User: drainbramage

Re:The moneky speaks his mind

On: Can a Monkey Get a Copyright & Issue a Takedown?

Sweet but untrue.
Violence is not solely in the human domain.
A simple example:
http://www.google.com/search?q=monkey+cannibalism&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

My ex asked what she would be if she was Windows

On: Bill Gates Looks to Reinvent the Toilet

Well. I answered, since the current version is 7, yer' an 8.
Did I mention she's an ex?

Re:Could've been worse

On: TSA Has 95-Year-Old Remove Her Diaper For Screening

Do you know what a 95 year old woman tastes like?
.
Depends.

Re:Good work, guys

On: Caltech Scientists Measure Dinosaur Body Temp

Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
.
.
The taste.

Note to Pirates:

On: Boeing's Enormous Navy Laser Cannon

Do not look at laser cannon with remaining eye!

Please:

On: Could the US Phase Out Nuclear Power?

Could the US Phase Out samzenpus?

Re:The shape of the sea surface changes

On: What Happened To the Climate Refugees?

The sea hates North Carolina.

Re:FIRST LAWSUIT!

On: Tesla Sues BBC's Top Gear For Libel

Thank you for your insight Dan Rather.

Pictures

On: Fighting Fires With Beams of Electricity

Or it didn't happen.

Re:I was bitten in the toe

On: Brazilian Spider Bite May Become the Next Viagra

And lawyers.

Re:Multiple possible comments

On: $30 GPS Jammer Can Wreak Havok

If in-laws are outlawed, then only outlaws will have in-laws.

Re:Hey while we're there...

On: Go For It On Fourth Down? Ask Coach Watson

Which will give us more time for those super commercials.

Re:Wait, there is more!

On: Contents of Leaked HBGary Emails Reveal Wrongdoing

Or not so amazing...
I note the comment from The Wild Norseman:
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2017860&cid=35350670

Re:what's the penalty for bigamy?

On: Man Pays $200,000 To Save Fake Online Girlfriend

2 mother in laws?

Re:Why?

On: Chess Games Translated To Music

You sure know a lot about his dog!

Re:Other States

On: Amazon Pulling Out of Texas Over $269 Million Tax Bill

You live in Washington?

NASCAR!

On: 1948 Mayor To MIT: Use Flamethrowers To Melt Snow?

How about those NASCAR jet engine track dryers.
Now get off my freshly melted lawn.

Where are the cars from the 1940's Batman serials?

On: Evolution of the Batmobile

Black and white, no sissy 3D or color!
Lucky we had sound I tell you.
Alfred driving Batman around in a big ol' limousine.
That was crime fighting!
Now get the heck off my lawn.

Re:Is BP a good investment?

On: Gulf Bacteria Quickly Digested Spilled Methane

Spotted Owl down.
Plus, they taste like chicken.

Not how capitalism works?

On: Gulf Bacteria Quickly Digested Spilled Methane

Thanks to all these postings I now know that capitalism causes accidents.
I guess the AMAZING safety records of the non-capitalist countries should have been more obvious.
I now know that socialism = green, communism = peace.
Thank you all so very much.
Citation needed? Oh please.

Re:Perhaps they should study the KGB?

On: US Government Strategy To Prevent Leaks Is Leaked

It is NOT the job of the federal bureaucracy to manage 300 million people.
That is not the way it is supposed to work in the USA.
Perhaps you studied the KGB?

Re:Pigs...in...SPACE!

On: Satellite-Based Laser Hunts Woodpeckers From Space

Is there a wrong way?

Re:Solution: fix it.

On: Problems With Truncation On the Common Application

I refer you to:
http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1924208&cid=34664090

The Axis Of Weasel

On: Microsoft, Apple, EMC, and Oracle Form Patent Bloc

FTFY

If people are not chickens:

On: America's Cubicles Are Shrinking

How do you explain the fowl smell?