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  1. Re:Applies to other GPL software as well on GPL Causing Problems for Derivative Linux Distros · · Score: 1

    The grandparent's point is that the first purchaser could, in theory, take the included source code, remove any copy protections, recompile, and distribute it himself, also under the GPL. He could even sell it as long as he distributes the source.

  2. because on Allergy-Free Kittens Produced · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, kittens are allergic to YOU!

  3. Double Silly on Numbers Stations Move From Shortwave To VoIP · · Score: 1
    It's also easier to let through and trace. Heck, with short wave there's no way to tell the location of receivers so it can't be leaked, intentionally or unintentionally. With web pages, a group like the NSA might conceivably even be able to track a connection through proxies-they wouldn't need to know the content of the message because it's not secured on the server end.

    If I were a spy, I'd lean more toward the use of stegonography so at least it isn't totally obvious that a code is being used. Might as well wear a hat that says 'I am a Spy." Stegonography is less likely to be human readable though. I suppose you could put in a sequence of numbers into a data file like a picture at a set index so someone opening it with a hex editor could read them off but a clumsy technique like that would introduce glaring artifacts to the picture, if it was even still valid at all.

  4. No, this will fix them. on Ship Logs Suggest Upcoming Polar Reversal · · Score: 1

    Compasses are broken now. The north pole of a magnet should point toward the south pole of the planet and vise-versa.

  5. Re:VERSE VICEA on Using Laptops to Steal Cars · · Score: 5, Funny
    I want use Cars to steal LAPTOPS!

    That's only allowed in Soviet Russia.

  6. Re:But Goose Died! on 'Revenge of the Nerds' Remake in the Works · · Score: 1

    I got the joke. My comment was directed solely at its parent. Now that you mention it though, the joke doesn't work if you don't consider SW-ANH to be a remake of Hidden Fortress.

  7. Re:But Goose Died! on 'Revenge of the Nerds' Remake in the Works · · Score: 1
    they already made a remake of The Hidden Fortress. It is called: S--- W--- Episode 4. Serious.

    IMHO the relationship between Hidden Fortress and Star Wars is overrated. There are a FEW similarities, mostly in characters. The plots don't really have that much to do with each other. I'm sure it was an inspiration, and earlier drafts of A New Hope may have been closer (I understand the differed significantly from the final product) but it certainly doesn't qualify as a remake.

    Star Wars is actually a lot closer to 'Where Eagles Dare.' Watch it and see. Sure, there aren't any obvious droid characters, but I wouldn't make too much of that congruence. The characters in Hidden Fortress who are analogues for the droids are shifty army deserters who 'Obi Wan' tricks into dragging a fortune in gold around-at one point they also draw straws with the intention that the winner rape the Princess! Yeah, smells like a remake to me.

    That said, this post probably qualifies as a one man 'Revenge of the Nerd' so those people thinking of spending millions to bring it to the big screen needn't bother.

  8. Re:Uhhhh.... on Dell Protests 'Not Wintel's Lapdog' · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got no strings
    To hold me down
    To make me fret, or make me frown
    I had strings
    But now I'm free
    There are no strings on me

    -Michael Dell

  9. Re:Hack on Totally Random One Time Pads · · Score: 1
    "...transmission 'errors' or rather detection errors could skew the result... ...Again, what my receiver says is a 1 may not be what your receiver says, based on power at your position, etc... So who know..."

    They'd have to find a way to avoid this themselves, since the sender and receiver will most likely be in different locations and might have to use different equipment.

  10. RE: New tagging system on Australian Rules to Crackdown on Spam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a pity one can't tag something a dupe twice. 'Cause that would be teh funny.

  11. Re:To Be Honest on Accoona - How Does This Search Engine Rate? · · Score: 1
    But who knew that the 7th most popular non adult web search in China is Plastic flowerpot manufacturer...

    I'm inclined to think that this must be some weird fetish that they didn't catch. Not plastic flowerpots, but plastic flowerpot manufacturers.

  12. You're certainly well informed on Kojima Dismisses Boll As MGS Director · · Score: 5, Funny
    Although Resident Evil and 2 wasn't bad... I still won't forgive him over Doom.

    Uwe Boll did not direct any of those movies.

  13. Re:Use for slashdotters on Trauma Pill Might Help Ease Emotional Pain · · Score: 1

    1. Make a clumsy nerd pass at some hot woman
    2. Receive painful, ego-shattering rejection.
    3. Take pill.
    4. Suddenly 2. doesn't seem so bad...
    5. ???
    6. Profit
    (7. Repeat)

    Actually, this business plan is not iterative, it's recursive. See, the pill makes you forget so your unknown step 5 is actually step 1 which leads to step 2 and so forth. This leads us to two conclusions-your step 7 is redundant and you never reach step 6. I guess it's back to business school for you.

  14. Re:Speaking of Safari (Gap.com) on Microsoft Ends IE for Mac · · Score: 1

    It's probably because Gap is still pissed off from when Steve JObs was their CEO.

  15. as the bard Homer would say: on The Fountains of Enceladus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mmmmmm. Fountains of enchiladas.

  16. Not a tiget on Laser Etching a Laptop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, the animal to engrave using a laser would be a friggin shark.

  17. Re:My favorite on Winners of the 18th IOCCC · · Score: 1

    Please, that's hardly obfuscated by any reasonable definition of the word. F--

  18. Re:"business person"? on Microsoft Chided Over Exclusive Music Idea · · Score: 1
    Read: business woman.

    No. More like: Read someone other than Ballmer.

  19. Re:Meanwhile, in Toronto . . . on Zombie Lurch · · Score: 1

    That's not Toronto, it's Raccoon City. I can see why you'd be confused though.

  20. Re:How about doing a question and answer session . on Interview with Dr. Bradley C. Edwards · · Score: 1
    I want to be the one to build the first strawman out of carbon nanotubes. Tubeman? Nanostraw... guy...??? I'm open to suggestions for the name.

    Buckyman! Maybe technically incorrect, but a lot more fun than your ideas to say.

  21. More like this: on Record Labels Unveil Greed 2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "And who's gonna fly it, kid - you?"
    "You bet! Why, I -"
    "Recording music ain't like dusting crops, boy. Without precise calculations you'd bury yourself in the mix, or sound too close to a pop tartlet, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"

    "And who's gonna advertise it, kid - you?"
    "You bet I could! I'm not such a bad... Wait, what was the question?"

  22. Re:P2P: the new gateway drug. on P2P Users More Likely to Cheat, Shoplift · · Score: 1
    Well the young men refused to go to Vietnam, the communists 'won', and sure enough, tens of thousands of Vietnamese did come to the US and take our jobs.

    Fortunately, this was offset in part by the fifty thousand American deaths in the war, not to mention some thousands more removed from the workforce by crippling injuries. We have parity, yay!

  23. Re:How long? on Giant Squid Caught on Film · · Score: 1
    Eh, with enough glass you can create any pressure.

    Glass is no use. What you want is transparent aluminum. That's the ticket, laddy.

  24. Re:The Prisoner on Top 50 Science Fiction TV Shows · · Score: 1
    What little science and technology there was in The Prisoner wasn't really imagined: it was mostly contemporary actual science. No. 2, et al, pretty much tried to drug, brainwash, and generally mind-f*ck No. 6 into saying why he resigned. What "imagined science and technology" was there? The automatic, sliding doors?

    The 'Rover' device that chases him down when he tries to escape. It looks like a weather balloon. Also many of the psychological ploys they try on him seem to me beyond current (and certainly 1960s era) abilities and theories.

  25. Re:What a strange comparison on Japan Tests New Bullet Train · · Score: 1
    I propose that an international standard system of junk-science measures be used, and that the measurement of speed be 'thicknesses of a human hair per thousandth of the time it takes to blink'

    How many furlongs per fortnight does that come out to?