... as local city officials tabulate the bill calculating waste of law enforcement resources, along with facing punishments related to a fraudulent report.
And we should throw the book at them. Marketing is not a viable excuse here.
It's a darn good thing those rules don't apply to politicians. The jails would be overflowing (even more).
How about this for a product idea? A little cheatsheet of some of techniques along with actual examples from people that have been in the news. Whenever a politician or mediaslut starts talking (mr trump doesn't have a monopoly on dementia) I want to be able to look at my list and go:
Agreed. You can't save the world. The company deserves him and vice-versa. Let them stew together in their self-realized creeping miasma of putrid decay.
After you've gone elsewhere, send your manager a webpage detailing gaslighting, Perhaps something like this. The downside is that that page is written by a blogger; not a lawyer or mental health specialist.
I lived with the adolescent brain until I was 21, then spent 15 years trying to numb it with liquor and drugs, and the flesh machine. At that point I was officially "old" and my brain had the one-way ticket to senility-ville. Now my memory is shot, my neurons are calcified, my attitudes are stuck and my memory is gone. I'm so fricking addled and incompetent I'm not even fit for senior management. The only thing I could possibly do is get into politics.
The sad part is, it'll to happen to you too and everyone you know. Keep a few friends you can go crazy with.
Jaguar announced that it has completed designs for a self-assembling car. It builds itself, transports itself to the dealer, sells itself, obtains it's own financing, then drives it's new owner home. At that point it's up to the new owner to drive it back to the dealer to repair the electronics.
I'm not ok with it. IMHO, Obama's executive action was wrong. Entering the country illegally is wrong. It's wrong for coyotes to collect a fee to smuggle foreign nationals into the US then leave them stranded to die in the desert. It's wrong to exile an American child to Mexico because his or her parents entered illegally. It's wrong for American companies to employ illegal alien workers. It's wrong for greedy employers to underpay or abuse illegal aliens. Politicians and other sleezeballs who claim that illegal aliens are stealing fabulous high-paying jobs from Americans are wrong. People who don't challenge those assertions and insist on proof are wrong.
There's very little that feels "right" about this. How can an American be compassionate, engaged and dedicated to improving the human condition without being accused of being a traitor or fucksnake? It's really frustrating.
I think it's probably not a good idea to fjnork around with someone who has a big say in which emoji get created. Ok, so #CR00KEDHillary didn't fly. But does the PE really want to piss off the guy who could create emoji like :
#PEDO_Trump
#TrumpAlzheimers
#MicroPenisPresident
#CluelessInChief
Donald J. Trump’s 10 Point Plan to Put America First
1. Begin working on an impenetrable physical wall on the southern border, on day one. Mexico will pay for the wall.
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man" -- General George S. Patton.
2. End catch-and-release. Under a Trump administration, anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of our country.
Good plan that; retaining illegals until they can be sent to any other country. Like Canada. The one with the impenetrable wall.
3. Move criminal aliens out day one, in joint operations with local, state, and federal law enforcement. We will terminate the Obama administration’s deadly, non-enforcement policies that allow thousands of criminal aliens to freely roam our streets.
In 8 years Dubya deported 2 million. In 7 years (so far) the "Deporter In Chief" has sent 2.5 million illegals packing.
4. End sanctuary cities.
Any details on this? Publically humiliating the mayors via tweets? Air strikes? Threatening to build (or not build) a Trump property?
5. Immediately terminate President Obama’s two illegal executive amnesties. All immigration laws will be enforced – we will triple the number of ICE agents. Anyone who enters the U.S. illegally is subject to deportation. That is what it means to have laws and to have a country.
Obama got carried away. DACA and DAPA were/are a bad call. A lawyer should have know better.
I can't wait until Americans get a shot at the 18 million jobs that those 5 million jobs illegals will leave behind.
I just can't wait to see Joe Plumber in the fields at 4 am picking cabbage for $3/hour, then off to hang drywall or put on roofs in 110 degree heat for $4.50/hr. Let's make American heart attacks great again!
All kidding aside, do you have any idea of the kinds of jobs that illegals hold, what they get paid and their working conditions? They are basically hostages working for sub-minimal wages under daily threat of deportation from employers.
6. Suspend the issuance of visas to any place where adequate screening cannot occur, until proven and effective vetting mechanisms can be put into place.
I'ld like to see it at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Trump's squeeze this week (Melanija Knavs) is a foreign national. Citizenship is not transferable by relation (see item # 5 above).
7. Ensure that other countries take their people back when we order them deported.
"Hello, Mexico? We got some cooks and roofers up here. Come get these guys. Wadda mean there's an impenetrable wall? Who's goddam idea was that? Hello? Hello??"
8. Ensure that a biometric entry-exit visa tracking system is fully implemented at all land, air, and sea ports.
"Biometric data processed. Re-entry into the United States is refused. Your records indicate a defect in the APOE4 gene associated with Mild Cognitive Impariment. We apologize for the inconvenience Mr. Trump, Donald"
9. Turn off the jobs and benefits magnet. Many immigrants come to the U.S. illegally in search of jobs, even though federal law prohibits the employment of illegal immigrants.
"Mr Trump, here's the latest revision of the Ten Point Plan. As requested, all items are just re-wordings of the same idea. As you said, our supporters won't be able to figure that out."
10. Reform legal immigration to serve the best interests of America and its workers, keeping immigration levels within historic norms.
Interesting. All those millions of illegals slipping into the country up until now become "the historic norm".
I'm looking forward to it. I'd like to see trump sending at least a dozen non-blockable texts per day to every cell phone in America, sold in America or owned by an American. He certainly understands the power of being able to control the media, and by "control" I mean "Hey! Look at me! Look at me! I'll have more bs for you ignorant toads later! In the meantime, here's a pic of my woo-woo!".
I can't imagine how popular he'll be after a week of this.
I was wondering how long it would take the fear-mongers to drag TOTER cr@p (Totally Off-Topic Election Results) into a thread on lower GI intestinal health. Six minutes. Now I know
This one was said of Obama. Just for $hits & giggles, substitute "I" for "he":
"He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election! We should have a revolution in this country!"
"The phony electoral college made a laughing stock out of our nation. The loser one! We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided! Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us. More votes equals a loss... revolution! This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy! Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble... like never before. The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy."
"there might be someone with tomatoes in the audience. If you see them, knock the crap out of them"
"In the old days, protesters would be carried out on stretchers.
"Let's pull together. it's time to bind the wounds of division."
Everyone hear that? Let's pull together. Let by-gones be by-gones. All for one, and one for all. Yea team! We're number one! Hi mom!
Coffee used to be one of my 3 major food groups. About 2 months ago I got food poisoning and spent 10 days with diarrhea. After several rounds of tests and delays, I tested positive for blastocystis. The first antibiotic was a joke. I eventually ended up on Metronidazole; another antibiotic but a real kick-ass. Since I got off that (2 wks ago) the smell and taste of coffee is different and frankly, bad. I think whatever made me sick, or maybe the antibiotic, messed up my gut microbiome and altered my sense of taste and smell. Coffee is the most obvious change, but I've also developed a powerful craving for ginger ale. Effing weird.
Implants allow monkeys to walk. And run. For political office no less. And win. I feel so good about the future for us all in the Divided States of Donald.
...the pickup truck that was dripping fire and smelled like fireworks
Ummm. Yea, sorry about that, dude. Tossed a roachie in the back without checking it. Lost the whole truckload of Durban Poison and full bud shatter. Boss was piiiissed.
No kidding. Ft Collins has some top craft and micro-brews and they sent a truckload of piss. OTOH, it was going to rabid religious zealot-ville, aka Colo Springs, so maybe... no harm, no foul?
The term "royal flush", especially the "royal" part makes me shiver given how recently a second Bush served as president, and during an election cycle where a third Bush was initially campaigning, and where a second Clinton could get elected. I like royalty; in Great Britain. There can be no place for sovereignty entitlement or regimes in the US.
"Attack is the secret of defense; defense is the planning of an attack." -- Sun Tzu
“All a prevent defense does is prevent you from winning" -- John Madden
“The bomber will always get through. The only defense is in offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly that the enemy if you want to save yourselves." -- Stanley Baldwin
“The best defense is a good offense." -- Vince Lombardi, Jack Dempsey
all quotes from the web, so there's a 60/40 chance they're worng.
Hillary is personally responsible for the Samsung Note explosions.
The DNC created the Zika virus using genetic engineering and released it on Republican retirement central, aka Florida.
One of Bill Clinton's secret babies is the leader of ISIS.
The Republican leaders who have abandoned, ignored or rejected Trump are being paid off by Putin
Hillary's first official act as President would be to appoint Barak Obama as Ultra Supreme Over-Justice of the Supreme Court. This will be a new position which has ultimate veto or approval power over any court decision.
Sorry, out of time here. Back to regular day job at Fox...
And if any of those organizations were promoting trump you'd be declaring them the be unassailable bastions of goodness, purity and sanity. Face it, you're letting your fear cloud your judgement.
Slashdot Mirror
I know that was a joke article by the Onion, but they do actually sell 5 bladed razors... actually they're up to 7 now ....
Ha. I laugh at those pathetic little 7 blades. Obligatory "mine goes to 11"
And we should throw the book at them. Marketing is not a viable excuse here.
It's a darn good thing those rules don't apply to politicians. The jails would be overflowing (even more).
How about this for a product idea? A little cheatsheet of some of techniques along with actual examples from people that have been in the news. Whenever a politician or mediaslut starts talking (mr trump doesn't have a monopoly on dementia) I want to be able to look at my list and go:
Agreed. You can't save the world. The company deserves him and vice-versa. Let them stew together in their self-realized creeping miasma of putrid decay.
After you've gone elsewhere, send your manager a webpage detailing gaslighting, Perhaps something like this. The downside is that that page is written by a blogger; not a lawyer or mental health specialist.
Your mileage may vary..
I lived with the adolescent brain until I was 21, then spent 15 years trying to numb it with liquor and drugs, and the flesh machine. At that point I was officially "old" and my brain had the one-way ticket to senility-ville. Now my memory is shot, my neurons are calcified, my attitudes are stuck and my memory is gone. I'm so fricking addled and incompetent I'm not even fit for senior management. The only thing I could possibly do is get into politics.
The sad part is, it'll to happen to you too and everyone you know. Keep a few friends you can go crazy with.
Jaguar announced that it has completed designs for a self-assembling car. It builds itself, transports itself to the dealer, sells itself, obtains it's own financing, then drives it's new owner home. At that point it's up to the new owner to drive it back to the dealer to repair the electronics.
I'm not ok with it. IMHO, Obama's executive action was wrong. Entering the country illegally is wrong. It's wrong for coyotes to collect a fee to smuggle foreign nationals into the US then leave them stranded to die in the desert. It's wrong to exile an American child to Mexico because his or her parents entered illegally. It's wrong for American companies to employ illegal alien workers. It's wrong for greedy employers to underpay or abuse illegal aliens. Politicians and other sleezeballs who claim that illegal aliens are stealing fabulous high-paying jobs from Americans are wrong. People who don't challenge those assertions and insist on proof are wrong.
There's very little that feels "right" about this. How can an American be compassionate, engaged and dedicated to improving the human condition without being accused of being a traitor or fucksnake? It's really frustrating.
I think it's probably not a good idea to fjnork around with someone who has a big say in which emoji get created. Ok, so #CR00KEDHillary didn't fly. But does the PE really want to piss off the guy who could create emoji like : #PEDO_Trump
#TrumpAlzheimers
#MicroPenisPresident
#CluelessInChief
Donald J. Trump’s 10 Point Plan to Put America First
1. Begin working on an impenetrable physical wall on the southern border, on day one. Mexico will pay for the wall.
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man" -- General George S. Patton.
2. End catch-and-release. Under a Trump administration, anyone who illegally crosses the border will be detained until they are removed out of our country.
Good plan that; retaining illegals until they can be sent to any other country. Like Canada. The one with the impenetrable wall.
3. Move criminal aliens out day one, in joint operations with local, state, and federal law enforcement. We will terminate the Obama administration’s deadly, non-enforcement policies that allow thousands of criminal aliens to freely roam our streets.
In 8 years Dubya deported 2 million. In 7 years (so far) the "Deporter In Chief" has sent 2.5 million illegals packing.
4. End sanctuary cities.
Any details on this? Publically humiliating the mayors via tweets? Air strikes? Threatening to build (or not build) a Trump property?
5. Immediately terminate President Obama’s two illegal executive amnesties. All immigration laws will be enforced – we will triple the number of ICE agents. Anyone who enters the U.S. illegally is subject to deportation. That is what it means to have laws and to have a country.
Obama got carried away. DACA and DAPA were/are a bad call. A lawyer should have know better.
I can't wait until Americans get a shot at the 18 million jobs that those 5 million jobs illegals will leave behind. I just can't wait to see Joe Plumber in the fields at 4 am picking cabbage for $3/hour, then off to hang drywall or put on roofs in 110 degree heat for $4.50/hr. Let's make American heart attacks great again! All kidding aside, do you have any idea of the kinds of jobs that illegals hold, what they get paid and their working conditions? They are basically hostages working for sub-minimal wages under daily threat of deportation from employers.
6. Suspend the issuance of visas to any place where adequate screening cannot occur, until proven and effective vetting mechanisms can be put into place.
I'ld like to see it at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Trump's squeeze this week (Melanija Knavs) is a foreign national. Citizenship is not transferable by relation (see item # 5 above).
7. Ensure that other countries take their people back when we order them deported.
"Hello, Mexico? We got some cooks and roofers up here. Come get these guys. Wadda mean there's an impenetrable wall? Who's goddam idea was that? Hello? Hello??"
8. Ensure that a biometric entry-exit visa tracking system is fully implemented at all land, air, and sea ports.
"Biometric data processed. Re-entry into the United States is refused. Your records indicate a defect in the APOE4 gene associated with Mild Cognitive Impariment. We apologize for the inconvenience Mr. Trump, Donald"
9. Turn off the jobs and benefits magnet. Many immigrants come to the U.S. illegally in search of jobs, even though federal law prohibits the employment of illegal immigrants.
"Mr Trump, here's the latest revision of the Ten Point Plan. As requested, all items are just re-wordings of the same idea. As you said, our supporters won't be able to figure that out."
10. Reform legal immigration to serve the best interests of America and its workers, keeping immigration levels within historic norms.
Interesting. All those millions of illegals slipping into the country up until now become "the historic norm".
I'm looking forward to it. I'd like to see trump sending at least a dozen non-blockable texts per day to every cell phone in America, sold in America or owned by an American. He certainly understands the power of being able to control the media, and by "control" I mean "Hey! Look at me! Look at me! I'll have more bs for you ignorant toads later! In the meantime, here's a pic of my woo-woo!".
I can't imagine how popular he'll be after a week of this.
Because, like you fine folks I'm part of the problem, not part of the solution, here are some actual Trump quotes:
This one was said of Obama. Just for $hits & giggles, substitute "I" for "he":
"He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election! We should have a revolution in this country!"
"The phony electoral college made a laughing stock out of our nation. The loser one! We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided! Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us. More votes equals a loss ... revolution! This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy! Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble ... like never before. The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy."
"there might be someone with tomatoes in the audience. If you see them, knock the crap out of them"
"In the old days, protesters would be carried out on stretchers.
"Let's pull together. it's time to bind the wounds of division."
Everyone hear that? Let's pull together. Let by-gones be by-gones. All for one, and one for all. Yea team! We're number one! Hi mom!
Let's see. In the 12 years I've been married, I could have provided better online security to ..... well. An entire village.
You fjnorkers owe me. Big time.
Coffee used to be one of my 3 major food groups. About 2 months ago I got food poisoning and spent 10 days with diarrhea. After several rounds of tests and delays, I tested positive for blastocystis. The first antibiotic was a joke. I eventually ended up on Metronidazole; another antibiotic but a real kick-ass. Since I got off that (2 wks ago) the smell and taste of coffee is different and frankly, bad. I think whatever made me sick, or maybe the antibiotic, messed up my gut microbiome and altered my sense of taste and smell. Coffee is the most obvious change, but I've also developed a powerful craving for ginger ale. Effing weird.
Thx for the reference to the Popper page.
Idea for bumper sticker "Death to intolerant people".
Implants allow monkeys to walk. And run. For political office no less. And win. I feel so good about the future for us all in the Divided States of Donald.
...the pickup truck that was dripping fire and smelled like fireworks
Ummm. Yea, sorry about that, dude. Tossed a roachie in the back without checking it. Lost the whole truckload of Durban Poison and full bud shatter. Boss was piiiissed.
No kidding. Ft Collins has some top craft and micro-brews and they sent a truckload of piss. OTOH, it was going to rabid religious zealot-ville, aka Colo Springs, so maybe ... no harm, no foul?
It doesn't beat a royal flush
The term "royal flush", especially the "royal" part makes me shiver given how recently a second Bush served as president, and during an election cycle where a third Bush was initially campaigning, and where a second Clinton could get elected. I like royalty; in Great Britain. There can be no place for sovereignty entitlement or regimes in the US.
(I got on a Vince Lombardi quote kick with an earlier reply.....)
Individual commitment to a group effort – that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. -- Vince Lombardi
"Attack is the secret of defense; defense is the planning of an attack." -- Sun Tzu
“All a prevent defense does is prevent you from winning" -- John Madden
“The bomber will always get through. The only defense is in offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly that the enemy if you want to save yourselves." -- Stanley Baldwin
“The best defense is a good offense." -- Vince Lombardi, Jack Dempsey
all quotes from the web, so there's a 60/40 chance they're worng.
Mod parent up.
Somewhere, someone is saying this .... Jack Nicholson as the Joker
Let's get this party rolling .....
Hillary is personally responsible for the Samsung Note explosions.
The DNC created the Zika virus using genetic engineering and released it on Republican retirement central, aka Florida.
One of Bill Clinton's secret babies is the leader of ISIS.
The Republican leaders who have abandoned, ignored or rejected Trump are being paid off by Putin
Hillary's first official act as President would be to appoint Barak Obama as Ultra Supreme Over-Justice of the Supreme Court. This will be a new position which has ultimate veto or approval power over any court decision.
Sorry, out of time here. Back to regular day job at Fox...
And if any of those organizations were promoting trump you'd be declaring them the be unassailable bastions of goodness, purity and sanity. Face it, you're letting your fear cloud your judgement.
Classify THIS Mariss.