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  1. Re:Tap an Ethernet Cable? on 9 Reasons Why Developers Think the CIO Is Clueless · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Check out the bandwidth on that ethernet cable."
    "Oh yeah. That's what I'm talking about!"
    "I'd tap it."
    "Hell yeah, I'd tap it! I'd tap every day and twice on Sundays!"
    "Yep."
    "Yeah."

  2. NASA Engineers on Ares V Rocket Bigger and Stronger For Moon Mission · · Score: 4, Funny
    God bless them, they really do think of everything...


    NASA Engineer: "The extra weight it can carry is equivalent to a male elephant."
    The Press: "Oh yeah, African or Indian?"
    NASA Engineer: "Why African of course."
    The Press: [wanders off trying to find someone to interview who will make them feel smarter]

  3. Fantasy on What Happened To Palm? · · Score: 1

    It sounds like there were spending too much time fantasizing about their profits, 'cause it sounds like things are getting pretty hairy over there...

  4. Be careful what you wish for... on Supreme Court Holds Right to Bear Arms Applies to Individuals · · Score: 1

    While having the 2nd Amendment applied to the individual is the correct, I believe, interpretation of the 2nd Amendment, I do think that this could lead to an even greater amount of gun related deaths. Enough, perhaps, to foster an amendment to repeal the 2nd. The only way that would succeed is if there is enough turmoil caused by guns. Which, could only happen with Wednesday's ruling as a first step.

  5. Re:The explanation is obvious on Terminal Chaos · · Score: 1

    Exactly. You get what you pay for, and airlines run on ridiculously narrow margins. A modern airliner costs about the same as a skycraper. Then factor in that you have a fleet of hundreds of these, each taking on tens of thousands of gallons of fuel, and that the whole thing is still easily susceptible to the weather, and you realize taht economic disaster is far more likely than success.

  6. Objection! on Lawyer Who Subpoenaed Blogger Seidel Sanctioned · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Your Honor I strongly object to this exhibit."
    "On what grounds, counselor?"
    "It really hurts our case."

    Good for the Judge. Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean you automatically have a remedy.

  7. Re:Only Hire Women? on PhD Research On Software Design Principles? · · Score: 1
    I had a "poster is a moron" moment when I read the question.

    I think its likely just a MacGuffin. He's really getting a PhD in Nerdology, but posting a obviously religious topic, like Mac versus PC, or EMACS versus vi would have been too obvious. Call him a poster troll;-)

  8. No pun intended? on Oldest Computer Music Unveiled · · Score: 1
    The article also collects some other very interesting bits of computer history

    Yeah I'm not byting.

  9. As the old saying goes... on The Impact of Low Salaries At Apple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You get what you pay for;-)

  10. Re: Only Hire (russian) women? on PhD Research On Software Design Principles? · · Score: 1
    of course ...I've been feeling nostalgiac lately.

    I totally understand. In college (early 90's) I had an Amiga 1200 that could do more than my roomates Mac- with only a fraction of the resources. I think the biggest factor in bloatware is simply the speed with which people want projects done. If it "Just Works" then there is no longer a business reason to go back and make it work better, even if it would make for better code. Even a savings in speed may or may not be worth it, especially if the difference is only a handful of seconds.

  11. Re:Audiosmurf on BodySurf — Audiosurf Meets the Wii Balance Board · · Score: 4, Funny

    I loved that game. I played it until I was blue in the face.

  12. Early Days on PhD Research On Software Design Principles? · · Score: 1
    I'd start by looking back in the early days of coding. Punchcards even. With all of the limitations on memory, storage, and processor, the coders had to make everything work as effeciently as possible. I'd also look at the demo scene. I remember some crazy long, graphic and audio intesive demos that my friend showed me on his Amiga 2000 that were fairly long to boot.

    Once you know what those techniques were, and the way things are done today (that require 10 times the resources to do a fraction as much), you'd have a fairly decent baseline I'd think.

    The short answer is: Python.

  13. Only Hire Women? on PhD Research On Software Design Principles? · · Score: 4, Funny
    That's what Slashdot told me yesterday.

    Personally I only do extreme, object oriented programming in COBOL, so I have nothing new to offer.

  14. Re:Tuecrypt on Community Choice Award "Most Likely to be Shut Down By Govt" · · Score: 2, Funny
    I see a typo.

    Only because its Monday. It'll make more sense tomorrow.

  15. Happy 29.9999999876547542 on Happy Birthday! X86 Turns 30 Years Old · · Score: 5, Funny

    Signed,
    your great-great-great grandson,
    Pentium

  16. Meh. on Street Fighter IV to Hit PS3, 360, and PC, Not Wii · · Score: 1

    The Wii already has Brawl, so I don't think there's going to be too much of an uproar.

  17. 768 Cores? on Scalable Nonblocking Data Structures · · Score: 2, Funny
    Call me a CPU luddite, but does this mean that I can lose 768 games of Solataire simultaneously?

  18. Re:Fuck you, Slashdot. on I Will Derive · · Score: 1
    It wouldn't be so bad if it ended with them fisting each other.

    Putting the "slash" in slashdot, eh? ;-)

  19. Knee-jerk on Senate Committee Votes To Fingerprint Lenders · · Score: 3, Insightful
    No explanation is in evidence as to how this would help the problem of loan fraud.

    Uh, how about, so they can track the people making fraudulent loans regardless of what identity they assume? Maybe?

  20. Re:Slashdot hardware specs... on Help Slashdot Test Our New Data Center · · Score: 1

    What if I'm curious one day but not curious the other day?
    Will that dramatically affect my user experience?

    YES! Slashdot runs on the Schoedinger Inc., Curiosity Wave Reaction Vessel®. If you're NOT curious slashdot will simply cease to exist. Something about curiosity killing the cat...

  21. Re:Funding slashed for a finished game on Congress Slashes Funding for Peaceful Conflict Resolution Game · · Score: 3, Funny
    That's also what's holding back Duke Nukem Forever, I suppose.

    Really? I heard that Peaceful Conflict Resolution accelerators simply weren't fast enough for Duke's "Resolutions."

  22. Re:New name? on CBS Acquires CNET Networks for $1.8 Billion · · Score: 1
    And the new company is....CnetBS?

    I don't know their name, but they've already registered cbs.com.com...

  23. Re:I'm holding out on 4D Analogue of Megaminx Puzzle · · Score: 5, Funny
    For a true 4-dimensional Rubiks Cube, one that incorporates Time.

    Or it could incorporate a thyme dimension. "It looks solved, but it just doesn't snmell solved..."

  24. Ignorance is the Fount of Humor on HP Seals the Deal, Buys EDS For $14B · · Score: 1

    I don't know who ED is, but dude just got rich!

  25. Or... on NASA Wants to Take the Blast Out of Sonic Booms · · Score: 1
    If we weren't such a nation of whiners we could just enjoy the majesty that comes with sonic booms, and remember that there is more to aviation than riding the cattle-car from Duluth to Sioux Falls.

    And yes, I am bitter that aviation has been sanitized to the point where its magic and glory are consigned to a Golden Age decades ago.