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Einstein Unveiled

John_Renne writes "One of the most well known scientists in the near history is Albert Einstein. Pictures of him can be found on allmost everything varying from lunchboxes to t-shirts and cartoons. On the other hand there's little knowledge of who Einstein really was and the human being behind the genius. This article tries to create a view of the inner Einstein. A nice read for everyone interested in the person inside the phenomenon."

261 comments

  1. Finally by Xpilot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The topic matches the topic icon!

    Beautiful! This is truly a Slashdot moment to cherish.

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    1. Re:Finally by SkulkCU · · Score: 5, Funny


      This is truly a Slashdot moment to cherish.

      Well, don't worry -- it'll probably happen again.

      Very soon. *ahem* Sorry.

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    2. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



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    3. Re:Finally by einstein · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish it was a better picture. I look so grumpy.
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    4. Re:Finally by jahalme · · Score: 3, Funny
      Do note this sentence from the article;

      "Albert Einstein remains not just scientifically relevant but a multipurpose icon as well."

      Yes indeed - he's used as the icon for all science stories on Slashdot. I'd definately call that multipurpose!

    5. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It`s a shame that Slashdot is using a photo of the aged Einstein as the Science ikon. He was young and handsome when he published his major results,
      http://mbbnet.umn.edu/doric/icons/einstein.jpeg.
      Anders Eg

    6. Re:Finally by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      The topic matches the topic icon!

      I don't see an icon. Why, it must be relative to the viewer.

    7. Re:Finally by otisg · · Score: 1
      For those living in the New York City, there is a nice exhibit about Einstein showing in the American Museum of Natural History until August 2003, see http://www.amnh.org/

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  2. "unknown"? by cetan · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the other hand there's little knowledge of who Einstein really was and the human being behind the genius

    You mean, aside from all the biographys written about him, the published letters to his children, the secret FBI file kept about him, etc etc.

    BN returns rather a lot on the man, and a number of these items are not lunchboxes.
    http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/result s.asp?WRD=Einstein

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    1. Re:"unknown"? by Randomize · · Score: 1

      My favorite book on Einstein is Abraham Pais' "Subtle is the Lord..." which actually says a lot about 'the human being behind the genius'. It also does an excellent job on the physics. Read and enjoy!

    2. Re:"unknown"? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      and a number of these items are not lunchboxes

      I used to have an Einstein lunchbox. However, I sold it when I discovered that my sandwiches shrank if I took the bus instead of walked.

    3. Re:"unknown"? by cetan · · Score: 2

      Well thank goodness you didn't have a Schrodinger lunchbox. Cat every day for lunch? ewww!

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  3. Didn't he get his start... by TechnoLust · · Score: 4, Funny

    splitting beer atoms to make fizzy beer? You have to admire anyone who wants to make better beer. Oh, wait, that was just a movie. History, pop-culture, same difference. :-)

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    1. Re:Didn't he get his start... by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Why lord why, did you have to bring that up? Every self-respecting australian has been trying to smother and deny any and all reference to that horrible horrible moment in film, and you just go and bring it all back, on slashdot of all places.....

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    2. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the benefit of all who don't know this movie (and all the australians who have repressed all knowledge of it), it is: Young Einstein, by Yahoo Serious.

      Another movie by Yahoo Serious is Reckless Kelly, about an Australian outlaw who wears a bucket on his head (a true story, almost).

    3. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Alranor · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      self-respecting australian

      Sorry, didn't realise there was such a thing ;)

    4. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually:

      Ein = one

      Stein = beer mug

      Einstein = one beer mug?

      Anyone here speak fluent enough German to tell me whether this has significance?

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    5. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Becki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stein isn't really used with the meaning of beer mug by native German speakers all that often. It would rather be:

      Ein = one
      Stein = stone

      Einstein = one stone

    6. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he didn't use metric weights?

    7. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and he didn't eat much, either.

    8. Re:Didn't he get his start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct.

      There was a documentary on the TV a few years ago, called "Young Einstein". It explored the adventurous days of his youth and his love of the beer.

    9. Re:Didn't he get his start... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      There's not many... most of them are too busy feeling bad about the fact they were born white.

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  4. Related Book by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 3, Informative

    I recently bought a book at a library used book sale called Einstein: The Human Side. I'm not sure who it's written by, but it's basically a collection of letters that Einstein wrote to family, friends, and others. He personally responded to many of the letters written to him, and this book tends to capture the more humorous and touching ones.

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    1. Re:Related Book by splume · · Score: 1

      And you can find it here

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    2. Re:Related Book by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      Geez... I only paid $0.50 for it. I guess used book sales really are worth it. :)

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  5. The Einstein Scrapbook by KingAdrock · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Einstein Scrapbook is also a very good read on the life of Einstein. It is mostly just a printing of all of his personal papers/essays/letters that he left to be archived at The Hebrew University.

    1. Re:The Einstein Scrapbook by splume · · Score: 1

      Here it is at Amazon, $15.75

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  6. One of my favourite quotes from Einstein... by little1973 · · Score: 1

    Today's most significant problems cannot be solved with the same level of thinking that created them.

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    1. Re:One of my favourite quotes from Einstein... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've got a very similar one on my cubicle wall "No problem can be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew" -Albert Einstein

  7. Childrens Letters To Einstein by the_Upsetter · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A great amount of insight can be found in what children wrote to the man ...

    Some Highlights...

    Dear Dr. Einstein,

    I am a pupil in the sixth grade at Westview School. We have been talking about animals and plants in Science. There are a few children in our room that do not understand why people are classed as animals. I would appreciate it very much if you would please answer this and explain to me why people are classed as animals.

    Thanking you,
    Sincerely,
    Carol
    November 12, 1952

    The very thoughtful answer...

    Dear Children:

    We should not ask "What is an animal" but "what sort of thing do we call an animal?" Well, we call something an animal which has certain characteristics: it takes nourishment, it descends from parents similar to itself, it grows, it moves by itself, it dies if its time has run out. That's why we call the worms, the chicken, the dog, the monkey an animal. What about us humans? Think about it in the above mentioned way and then decide for yourselves whether it is a natural thing to regard ourselves as animals.

    With kind regards,
    Albert Einstein
    January 17, 1953
    1. Re:Childrens Letters To Einstein by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Funny

      The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves...

      I resent this remark. I did at least five incredibly stupid things just yesterday. All of them were readily apparent to the most casual observer.

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    2. Re:Childrens Letters To Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear You,

      I am a casual observer. I did NOT see you do those things. So, what do you mean with "apparent"?

      Yours bewildered,

      Mildred K.

    3. Re:Childrens Letters To Einstein by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There are a few children in our room that do not understand why people are classed as animals. I would appreciate it very much if you would please answer this and explain....

      A simpler answer would be, "because humans don't photosynthesize". At least not the ones I know.

    4. Re:Childrens Letters To Einstein by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1

      because humans don't photosynthesize

      Neither do pieces of pottery (except for Chia pets).
      Does that mean that pieces of pottery (except for Chia pets) are animals?

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  8. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by slashuzer · · Score: 0

    Einstein unveils you!

  9. LSD? by giel · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Einstein said that he thought in images and even muscular sensations," says John Stachel, a physicist and the founding editor of the Papers Project. "The hardest part for him was to translate his findings back into language that others could understand."

    Sounds like the good man was addicted to drugs. And yes, I can image it is really hard to translate an LSD trip into language others can understand. However a real artist will be able to do so.

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    1. Re:LSD? by argus+bargus · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. Next you'll be saying that Freud was a coke addict... Oh, yeah, I forgot... he was!

    2. Re:LSD? by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny
      I can image it is really hard to translate an LSD trip into language others can understand. However a real artist will be able to do so.
      Or maybe not. Allow me to quote jambands.com
      As the story goes, the first time Paul McCartney got high, he discovered something very deep and mystic. He wrote it down on a piece of paper and folded it up, entrusting it to Mal Evans, the Beatles' road manager. The next day Mal asked Paul if he wanted to see what was written on the paper. Paul said "yes". He opened it up. Scrawled across it was the phrase "there are seven levels".
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    3. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, not LSD. It's called autism. Albert Einstien was a high-functioning autistic savant. A common feature of the highly autistic mind is thought processes in music, sensations, pictures, written words, etc. Some autistics can also see music, taste sounds, hear pictures and the like... the sensors can become crosswired and overloaded.

      I perfectly understand what he means by finding translating his ideas into language as being the hardest part, as I'm in much the same position. I don't function in relation to words in the same way as neurotypical individuals do; my comprehension of meaning is far more abstract compared with what is normal; I don't as much conform my thinking to the subtlties and conotations (sp?) of the meanings of words used to describe or convey concepts.
      When an idea is in my mind, I can easily process relatively complicated concepts. But when I try to commit them to the written word, I run into difficulties because I am 'out of sync' with the standardised influences and meanings which are socially attached to words, and therefore the ideas which are conveyed with them.

    4. Re:LSD? by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Dr. Albert Hofmann didn't synthesize LSD until 1938. Einstein was a very old man by then, and had already written many of his most famous works.

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    5. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can easily process relatively complicated concepts. But when I try to commit them to the written word, I run into difficulties because I am 'out of sync' with the standardised influences and meanings which are socially attached to words,

      So basically, it's like you are an AOLer.

    6. Re:LSD? by einstein · · Score: 2

      Hey now. that's quite a leap of logic you made there. and stop turning into a pink elephant.
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    7. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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    8. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


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    9. Re:LSD? by BitHive · · Score: 5, Informative

      Woah there, you're mixing up autism (a mental disorder originating characterized by self-absorption, inability to interact socially, repetitive behavior, and language dysfunction) with synaesthesia (a condition in which one type of stimulation evokes the sensation of another, as when the hearing of a sound produces the visualization of a color). While it is possible that Einstein was slightly autistic, savants are not usually as charismatic and witty as he seems to have been; the savant pays a huge price from other cognitive areas for their heightened ability in one area.

    10. Re:LSD? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can empathize to some extent. I didn't even realize that I thought different from others until got into an argument with the rest of my philosephy class that thought was not necessarily in language. (Thinking in English for example.) I find such language thinking to be frustrating and limiting. Personally my thoughts seem to take on 4 facets, there seems to be a formless set of thinking, which seems to boil down to linking ideas without having to specifically recall their labels or patterns. There is the language thought, which to me is actually secondary with a literal delay. This is the common "I think in English" kind of thought. I also can think in images and assemble different ones and concepts to model ideas too complex to make sence of in language thought. This is not nearly as good in quality as with people with "photographic memory" but is more dynamic. I also think in sound, although I find this a little harder to control and has little value past imagination.

      "The hardest part for him was to translate his findings back into language that others could understand."

      This I can empathize with very much. As I hinted to earlier, I have trouble converting all these different forms of thought into language thought. It is very frustrating and I find the product to lack about half of the original idea, and often inaccurate in what did actually make it.

      For the record, I do not use any kind of drugs like you allude to. You do hit on something dispite the attempt to make light of the situation. If the ability was not there, how would we be able to halucinate, how would we be able to dream if all thought was was the language(s) we learned. Does one magically start to think only when they start to learn language?

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    11. Re:LSD? by VikingBerserker · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Einstein said that he thought in images and even muscular sensations," says John Stachel, a physicist and the founding editor of the Papers Project. "The hardest part for him was to translate his findings back into language that others could understand."

      I've been watching a lot of footage of Joe Cocker on stage, and if I understand his body language correctly, he can expound volumes on Stephen Hawking's latest theories.

    12. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am autistic! You don't know what you're talking about.

    13. Re:LSD? by gowen · · Score: 1

      OK. Here's funny. Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane. She uses wax on the other leg.

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    14. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just did a good job describing yourself, thus disproving that you are autistic.

    15. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not "I can image...", it's "I can imagINE". Retard.

    16. Re:LSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just think you have some insecurities that need to be dealt with, one of them being that you worry about whether you're an intellectual success or not. From the likes of what you said, you're probably not.

    17. Re:LSD? by Autistic · · Score: 1
      Slow down there. He has some basis for what he says (though not complete).

      autism (a mental disorder originating characterized by self-absorption, inability to interact socially, repetitive behavior, and language dysfunction)

      Those are the symptoms, but not the root. Autism is in part a learning disorder. Children have weaker learning skills in certain areas or disconnects in normally associated areas, such as associating sound with meaning, or associating sound with vision. Certain types of senses don't corrilate. Thus language development is delayed. Other problems occur when they have difficulty masking out stimulus. They hear or see everything around them and can't mask out the relevant from the noise. Thus they get overloaded and end up missing some important item. Primary sensory mode may be different. Autistic people can have much stronger visual thought at the cost of other types such as language or symbolic thought.

      savants are not usually as charismatic and witty as he seems to have been

      Also incomplete. It is doubtful that Einstein was on the level of Rainman, on either scale. An autistic will lack the natural ability for relation and interaction, but that does not limit the ability to study human nature and mimic it. In some ways, an autistic person could make an effective study of human nature because of the distance and objectiveness, (as one put it, Its like being an Anthropoligist on Mars). A good study and some special effort can have an autistic person briefly just as charming and friendly as anyone else (like, say, in an interview, or even in a Slashdot Post).

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    18. Re:LSD? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Einstein was a very old man by then

      What, 59 is very old?

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    19. Re:LSD? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      When an idea is in my mind, I can easily process relatively complicated concepts. But when I try to commit them to the written word, I run into difficulties because I am 'out of sync' with the standardised influences and meanings which are socially attached to words, and therefore the ideas which are conveyed with them.

      I have the exact problem: I can't seem to get my PhD thesis written.

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    20. Re:LSD? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Well, the reason that came out sounding wrong is because while he discovered it in 1938, the story goes he didn't realize its effects until 1943. Add another 15 years on that before the public at large knew what LSD was.

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    21. Re:LSD? by Xerithane · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, not LSD. It's called autism. Albert Einstien was a high-functioning autistic savant. A common feature of the highly autistic mind is thought processes in music, sensations, pictures, written words, etc. Some autistics can also see music, taste sounds, hear pictures and the like... the sensors can become crosswired and overloaded.

      I can tell you for certain that it is definitely not autism that triggers this. When I'm solving complex problems, I don't think in any language, or anything that could be understood by someone outside of my mind. For a long time I thought that was normal process.

      Sometimes writing it down helps me, but only so that I can see the individual points to any problem.

      A lot of people ask bilingual people, "What language do you think in?" The answer for a lot of people is none. Why put something into the constructs and rigidness of a language when you already know exactly what it is that you are going to think?

      As for what you wrote, I do not believe you are describing (or understanding of) Einstein's methodologies. He's not speaking purely of words, for math uses no words, in essence. Einstein was very well-spoken, and after he parsed the information out into an easier-understood form he could deliver with with eloquence. He believed children should be able to understand the most advanced concepts of the universe. He knew very well the subtleties and nuances of language, just read any of his papers, quotes, or speeches.

      Just because one chooses to solve problems without using the constructs of a language, or numbers, does not mean they are without capacity to do so. It is merely the more efficient approach for that individual. True genius does not come from the mind, but the minds presenter.

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    22. Re:LSD? by YOOGI · · Score: 1

      There are always magic mushrooms hehehehe they have been around for a long time...

    23. Re:LSD? by Bubblesculpter · · Score: 1

      Similar experiences for me...

      That let to me forming Beyond 7 Designs, found at www.Beyond7.com

      I received crazy ideas for making acrylic bubble fountains, and one thing led to another...

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  10. Oops... this is the original... by little1973 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The significant problems we face cannot be solved
    at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." -Albert Einstein

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  11. Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mine is "Imagination is more important than knowledge".

    In any case, I found this site a while back. It's somewhat of a tutorial on Einstein, allowing you to do "Easy" or "Advanced", and fairly informative.

    Theory of Relativity

    1. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by simong_oz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      oooh, there are so many good Einstein quotes, but if I had to pick a favourite, I would probably go for:

      "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. Now that's relativity!"

      My other favourite would be:

      "The important thing is not to stop questioning."

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    2. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world should adopt the white flag as its official flag, signifying surrender to the other as the proper goal of every nation, for peace cannot be achieved through violence, but only through understanding.

    3. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by JofCoRe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, my favorite Einstein quote is:

      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

      ah... so true.

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    4. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Speed+Racer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've always been partial to this one:
      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
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    5. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember a funny "Farside" comic showing Einstein standing in front of a chalkboard covered with equations, staring at the final result. The caption said: "Einstein discovers that time actually equals money.".

      On the serious side, my understanding is that Einstein believed in God, and commenting on the inherent order of physics, mathematics, astronomy, etc., he said: "God is a mathematician.". Interesting that he believed in God, while so many lesser scientists do not.

    6. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on! Somebody mod the parent up. That should be the motto of Slashdot!

    7. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      You could try his web site (It even has an email address. :^)

      "It would be better if you begin to teach others only after you yourself have learned something." -- (to Arthur Cohen, age 12, who submitted a paper to Einstein, 12/26/28; Einstein Archive 25-044)

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    8. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And mediocre minds have always encountered sarcastic opposition from great spirits.

    9. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Carmody · · Score: 2

      I've always been partial to this one:
      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.


      I love Einstein quotes in general. I hate hate hate this one. First of all, it is false. But even if it were true, too many newage airheads and libertarian psuedologicals and general crackpots tend to cite this when they mean the VERY VERY false converse.

      In other words, if you are finding that you are encountering opposition from mediocre minds, that does NOT mean you are a great spirit. In fact, if you are the type of person who cites this quotation, I would lay odds that you are not a great spirit. Stupid, foolish, pompous, moronic spirits ALSO often encounter violent opposition from all sorts of minds. So take your theory about crop circles and go away.

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    10. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. Now that's relativity!"

      For many geeks these two experiences are nearly indistinquishable.

    11. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by aWalrus · · Score: 2
      "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. Now that's relativity!"

      On the same vein: the passing of time is relative depending on which side of the bathroom door you are.
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    12. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by debruce · · Score: 1

      Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

      As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

      Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

      Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

      If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

      If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

      The faster you go, the shorter you are.

      The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.

      Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.

      Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

      The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.

      The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty, and truth. To make a goal of comfort or happiness has never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this basis would be sufficient only for a herd of cattle.

      An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.

      Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.

      Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.

      Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

      Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

      Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.

      A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

      The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.

      Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

      Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

      In the temple of science are many mansions, and various indeed are they that dwell therein and the motives that have led them hither. Many take to science out of a joyful sense of superior intellectual power; science is their own special sport to which they look for vivid experience and the satisfaction of ambition; many others are to be found in the temple who have offered the products of their brains on this altar for purely utilitarian purposes. Were an angel of the Lord to come and drive all the people belonging to these two categories out of the temple, the assemblage would be seriously depleted, but there would still be some men, of both present and past times, left inside

      I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I think, is that a normal adult never stops to think about problems of space and time. These are things which he has thought about as a child. But my intellectual development was retarded,as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up.

      The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. Herein lies the germ of all art and all true science. Anyone to whom this feeling is alien, who is no longer capable of wonderment and lives in a state of fear is a dead man. To know that what is impenetrable for us really exists and manifests itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty, whose gross forms alone are intelligible to our poor faculties - this knowledge, this feeling ... that is the core of the true religious sentiment. In this sense, and in this sense alone, I rank myself amoung profoundly religious men.

      The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a little child entering a huge library. The walls are covered to the ceilings with books in many different tongues. The child knows that someone must have written these books. It does not know who or how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. But the child notes a definite plan in the arrangement of the books---a mysterious order which it does not comprehend, but only dimly suspects.

      The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes, where we face it as free beings admiring, asking and observing, there we enter the realm of Art and Science.

      My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds.

      I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.

    13. Re:Favorite Einstein quotes?? by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      I agree that the converse is patently false and even harmful to society to believe otherwise but I don't think the quote, interpreted correctly, is.

      My understanding is that "have always" does not indicate that there is a perpetual opposition to great spirits, rather that when opposition is observed presently, this is not a new phenomenon. Taken in the context of scientific discovery, consider the opposition to some of the "great spirits" such as Galileo and read the quote again.

      Also consider the complete thought:

      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
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  12. THIS IS THE BEST FRENCH FORUM OF THE WORLD ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://presence-pc.com/sqlforum/forum1.php3?config =&interface=0&cat=4

    You will not be disappointed by the quality of the French Touch !

  13. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by RyoSaeba · · Score: 5, Informative

    I read a book on Einstein's life (i think it may simply have been called 'Einstein').
    Well, the article forgets a whole lot of things, unless i have totally messed recollection of that book.

    First, they don't even tell us Einstein got a Nobel Prize... and not even for relativity itself ! IIRC, he got it for explaining some optical phenomena (dual particle / light nature of photons)
    Second, article forgets to tell that Israel did propose him to run for presidency there, which he declined.
    Third, the 1919 experiment actually had MESSED UP results (that was found later) !!! So it didn't confirm Einstein's theory... which, granted, was confirmed later.
    Fourth, Einstein introduced some constant in the relativity's equations so that the universe is static, which was his deep belief.

    And don't forget his fun quote: God doesn't play with dice (i do think it's from him)

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    Tsuyoikoto ha taisetsu da ne, dakedo namida mo hitsuyousa (Strength is an important thing, but tears too are necessary)
  14. Re:Related Joke... by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 0, Troll
    what's the smartest thing ever to come out of a girls mouth?

    Marilyn vos Savant's dick?

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  15. Dissappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article didn't even touch Einsteins efforts to help a good-hearted auto mechanic find love with his beautiful, spirited niece. It turns out that Einstein and his german scientist friends were actually very much preoccupied with playing cupids, which got them into a lot of mischief. I won't reveal the ending though, you'll have to read his biography (which I haven't).

  16. But did you know...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But did you know that the most well known scientist in the near history was also the best known scientist in recent history? It's true! If you don't believe me, then look it up, Einstein.

  17. Who Einstein really was? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An autistic Jew who liked mathematics and world peace. Enough said :)

  18. Re:Who Einstein wasn't by argus+bargus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... and he would be most impressed by your command of the english language!

  19. was optimism cheap in the 1950's? by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 2, Funny

    "His life projects high achievement and a hope for a sane future for humanity..." I really wonder what Einstein would say today about mankind and its future, Hey Taco, how about borrowing that time machine from Celebrity Death Match and bringing him here for an exclusive /. ten question interview?

    1. Re:was optimism cheap in the 1950's? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I'll settle for the Long Awaited Shatner Responses...

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  20. Another book reccomendation by Letch · · Score: 2, Informative
    Driving Mr. Albert: A Trip Across America With Einstein's Brain, by Michael Paterniti at amazon.com (I get no referrer fees from that link)

    From that page:

    Driving Mr. Albert chronicles the adventures of an unlikely threesome--a freelance writer, an elderly pathologist, and Albert Einstein's brain--on a cross-country expedition intended to set the story of this specimen-cum-relic straight once and for all.

    After Thomas Harvey performed Einstein's autopsy in 1955, he made off with the key body part. His claims that he was studying the specimen and would publish his findings never bore fruit, and the doctor fell from grace. The brain, though, became the subject of many an urban legend, and Harvey was transformed into a modern Robin Hood, having snatched neurological riches from the establishment and distributed them piecemeal to the curious and the faithful around the world.

    ...

    Traversing America with Harvey and his sacred specimen, Paterniti seems to be awaiting enlightenment, much as Einstein did in his last days. But just as the great scientist failed to come up with a unifying theory, Paterniti's chronicle dissolves at times into overly sincere efforts to find importance where there may be none, and it walks a fine line between postmodern detachment and wide-eyed wonderment. Despite this, or perhaps because of it, the book offers an engrossing portrait of postatomic America from what may be the ultimate late-20th-century road trip.

    1. Re:Another book reccomendation by thexam · · Score: 1
      Take a look for the book The Born-Einstein Letters: Correspondence Between Albert Einstein and Max and Hedwig Born from 1916 to 1955 , edited by Max Born. It is a collection of correspondence between the two jewish physicists (and their wives) in the years before and during WWII. It is an interesting look into their day to day and scientific concerns as they dealt with growing anti-semitism, war, the revolution in physics at the time, and Einstein's growing fame.

      The letters show the real person behind the icon that is presented in most of the biographies, "relativity for dummies" books, and stories about his travelling brain.

      It is out of print, but I found a copy at the library at my university. It's also available online as an out of print special order.

  21. Allmost no spelling mistakes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But only almost.

  22. Did you know by noz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article doesn't mention that Einstein was a shocker at simple arithmatic. He had the natural genius to interpret large and complex equations, but was unable to perform simple calculations.

    1. Re:Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT

      jeezus fucking christ

      why don't you just mention his frizzy hair-do, captain no-shit?

    2. Re:Did you know by Carmody · · Score: 2

      The article doesn't mention that Einstein was a shocker at simple arithmatic. He had the natural genius to interpret large and complex equations, but was unable to perform simple calculations

      I did not "know" this because it is false. It is a common urban legend. Einstein was not one of the Great mathematicians, but he was extremely good at mathematics and could do simple calculations with the rest of them. The origins of this myth are fairly well documented.

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  23. Albert by joelwest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ad hominem arguments never explain the 'how' of physicists just the 'who'. Still Einstein was a facinating man, but just as fascinating was Richard Feinman. I suggest reading about Feinman as well.

    1. Re:Albert by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1
      You mean Richard Feynman. He taught at CalTech and Cornell, IIRC. He worked on the Manhattan Project and won the Nobel Prize in physics. I read "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" and discovered that not only was Feynman an exceptional physicist, but also a funny writer and an insightful person. That's one of my favorite books.

      I don't remember if Feynman mentioned meeting Einstein in "Surely..." but he does talk about meeting Enrico Fermi and the infamous Klaus Fuchs.

    2. Re:Albert by redfiche · · Score: 2
      I don't remember if Feynman mentioned meeting Einstein in "Surely..." but he does talk about meeting Enrico Fermi and the infamous Klaus Fuchs.

      He does, he was asked to give a lecture, and the great man was there, along with Bohr and others. Can you imagine being a grad student giving a talk to a room full of the giants of physics!

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      Brevity is the soul of wit

      -- Polonius

    3. Re:Albert by Rocky · · Score: 1

      Yup. Einstein showed up at one of Feynman's presentations (not sure if it was his dissertation) while Feynman was at Princeton.

      Talk about pressure!

      --
      "I'm an old-fashioned type of guy. I worship the Sun and Moon as gods. And fear them."
  24. Awesome! by WookieOnTheRun · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is a really great article, especially for people like me. I don't understand science at all, but when I get to see the humanity behind the science it definitely peaks my interest, especially the part about Einstein being a peace activist. It never really mentions also that he was a pretty devout Jew and believer in god. He didnt really believe that spirituality and science were neccesarily very far apart. Even cooler was that he was friendly with some of the biggest philosophers at the time!

  25. Seriously bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until Yahoo Serious is tried for crimes against humanity, Autrailia, that haven of criminals and retrobates, cannot clear its good name!

  26. We're sorry Dr. Einstein by xyote · · Score: 2, Funny
    but your previous experience as a clerk at the Swiss Patent Office doesn't qualify you for a position of research physicist here at the Institute for Advanced Studies.


    Is is any wonder the poor guy has been reduced to being an advertising shill for everything in sight?

  27. Little known about Einstein ?? by tmark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On the other hand there's little knowledge of who Einstein really was and the human being behind the genius.

    Please. As far as scientists go, there are none whose personality has been more revealed and documented than Einstein - except now, maybe John Nash. Lots of lay people know at least something about Einstein's personality; he's probably the only scientist ever who has been adopted by the media. By contrast, see if the lay people around you know anything about the personalities/loves/quirks of Darwin, Newton, Bohr or Freud.

    1. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Darwin liked turtles
      Newton liked apples
      Bohr liked bees
      Freud liked his mother

    2. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by OldStash · · Score: 2, Funny

      Freud liked his mother

      Not really. He just liked the cigars she smoked.

    3. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please yourself. Everyone knows his face. Big deal. That and the fact that "E = More Calls 2, family and friends!"

      If you'd read the article, you'd see that what's being revealed is the less-than-fuzzy/friendly/perfect Einstein. A little darker, a lot more human, and extremely interesting. What we got before was the advertiser's cut.

    4. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by krnlpanic · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Oedipus that liked his mother?

    5. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by mess31173 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he was implying that you would compare him to other cultural icons. Like say maybe the cast of Days of our Lives, I'm sure most lay people know quite abit more about them than they do Einstein. Just a thought.

    6. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Jiminy Cricket. Thanks for reminding me about all that crap on Nash. Makes me want to up and off myself. "But, who's to say we're not the ones that are crazy, and he's the one that's sane? Really? Who can say?"

      Oh, that's so deep I could crap twice and die.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    7. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Alranor · · Score: 2

      Nope, IIRC Oedipus married his mother before he realised who it was.

    8. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By contrast, see if the lay people around you know anything about the personalities/loves/quirks of Darwin, Newton, Bohr or Freud. I'm a layperson, but I know a bit about the quirks of Freud. Something about a cigar . . . .

    9. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fruit flies like a banana.

    10. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying he married a woman he didn't like, and only realised he liked her when he discovered her Momular status?

      I don't think so.

    11. Re:Little known about Einstein ?? by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      Those people have all had books, plays and high school essays written about them. If you're looking for unsung scientests, look at Maxwell, Lagrange or Dirac.

      What's really missing is media attention to what is going on right now, and what kind of people are today's scientests. I say I study physics at a party, and everyone assumes I'm either like Einstein (far smarter than everyone else) or Nash (unbalanced and antisocial). Neither are true of most physicists I've met. Stereotypes die hard.

  28. "Ideas and Opinions" by A Einstein by dpilot · · Score: 2

    I'll have to delive a quick plug for this book, sitting on my shelf at home. Last read it over a decade ago. I've pretty much forgotten, so I guess it's time for a reread. At the very least, I've kept it rather than given it to a library book sale.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  29. time magazine: immortality + einstein by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    there was a time magazine article in summer 1999 (i think) that talked about tomorrow's technology. on the topic of immortality, there were a few "methods" mentioned: replace immune system with one more efficient, move brain to new body, and live on as exact replica via memories. as an example of the latter, scientists attempted to replicate albert einstein.

    theoretically, at least, based on hist known reactions, the simulation of einstein would be able to answer questions as if he were still alive, even those not of his time period.

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    1. Re:time magazine: immortality + einstein by Shillo · · Score: 1

      Ah, right. They have one of those on NCC-1701-D's holodeck. :)

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  30. Einstein on a bicycle by MacAndrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I went to grade school across the street from Cal Tech, and it was said that Einstein was often seen bicycling around on his 3-speed. Something about that lack of pretense has always charmed me, and I would think he is already one of the most human famous scientists. He spent much of the last 20 years of his life concerned with averting nuclear war.

    Einstein on a bicycle. And he didn't wear a helmet.

    1. Re:Einstein on a bicycle by crawling_chaos · · Score: 4, Informative
      I don't see how he could have been "often" seen at CalTech doing anything, since he spent the bulk of his time in the United States at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, NJ. He did visit the left coast on occasion, and apparently the picture you cite was taken during one of those visits.

      There are some interesting memories of Einstein in John Archibald Wheeler's Geons, Black Holes, and Quantum Foam: A Life in Physics. Wheeler was also Feynman's thesis adviser.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    2. Re:Einstein on a bicycle by MacAndrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not rocket science -- he taught there 1931-33. Note the caption on the photo. Caltech later dropped the ball and lost him to Princeton.

  31. exactly by tps12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think current physicists would rather try to pass their work off as some sort of homage than to come right out and admit that they're chasing a pipe dream.

    Another thing that irks me is the whole idea of wanting to know what people like Einstein were "really like." This always results in a deluge of personal details, the publication of which is not only disrespectful of the dead but largely useless. I mean, he was a brilliant physicist: do I really need to read his poetry from when he was 15?

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    1. Re:exactly by redfiche · · Score: 1
      Another thing that irks me is the whole idea of wanting to know what people like Einstein were "really like." This always results in a deluge of personal details, the publication of which is not only disrespectful of the dead but largely useless. I mean, he was a brilliant physicist: do I really need to read his poetry from when he was 15?

      I couldn't agree more. I don't care what Einstein, or Newton was like as a person. I agree that it is important to remember that these guys were human, but all that takes is common sense, not exposure to their most private lives.

      If you want to know what a brilliant phycisist is like, read Feynman. He wrote (with a ghost writer) about himself, volunteering the information.

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      Brevity is the soul of wit

      -- Polonius

    2. Re:exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      Think about "point of reference" for a moment.

      Is it possiable, that Einstein though, viewed or interacted with the world differant from yourself?

      If you study his work, you will understand his work.

      If you study the way he thought and how to think like him, you will create work beyond his.

      There is an NLP term called "modeling", which is an attempt at taking how a person acts, what they preceive, how they think and applying it on yourself for positive results.

      But the "key" to "modeling", is that you HAVE TO KNOW the person, you have to know who they are and how they think. think about it.

      J

    3. Re:exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what you consider a ghost writer. The Feynman books that are not lecture transcripts are written with Ralph Leighton. Leighton's name is all over them. Leighton was a good friend and he continues to this day to keep Feynman's memory alive.

    4. Re:exactly by levell · · Score: 1

      I don't think current physicists consider their work a homage to Einstein or would "pass it off" as that. That was just the interpretation of the article, most professional physicists would justify their work as a desire to understand the inner workings of the world around us.

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    5. Re:exactly by bay43270 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another thing that irks me is the whole idea of wanting to know what people like Einstein were "really like." This always results in a deluge of personal details, the publication of which is not only disrespectful of the dead but largely useless. I mean, he was a brilliant physicist: do I really need to read his poetry from when he was 15?

      From a historical point of view, I think it IS important. People need to understand the nature of history makers such as Einstein (among others). It gives us perspective when dealing with events and history makers of today. If we don't address personality of historical figures, then we stand a good chance of loosing historically important information. If not, we may not let the next Einstein into a good college, or ignore his work because he is non-conventional or eccentric. How and Why are every bit as important as What, When and Where.
    6. Re:exactly by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a great line in "Real Genius"

      Old Lady: Professor Hatheway, what is Einstein *really* like?

      Hatheway: Dead.

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      Computers don't make mistakes. What they do, they do on purpose.
  32. Einstein for Beginners by bkhl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I heartily recommend the book Einstein for Beginners by Schwartz and McGuinness for anyone interested in a short biography of Einstein.

    It is an illustrated biography in the same spirit as the classic Lenin for Beginners and Introducing Kafka (possibly the best Kafka biography ever).

    1. Re:Einstein for Beginners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schwartz is a pinko pseudo-intellectual and has a habit of reflecting on just how much of a loser he is, but Einstein for Beginners was quite enlightening. Tried reading another book by Schwartz later (forget the title) and promptly trashed it. Oddly enough, I still have an untouched copy of the Dancing Wu Li masters from my sister. Ought to ditch that as well.

      For the best treatment of Einstein's theories, pick up any copy of a boring old college physics text.

  33. A Good Biography by Ian_Bailey · · Score: 3, Informative

    One good biography I read on Einstein was Einstein in Love. It doesn't get to heavy into scientific details, but instead is full of rich descriptions of all the people and relationships in Einstein's troubled younger years, and the time leading up to his theories. A very entertaining and interesting read. It also touches on other famous Scientists of the day.

    1. Re:A Good Biography by jc42 · · Score: 2

      Among all the adulatory writing about Einstein, I've occasionally seen the observation that pretty much all of his great work was done while he was with Mileva. This begs an obvious question: How much credit does she deserve for his results? Was she really just his muse, as some have suggested? Was she a good mathematician who turned his ideas into theory? Was she the real thinker who was ignored because she was female (and Serbian)?

      I wonder if she ever met Rosalind Franklin? ;-)

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    2. Re:A Good Biography by Ian_Bailey · · Score: 3, Informative

      The book I mentioned does discuss this issue, and while I have nothing to use to prove its validity, the author gives the feeling that's it's much more complicated than just 'how much'.

      Mileva was involved at varying degrees throughout their realationship. She was at times (especially early on) heavily involved in development, doing calculations for Einstein and serving as a person to bounce ideas off of. However, both in the early stages of the idea forming in his head, and later on, Mileva was not involved at all. But she was definitely not just a muse.

      She also was hardly ignored because of her gender or race among her peers. Remember, this was during the time of Marie Curie and Serbia had a wealth of scholars.

      It seems as if she was forced to distance herself afterwards by the pressure from her family and her children, and the moving around with her husband (who was trying to make enough money to get by while the theory was being worked on).

      Well, I've rambled myself out. You may wish to read the book for a more detailed version of this. ;-)

  34. Read this book for insights on his life. by Skynet · · Score: 2

    Einstein: A Life , by Denis Brian

    The book focuses more on Einsteins life and struggles, more than on his formulations and theories. It's a great and quick read. Denis Brian has great insight into what made Einstein tick.

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  35. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by guybarr · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, they don't even tell us Einstein got a Nobel Prize... and not even for relativity itself ! IIRC, he got it for explaining some optical phenomena (dual particle / light nature of photons)

    Actually, the photoelectric effect was one of the basis of "old" QM and is well-deserving of a Nobel all by itself.

    In fact, A.E. deserved at least 3 seperate Nobels : photo-electric effect, SRT, GRT (in reverse order of importance) are all Nobel-worthy just by themselves.

    These are the ones I know of , very probably there are more.

    However since they never give the Nobel more than once, indeed the Nobel should have been given to relativity theory.

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  36. William James and Onions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tripping on nitrous oxide, 19th-century psychologist William James glimpsed the Secret Of The Universe ("Overall there is a smell of fried onions");

    -- ac at work

  37. Much more better... by JustJoking · · Score: 2, Funny

    This book is far better than the lesser known "Einstien Undressed", although there's more words, fewer pictures.

  38. WMD by primus_sucks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A committed socialist, he distrusted capitalism and communism in equal measure and believed that "world government" was the only way to control nuclear weapons and eventually abolish war entirely.

    Seems like Einstein would like to see UN weapons inspections for all countries. Personally I'd sleep better if all weapons of mass destruction were banned and all countries were subject to inspection. Let's not wait for millions of people to die before we consider this!

    1. Re:WMD by rogerz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was waiting for a comment on this well-known aspect of Einstein's views. I credit the poster for implicitly acknowledging that this perspective is a matter of both his and Einstein's opinion, and does not deserve any special credence because of the source. This is important, as, in today's impoverished intellectual climate, people often reach to the source of a viewpoint in order to validate it, without considering the supporting arguments.

      In this area, Einstein was simply regurgitating a "sense" and "feeling" he had derived from powerful political/social forces which were in the air during his formative years. In his comments and writings on the subject, he shows no special grasp of the issues. Indeed, his naivity and lack of moral judgement are glaring.

      Einstein was a brilliant physicist, but this has no bearing on the validity of his politics.

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    2. Re:WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No acceptable (much less workable) world government would be possible in a world with communism, authoritarianism, and warfare on a large scale. I wouldn't trust UN weapons inspectors to change the oil in my car. People who take stands to the contrary tend to be either total idiots or people who like sounding holier-than-thou but are too lazy to think things through.

  39. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by OldStash · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't forget his fun quote: God doesn't play with dice

    And don't forget this little uncertainty gem either:
    "A mouse cannot change the universe just by looking at it." -A.E.

    Or this beauty from his wife (Speaking with an astronomer boasting about his new telescope with which he "examines the workings of the universe"):
    "Really? My husband uses the back of an old envelope."

  40. Re:Related Joke... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    I would have voted for "[kin_korn_karn] do me now"

  41. Illuminated Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the Eistein! link from MiniTorr.

  42. obfark: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like FRANCE is ahead of the curve, then!

  43. Read more by tiltowait · · Score: 4, Informative

    A 2-page article is hardly going to make you a know-it-all on this man. It's a good overview, but please don't go away from it thinking you're an expert on his life. (That's just a pet peeve of mine, like people who saw a Ken Burns series and now think they're Civil War experts).

    What the article barely touches on, for example, is that (like Russell) he turned from science and philosophy to political activism later in life, complete with a heaping FBI file. Read his own words if you want to. There's also an interesting story about Einstein's brain!

  44. Secret anagrams in Article title! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anagrams in EINSTEIN UNVEILED:
    Anti MS:IE DE EVILEST IN NUN
    Teen Nun sex:DE TEEN LEI IS IV NUN
    ... Viagra Ad:DE SENILE VEIN UNIT

  45. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Second, article forgets to tell that Israel did
    > propose him to run for presidency there, which
    > he declined.

    Is this important???

    Afterall the right of existance of the state of Israel is still debated, depending on who you are listening to.

  46. Einstein's Dreams by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just recently bought this book at a book sale. Very good, and the imagery is amazing. It documents Einstein's thoughts in novel form and interjects with meetings he had with his friend Besso, wherein he tried to explain his want for understanding.

    What made me cry the most was the realization that Einstein thought very much the way I did. If only people understood how simple -- yet dedicated -- true genius is, fewer people would be afraid of science and technology.

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    Emacs: for people who just never know when to :q!
    1. Re:Einstein's Dreams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a delightful little book. I believe you should consider it more a fairy tale than a documentary, but if anything, that adds to the charm. Its a shame more people don't know of the book; I've yet to encounter anyone who did not love it.

      Italo Calvino is probably the most famous writer of this type of 'science-fantasy'. I recommend looking for some of his novellas- "Invisible Cities" in particular is quite reminiscent of Einstein's Dreams, but pretty much anything of his you pick up is going to be fantastic. They're light, easy reads, and very imaginative.

  47. HHGG: time magazine: immortality + einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your brain would have to be prepared first.
    Prepared?
    Diced.
    DICED?!!
    We'd provided you with a suitable substitute, an electronic brain. You wouldn't notice the difference.
    I'd notice the difference!
    No, you'd be programmed not to.

  48. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I read a book on Einstein's life (i think it may simply have been called 'Einstein')."

    Shit! I was wondering why my Einstein book entitled "Debussy - a life in music" didn't have much about Quantum Physics in it!

  49. Wow -- score 5 interesting for a cut-and-paste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without a single additional comment.

    Guess we should all start doing that. What a forum it would be.

  50. To make the world a better place. by DeadBugs · · Score: 2

    In order to make the world a better place. I think we all need to get in touch with our inner Einstein.

    "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." ~ Albert Einstein

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  51. privacy? by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are all the privacy activists? I guess we all only care about our own privacy huh.

  52. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Dua · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fourth, Einstein introduced some constant in the relativity's equations so that the universe is static, which was his deep belief.

    This is the cosmological constant, which he later abandoned (I think because it was realised that the Universe is expanding - previously they didn't think it was). It's now thought that this constant, which is associated with the energy density of vacuum, is associated with the dark matter (the existence of which has recently been verified) which is slowing the expansion of the Universe.

    His abandoning of this idea is often called his greatest mistake.

  53. Nobel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    John Bardeen of the University of Illinois won the Nobel Prize in Physics twice, once in 1956 with William Bradford Shockley and Walter Houser Brattain for inventing the transistor, and again in 1972 with Leon Neil Cooper and John Robert Schrieffer for a theory of superconductivity.

  54. What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by Theovon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One thing about Einstein that is often omitted is what he was intellectually bad at. Sure, we know he wasn't good at math, but an even more important point was that he couldn't memorize details to save his life. I remember reading a story about how he called the telephone operator from a pay phone to ask what his phone number and address were -- he couldn't remember them.

    Maybe that is a slight exaggeration, but not much of one, because this isn't unheard of. The crux of this boils down to this: One has only a certain amount of cognitive processing power; if the majority is dedicated to one particular type of reasoning, then others will suffer.

    So Einstein, as we know, was immensely brilliant at dealing with abstract ideas, but at the same time, he was also miserable at dealing with concrete things, like memorizing a bit of text or some numbers, or for that matter, being able to take in the full sensory experience of a walk in the park, without distraction from other ideas in his head.

    I do believe that he was certainly of above average intelligence, but it's important to realize that his total brainpower may not have been AS FAR beyond us as we are taught. As far as he was greater than us in abstract reasoning, he was equally lousy at many of the cognitive things that most people take for granted.

    In fact, Einstein was not a fluke or a freak of nature. There are other people like him in the world. They are rare, but they are otherwise normal humans. Rather than being brilliant at Physics, many are brilliant socially or amazing at understanding the thoughts and motivations of other people. Some of them are geeks.

    1. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      He did not believe in memorizing trivia. He didn't bother to memorize his phone number because he rarely had need to call himself and if he did, then he could look it up.

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    2. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Sure, we know he wasn't good at math,

      Wrong! This is an urban legend. Maybe he was not quite as good as people like von Neumann and Hilbert, but he was pretty darn good anyway.

    3. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Funny
      I remember reading a story about how he called the telephone operator from a pay phone to ask what his phone number and address were -- he couldn't remember them.

      Einstein never bothered to remember his own phone number, reasoning that he seldom needed to call himself. On rare occasions when he did, it was something he could look up.

      As a student in a co-op education program, I move every four months, so I can't remember my phone number either. It's nice to know I have something in common with Einstein. (Yes, I study physics too, but I'm not going to flatter myself.)

      With regard to famous mathematicians and physicists forgetting where they live, this joke has been told about many scientists.

      Scientist X is moving today. Since he knows how absent-minded he is, he takes care to jot down his new address on a slip of paper. He has an important lecture to deliver, so his family moves while he is in class during the day. When Scientist X prepares to go to his new home, he realizes that he cannot find the piece of paper. Distraught, he returns to his old house, and sees a young girl sitting on the front step. He asks her, "Excuse me, little girl. Can you tell me to where the family who used to live here has moved?"

      She immediately replies, "Of course, Daddy. Mom knew you'd forget, so she left me to remind you."

      A quick survey of the web shows that Scientist X is usually mathematician Norbert Weiner, though a number of others are cited less frequently.
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    4. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like when geeks forget to take a shower?

    5. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2
      Sure, we know he wasn't good at math, but an even more important point was that he couldn't memorize details to save his life. I remember reading a story about how he called the telephone operator from a pay phone to ask what his phone number and address were -- he couldn't remember them.


      Evidence pointing to the contrary Einstein was a good student who excelled in a number of areas. He wasn't the forgetful type and is described as having an eye for detail. The story of him forgetting his phone number hardly means he was forgetful in general.

      (I'm not flaming you, it's just that there are a lot of myths about him - especially the math one. Hell, he was studying Kant and advanced mathematics by age 13)
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    6. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by Xerithane · · Score: 2
      (I'm not flaming you, it's just that there are a lot of myths about him - especially the math one. Hell, he was studying Kant and advanced mathematics by age 13)

      Oh how I loathe the myths. Years back, I was hanging out with a group of people that I normally wouldn't hang out with. These are the type of people who proudly proclaim their own assumptions and guesses as facts. Spewing myth after myth like it is some taboo, that there really was a rocket car, and some such nonsense. This particular group, well one member in particular, spouted the most inane sentence I have ever heard:

      Einstein was so smart that he couldn't remember how to tie his shoes!

      After telling her how absolutely ridiculous and stupid that was, we weren't friends anymore. Go figure.
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    7. Re:What Einstein WASN'T a genius at... by Theovon · · Score: 1

      I'm basing come of my comment more on observation of many people I have personally known than on anecdotes about Einstein.

      And forgetting that you have a dentist appt and forgetting your phone number are two entirely different things.

      Additionally, being good at PROCESSING details is much different from being able to REMEMBER them. I, for instance, am very good at taking details, one at a time, and checking them (or whatever) and considering them in the greater context of whatever it is I'm doing. But I can't take them as fast as some people can, and I never remember them two seconds after I've processed them. The tradeoff is that I'm converting the _detail_ into an abstract _idea_, which takes thought, and then I can deal with the abstract idea directly. I'll tend to remember the idea rather than the details, which sometimes results in some distortion.

  55. Devout Jew? Believer? NOT! by ronys · · Score: 4, Informative

    "I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."
    [from Albert Einstein - The Human Side,Selected and Edited by Helen Dukas and Banesh Hoffman, Princeton University Press, 1979]

    This certainly doesn't make Einstein a devout Jew - the Jewish religion is very much about a personal god. His god is the same as Spinoza's, and Spinoza was excommunicated by his fellow Jews.

    For more about Einstein and religion, see this.

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    Ubi dubium ibi libertas: Where there is doubt, there is freedom.
    1. Re:Devout Jew? Believer? NOT! by WookieOnTheRun · · Score: 1

      I think the real question to you is what do you consider a devout Jew? I mis-presumed this when I said this--- I should have been more clear... not to take this to a discussion of relgion, but Judaism does not advocate a personal God, but rather a God of community. God rarely speaks to personal interest in the Torah, but rather interest that serves the community. This is what Einstein is believing in. Also do your research on Spinoza... most research indicates that Spinoza was excommunicated for a tax liability, not for anything having to do with heresy.

    2. Re:Devout Jew? Believer? NOT! by ronys · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you mean by "a god of community," but a devout Jew most certainly takes the biblical (and halachaik) commandments personally.

      Anyway, it's clear that Einstein totally disbelieved in a god that took the slightest interest in human affairs, at the personal OR the community level.

      As to Spinoza's excommunication - thanks for pointing this out. I was unaware that there were different interpretations to the act. I found a decent summary here

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      Ubi dubium ibi libertas: Where there is doubt, there is freedom.
  56. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by RyoSaeba · · Score: 1

    Hum, isn't it rather his addition of this idea what he considers his greatest mistake ?

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  57. Idiot! RTF FAQ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    todo:
    1. Automatically spell/grammar check on the story submission form.
    2. Automatically cache any linked pages to avoid the slashdot effect

    DUH!
    Silly asses.

  58. My ass is a WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and there are UN inspectors in the office. Oh shit...

  59. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...and don't forget Linus Pauling (Chemistry '54, Peace '62)

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  60. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by a-moll · · Score: 1

    And don't forget his fun quote: God doesn't play with dice
    I've heard this was his argument against Niels Bohr and quantum theory.

  61. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's also important to rememer that his quote, "God does not play dice," was famous, fun, and mostly wrong. That was his opinion on the study of quantum mechanics, which has its limitations, but is widely accepted and has predicted experimental outcomes.

    Einstein made a few interesting mistakes. That was one of them. Another was mucking up the theory of relativity when one of its implications was too incredible. Don't get me wrong. He was huge, and that is measured by the fact that he admitted his mistakes.

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  62. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm... didn't he win the Nobel for his paper on Brownian motion (random thermal motion)?

  63. Feynman by Omkar · · Score: 2

    Richard Feynman was another physicist with Einstein's absolute brilliance, wit, and ability to reduce complicated things to their essentials. Read his Lectures on Physics which he gave at Caltech (the math is too advanced for my AP calculus mind...partial derivatives. I'll try and understand the math in around a year) and collections of his anecdotes. He was an amazing man. Did anyone here see his Challenger thing?

  64. Neat by dirtsurfer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite part of the article is where it mentions how Einstein has become a kind of "scientific santa".
    It's true, in a way his face has become like the face of science, and the persona of "Einstein" is already mostly myth to most people. This might be a neat insight into how other famous figures in history developed into the over-simplified cultural icons that they are today (genghis khan, siddhartha gautama, moses, alexander the great, joan of arc, etc).

  65. I've got a letter from Einstein. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Funny

    My grandpa wrote Einstein a while back. Grandpa was leading a Great Books discussion on something of Einsteins, and he asked for a clarification of one of the problems in the book. Einstein wrote back. It's in English, which means he either dictated it, or someone translated it for him, since he didn't write in English.

    Either way, we're pretty sure he was wrong... hehe. Makes me happy every time I think about it.

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  66. Einstein was a conman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was waiting for someone else to post this, but they didn't (so far). Einstein cribbed most of his work. He didn't discover so much as he restated what other's did. His "leaps of imagination" was actually failure to document his sources. All his deficiencies are seen by his supporters as even more of a sign of his genius rather than red flags to show that he's a common conman. Most of his work was all ready done by: Poincarre and Laplace including nearly all his equations (which is really the meat of a phycics paper).

  67. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by reverse+flow+reactor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Marie Curie has also won two Nobel Prizes (Physics 1903, Chemistry 1911)

    Also, the Peace Prize granted to Pauling could have just as easily gone to Einstein, as they were both very active in ensuring that mankind did not nuke himself. Both were very strong advocates of peace. However, the noble prize is not awarded posthumorously.

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    The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them. -Einstein

  68. Kids in the Hall by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

    [Dave is in the middle of painting a front porch and Kevin walks up. You only see his body but not who it is.]
    Kevin: So, you're doing a little painting.

    Dave: That's right Einstein. How'd ya guess? I mean, I was trying so hard to hide it. Huh Einstein?

    [Kevin's face is shown and we that he is really Einstein.]

    Kevin: Listen, not everything that comes out of my mouth is the theory of relativity. So can the sarcasm.

    Dave: Sorry, did I hurt your genius feelings?

    [Kevin starts to leave and reassure himself.]

    Kevin: Walk away, walk away... you're the genius, he's a painter... you're clearly the winner here. [etc.]

    Source

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  69. real subj by vla1den · · Score: 1

    there is an exibition in AMNH in NY. The article is just a review of this exibition.

  70. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 2
    the noble prize is not awarded posthumorously

    <spelling=nazi>No, they tend to only have fun after the (Nobel) prize has been awarded.</spelling>

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  71. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by plugger · · Score: 1

    Didn't he mean that the principles of quantum mechanics are not a fundamental truth but rather that there may be another underlying set of rules governing the apparent behavior of subatomic particles?

  72. More Info by FosterSJC · · Score: 1

    I agree with many of the posts on this thread: this article will not tell you much you didn't already know or couldn't find out googling for 10 minutes. However, there was a recent NY Times article, (relegated to the pay-per-archives on nytimes.com, but still available on GoogleNews) that summarized the material of a new comprehensive Einstein exhibit in New York. The article is a better read than the US News one, and it tells about the exhibit, which should be great. Obviously, a newspaper article is NOT a substitute for an educated and well-written biography. This exhibit might come closer however. Happy reading.

  73. Exhibit by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is right now a huge exhibit on Einstein at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. Worth checking out if you're in the area over the next few months.

  74. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

    Huh. Maybe. My understanding was that when he said this, he felt that quantum mechanics was wrong, and due to be disproven. Maybe not. I don't have a good source for this.

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  75. einstein as perjorative term by limber · · Score: 2

    (an OT english usage comment)

    it's kind of ironic that his name gets invoked in a sarcastic sense to denigrate someone. i.e. "What do you mean you didn't think we'd need it? Nice move, Einstein."

    1. Re:einstein as perjorative term by $0.02 · · Score: 1

      In Bosnia people use Columbus for that purpose.

      Congrats Columbus, you've just discovered America!

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  76. Mort Sahl on Einstein by cardshark2001 · · Score: 2
    I heard a comedy album by Mort Sahl a long time ago, so this is a major paraphrase (BTW, if you like political satire, you should definately check him out).

    A friend of mine says that if I named a famous man, he could name something humble about him, so he challenged me, and he's one of those high energy guys, so he says "GO!", like we're starting a race or something. So I say Thomas Edison, and he says "Thomas Edison always remembered the names of everyone he met". And I'm thinking, okay, this is fun, so I say Albert Einstein, and he says "Albert Einstein personally answered all of his own telephone calls".

    So I'm thinking it over, and I'm just awesomely impressed with the humility of the man, so important and famous, to answer all of his own calls, but then I think: Wait a second! Who called Einstein?

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  77. Book Report by kaoshin · · Score: 2

    I did a book report of his Biography in school. I think it was very sad that the nurse who was attending him @ his deathbed was unable to speak German, so his last words were a mystery.

  78. MOD Parent Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject says it all. Yes, it really does.

  79. Variety of Men by C.P.Snow by karvalo · · Score: 1, Informative

    C.P.Snow's book "Variety of Men" has a good biographical sketch of Einstien. It is different than what one usually gets to read and provides insights about the days when Einstien was not yet known (famous) and also about his later days where he carried his activitism against nuclear wars.

    The best piece in this book is the bio sketch of G.H.Hardy

  80. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Asprin · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I always loved that quote, but when I was studying E&M and QM in college in the late 80's, I coined my own response:

    "God does not play dice." - Einstein

    "God may or may not play dice, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't use a pocket calculator." - G. Steve Arnold (me) c.1988

    My point was that the universe does not know equations -- it just is. The photons are not sitting there with QED books and Feynman diagrams trying to figure out what they are supposed to be doing next. Every bit of it is accounted for in itself quite automatically and the ultimate goal of the physics we do is not understanding, but only description. Understanding requires you to answer "why?", and that is beyond the scope of science.

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    - Doug McKenzie
  81. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Chembryl · · Score: 1, Informative
    Einstein believed the universe to be fully deterministic in nature. Meaning that if one thing happened and you could measure it, then you would be able to calculate the results. QM on the other hand has the uncertainty principle which says you can't measure one parameter without affecting the out come of another parameter. QM gets around this by using statistical probabilities. This is the root cause of the often cited quote "Its not entirely impossible" when a physicist is asked if a ludicrously impossible event could happen.

    Einstein's greatest mistake, the Cosmological constant, is currently under debate again after observations of NASA's deep space probes and for example supernovae.

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  82. Re:Much more better...Naked scientist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fact we ALL can appreciate.

  83. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    Beside that, the article does not tell us about Einsteins' coolest invention - refrigirator.

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  84. Unreadable by Tyrone+Slothrop · · Score: 1
    I got to the article, but it was written in this obnoxious pseudo-redneck style. It was impossible to concentrate.

    I'll take just the facts, thank you very much, Mr. Hayden, and save your smartass writing style for that Great American Novel you'll never finish.

  85. peaks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would be "piques my interest", Einstein.

  86. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by sailesh · · Score: 1


    However since they never give the Nobel more than once, indeed the Nobel should have been given to relativity theory.

    Interestingly, when Einstein and his first wife were divorced, he was so sure about winning the Nobel that he included half the prize money in the settlement.

  87. obligatory Real Genius quote: by herrd0kt0r · · Score: 2

    Mrs. Taylor: What was Einstein _REALLY_ like?
    Prof. Hathaway: Dead.

    1. Re:obligatory Real Genius quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "What's Mr. Einstein Really Like?" ... Not "what was." Makes more sense now, dunnit? Watch the movie again if you don't beleive me. Or at least the first five minutes or so.

  88. The God who plays with dices by kisak · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, Einstein never denied that Quantum Mechanics fits the known experimental data perfectly or claimed that further experiments would show that QM was wrong. Einstein was himself one of the founding fathers of QM and a master in using the predicting powers of the theory, predicting QM-phenomena like LASERs and Bose-Einstein condensation, decades before they were seen in any lab.

    What Einstein never accepted was the interpretation given to the mathematical framework of QM by Bohr, Heisenberg, Born and others. Einstein was not alone in resisting the philosophical/physical interpretation by the "Copenhagen school" , he was joined by people like Planck, Schroedinger, and de Broglie who all knew a bit about QM. (But as always, the old generation dies out and the new generation have gotten used to the new world view.)

    Einstein believed in a deterministic universe (just as Newton, Laplace and the other classic mechanics guys before), where when you knew the starting conditions perfectly, you could calculate what happened. This is how to understand the statement "God does not play with dices". "God" knows what is going to happen, He does not only know the odds are for something to happen. This is contrary to Bohr who claim that "God" (or the physicist) can only know the different possible outcomes from some given starting condition and the probability of the different outcomes. According to the uncertainty principle "God" can not even hope to know the starting conditions perfectly.

    The answer to QM by Einstein was the so-called "hidden variables" theory, variables that behave in a deterministic way but lead to behaviour that looks random in the experiments that were used to "prove" QM. Einstein also made famous thought experiments to show the inconsistency in the logic of the Copenhagen school, like the EPR paradox.

    Today most physicist believe Einsteins objections to QM has been shown to be wrong, and Bohr's interpretation has become the dogma. But who knows? Newton thought light consisted of particles, but was proven wrong. Then Einstein showed that light can be seen as both waves and photon-particles. So, maybe in some hundred years Einstein's objections to QM can be shown to be a "bit" correct :-).

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    1. Re:The God who plays with dices by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Thanks much for the correction.

      Mod parent up fast as you can...

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    2. Re:The God who plays with dices by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Newton was not proven wrong. A new theory came around that could account for all of Newton's findings, as well as the results of experiments that Newton didn't/couldn't do.

      Science is not about absolutes.. it is about observation. Newton was correct.

    3. Re:The God who plays with dices by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

      I like the many worlds theory... it gets quite complicated though.

      I'm still unable to get my playing card to fall both ways...

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    4. Re:The God who plays with dices by Eviltar · · Score: 1

      Observation AND approximation.

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  89. Pauli, dipshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wolfgang Pauli. The Pauli exclusion principle? No two electrons in an atom can have identical
    quantum numbers? Bells ringing? Yeah.

    1. Re:Pauli, dipshit. by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 1

      Wolfgang Pauli. The Pauli exclusion principle? No two electrons in an atom can have identical quantum numbers? Bells ringing? Yeah.

      Pauli won for Physics in '45 and died in '58. That doesn't count as a posthumous award, unless there's a new definition of posthumous that I'm not aware of...

      Bells ringing? You must be confused. That experiment was Pavlov, (Nobel in Medicine 1904)

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  90. Essentially by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Essentially, he was not Jewish. That was the big myth the Americans created so they could get him from overseas. He was actually the son of a poor Armenian (yet Syrian othodox) shepherd who migrated to Germany to start wool business. Then they got culturally mixed up in the big metropolis Berlin and startedt to celebrate Oktoberfest, mitsvah, tannenbaum, and other German rites. At least that is the story I heard down at the pub.

  91. No, it's called 'stupidity'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..since, by the above description, practically every genius in history was autistic. Yeah, Goethe must have been a real basket case, then. Or maybe we shouldn't class mnemonic thought processes as autism, since autism is characterized also by the inability to interact with one's environment, since autistics are necessarily introverts.

    By the way, what you're describing isn't autism. It's synesthesia. It has nothing to do with autism. Ask Richard James.

    Now, maybe you do have synesthesia, and maybe you do think mnemonically. I do. But you must be some kind of hypochondriac to consider yourself autistic. Autism isn't ADD. It's not a condition to blame for genius. Autism is a condition that really exists, and your description of it is false. ADD is a condition that does not really exist, and was invented by the paranoid (who, of course, don't have it) and capitalized on by the pharmaceutical companies. A convenient way to justify overmedicating one's children.

    The bottom line is: spoken language sucks unless you're trying to explain something that has a lot of precedent. That's probably why people can generally think of more curse words than words that describe how they feel in a good mood.

  92. Apparently by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Einstein: God does not play dice.

    Bohr: Don't tell God what to do!

    1. Re:Apparently by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Funny

      --After reading the book of Genesis...

      Dammit, snake-eyes again!!

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    2. Re:Apparently by pediddle · · Score: 1

      You just gave my new (email) signature! Do I attribute the quote to Wolfrider, or is there some other source?

  93. Uh huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know who else was fascinating? Richard Phillips Feynman. Yeah. Born May 11th, 1918. Son of Melville Feynman and Lucille Phillips. Chief investigator of the Challenger explosion. (That happened on my 3rd birthday -- to the hour!) Maybe you can read about him after you read about this "Feinman" fellow.

  94. You sir, are an autistic parrot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am autistic! You don't know what you're talking about.

    I doubt you have any real understanding of your condition beyond your superficial misinterpretation of autism. Your desperite cry to "trust you, because you have it", makes it perfectly clear that you obviously don't value the standard of evidence required to seperate hypothesis of your condition from stringently rationalized insight of your condition.

    IE, If you want to stop acting like a parrot, stop squalking and start applying constructive self-criticism to yourself.

    1. Re:You sir, are an autistic parrot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an autistic parrot, it's bleeding snuffed it!

  95. Very nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should hope that it piques your interest as well. You'd also be a peace activist if you accidentally convinced the president that it was feasable to invent an atom bomb.

  96. Freud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll thank you not to call Freud a scientist. That's highly abusive of the word, and highly insulting to us scientists. Replace Freud with Jung, and all will be well. Anna was more of a scientist than her father ever was. And she generally just continued his work. As for Sigmund, he was simply a sociopath with a few good ideas and a fixation on sex, and probably had an Oedipus complex. His ideas would earn him the title of philosopher long before scientist, and his philosophy wasn't particularly appealing or explanative of human behavior in general.

  97. Not autism but synaesthesia? by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    I don't know, it sounds like Einstein was more of a synaesthesiac (someone who perceives stimuli by non-normal or extranormal channels) than either an autistic or a drug addict, although I've never heard of someone experiencing thought as muscle sensation.

    I can't tell you what it's like to experience flavours as colours, sounds as colours, smells as sounds, or the like, though (or thoughts as colours, smells, you name it) -- but if you know what I'm talking about, you'll recognize what I mean immediately.

    In fact, I would argue against Einstein's having Asperger's Syndrome or other high-function autism disorders simply because he was so social and had so much affect (affect, not effect, though he had that, too) -- the photogenicity, the celebrity, and the overall social skills which he exhibited in spades during most of his life are traits which most high-function autistics never manifest. In fact, the DSM-IV specifically mentions "Qualitative impairment in social interaction." Somehow, a guy who can come up with snappy retorts like that isn't suffering from any impairment in social interaction at all. In fact, considering ordinary mortals' abilities to come up with the right zinger at the right time, he's probably got us beat.

  98. Second that emotion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's have young, studly Einstein instead of old fogey Einstein.

    1. Re:Second that emotion! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      You have to be careful about which pictures of Einsein you use. A lot of them are controlled by a large Hollywood agency with lots of bored landsharks. And they probably claim to own the image and "look'n'feel" of Einstein rather than just the photos. Hmm, looks like they do! "Licenses include full persona usage, consisting of name, voice, signature and image (photo, illustration, animation and/or look-alike).

      The fun part is that $cientology likes to use Einstein pictures in the their adverts. Hollywood landsharks vs. the Cthurch, whee!

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    2. Re:Second that emotion! by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It looks like it's for a good cause but it's still a little IP scary:

      Welcome to the licensing web site for Albert Einstein(TM) whose beneficiary is The Hebrew University of Jerusalem

      Through a broad array of licensed partners, Dr. Albert Einstein continues to have one of the most recognized personas in the world. His likeness is used extensively on educational materials, collectibles, timepieces, apparel and posters. Microsoft, Texas Instruments, The Whitney Museum, The United States Department of Treasury and many others license products and services using Dr. Einstein. He regularly appears in advertising campaigns by leading companies such as Apple Computer, Arthur Anderson, NBC, Nestle, Nikon, Pepsi and The Store of Knowledge.

      Upon his death, Albert Einstein's estate (administered by the Albert Einstein Archives) was bequeathed to The Hebrew University of Jerusalem. The Roger Richman Agency, Inc. in Beverly Hills, California is the exclusive worldwide representative for the University and is responsible for clearance of rights to utilize Einstein in advertising, merchandising and promotions. In addition, the Agency prevents the unauthorized use of the likeness and image of Albert Einstein.

      Should I ask if Slashdot has permission to use that picture or not?

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  99. Einstein's Brain by Caffeine+Pill · · Score: 1

    Another intersting link for the masses, this one with some details on his brain and the studies that they've been doing on it. Turns out he really was a bit different then the rest of us.

    Einstein's Brain

  100. I find it funny by Jedikahuna · · Score: 1

    AE only had one suit of cloths, yet "Pictures of him can be found on almost everything varying from lunchboxes to t-shirts". He was so intelligent that he could mot make a choice like "what to ware today" with out forming a theory about it.

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  101. C, D, E, F, G, A, B... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

    I wonder what drugs Bach was on when he wrote "The Well-Tempered Clavier"...

    Seven levels, indeed.

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  102. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "God doesn't play with dice"
    To which Niels Bohr retorted:
    "Don't tell God what to do!"

  103. another alleged quote by Ozan · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately the most humorous alleged Einstein quote is in fact from George Bernard Shaw, who, asked by a strange lady: `You have the greatest brain in the world, and I have the most beautiful body; so we ought to produce the most perfect child.' just replied `What if the child inherits my body and your brains?'

  104. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's more is that it was the adsorbtion refridgerator.

  105. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I'm sure was meant is that one cannot win the same nobel prize twice, but can win more than one for different things, as Marie Curie did in physics and then later in chemistry.

  106. they don't make Patent Clerks like they used to by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Einstein was a patent clerk when he published many of his greatest papers

    No wonder the current patent clerks are such idiots: God accidentally assigned all the brains to a *single* clerk. Probably forgot to increment an index pointer or something when dolling out the smarts to future patent clerks.

  107. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Relativity theory was still very controversial and unconfirmed at the time that the Academy was feeling the need to honor someone who was a truly great theorist.

    So, to avoid irritating those who still questioned relativity, they awareded him the prize for another remarkable work on which there was fairly uniform agreement in the physics community.

    JD

  108. Doubt that Einstein had a learning disorder by pogosity · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's been bothering me the last year the degree to which Einstein is posthumously being labeled as having dome learning disorder. I saw that because the evidence in favor tends to be either anecdotal (and contradictory) or taken out of context.

    Last month there was a pretty decent article about the problems with attempting to diagnose dead celebrities with medical/learning problems:

    The famous dead yield only murky diagnoses

    "Something that can't be proved is taken very blithely as fact," said Marlin Thomas, an expert in learning disabilities at Iona College who published an analysis of the claim about Einstein. Thomas became curious when he saw the diagnosis showcased on T-shirts, Web sites, ads and even brochures from the American Academy of Pediatrics."
    Unfortunately, the article in question doesn't seem to be available on the internet, but here is the reference:

    Thomas, Marlin. "Albert Einstein and LD: An Evaluation of the Evidence." Journal of Learning Disabilities No. 2, Vol. 33 (March 1, 2000): 149.

    The conclusion? Well, the author pretty tightly defines "Learning Disability" within the realm of the Diagnostics and Statistics Manual IV(defining mental disorders) and US law (IDEA 1997) so he concludes that "Due to the paucity of evidence supporting the claim that Einstein had a learning disability, and due to the abundance of evidence disputing such a claim, the claim should be withdrawn until convincing evidence supports it."
  109. poor research by ian+wentzell · · Score: 1

    The article makes the following claim:

    But no confirmation was as spectacular, and tragic, as the one that came on Aug. 6, 1945, when the destruction of Hiroshima testified to E=mc^2, nature's profligate exchange of mass for energy.

    ...And that is simply incorrect. E=mc^2 was confirmed when the first atomic bomb was tested at the Trinity Site in New Mexico at 5:29:45am on July 16, 1945, about three weeks prior to the bomb being dropped on Hiroshima. One more example of a lightweight journalist with no background on what he's writing about, or maybe he just ignored Trinity because it seems more dramatic to write about Hiroshima.
    I might be mistaken, but I think once a year or so the public is allowed onto the Trinity Site (anything radioactive has been removed) where they can find shards of glass that were blasted from sand into that form by the intense heat of the bomb going off.

    1. Re:poor research by Monkey · · Score: 1

      But no confirmation was as spectacular, and tragic
      He wasn't saying that it was first one, he was pointing out that Hiroshima was the one that most caught global attention on a large scale. You are exactly right that he chose Hiroshima for the drama - he even points it out as this.

    2. Re:poor research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i disagree. in the context of what he had written just previously, that sentence seems to indicate that it was the atomic reaction over hiroshima that confirmed einstein's theory, because the other things he enumerates are initial confirmations of einstein's theories.

  110. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by BollocksToThis · · Score: 2, Funny

    However, the noble prize is not awarded posthumorously.

    Scientific aspirants beware! Telling a joke can cost you your Nobel prize!

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  111. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by noriss · · Score: 1

    It's actually very probable... [...] However since they never give the Nobel more than once, indeed the Nobel should have been given to relativity theory. [...] Try telling that to John Bardeen...

  112. What I love about Einstein... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1

    Is that he skipped school to play violin... I mean, probably the genius icon of the century skips school!

    If I ever have kids, that will be the only excuse for them to skip school: Taking after Einstein.
    Sadly my parents never listened to that excuse...

  113. Motivation uncovered by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    He had lovers throughout his life, leading some critics to label him a misogynist....He also held several patents himself, including one for a refrigeration system without moving parts

    He is just like Zeffrin Cockrin: All he ever wanted was lots of babes and a cold, quiet beer.

  114. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Pop culture was attracted to Einstein because he played along. He did most of his useful work as a physicist when he was very young. After his theories were finally accepted, he started schmoozing with intellectuals (ask your average history professor about what he knows about relativity or macroeconomics...for a laugh), celebrities, political figures, and the press. Anyone in any of those cliques knows that the best way to promote yourself is to be seen with other famous people. When WWII broke out, he was sought after as the most important scientist around and a Jew to take public stands on political issues, and in doing so, he attracted more attention to himself. He had unique experiences (living in a collapsing Germany before the war) with which to draw his opinions from, but he also was first and foremost a well-funded researcher who never had a job outside of a university or a government patent office. Nevertheless, his more naive musings were taken as gospel as well because that's how "fame" works. There's been a steady stream of short-lived celebrity physicists over the years, many with far less talent, but Einstein had a knack for it. He probably couldn't change many quirky aspects of his personality if he tried, but the "big hair" and whatnot fit in with the public's stereotype, and that's why we have spaced out skateboarders with the odd 9 or 11 ear-piercings on their faces wearing Albert Einstein TM tee shirts.

  115. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look further up in the thread and you'll see that Bardeen got both of his in Physics, although I don't know of any others who got two in the same category.

  116. Who was it that said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "God not only plays dice, but he throws them where he can't see them"?

  117. Hitchcock's dream by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Alfred Hitchcock, the filmmakers, said in his interview with Truffaut that he used to have a dream about the most perfect story for a film. Unfortunately he would never remember it the next morning.

    His wife suggested he tried to wake up and write down the thrust of the dream in the middle of the night. Hitchcock did just that, woke up the next morning in the same frustrated state, then saw his scribbling on the notepad next to the bed:

    `Boy meets girl'

    That was the end of the dreams.

  118. Re:"unknown"? Light article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God does not play dice." - Einstein

    "God may or may not play dice, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't use a pocket calculator." - G. Steve Arnold (me) c.1988

    Ummm... not quite as catchy. Don't go into advertising... kay?

  119. Re:Repeat Nobel Winners by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

    However, the noble prize is not awarded posthumorously.

    Ahh crap! I've told too many jokes to get the nobel prize now.

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  120. Pauling, moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus Pauling. The Nature of the Chemical Bond? Chemistry 1954, Peace 1962?

    Are you deaf?

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