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  1. Re:1? on Bad Behavior on the 'Net - Who Pays the Bandwidth Bill? · · Score: -1

    Hello you fucking moronic cunt.

    How about you keep your ignorant first post shit to yourself? Like anyone gives a fuck about a little bitch like you.

  2. Re:Necessary, but stifling on Cornell Implementing Bandwidth Charges · · Score: -1

    You can kiss my ass, biaatch!

    I'll beat you upside the head with a rubber dildo.

  3. It's true! on NES PC · · Score: -1

    Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

    Included features:

    * Completely configurable
    * GUI or character based interface
    * Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
    * Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
    * Login and post via anonymous proxy.
    * Duplicate story check option. If enabled, it will verify whether the story is unique and modify the post accordingly.
    * Use the included scheduler to automate all aspects of Bone-O-Rama.

    Additional features that the competition does not offer.

    * PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
    * StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
    * KarmaStalker: With this feature, your account can be tracked and karma calculated. No more Positive/Negative silliness.

    If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top! For more information and screenshots, click here.

    This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC

  4. It's True!!! on Forget Moore's Law? · · Score: -1

    Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

    Included features:

    * Completely configurable
    * GUI or character based interface
    * Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
    * Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
    * Login and post via anonymous proxy.
    * Duplicate story check option. If enabled, it will verify whether the story is unique and modify the post accordingly.
    * Use the included scheduler to automate all aspects of Bone-O-Rama.

    Additional features that the competition does not offer.

    * PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
    * StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
    * KarmaStalker: With this feature, your account can be tracked and karma calculated. No more Positive/Negative silliness.

    If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top! For more information and screenshots, click here.

    This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC

  5. Re:shit head on Comdex Operators File for Bankruptcy · · Score: -1

    wtf is with you? fuck off already, you asshole. Are you some kind of stalker? Leave me the fuck alone. foad.

  6. Re:fuckwit on What Should I Do With My Life? · · Score: -1

    npr.org

    fucking moronic fuckwit.

  7. Re:Ogg? on Helix Server Source Released · · Score: -1

    Shut up you fucking open sores karma fucker.

    I hate you and your ilk. die a miserable death.

    fucking fucker.

    asshole.

    hugs and kisses,

    juan epstein

  8. Re:What about... on The Year in Scripting Languages · · Score: -1

    Shut up you pansy assed monkey sucker.

    No once cares what you fuck you think.

  9. Re:In soviet russia on Uncle Tungsten · · Score: -1

    What is this Russia you speak of? Do the goats have magical powers?

  10. Tits are nice. on Uncle Tungsten · · Score: -1
  11. Tits are nice. on Droning On · · Score: -1
  12. Re:Is it just me... on Microsoft's Reaction to OSS Adoption · · Score: -1

    Agreed. Also, shut the fuck up.

    ESR is the best. Best whore. Lunix sucks and so do you. Tits. I like tits. Big round firm tits.

    Your dog has nice tits? I once saw your neighbor, Bill, humping your dog. The dog was screaming (if you can imagine that) and the old woman across the street started to finger herself right there in the front yard. It was really quite amazing.

    Imagine, if you will, a world without dogs getting molested... what a world that would be. Of course your neighbor would have to get a new hobby. Like yours: sitting in the basement, naked, hacking kernels and posting on slashdot.

    So you should ask yourself: am I as bad as Bill the dog humper? The answer is obvious.

  13. Re:They are having a great day! on Top 25 Science Stories of 2002 · · Score: -1

    Hello fucking retard. So quick to judge.

    ASSHOLE.

  14. Re:Remember, geeks... on Bootable Business Card Distro Needs Testing · · Score: -1

    You should use the condom for your gay lifestyle too. You fags are the reason AIDS is running rampant.

  15. Fantastic work! on Killing Unwanted Text Messages from Yahoo! Alerts? · · Score: -1


    First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its
    variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama
    is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality
    software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

    Included features:



    * Completely configurable

    * GUI or character based interface

    * Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!

    * Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.

    * Login and post via anonymous proxy.

    * Duplicate story check option. If enabled, it will verify whether the
    story is unique and modify the post accordingly.




    Additional features that the competition does not offer.


    * PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to
    stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose
    Civil or Flamewar.

    * StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as
    legit stories with links. Automatically!

    *KarmaStalker: With this feature, your account can be tracked and
    karma calculated. No more Positive/Negative silliness.

    If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no
    better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top!

    This
    post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC



  16. Re:Yet ANOTHER.. on Still More RIAA News · · Score: -1

    Duh. Admins don't need mod points, shithead.

  17. I luv GOATS! on David Brin On LOTR · · Score: -1

    Especially whilst watching LOTR!

    Laughing on the rug.

  18. Re: Moron on Geek Christmas Gift Ideas · · Score: -1

    Great job cutting and pasting from ExtremeTech asshole.

  19. Hey there smarty pants! on Critics Pan Nemesis · · Score: -1

    You sure are a clever fuck, huh? Ever heard of a troll?

    Fucking moron, shut the fuck up.

  20. Re: a bot. on Critics Pan Nemesis · · Score: -1

    Yeah, your mom. She presses F5 in-between pelvic thrusts.

    What does she press F5 with? Her nose of course.

    Truth hurts, and now so does her ass.

  21. Re:Who cares if it's profitable? on Wi-Fi Spreading Fast But Lacks Profits · · Score: -1

    Fucking shit, that was hilarious! You have mastered the fine art of sarcasm there, my friend!

    The slam dunk? the "look at me, I know html" tags!!!

  22. Re:Anti-matter? on Star Trek Nemesis Preview Online · · Score: -1

    Uranus.

  23. Re:Grr..... on High Tech Shopping Carts Offer Discounts, Ads · · Score: -1

    That sir, is pure genius. And since all open sores programmers are homosexuals, they won't have to go through a "break in" process.

  24. HAHA! on 87GB On DVD-Sized Media · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I hate Micro$haft too! Fuck the RIAA and MPAA!!!!

    I am with you there, my brotha! Fuck 'em I say!

    Help our brothers out (hobo.com)

  25. Hello there! on Jedi Archives In Dublin Library? · · Score: -1

    I would like to explain why I fuck goats.

    First, they are furry. I really enjoy fur against my loins.

    Second, shut the fuck up.