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  1. Re:HOW on Earth does anyone have time for this? on Scanjet Music · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry if I'm lucky enough to work at a R&D establishment where we occassionaly have time to get creative. I also wish you were so well employed. If it's any consolation to you I suffer from clinical depression, so yes, my life sucks too - BIG TIME. Life's a bitch 'n all that...

    '"Oh! Your too disabled to work here!" and other B.S. disguised by: "we found someone more qualified".'

    If it's just excuses they're giving you then get more qualified. For what it's worth I have no formal qualifications whatsoever, unless you count my BSC (Bronze Swimming Certificate).

  2. And robots on Scanjet Music · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago I developed a 4DOF robot for the pharmaceutical industry for testing blister packs for child resistance & QA purposes. With four variable speed steppers, a few Friday afternoons worth of coding had it playing four part harmonies. A couple of solenoids and some pneumatics provided basic percussion. It was quite possibly the neatest useless thing I've ever done.

  3. Re:"Refused" is wrong on Man Cures Himself of HIV? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    News just in, he's *still* going to die...

  4. Re:I know this is a bit off-topic, but.. on GMC to Begin Remotely Scanning Cars for Trouble · · Score: 1

    Here's the link to the project site : http://www.im-ok.info/index.htm

  5. Re:I know this is a bit off-topic, but.. on GMC to Begin Remotely Scanning Cars for Trouble · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It happens. I was recently involved in a project where commercial kitchen equipment monitors itself and reports performance and any potential problems via wifi to a central PC which will automatically inform the manufacturers of performance, maintenance issues and call out an engineer or manager if required via email, SMS etc. An big freezer full of food that dies in the middle of the night could be very expensive, one that rings you up so you can get it fixed as soon as possible can save a fortune.

  6. Does time travel as well on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 5, Funny

    April is not for ages yet.

  7. Re:Yay on GMail Sign-Ups Via Mobile · · Score: 1

    Yesh Pleashe

    ContemporaryInsanity at Yahoo dot co dot uk

    If you'd be so kind...

  8. Re:governments are funny. on Man Reportedly Jailed for Using Lynx · · Score: 1

    As an example, I once had a phone call from the police (uk) informing me that someone (an ex) had made a (false) complaint of harrasment against me. They explained that if another complaint were to be made they *would* arrest me, even with no evidence! It turned out that she was the one who ultimately got arrested though, but not for making a false claim...

  9. Re:So what about Ashlee Simpson? on AI Bots Pick The Hits of Tomorrow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    R.I.P Frank...

  10. Re:Hahaha. Here, do this- on Last Manufacturer of Pro Analog Audio Tape Closes · · Score: 1

    'Why was the parent modded up if it's not true?'

    You must be new here.

  11. Re:Bezos on TechTV on Amazon Japan Offers Barcode Purchases via Camera Phone · · Score: 1

    URL?

  12. Hedging our bets and buying canned beans ? on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    'The story first appeared on the Lenta.ru web agency and might be as valid as this this one, however we are hedging our bets and buying in extra cans of beans.'

    Why beans, why not spam ?

  13. Re:Are three colors protected by patents? on Sony Projector Gets Bright Images From Black Screen · · Score: 1

    OK, I'm aware that people other than sony manufacture memory sticks.

    Over the last few years there have been several sony products I'd loved to have purchased, sony make some very desirable kit after all. I have other devices, all of which have CF / SD slots, hence I already have CF / SD cards a plenty. Sony didn't get my money in the end simply because I wasn't prepared to spend *more* money on memory sticks (manufactured by whoever) when other similar products are available from other manufacturers that use media I already posess.

  14. Re:Are three colors protected by patents? on Sony Projector Gets Bright Images From Black Screen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'but Sony knows how risky it is to play "exclusive" in the market and make things incomatible from rest of the world'

    Err, one word, Memory Stick, well, two words then.

  15. Re:Well this could be helpful on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: 1, Funny

    'My laptop is my birth control method'

    Hmmm, no. You post on slashdot, your personality is your birth control method.

  16. Re:A new meaning: on Software Upgrade Crashes UK Air Traffic Control System · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Blue sky ?!?
    This is the UK we're talking about here...

  17. Waste of time on FCC Considers Mandating HDTV Copy Protection · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WHEN are these media people going to finally realise that if you can see it or hear it you can snag it ?

  18. Be sure... on IT Career Horoscopes · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... to back up critical files at the end of the month.

    No Shit Sherlock - is this for geeks, or those needing an introduction to the cluestick (tm) ?!?

  19. Re:Not too far fetched.. on Electronics & Planes Don't Mix? · · Score: 1

    Again, if you can get a (relatively weak, certainly unfocused) cell signal from *inside* a plane then you'd certainly be able to detect something tightly focused with some major wattage behind it aimed right at said plane...

  20. Re:Not too far fetched.. on Electronics & Planes Don't Mix? · · Score: 1

    OK, lots of people are stating that planes are effectively a faraday cage. If this is so, how come you can get a signal from an *external* cell whilst *inside* a plane in flight (or on the tarmac for that matter) ?!? This does not satisfy my criteria for a faraday cage folks...

  21. About time too... on Sharp Announces 3D Laptop · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...those 2d laptops, put the bloody things down, you can't find 'em again. That extra dimensions gonna make all the difference.

  22. Re:Change your way of life. on Light Bulb Replacements · · Score: 1

    '...granted it wasn't room-filling light, but it provided some nice ambient light in the otherwise pure darkness.'

    How did you find the LED's ?!?

  23. MOD PARENT UP on Ph.Ds in IT - Good or Bad for a Career? · · Score: 1

    Inspired rant Sir!

  24. Re:But how do they open garage doors in the UK? on Low-power FM Transmitters Banned in UK · · Score: 1

    That's a privately owned village. It's on a steep hill on the coast, they have land rovers to take people up and down.

  25. MOD PARENT UP - Guardian article fascinating... on The Management Secrets of T. John Dick · · Score: 1

    Very interesting read.