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  1. Re:do you want to get mugged behind a bar? on Tinder Wants AI To Set You Up On a Date (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    rule 16 - there are no girls on the internet.

    While that cliche may once have been broadly- albeit never completely- true, it's a long time since that was the case.

    Now that I think about it, it's no longer just a long time since that was the case... it's even been a long time since people felt it necessary to point out that the stereotype no longer applied. We've completely moved on now- when smartphones are more common than not among the female population, it's probably not something it would even occur to most people to think about nowadays.

  2. Poundland batteries only last a few minutes if you draw real current from them! They are lighter too.

    Can't swear that they last as long as Duracells, but I've never had that problem with the various brands I bought there.

    Are you absolutely sure those were alkaline batteries (i.e. the ones I was discussing) and not zinc carbon/chloride (the "dirt-cheap-but-underpowered-for-most-real-uses" type)? They sell both, often in similar packaging.

    The zinc ones are usually, but not always, cheaper (because they're crap) and if you're getting like ten or more for a pound (10+6 free) they're almost certainly not alkalines. Don't be fooled by the "Heavy Duty" label; that came from the fact that zinc chloride cells once offered a noticeable improvement over zinc carbon, but they're still feeble by modern standards.

  3. HP fail: compare your product to something that no competitor should be worse than by far.

    This is like how- in the United Kingdom at least- Duracell are still selling their (alkaline) batteries by comparing them against zinc batteries. (#) I mean, really?

    That might have been valid thirty years ago when alkalines were semi-premium and zinc carbons *were* the competition, but nowadays zincs are relegated to the dirt-cheap-but-underpowered-for-most-real-uses market segment. Alkalines are mainstream and I can get four or six of them for a quid from Poundland.

    How do your batteries compare against those? Twenty percent more capacity for two and a half times the price or something? Doesn't sound so good... but then, neither does relying on comparisons to an archaic technology to make yourselves look better.

    (#) This advert is three years old, but I'm sure I saw a similar one less than a year ago.

  4. Re:How far they have fallen on HP Is Advertising Its Real, Modern Printers on This Fake, Awkward '80s Computer Show (adweek.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I remember when HP stood for "Built like a tank".

    It was at this point the founders realised that their marketing guy was in fact completely illiterate, and soon after were insisting that "HP" actually stood for "Hewlett Packard", honest.

  5. Any language where the default equality comparison operator is *true* given two string-type variables with values "0E54321" and "0E12345" is not a cryptographically secure language. In fact there is a nonzero chance of the default equality operator returning true between two different MD5 or SHA256 hashes if they happen to fall into a hexadecimal form that is all digits except for one E or F.

    Technically, that (in itself) doesn't necessarily mean that the built-in cryptography nor the language itself are inherently insecure. In theory, that is, provided you understand the language and use it correctly.

    And that's the problem. Because in practice, PHP's design philosophy of trying to be clever- often too clever by half- when it comes to comparisons, equality, automatic coercion, data types, etc. etc. too often gives unpredictable and unexpected results from people who weren't aware of that behaviour.

    You absolutely do *not* want any risk of this happening when you're designing a system that has to be secure. You want boringly explicit and utterly predictable data and type handling.

    My prediction is that far, *far* more security holes will be down to bugs caused by unforeseen subtle aspects- i.e. pitfalls- of PHP's type handling and equality behaviour (etc.) in the apps using it rather than bugs in the cryptographic module itself.

    PHP being a language more favoured by inexperienced users, this is likely to be made far worse. Expect lots of newbies with misplaced confidence designing what they think are "secure" apps that are in fact full of holes- either because they've misused or misunderstood the cryptographic module, or because they've overlooked some basic aspect of computer security elsewhere (e.g. failure to parse input securely) that makes the use of cryptography irrelevant.

    And those are the sorts of mistakes newbies would make when using any language- with PHP's language design issues on top of that, it has the potential to be far worse.

    So, yeah. I trust that the module will be secure. The main problems- I guarantee- will be caused by caused by overlooked (or not known about) aspects of PHP's too-clever-by-half data handling (in client apps using it) leading to exploitable holes, and by the fact that too many of PHP's newbie-skewing userbase will overconfidently assume it makes their apps foolproof while using it incorrectly and ignoring security holes elsewhere that make it redundant.

  6. Re: Giaa to the rescue! on Four of Iceland's Main Volcanoes Are All Preparing For Eruption (icelandmonitor.mbl.is) · · Score: 2

    There are different national versions of Scrabble. Here's Icelandic

    What Icelandic "Scrabble" pieces might look like.

  7. Re:Horses and barns on E3 Will 'Officially' Open To The Public this Year (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    The horses have run away and you're now opening the barn hoping they come back, but they have long found something better.

    If they've found greener pastures, that implies that they were out to pasture in the first place, i.e. not in the stable or barn. But... yeah, I knew what you meant.

    I actually found it very witty, sorry to be so cocky.

    Your original comment came over as sort of funny, albeit not quite as clever as it was obviously meant to be.

    However, if you want to be self-congratulatory, it helps not to undermine things completely...

    And yes, I know that the original metaphor requires you to shut the door after the horse ran away instead of opening it. But that part of the metaphor didn't make sense if anything, you would have to OPEN the door when you notice that the horse is gone and hope that the horse comes back home.

    That's because you've entirely missed the point of the original metaphor!

    Keeping the stable door shut (to stop the horse escaping) represents the thing that was *supposed* to have been done beforehand.

    If you fail to do that and "the horse escapes" then... there is no point in trying to remedy things or make amends by shutting the stable door. Of course it doesn't make sense any more... that's the whole point!! The horse is already gone. Shutting the stable door beforehand would have prevented this. Shutting the stable door now is too late to solve the problem.

    The point is that doing what you should have done in the first place only *after* the thing it was intended to prevent has already happened makes no sense.

  8. Re:Horses and barns on E3 Will 'Officially' Open To The Public this Year (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    You open the stable long after the horse has found greener pastures.

    I see exactly the point you're making, but that's still a mixed metaphor that makes progressively less sense the more you think about it. (^_^)

  9. Re:Mobile games too on Nintendo's Engineers Have Embraced Unreal Engine (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    The Wii was a fluke that happened at exactly the right time, hence why Wii U tanked. (removing the Wii, the Wii U had the expected number of buyers from the slowly decaying trend on their total console sales)

    I don't know that the original Wii was entirely a fluke; I'd give them the benefit of the doubt and credit them with doing something different to MS and Sony's chasing of the traditional, mainstream "serious" gaming market by going for the casual market (which, to some extent, the DS had already had success in pioneering).

    But basically, yes, I agree with you regarding the timing and the fact the casual market had moved on by the point the Wii U came out. I said much the same thing myself a few days back- the Wii U was a contrived attempt to replicate the original Wii's success by doing exactly the same thing (especially its controller, trying too hard to be as original as the Wiimote)... and without recognising that the casual gaming market the DS and original Wii had pioneered had started moving on to tablets and smartphones by then.

    The fact that- from what I've heard- a relatively high proportion of the original Wii consoles tended to end up gathering dust in cupboards after the initial burst of enthusiasm and novelty wore off probably didn't help convince the same people to rush out and buy a Wii U. Particularly as the marketing- and name- didn't make clear that it was an entirely new console, and not just a slightly improved Wii.

  10. If you're right (and I think you are) - the Switch looks like it might be repeating this exact mistake.

    Oh, indeed. That was my first thought when I saw the Switch- it was like deja-vu all over again. Another contrived attempt to create a "novel" console with a "novel" controller.

  11. My daughter prefers to play Wii U single-player games on the GamePad rather than on the television

    I have to admit that I've never played the Wii U. However, I remember when it first came out it- and in particular, the screen-based gamepad- struck me as a contrived attempt to replicate the success of the original Wii.

    That- of course- enjoyed success because it *didn't* attempt to go down the well-trodden, stereotypical path of reliant-on-graphical-specs hardware and traditional "serious" gamer demographics, but instead targeted the casual gaming market (which had already been opened up by the Nintendo DS which did much the same thing) and used a novel, interesting and more "active" controller- i.e. the Wiimote.

    I won't accuse them of wanting lightning to strike twice- since that would imply the original Wii's success was pure luck the first time round, which I don't believe- but it's obvious that they thought they could pull of the same trick again.

    Hence, the Wii had a novel controller, so the Wii U had a (contrivedly) novel controller. The Wii got away with being underpowered, so the Wii U would get away with being underpowered. The Wii was a success by targeting the casual market, thus its lack of traditional mainstream arcade games wasn't such an issue- so the Wii U would do the same thing.

    One problem as I see it is the "casual" market that the Wii opened up had already moved on by 2012- towards "Farmville"-type Facebook skinner boxes and smartphone and tablet games- and that the Wii U's trying-too-hard controller was pretty expensive and hardly ideal for family and multiplayer games.

    But the marketing was also pretty crap- failing to make clear enough that "Wii U" was an entirely new, next generation console rather than a tarted-up Wii or giving people who had a Wii gathering dust in a cupboard any reason to buy a new one. (And that was possibly another issue- the Wii seemed like a good idea to many people at the time, but I gather a lot of them ended up not being used, so they weren't likely to rush out and buy the next Wii).

  12. Re:Cerebrospinal fluid cleanse on The Purpose of Sleep? To Forget, Scientists Say (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    your brain also gets flooded with cerebrospinal fluid, which cleans a type of "plaque" from between pathways

    So, you're saying that cerebrospinal fluid is basically mental floss then?

  13. Re: Zombie Nation on The Purpose of Sleep? To Forget, Scientists Say (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Zombie Nation describes the harm sleep deprivation is doing to the United States.

    I was going to ask what the hell a bunch of German techno producers would know about it, but I guess they've spent a few late nights in clubs over the years.

    (And yeah- I know. I used to think that too, but "Kernkraft 400" was actually the name of the song...)

  14. Re:In other news - in 2062 they will have time tra on Annual Hard Drive Reliability Report: 8TB, HGST Disks Top Chart Racking Up 45 Years Without Failure (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    In other news, in 2062 they will have time travel, otherwise how could you possibly know that just-released 8TB drive would last 45 years?

    You know damn well that's unlikely and you're purposefully misunderstanding this.

    It's quite obvious to *anyone* with an ounce of common sense that it refers to an 8TB drive they've been running continuously since 1971. Occam's razor, see?

  15. Re:It's a great watch, if a watch is what you want on It's Time To Admit Apple Watch Is a Success (imore.com) · · Score: 1

    It has failed to do so. So, by Apple's own initial marketing expectations, it's a bit of a flop. Without knowing internal expenses on development, marketing, etc., it's difficult to know how profitable (or not) it may be -- but Apple has moved its own goalposts for success here.

    So be it ... it is not a device for everyone, but it is an excellent device for people who want to wear a watch that does more than tell the time.

    And that's precisely why in Apple's own terms the device is somewhat of a failure. They wanted to create a large market for smart watches, in the same way that they significantly enlarged the market for smart phones and tablets. But that hasn't happened.

    You've said exactly what I was going to say- and to some extent what I'd already said at least once before:-

    Whatever its performance in absolute financial terms- or even relative to the pre-existing wearables market- by the standards and expectations Apple clearly had at its launch, this has been an obvious flop so far. I know it has a significant percentage of the smartwatch market, but a significant percentage of bugger all is still bugger all. No-one cares.

    It's quite obvious that Apple's original expectation was for it to be in the same mass-market ballpark as the iPad and iPhone. As I acknowledged, it's probably doing okay in absolute terms- in fact, I'd no doubt they would be making a decent profit on it. But relative to their expectations? Flop.

    Yeah, I know it dominates the smartwatch market, but that's hardly saying much, except that it's doing better there than the even-more-negligible competition.

    Then again, anyone who can say something like "Much like there's no real "tablet market", just an iPad market" when that is transparent bullshit is either beyond partisan or an idiot.

  16. Re: Do the right thing - stand against Trump's big on Trump's Executive Order Eliminates Privacy Act Protections For Foreigners (whitehouse.gov) · · Score: 1

    In other words, we ought to continue allowing moslem terrorists to enter the country, because if we don't, we risk angering the existing moslems and they will strike out at us.

    The ban wasn't on "moslem terrorists", it was a ban on all people from primarily Muslim countries with a potential exception for Christians. In other words, a ban on Muslims, and your assumption is exactly the "treat all Muslims as terrorists" behaviour they're looking for.

    Sure, you could stop "moslem terrorists" entering the country by stopping anyone at all entering the country, of course.

    You could also stop mass murderers of American children by locking up anyone with far-right sympathies. (Spoiler; I don't think that's a good idea either).

    Or you could better target those known to be a threat. I'm tired of governments using terrorism as an excuse for repression when in- seemingly- the vast majority of cases the people involved were already known as a risk to the intelligence services.

  17. Re: Do the right thing - stand against Trump's big on Trump's Executive Order Eliminates Privacy Act Protections For Foreigners (whitehouse.gov) · · Score: 1

    Daesh isn't al-Quaida.

    Yeah, I should have been clearer there. My point was that this was a similar- and very up-to-date- example of the sort of leader more concerned with looking macho and pandering to his own ego and voter base at the expense of doing the hard work and effectively (but less showily) destroying them. The sort of thing that plays right into a terrorist group's hands by giving *exactly* the type of response they'd planned for.

    They're obviously not the same entity, but the stupidity is similar enough in both cases.

  18. Re: Do the right thing - stand against Trump's bi on Trump's Executive Order Eliminates Privacy Act Protections For Foreigners (whitehouse.gov) · · Score: 1

    So your argument is, "let them rape and murder you, or else they will rape and murder you."

    No, it isn't. Where did I say anything remotely like that?

    You're either trying- very incompetently, I might add- to shove words in my mouth, or you don't even understand something that's pretty straightforward and in your own words... "you're a fucking moron."

    a terrorist sympathizer, and worst of all.. An abject coward.

    Er, whatever. How does frustration at someone incompetently playing into Daesh's hands make me a "terrorist sympathizer"? Or an "abject coward"?- that doesn't even make sense.

    Their whole plan depends on people like you responding exactly like you do. Useful idiots like yourself.

    You're either a weasel trying to shut down something you don't like with smear tactics or you genuinely believe what you're saying because you're "a fucking moron". Not sure which.

  19. Re: Do the right thing - stand against Trump's big on Trump's Executive Order Eliminates Privacy Act Protections For Foreigners (whitehouse.gov) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Daesh (or ISIS if one wants to pander to their own self-propagandising title) aimed to force Muslims on to their side by committing extreme and unjustifiable acts that would be reflect on- and be associated with- Muslims as a whole by the greater world, increasing discrimination and prejudice against them- and, in turn, increasing the hostility of Muslims as a whole in the face of this prejudice- forcing them into the hands of Daesh and their allies.

    For this to work, you need people to respond in the planned kneejerk manner.

    Step forward, Donald J Trump. Your executive order blanket-banning people from Muslim countries and plans to discriminate on the basis of religion are *exactly* what they planned for and wanted.

    Well done. You played right into their hands. You are ISIS/Daesh's useful idiot.

  20. Re: Tell me the OS on Dropbox Kept Files Around For Years Due To 'Delete' Bug (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    try S3

    You mean Amazon S3? Not sure what your point is. That's not a local (or locally-controlled) storage option and Amazon aren't even open about how it's implemented.

  21. Re:Tell me the OS on Dropbox Kept Files Around For Years Due To 'Delete' Bug (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 2

    Which OS is it that is so complicated that when you ask it to delete a file, it doesn't? I wasn't aware that one even exists

    As others pointed out, no, typical OSs don't overwrite it when you "delete" it.

    In addition to this, however- I don't know what Dropbox's setup is, and I know sod all about enterprise storage et al. However, I feel pretty confident in assuming it's *not* going to be anything as simple as an "off the shelf" hard drive or even RAID setup using the standard Windows, Linux or whatever facilities and filesystems like one would find in a desktop PC!

    The comparison is therefore pretty meaningless.

  22. Re:Good Idea! on Sony Is Weighing a Sale of Film, TV Business (nypost.com) · · Score: 1

    Interesting additional perspective, thank you.

  23. Re:Good Idea! on Sony Is Weighing a Sale of Film, TV Business (nypost.com) · · Score: 2

    I've commented before on how MiniDisc *could* have pre-empted MP3 and the portable audio revolution if it had been used to its full potential rather than intentionally hobbled in order to protect Sony's content business.

  24. Re:Deep AI not even in the product mentioned on People Don't Realize How Deep AI Already Is In So Many Things, Salesforce CEO Benioff Says (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    (Replying to kill accidental downmod, ignore)

  25. Re:Pretty Kawaii for a House Fly on Amazon Launches Anime Channel for $5 Per Month, Its First Branded Subscription Channel (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    That sort of thing was a mostly 90's to mid 00's style

    You're saying the "big eyes" thing has gone out of fashion? Seriously?