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  1. Re:A 16 year old's christmas on Please Don't Ask Me About Windows On Christmas · · Score: 1

    Luckily my dad is an IT professional, so he generally gets the queries; not that there are too many, just a few. Which is nice. Of course, I always am asked by my mum "It's asking me to click something!" or "Why don't I have any sound?" to which I reply "You clicked on the wrong icon" or "You quadruple-clicked". To solve these problems, though, I changed her wallpaper to some text ("CLICK TWICE ONLY!!!") and some big arrows pointing to the icon. It works.

  2. Re:Information wants to be free on Please Don't Ask Me About Windows On Christmas · · Score: 1

    True, but the information is already out there. People can google for it if they want. You are simply charging for the time it took to find this knowledge and put it together.

    And open source projects are written becuase the _PERSON_ wants to, not because they've been asked, and there is no obligation to do it.

  3. Re:PC Support on Please Don't Ask Me About Windows On Christmas · · Score: 1

    Hmm... perhaps you should have intercepted a few of her pay cheques... I virtually guarantee that'd stop that happening in the future ;).

  4. Re:DotGnu and Mono on Portable.NET Now 100% Free Software · · Score: 5, Funny
    Meh, gimme my ed ;)
    [dave@tc11 dave]$ touch my_file
    [dave@tc11 dave]$ ed my_file
    0
    a
    Ed rocks!!!
    Ed combines ease of use and fuctionality in one program!
    It rules!
    .
    2
    Ed combines ease of use and fuctionality in one program!
    s/fuctionality/functionality/
    2
    Ed combines ease of use and functionality in one program!
    w
    80
    q
    [dave@tc11 dave]$
    </sarcasm>

    (BTW, someone posted the source for a great clone of ed, indistiguishable from the standard version for normal users on everything2.com:
    int main( void )
    {
    char *strin;
    for(;;)
    {
    printf( "- " );
    scanf( "%s", strin );
    printf( "?\n" );
    }
    }
    Oh crap, I'm really off-topic here...
  5. Re:What happened to making an honest living? on Lik-Sang To Take On The Big 3? · · Score: 1

    Is this a troll? OpenOffice.org has a graphical installer which is easier to use than Office's. No compiling required.

  6. Re:Not Serious? on Library Censorware Blocks Own Site · · Score: 1

    Then, surely, they'd have to export this (and probably loads more URLs) to many many libraries all over the place... it'd probably be easier to just change the domain for them.

  7. Re:Websense on Library Censorware Blocks Own Site · · Score: 1

    For those who don't want to type it in, real links:

    archive.org
    Everything2.com

  8. Re:Bill Cares? on XBOX Media Player 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Although, if you think about it, if that person visits web sites they'll log that he/she's using Linux and the percentage of Linux users will rise, meaning that developers will see that Linux is gaining popularity etc...

    *ahem*

  9. Re:Free publicity for xbox.. on XBOX Media Player 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Great... you just gave me the image of Bill Gates as CMOT Dibbler.

    Thanks a lot :P

  10. Re:So far, he isn't. on XBOX Media Player 2.0 · · Score: 1

    The point being made above was that although MS apparently loses money, MS don't care. If a developer doesn't want to make a game for all formats and wants to sell the most copies they'll look for the one with the larger user base. It doesn't matter WHAT it's used for; for MS that's just another user to push to the developers.

  11. Is everyone bored today or something? on ALICE vs. ALICE · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First that WINE/Cygwin story, now this... I think some people have far too much free time on their hands :P.

  12. Re:It is a good tactic on Japan Considers Moving Away From Windows · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1) Get Windows everywhere
    2) Start to lose Windows for Linux
    3) ???
    4) Loss of profit!

    Sory, couldn't resist... /me puts on some asbesdos.

  13. Re:What Kind Of Name Is "Blackcomb"? on Longhorn Server Scrapped · · Score: 1
    Hmm?
    [dave@tc4 ~]$ x
    Display all 183 possibilities? (y or n)
    x11perf xkbvleds
    x11perfcomp xkbwatch
    (a whole load of "x" programs...)
    xkbevd xxgdb
    xkbprint
    [dave@tc4 ~]$ x
    Meh...

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.


    Damn you /.!
  14. Re:They are not targeting users anymore. on PKWare Zips to Growth · · Score: 1

    It was a Win95 program which didn't tell you and didn't make any checks - the only thing I could use was Norton Commander.

  15. Re:They are not targeting users anymore. on PKWare Zips to Growth · · Score: 1

    There is Norton Commander for DOS (used it when I was 8 or something to delete a long-filename program in Win 3.1...) and I guess Windows Commander is a Windows version.

  16. Re:Are zips still relevent? on PKWare Zips to Growth · · Score: 1
    this is the easiest way to save disk space provided you can remember the password


    Even this isn't too much of a problem ;)
  17. Re:Business model on Magnetic Poles May Be About To Flip · · Score: 1

    /me grabs snew.com

    Damn, already taken ;).

  18. Re:Down under... not any more! on Magnetic Poles May Be About To Flip · · Score: 1
    including his shrunken head collection


    Beware! They may have been fake!

    In a seriously shitty reference to an old story...
  19. Re:*blink* on Mozilla: The Good And The Bad · · Score: 1
    Yeah; as I said just now to the other person I was just joking - cut the last bit on purpose ;).

    And to the most-likely trolling AC:
    whats funny is microsoft invented it in IE, now IE doesnt do it but mozilla does, thats pretty FUCKING FUNNY AHAHA

    Uhh... Didn't Netscape make <blink> ?
  20. Re:*blink* on Mozilla: The Good And The Bad · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was just joking - hence cutting the last bit ;)
    I tried to reply to this when you posted... But it didn't work, as it often doesn't... Damn /. :P

  21. Re:Devious on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 1

    Hehehe... I remember Space Quest III. You would press the boss key and have something like this popup:

    "So you don't want your boss to know you've been
    playing Space Quest III for X minutes?

    Tough!"

    Well, I was about 5 when I played it, so forgive me for not remembering :P.

    Again, I've tried posting this from Linux/Moz, WinXP/Moz, now WinXP/IE... Only this one works...

  22. Re:Devious on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hehehe... I remember Space Quest III. You would press the boss key and have something like this popup:

    "So you don't want your boss to know you've been
    playing Space Quest III for X minutes?

    Tough!"

    Well, I was about 5 when I played it, so forgive me for not remembering :P.

  23. Hmm... on Mozilla: The Good And The Bad · · Score: 1

    "Giant lizards are cool
    Much more exciting than a blue e."

    I think they started to run out of ideas of things you can do in Mozilla - this one doesn't even make sense! /me adds a bug report to Bugzilla - "I can't giant lizards are cool"

    (And I've been trying to submit this for about 30mins... And someone just phoned cutting me off the net...)

  24. *blink* on Mozilla: The Good And The Bad · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Supports blinking text
    You can make text blink."

    *blink*

    This is GOOD?

  25. Re:Searching affect your writing on Grokker Search Engine Provides Visual Search Results · · Score: 1

    It was a joke. Laugh. It's funny.

    (at least, I assume it was :P)