution.
It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.
I don't know why everyone keeps bashing the Zune. I love mine! It is the perfect size to shim up that old table in my den with a short leg.
Eyyyyyyh! I'll give ye hosers aboot one minute to surrender. We're keelhoulin' yer booty!
True. If you do decide to try Linux in spite of the unavailability of most commercial software, first you will have to pick one of the 73,000,000,000 distros. If that weren't enough, Linux is made by countless undirected tinkerers around the world who are not coordinating their efforts in any way, and program things to work in ways that make sense only to them. This is why Linux only works worth a damn for them.
Try to find help online, and you will get unsociable dorks and dweebs telling you how stupid you are, and asking why you even own a computer while doing The Church Lady's "I'm Superior" dance. That is for the birds! If you are tired of Microsoft's crap, get a Mac.
Yeah! Wal-Mart is like Maoist China, not Nazi Germany.
Saying you don't want to sell downloads through iTunes is like saying you don't want to sell CDs through Wal-mart. You might as well close your doors. C-ya Universal. Enjoy the dustbin of history. Say hello to the buggy whip people when you get there.
An egg shape craft? If they were shot down, it must have gone something like this... Shazbat! we've been shot. We're going down. They are gathering all around the ship. They may want to kill us! Perhaps a friendly greeting will appease them. Greetings! I am Mork from Ork. Nanu Nanu.
How about this? When you buy a PC with either Vista Home version, call the manufacturer and say you cannot accept the terms of the EULA and want to return Vista for a refund. Use the refund to buy XP home.
The dude who pulled this off was black! But The Man will never give credit for something this big to a brother.
I think this is a clever scam that will take in a lot of "investors". I have another one. Have all your worldly possessions held in trust for you at the end of your life, so that you can claim them when you are re-incarnated, less a nominal fee. All you have to do is will everything to me, and I will handle it for you.
The level of hatred against the RIAA is so intense, that there will be a backlash against anything they do or say. They have gone out of their way to earn these ill feelings, which haven't been seen since the 19th century, when railroads and banks were so hated, that people who robbed them became folk heros. Personally, I think calling the cops on counterfeiters, not picking on kids online, is what the recording industry should have been doing all along. They just need to use real cops, not impersonate the cops. That, too is illegal, and you might get killed by a gangbanger trying to protect his turf. Counterfeit goods are a big profit center for organized crime.
Goldenpalace.com and all the other casino operators who would make a mint are obviously bribing the capitol hill whore in question. They are all a bunch of whores! Special interests are their johns and lobbyists the pimps that bring them together. It is all of us who get screwed, however.
A "full refund" will be less a 15 to 20% restocking fee at a growing number of stores. On a 1000 dollar PC, that's 150 to 200 dollars.
Gateway computers are worse than Packard Bell.