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FBI Agents Put New Focus on Deviant Porn

ErikPeterson wrote to mention an Ars Technica article discussing the FBI's new emphasis on online pornography. From the article: "Last month, the FBI began implementation of an anti-obscenity initiative designed to crack down on those that produce and distribute deviant pornography. According to FBI headquarters, the war against smut is 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Gonazalez and FBI Director Robert Meuller. Although law enforcement agencies have always been aggressive when it comes to prosecuting exploitative child pornographers, this new initiative is unique in that it targets Internet pornography featuring consenting adults."

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  1. What's deviant? by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Girl on girl? Black on white? The butt? Golden showers? DVDA?

    Since deviance is obviously in the eye off the beholder, I suggest the FBI should begin by carefully cataloguing each type of porn, and then publishing a free,
    up-to-date directory of all these deviant sites, so that we can add it to our firewalls depending on personal preference.

    1. Re:What's deviant? by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, any kind of sex that isn't for procreation, I guess. Which would probably mean that all sex, sexual acts and sexual content intended to entertain rather than procreate is deviant and, thus, illegal in this new christian government.

    2. Re:What's deviant? by displaced80 · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      And conversely, wouldn't it be much safer for us potential consumers of smut to have access to the official Government Sanctioned list of Non-Deviant Pornography?

      'Cos... y'know... I wouldn't want to break the law by viewing anything 'deviant'.

      *sigh*

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    3. Re:What's deviant? by kentrel · · Score: 5, Funny
      " JAY

      Alright--first, I'll want to tongue your bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don't stick you finger in. Then. I'll wanna pinky you and put it in your friend's brown, while Silent Bob spanks into a Dixie cup. After that, I'll wanna smell your titties, for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick, so it looks like a Bullfrog. Then I want you to flick at my nuts while your friend spanks me into the same Dixie cup Silent Bob jizzed in. Then we throw the Dixie cup out. " - maybe that is...

    4. Re:What's deviant? by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From TFA: "The Miller test evaluates the literary, artistic, political, and scientific value of content as well as contemporary community standards. If content or expression is well within accepted community standards or it has intrinsic value, it does not constitute criminal obscenity. According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

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    5. Re:What's deviant? by kotj.mf · · Score: 5, Funny
      From TFA:
      According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

      Not much of a clue, but still.

      I suppose I can understand an anti-bestiality crackdown. But where's the harm in watching a grown man eat poop?

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    6. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit Mark, guess you're going to have to take your webcam down.

    7. Re:What's deviant? by benzapp · · Score: 0, Troll

      Since deviance is obviously in the eye off the beholder

      No kidding. All values are arbitrary. Does a Wolf respect the rights of its prey? Does it ask permission before it tries to penetrate a female? You wouldn't have made such an obviously pointless remark if we were talking about ritual murder or snuff films. This is true even though its obvious the biggest threat to this planet is an overabundance of humans who lack any sort of natural predators.

      In our hedonistic society, the only rule is if it causes pain, its bad. This of course, has never completely been rectified with people who actually enjoy pain as a part of their sexual experiences. Hedonism has certainly gotten us to accept damn near every sexual pervisity known to man, but S&M still occupies a true subculture status.

      Much of what is depicted in S&M related pornography is illegal in certain jurisdictions, and qualifies as battery or worse. So, that is what the FBI is investigating.

      Me, personally, I look forward to the day when dualing is considered a legitimate form of dispute resolution. That way, instead of arguing with tools like yourself, I can just shoot you in the face. I mean, if we are going to call for abandoning any and all values, I personally choose natural law over this hedonistic nonsense.

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    8. Re:What's deviant? by metternich · · Score: 1

      Supreme Court ruled that pornography can be banned only if it has no artistic merit or is "utterly without redeeming social importance." So in other words, bad porn is illegal but good porn is okay.

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    9. Re:What's deviant? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Funny

      So it’s only illegal if you pull out?

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    10. Re:What's deviant? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Haha, now Slashdot is illegal in America.

      Glad I live in the EU.

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    11. Re:What's deviant? by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suppose I can understand an anti-bestiality crackdown.

      Thing is, bestiality porn and bestiality acts aren't illegal everywhere in the country.

      This task force is almost certain to exist for the sole purpose of slandering people who the government doesn't like. They may never score a conviction, but they'll be more than happy to publicize how John Doe likes diaper porn or Susie Q does it with dogs. So much for constitutional protections of due process.

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    12. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But where's the harm in watching a grown man eat poop?

      Ummmmm...

    13. Re:What's deviant? by kent_eh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If content or expression is well within accepted community standards

      Which community?

      Orlando?
      San Fransisco?
      Fargo?
      Salt Lake City?

      Or are they going to enforce this based on hundreds of local community standards?

      Of course, we can just go back to importing Scanadinavian porn, just like our fathers did back in the 60's.

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    14. Re:What's deviant? by eclectro · · Score: 1

      But where's the harm in watching a grown man eat poop?

      I guess it's kinda like the harm in clicking on a goatsecx link.

      Go get'em FBI!! And don't forget to burn the negatives!!

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    15. Re:What's deviant? by snilloc · · Score: 1
      In college, a friend of mine showed me a clip of two chicks eating poop. I hadn't laughed so hard in a long while.

      As far as community standards, even ultra-liberal (even pro-fetish) sex advice columnist Dan Savage thinks that poop-eating is out of bounds.

    16. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the feds are bored and horney, this is bound to happen. Ya'd think they could find something useful to do.

    17. Re:What's deviant? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Furries ... hopefully they'll go after the furries!!

    18. Re:What's deviant? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Me, personally, I look forward to the day when dualing is considered a legitimate form of dispute resolution. That way, instead of arguing with tools like yourself, I can just shoot you in the face.

      Zell Miller reads /.!? Who'd have guessed?

    19. Re:What's deviant? by Raul654 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Or are they going to enforce this based on hundreds of local community standards?" - Yes (as a result of the Miller test, they already do) This is why porn companies avoid Utah like the plague

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    20. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of:

      Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks,
      and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up
      with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is
      no telling where he last had his pecker."

      Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
      "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off
      unwelcome sexual advances."

      Hillary asked, "Well,... how do you deal with the problem?"

      "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I
      muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I
      can."

      That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary
      slipped into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he
      would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day,
      and she was ready for him!

      She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting
      sounding fart you could imagine.

      Bill rolled over and asked, "Janet, is that you.....

    21. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sucks to know your only real arguments contra his position would have to fall back upon:

      a) appeal to an authority not universally recognized
      b) reliance on assumption of values not universally shared
      c) hand-waving
      d) hoping the spittle flying off your mouth sufficiently stuns your oppoen

      and other logcial fallacies or other behaviors demonstrative of losing while knowing you're losing. But, thanks for playing...

    22. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd love it if people actually read the Bible.

      The Bible doesn't prohibit premarital sex.

      There's two cases close to it. The first is a man who "seduces a virgin". He has to pay a 50s fine (which is done for purely economic reasons -- if she can't later find a husband because she's been deflowered, at least she won't slowly starve to death). It is not catalogued either as something worthy of death, or even as a sin -- it's simply an economic matter. (Ex 22:16-17)

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus %2022:16-17&version=9;

      The second is the fact that you can use and then throw away any attractive slave girls you can find. Their only recompense is that they have to be freed if they get discarded. While the Bible calls it marriage, it doesn't go through any of the normal rituals of marriage, and they don't even need to go through the normal process of divorce (which in OT times was just the writing of a divorcement notice to the wife). No real divorce, no real marriage. The man can sex her for as long as he want, and when they break up -- no harm, no foul.

      This is fairly similar to the relationships we have today.

      Also, it's important to note that Moses gave virgins as rewards to the conquering Israeli armies -- but he put all the captured women to death as punishment for having drunken orgies with the men of Israel, and getting them to worship Baal.

      All in all, I think the Bible makes a lot of sense, I just think that a lot of churches these days are lying to their congregations in order to "do what's best for them." As a Christian, I find that to be anathema -- one should never misrepresent what the Bible says, even if you think its for a good cause.

      At least a few churches are teaching the correct exegesis now. My friend's Methodist church, the, (ugh) UCC, my church remains quiet about it in order to avoid lying to teenagers that sex is a sin (the look away and whistle defense?). Even the main Jewish Church (the Conservatives) states that premarital sex is not against Talmudic Law.

      In NT times, you had prohibitions against adultery and prostitution (same as the OT), and against general 'perversion'. The word for perversion was translated as 'fornication' which was then defined as 'premarital sex'. Some verses of the Bible are utterly absurd with this interpretation. Jesus says you can't divorce a woman except for fornication. Well... married women do 'Adultery', not fornication. (I.e., extra-marital sex, not pre-marital). The Bible has a word for Adultery, believe me. When you subsitute perversion instead, the verse actually makes sense.

      Don't listen to me. Read the Bible, figure it out for yourself. Don't reply here until you've gone through the whole concordance on the topic of sex. The Bible prohibits a massive number of things (prostitution, adultery, incest, bestiality, drunken orgies, anal sex with little boys, even homosexuality) -- premarital sex just aint one of them.

    23. Re:What's deviant? by fenfiralcain · · Score: 0

      I think i've got that movie with Susie Q and the dogs on dvd...you wanna borrow it?

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    24. Re:What's deviant? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As far as community standards, even ultra-liberal (even pro-fetish) sex advice columnist Dan Savage thinks that poop-eating is out of bounds.

      But thats not at all the point is it? Yeah, its disgusting and probably bad for you but so is cheap Vodka. Are we outlawing that?

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    25. Re:What's deviant? by sourcery · · Score: 1
      No kidding. All values are arbitrary.

      Totally wrong. There is one (but only one) absolute value: a person cannot be opposed to his own free will. From this one fact, it is possible to derive the the right to Liberty by making use of the principle of reciprocity.

      Rights exist solely to resolve the contradictions between one person's (free) will and another's. Such contradictions are inherent to a world where multiple free agents operate in a universe of things that are not subject to non-rivalrous consumption.

      Liberty is the right to do whatever does not violate the rights of others. To deny the right to Liberty is to deny one's own right to have an opinion or present a counter argument. One earns the right to Liberty by respecting others' right to Liberty (that's the principle of reciprocity.)

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    26. Re:What's deviant? by bobintetley · · Score: 1

      ...where's the harm in watching a grown man eat poop?

      You owe me a keyboard. And a beer.

    27. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to admit that I had to look up DVDA. Good lord...

    28. Re:What's deviant? by markass530 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ok, i'll admit it that it has distrubed me that golden showers is now like a mainstream thing. I mean here I am checking out a hustler hardcore, and bam, I see chicks getting pissed all over. but Like I just said, this is (relatively) mainstream thing, so are they going to start prosecutting hustler now? Shit with the intelligent design debate this is starting to sound the fucking 1950's. If some dude likes watching chicks getting pissed on, it's his business, not mine.

    29. Re:What's deviant? by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 1
      I suppose I can understand an anti-bestiality crackdown. But where's the harm in watching a grown man eat poop?

      Some might say the harm had already been done.

      On a more serious note, I don't like this one bit. As a person, especially a male, who has an Internet connection and some free time, I have obviously looked at porn in the past, sometimes from curiosity and sometimes for gratification. I don't generally do that anymore. I have studying to get done, and /. articles to read.

      Okay, I think I've sufficently prefaced my comments.

      I do not trust the FBI to police the "wild frontier" that is the Internet. Their track record shows a lot of sloppy work:

      1. Operation Sundevil, where the GURPS Cyberpunk sourcebook and other materials were confiscated as "manuals for computer crime".
      2. Operation Candyman, in which many suspects pled guilty to not only consuming but distributing child pronography in order to avoid publicity.
      3. Not to mention certain other incidents that we're eminently familiar with.

      I think it might be interesting to watch the FBI's employment statistics for a little while, now that they're paying some of their agents to surf for porn. Will there be a ban on hankies and picture-phones in the archives room now?

    30. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the internet age, communities no longer need only be defined by geography.

    31. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which community?

      The community of televangelists. You know, like Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, and Paul Crouch.

    32. Re:What's deviant? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      What if some chicks are so ugly that the only way I can procreate with them is by drinking a litre of Southern Comfort and watching some lesbian BDSM?

    33. Re:What's deviant? by budgenator · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised you haven't started a real firestorm with that because almost all of what christians say they believe, is in fact religious superstition and a good deal of it is against what actualy in the bible. Don't get me wrong all religions seem to suffer from this to varying degrees, I'm not picking on just christians.

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    34. Re:What's deviant? by HunterZ · · Score: 1

      Me, personally, I look forward to the day when dualing is considered a legitimate form of dispute resolution. That way, instead of arguing with tools like yourself, I can just shoot you in the face. I mean, if we are going to call for abandoning any and all values, I personally choose natural law over this hedonistic nonsense.

      "Dualing?" Is that like double-penetration? I suppose that would be an interesting way to resolve disputes.

      Oh wait, you probably mean "dueling"...

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    35. Re:What's deviant? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Thing is, bestiality porn and bestiality acts aren't illegal everywhere in the country.

      Cruelty to animals is tho. I mean, some of these people have faces only their mothers could love, have you SEEN them?! Because, uhm, er, I certainly havent!

    36. Re:What's deviant? by vishbar · · Score: 1

      Honestly, this scares the hell out of me. If it's two consenting adults, who the hell cares? I should be able to poop on my wife's face and put it on the internet if I want to. It doesn't matter if we both agree. And you have a very good point: what is deviance? At first, it's poop, then it's hardcore, then it's softcore, then nudity altogether.

      I completely understand banning child pornography because it hurts children. However, if I'm an adult, I can do what I want. It's the American way.

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    37. Re:What's deviant? by Dragon+Rojo · · Score: 1

      I can really use a massive list of sorted pr0n.

      I'll start with "Asian"

    38. Re:What's deviant? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      How DARE you think about such deviant sexual practices! We are talking about America. The land of the free! And all you can do is pollute such beautiful freedom with thoughts of anal granny gangfuck and farmers sucking on horse cock and three large black cocks in a white adult's mouth and sperm in Dixie cups.

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    39. Re:What's deviant? by SamerAdra · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1 Corinthians 7:1-9 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. (2) Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. (3) Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. (4) The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. (5) Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency. (6) But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment. (7) For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that. (8) I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. (9) But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

    40. Re:What's deviant? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      What if my "community" is alt.sex?

      -Rick

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    41. Re:What's deviant? by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      so is cheap Vodka. Are we outlawing that?

      Y'all tried, once.

      It didn't work out very well. Made a lot of not-so-nice people fairly wealthy, though.

    42. Re:What's deviant? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Why should I care what the fuck Dan Savage thinks? I mean, really. If I want to watch some consenting adults eat each other's shit, then let me watch it. If I want to see a woman pissing on another woman while sucking on a horse's cock, then let me view it. But one thing I shouldn't do is let Dan Savage's opinion matter one bit to me. I should view what I want to view, according to my own limits, and not according to what Dan Savage says.

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    43. Re:What's deviant? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Pornosec?

    44. Re:What's deviant? by ghee22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      or from rat race

      Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?
      Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.
      Vicki: So far so good.
      Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
      Vicki: What's that?
      Harold Grisham: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.
      Vicki: Well, you have quite an imagination, Harry.

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    45. Re:What's deviant? by tmortn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The community standard as related to porn distribution most notably challenged by Larry Flynt essentially said the community standard only held sway inso much as it related to public distribution of the content. IE to carry smut on store shelves it had to pass community standards.

      The whole case against Flynt was not predicated on the idea that hardcore porn was illegal but that to offer it for distribution was illegal in public places. The idea was to make it legal to create and own but impossible to distribute

      Where does this enter into private internet access?

      The community standard is essentially distilled down to the household level. IE what content is chosen to be displayed (put on the shelf) at the household level as that is the only exposure.

      Unless you want to argue that access to such content from withen larger defined communities (like a town or state) should be regulated.... this is somewhat akin to saying since I live in X location I can not go into a store in Y location because it is denied where I am from.

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    46. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Heh...how's this for local standards? The next county over does ban bestiality porn. However, it considers molesting children LEGAL as long as thier clothes are not removed. WTmotherF!?! (I know because a former friend had a family problem with this. The person that did it eventually hanged himself, though.)

      And why the fuck is a federal agency enforcing local laws!?! Isn't that blatently fucking unconstitutional? One of the major premises of the constitution is that the feds don't fuck in non-fed matters unless there is some kind of national emergency or a violation of the constitution, including amendments.

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    47. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So creampies are still OK then?

    48. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Made a lot of not-so-nice people fairly wealthy, though.

      Curious with respect to the topic, no?

    49. Re:What's deviant? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Riiigght. Because otherwise, the porn companies would be all over those beautiful women utah is so known for.

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    50. Re:What's deviant? by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      Help Darwin out, and put down the bottle. He says he's getting dizzy.

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    51. Re:What's deviant? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      I argue that by its very nature, it has more artistic merit than regular pornography. It takes talent to draw such figures properly, whereas with porn, all you need are naked people and cameras.

    52. Re:What's deviant? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Definitely Salt Lake City!

    53. Re:What's deviant? by Cronos1388 · · Score: 1

      Lol.

      The FBI Porn Catalog. We Find It You Watch It.

    54. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I only watch Christian porn where all the couples having sex are married to each other!

    55. Re:What's deviant? by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny you should mention Salt Lake City, considering the history of the Mormon Church.

      After all, they were driven out of Illinois because their neighbors considered polygamy a perversion.

      -jcr

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    56. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA - According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

      Basically, they finally decided they didn't like tubgirl, generalized from that, and included beastiality because it's fairly unethical.
      I agree with beastiality being inappropriate (although I'm not sure what "cracking down" on it will do, exactly), but it really soudns like someone at the Beaurau has a diaper fetish they're ashamed of, and they're taking out their fears on the American public because they're in a position of power and able to do so. We want these kind of people criminalizing our consenting behavior?

      But... this is just "deviant porn" they're targetting... only things that fail the Miller test.

      Tubgirl is now an interesting historical item and will pass.

    57. Re:What's deviant? by jcr · · Score: 0

      Ok, i'll admit it that it has distrubed me that golden showers is now like a mainstream thing.

      It's not a mainstream thing. A scat fetish is a pathology, just like it always was.

      It's just something that a bunch of the pornographers get off on. Those guys are like Microsoft: they have no taste.

      -jcr

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    58. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since the Attorney General demanded it, deviant is anything that doesn't involve torture and death. Torture and snuff flms fit right in with our policies in Iraq and NOLA. After all, Gonzales told Shrub that that kind of stuff was not only okay, but desirable. And the military went along, even though experience had shown otherwise.

      Perhaps only official government branded torture and snuff films, shot in certified off-shore prison camps, will be allowed. OTOH, a lot of that stuff involved children and young mothers. That won't play well in the blue states.

      Get your official HSA produced porn! No other can be trusted to protect you from harrassment and arrest. If you don't buy it, the terrorist will win!

    59. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is in the context of the previous section. Men of Corinth were leaving their wives abandoned at home and engaging in bestiality, pedastry and cult prostitution, leaving their wives abandoned at home.

      This is actually very good advice. Fuck your wife a lot and she'll be happy. Your wife should fuck you a lot and you'll be happy, and won't be inclined to go visit the Sex Megastore in downtown Corinth.

      Adultery and Prostitution are bad. Sleeping with your wife is good. A man should get married so he doesn't engage in prostitution.

      But not getting married at all is best.

    60. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, piss in my mouth and call me Mary.

      I think this will backfire.

      But, then again, I underestimated the number of red states.

    61. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    62. Re:What's deviant? by dougmc · · Score: 1
      What's deviant?
      Well, if you read the article ...
      According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."
      ... apparantly that's what they're after.
      so that we can add it to our firewalls
      s/firewalls/bookmark files/
    63. Re:What's deviant? by fragmentate · · Score: 2, Funny

      So it's only illegal if you pull out?

      Only if it was intentional.

    64. Re:What's deviant? by BaCkBuRn · · Score: 0

      This probably is:
      http://www.tfcentral.com/
      or this
      http://www.kemonet.com/
      or this
      http://www.transfur.com/

      Clicker beware!

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      PRINT "Signature line broken."
      GOTO 1
    65. Re:What's deviant? by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      ...conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes ... defecation ... and masochistic behavior"

      So you're in trouble if, e.g., you film someone not eating enough roughage...

      An ironic side-effect of such crusades is to turn pornographers into white knights. (You can already feel it happening, can't you?)

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      Seeing bad movies only encourages them. Watch responsibly
    66. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    67. Re:What's deviant? by motorhead · · Score: 0

      The Aristocrats!

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      Employee Of the Month - Cyberdyne Systems Corporation - September 1997
    68. Re:What's deviant? by Jambon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if that's bad then any version of The Aristocrats will definately be censored.

    69. Re:What's deviant? by astr0b0y · · Score: 3, Funny

      So many fundamentalist Christians, so few lions....

    70. Re:What's deviant? by bezgin · · Score: 0

      Girl on girl? Black on white? The butt? Golden showers? DVDA?
      ...
      so that we can add it to our firewalls depending on personal preference.

      ... or to our bookmarks. :)

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      exit();
    71. Re:What's deviant? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      That would actually be a really good argument against this stuff!!! As a progressive thinking christian slashdotter, I'd believe that "god" would have nothing wrong with married people "remembering" their experiences together. Thank you AC, you've found the perfect legal argument AGAINST such outlandish and uptight authorities.

    72. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a spammer?

    73. Re:What's deviant? by Badvirus.exe · · Score: 0

      I remember that movie, the one where the guy is peeing on the girl chained to the wall, who is in turn poopin on the dog's biscuits. I don't really think that the first amendment was really intended to only be applied to written word. Then again, I'm canadian, so now there's one more reason for the sick and twisted to move to Canada.

    74. Re:What's deviant? by Calmiche · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Which is interesting, since there are indications that Paul (Who wrote 1 Corinthians) was married at one time. It's not certain, but 1 Corinthians 9:5 seems to imply that all the apostles were married.

      Paul was also a Sanhedrin, one of the judicial ruling body of the Jews. Biblical historians agree that one of their tenants required their members to be married.

      The adjective used in that passage, "agamos", has connotations of widow rather that never getting married. Someone who has never been married is referred to as "parthenos". (Though there are some passages where the words are used interchangeably, so it's not 100% certain.)

      Paul referred to widows several times as being especially useful to the church.

    75. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about eating animal poop? Is that considered bestiality?

    76. Re:What's deviant? by OctoberSky · · Score: 4, Funny

      How dare you quote a Kevin Smith movie and leave out the true connoisseur of porn.... Banky

      "Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse."

      (and yes I had to google connoisseur for proper spelling)

    77. Re:What's deviant? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      DVDA?
      Danm you. And danm Google.

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      May the Maths Be with you!
    78. Re:What's deviant? by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1


      so is cheap Vodka. Are we outlawing that?


      ---

      Y'all tried, once.

      It didn't work out very well. Made a lot of not-so-nice people fairly wealthy, though.


      The people spouting off "save the children" and "think of community standards" seem to be experts in making not-so-nice people fairly wealthy. See: Any Right Wing talk show host, anyone who's ever hired Karl Rove, Tom Delay, etc.

    79. Re:What's deviant? by rizole · · Score: 1

      Oh dude.....just the image in my head is doing me harm....oh my neurones, my poor, poor neurones.

    80. Re:What's deviant? by Excen · · Score: 0

      Don't knock the 1960s Scandinavian Porn, man. Many of those proto-skin-flicks are now considered to be cult classics!

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      "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
    81. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with Christians is that they don't really adhere to anything in the Old Testamant unless it suits them. When Jesus died, he completed the "old law" and began the time of the "new law". The old law was indexed by the 10 commandments and the rest of the 600+ Jewish laws expanded on the index.

      The index (10 commandments) was arranged in order of severity. Worshiping other gods was more severe than murder. Coveting your neghbors ass is less severe than murder. There were probably 50 sub-laws that dealt with what is or is not coveting and what is and is not murder. Punishments were also laid down by the old law.

      The new law had two commandments. The first was to love God. The second was to love your neghbor. There were no sub-commandments. And that's the problem.

      Without any clear definition, early Christians had to "wing it" when it came to what they could and could not do. Is sticking it in the butt loving your neghbor? I dunno. And Jesus didn't really say.

      So, now the old law is used as a reference. Christians can pick and choose what they want to apply. Is murder OK? Probably not. Is it OK to send your wife to sleep in the barn because she's having her period? Probably not. Should you covet? Probably not. Can you stone your son at the city gate because he didn't finish dinner? Probably not.

      So, here's the deal. Christians can pick and choose which portions of the old law they want to apply.

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      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    82. Re:What's deviant? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      A common tactic for shutting down obscenity operations is that they often cross state lines in committing the act -- producing in one state, processing in another, and distributing in multiple states. Whether through the postal service or telecommunications lines, it makes it much easier for the feds to tack on a few years through these kinds of charges.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    83. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Can't remember who said it, but polygamy is defines as having too many wives. The same definition also applies to monogamy.

      Oh, and from what I hear, polygamy is still practiced by Mormons. Most get an "eternal temple marrage" as well as a legal marrage. Then they can get a legal divorce while still be religously married. At that point, they can get another legal and "eternal temple marrage". In the eyes of the church, they'll have two wives.

      While most mainstream Mormons don't do that, they can still have multiple marrages. How? Well, then legal marrage ends at death; the religous marrage doesn't. It isn't uncommon to see older members outlive their wives and re-marry.

      I find it funny that no one else finds that offensive.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    84. Re:What's deviant? by takeya · · Score: 1

      The bible repeatedly condems fornication (I googled it: http://www.gotquestions.org/sex-before-marriage.ht ml)

      I don't see it exactly defining what fornication is, but it's been defined as sex outside of marriage for quite a while now.

      What marriage is, though, is never really defined.

    85. Re:What's deviant? by ilctoh · · Score: 1

      Only thing to remember is that some churches (for example, the Catholic Church) regard the Bible as one of multiple sources of revelation, or law. For Catholics, the second half of God's revelation is Church Tradtition, which is collected in the Catechism of the Catholic Church - which does prohibit premarital sex. I'm not saying you're wrong, but just that many religions have alternate sources when they make laws such as this one.

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    86. Re:What's deviant? by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      while i do agree with you... i have to play devil's advocate here...

      how do you define "extra-marital"? i think of it as outside of marriage, meaning not only outside of your own marriage (assuming you're married), but also outside of any marriage. this means that in order to have an extra-marital affair, neither party needs to be in a marriage. at least that would be the literal meaning of the prefix "extra". and marital doesn't have to mean a current marriage...

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      please me, have no regrets.
    87. Re:What's deviant? by evilviper · · Score: 0

      Well, at least this is newer and less repetitive than the "BSD is dying" troll, but it's no more true. This guy is banking on current anti-conservative sentiment here, and most people's complete lack of knowledge of the bible. The bible speaks repeatedly about this issue. I don't know why people even keep trying to argue it.

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    88. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get hold of a pencil and paper pretty easily. I don't need no animated porn. Naked people? I've been trying to get hold of one for the past 35 years with no luck...

    89. Re:What's deviant? by 0x20 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't listen to me. Read the Bible But if I read the Bible, then I'd be listening to you, which you just told me not to do. I've become confused. I'll stay here and await further instruction.

    90. Re:What's deviant? by frisket · · Score: 1

      Goatse guy?

    91. Re:What's deviant? by Lady+Jazzica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The Bible doesn't prohibit premarital sex."

      Sure it does:

      Matthew 15:19
      For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.

      2 Corinthians 12:21
      lest, when I come again, my God will humble me among you, and I shall mourn for many who have sinned before and have not repented of the uncleanness, fornication, and lewdness which they have practiced.

      Galatians 5:19-21
      Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

    92. Re:What's deviant? by Guardian+Hacker · · Score: 2, Informative
      Preface: I am not a lawyer. What I write here is based on my best understanding of the law.
      ====================
      Basically, anyting that is obscene falls into the realm of illegality. If something is deemed to be obscene then it is not protected by the First Amendment.

      In 1973 the case of Miller v. California resulted in a three-prong test to determine if a work is not protected by the First Amendment.

      The opinion, written by Chief Justice of the Supreme Court Warren Burger stated that the following three criteria must be met (note that ALL THREE criteria must be met):
      1. if the average person, applying contemporary community standards would find that the material, when taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest
      2. the material depicts or describes, in a patently offensive manner, sexual conduct specifically defined by applicable law
      3. the material, when taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value
    93. Re:What's deviant? by danny+fantom · · Score: 1

      FBI cracks whip on porn -- what this means for you. Porn costs will get higher, as the FBI forces 'deviant' porn sites to seek foriegn markets and subscription models to 'protect' themselves from the 'short arm of the law' after all drugs have been illegal for decades now, the 'war' on them has mostly resulted in forcing the cocaine growers to create a more herbacide resistant strain of cocaine while we handily deforest the entire rainforest so that the immune strain of coca plants can grow without any competing foliage... so with that kinda effort i'd suspect that the FBI goes after all the spammer and popup 'free porn' sites that make 'web porn' look bad, making the 'surviving' porn sites subscription/non obtrusive ad models more viable...

    94. Re:What's deviant? by xs650 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe not even then. It depends on which bodilyt orifice you were pulling out of.

    95. Re:What's deviant? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      So all this means is that, in the FBI-run future, deviant porn will just need to have more storyline.

      --
      Information wants to be free.
      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    96. Re:What's deviant? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      BTW, are those draft-dodging, deviant (speaking of those feebs I've personally come in contact with over the years) FBI dudes going to solicit Robert Hanssen as a consultant (he was really into deviant sex videotaping without his wife's consent) or perhaps that last FBI dude they recently fired - then arrested - who was really into child pornography???

      Hmmmmm.....would I want the FBI - with their track record - put in charge of deciding what's deviant????? Does anyone recall Louis ("the Sicilian") Freeh's track record at the FBI??? And this Mueller character - not too impressed with this guy - and about those 43 tips they had on 9/11 transpiring - and about ignoring all those tips from French Intelligence ("Freedom Fries" - how about "Super-twit incompetent FBI fries"?????)

    97. Re:What's deviant? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The new law has one commandment to Christians - to love one another as Christ has loved you. The _old_ law hung off the two commandments you mention. And I fail to see the problem: love God and do as you please (in that order) is the whole of the new law.

      A good explanation of the relationship between the Torah and the Law to Christians can be found here.

      --
      --- Hot Shot City is particularly good.
    98. Re:What's deviant? by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but one of those works of the flesh listed is 'uncleanness'. So is this saying if I go and do a hard day's work that I'm par with adultery and fornication?

      I belive the actual fornication is much shorter than the duration of uncleanness for a hard day's work, at least for most people anyway.

    99. Re:What's deviant? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Once every 9 months for procreation is it. Anything more is *extra*. (remembered from an old National Lampoon...)

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      Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic.
    100. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting to note that the original commandment "thou shalt not commit adultry" referred to a very specific instance.

      It was a married man fooling around with another man's unmarried virgin daughter. Essentially, he deflowered her, reducing her marriage prospects. Moreover, he could not "make things right" and marry her since he had a wife already.

      Very practical (as long as one goes with a "deflowered" woman as being less marriageable and less marriageable as lowering a womans value - neither of which is entirely true in a progressive society)

    101. Re:What's deviant? by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      And pulled America out of the depression...

    102. Re:What's deviant? by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

      let every man have his own wife

      Awesome! So you're going to assign me a wife? Now I won't have to work on my social skills and can go back to playing WoW 20 hours a day!

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      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    103. Re:What's deviant? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      You know what would be a great law for Congress to create - one whereby they COULD NOT be prosecuted for insider trading - and could make millions off of all those insider trading tips they get - plus all those gifts of first-time stocks they receive.

      OOPS! They've already passed that law. What was I thinking.......

    104. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and we call our act:

      THE ARISTOCRATS!

    105. Re:What's deviant? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Are all fetishes pathologies or just the ones you don't like? If a guy is turned on by nurse uniforms, is that a pathology? How about school uniforms?

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      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    106. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My friend's Methodist church, the, (ugh) UCC...
      What's wrong with the UCC? They're the only organized church in the nation that ratified that homosexuality should not be an impediment to worshipping the god you believe in. Instead, they let people choose their own paths, but gather together for the one thing that religion seems to get right: helping people through pooling resources. I won't argue they are perfect, but why the cheap aside?
    107. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Wow, you flunk reading comprehension. The grandparent post asked you to read the entire concordance on sex in the Bible before forming your opinion. You not only failed to do that, you failed to even read his post fully.

      The bible never used the word "fornication"; it didn't exist. It's not written in English. People translated it to fornication...and the grandparent is of the opinion that translation is incorrect.

      Pick up a book sometime.

    108. Re:What's deviant? by Blastrogath · · Score: 1

      > Sorry, but one of those works of the flesh listed is 'uncleanness'. So is this saying if I go and do a hard day's work that I'm par with adultery and fornication?

      The word unclean in the bible is explicitly defined in biblical law, it doesn't mean dirty. Sweat doesn't count, neither does clean dirt. You could take a bath in mud and not be unclean.

      Contact with stuff like human shit (going to the bathroom doesn't count), dead bodies, or someone with leprosy is what makes one unclean. You can also be made unclean by eating certain things if you're jewish, but not if you're christian. I think there may be a few more ways too, ask a Rabbi if you're interested.

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      "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." -Plato
    109. Re:What's deviant? by abirdman · · Score: 1

      Very interesting and informative post (and not to nit-pick) but the word is "tenets", not "tenants," which I'm afraid means something completely different than what you're asserting.

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      Everything I've ever learned the hard way was based on a statistically invalid sample.
    110. Re:What's deviant? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've become confused. I'll stay here and await further instruction.
      Good Citizen! You betters will be along shortly with proper instruction for your inferior plebian mind. Praise the Lord!!!

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    111. Re:What's deviant? by slamb · · Score: 4, Informative
      > > The Bible doesn't prohibit premarital sex.

      > Sure it does: [...] fornications [...] fornication [...] fornication

      Try reading sometime. Here's the part of the grandparent post that you missed:

      The word for perversion was translated as 'fornication' which was then defined as 'premarital sex'. Some verses of the Bible are utterly absurd with this interpretation. Jesus says you can't divorce a woman except for fornication. Well... married women do 'Adultery', not fornication. (I.e., extra-marital sex, not pre-marital). The Bible has a word for Adultery, believe me. When you subsitute perversion instead, the verse actually makes sense.

      "Fornication" is an English word, never found in the original text. This may shock you, but language can be ambiguous. Thus, translations can be wrong. This is why Muslims consider only Arabic versions of the Qur'an to be correct. Sometimes I wish Christians did the same.

    112. Re:What's deviant? by garylian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am sure they will target the BDSM crowd. And not have a clue as to what the mantra of said crowd usually is. (There are extremists, as with anything.)

      Safe. Sane. Consentual.

      Most BDSM relationships are more honest than regular ones, especialy for D/s. Almost everyone has a kink they would like to explore. BDSM folks usually explore it with their partner(s), or at least their partner(s) permission. Most regular folk hide it, agonize over it, and then pay for it to happen. And that payment is often a broken marriage, lost of children, or loss of life to AIDS and the like.

      The level of honesty necessary in a D/s relationship is very deep. Knowledge of yourself and your partner is paramount to either of your safety. If a sub isn't truthful with themselves or their Dom, someone will end up getting hurt. So, they talk about things, plan, and work together.

      Pardon the pun, but honestly, if most relationships had the level of communication that a D/s relationship did, there'd be a lot less breakups/divorces.

      If you just read the meaning of many of the words, it can sound horrible. Bondage. Domination. Sadism. Masochism. And yet, if two (or more) consenting adults do it carefully, it can be one of the most powerfully positive encounters they may all have.

      I don't mind the stamping out of child pornography, but if it is consenting adults, well... Live and let live.

    113. Re:What's deviant? by mushroom+blue · · Score: 1

      Contact with stuff like human shit (going to the bathroom doesn't count), dead bodies, or someone with leprosy is what makes one unclean.

      so everyone working for the sewer department of a large metropolitan city is biblically unclean? you'd better tell some of the avid churchgoers in their ranks that they're screwed.

    114. Re:What's deviant? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      The greatest humor in this, of course, is that Banky turned out to be gay.

    115. Re:What's deviant? by bujoojoo · · Score: 1

      Brian: "You're all individuals!"

      Crowd: "We're all individuals!"

      Dissenter: "I'm not."

      Crowd: "Shhhhh!"

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    116. Re:What's deviant? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      If the FBI "researcher" feels disgusted with himself afterwards, it's deviant.

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    117. Re:What's deviant? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior.

      Hmm... I've never seen pornography that involves beastiality, urination, defecation, AND sadistic and masochistic behavior.

      On a side note, I'm glad our government still knows its priorities.

    118. Re:What's deviant? by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      Menstruation was also considered unclean in Old Testament times.

    119. Re:What's deviant? by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a quote from a PTA member in the South about multilingual education: (paraphrase) "If English is good enough for our Lord Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for our schools."

      Imbeciles. This whole vernacular scripture thing was the worst move the protestants ever made. And the worst thing is that they consider their crappy Good News translations to be as unassailably true as the original, because the people who translated them were divinely inspired.

    120. Re:What's deviant? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Whats wrong with adults pissing and shitting on each other? :) Ok i mean wrong in the legal sense ;) Its so F'n hott.

    121. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, if I understand the grandparent's post correctly, then biblical marriage seems to be little more than a social agreement between two people for the purpose of sexual relations. It would seem that adultry then would either be being involved sexually with someone else at the time outside of the agreement or possibly without any kind of agreement at all (rape). I wonder what the implications for poligomy then are.

      I also wonder if by using this form of marriage for preventing perversion, the verses mean to quell perverse actions originating from both sexual frustration and/or sexual promiscuity.

      Oh, the grandparent also hits on an important point with today's interpretation of the bible. It has been translated, retranslated, and selectively rewritten over the millenia (as well as politically "spun" interpretations). So, it is no suprise that the current intrepretation of the bible is not the original meaning of it.

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    122. Re:What's deviant? by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Why is polygamy offensive?

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    123. Re:What's deviant? by lemaymd · · Score: 1

      We do understand that translations are imperfect, and that only the Greek and Hebrew sources are perfect. Things get even hairier than that when you try to figure out which Greek and Hebrew sources are perfect, but if you sweat out those details you'll never get to reading anything important. I personally don't read Greek or Hebrew, but I like the NET Bible (www.bible.org), because it includes translators' notes containing important Greek and Hebrew terms, and explaining why they chose the translation they did. Not all terms are explained, so sometimes you need a true Greek/Hebrew study bible, where every word and phrase is tagged with a number that will take you to a special index of words in the back. Then you can dig into as much detail as you want and basically translate things for yourself.

      Anyway, the Bible is very clear about fornication, homosexuality, and all the other important areas of life people like to pretend are OK but clearly aren't (isn't some of this stuff just common sense?). One of the most important characteristics of God's commands in the Bible is that they all ultimately benefit His people. I ask any reasonable person (most slashdotters excluded here ;-) ) to name a benefit of fornication. I can certainly name many downfalls. I can hear the question already, so I'll prove it:
        - STDs
        - Unwanted pregnancy
        - Emotional problems in marriage
        - Lingering, haunting emotional ties

      Now, rather than exhaust all the many verses in the Bible that forbid fornication, I'll just present one that I think clearly expresses God's intent:

      Hebrews 13:4, New English Translation:

      Marriage must be honored among all and the marriage bed kept undefiled, for God will judge sexually immoral people and adulterers.

      "sexually immoral" means the following in the Greek: ,n {por'-nos}
      1) a man who prostitutes his body to another's lust for hire 2) a male prostitute 3) a man who indulges in unlawful sexual intercourse, a fornicator

      It appears to be true that the definition of fornication is a bit circular in this case, referring back to the law, but it generally refers to a relationship between unmarried people. What makes this even more clear is the distinction between adulterers and fornicators.

    124. Re:What's deviant? by utlemming · · Score: 1

      While you certainly put forth an interesting, albeit interesting, discussion, I have to disagree. Looking up in Strong's Concordance, the word for fornication comes from the word pornea, which is generally described as "illicit sexual relations." Several Bible Scholars argue that the word pornea included sex of a married person with an unmarried person. For example, a man having sex who is married with an unmarried woman would be guilty of adultery, whereas the woman would be guilty of fornication. An illegal sexual act, according to many of the Biblical scholars meant sexual acts outside of the covenant of marriage. Additionally, the term of adultery was used as an analogy for worshipping false gods in the Old Testament time, and undoubtably, used in the New Testament. While some may have proclaimed Christ as their Savor, going over and worshipping Mars, for example, would have constituted adultery. Compare this idea looking up Christ's words talking about the Bridegroom and the Bride as an analogy of Christ and the Church. When you look at it in this context, the words of Christ speaking about putting a wife away for the cause of fornication, could be construed to mean 1.) putting her away for an illicit sexual act, such as extra-marital, or pre-marital sex (further, looking at the Old Testament it is clear that having sex outside of marriage was not acceptable, 2.) having sex with an unmarried person, or 3.) leaving the gospel covenant for another god. In other words, you could both take the passages on fornication to be either figurative, i.e. leaving the covenant of the gospel for another god, or literial, meaning an illegal sexual act. Relationships in both the New and Old Testaments are about a covenant relationship. Acts are legal within the context of a covenant relationship. Acts are illegal when they violate a covenant or they are without the bounds of a covenant. However, in case these arguments don't hold water, looking at the tradition indicates that at times that the children of Israel were living the law, and those under the Gospel Covenant (aka New Testament times) premaritial, and extra-marital sex were condemened.

      However, all of this discussion is moot, unless you have a common agreement on which translation to choose, or for that matter, which Biblical Scholars you are going to accept. When it boils down to it, the issues presented by the parent are semantic, and whether you subsribe to liberal or conservative interpetations of the Bible. Obviously, the parent is of a liberal interpetation, whereas I am of a conservative interpetation.

      One thing, however, is if you suscribe to the world view of the parent, then looking at sexual acts if you are married, if the parties enagaging in those acts are married, or having sex with an animal, then it clearly falls within the scope of biblical prohibitions. Further, looking into the looking clause of Matt 5:28, it is clear that looking with lust is clearly adultery. So anyway you look at it, at least within the bounds of this discussion, Biblicaly speaking, pornography is against the Word.

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    125. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Get that guys? If you don't agree with his subjective interpretation, well then you must be Anti-conservative! For those that don't understand wingnut, that means he thinks you are a bunch of anti-christian liberals for even considering it.

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    126. Re:What's deviant? by qeveren · · Score: 1

      You're mistaking 'kink' for 'fetish'. Stop it.

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    127. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Awesome! So you're going to assign me a wife?

      This is sad on so many levels. But, rest assured, you will come to see that when we introduce you to the nasty, ugly bitch we've selected on Monday afteroon. For a modest fee, we'll arrange for her to take your house and half of your worldly possessions and leave you that afternoon, sparing you the wait.

    128. Re:What's deviant? by carninja · · Score: 1

      Actually, during the middle ages, pulling out was considered THE biggest sin you could do. The punishment was even worse than the punishment for murder.

    129. Re:What's deviant? by sultanoslack · · Score: 2, Interesting
      • Translation of the bible into local languages was a major issue pre-reformation; specifically John Wycliff translated the bible into English before Martin Luther was born.
      • The Catholic church wasn't working with the original Hebrew and Greek texts; it was working with the Latin vulgate. Ironically "vulgate" is the word for "the common language", which Latin was at the time of the rise of the Latin bible in the Christian area in the 5th century.
      • Yes, people are stupid.
    130. Re:What's deviant? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Guess I’ve had some medieval girlfriends, then.

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    131. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not marry a nymphomaniac. A) She would be very unhappy, and B) It would be a great waste of a nymphomaniac.

    132. Re:What's deviant? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Are all fetishes pathologies or just the ones you don't like?

      I wouldn't know. I was discussing a particular fetish which is obviously unhealthy.

      If a guy is turned on by nurse uniforms, is that a pathology? How about school uniforms?

      I think you should be asking your shrink, not me.

      -jcr

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    133. Re:What's deviant? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      That was back when it took a constitutional amendment to ban the production and/or consumption of anything nationwide. Be sure to thank Congress and the Supreme Court for the extension of federal powers since then.

    134. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? benefits of sex? There are numerous medical reasons, for a start its great excercise, and makes your body release good chemicals like oxytocin and endorphins. Additionaly its an expression of emotion to another person, it helps build emotional relationships, ie Love. Some of the times in my life where i have felt the healthiest were when having regular sex

      Did you notice that none of these thing will have any impact on the exsistance of a marrige?

      Sure sex has its risks but so does crossing the road, if people are educated to do it safetly there should be minimal problems. The biggest problem will occur if you start teaching people that they shouldn't do it, because young people are going to do it regardless, so they need to know how to do it safetly.

      On another note i believe in freeom before some stupid book, so if people want to be gay, so long as they arent hurting anyone else why should anyone have the right to tell them what they are doing is wrong or immoral

    135. Re:What's deviant? by radish · · Score: 1

      I was discussing a particular fetish which is obviously unhealthy.
      (a) It's not a fetish (well, not in most cases) - go look the word up. (b) Why is it "obviously unhealthy"? Do you mean physically (it's not) or mentally (according to what study?).

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    136. Re:What's deviant? by beej · · Score: 2
      I ask any reasonable person (most slashdotters excluded here ;-) ) to name a benefit of fornication.

      ...How about an emotional connection deeper than that achieveable through platonic means?

      It's possible to minimize the risks associated with sex, just like it's possible to minimize the risks involved in driving a car. People still take their lives into their own hands and drive places, which is arguably more dangerous than having sex.

      I totally agree: having sex is more dangerous than not. But driving is also more dangerous than not. People take unecessary risks to improve their quality of life every day. If someone's quality of life isn't improved by sex, then don't have sex. Just like driving.

    137. Re:What's deviant? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Why is it "obviously unhealthy"?

      You're kidding, right?

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    138. Re:What's deviant? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Right, but then whats the Bible about really? If it were written today it would state that premarital sex was a sin because it would reflect the values of the public at large. Eventhough we have premarital sex, in general we view it as "sinful."

      The Bible prohibits fornication specifically. Yes, dont just 'read' the bible, but read books about the bible. Actually just reading the preface to a modern Bible can be quite an eye opening experience.

    139. Re:What's deviant? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      The law doesn't allow things for something quite that simple. Though almost, the full context requires more then the son not finish dinner. The son must not only not finish dinner, but the parents need to discipline the son many times, and nothing changes. Then too, in those times a parent would like a son who doesn't eat much - that is less they have to grow.

      (from the new bible) Deuteronomy 21:18 If a person has a stubborn, rebellious son who pays no attention to his father or mother, and they discipline him to no avail,37 21:19 his father and mother must seize him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his city. 21:20 They must declare to the elders38 of his city, "Our son is stubborn and rebellious and pays no attention to what we say-he is a glutton and drunkard."

    140. Re:What's deviant? by radish · · Score: 1

      Not at all. Please enlighten me. I'm seriously confused as to whether you think urine is somehow dangerous (it's basically water, a little sugar and some salts, and completely inert & non-toxic) or whether you believe that something you don't happen to find appealing indicates great psychological damage, in which case I'd love to see your evidence for that.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    141. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coveting your neghbors ass is less severe than murder.
      I'm sure that counts as deviant... and a perversion.

    142. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So it's only illegal if you pull out?

      Holy fuck, batman!

      That's, like, at least 85% of the Pr0n out there.

      creamy-pies.com, here I come (uh, so to speak).

      creamy-pies-prego-pr0n.com to just to be double safe.

      Never give a pervert and idea... he'll only, uh, pervert it.

    143. Re:What's deviant? by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, just off the top of my head, there are several other commands to Christians.

      - "Keep doing this in remembrance of me." (Luke 22:19) This was uttered by Jesus at the Passover meal in 33 C.E., just a day before he was killed. It was an instruction to observe the Lord's Evening Meal every Nisan 14th to commemorate his ransom sacrifice as the ultimate Passover lamb.

      - "Go, therefore, and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you." (Matthew 28: 19, 20) This was uttered by Jesus just before he ascended to heaven. This scripture alone shoots your argument down with the words "all the things I have commanded you." So, let's see if we can find some more.

      - "Let your light shine before men, that they may see your fine works and give glory to your Father who is in the heavens." (Matthew 5:16) Part of the Sermon on the Mount.

      - "If, then, you are bringing your gift to the altar and you there remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift there in front of the altar, and go away; first make your peace with your brother, and then, when you have come back, offer up your gift." (Matthew 5:23, 24) Another part of the Sermon on the Mount. This is immediately after stressing how letting anger and ill feelings toward one another build up can lead us to do something we would be judged adversely for. The next segment of that sermon contains information about adultery, and admonition to "tear [your eye] out" rather than do something God considers detestable. I believe this passage is what one of the original posters was referring to.

      - "Continue to love your enemies and to pray for those persecuting you." (Matthew 5:44) Another one from the Sermon on the Mount.

      - "Stop storing up for yourselves treasures upon the earth, where moth and rust consume, and where thieves break in and steal. Rather, store up treasures in heaven... For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also." (Matthew 6:19-21) Another one from the Sermon on the Mount. This one shoots down your "love God and do as you please" theory. Doing as you please would be treasures on earth. Doing as God pleases would be treasures in heaven. This command doesn't just say "Store up treasures on the earth after you have some in heaven." It says "Stop storing up treasures upon the earth." (emphasis mine)

      And one that really puts the finishing touches on there:

      - "Keep on, then, seeking first the kingdom and his righteousness, and all these other things will be added to you." (Matthew 6:33) Keep on seeking first God's kingdom and God's righteousness (or righteous ways, as they apply to the one doing the seeking, i.e. "you") and these other things will be added to you. You shouldn't seek the "other things" at all. You should only seek the interests of God's kingdom and will. Of course, God hasn't changed his will. So when he says you shouldn't murder, fornicate, worship idols, etc., that intention for humankind hasn't changed. Of course, I can hear you chanting "but you probably eat pork and don't have a blue thread around your clothes" or something similarly clueless. Those things weren't matters of principle. Murder, adultery, and idolatry are! And things that seemed similar to the non-principled parts of the old law that needed to continue were reiterated (like the command to "keep abstaining from... blood" in Acts 15:28,29) to make sure true Christians are acceptable to God.

      I could go on, but this is more than adequate to illustrate my point. There are a lot of commands in the Christian faith.

      Oh, and one more nitpick: there is no "new law". There are only a collection of principles and commands. The "New Covenant" is not a law, it's a contract, and closely resembles a settlement between two parties that have decided to forego a lengthy and painful court battle. The drafting of the new covenant finished with the words "Keep doing this in remembrance of me."

    144. Re:What's deviant? by adrianmonk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with Christians is that they don't really adhere to anything in the Old Testamant unless it suits them.

      ...

      The new law had two commandments. The first was to love God. The second was to love your neghbor. There were no sub-commandments. And that's the problem.

      ...

      So, now the old law is used as a reference. Christians can pick and choose what they want to apply.

      Aha! You're 90% of the way towards understanding Christian ethics. One of the fundamental ideas behind Christian ethics -- perhaps the fundamental idea -- is that there is no system of code that can completely and correctly capture the distinction between right and wrong. Laws are useful as guidelines, but they are never definitive.

      So yes, Christians can pick and choose. But how can such a system make any sense? How does it result in anything other than just total chaos where everybody just does whatever they want? The answer is that you're supposed to be seeking a good outcome rather than relying on a set of rules. In 1 Corinthians 6:12, Paul makes it clear that this is the Christian perspective: "'Everything is permissible for me'--but not everything is beneficial."

      And, even more fundamental than understanding the purpose of the laws is to lead you toward a good outcome (and that following the laws is in no way an end unto itself), you're supposed to be relying on God's direction to know what's beneficial and what isn't. That's a higher standard than following a set of rules. When you realize the rules aren't always right, what this means is that you should seek to do better than you do by following the rules alone. And this does not just mean "legalism is bad thing". What it means, in the Christian point of view, is that anything which attempts to substitute for following God's lead is inferior, whether it's rules or anything else.

      Naturally, this kind of system is prone to abuse. But then so is a system of laws -- people simply break them, or they find ways to do wrong without technically breaking them, or they make the rules into such a big deal that the system of enforcement becomes wrong and hateful and counterproductive. So what's needed ultimately is an attitude of wanting to do what's most constructive and beneficial. Then, even though the rules are non-binding, you still want to consult them because there is a lot of wisdom in them, and they are right 90+% of the time anyway.

      For more info on this, I recommend Dietrich Boenhoeffer's book Ethics, which I understand was written as a result of trying to work out the apparent conflict between Christian ethics and the feeling that it was his moral duty to support a group that attempted to assassinate Hitler. (Blowing up several people with a bomb doesn't really feel like a Christian thing to do, even if one of them is Hitler.)

    145. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      It isn't. In fact, most of our cousins (apes) live happily this way. Sort of. They have an "alpha male" society. My understanding of the Mormon system was that as husbands were killed, the wives were forced to remarry.

      In fact, Joseph Smith's wife remarried Brigham Young. She was forced to do it so that he could have a legal claim to the head of the church.

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      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    146. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 0, Troll

      You cite one of many stupidities of the OT. There are 613 more. That's why someone who quotes OT script to prove $abomination is wrong just looks like an idiot. You can't try and hold someone to one standard while you, yourself barely follow your own teachings.

      Want an example?

      Ever look at a girl in lust? You think you ever might do that agian? Then follow your own God's advice and burn your eyes from your head.

      After you do that, people might actually give a shit what you think about buttfucking.

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      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    147. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Two commandments:

      Matt 22:37-40

      Jesus replied: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbour as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments."

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      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    148. Re:What's deviant? by jcr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not at all

      Dude, If you're into that, I'm not interested in arguing the point, any more than I'd waste time telling an anorexic that she isn't fat. I'll just tell you the same thing I'd tell anyone else in your shoes: get some serious professional help.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    149. Re:What's deviant? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      Ur, how did Prohibition lift the US out of the Great Depression? Because that's what you seem to be saying. Prohibition in the US started in 1920, and the Great Depression started in 1929.

      Now, it makes sense (and is a little funny) if you're trying to say that the 21st Amendment ended the Great Depression. But a) it took a long time, since the Great Depression lasted a good 5-6 years after the 21st amendment was ratified and b) you've ruined the joke by this time...

    150. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except there are lots of different versions of the Qur'an as well. There is (or was) even a book describing some of the differences, but that may be hard to get since showing how Qur'an is not a single, unchanged text will get you killed by the fanatics.

    151. Re:What's deviant? by Error27 · · Score: 4, Funny


      1. It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
      2. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.


      In other words, being celibate is "good" but you shouldn't do it. Question: Out of the 2 choices, 1) becoming monks or nuns and 2) getting married, which one does Paul want them to do more?


      3. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
      4. The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
      5a. Defraud ye not one the other


      Married people should have sex often. Even if you don't want to, remember that your husband or wife might so keep that in mind. Fun fact: The Talmud specifies the minimum frequency that couples should have sex. It varies depending on how much time you spend at work.


      5b. except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.


      If you both agree to not have sex that's OK but only for a short time. And even though you might feel that it helps your spirituality, remember that Satan can use it to tempt you. Also during those periods when you are not having sex, I think you shouldn't eat either, that would make you even more spiritual.


      6. But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment.


      That last thing about periodically not having sex is something I would discourage. But since you seem insistent on not having sex then I'm going to allow it.


      7. For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.


      I wish that everyone was like me, but we're all different, that's why I think it's OK for you to not have sex even though I think you should get married and make lots of babies.

    152. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's someone who isn't complaining.. Guess I'm not taking her to the liquor store!

    153. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACa nadian_10-02.html

      Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
      October 2002

      Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

      Dear Dr. Laura:

      Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

      When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

      I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

      I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

      Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

      I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

      A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

      Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

      Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

      I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

      My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

      I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

      Your devoted fan,
      Jim

    154. Re:What's deviant? by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      "sexually immoral" means the following in the Greek: ,n {por'-nos}
      1) a man who prostitutes his body to another's lust for hire 2) a male prostitute 3) a man who indulges in unlawful sexual intercourse, a fornicator

      It appears to be true that the definition of fornication is a bit circular in this case, referring back to the law, but it generally refers to a relationship between unmarried people. What makes this even more clear is the distinction between adulterers and fornicators.


      You have defined your own personal version of immoral. I have my definition, and it is significantly different than your own.

      I simply cannot see how you read that law to imply that unmarried sex is immoral. Do the greek outlaw sex outside of marriage? Somehow I doubt it.

      So, not only does the definition of fornication not 'generally refer to a relationship between unmarried people' it doesn't implicate unmarried persons any more (or less) than any other person.
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      "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)

    155. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This task force is almost certain to exist for the sole purpose of slandering people who the government doesn't like. They may never score a conviction, but they'll be more than happy to publicize how John Doe likes diaper porn or Susie Q does it with dogs. So much for constitutional protections of due process.

      And there you have "community standards". If it causes an outrage in the community, it violates community standards.

      Not so long ago, a one-woman "TiTi Revolution" wanted to ride the subway topless in New York. A judge ruled that if it didn't cause an outrage on the train, she may do so, but if it caused a commotion, she must cover up.

      The law tries to address the fact that cultures and customs grow organically from a society. What may be OK today, may not be OK tomorrow and vice versa.

      Half the stuff allowed today would have got you hung or piked in the 1700's by the same people who invented the American rule of law, due process, and the Constitution.

      So, in a nutshell, it works. The culture and custom is allowed to change over time. If you think looking at scat pr0n is OK and gives you wood, go for it, but when your name appears in the local newspaper crime column you feel victimized, don't whine.

      Half the reason people are aroused by that stuff is because it's "taboo" anyhow.

      And how is it "slander" if it is true? If you like Golden Showers video, and that's what they say, it's not "slander", it's a fact.

    156. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckyyyy

    157. Re:What's deviant? by ccbailey · · Score: 1

      I'm sure at some point in time Jesus commanded Peter to go to the fridge and retrieve a beer. That doesn't make it some sort of religious law. When you quote the Bible you need to look at who's speaking, the audience the speaker is addressing, and the context in which the quote is being delivered. (It also really helps if you keep in mind the author of the particular scripture). When Jesus tells his disciples to do what he has "commanded" them is he really talking to me? Some of what he says would qualify as general advice and some of it will only make sense based on context. I'm sure if you examine the "general advice" section most of it will be good examples of "loving God" and "loving one's neighbor".

    158. Re:What's deviant? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Read the Bible, figure it out for yourself. Don't reply here until you've gone through the whole concordance on the topic of sex. The Bible prohibits a massive number of things (prostitution, adultery, incest, bestiality, drunken orgies, anal sex with little boys, even homosexuality) -"

      Can you tell me if the bible says homosexuals can't get married? I know it says they should be executed but I am wondering if it says they can't get married.

      I find it odd that the christians want to prevent homosexuals from getting married but refuse to execute them like god told them to.

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      evil is as evil does
    159. Re:What's deviant? by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      If a women is deflowered before marriage, and then marries, the groom can have her stoned to death. This seems to discourage premarital intercourse. Deuteronomy 22:20-21 20 If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father's house. You must purge the evil from among you. Ofcourse, we are all going to hell for not wearing tassles on the four corners of our clothing (Deuteronomy 22:12) and for wearing clothing of blended fabric(Dueteronomy 22:11), so I would'nt take the bible too seriously... (apparently, wool-linen blends are the work of satan)

    160. Re:What's deviant? by nazsco · · Score: 1

      you don't get why people still try to arge... and i don't know why people still read the bible and follow blindlessly some random rules they are told

      oh, wait, that must be the diference of a conservative and a normal people.

      have a nice day.

    161. Re:What's deviant? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      To hell with the bible.
      The bible should not be a guide for how we are governed. There is just too much crap in it that doesn't make sense and/or contradicts other parts.
      We are governed by our Constitution. Show me where the constitution prohibits fornication or online porn.

    162. Re:What's deviant? by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      This is why Muslims consider only Arabic versions of the Qur'an to be correct. Sometimes I wish Christians did the same.

      I didn't think Christians preferred non-Arabic versions of the Qur'an, but...whatever you say, dude... (kidding, etc)

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    163. Re:What's deviant? by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      Of course, we can just go back to importing Scanadinavian porn, just like our fathers did back in the 60's.

      Hell at least it might be good then.

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    164. Re:What's deviant? by Darth23 · · Score: 1

      No, It's illegal if your Good Lady Wife doesn't become pregnant.

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    165. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Muslim and I don't consider Arabic the only authentic version of the Qur'an. I don't even know how to read Arabic! In fact, the whole concept of "the original is better because..." is often misused as a means of control and misdirection as well. On a related note, I've still yet to find anything mentioned ANYWHERE about 70 virgins... kinda feels like I got a raw deal... I'm sure someone would have translated this correctly!

    166. Re:What's deviant? by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 1

      Actually, being unclean in the Biblical sense is not a huge deal. Cohanim (people descended from the priests) are supposed to avoid it, but other than that, it doesn't really matter. It's not a "sin", in whatever sense you define that word. Plus, all it takes is a simple ritual immersion to fix uncleanliness (unless you're, say, a leper).

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    167. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    168. Re:What's deviant? by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      So how did you get the 2nd part of your /. username?

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    169. Re:What's deviant? by Burz · · Score: 1

      It is offensive. Polygamy depends on certain people (i.e. women) being unequal in the eyes of the law.

      How can courts cope with say, a divorce, when claims on property and custodianship are bound to be orders of magnitude more complex than with any normal married pair? How can a patriarch face the possibility that the deterioration of his relationship with one wife would quite likely lead to a huge emotional and legal nightmare not just with her, but eventually embroiling 6 other wives plus all the children? How are such marriages, between fully-empowered adults, NOT a recipie for the destruction of whole towns?

      Answer: Take their rights away (or prevent them from claiming any). The incentive to surpress disharmony in such a loaded environment becomes an urgent need to legally imprison some particular spousal class (almost always women).

      And please don't bother with descriptions of polygamy as a simple ability for an individual to marry more than one person... unless you think having whole regions where all the people are legally interrelated after a couple generations is workable.

    170. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about time someone did something about the quality of porn out there. I mean, it used to be good stuff, now it's just a bunch of messed up ho's with teeth missing and gunshot wounds in their leg, midgets,./////// twisted shit..... yea crack down on all those perverted fuckers... let's bring back the playboy models and girl on girl !

    171. Re:What's deviant? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      If my knowledge of Greek still serves me: 'agamos' - in a free translation, 'without a sexual partner'; 'parthenos' - a virgin.

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    172. Re:What's deviant? by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      We are not governed by our Constitution. This is the same ignorant view that leads one to desire the US Supreme Court to set public policy. Which is actually a perversion of our Constitution/Constitutionally established separation/balance of powers between the three branches of government. If anyone is governed by our Constitution, it's our government. It, including our Bill of Rights (amendments to our Constitution), states what government may not do to us, the individual citizen.

      As far as to hell with the Bible let us be governed by the Constitution, this is in a sense a self-refuting argument because the Constitution doesn't give us rights, but affirms the already in existence, unalienable God-given rights that we have. If we say the Bible is whack and God doesn't exist, then the basis of our Constitution crumbles to pieces. If our rights don't come from a higher authority than government, then government is free to curb them anyway it wishes.

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    173. Re:What's deviant? by antic · · Score: 2, Funny


      Don't get me wrong, this is a great discussion, but I'm pretty sure that we're meant to be posting links to deviant porn, right?

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    174. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      What you don't seem to get here is that, offensive as it might be to some, it's none of their (or your) buisness what other couples do. If a couple wants to engage in polygamy, then they should have the right as long as it does not interfere with other people.

      Otherwise, you get to the point where everything people find offensive becomes illegal. Then we'll be truly fucked.

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    175. Re:What's deviant? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      "If we say the Bible is whack and God doesn't exist, then the basis of our Constitution crumbles to pieces."

      Despite the right wing FUD, god is not the basis for our Constitution. The founders did worship a god but they were very clear that religion did not have an authoritative place in our government. The stipulation about there being no religious test in order to hold office was unique among governments of its time and almost kept the Constitution from being ratified in the first place. The religious right likes to forget about all of that when they pretend "holy" laws are innate in the constitution. It's a myth that the constitution is getting less godly. It's getting more, and not in a good way if there could be such a thing.

    176. Re:What's deviant? by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      It isn't a law code, its a religion. Many christians today seem to be confused about that. It isn't supposed to be a list of things you can and can't do, it is meant to be a book of stories (and a series of rituals) that bring meaning to life. The bible is not a guide on how to make society. It is a guide to the inner lives of the practicants. Augustine is very lucid about this issue. He actually thought that sex was always bad for the soul, but it if you couldn't control yourself marriage was better. But it wasn't about what society should do. It was about what you, as a follower should do. Its not about changing the world, but about the spirtual path of the follower...

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    177. Re:What's deviant? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      The problem with Christians is that they don't really adhere to anything in the Old Testamant unless it suits them.

      The problem with Liberals is that they don't really adhere to anything in the Old Testament.

      So, here's the deal. Christians can pick and choose which portions of the old law they want to apply.

      So, here's the deal. Liberals can pick and choose which portions of the old law they want to apply.

      Don't create a double standard. Christians aren't the only ones. Everyone does it. Even if Christians wanted to apply ALL of the old law the atheists/liberals of the country would be up in arms and then what would your argument be after that, that they shouldn't be trying to apply Bible law in the real world? Make up your mind.

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    178. Re:What's deviant? by kaligraphic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Technically, he could "make things right", as you put it, because the Old Testament describes a polygamous, or, to be technical, polygynous, society - one in which men could have multiple wives.

      Remember also that in 2 Samuel, the prophet Samuel relays a message from God basically saying "Didn't I give you all these hot wives? If you wanted more, you could've asked me and I'd have given you more, but nooooooo, you had to have somebody else's wife." (2 Samuel 12, if you're interested.)

      If you ask me, it's a hallmark of an efficient society. You know how it's usually the guy who ends up having an affair and breaking up a marriage, because his wife's sex drive has declined? Well, if he could take a second wife, that wouldn't be a problem. Further, he wouldn't be put in either the situation of depriving his first wife of livelihood or of losing his own. It would seriously cut down on nasty divorces, and we could all celebrate the decrease in the number of lawyers about.

      Islamic law, IIRC, allows men up to four wives, which seems a very practical number - enough to gain most of the benefits, but too few to allow one guy to drain the pool of availability. (also keeps the guy from getting spread too thin - even the most virile guy can only dispense so much manjuice before he has to recharge.)

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    179. Re:What's deviant? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      If you read the whole passage - and not just a couple of verses from it - you'll see that Jesus is answering a question asked by a teacher of the law about the Law and the Prophets. "What is the greatest commandment in the law?" he says and Jesus replies as above. The ironic thing is that the New Commandment is not so very different to the spirit of the old ones. Not only that but "my neighbour" is not my friend in the tent next door but the scum-sucking, bottom feeding atheist Samaritan!

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    180. Re:What's deviant? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Your argument is long, detailed - and wrong IMHO :) Jesus specifically uses the word "commandment" - as in the ten commandments - only to refer to his New Commandment. That's why he draws attention to the fact - "a new commandment I give unto you." Jewish speculation of the day was buzzing with what kind and how many new commandments would be in the new covenent. Some suspected it could be as many as 25! The disciples must have been initially a bit disappointed that it was only one.

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    181. Re:What's deviant? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      My point was that there is no such thing as Christian Bibilical Law. It does not exist. There are exactly two commandments laid out by Jesus: Love God and love your neghbor. That's it!

      So why do fundies wanna bring up Jewish laws when it comes to buttfucking?

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    182. Re:What's deviant? by Xabraxas · · Score: 1
      So, here's the deal. Liberals can pick and choose which portions of the old law they want to apply.

      Are you on crack? Liberals are not trying to implement biblical law. Perhaps some of the laws overlap with biblical laws but they are not being implemented for religious reasons. Calling liberals atheists doesn't help your point much either. I'm both liberal and definitely NOT an atheist. To be honest I'm not sure what point you were trying to make because your post is essentially incoherent.

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    183. Re:What's deviant? by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

      Well since J Edgar Hoover was into cross-dressing I'm sure all the tranny pr0n is safe.

    184. Re:What's deviant? by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Despite the right wing FUD, god is not the basis for our Constitution.

      Then you missed my point entirely, which is not surprising. God is not the basis for the Constitution, but God is the basis for our rights, sayeth the Constitution. Hence government may not infringe on these rights, since via a higher authority we are born with them. An important distinction that probably gets lost in all the left-wing FUD.

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    185. Re:What's deviant? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

      Does this mean I can no longer film my Tom getting it on with my rooster?

      What about where the Bible says "...and the lion shall lay down with the lamb..." and it was a good thing?

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    186. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex is like a good steak: it doesn't put you on a higher emotional plane with the cow. I shall assume either that your girlfriend was reading when you typed that, or that you have such shallow emotional experiences that you really do connect an act as base as sex with complex human emotion.

    187. Re:What's deviant? by shrey · · Score: 1

      What if you wanted to pull out but failed to do so??

    188. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation of the bible into local languages was a major issue pre-reformation; specifically John Wycliff translated the bible into English before Martin Luther was born.



      You left out the part where homeboy got burned at the stake for said translation.

    189. Re:What's deviant? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Actually, during the middle ages, pulling out was considered THE biggest sin you could do. The punishment was even worse than the punishment for murder.

      Actually, that's bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit.

      Do you people actually believe any random nonsense you're told about the middle ages by people who know nothing about the period in question? And have you ever actually bothered to study any history or literature from that period? No? Then kindly refrain from spouting nonsense about it. People like you do more harm to human knowledge and understanding than any medieval churchman.

      In passing, let's look at some real medieval laws, shall we?

      Here, for example, you can find the full text (translated into modern English) of various Anglo-Saxon legal codes. These are from the so-called "dark ages". Observe that the only sexual practices which are forbidden are incest, adultery, and fornication with nuns, and the punishment for those is generally just a fine.

      Here you can find an English translation of the 13th century treatise De legibus et consuetudinibus Angliae. The section on homicide is long and interesting. Though this is a very detailed description of the English laws of the time (to the extent that it describes matters such as how to determine whether a hermaphrodite should be considered legally male or female), I can find nothing on the subject of sexual perversion, let alone punishments for it.

      So, where is your source for this claim that extravaginal ejaculation was punished more harshly than murder? Do pray enlighten us.

    190. Re:What's deviant? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Translation of the bible into local languages was a major issue pre-reformation; specifically John Wycliff translated the bible into English before Martin Luther was born.

      And that was merely the continuation of a centuries-old tradition. Towards the end of the so-called "dark ages", the monk Aelfric translated much of the Pentateuch into Old English, hundreds of years before Wyclef was born; and we have even earlier texts of the Old English gospels, from before Aelfric was born (a particularly unlikely legend has it that John's gospel was translated by Bede on his deathbed). And pretty much our entire knowledge of the Gothic language comes from the Aryan bishop Ulfilas' biblical translations, hundreds of years before that.

      In fact, translations of religious texts are one of our most valuable resources in the preservation of languages both ancient and modern. Much to the chagrin of the fundamentalist atheists who like to think that religion has never served any useful purpose.

    191. Re:What's deviant? by Scaba · · Score: 1

      I dunno about the Middle Ages, but onanism was clearly punishable by death in ancient times, by God himself:

      "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also." (Genesis 38:7-9)
    192. Re:What's deviant? by bint · · Score: 1
      Also, it's important to note that Moses gave virgins as rewards to the conquering Israeli armies -- but he put all the captured women to death as punishment for having drunken orgies with the men of Israel, and getting them to worship Baal.

      All in all, I think the Bible makes a lot of sense

      My definition of "sense" seems to differ slightly from yours ;)

    193. Re:What's deviant? by Shano · · Score: 1

      And then, of course, there's "Tennents", which as any Scot should know, is a truly foul concoction.

      Sadly, most Scots are seriously deluded into believing that not only is it potable, it is also a good thing.

      For the sake of (tangential) relevence, I'm sure many deviant acts have been fuelled by that stuff.

    194. Re:What's deviant? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect that the Muslim practice of considering Arabic Qur'ans holy didn't do anything. Because the meanings of words can change within a language. Ancient Arabic is probably about as close to Modern Arabic as Latin is to Italian.

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    195. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're saying Christianity is based on the ends justifying the means?

    196. Re:What's deviant? by schon · · Score: 1

      1. It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
      2. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

      In other words, being celibate is "good" but you shouldn't do it.


      No, no, no... The two are not contradictory.

      What it says is that nobody should have sex, and to ensure this, everybody should get married... (I guess in biblical times, married people didn't have sex? :o)

    197. Re:What's deviant? by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      On another note i believe in freeom before some stupid book, so if people want to be gay, so long as they arent hurting anyone else why should anyone have the right to tell them what they are doing is wrong or immoral
      People are not gay because they "want to be gay", but simply because that's who/how they are.
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    198. Re:What's deviant? by athanasakis · · Score: 1

      There are two ways of talking about these things in the church. We can either talk about the things we know by our experience, because of our personal relationship with the triune god or think about them and speaking not from the experience of the things relationship with God gives us, but from our own thoughts.

      We can discuss about what the bible actually says and make arguments and try to understand the book or we can approach the bible already knowing what it says, because we already experience God and we are in a relationship with Him.

      For those that choose the first approach, the book can guide us. We don't need extra-biblical sources or ideas. We don't need to impose restrictions where such restrictions are not apparent in the book. The book gives us a framework to guide us in our lives.

      But for those that take the latter approach, the issue of sin is not something we can focus on. In fact, we are not able to judge; we cannot say which things are sins and which aren't. Judgment is Christ's. He will judge when He sees fit. So, the issue is not about sins and judgment, or even getting guidance through life. It's about maintaining a relationship with God. This is what becomes crucial, because in Him we experience a different kind of life; we don't want that new life to get diminished. We want to experience it more and more, until we succeed a state where we experience Him steadily.

      This is why the gospel cannot and should not be imposed. Nobody can make someone live the new life Christ talked about. This is why talking about these things and creating laws outside the special relationship Christ's followers are to have with Him is meaningless and it can even be harmful.

    199. Re:What's deviant? by beej · · Score: 1
      Sex is like a good steak: it doesn't put you on a higher emotional plane with the cow. I shall assume either that your girlfriend was reading when you typed that, or that you have such shallow emotional experiences that you really do connect an act as base as sex with complex human emotion.

      Boy, someone needs to teach you how to enjoy steak! You have a long way to go...

    200. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately ad hominem attacks don't make you any more credible or look any less stupid, but it sure is fun to be a troll, no?

    201. Re:What's deviant? by horza · · Score: 1

      Since deviance is obviously in the eye off the beholder, I suggest the FBI should begin by carefully cataloguing each type of porn, and then publishing a free,
      up-to-date directory of all these deviant sites, so that we can add it to our firewalls depending on personal preference.


      You misspelled the word bookmarks as firewalls.

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    202. Re:What's deviant? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Oh you fucking genius. Oh my god! You caught a spelling mistake!! Can I suck your penis? Will you let me pleasure you, you amazing hunk of manflesh??

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    203. Re:What's deviant? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      And there you have "community standards". If it causes an outrage in the community, it violates community standards.

      It doesn't have to cause an "outrage", all it has to do is make life inconvenient. If the community could care less, does that mean I'm not supposed to worry about the gun toting jesus-freak who wants to kill off all the perverts before the "eroto-toxin" death rays infect their children? Vigilanteism is bound to step up in a situation where some tiny minority of the community feels justice wasn't served.

      don't whine.

      Why shouldn't I? Isn't that the principle of freedom of speech, that the majority can do whatever it wants and the minority gets to whine about it? I'm writing to both of my senators and my representative to ask them to do whatever they can to rein in this stupidity. With the utter failure of the government to control drugs, terrorism, and natural disasters, it hasn't earned the respect I require of it to trust it with poking into my VHS tapes.

      What if someone prefers light, consensual bondage like silk scarves and fur-lined handcuffs instead of scat or bestiality? At what point does it go from normal to kinky to deviant, and why should I trust the unelected, national FBI to make that choice for me and my local community?

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    204. Re:What's deviant? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Totally wrong. There is one (but only one) absolute value: a person cannot be opposed to his own free will. From this one fact, it is possible to derive the the right to Liberty by making use of the principle of reciprocity.

      No one is more hopelessly enslaved than the man who believes himself free. Your will is hardly free, and your desire to express it dominates every aspect of your life. If anything, people CONSTANTLY fight against their will, if not simply to avoid prison. Your principle of reciprocity is complete nonsense. That is choice two or more people make. I'd like you to try and explain this all to wild animal.

      Liberty is the right to do whatever does not violate the rights of others.

      All, libertarians. All you can do is constantly say RIGHTS RIGHTS RIGHTS.

      Listen, look what happened in New Orleans. As soon as the shit hits the fan, your well reasoned world view goes out the window.

      To deny the right to Liberty is to deny one's own right to have an opinion or present a counter argument.

      Gee, that's funny. I'm arguing that liberty is an illusion right now! So, since I deny the existence of liberty, I must not have an opinion? Your statement is complete nonsense. Personally, I think the man with the most slaves is the most free since he can do whatever he wants with his life. That's why his brainwashed fools like you into believe you're free to work in some wretched job for the rest of your life!

      You're nothing but a pathetic slave who is attempting to provide some semblence of meaning to your otherwise pointless life. Even if you get your freedom, then what? You'll sit around and play more word games with your neighbors? Life is the domination of other lifeforms. Every waking moment of your life requires the destruction of another living thing. You argue with me now because it is in your nature to influence those around you.

      What you crave is a wholly unnatural existence that is ultimately impossible. No one is free, because it is our nature to enslave and dominate those weaker than ourselves.

      One earns the right to Liberty by respecting others' right to Liberty (that's the principle of reciprocity.)

      that's not a principle, that's an agreement.

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    205. Re:What's deviant? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Totally wrong. There is one (but only one) absolute value: a person cannot be opposed to his own free will. From this one fact, it is possible to derive the the right to Liberty by making use of the principle of reciprocity.

      Unfortunately, because reciprocity isn't the One Absolute Value, anything derived using it isn't absolute either, and therefore this derivation falls apart.

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    206. Re:What's deviant? by carninja · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm talking about the pennance instituted by the catholic church. You know, the real law of the dark ages. Notice I said SIN and not CRIME. If you disagree, you can go have a discussion with my Human Sexuality Professor, and the makers of the textbook Crooks & Baur: Our Sexuality, 9th Edition. I'm sure they'd love to know that they're wrong. Besides, just because you can't find it doesn't mean it's wrong. Apparently you simply don't know how to research.

      Oh, and no need to be a dick about it either. Dick.

    207. Re:What's deviant? by HunterZ · · Score: 1

      Oh you fucking genius. Oh my god! You caught a spelling mistake!! Can I suck your penis? Will you let me pleasure you, you amazing hunk of manflesh??

      Are you challenging me to a "dual"?

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    208. Re:What's deviant? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

      No I think the parent was trying to posit that the booze runners (Capone et al) who got rich off of Prohibition lifted America out of the great depression. Which I suppose could be possible.

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    209. Re:What's deviant? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Misinterpretation: The sin of Onan was not properly fucking his brother's wife. Some illiterate fool thought it was about masturbation. How much different would world history be if the church required you to fuck your brother's wife? Instead, we have a prohibition from jerking off, and look at what misery that has caused.

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    210. Re:What's deviant? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      If you don't agree with his subjective interpretation, well then you must be Anti-conservative!

      No, I'm not talking about subjective interpretations at all. The OP said it doesn't say in the bible that sex outside of marriage is wrong, and that is completely and totally factually incorrect.

      Don't let that stop your trolling though.
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    211. Re:What's deviant? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      and i don't know why people still read the bible and follow blindlessly some random rules they are told

      You're just assuming anyone who has any religous beliefs is blindly following. That's rarely the case. You just want to be morally superior, so thinking of everyone who disagrees with you as a "blind follower" makes you feel better about yourself, and allows you to discount others out of hand, not bothering to even CONSIDER what they have to say.
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    212. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because he didn't. He died naturally though he very likely would have been executed had his death not been timely.

    213. Re:What's deviant? by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 2, Informative


      Jesus says you can't divorce a woman except for fornication. Well... married women do 'Adultery', not fornication.

      "Fornication" is an English word, never found in the original text. This may shock you, but language can be ambiguous.

      From the Bible:
      Mt 19:9 And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication , and shall marry another, committeth adultery : and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery .

      Jesus is pretty cleary here, fornication == adultry && fornication == other sexual perversions (ie, bestiality, etc..) which makes sense as a reason to be able to divorce from a total sexual immorality perspective, not just adultry.

      Below is the actual greek words used in the scripture. There appears to be no ambiguity here at all. The actual greek text... the word "fornication" is translated from the greek "Porneia" ( porn...?) .


      FORNICATION:
      porneiva Porneia (por-ni'-ah);

      Word Origin: Greek, Noun Feminine, Strong #: 4202

      illicit sexual intercourse
      adultery, fornication, homosexuality, lesbianism, intercourse with animals etc.
      sexual intercourse with close relatives; Lev. 18
      sexual intercourse with a divorced man or woman; Mk. 10:11,
      metaph. the worship of idols
      of the defilement of idolatry, as incurred by eating the sacrifices offered to idols


      ADULTRY:
      moicavw Moichao (moy-khah'-o);

      Word Origin: Greek, Verb, Strong #: 3429

      to have unlawful intercourse with another's wife, to commit adultery with

    214. Re:What's deviant? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Polygamy can cause some problems because some men will inevitably be without a mate. What do you think they're going to do?

      This might make more sense in a society with a lot of warfare where many men were dead. But in peacetime there would be a shortage of women (since childbirth was often lethal.)

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    215. Re:What's deviant? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Polygamy can cause some problems because some men will inevitably be without a mate. What do you think they're going to do?

      It's not a problem if the women can have multiple partners too. Indeed, it would then be less of a problem than monogamy (where men lose out on potential partners because they are already taken).

    216. Re:What's deviant? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'd love it if people actually read the Bible.

      There are a lot of religions and bibles out there. Why should they particularly choose to read "the bible"? Hell, i'd rather they put down "the bible" and pick up a fucking science or history book for once. What do I care what one character in this or that fable had to say about one thing or another? Completely irrelevant. It's like arguing criminal law based on your having read and interpreted every episode of Hillstreet Blues.

    217. Re:What's deviant? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      This is why Muslims consider only Arabic versions of the Qur'an to be correct. Sometimes I wish Christians did the same.

      If the original text is in a language you'll never use short of "reading" it through a thesaurus, there's no point. Then you're much better off letting experts translate it for you. Arabic is a pretty big language in the Arab world. Few christians speak Greek and Hebrew though.

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    218. Re:What's deviant? by PostFutura · · Score: 1

      >"includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

      Are they trying to outlaw Germany? Wouldn't it be just easier to ban everything where they talk germany with automatic movie-filter. Like the Chinese do with the internet, only difference that they block democrazy, the words of god and other non-fancy stuff.

      I suppose the German movie industry with "GGG, Uromania..." can have hard times with this new policy.

      Thank god/ID for the underground...!

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    219. Re:What's deviant? by i8puppies · · Score: 0

      The bible didnt seem to bother condemning the daughters of Lot for screwing their own dad.
      Come to think of it, the bible condones incest and murder more than it condemns homosexuality.

    220. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Nice try waiting until the story cycled off to try and get the last word in. Unless you are god or you wrote the book yourself, you are relying on a subjective interpretation of what the bible says. Whether it is yours or someone elses. And the OP says that the the sex outside of marriage interpretation was due to a translation error and the evolution of the meaning of words over time. He does say it was wrong in cases where someone is already "married." Don't talk about facts when you know damn well you are basing it off of your faith, not a fact. So, unless Jesus died and made you God, Mr. Pot, I suggest you either argue your position with reason or STFU. Bearing false witness is a sin last I checked.

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    221. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      You're just assuming anyone who has different religous beliefs is anti-conservative. That's rarely the case. You just want to be morally superior, so thinking of everyone who disagrees with you as a "liberal" makes you feel better about yourself, and allows you to discount others out of hand, not bothering to even CONSIDER what they have to say.

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    222. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      My username comes from a comic book charactor I invented about 10 years ago. Around that time I got introduced to internet relay chat and needed a nickname.

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    223. Re:What's deviant? by cfuse · · Score: 1
      Awesome! So you're going to assign me a wife? Now I won't have to work on my social skills and can go back to playing WoW 20 hours a day!

      If you're going to let me choose for you ... no problem

    224. Re:What's deviant? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Liberals are not trying to implement biblical law.

      No shit, they wouldn't dream of mixing church and state.

      Calling liberals atheists doesn't help your point much either.

      I wasn't calling liberals atheists, nor was I calling atheists liberals. I was referring to both groups as having the same reaction if governmental law had any more Biblical law embedded in it than it already does.

      To be honest I'm not sure what point you were trying to make because your post is essentially incoherent.

      Maybe you weren't coherent enough to understand it? Either way you found it coherent enough to post a reply.

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    225. Re:What's deviant? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Our rights don't come from a god.
      Some progressive forward thinking people got together and decided that the previous forms of government weren't working. So they came up with a model for one that would be run by the people it governed. In order for it to work and for us to all get along we had to draw up this notion of inalienable rights. Note that at the time these rights did not extend to women and people of color.
      So are you saying that your god made a mistake and later changed his mind and that's why the rights were extended? I guess this wouldn't surprise me as it's the same god that has in the past demanded sacrifice, both animal and human.

      To quote Dylan:
      God said to Abraham "kill me a son"
      Abe said "man you must be putting me on'
      God said "No" Abe said "What?!?"
      God said "you can do what you want Abe but,
      The next time you seem me coming you better run!"
      Abe said "where do you want this killing done?"

    226. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's because Jesus was a nut selling a death cult; there are very few useful particulars--just (sometimes) good general advice, much of which had already been given previously and in better form, such as the Golden Rule. Once you go through picking out the good parts, you're making it all up on your own, so you may as well dispense with the pretense of following someone else and get on with thinking for yourself.

    227. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take the bible as an ethics compendium, just like you should do with many books from other religions as well, you'll see that while Jesus himself is kind and only hands out 2 rules "set in stone" (Love god, love one another), his apprentices are oh so willing to tell you how to live your god damn life as if they knew better... sorry Paul, but God gave us something called a brain, and free will to boot.

      So if I feed the poor, contribute to the world peace and help an old lady cross the street but, heaven forbid, get some ass before I get married I'm damned? Ha.

    228. Re:What's deviant? by pzampino · · Score: 1

      Why should they particularly choose to read "the bible"?

      Everyone must decide themselves what is truth. You are free to choose whatever you like. Heck, in present society, you can even make up your own individual "truth". Eventually though, all of these moral relativists will have to face THE TRUTH.

      Hell, i'd rather they put down "the bible" and pick up a fucking science or history book for once.

      Feel free. As I've said, you can choose however you like, but your choice is not validated solely by you choosing it.


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    229. Re:What's deviant? by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on; if you've read the bible, you'd know exactly why masturbation is bad; just what exactly are you thinking about while masturbating?

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    230. Re:What's deviant? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I have read and studied the Bible, but I don't think there's much in there that forbids thinking about something when you are wanking. Normal sexual desire is not the same as lust. Lust is when your sexual desires overwhelm normal interaction with people, and take over your entire life. That's quite a bit different than thinking about generic booty while stroking yourself for 10 minutes before you go to sleep.

      Besides, it's a reflex. You don't have to think about anything at all and the process proceeds.

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    231. Re:What's deviant? by pzampino · · Score: 1

      I'd love it if people actually read the Bible in context.

      It must be convenient to avoid considering the contents in their context. If you consider at least the entire chapter 22 of Exodus, you will find that there are two general contexts therein: restitution for and protection of property, and social responsibilities. The verse to which you've referred falls under the social responsibility topic. In this portion of the Bible, the spiritual ramifications of pre-marital sex are not being dealt with. So, this verse really does not support your argument at all.

      Lacking the chapter and verse(s) for your other reference, I cannot comment on it.

      The Bible honestly presents the actions of even God-fearing people. Because of this, some today choose to use that honesty to purport that every action in the Bible is approved by God unless immediately followed by an explicit rebuke. And this, with complete disregard for context. The truth is that everything in this world is a tainted, less ideal version of what God originally intended, and the actions of individuals must be considered in the context of the whole Bible.

      The Bible does not explicitly use the term "trinity" to describe the relationship among the members of the godhead. Does that mean that you deny the trinity? Based on your argument around "fornication", that would be a logical conclusion, but it flies in the face of even the most fundamental tenets of Christian doctrine. It is one of those things that defines Christianity, but the term is never once used in any transalation of the Bible(AFAIK). So, to say that the Bible does not prohibit pre-marital sex, based on the absence of particular words, is incorrect.

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    232. Re:What's deviant? by Fermatprime · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller-Rabin_test This is what I thought of when I heard Miller test. I need help.

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    233. Re:What's deviant? by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Of course, the bible isn't going to explicitly detail every "yes" or "no" situation; but just because the bible does not say to not do something, doesn't make it okay to do.

      The bible does indeed point out sexuality as being a good thing (read Song of Solomon!); but of course there are rules and guidelines to sexuality in the bible.

      I think you're a bit confused as to what lust really is. It generally means to have an intense or unrestrained craving, especially with regards to sexual things. That makes it pretty safe to say that when you masturbate, you are lusting after _something_.

      Besides, a huge majority of the Christian theological world would disagree with your interpretation of the bible in this regard.

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    234. Re:What's deviant? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Nice try waiting until the story cycled off to try and get the last word in.

      That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

      Unless you are god or you wrote the book yourself, you are relying on a subjective interpretation of what the bible says.

      It's not a subjective interpretation when it literally and directly says something. There's no room for interpretation in cases like that.

      And the OP says that the the sex outside of marriage interpretation was due to a translation error and the evolution of the meaning of words over time.

      Yes, the OP was trolling. The bible doesn't talk about sex outside of marriage in just one place, with one set of terms, where a single mis-translation could change the meaning of it. As I said, this is a theme in the bible that is repeated over and over again. It's overwhelmingly clear that you have NEVER read the bible, yet you feel you're qualified to argue about what it does and doesn't say. That is real ignorance. That is as bad of a case of blindly believing as I've ever seen, although the OPPOSITE of the kind of blind faith most people think of.

      I suggest you either argue your position with reason or STFU.

      I did. Quite clearly. You seem to be the one who clearly wants to make a name-calling match out of it.
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    235. Re:What's deviant? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      You're just assuming anyone who has different religous beliefs is anti-conservative.

      No, I'm seeing blatantly factually incorrect information getting positive moderation, clearly BECAUSE it is anti-conservative.

      I'm not arguing religon at all, the OP was posting a factually incorrect troll.

      You have also shown yourself to be nothing more than a loud-mouthed troll spreading complete nonsense, so I'll be ignoring you in the future as well.
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    236. Re:What's deviant? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      The Bible prohibits a massive number of things ([...] incest [...]) -- premarital sex just aint one of them.

      I see parts that say that a man can't sleep with his sister (Deuteronomy 27:22, Leviticus 20:17). However, Abraham got away with it (Genesis 20:11-12) and Lot had children by his own daughters (Genesis 19:36).

      My mother once embarked on an effort to read the Bible to my brother and I, but balked around that part of the book when she apparently deemed it inappropriate material for children.

    237. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mom, is that you?

    238. Re:What's deviant? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      intense or unrestrained craving

      I only think about sweet sweet baginas when I'm wanking, and that's hardly what I'd call unrestrained.

      And, I don't give a rats ass about what (some large number) of people think - they could all be wrong, and I think they are. Guilt trips are a useful thing to them.

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    239. Re:What's deviant? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Very few guys are willing to share a girl like that. The few polyandrous societies involve brothers sharing a woman.

      You might have meant just increasing the promiscuity in a society, but that has its own problems in terms of sexually transmitted diseases. Condoms don't stop everything (syphilis, HPV, and herpes Simplex for example)

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    240. Re:What's deviant? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Very few guys are willing to share a girl like that.

      Well yes, if we have lots of guys who think they should have several partners, but that these partners should not have other partners in turn, and furthermore, there are plenty of girls happy to go along with this arrangement, and the situation does not happen in reverse, we have a problem. I wouldn't advocate that sort of situation. I'd rather that anyone who is unwilling to "share" should also not expect to have more than one partner themselves. Basically, I was just pointing out the different forms that multiple relationships can take.

      The few polyandrous societies involve brothers sharing a woman.

      Well I'm not just thinking about societies where this is the norm, but people who practice multiple relationships in our western/developed societes. These almost always take the form where all partners are free to persue other relationships, or alternatively you might get "closed group relationships", but those are many-to-many, not one-to-many. So I don't think that pointing to other societies is evidence that this can't happen, and indeed, I'd feel that how such people behave in our society is more relevant than other societies.

      As for diseases, safety issues are obviously a concern, just as they are with serial monogamists (ie, you only guarantee to really improve safety significantly if you stick with one partner for life, but monogamy rarely takes that form in today's society); though note that polygamy/polyamory does not imply promiscuity.

    241. Re:What's deviant? by Burz · · Score: 1

      "If a couple wants to engage in polygamy, then they should have the right as long as it does not interfere with other people."

      Couples? Hilarious!

      And is it possible that you have polygamy confused with polyamory and open relationships?

      I understand that some people want more of what they already have. Just don't expect much sympathy for their 'plight'.

    242. Re:What's deviant? by mink · · Score: 1

      My wife, there are times one can not "be with" the one you love. Worst thing in the world is traveling for a week at a time over 2/3 of the year just after being married.

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    243. Re:What's deviant? by mink · · Score: 1

      "Fun fact: The Talmud specifies the minimum frequency that couples should have sex. It varies depending on how much time you spend at work."

      Do you have some kind of chart or referance I can build a chart from?

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    244. Re:What's deviant? by mink · · Score: 1

      The problem I think is that people using dictionary.com only get "Sex before marriage" as a definition of fornication. Later at the bottom of the page it talks about Mosaic law and how it is often used in the context of the bible to refer to a means a forsaking of God or a following after idols.

      Here is what they have:

              Sexual intercourse between partners who are not married to each other.

              Word History: The word fornication had a lowly beginning suitable to what has long been the low moral status of the act to which it refers. The Latin word fornix, from which fornicti, the ancestor of fornication, is derived, meant "a vault, an arch." The term also referred to a vaulted cellar or similar place where prostitutes plied their trade. This sense of fornix in Late Latin yielded the verb fornicr, "to commit fornication," from which is derived fornicti, "whoredom, fornication." Our word is first recorded in Middle English about 1303.

      Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
      Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.

      in every form of it was sternly condemned by the Mosaic law (Lev. 21:9; 19:29;
      Deut. 22:20, 21, 23-29; 23:18; Ex. 22:16). (See ADULTERY.) But this word is
      more frequently used in a symbolical than in its ordinary sense. It frequently
      means a forsaking of God or a following after idols (Isa. 1:2; Jer. 2:20; Ezek.
      16; Hos. 1:2; 2:1-5; Jer. 3:8,9).
      Source: Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary

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    245. Re:What's deviant? by mink · · Score: 1
      From my reading of the Constitution all I get is how the government is set up.

      From my reading of the Bill of Rights, equality and many other things are (nowhere is God or a higher power mentioned) the basis for our rights.

      The only founding paper that talks of God or a creator is the Declaration of Indipendance. Maybe it's time people (left and right) actually read up on the founding of our country, it's laws, and all that before talking out their ass.

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    246. Re:What's deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just more of what you already have. People are different, and I don't expect I could meet every need of anyone, nor her meet every need of mine.

    247. Re:What's deviant? by mink · · Score: 1

      So thats the secret ingrediant.

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    248. Re:What's deviant? by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Lust is still lust.

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    249. Re:What's deviant? by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      I meant to say "Lust for your wife is still lust."

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    250. Re:What's deviant? by mink · · Score: 1

      If people believe that lusting after ones mate is sinful or wrong they need to immediately check themselves into the nearest psychiatric hospital

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    251. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1
      "That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

      Yet, you do it again...

      "It's not a subjective interpretation when it literally and directly says something. There's no room for interpretation in cases like that."

      I wasn't aware the books of the bible where written originally in pseudo-archaic American English, sorry.

      "The bible doesn't talk about sex outside of marriage in just one place, with one set of terms, where a single mis-translation could change the meaning of it. As I said, this is a theme in the bible that is repeated over and over again."

      As I recall, part of the guy's point was that this error was repeated throughout.

      "It's overwhelmingly clear that you have NEVER read the bible, yet you feel you're qualified to argue about what it does and doesn't say."

      Just because I am willing to ponder potential and different meanings arising out of the fact that the modern bible was not written by one being at one time does not mean that I have never read the bible or that I am an atheist or pagan like you are trying to insinuate. I am currently working on the book of Jeremiah, FYI. I will admit I have not been reading it enough in the past few years, this doesn't not mean I don't read it at all. Also, I have never said that I have some kind of religious authority to claim what is and isn't in the bible. I was merely pondering the possibility.

      "That is real ignorance."

      Real ignorance is automatically assuming that everyone with a different opinion is wrong. ...or in your case "liberal." ...probably the same difference to you, since you used it in that sense.

      "That is as bad of a case of blindly believing as I've ever seen, ..."

      So, considering other points of view as potentially valid is now blind faith. Cute.

      "... although the OPPOSITE of the kind of blind faith most people think of."

      Nice try. So, not only am I a "liberal" for even thinking about someone elses point of view seriously, but I'm a devil worshiper, too. That makes your last comment a real gem.

      "I did. Quite clearly. You seem to be the one who clearly wants to make a name-calling match out of it."

      Zip to your first post in thread:

      "Well, at least this is newer and less repetitive than the "BSD is dying" troll, but it's no more true. This guy is banking on current anti-conservative sentiment here, and most people's complete lack of knowledge of the bible. The bible speaks repeatedly about this issue. I don't know why people even keep trying to argue it."

      This is the clearly reasoned argument you claim to have made. Let's see, you call people a bunch of names and make accusations. The only thing close to an argument or even a reason is a statement that the entire point of the parent's post was to call into question. It is the equivilant of screaming "No! It's not!" and then not bothering to even try to show that it's not. ...and since you repeatedly imply that I am both anti-conservative (euphamism for the right wing's redefinition of the word "liberal") and anti-christian in your posts, I think my reply was accurate:

      "Get that guys? If you don't agree with his subjective interpretation, well then you must be Anti-conservative! For those that don't understand wingnut, that means he thinks you are a bunch of anti-christian liberals for even considering it."

      The only ad hominem in my reply was the "wingnut" term compared to your 3 in the first post. Why did I say wingnut? Because people that normally couple what is currently termed "conservatism" with their religion usually are people that equate and/or substitute their political ideology with thier religion. To be fair, I would have said much the same thing if you had called everyone "anti-liberal" as well. ...not that you'll care or believe me, though.

      Then you procede to call

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    252. Re:What's deviant? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Way to go! You didn't even recognize your own argument when I turned it against you.

      Hypocrite.

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  2. Interesting. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't this the sort of thing the Taliban did - only to a more restrictive degree?

    I guess since we've won the "war on terror", it's we can finally start to devote resources to fighting the war on free speech, expression and personal liberties.

    1. Re:Interesting. by mtrisk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      RAmen to that, brother. I guess that whole emphasis on fighting terrorism and keeping Americans safe was just for show - the real battle is the battle of the sexual deviants!

      Either that, or the Justice Department has a new plan to protect the Homeland: by turning the U.S. into a socially suffocating clone of an Islamic Republic, Bin Laden won't have any reason to attack us at all! Three cheers for their heroic insight!

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    2. Re:Interesting. by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      I guess since we've won the "war on terror"

      We have? I thought the allure of the "war on terror" was that it was a "war" that could never end. Well then.. um.. Mission Acomplished!

      we can finally start to devote resources to fighting the war on free speech, expression and personal liberties.

      Funny. I was under the impression that the "war on terror" and "the war on free speech, expression and personal liberties" were one in the same. After all, the terrorists might be sneaking communications imbeded into the background of jpg pictures of 90 year old women getting pooped on by robots.

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    3. Re:Interesting. by Homology · · Score: 5, Informative
      I guess since we've won the "war on terror", it's we can finally start to devote resources to fighting the war on free speech, expression and personal liberties.

      The war on free speech is ongoing, as can be seen in U.S.BARS ROBERT FISK FROM ENTERING COUNTRY :

      The internationally renowned correspodent for The Independent -- the great British journalist Robert Fisk -- has been banned from entering the United States. Fisk has been covering war zones for decades, but is above all known for his incisive reporting from the Middle East for more than 20 years. His critical coverage of the Anglo-American invasion of Iraq, and the continuing occupation that has followed it, has repeatedly exposed U.S. and British government disinformation campaigns. He also has exposed how the bulk of the press reports from Iraq have been "hotel journalism" -- a phrase Fisk coined.
    4. Re:Interesting. by LWATCDR · · Score: 0

      A slippery slop argument is be definition in valid.
      "They arrest criminals, Isn't that what the Taliban did - only to a more restrictive degree?"
      "They eat soup just like the Nazi's did!"

      Thinks like bestiality and some SM porn are considered illegal.

      I have to wonder one thing. Isn't it possible that SM really is abuse? I mean just because a person agrees to it does that stop it from being abusive? If so then a lot of battered spouses are not abused? The do not press charges and stay with the person battering them. Could it be that someone that likes being whipped has mental issues and their consent it not valid?

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    5. Re:Interesting. by ChuyMatt · · Score: 1
      Well... Not many battered wives say that they get off of being beat with a hose.

      Trust me, tho I am not in the culture, I have several friends in it. The culture tries to protect all parties and will protect people who are being abused (and share it).

    6. Re:Interesting. by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      You mentioned: "the war on free speech, expression and personal liberties". That is exactly the thing that this "Global War On Islamic-Fundamentalist-Extremists; using Terror as a Tactic and Other Terror Tactic using Groups, Excluding Christian-Fundamentalist-Extremist Groups in America and Abroad, and the People Who Harbor Said Fundamentalist-Extremeists using Terror Tactics" (G.W.O.I.F.E.T.T.O.T.T.G.E.C.F.E.G.A.A.P.W.H.S.F.E .) was started over. It's just a sham to take away more rights.

      Then we welcome back the terrorism. It is the last resort of the enslaved and other men without liberty!

    7. Re:Interesting. by sd_diamond · · Score: 1

      A slippery slop

      See, that's exactly the kind of thing they're cracking down on.

    8. Re:Interesting. by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a radio commentator here in Atlanta who refers to Bush's moralizing government as "The American Taliban."

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    9. Re:Interesting. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      I guess since we've won the "war on terror"

      We did? I thought terror meant being scared, so winning the war on it would mean no longer being scared of whatever other country or entity.

      I'm inclined to think that the more we fight, the more we lose.

    10. Re:Interesting. by dinojemr · · Score: 1

      Godwin's Second Law:
      As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving the Taliban or Bin Laden approaches 1.

    11. Re:Interesting. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      " Well... Not many battered wives say that they get off of being beat with a hose." But are you sure that those that are into SM are mentally healthy? I mean there are people that stay in what a lot of people consider mentally abusive relationships because they love the person or think it is right.
      Most people would say they are not mentally healthy people. Is a person that gets off on being beaten or beating someone else mentally healthy?

      Is it possible that we have gone too far in what we consider okay? There are people that argue that consensual sex between a minor and and an adult is okay? Why should a 15 year old be told who they can and can not have sex with? Frankly I do not agree with them but how different is the argument?

      At some point you have to draw a line between what is "normal" and what is not. Where is that line? Am I abnormal because I find the idea of beating my partner with a rubber hose even if with their consent to be wrong? Could it be that SM and some of the many other variations are not okay or healthy? Can people even discuss where that line is without being called a pervert or a Nazi?

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    12. Re:Interesting. by svtdragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SM is sadism/masochism, the latter of which is recieving pleasure from pain. Regardless of whatever underlying psychological issues there are, some people do find it pleasurable. Masochism doesn't equate with insanity, so yes, the individuals' consent would still be valid. The difference between SM and abuse is the relationship dynamic. In a dominant/submissive relationship, the dominant person (the sadist, in this case) has power and control, but also respect and love for the submissive. In these cases, there is nearly always a safe word used, where if something goes too far or becomes unpleasant for either party, they say the safe word ane everything stops. In an abusive relationship, the victim gets no pleasure from the abuse, and there are usually in fact psychological issues for both parties. For the victim, they are usually involving dependence or fear, and the abuser has power and control issues, probably resulting from some inadequacy complex. In an abusive relationship, the victim often feels trapped. They have no control over their situation (in their eyes), though they may not like it that way. In a S/M relationship, the submissive gets a rush from losing all control-- except for the fact that they have the safe word to rely on. A sadist/dominant person isn't a criminal because even though they inflict pain, they are always willing to stop, and they always have that respect and love for the other person. Therein lies the fundamental difference.

    13. Re:Interesting. by jcr · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Isn't this the sort of thing the Taliban did - only to a more restrictive degree?

      Umm, NO.

      The Taliban murdered people who didn't toe the puritanical line. That's an entirely different ballgame.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    14. Re:Interesting. by blibbler · · Score: 1

      That is exactly the argument that hitler would have used.

    15. Re:Interesting. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted, imprisoning people for thoughtcrime is a far sight better than killing them for it. But can it really be considered fundamentally (heh) different in spirit?

      --

      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    16. Re:Interesting. by blincoln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to wonder one thing. Isn't it possible that SM really is abuse? I mean just because a person agrees to it does that stop it from being abusive? If so then a lot of battered spouses are not abused? The do not press charges and stay with the person battering them. Could it be that someone that likes being whipped has mental issues and their consent it not valid?

      While I'm sure it sometimes qualifies as abuse, most of the people in that scene really do enjoy it. I am most definitely NOT a part of it, but I know people who are. This is the real world. You can't make it 100% safe for everybody, even if you take away the rights of the people who genuinely wanted to involved in it.

      In America today, we don't force the majority view of what's "normal" on anyone unless they are actively in danger of killing themselves or someone else. I think maybe we've gone a little too far with that, because there are legitimate, serious psychological disorders out there where the symptoms include not wanting treatment until the person has actually been on it for awhile. But I also think it's better to err on the side of caution and not stifle people who *are* just "a little different."

      Personally, I find BDSM, piss/shit fetishes, and so on incredibly vile. But it's not my business what consenting adults do to each other*, or if someone wants to jack off to pictures of them doing it.

      * There are some things that I would consider de facto evidence of a psychological disorder, like people who ask others to actually kill them, or amputate body parts, or whatever. I'm looking at you, Eunuch. I am ambivalent about this, because a law that says "adults can do whatever they want to each other barring permanent disfigurement or death" could include things like piercings and tattoos depending on who was interpreting it.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    17. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The war on free speech is ongoing, as can be seen in U.S.BARS ROBERT FISK FROM ENTERING COUNTRY :

      If the USA refused to let Josef Gobbels enter the country, would that also be an act of "war on free speech"?

      Fisk can spew his anti-semitic screeds to his heart's content. His freedom of speech is entirely unaffected by the US government's denial of a visa to visit the USA.

      Incidentally, I'm not allowed to visit Saudi Arabia, because I'm a Jew. Does that make me any less able to denounce their monarchy as a medieval obscenity?

    18. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At some point you have to draw a line between what is "normal" and what is not.
      I would suggest you to read the book 'Talk Dirty to me'. There's also a very nice article from the author of the book here.
    19. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole thing is, every person is different, and things like that can not be defined for an entire population. Thus, it's best left to each individual as to what type of relationship they are in. It may not be for you, and that's perfectly alright, but you shouldn't try to make that decision for others.

      Remember, it's that line of thinking that leads to people forcing their views on others. The people who have "kinky" sex consensually aren't forcing anything on you, and so they shouldn't bother you (unless you sit around at night dwelling on the sexual habits of others).

    20. Re:Interesting. by damiam · · Score: 1
      U.S. immigration officials refused Tuesday to allow Robert Fisk, longtime Middle East correspondent for the London newspaper, The Independent, to board a plane from Toronto to Denver. Fisk was on his way to Santa Fe for a sold-out appearance in the Lannan Foundation 's readings-and-conversations series Wednesday night. According to Christie Mazuera Davis, a Lannan program officer, Fisk was told that his papers were not in order.

      Have you considered the possibility that his papers may not have been in order?

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    21. Re:Interesting. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      people like that have company-provided assistants to keep just that stuff In order so they don't miss big stories. Papers "in order" is a job requirement for people that have to rush off to hostile areas to report news on an hour's notice... if his paper's weren't in order he wouldn't have gotten into Canada.

    22. Re:Interesting. by t1m0r4n · · Score: 2, Informative
      There's a radio commentator here in Atlanta who refers to Bush's moralizing government as "The American Taliban."

      And here is the link to the American Taliban:
      http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

      It's scarey stuff.

    23. Re:Interesting. by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      I know this is difficult for some to believe.. but Canada is not an American state. Thus, having travel papers for entrance to Canda is no guarantee of having valid travel papers for entrance into the United States. Further, just because the guy had/has assistants to handle that sort of stuff in no ways guarantees that the employees are infallible. Granted, I don't know the actual status of his travel papers. But I won't rule out a possibility based on either of the parent post's assertions.

      (Yeah.. This is offtopic from TFA's point. Sorry.)

      --
      I don't expect morality, equality, consistency, or justice from the law. I expect only legality.
    24. Re:Interesting. by broody · · Score: 1

      You might want to step out from behind the text book and experience life.

      A submissive appears not to have power within the scene (yet it is the submissive that determines how a scene unfolds. Effectively each action the dominant takes must be consented to by the submissive. As a result, while they can be a humiliation or control role playing, it occurs within the boundaries of consent granted by the submissive. I will grant you those boundaries of consent are more opened ended those who have a vanilla sexual orientation but none the less the power in the relationship is more balanced than it would appear from the outside.

      Secondly don't assume all BDSM relationships are long term love affairs. There are plenty of people who are casual and polyamorous just like all the other types of sexual activity.

      --
      ~~ What's stopping you?
    25. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Isn't this the sort of thing the Taliban did - only to a more restrictive degree?

      That's exactly it. You see, the terrorists hate freedom. They hate America and its freedoms, so if you take away America's freedoms then the terrorists don't hate America anymore, and terrorism is no longer a problem.

      And it's about time, I say. Just yesterday, as I see millions of Americans displaced by hurricanes, New Orleans underwater, tens of thousands of American soldiers dead or injured in Iraq, the American deficit climb over $300 billion, I was thinking that the real problem with the world today, in this year 2005, is that people with a urination fetish aren't sexually repressed enough.

    26. Re:Interesting. by bentcd · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder one thing. Isn't it possible that SM really is abuse?

      Some times it will be, some times it will not. Like when you buy a used car, some times it's ok and some times it's fraud. Each case must obviously be judged on its own merits and in any case that's clearly illegal, the victim can resort to the legal system for satisfaction.

      --
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    27. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a masochist is striving for the desired state of mind, what they experience isn't pain. Like "runner's high", this is the subjective result of endorphins. It's perfectly okay to be unwilling to inflict what may appear to be violence, but if they aren't actually suffering or being injured who the fuck are you to say they can't find someone less squeamish and have what they want?

    28. Re:Interesting. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Granted, imprisoning people for thoughtcrime is a far sight better than killing them for it. But can it really be considered fundamentally (heh) different in spirit?

      Maybe we should find out firsthand by asking the dead guy.

      Oh, wait, we can't.

      --
      resigned
    29. Re:Interesting. by Zebidiah · · Score: 1
      After all, the terrorists might be sneaking communications imbeded into the background of jpg pictures of 90 year old women getting pooped on by robots.

      Yeah, as one person's sig put it; count me in with the robot smashers.

    30. Re:Interesting. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Sorry, must just be me, but I can’t figure out exactly what it is you’re trying to get across.

      Were you just pointing out that death is rather more permanent than imprisonment? I kinda already knew that, and even made some oblique reference to that fact with the “farsight better” remark.

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    31. Re:Interesting. by jcr · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with free speech? I see no allegation that the US government has tried to shut him up.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    32. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mmmmm Noodles

    33. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially considering your chances of walking out of jail without HIV, Hepatitis, or Tuberculosis.

    34. Re:Interesting. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      I was pointing out that it's fundamentally different in spirit.

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      resigned
    35. Re:Interesting. by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Taliban murdered people who didn't toe the puritanical line.

      So, if the government put all these people up on the web with a picture, name, and address, just like the anti-abortionists do with abortion doctors, you're perfectly fine with that, not murder at all? Because thats all this is going to do is swell states' sex offender lists, where getting drunk and pissing in a parking lot is already up there with raping and killing children.

      If you're fine with that, I think I'll go scream fire in a crowded theater a few times, see how the government reacts when its not them inciting crowds of people.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    36. Re:Interesting. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Oh, okay. I guess I just disagree. To me, punishing people for thoughtcrime is the main abberation, the method and degree of punishment is merely a detail, at least at the level of abstract discussion. I do see what you’re saying, I think we’re just looking at different angles of the problem.

      Do I dare even ask what your position is regarding having the FBI crack down on dirty movies?

      --

      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    37. Re:Interesting. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      SM is sadism/masochism, the latter of which is recieving pleasure from pain.
      Masochism describes receiving pleasure from being dominated by another person, one aspect of which might involve physical pain; but in general it's more about psychological domination. Receiving pleasure from physical pain is called 'algolagnia'.
    38. Re:Interesting. by jcr · · Score: 1

      So, if the government put all these people up on the web with a picture, name, and address, just like the anti-abortionists do with abortion doctors, you're perfectly fine with that, not murder at all?

      WTF?

      I'm used to people on /. trotting out straw men, but you really take the cake. Got any other fantasies to spin about my political positions?

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    39. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point you have to draw a line between what is "normal" and what is not.

      No, actually you don't. Attempting to draw a line between normal and not normal is just ethnocentrism. Is it abnormal to cut open a woman's lip and insert a huge ceramic plate to stretch the lip to the size of her head? In some African tribes, it's more normal to DO that as a means of attracting a mate than it is to not do that. So you can take your monocultural arrogance and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

      All the law has a moral responsibility to do is to keep people from harming others against their will. It doesn't have any moral responsibility to keep people from harming themselves, because what one group views as harming oneself is not harm to another group. If there is an African tribal woman in the middle of Kansas who wants to cut her lip and put a ceramic plate in there as a traditional means of attracting a mate, then by NO means should she be forced to adhere to the decency standards of people from Kansas in her region.

      It baffles me that we have come so far toward freedom, and yet we still have such strong elements of our society trying to oppress it with quaint labels like "normal". The quest for "normal" is no different from every oppression which has ever taken place since the dawn of time.

    40. Re:Interesting. by radish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If he's a British citizen (which I believe he is) then the only "papers" that would usually need to be in order are his passport. If that's not valid then he wouldn't have been allowed on the plane out of the UK. So the chances are the US decided not to allow him in on the visa waver program, thus requiring a visa, which he may not have had seeing as UK citizens don't normally need them. Thus, the decision to refuse him entry on the VWP, whilst perfectly legal, does seem a little suspect.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    41. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Isn't this the sort of thing the Taliban did - only to a more restrictive degree?"

      Ahh, not really a good comparison IMHO. I believe the reason for the feds focus on this is to try and stop the production of "extreme fetish" porn.
      Attempting to halt the creation and distribution of simulated rape and scat porn is, to most people, a reasonable goal. No one in their right mind could successfully argue that any of this type of porn is harmless. Justifying it by saying it is an individuals choice to participate/purchase it is like arguing that you can get away with murder because the person you killed asked you to shoot them.
      -With rights comes responsibilities.

    42. Re:Interesting. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      It's a shame we can't seem to find a political leader with the balls to fight oppression both inside and outside our country all at once. Isn't personal liberty what America stands for?

      Our war on terror seems to have been a war to steal our personal liberties while supposedly trying to give those same liberties to others. Let's make it perfectly clear. America isn't supposed to be a country where everything is safe and profitable - it's supposed to be a place where everyone has the freedom to do anything so long as it doesn't stop others from doing likewise. The only price for this freedom is that we have the responsibility to stop other's from stealing this freedom from ourselves and others. It's seems that this later part has been forgotten from the people on the street all the way up to the President himself.

      Oh well.. it doesn't matter. The only rule that really exists for America today is the golden rule.. he who has the gold makes the rules. Rich companies and wacko extremist groups rule because they have the money. They'll continue to rule because they manipulate laws to keep themselves rich. Ohhhh this is so much better than monarchy or dictatorship. The rich and powerful rule us where under those systems.. oh wait.. the rich and powerful rule them too.

      I guess that just leaves one important question.. will Google searching for Bush and Dick now get us arrested as perverts?

      --
      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    43. Re:Interesting. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Either that, or the Justice Department has a new plan to protect the Homeland: by turning the U.S. into a socially suffocating clone of an Islamic Republic, Bin Laden won't have any reason to attack us at all! Three cheers for their heroic insight!

      What exactly would be the difference between a Christian republic and an Islamic republic except in name?

      Personally I think that most Christians would be horrified if they went back and read what the Founding Fathers wrote about religion. In particular Jefferson who wrote among other things, that orthodox Christianity had no redeaming value (note he was only talking about mainstream Christianity).

      Of course the thought that occurred to me was:
      We have declared war on drugs. No end in sight.
      We have declared war on terror. No end in sight.
      We are declaring war on Porn. No end on sight.

      Since the goal of each of these is to oppress the American people, why don't we just declare war on the American People and get it over with? ;-)

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    44. Re:Interesting. by aiken_d · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's possible. For that matter, isn't it possible that all sex is rape?

      As soon as you use a phrase like "just because a person agrees to it," all bets are off. That's the rationale that permits outlawing rare beef or proper caesar salads in restaurants, lets me sue the skydiving company when I break an ankle even after signing a waiver, and so on.

      For the record, BDSM is no more abuse than sex is rape. The key element that keeps either from being really arguable is the concept of *prior consent*. At that point, so long as everyone involved is responsible for themselves (that is, over 18 years old, not mentally ill, etc), what people do should be entirely their business, no matter how distasteful you or anyone else might find it.

      Cheers
      -b

      --
      If I wanted a sig I would have filled in that stupid box.
    45. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you saying the US is like Saudi Arabia and that's a good thing?

    46. Re:Interesting. by cardpuncher · · Score: 1

      As far as I recall, journalists are explicitly excluded from the visa waiver programme. Journalists wishing to enter the United States have a wholly separate visa category.

    47. Re:Interesting. by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 2, Insightful


      You Sir have misunderstood. Certainly you understand that we are at war, a war that we must win. I would have thought that your daily two minute hate would have helped you understand, but let me explain the matter. We have always been at war with Oceania, this can be easily looked up in any textbook. Our war on terror, drugs and now porn are simply facets of that, certainly you can see this comrade. No one wants eternal war, but this is what Oceania has forced on us, even though it pains us. Comrade, you have the chance to help the State and yourself, even your own children. Certainly you know people that harbor these anti-state feelings. Surrender their names, we promise no one will be harmed and your stay in Minitrue will be short and profitable.

      --
      Slashdot, where armchair scientists get shouted down and armchair theologians get modded up.
    48. Re:Interesting. by Teun · · Score: 1
      As a (working) journalist you can not use the Visa Waiver program.

      The list of questions and requirements to foreign journalists wishing to perform their job in the USofA is quite long.

      Suspect is a mild description of this refusal...

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    49. Re:Interesting. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Do I dare even ask what your position is regarding having the FBI crack down on dirty movies?

      In most cases it's an inappropriate use of the FBI. Most producers and distributors of 'dirty movies' (a label that's hard to pin down) are in voluntary compliance with the community standards of their location. And where they are not, usually local authorities can take action.

      --
      resigned
    50. Re:Interesting. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Got any other fantasies to spin about my political positions

      Your political position? If it helps you any, late at night I fantasize that you do it socialist doggy-style.

      All I wanted to know is whether or not you believe the government has any responsibility for its actions by using a very related situation as an illustration.

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    51. Re:Interesting. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Justifying it by saying it is an individuals choice to participate/purchase it is like arguing that you can get away with murder because the person you killed asked you to shoot them.

      Nope, there's a huge difference here. There's an inalienable* right to life. You cannot waive that right, no matter what. However, there is no inalienable right to not be shit on or not be fucked, if you agree to waive your right to not be fucked, the law lets you do that. If you're acting like you're being raped it's still all fine, you can pretend you're a kangaroo if you wish.

      You can waive some rights, what do you think you do when you click "I accept" when some installer shows you the EULA?

      *= I think the right to life is alienable in the US but unwaivable, only the law can take that right away.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    52. Re:Interesting. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Who cares what the community standards are?

      That everyone on my block is a whitebread Joe-Christian Jesus-Juicer that spends their weekends prostelatizing across town and has little pink flamingos in their front yard and say "gosh darn" when they're angry is irrelevant to who I'm fucking, how I'm fucking them or what kind of videos of other people fucking I'm watching in my own home.

      The entire point of "community standards" for something that is not accessible to children is ridiculous.

    53. Re:Interesting. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      The Taliban murdered people who didn't toe the puritanical line. That's an entirely different ballgame.

      So it's okay to punish people and criminalize them if they don't adhere to the puritanical ideals of one group as long as they stop short of murder?

      So it's totally okay to give someone 50 lashes in the public square for cheating on their husband, as long as they aren't killed and it's okay to fine or imprison someone for sodomy? Great.

    54. Re:Interesting. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      The whole point of community standards is to make it so that you can live in SF or LA or NYC or Mpls and be part of that community and live with the culture of your community. If you live in cracker-land (though your ridiculous parody cracker-land shows you have NFC how people in those areas live) you live within THOSE community standards.

      The alternative to 'community standards' is national-level cultural slap-down and/or total out-of-control chaos.

      I think the people in, for an example, San Francisco like that they get to establish their own community standards.

      --
      resigned
    55. Re:Interesting. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Again, community standards have no relevance to what occurs in the privacy of your own home.

      of community standards is to make it so that you can live in SF or LA or NYC or Mpls and be part of that community and live with the culture of your community.

      Oh, now I get it. You were talking about the kind of community standards where you can keep "those people" from moving into your neighborhood. You know, the kind with dark skin, different religion or different sexuality than everyone else in your pristine little community.

      Again, sorry, I don't care what city you live in, nobody has the right to dictate what you do within your home as long as it doesn't violate existing laws (for instance, sure smoking pot at home is illegal, but watching porn is nobody's business).

      But hey, if you want to live in an ultra segregated world, that's fine with me. You won't be seeing me come through town.

    56. Re:Interesting. by heson · · Score: 1

      Ah, some do expect the american inquisition.

    57. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honorable beaters of children, sadists, uniformed and in plain clothes, distinguished Dixiecrat wearing the clothing of a gentleman, eminent Republican who opposes an accommodation with the one country with which we must live at peace in order for us and all our children to survive.

      My boy of fifteen left this room a few minutes ago in sound health and not jailed, solely because I asked him to be in here to learn something about the procedures of the United States government and one of its committees. Had he been outside where a son of a friend of mine had his head split by these goons operating under your orders, my boy today might have paid the penalty of permanent injury or a police record for desiring to come here and hear how this committee operates.

      If you think that I am going to cooperate with this collection of Judases, of men who sit there in violation of the United States Constitution, if you think I will cooperate with you in any way, you are insane! This body is improperly constituted. It is a kangaroo court. It does not have my respect, it has my utmost contempt.

  3. I for one... by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Funny
    welcome our Puritanical overlords.

    Thank God someone is finally taking us back to the 18th Century. It's about time.

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    1. Re:I for one... by technolalia · · Score: 1

      Thank God someone is finally taking us back to the 18th Century. It's about time.

      The 18th century? I for one welcome our sadistic overlords!

    2. Re:I for one... by kfg · · Score: 1

      As my dear, old granny used to say, "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

      Oh, bloody hell. Now that would be deviant.

      KFG

    3. Re:I for one... by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "this new initiative is unique in that it targets Internet pornography featuring consenting adults."

      Is it even legal what they do? Not to mention wastful...

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    4. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, thank goodness all deviant porn is produced and distributed in the USA. If it could easily all move to other countries, that would make the whole exercise pointless or perhaps even counterproductive!

      Oh wait: I forgot about the "Great Firewall of America". My bad.

    5. Re:I for one... by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      More like the 19th century, Queen Victoria initiated much of this madness, while in the 18th everybody was a fucking pervert. That includes all the founding father's in the 'states, except George Washington who was pretty straight laced (prude). Thomas Jefferson? Ben Franklin? Adams? All of 'em very much into the bedroom golf.

    6. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup! And Jeb is gonna go Georgie one or two better! Yup! 500 BC, maybe 2,000 BC!

      Here comes your bronze age civilizaton! Yup! Finally, something that your average fundie muslim and even your average fundie christian can both enjoy! Yup, I think I'll be a born-again patriot in the morning!

      Smite that Jezebel wth the heavenly knockers!

      Smite the infidels with cuts from a thousand dull sword blades! Screw the Gensui Knives andhand me the Pliers!

      Aiieee, blessed is god and damn the Prozac!

      Elrum Hubbard, Jim Jones and Pat Robertson are the only true American Profits.

      Praise! AG almighty! Praise!

      Onward Rightwing American Patriots, get thee to Heavans Gate! Hale Bop!

      Coca Cola!

      Burma Shave!

    7. Re:I for one... by dracvl · · Score: 1
      Thank God someone is finally taking us back to the 18th Century.

      Well, if your mobile phone systems are a representative measure, you have been there for a while already. *ducks*

      (and yes, I'm unfortunately moving to the US very soon, so I will feel your pain - no cheap karma jokes, please ;)

    8. Re:I for one... by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 1

      Can we get our freedom back while we're there?

    9. Re:I for one... by Wallslide · · Score: 1

      Is it worrying that I read "18th Century" as "leighth Century", realizing that made no sense, and then having to reread it again to figure out the true meaning? :/

    10. Re:I for one... by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      Oh hell yeah. It's well known that Jefferson liked "the dark meat" while good ol' Ben Franklin had many "encounters with the wrong sort of women." Hell, even when he was an old man in Paris...he was banging every French woman he found willing, using his celebrity status (the French practically worshipped the man).

      Our Founding Fathers were also hard drinking, pot smoking, long haired, anti-authority types.

    11. Re:I for one... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Thank God someone is finally taking us back to the 18th Century. It's about time.

      Maybe those who think the writers of the Constitution put the "separation of church and state" clause in there can actually ask them what they think now and realize they are wrong about their interpretation of the 1st amendment. Maybe that will finally shut them up.

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      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    12. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because the 21st is the century of people watching people eating poop. That's the future.

  4. Goodbye 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to the "strict constructionists" (except when it comes to speech they don't like) that the conveservatives champion as "defenders of the constitution" on the supreme court (past, present, and future), expect more rulings that defend this sort of attack on our basic freedoms.

    1. Re:Goodbye 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Come on, what does strict constructionism have anything to do with it? In fact, I would say that a strict constructionist would be less likely to do something like this, because they would see that the literal words of the constitution protect against this, regardless of how they feel. That and strict constructionist is a term used for judges, and this is the Department of Justice, which are prosecutors.

      Face it, by strict constructionist, you meant Republican. And by Republican you meant religious zealot. Stop lumping them all together.

    2. Re:Goodbye 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put quotes around it for a reason. That means its not to be taken literally.

    3. Re:Goodbye 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also note that I was talking about supreme court justices, so I dont know what your point was with that either.

    4. Re:Goodbye 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A strict constructionalist would aver (through various forms of spurious logic) that First Amendment rights of expression don't apply to porn, and that Congress (and States) have the right to legislate against it.

      After that, it's pretty simple... nobody will vote in favor of porn, therefore it will eventually be outlawed in all forms in all jurisdictions.

  5. It's a Communist witch hunt! by miroth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    From Mueller: Deviant sexual acts can be used as blackmail by the Ruskies when they recruit Americans to spy for them.

    We must win the Cold War!

    1. Re:It's a Communist witch hunt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

      politicians.... :/

  6. Wont someone think of the Children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll lose tons of potential customers!

  7. Great by realmolo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would say "Fuck you" to everyone that voted for Bush, but I don't want to go to jail for being "obscene".

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all honesty, its comments like this that have relegated the Democratic party to semi permanent minority staus.

    2. Re:Great by realmolo · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. The reason the Democratic party is in "semi-permanent" minority status is because they refuse bend over for the fanatical Christian Right.

      And are you trying to imply that the Republican congress/Bush administration isn't responsible for this? How can they NOT be? If we had a Democratic congress and/or administration, this would have never been allowed to happen.

    3. Re:Great by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the fact that 55% of our country believe that God created man in his exact current form has relegated the Democratic party to semi-permanent minority status. The Democratic party: the party for the other 45% of us.

      Seriously - I have no interest in reasoning with people who are basic rejectionists of the scientific method. Kierkegaard taught me that people of faith and the insane are functionally indistinguishable.

      The fact is that electing Bush as President has put in place a far more moralizing attitude within the attorney general's office and other enforcement-related branches of the government. I may personally find scat porn, BDSM, etc. distasteful, disgusting or even offensive or demeaning, but if you want to do that in the privacy of your own home, that's your business. I think the vast majority of democrats (Hillary and a small cadre of "save-the-children" panderers aside).

    4. Re:Great by suprcvic · · Score: 1

      And if we were ruled by a Democratic administration and congress, we would all be working for government owned companies and have our pay garnished for income redistribution. Either way it's not perfect.

    5. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If the Democrats were in power and not afraid of the right, we would simply have a different type of oppressive government. Democrats would enact 'hate speech' legislation. You can have all the scat porno you can buy but if you dare to attack the behaviors of certian groups of people in society, you'll be shackled and thrown in jail. So while I sympathize with your disgust at the consevative's forms of censorship, it is naive to think that you can simply root for the other popular political group to be "free".

    6. Re:Great by Holi · · Score: 1

      semi permanent minority staus

      HA HA HA HA HA HA

      It is only recently that the republicans have held a majority in congress. Prior to that we had 26 years of a democrat controlled house and senate (1954 - 1980) and a democrat controlled house up till 1994 (that 40-year period of control is the longest any party has been in the majority of either the House or Senate). I don't see the republicans holing both houses for another 15 years so I guess it really the republicans who have been in a semi-permanent minority status.

      Learn your history otherwise you make yourself sound like a fool.

      --
      Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
    7. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Darn you Bush! Darn you to heck!

    8. Re:Great by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 5, Insightful
      To the moderators:

      Thank you for declaring this "flamebait." That you're doing it to supress somebody for badmouthing the President whose appointee is responsible for this is all the irony I need in one day.

      As Lenny Bruce once said, if you take away the right to say "fuck," you take away the right to say "fuck the government." And I can't think of a more fuckworthy government than the one we have now. They have done horrible, horrible things to defile the Constitution, in this case the First Amendment:

      They have detained and deported foreign nationals for speaking out against American tyrrany. They have created "free speech zones" to corral and observe those who speak out against them. They hosted the G8 summit on an island and refused to let any but approved press observers come.

      And in this case, they have decided to impose their own sexual mores on us by outlawing the transmission of images, words and sounds depicting activities they have declared "deviant."

      So yes, I'm genuinely afraid that even as an American citizen, I will be monitored, harassed, persecuted, prosecuted, interrogated, bankrupted, jailed, defamed and ruined by this government, for things I write or say. For saying "fuck Bush" and "fuck his government." When I say "the United States' activities in the Middle East both created and encouraged the people behind the September 11 attacks," I must remember that I'm speaking out against a government that has disappeared people for saying much the same, shipped them to countries whose idea of Q&A is to Q while smashing your hands with hammers then pouring boiling water on your legs until they get the "right" A.

      And I don't see a hell of a lot of difference between a government that attacks those who truthfully document its atrocities and one that attacks those who trade pictures of people in handcuffs getting blowjobs. In either case it is a government that has ignored its own Constitution because it is inconvenient to the crusades---both figurative and literal---of the men and women currently in power.

      --
      This is not my sandwich.
    9. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a simple strawman. While Bush actually enacts the policies of the radical right (he's spending Federal police resources on fighting porn for chrissakes), the candidates put forward by the democratic party every year for the past two decades have always been center/center-right. So, your scare-mongering scenario would never come to pass. But the scenario in which money that should fight terrorism or violent crime (or corporate officers stealing the pensions, retirements, and health-care of workers) is instead, under Bush, being used for fighting porn. Porn.

      Put simply: Don't blame the Democrats for what the Republicans are doing.

    10. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, we've ended up fighting against fundie Muslims that want to take your deviant Christianity and stuff it up your dead, flaming ass. How's that for "relativism", fuckwit?

    11. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem confused. There are other parties with people who voted. These other parties full of people -- they didn't vote for Bush.

      These are the days, when policies are failing the American people left and right, that you don't want to be the majority party who put those policies in place. So, I guess your comment is a compliment to the Democratic party. In that case, your confusion is only that you sought to bring down that which you put up. Thank you.

    12. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys know why the loyalists like to refer to everyone else as minorities? Because, they are easier to hang from trees. Seriously, listen to when they say liberals are trators that should be hung on the Whitehouse front lawn. (O'reilly on Fox, I believe.)

    13. Re:Great by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, A country with 60 million people isn't an island. They did basically shut down and take over quite a lot of the surrounding area, and borrow vast quantities of our police for no apparent reason, but you make it sound like they held the G8 on a tiny pacific island with no airport, and didn't tell anyone where they were going.

      fwiw, I totally agree. I just object on the principle that you would if I called florida a peninsula :)

      --
      I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    14. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good complaint, really. now what are you gonna do about it? nothing. so sit down and shut up.

    15. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impressive wankery. You managed to write your diatribe without a single example.

    16. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are making at least two mistakes here:

      1. Assuming that Kerry would have been better, without any evidence to that effect.

      2. Forgetting that Bush cannot do any of this alone; congress is involved as well.

      Both parties are in favor of big, intrusive government.

    17. Re:Great by dagbrown · · Score: 1

      Thank you for declaring this "flamebait." That you're doing it to supress somebody for badmouthing the President whose appointee is responsible for this is all the irony I need in one day.

      Yeah, saying that other people's opinions suck is exactly the same as prosecuting them and preventing them from expressing any opinions again. Perhaps you didn't notice that moderation doesn't actually delete articles—it's merely a shorthand for all the folks who would otherwise have nothing more useful to say than "your opinion sucks" or "me too!"

    18. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. If the Democrats were in power, they'd be trying to ban videogames to appease the fanatics and the soccermoms. Or are we forgetting that half the Democratic party's heads exploded becase there was soft-core sex in an M rated game....

    19. Re:Great by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      No, the fact that 55% of our country believe that God created man in his exact current form has relegated the Democratic party to semi-permanent minority status. The Democratic party: the party for the other 45% of us.

      This is extreme hyperbole.

      No party can get elected in the US without some pandering to the Judeo-Christian agenda. Your statement makes the Democrats sound like a bunch of atheists. Unless you can offer proof that every one of those 55% are republicans, your statement is a gross exaggeration.

      The fact is that electing Bush as President has put in place a far more moralizing attitude within the attorney general's office and other enforcement-related branches of the government.

      This is largely a function of Bush's personality and his foolish decisions to burn his party's bridges rather than just the fact that he is republican. What I mean by this is: Bush is in a position that few presidents in recent decades have had. His party controls both houses of Congress during a republican presidency. He is pushing this to the limit, throwing this in the faces of the democrats, refusing to compromise unless his own party starts to disaggree with him. He is failing to consider the future. The democrats will remember this slap in the face and the first chance they get, they will make life hell for the republicans. Unfortunately, it's the country as a whole that will suffer the most, since little will get done.

      I may personally find scat porn, BDSM, etc. distasteful, disgusting or even offensive or demeaning, but if you want to do that in the privacy of your own home, that's your business.

      And on this point, I can wholeheartedly agree with you.

      --
      Karma: Frotzed (mostly due to the Frobozz Magic Karma Company)
    20. Re:Great by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1


      This is extreme hyperbole.

      No party can get elected in the US without some pandering to the Judeo-Christian agenda. Your statement makes the Democrats sound like a bunch of atheists. Unless you can offer proof that every one of those 55% are republicans, your statement is a gross exaggeration.


      When I began my second paragraph with "Seriously, ..." the implication was that I was kidding in the first - it was hyperbole intended to be humorous, I thought that was obvious.

      But there is some truth to it of course - I can count the number of religious fundamentalist Democrats I've met on one hand.

      And when did I say those 55% are atheists?!?! In fact, the majority of people I know are not atheists, but neither do they believe in the literal truth of the Bible (i.e. disbelieve scientific facts because they don't mesh with the Bible's narrative).


      This is largely a function of Bush's personality and his foolish decisions to burn his party's bridges rather than just the fact that he is republican. What I mean by this is: Bush is in a position that few presidents in recent decades have had. His party controls both houses of Congress during a republican presidency. He is pushing this to the limit, throwing this in the faces of the democrats, refusing to compromise unless his own party starts to disaggree with him. He is failing to consider the future. The democrats will remember this slap in the face and the first chance they get, they will make life hell for the republicans. Unfortunately, it's the country as a whole that will suffer the most, since little will get done.


      This I agree with entirely. Bush panders to the religious right far too strongly, and ignores moderates in his own party and the Democrats. Most Republicans I know (urban Republicans from New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut) bear very little in common with the religious right, and are not at all Biblical literalists. And in fact, the only things they seem to like about Bush are his tax policy and (in some cases) his aggressive foreign policy stance.

    21. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Two points:

      1. The G8 in the UK was organized by the UK, not the USA (in theory, anyway).
      2. There has been more than one G8 summit.

      You can work out the rest.

    22. Re:Great by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2

      Well if you wont say it... I will. "Fuck you to everyone that voted for Bush"

    23. Re:Great by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Seriously - I have no interest in reasoning with people who are basic rejectionists of the scientific method. Kierkegaard taught me that people of faith and the insane are functionally indistinguishable

      Ahh yes, I remember many evenings spent poring over Kierkegaard's early clinical studies. Fascinating man, methodical doctor.

      --
      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    24. Re:Great by know_op · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But of course, it's cool when prison guards trade pictures of terrorists in handcuffs giving each other blowjobs, right?

    25. Re:Great by VacaBoi · · Score: 1

      And yet, it was Tipper Gore and Joe Lieberman who pushed for warning labels on CDs. Anti-obscenity crusades aren't conservative, per se. In this context they're more populist (read: demagogic).

          So, would John Kerry have jumped on the internet censorship bandwagon? Probably. It's good politics regardless of which party you belong to.

    26. Re:Great by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Bush has said that god told him to run for president, god got him elected, god told him to attack saddam and invade iraq. He said god speaks through him too.

      The republicans voted for you BECAUSE he said those things. Everybody who voted for bush was not alarmed by his statements and most of them liked what he said.

      One wonders why Bush could not ask god for a favor and have him route the hurricanes away though. Apparently the conversation with god is one way.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    27. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally the sentiment behind your comments are spot on. But:

      "So yes, I'm genuinely afraid that even as an American citizen, I will be monitored, harassed, persecuted, prosecuted, interrogated, bankrupted, jailed, defamed and ruined by this government, for things I write or say."

      You stupid fool. You should turn around and do the exact opposite sanely (which you oddly (for having those fears) did in your post).

      What exactly are you afraid of, and I mean that literally, as a US citizen? You're not Jose Podea(sp). Interacting with your government? Civil disobedience? I'm reminded of the vehement blogs or postings about people who march peacefully who then get arrested. You know what? Good for them. You might not like getting arrested, but that was the point in many ways of marching and a likely outcome; you tied up resources, got a story out to the masses about it, and made people pay attention.

      "And I can't think of a more fuckworthy government than the one we have now."

      Domestically as it pertains to the US? Let's see, slavery...screwing the peace treaties and genocide of the Native Americans...segragation.

      International? /. is rather international after all, and there are bunch of governments I can think of (China, China, Vietnam, China, North Korea, WWII Germany, Stalin and the Soviet Union) that are more fuckworthy.

      As screwed up as it sounds, these are the sole reasons I voted for Bush--screw Iraq, screw Afghanistan. I actually like tax cuts, even when they are disporportionate (don't like taxes all around, so I don't care if a millionaire is getting cuts--his money in the first place). His foreign economic policy save China is actually quite sane. His domestic economy policy sucks, but that will drive people away to the next election to choose a Democrat or a liberal/moderate Republican. What domestic social policies are going to ineffective and will back the action noted in the previous statement. iow, what is now doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't influence people's choices in the future. And it's coming to that--people don't care about Bush which will render him largely ineffective the rest of his 2nd term.

      "When I say "the United States' activities in the Middle East both created and encouraged the people behind the September 11 attacks," I must remember that I'm speaking out against a government that has disappeared people for saying much the same, shipped them to countries whose idea of Q&A is to Q while smashing your hands with hammers then pouring boiling water on your legs until they get the "right" A."

      Conversely, the Middle Eastern people created Bush and the administration. You reap what you sow doesn't care what side you're on.

      btw, screw the Soviets and Germans and Japanese for creating the monster that is the US. Screw the French for their part Vietnam. Screw lingering isolationist views still in the US for creating communist China and Vietnam. Screw the rest of the unnamed for people stupid little shits whose countries are ineffective and impotent places of dirt and sand. iow, the US isn't alone in this world and didn't act alone, so you can go country hating all you want, but that just undermines your message.

      People are still ultimately responsible for their choices and actions. You can "remind" people all you want, but that doesn't make it any more excusable for the 9/11 attacks because of our actions against "them" any more than 9/11 being used as the US's/our excuse to attack countries from the Middle East and East Asia. And to most people, 9/11 is largely the twin towers incident to many, which is synonymous with directly targetting civilans.

    28. Re:Great by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Thank you for declaring this "flamebait." That you're doing it to supress somebody for badmouthing the President whose appointee is responsible for this is all the irony I need in one day.

      Isn't is possible that the moderator felt that the comment added nothing productive to the discussion, but was rather designed to get other people to return flamage, hence "flamebait"?

      On the other hand, it's well known that Slashdot readers are heavily left-biased, on average, meaning that the poster of the "flamebait" comment was merely karma-whoring. While the moderator chose to use "flamebait" for the post, perhaps the karma-whoring aspect of the post means that a more appropriate moderation would have been "troll" or even the un-M2-able "overrated".

    29. Re:Great by csirac · · Score: 1

      I'll just mention that firstly, I think it's good you pointed out the hyperbole in the grandparent poster. I also think there have been more "fuckworthy" governments than GW Bush, but the thing is - not in any of our lifetimes, right? And that's where you've missed the point completely. You're focusing on the hyperbole but the real message was that it is disturbing to see these traits of oppression and totalitarianism (and an open disregard for your constitution, E.G. forcible disarming of the citizens of New Orleans) [hmm, I guess that was my turn for hyperbole]. [3]

      So, anyway.. am I mis-reading the theme of your post here? That to expect responsible adults (and countries) to make ethical, rational decisions is too much to ask?

      As screwed up as it sounds, these are the sole reasons I voted for Bush--screw Iraq, screw Afghanistan.

      But to what extent? In these countries since the conflict began, they're accumulating deaths equivilent to a "911" attack every 3 months [2]. If the USA was getting 12,000 deaths a year [1] would they be happy about it?

      Conversely, the Middle Eastern people created Bush and the administration. You reap what you sow doesn't care what side you're on.

      It sounds like you're saying, "It isn't our fault we're arrogant bastards, it's everyone else's for not standing up and trying to fuck us back!".

      It's my understanding that this is the type of attitude that lables America with the term "arrogant"; that they think if there's no conflict and confrontation, everybody must be happy with it.

      People are still ultimately responsible for their choices and actions.

      Incredible...

      [1] pp2, http://fpc.state.gov/documents/organization/47081. pdf
      [2] 2,749 (WTO) + 184 (Pentagon) + 40 (Flight 93) - pp552, http://www.9-11commission.gov/report/911Report.pdf
      [3] I think tightly regulated gun control is a good thing. Is America's culture and society ready for it? Probably not in all places. But if you're going to ignore the fucking constitution, exactly how does a citizen actually know what their rights are and what rules their government is playing by?

    30. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/terrorists/patriotic Iragi freedom fighters

    31. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes a lot of sense. LOL, do you reply to everyone who does not use an example? It's a diatribe Einstein.

    32. Re:Great by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Did you have a point, or are you just looking for a strawman to fight with?

      Because a philosopher doesn't rely on the scientific method to achieve philisophical insights, it makes them invalid? There's a world of difference between concrete facts about reality and the subjective nature of how you perceive the world. I think I'm free to make an analogy between faith and insanity without having to prove myself - you certainly don't have to agree with that opinion to acknowledge the rest of my argument.

    33. Re:Great by iainl · · Score: 1

      s/terrorists/random criminals. Most of Abu Ghraib was just your common or garden jail inmate.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    34. Re:Great by mink · · Score: 1

      "I'm reminded of the vehement blogs or postings about people who march peacefully who then get arrested. You know what? Good for them. You might not like getting arrested, but that was the point in many ways of marching and a likely outcome; you tied up resources, got a story out to the masses about it, and made people pay attention."

      I have a problem with it from a constitutional perspective. We are guaranteed a right to peaceably assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
      If they are peacefully marching/protesting and what not, they should never be arrested. They should be protected, and if they are blocking public resources, maybe some fat lard ass politician should see what they have to say and maybe do something instead of ordering them tear gassed and arrested.

      Free speech zones are bullshit, unless they are meant to imply that when they are set up they are true America as defined by our founding documents, and everything outside is magically the empire of king George (not bush).

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  8. Needed for homeland security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, the money made from Porn and Proprietary Software Sales could both be used to fund terrorism; so it's important that we crack down on both of those evils in society.

  9. Deviant Porn? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well that’s a relief. Everything else I had read on this matter over the past week indicated that they would be stepping up investigation and prosecution of mainstream pornography.

    I suppose that in spite of the fact that the Supreme Court never could come up with a bright line test for whether or not something is in fact pornographic, they figure they can define clearly “deviant” porn now?

    This oughta be interesting.

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    Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    1. Re:Deviant Porn? by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, you know, gotta fight those winnable wars. Like the one on drugs, the one on porn, the one in Iraq....

    2. Re:Deviant Porn? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Other than the War On Poverty, have we ever given up on any of these unwinnable wars against troublesome concepts?

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    3. Re:Deviant Porn? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      The war on Adult Beverages was lost early in the 20th century.

    4. Re:Deviant Porn? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that was back before we started declaring War on vague concepts. Which, now that I think about it, was around the same time we stopped declaring War on countries we went to war with. Hmm.

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    5. Re:Deviant Porn? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I propose a War on Declaring-War-on-vague-concepts.

      -

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    6. Re:Deviant Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose that in spite of the fact that the Supreme Court never could come up with a bright line test for whether or not something is in fact pornographic, they figure they can define clearly "deviant" porn now?

      You Betcha (actually, with Roberts nearly in, and O'Connors replacement on the way) there are a lot of things that will be more "clearly defined"...

  10. Easy by GroeFaZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    It should be trivial to mobilize ~98% of the slashdot crowd (who would be personally affected by this) to start a DDOS attack against the FBI servers. If only there was a direct link in TFS...

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    The grass is always greener on the other side of the light cone.
  11. my tapes by Kohath · · Score: 2, Funny

    That does it then. With this news, and the fact that it didn't rank in the top 50 Sci-Fi shows, I'm going to have to dump my Manimal tapes.

  12. Oh no, not miscigination by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Back in the 70's "Black man on white woman" porno was considered obscine.

    I have no idea why people want to get all up in other people's grill about pornography. But I don't understand the War on Drugs either, so perhaps I'm just crazy. What with my "utilitarian ethics" and everything.

    Seriously though, under what logical ethical theory should pornographers be punished?

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
      Back in the 70's "Black man on white woman" porno was considered obscine.

      I'm pretty sure "black man on white woman" porn is obscene *today* as well. I have no problems with heterosexual consensual sex between members of the same race, but black men having sex with white women is just disgusting.

    2. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thats the difference between Democrats and Republicans. Democrats believe the answer to problems is to allocate money to government programs. Republicans believe the answer is to declare war on it and allocate the money to specific military-industrial contractors.

    3. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Musteval · · Score: 0

      Well, some of them can lead to the abuse of the participants - if you were a horse, YOU wouldn't want to be in bestiality porn, would you? And other than that, at least from a utilitarian viewpoint ... um, people who look at porn aren't contributing to society? Or something?

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      Note to mods: I'm probably being sarcastic.
    4. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously though, under what logical ethical theory should pornographers be punished?

      I believe the theory is known as the "WON'T ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" WAPTOC greater theory of social conformity, where by society is deemed to be best lead towards at state where no child can ever encounter an object or idea which may cause them to ask a question that in any way makes their guardians uncomfortable. This theory has the added benefit that when children reach adulthood they will be uncomfortable asking questions of their new "guardian", i.e. the state.

      WAPTOC theory also enables both males AND females to remain completely ignorent for the maximum possible time of any details regarding their icky reproductive anatomies, enabling even minimally trained medical professionals to charge exorbident fees for "expertise" otherwise rudimentary knowladge.

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      May the Maths Be with you!
    5. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really dont think the horse gives a shit.

    6. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      if you were a horse, YOU wouldn't want to be in bestiality porn, would you?

      I'd rather be the horse than the woman... :)

    7. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Mahou · · Score: 1

      you deciding the horse doesn't want to be in porn is the same as the other people assuming the horse does want to be in porn. so who should we believe? i guess if the horse is arroused that's consent?

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      if i'm not immortal, what's the point of living?
      ...te?
    8. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should I give a shit about the horse?

    9. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by bedroll · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Don't forget that a key element in WAPTOC is that the parent should not have to actively monitor their children in any way. Their children should be able to go to places that without such heavy-handed regulation may not be "safe" - like the internet - without their parents having to sit with them or take any precaution to insure they don't encounter the questionable things. That's why they're trying to crack down on cable television and declare the VChip a failure, parents have to exert effort to use the VChip so the answer is obviously to force their views of what is acceptable onto the rest of society.

      I find ABC Family's content to be obscenely stupid, maybe I should lead the charge to get it declared pornographic. I mean, won't anyone please think of the children who are watching that crap?

    10. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Seby123456 · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you were a horse and didn't want to be in it, then surely you'd just 'not perform'? Not much you can do to stop a horse leaving if it wants to...
      Will dogs humping peoples legs when they're trying to watch TV be 'devient'? Its kind of bestiality...

    11. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Draconix · · Score: 1

      In the future, children will have their genitals removed at birth, to prevent them from asking their parents about them in the future.

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    12. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by aussersterne · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's very simple, a Christian friend explained it all to me: Christ cannot come in his magic God The Father armor suit until there are no more naked people anywhere, because nudity makes his magic armor suit dissolve due to harmonic interaction between the light waves reflected off the suit and the color of human skin (black people excepted, of course, which is why nobody cares if they fuck). If Christ can't come with the magic God The Father suit, there will be no advanced life forms to save us from Commander Satan and the Demoniacs from planet Gehennom, and make no mistake, they will invade and munch on the souls of your children.

      Nudity even messes with the Mighty Brainwaves of Righteousness that priests use to exorcise (i.e. block from teleportation) the solid-holigram forms of Satan's Demoniacs, which have already begun to arrive in advance scout and recon parties for the Collection Of Souls that will mark the end of the Earth if we can't get Christ and the God The Father magic suit here in time.

      So it's essential for the survival of our species that we stamp all of this stuff out and LET THE MAGIC FORCES SAVE US FROM THE DARKNESS, DAMMIT!

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    13. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      How does your beef with people being against social programs have anything to do with the issue at hand? If anything, the government is allocating money to a social program to solve the 'problem' of pornography. No military/industrial contractor is making money here; just a bunch of desk jockeys in a big government made more of social programs than anything else. Imagine how many millions will be spent just to classify what is 'deviant', let alone any actual attempt at enforcement.

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    14. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by bsartist · · Score: 1

      I really dont think the horse gives a shit.

      Never lived on a farm, have you? Horses give a lot of shit.

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    15. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by ewhac · · Score: 3, Funny
      I believe the theory is known as the "WON'T ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" WAPTOC greater theory of social conformity, where by society is deemed to be best lead towards at state where no child can ever encounter an object or idea which may cause them to ask a question that in any way makes their guardians uncomfortable.

      Actually, my middle-class secular armchair analysis goes like this:

      Children need to be shielded from all manifestations of Impurity possible. By so doing, their Innocence will be compromised to the minimum possible extent. They will grow up to beget more children, who will be better shielded and more Innocent than themselves, until one day the human race will become Perfectly Innocent beings and, as Perfectly Innocent, will be able to petition $(GOD) for readmittance to the Garden of Eden. $(GOD)'s unconditional love will have been earned once more, and we'll all get to enjoy a living paradise.

      Mind you, I pulled this completely out of my ass. But that should be okay, because they did, too.

      Schwab

    16. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No military/industrial contractor is making money here; just a bunch of desk jockeys in a big government made more of social programs than anything else.

      You have no idea how the government works, do you?

      Imagine how many millions will be spent just to classify what is 'deviant', let alone any actual attempt at enforcement.

      I'm certain that millions will be spent to classify what is 'deviant'. I'm also certain that it will be some conservative think tank that is being paid to make that classification. Then it will be up to some conservative corporation to ferret out the violators on the web and provide the FBI with a list of sites to raid. That's how it will work.

    17. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by borawjm · · Score: 1

      I believe the theory is known as the "WON'T ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN"

      Wait, wait.. I thought it was KITTENS?

    18. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      how come we have to ask for a horse's consent to sex it when we don't have to ask its consent to kill & eat it?

    19. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by DynamoJoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only proper response to the WAPTOC argument is (re-word slightly if female and/or not so inclined):

      "I didn't fuck your wife, I'm not raising your kids."

      I really wish I knew who said that first. I owe that person many beers.

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    20. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most people try to throw beastiality with animal cruelty, so it was preemptive wording. and you eat horse? you sick, sick, disturbing bastard

    21. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Token's Mother: Token? Did the boys come over and.. show you a movie? [no answer]
      Steve: Token? [no answer, long pause] Alright, Token. We know you must be very confused about what you saw. [no response, long pause]
      Randy: [kneels next to Token] Yes, uh... you see, Token... that was called a pornographic film uh, ih it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse. [no response, long pause] Well, ya, you see, when a, when a man and a woman fall in love, the the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called love-making, and it's part of being in love.
      Token: [no response, long pause] ...And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? [no response] Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

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    22. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      You should stick it to the man and put autopr0n back up. That'd show em.
      Seriously.

    23. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's just the way I read it, but I don't think the previous poster would have considered police enforcement to be a "government program" or "social program". I think he meant police as the domestic version of the military.

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    24. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Alsee · · Score: 1

      In other words they want the human race to be bulimic and purge every last trace of the Tree Of Knowledge.

      Now I understand why they hate scientists so much, what with those evil evil people trying to cram more Forbidden Fruit into their children's minds. Scientists are nothing but Minions Of Teh Serpent.

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    25. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

      If you were the horse you wouldn't want to be in my hamburger, would you?
      Given how many animals we kill for sport and food, I think giving a few dogs and horses sexual relief is.. well.. only an issue for people with psychological issues concerning sex.

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    26. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they could be making money! We could hire those funny guys from Blackwater and Custer to patrol our streets and look out for deviants. Then we could hire iraqi gueriellas to attack those mercs. Everyone wins: goverment gets to spend money, the streets are safe again, insurgency ends in Iraq and bunch of mercenaries get blown up.

    27. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by m50d · · Score: 1
      i guess if the horse is arroused that's consent?

      Does that apply to people? A 15 year old girl can be aroused and enjoying things but under the law she hasn't consented.

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    28. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Then we could hire iraqi gueriellas to attack those mercs.

      I hear there's some SAS guys who'll do this.

    29. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, baby boys already have half their genitals removed at birth. Thanks Mom and Dad.

    30. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by TheGavster · · Score: 1
      No military/industrial contractor is making money here; just a bunch of desk jockeys in a big government made more of social programs than anything else.

      You have no idea how the government works, do you?

      Actually, I do. Being a contractor is only a boon when you're in management (government managers don't get bonuses); if you're a grunt member of the Porn Patrol, you want to be in government service so you have a guaranteed raise and can never be fired (even when you job no longer serves a purpose).

      Imagine how many millions will be spent just to classify what is 'deviant', let alone any actual attempt at enforcement.

      I'm certain that millions will be spent to classify what is 'deviant'. I'm also certain that it will be some conservative think tank that is being paid to make that classification. Then it will be up to some conservative corporation to ferret out the violators on the web and provide the FBI with a list of sites to raid. That's how it will work.

      And I suppose that liberal administrations only employ perfectly bipartisan think tanks? Who is it that doesn't understand the workings of government again?
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    31. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Of course they don't consider it a social program. Because they are against it, it's a right-wing conspiracy to channel money to the military industrial complex. The point of my post wasn't about the parent's stance on government regulation of deviant porn, it was about how they made a blanket statement about any republican action being to favor big business (this surely isn't a case of benefiting big business; how big is that porn industry again?)

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    32. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're not talking about underage horses. that's another topic altogether

    33. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by m50d · · Score: 1

      Underage people aren't allowed to consent because we feel they aren't able to reason fully about the consequences, they don't really know what will happen and how it will affect their life. The same is in all likelihood true of horses.

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    34. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no it's not, they can't get pregnant or get someone pregnant... this is sick conversation. stop it!

    35. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by m50d · · Score: 1

      No, they can't get pregnant, but they might be ostracised by the community, unable to find a "proper" partner (of their own species) in later life, and so on. Sex has consequences, even for horses, that they may well be incapable of taking into consideration.

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    36. Re:Oh no, not miscigination by Alsee · · Score: 1

      He was sterotyping both Democrats and Republicans. The Democrat cliche being Bigger gentler social programs fixing everthing, and the Republican cliche being Big bad police/military and Big business being the solutions to everything.

      The original post didn't really split out the police like that, but I think that was the intent. This story is about police porn crackdown, and more police and "tough on crime" is certainly a Republican mantra.

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  13. Priorities.... by nebaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is'a always amazing to me to see what priorities the government has about crime. Let me first start off by saying that things like child pornography are truly terrible, and should be investigated and prosecuted.

    However, the article also mentions things like urinating and defecating on people, which while I think it is disgusting, is really not hurting anyone, with the possible exception of spreading disease.

    It is intersting that they can show the body of a dead hooker on tv, but then thex pixellate the nipple when the camera goes there.

    This is a country where graphic depictions of violence is not only allowed, but glorified, but gets in an uproar over a boob at a half time commercial.

    We have legitimate crime issues. Murder, theft, terrorism (at some level), and pornography is our new focus. Wonderful.

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    1. Re:Priorities.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "We have legitimate crime issues. Murder, theft, terrorism (at some level), and pornography is our new focus. Wonderful."

      Yes, but there are elections coming up. The current administration can't let Hillary get all the press for thinking of the children, can they?

      This isn't a troll, I'm just postulating that the War on Obscenity is escalating...

      Our government doesn't exist to benefit the people; it exists to perpetuate itself. What matters to most politicians, at the end of the day, is whether they, and/or their friends, get elected. It doesn't matter if the people are benefited, it only matters that they think they have.

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    2. Re:Priorities.... by Medgur · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering what a huge segment of the market cumshots, BDSM, humiliation, public nudity, and other "deviant" pornography make up I think it's fairly obvious that the American consumers are going to look elsewhere for the product. As such, they'll probably replace all physical porn purchasing with online porn, if they haven't already, from other countries. At the very least this crackdown is only going to hurt the multi-billion dollar American porn industry.

    3. Re:Priorities.... by Sebby · · Score: 1
      However, the article also mentions things like urinating and defecating on people, which while I think it is disgusting, is really not hurting anyone, with the possible exception of spreading disease.


      True for defecation, but urine is sterile.

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    4. Re:Priorities.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Alas, exposure to Japanese Porn has given me a fetish for pixellation. My wife really gets annoyed when I ask her to put on the pixellation costume I bought for her.

    5. Re:Priorities.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A common misconception. The urethra is NOT sterile, so any urine passing through it will not be sterile either.

    6. Re:Priorities.... by Sebby · · Score: 1

      really? perhaps you should learn to look things up.

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    7. Re:Priorities.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "This is a country where graphic depictions of violence is not only allowed, but glorified, but gets in an uproar over a boob at a half time commercial."

      I couldn't agree more! This country really needs to get over its insecurities about nudity and sexuality. Do we really think that a young child will be corrupted by an image of a female breast? It shouldn't be something that they have never seen before. On the other hand, glorified violence saturates mainstream television, and most certainly does alter most children's perspective such that many of them are prone to violence that they wouldn't otherwise have considered.
      While certain extremes of sexual explression are very harmful to others, for example, child pronography, the societal repression of sexuality is very unhealthy.

    8. Re:Priorities.... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Urinating on someone or even drinking urine will not transmit anything that wouldn't be transmitted by other acts of sex - the urine of a healthy person is pretty sterile. Feces is another matter, of course (no pun intended), but as long as you don't swallow it, you should be reasonably safe there, too.

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    9. Re:Priorities.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry, you are still wrong.

      "Urine in the bladder is normally sterile. The urethra is not sterile. The urine, which is sterile in the bladder, can become contaminated with urethral bacteria on the way out. A specimen of urine aspirated from the bladder by passing a needle through the abdominal wall is an excellent specimen however this procedure is invasive and is only occasionally performed. It is possible to collect a urine sample passed through the urethra in such a way that it is a reasonable reflection of the bladder urine. A "Mid stream urine" (MSU) means that the person providing the sample begins to pass urine in the normal manner into the toilet. The initial flow of urine in effect flushes out normal flora from the urethra. After passing some urine into the toilet a specimen container is used to catch some of the urine."

    10. Re:Priorities.... by susasusesume · · Score: 1

      No, you are. If you'd bothered to read the statement you posted, you'd notice that it states the MSU is clean since it flushes the flora.

      And how about using a real reference site, not some obscure one.

    11. Re:Priorities.... by Sebby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nice try, posting a blurb on an article about Urinary Tract Infection. Nice job discrediting yourself.

      Since you obviously didn't bother reading anything in the link I provided, I'll provide a relevant section here:

      " In cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI) the urine will contain bacteria, but otherwise urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless when it leaves the body."

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    12. Re:Priorities.... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Like wikipedia is a real reference site. Anyone can post grossly inaccurate information on it. This article in particular does have some inaccuracies.

    13. Re:Priorities.... by HSpirit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is a country where graphic depictions of violence is not only allowed, but glorified, but gets in an uproar over a boob at a half time commercial.
      Indeed, yours is a country where those responsible for said graphic depictions of violence become Governor of its most populated state, and where it is forseen that same person may have that same nation's Constitution altered so he may become President.

      In this context, I can't say I'm shocked any more about the moral double-standards your current Administration exhibits.

    14. Re:Priorities.... by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      This is a country where graphic depictions of violence is not only allowed, but glorified, but gets in an uproar over a boob at a half time commercial.

      That would be perfectly fine, were it not for the masses that have not yet mastered the "art" of Doublethink. This whole issue reeks of Orwell's 1984 - not only are they strictly banning something which doesn't seem to have any basis in law, but they are simultaneously allowing it and propogating it.

      I could go far into the bias of media, and how that's implicated in all this, but that would be going off on a tangent. Instead I leave you with a quote from the book:
      If one is to rule, and to continue ruling, one must be able to dislocate the sense of reality.

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    15. Re:Priorities.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The urine, which is sterile in the bladder, can become contaminated with urethral bacteria on the way out."

      Of course you conveniently fail to mention that the urine "become[s] contaminated with urethral bacteria on the way out" because the patient is suffering from urinary tract infection.

      You also conveniently failed to state that your reference deals specifically with U.T.I.

      Congratulations, you've earned yourself 10 Slashdot Troll Points! What's your user id so I can properly credit these?

    16. Re:Priorities.... by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      Well in all fairness, Arnold's proposed change to the constitution isn't really a bad one. He just wants to change the "Natural born American citizen" prerequisite for becoming President. It's kind of unfair anyway, isn't it? What if some guy from England or France thinks he can do it better? He can come here and run and be totally humiliated just like anyone else who clearly isn't the home breed.

  14. Midget Porn? by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Is Midget Porn deviant?

    Yes?

    What if you are a Midget?

    Can a midget watch "large people" porn?

    I am scared of deviant midgets I guess...

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    1. Re:Midget Porn? by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      But....if they ban midget porn...the terrorists have already won! :O

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    2. Re:Midget Porn? by markass530 · · Score: 5, Funny

      There was this one flick We watched on my submarine, had this dude backpacking. He stops, pulls a midget out of his backpack, rails her for a couple minutes, finishes the deed. He then puts her back in the backpack, and goes about his business. Best porn I've ever watched.

    3. Re:Midget Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Link?

    4. Re:Midget Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS X doesn't use a dongle. The Apple software that runs on OS X doesn't use a dongle system. Nope, Final Cut Pro, Logic, even Shake...they don't use dongles. A lot of third party apps do, such as Avid Xpress, ProTools, etc. But Apple doesn't use dongles. And OS-X only costs $89 bucks...cheaper then XP pro.

      BTW, I don't like paying $1000 for Final cut studio, but I am willing to, given the support and stability. I would rather pay that much in donations to an open-source solution, but there is nothing mature or stable enough. With a lot of pro software, it seems over-priced, but you get what you pay for.

    5. Re:Midget Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, the computer is a dongle. :D

    6. Re:Midget Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Midget Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's funny cuz one of the best porns I ever saw was called Das Butt and was about a bunch of sailors on a US sub who are bored and horny and watch midget porn together. This turns them on even more, and the next thing you know, everyone involved is in a huge gay orgy.

      Is it like that on subs in reality? Where can I sign up?

  15. Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's see... We have the War on Terrorism and the War on Drugs. The FBI should have plenty to keep them busy with those first two things. Nope, they want to start a War on Porn.

    Nevermind that porn with two consenting adults is completely legal and does absolutely no harm to society. It's just another step towards turning America into a Islamic... -oops!- Christian Republic.

    1. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... We have the War on Terrorism and the War on Drugs.

      So, how is it going so far, in both cases?

    2. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      They fucked up both of those, so I imagine they'll fuck this porn as well... Er...

    3. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Nevermind that porn with two consenting adults is completely legal and does absolutely no harm to society. It's just another step towards turning America into a Islamic... -oops!- Christian Republic."

      First, porn with two consenting adults is not completely legal -- after all, there are some laws against it, or restricting it, no? Whether or not it should be legal does not mean that it is legal.

      Second, do not equate an Islamic $GOVERNMENT with a fascist government -- the two are not the same. Just because a lot of Islamic government are fascist does not mean that all are, nor does it mean that it would not be possible to have an open, Freedom-loving(R) Islamic government. Statements like yours do a lot to fuel the hatred of Islam that is undeserved and unhealthy. "Fundamentalist Islamic" would be much better.

      Third, do not grant the agressive moralists the title of "Christians," since that is not what their actions are, despite what they say.

      Fourth, do not assume that pornography does no harm to society. To say so would violate scientific principle (since it has not been established as the best competing theory). Just because there is no conclusive evidence to the contrary does not mean it is true -- especially since there is no conslusive evidence that it is so. Also, you are stating as fact what is really an opinion. Porn does have effects on society -- but it is opinion that determines whether that effect is harmful or not. This is a moral judgment.

      The real question is not whether porn is harmful to society, but whether government should or should not be regulating it, monitoring it, or prosecuting it.

      Is it the government's right or responsibility to criminalize issues of a moral nature, that are not part of the common law (murder, assault, deprivation of property, etc)?

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    4. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by runderwo · · Score: 1
      Porn does have effects on society -- but it is opinion that determines whether that effect is harmful or not.
      Okay, how about this: Porn is a harmless outlet for naturally-occurring urges (the urge to mate with subjectively attractive mates) that are incompatible with modern society and with others' freedom not to be raped by horny males. Since you haven't demonstrated that porn created with consenting actors is in fact harmful in any way, the benefit as a discharge of sexual energy should automatically tilt the debate in porn's favor.

      There are also many people who have deviant sexualities that they may not be able to find a consenting partner for. Aside from mandating that anyone with a deviant sexuality self-castrate, how exactly should they relieve those urges? Again, since porn as defined above is not harmful in and of itself, there is no reason to deny a potential outlet to these sort of folks that may very well help them keep their urges in check with respect to other citizens.

      Of course, this is not to mention that porn (and the resultant wanking) is a form of expression, the prohibition of which would be both absurdly authoritation and impossible to enforce. No, you may not like porn and wish that people didn't need it to control themselves or whatever, but from a sociological perspective, we are a better society for having ethically produced porn available. Just regulate overt advertisement and such, and everyone should be happy. Everyone aside from those attempting to impose a subjective morality on everyone else, that is.

    5. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

    6. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I happen to agree with you, but your logic in backing up your opinion is way off.

      First, you need to state your assumptions, which are many. A lot of your assumptions are the opinions that drive the debate over porn. Second, some of your logical jumps don't quite make sense.

      "Okay, how about this: Porn is a harmless[1] outlet for naturally-occurring urges (the urge to mate with subjectively attractive mates) that are incompatible with modern society[2] and with others' freedom not to be raped by horny males[3]"

      [1] You can't use the conclusion of your argument as a basis for your argument; this is circular reasoning.
      [2] The urge to mate is not incompatible with modern society.
      [3] You jump to the conclusion that denying access to porn will increase the frequency of rapes. This may make sense to you, but almost any psychologist will agree that rapes are not typically about sexual release, but about power and establishing dominance. Furthermore, you assume that porn is necessary to help people get their sexual release. Finally, it is quite likely that viewing porn of this nature will stimulate the desire to enact the situation in real life.

      "Since you haven't demonstrated that porn created [1] with consenting actors is in fact harmful in any way [2], the benefit as a discharge of sexual energy[3] should automatically tilt the debate in porn's favor[3]."

      [1] The debate is not about creation of the porn so much as the viewing of the porn.
      [2] There have been demonstrations of the harm -- the problem is that further study is needed. Also, saying that the counter-argument to your stance hasn't been proven does not mean that your stance is correct. As an example, the ID proponents are not correct just because abiogenesis hasn't been demonstrated.
      [3] You assume that sexual discharge is beneficial. Some people disagree -- they believe that sexual discharge for purposes other than procreation is harmful. Some medical studies have shownthat life expectancy is longer and incidence of non-STD related illnesses are lower among those who have more frequent sexual release, but this correlation has not been shown to be causative. For example, people who have housepets show much of the same benefits, and I highly doubt it is due to sexual release.

      "There are also many people who have deviant sexualities that they may not be able to find a consenting partner for. Aside from mandating that anyone with a deviant sexuality self-castrate[1], how exactly should they relieve those urges?[2] Again, since porn as defined above is not harmful in and of itself[3], there is no reason to deny a potential outlet to these sort of folks that may very well help them[4] keep their urges in check[5] with respect to other citizens."

      [1] Nice straw man.
      [2] There are plenty of ways to seek out partners for deviant sexual behavior while not publishing porn. It is easier than ever to find a partner, and doing so is not against the law in most places.
      [3] Just because it is assumed or stated does not make it true.
      [4] It may also very well harm them, depending on your point of view -- perhaps it will encourage them to continue their deviant thoughts, which some people consider harmful?
      [5] Alternatively, it could encourage them to seek out these experiences in real life.

      "Of course, this is not to mention that porn (and the resultant wanking) is a form of expression, the prohibition of which would be both absurdly authoritation and impossible to enforce."

      We prohibit certain forms of expression all the time, the question is where to draw the line. I am prohibited from inciting a riot, for example.

      "No, you may not like porn[1] and wish that people didn't need it to control themselves or whatever[2], but from a sociological perspective, we are a better society for having ethically produced porn available[3]."

      [1] On the contrary, I like it very much.
      [2] You are assuming that people use

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    7. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First, porn with two consenting adults is not completely legal -- after all, there are some laws against it, or restricting it, no? Whether or not it should be legal does not mean that it is legal.

      As an adult, then it is completely legal for me to view porn of two other adults. The only laws that come into play are access issues when it comes to children viewing such porn. There is no debate here, although you are attempting to create one.

      Second, do not equate an Islamic $GOVERNMENT with a fascist government...

      Interesting because I did not, you did.

      Third, do not grant the agressive moralists the title of "Christians," since that is not what their actions are, despite what they say.

      The fact is these people are Christians, regardless of your attempts to label them otherwise. The believe in the same Jesus as other Christians. However, their attempts at moralizing are not limited to their own actions. They want everyone else around them to believe the same things that they do. This is no different from less aggressive Christian sects sending missionaries to third world countries attempting to "save the heathens". Their targets are just a little closer to home.

      Fourth, do not assume that pornography does no harm to society. To say so would violate scientific principle (since it has not been established as the best competing theory).

      Excuse me?! It has never been proven scientifically that porn does any damage, so how is it thus "violating scientific principle" for me to say so? If you have proof that it causes damage, then show your proof. You are the one making that claim, so back it up.

      The real question is not whether porn is harmful to society, but whether government should or should not be regulating it, monitoring it, or prosecuting it.

      The government should not be in the business of regulating, monitoring, or prosecuting something that causes no harm to society. This is particularly true if the alleged harm is merely the result of religious distaste.

      Is it the government's right or responsibility to criminalize issues of a moral nature, that are not part of the common law (murder, assault, deprivation of property, etc)?

      Interesting that you attempt to equate porn with assault and murder. The difference would be that there is no victim when porn is created or viewed. In this case, no, the government has no right attempting to criminalize porn.

    8. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Danse · · Score: 1

      [2] There are plenty of ways to seek out partners for deviant sexual behavior while not publishing porn. It is easier than ever to find a partner, and doing so is not against the law in most places.

      If porn depicting these acts is made illegal, do you think it will still be legal to publicly (even on a membership-based website) seek out another adult for such purposes?

      [1] Why shoul advertisement be regulated, if there is no harm in porn?

      I think it was understood that he meant not harmful to adults. Therefore regulations against offering porn magazines in the book pile at daycare centers would seem appropriate.

      I agree that porn created by consenting adults without depicting acts of criminally illegal nature (like snuff films, for example), distributed to consenting adults, should not be restricted. But it does our position no good to tell the opposition that they are wrong just because they can't prove it -- especially when they are saying the same thing to us.

      I think the plan should be to point out the same sorts of flaws in their reasoning. Unfortunately, most christian evangelicals and other fundamentalists that I've had the misfortune of interacting with are largely immune to logic and reason.

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    9. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Interesting because I did not, you did.

      Yes you did. In the following quote, you imply that an Islamic republic would be as fascist and repressive as the Christian republic you believe the US is becoming.

      "Nevermind that porn with two consenting adults is completely legal and does absolutely no harm to society. It's just another step towards turning America into a Islamic... -oops!- Christian Republic."

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    10. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      ...you imply that an Islamic republic would be as fascist and repressive as the Christian republic you believe the US is becoming.

      Any "implication" you find is your own. You are projecting your own values into the statement.

    11. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Any "implication" you find is your own. You are projecting your own values into the statement.

      lol... ok then, explain what you meant. You still haven't done that. I would love to know how else that sentence could be interpreted.

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    12. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's just sensational bullshit. They've got to try and justify their existance by looking busy.

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    13. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Your post was very trollish, and I was pointing out why.

      "As an adult, then it is completely legal for me to view porn of two other adults. The only laws that come into play are access issues when it comes to children viewing such porn. There is no debate here, although you are attempting to create one. "

      Not true. In many places it is illegal to so in public places, due to public decency laws -- which is a restriction. You also cannot view snuff films, which are often considered porn.

      "Interesting because I did not, you did."

      You ascribed fascist values, then related it to an Islamic state -- though you did substitute that with Christian. Don't pussyfoot around and said you didn't.

      "The fact is these people are Christians, regardless of your attempts to label them otherwise. The believe in the same Jesus as other Christians. However, their attempts at moralizing are not limited to their own actions. They want everyone else around them to believe the same things that they do. This is no different from less aggressive Christian sects sending missionaries to third world countries attempting to "save the heathens". Their targets are just a little closer to home."

      My point is that we should not allow them to justify their non-Christian actions by putting them under the umbrella of "Christian values." While they may be Christians, the "family values" movement is not a Christian movement, except by thir labels.

      "Excuse me?! It has never been proven scientifically that porn does any damage, so how is it thus "violating scientific principle" for me to say so? If you have proof that it causes damage, then show your proof. You are the one making that claim, so back it up."

      You did not say "it has never been proven that it causes harm." You said that it is harmless. It has never been proven that it does NOT cause damage, though it has been theorized that it does -- and some studies have supported it. You started with making a claim that cannot be supported -- lack of proof against does not prove your point. If that's all you need to claim something as true, maybe you should support ID.

      "The government should not be in the business of regulating, monitoring, or prosecuting something that causes no harm to society. This is particularly true if the alleged harm is merely the result of religious distaste. "

      Again, you claim it is harmless without any proof whatsoever. The alleged harm is not only the result of religious distaste -- consider the numerous examples of life imitating art. Can this not be extended to pornography? How about some deviant porn, like rape fantasy?

      "Interesting that you attempt to equate porn with assault and murder. The difference would be that there is no victim when porn is created or viewed. In this case, no, the government has no right attempting to criminalize porn."

      Interesting that you totally misread my entire post -- my point is exactly what you are saying -- it is NOT the government's responsibility to regulate something that is not part of the common law that is the foundation of our legal system. The contrast between porn and assault, etc was exactly what I was pointing out.

      You assumed that I disagreed with you -- I do not. But your message was insensitve, not thought out, and not defensible.

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    14. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "If porn depicting these acts is made illegal, do you think it will still be legal to publicly (even on a membership-based website) seek out another adult for such purposes?"

      Yes, but it's a slippery slope, and it wouldn't be too hard for government to take the nextstep if we allow it. But, I do think that both the porn and the seeking out of partners should be legal.

      "I think it was understood that he meant not harmful to adults. Therefore regulations against offering porn magazines in the book pile at daycare centers would seem appropriate. "

      Point taken. But if porn were truly harmless, then we would allow children to see it... or leave it up to the parents, not the state, to decide.

      "I think the plan should be to point out the same sorts of flaws in their reasoning. Unfortunately, most christian evangelicals and other fundamentalists that I've had the misfortune of interacting with are largely immune to logic and reason.

      Well said.

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    15. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Point taken. But if porn were truly harmless, then we would allow children to see it... or leave it up to the parents, not the state, to decide.

      I see what you're saying. I don't know if I'd consider porn completely harmless or not. I see it much like violence in games and movies. It's fine for most people, but some people can't separate fantasy from reality, so for those people it's not ok. Kids aren't equipped to understand porn, so I don't think they should have access to it. I don't think it should be up to parents because kids are fundamentally unable to deal with it because they aren't mature enough and are likely to cause some harm to others by their misunderstanding of it. Same reason we don't let them in to see NC-17 movies and we don't let them drink alcohol. Lack of the maturity necessary to handle it.

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    16. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... We have the War on Terrorism and the War on Drugs.

      Don't forget the War on Poverty. We will fight it in New Orleans.

    17. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by runderwo · · Score: 1
      [1] You can't use the conclusion of your argument as a basis for your argument; this is circular reasoning.
      I thought it was fairly obvious that I was using the fact that looking at porn and/or wanking is harmless to the consenting adult individual to support my argument that it is harmless to that group of individuals from a sociological perspective. And yes, without demonstration of harm, it is assumed to be harmless. Just as without demonstration of God, we assume that God simply does not exist, or that the question is irrelevant because it is not testable.
      We prohibit certain forms of expression all the time, the question is where to draw the line. I am prohibited from inciting a riot, for example.
      No, we do not prohibit expression "all the time", only when it presents imminent danger to others. Porn does nothing of the sort.
      You are assuming that people use porn to control themselves -- I don't think that is very accurate.
      SOME people do, therefore 'people do'. I can't remember where to find the study, but it showed that most of the subjects used porn as an outlet, as opposed to building up courage or whatnot to act out in public or harm someone else. Of course if it was based on a survey, there is a heavy bias potential.
      Why should advertisement be regulated, if there is no harm in porn?
      No harm to consenting adults. Unfortunately, the world is full of people who are not consenting adults with respect to each other. The idea is for someone to have to seek it out rather than be bombarded with messages about it that may reach people who a) are offended by the message enough to seek to curtail freedoms because of that offense, or b) are not adults. Children are going to be exposed to adult things now and again, but parents should be able to keep that exposure minimized until they have developed the rationality to moderate themselves. (And like being exposed to a virus now and again, a minimal exposure helps build up resistance to those ideas, as opposed to keeping them naive and unleashing them into the world at 21.)

      Legalization of drugs should adopt the same approach I think. And that includes banning alcohol, cigarette and other direct-to-consumer drug advertising except in venues where it is clear that only adults will be present.

    18. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Some medical studies have shownthat life expectancy is longer and incidence of non-STD related illnesses are lower among those who have more frequent sexual release, but this correlation has not been shown to be causative. For example, people who have housepets show much of the same benefits, and I highly doubt it is due to sexual release.

      Why do you doubt they are related? The very subject here *IS* deviant sex and deviant porn. The connection seems obvious. Chuckle.

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    19. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      Ok, moron... let me spell it out for you.

      Nevermind that porn with two consenting adults is completely legal and does absolutely no harm to society. It's just another step towards turning America into a Islamic... -oops!- Christian Republic.

      You want to fight over that last sentence, fine. Combined with the rest of the paragraph, I wrote that sentence to mean that certain elements of our society, namely Christians, want to turn our country into a theocracy, not unlike other theocracies in the Islamic world. I made NO mention whether those theocracies are fascist or not. YOU were the one to bring to call THEM fascist.

      You have now taken this argument completely off topic.

    20. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      You also cannot view snuff films, which are often considered porn.

      As I said, two CONSENTING adults.

      You ascribed fascist values, then related it to an Islamic state -- though you did substitute that with Christian. Don't pussyfoot around and said you didn't.

      Let's see, I said "Nevermind that porn with two consenting adults is completely legal and does absolutely no harm to society. It's just another step towards turning America into a Islamic... -oops!- Christian Republic." There are no "fascist" values ascribed here towards Islamic states, unless YOU put them here yourself. MY statement is saying that Christians in our society want to turn America into a theocracy, not unlike other theocracies in the Islamic world. YOU are the one describing those Islamic states as fascist.

      This is totally off-topic. Stick to the topic.

      My point is that we should not allow them to justify their non-Christian actions by putting them under the umbrella of "Christian values." While they may be Christians, the "family values" movement is not a Christian movement, except by thir labels.

      Bullshit. Many of the posts in under this topic bring up the Bible in some form or another. Some of those posts condemn pornography based upon the Bible. While people can use the Bible to justify just about anything, the fact that they ARE using the Bible DOES make this an argument based on Christian values.

      You did not say "it has never been proven that it causes harm." You said that it is harmless... lack of proof against does not prove your point.

      Interesting semantic argument. As far as I'm concerned, those first two statements are equivalent.

      And frankly, this topic is very black and white. Something either causes harm or it doesn't, there is NOTHING in between. If NOTHING shows that it causes harm, then you are safe to say that it is HARMLESS.

      Again, you claim it is harmless without any proof whatsoever.

      The burden of proof is on the people making the claim that porn causes harm. And despite DECADES of research, they have been completely UNABLE to substantiate said claim.

      You assumed that I disagreed with you -- I do not.

      If you agree with me, then shut the hell up.

      But your message was insensitve, not thought out, and not defensible.

      "Insensitive"... maybe. I don't particularly care to be sensitive to the morons who would sensor our society based on their distaste of something completely legal.

      "not thought out"... an assumption on your part. I've thought about, studied this topic, and argued over this for many years. I've argued about this starting on Usenet back in 1993. If anything, I am impatient in my arguments, citing my conclusions before making my case.

      "not defensible"... an assumption on your part that is COMPLETELY laughable. Try me.

    21. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "There are no "fascist" values ascribed here towards Islamic states, unless YOU put them here yourself."

      No, you ascribe and imply the repression of free speech to an Islamic state.

      "This is totally off-topic. Stick to the topic. "

      Off-topic? You brought it into play... deal with it.

      "While people can use the Bible to justify just about anything, the fact that they ARE using the Bible DOES make this an argument based on Christian values. "

      Ar ethey using the bible? Did the FBI say that they are using the bible as guidance? By allowing the discussion with them to continue under the assumptian that it's based on the Bible, you allow them the argument that their position is irrefutable, since it's a matter of faith.

      "The burden of proof is on the people making the claim that porn causes harm. And despite DECADES of research, they have been completely UNABLE to substantiate said claim. "

      My point is not that porn causes harm -- my point is that you offered an unsubstantiated claim as evidence for your argument -- don't do that, since it's exactly what they are doing that you have such a problem with. And there is no burden of proof required, all that is required is for a majority of lawmakers to think it causes harm. You don't really understand the US governmental system, do you?

      "not thought out"... an assumption on your part. I've thought about, studied this topic, and argued over this for many years. I've argued about this starting on Usenet back in 1993. If anything, I am impatient in my arguments, citing my conclusions before making my case. "not thought out"... an assumption on your part. I've thought about, studied this topic, and argued over this for many years. I've argued about this starting on Usenet back in 1993. If anything, I am impatient in my arguments, citing my conclusions before making my case. "

      I didn't say that your stances were not well thought out, I said your post was.

      And I could really care less that you've been arguing about this topic since 1993 on Usenet -- what does that make you, some kind of UBER1337 arguer?

      You posted a troll, and even if it happens to agree with the views of most slashdotters, it was a troll.

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    22. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "I thought it was fairly obvious that I was using the fact that looking at porn and/or wanking is harmless to the consenting adult individual "

      But, you are assuming it is harmless to the individual. Not only that, but you cannot infer that harmless to the individual = harmless to society.

      "No, we do not prohibit expression "all the time", only when it presents imminent danger to others. Porn does nothing of the sort."

      No, we prohibit expression that presents an imminent danger all the time -- that is what I'm saying. Also, you are again assuming porn causes no harm. Lack of evidence against != evidence of.

      "SOME people do, therefore 'people do'."

      But your argument is predicated on all people using porn that way, or at least a majority. ~Some pork is not infected with trichinosis or salmonella -- therefore we shouldn't have any regulations concerning food cleanliness? You have to consider all people, not just some people.

      "The idea is for someone to have to seek it out rather than be bombarded with messages about it that may reach people who a) are offended by the message enough to seek to curtail freedoms because of that offense, or b) are not adults"

      If porn is harmless, then neither a nor b are valid. Regarding a, that you are saying that we should curtail freedom so that other people don't act to curtail freedom? This argument is used to justify tons of government restrictions, and I don't think it's valid there either.

      "Children are going to be exposed to adult things now and again, but parents should be able to keep that exposure minimized until they have developed the rationality to moderate themselves."

      The assumption here is Children are going to be exposed to adult things now and again, but parents should be able to keep that exposure minimized until they have developed the rationality to moderate themselves.

      So you are advocating restrictions on it -- why, if it is harmless and presents no iminent danger?

      "Legalization of drugs should adopt the same approach I think. And that includes banning alcohol, cigarette and other direct-to-consumer drug advertising except in venues where it is clear that only adults will be present."

      Except, of course, that these are things that have been proven to be harmful. Why should porn be treated the same as these things, if it is not harmful?

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    23. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      No, you ascribe and imply the repression of free speech to an Islamic state.

      No, you were the first to bring up any idea of fascism and ascribe that to Islamic states.

      Off-topic? You brought it into play... deal with it.

      No, again, YOU were the one to bring up fascism and ascribe it to Islamic states. You then unsuccessfully attempted to foist that idea as coming from me, which it did not.

      And yes, this is completely off-topic considering the topic is over porn and NOT whether Islamic states are fascist.

      Ar ethey using the bible? Did the FBI say that they are using the bible as guidance? By allowing the discussion with them to continue under the assumptian that it's based on the Bible, you allow them the argument that their position is irrefutable, since it's a matter of faith.

      Who cares whether the FBI is using the bible. The FBI are directed by the Christian Republican president, who most assuredly DOES use the bible.

      And the original question was not whether their position was irrefutable, but whether it was Christian. Considering that their ideas are based on the bible or based on faith, then those ideas ARE Christian. The bible can and is used to support all kinds of different and conflicting ideas. Faith is equally bad since, by definition, it means belief without evidence, it also can be used to support different and conflicting ideas. Even though basing belief on either the bible or on faith is bad, that does not mean that people who do so are not Christian.

      As for Christian ideas based on the bible and faith, those ideas are far from irrefutable. Atheists have been SUCCESSFULLY refuting the ideas based on bible and faith for thousands of years now.

      My point is not that porn causes harm -- my point is that you offered an unsubstantiated claim as evidence for your argument -- don't do that, since it's exactly what they are doing that you have such a problem with.

      No, there is a major distinction. The bible-bangers say that god exists and he doesn't want you looking at naked pictures of women. They offer NO evidence for those two major assertions that god exists NOR that god disproves naked pictures of women. Similarly, despite DECADES (centuries?) of research, NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE has been shown that porn harms people. Yet, you want to still say that it does, just like the bible-bangers. Well, the burden of proof is on YOU to say that it does cause harm, because EVERYTHING ELSE says it doesn't. The LACK of evidence saying that it causes harm COMPLETELY justifies my claim that porn is harmless.

      And there is no burden of proof required, all that is required is for a majority of lawmakers to think it causes harm. You don't really understand the US governmental system, do you?

      Yes, I understand the US government. And you must think lawmakers are stupid to take at face value the idea that porn causes harm. And you must think that the court system would allow outright infringement of the first amendment, regardless of whether Congress and the president sign such bills into law. Such a law wouldn't stand the light of day, even with all the conservatives the Republicans have packed into the Supreme Court.

      You posted a troll, and even if it happens to agree with the views of most slashdotters, it was a troll.

      Interesting that people only think posts are trolls if they disagree with them. It's even more interesting in that you can't come up with one good argument against ANYTHING that I've written.

    24. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "No, you were the first to bring up any idea of fascism and ascribe that to Islamic states. "

      Read your original post. In your post that deals with the issue of repression of personal rights (free speech or what-have-you, as it relates to porn), which is one of the principle aspects of a fascist government, you quite clearly implied that Islamic Republics have this characteristic.

      "NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE has been shown that porn harms people"

      Not conclusive does not mean no evidence. There is NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE that porn does not cause harm. Show me a double-blind study of a sufficiently large group that demonstrates that porn does not have the potential to cause harm to the viewers, or those that they have relationships with. I will say it once again, because apparently you keep dismissing it as not true -- LACK OF EVIDENCE AGAINST IS NOT EVIDENCE FOR. Were the research to overwhelmingly find that there is no harm, I could agree with you -- but the research is mixed, and is not conclusive on either side.

      "Well, the burden of proof is on YOU to say that it does cause harm, because EVERYTHING ELSE says it doesn't."

      I do not want to say that porn causes harm -- I want to say that the jury is still out, and that you cannot claim that it is harmless just because conclusive proof hasn't been offered. Is is absolutely untrue that EVERYTHING ELSE says it is harmless. Why don't you bother actually reviewing some of the research out there? Just because you want something to be true, doesn't make it true.

      "The LACK of evidence saying that it causes harm COMPLETELY justifies my claim that porn is harmless. "

      Dude, did you miss out on the fundamentals of logic? Here's an example of your logic: There is no evidence out there that Compound-x is toxic; we've been studying it for years. Therefore, Compound-x is harmless. Yet how many drugs that have been studied for decades end up being harmful in a way that we didn't understand, or in a way that we didn't think to look for, or that we chose only to look at studies that backed our claim?

      Once again, because you can't get it through your thick head:

      LACK OF EVIDENCE AGAINST IS NOT EVIDENCE FOR

      You cannot claim that porn is harmless. Period. You might be able to say that "All the evidence I've read says it's harmless," but that's nowhere near the same, is it?

      RE: government, do you really think that there is any burden of proof anywhere in re: legislation? That's what you keep saying, but it is blatantly not so. I am fully aware of what kinds of things drive legislator's votes, while you seem to ascribe to some ideal that no law like this would be passed without proof. Re: the Supreme Court, do you think what the FBI is doing now will go all the way to the SCOTUS? Obviously, there must be laws on the books that allow them to do this -- why haven't those laws gone to SCOTUS, and if they have, why did SCOTUS uphold them?

      "Interesting that people only think posts are trolls if they disagree with them. It's even more interesting in that you can't come up with one good argument against ANYTHING that I've written.

      No, I happen to agree with your views, except for your unsubstantiated claim that porn is harmless. I see it as a troll because of all the reasons listed in my first response -- mostly because of the Islamic state implication.

      All of my arguments against are good; you just choose not to accept the FACT that you are talking out your bum when you claim that EVERY STUDY shows porn to be harmless. You ignore all the literature out there that contradicts your view, and expect people to think you informed about a subject?

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    25. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Vicissidude · · Score: 1

      Look dude, YOU are the one saying that porn causes harm. Ok then, where's your evidence? Oh, you don't have any? Fine. Then YOU can not say that porn causes harm. Period.

      Given the fact that modern scientific studies cannot show that porn causes harm combined with the fact that porn has been around since the DAWN OF MAN, either in video, pictures, paintings, or statuary, WITHOUT any deleterious effects, I feel pretty damn safe in saying that it is HARMLESS. Now, you may want to continue arguing with me over that, but you have a serious burden of proof given the MULTIPLE MILLENNIA that porn has existed side-by-side with civilization without causing any damage.

      And frankly, your statement "lack of evidence against is not evidence for" is pure horseshit in everyday practise. That never leaves ANY point when you can say that ANYTHING is harmless. You couldn't even call saccharin harmless even though it's been around 125 years, been used safely for over a century, and has 30 human studies conducted with it saying that it doesn't cause harm. Oh no, you would say that there's a POSSIBILITY that saccharin causes harm, at which point I would give you a tinfoil hat.

      ...do you think what the FBI is doing now will go all the way to the SCOTUS?

      It certainly has the possibility. And it depends on the actions that the FBI upon their findings. Porn is not a rigidly defined concept, which leaves what constitutes as porn open to judgement. A lot of people don't think a naked statue is porn, but our previous US Attorney General thought so. He went out of his way to cover the bare breast of Lady Justice in the White House. If they go overboard and start trampling on peoples' rights, then you can damn sure bet this will go to the Supreme Court.

    26. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Look dude, YOU are the one saying that porn causes harm"

      No. Read the thread -- in your original post you claim that porn is harmless. I never claimed it causes harm, I am saying that you cannot assert that it is harmless without better proof that it is so.

      "Now, you may want to continue arguing with me over that, but you have a serious burden of proof given the MULTIPLE MILLENNIA that porn has existed side-by-side with civilization without causing any damage"

      Just because something has been around for millenia (and that is not even applicable here, since the form has advanced so much over the past century), does not mean that it is harmless. No one would claim that alcohol is harmless -- yet it has been used by humans for millenia.

      "Oh no, you would say that there's a POSSIBILITY that saccharin causes harm, at which point I would give you a tinfoil hat. "

      No, because scientifically valid studies have conclusively shown saccharin to be harmless. The difference with porn is that there is not conclusive evidence on either side. Saccharin's effects are easily quantifiable and studiable -- not so with porn. Definitions of 'harm' may vary, since the effects are not purely biological, which also makes it difficult to make conclusive studies.

      "If they go overboard and start trampling on peoples' rights, then you can damn sure bet this will go to the Supreme Court."

      I believe they have already gone overboard and are trampling people's rights, yet the Supreme Court has not stopped the actions. Guantanamo, "Free Speech Zones," etc.

      My problem is not with your viewpoint, since I agree. My problem is that by refusing to acknowledge that the other side DOES have potentially valid points, you are encouraging the other side to do the same.

      Also, I just wanted to point out from your previous post, when you pointed out that the restrictions on porn have nothing to do with what's in the bible -- that's exactly why I say we should not allow the "family values" movement to use the Christian label.

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    27. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by mink · · Score: 1

      "Of course, this is not to mention that porn (and the resultant wanking) is a form of expression, the prohibition of which would be both absurdly authoritation and impossible to enforce."

      I think what we need is a "department(or ministry for Brits) of silly wanks", That way I can get a government grant to develop my unique artistic style of expression.

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    28. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by mink · · Score: 1

      "Point taken. But if porn were truly harmless, then we would allow children to see it... or leave it up to the parents, not the state, to decide."

      I hope this does not come as a surprise to you, but kids at about age 9 or so and up start to seek out this forbidden material and often manage to view it in one form or another. Most of them do not suffer harm or damage from this.

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    29. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of that, but society still considers it taboo for children to view pornography.

      "Most of them do not suffer harm or damage from this."

      This, however, is conjecture, and could be due to the limits of how much they see. If allowed unlimited access, would this still be true? What about the affects on body image for the kids?

      A problem is that 'harm' is hard to define; it is often considered by the anti-porn people to be any negative affect, such as limiting the person's ability to be well-adjusted in a "normal" society. The logic isn't always there, since "normal" is arbitrarily defined, but that's the crux of the issue as I see it.

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    30. Re:Nothing Better To Do? by runderwo · · Score: 1
      It presents no imminent danger to a RATIONAL individual. Minors are by legal definition not capable of exercising reason. I can't help but think you are deliberately ignoring this while you pick my logic to pieces, since you have no argument by which to refute it.

      And no, not being harmful to individuals does not imply lack of harm to society, but it is certainly a prerequisite.

  16. Amendment I by Smallpond · · Score: 1

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    What part of "no law" is so hard to understand? By the way, its OK to yell "fire" in a crowded theatre when its on fire.

    1. Re:Amendment I by nacturation · · Score: 1

      or the right of the people peaceably to assemble ... and shit on each other!

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    2. Re:Amendment I by FredThompson · · Score: 1

      And your point would be...incoherent and irrelevant.

      Justice is part of the Executive branch, it's not a law-creating functionary of the Representative branch.

      All Amendments to the Constitution are limited and relate to the entire document. "Free exercise" of religion doesn't include Mayan human sacrifice nor does "freedom of speech" mean freedom from consequences. Freedom of speech is just that, speech, not dissemination of expression. Those are two very different things. The idea that they are the same is a perversion. If the founding fathers truly meant dissemination of expression they most certainly would have addressed the printed word given Great Britain's attempts to control all printing presses, the only viable method of mass communication in those times other than criers.

      There is a distinction between the freedom of speech and imposing that speech on others. That's where it gets complicated and the "local norms" bit comes in.

      Given that, I'm a little puzzled as to why the .xxx TLD was nixed (that's still the status, right?) It seems to me that would let the people who want that stuff find it, those who don't want it easily block it, and a clearly defined boundary on what is and is not the proper venue for Internet distribution. Then again, what is the exact dividing classification?

      Typical of Slashdot for the topic to turn into biggoted attacks on Christians.

  17. FBI? by SkOink · · Score: 1

    I am federal FBI inspector and I will have to see some of this so-call "Deviant Porn" for Thorough Inspection.

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  18. This is good news by kst · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If the FBI has time to spend on this, it's obvious that the War on Terror has been won. Because otherwise, this just wouldn't make any sense at all.

  19. What a waste of my tax dollars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are going to get their porn regardless.

    Why not use some of those valuable FBI resources to expose terrorist sleeper cels or something?

    Why do they do such wasteful and meaningless things when peoples lives are on the line?

  20. Finally! by Spetiam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh, with any luck, they'll go after the goatse posters here.

  21. This is F'd up, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting paid to surf for porn sounds like a great job!

    It's right up there with getting paid to play video games.

  22. Connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can somebody explain how this connects to September 11 and Terrorism? I want to be reassured that this latest government attack on personal liberty is justified...

    1. Re:Connection? by Musteval · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, you will remember that the terrorists learned all of their flying and hijacking and so on techniques from bestiality porn sites. Now that they'll be closed down, everyone is safer. And remember - we're defending liberty!

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  23. Great by QCompson · · Score: 1

    Although this is hardly a surprise, it is still upsetting to see so much time and money utterly wasted on trying to restrict the activities of consenting adults. Land of the free indeed.

  24. I think by TCM · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that by deviant they mean this. The FBI agent with the nick BritneySpears14 must have been truly shocked.

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    1. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, reminds me of good 'ol Jeff K

    2. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with the censorship in that version? "Chicken of the infinite"? WTF?

  25. I don't know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I really don't know what deviant porn is. Could someone maybe post some links so that I could see what they mean? Just trying to understand..

    1. Re:I don't know. by Olix · · Score: 1
  26. Furries by kahei · · Score: 5, Funny


    I am horrified and depressed by this anti-free-speech initiative, UNLESS 'deviant' means 'furry', in which case I am right behind these brave defenders of the constitution.

    'Cause there's nothing worse than googling for 'round, firm, tanned buttocks' or whatever, and on the page of images that you get there's a picture of a poorly-drawn cartoon fox spanking a goth rabbit.

    Not that I ever google for terms like that, obviously. That'd be utterly pathetic.

    Now if you'll excuse me...

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    1. Re:Furries by LordKaT · · Score: 2, Funny

      No fair. I was expecting poorly drawn fox chicks spanking goth rabbits and all I get are women kissing each other. What gives?!

    2. Re:Furries by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      Dude, I just googled 'round, firm, tanned buttocks' expecting to get either a) some good porno or b) some good furry porno. Instead, I got a story in Salon about exercising for firm buns, and a post from some gay blogger called "In defense of the male butt". WTF?

  27. How to define deviant porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same as all "prurient material" -- I'll know it when I see it.

    Well? Where can I see it? Post your favorite deviant porn links here!

    (By the way, captcha "corpse"....)

  28. Republican here, Bush SUCKS by a_greer2005 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I am a consercative who happens to side with the republican party more than the others, but I am so pissed at Bush that I cannot see some times: What happened to freedom? What happened to the first ammendment?

    Porn isnt evil, music, movies and games are not evil, the real evil is done by the prudish thought police, How long till the feds go to the beaches of Fla or SoCal and hand out baggy t-shirts to the bathing suit clad women there?

    BTW could we find Bil Ladin faster if his nude pics were on the web somewhere?

    1. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I voted for him too and am finally removing my BUSH/CHENEY '04 bumper sticker. He's dramatically increased the size of government since he took office in '00 with the Dept of Homeland Security, War on Terror, etc. The US Dollar has also plummeted since he took office. Next time I'm going to "throw away my vote" and vote for the Libertarian candidate.

      Remember, it's both Democrats and Republicans who were going after Take-2 for the GTA:SA Hot Coffee mod. Both parties want to regulate us into their vision of conformity.

      If two consenting adults want to do unspeakable things to each other, then sell a video of it for profit, so be it. The larger question is this - The audience of people who consume "urine, defecation, S&M, etc." videos is rather small. What's the real reason for getting the FBI involved?

    2. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you voted for Bush, this is exactly what you voted for. All the rhetoric about "liberty," "freedom," and "winning the war" were simply empty words. If you (not you, a_greer, but the royal you) weren't able to figure this out during the first four years, then you really shouldn't have been out there voting.

    3. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by bigtrike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I voted for him too and am finally removing my BUSH/CHENEY '04 bumper sticker. He's dramatically increased the size of government since he took office in '00 with the Dept of Homeland Security, War on Terror, etc. The US Dollar has also plummeted since he took office. Next time I'm going to "throw away my vote" and vote for the Libertarian candidate.

      What exactly did you expect from Bush in his second term? His administration had already long proven to be big government, anti free speach, fiscally irresponsible, and very willing to take on foreign wars. The actions of his second term have been very consistent with his first, why get upset now? If you were just voting for not-Kerry, then why have a bumper sticker on your car?

    4. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, your comment gave me some slight bit of hope for our country. Sure, we’re probably fucked no matter how many people start realizing what’s been going on, but it’s heartening to know that at least some are. Kudos to you.

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    5. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not really relevant whether porn is "evil" or not: what matters is that it interferes with no one's rights. I do happen to think porn is bad, but the government has no fucking business telling us that.

    6. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This clearly calls for some photoshoppage, will post the link later... wait scratch that, google tells me this already exists. http://www.badsamaritan.com/original/archives/imag es/binladennaked2.jpg clearly my lazy nature wins yet again.

    7. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it clear that SpecialAgentXXX was too busy waving his little fucking flag around and joining in with the jingoistic mantras rather than actually paying attention to what was really going on in his country? People like him absolutely disgust me...

    8. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      The audience of people who consume "urine, defecation, S&M, etc." videos is rather small.

      The urine and defecation factor you have pegged. But the whole S&M thing is so broad a definition, it's been estimated that the *majority* of people have engaged in it in some form or another. Oral sex, anal sex, tickling, holding...etc. All depends on who's defining it. Every been in a relationship where there was a consensual surrender of power, even playfully for one minute? Guilty! Had a girlfriend who asked you to be "rough" so she could fantasize she was being raped? Goner. Wife ever smacked you on the heinnie for being a smart-aleck? It's all the same thing to the law.

      True story: I just got up from watching Disney's "the Three Musketeers" with my kids (worth every dollar of the $4.99 it cost - take it as you will). In it, there's a scene where Clarabell Cow has Goofy in chains and is ready to chuck him off a bridge, but Goofy sings her a song and gets her to fall in love with him. They kiss, etc, with him still chained up. Wow, S&m *and* dog/cow bestiality! I'm *so* perverted, now!

      Anywho, you're at least right that S&m videos are a niche market. But the majority of people see S&m as something far, uh, dirtier than whatever it is they like to do. One thing for sure: the majority of people you'll see convicted off this will be lesbian, gay, non-white-color, non-Christian, and damned-near-never rich white Christian Republicans from Texas.

    9. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by phasm42 · · Score: 1
      What's the real reason for getting the FBI involved?
      Watching too many shows like CSI and Special Victims Unit, and other BS shows that associate murderers and rapists with "deviant porn". Those shows are so chock full of shit -- but I guess their ads should provide ample warning.
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    10. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Big fat social liberal here:) I remember Robert Reich, in a guest lecture at my college, claiming that Clinton tried to curtail the growth of the government because he wanted the government to remain sovent and effective. He claimed that Bush was rapidly increasing the size of the government so that the social programs would eventually collapse under their own weight. Weird reverse-psychology, but I think it's right.

    11. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I've been so tired of being called a liberal and an atheist of all things because I think same thing. It's nice to see someone else out here.

    12. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bush isn't from texas.

    13. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Heh. Reality is a bitch, isn't it?

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    14. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1
      seemed to reject Kerry more just on the basis of advertising against him.

      Yet it is only now that the vast majority of Americans seem to have realized that they oppose Bush's policies and Bush himself. I genuinely would like to know what reasoning process you (and others) used in the '04 election so that I can better understand how we got to this place. Any insight you can provide would be appreciated.
      Now don't get me - and my other fellow Republicans who aren't too happy with Bush - wrong. The reason we voted for Bush was because he still is a better choice than Kerry. If elections were tomorrow I would still not vote for Kerry but for the Libertarian candidate. But if it looked my state would be swing state where every vote counts, I would suck it up and still vote for Bush to ensure that Kerry would not get in.

      What people such as yourself don't understand is that those of us who are Republicans and aren't happy with Bush for his big government policies such as hell don't want to vote for someone else (i.e. a Democrat) who will put in even bigger government policies. No, we are the small libertarian faction of the Republican party who want small government, but won't risk getting someone like Kerry or even Hillary getting into the White House.

      You wan't meaningful change in this country? Then put up a candidate from either party who campaigns on SMALL government, CUT entitlements, CUT welfare, CUT the Department of Education, Energy, etc., etc., etc. and all the thousands of other government agencies not expressly stated in our Constitution nor granted the power to Congress to create. Of course that will NEVER happen from a major party so the Libertarians will continue to come up short again and again and again and will will continue to have what we have today - the lesser of two evils in office.

      Remember, I voted against Kerry and against the Democrats, not necessarily for Bush.
    15. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Are you too young to remember Ed Meese? This is exactly the same, uh, shit that went down 20 years ago. Coincidentally, it's many of the same people running the country as 20 years ago...

    16. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      I want to thank both you and the parent posters...for outing yourselves.

      RINOs, both of you. Republican In Name Only.

      It's pathetic how you're prostituting yourselves to the Slashdot moonbat crowd for mod points.

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    17. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by xigxag · · Score: 1

      What's the real reason for getting the FBI involved?

      It's very simple. The Republicans' most hardcore constituency is the Religious Far Right (RFR). Bush is quite willing to throw them a juicy bone like this because, as you said, the audience who is strongly in favor of "deviant" porn is very small, so it costs him very few negative votes and cements his undying support among the "Born Again" crowd. He could quite literally drop a nuclear bomb on San Francisco and the RFR would support him because he is one of them, doing the Lord's work.

      And that last point is one not to be overlooked. From all credible reports, he is apparently a true believer himself. He's going after porn because he really hates porn.

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    18. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by killjoe · · Score: 0, Troll

      The republitards played you like a violin then didn't they. THe govt shrank under clinton/gore you know. You did know that right? Oh and it grew under reagan too. The deficit shrank under carter and clinton and grew under republican presidents. You did know that right?

      You got duped because you believed platitudes and lies. The republitards told you that they were for a smaller govt and fiscal responsibility even though no republican president in recent history has ever sharnk the govt or reduced the deficit.

      You are an excellent example of the saying "libertarians are republicans who are too ashamed to admit it".

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    19. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by k31bang · · Score: 1

      "Next time I'm going to "throw away my vote" and vote for the Libertarian candidate."

      Thank you. If enough people "threw" their votes away, the act would not be meaningless anymore.

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    20. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Alsee · · Score: 1

      BTW could we find Bil Ladin faster if his nude pics were on the web somewhere?

      <Sarcasm> Oh great, </Sarcasm>
      the next Goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty pic.

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    21. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Raven_Stark · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Republican party has been replaced with another party going by the same name.

      I suspect these people or similar are responsible for the growth of the Christian Right:

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/reconstr.htm
      http://www.publiceye.org/magazine/v08n1/chrisre1.h tml
      http://www.mainstreambaptists.org/dominionism.htm

      Their goals aren't much different than the Taliban's--establishment of a religious government, death to all non-believers etc. I'm open to the thought that they are more common than it at first seems and are the driving force behind the Christian Right, especially since most every diehard Christian I currently know espouses much of their philosophy. If you have the stomach to watch The 700 Club or Jerry Falwell (Often on Fox News), it sure seems they are heavily influenced. Google for more.

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    22. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      What happened to freedom?
      People vote against it.
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    23. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wan't meaningful change in this country? Then put up a candidate from either party who campaigns on SMALL government, CUT entitlements, CUT welfare, CUT the Department of Education, Energy, etc., etc., etc. and all the thousands of other government agencies not expressly stated in our Constitution nor granted the power to Congress to create. Of course that will NEVER happen from a major party so the Libertarians will continue to come up short again and again and again and will will continue to have what we have today - the lesser of two evils in office.

      Remember, I voted against Kerry and against the Democrats, not necessarily for Bush.


      Well, first of all, the Republicans are the champions of large government with big expenditures (just run a little correlation of our national deficit over the last two or three decades - down is bad), they just don't think any rich people should pay for any of it, and don't think any poor people should get the benefits of any of the expenditures.

      If we cut the department of education, then we lose our economic edge and our precious way of life will collapse into third world status while the rest of the world passes us by in our uneducated ignorance.

      If we cut the department of energy, then we lose our entire nuclear defense program, all of our nuclear reactor research, and a huge amount of active research which has been fueling our economic and technological edge. (That's both industrial and military technology brought to us through the DOE.)

      And if you cut every program designed to get people back on their feet and working again, then you end up with a strong class divide which bottoms out the middle class, raises the Gini coefficient, and weakens the overall economy. Turn on your television set. We already have a serious problem with income disparity, and widening the divide will only weaken the economy further.

      So if I get you right, you want to turn the country into an uneducated mass of poor people with no technology and a third world economy. Well thought out plan there.

    24. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by taisau · · Score: 1

      As the effective party head, Bush has a lot more say in what defines "Republican" and "conservative" than you do. I'd say you no longer fit with the republican agenda. Please come to terms with this, call yourself liberal if you want to, just not republican, and vote accordingly.

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    25. Re:Republican here, Bush SUCKS by mink · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is the most sexually deviant people I know/have ever met are all right wing religious types. I'm serious.

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  29. Fantastic! by Helpadingoatemybaby · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I am so happy to see that the government is cracking down on the real threats to this nation! Far too long we have put up with pornographers and their damaging effects which could even possibly culminate in losses of life! I can't imagine anything more threatening to this nation than a 17 year old boy wanking violently in his room while looking at deviant nakedness, except possibly naughty words on television, which causes wanking, which causes taking the Lord's name in vain ("Oh god!"). This is a cycle dammit!

    If we don't stand up together and fight against this very real threat to the impurity of our nations willies the terrorists will have won! You don't see them wanking off in their spare time! No! They are taking up hobbies, such as flying!

    Everybody, I want you to stand up with me now, yes, even those with your spigots in your palms, stand up right now and put your hand on your heart. Now join me in a small prayer to save this nation from all its threats, one of the top of which is hurricane, war causing, terrorism supporting out of control yogurt squeezing. Let us begin:

    Oh God!

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    1. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about pictures of the 17 year old boy wanking violently?

    2. Re:Fantastic! by Knight2K · · Score: 1

      Right on, comrade!

      Everyone knows that pornography is just a tool to deprive us of our precious bodily fluids!

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    3. Re:Fantastic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It hit me as strange that the parent's post, which was cleary attempting to be funny, was modded insightful. 'Tis a sad world when our most ridiculous ironies become the underlying truth.

      I don't suppose there's a "-1, Depressing"...?

  30. After all by Borf · · Score: 1

    Porn is a sanctified act between a man and a woman.

    Or somesuch I'm sure...

  31. Contradictory. by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If content or expression is well within accepted community standards or it has intrinsic value...

    According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

    In Kansas maybe this two staements would jive, but take a walk through Folsom Street fair in SF and tell me "sadistic and masochistic behavior" between consenting adults isn't within community standards.

    I thought foolishly that this shit would stop when Ashcroft left office. I guess not.

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    1. Re:Contradictory. by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point. And if "community standards" are going to be the dividing line ... get your damn straights out of our sight!! ;)

      The current political ideal seems to be modeled on that old Soviet jape, "All things not compulsory are forbidden."

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    2. Re:Contradictory. by PasteEater · · Score: 1

      And the Folsom Street Fair, as well as the Love Parade, are this weekend in SF.

      I've gotta work, but I've been told that the Folsom Street Fair is something I've gotta see (I just moved to SF). A friend told me that last year a guy walked around wearing a urinal costume, and encouraged people to pee on him.

      To each his own, or at least that's how it used to be.

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    3. Re:Contradictory. by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Ashcroft was just a cog in a wheel. There's a much larger agenda being guided by a cabal of sorts, within the whitehouse. Dismantling that might yield some relief from this nonsense. But that won't happen for at least another three years.

    4. Re:Contradictory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which community is it considered ok to cock gag a girl to the point where the blood vessels in her eye rupture? Tired of hearing about 'our rights' being trampled on. You have to draw the line somewhere and I can think of a number of genres of porn that have defintely gone beyond pushing the limits of decency. Decency defined as acceptable behavior to those not committing sexual felonies on a regular basis.

    5. Re:Contradictory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem there is aggravated assault, not pornography. If you damaged someone's eyes, why should anyone care whether or not the weapon happened to be a sex organ?

    6. Re:Contradictory. by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but... was there a waiver?

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    7. Re:Contradictory. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Links?

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  32. Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by dada21 · · Score: 1

    This should be enforced by the individual States, who can decide how far they want to go, based on their constituents' beliefs.

    1. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by Unordained · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And why should States have any such right?

      Laws against porn, drugs, sodomy, homosexual marriage, slavery, censorship, etc. are no more 'right' at the local level than at the national level. People go on and on about how the federal government has no right to declare laws across the whole nation that they, as residents of a particular state, disagree with. Yet those same people are just as happy to turn around and declare such laws across the whole state? Whole county? Whole city?

      The size of the community shouldn't be the deciding factor as to which laws do and don't make sense. Either we're trying to get along, or we're not. Enacting these laws is creating an artificial dilema:
      a) we can decide to conform, even though we weren't harming anyone, just because our neighbors are stupid;
      b) we can rebel, which never goes well, always seems to cause casualties, and then we -will- have harmed someone.

      Is asking for a fight really worth it?

    2. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

      As interstate commerce, they do have the power to regulate porn. Porn is a commercial product, and as such can be regulated, subsidised (hahaha), inspected (again, hahah), etc. However, porn is also free speech, so they cannot regulate the final product, only its production. They might very well require porn made in the US to require condoms, or regular AIDs and other STD testing among porn actors (I believe this is already done by the industry...?) But this FBI thing is a joke. At least, I thought it was until I saw they were actually serious.

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    3. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by dada21 · · Score: 1

      The AnCap side of me agrees that regulations at any level is ridiculous. But I'm no Utopian.. The federalist paleolib side of me realizes total freedom is going to take social evolution. The Constitution allots this regulation to the States and the People. I can only hope that states differ in all regulations based on what the people expect.

    4. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by dada21 · · Score: 1

      The Interstate Commerce Clause has been grossly abused:

      http://www.lewrockwell.com/gregory/gregory40.html

      http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig4/powell-jim3.html

      The federal government was only meant to put checks on the States to make sure they didn't prevent interstate commerce by imposing tariffs or embargos on each other. Bad FDR, Taft, and Lincoln.

    5. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by stinerman · · Score: 1

      The Interstate Commerce Clause has been grossly abused

      So has posting links to lewrockwell.com

      Your ideas are a refreshing change from the random /. noise, but if you want me to take you seriously, you'll need to find at least one more site to quote in your posts.

    6. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by dada21 · · Score: 1

      I know. The LRC has "taken in" most of my favorite writers, bloggers and Op-Editors. Few of these folk share the same ideas, but the site is now the main container of AnCap/Austrian/Paleolib writings.

      That makes it difficult to provide other sites. I'm working on it -- Wiki has become a good source, but I've found a few others.

      I write solely from my PDA, making it very difficult to access many sources, too. It's also hard just to link, but if I don't I have to type more than possible from the on screen keyboard :)

      Thanks for the comment. I'm not here to sway opinion or convince anyone that I'm "right," just trying to offer more non-noise.

    7. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "And why should States have any such right?"

      He never said "right."

      Speaking as someone who's been accused of being a right-wing nutcase, it's not that states should be able to ban things the feds aren't allowed to touched, but that laws that have the potential to do the most harm should be enacted and enforced in as small and compact a community as possible.
      In small nations the scrutiny of society penetrates into every part, and the spirit of improvement enters into the most trifling details; as the ambition of the people is necessarily checked by its weakness, all the efforts and resources of the citizens are turned to the internal benefit of the community, and are not likely to evaporate in the fleeting breath of glory. The desires of every individual are limited, because extraordinary faculties are rarely to be met with. The gifts of an equal fortune render the various conditions of life uniform; and the manners of the inhabitants are orderly and simple. Thus, if we estimate the gradations of popular morality and enlightenment, we shall generally find that in small nations there are more persons in easy circumstances, a more numerous population, and a more tranquil state of society than in great empires.

      When tyranny is established in the bosom of a small nation, it is more galling than elsewhere, because, as it acts within a narrow circle, every point of that circle is subject to its direct influence. It supplies the place of those great designs which it cannot entertain, by a violent or an exasperating interference in a multitude of minute details; and it leaves the political world to which it properly belongs, to meddle with the arrangements of domestic life. Tastes as well as actions are to be regulated at its pleasure; and the families of the
      citizens as well as the affairs of the state are to be governed by its decisions. This invasion of rights occurs, however, but seldom, and freedom is in truth the natural state of small communities. The temptations which the government offers to ambition are too weak, and the resources of private individuals are too slender, for the sovereign power easily to fall within the grasp of a single citizen: and should such an event have occurred, the subjects of the state can without difficulty overthrow the tyrant and his oppression by a simultaneous effort.

      Small nations have therefore ever been the cradles of political liberty: and the fact that many of them have lost their immunities by extending their dominion, shows that the freedom they enjoyed was more a consequence of their inferior size than of the character of the people.


      --Alexis de Tocqueville
      It isn't that bad laws are "more right" in smaller communities, it is that they're more easily corrected. Federal laws, by their nature, not only have the potential to do wrong but also the potential for the harm to go unnoticed by the masses. One of the main reason we have a federal framework that allows state autonomy is to avoid such travesties.

      If segregation were a national policy instead of a state policy, if there was no moral high ground in the United States to march on Selma from, do you think it would have ended? Before answering, consider that South Africa is both smaller than us and has a black majority, and yet the national policy of Apartheid lasted until the 1990's.
    8. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by VacaBoi · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the issue here. Congress is not empowered to regulate pornography because the Constitution specifically enumerates Congress' power. States have constitutions as well. Cities and counties have charters. If state constitutions are open-ended, then, yes, we could see a state (let's call it Utah) implement a theocratic government.

          But, then again, our courts have undermined the Constitution to the point were such concepts as "limited powers" are completely foreign to most people. E.g. the Department of Education, the ATF, etc. are all completely extra-Constitutional. And yet, the courts look the other way rather than rock the boat.

    9. Re:Congress is not empowered to regulate porn by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      Welcome to the postbellum USA.
      "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States(.)"
      Utah cannot establish a theocracy because the Utah legislature is prevented from "respecting an establishment of religion" by the Fourteenth Amendment. This is why there's the whole debacle concerning the display of the Ten Commandments on state courthouse grounds.

      Except those restrictions, a state government can be whatever the people want. So long as it maintained its republicanism, a state could set up a communist government if it wanted to, a facist government, or anything in between, so long as it didn't do things like mandate atheism (establishment of religion) or ban political parties (right of the people peacably to assemble).

      Totalitarianism is allowed, just not that particular flavor.
  33. violent porn by Barbarian · · Score: 1

    I think they're talking more about porn where violence, rape, coercion is depicted, even if fictional. I'm all for cracking down on suck things.

    1. Re:violent porn by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      I think we need to make a distinction from it being a acted or a real activity. If it depicts a real rape, it needs to be censored for protection of the person raped. If it's an acted rape, then there is consent involved in every bit of the process. Now I may not support or enjoy those types of porn, but honestly why restrict access to them? Can't adults deal with the implications and know that they shouldn't and cannot actually rape? The crackdown on porn is due to Americans being too afraid to say they use it. I'm sorry but Max Hardcore and the like don't become multi-millionaires by only sex offenders watching him. The industry is a multi-billion dollar industry because surprise! more than a few people like and watch porn. If the FBI is going to put highly trained agents on these issues, then I think we need get rid of the FBI Director and AG and find someone with a bit of common sense.

    2. Re:violent porn by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      oh god no! Fine, crack down on the rape and violence, but NOT the suck things!!!!

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    3. Re:violent porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I kind of enjoy cracking the whip on her ass while she's sucking.

    4. Re:violent porn by rabel · · Score: 1

      Yeah! It's about time we got all the crummy stuff off *everyone's* tv's! Did you also hear about that one book that uses the "N" word? It's about some boy who actually travels down a river alone with a black slave! I also heard about some really disgusting, vile, pornography from some guy named "Chaucer" or whatever he's going by these days.

      Besides, we don't care if it's fantasy or not! Ban everything offensive! Boo bad things! Go away! Lalalalalalalala! We can't hear you offensive stuff!

      Hey, while we're at it, be sure to ban any photos of our dead fighting men and women as they are returned with honor from overseas combat. That's offensive! The families could be offended, darnit! No photos of dead people in New Orleans! Someone could be offended! No depictions of rape on TV! Someone could be offended!

      Heeeeey, what about depictions of rape on television? That's offensive! I think we should be cracking down on all of it. And I want the Republican's in charge and their friends at the Family Research Council to be the ones who decide what is offensive and what isn't. All Teletubbies, all the time. Oh, wait! They're offensive too! BOOO!

    5. Re:violent porn by cpu_fusion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think they're talking more about porn where violence, rape, coercion is depicted, even if fictional. I'm all for cracking down on suck things.

      I'm not against a restriction on such things as well, but let's be consistent here: let's ban real and fictional footage of violence too, right?

      I shouldn't have to see pictures of terrorist attacks on my television, nor depictions of murder on my crime dramas, nor violence in movies. All those things are fictional or real depictions of crime, they are being SOLD to me, or offered for free to sell advertising.

      Really, America -- WAKE UP. If you want to protect the children, TRY TO BE CONSISTENT. Kids are great bullshit detectors, and when they see tobacco and alchohol being glorified, they tend to disbelieve warnings about things like cocaine. Similary, when they can turn on the TV and see a pretty vivid portrail of a violent crime on NETWORK TV, they will see it as hypocritical for someone to say they can't see some other footage or depiction; especially if they believe "it isn't real."

      Let's not forget that it is the CREATION of pornography which is typically the true crime. Go after the people making and selling the turly awful crap. Once you cross over the line into chasing down people who have seen something, who did not create it, you run the risk, as another poster above put it, of SELECTIVE ENFORCEMENT. "Let's humiliate this guy over here." "Let's humiliate her, she spoke out against us." GO AFTER THE SOURCES.

      In China, DVDs of the 9/11 tragedy were sold FOR ENTERTAINMENT. There are people in this country that get off over videos depicting real deaths. ("Faces of death.")

      We need to draw the line here clearly, be consistent, and above all, send a CLEAR and CONSISTENT message about WHAT IS and WHAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, and just as important -- WHY.

    6. Re:violent porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a slippery slope. Either our leaders will end up banning everything, or nothing. Selective enforcement ultimately gets us nowhere. Personally I'd prefer nothing being banned, but there are plenty of people who would prefer to live life with their eyes taped shut.

    7. Re:violent porn by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      I think as long as we are going to surrender our freedom of speech we might as well crack down on dumbasses that have "mod parent up" links in their signatures in order to try to trick moderators to mod them up. These people should receive additional punishment if the "mod parent link" leads to an apple website as it is well known that apple promotes homosexuality and other deviant community destroying behaviour.

    8. Re:violent porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Really, America -- WAKE UP. If you want to protect the children, TRY TO BE CONSISTENT. Kids are great bullshit detectors, and when they see tobacco and alchohol being glorified, they tend to disbelieve warnings about things like cocaine. Similary, when they can turn on the TV and see a pretty vivid portrail of a violent crime on NETWORK TV, they will see it as hypocritical for someone to say they can't see some other footage or depiction; especially if they believe "it isn't real."

      Part of the problem is that our culture is so saturated with bullshit now that kids are growing up thinking its normal, and are learning to spew their own bullshit.

    9. Re:violent porn by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      The trick in the sig. is a moderator intelligence test.

    10. Re:violent porn by mink · · Score: 1

      You really need to add a (#457356) string or random numbers to the end of it.

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  34. So much for drugs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad their not going after drugs, considering they are actually harmful to your body.

  35. Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess this means the war on terror is over, we've caught Osama bin Forgotten, and we are 100% disaster proof at this point. Hey, these jerkoffs keep telling me to look at the good side of things. I'm just doing that...

    Oh, does this mean we get to search the computers of all these sexually repressed people? In Virginia, sex outside of marriage, not in dark, not vaginal, or not in the missionary position is considered deviant. That makes almost all porn "deviant."

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    1. Re:Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh, it is also worth noting that in many states, sex toys and masturbation are considered devient. I know sex toys are banned Alabama; and, yes, this law is enforced. And in Texas, women have been arrested for it dispite there being no law specifically banning them. I don't know about other states.

      So, there is a good chance in some states that that pic or video with that hot chick and her vibrator can be considered "deviant." I wonder how many of these people realize that taking pleasure in denying sexual satisfaction is a fetish in itself, related to sadism.

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    2. Re:Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by ChePibe · · Score: 1
      "I guess this means the war on terror is over, we've caught Osama bin Forgotten, and we are 100% disaster proof at this point."

      Yes, because after all, the article states that the eight (count 'em, 8 - including support and supervisory staff) FBI employees involved are all Arabic translators, from counter-terrorism reaction units, and the FBI is of course the organization tasked to hunt for Bin Laden in Pakistan. Please.

      Of more interest to me is that a google news search as of 7:24 EST September 24th does not show any similar stories. I'm not saying the story is false, but I'm going to take it with a grain of salt until other evidence is posted.

    3. Re:Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying you are full of shit, but a google news search does. Here is another one.

      Hell, here's an article for you since you don't know basic search engine techniques.

      This very topic is the very reason I was so pissed at Clinton and Gore those many years ago; and why I thought I could never vote Democrat. Notice the past tense.

      Oh, in a time of war and extreme deficits, as well as 2 major disasters ongoing within the US. It's nice to know we have the spare resources to hunt down and frog march pornographers. Hell, don't take my word for it. From the article:

      "I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one FBI agent, speaking on condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

      Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

      A few of the printable samples:

      "Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."

      "I already gave at home."

      "Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."
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    4. Re:Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 1

      Do you have a cite for any of the Virginia laws? A lawyer practicing in VA bet me I couldn't find these laws actually on the books in the Virginia State code. If they aren't on the books, then this is a snopes-worthy urban legend. Anyway, if you have a citation, or know where to find it, I would be indebted.

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    5. Re:Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Oops, looks like it was struck down by the VASC this year in January. Here's a Findlaw article.

      This Google search helps.

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    6. Re:Hey, Aren't You All Happy? by ChePibe · · Score: 1

      The article specifically mentioned "deviant" pornography, so that's what I looked for to narrow the search. As you can tell from your search, there are a lot of child porn articles that I wasn't in the mood to search through, so I looked up "deviant", the term that made this unique in the Slashdot article. I'll accept the fact that it's occurred, no problem. From your search: Of course, it is pure malarkey for FBI agents to complain that policing porn takes valuable resources from the war on terrorism. In the FBI context, every agent who polices public corruption or civil-rights violation is an agent not working on terrorism. In a broader governmental context, the same could be said of welfare, health care and federal aid to the Katrina victims, to take some random examples. Every dollar spent by the federal government on causes other than terrorism takes a dollar away from fighting terrorism. Before we discuss cutting police power with regard to pornography, perhaps we should re-evaluate dedicating millions of federal dollars to building new bridges named after Robert Byrd. http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ ID=46455 I'd tend to agree. Agree or disagree with the actions of the FBI, to treat it all as some zero sum game where absolutely all other actions the FBI takes somehow prevent us from fighting terrorism is ridiculous. It would also appear that I was wrong in my statement that the total number of personnel involved would be eight including support and supervisory staff. It's actually eight PLUS supervisory and support staff. My mistake.

  36. Simple. by MacGabhain · · Score: 1

    It's whatever Gonzalez and Mueller don't happen to get off on. So pretty much anything other than gay bondage porn is being targetted.

  37. What's illegal? by bcmm · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    So what constitutes criminal obscenity, and how does that relate to our first amendment rights? Under current American law, the Miller test is the means by which the courts determine if content is obscene and consequently not eligible for first amendment protection. The Miller test evaluates the literary, artistic, political, and scientific value of content as well as contemporary community standards.
    Is it OK for the law to be that subjective? Which community? You can probably legally sign up for cable channels and magazines which are obscene to some American communities.
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  38. Ok ok ok.... by caffiend666 · · Score: 1

    How long until the FBI's porn collection rivals the vaticans? How long until the CIA is complaining the FBI doesn't share 'information'? People who think smut has no place in culture have never discovered the joy of stick figure drawings and finger puppets! So, can we now play spot the spook at hentai fest every year? All they really have to do is bring back Janet Reno and start putting ads in huslter saying "She's watching you!" Don't even have to be pornographic....

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    1. Re:Ok ok ok.... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      People who think smut has no place in culture have never discovered the joy of stick figure drawings and finger puppets!

      I'd never made the connection. I suppose it explains those odd rubber finger puppets with no eyes and the nose in the wrong place you can get from dispensing machines in night clubs...

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  39. What the hell is this? by chriswaclawik · · Score: 1

    Why weren't any samples provided for us?

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  40. To be more or less specific of what they want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

    So much for triumph over the Communications Decency Act. Sigh... http://www.epic.org/free_speech/CDA/

  41. deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I saw the words "deviant porn", these comes to mind

    1. giant tentacle monster raping 7 year old girls
    2. 5+ men raping bubukka-ing little preschool girl
    3. fluid ejection that equals to the $200+ watergun in my backyard

    Oh, you mean it's not anime? Geez man, I don't know. Hanime looks pretty deviant to me if you are not interested in tentacle monster....

    1. Re:deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those are just the first three files in your porn folder!

      /rimshot/ducking/whatever is approprite here

    2. Re:deviant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about the shitting dicknipples?!

  42. The place of government by H_Fisher · · Score: 1
    What kind of ridiculousness is this?

    It is NOT the place of the FBI to investigate such things. Even if you happen to believe that adult-focused pornography of any type is "wrong" - even if you don't happen to agree that pornography should be viewed as "free speech" - this is not a matter for the Federal government to legislate or investigate. States and municipalities, not the Federal government, ought to be the ones entrusted with such decisions IF they are to be made at all.

    Next election, please help vote these Patriot Act-slinging, big-government loving pols out of power. We need less of them.

  43. History repeats by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1

    In the sixties, there was another such push to make "deviant" sexual literature (sic) illegal -- notably the Tropic of Cancer and Lenny Bruce cases.

    There was one organization whose methods approached those spoken of in TFA -- and it was headed up by one Charles Keating, who proposed that his ethical standards were so high they should become law.

    Yes, the same Charles Keating convicted of felonies around the Lincoln Savings and Loan bailout/debacle.

    Beware those who want to control your lives.

  44. Literally "Female Body Inspectors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And maybe a few from the HBI*, too.

    * - Horse Body Inspector :-)

  45. More like what Democrats do to nativity scenes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or crosses, or copies of the 10 commandments that might get posted in government buildings.

    1. Re:More like what Democrats do to nativity scenes by Medgur · · Score: 1

      He wasn't being partisan. As an obvious example, Democrats voted heavily in favour of the Patriot act too.

      Why can't someone lament the failings of government without automatic assumptions of partisanship?

      And, frankly, if you want a Christian Government, instead of bitching about those trying to make clear the seperation of church and state, why not push for a core constitutional change that strictly proclaims your country the United States of Christian America? Stop bickering and pretending to compromise, push for what you /really/ want already!

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  47. Sooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vaginal cumshots are still legal then? We're all saved!

    1. Re:Sooo... by orangesquid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not in California, actually.
      Condoms are mandatory in all porn to cut down on STDs.

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    2. Re:Sooo... by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Produced or distributed within California?

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    3. Re:Sooo... by orangesquid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Produced. It was mandated after some HIV scares within the last year.
      See http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3644303.stm
      (Some idiot mod probably thinks I'm making some sort of dumb joke about the promiscuity of west-coasters, judging from my "troll" moderation. Oh well. It's just slashdot. *g*)

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    4. Re:Sooo... by dyrewolf · · Score: 1

      Condoms are not mandatory at all in porn in California. I should know, I'm a producer in Porn Valley, CA.

    5. Re:Sooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious. How does one break into the world of pr0n producer? (No, I'm not going to switch careers).

      Is it strictly being having the finances? Is film pr0n out of vogue with high end digital camcorders being available?

      Really, this has the makings of an Ask Slashdot question par none.

  48. Yeah but at least we got freedom right? by bazmail · · Score: 1

    sing it: "Land of the freeeeee, And the hooooome of theeeee braaaaaaave........."

  49. Really, it's a shame... by Xaroth · · Score: 1

    It's a crying shame they won't be able to find anyone to do that job. If only there were a large repository of internet-pornography viewing people somewhere that could be readily tapped...

  50. A Definition by mollymoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sexual Deviant: one so insecure and repressed about their own sexuality that they must impose their twisted views on others.

    What's more perverse: having a woman shit in your mouth or dedicating your life to seeking out women shitting in mens' mouths (something you would could never come across by accident) just so you can tell them not to do it?

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    1. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it they impose their view on you? They don't, so don't watch it you fucking whinority.

    2. Re:A Definition by tjic · · Score: 0
      What's more perverse: having a woman shit in your mouth or dedicating your life to seeking out women shitting in mens' mouths (something you would could never come across by accident) just so you can tell them not to do it?

      Neither one is my idea of fun, but if I *HAD* to choose, it would be the one that didn't leave me with a mouthful of shit.

    3. Re:A Definition by slavemowgli · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The FBI (as part of the federal government) planning to crack down on "indecent" porn sure sounds like imposing their view on society in general to me.

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    4. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whinority"! Brilliant! This is yet another shining example of how after less than a decade in power, the Republicans are losing what little grasp of control they had.

      Why don't you go back to your circle-jerk party and whine about Bush's pathetically low approval rating. "Whinority" indeed.

      And of course, all of this ignores the fact that the FBI will be pressing criminal charges against people they view to be "deviant" and if that's not imposing their view, I want an explanation of what is.

    5. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...dedicating your life to seeking out women shitting in mens' mouths (something you would could never come across by accident)...

      what about tubgirl? or the goatse.cx guy?

    6. Re:A Definition by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      You forget that people participating in this usually have their personalities and mental health destroyed so they can participate in this shit.

      This is just like some pedophile telling: "Look! He's smiling, he's enjoying it! It's not that bad after all". I could bet my life that the women or men doing this kind of porn have been previously tortured either physically or mentally (something that, of course, is _NOT_ shown in the videos).
      Producers of this crap should be sent to jail.

    7. Re:A Definition by mollymoo · · Score: 1
      You forget that people participating in this usually have their personalities and mental health destroyed so they can participate in this shit.

      I'd like to see the evidence you have to make the assertion that "people participating in this usually have their personalities and mental health destroyed so they can participate". And I mean evidence. Not single examples (which I'm sure exist), not amateur psychology, not your preconceptions about what rational people will and will not do, but evidence that it's usual.

      This is just like some pedophile telling: "Look! He's smiling, he's enjoying it! It's not that bad after all".

      Children can never give their consent to take part in pornography, consent is not theirs to give while they are still children. Adults on the other hand both can and do. Are all the people who go to S&M clubs forced into it too? Like it or not, people enjoy doing weird stuff. Stuff involving pain, excrement and people they aren't married to. Let them get on with it. If it freaks you out that's your problem.

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    8. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry...but the way you say that totally
      turns me on. Mabye I'm a closet republican...but I could totally see hunting down women who shit in mens mouths and jacking off while telling them not to.

      Then again, mabye this is a clear sign that I need to get laid.

    9. Re:A Definition by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Well said, thank you.

      Working in the porn business leaves one open to exploitation.

      So does working for Wal-Mart.

    10. Re:A Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (something you would could never come across by accident)

      Sir I can clearly see that you're not familiar with the GNAA.

  51. Well ain't that fan-fucking-tastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our government decides to surf porn to crack down and they get to use a Pete Townsend "we were doing research and investigtation on these websites!" argument.

    Ain't that swell!?

  52. The internet... by sourcery · · Score: 1

    ...where men are men, women are men, and little girls and boys are FBI agents.

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  53. WAR ON KLEENEX by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1
    It has become obvious that the real enemy in this battle isnt the preveors of the porno, but in stead, the vendors of kleenex and other tissue-like products, without their aid and help, this could not happen, any friend of the porn is our enemy -- therefor today I declair a War On Kleenex - as phase one, the entire whitehouse staff, as well as the staffs of both houses have been issued pocket hankercheifs, I recomend this approche to all americans if we are to win this war!

    --GWB--

    1. Re:WAR ON KLEENEX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming up next: The Great War on Handlotion.

  54. http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/ by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


    does this count as deviant ?

    [WARNING, not for the faint of stomach]

    more fun to be had at at http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/

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    1. Re:http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/ by bazmail · · Score: 1

      Nice cooter

  55. Pat Robertson! by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for a "V-Chip" that will allow me to block anything with Pat Robertson. That is the kind of deviant obscenity I want to protect my children from!

    (No smiley, 'cause I ain't jokin'!)

  56. consenting adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...it targets Internet pornography featuring consenting adults.
    Freedom goodbye, snif...
  57. BDSM Illegal Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Miller test evaluates the literary, artistic, political, and scientific value of content as well as contemporary community standards. If content or expression is well within accepted community standards or it has intrinsic value, it does not constitute criminal obscenity. According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." (Emphasis mine)

    To the government, does this mean that 'masochist behaviour' is somehow illegal? I'm a masochist - middle-of-the-road extreme, yes, but still a masochist. I like that stuff. It gets me off. and (cluestick!) it doesn't hurt anyone who doesn't want to get hurt. I can see the point of cracking down on rape porn, child porn and other things where non-consenting people get hurt, but please, cracking down on BDSM? This takes things too far.

    Precisely what are the government looking to achieve? Are they really trying to dictate to me that the only thing that I should enjoy sexually is straight-up missionary-position boringness, with the lights off and my eyes squeezed shut? This messing with what I can and can't enjoy in the privacy of my own home with other consenting adults is getting too much to bear - I'm fine with them fining people or shutting people down for not warning people what they're getting into with some sort of entrance page, or for not informing people that all acts carried out within the content on a given page are performed by consenting adults, but criminal charges? That's rediculous - what would be wrong with a simple disclaimer at the top of every page featuring 'deviant' content saying something like...
    DISCLAIMER: All acts portrayed in the media content below are performed by consenting individuals over the age of 18 at time of filming. These acts should not be performed unless you know what you are doing, and should not be performed alone.
    That ought to be the limit of the content distributor's liability - that way if little Johnny hangs himself trying sexual axphyxiation, he was at least *told* not to - if that sort of warning can keep shows like Jackass on the air while teaching kids how to set themselves on fire or jump into raw sewage - stuff which kids are likely to see as cool and try - then it ought to be enough to keep content on the net (or on the shelves of dedicated shops, etc) of stuff which, as well as being less likely to be seen as 'cool' like something like Jackass by little Johnny, is also probably no more dangerous.

    As for the others - bestiality, yes, this is wrong and should be banned - animals can't consent, obviously. I've no qualms with them banning this, as I'm not a fan of animal cruelty in any form... as for urination and defacation, we're back to the 'consenting adults' thing - who am I (or anyone else) to tell people that want to piss on each other for sexual pleasure that they can't do it, or go looking for it? I'm sorry to keep picking on Jackass, but again, if they can get away with jumping into sewage, sitting in moving portaloos filled with excrement and tipping piss all over themselves, all with just a 5-second disclaimer, why can't 'deviant pornography' that does pretty much the same things get away with it too? Where is the line? This entire exercise is an utterly rediculous attempt at thought-policing.

    (Posted as Anonymous Coward to protect the guilty)
    1. Re:BDSM Illegal Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who is also a fan of BDSM, I say that unless they make themselves clearer about what they mean by "sadism and masochism". That's the only thing listed there I don't consider deviant. It is absolutely ridiculous, ignorant, and frightening that they even *PUT* that there.

      Some please mod the parent up, these are excellent points.

    2. Re:BDSM Illegal Now? by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      I'll probably get flamed for this and have all my karma trashed, but:

      animals can't consent, obviously.

      Is pattently wrong. Animals are perfectly capable of consenting to sexual interaction with humans. The dog humping your leg is the most obvious example of this. And if you've been near a horny mare it can be a pretty damned scary thing when they want anything at all stuck into them, they don't care whether it's another horse, a conveniently shaped knot on a tree, or a human fist. This doesn't change the fact that bestiality is all kinds of wrong, just know that animals like sex too, and even they can understand "any port in a storm".

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    3. Re:BDSM Illegal Now? by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      Not to defend bestiality, but you can't honestly think it's rape every time a female dog gets mated, can you? Whether the animal doing the mating is another dog or a human isn't *entirely* relevant.

      p

    4. Re:BDSM Illegal Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the others - bestiality, yes, this is wrong and should be banned - animals can't consent, obviously.
      But they do consent to being Sunday dinner, yes? And shoes, and sofas, and coats? And to living in horrible crowded uncomfortable pens just to feed our fat asses? Oh, wait, I guess they don't consent to that either. It's just kind of a stupid argument. It's okay to exploit animals without their consent for some things, but not for things you don't personally value.

  58. F3ar teh s0up by modecx · · Score: 1

    "They eat soup just like the Nazi's did!"

    In all fairness, have you ever tasted NAZI soup? I can't say I have, I'm not afraid to say! For all we know, it very well could've been what made those crackers get all uppity. Maybe they were jealous of the jew's good taste in soup?! The world will never know! I know I'll never again take soup in vain, this I can tell you!

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    1. Re:F3ar teh s0up by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has been documented that soup nazis make excellent soup. I know it because I saw it on television.

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  59. Re:Nooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod pARENT up,
      is funni, no?

  60. Sounds reasonable to me by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1, Informative

    There have been obscenity prosecutions for decades. In the South, local police have always played a cat and mouse game with local porn video stores, taking them to court when they sell material that violates local community standards. Most Americans believe this is a legitimate function of local government. The Internet has made it increasingly difficult, probably impossible, for local law enforcement to keep pornography in their local communities under control. The FBI seems like the appropriate law enforcement agency for dealing with this new problem. They will easily find material that will fail the Miller test, and they'll easily get convictions.

    The move away from local community standards and toward national standards is not a good thing. Most social conservatives would prefer that local standards had continued to be enforceable at the local level, so that we could protect our local communities even if all the other communities went crazy. But so long as we have moved into an age in which local standards are unenforceable, it is inevitable that the worst of the worst stuff out there is going to be prosecuted. This sounds like a reasonable way to do it. The new standards will be much more lenient than many local communities would prefer, but they will be better than nothing.

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    1. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would all be fine, if we would not pride use every fucking second with being the beacon of FREEDOM.

    2. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by sockonafish · · Score: 1

      The Constitution does not grant the federal government the power to enforce standards of decency, but the Supremacy Clause and various Supreme Court decisions guarantee that the protections offered by the first amendment may not be infringed upon by state and local governments.

      Miller and Roth are outdated and simply wrong, and I'm hoping that a truly conservative court will overturn them in the future. Titillating speech is no less speech because of its content. If the framers had intended to protect only non-obscene speech they would have written the First Amendment to reflect that intent.

    3. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      If the framers had intended to protect only non-obscene speech they would have written the First Amendment to reflect that intent.

      Give me a break! The framers lived in a society in which there were strict anti-obscenity laws. They intended the First Amendment to function within such a society. I don't mind if you argue that the founders were wrong and that they should have intended to include First Amendment privileges for obscenity (most of the people who read Slashdot will agree with you), but it's just absurd to claim that the founders intended obscenity to be unregulated. You are seriously trying to say that the founders intended the First Amendment to apply to obscene speech? As I said, give me a break.

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    4. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Aranth+Brainfire · · Score: 1

      "it's just absurd to claim that the founders intended obscenity to be unregulated"

      Well, they certainly didn't intend for it to stay regulated based on their own definitions forever. They realized laws have to change as society changes, so they didn't specifically write down "Thou shalt not be obscene", just tried to make a general statement where speech should be free. If the society of the time has standards that allow obscenity to be unregulated, then there will be enough of an argument that it's covered by their general statement. But if the society of the time has more restrictive standards, then it will be interpreted much as it was in their own society- not covering obscenity.

      Few people these days argue in support of the right to incite riots, although that certainly is a form of speech if you don't participate yourself. Who knows, perhaps in the future our society will change to allow that form of speech- perhaps not.

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    5. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Danse · · Score: 1

      But so long as we have moved into an age in which local standards are unenforceable, it is inevitable that the worst of the worst stuff out there is going to be prosecuted. This sounds like a reasonable way to do it. The new standards will be much more lenient than many local communities would prefer, but they will be better than nothing.

      How would they be better than nothing? If you don't want to look at internet porn, then don't look at it. I can understand going after kiddie porn producers. They're harming children and deserve to be punished. But other than that, I don't see why a porn producer in LA should be prosecuted for offering a masturbation video on his website because some evangelical group in Alabama is offended by it. What the hell are they going to the site for in the first place? If your town is so damn conservative, then put up a local firewall or something and do the rest of the world a favor by cutting yourselves off from it as much as possible. I wonder how they think they'll stop porn producers in other countries from making obscene stuff available. If they can't do that then the whole thing is a colossal waste of time and money.

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    6. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      I don't see why a porn producer in LA should be prosecuted for offering a masturbation video on his website because some evangelical group in Alabama is offended by it.

      I agree. That's why the only material that's going to get prosecuted is the stuff that will fail the Miller test in just about any jurisdiction, not just in Alabama. That's what I meant when I said that the new standards will be much more lenient than many local communities would prefer. We're talking now about material that would be ruled obscene in any community.

      I also agree that it's not clear how much of a dent the FBI can make in the supply of the very worst stuff. But they seem to do a pretty good job of keeping child porn on the outer fringes of the Internet. We can at least hope there will be a similar effect for the worst of the obscene material.

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    7. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Danse · · Score: 1

      That's why the only material that's going to get prosecuted is the stuff that will fail the Miller test in just about any jurisdiction, not just in Alabama.

      That seems like the real problem with the whole thing to me. Are they gonna take a poll of all jurisdictions on each case to determine what percentage feel it's obscene? Do they need a simple majority, or is there some specific percentage necessary to deem it to be generally offensive?

      But they seem to do a pretty good job of keeping child porn on the outer fringes of the Internet.

      I think you'll find a lot more support worldwide for locking up child pornographers than you will for anything else that the government wants to declare to be deviant. Yeah, you may not have much trouble in places where you have a fundamentalist regime or ultra-conservative government, but that will hardly make a dent since no sane pornographer would operate in countries like that. So again, I think this is a waste of time and money. If you don't want to see it, don't look at it.

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    8. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The framers lived in a society in which there were strict anti-obscenity laws. They intended the First Amendment to function within such a society.

      Congress never passed any such law, at least not while any of the Framers were alive. Go ahead, proove me wrong. You can't because no such act of congress existed.

      Censorship on the basis that you simply dislike it is the most fundamental violation. Inventing an "obscenity exception" to the First Amendment is to allow personal desire to censor something to override the Constitutional prohibition against exactly that censorship.

      Other supposed exceptions to the first amendment are generally not exceptions to the first amendment at all. They are almost always examples of someone commiting a genuine crime - a NON-SPEECH crime, while they happen to be using speech. It is not a crime to shout "FIRE"" in a movie theater. It *IS* criminal to attempt to deaths and injuries. It is NOT criminal for me to say "I'll give you $10,000 to kill my wife". In fact I have no wife. It *IS* criminal to attempt to cause the death of someone. Slander/libel is as well criminal to attempt to cause injury. In slander/libel cases the exact same words are NOT criminal if they are true or if there is no malictious intent to cause injury. Publishing the recipe for nitroglycerine is not crimainal unless I do so with the intent of causing a crime to occur (a genuine non-speech crime), or if I give that recipe to someone with the actual knowledge that they intend to use it to commit a crime (actual knowledge that I am aiding and abetting a specific person in the commission of a crime). Laws agains graphitti are not laws infringing teh right to speech, they are laws probiting the commission of a non-speech crime (vandalizing your property) while I just so happen to be speaking. Laws against fraud are not laws infringing the right to speech, they are laws against various forms of "theft" and fradulent contracts and the like. In every single example I listed that exact same speech and that exact same content would be perfectly legal if it occurred between actors following a script on a movie set. Even shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded movie theater - when that theater is in fact a movie set filled with actors - that shouting "FIRE!" is perfectly legal. The speech itself is not inherently criminal and the content of that speech is not inherently criminal.

      You really do not need to carve out "exemptions" in the right to free speech to prohibit actual crimes. It is perfectly acceptable to criminalize actual crimes, NON-SPEECH crimes, that just so happen to be commited simultaneoously with speech or through the use of speech.

      It is only the "obscenity exception" itself that needs to violate the First Amendment, on the "obscenity exception" that needs to inherently target the speech itself, needs to target the content of the speech itself, for censorship. It is only obscenity censorship that criminalizes people who are fully aware and willing communication partners. If I wish to receive "obscenity" and someone wishes to provide me with "obscenity", then it is just plan censorship to prohibit it. It is just plain saying that you dislike that speech as a basis for that censorship.

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    9. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Supremacy Clause [] that the protections offered by the first amendment may not be infringed upon by state and local governments

      Very interesting. I hadn't explicitly reviewed the Supremacy Clause before. Ironically the way I read it, it seems that the only clause of the Bill of Rights that would not be imposed on state and local governments would be the First Amendment. The First Amendment is the only one that explicitly restricts congress (and apparantly only congress). In fact the Constitutional Convention had explicitly considered, and explicitly rejected, a version of the First Amendment that would bind the states.

      As I understand it for the first hundred-odd years the courts considered the states were not bound by the Bill of Rights at all. I wonder if there were cases that had raised that Supremacy Clause issue, and if so how and why they had ruled to the contrary. Very very interesting.

      It was only with the passage of the 14th Amendment... and in fact a few decades after the 14th Amendment... that the courts first cited the section 1 of the 14th Amendment to establish the Incorporation Doctrine that the states were bound by the Bill of Rights.

      14th Amendment Section 1 reads:
      All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

      The Bill of Rights embodying "priviledges and immunities" that the states were then explicitly prohibited from violating.

      As for Miller and Roth, I absolutely agree with you. The court simply invented an exception to the First Amendment with absolutely no basis other than that they wanted to allow the censorship of things they simply disliked. The absolute hight of violating the First Amendment, censorship simply because they disliked the content.

      However I'm not so sure about your characterisation of a "conservative" court to overturn it. Tolerance of pornography is distinctly on the "liberal" side. As far as I've seen the "conservatives" are at least as guilty as anyone of interpreting the constitution they way they would like it to read, especially when religion or "morality" comes into the picture.

      I'm sorry, one of my pet peeves the way "conservative" judges are often themselves (or get caleld) "strict contructionists" and "originalists" when they try to to impose their personal and ... ah... creative interpretations ... onto the Constitution. For example it really irked me the way Rhenquist was either unbelieveably ignorant or intellectually dishonest in waging his personal war against Separation of Church and State. In particular when he dissmissed it as an invalid invention of Jefferson and he cited Madison as the best authority on the issue. I cannot beleive he was entirely ignorant of Madison's many writings on the subject, including "total separation of the church from the state", "perfect separation between the ecclesiastical and civil matters", "line of separation between the rights of religion and the civil authority [] entire abstinence of the government", and "practical distinction between Religion and Civil Government as essential to the purity of both, and as guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States". I cannot beleive he was ignorant of all of Madisons writings, so I can only conclude he was intellectually dishonest in citing Madison as an authority in his argument against Separation of Church and State.

      Both the left wing and right wing can be "creative" in their interpretation of the constitution. It just irritates me when conservatives try to claim a monopoly on staying true to the constitution,

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  61. what's next..... by wlvdc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... to crack down on those that produce and distribute deviant pornography

    i guess i depends on what what is understood to be abnormal and what not. where is the borderline - i guess they meant those producing violent porn?

    and what will happen to deviant talk, music, art, technology, science? frightening idea that an authority will define what is natural and normal and what is deviant.

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  62. Outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that this is an outrageous violation of constitutional free speech rights. I can understand the concerns of those who want to keep this sort of thing away from the eyes of children and those who do not want to view this material, but to prohibit this material entirely I believe is wrong. There is a principal here, in regard to freedom of speech, tha freedom of speech should be a right that is absolute, unrestricted. Information itself is harmless and in fact varied information is essential to being able to make well informed decisions, one of the most basic foundations of a free society.

    There are intelligent ways to handle the problem instead of trying to prohibit certian types of speech and tell people what they are allowed and arent allowed to look at, instead they could simply require that all websites that have this information, could carry a PICS label, which would allow the user to configure their webbrowser to block access to this material. This places the decision regarding whether or not to view this material in the hands of the individual, or the parents. The PICS configuration setting further more could be password protected on computers used by children. This preserves the freedom of speech of all but at the same time protects children and those who do not want to view this material. Seems like a reasonable compromise to me. But alas, it seems that freedom of speech is losing out quickly and what is left of it is quickly slipping away from us.

    1. Re:Outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should also be added that in the case of child pornography, which is wrong and certianly should be illegal, it is the act of exploiting the child that is particularly wrong and thus they should particularly in that case go after those who have commited that act, the source, the people who are producing that sort of thing.

      With other kinds of pornography, as long as it involves consenting adults, there is no serious injury being commited, I don't particularly see that there is an exploitative act there or how anyone is being seriously harming anyone else, especially with a PICS rating system that assures people the right they will not run into this material if they do not want to see it.

      As well, today we have children starving and dying of thirst, people being left on their rooftops, overpasses, and convention centres, in a flooded cities for days before anything is done about it, not even a food and water drops from helicopters to get them through until they can be rescued. We have these same politicians who slashed FEMA funding knowing that something like this was bound to happen and a delayed response after it did, and who seemed to hesitate to act to save lives in those critical moments after new orleans flooded where every passing second was critical to saving more lives. One would have thought that when they knew that a scenario was likely to occur such as this, and further more they had several days of advance notice before it happened, that they would have been ready to respond immediately with food and water drops until everyone could be rescued. Yet, there were people on rooftops, overpasses and the convention centre, for 4 days without food and water.

      And yet it seems there is little hesitation to try to go after consenting adults looking at pictures of other consenting adults engaged in "indecent" acts, which really is harming no one. What are our priorities, anyway?

  63. Land of the free.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whatever happened to Land of the free?

  64. Low standards... by slamb · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I wouldn't take any part of this article seriously. I quote:
    According to FBI headquarters, the war against smut is 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Gonazalez and FBI Director Robert Meuller. Although law enforcement agencies have always been aggressive when it comes to prosecuting exploitative child pornographers, this new initiative is unique in that it targets Internet pornography featuring consenting adults

    It's Attorney General Gonzalez and Director Robert Mueller .

    I thought this was just the submitter's mistake, but it is actually that way in the article. I shouldn't be surprised; Ars Technica should stick to their stupid overclocking articles.

    1. Re:Low standards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was just the submitter's mistake, but it is actually that way in the article. I shouldn't be surprised; Ars Technica should stick to their stupid overclocking articles.

      Well, what do you expect? They even spell "arse" wrong. ;)

  65. The only way they'll have a prayer by acceleriter · · Score: 1

    is to block Usenet at the border.

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    1. Re:The only way they'll have a prayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good. I'll block NNTP at my firewall, my borders, at my own discretion. And it'll be a courtesy to the rest of us for the U.S.A. to respect that notion.

      Oh. Wait. This is the U.S.A., where courtesy and respect have become privileges nowadays.

  66. Incredible... by YeEntrancemperium · · Score: 1

    The Christian resolve to make sex an evil act creates psychosexual tensions within the individual. Child molesting priests anyone?

  67. No one finds it ironic? by ring-eldest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it quite ironic that this organization, which had as it's most recognizable leader a fat, cross-dressing megalomaniac, is now seeking out and putting an end to deviance. Ironic and scary.

  68. Nice Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has it worked?

  69. concentration camps next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our government should concentrate on helping the hurricane victims and not waste our tax dollars on filling the pockets of Haliburton investors or paying FBI agents to hunt for "deviant" porn. If that trend continues our we will have concentration camps soon. Oops... I forgot... we have some already.

  70. "get all up in other people's grill" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Have some self-respect. You're not a nigger so don't act like one.

  71. Scary Thought by Jekler · · Score: 1

    It's a scary thing. I'm sure the things I like would be considered deviant to some people. I mean I'm against child porn like most people, but aside from that, I'm uncomfortable passing judgements on other people's preferences. If it's consensual adult activity, it's really none of my business what they're doing.

    Bunch of hypocrits. The same people issuing, signing, and executing orders and mandates are going to be into the same thing they're declaring must be destroyed. Some senator is sitting there struggling with being a conservative but also liking posterior sex, so he lashes out at all the people he feels are responsible for causing his conflicted feelings.

  72. Made me chuckle :-) by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Despite a growing deficit and considerable budget concerns, the federal government will soon be paying FBI agents to surf the web in search of questionable content, a job that many Arsians would gladly do for free.

    lol

    If you're posting a porn related article on Ars Technica, for christ sake don't nickname your community "arsians". :-D Yes, our arsians and pussians would gladly check the porn sites!

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  73. scarily close to the truth... by Phil+Urich · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, any kind of sex that isn't for procreation, I guess. Which would probably mean that all sex, sexual acts and sexual content intended to entertain rather than procreate is deviant and, thus, illegal in this new christian government.
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    So it's only illegal if you pull out?
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    Wrong kindof thinking here. It's no fun to make it "only illegal if"; that's not how the justice system works, and certainly not how this kind of initiative in specific generally works. It's more of a "also illegal if" deal!

    Now, naturally, they aren't literally going to make pulling out illegal, but nearly everything up to that could be, or at least there is a certain contingent that would like it to be (I would be seriously scared and surprised if that actually came to pass). Note that only recently were the Sodomy Laws in the United States entirely stricken down; true, they had been mostly dismantled (op-ed: rightly so!) beforehand, but the official, overall word on the matter was recent enough that there are many influential politicians and private parties who believe (for the sake of the souls of our children!) that these laws should find a return (or at least that similar measures of control should be implimented).

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  74. We needn't wonder anymore by earthforce_1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What happened to the Taliban. There are no Taliban left in Afghanistan, they have all emigrated to the US. In fact, I think Mullah Omar is hiding out in the supreme court.

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    1. Re:We needn't wonder anymore by thunderbee · · Score: 1

      That was modded 'Funny' where it should have been modded 'Sad'.
      It's so true it's frightening.

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    2. Re:We needn't wonder anymore by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      Parent should be modded insightful... idiots are turning the country into the very things they claim to hate. Perhaps it's the competition they hate.

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    3. Re:We needn't wonder anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In fact, I think Mullah Omar is hiding out in the supreme court."

      Not yet..he hasn't been voted in yet. I think it's Thursday

  75. Excellent! by dosle · · Score: 0

    Looks like we've ended terrorism, stopped the flow of drugs and prevented coastal cities from disaster. Its nice to see our government with its prioities straight.

  76. Questionable Content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Despite a growing deficit and considerable budget concerns, the federal government will soon be paying FBI agents to surf the web in search of questionable content
    I found some!
  77. How do we fight this? by H310iSe · · Score: 1

    OK, I know there's the ACLU and EFF (actually does the EFF focus on this kind of thing?) but how else do we oppose this *effectively*? Any responses will be read and distributed to some well-funded friends with a stake in this issue.

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    1. Re:How do we fight this? by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 1

      In the short term: court battles will probably hold any new obscenity laws off for a year or two, but... In the long term: with conservative xtians in control of two branches of government and working on a third, it is inevitable that whatever they decide is pornographic will eventually come under fire. The ACLU et al can only litagate for so long. Hope for the best in November '06 and '08, maybe the congress and whitehouse will be brought back to more moderate control. That is the place where decisions revolving around the porn war are coming from, and this isn't something the right-wingers are likely to take their eyes off of as long as they hold power.

  78. I can't believe this by NiTr|c · · Score: 1

    From the article: Concerned parents argue that our society has become increasingly tolerant of pornography and socially questionable material, and many of them blame the Internet for the degradation of traditional American values.

    As an American, may I ask what's wrong with tolerance of people being naked and having consensual sex? What is the PROBLEM with this material? What are "traditional American values"? Do they mean prudish puritanical values? I wouldn't consider those to be American values. I would argue that having the right to express ourselves in any way we see fit (as long as it isn't infringing on their rights, which pornography certainly isn't) is an American value. If I want to watch, direct, or participate in pornography with other adults, I should damn well have the right to do so without some government agency telling me what I'm doing is considered indecent by them. If I want to be tied up, beat on, or whatever by my girlfriend (or her by me) and then post the pictures on the internet, I should be able to. We'll assume that we both consent to the posting. No one's forcing you to look, I'm not shoving these images into your brain!

    I'm very sad to see that this is what the US is coming to. Where we have such a fear of sex, nudity, and expression of one's physical form, that we designate our tax dollars and members of a government agency to monitor what they consider decent content.

    Aren't there better things to spend this time and money on?

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  79. FBI? by imadoofus · · Score: 1

    Female Body Inspector?

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  80. I'm leaving the country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For real this time, if this stuff ever happens.

    I was just kidding when I said that about Bush, but mess with my porn and you cross the line.

  81. sounds like a waste of money by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    I don't consider this a priority at this time. Clean up Iraq and Louisiana, then we can knitpick about pr0n.

  82. It's about damn time... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    ...someone cleaned up DeviantArt.

    Seriously, they're jumping the gun. They haven't even filled the Supreme Court yet and the end of the administration is still three years away from being over. Way early for this self-defeating crack-up. You'd think no one grasped that since the Meese Crusade, Gallery went from simple nudes to full hardcore and the only thing that the whole affair managed was to insert more obscenity into the congressional records than anything else ever could have.

    This too will be a waste of time, tax dollars, and energies and will only be shot down in the long term.

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  83. Torrent? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    No torrent for said investigated material?

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  84. The War on Hairy Palms! by n54 · · Score: 1

    Surely this must be a conspiracy of the manicurists industrial complex?

    After decades of covert lobbying, scheming, and the occasional staged nipple broadcast on national tv, the bribed and corrupt politicians of the MIC have succeded!

    The next step will be a law under the Patriot Act mandating that everyone must sleep with their hands above the blanket subject to individual one-night dispensations for married couples above thirty for procreation activity.

    In related news it today became illegal to let pets poo in view from public spaces... the chief of Homeland Security is quoted as saying "These acts while natural in themselves have a propensity to be caught on government surveillance and we obviously can't have the government break its own laws! This defecation has got to stop and so we do a preemptive strike on poodles in preparation of new Patriot Act amendements". She then went on to say that it is the DoHS view that this will be a great victory in the war on hairy palms, significantly cutting down on the amount of possible deviant material inadvertently created by your tax dollars.

    In entertainment news Larry Flynt's "Fahrenheit 9on1" won acclaim at the Cannes International Film Festival. The screening received overwhelming applause, praise, and a wild orgy of debauchery.

    (hey Flynt if you're reading this and like the movie suggestion feel free to send me a few "consultants" and I'll work out the practical details)
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  85. Rumor is that Osama has a stash of old Playboys! by ApewithGun · · Score: 1

    Now that the war on terror has been won I'm glad that the FBI NOW has a reason to look for him.

  86. Insightful? by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 1

    Someone mod parent Interesting, please?

  87. Priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do I remember correctly, or did 2 planes full of fornicating adults fly into the trade towers?

    I would rather have the priorites of the US authorities checked again?

  88. Higher standards by jfengel · · Score: 1

    The story was originally broken by the Washington Post (some sort of registration required, I suspect). They cite an FBI memo. At least at the Post they can spell correctly.

    The Post says that many individual agents find this pretty ridiculous and humorous, and most of the body of the article is spent giving various people their say on how relevant the search for porn is. But one thing it does confirm is that this is going after regular porn ("obscenity") and not just the clearly criminal porn.

  89. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of the most respectable Christians shit on each other and get fucked up the ass? Now I remember why your religion is so fucked up.

    That and the "cover up the child molestation" business.

  90. Great news, the terrorist threat is gone! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    What else can explain the FBI going after porn and Homeland Security going after Vegans, trademark infringers, and copyright infringers?! Obviously the war on terror is over. Thank you W. Bush!

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  91. Proactive Defense by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Can you proactively defend your site by having it declared legal in a tolerant area before it becomes illegal in an intolerant area?

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  92. The FBI Agents Sex Life by ModernGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Deviant is anything that is outside of these FBI Agents sex lives. That means if it is more than twice a month, not missionary, and longer than 2 minutes, the sexual act is deviant. I think they are just jealous of our normal sex lives. Slashdotters have it so much better than them.

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  93. Melinda from MTV's Real World shows her ta ta's by Beatlebum · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  94. The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by CyricZ · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Remember, it was the Catholic church who was involved in the business of molesting children, and then trying to cover up their crimes. The Catholic church is about as Christian as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is. That is, the Catholic church is not very Christian at all. They often partake in the most anti-Christian activities. The Catholic church has proven time and time again that they do not subscribe to the teachings of Christ.

    The people I'm talking about are true Christians. The kind of people who disregard the political dealings of groups like the Catholic church and the neoconservative groups in the US. These people are often the most outspoken against what the Catholic church did. It's these true Christians who helped expose the deeds of the Catholic offenders, and helped prosecute them for the harm they did to so many children.

    Oh, and I'm not a Christian, for your information.

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    1. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      Would you care to back up your FUD about the LDS's?

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    2. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Catholic church is about as Christian as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is. That is, the Catholic church is not very Christian at all. They often partake in the most anti-Christian activities. ... Oh, and I'm not a Christian, for your information.

      Obviously not if you don't know anything about the CoJCoLDS or their teachings. IME 99% of people who claim that LDS aren't Christians haven't the first idea what LDS doctrine actually is.

    3. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      As a non-Christian I am able to objectively learn about the different followers or, in some cases, bastardizers of the teachings of Christ. I don't have the years of indoctrination from a certain group (be them Baptists, Mormons, Catholics, etc.) telling me that they're right, and everyone else is wrong. I can understand without the inherent bias of other Christians who were brought up in a group setting what Christ actually taught, and how it applies to situations today.

      And in this case I sense a severe bastardizing of what Christ taught. Christ did not teach us to persecute those who had minded their own business, and had not participated in the harm of others.

      Indeed, it is understandable for Christians (and everyone else) to be against child pornography. Chances are the child was hurt quite badly, both physically and mentally. That is why Christ would have condemned child pornography, or any sexual act directly involving a child. Christ condemned the harming of fellow humans.

      On the other hand, scatplay between two or more consenting adults does not harm anyone. Christ would have realized that, and would not have sought for their persecution.

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    4. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DA in Philly has just released a 400+ page PDF about the Catholic priests and the big coverup... http://www.philadelphiadistrictattorney.com/pages/ 1/index.htm It's the first PDF there "Grand Jury Report".

    5. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the old 'Even though following Christ and his teachings are a central tenet of the church, extensively documented in scripture and the continuing and voluminous word of the clergy, and followed religiously (pun intended) by millions of members, none of them are REALLY christians'!

      I like the completely unsubstantiated dig at the church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints. Do they teach the principles that Christ taught? Do they teach faith in Christ, baptism for the remission of sins, repentance when mistakes occur? Do they exhort their members to follow Christ's example and teachings, and to accept Him as their saviour?

      Somehow I think you've gotten hold of an extremely skewed definition of just what a christian is.

      Perhaps you'd like to actually back that up with some sort of evidence? A definition of what you think a 'real' Christian is?

      Bah. I agree with one of the other replies you've already had. FUD, and a pretty poor attempt at it as well.

      I'd have to consider myself agnostic. I can no longer just accept things on blind faith when we as a race have lifted ourselves up from the mud by -questioning- the world around us, rather than saying 'goddidit' and stopping there.

      I can't believe that God or Gods gave us these splendid brains to work with, let us learn to question the world around us and to find answers that have changed our world forever, yet would still expect us to follow without question a story that cannot be tested, is taught by men who are constantly shown to be wrong - or worse yet, to be actively misleading their followers, and who's core principles are unseen, unfelt, unheard, insubstantial, and have never been detected by any test or theory we can devise.

      Even so, I would have to contend that any individual or religion that has faith in Christ and a desire to follow His example as a central tenet of their belief is *by definition* Christian.

      Why exactly do you feel otherwise?

      Whether ALL of the members of the church manage to follow every principal doesn't change the central tenets of the religion. People are -expected- to make mistakes and do things wrong.

      The actions of the Catholic church in regards to their priests and pederasty is unsupportable and obviously NOT supported by the lay members, but they are also NOT supported by the teachings of the church itself. They're an odious practice that has sprung up 'between the lines' as it were. Certainly those who break Christ's laws while at the same time trying to get others to follow them aren't acting like Christians, but to tar millions of faithful members and priests with the same brush is a bit foolish, don't you think? I don't believe that particular practice is publicly supported by the Catholic church, in word or scripture.

      How do you make the leap from 'Some priests have broken the rules, and some more-senior priests have made the mistake of keeping them in the priesthood' to 'The entirety of the Catholic Church isn't very christian at all.'? That seems almost a greater leap of faith than trying to believe in Transubstantiation.

    6. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice. It's even on topic for the top-level thread, but it does nothing to answer the question put to you. The article is about the FBI cracking down on deviant porn, NOT the Catholic or LDS church.

      For all your talk of 'persecuting those who have done no wrong, or don't believe as you do' - If that's supposed to be an answer as to why you don't think the LDS church is christian, you're not doing very well.

      2 minutes searching online found me the 13 Articles of Faith, a statement of the most central tenets of LDS belief. What do they say about persecuting others who don't believe as they do? Ah, here it is, number 11;

        11. We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.

      Huh.. Seems to be the exact opposite of what you're trying to claim. Can you do any better than that?

      I completely agree that the FBI should keep their noses out of legal activities between consenting adults. Why you felt that you had to take blind stabs at individual religions is beyond me.

    7. Re:The Catholic church is hardly Christian. by mistakenanonymity · · Score: 1

      Seems rather presumptuous of you to designate certain churches as being Christian or not Christian. These distinctions ring strongly of those pamphlets I used to see at the county fair from the John Birch Society. I'm sure both the Catholic Church and the LDS regard themselves as Christians, insofar as they say and apparently believe that some guy whose example we should supposedly follow, got nailed to a cross about 2000 years ago. Their institutional lapses in following said example (e.g. by failing to prevent harm to children on some occasions) do nothing to alter what they believe/profess they only show that they, like all human institutions, are fallible. Were they to systematically abandon all attempts to conform human behavior to the agreed-on model (i.e. Christ), you might justifiably claim they were no longer "Christian", but I've seen no evidence of that.

  95. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by LithiumX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thou shalt not lie down with a man as thou would with a woman. So if you're tied up in an upright position, or otherwise not lying down on something, you should be ok.

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  96. Old, old advice... by TractorBarry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If thine eye offends thee... pluck it out.

    If you don't like what consenting adults are doing with each other in their own homes it's simple... Don't get involved. Don't watch. Don't join in. You can pass all the laws you want but spiders will spin their webs "just the way they like 'em"...

    Your own personal viewpoint and your morals are yours and yours alone. I'm happy for you that you think yours are the best. You're obviously young and know no better.

    Sorry, the universe (and all that is in it) doesn't give a fuck what you (or I) thinks. That's just the way it is.

    But the spirit of King Canute is strong with some retards^H^H^H^H^H^H^H people.

    End of story.

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    1. Re:Old, old advice... by womby · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, King Canute sat at the waters edge to prove to his courtiers that he could NOT turn the tide back.

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  97. I Just Don't Understand by groovemaneuver · · Score: 1

    Having had hurricanes Katrina and Rita pummel the south sending our national debt soaring into the multiple hundreds of billions of dollars, do we really have the financial justification for pursuing consenting perverts? I think our puritan overlords are conveniently ignoring the elephant in the living room. WE HAVE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS in our country right now than freaks that like pissing on eachother. Let the weirdos do what they want if they're consenting adults. How about investing some of those precious monetary resources on education and technology infrastructure, or god forbid, rebuilding New Orleans and the other impact zones.

  98. The Ever Dreaded .....Dirty Gonazalez....? by deglr6328 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On the bright side, the name Gonazalez lends itself beautifully for use as a euphemism for some thorougly revolting and depraved sex act, a la the Santorum!

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    1. Re:The Ever Dreaded .....Dirty Gonazalez....? by interiot · · Score: 1

      To those who would look down on The Santorum, I would say to them: this is valuable sex education. You should always use lube when playing around back there, otherwise a medically dangerous situation could occur. If you're not promoting The Santorum, you're promoting unsafe sex.

    2. Re:The Ever Dreaded .....Dirty Gonazalez....? by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the people who come down against Senator Santorum who have never bothered to confirm what he said. He was misquoted, in fact they put quotes around what they said that he said (but never did). The reporter/journalist should have been fired.

    3. Re:The Ever Dreaded .....Dirty Gonazalez....? by the+pickle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Time to re-name the Dirty Sanchez, methinks. This idea is a real Cleveland steamer, if you ask me. Makes me want to donkey punch Mueller and Gonzalez.

      Quick, someone let Mueller know his wife does a great Angry Pirate. (Darn, that one's even beneath Wikipedia...)

      p

    4. Re:The Ever Dreaded .....Dirty Gonazalez....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The reporter/journalist should have been fired.

      Don't hold your breath.

      I'm still waiting for O'Reilly to be fired. Hasn't happened yet.

    5. Re:The Ever Dreaded .....Dirty Gonazalez....? by deglr6328 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bullshit. Here is the full interview. The man is a superstitious hypocritical asswipe, end of story.

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  99. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    It must be kept in mind that that particular line is from Leviticus, and not from the teachings of Christ. Since true Christians subscribe to and practice the ideals taught by Christ, it is perfectly acceptable (and often necessary) for them to disregard the contents of the Old Testament. That is the true essence of being a Christian: learning from Christ, not from scripture that predated Christ.

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  100. Operation Headhunter & Pipedreams by swb · · Score: 1

    More bent priorities!

    I'm not even sure how something like this became TWO operations/taskforces, but it's a great example of truly ridiculous government priorities. I think they better learn to watch out for people buying strange small quantities of tubing and plumbing at Home Depot, too.

    The local paper had an article about the new FBI porn project and said it was THE running joke of the FBI; nobody takes it seriously and people are legitimately challenging the FBI on this one in the wake of all the other concerns. It's seen as a Gonzalez attempt at currying favor with evangelicals for a Supreme Court seat.

  101. Will the next generation be different? by redwoodtree · · Score: 1

    When will all these old people in government retire and die and go away? And when they die, will the generation that comes into power be any different and drop stupid charades like this? History indicates probaly not, but maybe our generation will be differnet, afteral, people in this generation have grown up with porn from BBS days to present and 90% of people between the ages of 18 to 40 don't give a shit what two consenting adults do, or am i wrong?

    It's good to see from articles about this story that the agents at the FBI are already the butt of water color jokes about their damn stupid assignment.

    1. Re:Will the next generation be different? by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 1

      Sadly, there are a lot of people who do care about porn, and they are not necessily old cranks on the verge of extinction. These social conservatives vote in larger percentages than any other group, they have an loud voice in the capitol, and they don't want you looking at smut (or engaging in a lot of other 'undesirable' behaviors).

  102. Such a waste by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

    I do not support wars on: Terror (systematic capture of terrorists is called differently) and Drugs (systematic capture of drug manufacturers is called differenently). I view them as a bottomless money pit that money gets diverted from for other purposes that I do not support either.

    This has no rational reason whatsoever... But then again, I've been all over US, and there are incredible differences between the states and their moral standards. Unfortunately, those of us with progressive views on these matters are silenced by those who seize control illegally and have been doing so for a long period of time.

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  103. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The sort who have to resort to forcing their twisted idea of religious beliefs on others because they have no better purpose in life.

    In my experience, most proslytutes, (whether they're bible-thumpers, scientologits, victimhood fetishists, commies, radfems, or any other flavor of zealot), know that their position is fundamentally irrational, so they seek validation by shoving their beliefs down the throats of others.

    -jcr

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  104. It's culture, not religion. by LithiumX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Make no mistake, while the people behind this will draw from their religious convictions, for the most part this sort of policy is due to our culture.

    The bible does not forbid a great many things that could be considered deviant. I don't believe it says a word about women-on-women, never says that non-reproductive procreation is sinful (as long as your assistant is not married to anyone else), and doesn't seem to say a word about 3-ways, etc. I don't lay these down as challenges (indeed, feel free to correct me), but from what I know (yes, I've actually read the whole thing), none of these things are forbidden directly or even indirectly (though later passages imply that you shouldn't bad-touch anyone without being married to them).

    Most of our "beliefs" come from cultural extrapolation of older mores. The things we home in on the most are only indirectly religious in nature. For instance, ever notice how our culture is far more obsessed with men screwing eachother (a sin, but not a major one) than it is with swearing (a violation of the ten commandments)? We make an overly-great deal about masturbation, yet the biblical quotes associated with it have nothing to do with it?

    Our idea of "deviant" makes use of christian belief as an authority, but it's basis is on cultural values - those same values that make us look on non-homicidal cannibalism, polygamy, and other perfectly acceptable actions in other culture, with disgust or simple rejection.

    The bible does not say that two men can't screw one woman's anus. It's our culture that quite plainly tells you that you're a sick individual if your interest in that goes beyond gross-out wanted-to-see-it-once curiosity. If you're into watching people screw animals, you have psychological issues - either that, or you live in the wrong part of the world.\

    It's not religion. It's culture.

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    1. Re:It's culture, not religion. by Superunknown_GP · · Score: 1

      I don't believe it says a word about women-on-women, never says that non-reproductive procreation is sinful (as long as your assistant is not married to anyone else),

      Errr, the bible may not forbid you to have sex with your "assistant", but your wife, coworkers, and boss might get upset.... ...unless you're getting your wife to role-play your assistant. In which case, kudos!

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    2. Re:It's culture, not religion. by damiam · · Score: 1
      never says that non-reproductive procreation is sinful

      Now there's an oxymoron. Perhaps you meant "non-reproductive sex"?

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    3. Re:It's culture, not religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      never says that non-reproductive procreation is sinful

      Just to nitpick (because I agree completely with your statement), the Bible is somewhat negative about sex without the intent of procreation, e.g. in the story of Onan (spilling his seed).

    4. Re:It's culture, not religion. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      the Bible is somewhat negative about sex without the intent of procreation, e.g. in the story of Onan (spilling his seed).

      Oh that? That is supposed to be read in light of the 11th commandment... thou shalt swallow.

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    5. Re:It's culture, not religion. by oldosadmin · · Score: 1

      The reason that was a sin is because Onan was duty-bound to impregnate his sister-in-law since his brother died. Onan had the sex, but without giving his late brother's wife a kid. That was the sin.

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  105. USA - land of the free! by IdleTime · · Score: 1

    Yepp, the title says it all.

    This is what you get with neo-con right-wing born-again crimials running the show. The funny thing is that not a single one of the neo-con right-wingers are christians, nor do they have the slightest inkling what it means to be a christian, they are just criminals and FBI should rather focus their attention on them rather than on sex.

    This is what you get when violence is considered more "moral" than sex. USA - where sex is bad and violence is good!

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    1. Re:USA - land of the free! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      This is what you get with neo-con right-wing born-again crimials running the show

      A very nice neanderthal knee jerk reaction from somebody who has never actually thought about the issue.

      There are some very legitimate reasons to consider pornography as socially destructive because of the exploitive treatment of women in pornographic media. It isn't just religions with puritanical views, but just about any religion that reviles pornography. It is also nearly universally condemmed by women's rights and feminist groups who go as far as to consider it as a violent attack on their psychology and a incitement to rape.

      I don't think it is something that you will have a lot of luck trying to control by legal means, and doing so leads you into all sorts of dilemas. But it is a very disturbing issue any society that needs to be considered carefully in any society that purports to respect all of its citizens.

    2. Re:USA - land of the free! by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      A more productive thing would be to put an effort into reducing crimiality and use of weapons, homicide is totally out of control in this country thanks to a 230 year old amendment that has no bearing on todays society and was meant for a total different purpose than what the gun-nuts claim today. The proliferation of firearms is way more destructive to society and women than porn is. Weapons are often used as a power tool, often against women. Porn destructive? Maybe, but weapons and violence are several magnitudes worse than naked bodies. One is a natural thing, the other is not. If you can't figure out which is which, it says more about your education and morality than anything else.

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    3. Re:USA - land of the free! by vjzuylen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There are some very legitimate reasons to consider pornography as socially destructive because of the exploitive treatment of women in pornographic media.

      There are some very legitimate reasons to consider some forms of pornography as socially destructive.

      It isn't just religions with puritanical views, but just about any religion that reviles pornography.

      Good for them. Last I checked though, the US had a separation of religion and state.

      It is also nearly universally condemmed by women's rights and feminist groups who go as far as to consider it as a violent attack on their psychology and a incitement to rape.

      Wow, even the consensual home made amateur porn? Or gay porn? 'Cause that's what could be affected by this new FBI crackdown as well.

      A very nice neanderthal knee jerk reaction from somebody who has never actually thought about the issue, indeed...

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      Hee-hee. Dying tickles!
    4. Re:USA - land of the free! by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Those who contend that pornography increases the incidence of rape are going to have real problems explaining this chart. The years after 1991, when the rape incidence went into free fall, correspond to a period of massive increase in pornography consumption. Images that once could only be acquired by an expedition to a sleazy adult bookstore became available for free, in private, with a few mouse clicks. While porn was becoming mainstream, the incidence of rape dropped by over 75%, from 2.2 per thousand (1991) to 0.5 per thousand (2003"

      http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/glance/rape.gif

    5. Re:USA - land of the free! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      homicide is totally out of control in this country thanks to a 230 year old amendment that has no bearing on todays society

      I don't know where you get your information, but it is really wacky. The homicide rate in the US is not 'totally out of control'. While it is high, there are other countries where it is MUCH higher. For example neighboring Mexico has a homicide rate 3 times higher than the US. If you take the complete violent death statistics the US is has a lower violent death rate than a lot of other countries.

      Violent Deaths per 100,000

      Estonia 70.76
      Hungary 39.01
      Slovenia 33.37
      Finland 30.72
      Brazil 25.34
      Denmark 23.46
      Austria 23.36
      Switzerland 22.80
      France 22.67
      Mexico 21.74
      Belgium 20.77
      Portugal 18.95
      United States 18.57
      Japan 17.34
      Sweden 17.12
      Germany 17.00

      So in reality there is no substantial evidence that the US is a substantially more violent society because of the presence of guns. While we have substantially more violent deaths by firearms than other countries do, there is no evidence that the actual number of violent deaths is affected by the presence of firearms. Firearms are used because they are available. If they weren't, some other method would be used, as it is in many other countries.

      There have been a number of academic attempts to correlate gun ownership with violent death rates and homicides which have shown no real correlation.

    6. Re:USA - land of the free! by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence of pornography being socially distructive. Complaints about pronography whether coming from the right or the feminist left are always based on pure conjecture and most often personal hatred. Frankly it is not worth losing our free speech over this imagined threat. You can say every religion reviles pronography but that is a neither here nor there. First of all half of it is a problem of definition; every religion defines pronography as something to be reviled but particular actions may be considered acceptable or pronographic by different religions. Secondly pretty much every religion out there developed their moral systems in societies that did not have reliable measures of birth control and had a limited ability to support children. It is then not surprising that most religions frown on sexuality. But that provides no reason to carryover such notions in present day where we have access to birth control.

      Meanwhile there are some very real threats to our society out there, that do destroy our society and that the fed governemnt would do better to center on. These include increasing poverty even among people with jobs, huge and increasing numbers of americans without health care, many americans having access to only crappy unhealty food, public education eroding even further, etc.

    7. Re:USA - land of the free! by stwrtpj · · Score: 2, Informative
      There are some very legitimate reasons to consider pornography as socially destructive because of the exploitive treatment of women in pornographic media.

      Yes, I agree! I think it is positively heinous how all this exploitive porn is plastered all over the net! It's terrible how these photographers set up people with large guns right off camera, ready to murder any woman who doesn't comply, and ...

      Wait, they don't do that. Most of the women are posing of their own free will.

      Uh ... what was your point again?

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    8. Re:USA - land of the free! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wait, they don't do that. Most of the women are posing of their own free will.

      Perhaps that is always true, but I doubt it given the relatively young ages of many of the female actors. In any case that is not what my statement says - the pornographic industry shows exploitive treament of women its media. That is different from stating that the pornographic industry exploits the female actors.

    9. Re:USA - land of the free! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those who contend that pornography increases the incidence of rape are going to have real problems explaining this chart.

      No problem at all. In 1993 the Bureau of Justice Statistics changed the methods it used to to measure crime rates, and ALL violent crime stastics have sincce show large decreases. In the meantime rape incarceration rates have tripled - growing faster than any other major crime classification.

    10. Re:USA - land of the free! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it correspond with the rise in tissue sales?

      But maybe not everyone uses tissue..

    11. Re:USA - land of the free! by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      I'm'a just guessin' here, (IANAA(IANA-Anything)) but....

      DNA testing?

      OLD: You got raped? He had a ski mask on? Hrm...

      NEW: You got raped? Lets run a sample of the lovely parting gift you received through the system... AHA! *writes arrest warrent for Mr. Joe P. Skimaski, and digitally sends it to all patrol units out and about*

      Now, hopefully Mr. Skimaski is someone who is a known offender, because REGISTERING SAMPLES OF DNA FROM LAWFUL PEOPLE (do they exist any more?) is, don't miss it... BADDDD!!!!

      *shrugs*

      SPY

    12. Re:USA - land of the free! by netrat · · Score: 1
      An increase in rape incarceration rates isn't neccesarily indicative of an increase in the incidence of rape itself. That could have occured due to a variety of factors. Some examples include: more zealous prosection of rape crimes, more immediately forthcoming victims, and jury members more willing to pass guilty verdicts.



      Furthermore, looking at the graph, the reported occurence of rape continued to decline even after the methodology was changed. Therefore, it would be possible to infer that rates still fell during that time period-- barring the possibility that the change in procedure somehow caused the sampling data to become less and less reflective of the population's actual data over time, which is unlikely.


      I'm not exactly saying you're wrong when you say pornography demeans and objectifies women, and causes the men who view it to become more disposed to comitting rape. I'm just saying that this data can in fact provide evidence to the contrary.

    13. Re:USA - land of the free! by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      How did the BJS change the methods of measuring the incidence of rape? What was being reported before, and what now? What were the changes in the conviction percentages, sentencing and parole policies during that time that would affect rape incarceration rates? It sounds like you are blowing smoke to cover up the fact that porn availability and rape are inversely correlated.

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    14. Re:USA - land of the free! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second the call for "the eric conspiracy" to support his claim... lest its unconvincing status remain. He could have easily made that up.

    15. Re:USA - land of the free! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      I supported my statement with a link, why don't you support yours the same way?

    16. Re:USA - land of the free! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There are some very legitimate reasons to consider pornography as socially destructive

      There are some very legitimate reasons to consider pornography as socially beneficial.

      My claim is at least as good as yours, and fundamentally we don't even have to debate it. The First Amendment is all about prohibiting censorship. You do not get to hijack the government to censor things simply because you dislike them. If I draw a "dirty picture" and I give it to someone who wants to receive that "dirty picture" then you have absolutely NO RIGHT to pull out a gun and imprison either of us.

      exploitive treatment of women in pornographic media

      There are about as many men in porn as women, and probably about as much gay porn as lesbian porn.

      just about any religion that reviles pornography

      WTF?
      Are you trying to claim that you want to take some vote between religions that do "revile" porn and those that do not, and then suggest that religion be made into law? Do you intend to imprison anyone of any of those "minority" religions that do not follow ALL of religious tenants of the majority?

      a violent attack on their psychology

      I consider TV Bible thumpers to be a "violent attack on my psychology". I concider them more obscene and offensive than the Goatse guy.

      Guess what? You have no right "not to be offended". I do not get to imprison people simply because they offend me, and you do not get to imprison people simply because they offend you.

      and a incitement to rape.

      If porn is an "incitement to rape" then virtually every TV show and movie is an "incitement to murder" or some other crime. In fact one part of the Bible or another is an incitment to commit almost any crime you can name.

      I don't think it is something that you will have a lot of luck trying to control by legal means, and doing so leads you into all sorts of dilemas.

      Well we agree there. I don't think the government should be trying to criminalize it, and it is primarily the "neo-con right-wing born-again crimials running the show who are on a crusade to do so. Tho admitedly the effort predates "neo-con".

      But it is a very disturbing issue

      Yes, censorship is an EXTREMELY disturbing issue.

      in any society that purports to respect all of its citizens.

      I fully respect people who do not want to produce or consume whatever. How about they respect the liberty of other people to disagree and the liberty to write what they like and to create the images that they like and to read what they like and watch what they like? So long as they commit no other crime, so long as they neither break your leg nor pick your pocket then the information itself should never be criminal.

      And that is what this is fundamentally about, information. Whether it is bits on a computer or text on a page or the arrangement of pigment in a picture, it is about information. About restricting information. About criminalizing information, simply becuase some people dislike it.

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    17. Re:USA - land of the free! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to add a P.S.

      condemmed by women's rights and feminist groups

      While I certainly support 100% gender equality in the law, such groups are Leftwingnuts.

      I usually complain about "Rightwingnuts", but in this case Leftwingnuts is quite warranted. (The Rightwingnuts generally strike me as more dangerous than the Leftwingnuts.) It's funny how wingnuts can sometimes go so far they wrap around and land in the middle of the opposing wingnuts.

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  106. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing is, you never see all these "regular" christians speaking out in response to the fanatics themselves, so it's hard to stop the "view from outside" from being biased towards their end of the spectrum.

  107. Okay, now combine this with DRM by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 1

    "If we don't stand up together and fight against this very real threat to the impurity of our nations willies the terrorists will have won! You don't see them wanking off in their spare time! No! They are taking up hobbies, such as flying!"

    Combine this with DRM and you get "This penis has performed an illegal erection and will be shut down."

    1. Re:Okay, now combine this with DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This penis has performed an illegal erection and will be shot down."

      Corrected.

      John Wang,
      Paidtowhackoff@FBI.com

  108. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by seabreezemm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please don't try to speak for Christians anymore. You certainly aren't one with the filth you spewed it your post. If by radical Christians you mean the ones that actually believe what the bible says and does the very best to live by it instead of being a Sunday morning quarterback and a Friday night hell raiser then I would certainly want to be the former and not the latter since the latter is the prime definition of a hypocrite.

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  109. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by LithiumX · · Score: 1

    Actually Jesus (talking about the man, not the cult built around him) said that a few specific traditions were not important (primarily dietary restrictions, mandatory temple worship, excrutiatingly complicated sacrifices, etc). Beyond that, all of his teachings followed Essenic tradition, which meant that where not explictly challenged, Leviticus would still be valid. I simply can't picture Jesus getting down and dirty in a back alley with Judith and Paul. Sorry.

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  110. terrorism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee I'm glade they solved that terrorism thing, now we can all focus on the War on Porn. Let the further crack down on free speech begin.

  111. I have a name for this program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think it should be called, "Welfare for ten Mormons and fifty Prison Workers' Union members".

    Oh and it will also be a big boost for European hosting companies.

  112. Theocracy... by venomkid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Realize that our current government is headed by aspiring nationalistic theocrats, and the "War on Terror" and the "War on Porn" don't seem like such disparate goals.

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    1. Re:Theocracy... by josh82 · · Score: 1

      "Realize that our current government is headed by aspiring nationalistic theocrats, and the "War on Terror" and the "War on Porn" don't seem like such disparate goals."

      Indeed, what we should be looking for is what seems common to both terrorism, drug-use, and porn, from the eyes of theocratic authoritarians.

      What is common, from their eyes, seems to be, simply, that all are equally "shocking" to them.

      I.e., sit a theocratic conservative in front of a television and show them the following:

      (a) a news report detailing how 20 civilian Iraqis were killed in an American effort to subdue 2 enemy combatants.
      (b) a news report detailing how two potheads got high and climbed a tree leading to one needing hospitalization for falling on his ass.
      (c) a learning channel special detailing the various forms of human sexual behaviour.
      (d) a news report detailing the latest attempt, successful or not, by someone trying to carry out a terrorist act.

      By and large, we shall see, such people will be extremely shocked by (d), very (if not equally) shocked by (c) and (b), and mildly (if at all) shocked by (a).

      Thus follows attempts by such people to outlaw, anything that can potentially be used in a terrorist act, anything that can potentially be used in enhancing sexual pleasure beyond the missionary position, and anything that can potentially get people high; wars on terror, porn, and drugs.

      Sensible human beings, on the other hand, are concerned with only the former, and not particularly because it is "terror", but because it is a human rights violation, plain and simple. That is, it in insofar as an action harms or negates another's life or well-being (i.e., their basic human rights) that it is clearly wrong. Thus, the killing of people (e.g., through terrorism) is wrong.

      However, does another couple's sexual activity, in any way, whatsoever, affect anyone else? The distinction between this and terrorism can never be understated, nor can any minimally-rational human fail to recognize such a distinction. The answer: IT DOES NOT. Does the neighbor's son smoking a spliff in his garage harm anyone else. Unlikely, unless he tries to raid my fridge for snacks. Harsher drugs may justifiably be prevented if they lead to violence, but marijuana is among the lesser. Lesser, even, than alcohol.

      So, the key is (and this is the principle behind any moderately correct theory of justice):
      only those actions which harm or potentially harm the rights of others are justifiably prevented by others. AND, even then, to be fair, such right-violating actions should be prevented in proportion with which they actually violate rights. I.e., stop terrorism, stop violence-causing drugs (e.g., crystal meth), but leave benign sexual practices alone.

    2. Re:Theocracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other countries do this too... for example, pornographic materials need to go through government censors to be approved in Canada. Anything too deviant is banned, and can get you thrown in jail. They devote far more resources to it than the United States. It is not just the "theocrats" who love censorship.

    3. Re:Theocracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand what you're trying to get at, but even your propsed view can still be abused.

      Consenting adult "A" goes down on consenting adult "B". "A" is an air traffic controller. The bedroom activies cause "A" to have a sore tongue. "A" slightly mis-pronouces a command to flight XYZ. A near-miss occurs with another plane.

        The problem is, some people (NOT ME!) would argue that the "deviant" sexual act that occured between "A" and "B" is responsible for people harmed (or potentially harmed) on the planes. Clearly this is an INTERstate threat to our *national security*. Thus, the Department of Homeland Security must regulate sexual activities.

      Is this a stretch? Maybe. But recall, that the US Federal Government originally only had the power to regulate activies occuring *between* states. Perhaps a budding layer can cite which case it was that allows the powers given to the feds for regulating *INTERstate* commerce to give them the authority to control *INTRAstate* activies. Of course, the impacts from this power are far more reaching than you might first think.

      I am COMPLETELY AGAINST the involvement of children in any type of sexual act or sexual publication. I am COMPLETELY AGAINST the exploitation of non-consenting adults for any type of sexual act.

      However, the weapon against these acts is "EDUCATION", not "LEGLISLATION".

      I love my country. That is why I write this post. I feel there are certain aspects of our society that will drive this country (and possibly portions of the world) into the ground. As a society, we have become too formal, too distant, and too much relying on the government to fix our own problems. The "government" is made up of people. But these people are not the ones that live in our own towns. We should be fostering more interaction within communities instead of chiseling new laws. Do you actually know your neighbors? Sadly, I have lived in several places without even seeing mine. I never see them, they never see me. The standard greeting "how ya doin" is really a farce. We need to know the people we live around on a first-name basis. We should know them well enough to know about their life, their family, etc.

      When a family has maritial problems, it should be the townspeople pitching in -- not Child Services, Conselors, etc...

      I realize a "village" of 250+ million isn't a realistic idea. But can we really sustain our society with thousands of cold,formal,distant & globalized cooperations???

      Does anyone remember Aesop's fable about the guy wearing the coat? Instead of trying to forcibly remove the coat (e.g. leglislate laws), we should encouraging education (help the guy to realize that wearing the coat isn't a good idea) through community involvement [e.g. the sun].

  113. Damn! by the_hellspawn · · Score: 1

    There goes my Friday and Saturday nights!!!

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  114. Ob-Bloodninja by tsm_sf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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    1. Re:Ob-Bloodninja by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Ob-Bloodninja by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, someone can repost fake chat logs on Bash! I am SO sure no one has thought of or done that before!

  115. Alright!!!! by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    It is now officially against the law to be into BDSM in America! My kinky wife and I celebrated with hot wax, flavored body rubs, feather tickles, and then flogging each other into an endorphin-fueled state of catonia.

    Now outlaw Linux and reading, you fools! Outlaw it, so I can truly say that *everything* I do is illegal! I can't wait to be a Master Criminal desperado staying in his house and committing his victimless crimes behind closed doors where nobody could possibly be affected, let alone care! Because the stupider this government gets, the more people tell it to go to hell!

    Anybody who mods this down, you'll have Satan himself to answer to.

  116. How Ironic by Drubber · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wasn't it Gonzalez who attempted to justify the use of torture while he was a Bush advisor? Wasn't it our government who engaged in deviant torture pornography at Abu Gharib?

    Just checking...

    1. Re:How Ironic by smchris · · Score: 2, Informative


      That was just a "few bad apples". For every kid wantonly sodomized it appears several Iraqis were beaten to death with a cleanly puritanical dispassion. Which just goes to show, it really _is_ the sex that catches our interest.

    2. Re:How Ironic by borawjm · · Score: 0

      Wasn't it our government who engaged in deviant torture pornography at Abu Gharib?

      Perhaps those soldiers in question developed their ideas from watching this "deviant" pornography we're speaking of. No excuse for personal responsibility, but something to think about.

    3. Re:How Ironic by learn+fast · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wasn't it Gonzalez who attempted to justify the use of torture while he was a Bush advisor?

      Yes. Here's the memo (warning: PDF)

      You see, the war on terror is a "new paradigm" (donchya love that phrase?) that "renders obsolete Geneva's strict limitations on questioning of enemy prisoners and renders quaint some of its provisions." But not stopping porn! Take FBI agents off terrorism duty and into porn duty. Fighting the war on terrorism is so important that it trumps the Geneva conventions, but stopping porn is so damned important it trumps even fighting the war on terror.

      Don't worry, I'm sure Gonzalez will be able to do a lot less harm as an associate Supreme Court justice.

    4. Re:How Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      These keystone cops are sitting in nice dry offices,inventing new pleasant comfy office work to keep their backsides polished, rather than hitting the beat and stopping looting etc, and assisting hurricane devistated areas.

      With a looming election, waving the flag, pretend moral values (politicians are not so pure) wont cut the mustard, as the flock know real homeland priorities (ie saving lives) are neglected - congresscritters tapping the Bible will enrage those who have experienced this mess firsthand.

      Are they not qualified to investigate deliberate undermining and subversion of the constitution, and obstruction of justice? Why else would you baddies holidays in Egypt, or supress pictures showing systemic matters that must be investigated.

      All these able bodied FBI agents should be sent to Iraq, where they can do the most good, because it is claimed there is such a need over there, swapping places with those hurricane affected families.

    5. Re:How Ironic by Jonn+Carnnack · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wasn't it our government who engaged in deviant torture pornography at Abu Gharib?

      And between non-consenting adults at that...

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    6. Re:How Ironic by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Perhaps those soldiers in question developed their ideas from watching this "deviant" pornography we're speaking of. No excuse for personal responsibility, but something to think about.

      Nice post, but where's the link to the .torrent?

  117. Re:You forgot something by symbolic · · Score: 1

    The only thing they're capable of is brutal oppression, be it via "obscenity laws" or wars of aggression against foreign sovereign nations.

    The money. The endless parade of million-dollar beggars, promising people eternal salvation in exchange for their hard-earned cash.

  118. HA HA HA by joshsnow · · Score: 1

    Love it! Love it! ROFL!!!

    "I put on my robe and wizard hat.."

    Classic.

  119. And coming up next... by biraneto2 · · Score: 1

    How much time untill FBI starts fighting deviant Sex? Maybe they will forbid selling condoms.

  120. Does this count as deviant by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    http://www.haterfucker.com/ Warning if you are at work or your employer likes G Dubyah. It might break their heart.

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  121. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    I can't picture Jesus promoting the persecution of people who were minding their own business, and not harming anyone in any way.

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  122. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by droptone · · Score: 1

    I simply can't picture Jesus getting down and dirty in a back alley with Judith and Paul. Sorry.

    Then that reflects poorly on your imagination. I don't intend to be mean about it, but the claim that "I can't imagine" need not reflect reality.

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  123. Voters are the problem here by Kylere · · Score: 1

    When the nation is incapable of electing anything other than way to far left or way to far right nutcases you end up with Presidents like Clinton and Bush who select radicals for important positions. Stop voting democrat and republican because your parents did and vote for candidates who value both civil liberties and values.

  124. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by LithiumX · · Score: 1

    Persecution? No. He didn't do much persecuting. He could sure rant and rail about what he didn't like, though. In general, as long as no people or animals are being tormented or abused, I think people should be able to get off on whatever they see fit. I also think they should have the sense to keep the more hardcore stuff in places where you don't just stumble in by accident. I don't get mortally offended at it, but I'd also rather not have to see the more extreme porn out there. And the truly sick and twisted stuff is better left alone. I don't care to see anything censored, when it's private, but some things just ring too many alarm bells to be left 100% libre. Problem is... where do you draw the line, and who draws it? Until you have a clear concensus (not just people claiming one), the lines are better left undrawn.

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  125. What's wrong with a little p0rn crackdown? by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Now that we have that terrorist thing under control, I can't think of a finer use of valuable federal resources. We know fears of widespread corruption in government are unfounded, you don't hear much about the drug war anymore and violent crime has taken a holiday.

    Hell, yeah, go after those pornographers. What else would the FBI be doing with their time?

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  126. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by samkass · · Score: 1

    The Leviticus rule about homosexuality is in the same chapter as that prohibiting wearing wool and cotton simultaneously. In my church, we learned that the Ten Commandments pretty much replaced all the old Laws, and then Jesus' teachings trumped even them. Since Jesus didn't have much to say on the subject of homosexuality, despite ranting at length on other matters, I assume He didn't find it all that abhorrent. I have no idea what personal relationships He may or may not have been in, because the early Catholic church chose to burn the gnostic and other writings that may have discussed it, but I suspect the things that current US southern baptists spend most of their energy on were way, way down Jesus' list, while issues like poverty and inclusiveness don't seem to get through at all sometimes.

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  127. Low Crime Rate by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    I am glad to see that the crime rate in the US is so low that the FBI can afford to do this.

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  128. And that's the problem... by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason we need to protect ALL speech is because it's very hard, in advance, to know if your speech is legal or not. If we know that "deviant" porn is legal, well, how do we know if our particular flavor of porn is legal or not?

    We don't, until we're in court. So by allowing the government ot prosecute any speech, even if it legitimately "deviant", we've also restricted LEGAL speech that is not deviant, because nobody can tell where the line is.

    This is, of course, entirely separate from the issue that if you have limitted resources in the FBI, which we do, and you have the choice of fighting terrorism or fightinging pornography, and you choose to fight pornography, you're a moron.

  129. Focus by charstar · · Score: 1

    I'm so glad that the FBI has erradicated murder and terrorism from our world that they now have the time to focus on other plagues.

    =/

  130. Political by SecularG · · Score: 1

    It has to do with fucking Gonzalez wanting to look good for Bush so that he can be on the Supreme Court and push is ultra-right conservative view down every Americans throat. If that isn't the case he is prepping for a Republican Nomination for president so that he can push is ultra-right conservative view down every Americans throat.

  131. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    After having Internet access for well over a decade and a half, I cannot recall ever having stumbled upon hardcore pornography while partaking in what might be considered "normal" surfing. Never on FTP sites, nor gopher, nor on the WWW. Of course, if you go looking for information regarding topics that are less than reputable you will no doubt run into an occasional penis-in-vagina type of an ad. But otherwise, I'd say it's extremely rare to run into such material.

    If anything, any problems of unrequested hardcore pornography may be due to spyware and the use of insecure web browsers. Of course, it is quite easy to switch to another browser that is not as vulnerable. There are many such browsers available, as I'm sure you're well aware.

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  132. Ooops... by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    Oops... accidentally posted that as HTML, my mistake. Here's a version with paragraph breaks:

    The article specifically mentioned "deviant" pornography, so that's what I looked for to narrow the search. As you can tell from your search, there are a lot of child porn articles that I wasn't in the mood to search through, so I looked up "deviant", the term that made this unique in the Slashdot article. I'll accept the fact that it's occurred, no problem.

    From your search:

    Of course, it is pure malarkey for FBI agents to complain that policing porn takes valuable resources from the war on terrorism. In the FBI context, every agent who polices public corruption or civil-rights violation is an agent not working on terrorism. In a broader governmental context, the same could be said of welfare, health care and federal aid to the Katrina victims, to take some random examples. Every dollar spent by the federal government on causes other than terrorism takes a dollar away from fighting terrorism. Before we discuss cutting police power with regard to pornography, perhaps we should re-evaluate dedicating millions of federal dollars to building new bridges named after Robert Byrd.

    http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ ID=46455

    I'd tend to agree. Agree or disagree with the actions of the FBI, to treat it all as some zero sum game where absolutely all other actions the FBI takes somehow prevent us from fighting terrorism is ridiculous.

    It would also appear that I was wrong in my statement that the total number of personnel involved would be eight including support and supervisory staff. It's actually eight PLUS supervisory and support staff. My mistake.

    1. Re:Ooops... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1
      Did you think for some reason I'd craft a search that wouldn't have articles from apologists in it as well? Why should I have to go out of my way to censor someone elses frickin opinion to make mine valid? And don't be dense, the "devient" part refers to the part about prosecuting based on local obscenity laws.

      Federal obscenity prosecutions, which have been out of style since Attorney General Edwin Meese in the Reagan administration made pornography a signature issue in the 1980s, do "encounter many legal issues, including First Amendment claims," the FBI headquarters memo noted.

      Applicants for the squad should therefore have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries. Community standards - along with a prurient purpose and absence of artistic merit - define criminal obscenity under current Supreme Court doctrine.

      "Based on a review of past successful cases," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

      No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make porn a multibillion-dollar industry.


      Of course they leave out which locallity. So, this leaves open the possiblitity that in a locallity where masturbation is legally obscene, a pornographer could be prosicuted there for having a website accessable from there depicting masturbation.

      And my search "FBI pornography" was broad enough to include other articles about different events including ones on "FBI child pornography." Yours was too restrictive by using the word "devient" which was not present in any of the articles, but was implied however, in the main stream media related to this."

      And my point is why the hell is the FBI involved in local enforcement matter? The feds are supposed to only be involved deal with nation wide matters unless there is a national emergency (example, 3 states hit by a catastrophic hurricane). Or, a state is violating the constitutional (including amendments) rights of someone or something. Example: Civil Rights.

      And, maybe I'm just biased, but I think gunning for porn is a waste of federal resources and tax dollars. Maybe the feds can declare it a "top priority" and go hunt down and prosecute people for spitting in public as well.
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  133. Re:If You Watch ANY Porn, You ARE a Deviant by Hitchcock_Blonde · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those that deny their curiosity about porn have bigger issues.

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  134. Re:What's deviant? Parker and Stone! by CaptainCaustic · · Score: 1
    Finally, the FBI is going to put Trey Parker, Matt Stone and their urinating/deficating puppets behind Bars. It's about time.

    I hope those puppets burn!

  135. isnt this deviant?: dead terrorist = free porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to know what the FBI thinks about this henious crap:
    http://www.nowthatsfuckedup.com/bbs/forum23.html

    ultra creepy/.\\

  136. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

    Ha...

    don't forget getting a tatoo, shaving, or coming in contact with semen.

    Leviticus is the best...

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  137. I thought that Bill Clinton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    issued an Executive Order proclaiming that if it's not for procreation, it's not sex.

    1. Re:I thought that Bill Clinton... by nazsco · · Score: 1

      nah, grandparent post already said that you can have sex with a slave according to the bible

      slave being the errouneous translation of the word trainee

    2. Re:I thought that Bill Clinton... by mink · · Score: 1

      And an intern is a trainee, so in fact Clinton did not have sex with that woman.

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  138. Uh-oh. by Canar · · Score: 1

    This means 4chan's in even more trouble...

  139. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Depends on your search terms.

    I happen to use a certain typesetting system[1] whose most prevalent macro package is named for a fetishist material[2] --- it can be downright embarrassing sometimes at work trying to look up solutions for specific difficulties.

    And of course, this sort of thing isn't helped by bookmarked sites going away and being purchased by others for far different uses[3]

    Other inocuous terms can have similar difficulties --- try ``baby doll'' sometime.

    William
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    [2] LaTeX http://www.latex-project.org/
    [3] the company which was Y&Y and sold fonts web site isn't about fonts anymore. http://www.yandy.com/

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  140. Your tax dollars! by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 1

    "the federal government will soon be paying FBI agents to surf the web in search of questionable content" I don't care how you feel about porn, this should piss you off! Ask yourself this, do you think those agents might be enjoying their work a little too much? These are your tax dollars, being paid to an FBI agent who is undoubtedly stroking it in a dark basement somewhere!

  141. The FBI hate our freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This space intentionly blank

  142. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Correction.

    ``named for'' in the above should be ``named the same as''

    William

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  143. Farkism needed here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Obvious) FBI targets deviant porn; still no cure for drug trafficking

  144. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It sounds like the problem may be that you're unaware of effective search techniques.

    Indeed, if you want to find the TeX Users Group website all you have to do at Google is a search for "tug typesetting". Low and behold, it's the first site listed! And Google's two-line preview helps indicate that it isn't a site containing gratuitous images of animal sex and buttrape. Likewise for LaTeX related searches.

    I would hardly call an online lingerie store a purveyor of hardcore pornography. Hell, many children (and perhaps even your own, if you're a father) have seen their mothers wearing such skimpy outfits while at home relaxing.

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  145. Fighting smut a top priority? by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't their top priority supposed to be fighting crime?

    1. Re:Fighting smut a top priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't their top priority supposed to be fighting crime?

      It's a crime to love the butt sex. You gotta take those urges and put them in a little bottle and make that lid nice and tight... oh... tight... nice and tight... ohhh.... i gotta go...

  146. Reasonable porn definition by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Allow me to submit a realistic working definition of pornography, since no one else seems to be able to:

        Pornography is a type of art that changes its level of aesthetic appeal according to the level of sexual arousal of the viewer.

        It's not correct to say that porn is any work of art that deals primarily in sexuality, has unclothed persons, displays aroused genitalia, or induces a sexual response in the viewer. These are the standard porn definitions, but they all have undesired effect of causing the ban on serious and important works of art.

        All porn has appeal to primarily males when they are sexually aroused. After sexual release, a work of porn (by my submitted definition) will seem trite, vulgar, and embarrassing. It will lose its aesthetic value as the viewer loses sexual arousal. A work that is considered as beautiful, valuable, and appealing after the ejaculation as it was during sexual arousal can not be considered porn. Almost all porn is consumed by males.

        I am not advocating banning porn, regardless of the definition. The United States Bill of Rights prevents banning pornography, because when it has been created by consenting adults, it lies in the category of protected free speech.
    I am merely submitting a realistic and workable definition of pornography that will prevent laws against porn from being used to destroy serious art works that deal with sexuality.

    1. Re:Reasonable porn definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pornography is a type of art that changes its level of aesthetic appeal according to the level of sexual arousal of the viewer.

      So that includes most Britney Spears videos.

    2. Re:Reasonable porn definition by cyberwench · · Score: 1

      I can't go with this definition. There is porn that is able to be appreciated before and after consummation of whatever you're doing at the time. I don't mean that there isn't trite, vulgar and embarrassing porn, simply that it's not a requirement.

      As for all porn having appeal to primarily males, I question that. There's lots of porn that'll turn guys off as well as girls and conversely there's lots of porn that'll turn girls on. I'd like to think that women consume a better (read: more artistic) class of porn than most men, although men definitely consume more of it.

      Although admittedly, the idea of a committee set up to decide what is and isn't porn by these standards is incredibly amusing. "Ok, everyone has seen the picture. Get going, please." (later) "Ok! Now, do you still like this picture? No? Ok! That one's porn. Next photo, please."

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    3. Re:Reasonable porn definition by Arker · · Score: 1

      So, using your definition, in order to determine whether a defendent was guilty of producing/distributing/possessing porn or not, the judge and/or jury would be obliged to take the material in question 'backstage' somewhere and spank the monkey to completion. Only after release would he (any females would, by your definition, be unqualified to make this judgment) be able to say definitively whether or not the material in question 'really is' pornography.

      Somehow, I don't see that getting adopted, but I have to admit it's creative.

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    4. Re:Reasonable porn definition by Mock · · Score: 1

      All porn has appeal to primarily males when they are sexually aroused. After sexual release, a work of porn (by my submitted definition) will seem trite, vulgar, and embarrassing. It will lose its aesthetic value as the viewer loses sexual arousal. A work that is considered as beautiful, valuable, and appealing after the ejaculation as it was during sexual arousal can not be considered porn. Almost all porn is consumed by males.

      I know a guy who gets aroused when he looks at pictures of rubber hosing. His sister and mother try to throw out the hardware store flyers before he sees them.
      He certainly loses all interest in the flyer after he's through jerking off.
      Does that make hardware store flyers pornography?

      I know another guy who can't get off on a woman unless she's wearing jewelery. He'll still look at girlie magazines though since he keeps a collection of all the different sized/shaped nipples he's seen (if it had a reason, it wouldn't be a hobby). Since he doesn't (and couldn't) choke the chicken over them, does that mean that Hustler is not pornography?

      Hell, my grandfather liked to beat off to the womens underwear section of the Sears catalogue, then toss it aside and light up his pipe. Is that pornography?

    5. Re:Reasonable porn definition by rugger · · Score: 1

      You know far too much ...

    6. Re:Reasonable porn definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After sexual release, a work of porn (by my submitted definition) will seem trite, vulgar, and embarrassing.

      [...]

      I am merely submitting a realistic and workable definition of pornography that will prevent laws against porn from being used to destroy serious art works that deal with sexuality.


      So, what, are we going to require jurors in obscenity cases to evaluate the "evidence" before and after masturbating?

      Come on, let's just admit that the courts and the government have no place whatsoever regulating, commenting on, promoting, or banning any material produced by consenting adults.

      When you have to jump through that many hoops just to get a "working" definition of what you're trying to ban, it's a sure sign you shouldn't be trying to ban it in the first place.

    7. Re:Reasonable porn definition by m50d · · Score: 1
      Allow me to submit a realistic working definition of pornography, since no one else seems to be able to:

      I thought there was a standard one already: pornography is any work with the primary purpose of being erotic.

      Pornography is a type of art that changes its level of aesthetic appeal according to the level of sexual arousal of the viewer.

      This makes pornography a subset of art, which is not the case. Although much porn has at least an element of art to it, this isn't necessary.

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    8. Re:Reasonable porn definition by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Close family?

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    9. Re:Reasonable porn definition by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Allow me to submit a realistic working definition of pornography, since no one else seems to be able to:

      I prefer the old definition: anything that gives a judge an erection.

      (Sexist? Only if you've never met a female judge...)

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  147. Just politics, as usual: A wedge issue by scotty777 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Politically, pornography is a wedge issue to split the middle-of-the-road voters from the Democrats, and activate them to vote for Republicans. It's really no different from "School Prayer", "Flag Burning", and a bunch of other issues that have been used to get the vote out for Republicans. My guess is that some political strategist like Carl Rove initiated this. Bush's terrible polling numbers bode poorly for Republicans in the mid-term elections. This smacks of a put-up issue to activate a segment of the Republican party base...

  148. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by LithiumX · · Score: 1

    I still can't get over the fact that Leviticus says I can't do both a girlfriend and her mother at the same time.

    I mean, given that any girl who menstruates is perfectly valid for getting it on with (biblicaly speaking), that would easily make her mother of an equally valid age. But while I can marry them both, I can't do em both at the same time. It's... it's... it's just plain CRUEL!

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  149. Uh oh. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Unless you own that submarine (and even if you do), I think the FBI wants to talk to you now.

    1. Re:Uh oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see.. take the young, best and brightest (all male) that America has to offer and stick them in a steel tube for 6 months at a time with the mission of destroying the world as we know it if need be and see what happens.

      I think backpack midget pr0n is the least of your worries.

      Besides, it would be the NCIS, not the FBI. Most boomers patrol significantly outside of FBI jurisdiction.

    2. Re:Uh oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take the young, best and brightest (all male) that America has to offer

      Please, oh please, tell me you were joking with that "best and brightest" part...

  150. If you control the means of reporduction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You control the society itself.

    Very simple, really.

  151. Yeah by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 2, Funny

    This shit has got to stop. The government has no business doing this kind of thing. It's obvious they're not trying to prosecute people, they're trying to create a climate of fear. This is fine for terrorism. But not for perverted sex. That's creepy.

  152. Thoughtcrime can be repented. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Killing someone is a one time deal. Ten years later, people might not even remember the name or crime.

    Prison is forever. Every day you have the jailers looking at the thoughtcriminals.

    The thoughtcriminal can repent of his thoughtcrime and be media'd to show society how wrong he was and how just society is for preventing the spread of his thoughtcrimes and for bringing him back to the fold.

    1. Re:Thoughtcrime can be repented. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Killing someone is a one time deal. Ten years later, people might not even remember the name or crime.

      Have you ever heard of the sex offender registry, and various regulations that require paroled or released convicts to go door-to-door introducing themselves? I'm not equating this to murder, but some crimes can stick with you for a long, long time.

      Hell, just being arrested and searched by the FBI can ruin your reputation in the neighborhood, even if no charges are ever filed against you. How would you like, for instance, "suspected of downloading child pornography" attached to your name?

  153. So what do we do? by Odocoileus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stories of government wrongness, such as this, appear here quite frequently. It occurs to me that we, as the scientists of the world, probably know best what is right, but, aside from telling each other here on the forum, what do we do? I just want to know if we're all supposed to write our congress people, or could we be heard more if we were as one, like a /. lobbyist group? We can melt down servers around the globe, but can we do more than that? Would anyone in congress really care what we said? The bottom line is that we are smarter, on average, than much of the general population, and I think that implies that we have more of a responsibility to protect the world we live in as well.

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    1. Re:So what do we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stories of government wrongness, such as this, appear here quite frequently. It occurs to me that we, as the scientists of the world, probably know best what is right,
      I'd like to refer you at this time to Mensa v. City of Springfield.
      but, aside from telling each other here on the forum, what do we do? I just want to know if we're all supposed to write our congress people, or could we be heard more if we were as one, like a /. lobbyist group? We can melt down servers around the globe, but can we do more than that?
      Are you kidding? We can't even unionize. (I, for one, would gladly welcome our new mafia overlords.)
      Would anyone in congress really care what we said?
      Not unless we also all happened to be incredibly rich, and maybe own some oil.
      The bottom line is that we are smarter, on average, than much of the general population, and I think that implies that we have more of a responsibility to protect the world we live in as well.
      So... shall we begin construction on the "B" Ark, then?
  154. But bestiality is still legal in Washington by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ... so all those congresscritters can continue fucking sheep and cows and horses and pigs, when they're not busy fucking over the average citizen ...

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/20 02384648_farm16m.html

    ENUMCLAW -- Authorities are reviewing hundreds of hours of videotapes seized from a rural Enumclaw-area farm that police say is frequented by men who engage in sex acts with animals.

    The videotapes police have viewed thus far depict men having sex with horses, including one that shows a Seattle man shortly before he died July 2, said Enumclaw police Cmdr. Eric Sortland. Police are reviewing the tapes to make sure no laws have been broken.

    "Activities like these are often collateral sexual crimes beyond the animal aspect," said Sortland, adding that investigators want to make sure crimes such as child abuse or forcible rape were not occurring on the property.

    Washington is one of 17 states that does not outlaw bestiality

    They won't pass laws against this, but they will go after consentual sex between adults. Maybe they should put that Brown guy from FEMA in charge - then nothing will be done about it.

    Instead of wasting time with what goes on in bedrooms between consenting adults, they should be investigating graft, corruption, etc., in Foggy Bottom. They could start with Halliburton. BTW, they STILL haven't explained how Jeff Gannon (google Bush's man-date) got his press pass.

    1. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by killjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't laugh, There is an excellent chance gonzales will be on the supreme court. The same guy who justified torture and is now going after "deviant porn".

      Welcome to the new America courtesy of G.W.B.

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    2. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by jweatherley · · Score: 2, Informative
      including one that shows a Seattle man shortly before he died July 2, said Enumclaw police Cmdr. Eric Sortland.

      The Seattle Times is being a bit coy there. Leave it to Private Eye to explain just how he died:
       

      "Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs," Police Commander Eric Sortland told reporters in Enumclaw, Washington state, "and he bled to death after suffering massive trauma from extensive internal injuries. When we first arrived at the ranch, the other men there said they had no idea how it had happened, but then we found a cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions, hidden in a barn, and realised we were dealing with a bestiality ring. These people were very diligent in filming their activities, and eventually we found what we were looking for: actual footage of the man being thoroughly sodomised to death by a stallion.
       


      I'd say that merits a tick in the deviant column.
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    3. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, its definitely in the dangerous deviancy column, all right. Just way outside the FBI's mandate. Its not an interstate crime, terrorism against the country, etc.

      This is something that the local cops can (and are better prepared to) handle, just like they did in this case. After all, they know the locals, etc., and are going to have to deal with any followup or connected activities.

      This whole fbi porn thing looks like someone's empire-building.

      F.B.I. - Federal Body Inspectors - we used to joke about that as kids, but I guess its true now.

    4. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Lets face it, the search for uncle bin ladin sucks. I guess the ol'boy isn't going through any speed traps that are put up to "search" for him. So, our brave set of G-Men, and G-Women must find a way to look "potent".

      "Do you have any pictures of your wife naked? Want to see some?" - Tom Selick

      Come on guys, it's a joke!

    5. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Just way outside the FBI's mandate. Its not an interstate crime, terrorism against the country, etc.

      I don't know man. Ruptured colon after being sodomized by a stallion? I know it did terrorize me

    6. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh, There is an excellent chance gonzales will be on the supreme court. The same guy who justified torture and is now going after "deviant porn".

      Give him a little credit. The "justifying torture" bit is working as the White House lawyer, i.e: a lawyer representing a client. Nobody here comments about run of the mill defense attorney's who justify murder to get clients off. Of all the reasons to be leery about GWB's picks for the Federal courts I think this is one of the stupidest ones to use.

      Besides, the religious right hates Gonzales. That's reason enough for me not to dismiss him right away. Seeing as how we are one vote away from my girlfriend losing the right to control her own body I'd say anybody that the religious nuts hate is somebody that I'll probably find a reason to like.

      Of course what I'd really like to see would be the Democrats in the Senate grow some balls and filibuster all of his picks -- but that isn't going to happen.

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    7. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I can see it now:

      G-Men and G-Women looking for the G-Spot.

      What a mis-allocation of resources.

    8. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by BlueHands · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It isn't who he worked for, but the view he has repeatedly taken on certain fundamental laws. He wasn't getting off a defendant, he was telling a client that he could commit murder in a legal way. Thats twisting the law in a nasty, nasty way. I wouldn't want to see him get to make laws.

      Oh, and I am sure that this new task force on porn will in no way help sell him to the christian right.

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    9. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want to see him get to make laws.

      So don't put him in Congress.

    10. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I am sure that this new task force on porn will in no way help sell him to the christian right.

      Your still missing my point. If he needs to be sold to the Christian right then he's probably somebody that I'll find something to like about.

      Of course I might still dislike him -- but I'm not going to dismiss him until I know more about him. Just the fact that Christian right is uneasy about him gives me a little bit of room for hope.

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    11. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by BlueHands · · Score: 1

      while i do realize that congress is the one who makes laws, i think it is VERY clear that the SCOTUS can twist laws, for good or ill.

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    12. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by BlueHands · · Score: 1

      Your right, i did miss that point and it is the single thing that makes me feel better about his possible appointment. All that means to me is that if he gets appointed it might not be as bad as it could be.

      However, I really don't like the work he is most well known for and I can conceive of anything coming to light that would make me feel at all better about it.

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    13. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Police are also investigating the farm and the two men who live on the property to determine whether animal cruelty -- which is a crime -- was committed by forcing sex on smaller, weaker animals."

      Jesus man, only in America.

  155. Freedom? by forgoil · · Score: 1

    In the imortal words of "That guy that is big in Germany": "I'm looking for freedom"

    Seriously, what the MONOMENTAL failures that lies behind FBI, shouldn't they try to spend a little more time doing something about that instead of chasing pr0n that offends certain _religions_?

    Seriously, if someone has trouble with certain kinds of content on the web they can either 1. Not go there 2. Whitelist the sites that they allow their kids to go to 3. Take an interest in their kinds lives and maybe surf with them, building up nice whitelists...

    What's next, webpages that doesn't paraise Christ enough?

  156. Correct me if I'm wrong... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But how can they have an initiative like this unless all the FBI agents investigating this stuff are themselves "clean" of all this stuff? Will they fire anyone who they somehow discover has a fetish, even if they never act upon it? Will the FBI investigator's job application say on it "have you ever jacked it to horses, half-man half-horses, men who kinda look like horses, or any bodily fluid"?

    I mean, no matter how draconian the administration becomes, the people who run it are still human. Do the investigators themselves agree with this bar none, or are they afraid to speak up for fear of losing their job? Hell, should I be afraid to post this here? Is /. going to become a kind of cyber Chestnut Tree cafe?

    This occurs to me pretty often--do the folks who enforce this agree with it? I thought I heard somewhere that there was some water-cooler talk to the contrary. I wish I could remember where I read it--I think it was the Washington Post--but they reported that the agents were making comments to the effect of some of those we've seen here: "well, it's nice to know we've won the war on terror," and all that.

    1. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Haven't you studied your own history? It doesn't matter. Either enforce, resign, or get fired. Worse, enforce or get ostracised, investigated, and publically humiliated. McCarthy would be blushing at what's been going on in the last fifteen years in the US, courtesy of the Republican party.

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  157. Look at the time line. by khasim · · Score: 1

    It's okay for Republicans to declare they are anti-Bush now, he's done his two terms and can't run again.

    Now watch how many of them will vote for someone else, Republican, who says the exact same things Bush said (and will do the exact same things Bush did).

    Bush didn't do all of that himself. He had a fully compliant House and Senate and any one of those elected representatives could have voted against his policies ... but did not.

    1. Re:Look at the time line. by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Bush didn't do all of that himself. He had a fully compliant House and Senate and any one of those elected representatives could have voted against his policies ... but did not.

      Not true. Congressman Ron Paul (R-Texas), a self-described Libertarian, voted against the Patriot Act (he was the only member of either house to do so, afaik). 133 members of Congress and 23 Senators opposed the Iraq war resolution.

      http://www.counterpunch.org/pauliraq1.html
      http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/10/11/ira q.us/

  158. Three words of thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    J. Edgar Hoover

  159. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Since Jesus didn't have much to say on the subject of homosexuality, despite ranting at length on other matters, I assume He didn't find it all that abhorrent.
    s/homosexuality/slavery/g;

    Then add the new testament teachings about how if you become a believer while being a slave, don't bitch about being a slave, even if its a fellow christian who owns you.

    Funny how "Da Man", the "Big JC", "God the Son" had fewer moral scruples than Honest Abe Lincoln when it came to slavery. All sorts of "teachings", and not 3 words: "free the slaves." Yep, "Love your neighbour as yourself" - "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" - except if he or she is a slave.

    Jesus wouldn't free the slaves - it took a REAL man to do that!

  160. Too far. by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay come on, it was just funny when you went after gay marriage and such. Come the fuck on. Porn? What happened to terrism? Nuclear holocaust? Smallpox? Hurricanes? All cured then?

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  161. child pornography IS deviant. by XL70E3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm all for it, concerning child pornography. This should be stopped at all costs, and those who exploit these children should be the first to fall. Apart from child porn, i don't care about this, people should be enticed to do what they want, if they're consenting.

    1. Re:child pornography IS deviant. by XL70E3 · · Score: 0

      hmm offtopic? then what is 'on topic'. You tell me...

  162. Has anyone here ever talked to a hooker? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Sure you can call that consentual sex, but, pretty much the real deal is that you have a bunch of low self esteem women with no job skills doing anything they can to get their next drug fix, or avoid getting the shit beat out of them by their boyfriend.

    The sex industry degrades women. Sure you can think you are a hip guy new age liberal guy by being pro-sex, but if you are so into it, what's so hard about getting a date rather than getting an escort or even watching some coke whore suck some dick on the web for your credit card number so she can make her master rich and get her next fix.

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    1. Re:Has anyone here ever talked to a hooker? by planetoid · · Score: 1

      Some of us have the charisma of Bob Newhart, that's why :-(

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    2. Re:Has anyone here ever talked to a hooker? by norkakn · · Score: 1

      Yes, and most of them are fucked up, but way less than you contend. I don't know any who have drug problems or anyone who are pushed into it by boyfriends. I agree with the low self esteem thing, but that is a way larger problem.

      Part of the question is whether the industry is implicitly degrading or if it is just the current one. I'd contend the latter.

    3. Re:Has anyone here ever talked to a hooker? by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      Sure you can call that consentual sex, but, pretty much the real deal is that you have a bunch of low self esteem women with no job skills doing anything they can to get their next drug fix, or avoid getting the shit beat out of them by their boyfriend.

      Ok, with regards to prostitution specifically, this may be true. I don't agree that it can be applied to all porn, but for the sake of argument, let's say it's at least true for some women. But now you say this:

      The sex industry degrades women.

      Based on what you just said, it sounds like these women already degraded themselves. You can't blame the sex industry for that. We can make laws to insure that women who participate in pornographic activities consent to their participation; we can't legislate their frame of mind.

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  163. Conservatives create their own enemies by planetoid · · Score: 1

    Does anyone think "activist judges" would get away with their abuse of authority, if there weren't laws and bureaus in the other two branches of government that equally go overboard in their abuse of authority?

    It's almost as if conservatives do this, so they can look forward to complaining and crying "activist judges are deteriorating our country's morals blah blah blah!" when they find out the FBI can't get away with as much power as they want the FBI to have.

    Whatever happened to conservatism being an ideology standing for limited government and personal freedoms? Just a pipe dream, so blatantly contradicting their own words with their actions. Just so some fat midwestern housewife voters can shake their fat arms in the air and scream in religious orgasm when they see consenting adults arrested on the 10:00 news.

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  164. I want to ba an FBI agent!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing which came into my mind after i read this is --
    change my career and become a FBI agent!! and see how creative people can get!

  165. Examples of Graphic and Violent Deviant Porn by epikourous · · Score: 1
    We must not let graphic and violent porn get into the hands of our children. This would include violent and abusive "snuff porn", drinking urine and eating excrement, and sexual images involving animals.
    Anyone who purveys such obscenity in the mass media, where children might see it, or leaves it in places where children are sure to find it, should be prosecuted according to the full extent of the law.

    Some examples of this kind of porn:

    • While they were enjoying themselves, the men of the city, some hoodlums, surrounded the house, and started pounding on the door. They said to the old man, the master of the house, "Bring out the man who came into your house, so that we can screw him." And the man, the master of the house, went out to them and said to them, "No, my brothers, do not act so wickedly. Since this man is my guest, do not do this horrible thing. Here are my virgin daughter and this man's girlfriend; let me bring them out now. Rape them and do whatever you want to them; but against this man do not do such an horrible thing." But the men would not listen to him. So the man seized his girlfriend, and put her out to them. They violently raped her, and abused her all through the night until the morning.

      And as the dawn began to break, they let her go. As morning appeared, the woman came and fell down at the door of the man's house where her master was, until it was light. In the morning her master got up, opened the doors of the house, and when he went out to go on his way, there was his girlfriend lying at the door of the house, with her hands on the threshold. "Get up," he said to her, "we are going." But there was no answer. Then he put her on the donkey; and the man set out for his home. When he had entered his house, he took a knife, and grabbing his girlfriend he cut her into twelve pieces, limb by limb, and sent her throughout all the territory of Israel.
      - Judges 19:22-29

    • But the Chief of Staff said to them, "Has my master sent me only to your master and to you to speak these words, and not to the men who sit on the wall, doomed to eat their own shit and drink their own piss with you?"
      - 2 Kings 18:27 & Isaiah 36:12

    • She lusted after her lovers there, whose "meat" was like the "meat" of donkeys, and whose jizz was like the jizz of stallions.
      - Ezekiel 23:20
  166. My God by caveat · · Score: 1

    All the Kevin Smith and nobody has yet mentioned the one, the only, the original...
    "Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again? "

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  167. Illegal vs. "Wrong". by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Dan Savage thinks it's wrong, and will tell you off for doing it. Dan Savage, however, will not subject you to legal sanction for eating poop. See, that's the difference between Dan Savage's opinion and Congress's laws. And it's why you should be more specific about what you mean when you say "out of bounds".

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  168. the thing about porn by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    The thing about porn and the law that has always puzzled me is that if a person gets paid for sex without a camera its called prostitution and the woman is thrown in jail (backwards especially since this occupation is usually turned to as a last result of other problems if not downright slavery). BUT if the same person is paid to have sex in front of a camera its called "art" and legal. And the situation for the person could still be the same - only in the "profession" because of other circumstances that darn near enslave them to it. In both cases the real monsters are ignored. - Pimps. That's what this crackdown is trying to do I bet - attack the pimps. It's like the difference between Playboy and other sleazy rags. Playboy bends over backwards to stay in full compliance with the law and their models are well cared for and certainly not hurting to be enslaved into it. The other sleazy rags though...they are like many of the 'net's porn sites where the pictures/video may even have been obtained illegally, without consent and certainly without pay. They are like Paparrazi to the porn industry iow. Will the FBI go after Playboy? - heck no, they'd find nothing illegal, doubt if they'd even find tax fraud. But these other thousands of sites? It's about time but they should just drop the stupid "deviant" thing, that's just a tag word they are using to justify their raids. A justification I don't think they even need. There are plenty of industries that have to accept and expect to have inspections popped on them by surprise at a moment's notice, the porn industry should be no different. For that matter ask the models if they want to be urinated on. I listened to an interview with Eva Carrara (sp) once and she advised gals getting into the porn biz to not put with that crap (her words) and especially not accept gang bangs on the first run... to only give up the goods gradually iow and remain in control that way. This crackdown could lead to a much needed service protecting models. Afterall factory workers are protected by laws and their employers have to comply with regs. Why shouldn't the porn industry? Their arguement about freedom of art has run its course because their right has been trampling on the rights of the workers/models.

    1. Re:the thing about porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In prostitution, a person pays to get screwed. In porn, a middleman pays others to strip, masturbate or screw on camera, and then people pay the middleman to see it.

  169. That a supid waste of resources by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Though I suppose its good the US uses resources harassing its own citizens instead of the rest of the world.

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  170. Braveheart by Azreal · · Score: 0

    Damn, mention taking away porn and the everyone comes out of the woodwork.

    "You can take away our lives, but you cannot take away our porn!"

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  171. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington... by kaschei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...state. Washington state. For you non-Americans, or victims of the public school system, that's not where the Congress meets. That's the District of Columbia, some 2,700 miles away. Hence the "Seattle Times" newspaper article.
    But yeah, all that other irrelevant stuff is interesting, if also dated.

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  172. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Being a slave in Roman territory was NOT the same thing as being a slave in America. Much closer to the system of indentured servitude a la Johnny Tremaine. You had rights. You could potentially become a citizen. Slavery in Rome was BAD, slavery in America was EVIL.

    As far as "freeing the slaves" goes in the US, we're still working on that. You'll know it's over when you start seeing black Libertarians.

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  173. Blowjob in handcuffs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That is an excellent idea. Generally I am not very happy when in handcuffs for distributing my liberal smut. However I do tent to be much more happy when I am getting a blowjob out of handcuffs.

    Soo.. I say that this idea should be put in the miranda rights that the Gestapo read deviants. For they will surely give up..Along with 48% of the population in hearing distance.

  174. God created sex, and everything else. by drn8 · · Score: 1

    If you believe the bible that is, and everything god created is good right? For a Christian to say otherwise is blasphemy.

  175. My Take... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... and you can quote me on this:

    "Other people's fetishes are weird."

    If you're part of our current administration, you can replace the word "weird" with "disgusting," "deviant," or "illegal."

    If you're a new-ager, you can replace the word "weird" with "misdirected," "unhealthy," or "disrespectful."

    If you're a broad-minded individual, you can replce the word "weird" with "hilarious," "creative," or "interesting ... with real potential."

    If you're a pornographer, you can replace the word "weird" with "profitable."

    In no case can you apply the phrase to your own fetishes, which, by definition, are hot.

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    1. Re:My Take... by Nomad37 · · Score: 1

      Insightful, but I'd like to add one:

      If you have any fetishes at all, and wish to be allowed to enjoy them ...

      "Other people's fetishes are... none of my concern"

      Well, we can dream...

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  176. Hmmm by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    Does this mean no more Goatse?

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      If so, at least there is an upside to all this hysterical religious nonsense.

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  177. Logical error? by eaolson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, does this mean that they're going to prosecute people for taking pictures of adults doing things that are perfectly legal to do?

    So we can DO it, we just can't LOOK at it?

    1. Re:Logical error? by paulbiz · · Score: 1

      When it doesn't have to do with sex or nakedness, it's usually the opposite. Showing illegal things is not illegal, just doing them is (since, I would guess, being on film or not does not change the fact that an act really occurred or not). Stealing is illegal, showing looters in the act on TV is not. Kidnapping is illegal, showing a kidnap victim (say, a 13 year old girl being snatched on security camera) over and over on TV is not. Murder is illegal, showing a dead murdered body (or mass graves full of dead murdered bodies) on film is not. But, as has been pointed out, don't show a naked dead body! Even corpses are sexual objects according to the FCC. Are all autopsies performed with a sheet draped over the pubic areas of the deceased?

      But when it involves sex it's all backwards. Producing, selling or even posessing straight adult penis-vagina man-doing-a-woman-in-missionary-position pornography is illegal in many (most?) parts of the US. Oral and anal sex are illegal in many US states. Same with gay sex. Does that mean any porn with straight oral or anal or any form of homosexual activity in it is illegal? I guess, but who knows. There seem to be different rules for each case.

      Showing naked Africans who live without clothes is OK, because they are not really human anyway, they are savages, more like wild animals. Showing white American nudists who chose to live without clothing on TV would get blurred out for sure, though.

      If they are really concerned about people shitting all over each other, they should realize how they are constantly shitting all over the American people and their freedoms.

    2. Re:Logical error? by eaolson · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oral and anal sex are illegal in many US states. Same with gay sex

      Just to nitpick, since Lawrence vs. Texas, any laws outlawing private homosexual conduct are unconstitutional. According to the Wikipedia entry, this probably applies to heterosexual sex as well.

      Since some of the more radical conservative judges on the Supreme Court do not believe Americans have a right to privacy, and with two judges needing replacement by the Bush administration, this may not be the case too much longer.

    3. Re:Logical error? by raoul666 · · Score: 0

      Which begs the question: if current trends continue, how much longer will be even be legally allowed to do it?

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  178. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by arminw · · Score: 1

    .....And the truly sick and twisted stuff is better left alone. ....

    If everybody shunned that porn, there wouldn't be any money in it and that would make it die out. This is also true of drugs and any other "sins" that many people like and are willing to pay hard earned or stolen money for. Artificially, by laws, restricting things that many are willing to pay for and thus enabling the purveyors to make a lot of money will always be counterproductive. The "war on drugs" has failed because there are enough customers to keep the suppliers in business. The "war on pornography" will fail for the same reasons. Prohibition was another example. If there is a demand for a commomdity or service, making it illegal only makes it more expensive, but will never eliminate suppliers thereof. Violent and explicit entertainments of all types will only exist as long as there are paying customers for such. Our prisons are overflowing with people who are there because they were in possession of something that they wanted, but which society said they shouldn't be allowed to have. Why should someone go to prison, for example, if he merely has a shotgun that is shorter than some arbitrary length or in posession of plants and other things which occur naturally?

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  179. There's sick stuff out there *links included : ) by m_evanchik · · Score: 1

    Those FILTHY BELGIANS better watch their step. I say we go to WAR. Kill their menfolk and enslave their women and eat their sausages and drink their beer.

    I demand the FBI spend MORE resources on this scourge to decency. I want daily updates on the Pursuit of Pornographic Pee-Pee.

    Can you imagine the poor guys assigned to this detail:

    "Hello, this is FBI Agent Dick Bladder. I'm investigating pictures of pictures of Poo-Poo, Pee-Pee, and Donkey-Fucking. Oh, you only have pictures of very fat women humping old men. Well, I guess that's okay. I trained at the Academy for two years before I could do this gig."

  180. Senior security analyst: its a running joke for us by Wwolmack · · Score: 2, Informative

    Also, a great article on this from the Washington Post (via the San Francisco Chronicle, no registration req'd).

    http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/20 05/09/21/MNGRSER4141.DTL&type=printable

    some choice quotes:

    "I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

    Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

    A few of the printable samples:

    "Things I Don't Want On My Resume, Volume Four."

    "I already gave at home."

    "Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

  181. It's Sanchez... Dirty Sanchez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gonzalez lost the franchise after washing it off.

  182. They can't find the good stuff by nzkbuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    We all know what the real reason is. Someone can't find any of "the good stuff". So now they have the FBI looking for it all.
    FBI siezes a copy and passes the most deviant on to higher up's who eventually pass it on to those who helped get them into office.

  183. I think this warrants paraphrasing Voltaire by netrat · · Score: 1

    I may not agree with your wanking off to DVDA furry porn, but I will defend to the death your right to wank to it.

  184. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's also funny to note how people who don't believe in God are just as quick to shove their beliefs down the throats of others as well.

  185. So Adam and Eve's male children married who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, it must be OK though to, uh, "do it" with your own mother though, right? Becuase according to the Bible I read, Adam and Eve only had male children. And those male children had to have someone to have sex with someone (female) to have children. Too bad there was only one woman on the Earth at that time, huh? Where did their wives come from? Or was Eve extra busy?

    1. Re:So Adam and Eve's male children married who? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Daughters are rarely mentioned at all in the old testament. In fact when you read between the lines you often get the idea that many men had more (legitimate) children than are recorded.

      I prefer to believe that because Eve was created from Adam, and God created Adam (I'd say from scratch, but that would outrule the idea that God didn't re-work an ape to be better, which is not a limit I wish to place) with no harmful recessive genes. So the male children of Adam and Eve could safely marry their sisters. It is only after years that mutations came into play, and enough were around that it became a bad idea to do that. (Mutation is of course a good thing - my genes are no longer optimized for the climate of Africa where mankind started out)

    2. Re:So Adam and Eve's male children married who? by ucahg · · Score: 1

      Genesis 5:4:

      After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters.

      So your point is null and void. And as to marrying your sister (because that's bound to be the next question), well that wasn't forbidden until later, and for a very practical reasons: (a) it was necessary - there was no one else, and (b) there weren't the risks involved that there have been ever since, since assuming Adam and Eve were genetically flawless, there wasn't really a higher risk of genetic disease.

      Now, I can see the negative view you have towards Christianity in your words, but don't assume people don't have answers to your "show-stopping" questions. You may have read the Bible, or portions, or what not, but there are people who study it for their entire lives. There are answers, and if I may make the comparision, you making judgments based on huge assumptions on the Bible would be similar to me judging the finest points of quantum mechanics with my second-year undergraduate education. Right? I am not quick to judge some things before looking into them in detail because simply put, I know I don't know everything. I'd also implore you to look more closely into this issue that you seem to ridicule; it's rather easily answered.

    3. Re:So Adam and Eve's male children married who? by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      OK... you are a flaming nut. Genesis is a myth. If you believe it is literally true, you are wrong/i>. If you belive the Bible, Old Testament or New is not self- contradictory on both a literal and figurative level, you have not been thinking. If you think that theology is in any way a source of truth, you are deluded, and when you attempt to compare the Bible with quantum mechanics, you expose yourself as a fool.

      Your religion deserves no respect, it is utterly and comletely false. The perversion of your mind by this hateful and puerile dogma is more wretched than any possible pornography.

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    4. Re:So Adam and Eve's male children married who? by oSand · · Score: 1

      Now, I can see the negative view you have towards Christianity in your words, but don't assume people don't have answers to your "show-stopping" questions.

      Answers involving 800 year olds? Isn't that more show-stopping than the question itself?

      there weren't the risks involved that there have been ever since, since assuming Adam and Eve were genetically flawless, there wasn't really a higher risk of genetic disease.


      Genetic flaws do not cause the problems associated with inbreeding, per se. These are largely the result of similar genes being combined to produce nasty combinations of homologous genes. Perfectly functional and adaptive genes can produce genetic disorders after recombination. This, in the case of A&E, is exacerbated by the fact that there are only 4 possible alleles at any particular locus.
    5. Re:So Adam and Eve's male children married who? by ucahg · · Score: 1

      I hate to feed a troll, but I'll just explain my post by this: the original post assumed Genesis was true in order to find a contradiction. Reductio Ad Absurdum. So I merely assumed it was true and showed there was no contradiction. I didn't make any effort to prove it was true, I'm merely showing the case brought up is not inconsistent.

  186. .. Non-apologists corrections by Pengo · · Score: 1

    "While most mainstream Mormons don't do that, they can still have multiple marrages. How? Well, then legal marrage ends at death; the religous marrage doesn't. It isn't uncommon to see older members outlive their wives and re-marry."

    I am sorry, but this is completely wrong. I am not Mormon today, but my parents are and having had a parent that was killed in an accident while I was young, I learned how this process really worked.

    After my mother remarried my now step-dad, they where married but not sealed. My mother couldn't get sealed to my step-dad because she was already sealed. As I understand the system you can't get re-sealed for "time-and-eternity" unless you temple-divorce. As I saw this was always a source of pain for my step-father who did believe in this religion.

      I personally find the entire system to be untrue and don't believe in it, but there is nothing shameful or inherently wrong about how the church currently is running the temple marriage as I see it, and further more I know of fewer organizations that push harder for the family unit to remain in tact.

    1. Re:.. Non-apologists corrections by ink · · Score: 1

      Well, I used to be a Mormon, and even served the mission and all that. The reason your mother could not be re-sealed is because she lacks a penis. Only men are allowed to be sealed again and again and again. Joseph Smith himself was "sealed" to girls as young as 14 years of age. He didn't want to share with other men, so he forbade women the same privilege. And blacks too. They couldn't be sealed. Dirty blacks and females weren't wanted in his church.

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    2. Re:.. Non-apologists corrections by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Yes, your mom couldn't have two husbands. That much is true. Polygamy is where a husband has multiple wives. That's what Mormons do. A wife can only have one husband.

      I fact, I've known people who have gotten divorced because the man left the church. The man refused to do any of the temple unmarrage thingies. The wife was not allowed to have another temple marrage because she's still sealed to her divorced, inactive husband.

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    3. Re:.. Non-apologists corrections by Pengo · · Score: 1


      Ah, thanks for the insight, it makes a bit more sense now.

      "I fact, I've known people who have gotten divorced because the man left the church. The man refused to do any of the temple unmarrage thingies. The wife was not allowed to have another temple marrage because she's still sealed to her divorced, inactive husband."

      I just can't imagine what an emotional roller-coaster it must be for women who are honestly stuck in the middle of a situation where they honestly believe they are going to be damned because they can't get their husband to cancel his membership. I also wonder how many women get shafted at the alter or pre-marriage because they couldn't get their situation sorted and the husband-to-be wouldn't bother marriage someone that wasn't sanctified by their church.

      Seems like a system that fosters a strange personal emotional abuse or anything but happiness to me.

  187. At least Cartman will approve by the+pickle · · Score: 1

    He won't have to see his mom in any more German scheiße videos...

    p

    1. Re:At least Cartman will approve by dfjunior · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP!!
      for correctly using the 'sharp s' in a South park reference

  188. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    How do you precisely know they seek validation? I mean, one could easily say that you simply don't want to rationally defend your position, so you are irrationally dismissing them by attacking their character.

    All religious types are offering "truth" that cannot be validated or refuted by science. Technically speaking, you can't tell someone any particular religion is untrue and be intellectually honest doing it. Fundamentally, you just don't know if any of them are true or not. You can merely suggest that not holding some religious belief makes more sense.

    That's the reason I think we still have prosletyzation: because they're presenting unfalsifiable claims, you can't convincingly demonstrate the claims are wrong.

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  189. Unrep. Population, fallacious composition... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1
    "Remember, it was the Catholic church who was involved in the business of molesting children"

    It sounds like you have been misinformed on the subject. There are individuals in the Catholic Church who committed some grievous misdeeds, but it was hardly the "business" of the church: this post was total flamebait.

    The sample population drawn from is highly unrepresentative of the whole organization, and also of the teachings of the organization. There is no piece of dogma that allows the molestation of children in the Catholic Church: indeed, it is abhorrent to them as a religious rule. An organization cannot be faulted and accused of supporting an act that was committed by members who knowingly and willingly disobeyed the dogma of the organization.

    Was America evil when Richard Nixon betrayed the laws of the country and hired people to break into the DNC files at Watergate? Of course not: Richard Nixon was the committor of an evil, in defiance of the laws set out by America. As such, America as an organization cannot be faulted. (This is not to say, however, that it cannot be faulted for other failings)

    As another example more closely related, take post-Soviet Russia. There are a number (some would say, even a great number) of lower level officials who are horribly corrupt: they would be willing to let people loose from prison for a bribe, or look the other way to crime. Does that make the government of Russia evil? No, because these are rogue individuals in the organization who have chosen to defy the laws and statutes of Russia. Likewise, rogue priests and Bishops who choose to defy papal law are not acting with the sanction of the church as a whole: they are rogue and detestable components that have seeped into the whole, but they are not the whole.

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  190. Re:But bestiality is still legal in Washington... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    Dated? It's from this summer!

    Also, last time I looked, many of the congresscritters (congress and senate) came from those 17 states that allow bestiality, so they have no legal impediment to screwing the pooch back home when they're not fucking the dog in Washington.

  191. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by arminw · · Score: 1

    .....Jesus wouldn't free the slaves....

    Jesus said: "If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. " (John 8:36) and He also said: "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    There are other kinds of slavery that are usually much worse than the kind of slavery Abe Lincoln was concerned about. Jesus said: " Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin." Outside of marriage sex is like a fire out of place. Fire and sex in their proper settings are positive and good.
    There all kinds of repetitive sins, commomly called addictions or compulsions that make a person worse off than many slaves were before the civil war.
    Another modern kind of slavery is excessive debt. How many pople are stuck in job they hate, but can't just quit because they have to pay all of their debs? The wisdom of Solomon tells us: "The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender." (Proverbs 22:7) I hope you are not a slave as defined above.

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  192. When will the FBI step up and protect the const... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    itution ;)

    The funny thing is, you'll let the government do whatever they want. You cant watch hot chicks shitting on each other, but you'll let the government shit all over you.

    Fuck i wish i were in Nazi Germany... I hear civil rights were better then :)

  193. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by symbolic · · Score: 1

    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,65772, 00.html

    It's some research which shows that porn addiction (via the internet) can be worse than crack. That roaring sound is the tidal wave of ignorance and self-righteousness that's about to completely overtake common sense. Look for the FBI to use whatever means they now have at their disposal, including those provided by our beloved imPatriot Act (specifically, National Security Letter). I'm willing to bet that the new Supreme Court justices will have some interesting impact on this, as cases being prosecuted may wind up there for further legal clarification.

  194. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by jcr · · Score: 1

    How do you precisely know they seek validation?

    I don't know it precisely. If I cared, I'd investigate more rigorously, but why bother?

    All religious types are offering "truth" that cannot be validated or refuted by science.

    That would explain why I don't take them seriously.

    . Technically speaking, you can't tell someone any particular religion is untrue and be intellectually honest doing it.

    I don't put much effort into disabusing people of their mythological beliefs. It's tedious and not very satisfying.

    -jcr

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  195. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Being a slave in Roman territory was NOT the same thing as being a slave in America. Much closer to the system of indentured servitude a la Johnny Tremaine. You had rights. You could potentially become a citizen. Slavery in Rome was BAD, slavery in America was EVIL.
    Yeah, riiiight.
    The offences of slaves were punished with severity and frequently the utmost barbarity. One of the mildest punishments was the removal from the familia urbana to the rustica, where they were obliged to work in chains or fetters (Plaut. Most. i.1.18; Ter. Phorm. ii.1.20). They were frequently beaten with sticks or scourged with the whip (of which an account is given under Flagrum), but these were such every-day punishments, that many slaves ceased almost to care for them: thus Chrysalus says (Plaut. Bacchid. ii.3.131),
    "Si illi sunt virgae ruri, at mihi tergum est domi."

    Runaway slaves (fugitivi) and thieves (fures) were branded on the forehead with a mark (stigma), whence they are said to be notati or inscripti (Mart. viii.75.9). Slaves were also punished by being hung up by their hands with weights suspended to their feet (Plaut. Asin. ii.2.37, 38), or by being sent to work in the Ergastulum or Pistrinum. [Ergastulum; Mola.] The carrying of the furca was a very common mode of punishment. [Furca.] The toilet of the Roman ladies was a dreadful ordeal to the female slaves, who were often barbarously punished by their mistresses for the slightest mistake in the arrangement of the hair or a part of the dress (Ovid. Am. i.14.15, Ar. Am. iii.235; Mart. ii.66; Juv. vi.498, &c.).

    Masters might work their slaves as many hours in the day as they pleased, but they usually allowed them holidays on the public festivals. At the festival of Saturnus in particular, special indulgences were granted to all slaves, of which an account is given under Saturnalia.

    Here's some of the fun stuff you could look forward to in Rome as a slave:

    1. Your owner decides he needs a eunich, so he has your balls cut off, and possibly your penis amputated (in the latter case, you have a 50% chance of not surviving) - you have no say in the matter;
    2. Your owner likes your wife, he fucks you have no say in the matter;
    3. Your owner likes your daugher, he fucks her - you have no say in the matter;
    4. Your owner likes your son, he fucks him - you have no say in the matter;
    5. Your owner needs some cash and sells off your wife - you have no say in the matter;
    6. Your owner decides that your pregnant wife shouldn't have had a kid, he "exposes" the kid - you have no say in the matter;
    7. Your owner sends you to the arena to fight to the death for his friends amusement - you have no say in the matter;
    8. Your owner beats you, big deal, you're property. If the beating is "intolerable" he has to sell you (some "punishment fitting the crime") - you have no say in the matter;
    9. You are prohibited from owning anything - all your property becomes the property of your owner.
    So, you say this was only "BAD"? Doesn't sound too much different from slavery in America, but that's never stopped "christian apologists" from mischaracterization and outright lies, as we're still seeing with the whole "Intelligent Design" crapfest.

    Slavery is never acceptable.

  196. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by arminw · · Score: 1

    ....."truth" that cannot be validated or refuted by science....

    There are many things in science that cannot be validated or experimentally verified and are therefore religious in nature, at least by your definition. Many aspects of evolution and origins for example. The sudden appearance of fully completed life forms, without the occurrence of the postulated transitions between them are evidence that the religion of evolutionary doctrine is what the proponents want to believe rather than what the evidence shows. No lab experiment has EVER shown macro evolution (not adaptation) nor has anyone ever created life from non-living components, such as making even a "simple" one celled living thing.

    Show me ONE "scientific" journal that does not somewhere contain faith words or phrases like "it is assumed", "most scientists believe", "it is believed that...." and other similar expressions. It just happens that the religion of science uses math and computers and constructs "models" based on certain "assumptions", (faith) but doesn't not bill itself as "religion" and is thus allowed to be taught in schools. Science just happens to be the religion of our culture.

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  197. Re:What's deviant? Answer follows... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    It's obvious: Deviant sexuality is clearly where the penis deviates to one side or the other.

    It's the perfect solution to teen pregnancies too. Tell kids that having a bendy John-Thomas is "deviant" (despite almost every single male having some degree of deviation) and you can oppress an entire generation in to not having sex. It'll be almost as successful at preventing teen pregnancy and teen STD infection as the other forms of abstinence education have proven to be. Where would we be without Conservatives to save us?!

  198. What an opportunity! by tgd · · Score: 1

    Forget being the beer baron, I'm going to be the poop baron!

  199. "Arsians"? by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Despite a growing deficit and considerable budget concerns, the federal government will soon be paying FBI agents to surf the web in search of questionable content, a job that many Arsians would gladly do for free.

    Maybe I'm just not with it, but wtf is an Arsian? Is that an Asian that likes looking at Arse on the internet?

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    1. Re:"Arsians"? by segphault · · Score: 1

      The article was written for Ars Technica. Arsians are readers of Ars Technica.

  200. The War On Pornography by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    Well, thank God for that. I was scared porn might have gone away. Now the government has declared a war on it, we can rely on the same victories seen in the War On Terror and the War On Drugs: a few politicised arrests followed by a massive upsurge.

    Of course, this time, if they want to sacrifice America's fine young ladies in a war that can never be won, you'll get a lot more support from me than when they did it with America's fine young men.

    Hooray Beer and Hooray Republicans!

  201. Christians and BDSM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I stumbled across an interesting site a while back.

    http://christiansandbdsm.com/

    This site states that BDSM in and of itself is not necessarilly anti-Christian, as long as it is practiced within the bounds of marriage with both parties consenting to it and agreeing on boundaries.

  202. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, using ``tug typesetting'' as limiting terms filters out too many posts or web pages which I've found useful. The TeX User's Group is an excellent resource, and I contribute to it as best I can (quite often since TUG's support e-mail address was piped through to texhax), but there's quite a bit more out there.

    William

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  203. Benefits of fornication? by titzandkunt · · Score: 1


    "...I ask any reasonable person (most slashdotters excluded here ;-) ) to name a benefit of fornication...."

    With luck and a following wind, fornication can result in some of the most pleasurable, exciting and intense experiences that will occur during your oh-so brief lifetime.

    As you say, it can also result in STDs, babies, shame and regret. Speaking of regrets, my biggest regret is that I declined, when my girlfriend & her (female) cousin came home drunk and offered to double up on me. However, I digress...

    Many choices in life are a gamble. If the fornification gamble had no payoff, why would people "place their bets" with such frequency?

    T&K.

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  204. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'd rather be a free atheist, able to do what I want than be a slave living under "christian morality."

    There is nothing wrong with sex between two consenting unmarried people, just like there's nothing wrong with same-sex marriage. "Christian morality" is an oxymoron. That is the truth that shall set you free, not "knowing Jebus."

    But god must really love the Bible Belt - he's sending all those hurricanes there to help all his children get all that nice federal money, and to take extended vacations from work. He's even provided all those corpes (surely, they are heathen corpses, right?) so the crocodiles won't starve. Yes, sir, the ultimate slave-owner thinks of everything.

    He's even helping his number one servant, George Bush, be the most popular president in all history.

    Too bad God doesn't exist. If Jesus were to appear before me tonight, I would take the opportunity to be the first in line to say "fuck you" and kick him in the balls because of all the stupidity and harm done in his name. After all, if he's so omnipotent, he's been pretty damn negligent.

  205. That's a relief... by plughead · · Score: 1

    I assume this means that the 'War On Terror' is over then? It certainly would indicate that they (the FBI) have nothing better to do than harass people minding their own business. Since they're no longer needed or even serving a useful purpose, perhaps it's time to think about disbanding them?

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  206. COERCED CONSENT by SauroNlord · · Score: 1

    we talk about 'consenting adults'....However it has to be VALID CONSENT. What constitutes valid consent? Take a look at a lot of the girls drinking urine, or some of the real vile stuff. I do not think they are doing this 'freely' as you and I decide. Rather there is something behind the scenes: i) drug addictions ii) Low education, no money ...What about those that do love the taste of urine and would love to do this in public eye(assuming they do it privately...why not get paid for it?) ...How do we determine valid consent? At what point of 'the perks' becomes coersion?

  207. Where's your point? by (Score+5,+Flamebait) · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm still waiting where you show that urine is in any way LESS safe than the other fluids that are involved in plain vanilla sex. Which IS perfectly legal for those over 18.

    Even if you suppose the urinator has an infection of some kind and that sterile urine picks up some bacteria on the way out... isn't that the same exit that semen is taking? And how does either of those compare to saliva?

    The entire point of the (what was it now, great-great-grandparent?) original post was that two consenting adults involved in "water sports" aren't doing anything in any way more dangerous than you'd see in "standard" porn. So -- why in the world should anyone care if another adult wants to see videos of this? So.. it doesn't hurt the participants in any way (cf America's Funniest Home Videos, for example), they are consenting adults, and even if viewers decide to do the same thing, it won't hurt them in any way (again, cf America's Funniest HV, or Jackass, or WWF wrestling, or pro football, or boxing, or almost any action movie... need I go on?). Why the hell are they outlawing it? Hey, it doesn't float my boat, but I really have no concern whatsoever with anyone who does get off on it. Why shouldn't I?

    Oh, because urination is OUTRAGEOUS! It must be stopped! Sure, it's not hurting anyone... but somehow it's CORRUPTING THEM!

    It's so ridiculous, I could just spit. Wait, is that still legal?

    1. Re:Where's your point? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      I'm still waiting where you show that urine is in any way LESS safe than the other fluids that are involved in plain vanilla sex.

      Uh, nice rant, but your waiting for ME to show it??? I have no idea what you are talking about. The only post I have made on the entire topic is that wikipedia is not a reliable reference source. The great grandparent (ish) post used wikipedia as a reference Then someone else posted another 'reference' website with different info and got blasted for it not being a real reference site. This was ironic since wiki isn't a real reference site either. I was pointing out the irony and stating that wikipedia isn't a site of realiable information either.

    2. Re:Where's your point? by (Score+5,+Flamebait) · · Score: 1

      Meh -- fair enough, I assumed you were the AC above that as well. I'll still ding you a few points for contributing nothing to the conversation, though. Whether Wikipedia is the ideal reference is irrelevant when you can confirm his point on numerous other sites.

      Just like whether urine is going to be *perfectly* sterile or not is pretty irrelevant when it's definitely more sterile than saliva and at least as sterile as semen.

  208. Sigh by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
    All I can say is thank God for Roosevelt 2. Thanks to him, Bush 2 is over after 2008.

    Man, I don't understand the US government. Democracy my ass. I don't remember voting on any referendum to allow the government to censor pornography.

    I know, I know, we get to vote on our representatives and the President, and this somehow means that we must suffer what they put into law. The funny thing about pornography is, in my experience it is the bosses who often consume more of it than the lower workers. Am I right IT guys? And I am sure the federal government workers such as Congress are even more guilty. I've read how the congressmen going to Viet Nam for tours back when were more interested in getting poontang and buying black market antiquities than in investigating the war effort.

    Here on the one side (detriments) we have a waste of taxpayer money, oppression of pornography, and a freedom of speech right that is more narrow than it was yesterday. On the other side we have, what, more uptight citizens? No, that goes with the first side. What again exactly is the benefit of this oppression?

    It is often the more you oppress something, the more people are interested in it. So I guess the benefit we will get is that more people may become interested in this stuff. And likely everyone will all be more uptight about the whole issue.

  209. Nanny State to the rescue by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Great, go after 2 *consenting adults* .. WTF?

    Since when does the government have a right to dictate what is deviant when all parties are adults and are consenting to the activity?

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  210. White House Underage Call-boy Network by almound · · Score: 1

    So the people that run underage escort services featuring "call-boys" out of their town-homes and even the White House are going to be prosecuting us for deviant sex?

    See the headlines of the Washington Times (June 29, 1989) "Homosexual prostitution ring ensnares VIPs with Reagan, Bush." Photoshop, you say? I'm old enough to remember when the paper came out. Watch the documentary "Conspiracy of Silence" that was to air on the Discovery channel on May 3, 1994 but was suppressed.

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/archive_elite_sex_ring .html

  211. Glad we have spare time now by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its good to hear we have taken care of the terrorist threat. Gangs.. etc.. and that we have time to INVADE THE CITIZENS PRIVACY even more. 'to protect us'.

    I suppose this crap is 'for the kids' too, eh?

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  212. Distraction. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Pres. Bush: "I take full responsibility for the massive fuckups that I've perpetuated despite having spent a trillion dollars on the problem, increased the size of the government, and raised spending all while... LOOK OVER THERE! PORN! EVIL, EVIL PORN!"

    Press: "Huh? Where? Ohmygod!"
    Press: "That's disgusting!"
    Press: "No it's not, he's consenting."
    Press: "Oh yeah? How would you know?"
    Press: "I uh... hey, where'd the President go?"

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  213. Great News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you to the FBI... I'm glad to see a consistent track record from Uncle Sam!!

    Let's lower less important priorities like ...
    Murder
    Terrorism
    Rape

    It's obvious that compared to consensual sex, they should all be lower on the priority list. It's consistent with film ratings too. Beheadding someone is ok - but sex in a movie?? Heaven forbid!!

    Consistency is a good thing.
    Regards,

    Joe Public
    PS Only in America would someone be more offended by nudity than graphic violence. This FBI priority speaks volumes.

  214. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, way to be a bigot. Here's a hint: just because they don't want to pledge allegence to your god in order to be an accepted part of this country does not mean they want to steal your bible and burn down your church.

  215. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now sir, you get the bigot award as well. Just because your beliefs do not make room for a religion, does not make religion a myth or false. You can no more prove other's religion wrong than they can prove it correct. Try pulling your head out of your arrogant ass and you might actually start having some success at conviencing your beliefs have some merit.

  216. Punishment for Pornographers by vidal187 · · Score: 1

    Extreme pornographers should be punished under the same philosophy as drug dealers.

    Drugs too are a 'no victim' crime... until you look at the correlations between crime and drug usage. Do some research and you'll find that pornography usage is strikingly correlated with serious felonies (domestic abuse, rape, incest, murder...) as well as correlated with the development of many phsycological pathologies.

    While I don't claim to know what is and isn't protected as a freedom of speech, there is certainly enough sociological evidence to show the addictive cycle of pornography parallels the addictive cycle of druge usage, all of which leads to criminal behavior.

    So who are these pornographers compared to other 'clearly criminal' offenders? They are drug dealers--only a different kind of drug that is release in our mind instead of swallowed.

    1. Re:Punishment for Pornographers by m50d · · Score: 1
      Do some research and you'll find that pornography usage is strikingly correlated with serious felonies (domestic abuse, rape, incest, murder...) as well as correlated with the development of many phsycological pathologies.

      Maybe you should do some research. Most types of pornography have no detectable effect on temperament or attitudes, in fact I only know of one sort (that which promotes the "rape fantasy") which has been shown to have any negative effects. Any type of porn has far far less correlation with crime etc. than alcohol, and see your history for the effects of banning that.

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    2. Re:Punishment for Pornographers by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      there is certainly enough sociological evidence to show the addictive cycle of pornography parallels the addictive cycle of druge usage, all of which leads to criminal behavior.

      Perhaps you would care to give us some evidence of this supposed research which shows that viewing porn or using drugs always leads to criminal behaviour? Because it certainly isn't true based on my experience.

    3. Re:Punishment for Pornographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn has a self-selected audience, who can relieve sex and power urges without involving other people. It's hardly surprising that people resisting dangerously antisocial urges are likely to turn to it. Attempted self-medication explains the correlation just as well as positing some unmeasurable side effects of viewing it.

    4. Re:Punishment for Pornographers by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      "Do some research and you'll find that pornography usage is strikingly correlated with serious felonies (domestic abuse, rape, incest, murder...) as well as correlated with the development of many phsycological pathologies."

      Correlation != Causation.

      Also, those with a healthy attitude towards sex (from BOTH PARTNERS), we would not find these psychosocial issues and "addictions".

      Stigmatizing isn't going to give the addicts a healthy sex life as much as prohibition served to eliminate alcoholism. Therapy and raising the children to understand that sex isn't a shameful thing will help to reduce the addict's taboo thrills and give them a greater sexual center.

  217. If I remember correctly... by cshank4 · · Score: 1

    ... I saw a special on a congressman who had the largest porn library in the world, in his basement, in WASHINGTON D.C. Hehe... Poor guy.

  218. Canada has been doing this for a long time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada already requires that all pornographic movies go through a national censorship process, and anything determined too devient is not approved.

    Canada customs are extremly vigilant about checking any CD, movie, magazine you might be bringing into Canada to make sure no smut from the U.S. or anywhere else is coming in.

  219. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by adrianmonk · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In my experience, most proslytutes, (whether they're bible-thumpers, scientologits, victimhood fetishists, commies, radfems, or any other flavor of zealot), know that their position is fundamentally irrational, so they seek validation by shoving their beliefs down the throats of others.

    You know, I'm all for exposing stupid, wrong, and evil motivations behind proselytizing. For instance, the church I've been going to sent out an e-mail a few weeks ago encouraging people to help out victims of Hurricane Katrina, and the e-mail said helping them would be a good way to "show them that love [read: 'God'] always triumphs" or something like that. My feeling was, how about if we instead help them purely because we care about our fellow man?

    But I digress. The point is, I agree that people have stupid motivations for proselytizing. But, I was raised in the Christian church and have been involved in it for 1/3 century now in some form, and I have never seen anyone proselytize for the reason that you describe. I've seen people proselytize because they think they're supposed to and they'd feel guilty if they didn't. I've seen people proselytize because they think they're supposed to, and deep down they're good people who want to do what's right. I've seen people proselytize because they're afraid God is going to be mad at them if they don't. I've seen people proselytize because they are sure they're right and they are sure people who believe differently are wrong and they feel sorry for those people and want to help them. I've seen a whole lot of people proselytizing because it makes them feel like they're achieving something if they make the church grow bigger (even if it's at the expense of other churches growing smaller). I've seen people proselytizing because they have a bad self-image in general and they feel like if they do what God wants them to, then this makes them a good person.

    But, I've never seen anyone proselytize because convincing someone else of something validates their own belief in it. Fact is, there are plenty of people who really don't believe in God, but there are plenty of people who honestly, really, truly do believe in God and aren't just saying that because they want to use the concept of God to manipulate others somehow. Now, whether they're right or wrong about their belief in God is a different story, but it would be a mistake to think they don't really believe in it.

  220. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Oh, ye of little proof!

    Your mythology is precisely as valid as this mythology. That will not change, no matter how much of snit you work yourself into.

    -jcr

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  221. Not entirely in jest. by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    First they came for the pornographers, and I did not speak out because I was not a pornographer.

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  222. Government just lost a major obscenity case by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that Gonzalez just lost a major case: he tried to prosecute producers of violent porn, and the judge threw the case out, agreeing with the defense that production and distribution of obscene materials are protected by the constitutional right to privacy. Of course Gonzalez is going to appeal.

  223. Pink Floyd by William-Ely · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hey preacher! Leave my porn alone!

    To be serious for a moment... If I had children I know there are things on the internet I wouldn't want them to stumble upon so I can see why some people want to have that kind of content eliminated. On the other hand I don't believe that the government should have the power to decide what qualifies as ofensive. I would rather take it upon myself as a parent to limit my child's access to the internet. (/serious) When the day comes that my nerd son has skillz so 1337 that he can best my home network security then I will proudly grant him access to the full fowlness of the internet. I will unleash upon the internet a nerd the likes of which the world has never seen before!

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    1. Re:Pink Floyd by lgw · · Score: 1

      grant him access to the full fowlness of the internet.

      "Fowlness"? Now *there's* an interesting Freudian slip!

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    2. Re:Pink Floyd by William-Ely · · Score: 1

      Sorry! That's foulness. I knew something didn't look right when I previewed the post. Wait you mean you aren't all ducks?

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  224. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, ye of little comprehension!

    Your conjecture is precisely as valid as this conjecture. That will not change, no matter how much of snit you work yourself into.

  225. Here's My Theory by Ranger · · Score: 1

    I bet someone sent Ashcroft an email with Goatse hidden in it. And they sent it to him because he covered all those deviant porno statues. Especially that one that was behind him for every press conference. He was so traumatized he had to step down, but he had to let the incoming AG know about it so the FBI could go after all that Goatse porn.

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  226. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    I think you are confusing "irrational" with "practical". Of course, I say this with the full authority of a radfem and commie, both of which I sorta am.:P

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  227. Because you're a conservative by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Conservatives think the same thing about society that user ajs said here about hurricane control:
    "My rule of thumb is: don't mess with large systems that you depend on for your survival."

    The Bush administration is not conservative in that sense.

  228. Well put... by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Insightful
    More like the 19th century

    I'm not sure they were necessarily so openly perverted *at the time*, but your point is well taken.

    It is a shame that we Americans seem hell-bent (sorry, couldn't resist) on turning back the clock to one of the most socially and psychologically repressive eras in human existence.

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  229. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by jcr · · Score: 1

    What makes you think I'm upset?

    -jcr

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  230. Not enough documentation for you? by almound · · Score: 1

    Try these sites:

    http://www.newsmakingnews.com/sexandcapitol7,18,01 .htm#article2

    (full text of many news articles)

    http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a388cd49f5ce8.ht m#article19

    (Sex, Lies, Videotape, Teenagers, Drugs, Blackmail, and Death)

    To see the entire "Conspiracy of Silence" documentary:

    http://www.rense.com/general61/appallingconspiracy of.htm

  231. LOL by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1

    The home of internet porn, spam and crime declares war on one of these things. That's very much like the USA trying to abolish weapons of mass distructions. Doh. Bigotry is bliss. :-)

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  232. Comstock by What+me+a+Coward · · Score: 1

    Welcome back to the Comstock era everybody were one man or group or orginisation gets to decide what is correct and moral for the rest of the nation like it or not he/they are the sole voice of morality for the next 50 years. :(

      Ok so i think the pissing and shitting is kinda sick myself but as long as their consenting adults and it's got proper safeguards in place to keep the kiddies out i don't see where it needs regulation.

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  233. add it to our firewalls? You mean Bookmarks by infonography · · Score: 1

    My collection has yet to include Dogs who love Midget's Shoes or Hot Ant on Ant action. If the FBI can find such sites then they are my heroes.

    Sorry, but this is a political scenario called; "Run Screaming back to your base"

    Call me partisan (and I am certainly am), but this is pure hokum. Bushcorp is in big trouble in the polls and need to get the approval points back up. Look for big crackdowns on NAMBLA (North American Marlon Brando Look-Alike) and Gay Porn sites. Mary Carey - The Porn Star Who Would Be Governor of California, Will be linked to making porn and keep her out of the race for the next California Governor. Leaving only the likes of Gary Coleman and Democrats to face down Schwarzenegger in 2006.

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  234. America = Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, for everyday it becomes more and more like it.
    Always trying to regulate everything.

    So anal intercourse will be banned?

    I think they shouldnt try ban any porn.
    But maybe they should make so that its not allowed for non-adult sites to have adult banners on them, to prevent kids and people from entering those sites by accident.

  235. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by killjoe · · Score: 1, Funny

    "In my experience, most proslytutes"

    Does that include Rush LImbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, George Bush and the people who follow them?

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  236. bah... by Ahaldra · · Score: 1
    quoted from the ars technica article:
    According to the Washington Post, the new anti-obscenity squad, which will consist of eight agents, a supervisor, and assorted staff,
    Considering the size of the FBI, this "Unit" is just a small nod to bush's fundamentalist voters, who can then continue to say: "He always begins his day on his knees, praying, such a good christian." and completely forget about the katrina disaster, the poverty increase, the cronyism, the bloated, intrusive government and all the other things going wrong.

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  237. Nazsco 1:19 by nazsco · · Score: 1

    Nazsco 1:19

    and since the bible has issues with drunken orgies, i'm an ateist

  238. Re:Which bible? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
    one should never misrepresent what the Bible says....

    You might as well, since the bible is a translation of a translation of a.... Each translation will reflect the politics and norms of the times.

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  239. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by nazsco · · Score: 1

    I bet you're with the evil folks that kidnaped jebus!

    (because he's already back)

  240. Re:Nooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Because you'll be gripping it so hard or because its so sticky....

  241. "Animals can't consent"? Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for the others - bestiality, yes, this is wrong and should be banned - animals can't consent, obviously. I've no qualms with them banning this, as I'm not a fan of animal cruelty in any form...

    Again, the 'animals can't consent' theory. I dare ya to try to hump the next pitbull you come across, five bucks says you get a nice big taste of reality.

  242. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think I'm upset?

  243. The time for rebellion may be coming by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."

    I was fine with killing all the indians. I was fine with burning witches. I was fine with stealing half of mexico. I was fine with putting the japs in a bunch of camps. I was fine with american imperialism. I'm fine with a war on islam (if it weakens christianity). But if they take away my fucking porn, I'm going to lead an armed rebellion. We can move to canada, arm up, then invade from the north! They'll NEVER expect that!

    I know exactly why they're doing this. It's the same reason you might offer someone $500 for a car you intend to pay $2000 for. Offer the extreme and make them bargain with you to the point where you're happy, but this way they feel relieved because they didn't get totally fucked. So instead of us arguing to make prostitution and marijuana legal, we're fighting this battle over something much more severe, and losing territory in the mean time. Brilliant strategy on their part, really, until it pisses people off.

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  244. Here's some... by 0xB00F · · Score: 1
  245. Add it to my firewall!?!?!? by deft · · Score: 1

    Hell no, I'm adding it to my favorites!

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  246. I agree with this analysis wholeheartedly :.exampl by backslashdot · · Score: 2, Informative

    America supposedly have a Christian heritage, yet the whole bible isn't followed.

    For example many "Christians" believe that it's ok to torture people without knowing for 100% certain that they are guilty, because it can save lives .. that it's ok to torture some non US citizen innocents if americans are to be saved. I have heard this view being pushed as to why the prisoners in Gitmo shouldnt have rights, we dont have an obligation to determine their guilt or innocence and therefore they should be tortured for information.

    Many so called christians are in no way deserving of that name. That is the reason many people have turned away from chrisianity. Because of the false ambassadors.

    However the bible is quite clear:

    Proverbs 16:8 (New International Version)
    8 Better a little with righteousness than much gain with injustice

    And the meme going around that illegal immigrants deserve no rights:

    Jeremiah 22:3
    3 This is what the LORD says: Do what is just and right. Rescue from the hand of his oppressor the one who has been robbed. Do no wrong or violence to the alien, the fatherless or the widow, and do not shed innocent blood in this place.

    Deuteronomy 1:16
    16 And I charged your judges at that time: Hear the disputes between your brothers and judge fairly, whether the case is between brother Israelites or between one of them and an alien.

    Leviticus 24:22
    22 You are to have the same law for the alien and the native-born. I am the LORD your God.' "

    Exodus 12:49
    49 The same law applies to the native-born and to the alien living among you."

    Leviticus 19:33
    When an alien lives with you in your land, do not mistreat him.

    Deuteronomy 10:18
    He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the alien, giving him food and clothing.

    (there are a lot more .. try searching or better yet read the whole book)

  247. Why: by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

    1. The FBI can actually catch pornographers.

    2. It's nearly impossible to defend "deviant" pornography without easily being labeled and therefore ignored or reviled by the public.

    3. It makes the government look good in the eyes of the bible thumping sheeple that make up the voting public.

    4. Pork. Hey, how else are the well-educated-but-utterly-unskilled friends and family of connected families supposed to get a well paying government job?

  248. "taking His name in vain" by Atario · · Score: 1
    swearing (a violation of the ten commandments)
    I assume you're referring to "taking His name in vain". A long time ago, I saw one of those televangelists that were so popular there for awhile (I guess this would be the early '90s or so), who seemed out of place with all those other televangelist guys. He talked about how there was in fact no heaven nor hell, and other interesting stances. One of them, getting to the point, was that "taking His name" referred not to saying God or Jehova or whatever in a frivolous or other manner, but rather claiming to represent God or interpret God's wants or whatever without actually doing it correctly -- false preaching = "taking His name in vain".

    As a secular humanist, I found it an interesting interpretation.
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    1. Re:"taking His name in vain" by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      I've always interpreted it as the form of an oath. It's considered cute or utterly meaningless these days, but in many cultures (particularly that of the early hebrews) it had a more serious meaning. If you said "By God I mean it!" it was one of the strongest ways you could assert the truth of a statement without going into fanciful hyperbole. To say "God damn" something, they meant it. Even more recently, that meaning still applied, just with less seriousness (ie you were no longer demanding their damnation, but you were still wishing some divine ill will upon your target).

      Taking certain phrases too seriously is a little anal, but many DO take it seriously. And even those people who view it as a direct violation of a commandment, and who take it very seriously, are less vehement about enforcing it than they are about other pet concerns (of which there are a wide range).

      It's not an unusual interpretation to say that simply applying the word as an unthinking and more or less meaningless expletive is more indecorous than sinful. Most "good churchgoing people" just find it mildly to strongly offensive (even if it's what they'll themselves say after hammering their thumb), but don't view it as the same level of violation as say... swearing on a bible then lying your ass off (the best modern comparison to the original intent).

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  249. Deviant porn? Deviant porn? by Neeth · · Score: 1

    Oooh, you mean deviant pr0n? Why didn't you say so?

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  250. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to nitpick but there is no such word as "prosylutes" the correct word used in the parent context would be "proselytizers." - Merriam Webster

  251. WTF?! by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

    Yes, I think we should only use the original greek and hebrew text because anyone who can't read those languages fluently obviously isn't intelligent enough to have any useful ideas about God, they should shut up and leave determining God's will to those of us who are 'enlightened'. Let's not argue about which original well use because there are several discrepencies between the copies that exist today.

    Oh yeah, and St. Jerome was actually the first guy to do the whole vernacular scripture thing. He compiled the Vulgate (i.e. vulgar or common) which was meant to be readable for the common people (and was until Christianity spread beyond the Roman Empire)

    1. Re:WTF?! by kaligraphic · · Score: 1

      Actually, the original was in the common vernacular - the part in Hebrew was written to those who spoke Hebrew, and the part in Greek was written in koine (common) Greek. Koine Greek was the common language of much of the "known world" at the time, being essentially a pidgin Greek derived from the Attic Greek that was spread by Alexander of Macedon. (It was the lingua franca of its time, not any sort of "Holy Ghost language" or anything weird like that. Just everyday Greek for everyday people.)

      What we should find surprising about Jerome's translation of the Bible into common Latin is not that he thought to put the Bible into the common language, but that anyone (like Augustine) thought it a bad idea.

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    2. Re:WTF?! by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      You have reminded me of one of my favorite quotations from Neitzsche:
      "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author; even more curious that he did not learn it better."

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  252. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by arose · · Score: 1

    Just wait until they hear of this 'oxygen' substance!

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  253. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

    The issue here is that many "fundementalist" christians have a lot of trouble making religion work with a thoroughly modern mind set. They approach the bible and religion as if it is supposed to be logical. It isn't. Religion isn't about logic. But most modern americans lack the tools to deal with something that really is purely spiritual. Clearly this state is pretty weak faith. I think someone who's faith is weak and their belief relies on christianity being based entirely on fact and logic is going to do some crazy things. Like insist that evolution doesn't happen because it isn't in the bible. In that state they really do spread the word because its the only way they can keep from doubting.

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  254. Al Qaeda or Ron Jeremy by mr_burns · · Score: 1

    I don't give a damn about hunting down porn. The FBI's #1 priority right now should be counterterrorism and counterintelligence. Second to that should be criminal organizations that create infrastructure that can also be useful to terrorists or other non-state actors. After that can be prioritized what with the politics and the stick-up-the-ass interference in the private lives of adult Americans.

    Gonzales and Bush just don't have their priorities straight at DoJ. I move that they be forbidden from speaking the phrase "War on Terror" until it's given a higher priority at FBI than what private citizens do with their naughtybits.

    Seriously, this is either lunacy, incompetance or both.

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  255. This is where is always starts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer:
    I am not a paedophile and people who are want castration, preferably without anaesthetic, and a good kicking.

    However.

    Uninformed readers should take note because this development is a repeat of many forms of oppression down the ages.

    Yes, lets crack down on kiddie porn.
    OK, how do we do that? We build a surveillance infrastructure.
    It's pricey but worth every penny and Society is with every step of the way.
    Hmm, now we have that infrastructure, lets crack down on Deviant Sex.
    Ok, 10% of Society kinda like a bit of the old deviant sex, but the majority are with us on this.
    Right. Anal sex. Its illegal in 10 states dontyaknow and its only reallythe village, san fran and frat houses where people do this kind of thing. So thats banned too. Gotta use that infrastructure else its tax dollars gone to waste.
    Hang on. There's a white chick with a black guy. Cant have that.
    Wait. Two chicks. That cant be right.
    And this guy over here just downloaded some MP3's too.

    Just an observation.

  256. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    Fine, but that says nothing in favor of internally contradictory mythologies such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism or Hinduism.

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  257. we just don't like competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a small canadian city. There are three porn stores in my city. one of them, a half our bike ride from my house, is open 24/7. there, I can go to buy star trek porn, along with all kinds of bdsm/deviant material. and this stuff isn't rated, btw.

  258. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by glitch23 · · Score: 0

    ... know that their position is fundamentally irrational, so they seek validation by shoving their beliefs down the throats of others.

    Is that why you decided to post?

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  259. Americans begged for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hope this does anger a lot of Americans because they minlessly begged for this treatment by voting these religious Republican loonies back into office. Americans have no memory of history. We went through this sexual repressive shit in the 80s and in a subtle way in the 90s with the witchhunt directed against Bill Clinton and his unforgiveable sex life and the endless carping from conservative radio nutjobs about how the president is a "moral leader." The conservative religious right had power under Reagan/Bush and we started to see crazy shit like this happen then too. But America votes these guys back into power anyway. Why? Do we enjoy leaders who dictate sexual behavior to its citizenry? Does that sound like the principles that made America?

    I guess we do. I guess we need a nanny state to make sure we keep our weenies in the proper places. I guess we can't trust ourselves.

    I think none of us should be complaining about this. After all, we begged for it.

  260. A Whole Lotta Bellyaching!! by FFFish · · Score: 1

    Gonna do anything about it? I betcha won't.

    The world waits with bated breath. Will the USA citizenry finally wake up?

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  261. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by Redwin · · Score: 1

    No No No, its hydrogen monoxide that you have to be careful of :-)

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  262. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by kaligraphic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Or is the point that a man may not have vaginal intercourse with another man, and should do it anally instead? (that would definitely be more practical...) ;)

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  263. Great by j.someone · · Score: 1

    Now lets also crack down on eating and feeling hungry.

  264. FBI sends early notice: by TommyPickles · · Score: 0

    The Goatse.cx man is on notice.

  265. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And rightly so, pure hydroxide (OH) would be highly basic and corrosive.

  266. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Funny how "Da Man", the "Big JC", "God the Son" had fewer moral scruples than Honest Abe Lincoln when it came to slavery. All sorts of "teachings", and not 3 words: "free the slaves." Yep, "Love your neighbour as yourself" - "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" - except if he or she is a slave.

    If you were a slave, would you want your owner to free you ? Yes ? Then, the very command you quoted - "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" - means that you should set free any slaves you might have. Where you got the idea that this command doesn't apply to slaves I have no idea. It certainly does.

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  267. Re:Just politics, as usual: A wedge issue by shani · · Score: 1

    Very insightful!

    The question to ask a_greer2005 is, "Would you have voted against Bush if you knew about this?" My guess is the answer is "no", because this would have meant voting for Kerry.

    OTOH, I am quite sure there are parents who would see the FBI's action as a good thing - even Democratic parents.

    This is classic wedge politics. Basically, anything that has more of a chance to cause voters on the other side to defect than your own voters qualifies.

  268. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    If by radical Christians you mean the ones that actually believe what the bible says and does the very best to live by it instead of being a Sunday morning quarterback and a Friday night hell raiser then I would certainly want to be the former and not the latter since the latter is the prime definition of a hypocrite.

    No. Being unable to live by your ideals now and then (or most of the time or even any time) does not make you hyporcite. It makes you flawed and inperfect. Now, if this Friday night hell riser condems his drinking buddies on Sunday, then he is a hypocrite - because he holds others onto a standard of behavior the himself is unable or unwilling to follow.

    That's what hypocrisy is - judging others with a different scale than yourself. You starts condemning people, you assume the powers of a judge (for which you really don't have authority for, but that is beyond this discussion); you start condemning different people with different scale, you become a corrupt judge, and are essentially showing contempt for whatever law you are supposedly judging by - God's law, in this case.

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  269. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by arminw · · Score: 1

    ....mythologies such as Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism or Hinduism....

    My point is that those who adhere to the religion of science pretend that their religion is somehow "objective" and therefore true and may be propagated in violation of the separation of church and state. They have convinced our courts and lawmakers of that and so their faith based religion may be openly taught in public schools, whereas all the others are prohibited. Unproven, faith based scientific dogma is the state sponsored religion of the United States of America, to the exclusion of all others. What's so different about that than when the Catholic church was the only one allowed in medieval Europe?

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  270. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    If you were a slave, would you want your owner to free you ? Yes ? Then, the very command you quoted - "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" - means that you should set free any slaves you might have. Where you got the idea that this command doesn't apply to slaves I have no idea. It certainly does.
    Fact is, they didn't in most cases. Read your bible. Sure, some would, but thats far from all. They continued to own slaves. It was okay for "god's people" to own slaves.

    With all his supposed "teachings", Jesus never came out once and said "You can't own people, smeghead!" For someone who was supposed to be the son of god, he certainly lacked any real insight into the human condition.

    But then again, since there is no god, jesus was a nutbar to believe he was "god the son", which explains a lot, both about him, and his followers even unto the present day.

  271. Don't be silly! by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    FBI agents always signs on as 'FBI'. :)

  272. The gay problem is getting out of hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gay problem is getting out of hand in the cities. Will the FBI take that on, too? Or is this just limited to online deviancy?

  273. (OT) Chasing Amy by schon · · Score: 1

    The greatest humor in this, of course, is that Banky turned out to be gay.

    Or at least bisexual.

    The biggest problem I had with that movie (those movies? Banky wasn't "outed" until the end of J&SBSB, and even then only in the deleted scenes) is that the Smith kept using the word "gay" (and "lesbian"), when he obviously meant "bi".

    Alyssa was bi - she enjoyed sex with men and women. She chose women because they were easier to deal with, but she wasn't lesbian. (Although she might have been a closet-bisexual, it doesn't change the fact that after she was outed it was obvious that she wasn't a lesbian, but bisexual.) Kevin Smith keeps referring to the character as gay, even though she clearly wasn't.

    The other problem I had was that Holden was upset because she had 'more experience', and not because she lied to him about who she was. That whole scene on the swings, were his interest begins turning from infatuation to love, was based on a lie (and a whopper of a lie.) Why wasn't he upset about that?

    It was a good movie, but it could have been much better.

    1. Re:(OT) Chasing Amy by Scooby+Snacks · · Score: 1
      Of course, some (Perhaps many? Still a minority, though.) people use "gay" (or "queer") as a catch-all term for "not straight", in which case the usage by Smith (and his characters) is correct, if non-specific.

      Devil's advocacy aside, I do essentially agree with you.

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    2. Re:(OT) Chasing Amy by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
      Banky wasn't "outed" until the end of J&SBSB, and even then only in the deleted scenes
      I don't know what version you have, but on the DVD I have (which I just checked to be absolutely sure), the scene isn't one of the deleted scenes...it's right there in Chapter 17, "One 90-Minute Long Gay Joke." In fact, it's part of the exchange that gives the said Chapter it's name.
  274. Taking pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell not? Did you notice that it is illegal to take pictures of certain public parks or buildings? Why? Because they have *exclusive rights* sold as intellectual property to people - to your PUBLIC things. Because they can make a buck, and obviously constraining the IP under use for the public trust to continue operations is financially responsible, so don't ask any questions, and move along..

    1. Re:Taking pictures by eaolson · · Score: 1

      Why not? Because it's MY body, not theirs. And if I want to take pictures of myself dancing naked with a banana in my ear, "I am the Lizard King" painted on my body, and take pictures of that, it's my right to do so. I am a morally autonomous individual. What I do with my body is up for me to decide, not the Christian Coalition or the Family Research Council or Rick Santorum or Alberto Gonzales.

      Notice how conservative are always railing on about anything non-right-wingers want, and how it creates a "nanny state" to take care of us? That is, until it becomes a "moral" issue and they become the final arbiters of what we can do with our lives.

      (Yes, I realize you were being sarcastic. Just felt like ranting.)

  275. priorities by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Right. I just heard an interview on Fresh Air on NPR, where the author being interviewed was talking about how the *real* Mafia had had a resurgence after 9/11; there's supposedly terrorists under every bed (like "commies" in the fifties), and multinationals are stealing the country blind... but pr0n is the top of the priority list.

    America: the most hypocritical country in human history.

                  mark

  276. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Wow, "Ellie Crystal's Metaphysical and Scientific Website" says all that, huh? Really pulling out the big guns, aren't you.

    Look, it's Bad vs. Evil not because Roman slaves had it better than American ones (they did. read a fucking book instead of searching google) but because we KNEW BETTER. Hello, post-enlightenment society?

    Side note, but Im guessing you're an ex-catholic. Most people go from religious to non-religious (if they're making that kind of decision), but it's only the catholics that go straight to anti-religion. Or see intelligent design as a christian phenomenon, rather than simply yet another weird perversion to come out of the south.

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  277. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    -jcr

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  278. Harvard University, Porneia, and Veritas by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    "Fornication" is an English word, never found in the original text. This may shock you, but language can be ambiguous. Thus, translations can be wrong. This is why Muslims consider only Arabic versions of the Qur'an to be correct. Sometimes I wish Christians did the same.

    Nobody remembers this now, but Harvard University was founded by a bunch of evil white puritan dudes so that their evil white puritan spawn could be taught to read the New Testament in its original Greek, without all the overhead of the {Greek -> Latin} and {Latin -> English} interventions.

    As an aside, the word in question here is porneia, and there's a great deal of controversy about what it might have meant to the first century ear. One theory is that porneia meant "abomination", so that a man and a woman were not to divorce unless they came to discover that their marriage was an abomination - for instance, if they were to learn, after marrying, that they were in fact half-brother and half-sister. Cf Pierre Jourde's Lost Land, or - SPOILER ALERT - John Sayles's Lone Star, or, of course, Sophocles's Oedipus Rex.

    Finally, while we're on the subject of Harvard, you might be interested in her motto, Veritas, or "Truth":

    For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
    http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/1.html#S1

    And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
    http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/3.html#S10

    Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; and ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
    http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/8.html#S33

    Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do: he was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not. Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.
    http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/8.html#S34

    Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way? Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
    http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/14.html#S58

    If ye love me, keep my commandments. And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever; even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you. I will not leave you comfortless: I will come to you.
    http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/14.html#S59

    But this cometh to pass, that

  279. You're not aware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're obviously not aware that piss is not unhealthy in the sense that its a waste product of the cellular process. Which means that it is not "dirty". Its simply a waste product; like carbon monoxide from burning. In fact, soldiers would use "fresh" urine to sterilize wounds in the field, as it was considered clean.

    As opposed to shit which is basically food wastes laced with bacteria which is very unhealthy.

    Just because you do the two things in a bathroom doesn't make them equal in terms of their health hazard. When kids pee in the pool, it doesn't make the pool water unhealthy, and chlorine cleans it easily. If someone takes a dump in the pool, its a major health risk.

    As to the mental aspects of it; like you, I don't find it interesting, but unlike you, I find it like one of a number of sexual things that are different that don't pass judgement on. There's no point. If a guy likes a girl to piss on him, my only thought is "do it in the bathtub so its easier to clean", not "oh that is sick, they need help!".

    I consider it pathological that some people are concerned about other people's private matters.

  280. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Oh, great. If addictions are reasons for outlawing stuff we should kiss Slashdot goodbye right now.

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  281. Christianity == Taliban by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is an undeniable statement. Go back home to the Middle East where you belong, Christian assholes.

  282. Re:I agree with this analysis wholeheartedly :.exa by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Do no wrong or violence to the alien,
    is between brother Israelites or between one of them and an alien.
    You are to have the same law for the alien and the native-born.
    The same law applies to the native-born and to the alien living among you.
    When an alien lives with you in your land,
    and loves the alien,

    Aha! So we have Biblical proof that aliens visited earth in ancient times! Are there any verses about large rings that the aliens stepped out of?

  283. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by killjoe · · Score: 1

    I wanted to clarify that as you only listed "liberals" in your list.

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  284. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by Seumas · · Score: 1

    Except religion. It's okay to be one of those addicted religious nuts who can't stop praising jesus for every random daily event (or blaming homosexuals for every catastrophe from hurricanes and earthquakes to terrorist attacks and gas prices).

    Ironically, who are the people that seem to become the most crazy, gung-ho religious freaks? Why, former drug addicts, convicted criminals and alcoholics. Interesting how people who desperately have to cling on to substances to keep going in life have to desperately cling on to some random theology to keep going in life as a replacement addiction.

    I guess being wiccan, jewish or bhudist makes you a deviant, too - since most people are Christian. Would'nt want to do anything different from the rest of society, lest you be singled out and targeted as a deviant of one sort or another.

  285. War on WHOM? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    Do you really want to fight a war against a bunch of people who fuck horses, fuck babies, and get off on shitting and pissing all over each other?

    Those are the kind of people my mother warned me about!

    How do I opt-out of this war of yours?

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  286. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Look, it's Bad vs. Evil not because Roman slaves had it better than American ones (they did. read a fucking book instead of searching google) but because we KNEW BETTER. Hello, post-enlightenment society?
    Actually, I took History of the Roman Empire back in my college days. Unfortunately, its kind of hard to cut-n-paste from dead trees. Most roman slaves didn't have it any better than slaves anywhere else, but that's besides my central point. Owning people is wrong. Trying to excuse your god from condemning it because it was "less wrong back then" is pretty foolish. Saying it was BAD as opposed to EVIL? WTF? But that's okay, christians have selective memory. After all, your bible states times when god commanded people to enslave those they fought against, except for the males over a certain age, who were to be killed immediately. And JC backed it up when he said that he and god were one - so he's just as guilty of mass genocide and slavery as his purported old man.
    Side note, but Im guessing you're an ex-catholic. Most people go from religious to non-religious (if they're making that kind of decision), but it's only the catholics that go straight to anti-religion. Or see intelligent design as a christian phenomenon, rather than simply yet another weird perversion to come out of the south.

    Also, you guessed wrong about my former beliefs. Former fundamentalist baptist. And no, Intelligent Design isn't something new. It existed as a fundamentalist teaching before the Intarweb.

  287. Premarital sex: OK by the bible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love it if people actually read the Bible.

    The Bible doesn't prohibit premarital sex.


    I have "discovered" the exact same line of reasoning you have and it is a pretty cool observation you can make to show you know the Bible. There's just one (big) problem with it.

    The problem with your reasoning is that it omits to mention Jesus's teaching on lust. If a man looks at a woman with lust in his eye, he has committed adultery with her. Now we can argue whether Jesus was intentionally using hyperbole or demonstrating that true adherence to the spirit of the Law went well beyond the written code, that by God's standards we are all sinners, or "whatever his point was." But I don't think you can say premarital sex is "OK by the bible"... Can a man have premarital sex with a woman but "not look at her with lust" and thus not commit adultery?

    Nice try though.

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    1. Re:Premarital sex: OK by the bible? by mink · · Score: 1

      "Can a man have premarital sex with a woman but "not look at her with lust" and thus not commit adultery?"

      In the context of the topic being discussed, I suspect a lot of male and female porn performers at a point no longer have much feeling/lust for the others they work with. From what I have seen/heard it's just plugging away at a paycheck. Just like how gynecologists practice their love of women (thems the presidents words not mine).

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  288. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What keeps science from being a religion is that we only believe things we have evidence for (verifiable by a skeptical third party), and when conflicting evidence appears we're willing to discard and replace anything we had believed until it all fits again. Religions proudly go far beyond what any evidence can support (this is called "faith", a euphemism for creating nonsense and then pretending we've learned something), and have been known to suppress inconvenient evidence and torture and murder their discoverers.

  289. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

    Trying to excuse your god from condemning it because it was "less wrong back then" is pretty foolish.

    My god? I guess we both relearned that old chestnut about assumptions today. Anyhow, I feel like I've been steered into somehow supporting Roman slavery. Not appreciated. My whole point was that slavery back then wasn't the same as slavery in the US, a point that someone who studied BOTH institutions might appreciate. Not trying to make excuses, because it's simply not relevant to me. I don't care. Just trying to point out that different situations reveal different ethical concerns. Not a lot of abolitionists bugging Caesar, were there? Not for long at least...

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  290. God is the Anti-Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we need God more than ever to destroy that bastion of Satan-worship known as "Christianity."

    All Christians everywhere SHOULD be blamed for the destruction and poor values they have brought to this world. The very notion of "Christ" blasphemes God. Christians wrongly place a human above God. They fool people into ignoring true divinity (God) by claiming humans have divinity, the asshat distractors that they are. They lie about the origins of the U.S. and claim that its founders were Christian, when in fact they were Deists and highly skeptical of Christianity, hence the separation the founders tried to draw between church and state.

    All organized religions devolve into, ultimately, political parties. The Christian political party particularly is a hateful, intolerant party.

    So yes, we should blame all Christians, everywhere, for the mess they have caused to the world. Religious nuts of every stripe suck, be they Christians or Taliban. Very little if any difference between them, is there?

    Lions versus Christians? Go Lions. The only good Christian is a dead Christian. I hate to say it but I have come to believe that. Christians/Taliban/any religion are all DESTROYING the world. And they won't be satisfied till they nuke the whole earth.

    Jesus sucks. Jesus IS Satan. Think about it.

    Only God is blessed. The notion of elevation of a human to supposedly be godlike and divine is satanic, whether it's Christ over here, or Muhamed over there, or Haile Salassie over there, or Emperor Hirohito there, or whoever the flavor of the month "divine human" is this day of the week.

    Graduate from Christianity. Leave that sick excuse for a gutter religion behind. The very first sin recognized by men should be the interference in political affairs by churches. Now THAT is obscene.

  291. Are you sure of the subject matter being targeted? by Sylven_1969 · · Score: 1

    Are we sure they aren't looking more towards bondage, rape-fantasy, beastiality, etc.... Types of porn that leave some reason as to the "consenting" part of the consenting adults and/or consenting horse,dog,pig,cat,chicken etc.... ;)

    Of course maybe I'm just trying to come up with excuses to give them the benefit of a doubt since I try to believe that the government isn't trying to supress our freedoms.

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  292. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    Sorry about the chestnut :-)

    No, it wasn't a queston of whether you supported Roman slavers doing their nasty. To back up a bit, it was that religion has dirty hands wrt slavery, and the bible spends a lot of time telling people what to do, including killing off whole tribes who are "different" (ethnic cleansing) and enslaving and raping the women (after all, if you kill off the husbands and take their wives as your own w/o their consent, its rape) and enslaving the children. This is wrong.

    That Jesus would come out and say |I and the father are one" means that his hands are dirty (but so was his mind. Anyone so preoccupied with other peoples' sex lives ... the boy had some serious hangups and would be confined to a mental institution today)

  293. Re:If You Watch ANY Porn, You ARE a Deviant by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

    Certainly. T a lesser extent, so do those who want to criminalize most any consensual activity.

  294. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by Your+Anus · · Score: 1

    Wow. What's that word for when we blow the budget to overseas and wipe out the Taliban, while we put the American Taliban in power here? Is it IRONY? I think so!

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  295. Re:I agree with this analysis wholeheartedly :.exa by mmkkbb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever read Ezekiel chapter 1?. Ezekiel sees something very strange, involving not rings, but wheels.

    "In appearance their form was that of a man, 6 but each of them had four faces and four wings. 7 Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. 8 Under their wings on their four sides they had the hands of a man. All four of them had faces and wings, 9 and their wings touched one another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved." ...

    "15 As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. 16 This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like chrysolite, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. 17 As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not turn about [d] as the creatures went. 18 Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes all around."

    "19 When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. 20 Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. 21 When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels."

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  296. Re:Which bible? by pzampino · · Score: 1

    I would love for once to see some real evidence to support this vague claim.

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  297. Re:I agree with this analysis wholeheartedly :.exa by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just read the first several chapters of Ezekiel, and it certainly reminds me of the Ga'ould visiting primitive humans and telling them to do stuff.

    "4 I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the northan immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal,"

    This sounds just like some sort of spaceship descending.

    The wheels sound like some sort of anti-gravity transport device.

    Hmm... maybe there's more to the Bible than I thought. It's too bad the Stargate TV show can't bring up stuff like this from the Bible, since it'd piss off so many Christians.

  298. Great! less porn on the net by computergeek1200 · · Score: 1

    I am glad that the FBI is going to do more to get rid of porn. I used to recieve pornographic spam on my email. It can also be a nuisence with p2p downloading. Sometimes you get porn when you are looking for legitimate content. Glad to be rid of it.

    1. Re:Great! less porn on the net by planetoid · · Score: 1

      This is why I call conservatives socialists -- just like liberals, Big Government is the altruistic, infallible Superman that saves the day, the solution to all your personal complaints with the world, isn't it?

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  299. Underage? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I wonder if you could nail somebody on a technicality with this though. After all, animals tend to have lesser lifespans than humans, so why not nail them for 'sex with a minor.' Or would you have to do with the conversion and use 'doggy years' for somebody that's getting it on with Lassie?

  300. Re:Which bible? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

    Such as the original being written in either Aramaic or Greek? And the King James version being influenced by--wait for it--King James?

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  301. Missing the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we are missing the point. If they are able to draw a line that says X is porn Y is illegal then they will be able to tax X and punish those selling Y. This is nothing more than the first volley in an economic war for government access to porn revenue.

  302. Re:Which bible? by pzampino · · Score: 1

    Ok genius, show me how the fact that parts of the Bible are written in different languages represents a "translation of a translation of a....", and give just one example of how the King James translation differs from the orginal Aramaic or Greek (other than the obvious, "it's a different language") as a result of King James' influence. I'm waiting for it...

    I hear this lame argument all the time, about there being different translations, and how they say different things. Obviously, it would be best if everyone could read and understand the original language to detect the subtle nuances of the language. But, to say that the translations change the meaning is not a valid argument. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, if you read a particular portion of the Bible in its context, the principles will transcend the language. Of course, if you like to pick bits out of context, then you can make the Bible say just about anything you want, including, "there is no God." That statment, taken out of context, contradicts the whole of the Bible, and is obviously not the intended meaning.

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  303. The Simple Answer by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    The simple answer is that Paul thought it was best to be celibate like him, but if you couldn't manage that, you should marry and be faithful so you don't fornicate. The rest of the passage is just elaboration on the idea of using marriage to channel the sex urge, but in the end he reiterates that it's better not to have sex at all.

    Virg

  304. Sorry about that by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I just got really annoyed by all the spam and started turning in that kind of stuff to the secret service and the FBI.

    If I didn't get so much spam from things like that, they probably wouldn't have investigated.

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  305. FBI Attacks Obscenity: +6, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    All I can say is F The President

    Seditiously From An Undisclosed, Secure Spiderhole In Washington, D.C.,
    Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

    1. Re:FBI Attacks Obscenity: +6, Patriotic by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Well, sure, but since I met Pedro here at the UW, opening for the Presidents, we need to be specific about which one we mean.

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  306. Re:And we also have THIS to contend with by rob_squared · · Score: 1

    100GB is not an addiction.

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  307. Politicians and Positions by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Of course I might still dislike him -- but I'm not going to dismiss him until I know more about him. Just the fact that Christian right is uneasy about him gives me a little bit of room for hope.

    You're assuming that politicians take one position and hold to it. While I would like to think that (you know, so I can hope that the person I elected will still be the person I elected in four years) but I'm afraid reality doesn't really bear that out. To survive, a politician must switch sides whenever they can do so and the net gain in followers is less than the net loss.

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  308. Re:Which bible? by mink · · Score: 1
    Read this and this. Maybe they wont convince you, but it does explain how it was created, and issues that it has. Some quotes from the first paper "The King James Bible has undergone three revisions since its inception in 1611, incorporating more than 100,000 changes." and "The KJV includes one very definite error in translation, which even KJV advocates would admit. In Matthew 23:24 the KJV has 'strain at a gnat and swallow a camel.' But the Greek has 'strain out a gnat and swallow a camel.' In the least, this illustrates not only that no translation is infallible but also that scribal corruptions can and do take place-even in a volume which has been worked over by so many different hands (for the KJV was the product of a very large committee of over 50 scholars)"


    The first paper a rather good read, and it has encouraged me to search out some good translations to read even though I'm agnostic at best.

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  309. Re:Please don't blame "Christians" in general. by mink · · Score: 1

    This may be shocking but Latex is used for more then sexual fetishes.

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  310. 1000th post! by acidblood · · Score: 1

    NT

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