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  1. Re:Dumb design on ISP Fights Causing Netflix Packet Drops · · Score: 1

    Netflix does adapt to low bandwidth by the obvious contingency of showing me terrible low bitrate streams. I'm on FIOS and used to get consistent beautiful HD so I feel entitled to complain.

  2. Re:Misleading summary on FOIA: NSA Contracts Stored In Paper Files, Unsearchable, Unindexed · · Score: 2

    If the last 6 months have taught us anything, it's that the contracts in question are likely in the format of Powerpoint slideshows.

  3. Re:and yet Amazon is raising prices now on Judge Rules Apple Colluded With Publishers to Fix Ebook Prices · · Score: 0

    The NYT article is about dead tree books. The whole case is baffling though, given the unchallenged dominance Amazon enjoyed in the ebook market at the time, which Apple, B&N, etc have barely chipped into since. Also, most people who even casually follow developments in the field would tell you Amazon intends to run the publishing industry into the ground as soon as its convenient.

  4. I-Tech Maverick SP Powered Parachute on Flying Car Crashes In British Columbia · · Score: 1
    That's not the only thing wrong with the name. Take another look at it.

    I-Tech Maverick SP Powered Parachute"

    The first flying card I get in will not be named after wild cattle. It might be name after the most loyal of tame creatures or one of the more sedate birds (preferably one that floats too).

  5. Re:The purpose of research on SOPA Creator Now In Charge of NSF Grants · · Score: 1

    I heard they contain deadly mercury.

  6. Re:100?? on The RFP and IT Logistics For Washington's "Pot Czar" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So big deal, 100... It is not uncommon for a science dept at a university to get 400 applications for a tenure track position.

    Or even as many as 420.

  7. Re:Look up the record on Ask Slashdot: Typing Advice For a Guinness World Record Attempt? · · Score: 2

    Also, the high score is clearly stored in a single byte so you'll just roll over if you break 256.

  8. Re:Check the URL on NASA: Curiosity Has Found Plastic On Mars · · Score: 1

    "Cape Carnival?" Yeah, like he would have gotten away with the elaborate deception if it weren't for autocorrect.

  9. Re:No surprise there on After Weeks of Trying, UK Cryptographers Fail To Crack WWII Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grandparent is getting OTP mixed up with ROT13. I do that all the time. It cost me my job once.

  10. Re:Streisand Effect on Apple Maps Accidentally Reveals Secret Military Base In Taiwan · · Score: 1

    Thing is the only people who care (PRC) have their own satellites, probably more of them than anyone but the US and Russia. And you can bet they've photographed every inch of Taiwan. China's problem, then, is NOT to get images but to identify locations worthy of further attention. It could save them a lot of time to go on google maps and scan for areas with blurring or just suspiciously low resolution. Note that this is a different situation from not wanting to let non-state actors i.e. terrorists get a look at what's on the roof of the White House. That may be misguided as well, but it's probable that Al-Qaeda has no other way to get that information. Also, it's no secret at this point that there's SOMETHING up there poised to shoot down any incoming plane, so we're not giving anything away by hiding it.

  11. Obligatory Charlton Heston on Sweet Times For Cows As Gummy Worms Replace Corn Feed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just don't tell them where the gelatin came from.

  12. Re:Kinda free (correction) on HP Offers Free Access To OpenStack · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most of the services on Amazon's free tier expire after 12 months. That's still pretty generous though. http://aws.amazon.com/free/

  13. The Record is for UAVs only on 'Eternal' Solar Plane Stays Two Weeks Aloft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This isn't even close to the manned aircraft record. In the 50s some nuts kept a Cessna 172 flying for more than 2 months. When the generator gave out they hoisted up a small wind generator, taped it to a struct, and ran the power in through the cigarette lighter. Now that's what I call a record!

  14. Re:If only... on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here how you do it:

    Print out the image.
    Put the image in a copy machine UPSIDE DOWN.
    The image will come out of the copy machine right side up!

    Patent pending.

  15. Prisoner code of conduct on iTunes Prohibits Terrorism · · Score: 1

    I can't find it on google, but I recall hearing about some jail where they published a 'Prisoner Code of Conduct' that prohibited inmates from committing acts of terrorism. I though it was the most hilarious thing I'd ever heard, but I suppose if it were true someone would have posted something about it somewhere online.

  16. On the other hand on Latest World of Warcraft Expansion Blocked In China · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, they have movies like Mr Vampire. That movie is crazy. I'm trying to think though, and of the Chinese movies involving ghosts and spirits and stuff I don't recall an skeletons. Chinese Ghost Story had some seriously anorexic claymation zombies if I remember right, I bet they were censored.

  17. Re:Not that cold on Scientists Reconstruct Millennium's Coldest Winter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The chicken comb thing happens in the midwest. It's pretty much frostbite, and a caution that the same will happen to your ears if you let it. Of course, where I'm talking about the low temperatures are below zero, Fahrenheit, and the wind chills can be pretty extreme. Never heard of trees exploding-I wonder if someone had an ice storm and got confused about what actually happened.

  18. Could be bad on California Blocks RFID Implants In Workers · · Score: 1

    I hope they work better than the RF tags at the library where I work. I saw one of those, applied inside the cover of a paperback that burned through the front and scorched several pages into it.

  19. Why game theory would support belief. on Humans Hardwired to Believe in Supernatural Deity? · · Score: 1


    This was something I though of reading The Selfish Gene for the first time a month ago. The key to the Prisoners Dilemma is that it is to the individual's benefit to betray UNLESS there are more rounds to be played in the game, i.e. a continuing society instead of one time interaction. Not only that, but if you know when the last round is, it is to your advantage to betray on the final round. But if you know your partner intends to cooperate until the last round and then betray, then your best move is to cooperate until the second to last round and betray for both that and the final round. And that ends you up with a strategy of betrayal only and if both you and your partner choose this strategy (and your partner would be a fool to do otherwise), neither of you profits much. In fact, any information about when the game will end could lead to this kind of outcome. Thus, a belief that there is an afterlife or an outside frame of reference from which you are being judged, could confer an evolutionary advantage, as much as any other trait that would compel you to cooperate.

  20. As I understand it on Mice Cured of Autism · · Score: 1
    In most cases-only if you use a mouse for your pointing device. Those of us who use trackpads are SOL.

    Sorry. In fact, my first reaction to the headline was Mice Cured Who? of Autism, picturing some kind of regimen designed to help human by engaging them with software.

  21. The burning question on "Series of Tubes" Metaphor Implemented · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long does it take to send an internet over it? Sometimes it takes days to receive them on the current implementation.

  22. No problem on A 3D Printer On Every Desktop? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever you get close to running out of material, print another cartridge.

  23. Re:wow on UK Schools Bans WiFi Due To Health Concerns · · Score: 1

    o Christian: 71.74% o No Religion: 14.59% o Not Stated: 7.69% o Muslim: 3.10% o Hindu: 1.11% o Sikh: 0.67% o Jewish: 0.52% o Other: 0.29% o Buddhist: 0.28% o "Jedi": 0.7% I'm guessing that's supposed to be .07% for Jedi. The total comes to 100.69% if you add it up and the order doesn't make sense this way.

  24. Re:The other sounds better -- it's iambic. on Computer Analysis Sets NASA History Straight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This way makes a lot more sense though. Without the indefinite article, man and mankind are more or less synonymous.

  25. Kinky Friedman Character? on Feds Arrest Private Eye at HOPE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't there a character named this in some of Kinky Friedman's books? I know most if not all of the major characters in The Kinkster's mysteries are based on real people but it would be wild if one of them is actually a private eye.