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  1. Re:Not likely on Control-Alt-Recycle · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'm not going to keep a bunch of useless parts around."

    You're going to regret saying that when ISA comes back. You have been warned.

    -m

  2. Re:I can see why on Apple Developer Profile Changing? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I used Macs for years but I didn't write a line of code for them (except java) until Mac OS X came out."

    Well, OSX proved to be the first time that Apple truly embraced the developer community by packaging professional grade tools with the OS.
    -m

  3. Re:Big iron I/O rocks... on IBM's Mainframe Dinosaur Turns 40 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I could walk inside it."

    Ahhhh! So YOU were the bug. ;)

    -m

  4. Re:Litigation opportunities? on SBC Park Plans A Giant 802.11 Hotspot · · Score: 1

    How is this flamebait? As a resident of the USA, this type of litigation is not only possible, but probable!
    -m

  5. Litigation opportunities? on SBC Park Plans A Giant 802.11 Hotspot · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Just a quick question...

    If I am at a game with my child and see that the guy in front of me is watching pr0n, then can they get arrested for the corruption of minors? Can I sue for damages?
    -m

  6. Re:Good plan.. on SBC Park Plans A Giant 802.11 Hotspot · · Score: 0
    • Profit??


    -m
  7. Re:Slashdot has officially jumped the shark when.. on Xbox Price Drop To $149 Now Official · · Score: 1

    I felt that /. jumped the shark long ago when CowboyNeal's evil twin brother started posting here.
    -m

  8. Also 10 years ago today... on Linus on Linux in 1994 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates: "Linus who?"

    -m

  9. Re:Tell the truth, dammit on Baystar Confirms Microsoft Behind SCO Investment · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Next thing you know, they are gonna give free copies of Office to people who influence buying for their companies"

    OH PLEASE! No you've gone too far... they would never go that...

    D'OH!
    -m

  10. Click a few buttons...reap all that benefit on Ripping DVDs to Handhelds = Fair Use? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clods! I am a stuntman and have children to feed!
    -m

  11. Re:Not the only person against Grand Theft Auto on Twenty-five Years at the Heart of Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny

    "where vile acts are rendered in detail to a young audience."

    Yeah, I hate Dance Dance Revolution also!
    -m

  12. Re:remember folks... on Star Wars DVD Cover Art Leaked · · Score: 5, Funny

    You insensitive clod! I'm a stuntman and have kids to feed!

    -m

  13. NetBSD annual report archives... on NetBSD in 2003 - Annual NetBSD Status Report · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... I managed to locate an archive of the annual reports:

    1993: BSD is dying.
    1994: BSD is dying.
    1995: BSD is dying.
    1996: BSD is dying.
    1997: BSD is dying.
    1998: BSD is dying.
    1999: BSD is dying.
    2000: BSD is dying.
    2001: BSD is dying.
    2002: BSD is dying.
    2003: BSD is dying.
    2004: TBD

    -m

  14. Wink wink... on SCO Identifies EV1Servers as Linux Licensee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhh, I see... slashdot wanted us to "visit" EV1Servers so that we could see how its users are upset over their sleeping with the devil. Very informative... ...wink wink,
    nudge nudge,
    say no more.

    -m

  15. Assume for me... on MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... just assume for a moment that what he says IS true (for argument's sake). Would you feel better as an M$ customer having heard it? That is, do you feel better knowing that there are many holes in the system that no one outside of M$ knows about? Does security through obscurity make you feel better?
    -m

  16. Re:/. sums it up nicely for once on Corbis, DMCA, And John Kerry Photos · · Score: 1

    i for one actually would rather have a rich politician only in that (btw, i'm from calefornyah) can't be "bought"

    Are you joking?!? Rich people can't be bought? LOL what a farce. I suppose incredibly rich people NEVER want MORE money. -m

  17. Re:Give It Time. on Upgrading Your Current System To Kernel 2.6 · · Score: 1

    And it only took 15 years for the world to figure out how to use a microwave to pop popcorn... ...
    oh wait, don't they usually have a button that says, "Popcorn"?

    Sigh

    -m

  18. Naked DSL... on Qwest To Offer 'Naked DSL' · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... so is it optimized for D/Ling pr0n?

    -m

  19. Re:No - the price is too cheap on Is Microsoft Paying To Influence UN Standards? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And I bet the MS PR folk really know how to perk up a lowley UN grunts ego to boot..."

    I can see it now:

    M$: We wrote this operating system JUST FOR YOU. We even named it after you.

    UN Grunt: WOW! Windows Me. I like the sound of that.

    M$: (evil laughter)

    -m

  20. Re:Just what we need on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    " More space junk. It's getting pretty crowded up there already."

    Yeah really man! Me an a couple friends were up in space last weekend and I was all like, "dude, space has become soooooo crowded" and he was like "dude totally".

    -m

  21. Re:Litigious Bastard Powers, Activate! on Infinium Labs Threatens Gaming News Site · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I read somewhere that they were going to synchronize its release with that of the Apple Pippin. I can't wait!

    -m

  22. Ahhh, it makes sense now... on Morphing Code to Prevent Reverse Engineering? · · Score: 1

    ... obfuscation! That's why the Windows 2000 source looked so messed up.

    -m

  23. Awesome! on Tom's Hardware Reviews Multi-Display Gaming · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean when I play Pong, I can have one paddle on one screen, and the other on another! That is dope!

    -m

  24. Re:I'll be first to say it on Exploit Based On Leaked Windows Code Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We have an interesting 6 months ahead of us, folks."

    I can see the headlines now;

    "New exploit found in IE5"
    "Yet another exploit found in IE5"
    "Exploit found in Minesweeper"
    "Expolit found in Notepad"
    "Yet another exploit found in Minesweeper"
    "Yet another exploit found in Notepad"
    "New exploit found in IE5"
    "God damn! Another exploit found in Minesweeper"
    .
    .
    .
    "Exploit found in taskbar"
    "Exploit found in Times New Roman"
    "Exploit found in bootstrap"
    "Exploit found in Wingdings"
    "Exploit found in ...."

    Sounds pretty redundant and boring to me. ;)

    -m

  25. Re:You thought Microsoft were tardy with on Exploit Based On Leaked Windows Code Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's called IE6"

    Weird... I would have sworn that it was called Windows XP.
    -m