Data:
Captain, I'm unable to complete your command. I mistakenly typed in www.abcnew.com when researching current events, and now my console is flooded by what 21st Century humans called "Pop-ups". They are replicating faster than I can close them. I recommmend a complete LCARS shutdown.
Captain:
DAMNIT! I told them we should have installed Adaware at spacedock!
Didn't you know? The reason we can hear phaser and photon blasts in the space battle scenes is because the vacuum of space actually is Ogg Vorbis compressed nothingness, and Ogg decoders are built secretly into spaceship hulls. Without the Ogg decoders, the Enterprise wouldn't be able to decode alien transmissions.
Dude, post that in your journal please. There needs to be more of that going round the net, than these racist, whiny rants I've seen about imigrants ruining the USA. It is the white, urban, upper[?]class male terrorizing the freedoms of the American citizen [and Canada by association].
I don't use WiFi because it helps the terrorists. I don't not use it because I'm a poor student, but because I must serve the country south of me, and help them win this never ending war on bad people.
I still use eBay though. I hope there are no terrorists on eBay because I couldn't stand not being able to use that.
AOL sends out CDs and floppy disks to people as bulk mail. There is a large movement to return as many as 100000 of these CDs to AOLs doorstep. I think only 80K have been collected by the crusaders, however. The rest are filling landfills, gracing walls, and being used as dog toys.
The post office is also/.ed every year this time by letters to Santa Claus North Pole, Canada HOH OHO
Canada is very unfriendly to some rodents, yet worships others. We have Wiarton Willie our groundhog in Ontario, the beaver as our national animal and on our nickel, Gainer the gopher [lovable SK Roughriders CFL mascot], yet in Alberta we have outlawed rats! Now we've outlawed patented mice! This tramples on rodent rights!
No you misunderstood. I meant hand out software FOR Windows, and for Linux. Not the Operating Systems themselves, although handing out a Linux distro wouldn't be a bad thing to encourage them to use it at home.
Yeah, but if I were to crash them into planets, imagine how cold they'd get after their impact energy dissipated? They wouldn't even have to be working on this new refrigeration technology, if we could just cool stuff by storing it on Mars or the Moon.
I'm enjoying using yahoo mail, finally. They let me look down a woman's clevage each time I check my mail. Are they brainw... something me? Mmm, boob mail....
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Molecular computers may benefit from this...
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Does anyone know if Synchrotrons, like the one in Saskatoon, SK, Canada play a part in researching molecular computers? The article mentions a magnetic imaging device. Is that like a synchrotron?
I loved your joke, and sent it to friends.
Ignore the trolls here, I have kissed a girl and played Star Control, so I know it is possible that you are married;-)
The only moving sidewalk I've seen is underneath the tarmac at Toronto Pierson Airport, and if they weren't there then you'd have to walk a helluva distance to get to your planes for domestic flights. They are so cool, and I wish more places had them.
Slashdot Mirror
Nice try, but there was a ship called the Enterprise long ago. Have you seen Star Trek IV?
And the new Enterprise series only takes place 150 years from now, so they are probably on Linux kernel 3 by then.
Data:
Captain, I'm unable to complete your command. I mistakenly typed in www.abcnew.com when researching current events, and now my console is flooded by what 21st Century humans called "Pop-ups". They are replicating faster than I can close them. I recommmend a complete LCARS shutdown.
Captain:
DAMNIT! I told them we should have installed Adaware at spacedock!
And here I am still flying along in OS/2 WARP. Can't wait for version 10...
Little help?
Didn't you know? The reason we can hear phaser and photon blasts in the space battle scenes is because the vacuum of space actually is Ogg Vorbis compressed nothingness, and Ogg decoders are built secretly into spaceship hulls. Without the Ogg decoders, the Enterprise wouldn't be able to decode alien transmissions.
Dude, post that in your journal please. There needs to be more of that going round the net, than these racist, whiny rants I've seen about imigrants ruining the USA. It is the white, urban, upper[?]class male terrorizing the freedoms of the American citizen [and Canada by association].
I'm pretty sure John signs his name "Ashcroft", but nice try ;-)
Would you like to name my knob? The link is my webpage and about $9 goes to the foodbank. I promise the money doesn't go to terrorism.
I don't use WiFi because it helps the terrorists. I don't not use it because I'm a poor student, but because I must serve the country south of me, and help them win this never ending war on bad people.
I still use eBay though. I hope there are no terrorists on eBay because I couldn't stand not being able to use that.
You won't find sex, but you'll find some inuendo.
I'm selling 14.4 modems, and these guys are building CDROM computers! Sheesh, ain't my face red.
Actually I hate it that they use pressed CDROMs. I think they should use CDRWs.
Floppies were great spam, with modems, and in the mail. I just opened another 3 packs of them yesterday, because I needed some more floppies.
AOL sends out CDs and floppy disks to people as bulk mail. There is a large movement to return as many as 100000 of these CDs to AOLs doorstep. I think only 80K have been collected by the crusaders, however. The rest are filling landfills, gracing walls, and being used as dog toys. /.ed every year this time by letters to
The post office is also
Santa Claus
North Pole, Canada
HOH OHO
I buy my scalp / breast creams and penile enhancements on infomercials like God intendended, and leave the crap on the Internet where it belongs.
In SOVIET CANADA the gm mouse TOENAILS clip YOU!
Canada is very unfriendly to some rodents, yet worships others. We have Wiarton Willie our groundhog in Ontario, the beaver as our national animal and on our nickel, Gainer the gopher [lovable SK Roughriders CFL mascot], yet in Alberta we have outlawed rats! Now we've outlawed patented mice! This tramples on rodent rights!
CBC's version of events
The mouse genome project - A success!
No you misunderstood. I meant hand out software FOR Windows, and for Linux. Not the Operating Systems themselves, although handing out a Linux distro wouldn't be a bad thing to encourage them to use it at home.
Definately make handouts. They need paper references or a CD to take home when done. A CD with both Windows and Linux OSource software is a must too.
Teach them a little bit about hardware, if they are interested.
Definately show them how to dual boot, and fix a broken LILO bootloader.
Yeah, but if I were to crash them into planets, imagine how cold they'd get after their impact energy dissipated?
They wouldn't even have to be working on this new refrigeration technology, if we could just cool stuff by storing it on Mars or the Moon.
I think 281 degrees Kalvin below the freezing point of water is so impressive, that it just might be impossible ;-)
I'm enjoying using yahoo mail, finally. They let me look down a woman's clevage each time I check my mail. Are they brainw... something me? Mmm, boob mail....
"The coldest temperature we have achieved with this test rig is eight degrees below zero--well below the freezing point of water," Garrett says.
Well since this is on a website with SCIENCE in the title, I think they mean Celcius.
BUT is also has American in the title.
I think my head is gonna explode! If it doesn't, I'll apply for a job at NASA.
I guess why my CPU hasn't melted yet, is because the cooling fan is churning out 173dB. That could explain why I'm deaf...
Canada Science and Technology Museum
I went twice this year, and it has everything from trains, to boats, to satelites.
I'm sorry, but your rocket is currently frozen in space. If you wish to unfreeze your rocket, before our rocket investigation is complete, please:i rmail
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email
phone
telegraph
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pony express your noterized appeal to us so that we may deny it.
Thank you for using OrbitPal a partner company with spaceAway.
Does anyone know if Synchrotrons, like the one in Saskatoon, SK, Canada play a part in researching molecular computers? The article mentions a magnetic imaging device. Is that like a synchrotron?
I loved your joke, and sent it to friends. ;-)
Ignore the trolls here, I have kissed a girl and played Star Control, so I know it is possible that you are married
The only moving sidewalk I've seen is underneath the tarmac at Toronto Pierson Airport, and if they weren't there then you'd have to walk a helluva distance to get to your planes for domestic flights.
They are so cool, and I wish more places had them.