User: kjdames

Of course...

On: Internet Use Grows to 69 Percent of US Adults

47.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot...

Too late...

On: One-Way Ticket to Mars?

Mr. Chris Willis already has it figured out.

Any why not staff the mission with robot scientists that /. reported on yesterday?

You cretins!

On: The Uncertain Promise of Utility Computing

It's obvious what she's saying. In translation:

"Listen! They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with the flagon with the figure of a dragon." "Did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?" "No, the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."

Timing issues

On: USPS Providing Electronic Postmarks

I think depending on a regulated email system like this to prove legal timestamping is foolish. Any number of things can delay an email - would you send your taxes by email five minutes before they were due? If a late timestamp meant a fine?

Re:Dialogue for Episode III:

On: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rumors

No!

Evidence?

On: SCO Fails to Produce Evidence

Of course there's evidence!

Dialogue for Episode III:

On: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rumors

Peter Jackson: Your powers are weak, old man.

George Lucas: You can't win, Peter. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

C-3PO: R2 says that the chances of episodes 7-9 surviving are 725 to 1. Actually R2 has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh dear...

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully extending this series is approximately 3,720 to 1!

Lucas: Never tell me the odds!

Invisible house

On: Windows that Double as LCD Monitors

Combine that with the Cloak of Invisibility technology, and you could make your house completely invisible!

The perfect way to fool those Jehovah's Winesses!

Re:It's first invention

On: Scientists Invent Scientist

It'll be a reverse Turing test for humans. 99% of which will fail.

Dear Earthlings:

On: Spirit Rolls on Mars

Thank you for the toy RC car. To think, it only took you 4.55 billion of your years to get it to us! However, now that you have proven yourselves almost capable of inter-planetary traveling, we must send our Biker Mice to crush you like the bugs you are. Starting with Tim Burton. Signed, Supreme Commander of Mars

Re:the waiting is over ---but

On: Spirit Rolls on Mars

I've got a better idea. What if we build a large wooden rabbit...

Re:Has anyone started working on consumer shieldin

On: Wireless Street Lamps for Traffic Monitoring

I wouldn't block my rfid, I'd steal my neighbor's. Or change it every N seconds.