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  1. Re:What the hell? on MS Psychologist on How We Read · · Score: 1

    of course microsoft has a product tester groups. otherwise what would prevent end users from committing suicide?

  2. Re:Well KrisJ on New Nano-ITX 12cm Motherboards · · Score: 1

    Inquiring Ashcroft too!!

    --
    John Ashcroft, Attorney General

  3. wonderful! on Samba 3.0.0 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and possibilities to form NT4 trust relationships.

    but is it wise to trust a NT4 server?

  4. Re:Suddenly on Kazaa Sues Record Labels · · Score: 1

    wait... it's like Perl open source software! :-p

  5. Re:Oklahoma? on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 0, Troll

    bomb?? ahah you're so 90's!

    nowadays we use planes!

  6. article's is wrong! on The Oldest Mouse Contest · · Score: 1

    The *real* oldest mouse is here !

  7. OMG! on Take-Two Interactive and Sony Sued Over GTA · · Score: 0

    I didn't believe it until I read the name of the two kids :

    Joshua and William Mac Bride

  8. Re:Shorting Microsoft (prepare for battle) on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 1

    We are absolutely NOT upset at all.
    We are currenly buying every domain not bought yet in the world.
    Verisign, all our .COM/.NET belong to us!

  9. I already have my KDE desktop in 3D on Sharp Announces 3D Laptop · · Score: 4, Informative

    I use 3D-Desktop.

    It's is an OpenGL program for switching virtual desktops in a seamless 3-dimensional manner on Linux. With this program your desktop looks futuristiiiic and you can impress your friends!

  10. Re:Kill RPC on Microsoft Identifies, Patches Another Critical RPC Hole · · Score: 1

    You don't need to do that for interprocess communication.

    Actually, interprocess communication have to be validated by microsoft.com overlord servers before being brought back to your local process.

  11. Funny on Microsoft to Build High School in Philadelphia, PA · · Score: 1, Funny

    change 2 words in the last sentence and it becomes :

    This looks very much like the Microsoft CEO that toured from government to government a couple years back, but much larger and much more stationary.

    yeah! It's Steve Ballmer! (compared to Bill Gates)

  12. Re:Mystery IT kid's dark secret! on The Most Famous Geek in IT · · Score: 1

    the other side towards us Slashdot readers or the other side towards heterosexuals ? :o)

  13. OMG! on The Most Famous Geek in IT · · Score: 1

    He's also member of the Open Trolls Movement !

    check by yourself

  14. Re:How does this affect US/Israel relations? on Cracking GSM · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    nothing!

    but if the scientists came from an Arab country, they would have been nuked for that...

  15. Re:2.6 WTF on Guessing Linux 2.6.0 Release Date · · Score: 1

    you should stop using Debian-stable! ;-)

  16. my guess on Guessing Linux 2.6.0 Release Date · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here is my guess :

    just after the release of Duke Nukem Forever :o)

  17. wait wait... on Software Patent Demonstrations Taking Off · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No need to a demo to impeach this.
    I have a patent about "Method of delivering patents by a so-called patent office" !!!

    If EU accepts patents, I will sue EU to pay me 1 BILLION EUROS by awarded patent!

  18. Re:Oh no! on Say Goodbye To Your CD-Rs In Two Years? · · Score: 0, Troll

    you'll know it when you'll have some hairs on you balls ;)

  19. time to play a new game! on Embarrassing Dispatches From The SCO Front · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to be a Darl Mc Bride?

    - Question 1 -

    Your best friend kindly lent you his new Toyota, but you have literally destroyed it in a accident you were entirely responsible.
    What do you do?

    [ ] a) You apologize.
    [ ] b) You buy him a new car.
    [ ] c) You sue him.
    [ ] d) You sue him AND General Motors.

    Answer :
    If you choose D, congratulations! You could be SCO's CEO!

  20. Re:Hmm Math? on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: 0, Redundant

    woww!!
    Do you have used a supercomputer to calculate this impressive formula??

  21. Re:Where are the hard drives? on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: 1

    They boot up on a USB key! ;)

  22. Here is the bill! on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear customer,

    At the cheap introductory price of 699$ for 80 lines of code in the Linux kernel, it will cost you 8,377,500$ by kernel since we have discovered that in fact 1000000 lines of SCO IP were copied into Linux.

    Designation .. Price .. Qty .. Total
    Linux kernel .. 8,377,500$ .. 128 .. 1,118,400,000$

    So you must pay us only 1,118,400,000$, and in my kind almighty I will offer you a discount of 118,400,000$ so you only have to pay ONE BILLION DOLLAR if you pay before tomorrow!

    Please send you creditcard number at darl@sco.com

    Sincerely yours,

    -- Darl Mac Bride

  23. it's time to play a new game! on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 1


    Who wants to be a Darl Mc Bride?

    - Question 1 -

    Your best friend kindly lent you his new Toyota, but you have literally destroyed it in a accident you were entirely responsible.
    What do you do?

    [ ] a) You apologize.
    [ ] b) You buy him a new car.
    [ ] c) You sue him.
    [ ] d) You sue him AND General Motors.

    Answer :
    If you choose D, congratulations! You could be SCO's CEO!

  24. Re:RFIDs are Meaningless on Gillette Pulls RFID Tags In UK Amid Protests · · Score: 1

    Using RFIDs will save billions of dollars a year. Those savings will translate to lower prices for you.

    ahaahah!
    it's like saying bundling IE with Windows save billions dollars a year of advertising to MS and that those savings will tranlate to lower prices for Windows.

    time to wake up dude! :o)

  25. Re:What a relief.. on SoBig: Worst is Yet to Come · · Score: 1

    sorry...

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS03-032.asp