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  1. Black Eye.... on Questions Continue About The KDE League · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People might misread this and think lump KDE with this corporation. Not good.

    Fortunately, I don't think this will hit the mainstream media for a number of reasons - a) $170,000 is nothing compared to other companies and b) KDE/Gnome are largely unknown by the common Windows-using public.

    Hopefully this will just be an ugly incident that gets resolved and forgotten.

    It sounds like the KDE league needs to fess up and give back to the community.

  2. Since A Phone Number Is Arbitrary... on ENUM Protocol in Australia? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I think they should match it to your license plate number. That way, you can call people who are driving horribly and then email them about how badly they were driving via your PDA. We could turn road rage into its own medium.

    So if you don't have a phone number because you're one of the few people on the planet that doesn't have a phone, would you be unknown to the Australian government?

  3. Hey.... on IT Trends In and Out of Downturn · · Score: 0, Troll

    If no one is investing in things and everyone wants to stick with what they have now because there is no compelling reason to replace stuff, does this mean the MS.Net initiative is trying to fill a hole that doesn't exist?

    Me thinks so. You could throw Palladium on that pile as well.

  4. Whoa.... on News.com Links to DeCSS Program · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    haiku

    Well, what do you know?
    The link isn't slashdotted
    to oblivion!

    /haiku

  5. Bugbear Blues.... on Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds · · Score: 3, Funny

    haiku

    my baby's left me,
    from secret lover email...
    Thanks, unpatched Outlook.

    /haiku

  6. New Lawyers.... on Review: Lindows 2.0 Dissected · · Score: 2, Interesting

    double-haiku

    Lindows/GPL
    license text debated like
    dueling bum fighters...

    since when do we need
    to become lawyers for this?
    Don't buy the distro!

    /double-haiku

  7. Open Office Props.... on Former DrinkOrDie Member Chris Tresco Answers · · Score: 1

    haiku

    Here's something for the
    Open Office marketeers -
    Chris Tesco likes us!

    /haiku

  8. Gestures Are Fun... on Multi-Touch Keyboard Technology · · Score: 1

    haiku

    To surf to MS,
    Gesture broomstick in arse in
    quick ramrod action.

    /haiku

  9. UUNet Support Line on UUNET/WorldCom Backbone Diffiiculties · · Score: 1

    haiku

    Router's out? Let's see...
    T1 under fresh storm surge,
    ignore our admins.

    /haiku

  10. Corrected Haiku.... on Microsoft Shuts Down Lik Sang · · Score: 1

    (I was wondering when someone would notice...)

    corrected haiku

    add architecture
    without the great borg's consent?
    enlist the lawyers.

    \corrected haiku

  11. Legality.... on Microsoft Shuts Down Lik Sang · · Score: 5, Funny

    haiku

    add architecture
    without the borg's consent?
    enlist the lawyers.

    \haiku

  12. Re:OFF TOPIC, but you will thank me! on Nokia 6650, Super 3G Phone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How the h@ll is this insightful?

  13. Re:Kazaa Lite on Stealware: Kazaa et al Stealing Link Commissions · · Score: 1

    Well, if Microsoft buys them out, that legitmizes things (and changes nothing.)

  14. The Mouse Thing Could Be Great.... on Microsoft's Vision Of Future Workplaces · · Score: 1

    ... you could grab some pr0n or DRM/warez material on your machine, mouse it over to your co-workers screen, and call the Microsoft cops on them!

    This could get devilish. Where do I sign up, Bill?

  15. Re:Multiple copies on Why Software Piracy is Good for Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Case study. Me.

  16. Brittney, Brittney, Brittney.... on Why Software Piracy is Good for Microsoft · · Score: 1

    ... you'll end up like Michael Jackson with no money because the label is going to rape you later with royalties and hidden charges up the ying-yang - you'll be on Nickelodean (sp?) interviewing your younger sister.

    Reach around, take the record label's arms out from your behind, and start thinking on your own... I'm sure there's enough of us geeks out here who would embrace you for taking a stand against the RIAA...

    (I simply must get this crack filtered...)

  17. As They Say.... on More on KDE Groupware · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "The 'K' stands for quality."

  18. Balmbastic. on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Asked by one lateral-thinking MVP whether Microsoft planned to offer applications software on Linux, Ballmer said no. "We do not anticipate offering software on Linux. Nobody pays for software on Linux." Even StarOffice, sold by Sun, was originally a free product, he said. And IBM, arguably the No. 1 player in the Linux market, promotes Linux to big users, but does not actually sell Linux: "It's weird! IBM says 'Hey British Aerospace! Buy Linux.... From SuSE."

    a) What's wrong with SuSE?

    b) What's wrong with IBM using another company to push compatable hardware/software? MS doesn't do the same thing with Intel/HP/anyone else?

    c) Nobody pays for Linux stuff? I paid for my distro and if a suitable BASIC/Office/Exchange/Development clone came out for Linux, I would be using it in a heart beat. Further more, if I had something that I could reasonably create in Linux, I'd probably release my stuff as open source whether or not I paid for the tool or app or program.... Linux has to go to the masses and not play catch-up - free or not free.

    d) Considering MS is usuall morally bankrupt, I'd rather be financially bankrupt for a change.

    I wonder how much he was chuckling when asked whether MS would do anything for Linux.

    This is one man who will die of chronic assholism.

  19. Toaster Analogy.... on Microsoft foils Xbox hackers with new Config · · Score: 2, Funny

    (In Walmart)

    Walmart-Guy: May I help you?

    Me: I'd like to buy a toaster.

    Walmart-Guy: Sure, we've got the X-Toaster right here for $50!

    Me: A toaster for $50? What's so great about this toaster? The slots for the bread are razor thin.

    Walmart-Guy: Well, you'll notice that you can get expansion slots for different sizes of X-Bread.

    Me: What if I want to use my own bread?

    Walmart-Guy: You can't use your own bread.... but it does a really great job of toasting with the latest thermal technology.

    Me: Okay, I'll try it.

    (At home...)

    Me: After trying that crappy, hi-calorie, low-output, nausea-inducing XBread, I want to put my own bread in the toaster. All I need to do is fiddle with it...

    I should just be able to make the slots bigger myself. Great Zok! I couldn't wedge the bread in here if I wanted to... and the thermal coil unit has no cooling device... and what's this DRM scanner doing in here? That explains why my regular bread wouldn't toast - if it can't find the digestable GUID-strip in the bread, it won't even toast!

    Two weeks later the toaster explodes from a heating malfunction. Several "reboots" by using the toaster knob to toast the bread satisfactorily failed to address the problem with the toaster itself.

    Moral of the story: Go back to Walmart, get a $199 Linux box and use it for Linux. Do not buy MS Bread or MS Toaster because it means they can make more MS Crap with it.

  20. All For The Low, Low Price of.... on The Days of SysAdmin Numbered? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... an annual subscription of $50,000/year/box.

  21. Whew! on Snail Mail Still Winning The Bandwidth War · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nothing like snail mail to remedy my need for DVD's via my 28K line.

    Of course, if you're using a 28K line, you're probably not instantly gratified that often anyways. :-)

  22. In A Related Development... on The Coming Time for 802.11a? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Federal Bureau of Acronyms has announced that all desirable acronyms have been used.

    A new scheme postfixing a letter after an FBA-assigned five digit series of numeric characters is now in place.

  23. My Vote on Directors Counter-Sue Movie Bowdlerizing Company · · Score: 1

    Boycott both.

  24. Not To Sound Trollish.... on Firefly Premieres Tonight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... but the trailers for this thing have made it look more like Baywatch in spaceships with retread lines.

    It just doesn't seem believable to me... but I'll have to watch it and see.

    What's wrong with Star Trek, anyways? :-)

  25. Re:Where do I start? on How The DMCA Is Enforced · · Score: 1

    hahahahahaha....

    Now he can get spammed as well. :-)