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  1. Re:Thine future? on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1
    Didn't Shakespeare already write all the blockbuster plots?

    Yes, but he didn't file a patent or SIR application with the USPTO; therefore they're not part of the corpus of prior art. So they're still up for grabs.

    Schwab

    P.S: I call dibs on, "Twelfth Night."

  2. Followup on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Okay, so they haven't actually granted the patent yet; it's only an application at this stage.

    However, the fact that the USPTO accepted the application at all merely reinforces my assertion: The USPTO is now officially broken.

    Schwab

  3. Reductio ad Absurdum on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 4, Informative
    ...And here are the assholes who have been doing the legal legwork to make this possible. Here is their argument in law, which draws heavily on the flawed, idiotic precedents established with software patents.

    The system is now officially broken, and anyone who takes the USPTO seriously after today is part of the problem.

    Schwab

  4. Re:Redhook/Starbucks produced a coffee beer on Nestle Patents Coffee Beer · · Score: 1
    Yes! RedHook Double-Black Stout. One of my favorites, and deeply disappointing that they discontinued it.

    Schwab

  5. Re:Not spyware, but there is a reason this won't d on BBC Tells World About The Warden · · Score: 1
    Yes, it does scan window titles, and yes, coincidentally, those window titles may contain URLs or e-mail addresses. But Warden only works with hashes of those strings and doesn't phone them home.

    Bullshit response. Just because the data's hashed doesn't mean it can't be reconstructed. Yes, there are multiple source data that can yield a given hash value, but if you get the hash value 0xB29AF45E taken from a window title, it's a fair bet that the title was more likely to have said "http://blizzardareassholes.org/", and not "?*(2Bks*81(y3Ddn39@*&1nzb82".

    Schwab

  6. Re:ummm..ok on BBC Tells World About The Warden · · Score: 1
    The difference is that you have the right to private property, WoW has the right to deny you access to THEIR private property based on their own criteria. If this you feel this criteria is too invasive then, by all means, do not use their software/services.

    That's reasonable as far as it goes, but it fails to take into account that Blizzard is also refuses to permit competitors to exist. Some server operators may take a more relaxed attitude on cheating, or at the very least find it ethically reprehensible to install a piece of spyware on a client's machine to ensure fair game play. But we will never get to know these alternate server providers, because Blizzard has had the Open Source server workalike 'bnetd' declared illegal on highly specious grounds. So it's either unethical spyware with your game, or no game at all.

    Me? I voted with my dollars; I don't own WoW. The last Blizzard game I played (and paid for) was Diablo II.

    Schwab

  7. Outsourcing on Robots Might Allow For Space Surgery · · Score: 1
    It's nothing to do with Space Surgery(TM), and everything to do with outsourcing.

    After all, why would you hire the ludicrously expensive local surgeon when you can hire an equally-skilled Indian living in Bangalore (right next door to the Dell phone support center) to use these robots to work remotely.

    Soon, you'll be able to have your surgery done at WalMart, and the only people they have to pay directly are the anesthesiologist and maybe a couple of post-op nurses.

    Oh, and don't think that WalMart won't be saving copies of the surgical procedure so that they can be replayed, probably under the control of a expert system or primitive AI. Then you can cut the pesky surgeon out of the equation entirely (except in extremely unusual cases) and boost profits even higher.

    "Space Surgery" is just window dressing. This is all about offshoring more jobs.

    Schwab

  8. Lazy Imbeciles on PTO Eliminates "Technological Arts" Requirement · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Great. These fools have effectively opened the door to patents on storyline plots.

    Anyone have a spare Senator they're not using?

    Schwab

  9. Crap Drivers on Creative's X-Fi Audio Chip Reviewed · · Score: 1
    Are there Linux drivers?

    Hell, are there Windows drivers that don't explode on an SMP machine?

    Nope? I guess it stays on the shelf, then...

    Schwab

  10. Lowenstein has a Track Record Here on ESA to Sue California Over Violent Game Law · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have little doubt the law will be struck down. Lowenstein and the ESA have an excellent track record of going into states that have enacted similar wrong-headed laws and had them struck down. Not only is it a clear violation of the First Amendment, it unfairly and unnecessarily targets video games, while leaving other forms of popular media (movies, books, music) unaddressed. From a legal standpoint, this is indefensible, so the state doesn't stand much of a chance.

    Schwab
    California Resident

  11. Re:some correct, some wrong on Surefire Way To Stifle Innovation · · Score: 1
    As long as it is clearly stated on the CD, DVD, or software what the limitations are of the contract under which it is offered, then it falls to the consumer to either fully accept or refuse it.

    Yup, I'm totally fine with that.

    Oh! You do realize, of course, that CDs, DVDs, books, and computer software are sold as goods under the terms of the Uniform Commercial Code, the uniform contract that governs all transactions taking place in a retail venue? And that "EULA" of which you speak is nothing more than wishful thinking? Yeah, I thought not... (And before you utter "UCITA," kindly observe that UCITA is not 'U' (uniform) at all. Only two or three states have enacted it. And several states have expressly enacted anti-UCITA provisions to their UCC regs.)

    Schwab

  12. Re:Best advice: Bring 'em back on Sony Doing An End Run Around Its Own DRM · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Agreed. Return it as defective merchandise.

    Copy protection is a product defect. It is an artificially-introduced capacity for failure that would not exist if it wasn't there. Intentionally selling defective merchandise shouldn't be tolerated.

    Schwab

  13. I'm Sorry; This is Guff on Intel Stands Up For Consumers in Next-gen DVD War · · Score: 2, Informative
    Intel are the primary supporters of Treacherous (nee Trusted) Computing. They developed the CPRM and CPPM copy protection technologies, which they tried to stick into ATA hard disks, and which they have jammed into IEEE-1394 (Firewire) interfaces.

    Intel is talking out of both sides of their mouth. If they really gave a damn about the rights of citizens, they would tell Hollywood to cram it, repudiate CPRM and CPPM, and lobby for copyright reform.

    I'm not impressed.

    Schwab

  14. Sore Loser Post on Flash Memory with Copy Protection · · Score: 0
    I submitted this story to the queue yesterday; it was rejected within 15 minutes:

    2005-09-27 23:40:03 SanDisk to Provide Copy-Protected Flash Chips (Your Rights Online,Technology) (rejected)

    Schwab

  15. Soundtrack on Review: Burnout - Revenge · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    B3's soundtrack sucked. Not a single good tune, with the possible exception of the music behind the game's opening logo and "Press Start" screen (right after the opening music video). My sweetie's 16-year-old son agrees; none of the music in Burnout 3 was really any good, and certainly not what could be called driving music.

    It appears from the review that EA made the same error with Burnout Revenge: They "did a deal" with some music studio to get some "big name" artists, thereby "adding premium value" to the game. And like Burnout 3, we'll probably be turning the music completely off, because it's just so annoying.

    Schwab

  16. Technology vs. Game Design on Ask Sid Meier · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It is widely opined that computer games seem to have hit creative stagnation. All we seem to be getting are mostly technological advancements, not imaginative new games.

    Not so very long ago, computer games were simple beasts, relying on little more than text and simple rectangles. Nearly all of these games remain fun today. Advancing technology has made it possible to experience games in new ways, but do you believe the art of game creation itself has been much advanced by computers? As an example, conceptually speaking, Doom and Quake, though technological marvels, aren't so very far removed from paper-and-pencil role playing games. The computer merely automates the dice-rolling and map drawing.

    To put it another way, are there any new types of games that you've thought of or are out there that are simply impossible without computers?

  17. Re:Oh no, not miscigination on FBI Agents Put New Focus on Deviant Porn · · Score: 3, Funny
    I believe the theory is known as the "WON'T ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" WAPTOC greater theory of social conformity, where by society is deemed to be best lead towards at state where no child can ever encounter an object or idea which may cause them to ask a question that in any way makes their guardians uncomfortable.

    Actually, my middle-class secular armchair analysis goes like this:

    Children need to be shielded from all manifestations of Impurity possible. By so doing, their Innocence will be compromised to the minimum possible extent. They will grow up to beget more children, who will be better shielded and more Innocent than themselves, until one day the human race will become Perfectly Innocent beings and, as Perfectly Innocent, will be able to petition $(GOD) for readmittance to the Garden of Eden. $(GOD)'s unconditional love will have been earned once more, and we'll all get to enjoy a living paradise.

    Mind you, I pulled this completely out of my ass. But that should be okay, because they did, too.

    Schwab

  18. Ah! Now I Understand! on Music Exec Fires Back At Apple CEO · · Score: 1
    Your brief story about Bronfman would seem to add some clarity to how this video came about. If you can find a copy of it on the Net somewhere, have a look; it's hysterical.

    Schwab

  19. This is Very Simple, People: on Playing CDs a Privilege Not A Right · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Repeat after me:

    "Right to Use is concomitant with purchase."

    What does "use" mean? Any damn thing the customer defines it to mean. The vendor gave up all rights to constrain the customer when s/he sold the item (and yes, you sold it despite what that flimsly little piece of paper inside the shrinkwrap may say).

    To placate the IP Fundamentalists, we may agree, for the moment, that "use" should not include the making and distribution of copies to others. Anything outside of that should be perfectly okay. Meaningful counterexamples welcome.

    Schwab

  20. EMACS for Development on Learning GNU Emacs, 3rd Edition · · Score: 4, Insightful
    One of the things I've often noted about EMACS users is that they seem so effective. A couple former colleages of mine would flip around at amazing speed, getting to the exact point in the code they needed, make a change, launch a build in a separate EMACS window, and the error output would take them to the correct line in the broken file where they'd fix it.

    Granted, most of the other editors do this, too. I've been using 'vi' variants for over 20 years, and have currently settled on VIM. Most of them have built-in help for parsing build output, but it just seems so much clunkier than when I watch an EMACS user do it.

    What I'd really like is a book or HOWTO that's focused on effective software development using EMACS. The general-purpose "learning" books just don't get into that kind of narrow depth.

    Schwab

  21. Copyright Concerns? on Camera Phone As High-precision Scanner · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Oh, for cry eye, a Minox camera can be used to copy pages. How about a Kodak Brownie? Christ, how about a fscking Daguerreotype?

    You're not seriously telling me that photographic copying is a surprise to these people?

    I'm sorry, but consumer-level digital computers are 30 years old. Electronic computing in general is at least 60 years old. Photography is over 160 years old. If you haven't figured out by now that Copying Happens, then you're a complete, blithering idiot. Seriously. Grow the hell up now; the world isn't going to stop for you, and the ulcer you save may be your own.

    Schwab

  22. What Will It Take? on $100 Million Marketing Push For Vista · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If $100 Million dollars won't make you want to switch to Vista, what will?

    Let's see:

    • No copy protection ("DRM") facilities or support anywhere,
    • ext2 filesystem compatibility, so I can read all my Linux files,
    • Publish NTFS specifications, so I can read/write NTFS under Linux during the transition,
    • Dump CRLF newlines, convert entirely to LF,
    • The file's type becomes true metadata, and is not embedded in the filename,
    • Make OpenGL the low-level rendering model for the entire system,
    • Deprecate DirectX,
    • Fix Kerberos implementation,
    • Make IE severable from the system,
    • Make Windows Media severable from the system,
    • Do not put Windows Messenger in the system tray by default,
    • Add a "force uninstall" tool to purge botched device driver installations from my machine,
    • Drop about $50 million on the EFF.

    And that's just off the top of my head.

    Schwab

  23. Re:Once again Linux enters QA 101 on New Tool to Track Kernel Testing Time · · Score: 1

    You're looking at it backwards: It's amazing that a software project as solid, reliable, and high-performance as Linux got that way without a "traditional" quality assurance process.

    The note to take away is not that Linux is a piece of junk because it lacked a formal QA cycle, but that true software quality doesn't proceed from a formal QA cycle (though it can help).

    Schwab

  24. Shrinkwrap "Licenses" are Evil on Refilling Ink Cartridges Now a Crime? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What have I been telling you people for at least the last ten years? Why haven't you been paying attention?

    To the apologists who claim that a contract is created between Lexmark and the purchaser, I ask: Where is the informed disclosure? Where is the manifestation of informed assent? Where are the signed copies of the "contract"?

    The reason retail markets are so valuable is because a regular set of rules that is common to all states governs how transactions in the market take place. This regularity is what enables an accelerated transfer of goods and services, which lets money flow around the economy that much faster, benefiting everyone. If you want special terms or conditions you, by definition, are not trading in a retail market. For you to sell your goods in a retail venue is therefore, at best, misleading ("bait-and-switch," anyone?).

    If you want special terms and conditions, get a signed contract. Oh, that's too much trouble? Well, tough shit. And if you try sneaking a contract in under the radar, well, that doesn't prove you have any kind of rights or moral authority, all it proves is you're sneaky.

    This is a crap decision, following on twenty years of previous crap decisions (ProCD vs. Zeidenberg being but one of them).

    Schwab

  25. You Have to Buy Them, People... on Death to the Games Industry · · Score: 1
    Yes, we all say we want imaginative, creative games, but who among us actually follows through on that?

    You did buy a copy of Darwinia, didn't you? How about Uplink?

    Schwab