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Is The 'CSI Phenomenon' Good For Science?

Tycoon Guy writes "With CSI: Crime Scene Investigation airing its 100th episode this week, I wonder, how do Slashdot readers feel about the show, and its two spinoffs? On the one hand, they've caused a boom in the popularity of forensic science college courses, and they glamorize geeks bent over microscopes, rather than smarmy lawyers. On the other hand, they may also promote an inaccurate view of science: prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI. But of course, in the real world, you don't get a test like that in mere seconds - or without spending a substantial amount of money. So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you?"

815 comments

  1. Grade by Raven42rac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials. There is some cool technology, however.

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    1. Re:Grade by harrkev · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not only that, but it gives the impression that police departments have the manpower to assign two people to spend 40 Hrs/week on one case, and the budget to be able to do any desired test.

      I am not a cop, but I would imagine that in the real world, investigators cannot spend that much time or money on each case. But I admit that I could be wrong.

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    2. Re:Grade by deft · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials."

      I take it you're not a big fan of star trek either eh? :)

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    3. Re:Grade by jargonCCNA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm... there have been several episodes of CSI (and, if I recall correctly, though I hardly ever watch it, at least one of CSI Miami) where the team couldn't solve the crime; that something was missing that they just couldn't track down.

      See, the CSIs aren't perfect. They miss things. In fact, a few weeks ago, one of the characters' home lives is falling apart because of her dedication to her job. I wouldn't exactly call that glamourising the profession.

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    4. Re:Grade by pbaumgar · · Score: 1

      >> I have not watched much of the show Then you can't really make that statement about the show. It doesn't present any of it's episodes as "wrapping them up in an hour" and that forensic science is like that...

    5. Re:Grade by sgant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I only saw the first two episodes of CSI:New York and just couldn't take it anymore. I mean, is it set like 10 years in the future or something because they're using technology that doesn't exist yet. And I guess the NYPD has one of the most sophisticated computer systems in the world! In one episode they were trying to triangulate the location of where a photograph was taken. They scanned in the photo of this girl with the skyline behind them. They simply clicked on the Empire State building and it gave them the exact hight, then they clicked on another building and the same thing happened, then they input the height of the girl and with a complete detailed 3D model of Manhattan they flew/zoomed to the exact address of where the photo was taken. Amazing. I hate crap like that.

      I mean, wouldn't it have been more interesting/dramatic if they looked at the photo, saw the skyline and one of the cops opens a book with the heights of buildings and does some writing on a scrap of paper and then looks at a wall map. One of the other cops could have said "what are you doing, how can you find her like that?" and the other cop could say "didn't you ever take Trig in high school?". Believable and real. Also, another episode they were able to track a rat that swallowed a bullet with a hand held scanner ala Total Recall....I shit you not...

      Now, the original CSI doesn't seem to do as much of this. Granted it has a little, but it's more believable.

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    6. Re:Grade by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

      "Not watching much" does not mean I have not watched any.

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    7. Re:Grade by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      ... and the way they make forensic studies look like voodoo... it's simply magic!

    8. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a made for TV drama folks. How much more has to be said? No matter how much the technical advisors input is received, the events are clearly for entertainment value only.

      It is a series of fictitious events contructed to entertain you, regardless of whether the script was "ripped from the headlines".

      Have a Coke and a smile.....

    9. Re:Grade by ThomaMelas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hate how they show PC's being used in forensics work on TV. I work for a company that does DVRs for CCTV systems and a ton of people call up wanting a system that will take a compressed file and let you Zoom it 50x and read newsprint at 200 ft away.

    10. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you don't watch the show because you'd know that hardly ever is everything wrapped up in a nice neat little box and solved in an hour. The writers like to leave things hanging ... especially over multiple seasons. Especially lately they have been adding serial killers that take 10 to 20 years to catch and the history of the crimes are given in each episode.

    11. Re:Grade by Mod+Me+God+Four · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your sig:

      So conservatives want to save fetuses because life is sacred but will kill murderers, thus lowering themselves to the level of the murderer?

      Hypocrisy is disgusting. At least have convistion in a belief. Or is it easier to hide behind knee-jerk groupthink than think about an issue?

      You disgust me.

    12. Re:Grade by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      They do not, but if you limit to murder cases it is more accurate but not nessicarly true.

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    13. Re:Grade by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I recall in at least one episode of the original CSI, Warrick wanted to use some nifty "electronic nose" device that was on loan from some company. Grissom made him do it the "old-fashioned" way for budget reasons.

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    14. Re:Grade by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials.

      You should watch the show "The First 48" on A&E. It follows dectivees on two murders, from the minute they get the call to the end of the first 48 hours, then sometimes a follow up from days, months or years later. It's all unscripted and real. Sometimes they solve the crime, sometimes they don't. It's pretty fascinating. Kind of weird to think about the production crew sitting around a police station waiting for a murder to happen.

    15. Re:Grade by Detritus · · Score: 1

      A lot is going to depend on the police department and the crime rate. Many big city police departments get swamped with homicide cases. In other jurisdictions, homicides are rare enough that they can spend a great deal of time on the tough cases.

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    16. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, I've seen software very similar to what you mention in action -- ten years ago.

    17. Re:Grade by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 1

      I saw an episode of one of the Law & Order shows I believe(not sure which one) where they found a dead body with fatal head trauma, and an arm broken in multiple locations. They used some specialized software that allowed them to model the arm being twisted & showed where it would break (pretty much useless, since they could just look at the arm and see how it broke).

      But the ridiculous part was another piece of software that showed how the head trauma occured, based on the angle of broken skull bones and other such details they apparently found. They even modeled in wireframe 3D that it must have been a small girl (complete with ponytail) with a large stick, sneaking up from behind and whacking him in the head. The animation that they used for the head-smack had me laughing out loud. My friends thought I was being sick... but it was too absurd not to laugh.

    18. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The science and technology is shoddy, and the terminology isn't checked very well (finger severed in the "intercostal joint" - so his finger was growing out of his ribs?).

    19. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ok, troll; I'll bite.

      An unborn child has done nothing wrong. The only crime that they pay capital punishment for is existence. The mere fact that they are alive - and an 'invasion' or 'parasite' to their host (who, by the way, in 98.5% of cases is fully complicit in causing the condition in the first place) - is enough justification to kill it.

      A murderer who kills 15 people in cold blood, however, has denied each of those people of their right to life. That's why they're called murderers. (Though I must admit the subtle distinctions that differentiate the right to live of a) those who have left the womb and b) those that have not, is lost to me.)

      So the prevailing thinking (among those pro-capital-punishment-types who choose to think it through) is that through the murderer's own actions, s/he has willfully disregarded anyone's right to live, and in doing so, has forfeited their own right. Through their own actions. Action, reaction, see? So tell me why the same fate awaits an baby whose only crime is viability? (And don't give me any of that "it's not viable" bullshit - if it weren't viable, there wouldn't be a need for abortions!)

      I'm not saying I agree with capital punishment - I don't. But I am saying that there is certainly some logical justification and not just blatant hypocracy that you seem eager to point out. 'Cause when you do, you should be careful that you're not saving mass murderers and murdering innocents. Because that sort of hypocracy would disgust me.

    20. Re:Grade by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but Grissom later ordered the product, as it came with a rather useful database of chromatographic data.

    21. Re:Grade by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      ...but then it ended up solving the crime and the show ends with him signing a req form to buy it.

      I heard one of the stars of CSI Miami (the coroner) on the radio talking about how many of the props on the show are *real* machines, which they have, but actual forensics agencies don't, due to budget problems. She didn't seem to see the problem that they were being wasted on the show when they could have been used more productively in an actual forensics lab.

    22. Re:Grade by fenix+down · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not so much that they wrap everything up, it's just that the entire Miami police department apparently consists of the angsty guy from NYPD Blue driving around in a Hummer. The fucking FBI doesn't even dare challenge this guy's jurisdiction. State laws, federal laws, doesn't matter, Judge Dredd will terminate those responsible. I've seen him run kidnapping investigations, direct SWAT teams, they'll track down some suspect and they'll have like 40 guys in body armor and machine guns standing around outside, but then the big fucking glow-in-the-dark Hummer shows up and they're all "whoa, back up guys" and he kicks down the fucking door and takes out like 15 motherfucking KGB ninjas with flamethrowers or some shit.

      Fuck, you hire some guy to keep track of which blood spatters belong to who, and all of a sudden he's taken over the entire Florida legal system. You ever see any trials in this show? For all we know he just takes these fuckers out back and buries them in the motherfucking parking lot. It's not like he couldn't get away with it, he apparently got some kind of extra-legal status where he immediately just takes over command in any situation he wanders into.

    23. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't count the number of times I've seen a CSI episode where they start off with a thumbnail-sized image, and "enhance" (exact wording) it until it has the clarity and resolution of a 1Mbit image. Where did the extra pixels come from? Computerland??

    24. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correct you are.

    25. Re:Grade by Mod+Me+God+Four · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't understand you.

      You say a murderer should be killed, because they have been found to have killed. So isn't killing committing the act they have been found to have committed and found to be 'wrong'?

      Ignore fetuses for now, just concentrate on the 'killing is right/killing is wrong' contradiction.

    26. Re:Grade by operagost · · Score: 1

      Well, Cold Case pretty much removes that worry; except for those clueless souls who wonder "Why is everyone dressed funny? How come he's 18 years old now?" through the whole show.

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    27. Re:Grade by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      This may have been a bit over the top comment, but I sure did find it funny. It's really hard to muffle the guffaws with my hand...

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    28. Re:Grade by tremor_tj · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Your quick to judge mentality disgusts me. Maybe he is on neither side of that ridiculous spectrum. It's possible he was just making commentary.

    29. Re:Grade by operagost · · Score: 1
      Don't miss "Cold Case Files" on A&E as well. Bill Curtis is an excellent host.

      As an example, one show documented how police had found a body buried in a vacant lot. They finally matched her to a woman who had been missing since the 1930s.

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    30. Re:Grade by operagost · · Score: 1

      This is the funniest thing I've read today. Cuz it's TRUE!

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    31. Re:Grade by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Amazing. I hate crap like that.

      Personally, I love crap like that. Because it's cool to demonstrate to people that such software exists today.

      Think about it -- how difficult is that software to write? You just described its functional specifications and wrapped them in a single paragraph, including complaints. Sure, it would need to be customized on a city-by-city basis, but for a city the size of New York it wouldn't be impossible.

      As a matter of fact, I thought the whole idea was so cool I just now googled for more info. I found searching for the terms AeroTriangulation found a few software vendors who have products that combine maps and photos. Rockware seems to sell a lot of it. And I remembered that in a previous Slashdot story that there's a company performing a photolocation service! Here's the article.

      So, isn't it actually even cooler that the technology you reported them using was actually lower tech than the current state of the art in photolocation software? In reality nobody has to click on the Empire State Building, because the software already recognizes it! How cool is that?

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    32. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work as a forensic chemist of sorts (occupational hygiene) and can attest that much of the chemical equipment that they use is in fact actual equipment used in forensic laboratories. The problem with these shows is that they make it look as though you just place a sample in the machine and then it tells you what the sample is. It is almost always much more complicated than that because real samples contain many different things and you do not always know what to look for. In my experience, this leads an unrealistic expectation that a chemist can almost instantaneously determine what is in a sample. For example, I get requests from people to tell them all the components in a sample of dust. Not only does this require the use of several different instruments so would take some time to determine the major components, the material is likely to contain thousands of different components and determining all of them is impossible. I am sure that these people have seen shows like CSI and assume it is a trivial matter.

    33. Re:Grade by headblur · · Score: 1

      yes.

      speaking of trivial matters, the way that the "lab geeks" on CSI use pipettes absolutely makes my stomach turn. you don't press the damn thing all the way down, unless you want horribly inaccurate measurements.

    34. Re:Grade by loraksus · · Score: 1

      I mean, wouldn't it have been more interesting/dramatic if they looked at the photo, saw the skyline and one of the cops opens a book with the heights of buildings and does some writing on a scrap of paper and then looks at a wall map. One of the other cops could have said "what are you doing, how can you find her like that?" and the other cop could say "didn't you ever take Trig in high school?". Believable and real.
      They could of have, but it was a wee bit "cooler" Paper and pencil would of have turned people right off.
      Since the math behind it has been around for a while, I wouldn't think it would be surprising that a law enforcement agency has commissioned a program like this. I would of have assumed that something like this would of have been written 5 years ago. A mix of photoshop (layers, blending modes, slight rotations, a ruler, etc) and basic trig. Nothing terribly difficult to code, you'd spend a lot more time getting exact heights and a ton of pictures for rough camera angles, etc.

      Can't really argue with the bullet in the rat. I know it's basically a metal detector, but IIRC they were able to analyze the exact percentage of x metal and y metal in a moving object 5 feet away. I haven't seen anything like that that is so portable.

      Of course, local cops are generally technology "challenged" at best, luddites at worst, so naturally there aren't too many buyers (sw probably costs a ton too).

      It also seems to be the standard in cop shows to portray the beat cops - and the detectives sometimes - as dumb. There always seems to be a need for a braniac.

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    35. Re:Grade by ceejayoz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm a pro-choice anti-death penalty liberal, but even I have no problems with this concept.

      Murder is wrong. Capital punishment is not murder (as murder is unlawful killing) and thus is not necessarily wrong.

    36. Re:Grade by yevrah · · Score: 1

      I love the way they can zoom in on a pixel and with some computer enhancement resolve a whole number plate out of it. Amazing stuff.

    37. Re:Grade by loraksus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Goddamnit, indeed.
      Not to sound like a tinfoil hat wearing american or anything, but I suspect that the shows are reinforcing the fact that the cameras are actually useful.

      The vast majority of cameras out there are pure crap, designed with resisting abuse in mind instead of quality. Some places put a lot of money into cameras (Worked at Mervyns for a while, loss had some nice zoom lenses)

      Still, if the video is stored, the quality will be dismal - cameras regularly record 10 or 24 hours onto a standard 2 hour vhs (the 6hrs slp ones). Not only that, but they mix the feeds from 8 cameras into a single scene.

      You won't realistically get better than a 320x240 image (if you get half that, I would be impressed) per scene off the tape, and that just isn't enough to be useful. Digital? Not much better, disk space is cheap and re-usable though.

      Quite simply, they can tell if you're wearing a hat, maybe how long your hair is, etc. Not much else.

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    38. Re:Grade by zxnos · · Score: 1
      actually, the people in the office above mine do this very thing. http://www.vectorscientific.com/

      they model all kinds of accidents, from a skier hitting a lift pole to a construction worker putting a nail through his knee cap w/ a nail gun.

      the episode may have implied that this happened on the fly, but simulations like this happen. i guess these reconstrucitons are used in court.

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    39. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what are you, a communist? They aren't stealing them from forensic labs for christ's sake

      i saw a show where people were eating food. They didn't seem to realize that the food they were eating could have been used more productively to feed starving people

    40. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your jealous because of the hummer right ?

    41. Re:Grade by Baseclass · · Score: 1
      Did anyone see that episode where they actually indentified a suspect by enhancing a photo to point where they were able pull his reflection off of some chic's eyeball? Seriouly!
      Now I'm willing to let some minor infractions go, but that's just gone way too far.

      The sad part is that a large percentage of the audience probably bought it.

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    42. Re:Grade by BoRictor · · Score: 1

      LMFAO!

    43. Re:Grade by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      In one episode they were trying to triangulate the location of where a photograph was taken

      For Montrealer Slashdotters, can you independently ID and photograph this gravestone:

      http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp

      When I tried, it was summer so a distant view was very difficult (obscured by tree foliage).

    44. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hate people who criticize others' grammar without understanding. In some styles, it's accepted to put in an apostrophe when pluralizing an abbreviation. So you'd say "PC's" instead of "PCs". Notice how he didn't say "system's"; that would certainly have been wrong.

    45. Re:Grade by AstroDrabb · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      OK, you are a big boy, so I am sure you can understand the difference between someone killing because they want to steal from you, rape you, get drugs or any number of reason scum murder; And society saying that you have committed the most horrific offense against society and because of that we do not want you in _our_ society. There are two options. Capital punishment and paying millions in tax payer dollars to keep that scum alive for the rest of their life. Do you want me taking money out of your paycheck to keep a _convicted_ murder alive?

      Don't forget that is is very _hard_ to get the death penalty in the USA. You have to commit 1st degree murder to get the death penalty. Any other murder results in our tax dollars keeping that killer alive for the rest of their life. To get convicted of 1st degree murder, a jury actually has to be convinced that you _PLANED_ the murder and _WANTED_ to kill the person/people.

      Compare the number of people that are convicted of murder _each_ year in the USA vs. the number of people that get put on death row. The ratio is very low. Most murders get life in prison, while death row is saved for the most horrid murderers.

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    46. Re:Grade by tepples · · Score: 1

      She didn't seem to see the problem that they were being wasted on the show when they could have been used more productively in an actual forensics lab.

      Except for the fact that CSI makes people more likely to study forensics, increasing the supply of labor, right?

    47. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In one episode they were trying to triangulate the location of where a photograph was taken. They scanned in the photo of this girl with the skyline behind them. They simply clicked on the Empire State building and it gave them the exact hight, then they clicked on another building and the same thing happened, then they input the height of the girl and with a complete detailed 3D model of Manhattan they flew/zoomed to the exact address of where the photo was taken.

      That's not completely implausible. Barring lens distortion, you can get relative heights in Photoshop with the ruler tool easily enough. And the city does have all the information necessary to get that detailed 3D map of Manhattan. A couple simulation projects here (bicycle and driving simulators) have somewhat detailed 3D maps of my city.

    48. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what are you, a communist? They aren't stealing them from forensic labs for christ's sake

      Indeed. Typically, a show like CSI gets this equipment because the manufacturer sees it as advertising. They want CSI to have one and show it doing amazing things, so they give one to them. If CSI started giving these things to forensic labs, manufacturers would stop giving them the cool toys.

    49. Re:Grade by uhlume · · Score: 1

      Why on earth is this crap modded 'Insightful'? It's at best no more on topic than the post to which it responds.

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    50. Re:Grade by TCaptain · · Score: 1

      No need for fancy software or trig. Its in the Cote-des-Neiges cemetery I believe. There was a media piece on it semi-recently

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    51. Re:Grade by lost_it · · Score: 1
      Definitely an impressive idea, but the link you pointed to has lots of "would"s and "could"s. The article finishes with

      In March they received funding to start working on a prototype to cover all the buildings in Cambridge city centre.

      so this is not "current state of the art". The original poster was probably right about this being 10 years in the future.
    52. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha. that is cool! well said, you made me laugh because you are super enthusiastic, yet insulting at the same time :)

    53. Re:Grade by Cromac · · Score: 1
      You say a murderer should be killed, because they have been found to have killed. So isn't killing committing the act they have been found to have committed and found to be 'wrong'?

      Ignore fetuses for now, just concentrate on the 'killing is right/killing is wrong' contradiction.

      Killing in and of itself is neither right nor wrong. Murdering someone is wrong. Killing someone in defense of yourself or someone else, or as punishment for a crime is not wrong. There isn't any contradiction at all there for most people.

      Do you seriously see no moral or ethical difference between some serial killer murdering people and someone killing that person?

    54. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conservatives: Kill murderers, save children.
      Liberals: Kill children, save murderers.


      Conservatives: Abandon children, create murderers.
      Liberals: Help children, eliminate murderers.

    55. Re:Grade by zuzulo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just because the vast majority of cameras out there are crappy analog stuff does not mean that there are not high quality cameras available. I routinely store large quantities of high quality digital surveillance video from cameras that have high enough resolution to read your licence plate clearly at 25 ft in low light conditions and enough frames per second to catch at least one usable frame of any vehicle passing through.

      Las Vegas has the most well defined standards for legally admissable surveillance footage, and for them 3-5 frames per second is acceptable. We routinely use and store locally 10-18 frames per second. The metric generally goes something like this:

      real time feed: 10-30+ fps
      local disk storage: 5-18 fps
      local internet feed: 5-10 fps with 1-2 sec latency
      remote internet feed: 3-5 fps with 5-10 sec latency
      remote disk archive: 3-5 fps

      Since the high quality stuff is digital and you have multiple frames of relevant data you can also do some fairly interesting processing to enhance image quality by interpolation. And some other nice tricks, some of which work in real time. And once you have digital video on disk there are lots of other interesting things you can do. Which is all i can really say about that. ;-)

      In any case, the automated video surveillance stuff is improving quite quickly these days.

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    56. Re:Grade by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      The only references that snopes provides is two local alternative weekly writers. One of these guys wrote an (Montreal) urban legend-related book, so naturally I have to wonder.

      I still have the cemetary map here (email me for a scan if you want) and the supposed location was a bitch to find. We still didn't see the stone, but that could have been due to trees obscuring the view. It's not as if you can just drive up and ask the caretakers to show you the "fuckyou" grave.

    57. Re:Grade by mdeb · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if they were using the New York City Base Map (see this for an overview or this site for a commercial product) then what they were doing would seem a bit more believable.

    58. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the numbers it actually costs more to put a convict to death than to jail them for life in most juristictions.

    59. Re:Grade by sgant · · Score: 1

      No, you miss the point...they had this wiz bang computer program that doesn't exist the way it was shown on the show. It was like a fully 3D rendered version of New York down to every detail and building that flew through the streets to the precise location indicated on the photograph...I mean, in real time. Granted, graphics are fast and everything, but given the money cuts to the NYPD I doubt seriously they have some high tech computer like this when a simple table of building heights and a little trig and a map can do the same thing...and much cheaper.

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    60. Re:Grade by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      In the shows it is almost always a rich white person who is killed, and rarly a random gang killing or robbery.

      These cases almost certainly get extra attention even in the most overworked departments.

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    61. Re:Grade by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the whizbang ready-custom-software-for-anything at disposal serves a purpose though, it's usually used to visualise the problem solving process and to compress what would take otherwise take longer to explain, were they drawing circles with pens.

      (of course, i'd prefer them to show the real process in accelerated mode) ....and finally, csi new york so far has just sucked anyways(boring cases boringly solved).

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    62. Re:Grade by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      Where did the extra pixels come from?

      This sort of thing is why I can't stand watching those shows. They pretend to be science related but screw it up bad. There's "zoom in on sector A4 and enhance" like you mention. I've seen them take a saturated image of a car's license plate and just shrink the blooming in something like a Photoshop plug-in and have a clear picture of the plate. Perhaps the worst was when they "enhanced" a digital image so that they could get an image of a fingerprint that was on the lens, violoating I don't know how many optics laws. Better yet, the image had been deleted and the obtained it from "residual charge" of the flash memory.

      If the CSI franchise is doing so well, how come they can't afford a simple science consultant? It's not like the story wouldn't be as "dramatic" if they solved the problems using actually physically possible science.

    63. Re:Grade by danielrose · · Score: 1

      Better yet, the image had been deleted and the obtained it from "residual charge" of the flash memory.

      Something along those lines is possible (provided the photo has not been overwritten and the memory is not volatile and is reasonably unfragmented.
      PhotoRec does this, among other tools

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    64. Re:Grade by danielrose · · Score: 1

      I saw the one where they "enhanced" the eyeball and found a reflection of some boat window, then from that, managed to find the person who owned the boat. Or some such nonsense.

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    65. Re:Grade by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Damn... and that's actually an understatement.

      Watched CSI: Miami twice. No good, for reasons the parent brings up, among other things. Watched CSI: NY. Didn't click. CSI (Las Vegas) does a much better job staying grounded to reality. Fun characters, good use of tech, and they keep the wacky shit (Miami's "wifi keeps your email", wtf?) down.

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    66. Re:Grade by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, while that certainly violates plenty of optics laws, flash memory *does* keep a residual charge. It takes special equipment to read it, often requiring decapsulation of the IC followed by the application of a magnetic force or scanning tunneling microscope, but the charge is there.

      It's generally considered possible to read the two most recently erased bit values from a flash memory cell in this way. Of course, this sort of analysis is incredibly difficult and very expensive.

      I didn't see that particular show, so I can't verify exactly what sort of deletion was done. Since most digital cameras these days use the FAT filesystem, it's also entirely possible that the data was still all present, with just the directory updated. Because of issues of flash wear, secure deletion is essentially never done on it, so a simple hex editor could read the data back.

    67. Re:Grade by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 1
      I didn't see the episode, and you didn't mention if it was digital or traditional photography, but that could be quite possible with a traditional photograph.

      I once, using a high-resolution scanner, enhanced a photograph that contained a small boat in the distance to the point that I could read the registration number and name painted on the side.

      It's still impossible from a 320x200 video camera, but a real camera does get that sort of resolution.

    68. Re:Grade by eam · · Score: 1

      > They pretend to be science related but screw it up bad.

      Like when one character claimed that "terminal velocity" was 32 feet per second per second. For those who failed physics, that is acceleration due to gravity.

      In the same episode, protection from lightning while in a car is attributed to the car being insulated from the ground by rubber tires. That assumes the lightning that could jump the miles of air between the ground and the clouds can't jump the 8 inches between the ground and the bottom of the car.

      I keep meaning to watch the credits to see if they bothered hiring someone as a science advisor or if the writers just wing it.

    69. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually that car thing is in general pritty 'true' lightning doesn't like to 'jump' when it doesn't have too, and unless its in a very empty flat area for a long way around its so unlikely to have lightning travel through a car (unless it has a ground wire, or the muffler is scaping etc) that it would generall be considered an impossiblilty, as the car is protected from lightning by the rubber (non conductive) tired, and electrons will gather and flow through some other high structure with less resetance than a car.

      P.S> not checled for grammer or spelling, but please don't be mister science guy when you have no clue how lightning even works or why.

    70. Re:Grade by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 0

      Ummm, the car acts like a Farday's cage and it *does* protect you from lightning strikes. I'd suggest you go back and review your physics...

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    71. Re:Grade by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1

      I am reminded of the last big hit show set in Miami: The production budget for each episode of Miami Vice was greater than the annual operating budget of the Miami Vice Squad.

    72. Re:Grade by Hypr · · Score: 1

      I know it's getting away from the original thread, but on the subject of PCs on TV: That's IF they show PCs on TV!! Just about every show on the toob these days has everyone using F##@ing Macs. What's the deal with that? I say it's akin to the phone prefix 555 and the shape of the binocular-view on TV. It is a little reminder that you are watching something that's make-believe. On the topic of CSI, good or bad, I say that anything that wakes people up, gets them away from watching wrestling, and makes them curious about the world is a good thing.

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    73. Re:Grade by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      Lightening doesn't really jump at all. If you see close up photographs of it(there are only a few people insane enough to actually do this), there are visible trailers moving up from objects as well as a trailer moving down from the cloud. When these trailers(wish I could remember what they're made of, but you can see em so they're there) connect the electricity travels down the path created.

      It's quite probable that a properly insulated object(though admitedly a car may or may not qualify here) will be less likely to create a trailer or that the trailer will not be the first to reach connect.

    74. Re:Grade by theancient2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the great list of Television Computer Cliches, "enhancing" photos is definitely #1...

      #2 must be visualised searching. If you're trying to match fingerprints (faces, shoes, tire treads, etc), the computer must show each on the screen for a fraction of a second. Like how Google flashes each of its 8,058,044,651 pages every time you do a search... oh wait, real computers don't do that.

      #3 is the sound effects computers make. Any event must be accompanied by a beep. When it's searching through those fingerprints, it will beep on each one. CSI:NY has to be the worst offender here. Dwedledledledledle..whip!.. dwedledledle.. whip!..dwedledle...WHOOOOSH! beep beep beep beep! (Well, at least NY's inkjets don't sound like dot matrix printers, as they do in Vegas.) Who was it who decided that TV computers need to make so much noise?

    75. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must work for the Department of Homeland Security.

      Those motherfuckers are terrorists, goddamnit!

    76. Re:Grade by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Right - but that has nothing to do with rubber tires, which is the point that was being made.

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    77. Re:Grade by themaidtricks · · Score: 1

      See, the CSIs aren't perfect. They miss things. In fact, a few weeks ago, one of the characters' home lives is falling apart because of her dedication to her job. I wouldn't exactly call that glamourising the profession.

      The damage is done. People who would have otherwise made a smooth transition from high school to McDonald's will now make failed attempts to become crime scene investigators.

    78. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, in REAL life its not just that they lack the evidence, they lack the time. If you knew how often evidence wasn't done by court date...
      rapists, murderers etc. all temporarily let off b/c there is a 6 month back log in the labs.


      Also, it bugs me that these guys do everything. I know that it helps keep the cast down by leaving out the regular cops but, when the CSI team informs people that a family member has died or questions witnesses... I just don't get it. Where are the licensed psychologist and the ordinary detectives?


      And no I don't work in a police lab, I'm just related to someone who does



    79. Re:Grade by piper-noiter · · Score: 1

      2nd try...

      Ok, in REAL life its not just that they lack the evidence, they lack the time. If you knew how often evidence wasn't done by court date...
      rapists, murderers etc. all temporarily let off b/c there is a 6 month back log in the labs.

      Also, it bugs me that these guys do everything. I know that it helps keep the cast down by leaving out the regular cops but, when the CSI team informs people that a family member has died or questions witnesses... I just don't get it. Where are the licensed psychologist and the ordinary detectives?

      At least the show is informing the public enough so things like the OJ trial don't happen again. Lawyers can't BS their way around DNA evidence like they once could.

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    80. Re:Grade by jackbird · · Score: 1
      A professional drum scan of a low-ISO 4"x5" chrome from a medium format camera tops out at about 8000 pixels in the long dimension. Beyond that you just get bigger and sharper film grain in the scan.

      A 35mm negative is much smaller, and I can't see getting more than 3500 pixels or so of detail out of one no matter how good the scanner is. There simply isn't that much emulsion.

    81. Re:Grade by Thangodin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You picked that sig as a troll. You did so to deliberately antagonize people--if you didn't know it was going to have that effect, you are an idiot. It's also moronically flippant, the sound-bite version of a complex issue, the bleating of a Ditto-Head.

      Fetuses are not children, they are potential children--like eggs and sperm, which get flushed down the toilet by the millions every day. Between that potential and the actuality lay several months in the womb of a woman. Whether that happens is up to her, not you. It's not your womb.

      However, thanks for Conservative policies, which cut funding for any agencies in the third world with any connections to abortion, and encouraging birth control through 'abstinence', they're killing a lot more babies. Yes, actual babies. With no birth control, no abortions, and enormous stigmas attached to illegitimate birth (including honor killings,) women have the baby in secret, suffocate it, and throw it in a hole. Or just let them starve to death, which is how they handled it in Ireland when the Catholic Church ran the place.

      Capital punishment has no deterrent effect on any form of crime. It's not even a particularly good punishment--most serial killers prefer death to life imprisonment. Ted Bundy made sure he got caught in a state that had the death penalty. Which means it isn't even that good for getting revenge; you're doing them a favor. It may save money, by killing people you don't intend to let go again anyway, so you don't have to pay their room and board for 50 years. But actually, it's not even that good as a cost cutting measure--the court costs for a capital case are brutal.

      So why is it done? Any eye for an eye? That's Old Testament--even the Jews stopped believing that a long time ago, and it was never part of Christianity. Closure? Damn right--even if they got the wrong guy and find the guy who actually did it, the cops wouldn't dare reopen the case. If the wrong man takes the rap in a capital case, the guilty need never fear justice.

      And if someone's name is cleared after sentencing, it's damn hard to pardon them if they're dead.

    82. Re:Grade by themaidtricks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On one hand, this show might prevent potential murderers when they remember how CSI is omniscient. On the other, someone might study the show in preparation to murder another person.

    83. Re:Grade by Cynikal · · Score: 1

      ...and the other cop could say "didn't you ever take Trig in high school?". Believable and real.

      a cop making it to highschool and knowing trig? thats your version of believable and real?

    84. Re:Grade by Dash-o-Salt · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're partially correct. What you see moving down from the cloud and up from the ground are called leaders. When they meet each other, charge flows UPWARDS during the return stroke. Relevant link here

      A car acts as a Faraday Cage, allowing the charge from the lightning to travel around the outside of the car (without traveling through the middle of the car, frying occupants).

      I think that covers everything!

    85. Re:Grade by Dash-o-Salt · · Score: 1

      As I replied to a different post, the car acts as a Faraday Cage - the current from the lightning bolt stays on the outside of the car, and doesn't go through.

      That, of course, relies on the assumption that you don't have random wires/crap hanging around in your car for Mr. Lightning Bolt to jump out and give you a 'shocking' touch with. :)

    86. Re:Grade by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 1
      Do you seriously see no moral or ethical difference between some serial killer murdering people and someone killing that person?

      IANTOP, but I'll ask you another one:

      Which is worse, an innocent person executed or a serial killer with a life sentence?

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    87. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA!
      Man thats so true and it made me laugh till snot came out my nose! = Win!

      Perry,
      Glasgow.

    88. Re:Grade by Bazzargh · · Score: 1

      While individual images may be low res, you can get better definition from combining a sequence of low res images. I can't find the exact papers showing examples but I've seen this done in Steve Mann's work:
      http://wearcam.org/research.htm

      However as security cameras often don't even capture continuous images, even this won't help - so you're pretty much right.

    89. Re:Grade by thewonderllama.com · · Score: 0

      That was a throw away joke in "Super Troopers" that just made me crack up. Sitting infront of a computer just going "enhance." "enhance."

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    90. Re:Grade by sgant · · Score: 1

      actually, do you know what it takes to become a police officer in New York? They don't take high-school drop outs or people off the street. Many are college educated and continue on with their education.

      They're not Baretta or Starsky & Hutch.

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    91. Re:Grade by spleck · · Score: 1

      I know how to accept a fictional story and enjoy it, but Miami makes it hard. The last episode I watched had "H" (Horatio) redirecting an entire Coast Guard fleet to converge on a lone bank robber retrieving some gold. This was after the giant wave that forced Miami to be evacuated. And of course, a few weeks ago, Speedle died because he stood in the open in front of a gunman as he fidgeted with the gun he hadn't been keeping clean. Another TV faux paux is when people don't take cover before pulling out a gun.

      CSI (LV) is great and I enjoy every show now that the budgets and acting are much better than the early shows. CSI: NY is fresh because of the difference in cast, stories, and settings, but has been a little clunky. They all still seem to make NCIS look like public access. Without a Trace is a nice follow on to CSI, but its more social investigation than forensic investigation.

    92. Re:Grade by harrkev · · Score: 1
      Fetuses are not children, they are potential children--like eggs and sperm, which get flushed down the toilet by the millions every day. Between that potential and the actuality lay several months in the womb of a woman. Whether that happens is up to her, not you. It's not your womb.

      I can certainly see where you are coming from -- up to a certain point. If a woman is only 2 months along, and the baby is just a blob of cells, then I can say that you certainly have a point.

      However, my daugher was born about three weeks early - and she was a baby at that time. She cried, she breathed, she felt pain. It is disgusting that somebody could even think of killing a baby of the same level of development that my daughter was when she was born. And yet, if I were to stick a tube in my daughter's head and suck her brains after she was born, I would be a murderer. If I were to do it 1/2 hour before, I would be an abortion doctor. The only difference between the two cases is moving location two feet, and 30 minutes.

      So, in short, you can say anything that you want. I have held a newborn child, and the thought of depriving anybody of their life because of somebodies inconvenience is sickening.

      And my signature is there to make you THINK. I was honestly surprised when people started posting on it. It was not intended to be a troll.
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    93. Re:Grade by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's neat! Yes, I figured that there were applications that dealt with similar situations, it was just the "real-time" nature of the program that made it seem ridiculous... I was imagining the input as something like Angle_of_trauma=225; Age_of_attacker=7; Gender=female;, Ponytail=Yes;, whacking_stick=42_inches. Click, !

      Of course, if anything involving computers in a TV program takes more than 2 seconds to accomplish (generally by hitting a bunch of random keys on the keyboard) then the viewer starts to get bored. What keeps most people's attention is the drama involved with solving the clues and catching the criminal, and not with having 100% accurate uses and depictions of technology.

    94. Re:Grade by plover · · Score: 1
      I understand that you're making your point about "Hollywood" computer programs. (Like in Jurassic Park: "Hey, this is UNIX. I know this!") But I think these "slightly futuristic" programs do a great service -- they get ordinary software developers thinking "that's really cool -- how could I make that happen?" And some do.

      Just explore a few of the possibilities: the NRO may already have software like this for satellite reconnaisance photography (and with their budget, paying for it isn't a problem.) Very few of us know what the current level of technology is for classified or top-secret systems (those few Slashdotters who do know probably aren't going to jeopardize their clearance just to enlighten our little discussion.) But would they share this with public safety organizations? Probably not.

      As for affordability, a university researcher may have developed software like this in conjunction with the NYPD, and been funded by a grant.

      I know that a table of building heights and math can accomplish this. (For that matter I remember entertaining myself one day playing with the images from Terraserver and calculating the time of day the satellite photographs were taken based on their date and the shadow lengths and angles.) So for a minute think about the limited requirements of the program to do this. First, Manhattan has a very distinctive skyline. There are only a few hundred buildings that such a program would need to use as reference points, limiting the scope of the data gathering to a reasonable level. (Really, how hard would it be to recognize any of those buildings, when you limit it to just a few hundred?) The height can be computed based on window-to-window and floor-to-floor spacing. Recognizing just two landmark buildings on a picture would give you all the data you need. Computers excel at both keeping tables of statistics and trig. It's just not that hard.

      And as for the swooping down to the street level, that's actually the easiest part and can be done with off-the-shelf software. It just requires lots(!) of photographic data. How different was it from a $60 copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator 2004? Have you ever used Flight Sim in "slew mode", just to drive your point of view around, and did you know there's a protocol for an external program to interface with it to drive it around exactly like that? The guys who have multiple PCs for video rendering on a dozen screens (for a wraparound cockpit effect) use it. Sure, Microsoft probably hasn't detailed every single brownstone in Manhattan on the map (yet) and probably not to the photorealistic detail you describe, but the last time I bought a copy they had fairly good detail of the downtown areas of Chicago I'm familiar with. And that was several years ago.

      I think we can both agree that such programs are certainly possible (if not necessarily affordable to the NYPD,) and also that we don't know what kind of software really exists in the classified world of reconnaisance or even of police work today. And I agree with you that Hollywood's tarted-up graphics don't always represent the real world, but they certainly don't piss me off -- they excite me by getting me to wonder if such things are really possible, or if they maybe do already exist.

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    95. Re:Grade by gozar · · Score: 1
      Yes, but Grissom later ordered the product, as it came with a rather useful database of chromatographic data.

      Grissom actually filled out a grant application for the device, we don't know if they received the grant and the device.

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    96. Re:Grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? They want to save fetuses because they are innocent, have no say in their fate, and no one else is trying to save them; even their own parents. Murderers are not innocent, have had the opportunity to make their own choices in life, and have lawyers fighting for them at every step. I am a pro-life, anti-capital punishment kind of guy myself but the sig makes absolute and perfect sense. And it's the truth. That's what must have made you so upset.

    97. Re:Grade by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

      It's called "MovieOS", and I want it too.

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    98. Re:Grade by galt2112 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you actually paid attention, you'd know that he's a cop, pretty high up in the dept, not "just" a CSI hired to track blood spatters.

    99. Re:Grade by eam · · Score: 1

      My point exactly. If the character had said anything about the car being a faraday cage instead of the nonsense about the rubber tires, it would have been OK.

      Perhaps you should go back and review my post ;-)

    100. Re:Grade by doublem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the CSI franchise is doing so well, how come they can't afford a simple science consultant?

      It's really very simple.

      It costs extra money, and they've demonstrated that they don't have to CARE about accuracy or even realism to make money.

      I know the perfect way to kill it off though. Start a grass roots fan base referring to it as "Sci-Fi." Have sessions on it at Sci-Fi conventions, really punch up the fact that it's all made up BS, and refer to it not as a cop show but a sci-fi cop show.

      Once the masses start thinking of it as Science Fiction instead of a good old cop show, fans will run away in droves, leaving behind the crystallized few who dress like the characters and build mock up of their hyper advanced technology. The network will cancel it, it'll last another couple seasons on the sci-fi channel, and just as the writing and acting takes an upswing it'll be canceled as "Too Expensive".

      We can speed up the process by getting in the rags with rumors of a episode in development to "explain" their hyper advanced "20 minutes in the future" technology with an alien subplot. Even start pointing out "hints" of this conspiracy in existing episodes.

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    101. Re:Grade by doublem · · Score: 1

      I keep meaning to watch the credits to see if they bothered hiring someone as a science advisor or if the writers just wing it.

      You HAVE seen the show, right?

      The writers just wing it. They don't even have a former cop skim the scripts to mark any really dumb things they toss in.

      Fact checking? What's that?

      If the writers even care, the most they think is "It would be cool if this could be done, so someone must have it somewhere, so I'll add it to the script."

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    102. Re:Grade by MeanMF · · Score: 1

      And of course, a few weeks ago, Speedle died because he stood in the open in front of a gunman as he fidgeted with the gun he hadn't been keeping clean.

      I actually kind of liked that scene - I mean WTF are crime lab geeks doing running around with guns anyway? Somebody's bound to get shot...

    103. Re:Grade by Jennifer+E.+Elaan · · Score: 1

      Boat registration numbers tend to be lettered 6" big. The text only needs to be about 5 or 6 pixels high to make out (granted, a letter or two was fuzzy). This example isn't as crazy as the ones on TV these days, but it is one that I did actually do.

    104. Re:Grade by sgant · · Score: 1

      Wow, you really showed me! Put me right in my place didn't ya?

      But since you probably have a smug little smile on you face I should wipe it off for you. As you may re-read my post I was refering to the NYPD and not little po-dunk towns where the population is iffy at best and getting Cletus to join the sheriff department because he got to at least the 6th grade is NOT the NYPD.

      Oh, and since you love throwing links around here's one for ya at the NYPD Employment Requirements which shows...in case you can't be bothered to click the link:

      # Candidates must be at least 21 years of age on or before the day of hire.
      # Candidates must be a United States citizen on or before the day of hire..
      # On or before the day of hire, candidates must have successfully completed either:

      " 1. Sixty (60) college credits with a 2.0 G.P.A. from an accredited college or university, or
      2. Two (2) years of full-time, active military service in the United States Armed Forces with an honorable discharge and have a high school's diploma or its equivalent. "

      Thanks for playing....buh bye

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    105. Re:Grade by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I used to work as a developer creating CBT in Authorware. Our lead developer (Hi, KevRob!) created a script that, when given some basic layout specs (region, type size, etc.) and a string of text, would create a very engaging bit of clickety-beepety one-character-at-a-time 'computer' text, cursor and all. It's sad to say, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this 'feature' sold more copies of our software than all the ultra detailed photo-realistic animated cutaway renders put together.

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    106. Re:Grade by Humpinate · · Score: 0

      I think you are ignoring the "Batman" factor.
      It's not whether you CAN "read" their blood pressure at fifty paces or that you can "see" their pupils dilate from the horizon...It's whether or not STUPID people believe it. Bertillon teaches us that "the
      classes that embrace crime are the ones LEAST LIKELY TO MAKE IT PAY" (emphasis mine). Ergo, if some tool is watching CSI in a vain hope of avoiding the joint, by "studying" what to do and not, let him ASSUME he will be caught by a test he ain't even SEEN yet. "let society be both weak enough to offer temptation, yet strong enough to hold it back" H. Alger.

    107. Re:Grade by dbizzle · · Score: 1

      i think the show is pretty lame... i'll point out the sniper episode... pedestrians get shot by a sniper.... CSI shows up... point "laser pen" in the direction the bullets came from... somehow, they see the "dot" at the top of a twenty story building 4 blocks away.... on the roof... there is an air conditioner... surrounded by sand and pebbles... there is a pile of sand on the air conditioner... must be the sweet bag used by the sniper to help with accuracy.. just lame.. thats all.

    108. Re:Grade by steve90 · · Score: 1

      Who let Jim Anchower from The Onion on here?

    109. Re:Grade by sosegumu · · Score: 1

      I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials.

      How true. IMHO, the best show on television is The Wire on HBO. If you want a program that avoids the simplistic cops good/crooks bad theme and that pervades the network pap then this program is for you. Quality acting, directing, scripting and writing all played out over 12 one-hour (no commercials) segments--it will leave you counting the days until the next episode.

      We've been hooked on this show since season one and apparently the critics have begun to take notice too.

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    110. Re:Grade by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

      So the tired "antihero" motif that has been beaten to death?

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    111. Re:Grade by sosegumu · · Score: 1

      So the tired antihero motif that has been beaten to death?

      Not that either--that's as much of a cliché as TJ Hooker. I guess something a little closer to reality. All I can say is check it out for yourself. I don't think that you will be disappointed.

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    112. Re:Grade by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Kind of weird to think about the production crew sitting around a police station waiting for a murder to happen.

      It's even weirder to think of the other half of the production crew out there killing people if the murder rate drops too low.

      OK, so I'm cynical...

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  2. tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    remember...tv never lies.

  3. My rating by yamcha666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Um, I don't watch it. Futurama is my standard for geek shows.

    1. Re:My rating by ilyanep · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Star Trek: The Next Generation a modern geek show to rule modern geek shows.

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    2. Re:My rating by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      For some values of "modern" approaching "ten years old."

    3. Re:My rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like approaching 20 years old. Jeez, what are you thinking of, ST:Voyager or something :)

    4. Re:My rating by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I thought the last episode of TNG was in 1993?

  4. Cue William Shatner: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's just a TV SHOW!

  5. Definitive answer by mphase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. No. Maybe. I stand behind my answer..s.

    1. Re:Definitive answer by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Whatever you say, Senator Kerry!

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

  6. you know you're a geek when... by fireduck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    watching a CSI episode you notice the box of Diamond Evolution One gloves on the bench and think "good choice, those are my favorites, as well..."

    I love the CSI, although I came to in way late. Nice thing is that Spike TV shows 2 reruns back to back at 7 each night.

    1. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mock their poor lab technique, while drooling over some of the insanely expensive scientific equipment a public sector law enforcement lab inexplicably has at its disposal.

      Does that make me a bad person?

      It's also fun to watch all the Eppendorf product placement.

    2. Re:you know you're a geek when... by coug_ · · Score: 1

      watching a CSI episode you notice the box of Diamond Evolution One gloves on the bench and think "good choice, those are my favorites, as well..."

      I love the CSI, although I came to in way late. Nice thing is that Spike TV shows 2 reruns back to back at 7 each night.

      Netflix has the first four seasons on DVD (I don't remember how many seasons there are total).
    3. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, I concur with fireduck that those Evolution gloves rule.

    4. Re:you know you're a geek when... by heliocentric · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ahhh, but you have quickly forogtten Marg Helgenberger!

      She's Helgenbooty-licious!

      --
      Wheeeee
    5. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      The previous seasons (and CSI: Miami) are on DVD. Rent them. DVD TV is way better then broadcast TV. No annoying commercials. No one week wait between episodes.

    6. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      There are some forums I occasionally visit (www.candlepowerforums.com) dedicated mainly to flashlights.

      There are often threads saying, "I saw them using a on CSI tonight. They seem to have switched."

      I'd go nuts if a McLux showed up on CSI. :)

      --
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    7. Re:you know you're a geek when... by reverseengineer · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I personally like CSI, though I only catch it once in a while. As an analytical chemist, I can often tell whether the forensic science is legit on CSI or a similar show, and while CSI is far from being completely realistic, I usually cut it slack because the errors tend to be matters of degree rather than utter fabrications. I mean, they could have just written a magical "crimeputer" into the show where evidence goes in one end and the name of the guilty party prints out at the other. Instead, they do make an effort to get science right, but with the caveat that sometimes the science must be squeezed into the storytelling. For shows like CSI, but also for detective shows in general, the case needs to be wrapped up within an episode (or 2 for the big To Be Continued... episodes popular around sweeps). So just as a show like "Law and Order" usually fast forwards through the more mundane legal proceedings in order to get to the dramatic clinching testimony and verdict, CSI makes complicated assays take minutes instead of hours or days so they can hurry to the point where the investigators march up to the suspect with infallible evidence in hand. It's marketed as entertainment, I can understand that- if anything, I think the science can serve as a starting point for viewers, who after the show just might google for some technique they saw and actually learn something.

      They at least talk about doing real things like Western blots and mass spec- once while flipping channels I caught a minute of Navy NCIS where someone mentioned doing an ELISA. In particular, these shows tend to do a nice job of explaining the principles behind a test while they perform it- occasionally I learn new things, though occasionally there will be something explained where I'm thinking, "um, it's not exactly how you say,"- I'm sure the same is true for medical professionals who watch "ER," cops who watch "NYPD Blue," etc. Now, once again, I say that as a chemist- people in other fields may have more of an issue with how their work is represented on such shows- for one, I'm sure that as is usual for television, the capabilities and use of computers are misrepresented. What personally bugs me more than the science itself on CSI and its ilk is the budget that these crime labs seem to have. If anything, these shows might give people the idea that forensics labs have infinite time, money, and resources to ensure justice is done in each and every case.

      It'd be nice, though, if once in a while they'd use a couple of minutes at the end of the show to mention real forensics and the shortcuts they took during the episode- and possibly mention that in reality, sometimes the results are inconclusive, even if everyone did their jobs right.

      Oh, and second the parent- Diamond Evolution One are some nice gloves- though I prefer the MicroGrip purple nitriles myself.

      --
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    8. Re:you know you're a geek when... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      There are forums about flashlights out there?

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      bickerdyke
    9. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Angry+Toad · · Score: 1

      I just wish working in a lab looked half as sexy when me & my coworkers do it.

      I think the lighting is everything - at the next lab meeting I would like to argue in favour of dumping nuclear-flash fluorescents in favor of lots of darkness punctuated by cool blue and red spotlights.

    10. Re:you know you're a geek when... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I think the chick that plays Sarah is hotter. Then again, I always did prefer mid-length dark hair.

      --
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    11. Re:you know you're a geek when... by segfault7375 · · Score: 1

      She's Helgenbooty-licious! [marghelgenberger.net]

      Slashdotted... big shocker there

    12. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      occasionally I learn new things, though ... I'm thinking, "um, it's not exactly how you say,"- I'm sure the same is true for medical professionals who watch "ER," cops who watch "NYPD Blue," etc.

      Oddly enough, I play poker with a bunch of firefighters and every one of them swears that every episode of "Rescue Me" can be treated as Holy Writ, guaranteed True & Accurate ... LOL.
    13. Re:you know you're a geek when... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, but you have quickly forogtten Marg Helgenberger!

      Screw that. Gimme Emily Proctor from Miami any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

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    14. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think part of the problem has to do with the fact that it is set in modern times: People forget that they're watching science fiction.

    15. Re:you know you're a geek when... by zeromemory · · Score: 1

      Agreed. In regards to chemistry, CSI is relatively realistic.

      I'm a chemistry student, and it's nice to seem them _correctly_ using machines like a GCMS and FTIR, and correctly using common labware like separatory funnels. Most other shows just have someone popping a sample into one end of a magical machine and having full analyzed results come out the other end. In CSI, they actually show what you would really get out of an analytical device, be it a spectra or some other sorta of data.

    16. Re:you know you're a geek when... by heliocentric · · Score: 1

      For some reason, in our house, the woman who plays her is called "Chlamydia Girl."

      Been that way since Missing Perons and her time on ER.

      Icky!

      --
      Wheeeee
    17. Re:you know you're a geek when... by Scurrilous+Knave · · Score: 1

      Nice thing is that Spike TV shows 2 reruns back to back at 7 each night.

      Yeah, I was delighted to find the old CSI re-runs on Spike, but when they started running that stupid "Spike at 9" ad three times between every commercial, I decided I would wait for the DVD box set or something. I find those bottom-of-the-screen animated in-show promos to be an abomination.

      But then, I hate it when DJ's talk over the top and bottom of songs, too. I think that officially makes me a Crankylosaurus.

    18. Re:you know you're a geek when... by cablepokerface · · Score: 1

      What a nice read your post was. Very informative.

  7. television sucks, let's move on by FusionJunky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Television influencing people into having twisted world-views!? Never!

    1. Re:television sucks, let's move on by xstonedogx · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's true. I bet some people even think David Caruso is an actor. Maybe even a good one!

    2. Re:television sucks, let's move on by pyros · · Score: 1
      I bet some people even think David Caruso is an actor. Maybe even a good one!

      You mean I've been practicing my dramatic look off-screne with my hands on my waist for nothing?

    3. Re:television sucks, let's move on by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      You forgot: make a should-be-snappy-but-isn't one liner in a gravelly voice (something like "Oh, but you DID help us") lean into the suspect, turn, and glide out of the camera shot.

      I love CSI, but these days my wife and I watch it mostly to make fun of H. We call this the "lean-turn-leave". Try counting them. I think there's a college drinking game in there somewhere.

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    4. Re:television sucks, let's move on by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1
      I also appreciate the way that Caruso has fully mastered the Shatner style of restrained emoting, whereby he takes a normal line of dialogue, and randomly interjects... pauses... and sudden moments... of emphasis... into them.

      People think Shatner is all about the "KHAAAAAAAN!", but they forget that he is tremendously versatile: He can overact quietly, too.

  8. It rates by Trigun · · Score: 1

    higher than Law and Order with its absolutely out-of-the-ass convoluted links to the criminals, but still way below spike TV's MXC.

    1. Re:It rates by Ithika · · Score: 1

      Haven't watched the original or L&O:Special Vicitims Unit, but Criminal Intent is fantastic. I can't wait 'til five get the next season.

      Vincent rules. He just sniffs the guy and knows where he did, and how, and when, and...

      And he seems to speak at least a dozen languages. ;)

    2. Re:It rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yes!!!
      Dubbed Japanese game shows are the best thing on television. They're right up there with the spanish soap operas.

    3. Re:It rates by chickygrrl · · Score: 1

      We stumbled on MXC one night after several bottles of beer - I don't think I've laughed as hard since I was stoned and watching "Evolution"

    4. Re:It rates by mink · · Score: 1

      Problem is, IMO, he is a columbu clone. Now I'm sure recent TV viewers dont know Columbo, but I keep thining columbo lines whenever I see L&O:CI.

      --
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  9. Infinite Resolution by swordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.

    --

    Life is the leading cause of death in America.
    1. Re:Infinite Resolution by coug_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's great, isn't it? My wife and I have been watching the older seasons on DVD and just saw an episode that dealt with street racing. I'll give them this - they were more technically accurate than either of the Fast & Furious movies.

    2. Re:Infinite Resolution by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 1

      Too true. I love seeing them blow up images on their computers with nary a grain of pixelation.

    3. Re:Infinite Resolution by drclaw007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oooo yes - that is my pet hate in TV shows / movies.
      I wonder what will happen when they upgrade to 640x480 - will they be viewing things on a quantum level from the other side of the planet?
      I had hoped (in vain) that it would end with Enemy of the State... but no, it's just getting worse :(

    4. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.

      Somehow, I think license plates are the last thing they'd be used for.

      On a completely unrelated topic, property values around women's dorms would probably skyrocket.

    5. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.

      I always jump out of my Lazy Boy and scream at the TV when Warrick takes an irritatingly blurry picture, crops out a little box and... bada-bing, bada-boom... a perfectly resolved image of the incriminating microscopic tatoo on the perp's ear lobe appears before your wondering eyes.

      My wife hates it when I do that.

    6. Re:Infinite Resolution by Jahf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is why I tend to get pissed at CSI:Miami. CSI:NY hasn't got enough track record yet for me to decide. CSI (original) is much more in touch with reality as far as technology goes. A few occasional trek-ish moments but nothing like CSI:Miami.

      --
      It is more productive to voice thoughtful opinions (reply) than to judge (moderate) others.
    7. Re:Infinite Resolution by frogg320 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It would be a little more legitimate if the cameras were using an optical zoom instead of a digital one...but once you're reviewing tapes and just going on the little bit of information on the record, I agree, it's pretty silly. ...But how else are they going to read the license plate, right? :p On the bright side, it might make the less intelligent criminals (read: majority) overestimate the magical abilities of such things.

    8. Re:Infinite Resolution by falzer · · Score: 1

      Ah yes.

      Enhance. Take the reflection off that guy's wristwatch strap. Now zoom into the reflection off this girl's cornea. I can't make anything out... try adjusting the brightness. Bingo.

    9. Re:Infinite Resolution by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I think this was established in "Blade Runner."

      Anyone have an earlier example?

      -Peter

    10. Re:Infinite Resolution by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      CSI sort of puts these guys to shame.

      --
      Live forever, or die trying.
    11. Re:Infinite Resolution by Sabaki · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing it in an episode of Hawaii Five-O, and I was pretty outraged and incredulous even back then.

    12. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then stop doing it. Save your annoying behaviour until after the show.

    13. Re:Infinite Resolution by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Data out of nowhere! Make it stop!

    14. Re:Infinite Resolution by redhatkingpin · · Score: 1

      What about using Fourier Transforms of some sort? I'm no math genius, but I do know that they are used in digital signal processing and the like.

    15. Re:Infinite Resolution by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Hey, it worked for Deckard...why not for the big dork in the windbreaker?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    16. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the ability to rotate in any dimension you want... that's what screwed up Will Smith in Enemy of the State.

    17. Re:Infinite Resolution by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      they work but certainly not to the level that TV and movies would have you belive. All they are doing is gussing what the missing data may be based on the context of the surrounding data (in simplest terms).

      However guessing will only get you so far, eventually a level of error will introduce itself and your ability to create "accurate" information is shot.

      --
      "Don't mess with him, he taunts the happy fun ball."
    18. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Honey, when did you start posting to slashdot?

    19. Re:Infinite Resolution by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, but in Blade runner we're talking a different type of photography, it was 3D (while he tracks around, things move in the photo in a 3D fashion). If it was 3D one can imagine that it was also of very high resolution too (just go with me)... so I had no real issue with it there.

    20. Re:Infinite Resolution by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.

      It goes more than that, what really happens is in that split instance, the camera did a molecular and quantum analysis of its surroundings, and record all that molecular and quantum states onto that dodgy VHS-lookalike tape!

    21. Re:Infinite Resolution by sik0fewl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indeed. I'd really like to get a hold of the filter that lets them turn 6 pixels into a licence plate. Do you think it would be available for The GIMP?

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    22. Re:Infinite Resolution by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you have no data, there's nothing to enhance...

      Recent work is enhancing still shots by processing differences in video frames... so you can get stills higher than 320x200 from a 320x200 video clip.

      I can't watch the show, if it screws up the stuff I know, it will just fill my head with crap over the stuff I don't.

      If I were a professor in a forensics class, I'd be sure to put some CSI-plots in with the multiple-choice questions.

    23. Re:Infinite Resolution by harrkev · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, They can remove some "jaggies" if used properly. It is very good at removing periodic noise, which is exacly the sort of noise that you get when you up-sample. But the image will stll be blurry, just not blocky. Makes it look better, but you don't get any extra info. Fourier transforms are NOT some sort of magic bullet.

      Just FYI: A discrete fourier transform is VERY closely related to the Cosine transform (you can implement a consine transform using a DFT and some data shuffling). The cosine transform is the key ingredient of the JPEG algorithm. More useless trivia.

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    24. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, no.

    25. Re:Infinite Resolution by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Sometimes they'll zoom in like the original video has infinite resolution. More often, they'll stop on a blurry freeze frame and the geek will say "Let me clean this up". Then he uses a magic photoshop filter that infers data that obviously didn't exist in the original frame. It's a good story device because the blurry shape slowly disovles into the face of one of the suspects.

      -B

    26. Re:Infinite Resolution by Sai+Babu · · Score: 2, Interesting


      This bugs me too. Sure, you can get some decent enhancement if you have a lot of low resolution samples, but from one frame? No Way!

      The reference magazine article said that CSI is a problem because criminals have become more concious of evidence. You'd think that the magical cameras might work as a deterrent, but this isn't mentioned in the article. Seeing some of the /. posts on infinite resolution, it's easy to imagine a greater (so it would be a significant) percentage of the criminals believing the voodoo image processing.

    27. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Deckard is in the future! And his computers make big clicking sounds instead of little beeps.

    28. Re:Infinite Resolution by jejones · · Score: 1

      Sure. High Anxiety (in analog form)... and since it was a parody of Hitchcock movies, one of them must have something similar (if not quite as extreme).

    29. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think someone has pointed that out to directors at some point. I remember them doing infinite-resolution stuff up until some place in seasons 3 or 4, but not any more. In the latest episodes their digital imaging techniques are more realistic.

    30. Re:Infinite Resolution by Don+Sample · · Score: 1

      There was at least one Columbo episode that did it.

    31. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in theory, if it was just a case of slight fuzziness, you could use subsequent shots from the camera of a moving target to get a cleaner image. But what they do is ridiculous.

    32. Re:Infinite Resolution by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      If you can reverse the process, you'd have an awesome compression tool. There's $$$ in there somewhere.

    33. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.


      No kidding.. and the databases these people use. Where in the hell do you run a real-time query on every window made for every skyscraper in your city? Gimme a break!

      Aha! A graham cracker crumb.. from the database we have lot 434, production run 53, baked in 1957 at the Albonian Graham Cracker Foundry, Ansicily, Albonia.. now..lets check this database to see who could have ordered it.
    34. Re:Infinite Resolution by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      SciFi set in the future is a different situation. In a world with the technology to create replicants, why can't they have really high resolution cameras.

      As another poster mentioned, what bothers me about that scene are the obnoxious mechanical sounds the computer makes.

      -B

    35. Re:Infinite Resolution by Don+Sample · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's sad when Buffy the Vampire Slayer has a better grasp of reality:
      In the episode The Prom they're watching a tape of a demon attack:
      CORDELIA: Look! Right there. Zoom in on that.
      XANDER: Zoom in? this is a video tape.
      CORDELIA: So? They do it on TV all the time.
    36. Re:Infinite Resolution by slimak · · Score: 1
      To do what? The problem is really one of sampling, which means we cannot improve the resolution (i.e. quality) of the image with some a priori information. The best you could hope to due with the Fourier Transform is to interpolate the image, but you would only get more samples in the image and still have the same crappy resolution.

      It is likely that there would be some improvements that could be made by processing several images -- adjacent frames in a video sequence or multiple angles from different cammeras, the latter would probably work much better.

    37. Re:Infinite Resolution by Shazow · · Score: 1

      I'm probably wrong and not a film amateur, let alone expert but...

      Don't most videos work with interlaced frames, such that the frame transition in blurry scenes seem more smooth?

      In that case, if you extract a blurry frame, couldn't you extrapolate a still frame by taking the interlace and adjusting it?

      - shazow

    38. Re:Infinite Resolution by Shazow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wouldn't you say it's plausible in many situations that the image they're looking at is originally scanned at a much higher resolution, but when they "zoom in" they're actually zooming in more into its original size?

      I mean, practically all image viewers open images that are too big for the screen in a resized mode.

      Surely some of their "extrapolations" aren't realistic but I think a good amount of them can be reasonably explained.

      Regardless, it's a very fun show. :-)

      - shazow

    39. Re:Infinite Resolution by Armando_Mcgillicutty · · Score: 3, Funny
      they were more technically accurate than either of the Fast & Furious movies.

      I achieved that feat playing with Hot-Wheels when I was 8 years old.

    40. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ACtually, you'd be surprised at how much you can recover with video footage. Six pixels isn't much, but if it's the image is pixelised slightly differently every frame (say the car is moving...), then, with sufficiently advanced (nearly magic...) _video_ processing filters, one can recover a license plate from a video stream where in any single frame the license plate is only a few pixels...

      You can try it yourself, with your brain as the sufficiently advanced filter: find a tiny pixelated video of a moving object, and compare your perception of the object to a single frame from the video. There's more information there. Information that specialist software can recover and reconstruct higher-resolution images from!

    41. Re:Infinite Resolution by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Here (Flash) is a nifty site that simulates this effect - by combing a large number of photos.

      Go ahead, ENHANCE!

    42. Re:Infinite Resolution by nuknuk · · Score: 0

      remember the movie "Rising Sun"? That movie had a ton of digital picture manipulation (even more in the book) but at least they made it seem believable...although even so a stretch at the time. Still, CSI ultimately entertains while avoiding the formula of other "law" based shows.

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    43. Re:Infinite Resolution by brianosaurus · · Score: 1

      CSI:NY tends to focus more on violating suspect's civil rights than actually collecting forensic evidence. They have a guilty-until-proven-innocent attitude, and don't think twice about illegal search and seizure.

      In the last episode I watched, the two younger CSIs both decided who did it (each with a different idea) then said, "OK. Now I'll use the evidence to prove it", instead of processing the evidence and seeing what it turns up.

      Both turned out to be wrong, and the evidence eventually proved that both cops are in fact complete assholes.

      The first CSI is still pretty good. Miami is getting pretty weak (too much jumping around, and just-in-time crap). CSI:NY is so far pretty awful.

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    44. Re:Infinite Resolution by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Even with the best equipment, it will still take you hours, if not days of processing to pull a license plate out.

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    45. Re:Infinite Resolution by loraksus · · Score: 1

      If you think about it, there are only a couple dozen skyscrapers at best in most major cities. It's not incomprehensible to believe that someone spent some time and your tax dollars on such a project. Besides, if it was done once (i.e. previous investigation) the data will generally be available after that point in time.

      People get paid to discover the viscosity of ketchup, so it isn't that retarded of an idea.
      . /no arguement about the graham cracker crumb comment.

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    46. Re:Infinite Resolution by cens0r · · Score: 1

      But riddle me this. Why does the discrete cosine transform work for data compression? No professor could ever explain that one to me.

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    47. Re:Infinite Resolution by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      And it's fun!

      Get the Blade Runner Adventure on your PC and play with that Esper thingy yourself :-)

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    48. Re:Infinite Resolution by bigbadbuccidaddy · · Score: 1

      Its set in Vegas, casinos have pretty good surveillance gear.

    49. Re:Infinite Resolution by Phleg · · Score: 1

      However in virtually all of the cases, the picture is fuzzy to begin with. As in, it's a crappy security camera where you can barely tell whether or not the object is a person or a car.

      This isn't even the worst of it. I've seen them colorize a black and white photo, to determine a person's eye color. What the fuck?

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    50. Re:Infinite Resolution by grrrl · · Score: 2, Funny

      haha! i was so going to post that

      i love the follow up lines tho

      Oz: What's that? Pause it.
      Xander: Guys! It's just a normal VCR. It doesn't... Oh wait, uh, it can do pause.

    51. Re:Infinite Resolution by Shazow · · Score: 1

      Seems possible.

      Different colours appear differently when a photo is monochromed. By comparing the overall contrast and brightness of the photo, they may be able to extrapolate relative colours.

      Don't know how reasonable my explination is, but doesn't really seem impossible?

      - shazow

    52. Re:Infinite Resolution by MJL · · Score: 1

      Zooming in from 200 yards is infinitely better than Enemy of the State, where they take a security camera image, extrapolate it into 3D, and then ROTATE the object around like something I'd thrown together in Lightwave.

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    53. Re:Infinite Resolution by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1

      I don't really have any problem at all imagining that a major city which is regularly hit by hurricanes would have good records on the precise size and nature of the glass windows in their downtown skyscrapers down at the permits and planning offices. That seems like fairly useful information for them to keep around for the next time they are thinking about updating their building codes, for instance.

    54. Re:Infinite Resolution by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      No, its not possible. Monochrome has one channel of information (brightness), and colour has three (Hue, saturation and value, or red, blue and green.)

    55. Re:Infinite Resolution by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      I completely agree.

      CSI:Miami is not written well. Its characters are one-dimensional cliches. Its actors suck, especially the old guy with the fake accent. Its story lines are specifically written to shock people. Its unrealistic gadgets are used to dazzle and awe more than anything else. There is really nothing worthwhile I can say about that show.

    56. Re:Infinite Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company sells forensic software, including video enhancement. I have to give credit to "Navy NCIS" for taking the initiative to get the facts. The producers called us up a few months ago to ask for advice, and the first thing we told them is to please NOT zoom into 4 pixels, magically enhance it, and then make a positive ID. We talked them through the process and terminology. The episode aired this week, and they dressed it up a bit, but they stuck with our information. And gave us a primetime plug :)

    57. Re:Infinite Resolution by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think I just made a mistake, I was thinking about the CSI with the military intelligence. I'm not sure what that's called.

    58. Re:Infinite Resolution by Shazow · · Score: 1

      Yes but by assigning known colours to things, couldn't you extrapolate the remaining colours by relativity of said brightness?

      Like say you know the person's shirt in the photo was blue, and the truck behind him was green, and so forth, couldn't you extrapolate the colour of something relative to all the other known colours?

      Or would red, blue and green look identical under the same brightness?

      They DO look different under GIMP.

      IE. Draw a 255 red line, a 255 blue line, and a 255 green line. Convert the image to grayscale, and they do look different shades. Similarly, you could use the difference in shades to extrapolate possibile colours, could you not? Of course it would not be 100% accurate but it could present several possibilities and you could choose the most reasonable one.

    59. Re:Infinite Resolution by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      This is the technique that is used to colourise old B&W movies, but the choice of colours is quite arbritary. The operator decides to make the shirt blue, and the computer uses the brigntness information to shade the shirt so it looks kinda like you'd expect. The process is far from perfect tho, a colourised movie is easy to spot.

      Think of finding a colour on a colour chart - you need three channels to specify the colour.

      Take a pixel from your black and white image. You only have one channel of information, and you have no way of determining the other two channels....

  10. I enjoy it. by ssand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I enjoy the show, although they all seem to follow the same recipe, that is everyone denies everything untill they have a minute info, then they give in a little, then spill the beans at the end of the show.

    As for forensic in a jury, What a juror must understand is more about it, and truths from the popular show. Jurors are human too, so they will relate, or be swayed by personal oppinions, like strong family bonds, or a strong bond to their children.

    1. Re:I enjoy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They have people confess at the end, because a lot of the time their evidence is compromised, they mishandled it, and they screwed up the case (though they don't say it that way).

      Frankly, as a biochemist, I wince whenever I see them reach for a pipette or their "luminol" - they suck at basic biochemistry skills, they have shoddy controls, and they often get the basic science wrong.

      I'm glad the shows are encouraging people to go into science, but the shows are just as poorly researched as standard Hollywood movie fare.

    2. Re:I enjoy it. by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points and I wish you hadn't posted anonymously because I'd mod you up if both conditions were true.

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  11. No by spidereyes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's in between Blind Date and Joe Millionaire.

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    1. Re:No by the+original+m0nk · · Score: 1

      wow, so i'll have to check out this CSI show, because i REALLY liked blind date and joe millionaire.

      could also be as good as "the swan", "america's next top model", and "the biggest looser"? because those shows are all tops in my book.

    2. Re:No by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      "the biggest looser"?

      Yeah nothing like watching fat guys cry on each other.

    3. Re:No by mink · · Score: 1

      I think that show is a crime. Not because it's a crap reality show, but because they dont give the "contestants" the knowldge they need to sanely engage in weightloss.
      Also that "scale" they have pisses me off to no end as it's a load of crap. I doubt it's even a real scale.
      The only good bit is at the end where they show you the person who was booted out, most of them seem to be serious about changing their lives and have continued to exercise, eat right and loose excess weight.

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  12. Good for Science, Bad for Law by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the show is good for science, but as you stated can be bad for the judiciary system. Is it ever a bad thing to have the populice become enamored with knowledge?

    Your concerns about the judiciary system are warrented though but I wonder if that will ever be too big of an issue that we have to deal with.

    1. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by underpar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Common sense and prejudice still seem to rule. All things are normal in the criminal justice system.

      Scott Peterson was convicted based on circumstantial evidence and just being a bad guy. Forensic evidence did nothing. Prosecutors don't have to worry.

    2. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Is it ever a bad thing to have the populice become enamored with knowledge?

      No, but in this case they have become enamoured with a gross caricature of knowledge, not knowledge itself.

      People get really excited about Star Trek physics, too.

    3. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by FCAdcock · · Score: 0

      But he still did it...

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    4. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      Maybe.

    5. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Ok, how in the hell do I get rated "overrated" without having been moderated? Are mods allowed to smoke crack before they moderate or something?

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    6. Re:Good for Science, Bad for Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thank god he was. It sucks to have justice go unserved because of stupid details like "we can't produce the murder weapon".

      He's a wife and baby killer and he will surely endure many years of ass-raping in prison because of it.

  13. Its good, look at what happened with OJ by yorkpaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its good to have the public have some knowledge of forensics. The OJ jury didn't believe overwelming forensics and set him free. Juries should also be smart enough to know hen to believe eyewitness accounts. oops, hoping for to much, why should I expect juries to be smart

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    1. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by cybermage · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think the OJ jury decided that no justice for Ron and Nicole was better than another riot where many more innocent people would have died.

    2. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

      thats a wonderful philosophy. Why invade Germany, so what about the holocaust, a couple of innocent people might die.

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    3. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by underpar · · Score: 1

      The OJ jury believed a leading forensic scientist when he said the police screwed up. The prosecution did an awful job. I wouldn't say it was ignorance of forensics that set him free.

    4. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Surt · · Score: 1

      I thought the OJ jury quite reasonably looked at the crappy forensics and decided that thanks to police bungling they couldn't convict without reasonable doubt.

      It would be nice for juries to know when to rely on eyewitness testimony, which is basically never, because eyewitness error is so common and severe it should basically never be trusted. See any of a large number of published psych studies on this.

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    5. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the OJ case, it was hatred against the white abusive police force in LA that let him go free. The jury had seen the racial cruelty of the police and would rather fuck the system than let a criminal they probably knew was guilty face justice.

    6. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by nfras · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the OJ Simpson case is a good example of when the jury used forensic evidence properly. The jury was presented with lots of DNA evidence, blood stains, foot prints etc. When Mark Furman was asked if he planted evidence, he pleaded the fifth amendment. All forensic evidence is therefore suspect and cannot be given any weight. No matter whether you think he did it or not, the jury had no option but to acquit.
      CSI is a good show, but it's just that, a show. The photographic close ups are the best. I remember one where they had a photo of a girl, there was a blur in her eye which they managed to extrapolate into a picture of her killer, pin sharp. It just not feasible.
      I also love the nice sharp finger prints they take off wood, no hint of wood grain.
      A bit more realism would be nice.

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    7. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Informative
      The OJ jury didn't believe overwelming forensics and set him free.

      In the OJ case, it wasn't about believing the forensics, it was about believing whether or not the forensics were tampered with. It's not like the LAPD (at the time) was the most honest of police forces.

    8. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by cybermage · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I agree with them. But, the OJ trial wasn't too long after the LA Riots and the press was predicting (Not Their Job, Dammit!) that a riot would follow a guilty verdict. Scared people do stupid things.

    9. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly enough, there were a couple CSI episodes that argued both sides of debate about police screwups, malicious or otherwise.

      One episode follows Catherine Willows' discovery that a detective planted a suspect's blood on evidence to "help the evidence along along." The moral? Malicious tampering is possible.

      Another episode dealt with a hollywood-actor-now-suspect paying to have his own guy in the CSI labs, watching and documenting every step, looking for screwups and ways to discredit CSIs and the evidence they processed. The moral? Nobody's perfect. If you look hard enough, you'll find mistakes in anyone's work.

    10. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you get too enthused about forensic science. You should read and understand the prosecutors fallacy.

    11. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      I think their major mistake was not opening with the wookie defense. :: ducks and runs ::

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    12. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by drmerope · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Before you get too enthused about forensic science. You should read and understand the prosecutors fallacy.

    13. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by CheechBG · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, really informative and fascinating article.

    14. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      > Scared people do stupid things.

      Yeah - like vote for Dubyah or (in my country's case) "Honest" John Howard.

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    15. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, the OJ Simpson case is a good example of when the jury used forensic evidence properly.

      What was your juror number? You're the only person I've ever heard of who believes that the forensic evidence was used properly in the OJ trial.

      When Mark Furman was asked if he planted evidence, he pleaded the fifth amendment. All forensic evidence is therefore suspect and cannot be given any weight.

      You could win the long jump at the Olympics with that leap. First of all, Furman pleaded the 5th to the question about whether he used "nigger", not whether he planted evidence. Are using "nigger" and planting evidence the same in your mind? Your absolute statements about forensic evidence are mind-boggling. All forensic evidence? Even the stuff Furman wasn't involved in? And why would he plant forensic evidence when he couldn't have known whether OJ had an alibi.

    16. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Darth · · Score: 1


      Actually, the OJ Simpson case is a good example of when the jury used forensic evidence properly. The jury was presented with lots of DNA evidence, blood stains, foot prints etc. When Mark Furman was asked if he planted evidence, he pleaded the fifth amendment. All forensic evidence is therefore suspect and cannot be given any weight. No matter whether you think he did it or not, the jury had no option but to acquit.

      uh..no...

      you are specifically instructed as a juror that the 5th amendment can not be construed to imply guilt. It would defeat the point of the 5th amendment if you did that.

      Any jury that ignores forensic evidence (or any other evidence) because a witness exercises his 5th amendment right is doing exactly the wrong thing and is failing the system.

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    17. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by IamLarryboy · · Score: 1

      "Prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI."

      They make this sound like a bad thing. If I was ever on a jury I would sure as hell demand forensic evidence. Eyewitness accounts and confessions help but until you present me with concrete evidence I will still have a reasonable doubt. Peoples perceptions and memories are flawed. Confessions can be forced out of innocent people. Evidence doesn't lie, although it can be interpreted incorrectly.

    18. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Dershowitz claims that one of the major blunders of the prosecution was to try OJ in downtown LA instead of, say, Brentwood.

    19. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by TekPolitik · · Score: 4, Informative
      you are specifically instructed as a juror that the 5th amendment can not be construed to imply guilt. It would defeat the point of the 5th amendment if you did that.

      It is way more complicated than that. Even if it weren't, your point is not relevant.

      The question in the criminal trial is not whether the (non-accused) person giving the evidence is guilty, it is whether the evidence has been presented to find the accused guilty beyond reasonable doubt. The fact that the person giving evidence took the 5th cannot be used to imply their guilt, but it does deprive the court of the evidence needed to judge the value of other evidence. That clearly leaves the evidence in doubt. It is not that it was made weaker by the refusal to testify, but that it was not given adequate strength by favourable testimony.

      Even the fact that the accused didn't testify will have this result. If they do have testify as to their innocence, then as long as they don't screw up (which is an extreme risk in testifying in your own trial since any slip-up is more damning because it comes from your own mouth), they will provide more evidence in their favour than if they do not testify.

      The difference may seem to be one of semantics, but it is a difference well understood by lawyers. It's a bitch for judges to try to explain it to juries though.

      The beyond reasonable doubt standard does tend to favour the accused anywhere the evidence is weak or lacks support - but of course it's meant to do that.

    20. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Bastian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, who wants more realism in TV and movies?

      I want more movie magic in real life!

      I dream of a glorious future where there is absolutely no difference in the quality of image you can get from a 320x200 cell phone camera and a $bignum 10-megapixel digital camera.

      We could use the same technology to implement amazing lossless compression. 3kb files will store HD-quality images! Entire albums will fly across the P2P networks, tucked away in files that wouldn't come close to filling a 5.25" floppy disk, but sound even better than the original master recordings! Nerds will get dotcodes containing DVD-quality movies tattooed into their skulls in protest of the DVD CCA!

      Ah yes, the future is glorious indeed!

    21. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by sjames · · Score: 1

      you are specifically instructed as a juror that the 5th amendment can not be construed to imply guilt. It would defeat the point of the 5th amendment if you did that.

      Neverminding that Furman did not plead the rth wrt planting evidence...

      The 5th just means the jurors cannot presume FURMAN to be guilty of a crime. Since he wasn't on trial, that's neither here nor there. They may use his 'lack of' testimony in any way they like to determine their level of trust in his testimony.

      By pleading the 5th, Furman made sure that HE couldn't be found guilty of the related charges later.

    22. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Your logic is flawed.

      A juror in a case against Fuhrman for tampering should not infer _Fuhrman's_ guilt or innocence from his assertion of 5th amendment rights. However, Fuhrman's 5th amendment assertion really has no special status as to _Simpson's_ guilt or innocence.

      If Fuhrman refuses to claim, under penalty of perjury, that the evidence is untainted in Simpson's case, a juror should rightly question whether it is legitimate evidence. The value of that evidence is predicated on the police's claim that it was collected as advertised and handled correctly. If the police witness refuses to make that claim, it seriously weakens the value of that evidence, regardless of why he chose not to make the claim.

    23. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Nos. · · Score: 1

      That is an excellent article, and I've had similar thoughts about statistics in the media. Recently, there was a public service announcement in the area that stated something to the effect of " ... 80% of all accidents happen within a 2 Km radius of home" in regards to wearing your seatbelt when driving.
      On the surface it looks okay, but there's a bit of data missing. How much driving generally is done within that 2 Km radius? I'm too lazy to do the math, but if 99% of driving is done within the 2 Km radius, your chances of being in an accident within that 2 mile radius are actually a lot lower than 80%.
      The overall message was not a bad one (wear your seatbelt) but the data used to back it up was incomplete and possibly very misleading.

    24. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn, I thought they acquited him because Chewbacca lived on Endor....

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    25. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Threshold_Voltage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that juries now expect every police department everywhere to have access to the same resources that they see on CSI. The lab they portray is an agglomeration of every interesting technique that has been used anywhere in the world. Maybe, just maybe, the FBI has a lab like that somewhere in Washington, but that is probably it. I had the unfortunate experience of attending the trial for the person who murdered my cousin this year. This was in Austin, TX -- a fair size metropolis with a comparatively well funded police department (given the local conservatism and the fact that it is also the state capital). The prosecutor easily made the case for clear motive (a large and contentious debt to my cousin), had a videotaped and written confession, had a video reenactment performed by the accused himself at the crime scene, and had the murder weapon found in the accused's jacket in his closet. The defense attorney tore apart the homicide detectives for not having DNA tested every last bit of evidence found at the scene (understand they already had the confession and willful reenactment at this point). Thankfully we got the conviction, but there was one point when I was really worried. There was a very detailed ballistics report linking the bullet fragment to the gun. There were sketches and descriptions of every matching striation. HOWEVER, there wasn't any cool side-by-side photograph to show the jury because the department didn't have that type of microscope at the time. I think the jury felt cheated that they didn't get the visuals they get from television.

      Yes, a high profile case like OJ's might get an investigation as thorough as what you see on CSI, but I don't think taxpayers are willing to spend that much on the rest of the 17000 murders per year.

      It is really a paradox. Most liberals would argue that you can't put a dollar amount on what a man's life is worth, and so defendants should have every possible test completed on the evidence before being sentenced to life in prison or worse, and yet it is the conservative candidates who are most in favor of increasing police funding.

    26. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      The unrealism regarding the sharpening of photos is why I never watch the show. I happened to have some free time, so I watched an episode of CSI: Miami. In this episode, a photographer took a photo of a celebrity in his backyard. In the far background of the photo, there is a flash in the window. They were able to not only determine that the flash was a gun, they were able to find a tatoo on the hand that is pulling the trigger! That was so absurd, that I've never watched another episode. It didn't help that the main CSI guy seemed like a Simpsons caricature of a police detective.

      I know that Law & Order, for example, will do similar things, where they remove fuzziness from photos or video. But that's more acceptible because that is just a portion of the investigation. In CSI, it is the entire investigation. So when they get one so wrong, it completely ruined it for me.

      I know it's only one episode and only amateur shutterbugs like me would even be offended by it. But damn that was stupid.

    27. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Technically, that's not true.

      Neither side in a criminal or civil case can make the argument that "since X pleaded the fifth amendment, X therefore committed heinous act Y." Such an argument cannot be used. However, the jury can draw whatever conclusions it wants to when someone pleads the fifth. This is a fine distinction that is important to make.

      An enterprising judge may attempt to instruct the jury otherwise, but all he's doing is blowing hot air. Jurors are not legally liable for anything they do in the course of their service. For instance, throughout history, juries have acquitted people who were plainly guilty simply in protest of an unjust law or unjust enforcement of the law--this is called "jury nullification", and is also against the instructions a judge traditionally provides to a jury.

      A judge's instructions to the jury have the legal power of a strongly worded suggestion, and nothing more.

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    28. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 1

      fantastic post.

      i had previously been aware of the problems with DNA testing and the pool size (particularly in maintaining a large DNA database) but not of some of the other probabilities involved.

      it just goes to show that a society not founded upon rationality cannot function.

    29. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jurors are instructed that if they have doubts about a part of someone's testimony, they can discount all of it.

      And I think a detective taking the 5th can cause just a shadow of doubt, to say the least.

      I would also remind people, as I always do of a few things.

      1) When the prosecution presented their case to test panels they didn't do well, even with all-white middle class juries.

      2) Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson were killed by methods associated with Colombian drug assasins, which leave lots and lots of blood flying around.

      3) Ron Goldman was a marital arts instructor. He fought so hard he had broken bones in his hands.

      O. J. Simpson had one little cut on his hand and the police "found" a tiny bit of Nicole's blook (not Goldmans) in O. J.'s vehicle.

      Hardly consistent with a big fight with a marital arts instructor and two throats cut back to the spinal cord.

    30. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      That does not make sense.

      -Peter

    31. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually i believe the glove "that didnt' fit so they did acquite" was found after OJ had been questioned. or at least spoke with.

      The fact they went to him in the first place kind of sounds iffy to me. If you ask me i think the jury let him off becasue of all the stories about a slow white bronco was involved.

    32. Re:Its good, look at what happened with OJ by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Interesting, in the states it is 2 miles from home. I think they used the same statistition for the study. :)

  14. Overall, it's good by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, there is a lot of junk science, but I think anything that stimulates interest in the justice system, and that helps to reduce the stigma surrounding jury duty, should help to grow the pool of willing potential jurors. Otherwise, the only people you get on juries are the ones too stupid to figure out a good excuse to get out of jury duty.

    For years, jury duty has been seen as a nuisance to get out of however possible. Now, there is a real trend toward seeing jury duty as your civic responsibility, and taking it seriously, and even getting excited about it. I think overall this is good for the criminal justice system.

    1. Re:Overall, it's good by schwep · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If nothing else, it at least makes people that would have been otherwise unaware of some aspects of science aware of it.

      One shortcoming (other than "infinite resolution") is that they rarely have a case where there isn't a clear offender or group of offenders - so people aren't used to the more "muddied" reality of the world we live in. That said, no clear offender reduces the enjoyment of watching a bit.

    2. Re:Overall, it's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that it is a good show. I just wonder how these kinda shows would give potential criminals ideas on how they can cover up their tracks.

    3. Re:Overall, it's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't disagree more. Show doesn't even remotely represent an inkling of what really takes place with forensic science.

      All I can say is it's REAL work to do this stuff. Most people don't have the stomach or fortitude for this type of work.

      CSI makes it as a show for one reason and one reason only... ENTERTAINMENT period

      Fun to watch but could not even ve used as a primer to what really goes on in this line of work.

    4. Re:Overall, it's good by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      For years, jury duty has been seen as a nuisance to get out of however possible.

      I always hear this. Every company I've ever worked for treated a jury duty day as paid time, just like an additional vacation day. Am I the only one that always looks at jury duty as a way to get out of the nuisance of having to go to my regular job?

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    5. Re:Overall, it's good by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1
      For years, jury duty has been seen as a nuisance to get out of however possible.


      I think this is an urban legend. I don't know anyone who had been called for jury duty who looked at it that way. Maybe the people I know are an anomaly, but I doubt it.

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    6. Re:Overall, it's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, there is a real trend toward seeing jury duty as your civic responsibility, and taking it seriously, and even getting excited about it. I think overall this is good for the criminal justice system.

      Maybe that's because people dislike their jobs so much that they would rather get paid a piddly amount to sit on the bench and get a vacation than to go to work...

    7. Re:Overall, it's good by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Do your duties get offloaded to someone else, or do they pile up?

      I suspect that's what concerns most people.

    8. Re:Overall, it's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kind of enjoyed my one stint on jury duty. Except for the one whole day we had to listen to a translator drone on in a monotone. But at least we got to screw an ambulance-chaser out of some big fees.

    9. Re:Overall, it's good by jd · · Score: 1
      IMHO, it doesn't matter if it's accurate or not. If it gets people to stop and think (or even just think) then I'd say it has achieved more than just entertainment and some good ratings.


      For example, outright confessions aren't always accurate. There are plenty of cases of people confessing because they were insane or pressured. There are also cases (eg: the Birmingham Six, in England) where the confessions were written after being signed.


      Anything which can get people to ask "yes, but are you sure?" has achieved a major step forward. Sure, it would make criminal cases more expensive, because it would mean you'd have to obtain a higher standard of proof to secure a conviction. On the other hand, is that altogether a bad thing? Sometimes, convictions are overturned as unsound, based on better evidence. That's always going to be true, no matter how good the system gets, but does that really excuse us from reducing the odds?


      Yes, there is police corruption. It would be good for TV to show more of this, but order to make it on TV, it's got to be entertaining. Bent cops, except in extreme situations, don't make the grade. I'm not sure how you'd overcome that, but then I'm not a TV scriptwriter.


      The sad reality is that most juries don't look at the evidence or the case at all. Research shows that appearance and mannerisms are far more likely to sway a jury than all the evidence in the world. Anything which changes this would help. (Well, almost anything. Putting the Military Intelligence officers responsible for Abu Ghraib in charge of guarding the juries would probably not be a good move.)

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    10. Re:Overall, it's good by boinger · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine did. But, he was a research-oriented social psychologist, and his calling up for jury duty came at the worst possible time for his current studies. Fortunately, social psychologists and their ilk are shunned from juries, in general (he can be a bastard and make you question what you felt were strongly held beliefs by asking you the right questions - lawyers view people like him as very likely getting 'their way' regarding the outcome), so they dismissed him.

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    11. Re:Overall, it's good by Kranthkorpool · · Score: 1

      I happen to live with a big CSI fan, and so have watched a couple (maybe 3) episodes and I have to say I can't stand it. The technology, the police procedures, and often the motivations of the characters all seem a bit hokey to me. Plus, the snappy one-liners and diatribes just seem way too contrived. I would much rather watch re-runs of Quincy. As to the main point of the thread, that the popularity of the CSI shows stimulate more interest in the criminal justice system: Is there any evidence that this is true? After all, crime dramas have been a staple of broadcast television for decades now, and a lot of them (Law & Order, NYPD Blue, ad infinitum) have been #1 in the Neilsons.

    12. Re:Overall, it's good by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      I would much rather watch re-runs of Quincy.

      You've got to be kidding! Quincy became presonally involved in cases as no forensic pathologist would ever do. Pathologists and criminalists don't do the work of detectives.
      But Quincy *did* do one good thing - it explained to the public the difference between a coroner - often an elected official without any medical training - and the medical examiner - who is an MD and a forensic pathologist.

      Of course CSI is not realistic. My favorite goof is when someone grinds up something from a crime scene in a mortar and pestle, adds a bit of liquid (sometimes), then injects it directly into a GCMS (gas chromatograph - mass spectrometer). Sorry, you can't do that in real life unless you like ruining very expensive laboratory equipment.

    13. Re:Overall, it's good by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Well since it's gotta come out of my vacation time, you're damn right I wouldn't be doing jury duty.

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    14. Re:Overall, it's good by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Well, if it were less of a financial burden, it would be less of an issue.

      $70 a week or whatever is offered is a fucking disgrace. Plain and simple. If your employer doesn't cover you and you're on the jury for 3 months, it will bankrupt you, get your home and car re-possed and play hell with child care
      I know a bunch of companies who have recently switched from "paying your standard wage during jury duty" to "not firing your ass for not showing up because that would be against the law".

      Remember, when you go in, you have no idea how long you will be there for.

      Civic duty, fine, but my civic duty shouldn't involve my car being towed by repo men.

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    15. Re:Overall, it's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      $70 a week or whatever is offered is a fucking disgrace.
      Wow, that's insane. I got called for federal jury duty last year, and they paid $40 a day plus your parking expenses. Granted $40 isn't much, especially if you aren't getting full pay from work, but if there's somewhere only paying $70 a week, that's atrocious.
    16. Re:Overall, it's good by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Some pay less. $10 a day, etc. Plug mileage (although some don't pay parking, so you could actually be losing money)

      Actually, Arizona is doing some interesting stuff, google for details, but it can be up to $300 a day for jurors on long cases (of which there are not many, so they have retroactive payments, etc.) They aren't representative of the other states through.

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  15. CSI by thebra · · Score: 0

    I tried watching it once but didn't really get in to it. It's no X-Files.....

    1. Re:CSI by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, you don't get much more scientifically accurate than the X-Files. ;)

    2. Re:CSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, most of the time the X-Files was just as accurate as CSI :)

      I say this as a biochemist who has pointed out to his class that if they want to learn to pipette properly, they shouldn't follow Greg's technique. Dear God - cavitation, contamination, bucket chemistry.

      CSI is not even close to realism or accuracy most days - take their magical luminol solution. They spray once, and conclusively say "That's human blood."

      Well not quite. It could be human blood. It could also be any other type of blood, not to mention bleach, vegetable residues (yep, they show up positive too), and any other number of false positives.

      The show is fun, but it desparately needs a few more scientific advisors to shut up the typical Hollywood-style writers.

    3. Re:CSI by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's really sad is that after 7 seasons + of the highest quality documentary filmmaking people still don't believe in aliens.

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    4. Re:CSI by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Hey, most of the time the X-Files was just as accurate as CSI :)

      I admit it: I never really watched X-Files. I'm not a fan of thrillers and suspense.

      I say this as a biochemist who has pointed out to his class that if they want to learn to pipette properly, they shouldn't follow Greg's technique.

      In the show, Greg is typically overeager and occasionally careless, anyway. But, still, point taken.

    5. Re:CSI by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      ...they confront the sister who admits...she bought some rat poison when she was in Chicago for a business trip and had an affair with the dead guy....They confront her again and this time she admits she did it.
      She did WHAT? With HER BROTHER?!
      Oh, ick.

      I know that was likely unintentional, but the high Nielson ratings for crap like that are why I laugh when pundits say a 51% majority on Nov 2 was a referendum on moral values. Folks want Father Knows Best in real life, but can't live without CSI and Desperate Wives for entertainment.

      Oh, and props for the funny story. It's exactly why I cringe and walk out when my wife's watching CSI, the SciFi channel, Charmed, etc etc etc. I love her, but she's got this thing for crapulous bad-science shows that I can't fathom. The bad news is that Tivo now dishes up a dozen episodes on demand for her.

    6. Re:CSI by SpeedyGonz · · Score: 1

      Like that 60's Batman series. Batman "asked" the computer (using knobs and switches!) "where is the joker" and the computer churned out a punch card with the answer . . . geez

    7. Re:CSI by Koatdus · · Score: 1
      ...Oh, and props for the funny story...


      Thanks.

      At least the crappy science shows are good for a laugh. The ones that I REALLY hate are the "reality shows" like "The Bachelor" (cough, hack, gag, vomit on the floor even thinking about it) or The Apprentice (runs screeming into his office ...someone buy Donald a new wig, please!)

      My wife is hooked on a couple of them. The situations are so contrived and so stupid and the people are such greedy, whining, loosers that I can't even stay in the room when they are on. They are that bad!

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  16. Everything is fine. by mekkab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) anything that promotes interest in science (no matter how glamourized and unrealistic) is a boon.

    2) Jury instruction should be enough of a factor. Also, your reliance on the veracity of eye witness testimony is amusing, considering how unreliable IT is.

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    1. Re:Everything is fine. by Petrini · · Score: 1

      Dude. I was told by a judge of a case where the jury in a rape case asked why DNA testing was never done on the semen. Why was this an unusual request? The defense was consent.

      Thank you, CSI.

    2. Re:Everything is fine. by mekkab · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that people who ended up on jury duty were brain surgeons or rocket scientists.

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    3. Re:Everything is fine. by res+ipsa+loquitur · · Score: 1

      A lawyer who waits until the jury instructions to educate the jurors about this topic is a lawyer who's going to take second place. This is something that should be - and is - brought up during jury selection. A competent prosecutor will ask the jury if they really believe that crimes can be solved in one hour. This is used as the starting point for a discussion of how the science that will be used in the trial really works, and by the time the jury is sworn in, they (should) know what to expect from real life, and how it differs from television.

      Also, as a preemptive stike here - most jurors that make it onto a jury in a criminal case take the job very, very seriously. They don't jump to conclusions, they force the prosecutor to prove his or her case, and they don't buy the long shot excuses from the defense. Give credit where credit is due; most juries are very competent.

    4. Re:Everything is fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when they choose to oust the "troublemaker" who's getting in the way of a guilty verdict and finish up a quick 4 hours later.

      Not that that would actually happen or anything.

    5. Re:Everything is fine. by meburke · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Eyewitness testimony is so bad that if I were on a jury and there was no actual physical evidence at all, I would not convict. This is not a hard and fast rule: If the accused were known to the witnesses I'd rely on the identification, at least, but I may have misgivings about the actual description of events.

      Actually, juries are so unreliable. Most juries are too undereducated to understnd the forensic evidence.

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    6. Re:Everything is fine. by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
      Jury instruction should be enough of a factor.

      Absolutely false. The problem with CSI etc is that they foster a perception that:

      • The bad guy is always bad, always evil, always caught. We're catchin' terr'rists! Yeeeeeha!
      • turnaround time is hours, when it's really weeks or months
      • tests are done on a hunch or someone asking for them, when it's really a)if there's budget b)if there's a reasonable chance of getting results back in time c)if there's a REALLY good justification for it d)if it doesn't look like it won't be substantially in favor of the prosecution (time after time, we hear of DAs who didn't do tests that would have proved innocence, held results that were not favorable, etc. They're just as slimy as the defense attorneys)
      • tests are legal, reliable, etc. Often they're NOT legal, NOT reliable

      In short, all the things our justice department WANTS us to think they are. It's a great bunch of PR, and it provides a justification to the public mind for increased legislation, fewer rights, etc. It says "look, here's all this whiz-bang technology that ALWAYS works and we NEVER abuse it. Give us more, we'll catch even MORE bad guys!" The public sees it on TV, believes it, and happily baahs when Patriot Act 3 (The Return Of Asscroft) rolls in.

      It gets worse. Search warrants appear out of thin air. Everyone's good looking fashion models. No office politics. All the latest toys. No budget problems. No staff shortages. Everyone's personalities are exaggerated and simplistic because we're Dumb Americans and can't understand a character if they're not simple.

      The crime shows are all second-rate attempts at what Law and Order perfected; a story of a crime that creatively keeps you guessing until the last second thanks to a really good plot, not by withholding details from you as a viewer. A story that plays with your morals, prejudices, etc. A story whose ending isn't always happy, and often leaves you incensed. Law and Order was also strikingly realistic; real locations, realistic minor-role actors and joes-on-the-street, etc. Real attitudes (I think L&O pretty much nailed the half-disgusted, half-tired, half-disgruntled NYC detective). It really DID feel like you were tagging along with Lenny and Brisco. You -believed- everything, because it was realistic, without being "reality" TV (codename for poor acting and even worse production).

      THAT is why L&O went a zillion seasons (it's a shame they had to reinvent it with SVU, which was so-so, and then again with Criminal Intent, which sucks). THAT is why I enjoyed Law and Order...well, ok, and Lenny's wisecracks :-)

    7. Re:Everything is fine. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      The bad guy is always [...] caught.

      Well, sometimes he/she isn't. But then they are killed in a later episode by another bad guy ;-)

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  17. Any lawyers out there? by Thimble · · Score: 1

    Its the prosecuter's job to outline exactly how much evidense is required in order to convict, isn't it? Besides... CSI rarely goes to court...

  18. CSI is terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ever since I saw an episode where a guy looks at a dead body on the street looks up and says "This guy didn't jump, jumpers take off their glasses." I cannot take this show seriously in anyway shape or form, I see it as true to life as Mission:Impossible is to real FBI/CIA agents.

    1. Re:CSI is terrible by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What if there is actual studies showing that the majority of jumpers do in fact remove their glasses before they take the plunge?

      And why are we looking to prime time ratings grabbing programming for accurate science anyway? It's ENTERTAINMENT, for crap's sake.

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    2. Re:CSI is terrible by FCAdcock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well duh! Being nearly legaly blind (and since when do lawiers tell me when I'm blind?), I know that I'd rather take my glasses off if I were going to jump. That way I wouldn't know I was about to hit until a few feet before impact.

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  19. Forensics for morons. by Asprin · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I watched ten minutes of an episode of CSI before I had to switch the channel because I started to get a craving for pork rinds. I HATE PORK RINDS! Seriously, if you want to see forensics investigators at work, CourtTV, The Science Channel, Discovery and TLC have a number of shows that can tickle your itch and won't treat you like a complete doofus.

    Network TV - you can always count on us..... TO SCREW IT UP!

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  20. For the unedcuated by airnewt · · Score: 2, Informative
    smarmy:

    1)revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness (a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction -- New Yorker)

    2)of low sleazy taste or quality (smarmy eroticism)

    1. Re:For the unedcuated by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      What's really smarmy is that you registered to Slashdot just to post that :)

      (just kidding, welcome to The Order)

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    2. Re:For the unedcuated by eclectro · · Score: 1

      smarmy;

      An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrasing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners. The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So what's the catch?"

      I don't have a problem with smarmy lawyers per se, as long as they are sexy, and I rather watch them than the forensic geeks over at CSI.

      I'm not saying that Shatner is sexy, but that he might be beamed up at any moment.

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  21. Um Forget It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jesus I'm stupid.

    1. Re:Um Forget It by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

      Did you mean post number?

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    2. Re:Um Forget It by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      You know, if you'd have kept your mouth shut after you noticed the mistake you probably could've tricked a couple of people into agreeing with you when they started hunting for the numbers.

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    3. Re:Um Forget It by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um Forget It (Score:1, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward on 2004-11-17 13:48 (#10846624)

      Jesus I'm stupid.


      To bad you can't moderate moderations. I mod that one +5 funny.

    4. Re:Um Forget It by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      I think they're called metamoderations :)

    5. Re:Um Forget It by daniil · · Score: 1

      Currently, it's at (5, Informative). I guess some moderators do actually have a sense of humor :7

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  22. Full of bad science by crow · · Score: 5, Informative

    They get the science and technology wrong as often as right. It seems like every other episode where they enhance three pixels of an image to get a recognizable face in a reflection. Or there was the CSI:Miami where they got a saved email off of the wireless router that the person had connected through. At least when they got image data out of the NTSC overscan, they were using a real concept, even if the amount of overscan they recovered was vastly exaggerated.

    1. Re:Full of bad science by Glendale2x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They get the science and technology wrong as often as right. It seems like every other episode where they enhance three pixels of an image to get a recognizable face in a reflection. Or there was the CSI:Miami where they got a saved email off of the wireless router that the person had connected through. At least when they got image data out of the NTSC overscan, they were using a real concept, even if the amount of overscan they recovered was vastly exaggerated.

      I don't notice too much that's way out in left field on CSI. Not the spinoffs, mind you; I don't watch those. The characters don't click, and you have too much stuff like the wireless router thing you mentiond.

      CSI shows all of the latest and greatest equipment with everything at their fingertips. Real crime labs aren't that fortunate. Example: I was watching The First 48 on A&E and they were using the superglue method to get fingerprints off a knife. Hey, I've seen that on CSI all the time, right? The difference: the real crime lab was using a hotplate in a shoebox, whereas CSI showed a nifty (probably expensive) machine that did the same thing.

      They also operate in some kind of hypertime. They have their own state of the art DNA lab and get those kind of results faster than a not so well funded real world department. Cases get sloved (or almost solved) quickly, but not always. It's real enough that I can forgive the inaccuracies for the sake of a one hour drama. I've been impressed with CSI in how they handle computer-related things. The other two, Miami and NY, I tried, saw they sucked, and haven't bothered since.

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    2. Re:Full of bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On CSI I think they use a hot plate in a fish tank.

    3. Re:Full of bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everytime you see something that simply should not be possible on CSI, just think to yourself that the show is taking place 10 years in the future. 5-minute DNA tests and uber-resolution security cameras will likely be common then...

    4. Re:Full of bad science by javaxman · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I know a couple of people who are really into forensics. Honest, I swear, it's not me, it's just the crowd I hang out with. They do stuff like take classes in forensics, just for fun, even though they aren't part of any degree program. Total sickos. I love 'em, and would find the stuff just as interesting if I didn't have some strange aversion to dead bodies.

      Anyway, my friends took a lecture series on forensics, and came back after every session talking about how much time each guest speaker put into informing the class of just how wrong CSI is about so very many very basic, important things.

      The science on the show is junk. Almost nothing is right- it's wrong way more often than right.

      Just one blatant example? It's apparently really, really, really, really difficult to estimate time of death from a body alone. On these shows, they pretend to be able to estimate TOD very accurately. It's a joke, except that it sets up people to expect a real-life forensics expert to do things they can't possibly do.

      So, in the final analysis, it's a double-edged sword, but it's more bad than good, just because it spreads soooo much disinformation, without enough warning that "the science in this show is fake, fake, fake; you won't learn anything true; don't believe a thing you see here, this is written by a TV show hack without review for technical validity of any kind". Really, it should have that kind of warning, the science to these shows is so far off.

    5. Re:Full of bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Medical examiners were able to determine time of death fairly accurately even 50 years ago. Now better techniques exist that are able to give even more accurate results with minimum of work. In CSI they routinely use liver temperature measurement. It can be easily done with a simple electronic thermometer and it gives the time of death with an accuracy of 2-4 hours.

      http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/forensicfiles /t echniques/time_death.html

    6. Re:Full of bad science by winwar · · Score: 1

      "In CSI they routinely use liver temperature measurement. It can be easily done with a simple electronic thermometer and it gives the time of death with an accuracy of 2-4 hours."

      I guess we have different definitions of accurate.Two to four hours for a RECENTLY dead person isn't very accurate or precise. And not very useful for a person who has been dead long enough for their body to reach room temperature or has decomposed, etc.....

    7. Re:Full of bad science by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      In which case, they can tell by other things, like the rate of decay, maggots, etc.

      Simply put, it's not difficult to get a pretty accurate (again, within 2-4 hours) time frame of when the person died.

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    8. Re:Full of bad science by Viceice · · Score: 1

      The artists in the prop department likely rigged some cool looking case from $5 worth of plexiglass. Ever considered that?

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    9. Re:Full of bad science by mikefe · · Score: 1

      Let's just say the longer a body has been dead the larger the window of possible time of death and leave it at that.

      You're not going to get a 2-4 hour window of time of death after a body has maggots.

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    10. Re:Full of bad science by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Did you ever consider they might be real? This one comes in models from $5,000 to $10,000:

      http://www.lynnpeavey.com/product_info.php?cPath=2 1&products_id=812

      Will every crime lab buy one when they can use the shoebox? Probably not. Does this thing look good for a TV crime lab? You bet it does.

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    11. Re:Full of bad science by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      This is why I GREATLY prefer Forensic Files on Court TV. They aren't using voodoo science, they're showing how it's actually done.

      Now, I wish CourtTV would get off of the Psychic Detectives kick they're on and get back to real science.

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    12. Re:Full of bad science by seann · · Score: 1

      Beverly hills cop 3 did that..

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    13. Re:Full of bad science by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      In other words, you know someone who is nothing more than a student on forensic, he gave you a second-hand account of what an expert said, and now you're giving us a third hand account of what the expert said.

      Do I have this right?

    14. Re:Full of bad science by javaxman · · Score: 1
      In other words, you know someone who is nothing more than a student on forensic, he gave you a second-hand account of what an expert said, and now you're giving us a third hand account of what the expert said.

      Right. That's my reference. Where's your expert? If you have a current authoritative source that tells you the temperature of the liver or the vicosity of the eyeball or somesuch can lead to an exact time of death, please reference it. Otherwise, my statement ( unless you're going to assume I or my fiend are lying, which I'd take issue with ) of fact is quite nearly as good as if it came from the expert themselves, isn't it?

      Would it make you feel better if I'd read about it in a book?!??

    15. Re:Full of bad science by javaxman · · Score: 1
      Simply put, it's not difficult to get a pretty accurate (again, within 2-4 hours) time frame of when the person died.

      Please cite a source, even if it's "my friend took a class" like my source. Unless the body is still frickin' _warm_, what you've said just isn't true. You've basically made my point that this type of fiction is bad, because you clearly believe something that just isn't so.

      It was once thought ( by forensics pros ) that you could estimate TOD by measuring fluid in the eye, but that's been debunked ( relatively recently ). Experiments at the body farm have proved how varied the rate of insect infestation, decomposition, and other means of estimating TOD can really be. Time ranges on estimates have increased as more research has been done in this field.

      Please, site a reference. CSI doesn't count...

    16. Re:Full of bad science by AuraSeer · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, my statement ( unless you're going to assume I or my fiend are lying, which I'd take issue with ) of fact is quite nearly as good as if it came from the expert themselves, isn't it?

      Since you ask: no, it isn't. Unless you can cite something published (even online), or show some credentials that say you know what you're talking about, your opinion is worth exactly the same amount as any other random Slashdot posting. That is to say, we should assume you're talking out your ass.

      Would it make you feel better if I'd read about it in a book?!??

      As long as you can cite a book and a page reference, sure. Then I could go to the library and look it up-- or email the library reference department and ask them to check for me. But without a cite, all we've got is your word.

      Please understand, I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just calling you some random stranger on the Internet. The fact that you registered a username on Slashdot is not proof that you have any idea what you're talking about.

  23. Inaccurate? by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

    they may also promote an inaccurate view of science

    Unlike Alias. Or Star Trek. Or (insert name of favorite show).

    Isn't CSI just a darker "Quincy, M.E."? Or am I showing my age?

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    1. Re:Inaccurate? by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

      Or, better yet: CSI is to science like The Apprentice is to business.

      Eric
    2. Re:Inaccurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Isn't CSI just a darker "Quincy, M.E."? Or am I showing my age?

      Yes ... and Yes.

    3. Re:Inaccurate? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Unlike Alias. Or Star Trek. Or (insert name of favorite show).

      Yep, I was surprised to see all the "junk science" accusations here, considering how Star Trek and SG are so much worse on that front.

    4. Re:Inaccurate? by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Informative
      Isn't CSI just a darker "Quincy, M.E."?


      No, that's Crossing Jordan.


      But I like how on the cop shows, the cops do all the work, question witnesses, etc. Then on the detective shows, it's the detectives who work the evidence, question witnesses, etc.


      Then you have CSI, a show about the crime lab, and even after having an episode where one of the main characters says, "we're just the crime lab; we don't question witnesses," all the crime lab folks do the detective work, question witnesses, etc.


      Crossing Jordan, like Quincy, is about a medical examiner who, can you guess...follows up on evidence, searches crime scenes, questions witnesses, etc.

    5. Re:Inaccurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is, that they are clearly sci-fi and no people have any expectation that what is portrayed on those shows is real.

      CSI has so much bad science in it (and I say that as a biochemisty) that it is embarrassing. The danger is that is protrays a present day situation, and many people are fooled into thinking it accurately protrays science.

      (Plus, I've noticed mistakes in both the law and policing sides as well - I can only imagine how much cringing goes on from actual lawyers or law enforcement professionals when watching that show).

  24. Witnesses Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eyewitness reports are really shoddy. People *think* they have a good memory, but in fact they often don't. It's oft studied and little understood. People put too much faith in eyewitnesses.

    Like the quote goes, "In the absence of science, opinion prevails." It's about time juries got with the program.

  25. This could destroy society as we know it by Michalson · · Score: 0, Troll

    Jurys expecting the physical evidence to match up with false testimony and coerced confessions...just imagine the horror.

  26. it's a good show by galaxyboy · · Score: 0
    I would say if the show generates any interest in science that would be a good thing. However, people who go into forensics based on their experience with CSI might lose interest pretty quick.

    I think of Jurassic Park where the little girl is staring at the computer with some 3D file system view and says, "This is a UNIX system, I know this" and I realize that most shows are not very accurate. I imagine CSI's view of forensics is about as accurate as Jurassic Park's snapshot of UNIX. But it is entertaining anyway.

    1. Re:it's a good show by One+Louder · · Score: 1

      The 3D file system in Jurassic Park was real - it's fsn (File System Navigation) from SGI - it's available as freeware.

    2. Re:it's a good show by SageMadHatter · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think of Jurassic Park where the little girl is staring at the computer with some 3D file system view and says, "This is a UNIX system, I know this" and I realize that most shows are not very accurate. I imagine CSI's view of forensics is about as accurate as Jurassic Park's snapshot of UNIX. But it is entertaining anyway.

      That however was indeed a Unix system, running SGI's 3d File viewer called FSN

    3. Re:it's a good show by JWW · · Score: 1

      Dang, and I was going to use mod points on this story, but I just have to respond to this.

      I thought the same thing you did about the This is a UNIX system comment from the girl in Jurassic Park.

      Then about a year later I went to a trade show and lo and behold, what did I see at SGI's display, but this same screen that was on Jurassic Park!! It turns out the interface in the film is a 3D file heirarcy and datamining tool developed by SGI. True, she should have said, "This is an Irix system". But it really was at least a program running on a UNIX variant.

    4. Re:it's a good show by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      The application she used was a real sgi application called fsn. No, it's not generic unix, but SGI doesn't get to sell multi-thousand dollar graphics cards if all it supports is "generic" unix.

    5. Re:it's a good show by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I don't remember that particular scene; I only watched the movie once. However, there's no reason you couldn't recognize a POSIX-based filesystem from any visual representation of a filesystem.

      There's a couple of ways to get a 3D representation of the Linux filesystem. XCruise is one. Another is TDFSB.

      Granted, I haven't found any that were better as tools than as games, though XCruise could conceivably be used to learn some low-level things about how your filesystem is organized.

    6. Re:it's a good show by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      Actually, the software from Jurassic Park you mention really did exist. I don't remember what it was called, but it was basically a 3D representation of the file system that used blocks for the directories. The more data in a directory, the taller the block was. More of an exercise in "oh, cool" than usefulness. I remember running it on an SGI Indy running Irix 5.somethingorother, then deleting it.

    7. Re:it's a good show by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You do realise that that the Jurassic Park thing is a real SGI/Irix file manager called fsn?
      The system it models is something different... but it is a quite real Unix filemanager.
      Though I do agree that many people attribute some kind of magical qualities to computers that don't exist. As Arthur C. Clarke said "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
      I'd also like to offer a corrolary:
      "Any person insufficently advanced is unable to distinguish technology from magic." I think that this is the case with most of the general public that watches crap like CSI and believes all of it.

    8. Re:it's a good show by galaxyboy · · Score: 1
      Apparently I stand corrected. The filesystem explorer shown on Jurassic Park is a real filesystem.

      Ok, it isn't quite as bogus as I thought. But would a 10-year old girl, even one familiar with UNIX, have looked at that screen and immediately recognized it (in the early 90's)? Was it common hacker knowledge? I picture hackers as using far less glamorous interfaces (let's say the command line). I will have to watch the movie again...I don't remember seeing any directory names...

    9. Re:it's a good show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the 3D file browser was a real application on SGI Irix systems. In the lab at my highschool we'd fire it up and shout "I KNOW this". It was really choppy on the Indy's we had, so we'd close it down and go back to whatever we were doing.

      To contest your point about the 3D file system throwing people off, on a higher level someone who's only used SysV or SCO would recognize the directory structure and could concievably utter the same thing... i guess. I would complain more about movies like Mission Impossible where their "My First Email"(tm) giant windows/icons made it look ridiculous but, like you said, entertaining.

    10. Re:it's a good show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail to understand the beauty of UNIX.

      See, in UNIX, everything is a file. Directories are files. Network sockets are files. The switches to turn on and off the 200,000V electrical fences are files.

      Once you know this, UNIX is your bitch.

  27. Win some, lose some by Bastian · · Score: 1

    On one hand, it's not good for our judicial system if juries come to expect a preponderance of forensic evidence pointing straight toward (or away from) the defendent. Obviously, that doesn't happen often in real life.

    As for juries not trusting eye-witnesses, I am not so sure that that is a bad thing. Eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable for the simple fact that it's painfully easy for laywers and cops to implant or modify memories in the process of normal questioning.

  28. More proof on unreliability of eye witness by mekkab · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:More proof on unreliability of eye witness by prockcore · · Score: 1

      We didn't need an expensive study to show the unreliability of eye witnesses.

      When I was in 7th grade, my teacher was talking about eye witnesses, then all of a sudden, a guy opened the door, yelled "I'm going to kill you!", shoots him with a water gun, and takes off.

      The teacher then asked us to write down what we saw, what he was wearing, what he yelled, etc. We weren't even close.

      The kicker was that the guy was our principal wearing a red rubber clown nose... and no one recognized him.

  29. This is Slashdot by deft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A population that loves Sci-Fi that includes a solution for everything byr eversing polarities.

    My buddy is a prop guy on CSI. For the most part the stuff they use is real, and he is trained on it... and then David Caruso is told how to use it by him.

    We can't start worrying about a little creative license when trying to tell a story... the point is made that smart can be exciting, even sexy without having to worry about following the instruction manual to the T.

    Kids will be inspired to learn about these things, investigate, solve puzzles either way.

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    1. Re:This is Slashdot by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      OT Question for your friend:

      Is David Caruso as big of a dick in real life as he comes through on television?

      He's why I can't stand CSI:Miami, he always knows everybody involved in the crime. And often rises above the law to do something "nice".. like steal evidence in a murder investigation to make the victim's son feel better.

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    2. Re:This is Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty funny. Yeah, most of the equipment is real, but not used properly. Sometimes it does fantastic things on the show that are mundane: I saw a benchtop micro-centrifuge spit out mass spec data one time. I wish my little $500 POS would do that!

    3. Re:This is Slashdot by deft · · Score: 1

      Yes, he was described in that same conversation as a raging asshole. :)

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    4. Re:This is Slashdot by pclminion · · Score: 1
      A population that loves Sci-Fi that includes a solution for everything byr eversing polarities.

      Jeez man, everybody knows that before you blame it on polarity shift, you should run a level 2 diagnostic on the phase transducers.

      I mean DUH...

    5. Re:This is Slashdot by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      You also have to account for the chronotron particle count and muon flux flow.

      Jebus.

    6. Re:This is Slashdot by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I would like to add a follow-up question, if I may. How does such a pale-skinned man like Mr. Caruso *not* get burned to a crisp in Miami?

    7. Re:This is Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then jurors who don't grow up to learn about it get the wrong impression. There's nothing wrong with seeing fantasy Star Trek stuff because it doesn't exist yet.

  30. Sway back towards balance... by RomSteady · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forensic evidence is one of the most powerful tools available to law enforcement because it is relatively irrefutable.

    While things may not work like they do in "CSI" in real life, the sway towards the forensic can only help ensure that the proper people get sent to jail.

    The popularity may also help increase funding for CSI departments nationwide. Most CSI departments are woefully underfunded and undermanned.

    Besides, just imagine if they had been able to get O.J.'s DNA or fingerprints off of the inside of those gloves...

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  31. CSI isn't bad by siskbc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As a chemist who's had a little forensics training, the science is not bad.

    As for the submitter's question, eyewitness accounts are usually the absolute worst forms of evidence. It's especially bad when the witness doesn't actually know the defendant.

    And I would say relevations regarding the liberties taken by cops with the Bill of Rights and Miranda have shaken faith in confessions more than shows like CSI have.

    I'd say that having juries full of self-styled experts based on TV knowledge ain't great. But it's better than it was in the 90's, when you could snow over a jury with science evidence debate they don't understand. Used to be an easy way to get reasonable doubt.

    All in all, I don't think education is a bad thing, and as I said CSI doesn't do a bad job. As long as the juries don't think they're experts, it should be OK.

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    1. Re:CSI isn't bad by 0racle · · Score: 1

      self-styled experts based on TV knowledge
      If your going to base your view of the world and events that happen on a TV show, you have bigger problems then what TV show to base it on.

      I don't think education is a bad thing, and as I said CSI doesn't do a bad job
      CSI is a TV show, its entertaining, not educational. It doesn't do the job of educating at all, let alone doing a good or bad job of it. Its a TV show, its meant to be exciting and entertaining for an hour, thats it.

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    2. Re:CSI isn't bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      As a chemist who's had a little forensics training, the science is not bad.

      Well as a biochemist, I think the science is just bad enough to be annoying.

      What do you think of their magic luminol solution - they've toned it down in later series, but in the first season they were proclaiming that "even washing with bleach won't hide blood from this test". Wow - considering bleach gives a false positive on the standard blood detection with luminol test, that's kinda unforgiveable.

      In fact, they rarely mention false positives or limits at all.
      They change controls or experimental conditions part way through experiments constantly, and don't seem to realise that's a bad thing.
      Greg's basic biochemical skills suck. How hard is it to train someone not to cavitate while pipetting? They do a damn close-up of it every time, so you'd think someone would have noticed by now.
      And while we're on it, since when does a trained forensics biochemist like Greg need to be told to wear gloves at a crime scene (informed by Grissom). Give me a break.
      Lastly, how about that case with the chimaera. That was the episode I stopped watching. I'm not a forensics biochemist, but I had read about that a couple of years before (Science or Nature I think). For someone in charge of a forensics lab not to know immediately is laughable. Okay it was a kooky plot, but I knew it had to be that just from the ad that was run on tv for the episode.

      Sorry for the rant. But it's so many things like the above, usually one or two an episode, that have made this show unwatchable for me. I tried, I really did. But it is getting further away from realism everytime I watch it.

    3. Re:CSI isn't bad by siskbc · · Score: 1
      If your going to base your view of the world and events that happen on a TV show, you have bigger problems then what TV show to base it on.

      I agree, but if we're talking about people on juries, it seems we all share this problem.

      CSI is a TV show, its entertaining, not educational. It doesn't do the job of educating at all, let alone doing a good or bad job of it. Its a TV show, its meant to be exciting and entertaining for an hour, thats it.

      That's a very black-and-white view of things. TV can certainly be educational, even fiction. Neal Stephenson's books would be a good example to the slashdot crowd. Having read the first two books of the baroque cycle, I know a lot more about Europe in the late 1600's/early 1700's, including the revolutions in finance and science that happened then.

      I think if a fair but easy test of forensics science knowledge were attempted, for the general populace, those who regularly watch CSI would do better than those who don't. Thus, while being entertained, they've been inadvertently educated. Not as experts, but educated to some degree.

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    4. Re:CSI isn't bad by Punto · · Score: 1
      I'd say that having juries full of self-styled experts based on TV knowledge ain't great. But it's better than it was in the 90's,

      And speaking of the 90's, people were going to lawyer schoo after watching 'ally macbeal' or whatever then, so this 'boom in foresic science' doesn't sound too bad.

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  32. This may be nitpicky... by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... but they overglamourize the job. The CSI people don't do the detective work... they do the crime scene work.

    For an even worse example of something similar, look at the show "Crossing Jordan" where a medical examiner is doing detective work (umm... your job is looking at and studying corpses).

    Maybe if the show had a detective, an ADA, and dedicated most of its time with the CSI team and showed how they interact with the other two, it would work better... think "Law & Order" with just a focus on CSI...

    Actually, Navy NCIS does a good job. Good combo of detective work and their medical examiner and CSI are both big parts of the show. Very nerdy aspects... not a lot of junk science.

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    1. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Navy NCIS goes in for the HackerOS (tm) style of computer security. Like most of the detective shows on television, it also doesn't give two shits about civil rights, though, in this case, Gibbs also gets to play the Gitmo/Gulag card.

    2. Re:This may be nitpicky... by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Well, CSI does show some interaction between the CSI's and the detective, but it's clearly not a realistic portrayal. The CSI's do more questioning than the actual detective, and if Law & Order has taught me anything it's that the detectives do the questioning.. at least until the second half of the show when the ADA's step in.

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    3. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Recent episodes of L&O have at least mentioned the "crime scene unit", though often it's because the geek is wrong, spouting off technobabble to an exasperated detective, or both.

    4. Re:This may be nitpicky... by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hear "crime scene unit" being mentioned a lot, especially in SVU. Most of the time it's "the CSU came back with the blah-blah analysis" or "the CSU said this-and-that", and there's not much actual interaction with the CSU. Of course, L&O was never about interaction with the CSU.

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    5. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Of course they were mentioned on SUV--who do you think processes the rape kits? That show got old, quickly.

    6. Re:This may be nitpicky... by TomGroves · · Score: 1
      Maybe if the show had a detective, an ADA, and dedicated most of its time with the CSI team and showed how they interact with the other two, it would work better...
      The show does, his name is Woody.
    7. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Hankenstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      .. but they overglamourize the job. The CSI people don't do the detective work... they do the crime scene work.

      Just like sports are over glamorized and look how many kids are dying to get in the NBA/NFL/MLB/NHL.
      I would much rather kids go for the science thinking it is cool and then finding out it really is cool!

    8. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      For an even worse example of something similar, look at the show "Crossing Jordan" ...snipped... Maybe if the show had a detective, an ADA...snip... it would work better... think "Law & Order" with just a focus on CSI...

      Whoa there pardner...'Claire' got run over on Law & Order by a drunk, so she can't go back there again, and if it hadn't been for 'Quincy' (or maybe it was Sam), stitchin' her back together...she'd never have made it to where she's at...as 'Jordan'

      Since when has TV had any resemblance to reality? If you want that all you gotta do is hunker down and go outside, you know, where the people and animals and brick-and-mortar stores are at.

      It's a crazy idea, I know, and not for the timid, but ...
    9. Re:This may be nitpicky... by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Navy NCIS goes in for the HackerOS (tm) style of computer security. Like most of the detective shows on television, it also doesn't give two shits about civil rights, though, in this case, Gibbs also gets to play the Gitmo/Gulag card.

      I'm not military, so would someone else out there kindly explain how the UCMJ handles stuff like warrants and arrests, if different from what we think are civil rights?

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  33. Exactly! by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    There are some channels I automatically tend to skip over, because I know there'll be some crappy "reality" shit on it.

    Maybe there are some good shows on, but I've learnt to limit myself to Comedy Central (Southpark, John Stewart), G4TechTV (Screensavers), Scifi (occasional Star Trek TOS), and Discovery (Mythbusters, BIG!), after being barraged by commercials about these "popular" TV shows that Joe and Jane Sixpack wait to watch all week.

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    1. Re:Exactly! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Mythbusters is cool, but it's still a reality show. All those silly little moments where Jamie calls Adam a "bull in a China shop," or Adam complains about Jamie's stuffiness? That crap is totally superfluous, pure "Reality."

      The guys have a good, curious spirit but they definitely are NOT scientists.

    2. Re:Exactly! by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I think that Jamie and Adam not being scientists is what makes it so incredibly fun to watch. They're getting paid to be destructively curious. I would love to be able to do some of the crap they get to do! Blow up an ancient wooden cannon you made, with 40 lbs. or so of gunpowder? BOOM!

      I'm laughing all the way to heaven...

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  34. The Problem with CSI.... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 1

    Is the amount of inaccuracies/flaws within what's shown. I end up giving my better half a running commentary of dodgy science as we watch.... (eg, computer enhancement of a car reg plate taken by a security camera to far away to catch anything of detail)
    What the series needs are a couple of lab technicians working with the director to real in the impossible.

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    1. Re:The Problem with CSI.... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      I end up giving my better half a running commentary of dodgy science as we watch.

      And they keep watching with you? That's my trick to get out of watching something; a couple of minutes and it's 'Fine, I'll watch in the other room!"

      Granted, it's not like shows I like have never done this (I've always wondered how Star Fleet computers can reconstruct an entire face from an ear and an eyebrow), but I just ignore it then. If I don't like what I'm watching, nitpicking is the entertainment.

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  35. Good show, somewhat unrealistic by pjwhite · · Score: 1

    I just recently discovered the original CSI (Vegas) show and have been watching it a lot. I haven't watched any of the spinoffs.

    Do police departments really have the budget for the kinds of things this show depicts, though?
    I mean, is it really necessary to sacrifice a pig every other show to demonstrate some arcane principle?

    And why do none of the CSI techs never wear headcover while leaning over a crime scene looking for evidence; hairs, dandruff, etc?

    1. Re:Good show, somewhat unrealistic by JWW · · Score: 1

      And why do none of the CSI techs never wear headcover while leaning over a crime scene looking for evidence; hairs, dandruff, etc?

      What was worse was that in a recent CSI:New York, they were investigating an accident in underground tunnels. All the workers had hardhats on, but the guys from CSI were allowed to roam the crime scene with out a hardhat. There's no way that would be allowed to happen, as in the real world OSHA would probably have someone onsite doing an investigation as well, and monitoring all the safety precautions.

    2. Re:Good show, somewhat unrealistic by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      And why do none of the CSI techs never wear headcover while leaning over a crime scene looking for evidence; hairs, dandruff, etc?

      It's a common site on modern British police procedurals-- everybody wears disposable white bunny suits at a crime scene.

  36. How many of these positions are there? by Life2Short · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a faculty member at a small college, I cannot believe how many prospective and first year students approach me and tell me they are interested in forensic psychology, criminal profiling, etc.. How many of these jobs are actually out there? Aren't there only a few criminal profilers in the entire FBI? Is there any reason to expect that the number of job opportunities in this area are going to increase in the coming years? Fortunately college-level chemistry courses have a way of weeding out students quite quickly... If I had a penny for every poor pre-med student who took organic chemistry and then showed up in my office to ask me about psychology as a possible major... Heck, the only reason I went into Psychlogy was because of the old Bob Newhart show. I thought it would be great to be married to Suzanne Pleshette and live in downtown Chicago...

    1. Re:How many of these positions are there? by Infinity+Salad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LA Law was supposedly single-handedly responsible for the rescaling of LSAT (law school aptitude test, done on a curve and virtually mandatory for gaining admission) scores in the United States. So many people wanted to go to law school after the show came out that the top end of the LSAT's curve was flooded and needed to be broken down so that the schools could actually rank the applicants.

    2. Re:How many of these positions are there? by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

      Also, what amazes me is that these students see a title "Forensic Scientist" and assume they must do a degree in "Forensic Science"! Heck, I'd bet that most forensic scientists did plan old science degrees, specialised in some forensics related area, and bamn, there you go. I'm a physicist and run an electron microprobe. I've been asked to do forensic analysis, gun shot residue to be exact, and I didn't do not stupid forensic science degree.

    3. Re:How many of these positions are there? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is there any reason to expect that the number of job opportunities in this area are going to increase in the coming years?

      I imagine this would depend on whether the crime rate is rising or falling. Good luck getting a consistent answer to that. Every study will measure it differently, and the results will be used/reported depending on the answers wanted by whomever is quoting them.

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    4. Re:How many of these positions are there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fortunately college-level chemistry courses have a way of weeding out students quite quickly... If I had a penny for every poor pre-med student who took organic chemistry and then showed up in my office to ask me about psychology as a possible major...

      Do those people make it in psychology? It's discouraging to me to think a significant proportion of the people in one important field might be the washouts of another. There are a lot of quack psychologists out there, and this can't be helping...

  37. Movie OS by sys49152 · · Score: 1

    So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you?

    If their representation of forensic science is anything like their representation of computer hardware and software, then not very high.

    "As you can see from this animated, 3 dimensional representation of the crime scene recreated 20 minutes after digitizing the surveillance tapes, and shown of the movie theater sized flat panel display on the wall, it's clear that the butler did it."

    That said, I do watch CSI Miami just for David Caruso's over the top acting.

  38. Prosecutors have more to worry about by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If the net effect of CSI is more students taking science courses, then I say "go CSI!" I've never even watched the show, but this country desperately needs young scientists. This reminds me of the effect "Top Gun" had on Air Force (yes, Air Force) recruitment.

    As for prosecutors worrying about CSI making juries expect TV-like evidence, the judge sets the jury's expectations. In general, juries in the United States are seriously flawed due to the exemptions provided to most educated professionals. The bigger picture issues are more important than whether jurors are expecting to see CSI-style evidence.

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    1. Re:Prosecutors have more to worry about by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      If this country needs more scientists, funding schools and having a much more integrated, learning intensive science curriculum before undergraduate studies would help more than a TV show.

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    2. Re:Prosecutors have more to worry about by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      If this country needs more scientists, funding schools and having a much more integrated, learning intensive science curriculum before undergraduate studies would help more than a TV show.

      I agree wholeheartedly. There are a slew of things that need improving in American K-12 schools (the "theory" of Creationism, anyone?). But in the mean time, if CSI leads more kids to get interested in science, that's a good thing in my book.

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    3. Re:Prosecutors have more to worry about by The+Man · · Score: 1
      In general, juries in the United States are seriously flawed due to the exemptions provided to most educated professionals.

      Contact your state legislature. Suggest that jury exemptions be eliminated for anything other than medical (mental or physical) inability to perform the duties expected of a juror. I've never understood this either; as a citizen you are expected to do certain things from time to time, and sitting on a jury is one of them. "I work for a living" isn't a valid excuse; we all do.

    4. Re:Prosecutors have more to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If the net effect of CSI is more students taking
      >science courses, then I say "go CSI!"

      Science and Math courses already fill up, shutting out the people in the last round of registration.

      The last thing we need is MORE competition.

  39. Real CSI geeks really are geeks by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

    I actually used to work for a lab that did a lot of work for the coroner's office, metro, Parole & Probation, etc. in Las Vegas. A few of my coworkers became CSI's. The main thing that cracks me up is how nice, shiny, and new the labs are on TV (and how good-looking the agents are).

    Most of the people that I know in the field are kind of homely and not nearly so bright (sorry, Brad & Dori).

  40. It can be good or bad by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

    It all depends on the "reason level" of the individual. If we're talking about a resonable person who just didn't know about forensics, it can make them a better jury. Otherwise, they wouldn't be a good jury anyway, interested in forensics or not...

    I sometimes watch it, and it's not bad. Once in a while something too stupid comes up, but generally it is above average in science matters.

  41. Some good parts, some bad... by binderhead126 · · Score: 1

    I ve watched CSI from episode 1, to about episode 5. After that, every case seemed to be similar. It's a genius concept for the people who make money off the show, because the stories are based on acutal events, to an extent. It takes less creativity to come up with scientific plots, so the writers can focus on character plot. Another reason it is interesting to me is that many of the cases are similar, yet the show has regular fans. I find it boring. As for the science, I think it's great that people are interested in forensics, and are learning something, even though the shows are fairly fictional, and some of the evidence tests and processing is invented. CSI is good for the science, but boring as a weekly show.

  42. Don't get me wrong by serutan · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to kill the mood here, but I rate CSI at -zero- for Irrelevant. It's neither good nor bad, it's meaningless. Is the world any different after however many years of L.A. Law? Not that I've noticed. Same deal.

  43. Might help average O.J./Peterson by MarkRebuck · · Score: 1

    In the O.J. trial, it seems people overlooked hard physical evidence. In the Peterson [sp?] trial, it seems people needed absolutely no physical evidence at all. If CSI makes people trust physical evidence, and want more of it... perhaps that would be a GOOD thing?

  44. Re:Glory Glory Halla(howeveryouspellit) by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    I must have Video Games on the brain after taking 2 days off to play HL2 but..

    I read "RPG" and thought "Shouldn't a rocket propelled grenade have a bad name already?"

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  45. Eyewitnesses ignored? Good! by Euphonious+Coward · · Score: 1, Troll
    Anything that makes juries more inclined to ignore eyewitness testimony would be wonderful.

    There are actual cases where somebody at the police station on ordinary business got "volunteered" to be in a line-up, the victim chose him, and he ended up convicted despite all physical evidence to the contrary. Eyewitness testimony is extremely unreliable, but juries are inclined to believe it over anything else. Many lawyers like it just for that reason, prosecutors and defenders alike.

  46. Scary Inacuracies by bay43270 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I do notice huge technical issues (not the little ones like instant DNA and computerized fingerprint/palmprint searches), it makes me wonder how many people believe this stuff. Even worse, it makes me wonder what I've picked up from shows in other subjects and assumed to be based on fact. I catch things on CSI, but I don't know enough about medicine or law to know what's made up. How much of my perception of law is completely fictional?

    Just for fun, here are a couple of my favorite CSI science facts:
    - NTSC overscans allow you to see footage that takes place 30% outside the normal video
    - If you zoom in on a photo of a person, you can find a reflection in their eye. Zoom in on the reflection, and you can see facial features on the people standing behind the photographer.

    1. Re:Scary Inacuracies by Dusabre · · Score: 1

      - If you zoom in on a photo of a person, you can find a reflection in their eye. Zoom in on the reflection, and you can see facial features on the people standing behind the photographer. I've actually experienced that Blade Runner effect (remember the scene where Deckard takes a photo and zooms around infinitely on it...). I took a very high quality digital picture of a friend of mine in the sun and then played around with it on my comp. I zoomed on his eye and actually saw my reflection - holding a camera.

      A high quality analogue camera with good optics would give an even better effect.

  47. Only One Good CSI by BRock97 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original CSI is my favorite, as I can't stand David Caruso from the Miami show, and CSI: NY it too new to form an opinion (which is slipping to dislike right now). My one wish is that they would do more theft type episodes and move away from all murder. Case in point was an episode last season that involved the theft of some priceless antiques. Awesome episode. Not a drop of blood, but the process of how the determined who was the thief was fascinating.

    That said, the CSI craze has caused an outbreak of stupidity. Recently, a friend received a stolen check where she works. Since she is the general manager of the store, she had to go to the bank and work out the details. The bank teller (besides being an ass) made the comment that my friend shouldn't "touch the check too often as they might get her fingerprints" and she would get in trouble. Honest truth, those were the bank teller's words. My friend responded with "CSI fan, eh?"

    I have another friend that can't stand the show on the grounds of how unrealistic it portraits criminal investigation. Being he was a prosecutor for numerous years, his main beef is that the CSI officers are never involved with the interrogation of the suspects and that the usually hand over their evidence to the investigating office. He then does all the foot work. He also says that the CSI folks don't carry firearms, but he concedes that might vary from office to office. He really dislikes the Miami show since the Caruso character is ordering police officers around all the time, which he says never happens.

    There you go, the $0.02 from some guy off the street.

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    1. Re:Only One Good CSI by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      The bank teller (besides being an ass) made the comment that my friend shouldn't "touch the check too often as they might get her fingerprints"

      How many people normally handle a check? The person who writes it, the cashier, someone in the back office (maybe), and a bank teller (maybe). There might be a couple more, but chances actually are good to get a print off of a stolen or forged check.

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    2. Re:Only One Good CSI by M$+Mole · · Score: 1

      As someone who works in a police department, my experience with the gun-toters is that CSI, while fascinating to watch, is an incredibly inaccurate look at actual forensics.

      Our forensics guys here sit in a room down the hall most of the time, and as the person above pointed out, they don't order people around, they don't interrogate, etc.

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    3. Re:Only One Good CSI by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      I agree totally. I'm a big fan of the original CSI, but Caruso really ruins Miami for me (I wasn't really a fan of Emily Procter, but she's hot so I eventually warmed up to her.. or maybe they changed her character enough to suit me). I've only seen one or two CSI: NY so I can't really form an opinion on it, but from what I've seen I like it better than Miami.

      Showcase (a Canadian channel) has some really funny CSI commercials where regular people solve regular mysteries, like "who kicked the photocopier". Showcase has 2 eps back to back every weekday, they always show the commercials during that time.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the original CSI's wear firearms. When I saw that they had firearms in Miami I almost started laughing (or was it crying?).

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    4. Re:Only One Good CSI by vancera · · Score: 1

      The whole thing about CSI techs with arms, and questioning suspects pushed my buttons. Also, how each CSI tech is some amazing jack of all trades bugs me. None of the CSIs are must watch TV for me. The only episode I ever watched all the way thru had them recovering a formatted hard drive with some kind of GUI utility that looked just as real as the computers in the movie "hackers". I'll be impressed when I see someone spend hours laboring over a boring blue Diskedit screen, painstakingly stitching toghether raw hex.

    5. Re:Only One Good CSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unless the surface is shiny metal, plastic, or glass, they are not going to recover fingerprints from it. Cops don't magically pull fingerprints off wood or paper, and in the case of a bad cheque, they wouldn't even bother if they could.

    6. Re:Only One Good CSI by achacha · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with you, I often watch crime drama shows (worst offender is Cold Case Files, not the A&E one), where people just confess everything at the end. I am sitting there thinking... "what a dumbass, just lawyer up, they don't have a case against you, not until you open your big mouth and give them something to use against you in a court of law..." :)

    7. Re:Only One Good CSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original CSIs don't wear firearms, don't make arrests, and usually don't question the suspects. There is always an officer present for these tasks, the guy named Brass who's pretty useless otherwise, but does carry a weapon and a badge.

    8. Re:Only One Good CSI by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the real Miami CSI office is located in the police building and the CSIs are all full officers.

    9. Re:Only One Good CSI by babbage · · Score: 1
      I can't stand David Caruso from the Miami show

      Oh good, it's not just me.

      Seriously, his acting is so bad, it makes William Shatner and Keanu Reeves look like somone on a par with Lawrence Olivier.

      I loved Caruso in Hudson Hawk -- it is, in spite of the bad reputation, a really witty, fun movie -- but now that I see CSI:Miami, it occurs to me that the best part of Caruso's "Hudson Hawk" role is that they didn't let him say any of his lines out loud. Every time he had something to say, he'd hand another character a business card that had his line printed on it. In the context of "Hudson Hawk", this was cute & funny; in the context of his CSI work, this looks like a desperate attempt by the producers of HH to get this bumbler to shut up and save their film.

      In hindsight, it was a brilliant move on their part -- some actors just shouldn't be allowed to speak their lines out loud...

    10. Re:Only One Good CSI by identity0 · · Score: 1

      You mean like in this comic, eh?

      On a serious note, I hated what little I saw of the original CSI because the characters were too typical of Bruckheimer - so much posturing and bad acting, like a football team with microscopes. That, and the fact that so much of actual investigations are simplified for the sake of (poor) plot and character development, turned me off the show. I doubt most investigations are as short as is depicted on the show, where they solve a case in a few days.

      It could be that my standards were too high going into it, though. I'd seen a lot better forensic investigation shows on other channels like Discovery and TLC.

      If you want a really good forensics show, go watch The New Detectives or The FBI Files on Discovery channel. They're documentary-type shows where they reenact actual investigations, so they're quite accurate. They focus totally on the investigation, with none of the annoying posturing like the CSI guys because they have a new cast for each episode. Plus, they don't pretend that it all happens in a day and the forensics guys do everything, they depict the team effort and time required to actually build up a case that can stand up in court. If you have time, check it out - I thik they're on saturdays and tuesdays.

    11. Re:Only One Good CSI by TykeClone · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:Only One Good CSI by boinger · · Score: 1

      You are very wrong about this.

      I used to date a cop (this was like 6 years ago, too) and she was the first in her department to be sent off to learn about extracting fingerprints from *cloth*.

      She showed me the materials for the class, even.

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    13. Re:Only One Good CSI by wilbur62 · · Score: 1

      the Caruso character is ordering police officers around all the time, which he says never happens.

      actually, Caruso is a LT. who heads the CSI department, I think.

    14. Re:Only One Good CSI by garberian · · Score: 0

      Being a bank teller for about 4 years, I have seen my share of forged checks/bills. The teller told her not to handle the check too much because thats what s/he was told, by the Secret Service/bank security folks. Whenever we get a counterfeit bill (even a $1) we have mounds of paperwork to fill out, and then we send everything directly to the SS. With forged checks, it usually goes first to bank security, and they often send it on to the SS. Either way, fingerprints are taken from the bills and checks, so not handling them is a good idea, not because they will suspect you (they won't) but because it could make catching the real theif easier.

    15. Re:Only One Good CSI by BRock97 · · Score: 1

      "With forged checks, it usually goes first to bank security..."

      I would agree, but in the case of my friend, she was given the check back and told there was nothing the bank could do. The really humorous part was that the people with the stolen check returned to where she works and tried again. This time, she called the police and they didn't show up for another 40 minutes. In the mean time, the "bad guys" got away. Guess it was their day.....

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    16. Re:Only One Good CSI by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Well, if he's gonna bitch about CSI Miami, he should at least get it right. David Caruso plays a Lieutenant, so he's a ranking police officer as well as being a CSI. Hence the respect shown to him. All the CSIs in his lab are experienced police officers or detectives.

      CSI Miami is quite different to the original CSI set in Las Vegas. The Miami CSIs are cops, not just forensic scientists or lab techs. If you're looking for forensics techs, those are the guys and girls who work exclusively in the labs, who do appear on the show.

      I think people are getting their panties in a bunch for no reason. The TV shows aren't about forensics people as such, they're about cops. These are cop shows, with some forensics thrown in!

  48. Time compression by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    I have two beefs. 1. Time compression. No you can't do most of those tests that quickly or, even, that accurately. 2. Junk Science. A lot of what they show is just not there yet (or is just plain discredited. See: determining race from bone structure), especially some of the forensic anthropology techniques. All and all, anything that displays what science can do (esp good things) is never all bad! I am in the middle of National Geography Awareness Week. Interfacing with kids about world music (this year's theme) and such might not seem like science to most, but it opens their eyes to what is possible in academia and, in a way, in science.

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  49. Arrests... interviews...?? by dostert · · Score: 1

    I personally can't stand CSI. Between the forensic experts interviewing witnesses, making arrests, and being uber-cops, I tend to just get mad. I saw only two or three episodes. After the guy took a plastic pool, a model boat, and a table fan and used it to predict where a boat drifted... I just couldn't stand to watch anymore. Watched my first episode of Crossing Jordan the other day. That seemed a bit more accurate. There seem to be many other geeky-type quality shows. "House" last night looked like it might end up being interesting as well. Even Law and Order seems more realistic to me than CSI.

  50. CSI by Exter-C · · Score: 1

    The biggest issue with CSI is that it is so unbelivable it may as well be a comedy. If you watch the show as a comedy its rather amusinc realising that the guy can see gun powder residue on a towel at 200meters always amazes me.

    Maybe its the cool computer animations that accelerate his eyesight.. maybe the xfiles can investigate the guys eyesite as another conspiracy.

  51. Convoluted, repetitive clap-trap by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    I watched the show twice. The first time, it was kind of cool, the second it was glaringly apparent that the show would always be some convoluted mystery.

    As for the science, people would be better off watching The New Dectives/Cold Case Files/FBI Files/etc if they want to learn about the science of forensics.

    As for Law & Order, the original - that show rocks, I have been watching it since day 1.

  52. Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, New Detectives... by ibpooks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I prefer the "real" forensic science shows on Discovery, TLC, and A&E. They tend to focus more on the hard work and real science involved in the forensic process than in the neat-hour-long drama. These shows usually have interviews with the actual detectives and scientists who work cases which I find interesting. CSI is boring; heavy on the drama, light on the science.

  53. Follies and dollies.... by Kent+Brewster · · Score: 1

    I cringe whenever the hi-tech forensics teams come onstage ... IP addresses that start with 400, magic trace-back of e-mail to physical locations, and (of course) those 320-by-200 pixel security cameras that can zoom in tightly enough to grab the reflection of the suspect's face off the victim's cornea really make my teeth itch. (And then there are those red-hot CSIs and coroners who wear low-cut tank tops while gathering evidence ... but that's all totally real, right?)

  54. Smarmy lawyers by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

    Hey, I resemble that remark!

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  55. Stupid cinematics!! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Informative

    I love watching CSI as it is one of the more interesting crime shows, as well as the fact that it puts "science" in a more exciting role than "mad scientist", or crazy experiments.

    However, the one thing that bothers me the most about the show above all others, is the fact that they like to do autopsies in the dark. They have the autopsy theatre in the basement with no lights on except for a dim bulb hanging over the body. How do they expect to see any markings on the body that way?

    When I used to work as a researcher doing autopsies, we had a insanely bright room with white walls and lights that were brighter than the sun. Also, over the body we had a giant fume hood to take the smell away. And for forensic autopsies (which I have only observed), they usually have hoses washing over the bodies to keep the maggots from climbing over the area you are trying to examine.

    Other than that, I love the show.

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    1. Re:Stupid cinematics!! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      However, the one thing that bothers me the most about the show above all others, is the fact that they like to do autopsies in the dark.

      Have you noticed they do EVERYTHING in the dark? Unless they are outside in an open field at 12 noon on a sunny day, it's dark. Of course the casinos in LV are dark, but any house they need to go into has all the lights off with dark curtains closed.

      Their offices are dark, interrogation rooms are dark, everything dark!

  56. Well, its really 3 different shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Original - Good, data driven to get to answer. Cops in control when taking down a suspect, CSI guys carry, but seldom pull out guns.

    Miami - Seems more like CSI with a 70's cop show worked in. Very different from original in flavor and how it works. The CSI guys draw their guns all the time and direct the cops in the field. I don't watch this one much.

    NY - Haven't had a chance to review.

  57. We can only hope. by isaac · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions...

    We can only hope. A key lesson I took away from law school is that the unreliability of eyewitness testimony and the relatively high rate of coerced and/or false confessions present huge problems to the fair administration of criminal justice. Most of the cases of people exonerated by DNA evidence after serving years in prison were originally put away on faulty eyewitness testimony or coerced confessions.

    Of course prosecutors don't like forensic technology! Their job isn't to be fair, it's to convict at all costs. (Doesn't matter if it's the wrong person, as long as *someone* was convicted of the crime.)

    -Isaac

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  58. CSI discussed on NPR's All Things Considered by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Informative

    Back in May of this year, NPR did a story on the popularity of CSI, and how the show compares to the way investigations are carried out in reality. The differences are pretty stark, but the excuse is that reality doesn't make for a gripping crime drama.

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  59. Get Sequestered For A Year. by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 1

    Get sequestered for a year, then tell me how good you feel about the prosecution.

    It's easy to criticize someone else for not doing what you think you would do.

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  60. Scooby Doo, Where Are You? by Mattantaliss · · Score: 1

    i've seen an episode or two, and the show seems to be not much more than a glitzed up version of scooby doo.

    1. Re:Scooby Doo, Where Are You? by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      Don't knock Scooby Do - at least the old ones.

      It was the ultimate pro-rational show, since every seemingly paranormal phenomenom turned out to have a prosaic explanation, except, of course, for the addition of Scrappy Do.

    2. Re:Scooby Doo, Where Are You? by Mattantaliss · · Score: 1

      not knocking scooby doo... i love that show (old school scooby, of course). i'm knocking the fact that csi isn't much more realistic than scooby doo.

  61. ESP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first time I watched the show I thought it was about psychic detectives. It wasn't until later that I realized they didn't have any special powers.
    The show is so fake that it makes me sick at times. Unfortunately my wife loves it and I end up watching it more than I would otherwise (read: at all).

  62. Reasonable Doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not about believing evidence, it's about having reasonable doubt.

  63. Heh, take that lawyers by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    Lawyers must be about to go through what us PC techs have been going through for years:

    Lawyer: And here we have security camera photos of the man entering...yes?
    Juror #2: Did you find any hair samples from him on the premisis?
    Lawyer: Um...No...Seeing as we have photographic proof, we didn't really feel...
    Juror #2: What about mud from his shoes? Can it be traced back to mud from the suspects garden using spectral analysis of the chemical compounds?
    Lawyer: What the hell are you talking about? You can see him on the video tape right here!
    Juror #2: Yeah, but how do you know he was really there?

    In the tech support world, this same exchange goes something like this: Tech: Looks like your hard drive has crashed. We'll have to replace it, and...yes?
    Guy Who Watches Too Much TechTV: Are you sure it couldn't be the video card?
    Tech: No, it's the hard drive. You hear that clanking? That's the sound of a spindle dying a slow death.
    GWWTMTTV: What about if we tried to run WindowsUpdate? Maybe SP2 will have some hidden fix that Microsoft doesn't document?

  64. four spinoffs by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    I wonder, how do Slashdot readers feel about the show, and its two spinoffs?

    I count at leat 4 spinoffs:

    CSI: Caruso

    CSI: NY

    NCIS (yea, it's pilot was an episode of JAG, but the show clearly has a CSI driven approach to it's stories and production)

    CSI: NBC (aka Medical Investigation)

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  65. Consistantly Incorrect Science by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    What bothers me about the CSI show is that they consistantly screw up scientific facts they are presenting. I can deal with simplification for the TV audience but things like giving acceleration as a velocity and occasionaly downright false statements about DNA or chemistry isn't right.

    I really love the show but it would only take one guy with an undergrad in science to watch the show and correct the bad impressions they send.

    On a more subtle level the show does give the impression that many of the types of evidence are completly relibale, e.g. fingerprints when new scientific evidence is actually showing they occasionally lead to incorrect results.

    Also, I don't like the fact that they always seem to critisize sexually deviant communities they investigate. I appreciate the titalation factor in investigating wifeswapping or other subcultures. However, I dislike the fact that they often seem to critisize the culture in these areas (of course none of the CSIs do this) while they don't take a similar attitude with churchgoing or other 'normal' activities.

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  66. Perry Mason Syndrome by Jerrry · · Score: 1

    Many CSI episodes end when the suspect confesses under wilting questioning by the CSIs, just like in most (all?) Perry Mason episodes.

    I doubt this happens that much in real life.

  67. For those of us that don't get to see CSI on TV by rzymek · · Score: 1

    because are not living in the US, here is a way to see this great show: http://69.50.168.139/sn2/list_torrents/88.html

  68. Perspective of Reality by slashfun · · Score: 1

    The trend in TV/Movies is to show violence and how seemingly 'normal' violence is and then gloss over the consequences of committing crime. In fact, consequences of criminal actions portrayed by Hollywood are minimalized at every turn. You punch somebody in the movies, you are cool; after all, it didn't seriously hurt the guy. He got back up and five minutes later didn't even have a bruise. In reality you assault someone and the damage doesn't go away for several days/weeks/months, you get arrested and if convicted go to jail, usually as a felon. After you serve your time and get out the consequences continue. You can't vote the rest of your life, can't own a gun, will certainly be barred from certain occupations, and will have a hard time with employment and anything else where background checks are used. So taking that into context, I think it's kind of cool to see a show that flips that scene around, and makes it look like slick geeks with microscopes can track your ass down (easily) and let consequences run their course.

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  69. much simpler proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask a married couple for the story of how they met. I've yet to find one where both partners agree on even the major details.

    "Ah, yes, I remember it well"

  70. I like the show by kingj02 · · Score: 1

    I like the show (except the closeups of dead bodies), but it's just entertainment--not education. I don't know enough about the science in the show to be offended when they present theory, out dated or just plain wrong info as fact. Anyone who goes into forensics b/c they think it's like the show will quickly drop out. And yeah, there's enough stupid people that believe everything they see on TV that a jury could be contaiminated--but they'll probably get really confused when the case isn't over in an hour.

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  71. Good by saddino · · Score: 5, Interesting

    worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts

    Eyewitness accounts are notoriously innacurate and misleading. A number of studies have found that people who witness criminal situations (and hence are under stress) cannot remember (and can even "invent" specifics about) the incidents.

    or even outright confessions,

    Confessions are also not reliable. Once again, under stress, an individual can be suggested to confess to thing he or she has not done (which is why you should take advantage of your rights and stay silent until your lawyer is present). A number of the cases that have recently been overturned by DNA evidence involved confessions. Yet years later we can prove these people are innocent.

    If these CSI-educated juries are prone to be more cautious in making decisions about guilt, then IMO it's probably a good thing.

    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confessions are also not reliable.

      I don't know how it is elsewhere, but here in Illinois the cops have a tradition of beating confessions out of people, especially around Chicago in Cook and DuPage counties. There was a Chicago cop named Burge who was a master of this.

      Eyewitness accounts, as a few have pointed out, are pretty much useless except in certain circumstances.

      Unfortunately, the scientific evidence isn't much better. We had a woman in our state crime lab who was at best completely incompetent. At worst she was a perjuring criminal who should be in prison now. She routinely ignored exculpatory evidence, and tried to slant her stories to favor the prosecution. This really isn't uncommon.

      There's also the tendency of the lab rats to use pseudo-science to help make a case. The Chicago Tribune had a very good series on this recently.

      As I said, I have no idea how it is elsewhere, but in Illinois we have a word for an innocent accused of a crime who expects to be exonerated because he's innocent. Dumbass!

  72. Makes experts out of everyone by exception0 · · Score: 1

    I think that while it has stimulated the interest in forensics and the like, there are two major problems that help to explain the lawyers' fear of a jury demanding forensics. 1. The cases that CSI handles are the cases that require forensic evidence to prove or overturn, and the fact that these are the only cases that many people are exposed to presents a skewed perspective on the usefulness of forensics. Sure forensics can help to determine just what the hell happened to the burned body found by joggers, but if there are multiple, credible eyewitnesses, you really don't need to swab the fingers and spend half an hour over a microscope to solve the crime. 2. This highlighting of one aspect of how our criminal justice system works puts into perspective just how little the average American knows about the criminal justice system, and how much influence television can have on the believed expertise of that American. They believe that just because they watch a tv show, they are experts on the legal system, and I'm sure this isn't just limited to CSI, as I would bet a large amount of money on the theory that more than once an individual's defense or objection to a courtroom occurence was based on something they saw on Law & Order. While I hate to say it, and I'm afraid hell will freeze over if it ever comes into being, CSI: Law&Order may be what's needed to put into perspective the different facets of law enforcement, from the cops on the street, to the forensics experts, to the judge and lawyers in the courtroom.

  73. I think I saw 10 seconds of an episode once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since then, I've written a letter a week to CBS demanding my 10 seconds back. All they've sent me so far is a CSI lunchbox.

    On the bright side, the thermos has a picture of William L. Petersen in a speedo.

  74. Eyewitness testimony by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    "Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car."

    Eyewitness testimony should be backed up with evidence when you're trying to send someone to prison.

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  75. pure fantasy for entertainment purposes by KillerCow · · Score: 1

    The show is nice in that it portrays a group of scientists as the main protagonists, but most of the "science" that is shown is absolute junk. How many times have they "enhanced" something that realistically couldn't be enhanced. Sometimes I laugh out loud at it.

    I also take issue with how the treatment of the "facts" presented by the evidence is apparently for people with very short attention spans. One moment, they can be absolutely certain that things happened a certain way, five minutes later it's a different way, then fifteen minutes later, it's something else that is the complete opposite of the original certainty. The show always seems to take a rigid interpretation of the evidence which they find, which leads to jumping to conclusions.

    The show is fun to watch as long as you don't try to think for yourself. I believe that that is referred to as the suspension of disbelief. It's pure fantasy for entertainment purposes.

    prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI. But of course, in the real world, you don't get a test like that in mere seconds - or without spending a substantial amount of money. So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you

    That's A Good Thing(tm) in my opinion. There have been numerous studies showing how eye-witness testimony is unreliable. From identifications from photo line-ups, to the simple relaying of events which occurred. Convicting someone based entirely on circumstantial evidence and an eye-witness identification is a questionable practise.

  76. CSI bad for Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing bad for science are idiots who think everything in a television programme must be real. If expectations are based on the fiction of TV, than you have bigger problems than jury trials.

  77. Been there by FiReaNGeL · · Score: 1

    National TV sometimes come into our lab to interview researchers about health concerns, etc... Invariably, the cameraman insists to film us doing stupid stuff totally unrelated to actual science, because it looks 'scientific'. Pipetting colored solutions (bonus points if you have a big flame nearby), racking tips, checking plates (with no bacteria on them), etc. It is extremely annoying, but I guess it reflects how the public view science... fancy looking stuff they don't understand. So no, I don't think this kind of TV program is good to increase the public's scientific knowledge. But it's not their goal anyway... it's entertainment. I hope.

    1. Re:Been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I love the coloured solutions on chemist and biochemist bences on tv.

      I can count on my hands the total number of coloured solutions on our benches in our labs - but hey, at least they usually use Schott bottles to put them in :)

  78. Prime Time Television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally lacks any sence of plausable reality...

    including CSI

  79. I'd leave CSI alone by deft · · Score: 1

    Maybe focus your scientific whining or shows like Joan of Arcadia.

    You are picking the worst example to attack... CSI does a relatively good job of representing the basic gist of some technologies without sounding like a manual, and still managing to entertain. Thats what a TV show does, and if it inspires, that's good.

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  80. My family believes it as gospel truth by francisew · · Score: 1

    I'm an analytical chemist. I do stuff that is among the top of what science can do for detection and analysis of chemicals. A lot of what goes on in CSI is possible, but not given a real caseload. It would take months or years to complete the studies that they demonstrate being completed in hours.

    It must be nice to be able to plant the evidence, and choose the technique for analyzing it, so that the plot can be flushed out. Too bad real life doesn't permit that (ok, in some cases of corruption, investigators also do this... but I'm speaking generally ;).

    My brother watches CSI, and tells me about how the police can now catch people so easily. He thinks that forensics labs everywhere are equipped for doing any test conceivable.

    While it's nice that CSI promotes usefulness of science and technology, it's definitely giving people a very misleading idea of the state of our techniques. In reality very little of what is shown could be done so quickly.

    I can only imagine how angry people must be when a crime is committed against them, and they find out that the only analysis most police will do is take a statement. I'd love to see much higher technology involved, but chances are strong that forensics as CSI portrays will never touch most of our lives.

    1. Re:My family believes it as gospel truth by Koatdus · · Score: 1
      I can only imagine how angry people must be when a crime is committed against them, and they find out that the only analysis most police will do is take a statement.


      Over the years I have had 2 cars broken into and one stolen. The first break in the cop took a statement and started to leave. I asked him if he was going to take finger prints or anything so he got out the finger print dust. I don't think that he had ever done it before as he got more dust on the floor and on him then on the dash and never did find a fingerprint. (not even mine)

      The second time, they found my car in another city and wanted me to pay the towing charge and the impound charge and were not even interested in solving the crime. In fact they weren't even going to give my car back unless I paid them several hundred dollars. BASTARDS!

      The third time I called the cops and got a message that they could not come investigate but that I should leave my report at the beep. ( I shit you not... this was in Portland OR. about 5 years ago.)
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  81. University of Tennessee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I go there. I don't study anthropology for grad school but I know some who do. But so many kids want to be forensic anthropologists because of Bill Bass and the Body Farm that they have to tell them the cold hard facts: There are no jobs in the real world. Tennessee has less than 20 state forensic anthropologists working at any one time in a population of 5+ million. UT now trains cops to do the work at a summer academy. Academics do the research and develop the techniques and the cops implement them.

  82. They should demand hard evidence by ACNiel · · Score: 1

    Confessions can be, and are, coerced. People trying to protect a loved one often confess with little or no prodding. More simple people, or people not used to the system, can be bullied into confessing to crimes they aren't guilty of, whether they are completely innocent, or just guilty of a lesser crime.

    Eyewitnesses are very rarely accurate or dependable. A lot of investigators have been quoted as saying they hate more than 1 eye witness. Not that 1 eyewitness is better, but they only get 1 story.

    It is really hard to defend yourself against something you didn't do, when there is no real evidence to support or refute. I can not prove that I did not do something. I might be able to prove I wasn't there, or that the crime would have been tremendously hard for me to have comitted, but I can't prove I did not do it.

    If I can be convicted with no real evidence against me, which I can be, what is going to stop corrupt cops from destroying evidence that doesn't support their case.

  83. [Entertainment] for morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Network TV - you can always count on us..... TO SCREW IT UP!"

    Well I guess that's why they call it...ENTERTAINMENT!!

  84. It fools with juries in other ways too... by sH4RD · · Score: 1

    I must say I don't really like the show, mostly because it is set in "modern times", and yet they can blow up an image 150x and "enhance" it so its crisp as day. Now, I think I need to be calling Adobe and asking them why MY Photoshop didn't come with that feature. Not only does it have preposterous technology, but the show strings viewers along as if they were stupid. With this mass technology it would cause juries to overestimate our capabilities.

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  85. Ouch by ChodeMonkey · · Score: 1

    Ohhhh that show is so painful to watch. The diaglog is painfully painfull to listen to. The science is dumbed down to such a painfully painfully painful level that it too becomes painful. I think I'm in pain just thinking about it.

    Arrrrrgggggg!!!!!

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  86. It's good fiction, but by scaaven · · Score: 1

    I think the worst part in these shows is when the computer geek in lab enhances the hell out of a grainy surveillance tape. In some cases, he can even do a 3d rotate (ala Matrix) from a single video camera. I do image processing for a medical device company, and one day the CFO came up to me and said he was a fan of Law & Order and he wondered if it was possible to "enhance" the image like they do on TV. No. No. No. You can't grab a license plate 50 feet away from a wide-angle shot on a grainy 100x100 pixel area...

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    1. Re:It's good fiction, but by zmollusc · · Score: 0

      Yeah! That's what annoys me too! I wish i had read this before posting my sarcasm, but i had already launched into rant mode.

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  87. jumped the shark by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    1) Eyewitness testimony and confessions are close to the top of the list of unreliable evidence.

    Memory is not a photograph; it is a fluid image that is constantly being rewritten. If the eyewitness contradicts the physical evidence, I'd go with the physical evidence. If the eyewitness is the only evidence, then the case is probably being put in front of a jury for political reasons.

    If I was on a jury, a confession would almost guarantee my vote to acquit. Why a confession but not a guilty plea? Basically cops and prosecutors have proven time and time again they should not be trusted.

    2) I was really into CSI up til episode where the cheerleader smoked a joint and became a cannibal. Not a ritualized murder or Dahmer-like serial killing, but just some girl going all werewolf on somebody and tearing them apart with her teeth. Because she smoked a joint.

    Forensic science is cool and all, but folks who get into it because of CSI make good scientists like folks to med school after watching Scrubs make good doctors.

    Geek quotient: Poseur

    1. Re:jumped the shark by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Informative

      IIRC, the dube was spiked with dust.

      I have seen people do really weird stuf on dust.

      No cannibalism, though...

  88. The Jury.... by Agarwaen+The+Tired · · Score: 1

    I doubt this will have any real effect good or bad on our Judicial system. The jury members must be agreed upon by both the prosecutors and defendents lawyers. As a result, any person choosen as a jury member will be someone BOTH sides think can be PERSUADED with their ARGUEMENTS. Evidence has NO place in the courtroom because if a potential jurer makes a decision based ONLY on the evidence then one side would see that the evidence is against him and not allow that person on the jury. ANY jury trial is decided COMPLETELY by the skill of lawyers. This is the very fundamental flaw in our Court Systems.

  89. Been there done that, but this is entertainment by DnemoniX · · Score: 1

    I think CSI is good, it gives people a chance to see another side to crime solving. In the course of my work I have been called in by local law enforcement agencies to perform forensic work with computers. This is an area the show completely misrepresents. They show the investigators just sitting down and start digging through the target system. Not so much! There is a lot of work that must be done to prevent damaging any evidence. I wish they would go into more detail with this angle like they do with blood work on the show. I will be lecturing at a nearby university in December on computer forensics, and they are developing a course on the subject for next fall. I am also working on a Gentoo based foresic toolkit if anyone is interested.

  90. Eye witness accounts are mostly false by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

    I'm for anything that convinces a jury to be skeptical of an eyewitness account as they *are* notoriously unreliable.

    When my wife (then girlfriend) and I were undergrads, she used me as an experiment for one of her classes (she majored in criminal investigative psychology). She had me walk through one of her classes unannounced and nonchalantly, then, after I had left, asked the rest of the class to write down a description of me.

    Of the 40 or 50 or so students in the class, most weren't even in the ballpark (in a huge blow to my masculinity, some didn't even get the sex right!) and only a very few would have been usable descriptions. So, anything that makes them understand how useless they are is a good thing.

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    1. Re:Eye witness accounts are mostly false by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      I think every class in every university (and some in high school) over the past five decades has done that experiment.

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    2. Re:Eye witness accounts are mostly false by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

      You're probably right, which just proves the point even more, since they all have the same results.

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  91. Good for Science? Wrong Question! by NReitzel · · Score: 1
    Asking whether or not CSI is good for science is kind of missing the forest for the trees. With the onslaught of programs like "Crop Circles, the Real Story" and "UFO Cases" and "Bible Secrets" filling up nearly every available slot on dramatic TV, how can a program based on rationality possibly not be good for science? Giveth me a break. For all it's warts, and it has many, at least it's a program about deducing truth from objective evidence, and not about "How Can we Best Spin this Murder."

    Of course it's good for science.

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  92. Maybe if they get the science correct by hubie · · Score: 2
    I don't watch the show much, but one snippet I caught involved someone who fell out of a window (was it murder? was it suicide? hmmmm..). A couple of the CSI guys were talking about the fall and one wondered how long it took for the body to hit the ground. The other says, "Well, considering that terminal velocity is 9.8 meters per second per second, it took about three seconds."

    When you hear something like that, how am I supposed to buy into the biochem stuff (an area I am not too familiar with) they toss around?

    1. Re:Maybe if they get the science correct by AnotherShep · · Score: 1

      It was falling from a construction site, actually. I had a serious WTF moment about that a week ago or so. I still enjoy the show, though.

    2. Re:Maybe if they get the science correct by hubie · · Score: 1
      You are correct (something about electrocution if I remember correctly). Now what bothers me is that, is it true that if you take lots of iron in your diet that your blood becomes conductive (or at least much more than it normally is)? It doesn't seem believable to me. In that particular show, to prove their point, they did the electric pickle experiment (running a current through a pickle and watching it light up), which works because of the salt and acid in the pickle and not anything to do with iron and conductivity.

      My wife sometimes gets annoyed with me when I analyze TV shows too much, but I guess that is the whole point of this /. post. If you're going to do it, don't try to fake it and just do it correct. How much would it really cost to have a chemist, biologist and a physicist used as part-time script consultants? Heck, they can even use grad students if they want to do it cheap. On the other hand, there is probably a unionized pay scale for consultants, so maybe it wouldn't be cheap.

  93. What about "science is boring" by John+Whorfin · · Score: 1

    My issue with shows like CSI and even Crossing Jordan is that they make everything look so slick and cool. Like the "programmer" in Swordfish.

    Reality just ain't like that.

  94. CS What? by grossinm · · Score: 1

    What the hell is CSI?

    1. Re:CS What? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Crotch Sniffing Invalids.

      Where do you live, in a C.A.V.E ?

    2. Re:CS What? by Ponderoid · · Score: 1

      Can't Stand Idiots.

    3. Re:CS What? by lhaeh · · Score: 1

      playing Counter Strike Instead

  95. No Need to throw Insults by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

    I protest the bias against "smarmy lawyers."

    Lawyers put criminals in jail far more often than the guilty go free.

    Lawyers make the law more clear. Things can be simple or fair but not both.

    Lawyers help you navigate complex deals, interract with the diverse laws of states and nations, and can keep your rights from being overrun by the RIAA.

    If, after all that you still dislike them, then the next time you're in jail - call your doctor.

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    1. Re:No Need to throw Insults by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Lawyers make the law more clear. Things can be simple or fair but not both.


      Lawyers help you navigate complex deals, interract with the diverse laws of states and nations, and can keep your rights from being overrun by the RIAA.


      Nicely worded, counselor. That neatly sidesteps the fact that lawyers were the ones who got the laws made so complex that noone but a lawyer can understand it. Convenient. I suppose it all depends on what your definition of 'is' is, or something similar.

    2. Re:No Need to throw Insults by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      "That neatly sidesteps the fact that lawyers were the ones who got the laws made so complex that noone but a lawyer can understand it."

      Lawyers are a small portion of the population, and they don't work for free. Someone paid the lawyer that wrote the law that you feel is too complex. Blame them.

      Seriously, Until I actually learned the tax code I too felt that things were unreasonably complex. Then I learned exactly what capital gains tax was, why we need it, and how it alone accounts for about 2/3 of the text in the Federal Income Tax law.

      If you buy a house, and 10 years later sell it at a large profit, your income for that ONE year will be exceptionally high and you'll get launched into a higher bracket. It took you 10 years to make all that money, and anyone else taking 10 years to make that money would have paid a lower tax rate because it was spread out. So to make the rules more fair we recalculate income from this sale (a capital gain) at a lower rate. This makes it more complex, but more fair.

      The interest you pay on your home mortgage is tax deductible. We do this because, while you did earn income that year, some of it went into maintaining a place to live so it's not really any gain on your part. This makes it more complex, but more fair.

      Children are expensive to raise, so we give you a dax deduction of $3050 each, and a tax credit that changes yearly. These kids will go on to make incomes and pay taxes too. This makes it more complex, but more fair.

      SO you see the theme here.... fair, complex, choose two.

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    3. Re:No Need to throw Insults by mvdw · · Score: 1
      The interest you pay on your home mortgage is tax deductible. We do this because, while you did earn income that year, some of it went into maintaining a place to live so it's not really any gain on your part. This makes it more complex, but more fair.

      Why should this item be tax deductible? Here in Australia, mortgage payments to your own home are not tax deductible, while payments to investment property loans are tax deductible. The reasoning is that the investment property is giving you an income, so the interest on the loan is an expense incurred in gaining that income. Your home is a lifestyle choice - you can choose to live in a big, expensive house, or a small, more modest one. Why should the person who lives the life of luxury be given any financial incentive to do so?

      As for capital gains tax, you don't pay capital gains tax here on any property you have lived in, since the primary reason for buying that property is assumed to not be profit. You will, however, pay capital gains tax on an investment property, but this will not be assessed as part of your "normal" income, as I understand it. I am not a tax consultant (nor lawyer), though, so could be wrong about this last bit.

    4. Re:No Need to throw Insults by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      The basis (sic) behind the tax deductibility of mortgage interest (and the tax exemp statuts of the first $250,000 gain on sale of a principle residence) is to encourage home ownership. Ownership is encouraged because it tends to create a society of people with a vested interest in their community and reduce transience - home owners vote more than renters for example.

      In addition, there is nothing that says the value of your property will increase even though you're making payments on your investment. If the value remains conastant, in the end when you've paid off your loan you have paid double what it's worth. This would be a loss, but rather than try to predict the market the system simply exempts the interest you pay. Thus assuming no market change your home is worth exactly the money you put into it, and that money you already earned and paid income tax upon.

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  96. This is a bad thing? by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions

    So prosecutors are worried that juries will not be ignorant and give them easy guilty pleas when the accused might be innocent.

    Instead, the juries will be more intelligent and demand a better level of proof. Of course prosecutors are against that, it forces them to actually do their job instead of BS and hide the facts. For the rest of use this sounds like a very good thing.

    Witnesses lie, confessions can be forced.

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  97. Grissom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I really want to know is when will Grissom finally get laid...

  98. CBS = All CSI, All the time! by TykeClone · · Score: 1

    When is CSI: San Andreas coming out? I hear that is a violent town and in need of some law enforcement!

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  99. It's to prevent crime.. by ryanmfw · · Score: 1

    See, they're trying to send a message. They want all of the stupid criminals out there to be deterred by forensic science's supposed capabilities. They aren't trying to be real, they're trying to protect YOU! :-)

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  100. eyewitness testimony actually is flimsy by farkinga · · Score: 1

    I don't watch the show. However, I have read some of the literature on eyewitness testimony and am convinced that eyewitness testimony can be easily manipulated by the manner in which the lawyer phrases the questions or other, subtler prompts. It doesn't matter how certain the witness is that their memory is accurate.

    The biggest name in this niche is Elizabeth Loftus, who has written at least one book on the topic: http://www.hup.harvard.edu/catalog/LOFEYE.html

    If a show like this can help to chance the public perception of the value of eyewitness testimony, so much the better.

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  101. where's the budget supposed to be coming from!?!? by jowaldo · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was dumb how they have plasma screens all over the place. Of course it is for the cool factor they have it on there. I eventually didn't pay attention to it much, but there was a CSI:Miami episode where they have a inmate cleaning the crime lab cuz of "budget cuts", who ends up destroying evidence. But then later in the show the main guy (who I can't stand so much I don't watch the show anymore) is drivin around in his Hummer, then goes back to his lab full of plasma screens for pointless reasons.

  102. Super Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need the software they have that makes 2d images 3 dimensional and gets reflections off of peoples eyeballs. I heard crossover is coming out with a plugin for it.

  103. Genuine Fractals 3.5 by mfh · · Score: 1

    There is a photoshop plugin that works with images for resizing and it seems to be really good. Genuine Fractals 3.5 seems like it would be able to zoom any picture without loss of data. I'm not sure, however, if any text data would be legible, however.

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    1. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Jerf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can wavelet and fractalate and vigourously wave your hands in the air until the lift you generate pulls you alongside a cruising 747, but you can not get more information than exists out of an image.

      Most zooming algorithms suck, compared to the true content of the image, which is why we can do much better with our eyes. We know that is a "car", so we don't interpolate, say, a tire with jaggy lines, we know it is round.

      But ultimately, take a fuzzy, off-true "3" and "5" and zoom out/blur enough, and there is no difference between the two, thus, no way to "backtrack" to the original image. There is a fundamental limit, and CSI routinely passes it.

      You can play with contrast and brightness and sometimes retrieve a number or something. But your human eyes are already as good as you can expect at extracting a "3" from an image with suitable brightness and contrast. If you can't already see it, no magic algorithm is going to help. (I'm confident in this case our brains are close enough to optimal on this problem that no significant improvement can be made, even in theory, on still images.)

    2. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by lakeland · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're 100% correct (of course). But try playing with some of the best software out there sometime.

      It is really amazing just how much information is in the low-res source file, encoded as slight changes in colour values. And the best software does an unbelieveable job of extracting that (making huge guesses along the way). Sure, the guesses do mean it will get it totally wrong occasionally and show things that were never there, but most of the time they're right.

    3. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      http://refocus-it.sourceforge.net/

    4. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But with enough information, you *can* generate the images (will be a lot) that could have come up with the captured image. Than run an algorithm over all the images, that narrows them down to the possible original images. Of course the quality of the algorithm is the key to success here...

    5. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by boomgopher · · Score: 1

      ...but you can not get more information than exists out of an image.

      True, but you can get some good results with poor-quality video:

      Video Orbits


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    6. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Mod up - if the example on that page is true - even if it only works on text, then that is the filter the CSI guys use all the time

    7. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by wili · · Score: 1

      While you are absolute correct that you can't extract more information from *an* image, you can reconstruct a high-resolution image from a *sequence of images*, assuming that you can correlate the camera. Just google "super-resolution". It's not particularly difficult to implement, but you can get some extremely fascinating results from a simple video camera sequence. Assuming that the camera motion is slow, it's no feat to reconstruct a 1Kx1K output still image from a 320x200 video footage.

    8. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Jerf · · Score: 1

      To all of you who said this, I'd like to point out this is why I said "one image".

      Even then, CSI doesn't get this right. I would expect that with this technology, only moving things could be interpolated, but of course the entire image from the non-moving camera jumps in resolution by a factor of 20x+...

    9. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by torokun · · Score: 1

      Well, you're right that the TV tech is bogus.

      But you're not strictly right when saying that "[i]f you can't already see it, no magic algorithm is going to help."

      There are a lot of times when an image is too dark, but the information is still in there. or the contrast is so minimal it's really hard to see, but there's a tiny but consistent difference along a line in the image. Edge detection, sharpening, wavelet stuff, can all help sometimes.

      The point is that there are cases in which these things can help you see a license plate that you couldn't see before.

    10. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. One of the first accidental discoveries I made regarding this was trying to get cool effects on an image of someone skateboarding. Take a picture of very dark black pants. You'd NEVER notice a seam running up and down their leg. Now if you simply invert the colours in the pic - boom - it's there as plain as day. You could practically count stitches.

    11. Re:Genuine Fractals 3.5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,
      actually you can recover more information from a low res-picture. A lot's of algorithms have been design. You can just make a quick search with super-resolution. The best Algo are using a top down approach. That mean that a set of prototype picture are used to "recreate" missing details.

      For general picture all you can get is a 2-4 time zoom in general. See :
      Image Hallucination with Primal Sketch Priors
      Jian Sun, Nan-Ning Zheng, Hai Tao, Heung-Yeung Shum
      The Institute of AI and Robotics, Xi'an Jiaotong University
      http://www.soe.ucsc.edu/~tao/ps/P03_50 .pdf

      For really specific application like face reconstitution, tremendous result can be achived :
      Resolution Enhancement of Facial Image Based on Topdown Learning
      Jeong-Seon Park, Seong-Whan Lee
      Center for Artificial Vision Research,Korea University
      http://delivery.acm.org/10.1145/990000 /982460/p59- park.pdf?key1=982460&key2=9871673901&coll=GUIDE&dl =GUIDE&CFID=26432598&CFTOKEN=72723530

      In general, there is no miracles : the more specific the algorithm is the best result you can get.

      Cheers
      Damien

  104. Shouldn't that be "Good for Criminals?" by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know if these "realistic" crime shows are inspiring budding young scientists, but it sure is educational for non-stupid criminals (and although there are few of those percentage-wise, it is a large absolute number).

    I sure have cleaned up my evidence-leaving ways, seeing all the good tips on these reality shows.

    Heck, if the witness-relocation program didn't keep moving me about, I'd be caught by now, for sure!

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    1. Re:Shouldn't that be "Good for Criminals?" by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Really smart criminals do white-collar crimes. The gains are bigger and the punishment is lesser. I mean, why steal $26 from an old lady's purse when you can steal $26 million?

      If you want to kill someone, do something creative like buy his company, drive it into the ground, and keep doing this until he kills himself.

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  105. Stated facts that are just plain wrong by SendBot · · Score: 1

    I only watched one show all the way through and while I appreciate the entertainment value, I was appalled at hearing something so wrong as "Terminal velocity is 9.8 meters per second squared"

    Maybe those kinds of mistakes aren't common with the show, but it gave me a very bad first impression.

  106. good for juries. by mushroom+blue · · Score: 1

    if the popularity of CSI and similar shows makes it harder for people to be convicted of crimes using only circumstantial evidence, then I'm all for it. more educated juries means less faulty convictions.

    perhaps watching a CSI marathon should be mandatory for jury duty? :)

  107. CSI creates unrealistic expectations by elainerd · · Score: 1

    This article at CSIFiles reminds me of what my criminal justice professors said. People watch CSI and then expect to be handled the same way when the police come to investigate.
    My professor (an excop) said that he knows officers now who are being asked to check for prints and DNA and bring in all the fancy gadgetry (which they don't have) to try to solve the crime. When the police cannot comply with these requests (due to time, money, resources) the victims feel that the police are not taking the crime seriously and are resentful.
    The issue is manpower and priority. Law enforcement does not have the time to look for the people who stole your bike and TV or urinated against your house when there are more serious crimes to be dealt with.
    Even high priority crimes will only receive the resource that a particular department has. Very few locales have a zillion dollar crimelab.

    .

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  108. Criminals by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am actually more interested in how many criminals are getting way better at hiding their tracks, like the woman in the article.

    Like most Slashdotters, I read a lot of fiction and watch a lot of movies. There is so much out there about how to do a crime, do it right, and do it without a trace, that I really wish law-enforcement agencies the best of luck--because they desperately need the best of luck.

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  109. More Junk Science (Rant) by Other+Than+That... · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I actually watched whichever flavor of CSI comes on on Monday this week. I kind of kicked myself for watching the whole thing - an hour I'll never have back and such. It's not just the junk science though, it's the amount of time and reasources that these people seem to have. Here's just a few things that happend that episode:

    • In order to determine the cause of death, the person performing the autopsy Cut off the victims head and boiled it. Nevermind that he might have, oh, I don't know, a family that might want to have a funeral. Nevermind that there are other ways of looking at wounds, even nifty 3d ones. It's like they're desparate to shock people with their radical "scientific" techniques.
    • They wanted to figure out the seating at a speed dating meet, so they created a 3d computer replica of the bar, and then animated the people walking around from table to table. This was practically the sims. I'm thinking a sketch on a peice of paper, or if you wanted to show it to someone, a blackboard, would have done just as nicely, not taken nearly as much time (not that this did on the show, of course), and cost a lot less.
    • In order to determine the murder weapon, a researcher created six or so 'head models' and hit each of them once with a tool, then measured it. He didn't measure the tool mind you, he had to create these huge clay things and then wack them with it to tell if was the same size. And they never explained where he got the potential weapons
    • The victim's car had been vandalized with acetone. They didn't just look up how long acetone took to evaporate, they went out, got a bunch of acetone and a car hood, and tried it out themselves.

    All that, and the characters are fairly annoying and shallow. Expecially the main guy and his one liners: "Speed kills". It's like a licensed game, you figure you've got the name, so why spend time on effort, in this case, writers.

    1. Re:More Junk Science (Rant) by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      CSI: Miami airs on Mondays. It's usually quite trashy, and IMHO, has less "science" than the original.

      Every once in a while, CSI investigates some strange mishap at a casino, with scantily clad women, a mob connection or two, and weirdoes. Generally, such casino night episodes are less satisfying intellectually than the more prosaic episodes.

      Every night is casino night down in Miami.

    2. Re:More Junk Science (Rant) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, well that is because it was an episode of the shitty CSI: Miami. not the pretty good original.

  110. That's what I don't like about it by TTK+Ciar · · Score: 1

    My wife likes the show, so I've seen a lot of half-episodes.

    What I don't like about it is that it depicts police as honest and hard-working, and our justice system as competently run and fair.

    Too many people are unable to differentiate between reality and fiction, so the popularity of this show is generating a lot of false faith in our system, which is chronically corrupt, incompetent, oppressive, and unfair.

    -- TTK

    1. Re:That's what I don't like about it by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      As someone who has been forced to see every CSI ever, the Vegas series does not portray the Police as honest, hard-working or fair. Nor does it portray the Justice System are fair, why there was a Judge who was ordering evidence to be thrown out.

      There's been cops leaving thier post, cops shooting civilians, court clerks killing suspects, cops gambling on duty, cops taking hookers home and so forth.

    2. Re:That's what I don't like about it by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Uh, you never caught on to a major long-running sub-plot called Ecklie and the Sheriff?

      The Sheriff wants a quick solution to anything that makes him look bad. He's an elected official, and he doesn't push for accuracy when it's more helpful to push for a quick conclusion.

      Ecklie is the day shift CSI administrator. (The series focuses on the activities of the night shift.) He sees his job as a career, not a calling, and even avoids research that may turn up exculpatory evidence.

    3. Re:That's what I don't like about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's been cops leaving thier post, cops shooting civilians, court clerks killing suspects, cops gambling on duty, cops taking hookers home and so forth.

      So CSI is actually a documentary, not stories of fiction? Maybe I'll watch it then!

    4. Re:That's what I don't like about it by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      I've got news for you. The legal system is not fair. The way it's designed, it's too difficult to get a conviction, and it's very frustrating for the police and the DAs involved.

      The police and the DAs have to cheat and lie if they want to make a conviction, not because they want to, but because they have to. That's simply the way the game is played. And that's the way those guys on the prosecution team get to keep their jobs and get promoted.

      For instance, you mentioned evidence being thrown out. Well, studies have proven that evidence thrown out do still affect the outcomes of trials. There was one study in particular where the mere mention of a confession would yield a conviction rate of 80% even when that confession was thrown out and even when that piece of evidence was really the only thing that would tell us they had the right suspect. Jurors are not stupid and not that docile, they're not going to release a potential murderer if they believe there is a confession they're not allowed to take into account. Would you?

      Often times, those confessions are nothing more than conjectures, responses to leading questions, and responses to "what if you were the killer, where would you hide the body?" scenarios. But usually, the jury doesn't know that. The evidence gets thrown out before the defense gets to challenge it. That's how the game is played. It's really not fair and really inefficient, but it's unfair for both sides of the table.

  111. Let me compare the end result by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    This will have the same effect on science as the dotcom boom did for the programmers of the world. Anytime you glamorize or show huge amounts of money (or any reward for that matter) without showing the nitty gritty of all the work, how grueling it really is, and the harsh realities of the profession, you will end up with clueless people who just want to be there for whatever it was that got them excited about it in the first place (the glamour, the money, whatever). This is why there are so many clueless programmers out there who can barely code HTML, and this is why the programming job market has been completely saturated.

    So I guess this kind of stuff is good, if you want to flood the science industry with the same kind of people who are just chasing after whatever false or misleading promises the show offers.

    But of course there are some beneficial effects, namely making us geeks sexier, which I'm always down for. Plus it gives people more appreciation for some of those jobs out there that nobody really knew about but were pretty cool.

    But if I had to choose either good or bad, I'd say in the long run this is bad, and will get worse the more popular the show gets and the longer it goes on.

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  112. Not so much by sokoban · · Score: 1

    You know, it is cool that people are getting into science because of these shows, but this does give people a little bit of a skewed view of science. Yes, there are some scientists with jobs that are really that interesting. Also, there are some very capable scientists out there. There even are a few geeky-science types that are as good looking and cool as the ones on TV. The fact of the matter, though is that most scientists are underpaid, underappreciated, overworked, and aren't out there doing groundbreaking work. Yes, I like science and am about to finish up a dual BS in Chemistry & Biology, but I'm doing this because I like it and am good at it. Going into any profession because it seems "cool" and exciting is a bad idea. All the glamour in the world can't make a job fun.

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  113. CSI: Too repetitive by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    1. Discover body. 2. Discover second body. 3. Gather puzzling evidence, begin to find suspects 4. Discover smarmy suspect who looks quilty 5. Discover other suspect or suspects who may be guilty but remain elusive. 6. In the third reel, exonerate smarmy suspect with additional evidence, and grab second suspect at a suspenseful moment. 7. Repeat three times a week. Profit. Oh God, where are the great cop shows like Crime Story???

  114. So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you? by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1


    Have only seen a few episodes but as a geek, I can say the geek chicks with their hint of kink would trivialize the science even if it weren't crap!

    The science can't be all bad though. The referenced time article says that criminals are improving their craft with knowledge gained via CSI time.
    As for jourors, as a scientist myself, am I not at a disadvantage if tried by a jury of my peers? I feel kind of cheated by society as it appears that fat dumb and lazy pays after all?

    It also appears that for a significant portion of the USA population, life is high school and TeeVee.

  115. Better geek shows... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    If anyone knows a producer let me know. I've got a great idea for an geek show that everyone would love. The show would be called Extreme Coders. It would be totally unique, at the beginning of each show a manager would come into the coders microscopic cubicle covered with Dilbert comics, old Coke cans, and roach fodder. The manager would ask for some type of outrageous project (e.g. fix all the security holes in Windows ASAP!). Then the coder would start to work... as the show progressed requirements would change, the system would crash, bugs would have to be chased down. You can see how exciting this could be...a nd then... but you ask, what's the extreme part? The entire show would be shot over the programer's shoulder, as if you, the viewer, were his XP coding partner reviewing his code. It's sure fire winner.

    The good news is that once Extreme Coders is successful, there is plenty of room for spin-offs. Extreme Coders: India would be the first spin-off.

  116. The Good 'Science' of CSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Most of the scientific feats on CSI are possible with the greatest discrepancy being the time frame. As a chemist, I wish there was one machine to which I could introduce samples and have instant indentification. In the real world, it takes several different machines and days to determine structure.

  117. Death Investigators by sjbe · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have another friend that can't stand the show on the grounds of how unrealistic it portraits criminal investigation. Being he was a prosecutor for numerous years, his main beef is that the CSI officers are never involved with the interrogation of the suspects and that the usually hand over their evidence to the investigating office. He then does all the foot work. He also says that the CSI folks don't carry firearms, but he concedes that might vary from office to office. He really dislikes the Miami show since the Caruso character is ordering police officers around all the time, which he says never happens.

    My wife is a pathologist and as part of her training she had to take a death investigators course. According to her, death investigators do nothing but gather evidence. No more, no less. Their job is not to solve the crime but to make sure all the evidence is recorded, catalogued, transported to the appropriate labs as needed, etc. They are not permitted (in general) to try to make conclusions from the data; that's the job of the detective assigned to the case. You are right that firearms are generally not carried, they definitely don't order the cops around and they certainly don't drive around in brand new Hummers!

    Apparently applications for forensic examiners & assistant positions are up something like 100X in the last few years. Like JAG, Law & Order, ER and a bunch of other shows, CSI glamorizes a job that really isn't all that glamorous. I don't think it's entirely a bad thing, we do need people in those jobs but it isn't exactly giving people realistic expectations.

    1. Re:Death Investigators by ryanmfw · · Score: 1
      Apparently applications for forensic examiners & assistant positions are up something like 100X in the last few years. Like JAG, Law & Order, ER and a bunch of other shows, CSI glamorizes a job that really isn't all that glamorous. I don't think it's entirely a bad thing, we do need people in those jobs but it isn't exactly giving people realistic expectations.

      Yes, that's a funny thing. I've noticed that a lot of young people these days want to become forensics experts or psychologists, because they think that it'll just be like CSI. How stupid can you be? I guess it's *because* not everyone knows how innacurate CSI is, but even if you apply a little critical thinking, you should come to that conclusion. So essentially, we'll be getting a bunch of *stupid* forensic examiners these next couple decades. Guess what you'll have to thank for that?

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    2. Re:Death Investigators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they really glamorize it. I see another reason I would not want the CSI job every week. For instance, I remember one episode where they found a body stuffed inside the cabinet of a video game. It was the smell that led them to it. Just imagine what a body will smell like after it has been dead for a while. I think I could find something else to do thank you very much.

      I do think that they might help prevent crime by helping to create the illusion that you will get caught every time.

    3. Re:Death Investigators by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      So essentially, we'll be getting a bunch of *stupid* forensic examiners these next couple decades. Guess what you'll have to thank for that?

      Nah, I don't think it will be problem. Unlike the dotcom boom, where any idiot who could use Frontpage could get a job and stock options, there isn't a rapidly growing demand for forensic experts. Steady growth, perhaps, but not a monster demand fuelled by dimwit venture capitalists.

      So, there's a finite number of jobs, but more applicants. That's okay. You might improve the top end of the talent pool a bit, and you can afford to throw away all the chaff.

      A lot of kids are very interested in basketball. Does that mean that the NBA is suddenly full of bad players? Nope--it means that the teams get to pick and choose.

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    4. Re:Death Investigators by magefile · · Score: 1

      Or increase it by creating the illusion that you know how to cover your tracks.

    5. Re:Death Investigators by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      So, MDs and PhDs gather evidince and some guy with a high-school education is suposed to interpret it? OK. Whatever.

      We both know that there is the way things are taught, and the way things are done. The two are often dissimilar.

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    6. Re:Death Investigators by ryanmfw · · Score: 1

      Heh, he demand could grow. You're probably right though.

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  118. It's entertainment stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeez, the show is developed for entertainment, not forensic accuracy. I don't think it's plausible to nail any particular science in the course of a situational drama.

  119. Where are the asians? by rikomatic · · Score: 1

    Honestly my main beef with the show is that there are no asian characters. Come ON, people! Are we expected to believe that all CSIs are white and african-american runway models? Where is the guy from New Delhi or Shanghai?

    Let's try and reflect the demographics of the profession.

    1. Re:Where are the asians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or Mexicans?

  120. Thank God juries disbelieve eyewitnesses by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    "...prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions..."

    Hey, that's great news. Do any cursory reading on eyewitnesses and you will find out how utterly untrustworthy eyeswitness accounts are. I think the only reason we have them are legal tradition, and the naive belief many people hold that eyewitness accounts are more reliable. As for confessions, they are easily coerced out of people in exchange for lighter sentencing, or to stop the beating, etc.

    Remember, prosecutors build careers out of delivering justice, i.e. finding a bad guy to scape goat. They really don't care wether or not that person actually is guilty. If someone confesses, or a decent eyewitness says "that's the man", no prosecutor will question it. That way it looks like they are doing their job and justice is served, as long as someone is punished for the crime.

    I'll take a jury that puts more stock in scientific evidence than someone's story anyday.

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  121. If I volunteer to do work for CSI... by zmollusc · · Score: 0

    can I have some of their image enhancement software? That stuff rocks! Well done the producers for keeping it real.

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  122. but stroking the face? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I agree wholeheartedly, those are indeed the best gloves. But when David Caruso strokes his face while wearing them, I cringe. I was trained in a Human Genetics lab, which means any contamination was a major headache, and we used nasty chemicals all the time. So he was either contaminating evidence, or giving himself cancer.

    1. Re:but stroking the face? by Belgand · · Score: 1

      What? You mean you never had a nice, long, rejuvenating bath in a dilute solution of Ethidium Bromide? It as good for the skin as it is for developing gels!

      Then again... I'll never, ever cringe as much as the day I saw my advisor mouth pipetting in my lab (molecular genetics lab, mutation and repair in S. cerevisiae). I thought that was only a story that they recited at the beginning of the semester is chem labs to scare impressionable young Freshmen.

    2. Re:but stroking the face? by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      That's the kind of thing that makes me cringe and I managed to avoid a lab completely during my microbiology class.

      But S. cerevisiae? Maybe he just figured he was getting enough into his system after work that a few more mutants wouldn't hurt...

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  123. heh by Zulu · · Score: 0

    CSI is Awesome. I love it to bits. I'm not as fond of the spin-offs.

  124. I like the show, but... by EFGearman · · Score: 1

    Having a friend who majored in this during part of his college education, it is more dramatic than accurate.

    Of course, that doesn't change the fun of watching him 'correct' the characters on things.

    "No, no. You don't do it like that!"

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  125. My overall rating of the shows by !ucif3r · · Score: 1

    Based on scientific realism and the quality of the show in general:

    CSI: 8
    Miami: 4 (maybe 5)
    NY: 6 (too early to tell).

    Overall I think CSI is generally accurate with it's science but obviously makes it seem like things happen a lot faster and easier than in reality. They also seem to have a horseshoe up their ass when it comes to finding evidence.

    Interestingly enough I have a friend in forensics in Vancouver who tells me the LV private lab the show is about is, in fact, a real lab and one of the best in the world. People from Canada go there for courses and seminars (and probably to gamble).

    As for Miami, what a stink fest. A wining combination of bad overacting, bad science and nice boobs. They should rename it CSI: Baywatch.

    NY is ok but still not as good as the original. Personally I could do without NY or Miami but I do like CSI a lot.

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  126. Seinfeld parady by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    That can't be good for science.

    That can't be good for anybody.

  127. CSI Is The X-Files For Joe Sixpack by JLucien · · Score: 1

    I think CSI is a load of old bollocks, but each to her own. I watched one episode of David Caruso doing an amazing impression of William Shatner and that was enough for me. I bet none of the chicks on CSI are as nerdy and sexy as Scully!

    However, if it gets the masses interested in science and the technology that goes with it, more power to it. It's a hell of a lot better than "reality" tv.

    But the real question is what shows are now out there for geeks? There's no more Buffy, X-Files, Xena, or Farscape, and I just can't sink to the depths of The Beastmaster or get interested in Stargate.

    Thank God for Netflix. I heard Babylon 5 rocked so I'm going to try that to get my geek tv fix.

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    1. Re:CSI Is The X-Files For Joe Sixpack by Shodan2020 · · Score: 1

      Andromeda is awesome! Check it out. I miss Xena too, although it was pretty bad at the end there with Gabrielle converting to religion, getting all those tattoos and chopping her hair off.

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    2. Re:CSI Is The X-Files For Joe Sixpack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was more science in an average "I Love Lucy" episode than any X-Files episode I saw.

      From a serious CSI fan: if you want to like the show DO NOT watch either of the spinoffs. The original is much better.

      Plus- Marge is hot!

  128. CSI versus reality by mcc · · Score: 1

    I actually think CSI is relatively good compared to most of the stuff on television, but I do think VGCats' commentary has a bit of a point...

  129. Love it. by boodaman · · Score: 1

    Love the original CSI (Marge Helgenberger is WAY hot). Hate the Miami version (smarmy David Caruso) and the NYC version (Gary Sinise as a cop? Puhleeze).

    That said, I think anyone who thinks a TV show represents real life probably shouldn't be on a jury. At least not any jury judging me.

    Isn't it somewhat acknowledged in the law enforcement community that eyewitnesses are suspect and can't be trusted? Conflicting versions of what happened, whether for financial gain, fame, or just an overwhelming need to be the center of attention if only for 5 minutes, are common. That means that a prosecutor is going to select the eyewitnesses that follow the police's version of events. Well, what about the other "eyewitnesses"? Seems like grounds for reasonable doubt to me.

    I would think a good prosecutor would use the "CSI effect" to their advantage when selecting jurors by dismissing anyone who expected the TV show to equal real life for bias.

    1. Re:Love it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what do we know about David Caruso?

    2. Re:Love it. by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > Marge Helgenberger is WAY hot

      I couldn't agree more

      > smarmy David Caruso

      I couldn't agree more. In defence of the Miami version, though, Emily Proctor is pretty cute :)

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  130. overblown concerns by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    I'd say being concerned about the ramifications on forensic science and juries is about the same as being concerned about how people feel about flying on a plane because of Star Wars.

    If anything, more informed people coming out of school, inspired by CSI, is a _good_ thing. The frontiers of science & technology will eventually make those tests quicker and cheaper, especially if more people demand it. That is not a bad thing at all.

    A realio-trulio lie detector(tm) would definitely be the largest boon to justice anyone could come up with.

    Well, that and a complete overhaul of the U.S. 'justice' system.

  131. CSi .. I don't get it? by Thijssss · · Score: 1

    I really do not like this show, it's all so fake etc'.. why can't they just rerun Miami Vice instead? :)

  132. CSI - Crummy Science for Idiots by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    I can't stand the errors on this show:

    1) They have a 12V car battery and a couple of jumper cables throwing 3 foot arcs on a pool.

    2) They state that "the iron in his blood conducted the electricity". Yes, and all those polar ions in his blood stood around picking their valence shells, while the iron locked in its nice little hemoglobin cages conducted the electricity.

    3) The perennial "zoom in on an image forever" problem others have noticed.

    4) "Oooh, we found an omnidirectional transmitter - let's trace the signal back to the reciever!"

    Now, I can understand the occasional stretch to make the story interesting, but most of the time the stuff they get horribly wrong they could just as easily gotten right.

    And we won't even talk about the fact that these guys spend WAY too much time on each case - like there isn't a backlog of corpses stacked up outside the building because they are tying the whole department for a week on this one case.

    1. Re:CSI - Crummy Science for Idiots by pclminion · · Score: 1
      4) "Oooh, we found an omnidirectional transmitter - let's trace the signal back to the reciever!"

      Actually, that's not strictly impossible. Any antenna, even one designed specifically for receiving, also rebroadcasts some of the signal it is receiving. This is just a physical consequence of the way an antenna works.

      It's sort of like finding a person with a camera by looking for the light reflecting off the lens. That's not the best of analogies, I admit...

    2. Re:CSI - Crummy Science for Idiots by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      No, it IS pretty much impossible. The reradiated signal from an antenna would be indistinguisable from any other reflections in the environment, from reradiation by J. Random MetalObject in the environment.

      No, I design radio for a living - it's bullshit.

    3. Re:CSI - Crummy Science for Idiots by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I've seen approximately 30 seconds of CSI in my life, and that was enough. The specific errors I got were in relation to a gun. Being a gun person, avid second-amendment supporter, and hunter, I couldn't handle it.

      The key error was giving an anti-hunting-rifle slant by use of terminology that cops simply do not use for guns. The specific one I remember doesn't show this, but does show utter ignorance about guns.

      They pronounced the caliber known as .308 Winchester as "three-ought-eight," probably based on the assumption that all 0's in guns are "ought." This is not the case. "Three-oh-eight" is correct, here. The "ought" notation comes in when the digit either stands alone or is part of a sub-number. For example, 00 buckshot is pronounced "double-ought" because the 0's are acting the way letters in bra sizes do: as individual digits. The caliber .30-06 Springfield is pronounced "thirty ought-six" because the -06 is not part of the caliber, but a designator from the year in which is was adopted (1906).

      .308 Winchester is nothing but "three-oh-eight," and because of this and other ignorance I cannot stand to watch the show.

      Crummy Science for Idiots is an accurate backronym.

  133. Vegas, Miami, New York by qtcp · · Score: 1

    Haven't seen too many Vegas shows, but I get caught up in the Miami shows. The only recurring complaint with the Miami show is how overconfident the characters seem. The New York show I watched the first couple of episodes and hated it. The logic was way off on how they solve the crimes in New York. They have the characters jumping to conclusions that the facts just didn't lead to. The writers of the New York show seem to think their audience is stupid. It may not have started that way, but it will end that way.

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  134. not bad by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1, Informative

    Show's not too bad (though I don't care to watch it all the time, my wife rarely misses any of the 3). The software they are shown to use on the show makes me cringe though. They could at least try to make it look authentic. Take a low resolution picture, type a bunch of the stuff on the keyboard (why doesn't the software on the show use a mouse? Is typing more exciting for the viewer?), and bam picture resolution somehow increases greatly and they see a key clue in a reflection or something.

  135. Oh great, thats what we need by FudgePackinJesus · · Score: 1

    "Law and Order vs CSI" flamewars

  136. 2 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cringe!

  137. Glamor forenics or OJ theatrics? by Cpl.+Beowulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I'd rather have juries believe in the forensic sciences, even if they are exaggerated in their portrayal on television... This is a much better state of affairs than having juries exhibiting characteristics of the OJ syndrome where they totally discount science and instead believe "if it doesn't fit they must aquit."

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  138. CSI is tripe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, it and its ilk don't popularise so much as harm science.

    That's because critical thinking is at the core of all good science, and these programs preach the opposite of critical thinking. They're all about using technology as a magic cureall, a social tool, to completely supplant critical thought.

    That's bad science. And that's exactly what a generation is being reared on.

    It's dogmatic thought - exactly the same tool the Bush Administration is using to destroy whatever science doesn't suit its agenda. Bad! Bad! Bad!

    1. Re:CSI is tripe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tripe tastes good. Have you ever tried it?

      CSI is tripe prepared badly.

    2. Re:CSI is tripe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point.

      CSI is spoiled menudo?

  139. ONE WORD: by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scritching.

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  140. Pantsman on CSI. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=61

    Frankly, I tend to agree.

    TFOAE

    1. Re:Pantsman on CSI. by Other+Than+That... · · Score: 1

      I was also going to post this comic, the third panel is my personal favoite.

      I'd suggest modding it up if you can, if only because it's funny.

  141. Maybe prosecuters should rely on evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [P]rosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI.

    Great! eyewitness accounts are not something to base a case off of, people can often become convinced of things that have absolutely no grounding in fact. If you put a lineup in front of people and go "which of these people did it" odds are they will feel pressured to pick someone. Confessions can be pretty poor aswell, it isn't really that hard to 'convince' someone to confess to a crime they didn't commit. If prosecuters are relying this sort of stuff to get convictions then they need to go tell the police to start collecting some real evidence.

  142. CSI: the Unrealistic Files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    CSI is at least, if not worse than JAG. Naval attorneys don't go flying combat missions and more than forensic examiners go around busting into perps hideouts yelling "Where's the baby!". The only place that happens in in Patricia Cornwell books (you know, the ones with the super-genius cornoner who is also a world-class SCUBA diver, a crack shot, desired by all men and hated by all women because she's beautiful).

  143. Great Show by kneeo · · Score: 1

    CSI is a great show. I do like Miami, and NY is growing on me. As person of average intelligence, I do realize it's a tv show and it's purpose is to entertain and make the network money. 100 episodes, that's a lot of murders in Las Vegas. Im sure Vegas doesnt have a murder every week. I know it's just a show and it's not 100% accurate.

    If I wanted accuracy I would watch 60 Minutes...er..wait a sec.

    However, I wonder if anyone who watches the show may think twice before committing a crime because they think that too much evidence may be left behind. Heh..or the other hand, maybe they will try harder not to leave so much evidence.

  144. Well...yes... by Ibanez · · Score: 1

    I think that getting more people interested in the subject is always a good thing. As long as its not law. :D

    But I think the question is worded a bit funny. It sounds like it's lumping the legal system in with science, as in, if its bad for the legal system, its bad for science. That is, of course, not necessarily true. I think in this case, it might be bad for the legal system, but I don't see how it would be bad for science.

    And as we all know, there were a pretty significant number of people convicted in the past 20 years that have been cleared with the use of forensics (of course, many people will say one person is a significant number in this case), so maybe more reliance on forensics is a good thing. More guilty people might get free, but better than putting an innocent man behind bars.

    Blake

  145. Ehhh... by Shodan2020 · · Score: 1

    I've never watched CSI. I don't really feel motivated to start either. I sorta feel like it rode the X-files' coattails. I don't watch much TV any more either, I get episodes of most shows I'm interested in off the net. I still watch old episodes of the X-files. I think Scrubs is the only "new" show that I've taken to watching.. well that and SG-1 and Andromeda.

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  146. And what's up with the colorization? by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone else notice that all the outside scenes in the Miami offshoot are seen through a slightly orangeish filter, and the New York ones pass through a light bluish one?

    1. Re:And what's up with the colorization? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2, Funny

      The best was in the cross-over Miami/New York episode. The crime scene in NY was all cold and blue looking, then it cuts to a shot of David in the same room and he is all orange and glowing.

  147. Infinite Resolution-Brains. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "However guessing will only get you so far, eventually a level of error will introduce itself and your ability to create "accurate" information is shot."

    Isn't that what the human brain does? How much is what the eyes brings in, and how much is what the brain brings to the picture?

  148. Planted Evidence? by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have to be very careful with the context of forensic evidence. I recently watched a show called "masterminds" where a jewel thief in Raleigh made a point of deliberately leaving behind tiny snippets of other people's hair, blood and skin, and tromping around the crime scene in huge boots leaving footprints that were 3 sizes too big, in order to throw off investigators. He was only caught when his fence tried to hawk part of the loot on EBay.

    The interpretation of results can be highly subjective. There was a famous case a few years back in Canada where a well known doctor accused of rape willingly drew his own blood sample for investigators, which came up negative. They were sure he was guilty, but couldn't figure out how he had faked the blood test, as they had seen him draw the blood sammple from his arm right in front of them. As it turns out, he later confessed that he had inserted a sealed, plastic surgical tube into his arm from a small (unseen) incision further up his forearm ahead of time that contained a sample of somebody else's blood.

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    1. Re:Planted Evidence? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      That second thing, with the tube in the arm, was made into either a CSI or Law and Order episode.

      It was a rather good episode, too.

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  149. These shows are lame. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Real geeks watch c++.

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  150. Good Lookin' Scientists in Vegas by srobert · · Score: 2, Funny

    I enjoy the show, but from watching it I now sadly realize that I'm not good-looking enough to be a scientist. I am relieved to know that Las Vegas is the location of such vibrant intellectual activity (since I live there).

  151. That's nothing... Last night on Law & Order... by cnelzie · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...my wife and I were watching a scene taking place in the SVU Precinct office and we both noticed, near the middle of screen right behind the officers a PC.

    My wife turned to me and said, "It looks like they need to update their Anti-Virus"

    Right in the center of the really busy screen was the Norton Anti-Virus "Update your Anti-Virus Definitions" window.

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  152. jury duty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but I don't want to be on a jury and I love CSI. The thing I don't like about jury duty is that you are constantly being manipluated, either by the prosecution (lawyer), the defense (lawyer) or the Judge (former lawyer). Also, the law doesn't allow the jury to see all the evidence. How many cases have been decided because the jury didn't hear evidence. I live in Florida and in this state many juries don't get the evidence and put folks who are innocent away for years.

    Count me out. It's not my civic duty to be manipulated and not given all the facts in order to put someone away in prison.

    Civil cases I can handle a little better because usually at least you get to see some kind of contract or such.

    I just wish that Florida would go back to only voters being able to be on jurys. I'd drop my voter registration again in a heartbeat.

    Call me jaded, but that's how I feel.

  153. On that note... by temojen · · Score: 1

    On TV and movies investigators frequently take a photograph or video image, scan it in, then blow it up and sharpen it several times to get perfect pictures of the suspect's face. If the data's not there, the data's not there. Computers are not magic.

    1. Re:On that note... by pthisis · · Score: 1

      On TV and movies investigators frequently take a photograph or video image, scan it in, then blow it up and sharpen it several times to get perfect pictures of the suspect's face. If the data's not there, the data's not there

      There's your problem (in bold). You'll never recover 100 times the data by "sharpening" the image. You have to "enhance." Duh.

      Obligatory Super Troopers reference:

      Enhance.....sadl;kjfl;ksadjf

      Enhance.....lqewrkhtl;hgs;dal

      Enhance.....q';lwertlkjerqwer

      Enhance.....qw'eirqewurjkl;asd

      JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!!!

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  154. CSI and friends by achacha · · Score: 1

    The only CSI that is watchable is CSI (the original). CSI:NYC and CSI:Miami are horrible for one aspect, the acting sucks. They got all these glamour types that do not in any way fit a person that would be working as a cop or a lab technician or a forensics scientist (none that I have met and I have met many). Personally I am tired of shows with actors/actresses that are nothing but a pretty face/bosy and lack any ability to portray the character they are assigned and even worse do not posses any qualities of the character they are trying to portray.

    The original CSI at least tried to add this with unique characters that have flaws, exhibit some geekiness that goes with the territory and can almost pass for some of the roles (against there is evident hollywood factor). The main guy is an ubernerd, has horrible people skills but can name an insect and it's locale by looking at it, has no family, no social life and is very good at what he does. This fits many forensics I know, they all have some odd quirk and some obscure obsession relating to their field (hey this can be said about most scientists). The blond female is a b*tch, may have some peronality skills but extremely pushy and bossy (just like many female cops), a dichotomy of power and feminism. His assistant had a serious gambling problem and is trying to clean up. The lab guy is one of the best characters, he's a geek, anime fan, tries to look cool but has something that screams geek all over him, mentions a bunch of fetishes, always seems horny, sometimes unsuccessfully hits on women and I don't think he has gotten laid yet (a perfect techie type if you ask me). The other 2 are ok, but no defining characteristics for them yet that make them stand out, yet they don't seem too out of place.

    As far as accuracy... just remember that people writing this stuff are same english majors that wrote technically accurate movies like War Games, Hackers and a slew of others. Let's just say they are part right on many issues, but they leave the logistics out to spare you the boredom. DNA tests take weeks to run, finding a speciment on the glass lside can take over an hour (getting the dye right, correct light frequency, etc). However there are quick tests for presence of blood and semen that are as easy as spray on or spray and use UV light. So the show has a mix of accurate stuff, somewhat accurate but sped up stuff and some questionable. If they followed detail the show would not fit in the 44 or so minutes they have (plus commercials). Don't blame the makers, it's the networks that impose the timelines.

  155. Nobody said they were. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody ever called them scientists. They both have years of movie special-effects experience. The thing has to be scripted, yeah. Especially if they are true geeks, like slashdotters. Because if they weren't, there would be no conversation. Just explosions.

  156. I think the science is sound by smcavoy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    .... for a steaming pile of shit!
    I see tons of posts "Compared to the other shows it's great."
    Let's get something straight: dog shit placed beside horse shit smells better, but guess what?
    THERE BOTH SHIT.

    1. Re:I think the science is sound by Control+Group · · Score: 1
      Actually, horse shit is significantly less olfactorily offensive than dog shit.

      The more you know...

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    2. Re:I think the science is sound by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I don't know what sort of dog you have, but if I simply HAD to smell shit, I'd much prefer horse shit over dog shit...

  157. CSI leads to criminals that are less sloppy by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

    Now that the tricks of forensic science are more widely known I bet more criminals will think about minimizing their forensic trail.

    It is a mystery why so little forensic evidence was found in the Laci Peterson case. Perhaps Scott was keeping notes while watching CSI, Law and Order, etc...

  158. I miss Mcguyver by mkar · · Score: 1

    When are they going to start glorifying Engineers again?

    1. Re:I miss Mcguyver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah. That was *much* more realistic.

    2. Re:I miss Mcguyver by macgyvr64 · · Score: 1
  159. Reliance on forensic evidence is a good thing by tmckay87 · · Score: 1

    Recently, my psychology professor has been talking about how eyewitnesses are unreliable. Most people don't pay attention to or remember much of what happens in a crime. Most of the people who claim to remember what someone looks like or what someone was wearing really only knows part of what they were wearing or what they looked like and is filling in the missing information with things that sound logical. This is called confabulation. If anyone remembers a while back Oprah did a show about eyewitness testimony and how unreliable it is.

  160. -- MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL by AxB_teeth · · Score: 1

    There's more truth here than humor. Sitcom-guzzling, tivo-worshipping folks baffle me with the tripe they submit themselves to.

    Why are we so stuck on entertaining ourselves, even unto the detriment of our society?

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    However,
    1. Re: -- MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? If you're gonna be on this shithole for however long, you may as well enjoy it.

  161. And that's a bad thing how? by Raunch · · Score: 1

    prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts

    This is not neccesarily a bad thing.
    Eyewitnesses are exremely untrustworthy.

    I remember this story that I heard in a psych class (prof claims it's true):
    Vicky the victim is sitting at home and watching TV, Unammed Man breaks in and assaults her. She tells the cops she knows exactly what the guy looks like, describes him to a 'T' and then proceeds to immediately pick him out of a lineup, no hesitation, she's that sure.
    There's only one problem, the guy has an alibi, a pretty good one at that, he was being interviewed on the live news when the break-in happened.

    http://www.instant-essays.com/psychology/eyewitn es ses-reliability.shtml

    Having juries put more weight on physical evidence, and less on testimony of an eyewitness would be a boon to the wrongly-accused-community of the US

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    1. Re:And that's a bad thing how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      instant-essays.com? Okay...

    2. Re:And that's a bad thing how? by Raunch · · Score: 1
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  162. Removed from a jury by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 1

    During the jury selection process for a murder trial last year, I was first 14 selected to go through voir dire.

    The prosecutor asked me if I watched any crime shows on TV. I said I watched Law & Order and CSI. He then asked me what I like about CSI, and I replied with something about enjoying the science or some BS.

    The prosecutor then used one of his peremptory challenges to kick me off off the jury.

    A week later they found the guy guilty of killing his roomate, but apparenly there wasn't a who lot of physical evidence in the trial. I guess the prosecutor though I might be biased against circumstantial evidence since I watch CSI.

    Eh...whatever. At least I didn't have to sit in a jury box that week.

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  163. The plots are just too monotonous by Llevar · · Score: 1

    In just about every episode I've seen of the original, and I must have seen at least 30 or so because of the Spike TV special that was airing on Labour Day week, there's a murder, this murder necessarily gets solved in the span of an hour (sometimes two or three murders get solved in that time), and the perpetrator is one of 3 or so secondary roles that look like they didn't do it at first. When the plot twist becomes expectable the story ceases to be any fun. That said, I was really into it for a few shows.

  164. Prosecutors worried? by taustin · · Score: 1

    prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions

    Given how incredibly unreliable both are, that is a good thing.

  165. CSI by Koatdus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most TV show that suck. CSI sucks too. It is good for a chuckle if you really, really have nothing else to do and are too tired to go play on the internet.

    I always get a good laugh out of the magic scanner machine. They rinse a q-tip into a little test tube, put the test tube into a rack, the rack gets roboticaly loaded into a machine, there is a couple of seconds of the sound of a dot matrix printer, and the "tech" says in a serious voice, "It's a piece of rubber from the tire of a 1989 green chevy pickup truck! There were only 1000 of this model produced of which only 17 are still on the road and only one is registered in this state. The owner is the suspects sister!"

    At this point they confront the sister who admits that she really was in town after all and she did cut up the body, disolve it in lye, grid up the bones and throw the dust in the Atlantic, "but he was already dead."

    Since one of the teeth didn't get ground up all the way they are able to put the tooth back into the magic scanner (cue more dot matrix printer sounds) and show he really died of poisoning on tuesday when the sister said that she saw him alive on wednesday.

    They then connect to a national database that tracks the cash purchases of everyone in the country for the last 10 years (here we are treated to the sound of a 9600baud modem, dee,doo,deeeeeeeeee,doooo,dooooooooo!) to show that last August she bought some rat poison when she was in Chicago for a business trip and had an affair with the dead guy.

    They confront her again and this time she admits she did it. We get about 20 seconds of the main character finally on a date with the cute scientist from out of town when his pager goes off (no nooky for you) and its time to watch an ad for a new cure for erectile disfunction ( when a quiet time becomes the right time) .

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  166. Pipetting by dexter+riley · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love when they take a pipettor, dip into a large beaker of solution left open on their benchtops and pull back a half-full tip with air bubbles in it, with big droplets hanging off the side, then squirt some of it into an unlabeled test tube. The show is great, but as a biologist, I cringe every time they do that.

    Also, if you ever see a M.E. kneeling over my corpse, touching my hair and saying "oh, poor baby, who did this to you?" you have my permission to slap her! Or as David Caruso would say, "You have my permission...[dramatically puts sunglasses on]...to slap her."

    1. Re:Pipetting by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      Also, if you ever see a M.E. kneeling over my corpse

      Oh come on don't be so harsh with yourself ! There's surely room for improvement...

    2. Re:Pipetting by macgyvr64 · · Score: 1

      Hey, accidents happen.

      <davidcaruso>
      So does murder.
      </davidcaruso>

    3. Re:Pipetting by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      If you see a human standing over another human's corpse without feeling something, you have my permission to put them in a mental institution.

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  167. how about "Time of Death"?!? by javaxman · · Score: 1
    As a chemist who's had a little forensics training, the science is not bad.

    Let's talk about how easily and accurately one can estimate the time of death of a corpse, shall we?

    If you believe these shows, it's an easy and exact science. In reality, it's neither.

    If your 'little forensics training' indicates otherwise, please inform us... but if you really are trained, you'll know that these shows are quite wrong often on this detail.

    IMHO, that's a basic enough failing in the "science accuracy" department to make it all quite suspect. These are short TV shows, with TV show hack script writers and limited schedules. Facts are frequently bent to make a better story. Real forensics experts have a hard time watching these shows, they're so full of mistakes.

  168. Condensed reality by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    A lot of the stuff they do in a montage takes hours of painstaking work and it's really, really boring. Like cataloging blood spatters. Ugh. So tedious. And every single time there's something that just doesn't fit, which you never see on CSI.

    And I just love the way the investigators get pushy with people and they just roll over. No one ever contests a search warrant, they never get dragged into a hearing by a pissed off business owner, politcal people never burst into the office and start making unreasonable demands.

    Yeah, CSI is reality.

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    1. Re:Condensed reality by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

      These shows are not unlike Law & Order in that they appeal to an apparently bottomless longing for an ordered and fair universe. People watch these shows in the vain hope that reality really is something like what they see in the show. Forget about one hour solutions - what the viewer hopes is that the world can be categorized and understood down to the smallest detail, crimes solved, and the guilty held responsible.

      We know that the universe is a frenzy of poorly understood phenomena, crimes are often never solved, and the guilty we catch are usually merely dumber than the cops that catch them. Any crime is possible to achieve and easily gotten away with given sufficient attention to detail and premeditation.

      Look at that Peterson guy - the main things that convicted him are that he is not likable (a liar and a cheat - which ought not be evidence of murder, right?) and that he claims to have gone fishing on Xmas eve. Suspicious, yes? Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt? Not likely...

      Wishful collective dreaming...

  169. Aaaaw, poor cops. by nasor · · Score: 1

    Am I supposed to feel sorry for the cops and prosecutors because juries are starting to want to base their decisions on objective scientific data rather than circumstantial evidence and notoriously unreliable eye-witness testimony?

  170. Bad show, why are we paying attention by UEinSD · · Score: 1

    Like most TV, and following the 90% rule (Sturgeon's Law), it's crap. I watched it twice at somebody's house. It was difficult to take. Cardboard characters... Gary Sinise seemed like he could teach Moses a thing or two. Everyone is stoned face as if they're doing ... something... really ... serious, and they lose all humanity in the process.

    I don't buy the fake, coincidence-prone revelatory way they make discoveries, I don't buy their Disney like laboratory. I don't buy the occasional hint reminding me that "oh, by the way, it's not perfect here." There are plenty of real stories (5000 years of human history folks) I'd rather see dramatized, or just see a good doumentary about, than sit thru some hollywood hack's contrived detective boogaboo.

    I hope to god any jury that ever judges me isn't composed of people who think CSI is anything more than (poor) entertainment.

  171. It's made life harder for cops... by erik_fredricks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work in a really horrid section of Atlanta, and luckily, the local police were regular fixtures there. One night, I was talking to two officers when an older woman approached them, in near-hysterics, shrieking about how someone had broken the window to her house.

    They told her they'd take a report, but that there was no way to fingerprint glass that had been shattered into very tiny pieces, so the chances of capturing the bad guy were minimal.

    She then started screaming about a footprint that she found on the ground below the window and how she, "watches that CSI show" and knows that "they can make a plaster cast of the footprint" and whatnot. By the time she mentioned collecting DNA evidence, they were clearly getting bugged.

    Thing is, cops are getting this ALL THE TIME. Everybody, no matter how small the infraction, wants a forensics van and a crack team of government scientists to bring out the big machinery.

    More proof that television is rotting our brains.

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  172. I was on a Jury last year. by NightFlier · · Score: 1

    One of the standard questions was:

    "There are no CSI type evidence submissions in this case. Can you render a verdict based on just testimony and non-scientific evidence?"

    Several other potential jurors looked disappointed at not having CSI evidence to examine.

  173. It's great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compared to most of the pap on television, the original CSI is pretty darn good. They at least have some partially geeky characters and though the "science" is still dumbed down (you know, like the fact that they can turn 4 pixels into a clear face shot) it's still good.

    The spin-offs on the other hand... are a little too much.

  174. Societal Direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is a major problem that people would take television this seriously. The fact that CSI is so "life-like" certainly helps. But even still, it's only television, a fictional story. If the same principles and techniques were used, but if the show contained aliens or other non-realistic entities, would people still take it seriously? (would they even watch it?)

  175. My CSI Cringe Factor by Jherico · · Score: 1
    I cringe a little bit whenever I see a computer do lots of special effect and zooming and beeping when it returns some piece of information. They appear to have a UI optimized for whatever the task at hand is. I also cringe when I look at the fabulous places they work with enourmous rooms and huge glass walls. However, these don't bother me too much. They're a staple of TV shows, and its no use complaining about them any more than it is complaining that everyone on the show, whether stars or guest stars is chisled/buxom and good looking.

    What does get to me is that they solve every case. I like Law & Order because you see guilty people get off scott free. In CSI, you don't see a lot of unresolved cases, if any. You never see unsolved cases. you never see hunches that lead nowhere. If a detective thinks there's something at the crime scene he missed, he's going to be right, and you end up in the show 3 minutes later with him examining some suspect fiber. What really bothers me is whenever they say 'X happened yesterday' or 'X happened this morning' and I'm like... BULLSHIT! There's no way you just scoured that much area/data/dna and came up with a result in that amount of time. Not unless CSI is the biggest employer in your city.

    And guess what... the fingerprint matching device is NOT going to render every last fingerprint it tries to find a match on. God I can't stand those shows.

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    What can the average user can do to ensure his security? "Nothing, you're screwed"

  176. Burden of Proof by n1k · · Score: 0

    "prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions"

    When called for jury duty, it was made very clear that the 'burden of proof' is set on the prosecution solely. It sounds to me like they are just being too lazy to adapt to a new level of (mis-)awareness.

  177. Where are the cops? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    I watch it every week but to call CSI anywhere near realistic is silly. Apparently in the world of the various CSI series, police officers do not investigate crimes and psychologists do not profile and evaluate suspects. The CSIs apparently do everything but arrest people and try them.

    That and I doubt many municipal crime labs have the technology that any of the CSI labs have.

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  178. Bigger Problem by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    they may also promote an inaccurate view of science: prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI.

    Hmmm, if our society is at the point where fictional entertainment alters the very nature of the justice process, perhaps the accuracy of CSI doesn't really matter much at all. Some delightful little half-connection in my mind is causing me to think of the bumper sticker out in the parking lot that reads, "Evolution is Science Fiction." Seriously - the quality of the content of any single show is completely meaningless when compared to the fact that a huge chunk of America takes things like television and religion as largely unbiased representations of fact.

    Sorry to be a downer, I like CSI. Pretty people pretending to be scientists rock.

  179. The trick.. by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

    The trick to enjoying CSI is to think of it as taking place in the not too distant future. Right now, DNA tests take a long time, but they are much faster than a few years ago and work is being done to make them much faster still. Pretty much everything on the show is current technology made faster/more accurate, a reasonable extrapolation for the future of any modern technology.

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  180. Grissom is the man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CSI is great, I don't know about the spin-offs. Grissom is the closest thing to Fox Mulder on TV today. If you haven't watched it I suggest you do so.

    Hey, even murderers are using the techniquess used in the show to cover their own tracks(not a good thing, unless you happen to be in the murder industry, those guys TCO(Total Court Orders) are way down!!).

    Also it makes the world of forensic science look a lot sexier, but not sexier than programming, I mean give me a keyboard and mouse any day over a swab and a "stained" bed cover, oh and the brains of some poor John Doe. So hopefully it encourages more forensic scientists than murderers.

    Knowledge is power!! Unless it's VB knowledge.

  181. Physical Anthropology - aka Forensics by jdbolick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many anthropology programs are already dealing with a glut of students envisioning themselves doing the kind of work they watch on CSI, but it hasn't been that much of a problem since it only takes one class for them to be disabused of the notion. Although I and other anthropology students have found those people to be something of a nuisance, it isn't really a serious issue since anyone who sticks with that major won't be under any illusion that their job will mirror what they've seen on television.

    (for the record I'm a cultural graduate and find physical/forensics to be incredibly dull)

  182. Fractalate by dexter+riley · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can wavelet and fractalate and vigourously wave your hands in the air

    Fractalate!
    Fractalate!

    How did you know this would be my new favorite word? Honestly, if you had used "wavify" instead of "wavelet", I would have mailed you a ham out of sheer glee.

    1. Re:Fractalate by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      I would have mailed you a ham out of sheer glee.

      Come on. Everyone knows you can't make a ham out of sheer glee. There's got to be some pork in it somewhere.

  183. Two points by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    A: CSI sometimes gets science so wrong it hurts (and is potentialy dangerous). Example: a case with a dead construction worker, something with an electric shock and a nail in the rubber soles. CSI guy says something like "That's why you are safe from lightning in your car, the tires are made of rubber." ARGGH!

    B: There probably are too little tests done, esp. DNA tests.

    Approximately 25 percent of DNA tests do not produce a match. I'm proud that throughout its existence, the FBI's DNA lab has served both to identify criminals and to exonerate suspects mistakenly identified by law enforcement investigations nationwide. But with 137 post-conviction DNA exonerations now on the books, I'm increasingly concerned about recent news stories suggesting a growing resistance by prosecutors to allow post-conviction DNA testing, even in cases when there is strong evidence of innocence.
    Maybe it's time to try to catch the one who actually did it instead of just getting an easy (and cheap) conviction.
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  184. Please repeat after me by adolfojp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... it is just a TV show. It is an idealized version of reality. It is not meant to be a literal translation of forensic science. Not all forensic scientists are great looking, not all cases are solved... much less in a couple of days.

    If you judge these kind of shows with extreme severity you can also rule out ER, Law and Order and almost anything else. CSI IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY!

    These facts don't take away from the fact that it is a great show, with great writers and great actors. They manage to make it fresh everytime and the caracters are very well developed and motivate great empatic responses in the audience.

    McGuyver wasn't science fact or reality based either, but we ate it up every week.

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

    1. Re:Please repeat after me by stereoroid · · Score: 1

      Of course it's just a TV show... but ask Martin Sheen how often he's asked if he's going to run for President! (I think he should - the "flyover states" would vote for Sheen, based on his TV persona, but with no idea what they would really be letting themselves in for..!)

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  185. Remember Top Gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After the movie came out, I could remember people wanted to sign up as Navy fighter pilot.

    All you need is to show the glamor side of things to get people sign up in droves. What a bunch of sheeps.

  186. Kill your TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your life back.

  187. You guys still watch TV!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I threw mine out years ago. Get with the times.

  188. Of course it is. by back_pages · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And WWE is good for athletics.

    And TV shows about doctors convince kids to stay in school.

    And TV shows about violence convince kids to stay out of trouble.

    And COPS inspires the right people to join law enforcement.

    And sex on TV is good for healthy population growth.

    And American Media made me the genuine, sincere person I am today.

    1. Re:Of course it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And sex on TV is good for healthy population growth.

      Reading this makes my hand so happy.

    2. Re:Of course it is. by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the dot-com years didn't see a surge in computer experts?

      Ask any attorney that's been practicing long enough about the LA Law effect.

      One of my best friends sells advertising for TV. When we first got out of college, she'd always rag on about the terrible pay and high competition for working in front of a camera. Being a broadcast journalist (ha!) in Nowhere earns pay just above the poverty line, yet every opening gets hundreds of applicants. The glamour is worth it, I guess.

      It's late or I'd rustle up some other counterexamples. Increased profile and a sense of glamour (regardless of reality) leads to a surge in college enrollments and more people in the job market.

      Luckily for dedicated forensic pathologists, day-in-day-out dealing with rotten this and dead that, not to mention a steady, stinking stream of decomposers (the least-offensive of which are maggots and worms) will stop most of the pikers. But given how few CSI-ish jobs there are, that'll be enough to glut the job market.

      Given that anyone dedicated enough to get a degree can swerve into other bio-research work, that's a result I'm ok with. After all, we all seem to agree that there are enough interesting things to study in Genetics/Bio/Chem to keep everyone busy for 50-200 years, don't we?

    3. Re:Of course it is. by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Ok, example supreme:

      CSPAN is good for participation in democracy.

  189. My main complaint, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that the real world is very much like CSi, the same person runs the test as collects the evidence, which makes the tests a LOT less accurate, and more people end up getting rail-roaded...

  190. CSI != real forensics :) by Kethryvis · · Score: 5, Informative

    I actually am taking a class in Forensic Anthropology this quarter (from a Board Certified Forensic Anthropologist even) and I have to say, while I knew a lot of the stuff on CSI et al was crap, I'm almost getting to the point where I can't watch them anymore. The very first thing my prof told us on the very first day is WE DO NOT SOLVE CASES. It was in huge caps on her slide. As forensic investigators, we gather evidence and provide it to the police. THEY solve the case. For instance, in class we have an assignment where we are given parts of a skeleton and we must analyze them and put our findings in a case report just like our prof would write for her cases. On a rib, I noticed a fracture. My job is to document the fracture, say whether it is ante-, pere- or post- mortum and what kind of injury it is consistant with. It is NOT my job to say that the guy was punched in the ribs by the assalant 'cause he wanted the guy's wife or whatever. My job is to say that I have observed a peremotrum fracture of the left fourth/fifth rib which is consistant with blunt force trauma and then explain why (the pattern of fracture, etc). It bothers me to see these forensic investigators getting all Dragnet everywhere.

    My prof actually discourages people from going into forensic sciences because really there aren't that many jobs. And she would know! Yes she's a well known forensic anthropologist working on some high profile cases (including the Peterson case) but she also teaches at a university. Doing case work is not her total bread and butter.

    I'll also say that a lot of the people in my class are very influenced by the CSI shows and think that forensic work is all computers and microscopes and pretty things. They don't realize they have to deal with dead and bloated bodies, gunshot trauma, and other things that you shouldn't be seeing in slides at 9:30 in the morning (this morning it was maggots. Needless to say, I didn't have anything with rice for lunch). I don't think CSI will have the dalmation effect for forensic sciences (ie, people saw 101 Dalmations and went out and bought dalmation puppies because they were OH SO CUTE.. only to realize that they couldn't deal with the breed and gave the dogs away), but I will say I have to deal with a lot of tarts in my classes who I'd rather kick to the curb since they just want to wear tight little tshirts look pretty like they do on CSI.

    1. Re:CSI != real forensics :) by Groganz · · Score: 1

      MmmmmTarts..

    2. Re:CSI != real forensics :) by e7 · · Score: 1

      They say you can tell the age of a corpse by measuring the longest maggot (in centimeters) and adding 2. Is that for real? I keep meaning to check, but somehow it always slips my mind.

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  191. How can you watch that show?! by wibwib · · Score: 1

    CSI * is the worst piece of shit on TV. I fucking hate it. The smugness of those wankers makes we wish they were all victims of homocide. The police are treated like office monkeys (pat pat theres a good copper).

    "The evidence will show the way". BOLLOCKS!!!!!!

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  192. inaccurate by DaFallus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This show has a record of being completely inaccurate. I know it is just a TV show and everything, but you have to admit that they are at least trying to uphold the image that this is how real cops solve real crimes.

    In a physics class I took in college we watched a few episodes so the professor could point out all the stupid inaccurate references. In one episode some worker fell off of a building and died because his drill shorted out and electrocuted him and he fell over the railing. The cop was talking about how he was falling at a velocity of 9.8m/s squared. He was obviously refering to the acceleration of gravity, or the writers don't know the difference between velocity and acceleration. That is just one example of how they take reality and bend it to make the show interesting and dramatic.

    Don't get me wrong though, I think it is interesting and fun to watch. Perhaps it might intrigue others and influence them to learn how things really happen. Either that or someone will copy one of the brutal murders off of the show...

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  193. CSI? MEH. by payndz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've watched a few episodes (I know people who are obsessive about it) but never got into it. Maybe it's the level of technology that puts me off. Whenever I've seen it, the cops seem to be using miraculous sci-fi 'whatever hardware' that would put Jack Bauer and CTU to shame - and they're out saving the world, not merely catching some low-rent murderer or safecracker!

    But then, I never got into Alias either, so I may not have typical Slashdot tastes. Jennifer Garner's just too hard-faced and bony for my liking...

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    1. Re:CSI? MEH. by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 1

      Clearly that's all cops do. They only stop big-time druglords and save America from terrorists, as that's not a job for the CIA or the FBI. Oh, by the way, I've never watched an episode of Alias. For some reason I don't see why people watch it because there's an attractive woman as the main character. Isn't that sort of.. y'know. Shallow?

    2. Re:CSI? MEH. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Yet replace Alias with Buffy, and watch yourself get modded down so fast your head will spin. Odd, some geeks' tastes.

      A buddy of mine watches Buffy because "there's hot chicks and sometimes they kiss."

      People wonder why I loathe our entire species.

    3. Re:CSI? MEH. by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 1

      Yeah. True. Buffy isn't much better than Alias, I must admit. It is indeed funny how geeks work.

  194. science dressed as entertainment by goon · · Score: 1
    it at least makes people that would have been otherwise unaware of some aspects of science aware of it.

    what aspects of science? I often wonder about factual content of *drama* television. If you talk to real scientists discussing CSI this year on www.RRR.org.au (radio live to web) you would get comments like 'equipment product placement', 'test that take days, weeks are solved in hours', 'people who happen to have expert knowledge in too many areas'. I cant find the exact link to the show but a couple of forensic scientists working in St Vincents Hospital, Melbourne ripped the shreds as to the factual content let alone scient content.

    Real science is about discovery, measuring, observing then (the kicker) do some experiments, observe and write it up. The closest I see on television that emulates this is the BBC nature programmes started by David Attenborough. Though Americans may probably be more familiar to that other David, Canadas own David Suzuki.

    Watch a show from one of these blokes and you will see the difference b/w the candy-coated hollywood version and the real messy world. Which leads me to my next observation ...

    So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you?

    inbetween miami vice and the simpsons

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  195. that's a good thing by geg81 · · Score: 1

    prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence [...]

    That's a good thing. Eyewitness accounts and outright confessions are among the least reliable "evidence" you can have. If CSI has raised awareness among the public of this fact, it has indeed done a public service.

  196. If Karl Marx were alive today, he might by defile · · Score: 1

    ...say that television is the opiate of the masses.

    1. Re:If Karl Marx were alive today, he might by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      And he's be busy trying to make money off of it just like he did with the London Stock Market.

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  197. go nypd blue by ftide · · Score: 1

    To heck with CSI:*, watch NYPD Blue (esp. older seasons) to watch how they tie evidence, confessions and eye witnesses to crime in a big city, high anxiety environment.

  198. Good for criminals, also by dstone · · Score: 1

    While it's obvious that the evidence a CSI biofecalneurotoxochemologist can "find" today (and feed to a trusting jury) is very impressive, consider the other side of the sword. Twenty years ago, a criminal did not have the tools of crime scene manipulation and investigator distraction that forensic priorities give them today. For example, leaving a bunch of other people's hair and skin flakes at a crime scene didn't help a criminal very much twenty years ago. Such things probably wouldn't even be noticed, let alone be entered into evidence, get analyzed, waste time and money, and eventually act as confounding theories in court.

  199. Real World not like CSI by frank249 · · Score: 1

    A case in Ottawa Canada today illustrates the difference between real life cases and CSI:

    "At the trial of an Ottawa pain doctor accused of raping a female patient, court has heard testimony about two sperm found in the woman's vagina after the last alleged rape.

    But yesterday, Dr. Martin Gillen's defence lawyer dropped a bomb while cross-examining an RCMP forensic biologist, Steven Pike, who testified intact sperm can last about 18 hours in a woman's vagina.

    Before challenging the 18-hour theory, the 52-year-old doctor's lawyer, Brian Green-span, asked if Mr. Pike knew Dr. Gillen had a vasectomy in 1991, and that tests done in 2001 and 2002 showed no sperm in his semen.

    "I was not aware of that," Mr. Pike replied.

    Mr. Greenspan then showed Mr. Pike a text book on forensic science that said sperm can be found in a vagina up to seven days after intercourse. Mr. Pike said he wasn't familiar with studies showing this.

    The woman has testified she had sex with a friend about seven days before the last alleged rape.

    The trial resumes today."

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  200. Fan by SunPin · · Score: 2, Funny
    correct you are.


    The AC is obviously a fan of Yoda.


    There are no commercials in Star Wars.

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    1. Re:Fan by chefren · · Score: 1

      Shhhh! George might hear you!

  201. Re:It's not what you think it is by Bastian · · Score: 1

    This is image compression software, not image enhancement software.

    Not losing data is a very different thing from pulling data out of a magic hat.

  202. Watching CSI by Acrodizer · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed watching it for a while, until an episode where the characters tried to describe some physics and meteorology... as a meteorologist myself, I could not believe the Jr. High physics and weather information could be so wrong... I know it's cliche to say this, but at that point it went past my disbelief suspension threshold. Now, eeehhh, it's not at well liked as it once was.

  203. Biggest danger by jemenake · · Score: 1

    I think the biggest danger posed by the CSI series is that laypeople will think that it's perfectly okay to vaporize a few ounces of cyanoacrylate in a plexiglass box and then, once you've found the fingerprints, to just whip the box open with your mouth and nose about 6 inches away from where all of the crazy-glue fumes are coming out.

    ... can't wait for the next spin-off: "CSI: Pumonary ICU".

    Other than that, I think they're getting pretty close to jumping the shark, because they're just re-using all the old tricks. Oooh... DNA from some stray skin cells... Ooooh, luminol to find blood. Oooh, crazy-glue to find fingerprints... oooh, monochromatic light to find semen.... wow, AFIS.... hey, CODIS, neat.

    ...my point here being that just about each of the things they use to solve the crime(s) in a single episode are used in probably 50%-75% of all of the other episodes.

    The name of the killer does change in every episode, though, so I guess it's still riveting.

  204. Mmm...glee by dexter+riley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe "sheer glee" is the jelly-like substance that canned hams are packed in?

    If true, it would follow that sheer glee lies somewhere between solid glee and liquid glee. I would pursue this further, but all this talk of ham jelly is making me hungry and/or nauseous.

  205. Whiny liberals by HBI · · Score: 0, Troll

    I suppose you lameasses need to do _something_ since you lost. Mod away!

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    1. Re:Whiny liberals by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      It must hurt to have to win elections based on the support of the bottom of the barrel.... I mean... the red states are generally the dumber ones. And poorer. And the way they vote, they ensure that they stay that way. Because they're dumb.

      I used to be violently agitated by the fact that a bunch of idiots - such as yourself - voted an idiot back into the white house.... then it occurred to me that the beautiful side of democracy was the same as its ugly side and, hey, if a bunch of imbeciles want to vote, it's only fair that they be represented by an imbecile just as cognitively impaired as they are.

      I now feel much better knowing that I'm a member of the waning minority of intelligent people who still actually vote because they bothered to pay some attention to the issues, not because their church pastor told them that if they didn't vote for George W. The A-rab Slayer they'd all go to hell and get fucked in the ass by all those damnable fags.

      But, hey, there were plenty of reasons to vote against Kerry. After all, the son of a bitch only voted to pass the ORIGINAL troop support bill that also *gasp* helped pay for itself. You know the one - the one the republicans WENT FIRMLY AGAINST. And, you know, despite the fact that the only person who's ever said it is John "Mussolini" Aschroft, OBL and KJI supported Kerry (let's just conviently forget that the only candidate to get an endorsement from a ter'rist organization was Bush). And, of course, I understand that at 21 some people "lost a lot of good neighbors in Vietnam". Oh... and let's not forget how important it is to vote against the Europeans - who can't vote anyway. Right, buddy?

      Yup. Lots of good, intelligent reasons there.... yesiree.

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  206. Yeah, their tech editors suck by loraksus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every time they bring up wifi or computers, I wince.

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    1. Re:Yeah, their tech editors suck by frith88 · · Score: 1

      Did anyone notice the one episode of CSI:Miami where they were tracing an email and they found out it came from an IP number which was something like: 416.168.354.92. Now you'd think the tech editor would pick *that* up.

  207. The Clueless Need Not Apply by daymitch · · Score: 1

    CSI is not bad for Science, but it can be bad for the gullable and simple-minded.

    CSI and ilk represent a type of draw to technical fields that might be positive if the impressionable person is young and has access to solid guidance.

    In the case of forensics, I recently spoke with a private contractor who does forensics software development for Scotland Yard. As I'd already suspected, the job growth in forensics is nearly zero, if not negative.

    So, CSI isn't bad for science, but if you are making lifelong career decisions based on a shitty TV show, you've got more important problems.

  208. Computer interactions...huh? by snStarter · · Score: 1

    I love how hardly anyone every uses a mouse for anything. Wanna zoom in on a part of an image - a couple of key taps and presto you're there.

    In fact searching for anything takes a couple of keyboard taps and then some zippy sound effects and PRESTO you get your answer spewing out of a printer. What a deal!

    My sig infringes on the sig patent...darn.

  209. Doesn't always happen by phorm · · Score: 1

    I'm actually a fairly avid CSI fan, at least for the "Las Vegas" series. I don't know about the others, but there have been several times where Las Vegas where an episode ends with the criminal getting away or getting off on technicality. One involves a young female rape victim coming in to finger the suspect in a lineup, and getting killed for it later.

    Others involve killers for which there simply isn't enough evidence to track, or to convict. Some involve cases where the prime suspect turns out to be wrong.

    Yeah, they generally tend to wrap up in the hour slot, but it's not always a "happy ending" (though most are, otherwise the show wouldn't sell). Keep in mind also that the hour span can entail days or weeks in TV-time

    And as for Star Trek, many plotlines run several days, not really as comparable.

    1. Re:Doesn't always happen by saider · · Score: 4, Interesting


      CSI is Scooby Doo for adults. I hate the fact that every single room has mood lighting and every line has to be dramatic. How do they see anything with the lights off?

      It started out pretty good. The sets were nice, the hallways looked like a typical government building and they would have those impromptu meetings in the breakroom. It had a much better "workplace" feel to it. Now they work in their decorated offices that are _huge_ and filled with specimens instead of the normal, two guys to an office with white walls and flourescent lights (maybe a fake plant for some greenery).

      They are trying to make every moment dramatic with lighting and script. Adding David Caruso to the cast is evidence of this. That guy does not have an off switch. I know nobody who acts like that - even the primadonnas in the lab laugh and spit food and behave like a human being most of the time. I don't watch CSI-Miami for that reason.

      I think they should also show it more like how they typically work - with multiple cases going on. The character might have one thats in court, one or two in the lab waiting on results, and a new one that they are getting assigned.

      The drama (and plot) should come from the interaction of the characters, not the science. The science should just be an interesting side show. When they started putting the science as the lead character, the show lost its appeal. If I want science, I'll watch Nova. I do not trust Hollywood with scientific accuracy.

      Anyway, enough CSI bashing. CSI is on - Gotta go!

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    2. Re:Doesn't always happen by menacing_cheese · · Score: 1

      The lighting thing has always annoyed me too. I'm amazed at how many times they'll have their investigators examining a crime scene with flashlights while they are in a house. It makes me want to scream, "Turn on the fucking lights you retards!"

    3. Re:Doesn't always happen by Ghent99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It makes me want to scream, "Turn on the fucking lights you retards!"

      I always got the impression that this is done intentionally, for a variety of reasons:

      • Colors are more vibrant and details stand out better when thrown into sharp contrast.

      • For instance, finding a small piece of something in a rug with a light on can be fairly hard since your brain has to interpret all that visual information. However, if the area is dark, and you shine light around, the object is much more visible due to the sharp contrast. You'll notice this is why they use flashlights even in well-lit areas at times.

      • Turning on the lights may disturb the crime scene.

        Who knows what's happening when they first get there. All clues and evidence are important, and for all one knows, turning on the lights might disturb something. Granted, this is reaching, buut that's the point. They try not to change the environment as much as possible so they don't contaminate anything. Again, reaching, but what if said killer left a blood spot on the bulb of the lamp in a room with the victim and Joe Schmoe Crime Lab Investigator comes in and snaps on the light... oops.. there goes the DNA sample that just burned up from the heat of the lighting coil in the lamp.

      Each one of those reasons alone would be enough for me not to just turn on the light.

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  210. Whole picture by siskbc · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let's talk about how easily and accurately one can estimate the time of death of a corpse, shall we?

    If you believe these shows, it's an easy and exact science. In reality, it's neither.

    I've never seen the show indicate that time of death is that easy - they tend to use the word "about," and often provide a reasonable window. I've seen tmies where they set it up so the time of death was muddy enough to just let the alibi stand, at which point they had to build a case using other evidence.

    If your 'little forensics training' indicates otherwise, please inform us... but if you really are trained, you'll know that these shows are quite wrong often on this detail.

    True, some shows better than others. I've found CSI to be a bit better than a lot of shows. I've also seen them explore some interesting research, for example the work derived from the professor at the University of Tennessee who runs the "body farm." They also throw cutting edge intrumentation on the show occasionally, such as an episode solved by an "electronic nose." I can personally say that treatment in particular was dumbed-down and unrealistic, because I develop such devices. But they can't go in depth on the show, for time constraints, so introducing such techniques is a good start.

    They are the first popular show that I know of to explain the science of what they're doing. They do sometimes get things wrong, but not usually, and the attempt is a good one. Blood spatter, glass fracture, and ballistics tests are examples of classic analyses they've introduced. Is it as easy as they set it up on the show? No, because you have to make it obvious to the viewer how it works.

    These are short TV shows, with TV show hack script writers and limited schedules. Facts are frequently bent to make a better story. Real forensics experts have a hard time watching these shows, they're so full of mistakes.

    I'm not saying CSI is a Nova special. I'm saying it's the best of TV fiction. And I think it has a net positive influence on people, if only that CSI has also made other, more informative nonfiction shows that much more popular. Shows that do in fact get the science right. And again, I don't usually see CSI portray time of death estimates as solidly as you suggest.

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  211. Save me, Jebus!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yada yada yada......

  212. Geek rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you?

    Somewhere between "complete crap" and "has hot chicks".

  213. Ever watch "Crossing Jordon" ? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Apparently medical examiners all look like fashion models, and work in upscale trendy high-rise offices - filled to the brim with all sorts of super-zowie high-tech gadgetry. The M.E.'s are constantly investigate crime sceens, and interregating suspects.

    I had no idea it worked like that.

    But I shouldn't be surprised. According to TV and movies, all female scientists and doctors are babes. And they're all single.

  214. In Soviet Russia... by Picass0 · · Score: 0

    ...microscope looks at you.

  215. Relative accuracy of CSI by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

    I really don't watch TV anymore, but when I see scientific or medical claims on TV or in movies I think about the (in)acuracy with which they show thinks I DO know something about...like when someone is encrypting/decrypting something and I see some computer graphics gibberish flashing all over the screen that in realy life would just eat up CPU ticks. Or when someone is supposedly getting hacked and again I see fancy graphics on the screen that can't possibly have anything to do with what might plausably be happening. Point being that it's not very accurate at all. I assume that most anything they show is, to be generous, "dramatized."

    If the effect is as described, it might not be such a bad thing because "eye witnesses" are notoriously inaccurate and presecutors rely on them too much, because juries have tended to believe them. With death row cases being overturned from DNA evidence (cases that I would like to think recieve more than average scrutiny) demanding more "hard" evidence up front might save a lot of injustice down the road.

    I do like the "camera following the wire" effect, though.

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  216. Mixed feelings by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    I like CSI and watch it often. I think it is good entertainment and well written although I view it as a work of fiction and know enough to seperate reality from fantasy. I think most people can do this.

    I'm not really one of those people who feel that TV, or entertainment in general, have some sort of obligation to provide factual presentations. I'm all for fiction or the mixing of fact and fiction to tell an entertaining story.

    Even though I feel that story-telling is a legit purpose, I do sometimes have to wonder if there is some segment of society that is affected differently by all of the gratuitious violence and dark story lines (never mind that the good guy almost always wins).

    I won't go so far as to say that TV, movies, music, or entertainment in general are responsible for violent crime (individuals are - period), I can see how some people may become desensitized by the blood, guts, and gore on TV, in movies, and yes, perhaps even in music. I suspect that these people probably have other contributing factors (like abusive parents, alcoholisim, mental illness and so on).

    Life itself can be brutal. Earlier this week, I saw a dead body laying on the road, police had a large area taped off waiting for the real CSI & medical examiners. Less than a month ago, an aquaintance of mine was murdered in a convenience store robbery. Would these things have happened if there wasn't so much violence on TV? I don't know, how the hell could I? How can the "experts" quantify this? There are so many variables and each situation is unique.

    I do know we aren't living in the 1950's any more. Kids don't live a Beaver Cleaver lifestyle anymore and families aren't like Ozzie and Harriet. But so much has happened in the past fifty years. Vietnam, Kennedy's assination, the war on drugs, Civil Rights, women's lib, Iran, Iraq, Columnbine, Iraq redux and thousands of other things. Isn't is safe to assume that these things may have played into our collective psyches too?

    People are so quick to ask: "What is this or that doing to us?" Isn't the obvious answer that we are a collective combination of everything that has touched us? Aren't we responsible for making sense of these things? Then, if that is the case, why ask why? Most of us are capable of seperating fact from fantasy, those us us who aren't need help.

  217. Re:Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, New Detectives by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
    CSI is boring; heavy on the drama, light on the science.

    Exactly goddammed right, and the tip-off is simple: Not once have they peeled some guy's jeans and stuff off, and had a character exclaim, "Jeeze, didn't your mom ever tell ya to wear clean undies everyday, just in case?"

  218. Original is very good by Britz · · Score: 1

    I like the original series for many reasons.

    The coloring is one feature I like best. There is almost always a blue dark tone to all the scenes. You can really tell that some people at the show love to play with colors.

    Las Vegas is the ultimate place for this. Almost all scences play in the dark and there is lots of colored light around (just like in the real Vegas).

    Also all the colors used fit very well with each other.

    There is a certain style with the actors and the interior of the buildings that corresponds very well with the mentioned colors. The actors also look and dress very stylish. The black guy sometimes even seems to have green eyes.

    All in all the series is beautifully made by some very talented and dedicated designers. I also like the plot and other stuff, but the style/design stands out most.

    Miami of course has horrible colors that don't fit at all and I haven't seen NY yet.

  219. Same thing happened with fingerprints by jeffrey1681 · · Score: 1

    A couple of weeks ago when I first read about this issue I asked my father about it (he's a former Assistant District Attorney in NYC). He said that the same thing happened with fingerprints. People on the jury always wanted to see fingerprint evidence because that is what they read about in crime novels. He says that it's just one more thing that the prosecution has to explain and that it shouldn't be an issue for a good prosecutor. I think the only difference is the media that is being referenced and after the "newness" dies down it won't be a major issue.

  220. The problem... by Greg_D · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't exclusively the domain of CSI. It's with entertainment in general.

    What we have is entertainment that mimics bite sized portions of real life. Now, all television shows do this to a degree, but many of them are sitcoms that deal with familial situations, and since these situations are familiar to us, we can discount what we watch on the boob tube.

    CSI and other dramas are foreign in nature. We aren't forensic examiners, detectives, or doctors. We don't see all the long hours and the paperwork in these shows. They don't make for good tv. What these shows do is create a crop of new armchair experts who observe processes on an entertainment program and demand that it translate to real life.

    This used to be the sole venue for sports fanatics who would berate their coaches and players for perceived lack of execution on the field (and even today, people will judge athletes against ridiculous things like Madden scores instead of production on the field). Then it became political as news coverage of political issues came about. You don't need to know the issues, all you need to do is swallow the slogans. Eventually, it stretched into documentaries, live tv, and then dramas. And so on and so forth.

    We've gone to the point where we medicate ourselves based on the commercials we like. Can't get it up but want to throw a ball through a tire? Buy Levitra. Are you too lazy and fat to exercise like a normal human being? Thumb stomach surgery.
    Who needs doctors? We have commercials and the Discovery Health network!

    This can only be good in the long run, though. Right after I unveil my Red Hot Poker(tm) contact lens remover and Pocket Landmine, that is. All I need is celebrity endorsements. Just ask California!

  221. OT: Re:Grade by AstroDrabb · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    No, a "conservative" wants to save an innocent baby that has committed no harm against humanity vs. a _convicted_ murderer that has committed the _ultimate_ crime against humanity, taking another human life. You see, if you kill, you lose your rights to life. Plain and simple. If you have no respect for another life, _why_ in the world should society have respect for your life and pay millions to keep you alive for an average of 75 years or so?

    I am a Libertarian, so I don't follow all the Demo/Republi crap that is spewed. However, it doesn't take Albert Einstein to figure out that if you do not respect life, why should others respect your life.

    I think that sig is very Insightful in the way that it highlights the typical democrats stance of being allowed to kill a human while they are babies, yet detest killing a murderer while they are adults and having _full_ control over their actions. A baby has no defense against a doctor with a vacuum trying to kill it.

    What disgust me are people that are enamored with being able to kill babies that have committed no offense against society, yet not want to kill real abominations that have committed murder.

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    1. Re:OT: Re:Grade by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Because in killing the convicted killer, you imply that there is no humanity left in him. Also, by killing him you do not respect *his* life. Yes, he committed a grievous wrong, but what seperates us from animals is that we have the capacity not only for reason, but for compassion and forgiveness. You dont have to agree with a person, but it would be nice if you attempted to love them enough to forgive them their transgression and admit that everyone has a chance to be reformed. I'm not saying that we should release all the violent killers on the streets. I'm only saying that we should forgive them as best we can, and not commit the same grievous wrong that they have. The entire purpose of the justice system is to punish a criminal in the hope of reformation. Also, note that though I am pro-choice, the odds of me having a g/f get an abortion are low. Pro-choice does not imply that a person is willing to have an abortion. Pro-choice only implies that the person believes that others should be allowed to dictate within their mores whether or not an unborn fetus should be removed from them.

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    2. Re:OT: Re:Grade by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      Because in killing the convicted killer, you imply that there is no humanity left in him.
      His humanity was lost when he killed a child after sticking his penis in a 1 year old, or killed someone for a glad baggy with 1/4oz of weed, or raped a women and then killed her so she wouldn't be able to identify him.
      Also, by killing him you do not respect *his* life.
      HIS life was respected _everyday_ of his life _until_ he choose to kill another human. Remember that to get the death penalty in the USA, a jury has to be convinced that the murder was planned and not an act of passion or rage, etc.
      You dont have to agree with a person, but it would be nice if you attempted to love them enough to forgive them their transgression and admit that everyone has a chance to be reformed.
      I guess you have never heard of the criminal that has a rap-sheet since they were 10 or so and each crime became more and more violent. I will take a stab-in-the-dark and say you are not married and have no children? I am married to a wonderful women with a beautiful 3 year old little girl and a wonderful 8 month old son. So, if I took one of your loved ones and did all kinds of perverted things to them and as they were _begging_ me for their life, I stabbed them to death, you would want to extend forgiveness to me and try to get me back into society? Or would you just put me in "jail" for the rest of my life and have society pay the millions to keep me alive? You see, modern jail in the USA are not really punishment IMO. They have cable TV, 3-4 meal a day, no hard labor, _great_ exercise facilities, etc. I don't see how that is making some scum pay for the crime they committed against humanity.

      Don't get me wrong. I am not a Texan who thinks that everyone should be killed. I think that the death penalty should be for very horrid 1st degree murders, though I also think prison life should be made much harder.

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    3. Re:OT: Re:Grade by javamann · · Score: 0

      Didn't you say your were a Republician (and proud of it) in another post?

    4. Re:OT: Re:Grade by codemachine · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that prison should be tougher.

      But as to the death penalty argument and the cost savings, I've heard it is actually more expensive to put people to death than keep them in prison for life. If this is true, then the death penalty is really just kept in place to scare people.

      Personally I'd prefer to see it go away. If even one innocent person is given the death penalty, too much harm is done by it. At least the said innocent person has their life while in prison, no matter how shitty it is.

    5. Re:OT: Re:Grade by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      How is that possible to say it costs more to put someone to death than it is to keep them alive? In China, right before New Year's all the prisons clear out death row. I believe it only costs them the price of the bullet.

      It's the appeals that keep the costs up. Other than that, it's cheaper to kill a murderer, than to keep the criminal alive. They have nothing left to contribute to society.

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    6. Re:OT: Re:Grade by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Man I can't agree more. Jail is too easy. There should be an automatic rule of thumb, rapist and murderers receive immediate death sentence. Everybody else just do your time. There are some criminals that I just don't trust re-releasing back into society. Those who commited financial frauds or caught stealing are not remotely in the same category.

    7. Re:OT: Re:Grade by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 1
      No, a "conservative" wants to save an innocent baby that has committed no harm against humanity vs. a _convicted_ murderer that has committed the _ultimate_ crime against humanity, taking another human life.

      In case of abortion, I think it's a question of when the fetus becomes a baby. I think abortion in the first few weeks, when we are basically only talking about a lump of cells in liquid, is ok, and certainly the 24 hour pill is ok. After a few weeks, it starts to get questionable. Does this make me want to kill babies? If you think about it, miscarriages aren't that uncommon, even far into pregnancy.

      Also, I am not against death penalty per se, but I can't think of anyone who I'd let decide who gets to die and who doesn't. Most conservatives seem to think the justice system makes no mistakes and that the god takes care of the rest.

      In reality, to accept death penalty means that you need to accept execution of innocent people, too. Mistakes have happened, and they most certainly will happen again. So I actually think it's a GOOD THING that people are made more aware of the fallacies of crime scene investigation. I am not a great believer in the jury system anyway, they get to make big decisions on cases that professional scientists would have a hard time deciding on.

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    8. Re:OT: Re:Grade by tallman68 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even cost that. The executed prisoner's family is billed for the bullet, burial and other costs.

    9. Re:OT: Re:Grade by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      Don't you think that giving rapists the same penalty as murderers is likely to result in more rapists killing their victims? The old "hung for a sheep" problem, that took a few centuries to fix. If you use the ultimate penalty for less than ultimate crime, the offender has nothing to loose by commiting the ultimate crime.

      Not dissimilar to the prohibition of drugs problem, where by criminalising the user, commiting crime to support the habit becomes more common, because they are already categorised as criminal.

    10. Re:OT: Re:Grade by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      No, a "conservative" wants to save an innocent baby

      A fetus is not a baby. A baby is not fully dependant on the mother for biological support, and has begun to experience and interact with the world and develop a consciousness. A baby has a developed brain, a fetus prior to about the last trimester doesn't.

      if you do not respect life, why should others respect your life

      Because we're supposed to be better than those who do not respect life, not follow the example they set. And because, even if we accept the premise that there may be some people it would be justified to humanely put down, there is no one who can be trusted to make that decision. (You call youself a Libertarian but want to grant the state the power of life and death over its citizens? Bizarre.)

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    11. Re:OT: Re:Grade by stanmann · · Score: 1

      So we can kill a newborn up until the point when they no longer require biological support? Up until the point when they can speak? When is it ok?

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    12. Re:OT: Re:Grade by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      So we can kill a newborn up until the point when they no longer require biological support?

      We have a word for the time when a fetus no longer requires the full-time biological support, is no longer fully parasitic, on the mother. We call it "birth".

      While a newborn certainly hasn't achieved any significant sort of consciousness, much less personhood, it is on its way, and it can be given a great deal of ethical consideration without grossly interfering with anyone else's rights (at least in our socioeconomic reality).

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    13. Re:OT: Re:Grade by stanmann · · Score: 1

      A newborn still requires full time support, both biological and other, the only difference is he now processes his own oxygen.

      We have a word for the time when a child no longer requires full time biological support and is no longer fully parasitic on his parents, We call it graduation from High school.

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    14. Re:OT: Re:Grade by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      A newborn still requires full time support, both biological and other

      Uh, no. You can leave a newborn alone for several hours and it will survive. Cut a fetus off from the materal blood supply and it dies rapidly. Also a newborn can be given into the care of others, a fetus cannot. These are massive qualitative differences.

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    15. Re:OT: Re:Grade by mlyle · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify here:

      I think abortion in the first few weeks, when we are basically only talking about a lump of cells in liquid, is ok, and certainly the 24 hour pill is ok.

      The "morning after pill" (which is pretty effective up to 72 hours, or perhaps more), is not an abortificant. It works by inhibiting an (unfertilized) egg from being released, and by changing the environment inside the uterus to prevent fertilization. Only in a very small number of cases does it prevent a fertilized egg from implanting. It's just a very high dose version of the typical oral contraceptive.

      So really, no one ought to have a problem with the morning after pill except those of the 'every sperm is sacred' (*cough* Catholics) type.

  222. Holy shit by robfoo · · Score: 1

    That is, without a doubt, both the funniest and the most correct summary of every CSI:Miami show I've ever seen (both of 'em!)

    Give that man a chocolate fish. Hell, a whole box.

    (yeah, I know, other people have made similar comments - think of it not as '-1, Redundant', more '+1, giving the dude his props')

    1. Re:Holy shit by Foolhardy · · Score: 2

      NCIS too. Gibbs (teh main character) can do no wrong. He storms into warehouses full of terrorists armed with AK-47s and greandes (they all miss), shoots a few shots from his pistol (it only takes 1 each) and walks away without a scratch. Not even his hair is messed up. He takes the most redicilous gambles and always wins. His hunches are always right, as proven by evidence later. He always hates the right people. He easily manipulates the evil (and stupid) terrorists without the reverse ever happening.
      Warrants be damned; he's above them.
      Illegal arrests and confinement? Illegal, taninted searches? Pah!
      He gets into pissing matches easily and always wins.
      Why doesn't he just put a bright spandex suit on?

      I stopped watching this show after about 2 episodes, although not all my friends seem to hate it as much, so I still catch the occational scene; to remind me why I avoid it.

    2. Re:Holy shit by corbettw · · Score: 1

      He easily manipulates the evil (and stupid) terrorists without the reverse ever happening.

      Unless the evil terrorist is a red headed woman.

      Illegal arrests and confinement? Illegal, taninted searches? Pah!

      Um, "NCIS" stands for "Naval Criminal Investigative Service". The UCMJ is a little more forgiving of things like that than is the Constitution.

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    3. Re:Holy shit by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      Unless the evil terrorist is a red headed woman.
      Eh, I must not have seen that one. It's rare, however.
      Um, "NCIS" stands for "Naval Criminal Investigative Service". The UCMJ is a little more forgiving of things like that than is the Constitution.
      On the show it stands for investigative service (a little), procsecution service, judgement service, and execution service. Navy involvement is nice but unnecessary.

      Isn't the UCMJ, and in fact all of the government, subject to the Constitution?!
    4. Re:Holy shit by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      In defense of Gibbs, the guy was a Marine, so at least he's been trained to (and probably has during his tour) do stuff like that. Some people are so good with guns it's scary. The Marines also emphasize the marksmanship thing, too. So his character has some background to pull that off, not just some angsty dude with sunglasses in a hummer.

      The one dude who shot Ducky's assistant got the better of Gibbs, who also took a bullet to the arm for his trouble. Apparently you haven't watched the series that much, or are confusing it with CSI: Miami, or not paying attention.

      I don't know much about the UCMJ, but I suspect they are a little more lax with warrants when other military personnel are involved. (Do they even need them?) Arrest and confiment are probably handled differently, too. I know that the captain of a ship can send you to the brig, or hold a captain's mast without a warrant.

      Anyone out there who knows the UCMJ please clarify, I'd like to know how the above works.

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    5. Re:Holy shit by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      It's one thing to have great marksmanship, but when a grenade goes off a few feet away and he leaves with no hearing loss, no injuries of any kind, it's a bit silly. Also, he seems to be a bit too anti-authority for a Marine. Maybe that surfaced after he left the Corps?
      The one dude who shot Ducky's assistant got the better of Gibbs, who also took a bullet to the arm for his trouble. Apparently you haven't watched the series that much, or are confusing it with CSI: Miami, or not paying attention.
      That the bad guys sometimes win (temporarily; I'm sure he will be back to be revenged upon), even outsmart the good guys is very different than the bad guys manipulating them to do their bidding. Gibbs, however does it to them frequently. The bad guys always seem to be so stupid, except for a very small elite, whereas the good guys are never stupid.
      I don't know much about the UCMJ, but I suspect they are a little more lax with warrants when other military personnel are involved.
      I don't know how the UCMJ works exactly, but I hope it's more comprehensive than the gun-slinging wild west 'justice' that Gibbs & crew practice.

      Other military personnel? I was under the impression that Gibbs wasn't in the military anymore.
      Furthermore, Gibbs prosecutes many non-military people whom the UCMJ doesn't apply to, but doesn't treat them any different. Note also that foreigners in US jurisdiction get all the legal due process rights of a US citizen. (in the real world)

      There aren't any defendants that demand a lawyer, refuse to say anything and unconditionally force trial. (that I've seen; I may have missed the one case where that actually happens) In fact, I can't remember him ever actually taking anything to trial (there surely are military tribunals). I can't say that I've seen a single judge on the program, at all. Gibbs seems to answer to no one; just once I'd like to see him screw up royally on one of his idiotic gambles and be brought up on charges of recklessnes.
    6. Re:Holy shit by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Isn't the UCMJ, and in fact all of the government, subject to the Constitution?!

      Not as much as you think. The UCMJ provides some of the protections of the Constitution, but not exactly the same. For instance, you're entitled to be represented by counsel only in the case of certain types of courts-martial. That's a broad generalization, but we're straying pretty off topic and I want to keep it short.

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  223. CSI would be bad for Television... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    if television weren't so bad already.

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  224. Very few, and most part time by stryders · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I took a class in forensic anthropology one summer as an elective. The professor had a Master's degree from the University of TN, and was the forensic anthropologist for a huge swath of western NY (at least a few million in population, not to mention lots of lakes a forests for things to be found in). Her day job was as a pathologist's assistant, because she only worked as a forensic anthropologist a few days a month when there was something to be done. Sure there were several full-time so called CSI's but they usually did very boring stuff.

  225. Actually 3 spin-offs: NCIS by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    NCIS is in my opinion, the best of the 3. They tend to concentrate as much on character and witty dialogue as the investigation itself (however, all the computer stuff they do is very deeply flawed at best. It always amazes me how much money they invest in making pretty graphics for those scenes but spend $0 researching them for plausibility).

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  226. Video vs. stills by Atario · · Score: 1

    You're right. But. If you have low-res video, which gradually and slowly moves around (as in, say, a handheld shot of almost any sort), you should be able to retrieve more information than any one frame has by combining many images which overlap and are offset from one another by sub-pixel amounts. A bit of Googling reveals that substantial work [PDF] has already been done in this area.

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  227. NCIS + Research by Kyrka · · Score: 1

    "NCIS is in my opinion, the best of the 3. They tend to concentrate as much on character and witty dialogue as the investigation itself (however, all the computer stuff they do is very deeply flawed at best. It always amazes me how much money they invest in making pretty graphics for those scenes but spend $0 researching them for plausibility)."

    I have to agree with Prien715 whole-heartedly on both points. NCIS is definately my favorite of the three, and although a big fan of Gary S. the NY bit hasn't really "excited" me much.

    In the research department, I thought that Clint Eastwood's "Bloodwork" was probably the most excellent I've seen. While not particularly technical in nature, the strong Type A personality of (you know the character if you know the movie), and the wealth of Linux and other Open Source stuff on the book shelf over his shoulder were a nice touch. Not hard to suspend disbelief on that one.

  228. jennifer garner is a man by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    more specifically, a feminizing pseudohermaphrodite, like jamie lee curtis

    such a person, due to developmental hormonal snafus in the womb, are sent down the wrong sexual development path, so genetically, they are xy, while superficially, they are xx

    i really believe that

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    1. Re:jennifer garner is a man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is more to one's sex than just XY or XX.

  229. Dr G. Medical Examiner... by azpcox · · Score: 1

    on Discovery is a WAY more realistic show. It's also interesting how they blur out everything related to blood and gore, while CSI goes to the other extreme of showing intricate detail, including the boiling of a man's head to get to the skull to get a print of a tire iron, the wifes, not the husbands.

    It is based on real science and forensics and uses real tools, not some science fiction plot.

    Oh, and I love how every screen in their computer lab has the same hi-res graphics when they need it. All the monitors hooked up to a single source...

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  230. Next line... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Funny

    XANDER: Not on a regular VCR they don't

    According to Buffy, it's still possible to do this kind of crap, just not on a normal VCR.

    1. Re:Next line... by Hinhule · · Score: 0

      You can still zoom in, the resolution may be crap, but you can still zoom in. If you have the right stuff.

  231. Re:Infinite Resolution -OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Conservatives: Kill murderers, save children.

    Liberals: Kill children, save murderers.

    No, it's actually:

    Conservatives: Murderers, who kill women and children.

    So far, 100 to 200,000 in Iraq, estimated by Lancet. Or see:

    http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

    Ignorance is bliss.

  232. CSI Good, Spinoffs Bad by PFritz21 · · Score: 1
    I like the original CSI, and only the original. The characters are way better. It took 2 years before CBS created Miami. Who creates a spin off after two seasons? Not cool. New York is even worse. What a cop-out (forgive the pun). IF you wanted to make a third spinoff, you should have put it somewhere in the Midwest. When was the last time someone based a drama out of the Twin Cities, Chicago, St. Louis, or Fargo (OK, just got give props to my hometown on that one :).

    As for the show itself, it does make geeks cool, because they're atypical. Greg is a California dude, Nick and Warrick are a bit of a jock, Sara and Catherine are hot. Only Grissom comes off as a geek. He's got his science niche (bugs) and is overly excited by what he does (almost a geek requisite, don't you think?).

    In the words of those "Best Week Ever" people, Spin-offs: DOWNGRADE!!

  233. What? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    You mean every database in the world isn't interconnected and instantly accessible?

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  234. A fovea by tepples · · Score: 1

    It would be a little more legitimate if the cameras were using an optical zoom instead of a digital one...but once you're reviewing tapes and just going on the little bit of information on the record, I agree, it's pretty silly.

    Unless the cameras have an image sensor with a "fovea", or a higher density of elements in the center, sort of how mammalian eyes work. In that case, two different VCRs could tape the low-res peripheral picture and the high-res fovea picture. Even an ordinary still digicam CCD would work, as it could downsample the whole picture to one video stream and crop it to another.

    Now hand me the patent, please :-)

  235. Real Life CSI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a friend who works for the real CSI in Newport Beach, CA. Her biggest peeve of the show is that people believe everything they see on TV. She went into a room to take prints, you know, the old-fashioned way, with dust and tape. One guy looked over her shoulder and asked why she wasn't using the 'green laser' to get the print. She then had to waste her time telling him how stupid he was. sigh.....

  236. Crossing Jordan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I was on set as an extra where Jill Hennessy was one of the stars (Nuremberg). She's, like a babe, even in real life.

  237. JPEG image compression in a nutshell by tepples · · Score: 1

    A preprocessing step removes fine detail in color, to which the eye is less sensitive than to fine detail in brightness. The cosine transform packs most of the energy of an image block into a few coefficients. The quantizer knows that the human eye is more sensitive to noise in lower spatial frequencies than to noise in higher spatial frequencies, and the higher frequencies often become 0 after elementwise division. A bit of RLE and Huffman coding later, and you have JPEG image compression.

    1. Re:JPEG image compression in a nutshell by cens0r · · Score: 1

      That part I know. I had to create a jpeg encoder as a project. The question is WHY the DCT packs the information. No one has ever shown me a proof as to how this works.

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  238. CSI science is really just technobabble by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


    CSI is a show for entertainment purposes, and they take huge liberties with scientific accuracy. Overall, they are not terrible shows (except, perhaps, Miami--that show is the runt of the bunch), but everytime I see a perfect image magically taken from some fuzzy night-time low-res reflected image in seconds, I cringe.

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  239. Maybe good for science, but not good TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never seen anything as boring as the CSI shows, unless it's the Survivor shows.

    Crap like that is why I pulled the plug on my cable service six months ago. Anything I really want to watch I can download. The rest is trash.

  240. Sick and tired by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    With the popularity of CSI, you'd think people never watched any other cable channels. A&E is usually running a forensic science reconstruction show of some sort, as they have for years. Lately the Discovery Channel (at least the Australian version which I get) has crime reconstruction shows it seems like 24 hours/day. TLC has turned in to a cross between Home & Garden and WE. Even TechTV/G4's target audience is 13yo console kiddies, with an occasional insightful show on how to make one's desktop look even more stupid, how to create sigs for e-mails in Outlook Express, or a review of last year's MP3 players. There's hardly any real science/nerdiness left on TV. I wonder if they still show Mr. Wizard on Nick.. at least then I could relearn something interesting, like how to make a "volcano" with a little baking soda, vinegar, and a dash of molten rock. I can't remember.. maybe one of those ingredients wasn't required.

  241. And a mandatory pipet for everyone by Mars+Ultor · · Score: 2, Funny

    On a related note, as a graduate student in a biosciences lab, I always chuckle when I see one of the CSI lab techs at a bench - without fail there's a pipettor used in most episodes. Usually dispensing some sort of coloured mystery liquid. Obviously it can't be science without your trusty pipette in hand.

    Seriously, any other science geeks get a kick everytime they see a lab coat and pipette?

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    1. Re:And a mandatory pipet for everyone by Organized+Anarchy · · Score: 1

      The fact that the lab techs always have a pipette in hand doesn't give me the same reaction as you...but it's when they actually show the techs using the pipette that I cringe.

      I swear, at least half the time I see it, the pipette skills are mediocre! Either they are using the same tip for multiple samples, or they are sucking more air into the pipette than the actual sample. Come on, did these people not even take Chemistry in high school?

    2. Re:And a mandatory pipet for everyone by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      Obviously, they are sponsored by Eppendorf. Did you notice that pipettes are always held in a way to make the logo visible. And it's not only pipettes, most of the visible lab stuff is Eppendorf, centrifuges for example.

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    3. Re:And a mandatory pipet for everyone by EvolutionKills · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I love how pipettes mean *SCIENCE* [in a "Welcome to the world of tomorrow" voice]. Accompany any half-assed magazine article with a pic of pipettes or flasks filled with colored liquid (what is that, urine?) and it just screams "valid earth-shaking scientificky stuff!" to Joe Public.

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  242. Lawyers practicing Law? Is this a joke? by tyrione · · Score: 1

    When was the last time you went into a courtroom, sat down and listend to the attrocious orations being displayed as Lawyers in debate?

    Perhaps Lawyers are dismayed by the simple fact that jurors aren't as dense as they were in the past?

    How about we stop redrafting the laws to make it less and less a requirement to be guilty of committing a crime by real evidence instead of the ever spreading epidemic of circumstantial heresay?

    These Court TV cases are battles of illusion by the DAs and the Defense Attorneys. You can't tell me the average person today is smarter than they were fifty years ago. Fewer cases seem to be able to find corroborating evidence but more cases are returning convictions. WIth less cases managing to get real evidence to convict people and one would logically deduce that the juries of today are more easily swayed with the emotional court melodrama and media persecutions.

    How about we require real physical forensic evidence before we can bring a heinous crime to trial? It would sure save the taxpayers a lot of money.

    How about we fine every attorney who can't articulate in court and require all State Bar exams to revert back to the 50's of 3 days orals and 3 days written? That only seems logical and ethical. Everybody and their dog went into law for the fact it was 'easy money.'

    Not to give the shows cudos for its accuracy and for helping Science. However, at least something is making Science prevalent and important in Society, besides building up our advanced technologies in future wars, ala the Internet Pentagon.

  243. Its Worse by HitByASquirrel · · Score: 0

    In general, people need to realize that prime-time programming is not real life.

    _especially_ the reality shows.

  244. Proctor your Examination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gimme Emily Proctor from Miami any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

    Sure. Soon as I'm done with her.

  245. truth in advertising by rctay · · Score: 1

    Get these Crime scene wantabies in the field for a day. Go into a house in Summer to bag a three day old corpse. When you roll it over about 30 seconds of putrid gas boils out the anus and mouth. There's glamor for you. I don't want to do that anymore for any amount of money. Younger people have a morbid fascination with death. As you get older and closer to the inevitable you don't like to think about it as much.

  246. Do you even watch the show? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Really, you're debunking stuff that is not even true.

    As the grandparent said, on the show they *routinely* use the liver temp. And they *always* note that it is approximate. And yes, 1-2 hours *is* significanty narrowed down - if you are investigating a murder of someone who was discovere din the morning, what you need to know right away is - did this happen recently, or last night? Sure, more accuracy would be nice, but they *never* on the show imply that they know any more accurate than give or take an hour, unless they gte it form some other means, like sweat on the skin that isn't dry yet or something.

    Also, they routinly use other means to estimate the time of death from corpses that are very old - yes, even with maggots. One of the people on the show plays an entomologist, and he uses the types and amounts of insect puba casings and larva to estimate the time of death to within a few weeks if the corpse is months old, or to within a few days if it is weeks old.

    And yes, as someone with a background in this area this is all perfectly plausable. The show is not perfect, but give it some credit. They obviously have scientific advisors on the writing staff. Your buddys seem to me like the type of people who can't have fun watching a movie without picking it apart to feel superior. Sad.

    1. Re:Do you even watch the show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some serious concerns about using forensic entymology. Recent studies are indicating much larger variances than people have previously expected, or relied on - and many seasonal variations that have never been accounted for.

      Just as with fingerprints, there is a shakeup coming, and it is about time. These things are being portrayed as much more conclusive than they really are - and that is dangerous, both for the legal system, and for science.

      (Disclaimer: I'm not trained in forensics, just PhD level in biochemistry with chemistry minor; and I read about the problems with forensic entymology in Science or Nature I think ;)

      Oh, and not the OP :)

    2. Re:Do you even watch the show? by mikefe · · Score: 1

      I'm not discounting what you're saying, and your arguments have just added weight behind my argument.

      "As the grandparent said, on the show they *routinely* use the liver temp. And they *always* note that it is approximate. And yes, 1-2 hours *is* significanty narrowed down[...]"

      So you can narrow it down to hours on a few day old body with various means.

      "Also, they routinly use other means to estimate the time of death from corpses that are very old - yes, even with maggots. One of the people on the show plays an entomologist, and he uses the types and amounts of insect puba casings and larva to estimate the time of death to within a few weeks if the corpse is months old, or to within a few days if it is weeks old.[...]"

      And if it is several weeks/months old, they are only able to narrow down the time of death to a certain span of days.

      That was my point, not to discount what is shown on CSI. I know next to nothing about forensics, and these arguments are great sources against the people who think "those shows just give too much information to the bad guys".

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  247. Flux flow? Is that like a corpus body? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or epidermal skin?

    1. Re:Flux flow? Is that like a corpus body? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Muon flux flow is caused by fringe tran-warp currents in the outer skin of starships while manuvering at high warp in areas of space with high ratios of zero-point energy displacement.

      Duh.

  248. CSI vs's Crossing Jordan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CSI has to much tech rubbish, now I am a geek and I love Star Trek and the like , however CSI is ment to be set in the real world and in this world you can't just kept zooming in on a digtial photo from someones mobile phone that is 320 * 200 res 500x like they do, however I recommand that you all wacth Crossing Jordan as they "tend" go to Low tech solution and the storys are better

  249. Law and Order by X-Nc · · Score: 1

    I think that Law and Order does a good job of psudo-legal TV. I've been a fan of the original show for years. It's only within the last few months that I've gotten into CSI. I remember the premier episode and, for some reason, didn't like it. But with the back-to-back reruns on Spike TV I'm getting into it quite a bit. It still wouldn't replace L&O for me. I do miss Lenny, though he's supposed to be a regular (though not regular) member of some new L&O show coming out soon.

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  250. My opinion? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Total crap.

    Why do people have such a morbid fascination with murder and mayhem? People that feed off this garbage are mentally ill...

  251. Luminol by jmrobinson · · Score: 1

    The way these guys use Luminol for making blood glow in the dark, you'd think the toxicity of the chemical would kill them by now...

  252. Re:Full of bad science - intentional ? by iive · · Score: 1

    I think that this bad science could be intentional.

    I like the first season most and my guess is that it is the most accurate one. I aslo think that they do have advisor. But this advisor purpose is to hide the real methods of how crime are ivenstigated, so normal criminals won't be able to temper/avoid evidence.

    While there is little sense in this, I find it counter productive. People will expect that such things happen in real life and they will judge based on what they have seen.

    There is also something that looks very strange for me. The investigaros themself doesn't wear any special clothes, even when they examine a car!. I remember an British serial where the investigators wear chemical like coverall in order to don't contaminate evidence with their DNA, saliva and hair.

    I wonder does the real investigators wear casual police uniform?

  253. Proof left as an exercise to the non-member by tepples · · Score: 1

    First of all, the KLT (Karhunen-Loeve Transform) is theoretically most efficient at packing energy, but 1. the basis vectors depend on Markov statistics of the data, and 2. because the KLT isn't as factorable as the FFT or DCT, there is no "fast" algorithm like there are for FFT and DCT. Second, it appears that the KLT with Markov settings from a corpus of actual images closely resembles the DCT, as shown in the figures of these interesting slides.

    Proofs exist, but IEEE non-members aren't allowed to view them, and no way am I spending three figures on an annual membership just to argue a point on Slashdot.

  254. Maybe it's a good thing, but in other ways by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Think about it. CSI is getting people into forensic sciences, which just might be a good thing. It follows the lead of shows such as Emergency! which got a lot of people going into fire/medical professions. So why not?

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  255. criminals by torrents · · Score: 1

    what about the fact that they may create a generation of smarter criminals who need only tune in for a regularly schedualed episode to learn about the most common mistakes that their kinsmen make

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  256. Model legislation legislation by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Suggest that jury exemptions be eliminated for anything other than medical (mental or physical) inability to perform the duties expected of a juror.

    Dunno if you've seen this yet, but it's an interesting attempt to focus attention this issue.

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    1. Re:Model legislation legislation by The+Man · · Score: 1
      I guess I'd like to see a combination of the two proposals given in the article: jurors should be paid a fair wage, equal in fact to the wage they would have earned otherwise. That should eliminate the fundamental unfairness of requiring people to miss work (we already have laws prohibiting adverse treatment by employers, so that aspect is covered). It's expensive, but justice is beyond price. I certainly don't want ever to be tried by 12 unemployed people living in trailers for whom the $15 a day is a raise. I don't care if people want to have that lifestyle, but claiming that they're my peers is silly. One might also make the case that such people are less likely to be educated and/or intelligent enough to follow the trial, honestly assess the evidence, and respect the law. My peers are responsible men and women who work for a living, exactly the kind of people who usually get excused from duty.

      While we're at it, the peremptory strike should be eliminated. If you can't show cause that the person is unfit for duty, he or she serves whether you like it or not. Voir dire should be limited as well: unless you have some relationship with a party or have significant knowledge of the case, you serve. Potential jurors don't need to answer questions about their childhood. Are you materially biased, or aren't you? Simple. In return, lying during voir dire should be made a high felony with a minimum 10 year sentence. Don't fuck with justice.

      Once we've fixed the jury system, the next step is compulsory service on redistricting boards. I've had enough gerrymandering. 9 citizens who have never been members of, contributed to, or registered to vote as an affiliate of any political party should be randomly selected and forced to sit in a room until they're redrawn the districts according to a few simple anti-gerrymandering rules (only natural boundaries, number of boundaries must be minimised, population of all districts must be approximately equal). It'd take less time and be a hell of a lot more fair. Oh yeah - and any member who votes in favour of a gerrymandered district goes to prison for 20 years. Don't fuck with my representative democracy.

    2. Re:Model legislation legislation by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      justice is beyond price

      I served on a jury in Washington, DC for a simple marijuana case, and was amazed to find that I was the only white collar professional in the jury. In a city chock full of white collar workers, the jury consisted almost exclusively of retirees and fast food employees. This is not to say that retirees and fast food employees aren't smart, discerning, and able to make competent decisions. But I found it incredible that I was the only person who lived in Northwest DC (where the vast majority of white collar professionals in DC live) and the only one who seemed unconcerned about the length of the trial. These people really didn't care whether they got back to work in an hour, a day, or a week.

      Your comments about streamlining the selection process are right on the money in my book. Think of how much time and wrangling we could save by simply drawing members of the community to serve as jurors in their community - plain and simple. Imagine also how much that would cut down on legal fees and save taxpayers money at the same time.

      I'm with you on redistricting boards, too. The thing about jerrymandering is that both parties think it serves their needs when they are in power, but they cry foul when they are out of power. Clean, fair districts could really breathe some fresh air into the American political system and give people the feeling that they are not being completely manipulated. It's not often talked about, but in my book systematic gerrymandering is one of the single worst things that has happened to the American political process in the last 50 years.

      Talk about a true "clean up government" platform. I think it's time for me to start writing letters to the Governator about redistricting... .

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    3. Re:Model legislation legislation by Darby · · Score: 1

      Potential jurors don't need to answer questions about their childhood. Are you materially biased, or aren't you? Simple. In return, lying during voir dire should be made a high felony with a minimum 10 year sentence. Don't fuck with justice.

      . Oh yeah - and any member who votes in favour of a gerrymandered district goes to prison for 20 years. Don't fuck with my representative democracy.

      Please let me know when you will be running for an elected position in my area so I can vote for you.

    4. Re:Model legislation legislation by pthisis · · Score: 1
      It's not often talked about, but in my book systematic gerrymandering is one of the single worst things that has happened to the American political process in the last 50 years

      It sucks, yes. It's not nearly that recent. Wikipedia says:

      The term is named for early Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry. In 1812, the Massachusetts legislature redrew legislative district lines to favor the Jeffersonian Republican party candidates.


      Also, since my first name is spelled and pronounced the same as his last name I feel compelled to note that:

      jerrymandering

      Elbridge Gerry's last name is pronounced with a hard 'G'--the proper mispelling would be "garymandering". Though popular usage has a soft g ("j") sound in the word.
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    5. Re:Model legislation legislation by Infonaut · · Score: 1
      In 1812, the Massachusetts legislature redrew legislative district lines to favor the Jeffersonian Republican party candidates.

      I should have been more specific. I was referring to the computer-assisted bullshit that's been turned into the Devil's own art by party hacks in the last decade. Vote fraud, gerrymandering, and the like has been around since the birth of the republic (in some places it's more enshrined than in others, I suppose). I just find the systematic and technologically-assisted nature of today's fraud particularly repulsive, in that it is widespread and very difficult to combat.

      There's a frightening article in the Jan/Feb 2004 issue of The Atlantic (you have to pay to retrieve it from their online archive, so I didn't bother with a link). The gist of it is that the gerrymandering has become so effective that it protects itself. If you do a good enough job locking in the right constituent base through gerrymandering, you can keep your party in control of a region until the next round of gerrymandering, which you will of course control.

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    6. Re:Model legislation legislation by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Once we've fixed the jury system, the next step is compulsory service on redistricting boards. I've had enough gerrymandering. 9 citizens who have never been members of, contributed to, or registered to vote as an affiliate of any political party should be randomly selected and forced to sit in a room until they're redrawn the districts according to a few simple anti-gerrymandering rules (only natural boundaries, number of boundaries must be minimised, population of all districts must be approximately equal). It'd take less time and be a hell of a lot more fair. Oh yeah - and any member who votes in favour of a gerrymandered district goes to prison for 20 years. Don't fuck with my representative democracy.

      Screw that. Just hire people from far away (who have no information about the local politics), give them population numbers (but no other information about the population) and have them draw the districts. Better yet, come up with a computer program that will, given a population size and a number of districts to draw (equal population in each), draw districts with the minimum sum perimiter. Don't feed it any demographic information, just population and street locations and require that the boundries fall on streets.

    7. Re:Model legislation legislation by The+Man · · Score: 1
      Just hire people from far away (who have no information about the local politics), give them population numbers (but no other information about the population) and have them draw the districts.

      This isn't bad, but people with money and power have a way of corrupting this sort of thing, and it's not unlikely that randomly selected people, even those from far away, would be partisan. The check for no party affiliation is still important. And in a state the size of Texas or California, it's unlikely that randomly-selected citizens with no party affiliation will know much about the politics of regions other than the one they live in.

      Better yet, come up with a computer program that will, given a population size and a number of districts to draw (equal population in each), draw districts with the minimum sum perimiter. Don't feed it any demographic information, just population and street locations and require that the boundries fall on streets.

      First, who writes the program? Who evaluates it for correctness? Who decides which one to buy? I shy away from computers in this area even though the problem is best solved by them, simply because people trust computers too much, the solution is too hard for humans to verify correct, and the software to do this is an obvious point for tampering. Second, it's not quite so simple to implement, since in some areas streets and highways aren't sufficient to district properly - you also need rivers, streams, latitude and longitude lines, survey markers, and sometimes more to divide a region fairly because not all district boundaries are in cities (in fact, I'd argue that they shouldn't be if possible). That said, anything chosen should be natural or obvious for use as a boundary, but these things aren't trivial to represent to a computer. You also need to know the exact coords for every residence, which is not accurately known by any mapping database. This applies to human-generated maps, too, but at least in that case we aren't pretending it's perfect.

  257. CS Wha? by mindbomb33 · · Score: 1

    So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you? My tinfoil hat told me to tell you, 'what is CSI?'

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  258. I Diten't Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Since we seem to have some English Nazis here, who else is apalled by the rampant use of, "I ditent do it" on national TV? Is there some regional language defect?

  259. LAPD by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

    LAPD...we treat you like a King.

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  260. Demand!? by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
    "instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI"

    WTF?! Demand? Last time I was on a jury, they didn't exactly ask us what kind evidence we wanted. In fact, I don't remember speaking to, uh, anyone at all, except other jurors.

    Is this some new type of court where they ask the jurors for which evidence they like?

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    1. Re:Demand!? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Is this some new type of court where they ask the jurors for which evidence they like?

      Hmmm. I think I'll have the chicken.

  261. Quincy, M.E. by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    There might be a burst of interest in the current generation. The previous generation's interest in forensic science was stimulated by Quincy, M.E., a medical examiner with a tendency to investigate further.

    Before that, there was Sherlock Holmes...

  262. Do not rely on DNA - the criminals are catching up by cana5ta · · Score: 1

    Since the top-rating shows like CSI so frequently rely on DNA to solve many of the deaths, I find it curious that many viewers are may not recognise how easily DNA results may be incorrect.

    Some aussie Slashdot'ers may have seen a Four Corners episode regarding DNA results putting the wrong people behind bars.

    There are many sites on the web which relate to DIY PCR machines (polymerase chain reaction) to 'photocopy' amounts of DNA which can be used to overlay any other DNA at a crime scene.

    How long until we see spam mail selling us someone elses DNA for 'evil' purposes?

  263. Love it, hate it by Reene · · Score: 1

    I love the original. Miami ruined it for me. New York is a disaster.

    I still watch the original CSI on SpikeTV every now and then, though. The show just lost its magic when it lost Grisham. He was geekalicious.

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  264. Ahhh yes, the KLT. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    That's like your last ditch suggestion.

    Hey, we wanna compress sonar data... but it can't affect any of the displays in post-processing. Yadda yadda.

    Me: Hey, why not use a KLT instead of a filterbank?

    Them: Hey yeah. Wait, we can't do this in realtime.

    Me: Well, then get some more bandwidth. This isn't voodoo magic.

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  265. NO! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Refocus-it DOES NOT give you extra resolution

    Refocus-it can deconvolve blur due to motion or an approxmiately gaussian operator (i.e. a picture out of focus).

    But it does not recover "hidden information". A blown up picture of text will look like blurry, sure. But when you go to use refocus-it, you'll get a HORRIBLE mess which will look like the sharpened form of the resampling artifacts. (cubic interpolation is like a very small-windowed convolution) And so you'll get delicious, useless ringing on top of nice graidents... no extra hidden lines or curves or edges.

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  266. Science rating web site, anyone ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone create a website, moderated, where we could rate the science of TV shows and films ?

    I mean, some things are good, some are bad.

    I would like to know how many scientific flaws there is other shows. For example, "Pensacola" seems pretty close to reality in the US air force, and "Planetes" (anime) is pretty accurate for zero-G manuvers (it is good in principle, horribly wrong in the details, but is the best I've seen yet.)

    What is pissing me out is that, shows like CSI, look like they are showing the exact reality because of their apparent seriousness even though they are taking liberties with it.

  267. Simple Color Psychology by RedBear · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think I read about that in an article on CSI:Miami. It's just color psychology. Most people don't consciously notice the color cast, they just think the reddish place is getting more direct sunlight and is thus hotter (Miami) and the bluish place is getting more overcast/shade type light, thus colder weather (New York). It gives each show a different "feel". Same thing happens in the photography field. Look up color balance, color psychology and white balance.

    You probably don't realize it but a lot of the commercial images and things you see on TV are passed through a slightly reddish filter or white balanced on a slightly blue object (thus subtracting blue, the same as adding red) to "warm them up". It makes skin tones look more vibrant and everything looks more inviting and appealing, psychologically speaking. That's why things on TV often look more "real" than the everyday things you see around you. Apparently the general public doesn't like the drabness of color accurate reality.

  268. Was his name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Bush?

  269. Interaction? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I find the "interaction" one of the more annoying parts. The character personalities definately are interesting, as is some of the background, but the interaction seems to take familiar turns such as the "love interest" between Grissom and Sidle is a useless sideline.

    I'm sorry, but I'd rather watch CSI for the interesting pseudo-science than watch the cool bug guy hint at his deep feelings for his attractive female co-worker.

  270. Re:which Grade? by Justabit · · Score: 0

    I thought we addressed the issue of killing killers a long time ago. Just look at such films as Clockwork Orange in which the 'poor misunderstood' killer is retrained using new technology. So what if the moral of the movie was 'new technology works but poorly directed is bad' or even ' You can take the killer instinct out of a killer but you cant take it out of society' It still made very valid points. I say "hold their eyes open and play Bach till they scream" then retrain their brains to be servile automatons for the good of society. Serve as a constant reminder to anyone thinking of killing much more than not seen electric chair or non painfull injection.

    Babies can be cute (I've got 2) but can sevearly cut into your GTA: San Andreas play time, so I can really SIMpathise with newly pregnant moms wanting to do the right thing and give their foetuses to genetic engineers to help make the next gen of cyborg fighters even better. Who knows, they might even cure a few diseases along the way, and cord blood is really tasty to a kid dying of Leukemia.

    Besides dont the kids who grow up not having been wanted as a baby, turn into societys monsters and kill people. So situation 1 affects situation 2 and Vica Versa in many ways, thus continuing the cycle that is life or death as the case may be.

    Also, inteligence being predominately passed on the mothers side means that moms who are stupid enough to get unwantedly pregnant are more likely to bring the national average down in the long run. Then you would have societies choosing 4 more years of no brains. Don't talk about brain drain, talk about genetic brain dilution.

    My answer is to zombify killers to help work in abortiion clinics & GM labs- Problem solved. Maybe then the trains will run on time.

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  271. CSI tech good, acting bad by Combustible+Clown · · Score: 1

    If David Caruso didn't play such a smarmy git in CSI Miami I'd enjoy it a lot more. And if the shows didn't spell out their train of thought until it's beaten into the heads of even the completely clueless. However, it is a good show revealing what technology can do. With an attractive female cast, many a indecisive male will opt for a science degree knowing it's not full of complete nerds.

    1. Re:CSI tech good, acting bad by e7 · · Score: 1

      "will opt for a science degree knowing it's not full of complete nerds."

      Make that "will opt for a science degree not knowing it's full of complete nerds."

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      Corollary to Moore's Law: The IQ of new computer owners is declining.
  272. Oh please. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    He is a fucking actor for bunny's sakes...

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  273. useless science by chrisch · · Score: 1

    I only saw one episode and it was enough to convince me that the show was crap. In search of an abandoned boat on a lake, the investigator placed a small plastic boat in a tub of water and simulated the wind by blowing air over the tub with a fan. Armed with a compass, he watched the boat drift to the edge of the tub and this allowed him to pinpoint the real boat on the lake. Total BS!

  274. A Message for the Masses... by stereoroid · · Score: 1
    ... and the message is:
    • You are being watched, tracked, logged, whenever you go somewhere or do something. Make a phone call, the authorities can get a copy of the audio with little justification.
    • Your personal data is stored in huge databases that CSIs can search without a specific warrant.
    • Just being in the area where a crime was committed is grounds for suspicion, never mind knowing the criminal: prepare to bend over and provide DNA, fingerprints, and a full personal history.
    • Once you pop up on the CSI / police radar, you will be harassed and investigated; your life story, fingerprints and DNA scans will land in multiple Federal, State, and even International databases, even though you are never accused of a crime.
    • Next time a crime is committed where you were only remotely or circumstantially involved, expect the police at your door, so keep an alibi in mind at all times.
    It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you..!
    --
    (this is not a .sig)
    1. Re:A Message for the Masses... by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      This is a good thing. I'm always in awe of the stupidity of most criminals. Maybe more of them will watch these type of shows and think twice about doing what they were planning on doing. If nothing else, a low-IQ hood who plans some elaborate way of evading CSI style techniques is probably *more* likely to screw up and get caught.

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      -- stream of did I lock the front door consciousness
  275. Good science by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

    Is when the lead character says (about a guy falling off a building): "Terminal velocity is 9.8 m/s^2", and all the other guys are nodding their heads. I teach engineering, and if one of my students had said something like that, I would have had severe doubts about the effectiveness of our course.

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    Languages aren't inherently fast -- implementations are efficient
  276. Great responses. by Excen · · Score: 0

    listen to live streaming audio from the "Savage Nation", hosted by Michael Savage.

    That guy is a fucking moron.

    Now if I could just find a way to harness the flamebait to resurrect my karma with the two previous posts. Heck, all I gotta do is post a link to the streaming audio and the parent poster might mod me insightful. That, or the liberals might chop my balls off and revoke my ACLU and PETA memberships.

    Just kidding. I actually belong to the KKK and NRA.

    /and the GNAA for those keeping track

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    "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
  277. Software by The+13th+Duke · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a torrent of Caruso v1.0? I would like to upgrade my ability to speak few words, but with melodramatic pauses in between them while simultaneously either donning or removing my sunglasses. I would like the add-on Hummer pack too, if poss. Thx

  278. Don't cover themselves.. by Dodecha · · Score: 1

    Funny how they're always dressed up nicely, no
    sterile protecting gear.. and when they find a
    tiny peice og hair, its always from the
    murderer/victim/a witness...

    I watched forensic detectives on discovery channel
    for a long time before csi came on tv here (to norway),
    so when i first saw it at one of my mates houses,
    they got pissed off because i sat there telling them all the wrong
    things they did.

  279. CSI:Miami - not *written* by Floridians... by RogL · · Score: 1

    There was an episode of CSI:Miami where the pivotal piece of identifying evidence was: the front Florida license plate on a car, in a blurry surveillance. It was enhanced & used to track down the killer (I think it was a murder).

    My wife was *amazingly* pissed-off when we watched that episode. Why?

    Florida only issues a single license plate, which gets attached to the *rear* of the car. No front tag. We're Floridians - we should know.

    If you're going to set a show somewhere, try to get the details right.

  280. ok, i'll bite by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    you find any reputable medical practice that would perform an abortion post, say, 14 weeks.
    would you say that a mother-to-be was a murderer, if, for example, she had a glass of wine or sat down too fast and killed off 2 cells that were just starting to split and could have otherwise eventually formed an embryo?

    1. Re:ok, i'll bite by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You mean a "real" doctor Vs an Abortionist?? You may be right. Personally, Philosophically and religiously I'm a Conceptionist, BUT I recognize that the human body is a marvelous creation and sometimes decides to SPONTANEOUSLY terminate a pregnancy. We don't know why, and it doesn't matter, it isn't a willful act. Surgical or Chemical Abortion is.

      And I would support criminal action(reckless endangerment the same thing that parents who lock the kids in the closet get) against someone who performs known unsafe activities subsequent to knowing that she is pregnant... smoking drinking crack piping shooting heroin.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    2. Re:ok, i'll bite by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      ...sometimes decides to SPONTANEOUSLY terminate...

      It's more like 99.99% of all conceptions that are aborted (or fail to continue dividing, whatever) well before the first period is missed.

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    3. Re:ok, i'll bite by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Is that a best guess? or just something someone made up... the sometimes is of course after the first missed period and "positive test".

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  281. This reminds me of radar by trigggl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My class and lab were a while ago, so bear with me. Radar sends out a pulse that bounces off of objects and radiates in all directions. That radiation returns to the radar antenna at a greatly reduced level. That level is usually going to be lower than the level of static. With one radar pulse, you would see nothing. If the results from 10 pulses are added together the object in the distance will become very obvious. That's because static will average to 0 theoretically. The return pulse will add up faster than the static. I did a lab on this for which I still have the o-scope images downloaded in a report on a floppy. As well as this method works, it can only help so much. If a return pulse is too low it will not grow faster than the static as it is added up. The lower the return level the more pulses you need to see it.

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    Ops, I shuld have usd the prevuwe but in.
  282. I've never watched CSI by log0n · · Score: 1

    (US-centric view; idealist) but aren't we innocent until proven guilty? And we're only proven guilty after all traces of doubt are gone or it's conclusively proven fact?

    In the real world things cost money and aren't uber-fast. But as long as the punishments/verdicts are being cast out into that same real world, I think all efforts available should be followed simply because we're required to by the 'innocent until proven guilty' mandate.

  283. Having been a witness to by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    prosecutorial and police misconduct I'm all for cold hard scientific evidence. Eyewitlesses be damned, rubber hosed confessions be damned.

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    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  284. OT question about your sig by Darby · · Score: 1

    Someday Quantum computing will prove David Hilbert right!

    About what in particular?

  285. 2 spinoffs??? by trghpy · · Score: 0

    "Wonder, how do Slashdot readers feel about the show, and its two spinoffs?"

    Am I the only one yelling kicking and screaming that there are 3 spin-offs? I'm more sick of all the stinking spin-offs than anything else.

    First there was CSI (vegas). And it was good.
    Then there was CSI Miami. And it was good.
    Then there was Navy CSI a spin off of the JAG series, but still a CSI show. And it wasn't bad.
    Now there is CSI New York. And it is too much.

    Maybe the DOJ is funding the writers of CSI to throw in technology that doesn't exist, and to make CSI budgets look plentiful.
    Ever notice how many DNA tests are done in the average CSI episode? The costs of CSI's DNA testing could represent an entire budget for an investigation of a murder.
    If people see crimes being stopped on TV maybe they'll stop bugging the government.

    Just call me paranoid.

    my sig can beat up your

  286. CSI by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    I friend of mine used to do crime scene investigation(no longer he hated the hours)

    One thing he did say is that he never ever would have talked to a potential suspect, that was left to the police.

    Just in case your didn't know.

  287. Correct by moby · · Score: 1

    Take a computer vision course and you to will learn how to write programs that take many images and create higher resolution or panoramics.

    Governments use this to enhance satellite imagery.

    Basically, you warp all the images to one viewpoint using something like a projective transformation. It only takes eight corresponding points per image pair [non-planer].

    Make sure your up on your linear-matrix algebra fist !

  288. great ingredients for winning political support by HBI · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hmm -

    -A dash of conspiracy theory
    -Anti-American leftism
    -Contempt for a majority of the voting public
    -Outdated, disproven socialist ideas

    I sense a winning ticket there - for Republicans.

    An entire generation has been raised to understand that socialist thinking sucks, whether we refer to unions, entitlement handouts or other forms of government interference in the function of the economy. That same generation also thinks affirmative action sucks, and gay marriage isn't well thought of either.

    Beside that, who wants to think of their country in a negative light? That's right, no one except the rabid opposition (this means you). Propagandizing people via the network news worked in Vietnam because people were still trusting of mass media. That trust ran out years ago.

    I don't care if everyone that votes Republican has 80 IQs and marries their sister. As long as I can escape my lifespan without being part of some Stalinist 'utopia' that the Democratic party appears aimed for, i'm happy.

    Ignoring politics was normal for our parents, but it's certainly not going to afflict me, since ignorance results in turd burglars like Kerry and Gore getting into office. Onward!

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    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    1. Re:great ingredients for winning political support by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      You know.... I can still see you when you cover your eyes and I can still hear you when you cover your ears....

      Socialists socialists... hmmmm.. socialists.... like.. the... socialist.... party.... that.... kerry.... was.... running.... against*.

      Yes, I prefer this New Amerika where we spell it Amerika not because we're a bunch of psychotic feminists but because only the "liberal elitists" would dare do anything like crack open a book. Quick! To the TV, Cletus! We're missing FEAR FACTOR!

      Fear not, you'll pay. Your idiot red state supporters can only drive society so far into the ground before it can't go any farther. Then, as usual, it will be the blue states to the rescue because while your buddies were out on the back porch shooting pigeons and swilling cheap beer while they waxed philospohic about the relative merits of each ones sister's performance in bed the other night, the people who actually bother to think for five minutes or more out of the day - which necessarily excludes every stumphumping moron that voted for Bush based on the numerous assinine arguments that were constantly being provided up to and through the election [see above] - was out there doing something useful to keep this shithole of a country from drowning itself.

      As always, the blues will eventually be forced to drag the rest of you idiots along with us....

      * at least as much as you can say any third party runs against anyone, anyway.

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    2. Re:great ingredients for winning political support by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Ya know, it's funny... when I read your posts, it's just like looking down while I'm taking a piss. I think to myself, "My god, WHAT A DICK!"

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
  289. LOVE IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I LOVE CSI...I'm addicted and although it makes you think, gee a crime can be solved in an hour...it's educational and so much better than a lot of TV that's out there right now. My favorite is CSI Miami. It's like the millenium version of Sherlock Holmes. I also think it's awesome that so many more people think it's a great new career field...it's finally getting it's day in the sun!

  290. Ballistics inaccuracy by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

    My big problem with CSI is that it continues to promote the gross misconception that a ballistics test can acertain whether or not a gun was used to fire a particular bullet. This is in fact not possible. You see, every time a bullet is fired through a gun, it passes through the barrel, and the rifling (the grooves in the barrel that make the bullet spin) leave striations on the bullet. However, at the same time, the bullet is producing tremendous friction on the barrel, altering the riflings slightly. Therefore, any subsequent rounds fired will have slightly different striations. So ballistics tests can determine that a gun did NOT fire a bullet (i.e., wrong number of striations (some guns have 4 riflings, some have 5, etc), or totally inconsistent paterns), or that a gun COULD have fired a bullet, but you can never say with certainty that it was THE gun.

  291. CSI is pseudo-science. by indig0 · · Score: 1

    I heard CSI was a good show, so I honestly tried to give it a chance... But, in the first few minutes of an episode centering around a body falling from a building, the male lead made a statement similar to: "his terminal velocity was 9.8 meters per second squared."

    For those that aren't snobby elitist physicists like me, that's total bullshit. The show is a drama, and the science they use is only there to fuel the plot. Anyone who thinks that CSI is inspired by real life probably thinks that stealing cars is just like in "Gone in 60 Seconds" or that compromising systems is just like in "Hackers".

    The scary thing (for me) is all the people that didn't notice how wrong that line is... :-P

  292. 4 Things wrong with the show by EvilSkippy · · Score: 1

    I love CSI but it has a few problems that just irk me 1. All cases are sexy and interesting. I mean how many murders happen in Las Vegas in a given year. And each one is a love triangle or some serial killer. I mean most murders are crime related like with gangs or related to some you know like a husand killing a wife during an argument. Of course doing an hour show of some gang banger getting toasted for driving down the wrong street would be impossible plus could you see the interview with a gang banger swearing and that. 2. Notice that they have the evidence yet they still need a confession to wrap up the story. I mean that what the evidence is for so you do not have to listen to some bs tale of mistaken identity. Actually confessions bother me with a crime dramas like Matlock and CSI. Can this people not keep there mouth shut and wait for there day in court. Yet every time some idiot person tells the police how they did it. 3. Reality of Forensic science is it can be slow and plodding. But in CSI the compress it into a short video clip of the character hard at work with some nice music. WOw that 1 day of work only took 30 seconds.. and with a nice back beat. 4. Why or Why are the CSI people interviewing witnesses isn't that the job of the detective and police. What happened to police procedure. 5. The super cool programs and computers and gadgets. Let us forget how much they cost and how to good to be true they are. I mean I am not idiot when it comes to computers but some of those programs look to intuitive to use. Wow with a push of the button I have a map of the 5 city blocks with a picture of each resident that I suspect. Why have voter registration when you have that program. Yet the programs are connected to 20 different databases with no problem or lag or permission. I need to know which area of the city has a this kind of dirt and wow in ten seconds I have a nice map with all the details I need. But the main question was does this SHOW help put interest into forensic science and science in general. I would put this show like the movie Hackers was years ago. Idiots got interested in computer hacking and did not put the work and time into being actual computer hackers. So yes people get interested but it all ends up for naught and generally wasted peoples time both the wannabees and the all ready theres. Skippy

  293. good learning experience by HBI · · Score: 1

    As long as you are a leftist you're going to continue thinking that. Then when you grow out of it you'll realize you're as much of a dick as I am.

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    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    1. Re:good learning experience by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I suppose that all depends on what your definition of 'leftist' is.

      Actually, seeing as how you're a fairly vocal 'rightist,' I am genuinely curious. Wht *do* you folks think 'we' believe?

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
    2. Re:good learning experience by HBI · · Score: 1

      In summary, the same shit I used to. I'll try to be fair.

      • As a general principle, there is no good reason for life to be unfair.
      • It is the government's responsibility to correct unfair life situations to the maximum extent possible, utilizing public funds for the purpose without consideration for economic effect. In other words, if there is an itch, the government should scratch it - with cash.
      • Authority in general exists to oppress us.
      • There's no reason for gross income disparity.
      • The rich are enemies of the working class with disparate goals.
      • The money that the rich receive is a net loss to the common worker.
      • Progressive taxation is good because the government can do better things with the money than rich people will.
      • Corporations are even more evil than the rich.
      • War is bad, in general. If someone isn't shooting at us in the immediate CONUS sense, we shouldn't be fighting.
      • It's our inalienable right to weaken our government through whatever peaceful means possible in time of war because we don't like the basis thereof, including backing foreigners.
      • If it feels good, it's ok.
      • There should be no government mandated metrics on how we live our lives, or attempts to mandate morality.
      • People should have the right to do whatever they want with their bodies. (summation of abortion, euthanasia, drugs, tattoos, piercings, home amputation or whatever else you want to lump in here)
      • Capital punishment sucks. Your reason could vary - general mercy or fear of killing the wrong person get high marks here.
      • Prison sentences are too long, are a waste generally and should be commuted to the maximum extent possible.
      • Europe is cool because they mostly do this stuff already.
      • I'm having flashbacks of big weed stogies smoked in the woods when I was 16 thinking this way. I'm sure there's more though.
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      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    3. Re:good learning experience by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      As a general principle, there is no good reason for life to be unfair.

      I'll either skip that or come back to it later, I see it as being way out of the scope of leftist/rightist politics. [on preview: I just don't have time to tackle this one, as I'm expected at work 6:30 Monday morning]

      It is the government's responsibility to correct unfair life situations to the maximum extent possible, utilizing public funds for the purpose without consideration for economic effect. In other words, if there is an itch, the government should scratch it - with cash.

      When those situations fall within government's turf, yeah. But when they don't, no.

      Authority in general exists to oppress us.

      Authority exists because we (meaning homo sapien, the 'social animal') see the need to form governing bodies. The whole opression thing happens when a system of government is badly designed or out of whack.

      There's no reason for gross income disparity.

      That depends on how you define "no reason" and "gross." I expect to be rewarded better if I produce better, and of course the converse is true. For certain definitions of "gross" however, widespread disparty is an indication that the system is imblanced in some way.

      The rich are enemies of the working class with disparate goals.

      Enemies? Not necessarily, no. Disparate goals? Some of the goals will align, some won't, priorities can be expected to differ greatly.

      The money that the rich receive is a net loss to the common worker.

      Well, in the sense that many aspects of the economy tend to behave as a closed system, then of course. If I get the $4K raise I hope for next year, that's $4,000 that the company I work for will not distribute into the economy in various other ways. Of course, it's then $4,000 that I will decide how to distribute into the economy. However, if I then sock that extra money away with the other nine lifetimes' worth, then we've got $4,000 that has been removed from the short term cash flow.

      So do I see that money as a net loss, as in violating the Second Law of Thermoeconomics? No. But the excess money given to 'the rich' does have a strong tendency to be removed from circulation in the near term, and that is not a bad thing in every sense, although it's not a trend we should strive for, in the grand scheme of things.

      Progressive taxation is good because the government can do better things with the money than rich people will.

      Because of the vastly different ratio of short term to long term income between the rich and the poor, I do feel that progressive taxation is inherently more fair. A fourth of my income is not really a burden at all to someone who makes ten times what I do.

      Corporations are even more evil than the rich.

      Hmm. An evil corporation could do much more evil than an evil rich person. I suppose a good corporation could therefore do much more good than a good rich person.

      That said, I think I'm gonna have to disagree with your assertion that corporations and rich people are evil. A good number of them are, of course, and when one has more cash than one knows what to do with (and quite often no daily work to keep one otherwise occupied), then one can be quite obnoxiously evil. But you just can't generalize like that.

      Corporations on the other hand are, at least by law, amoral. The larger ones of course tend to be run by rich people who, like the rest of us, are comprised mostly of 'ehh' people, some truly good ones, and some truly evil ones. Certain configurations of the corporate form do perform better or worse than others in various ways, at least under some circumstances. Take the tendency toward sweat shop or slave labor as one exa

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    4. Re:good learning experience by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, yes I realize that my response above did not really line up with the context of your post; I read it at work, and then had turned it over in my head for many hours by the time I got home and replied. I was kinda replying to your points, kinda using slashdot as a scratchpad, and kinda misremembering the parent post, and kinda being a smartass.

      Kinda.

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      Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
  294. love it by Servo · · Score: 1

    I love crime drama, and the CSI series are no exception. I'm not crazy about CSI: Miami, but I still watch it.

    Here's my crime related season passes on Tivo...

    3) CSI: NY
    4) NCIS
    5) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
    6) CSI: Miami
    7) Crossing Jordan
    8) Law & Order: Criminal Intent
    9) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
    12) Monk
    14) NYPD Blue
    15) Without a Trace

    That makes up a good chunk of my 24 total Season Passes...

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    A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
  295. google is your friend by alizard · · Score: 1

    look for djvu .

  296. I thought it was honest by HBI · · Score: 1

    You're somewhere inbetween marxist me and now.

    I'm not going to attack your pov, I already stated that (pretty much) I don't believe anything I wrote there anymore. There's no reason to belabor it - you'll get to where you are going to go all by yourself without me throwing angst your way. You wake up one day and question things you treated as gospel for years.

    In terms of the illegal marijuana usage, I plead the fifth. I didn't inhale!

    In terms of wiseass potential - if you are a smartass then what is Cyrano? :-b

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    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    1. Re:I thought it was honest by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      I don't apologize for what I think at all. I was apologizing/clarifying/whatever for responding as if you'd said something you didn't. It was not intentional, though. One could read the two main posts and draw the conclusion that I was spinning what you said in a deceptive way, which is the same perception that caused me to make the 'what a dick' comment above in reference to this comment.

      I've definitely refined my views over the years. One example is the whole gun issue. I always said that in an ideal world there should be no guns, but since they were already out there, preventing their spread was not feasible. I now feel differently; I now at least feel that I understand the intent behind the second amendment. I used to carry concealed (work related) but now I have no desire to ever carry again. However, I fully support your right to do so, as long as you're not irresponsible about it.

      I may be what you would think of as a bleeding heart liberal (odd, I don't hear that particular term anymore), but I am a fervent believer in free market capitalism, limited government, etc., etc. Maybe I'm as hard to pigeonhole as you claim to be. When I was younger I considered myself a Republican, and I still consider myself conservative. Of course, those terms (conservative and liberal) have been so thoroughly twisted around so many times that I think their use today can only be considered slightly less harmful than that of GOTO, and at least as confusing to the issue at hand.

      I don't get the marxist comment, though.

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  297. When I was a kid I was a card-carrying marxist by HBI · · Score: 1

    Well, almost. I think my parents would have been shocked if i'd told them what I believed. I got better!

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    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
  298. All boils down to usage by sherinft · · Score: 1

    Forensics is a useful tool to aide an investigation; it's not the investigation itself. I don't see much wrong with the way those dedicated forensics CSI staff members are shown doing their work in the most meticulous way - good role models for any individual/establishment. The accuracy and other detail is, to a large extent, is flawed - like extraction of more information from an image than actually exists - a sheer violation of the laws of image processing (refer the book Digital Image Processing by Gonzalez). Most crime-solving depends on the ingenuinity and intelligence of the cops carrying out the investigation rather than techniques used by forensic experts. Gut feeling, relience on past experience and sheer instincts have no substitute. Crimes are committed by humans after all, not machines, so a huge human factor is involved every step of the way. It's upto the investigators to get into the heads of the criminals whom they do not see or know about. It's upto them to decide where forensic analysis should be used and decipher what it is telling them - effective use the forensic reports is an art as much as forensics itself. Most of the time eyewitness accounts and interviews with the victim's friends and foes prove to provide more conclusive insights into a case. Though forensics is an important tool, using it as conclusive evidence should be done with great wariness. Because many times, what seems to be isn't how it actually is in reality. Reality can be as contorted as it is straightforward. For instance, a forensic investigation may stumble across evidence which is totally unrelated to the case in focus. It's not always easy to tell what's in place and what's out of place, especially when you never have the complete picture. What CSI misses out big time is the Lawyers. It is upto the lawyers to prove the investigative team's conclusions in front of the judiciary. The judiciary itself has an important role to play. Their sophistication, intelligence and ability to decide what to believe and what to throw out of the window is ging to decide the fate of the case. Again, a huge human factor is invloved. The final verdict will depend, after all, on human judgement. Lastly, an important factor which influences the result of any investigation is plain Luck! Getting the right leads, information, the right judge/jury, etc. Shows like CSI are entertainers for the general public - they're not for serious viewers. If you want real accuracy, try Discovery Channel. Fools are confident; the intelligent always doubt.