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  1. I don't want a UI! on Microsoft's 911 Patent · · Score: 1

    In an emergency, I don't want a user interface of ANY kind. Just send a fucking pig with a gun, and send him now!

  2. Yay Opera! on Opera 8 Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    Firefox.
    Free.
    Adblock.
    Opera? Don't care.

  3. Even better... on MS: Beta Software Good Enough for Production Use · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want the features in a Microsoft Beta product, you can usually get them in production quality over here -> www.apple.com

  4. Re:Stealth Mode already ported to Linux!Thanks App on Tiger's 200 New Features · · Score: 1

    Funniest shit I've read all year. *claps*

  5. Security Enhancements... ha! on Longhorn Preview · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if by "security enhancements" microsoft means longhorn is just XP Pro + Pear PC + Mac OS X 10.4 then yeah, it's secure.

  6. This thread is USELESS with PICS! on Lunar Dust: A Major Worry for Moon Visitors · · Score: 1

    This thread is USELESS with PICS! Fap fap fap.

  7. Same shit, different day. on Microsoft Offers New Data-Security Scheme · · Score: 1

    How original, Microsoft! I have two kewl names you could give your wonderful service to protect files and passwords. How about, uh, "Keychain" and "FireVault". Those sound kewl. I just can't wait for Longhorn!

    http://www.apple.com/macosx/features/security/

  8. Even more screenshots and features leaked. on New Longhorn Screenshots And Schedule · · Score: 2, Funny
    See even more screenshots and features to be released in Longhorn here: http://www.apple.com/macosx/

  9. Data mining for patents? on AIM's New Terms Of Service · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They could scrub all the text for phrases like "I have a great idea" and then human parse them for interesting bits. Lots of false hits, but some gold in the rough to take, steal, and go to market first with the ideas? Who knows. Comb for ideas, sell to other companies and VC firms. Skim the filthy froth of the weary intarweb and sell it!

  10. Get an accountant!!!!!! on Open Source Tax Products? · · Score: 1

    IANAA, but anyone who is dumb enough to not get an accountant to do their taxes deserves to eat the shit they might run into. Stop being cheap and give a good accountant a few hundred bucks and get everything done right. Want cheaper? Go to H&R Block or some similar drive-thru tax service. Anyone who does their own taxes is a fool. I don't care if you make $10,000 a year and file a 1040-EZ, GET AN ACCOUNTANT.

  11. Re:Look at the bright side on Fuel Loss May Cut Short GlobalFlyer's Journey · · Score: 3, Funny
    WOW! You are a genius! Someone tell NASA to get rid of that big heavy orange thing attached to the Shuttle!

  12. Nintendo. on In Which OS Do You Feel More Productive? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have achieved more accomplishments on a Nintendo then anywhere else. Including real life.

  13. Flight Simulator on Pushing The 512MB Barrier On Video Cards · · Score: 1

    For anyone who is a fan of MS Flight Simulator 2004 this card will made a HUGE difference. For most other games out now, probrably no difference at all.

  14. How do you REMOVE a rootkit? on SysInternals Releases RootkitRevealer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is good and all, but how do you remove a Rootkit if it finds one?

  15. Re:Kick Ass on Court Says FCC Out-of-Bounds With Digital TV · · Score: 1

    I couldn't have said it better myself.

  16. Re:Might want to downplay the HIV thing on The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV · · Score: 1
    Without the virii ;)

  17. Re:Ballmer bullshit on Xbox 2 to Release in Fall of This Year · · Score: 4, Funny
    What is 'Halo 2?' It's the greatest video game ever written.

    Sam and Max called, Mr. Ballmer, and the little bunny said to go fuck yourself.

  18. Re:In other news on Nokia To Use Microsoft Digital Music Software · · Score: 1
    SonyEriccsson reported sales increases of its handsets rose

    Wow! The sales increased, and THEN the "sales increases" themselves rose? That would definately fall into the catagory of DoublePlusGood(TM).

  19. In other news... on Nokia To Use Microsoft Digital Music Software · · Score: 0, Troll

    Eric_Cartman_South_P continues to not buy Nokia phones.

  20. Re:Uh huh on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 1

    Isn't that quote from a game? That 3D dos game like Duke Nukem 3D but with a Ninja. I remember you could press the F keys to make the character blurt out remarks to the other players. My favorite was (in a super-heavy faux japanese voice): "Burn baby buuuuuurn, flames are getting HIYAA!"

  21. Re:Uh huh on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wang will be around forever. Enron does so much enery business, they will never fall. Worldcom has the numbers to survive. Compaq will never collapse under its own weight. Sega makes great games and a great 32 bit console, they will be around forever....

    Need more examples? Point is: ANYTHING can die.

  22. Re:What is this...Fark? on Solar Super-Sail Could Reach Mars in a Month · · Score: 1

    This thread is useless without pics.

  23. Re:Usrh, dp? on U.S. Army Guide to Code Breaking · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nf! Ufhs h8g3j fkd Ud6gjf k fg45gf fski w0ot!

  24. Re:Re-Entry on China To Launch 2 Into Space In September · · Score: 1
    It's China. Their idea of re-entry is probrably having their astronauts sitting atop the Hubble.

  25. Marklar... on Review of Microsoft's Anti-Spyware Tools · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Still, Microsoft seems to be on the right path to fixing the mess caused by the careless users, malicious programmers, unethical companies and vulnerable software."

    Those last 4 are all Microsoft too.