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  1. For those of us who don't obsessively follow every development in so-called social media:

    What the fsck is Snapchat?

  2. Re:Salesforce isn't just sales on Microsoft Just Showed Off Exactly What Salesforce Was Worried About (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    it's a complete WYSIWYG application platform that can build complex business apps without code ("Clicks not Code" in SF parlance). It's basically Visual Basic 6 for the web.

    Thank you. I've been trying to figure out what SalesForce actually is for months. This is the most complete, intelligible description I've seen anywhere.

  3. Oh, Very Fscking Hilarious, Pai... on FCC To Halt Rule That Protects Your Private Data From Security Breaches (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Informative
    Not fooled.

    How convenient that Mr. Pai neglected to mention that AT&T was sued in 2014 by the FTC for false advertising -- namely, describing their mobile Internet service as "unlimited" when in fact they would throttle you or cut you off after you exceeded undocumented limits.

    AT&T argued that, because the package included voice service, the dispute was outside the FTC's jurisdiction and should properly have been brought by the FCC. Mindbogglingly, the 9th Circuit agreed. ( https://consumerist.com/2016/0... )

    So Pai's claim about wanting to achieve regulatory harmony and improved demarcation between agencies is unvarnished bullshit. He's trying to create more opportunity for regulatory arbitrage and pitting one federal commission against another.

  4. And The Server Component Is...? on Microsoft Introduces GVFS (Git Virtual File System) (microsoft.com) · · Score: 1
    I really have to wonder what Microsoft is doing such that git status on a "normal" repository allegedly takes ten minutes (maybe NTFS just sucks, guys).

    But what's being unsaid throughout this is whether this works with a standard Git server, or whether it only works with a special Microsoft-kluged server. While the former is vaguely interesting, the latter merits only a derisive snort.

  5. Re:If I change it to computer... on Amazon Updates Echo, Echo Dot To Let You Address It As 'Computer' (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Actual conversation:

    "Alexa, can you change your voice?"

    "Sorry, you're stuck with me."

  6. "Improvements" on Windows 10 Will Soon Let You Opt-Out of Automatic Driver Updates (pcworld.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The newly-minted update changes are just one part of the improvements added to Windows 10 with the build released Monday.

    Nice Newspeak(TM) spin there.

    It's not an improvement. It's a fix, to a facility they broke in Windows 10 -- namely, the ability to control the update system.

    And if we're being perfectly honest here, it's not even a fix. It's a workaround to a facility that never fscking worked in the first place , i.e. installing device drivers through Windows Update. Never. Worked.

    And deploying this workaround serves as tacit admission by Microsoft that they they haven't the remotest clue how to fix it. Even after locking out those terribly pesky, annoying users and arrogating all administrative control to themselves with Windows 10, it STILL. DOESN'T. WORK.

  7. Sounds Cool -- How Do I Disable The "Smart?" on 'OLED TVs Will Finally Take Off in 2017' (engadget.com) · · Score: 1
    OLED displays look gorgeous, and that will probably be what I get to upgrade from my LED DLP.

    Just one concern: How do I lobotomize the "Smart" that seems to be infecting all TVs these days? Stories concerning massive security and privacy issues with Smart TVs are all too easy to find, so you'd think it would be just as easy to find TVs that are "dumb", or at least articles on how to rip the "Smart" out of any given smart TV.

    I know Vizio has a (small) line of tuner-free displays, but then they foul it up by bolting on a Chromecast and including an Android tablet as a remote (!).

  8. *snerk* Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. But Star Citizen, while it uses the Crytek 3 engine, is a third-party project (mis-)managed by Roberts Space Industries/Cloud Imperium Gaming. Given what they have to show for USD$130 million and five years of work, Crytek would be insane to bring it in-house.

  9. Ten Years Late to The Game, As Usual on Flash Will Soon Be 'Click-To-Run' in Microsoft Edge (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1
    Install Firefox. Install NoScript. Poof! You now have click-to-activate on all plugins -- not just Flash, but Java, Silverlight, and others. Moreover, you authorize each occurrence of the plugin on the page, i.e. you can run the video player, but keep the frame with the Flash ads disabled.

    Yes, Microsoft, very "innovative"... (*derisive snort*)

  10. Re:Better up your office supply budget Alphabet on Alphabet Donated Its Employees' Holiday Gifts To Charity (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    The first stage of anger from employees is the traditional "stealing of the pens and post-it notes".

    There aren't any; everyone's supposed to be dogfooding Google Keep.

    :-)

  11. Re:Incredibly misleading on Microsoft Exec Urges Linux Developers To Try Windows 10 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    He's saying, "Hey developers that use Linux. Try doing the *the same thing* you do on Linux within the new Bash on Ubuntu on Windows project.

    There is no "new BASH." There is only one BASH, and you get it from Gnu.org. What they've got is MASH (Microsoft Adulterated SHell), which is a fork of BASH. Now, maybe Microsoft can find some success with their forked project and, seriously, good luck to 'em. But, seeing as how the current state of the law is that APIs are copyrightable, many of us don't see the value of contributing to a project whose benefits will accrue only to Windows, particularly given Microsoft's malicious stance toward Open Source/Free Software over the past 20 years.

  12. Personally, I'm a fan of this.

  13. Meanwhile, On The San Francisco Peninsula... on A Radiologist Has the Fastest Home Internet In the US (vice.com) · · Score: 1
    I live on the San Francisco peninsula. Google, Facebook, NVIDIA, AMD, Intel, Hewlett/Packard, NASA Ames... They're all within 20 minutes drive of each other.

    ...And I can't get better than 50Mb/sec.

    "But Comcast has..." (*SMACK*) I will not let Comcast be my ISP, for reasons which should be obvious by now to every member of this site.

    The weird thing is that, about a year ago, a truck from HP Communications (no relation) strung fiber up around my residential neighborhood, allegedly on behalf of AboveNet (now part of Zayo). Since then, however, not a peep out of anyone even hinting at a residential fiber service offering.

  14. Re:Ah, minimialism on It Looks Like Apple is Killing the Physical Esc and Power Keys On New MacBook Pro · · Score: 1

    Lenovo did this with their X1 Carbon a while back too.

    Actually, they didn't remove the ESC key, but they relocated it, and did several other gibberingly insane things as well. It was a fscking disaster. Gen-3 restored the keyboard to sanity, and is quite a decent machine.

  15. Re:Interesting, Dave Chappelle. on More Performers Are Demanding Audiences Lock Up Their Phones (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    So, smokers yes, races no.

    ERROR: INVALID LOGIC.

    DETAILS:
    In your fallacious example, you attempt to conflate an activity with a state of being. You cannot ban a black person for being black. Likewise, you cannot ban a smoker for being a smoker. However, you can ban the activity of smoking in your venue.

  16. Re:He was never really honored the first time arou on Inventor of C Dennis Ritchie Honored With Second Death (cnet.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is what makes Sundar Pichai's tweet especially puzzling. When Steve Jobs passed away, Google gave over its home page to a memorial, with a link to a page on Apple's Web site. There wasn't even a discussion on whether this was appropriate; it was simply done, because of course it should be done.

    A week later, DMR passes, who was arguably a greater contributor than Jobs, yet no memorial appeared on Google's home page. One of the excuses given was that potential destinations for a memorial link wouldn't be able to handle the traffic. Even after being called on it during a company meeting, Google management remained unswayed.

    I thought their handling of the affair was rather ad-hoc and sloppy -- not in line with the company's image at all.

  17. You do realize, of course, that there exists an entire "industry" devoted to manipulating automated search systems to push snake oil and all manner of other bullshit in to your face. Once you remove the human element to identify and remove the obvious garbage, what you're left with is what the armies of trolls are furiously clicking on throughout the night.

  18. Re:Sensors Detect Bullshit, Captain... on AT&T Gigabit Internet Coming To 11 More US Regions (pcmag.com) · · Score: 1

    I can't find any page that discusses upload speeds, which are almost certainly crap.

    Oops, I take it back. They're claiming up to 1Gb/sec upload speeds as well.

  19. Sensors Detect Bullshit, Captain... on AT&T Gigabit Internet Coming To 11 More US Regions (pcmag.com) · · Score: 1
    I just spent the last ten minutes crawling around AT&T's site looking for a concrete statement concerning available bandwidth, and came up empty. Their "Check Availability" page talks only about download speeds. Further, they are careful to say, "up to 1Gb/sec," which is code for, "You will not actually ever receive 1Gb/sec."

    I can't find any page that discusses upload speeds, which are almost certainly crap.

    Meanwhile, Google Fiber (if you're lucky enough to get it) starts at 1Gb/sec symmetric.

  20. Re:Adobe Flashplayer direct downloads! on The Yahoo Hackers Weren't State-Sponsored, Security Firm Says (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1
    On Linux: Add the non-free section to your Debian repository, then run:

    apt-get install flashplugin-nonfree

    Now you never have to visit Adobe's broken Web site again.

  21. Re:Well, I'd avoid that paticular legal team. on Cloudflare: We Can't Shut Down Pirate Sites (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Continuing to do business with with sites accused of infringing copyright?

    FTFY. Accusation is not proof, particularly when said accusation comes from actors not noted for their ethics.

  22. $200 per head seems about right on price, if I had to hire some consultants to throw together a network for 3 days, then tear it all down, seems like a bargain

    I dunno what prices you've been conned into paying, but that parses as gouging to me.

    Consultants aren't necessary; Hofstra already has an IT infrastructure and staff in place. At worst, they'd have to deploy a couple dozen more WAPs and maybe a 24-port switch if you don't already have the ports free -- maybe USD$4000.00 worth of HW. Set up a new SSID for the reporters with a WPA2 login, which lands you on a temporary VLAN and subnet that routes directly to the Internet and nowhere else. Takes maybe a day to set up, and most of that is CS interns/undergrads pulling Cat.6 and placing WAPs/antennas.

    After the debate, turn off the SSID, VLAN, and subnet -- you can pull out the WAPs (if you must) at your leisure. Put the HW away; save it for the next big event, or when an endowment arrives for the next building.

    How does this justify $200/head? (Seriously; what am I not figuring here?)

  23. Mediacom Are Full of Shit on ISP To FCC: Using The Internet Is Like Eating Oreos (consumerist.com) · · Score: 1
    Once again, we have an entrenched, meritlessly entitled incumbent trying to get you to pay attention to the wrong thing. In this case, it's an insultingly laughable analogy that any moderately aware shopper will see right through.

    To illustrate this, here's a tray of regular Oreos(TM), and here's a similarly sized tray of double-stuf(TM) Oreos(TM). And if you were to consider the per-cookie cost, as Mediacom is clearly hoping you will, then yes, double-stuf(TM) Oreos(TM) cost more than regular Oreos(TM).

    But foodstuffs such as cookies are not sold by the cookie. They're sold by unit weight (or unit mass if you want to be pedantic). Considered this way, the per-ounce cost of the regular and double-stuf(TM) Oreos(TM) is virtually identical (in this case, about $0.26/oz from this retailer). So if Nabisco(TM) has no reason to charge a premium simply because you consume the cookies in larger units, Mediacom has no such reason, either.

    So Mediacom are full of shit.

  24. I Knew There Was Something Fishy... on Plex Cloud Means Saying Goodbye To the Always-On PC (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A couple years ago, I set up a FreeNAS box to solve the problem of, "the file I want to work with is not on the machine in front of me." Once set up, I also wanted a media server so I could watch stuff on the TV in the living room. Many of the comments in the FreeNAS discussion fora spoke well of Plex, which is available for FreeNAS as a plugin jail. So I installed it and gave it a spin.

    I immediately knew something was fishy when I tried to connect to the local server, and the login page didn't work. I run Firefox with NoScript installed. I had the local server IP whitelisted, but the page ignored all button clicks. I click on the NoScript icon... And discover that it's trying to pull in boatloads of JavaScript from Plex.tv.

    "WRONG!" exclaimed I. The whole point of a local media server such as Plex is for all media-serving code and resources to be hosted locally on my server hardware. The moment you start reaching outside the LAN to do anything, you are no longer a local server.

    This discovery basically shattered any alleged positive value Plex may have had, since its primary function -- the basis on which it was sold to me -- turned out to be a lie. I promptly uninstalled it.

    Now, it seems Plex has dropped the pretense altogether, and are just another disk farm outside my control. Good luck with that, guys; I'm sure you'll be able to beat Apple, Google, and Amazon at that game.

  25. Cancer is more like when a bit randomly flips in RAM and then by pure coincidence this causes a memory leak within an infinite loop that spreads shit all over the place until everything comes crashing down.

    So, Windows, then...