Troll: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Kernel collector: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
BSD: I don't want to go off the net!
Troll: Oh, don't be such a microkernel.
Kernel collector: I can't take him.
BSD: I feel stable!
Troll:Well, do us a favour.
Kernel collector: I can't.
Troll: Well, can you hang around a couple of processes? He won't be long.
Kernel collector:No, I've got to go to Microsofts. They've lost 4 today.
Troll:Well, when's your next round?
Kernel collector:Thursday.
BSD:I think I'll go for a compile.
Troll:You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
BSD: [singing] I have Java! I have Java!
*Twack*
Troll: Ah, thanks very much.
Kernel collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
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As a general guess I'm going to venture that these things are asexual, being sponges, and it's not for mating displays. but then again, I couldn't RTFA 'cos it's slashdotted
heh, bad example? =P Most new strains of the flu or the common cold are caused by medical labs, as they're old viruses mutated and evolved to survice the medications we put them through. I get your point though
As someone who's grabbed a live wire I can tell you that AC current does NOT make it easier to let go of anything. It lets your muscles relax sevel DOZEN times a second. Have you ever tried dropping something while you're having a seizure from hand to grounding?
Click here to see live high school co-eds 'sharpening their pencils', cheating on their 'spelling tests', 'studying biology', and dividing their apendages!
No, actually you'd be like 'oooh, something shiney!' while looking at a random techy toy, because if they didn't tell you about it you wouldn't have been informed and therefore could not have been pissed.
Each of the notes that have the security strip have a different security strip, so you could get away with it in a dark bar room or similar, but if it were looked at closely it would be rather obvious
Slashdot Mirror
Or Rasberry jam.
Kernel collector: Bring out your dead!
Troll: Here's one.
Kernel collector: Ninepence.
BSD:I'm not dead!
Kernel collector: What?
Troll: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
BSD: I'm not dead!
Kernel collector:'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Troll:Yes, he is.
BSD:I'm not!
Kernel collector:He isn't?
Troll:Well, he will be soon. He's very outdated.
BSD:I'm getting updates!
Troll: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Kernel collector: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
BSD: I don't want to go off the net!
Troll: Oh, don't be such a microkernel.
Kernel collector: I can't take him.
BSD: I feel stable!
Troll:Well, do us a favour.
Kernel collector: I can't.
Troll: Well, can you hang around a couple of processes? He won't be long.
Kernel collector:No, I've got to go to Microsofts. They've lost 4 today.
Troll:Well, when's your next round?
Kernel collector:Thursday.
BSD:I think I'll go for a compile.
Troll:You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
BSD: [singing]
I have Java! I have Java!
*Twack*
Troll: Ah, thanks very much.
Kernel collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
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cynical, sullen, angry teens
;P
Why are you being so redundant? That was four words for the same thing
Hahahahah, it's funny, because the game hasn't come out in a long time! That's HALARIOUS! Because I've never heard a joke like that before, never!
Juding from pop culture, as a teen disgruntled with such, the phones.
They're not just changing the protocol, they're requiring a license.
Those radio spectrums exist in the air for free, I think we should be allowed to do whatever want with them.
Ok, I admit, bad analogy
It's repetitive and reduntant too!
As a general guess I'm going to venture that these things are asexual, being sponges, and it's not for mating displays. but then again, I couldn't RTFA 'cos it's slashdotted
Is that a red circle on the webserver hosting that gif?
Hrm, you're right, how would one go about getting power to be transfered that's generated on a long, metallic, circular object?
heh, bad example? =P Most new strains of the flu or the common cold are caused by medical labs, as they're old viruses mutated and evolved to survice the medications we put them through. I get your point though
As someone who's grabbed a live wire I can tell you that AC current does NOT make it easier to let go of anything. It lets your muscles relax sevel DOZEN times a second. Have you ever tried dropping something while you're having a seizure from hand to grounding?
If I had one of these babies I could have it log onto IRC and AIM and inform my friends via e-mail of my death =D
that an antivirus lab announced that a new clone was on the way, not spreading but on the way.
You mean Major League Baseball?
Click here to see live high school co-eds 'sharpening their pencils', cheating on their 'spelling tests', 'studying biology', and dividing their apendages!
No, actually you'd be like 'oooh, something shiney!' while looking at a random techy toy, because if they didn't tell you about it you wouldn't have been informed and therefore could not have been pissed.
"serves most top credit card companies and retail banks." ...*wakes*
To be honest, I am quite amazed that you believe humans as a species will survive a few thousand years... turn on the news, man =/
But it makes sucky pancakes for a skillet
Right, lets try to teach them how to follow a flirking line on the ballot first, then we can work on Unix commands.
Each of the notes that have the security strip have a different security strip, so you could get away with it in a dark bar room or similar, but if it were looked at closely it would be rather obvious
haven't given up on finding intelligent life on earth.
As rare as it is there must be some concentrations of it.
You mean my COOKIES are in danger? That's it, I'm buying a gun and never leaving the house.