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Library Censorware Blocks Own Site

squiggleslash writes "The Daily Dayton News reports that a demonstration of a new website for a library in Piqua, Ohio, went horribly wrong when the site was blocked by the library's own censorware. Why? Because the library, founded by and named after businessman Leo Flesh 70 years earlier, had the domain name www.fleshpublic.lib.oh.us. And that key word, 'Flesh,' was a no-no as far as Flesh Public Library's copy of Net Nanny was concerned." And for an extra dose of tragicomic priority reversal, the library actually decided to change its domain name rather than have Net Nanny fix the erroneous blocking. I hope no one at the library wants to read about the fleshpots of Egypt.

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  1. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by IN+SOVIET+RUSSIA · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Library sites block Censorware's sites!

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fark you, farkface.

      This, unfortunately, seems more interesting than the article above.
    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget they burned the frickkin White House! Ok, it was in 1814, but still!
      BLAME CANADA !

  2. I believe Einstein once put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."

    1. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, yes, the latest karma whoring strategy. Post a vague and completely unrelated quote from a well-respected authority, without commentary, and wait for the mod points to roll in.

      Test succeeded. You can start doing this as a logged-in user now.

      Or... intriguing. Maybe this is just chaff. You know, a distraction so the people with mod points will spend their points on this post, leaving them with no points for down-modding the trolls. Great strategy! Brilliant!

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    2. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm. Please just tell me - since when does an Anonymous Coward care about Karma?

      Right! He doesn't even have Karma!

      So please think about what you're going to post before hitting the Submit-button. Thank you - on behalf of large part of the slashdot readership.

    3. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Test succeeded. You can start doing this as a logged-in user now.

      Please read your post before you post. If you'll notice, my grandfather was implying that they were only testing it under anonymous coward. Now that they realize it works, they can do it under their real user name!

    4. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 2
      You know, a distraction so the people with mod points will spend their points on this post, leaving them with no points for down-modding the trolls.

      Okay, so I'm being a grammar nazi, but since when did the term "down-modding" enter the lexicon? Even accepting the geek abbreviation, "mod" and its verb form "modding", you can easily say, "... with no points for modding the trolls down". Why do we have to re-write grammar (and of course, spelling) with every post? It's a bit like commenting your source code, not required for compilation, but recommended for better readability.

    5. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Okay, so I'm being a grammar nazi, but since when did the term "down-modding" enter the lexicon?

      About forty-five seconds after "downgrade," "downlink," "download," "downplay," and "downsize." Late 20th century. Blink and you might miss it.

      If you wanna get all technical, Herr Grammarian, "downmod" is an inverted portmanteau phrasal verb. It's constructed in the same fashion as the "back" verbs: backbite, backfire, backscatter, backslide, backstroke.

      There are a few "up" verbs as well: upbraid, upchuck (heh), update, upend, upgrade, upheave, uphold, upholster (just kidding), uplift, uplink, upload, upraise, uprise (usually in the gerund form "uprising"), uproot, upset, and upstage.

      I feel pretty okay about my use of "down-modding." So good, in fact, that next time I think I'll drop the hyphen. ;-)

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    6. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      because we fuckin' feel like it, grammar nazi

    7. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you done told him!

    8. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 2

      I'm glad you feel good about using downmod again, but looks like I'm only as Nazi as Napoleon (and too lazy to deepgoogle it). What "inverted portmanteau phrasal verb" means?

    9. Re:I believe Einstein once put it... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      A phrasal verb is a verb that consists of more than one word. The line between a verb-adverb pair and a phrasal verb is blurry, but some examples may help. "To ask out," in the sense of to proposition for a date, is a phrasal verb. In this case, "out" is not an adverb describing the verb "to ask," but rather an integral part of the verb phrase. Another good example is "to have to do with," as in, "This sentence has to do with phrasal verbs." If you examine each part of the phrasal verb-- "has," "to do," "with"-- it makes no sense at all. But taken as a single verb, it carries meaning.

      An inverted phrasal verb is one in which the word order is reversed. If the phrasal verb is "to play down," the inverted form is "to down-play."

      A portmanteau is a word that is composed of two or more separate words smooshed together. "Down-play" is a hyphenated word; "downplay" is a portmanteau.

      So if you start with a phrasal verb-- "to play down"-- invert the order-- "to down-play"-- and remove the hyphen, you end up with an inverted portmanteau phrasal verb: "to downplay." Same idea for "to downmoderate." Of course, "downmod," and its counterpart "upmod," carry the same meaning and are easier to type.

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  3. Ummm.... by espresso_now · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ok... Great.... and what was the point?

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    1. Re:Ummm.... by dogbertsd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because the U.S. Congress decided that libraries have to implement software like Net Nanny or else lose federal funding.

      The American Library Associate is fighting the law in the U.S. Supreme Court:

      http://www.ala.org/cipa/

    2. Re:Ummm.... by espresso_now · · Score: 1

      Thank you for clearing that up. I know, I should pay attention more often.

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    3. Re:Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The point is people who don't know any better are using completely useless filters to "protect" their children. They are as effective as using a howitzer to remove an ant pile.

    4. Re:Ummm.... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are as effective as using a howitzer to remove an ant pile.

      Bad analogy. A howitzer would be a supremely effective way to remove an ant pile.

      In this case, though, the problem is that the software blocks legitimate sites while letting pornography sites through. This is more like attempting to use a howitzer to remove an ant pile, missing the ant pile completely, and hitting your own house, after which the ants move in set up an even bigger ant pile in the smoking crater where your house used to be.

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    5. Re:Ummm.... by MattCohn.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dont know.

      I'm still waiting for the version that doesn't let me browse slashdot at a threashold lower then 3.

    6. Re:Ummm.... by messiertom · · Score: 2
      A howitzer would be a supremely effective way to remove an ant pile.
      Yes, while also destroying the surrounding houseand anyone inside it. Grandparent's point was that the filtering software is far too broad in blocking "offensive" websites.
    7. Re:Ummm.... by BreakWindows · · Score: 2

      Bad analogy. A howitzer would be a supremely effective way to remove an ant pile.

      You and I have startling differences of opinion on what is or isn't "effective". I define "ineffective" as that moment before you look at the smokey ash of your former home, next to the ant's former pile and say, "Whoops!"

    8. Re:Ummm.... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      The ant piles gone tho......

      since that was the intended result, id say it was effective.

      As for collateral damage..........

    9. Re:Ummm.... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because the U.S. Congress decided that libraries have to implement software like Net Nanny or else lose federal funding.
      The American Library Associate is fighting the law in the U.S. Supreme Court:

      Yes, and they won. Several months ago.

    10. Re:Ummm.... by xmedar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be interesting to find out if changing the name breaks the covenant that established the library, perhaps Mr Fleshs decendents might have a case for retreiving the money there forefather donated?

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    11. Re:Ummm.... by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      Netnanny, and all censorware, are snakeoilware.

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    12. Re:Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're unclear... the CIPA issue is going to the Supreme Court for ruling. Rule of thumb with American "justice": you've never won. there's always a higher court.

    13. Re:Ummm.... by rebbie · · Score: 1
      They only changed the URL, not the official name of the library.

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    14. Re:Ummm.... by xmedar · · Score: 2

      I was assuming that the covenant would specify that all references to the library in any literature, which would include the URL use the name Flesh, that would be standard in that type of contract though I'm not privy to the terms of this one.

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  4. Quick! by bdesham · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone needs to upload illegal MP3s to the RIAA's server so they can sue themselves under the DMCA!

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    1. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they'd just claim they own the artist's works, and the MP3 was just a backup.

    2. Re:Quick! by Hi_2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      I belive they did a couple weeks ago... What a fiasco

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    3. Re:Quick! by Istealmymusic · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is correct. When the RIAA's webserver was compromised, the attackers uploaded Linkin_Park-Reanimation-2002-SER and even after the webmaster goons cleaned up the mess, the RIAA was still serving Linkin Park's sorry excuse for a new CD for some time.

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  5. What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    To everyone who opposes censor-ware so much:

    What do you purpose we do to keep adult sites from our kids while they're at the library?

    1. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about actually watching your kids? Humans are supposed to be viviparous, not turtles.

    2. Re:What do you suggest we do? by octalgirl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How about paying attention to what your kids are doing? How about instructing them on what you think their appropriate behavior/actions should be while they are online? How about not just dropping your kids off at the local library and assume that it is free babysitting? Of course, if you really believe your local library should babysit your kids, then make sure you vote accordingly so they are well funded enough to afford the extra position. Or maybe, here's a thought, you can get your ass over there and volunteer to do the computer babysitting yourself.

    3. Re:What do you suggest we do? by crawdaddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you're worried about what your kids see, then it is your job as a parent to do one of the following:

      A) Monitor them closer

      B) Trust them

      C) Ban them from all things that may put bad thoughts into their heads

      A and B are good solutions. C is the solution that censorware takes...the easy way out. When are people going to step up as parents and take responsibility for their kids instead of pointing fingers? Personally, I would tell them how I feel about the matter and trust them. If they want to look at porn, the internet is just one of many ways to go about doing it. I'm sure kids still steal their dads' magazines and show them to all their friends.

    4. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 5, Funny
      What do you purpose we do to keep adult sites from our kids while they're at the library?

      Have them ummm, errr, read books? Gasp! Shriek! Oh, the inhumanity!

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    5. Re:What do you suggest we do? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "C) Ban them from all things that may put bad thoughts into their heads"

      This option has been proven again and again to not work. It isn't even the easy way out, because it inevitably fails.
      A and B will always be the easiest way, unless you have raised the Devil's spawn.
      Net Nanny needs to have 8 year old designers, so that they can design truly effective filters.

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    6. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One in ten U.S. citizens use the library as their sole ISP. Granted that you may not have ever used it as such the internet is a research medium which the lower classes are sadly removed from. That is why most internet based opinion polls in no way reflect the general will of the people. As for now the suggestion that we remove the internet from the library is ludicrous.

    7. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Important Stuff:

      Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.

    8. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what Minneapolis and/or St. Paul libraries decided to do: Arrange the computers so that librarians (and anyone else) can also see the display.

      See? A startling simple low-tech system. All it takes someone who actually gives a damn, rather than expects technology to absolve them of every bit of responsibility.

    9. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about not just dropping your kids off at the local library and assume that it is free babysitting?

      Hear, hear!

      My wife used to work at a branch library located in a mall. An amazing number of "parents" thought it was perfectly okay to abandon their crotchfruit at the library for free babysitting.

      Note that she (and the rest of the staff) didn't have a problem with kids using the library who'd been taught proper library manners: No yelling. No running. Books treated with respect.

      Unfortunately those children are in the minority, it seems.

    10. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Sensitive_Clod · · Score: 1

      I think a great idea would be to go to the library with your kid. Explore the internet with them. Maybe find an intersting project, research online and then go into the real world and try it out. Instead of putting the kid down in front of a computer because it might be better than the tv. And if they do find pr0n, well you can't hide sex forever. These things exist in the world, it's better to know about them than to deny their existence. except for goat.cx nobody needed to know that existed!

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    11. Re:What do you suggest we do? by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Or you could connect the computers to the main librarians computer. Have a dedicated low resolution monitor (so that you couldn't see what they were writing, only when there were gigantic tits) that cycles through all of the computers every two or three minutes. Eh?

    12. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beeing from yurup I can't helt but wounder what you're gonna do with all those libraries after all the good books have been banned and the whole net except disney.com is blocked

    13. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have them ummm, errr, read books? Gasp! Shriek! Oh, the inhumanity!

      Gasp! Shriek! Oh the stupidity!

      Student facing choice:
      a) Annotated history of the Third Reich.
      b) Late breaking Natalie Portman nudes!

      and providing option a is all we need to do to keep them from b. Brilliant!

    14. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke , son.

    15. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And have the librarians sue the library because they are subjected to all the porn the people are surfing?

      i don't think so.

    16. Re:What do you suggest we do? by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Uh...yeah...how about...NO. You moron.

    17. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Gonzoman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with the censorware is that they also filter political sites they disagree with.

      Our policy at our local library is that unless a resource violates the Charter of Rights and Freedoms it is illegal for us to remove it. Patrons with children sign an Internet Use Agreement which states that we do not use any filtering software and that it is their responsibility to be aware of what their children are doing online.

      Parent have to take responsibilty for their children. This goes for books etc. as well as the Internet.

      AFAIK the law in Canada forbids censorship in libraries so we don't have funding problems because of this.

    18. Re:What do you suggest we do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, not all dad's have magazines. Not everyone does what you do.

    19. Re:What do you suggest we do? by crawdaddy · · Score: 1

      I'm not a dad. I figured it was as close to a general statement about the time-honored tradition of kids sneaking peaks at porn as I could come. For the record, my dad didn't have magazines like that, either. We stole ours from my neighbor's dad.

  6. Our library was worse by Bobulusman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was in middle school, I didn't have the 'net at home, so I had to use the library's. You would not believe the trouble I had looking up the Trojan War. (Really.)

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    1. Re:Our library was worse by packeteer · · Score: 2

      I tried to look up some auto-biographic info on Ron Jeremy. Didn't work at all. Even non-lude sites would have the word "porn" on there somewhere. Made it very hard so i just gave up.

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    2. Re:Our library was worse by octalgirl · · Score: 3, Informative

      I remember back in the IE 3.0 days, if you turned their very weak content rating all the way up, you couldn't get to Microsoft.com, or more importantly, the now defunct RSAC (It's now the Internet Content Rating Association (ICRA) - because neither site was rated! Unfortunately, filtering hasn't improved much, and this story is a sad testament to that. Just a few months ago our school filter not only blocked out many school web pages, including one school who had just installed it, but it also blocked many sites about protecting your kids online. The process is very clunky - you can't get to it at work, so you go home and check and find there is nothing at all wrong with the site. So you go back to work and submit to them that they should unblock it. It takes days and the interest is long gone - thus censorship happens. On one site they unblocked for me, they couldn't unblock just the one site, because many web severs have 1 IP with multiple names, so they unblocked the whole IP. I wonder how many 'inappropriate' sites they unblocked in the process?

      I'm sure the ALA would be interested in this (and if you don't want censorware to become federal law, we should all bombard them with this one).

    3. Re:Our library was worse by IWX222 · · Score: 0

      My school has recently installed a very interesting piece of censorware - not only does it block site containing certain banned words (eg pornography - so there goes ft.com (the financial timea website) when a few days ago they had the headline 'pornography is real business', but it also blocks any downloads of files that might contain viruses (so thats .xls, .doc and .zip), so there goes any hope I had of using the 'net as a research tool for my economics A-level! What makes this absolutely hilarious is that it's open source and can be countered by - now get this - double - clicking on the link that you are trying to access!!!

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    4. Re:Our library was worse by sirsex · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Topeka, Kansas, there are two high schools which compete with each other in several sports and other events.

      Typical headline reads "The Topeka High Trojans Overcome Topeka Seaman".

      I can only imagine their censorship problems.

    5. Re:Our library was worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, a few years ago, there was a headline that read:

      "Seaman busts through Trojan defense"

      needless to say, they spent the whole article justifying the headline.

    6. Re:Our library was worse by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Or the Punic War for that matter.

    7. Re:Our library was worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tried to look up some auto-biographic info on Ron Jeremy [...] Made it very hard so i just gave up.

      Dude, I know this producer you should call, he needs new talent.

    8. Re:Our library was worse by quitcherbitchen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had to do a case study on Oral-B once. Access denied. Your tax dollars shouldn't be put to use limiting the amount of information you can access from a public library. All of the filtering systems out there are fundamentally flawed in similar ways. Thankfully we've got the First Amendment as ammunition against federally mandated filters.

    9. Re:Our library was worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or this gem that made it onto Jay Leno's "Headlines" segment:

      Trojans Can't Stop Clinton

    10. Re:Our library was worse by mt2mb4me · · Score: 0

      I still feel bad the the Butte pirates

    11. Re:Our library was worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all library's filter. School libraries... sure. They have to. You're kids.

      Public libraries? Not necessarily. Some can simply deny access to kids, or require kids access with a parent. Others, like mine, simply throw you out and suspend priveleges without filtering (tap on the shoulder method).

      Which would YOU prefer: Big Daddy filter deciding you're too young to know about Trojans, or Big Momma Librarian tapping you on the shoulder reminding you that mastrebating in public is an offense?

    12. Re:Our library was worse by quitcherbitchen · · Score: 1

      Which would YOU prefer: Big Daddy filter deciding you're too young to know about Trojans, or Big Momma Librarian tapping you on the shoulder reminding you that mastrebating in public is an offense?

      I prefer the Federal government to stay out of it. The libraries should be able to decide how taxpayers use their computers.

  7. Wrong kind of fix by smnolde · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fixing software by changing a domain name is a horrid solution. It's almost as bad as using software to fix porrly designed hardware.

    1. Re:Wrong kind of fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I disagree. If I search for a "flesh library", I don't want to find the web site of a library founded by some guy named "Flesh", I wan't nudity, and a lot of it. Fixing the domain name was the right thing to do. You have to think of the perverts too.

    2. Re:Wrong kind of fix by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "Fixing software by changing a domain name is a horrid solution. It's almost as bad as," the White House changing it's IP address so that DoS attacks through DNS don't effect it.
      Hmmm, I guess the library learned from the Government.

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    3. Re:Wrong kind of fix by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      It's almost as bad as using software to fix porrly designed hardware.

      That's a stupid assertion. What's better, a software workaround to fix an FPU bug in millions of Pentium chips, or sending every customer a check for $200 to go out and buy a new one?

      Unless the software fix has penalties, like reduced performance/features, or a massive development effort to implement it, it is always better to fix hardware with software, and save all the hardware fixes for the next rev.

    4. Re:Wrong kind of fix by dsanfte · · Score: 2

      Would you then object to software that could read "copy-protected" CDs?

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    5. Re:Wrong kind of fix by be-fan · · Score: 2

      No, it's better to do a recall and give all those customers properly working chips!

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    6. Re:Wrong kind of fix by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      No, it's better to do a recall and give all those customers properly working chips!

      Why?

      As the customer, I'd rather get the software fix than take the time to mail my CPU in to Intel and wait for a replacement while my PC is down. Also I'd like to not pay 2x as much for my hardware because they're doing unnecessary recalls.

    7. Re:Wrong kind of fix by be-fan · · Score: 2

      And as a person who's done a fair bit of hardware programming, I'm sick of broken hardware that requires software to go through contortions to get it to work :)

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    8. Re:Wrong kind of fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is "hardware programming"? You mean Verilog?

    9. Re:Wrong kind of fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using a software spellchecker to correct human spelling mistakes, however, is a wonderful idea.

    10. Re:Wrong kind of fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I'm a biology student?

    11. Re:Wrong kind of fix by Squalish · · Score: 1

      That is a bit of a better fix than the library. It only affects ANYONE for the day or 2 it takes the DNS to propagate. If the IP is hardcoded into a bunch of virii, and the most users never actually see the IP, who suffers from changing it?

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  8. "We banned ourselves" by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is the point where most people learns that they have gone too far. But did they? No, of course not. May this serve as a lesson for future generations.

    1. Re:"We banned ourselves" by aiken_d · · Score: 5, Funny

      Conversation overheard at library:

      Manager type: "Mr. Tech! Why didn't you tell us we had a pornographic domain name!"

      Mr. Tech: "Er, because we don't?"

      Manager type: "I can't believe you call yourself a tech! Our Net Nanny software clearly says that our domain name is pornographic. Don't you know anything about domain names?"

      Mr. Tech: "Sure, you mean like the fact that the system is a way for mapping names to IP addresses?"

      Manager type: "Nevermind that! Quick, change our domain name! We don't want to be listed as pornography!"

      Mr. Tech: "Er, OK, sure."

      Manager type: "By the way, what is our IP address?"

      Mr. Tech: "214.57.69.0/24"

      Manager type: "What? Are you kidding? You picked a *pornographic IP address*? What kind of tech are you? NetNanny says that addresses that include 69 are pornographic! You're fired!"

      Mr. Tech: "Thank god for that."

      Cheers
      -b

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    2. Re:"We banned ourselves" by kevin+lyda · · Score: 2

      what makes you think future generations will be smarter? it seems to me that stupid people are breeding far quicker then smart ones.

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    3. Re:"We banned ourselves" by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 1

      It's not just their domain name that is pornographic! Their Kids' Zone contains plenty of pornographic words, phrases, and references, or how about:

      • Adult
      • Teen
      • Videos
      • Come in and join the fun!

      Filth! Children need to be protected against these nasty things called libraries!

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    4. Re:"We banned ourselves" by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      Nothing. But since this one is hopeless that's the best I can expect.

    5. Re:"We banned ourselves" by pennsol · · Score: 2, Funny

      ROMANCE MATHEMATICS--
      Smart man + smart woman = romance,
      Smart man + dumb woman = affair,
      Dumb man + smart woman = marriage,
      Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy,

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    6. Re:"We banned ourselves" by Chelloveck · · Score: 2
      Manager type: "What? Are you kidding? You picked a *pornographic IP address*? What kind of tech are you? NetNanny says that addresses that include 69 are pornographic! You're fired!"

      True story: Yesterday, my 10yo son wanted to register on the LEGO site. So I sat down with him and we filled out the form. He entered his name as his userid, but when he hit "Submit" the form came back with "Userid 'Fred' is already taken. Try using 'Fred369' instead". So we did, and were greeted with "Pick another userid. Userids can't contain the number '69'."

      Would have been nice if the the authors of the random userid generator and the dirty words filter had actually talked to each other...

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  9. Don't hire slashdot proofreaders by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's Dayton Daily News, not Daily Dayton News. Of course, being a native, the error was was easy for me to pick up on.

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    1. Re:Don't hire slashdot proofreaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's Dayton Daily News, not Daily Dayton News

      How often does it publish?

      Of course, being a native, the error was was easy for me to pick up on

      Or maybe the only one here who gives a monkey's nipple about a minor error like that.

    2. Re:Don't hire slashdot proofreaders by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Sorry. My boo-boo. I'm trying to work out how my brain transposed the words inbetween reading them on one Mozilla tab and entering them on the other.

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    3. Re:Don't hire slashdot proofreaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am your monkey nipple. SUCK ME

    4. Re:Don't hire slashdot proofreaders by The+Cydonian · · Score: 2

      Don't hire slashdot proofreaders? You mean, I shouldnt put my karma-score on my resume? Goddamn it, don't tell me that three months' of effort is a waste!

  10. I guess these are next... by mbogosian · · Score: 5, Funny

    The University of Essex
    Cosmic Pussycat Designs (okay, maybe this one should be banned)
    you get the idea...

    1. Re:I guess these are next... by jstarr · · Score: 1

      Essex and Sussex counties have already triggered filtering software, as genealogists have discovered. More interestingly, grammar checking software is often triggered by those two phrases as well, making them suggest that the author "avoid sexual phrases."

    2. Re:I guess these are next... by spinlocked · · Score: 5, Funny

      Best not mention Scunthorpe. :)

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    3. Re:I guess these are next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funny is that there was once a really good adult film company called 'Essex adult films' or someother.

    4. Re:I guess these are next... by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      ... whose council legendarily had the same problem with an e-mail filter application blocking everything :-)

      (Can anyone confirm if that's true or not?)

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    5. Re:I guess these are next... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      Cosmic Pussycat Designs (okay, maybe this one should be banned)

      Look ma, we got Netscape Composer! Aint it pretty?

    6. Re:I guess these are next... by beebware · · Score: 1
      And to complete the list of British terms that filter's don't like, I'll like to quote from the comedic genius's of Morecambe and Wise:

      *cough* Arsenal *cough*

    7. Re:I guess these are next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. AOL's message boards used to censor certain words, so some people searched found the name "scunthorpe" and then whined and whined they couldn't talk about their new favorite town because of AOL's silly rules. I don't think anyone in Scunthorpe is actually smart enough to use the internet.

    8. Re:I guess these are next... by alfaiomega · · Score: 1

      I guess the next should be CIPA, which exactly means "pussy" in Polish, i.e.:

      1. Vulgar Slang. The vulva or vagina.
      2. Offensive Slang. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
      3. Slang. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.

      See also this comment of mine and search Google for "cipa" on .pl domains.

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    9. Re:I guess these are next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Uni I'm at (Sussex) has to have everyhing under the domain .susx.ac.uk and the domain .sussex.ac.uk is an alternate for precisely this reason.

  11. I hope the also don't care about..... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Billy Idol (Flesh for Fantasy) Vegetarianism ("I'm not a flesh eater") Ebola (flesh eating bacteria) Religion ("this bread is my flesh") Do I really need to go on? TW

    1. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You would think so, but the particular thing that Net Nanny picked up on was actually "flesh" paired with "public". As stated in the article.

      Still, gotta love that quote "we banned ourselves." Too bad no lesson was learned.

    2. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by aridhol · · Score: 2

      Erm...Ebola isn't flesh-eating and it definitely isn't a bacterium. It causes hemorrhages so you bleed from everywhere, but doesn't eat your flesh. You are perhaps thinking of flesh eating disease (Necrotizing fasciitis) which is usually caused by some streptococci?

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    3. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      I should have read the article and I am glad they're being more selective. I can't even imagine what could happen to our kids if they were subject to that specific word pairing.

      I'm all in favor of blocking now that I know the kind of filth they'll be spared from.

      TW

    4. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by Skiboo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What lesson should they have learned?

      They are required by law to have these filters.

    5. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

      That flesh is evil and from satan.

    6. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by edbarrett · · Score: 1

      Look at the story link:

      http://www.activedayton.com/ddn/local/dai ly/1122flesh.html

      active local dai ly :) flesh.

      I bet the story about being blacklisted would be blacklisted.

    7. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is no such thing as implicit trust"

      Tell that to a any young child, infant, or fetus, you dolt.

    8. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by schlach · · Score: 2

      I bet the story about being blacklisted would be blacklisted.

      That's usually the way filtering software works... they block sites like peacefire that publish banned-lists, so that you don't accidentally find out what you're not allowed to know.

    9. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by arivanov · · Score: 2

      Or phrambesia and a few other similar tropical relatives of the common syphilis. They do eat flash Actually syphilis did eat flesh 7 senturies ago as well. It just got "softer" as a result of natural selection. People whose genitalia were destroyed could not spread it around any more. In btw any article on these drives any censorware I have seen off the scale.

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    10. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by rebbie · · Score: 1
      Not so. The law was set aside and the whole thing has been appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court which is expected to hear oral arguments sometime in the next few months. Read more about it here:


      http://www.ala.org/cipa/

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    11. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What lesson should they have learned?

      They are required by law to have these filters."

      Lesson they should have learned, an unconstitutional law should not only not be followed, it should be forcefully shoved into the lawmakers faces.

      Consider that the tarring and feathering process used HOT tar. The one being feathered would have at least second degree burns, and should have counted his blessings he wasn't hanged or burned alive.

    12. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by The+Monster · · Score: 2
      the particular thing that Net Nanny picked up on was actually "flesh" paired with "public".
      The problem isn't public flesh...
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    13. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2

      ``What lesson should they have learned? They are required by law to have these filters.''
      There are two big Wrongs here. In order of appearance: the lesson they should have learned is to not use bad software. If it blocks harmless sites, it's bad. If that means that all blocking software is bad, then that is the conclusion that should be drawn, and no such software should be used.

      The second one is truly worrying. Law blocking information is censorship. No more, no less. It seems obvious that this law is meant to protect children, but it's still censorship. I leave it up to you if censorship is bad, protection is necessary, and these kinds of laws are effective.

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    14. Re:I hope the also don't care about..... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      "There is no such thing as implicit trust"

      While he's at it, he should tell it to himself. I personally trust myself inplicitly.

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  12. Not Serious? by Handpaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does Net Nanny have no user-variable settings? No equivalent of the Cyber-Yes list in Cyber-Patrol? Even if it were not possible to de-filter the url this way, what about direct IP addressing (the library must know their IP address). As a last resort, ask Net Nanny for a minor mod on pain of switching censorware providers.

    1. Re:Not Serious? by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      Then, surely, they'd have to export this (and probably loads more URLs) to many many libraries all over the place... it'd probably be easier to just change the domain for them.

  13. Is this thing real? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1, Redundant

    There is no "www.fleshpublic.lib.oh.us".

    1. Re:Is this thing real? by Coolfish · · Score: 2

      if you had read the article you would have seen that their solution was to change their domain name.

      heck you don't even have to read the article, it says in the summary.

      you're quite stupid, aren't you?

    2. Re:Is this thing real? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

      When I've "changed" my domain, I've always left the old one up and pointing to the same server. Unless NetNanny was doing reverse DNS to discover alternate names, there'd be no good reason to discontinue the old one. You'd also wind up breaking any old existing links to the website. There's lots of good reasons why, if the library had that original domain, it should have left it active.

      For all you know, someone hacked the Piqua library's home page and sent a juicy story to the local paper.

    3. Re:Is this thing real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The domain? I have no clue.

      The library? Hell yes. I got my first library card there in 1971-2. As soon as I could sign my name.

      It is a beautiful older building with a great local history collection.

      I only wish the rest of the town was as nice as the library, or I would still live there.

    4. Re:Is this thing real? by rebbie · · Score: 1
      If you had read the article you would have seen that they were showing their brand new web site to their employees when they discovered this. Since then the site has gone live. Why would they want to announce the "banned" address?

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  14. the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well the point is we should all shun netnanny, and hire a new one!

  15. Currently before the Supreme Court by Remik · · Score: 5, Informative

    American Library Association v. United States (01-CV-1322) is the latest case to challenge mandatory internet filters at public libraries. The Library Association brief in a lower court case can be found here. The Pennsylvania court recognized the proper weight of the First Amendment issues in the case, finding that the CIPA (Children's Internet Protection Act) infringed on protected speech. The government appealed and the Supreme Court granted certiorari. Arguments are expected to take place this winter or early spring.

    -R

    1. Re:Currently before the Supreme Court by alfaiomega · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Pennsylvania court recognized the proper weight of the First Amendment issues in the case, finding that the CIPA (Children's Internet Protection Act) infringed on protected speech.

      I think that they should censor vulgar words of pornographic nature also in other languages, unless they only want to block English pornography. My first suggestion would be the word "cipa," which is "pussy" in Polish. If you don't believe me, search Google for "cipa" on .pl domains or "cipa" in Polish language websites -- almost nothing but porn. Enjoy.

      I think C.I.P.A. should add "cipa" to its pornographic filters and finally censor itself, while I'm going to start a similar anti-porn organization here in Poland, which I will name P.U.S.S.Y. Of course, the interaction between C.I.P.A. and P.U.S.S.Y. will be somehow limited, as we will keep censoring each other -- but it's maybe better that way, since such a kind of interaction could be described as a lesbian sex and we could all go straight to hell.

      (By the way, imagine my laugh when I first read about CIPA protecting children from porn...)

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    2. Re:Currently before the Supreme Court by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

      Non-moderator's Mod of +1 Funny!

    3. Re:Currently before the Supreme Court by alfaiomega · · Score: 1

      Non-moderator's Mod of +1 Funny!

      Non-metamoderator's Metamod of Fair.
      Thanks! ;)

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  16. Websense by Rosonowski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think websense is the worst of all, considering some of the categories it puts things into.

    Archive.org is a "proxy avoidance system"

    everything2.com is "Tasteless"

    Among other categories: Non-Traditional Religion, Drugs, Alternative Journals, Political Groups, Financial Services, and Activist Groups.

    Makes doing research on anything hell.

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    1. Re:Websense by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      For those who don't want to type it in, real links:

      archive.org
      Everything2.com

    2. Re:Websense by damiam · · Score: 1

      archive.org is a proxy avoidance system(warning: link not work-safe).

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    3. Re:Websense by Rosonowski · · Score: 2

      While I'm aware that it can be used in that capacity, it's annoying when I do use it for perfectly legimate work.

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    4. Re:Websense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My work uses Websense and for awhile it had googles cache blocked as proxy avoidance system but now it works fine. And now they have this silly thing on game web sites that asks if you want to put it in your After-Work or view it now as work related. the sad thing is that most of the time when i have to view those pages it is work related. I work tech support for an OEM. Whats even worse i had to go to nicolodian.com (sp?) and play there games to test something.

      web sense is annoying but i have seen far worse out there.

    5. Re:Websense by dogfart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, and the problem is a company (or a government entity like a school district) buys this software to block "porn", sees these other categories, and decides to activate them as well. I've done projects at a number of places like this, and have noted the strangest sites blocked. I mean, sites on finite state machines blocked, mainly because they were affiliated with a non-US university domain (my best guess). What is scary here isn't the blocking but the fact the blocking list is proprietary and undisclosed. The blocking companies can restrict whatever they want, get use of their software mandated by the government, and suddenly we find environmental organizations' Web sites are unreachable by a huge part of the population. I am very uneasy with government money spent on secret content filters censoring public resources. If libraries want to block sites - fine. They should acquire blocking software with an open, published blocking list and be prepared to publicly defend each site they are blocking. Heck, why not just set up a "Censorship Board" and have it meet periodically to get citizen input on what is being blocked? If the sites you are blocking are so evil, then you should have no problem with ordinary citizens reviewing the ENTIRE blocking process in the open. Or, why should a company like Websense be allowed to make public policy in secret?

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    6. Re:Websense by ActiveSX · · Score: 2

      Speaking of e2, my school blocks *everything2.* (under the category "chat"). They don't, however, block 216.200.201.214 (e2's ip, if you're too lazy to look it up yourselves). Same thing goes with www.subdimension.com (I was quite well known for figuring out how to get around that on campus). Ain't bad filtering great, kids?

    7. Re:Websense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Websense has up to 75 categories that can be blocked depending on what the "Higher Ups" feel like telling the IT department.

      And now for my turn to rant about bad links:

      From my university's site, there I have found over a dozen links that are blocked. And have been this way for over a year.....

      My personal gripe, all files from the web ending in .mp3. I really can't understand the logic behind this one. I think the RIAA has done an excellent job of cleansing the web of illegal mp3's, but that's just me.

      www.gambleboards.com - Blocked for gambling, however I have followed over a dozen links describing it as the manufacurer of sound boards founded by Jim Gamble. I still don't know for myself, 'cause I haven't been there yet.

    8. Re:Websense by DMDx86 · · Score: 1

      My school district, Fort Bend ISD, runs this too.. In fact, they tried to use it against me one time [click] because I mentioned how their IT staff left an infected webserver on the internet for over a year and knew about it.. They didn't like me letting people know that they didn't do anything about it, so they decided to submit my URL to websense..

    9. Re:Websense by Ruddigger · · Score: 1

      Hahah, tell me about it! My proxy at wouldn't let me go to tubcat.com. Pornographic it says! Hmmph!

    10. Re:Websense by TeeWee · · Score: 1
      Among other categories: Non-Traditional Religion, Drugs, Alternative Journals, Political Groups, Financial Services, and Activist Groups.

      Excuse me? Non-traditional religion? Political Groups? What does that mean?

      Only "traditional" religions are allowed? What is a traditional religion? I might add that Christianity (probably a traditional religion) was considered non-traditional some 2000 years ago.

      And political groups? Pah. If you're not part of the ruling order, please stop publishing on the Web, we don't need you. Long live the status quo!

      The US of A seems to be forgetting its most important of roots: Freedom.
    11. Re:Websense by Yet+Another+Smith · · Score: 2

      My company uses Websense. My work revolves around providing mapping data for locations all over the world for wireless network planning apps. As you can imagine, I have to deal with maps written in Spanish, French, Portugese, Russian, Arabic, and a number of other languages. I also have to deal with customers and vendors who speak various languages. So for a long time I used babelfish pretty regularly. Then my company started using Websense. Websense classifies almost all translation sites as 'Anonymizer/Translator' which is a no-no because 'it can be used to defeat filtering'.

      What was really funny was that I didn't figure out that was the problem for a long time, because a database error (or just stupidity on their part) meant that every time I was denied access to it, it said it was blocked as a 'Sex' site. I figured they'd just made a mistake and not meant to block it at all, so I spent a couple of weeks trying to get it fixed before they finally told me that they meant to block it the whole time.

      I live in perpetual fear of the time I call 'The Coming of the Great Google Blackout' when they realize that Google's 'cache' can serve as a 'proxy avoidance system.' If they block Google, I'll never be able to find information on local mapping datums, data sources, or just about anything else I do with the net at work. When they do that, about the only thing I'll be able to use the net for is wasting company time reading /..

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    12. Re:Websense by mpe · · Score: 2

      www.gambleboards.com - Blocked for gambling, however I have followed over a dozen links describing it as the manufacurer of sound boards founded by Jim Gamble.

      In reality block lists are compiled by some fairly stupid software, The only real difference between the lists from something like SquidGuard and the proprietary lists is that SquidGuard is honest. The typical human input is from users saying "you should/should not have blocked this or that website"

    13. Re:Websense by tom420.com · · Score: 1

      If libraries want to block sites - fine. They should acquire blocking software with an open, published blocking list and be prepared to publicly defend each site they are blocking. Heck, why not just set up a "Censorship Board" and have it meet periodically to get citizen input on what is being blocked?

      We are the computer guys, so we wish for a publicly available ban list. However the people doing search at the library are those who don't have the ressources to do such a search at home, thus they are not much interested about a publicly availabe ban list, they just want to do a search and believe from the beginning this is something hard to do

  17. How much library censorware does it take to censor by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait,

    if the library's censorware censored the library's own site, how did the librarians find out about the censoring without bypassing the censorware?

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  18. The new website is at by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1, Redundant

    http://piqua.lib.oh.us/

  19. Uhh... by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    After three months of work by the staff, Oda was justifiably proud of the site.

    Three months of work? Are you fucking kidding me?

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    1. Re:Uhh... by minitrue · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, two days to do the code in FrontPage, and eighty-eight days to troubleshoot why the page wasn't showing up in Internet Explorer ("What's this damn NetNanny thing that keeps popping up?").

    2. Re:Uhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, considering the person responsible for the design mainly uses static pages, and there appear to be at least a hundred or so pages in the non-dynamic portion of the site, three months is a reasonable figure.

      If they had employed PHP/MySQL, then it probably would have taken much less time -- but this is a library, and they're pretty much operating off the knowledge of the people that work there, aren't they? For that, they did a nice job.

    3. Re:Uhh... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      One hour studying readability and HCI would have served them well.... What a shitty looking site.

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    4. Re:Uhh... by kampit · · Score: 1


      If they had employed PHP/MySQL, then it probably would have taken much less time -- but this is a library, and they're pretty much operating off the knowledge of the people that work there, aren't they? For that, they did a nice job.


      It's a library, that means it contains books among other things, some of those books probably have titles like "MySQL for dummies" and "PHP Programming Quide", so they could've done a better job.

    5. Re:Uhh... by parliboy · · Score: 2



      Sounds about right.

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    6. Re:Uhh... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      /me hopes that you're not wanting them to turn into the bitmapped "Flash-enabled" monstrosities that litter the Internet now.

    7. Re:Uhh... by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read the parent, it complained about the lack of readability, not the lack of Flash.

      The morons are using a background containing solid black when essential text on top of it is black.

      They use a number of different typefaces on pages, creating a non-uniform look, which slows down reading.

      The icons are unintuitive or unclear. What does the icon for local history and genealogy represent? Looks like flying hot dogs to me.

      They link to pages that are under construction without indicated that such is the case. (Check out the mad Tux action in this one - quite amusing considering they used Frontpage.)

      They use ALL CAPS for a publication where emphasis can and should be marked in other ways.

      They use single line breaks instead of paragraphs, which makes it very hard to read.

      It doesn't take Nostradamus to figure out that they will never keep static pages like this updated, which will lead to large portions of the site being useless.

      Last but not least, the site lacks an overall unified graphical language. Standard graphics are not standard, but are different from section to section (yet shared between some sections). The lack of stylistic uniformity creates an unstructured site that is hard to navigate. It would have been better to use only one or two fonts and have common graphics for all sections, perhaps color-coded for different sections of the site (like /. for example).

      Flash hardly improves readability, and the parent post said nothing about that, so don't even go there.

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    8. Re:Uhh... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I particularly enjoyed der blinkenlights on the catalog page.. is there an official stake for burning wannabe webmasters at, or do we just impale 'em on any handy fencepost??

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    9. Re:Uhh... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Fair enough... How would they know that their solution required them to know PHP or MySQL, or even that there was any server side stuff to know? I'm sure not all introductory books tell you that this even exists.

    10. Re:Uhh... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      The morons are using a background containing solid black [lib.oh.us] when essential text on top of it is black.

      Looks fine to me, but then I long ago decided that I knew my preferences better than any webmaster and forced my color scheme.

      They use a number of different typefaces on pages, creating a non-uniform look, which slows down reading.

      Same thing. Looks fine here.

      The icons [lib.oh.us] are unintuitive or unclear. What does the icon for local history and genealogy represent? Looks like flying hot dogs to me.

      I do agree, but I think that using icons on websites is just annoying anyway. I've never seen an icon at all that I think is a good idea. It's much easier to just have text links (unless you're catering to a non-English audience, perhaps, but this is a local US library). They have the text right next to each icon -- is it *that* hard to tell what's what on that page?

      They link to pages that are under construction [lib.oh.us] without indicated that such is the case.

      Uh..yeah? So?

      From a technical standpoint (unless you have some layer of stuff that preprocesses your static pages), that's a *much* better system. If you update a page, you shouldn't track down every link to said page -- hell, they could be anywhere on the Internet.

      I do agree that the fact that they used Tux on an FP site is a bit funny, but what's more likely is that the guy got all of the Tux stuff from a cheapo Web clipart collections (looking for "computer" stuff), and didn't have any idea what it meant. This isn't like the library blew zillions of dollars hiring techies...

      They use ALL [lib.oh.us] CAPS [lib.oh.us] for a publication where emphasis can and should be marked in other ways.

      The ALL CAPS bit is hardly that egregious. Yes, it's not the ideal mechanism, but the idea is to make a short bit of text clearly stand out and still be readable, which this successfully does. Sure, a professional publisher would get twitchy because it violates some "rules" that are reasonably-well grounded...but big deal. It does the job, which is what matters.

      They use single line breaks [lib.oh.us] instead of paragraphs, which makes it very hard to read.

      This is true.

      It doesn't take Nostradamus to figure out that they will never keep static pages like this [lib.oh.us] updated, which will lead to large portions of the site being useless.

      True enough. However, from what I can see, this is a library staff doing the work. This is not a company with a budget to hire a bunch of programmers and whatnot. I doubt anyone there has significant scripting knowledge. For the resources available, this is hardly awful.

      I think the reason that I'm reluctant to criticize the site is that many sites that are considered "professional" do a far worse job than this one of holding to the spirit of HTML. They use Javascript for regular linking, they force pixel-level layout, they embed Flash bits all over. Going to this site reminded me of lots of mid-90s websites, when people still gave something of a shit about what HTML looks like. You've done a good job of finding issues with the website, and I suppose I'm a bit biased in favor of it. But even so, I wish more websites would look like this again, instead of some "professional" websites.

      There's been some improvement. Designers have finally learned that websites should resize, that people don't all have Javascript/cookies/Flash on (and use fallbacks), that users are *not* going to change their resolution to view a website, that hierarchies are good, that images of text (instead of just text) are bad, that massive amounts of tables with tons of links are bad...when the initial move away from simple, HTML-2.0-ish sites started, I wasn't that thrilled, but it's started to come back around.

      Som examples of sites that I really don't like (though they're considered "professional" and major sites):

      ICQ. There's a lot of, uh, *stuff* on the main page. This "massive amounts of stuff on the main page" motif has survived multiple redesigns.

      HotBot. Lots of stuff, ugly color scheme (which appeared after the Wired purchase of HotBot).

      Sony. Nobody likes rollover menus.

      RCA. Rollover menus from hell.

      Kraft. Nonresizeable (and wide), rather bizarre news format (which also limits them to four news items).

      BIC (Yeah, the guys that make pens). All the effort of rendering fonts into an image so that you can make a website look unreadable.

      Kleenex. When I go here, I want to find out how much lotion is in a given tissue, not look at a bunch of Flash crap.

      So here's why I like their website. It renders cleanly in older and text-based browsers. It's fast and small. No Javascript or pop-up menus are present. It doesn't tell you to change your resolution. It provides actual email links (i.e. you don't have to go through a form). It's fairly easy to find what you want, and the immediately useful information (library hours, telephone numbers) are right on the front page.

      There are, as you've found, some issues. But I'd far rather read their website than any of the big, "professional", heavily-funded websites that I listed above.

      Frankly, the only popular website that I really think has good design any more is Google, which has a team that's fanatically committed to a spartan, light interface. Everyone I talked to said that it looked out of date or old when everyone else was going bigger, flashier, and more bitmapped...and now, look who's on top. :-) People *like* simple, fast web pages, not big monstrosities.

      It's true that the guy didn't say Flash, so I probably misread it. I just see the one website in a long time that gets back to the basics, and I see tons of people slamming it...it comes off wrong.

      Lemme check out your own website...I'm guessing that we'd differ on some of the things you did as well.

      You use frames -- I firmly feel that frames are a bad idea, and after a four year love-hate relationship (i.e. designers loved frames, viewers hated them), they pretty much went away. As such, you have to slap a "this webpage is better with browsers X, Y, and Z at the bottom of your page.

      You complained about hard to read icons, yet your own site has a block of six quite unidentifiable icons. Sure, you can run the mouse over them to get the text, but then they partly cover up neighboring icons. So I pretty much end up moving the mouse over an icon, moving it away, moving it onto another one...repeat six times *just* to find out what the links on your site are.

      You apparently did the ford.se site, according to your CV. This is Flash only.

      You use Javascript for normal links

      Your poetry page has a miniscule frame that makes it extremely difficult to read any text.

      On the upsite, your site *is* accessable with older browsers, even if it's a little annoying to click through frame-related links.

      Everyone has the elements that they find valuable in a website. I rather like theirs. :-)

    11. Re:Uhh... by signer · · Score: 1

      You forget; these librarians have so little experience with software, they're relying on Net Nanny! I'd say three months is admirable, especially given that this is almost certainly something a librarian worked on in addition to his/her normal duties.

      --

      Independent musicians and registration-free net radio at EmergentSound

    12. Re:Uhh... by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 2

      While your settings prevent you from being affected by text the same color as the background and inconsistencies in page design, this is not the case for a majority of users, and a library really should strive to cater to the needs of those who don't know how to configure their browsers beyond what is the standard setting.

      Icons (or rather pictograms) can be great when used with care. If skillfully made, a pictogram can guide the eye and convey a message faster than text. Yes, they have text next to it, but if the images detract from a clear text and add nothing but confusion, why are they there?

      The problems with their linking to pages under construction are two. Your reasoning would be fine, if it weren't for the fact that they link to the same under construction document, so they will have to track down all those links. The second reason is that it fools readers into clicking links to pages that don't exist. When driving on the road, you don't want to see signs pointing to roads that don't exist.

      All caps really does slow down reading. Librarians should know this. There is no excuse on that point. The sad thing is that it probably took them longer to do that than it would have to just boldface the whole thing or make it one size bigger. When providing a service, one should always strive to provide the best service.

      I understand their reasons for not using scripts, and I don't blame them for that. What is sad to see is that they tried to do things that realistically cannot be done without scripting. They put in a lot of work, and no, that part isn't awful, but it will most likely be a lot of work done in vain.

      As far as professional sites go, I'm right there with you. I can't believe ICQ still looks like that. Microsoft's site is an organizational bowl of spaghetti. I personally like the simplistic designs of Google, Everything2, Slashdot, MIT, and so on. Yes, the library Web site is better than some of the professional sites out there. I'll give you that much.

      HTML 2.0 was bad because it lacked the noninterfering dynamics of CSS. Flash is bad because it is intrusive. JavaScript is not bad, because it is widely supported and finally stable if you know what you are doing, but there should be alternatives when it is used, sure. The thing I like about Google is that they use the power of current technologies in a way that shows they understand the technology that they are using and care about their users.

      While the page renders in text-based browsers, they haven't made use of the alt-attribute, which indicates that this is not by design, but by luck. I also think it's the first time I have heard someone commended for adhering to HTML-standards while using Frontpage.

      I should have seen the review of my own site coming from miles away. ;) I can only say I agree with you on most of your points. Yes, frames are heavily debated. I for one like the flexibility of it when used carefully. I have started to make a noframes version of the site, as you could tell, but it's not fully done yet.

      The frame on my poetry page is a result of the fact that I don't have a host that allows scripting, nor can I afford one, and I really cannot change hundreds of static with poems when adding another one just to update a menu. I'd rather give more real estate to contents than to navigational items. It is a difficult page to present, and I have had to make tradeoffs, but I think it works well. I am sorry to hear you disagree, and I would really like to hear what alternative ideas you have.

      I see your point about my icons. While I think that official and company Web sites should be to-the-point, I consider my own site a bit more of an artistic toy. I doubt anybody will go to my site and look for a specific piece of information at present, so I don't think the fact that readers have to explore a bit is that bad. I'll probably change that thing in my next revision of the site though.

      I didn't DO the Ford site. I reworked some of the stuff that they already had on their Web site. Back when I did this, it was not in Flash. One of the things I had to deal with was that backgrounds did not show up right on different resolutions. The site was originally designed by another company than the one I worked with at the time and is yet another example of how bad professional sites can be. I wish I had been given the chance to do that one ground-up.

      --
      I for one welcome our new SCOviet Russian overlords to whom all our base are belong.
    13. Re:Uhh... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      text the same color as the background

      Okay, you're right about the default settings. He screwed up.

      I'm not saying that icons cannot be useful, but I tend to find that the value of them is significantly oversold.

      I didn't realize that the links all went to the same "under construction document"...I didn't actually check out what he was doing. Good call. :-) I understand the implications for the user of having links go to "under construction" pages, but ideally you'd have few pages "under construction", and the cost is not that high. It may not be ideal (having some software system to handle these sorts of internal links might be helpful), but it's certainly got some reasoning behind it.

      Javascript is not bad

      I'm not saying it doesn't have its use. I just really get annoyed when people use it for regular links (or even to open "preview windows", come to think of it...there's an extension to do that with HTML, IIRC. Usually I think that "preview windows" are a bad idea -- if I want a new window, I'll open a new window or hit the back button).

      You're right about the lack of alt text and the fact that it was made with Front Page is a bit funny -- but FrontPage doesn't necessarily generate awful HTML (based on the source of a few websites I've seen), at least if you avoid all its extensions.

      I would really like to hear what alternative ideas you have

      Oh, lovely. Put me on the spot. Much easier to gripe than fix.

      Well...given that I'm a hardcore anti-frames type, I'd probably do things on a page of my own in the traditional HTML style -- if the content isn't too large, on one page with the TOC at the top with links to anchor tags in the text, and if there are a *lot* of poems, links to either "yearly" pages with poems or individual poem pages.

      What would probably be more acceptable to you would be simple enlarging the frame containing the Table Of Contents(TOC). If someone has to scroll to read a poem, no great loss. They're more likely to read a poem linearly, and random-access the TOC, and the TOC gets more use, anyway.

      my own site a bit more of an artistic toy

      The "it's a hobby site" objection is pretty reasonable, and it is undoubtedly the most compatible and usable site of this sort I've used with alternate browsers.

      I still think it would be nice to have text somewhere on or near the "expanding image" icons so that one doesn't *have* to flip around with the mouse to find the text.

      Thanks for the good conversation!

  20. Well, what do you expect? by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    You would not believe the trouble I had looking up the Trojan War.

    That's a story about men entering a horse.

    --
    "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
    1. Re:Well, what do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buheuahuehuaheuhuae. I laughed hard on that.

    2. Re:Well, what do you expect? by beta21 · · Score: 1

      You must have got the watered down version. I heard it was a lot of Greek men entering a horse.

  21. read the article by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 2, Informative

    from the article:

    Fortunately, a change in the address -- www.piqua.lib.oh.us -- has allowed the library to access its own site.


    They changed their domain, they didn't get a new one. That means that the old one no longer exists


    --
    "the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached to it." - Grandpa Simpson
  22. Re:heh-heh-heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Informative? Heh, that's even more amusing than the parent itself :)

  23. Deja vu by flatface · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Reminds me when Slashdot Slashdotted itself. People should learn to stop punching themselves in the face.

    1. Re:Deja vu by flikx · · Score: 1

      Reminds me when Slashdot Slashdotted itself. People should learn to stop punching themselves in the face.

      This coming from someone with the nickname flatface. Suddenly, the entire world makes sense.

      --
      One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
  24. Re:If wondef it wblock these sites? -1 MOD wtf?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Why is this a troll?! How would someone know if those sites would be blocked unless they were in the library or had knowledge about the filtering software? It's on-topic and a legitimate question!! You modders are on crack!

  25. Easy proposal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create a Federal Law: all porn sites must belong to a .xxx domain name.

    If you don't want your children looking at porn, then block sites in the .xxx domain.

    Naturally, since this isn't an international law, we'd have to take an alternate approach to non-US adult sites.

    And yes, "art" sites wouldn't be blocked. But it's a start.
    You seem to be pro-censorware. Do you not understand that the software is pathetic?: Porn sites have the word "breast" in them, so let's block the word "breast". What's that ma'am, you want to research breast cancer? Sorry, you've been denied access.

    To everyone who opposes censor-ware so much:

    What do you purpose we do to keep adult sites from our kids while they're at the library?

    1. Re:Easy proposal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about free content sites like geocities? What abotu shell hosts? Have you even run your own webserver or even any service and seen how much domain names don't matter?

    2. Re:Easy proposal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as I stated previously:
      Create a Federal Law: all porn sites must belong to a .xxx domain name.


      I.e.: it's illegal to host adult material without having a .xxx domain name.
      Thus, it would be illegal to put adult content on a free content site.
      Thus, it would be illegal to host adult content on your own webserver unless it belongs to a .xxx domain.

    3. Re:Easy proposal. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Please define porn.

    4. Re:Easy proposal. by NortWind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Create a Federal Law: all porn sites must belong to a .xxx domain name.

      Great. Who gets to decide what is pornograghy? Is this self administered, that is to say you should sign up under .xxx domain if you feel you have a pornographic site? Most responsible pornography sites already have tags for NetNanny etc so that if you just set the censorware to filter tagged sites only, you'd get the same effect without have to add another law to the huge list we have already.

    5. Re:Easy proposal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please define porn.
      Look it up on the Internet.

    6. Re:Easy proposal. by Kaemaril+The+Magus · · Score: 1

      And all those sites which exist outside federal jurisdiction? What would you recommend? Extend the "War On Terrorism" to "The War On Porn" and have Dubbya invade the Netherlands? :)

      --
      "I think there is a world market for about five computers" - Thomas John Watson (President of IBM), 1943
    7. Re:Easy proposal. by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      Thus, it would be illegal to host adult content on your own webserver unless it belongs to a .xxx domain.

      Or a .jp domain.
      Or an .au domain.
      Or a .cx domain (*shudder*).
      Or a .uk domain.
      Or a .ru domain.

      The list goes on and on...point is, you'll notice that all of these TLDs are outside the control of the U.S. government.

      --

      I pledge allegiance to the flag...
      of the Corporate States of America...
    8. Re:Easy proposal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yah, they cannot take away out goatse.cx!

    9. Re:Easy proposal. by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 2

      O.K.

      I bite. So its a Federal Law in which country? I presume you want the U.S of A.. But i recall some other countrys on this planet, like maybe France or the U.K. or even Fidschi. So how do you enforce this Federal law on the Internet?

      --
      ... whenever a text is transmitted, variation occurs. This is because human beings are careless, fallible, and occasiona
  26. Hahaha You Brought it On yourselves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no don't show us what we want to see!
    Come on quit making stuff which you know we'll want to watch.
    Quit writing things with you know we'll want to read. This is America! You can't do that!

    1. Re:Hahaha You Brought it On yourselves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Capitalist America Freedom means Freedom from Corporate Taxes.

    2. Re:Hahaha You Brought it On yourselves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny that gripe and bitch about the "Freedom Hating Terrorists" when you obviously have a problem with "Freedom Hating" fundamentalists of your own.

      Maybe you should do to the Fundamentalist TV, Radio and Evanglistic Network what you did to the Taliban and the Al-Queada Networks.

  27. This is scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Little by little, USA seems to be breeding a generation of idiots with twisted ideas about sexuality and that a naked human being is something taboo, something to fear and something to avoid. Sad.

    Who prevents these kids from going deeper into the library and *gasp* opening up a book on ANATOMY! Or a National Geographic with pictures of people from Sumatra, who *gasp* wear no bra!

    1. Re:This is scary by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

      Next you'll be telling me that porn is legal, and in fact built the Internet, VHS tapes, and DVDs. Ha!

    2. Re:This is scary by kliment · · Score: 1

      true, and what is worse is that alongside that grows the pr0n industry, and as one destroys the image of the human body as something beautiful and natural, the other creates one of the body used only to satisfy primal instincts. Sex should be about people trying to make each other happy, not the sick thing that the pr0n industry is turning it into. Children should have access to information, preferrably from their parents, about sex, and so condition themselves against porn.

    3. Re:This is scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn Industry is relatively constant and it's the only form of video entertainment with more female directors than male.

      Also if people want BUSINESS AND $$$$ will give them what they want.

      I don't understand how Americans can be so pro-capitalist but fail to apply their "beliefs" to anything else.

  28. I'm gonna make the library censor Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    FUCK COCK SHIT BITCH CUNT.

    Guess no one can get their news now.

  29. ARGH by Doomrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of when I was a lot younger and the only net access I had was from the school library. I was banned, my parents were phoned, and I had to see the principle because they would log every hostname resolved and if they found anything suspicious, they would ban you. I explained at least 10 times that it isn't my fault if a perfectly reasonable site on a free host had a porn advertisement on it.

    I argued with the principle for 15 minutes. He'd just repeat "You were accessing bad Internet numbers.". I tried so hard to explain about the concept of images residing under different hosts being shown in innocent web pages, yet he wouldn't listen. I then explained that he should probably learn to understand the technology before punishing me for using it. That didn't get through to him at all. I soon found myself explaining to him that I was amazed that somebody so ignorant, arrogant and most of all retardedly stupid could become the principle of a high school. So I got suspended.

    2 months later I had to see the principle again. "Please design the school webpage for us..".

    1. Re:ARGH by Chromium_One · · Score: 1

      In that position, I would tell have told said principle to go stuff himself until such time as he was willing to make a full apology, explaining his assitude in full, in front of a full school assembly.

      Then again, I'm also a Rat Bastard to any ignorant gimp who insists on pissing me off after they've been given a chance to see the error of thier ways.

      --
      When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
    2. Re:ARGH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have linked your images to harmless images on 'bad numbers'. When everyone at the school got banned, you could show an incredible example of what you were talking about.

    3. Re:ARGH by Jester99 · · Score: 5, Funny

      2 months later I had to see the principle again. "Please design the school webpage for us..".

      Well, come on. Don't leave us hangin' like that... Did you?

    4. Re:ARGH by Doomrat · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I was too busy looking at porn.

    5. Re:ARGH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAA!!!! man, that's a kicker! Great thread! Damn. Too bad I don't have mod points....

    6. Re:ARGH by Cs.Ender · · Score: 1

      On a similar note, my high school computer science teacher was equally retarted. Her previous "job in the industry" was a content provider for the old AOL bbs, and her knolege has not advanced beyond that point. I frequently lost credit for doing assignments 2 or 3 weeks before they were assigned instead of listening to the lecture where she explained how to write the program I had written 2 or 3 weeks ago.

      So when I added a couple lines of javascript to the school's site to display embarassing (read: photoshoped) pictures of her and the principal the day after graduation, she had to have a student fix it. Teaches a web design class, can't find a two-line javascript statement. Oh, and she still suspects the student (a Junior at the time) because they were able to find and fix the problem...

      --
      I know lots of things. Most of them are wrong.
    7. Re:ARGH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skippy, pay attention:

      Principal - the head honcho of your school; they're called Headmasters in the UK

      Principle - a guiding rule, code, law or doctrine

      Do you "see the principle" now?

    8. Re:ARGH by miu · · Score: 1
      I soon found myself explaining to him that I was amazed that somebody so ignorant, arrogant and most of all retardedly stupid could become the principle of a high school. So I got suspended.

      Since the 1970s much of US public school administration has come from the Physical Education department. This kind of idiocy by 'skool offal-shills' is much more common than you might think.

      I'm surprised your principal had enough guts to ask for your assistance when he needed it.

      --

      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    9. Re:ARGH by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Also, the PrinciPAL is your PAL.

      Except in this case he wasn't. It seems that his English teacher wasn't either.

    10. Re:ARGH by Doomrat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I'm from the UK, but used American terms as to not confuse them all. Having never used the word before, I'd say it's fair to have spelt it incorrectly.

    11. Re:ARGH by kubrick · · Score: 1

      I soon found myself explaining to him that I was amazed that somebody so ignorant, arrogant and most of all retardedly stupid could become the principle of a high school.

      He, at least, knew how to spell 'principal'.

      A 'principle' is what you were standing on at the time. :)

      --
      deus does not exist but if he does
    12. Re:ARGH by Doomrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are a few things I'd like you to understand:

      1) Nobody likes a punctuator. If you really have nothing better to say then you're even more of a dull person than you make yourself out to be.
      2) It has already been pointed out by another person with too much time on their hands that I used the wrong form of principal. Maybe certain shut-ins should try reading entire threads before they waste their time.
      3) I explained above (again, try reading the post) that I would have normally not have used the American term for school heads. To me it's "headmaster", but I wanted to comform to the masses, the Americans, so that they wouldn't get confused. Now, again, if you read above you'd see that I'd NEVER used the word before, so it is an acceptable mistake to use the wrong form. Perhaps I've only ever seen it written by other people who also happened to get it wrong? Do you see how it's not a big deal?
      4) For the love of God, GET A GIRLFRIEND.
      5) Briefly looking at some of your other comments, you seem to think that "..." at the end of most sentences is good English. I do hope somebody laughs at you for it one day.

    13. Re:ARGH by kubrick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      1) Nobody likes a punctuator. If you really have nothing better to say then you're even more of a dull person than you make yourself out to be.

      Oh, I have much better to say. I just enjoy the irony of someone too stupid to spell common words abusing someone in a position of power over him or herself.

      2) It has already been pointed out by another person with too much time on their hands that I used the wrong form of principal. Maybe certain shut-ins should try reading entire threads before they waste their time.

      Yes, I should lower my 'Score' threshold... to read more pearls of wisdom from twits like yourself?

      Re: 3) Have you ever used a dictionary?

      4) For the love of God, GET A GIRLFRIEND.

      Already have one. Now, if I weren't working today instead of being with her, maybe I wouldn't be goofing off on Slashdot instead.

      5) Briefly looking at some of your other comments, you seem to think that "..." at the end of most sentences is good English. I do hope somebody laughs at you for it one day.

      It's poor style, but at least I know what an ellipsis is. :) I use it to indicate a pause -- as message boards like this have some of the immediacy of speech, at least as far as I'm concerned.

      You took the time to look over my past posts, and you're calling ME a shut-in? :)

      [PS: Moderators, please mod this post Offtopic... it definitely is.]

      --
      deus does not exist but if he does
    14. Re:ARGH by Doomrat · · Score: 2

      You are a sad, arrogant case. You really do appear to have personal relation problems.

      Clearly you care more about points and moderation than a normal person should. You just WON'T accept the fact that the word principal is barely ever used in my country, if it even exists in our dictionary at all. Do you expect me to check each and every word I write here against dictionary definitions? You certainly implied that. Irrationality isn't going to get you far in life (isn't this your cue to state about how amazingly successful you have been and how far you have got in life? It would certainly be in character.). Of course, if you regularly assumed that I don't understand what the "..." means - yet another poor assumption from your oh-so-enlightened self. I know what it means, I also know that if you have the audacity to go around correcting other people's posts then you should CERTAINLY be using perfect English elsewhere.
      Yes, as I already pointed out, I briefly checked over some of your posts, which is a fair thing to do before you're about to flame somebody. It took me all of 60 seconds, so turning that around to use as flame-material against me just isn't going to work. Oh, and the check was certainly worth it - what should I find, but you correcting other people's grammar. Certainly seems to be a hobby for people who can't actually write a meaningful post.

      You can 'argue' against me all you like, but as long as you carry on with the blind retorts and poor wit, you won't be helping your case.

    15. Re:ARGH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    16. Re:ARGH by kubrick · · Score: 1

      I accept everything you say as the absolute truth. You are right in every respect.

      However, your behaviour seems to be a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Amusing more than anything else. :)

      --
      deus does not exist but if he does
    17. Re:ARGH by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 2
      I argued with the principle for 15 minutes.

      You argued with the principal out of principle?

    18. Re:ARGH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just WON'T accept the fact that the word principal is barely ever used in my country, if it even exists in our dictionary at all.

      It does exist, but is little used outside of the US to refer to someone in charge of a school, as opposed to a college. It can also refer to an investment or a proxy.

      Do you expect me to check each and every word I write here against dictionary definitions?

      Possibly against some one else's dictionary definitions.

  30. It's not a terrible thing... by Snoochie+Bootchie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The implementation is awful, but the intent is acceptable. Why can't you go to a library and checkout/read Penthouse? Because Penthouse does not fit in with the mission of a library. The protecting our kids thing is great politics, but little more. I don't buy it and I don't like having others tell me what I should think is something my kids shouldn't see. However, I don't have a problem with a library using some form of control to block access to sites that lie outside of the mission of a public library.

    1. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see why Penthouse wouldn't fit within the mission of a Library. I can be quite political at times. Same with Hustler and Playboy. Libraries archive knowledge and like it or not, these periodicals actually contain reasonable amounts of knowledge.

      Now, I can see them requiring an ID to see the magazines, but shouldn't you be able to get past Net Nanny with an ID too?

      TW

    2. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The mission of a public library is to provide access to as much published information as possible. The reason the library doesn't carry Penthouse is because it would take up space that could be used for other, more "informative" magazines. Since each book or magazine uses up finite resources (money, shelf space), it makes sense for the library to pick and choose them so that it can maximize the library's overall usefulness.

      On the internet, the situation is the exact opposite. Carrying everything is the default, and it takes extra resources to block things. Thus any blocking has to be justified as somehow increasing the overall amount of information. Of course this is impossible since blocking information by definition decreases this amount. Hence no filtering is acceptable to the library's mission.

    3. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Darth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is that the control system is actively interfering with the mission of the public library. It wouldnt be acceptable for the library to remove every book on architecture because they contained the word "penthouse" and that also happens to be the same name as a skin mag.

      The blocking software is ineffective and blocks massive amounts of legitimate content and protected speech. It also hides how the blocking is done and who is being blocked so there is no oversight to ensure that political or social bias isnt involved in the banning process. That's why it should be abandoned.

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    4. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason the library doesn't carry Penthouse is because it would take up space that could be used for other, more "informative" magazines.

      Then why the *fuck* does my library shelve books from that g.d. criminal cult organization, Scientology?

    5. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about "The Joy of Sex?" Almost every library has that book. If there was a "perfect filter" it still would not be able to cope with social changes. "The Joy of Sex" caused (and still causes in some places) a stir when it was released but in the end it was deemed library worthy.

      So your local library doesn't stock Penthouse. Well, that's their perogative, but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen. Ideally, the library is about free access to information and what is considered approriate is always in flux.

    6. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "The implementation is awful, but the intent is acceptable. Why can't you go to a library and checkout/read Penthouse? Because Penthouse does not fit in with the mission of a library."

      I agree with what you say here. I better solution might be for force all future domain registration for mature websites to have a separate tld, perhaps .mat so pr0n seekers would go to www.autopr0n.mat. This allows easy filtering and reduces mis-filters. Of course such a thing would not be instantaneous because existing pr0n sites could take a few years to move over, i.e. waiting until their current registrations expire.

    7. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't you go to a library and checkout/read Penthouse? Because Penthouse does not fit in with the mission of a library.

      Evidently you don't spend much time in libraries. In most librarys you can checkout/read Penthouse. Why? Because - hey, I'm not going to do your homework for you. For now why not be quiet when the grownups are talking, and learn to only post when you know what you are talking about

    8. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My college library stocked Playboy. It's a reference...

    9. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Alsee · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why can't you go to a library and checkout/read Penthouse?

      You can.

      Because Penthouse does not fit in with the mission of a library.

      It certainly does.

      If your local library has an inadaquate collection I suggest you try a bigger library. Worst case you can always get it at the Library of Congress. (Enter PENTHOUSE as search title and check the second result. I'd give you a direct link but their search engine uses moronic web sessions with temporary URL's that time-out.)

      LC Control Number: 73640721
      Type of Material: Serial (Periodical, Newspaper, etc.)
      Uniform Title: [Penthouse (New York, N.Y.)]
      ISSN: 0090-2020
      LC Classification: AP2 .P413
      Dewey Class No.: 051

      I don't have a problem with a library using some form of control to block access to sites that lie outside of the mission of a public library.

      I agree 100%, chuckle. Therefore libraries should have unrestricted access to the entire internet and carry as much printed material and other media as physically possible. INCLUDING access to Penthouse.com and a copy of Penthouse Volume 1 Issue 1. I may as well piss off a few Europeans while I'm at it and specificly include Hitler's autobiography Mein Kampf.

      If you think you the right to say some material is offensive and not within the mission of a library then you better damn well expect ME to have the same right. I'd start with the Bible, it's filled with sex, violence, even incest! Can't get much more offensive than incest! After that I'd ban all the other religion's holy books too. (It wouldn't be very fair to discriminate against just one religion.)

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    10. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 3, Informative

      However, I don't have a problem with a library using some form of control to block access to sites that lie outside of the mission of a public library.

      The difference is between (a) not buying books you don't like, and (b) ripping pages out of the books you already have. (given to you free, indeed)

      Libraries are there to store and provide information. As much as possible. Any site incorrectly blocked reduces the amount of information available at the library, thus "reducing the ability of the library to perform its mission" in your vocabulary, whereas leaving "non-core" sites unblocked does not reduce the amount of information available at the library.

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    11. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by sconeu · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you think you the right to say some material is offensive and not within the mission of a library then you better damn well expect ME to have the same right. I'd start with the Bible, it's filled with sex, violence, even incest!

      Not to mention condoning terrorism... What else do you think the 10 Plagues were? What else would you call killing innocents (the Slaying of the First Born) in order to achieve a political objective (free the Hebrews)?

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    12. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by bigfatlamer · · Score: 1

      Actually, the answer is that some other asshole has already stolen all the copies. Seriously.

      When I was a kid and had just been introduced to the idea of porn I thought to myself, "self...maybe the library has Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler...you can just go read them there." So I went to the library (which didn't seem like such a waste of time in 1981) and checked the periodicals list. Lo and behold...they carry all 3 of those mags. So I head to the magazine stacks and find, much to my 10 year old chagrin that although the boxes are there to hold the last 24 issues of Playboy and Penthouse, there are no magazines in them.

      Later on when I was in high school, I asked a friend of mine who worked in the library if they actually subscribed to them and if they kept them behind the counter. Apparently they did subscribe, put them out on the shelves and they'd be gone in less than 30 minutes...never to be seen again. (Except perhaps by the janitor who had to peel them off the men's room floor.)

      BFL

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    13. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by arivanov · · Score: 3, Informative

      Agree 100%. I have not read Playboy since the early 90-es, but 12 years ago it was having brilliant political essays (amidst all the tits of course) that were giving Bush senior a shelling that was way heavier than any of the conventional press. It was a very good read and it was worth every single penny you payed for it.

      Similarly another "entertainment" magazine at the time, namely Rolling Stones had the best anti-gulf war analysis I have seen. AFAIK they are not stoked by public libraries in the US either.

      Dunno about now though. I stopped reading it after Hafner's daughter took over in mid 90-es because one of the first things she did was to cut down on such material. As well as go for more "motherly" model shapes and methinks that I do not suffer from Aedipus sindrome.

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    14. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1

      My school's library, for instance, has an extensive collection of such periodicals.

    15. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If the software works as stated, then the bible is blocked. I believe the King James version uses the word "flesh" quite a bit. It seems to be a theme :).

    16. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 1
      I agree 100%, chuckle. Therefore libraries should have unrestricted access to the entire internet and carry as much printed material and other media as physically possible. INCLUDING access to Penthouse.com and a copy of Penthouse Volume 1 Issue 1. I may as well piss off a few Europeans while I'm at it and specificly include Hitler's autobiography Mein Kampf.

      Most libraries here in Europe do carry Mein Kampf. You'll have to try harder to piss us off. ;) It's an important historical document; I'd say if a library were to carry only a half-dozen books, that should be one of them.

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    17. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Jen*M · · Score: 1

      I started reading my dad's porn when I was about 11. He had everything from Swank to Playboy. The pictures intrigued me, and I have to say that I definitely learned a lot about sex. All and all, I turned out ok, and normal, and have had one hell of an interesting sex life, which I contribute to my "education" .
      Would I want my 7 year old daughter looking at that stuff? No. But then I wouldn't drop her off at the public library unchaperoned either. Would I want my 16 year old daughter looking at stuff like that? I'm sure she's seen it before, most likely in real life situations, so it wouldn't distress me too much. There's been many times after my 17 year old son and his friend have spent the night that my browser history is full of porn shit. I never complain or say anything, I just clear it out. I'm more bothered by the fact that he is careless enough to leave it visible than I am by the fact that he was looking at it to begin with. My point is, they're going to see it sooner or later. With my generation, it was in print, with my kids' generation, it's online. No big difference, IMO.

    18. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by malarkey · · Score: 1

      If they're going to allow someone to access adult, read "pornographic" web sites on the internet, they really need to make sure that young children aren't being exposed to these types of sites, by looking over someone's shoulder, etc.

      I propose that they put the computers for the adults in separate booths, where a door can be closed. They could include a clothes hook and a box of kleenex, too!!

    19. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      You'll have to try harder to piss us off. ;)

      Chuckle. You're probably not one of the "few Europeans" I meant :)

      Ok, you recognize Mein Kampf has historical value. How about a tougher one next, some worthless trash...

      would you censor these idiots? Don't miss their lovely kids page!

      I really love the irony in this part:

      I am so happy to know that there are people out there that believe as I believe and millions more who have experienced the things that I have experienced in my life, which lead me to racial understanding. Yet, lately lately I have been getting very, vile messages, with subjects varying from mutilating the white race, to stomping my brains in. Well I am getting sick of reading these nasty hate filled messages. I would really appreciate it if the people visiting my site would please keep this in mind, if your thoughts towards me are as sick, and vile as some people, please keep them to yourself. After all, I am only thirteen years old and I really do not need your hateful thoughts in my head.

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    20. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Snoochie+Bootchie · · Score: 1

      The mission of the LOC is a storehouse of published material. However, I disagree that the mission of local libraries is simply a storage facility or some uber portal of data. A local public library's mission, in my opinion, is a place to nuture education. The data they stock is a means to an end.

      I'm not a good person on which to use The Bible Example (TM). I agree. Take all religious tomes to of a public library. There are better places to study religion. And, I think the sex and violence cited in the Bible pales in comparison to what can be seen on public television stations. Since the rules for obscenity center around what the local community finds objectionable, I don't think the Bible would rise to that level. The Bible does not give detailed descriptions of those acts like Penthouse Letters does. To say that person A had relations with person B who was person's A sister presents "mature sexual themes" but it is not an example of sex.

    21. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Instead of spending a fortune on nannyware that doesn't work, why not spend the SAME money on an extra librarian whose sole mission is to supervise children? Not that libraries should be substitute parents or babysitters, but since TPTB are hellbent on SOME sort of censorship "for the sake of the children", at least this wouldn't cripple the service for everyone else. And kids wouldn't be stymied by irrational blockages, either.

      One branch of the L.A. county library system "solved" the problem by restricting computer access to 18-and-over. A bit draconian, but still, probably better than censorware.

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    22. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since the rules for obscenity center around what the local community finds objectionable, I don't think the Bible would rise to that level.

      Irrelevant. My point was that if you can ban something because you find it offensing or objectionable then *I* get the same right, and so does everyone else. You'll wind up with a completely empty library.

      I wasn't the least bit serious about the incest by the way. It was just a convient pretext: Oooo! Incest! Ooo! Yelling and screaming and banner-waving, ban the books!

      A local public library's mission, in my opinion, is a place to nuture education. The data they stock is a means to an end.

      Yes, but penthouse contains a variety of data, and that data can be legitamately usefull. Pron magazines do have serious articles, and it is not unusual for those articles to cover topics not often covered in other magazines, and they often take a unique approach. They also tend to contain excellent political satire

      And even aside from the serious articles, they contain number legitimate topics of research. Sex, porn, morality, even the magazines themselves - all serious subjects. They also tend to have unique advertizing, cigaretts, liqour, cigars, drug paraphenalia, herbal drug substitutes, adult toys. How have those forms of advertizing changed in the 30-odd years since Playboy Issue 1 was printed? The list of legitamate potential research is endless. How about an investigation into the changing standards of beauty, perhaps estimating the weight of the models? Does it correlate with the prevelance of anorexia?

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    23. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Biedermann · · Score: 1
      I may as well piss off a few Europeans while I'm at it and specificly include Hitler's autobiography Mein Kampf.


      Which is on sale in many places across Europe. And it is in libraries in Germany, which (along with Austria) has the toughest legislation regarding NS-related stuff. How do you expect students of history and related fields to do their work without it?

    24. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Snoochie+Bootchie · · Score: 1

      I did misunderstood the point of your statement on individuals selecting what to ban. I don't think banning books is an answer. I would reword my original post to use "control access" rather than "block." I agree with another reply to my original posting that suggested the use of an ID to circumvent the software just as you might have to show ID to buy alcohol. This is better than not having the potential information from those sites available while still allowing the parents to decide what their kids can view.

      I also agree with your second point--something like Penthouse might have a legitimate use. I would also say that there are many other sources that are equally valid for the same research (Vogue, Cosmo, etc.) that wouldn't be nearly as inflammatory. An "adults only" section would be fine, but it should be transparent. When a child goes toa library, I don't want them to think about what they're not allowed to see. Instead, they should be thinking about all the cool stuff they can view.

    25. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It can be quite political at times. Same with Hustler and Playboy.

      Hmmm... Are those Democrat boobies or Republican boobies? Must be Democrat cuz liberal means "big". MMMMM po-li-ticsssss

    26. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by mpe · · Score: 2

      If you think you the right to say some material is offensive and not within the mission of a library then you better damn well expect ME to have the same right. I'd start with the Bible, it's filled with sex, violence, even incest!

      You missed out rape and genocide...

      After that I'd ban all the other religion's holy books too. (It wouldn't be very fair to discriminate against just one religion.)

      As all that lot is in Genesis you wouldn't be targeting Christianity any way...

    27. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Ok, you recognize Mein Kampf has historical value. How about a tougher one next, some worthless trash...
      would you censor these idiots? [stormfront.org] Don't miss their lovely kids page! [stormfront.org]


      How do you know what might and might not be a historically important document in the future?

    28. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by mpe · · Score: 2

      On the internet, the situation is the exact opposite. Carrying everything is the default, and it takes extra resources to block things. Thus any blocking has to be justified as somehow increasing the overall amount of information. Of course this is impossible since blocking information by definition decreases this amount. Hence no filtering is acceptable to the library's mission.

      Not quite, but you might be more looking at having an option to block things like banner ads, popups, sites which use oversized images, etc.

    29. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I find it hilarious people keep making this analogy about libraries not carrying porn magazines. It's like half the US is living in some alternate dimension where you can't find porn at the local library.

      Libraries usually do stock quite a lot of porn, especially the bigger ones. It's usually not out on the shelves, but that's because people keep stealing it. Just walk in and ask if they have it. If you're embarassed, ask for a specific issue and photocopy a random article out of it, so you look like you're actually doing research.

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    30. Re:It's not a terrible thing... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      How do you know what might and might not be a historically important document in the future?

      Nice point, but I'm sure the pro-censorship types would laugh in your face :)

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  31. Home of Jerome Hurwitz Elementary School! by isdnip · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Piqua, of course, is the literary (?) home of the Jerome Hurwitz Elementary School and its Principal Krupp. Never heard of them? Ask any third grader! Dav Pilkey's Captain Underpants books are set there. Kids love this stuff, and it puts Piqua onto the same map as, say, Bedrock. I assume that their Net Nanny would censor Pilkey's site

    http://www.davpilkey.com/ too.

    1. Re:Home of Jerome Hurwitz Elementary School! by fthomas64 · · Score: 1

      Wow, really? I grew up in Troy, the cartoonish cross-town rival of Piqua(they say that the Troy-Piqua football game is the oldest rivalry in Ohio)... they were renowned for their "underwear festival", which provided much fodder for Piqua bashing. I wonder if Captain Underpants is related...

    2. Re:Home of Jerome Hurwitz Elementary School! by schlach · · Score: 2

      Haha. Piqua was always the "Shelbyville" to Troy's "Springfield".

      FUNFACT: when Troy was picked as the county seat, back in the day, the rivalry was already so bad that Troy built the courthouse so that the statue on top had its ass pointed at Piqua.

      This thread is the funniest article I ever read on slashdot, just because it's so fun to watch Piqua get creamed so bad by people who have never even had to set foot in it to trash-talk...

      Hey, don't get me wrong, Troy's no prize-pig itself, resembles the real 'Springfield' in far too many ways, but you can't grow up there without picking up the old rivalries from your entire community... teachers, parents, neighbors, ministers, mayor... They're going to be laughing at the library gaffe for a long time.

      Haha so am I... =)

  32. Cencorship is wrong by vga_init · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Net Nanny might be good software for uptight parents, but I don't see why a libarary has to use censorship. As the demonstration proves, most cencorship efforts end up going horribly wrong, usually censoring things you don't want cencored and then not cencoring things you do.

    If I were running a library (which I'm not), of course I wouldn't cencor the internet...I would let the people look at whatever they wanted. I would moniter their activities preiodically, and if I suspected the resources were being abused, I would simply stop the service for that individual.

    Anyway you look at it, cencorship is a crackpot solution to problems that should be dealt with using more care than people are willing to put forth.

    1. Re:Cencorship is wrong by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      ... and if I suspected the resources were being abused, I would simply stop the service for that individual.

      So, you'd not censor that person's use of the internet, you'd just not allow them to do certain things with it. Hrm..

    2. Re:Cencorship is wrong by duncf · · Score: 1
      Net Nanny might be good software for uptight parents

      No blocking proxy server is good software for uptight parents. If parents really don't want their kids to find out what the internet is about, they should simply watch what the kid is doing from time to time or even surf the net with their kids.

      And really, if little Billy wants to get porn, he'll get porn in some way by going around the proxy server. And, more likely, Billy knows more about computers than his parents, and will be able to disable it.

    3. Re:Cencorship is wrong by PatientZero · · Score: 5, Interesting
      That's not censoring; it's refusing service. If the library computers are set up in such a way that everyone can see what everyone is surfing, then it isn't appropriate for people to be surfing pr0n, based on our cultural standards of not allowing minors access to it. Therefore, if you want to use the public computing resources, you must adhere to the public rules and standards. That's called living in society.

      Similarly, while I believe various soft drugs should be decriminalized, I also feel that it would be inappropriate to use them in certain instances. I wouldn't want to see people snorting lines of coke at the library, for example. That's called being personally responsible, and as long as we make the State responsible for enforcing good behavior, we will never learn to be responsible ourselves.

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  33. Think about what censorware does. by Dthoma · · Score: 2

    The librarians would've found out immediately. As soon as they tried to visit their own website, the censoring software would've popped up an alert page saying that it was censored. They wouldn't have needed to bypass it at all.

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  34. Re:How much library censorware does it take to cen by GregWebb · · Score: 1

    Because they tried to reach their own site and got a blocked message, concievably?

    Who gave this a +1?

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  35. Local pronounciations will get you... by jeepliberty · · Score: 5, Funny
    I went away to college. The city's entertainment center was named after it founder, Herman Heyman (pronounced hy-men).

    When I went home that year for Christmas my parents got all embarrassed when I announced in front of family and their friends that I would go to the Heyman Center for a good time.

    1. Re:Local pronounciations will get you... by SuperDuG · · Score: 2

      Did ya ever try and break in???

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  36. YARTBCFPL by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    Yet Another Reason To Ban Censorware From Public Libraries.

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  37. Think of the Children! by Maul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, the censorware doesn't work very well at all and will probably prevent people from accessing necessary information that contains words that could be used in a "naughty" context.

    Sure, people who want to access porn will probably still find a way to do so, rendering this software useless.

    Sure, censoring information for any reason is one of the first steps to becoming a facist state.

    BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:Think of the Children! by CrazyDuke · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!"

      Not trying to flame or troll you. I know you ment it sarcastically. I just figured I'd mention whenever I see this argument actually used by people, I wonder what makes them think that keeping children ignorant of the truth won't make them suseptable to lies. Don't question your elders; Don't ask questions; Don't talk back; Just do what you are told. It gives me chills to think of how many kids are taken advantage of because of this by people with sinister intentions. People that are ignorant, and have no problem remaining so, make good sheep for the wolves.

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  38. By a very involved process.... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    They went to their bookmarks and click on the one that said Library Home Page.

  39. I think that the Dayton Daily News editor... by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    needs to spend less time on the 'net and more time at the library brushing up on English grammar. Surely they can't be serious about the following item on the right side of the page (under "Special Reports"):

    Ohio's broken mental retardation system

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  40. Are you crazy??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the parents volunteer or take an interest in their childern how will the parents have time to get their (drink/smoke/party) on?

  41. This is crazy by geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It reminds me of the time my mom found a hustler magazine under my bathroom sink (you do it too damn it). She tossed it in the trash (censored it), so I walked down stairs and outside the next day and took it out, put it back under the sink.

    Honestly people are making a much bigger deal about this stuff. Porn was easy enough to get when I was a kid a decade and a half ago, the fact that the net makes it a tad easier is moot. What do these folks think, seeing a nipple or the occasional double entry will mutate their kids into criminals?

    Please, boys have hormones, they will get access to this stuff one way or another. It's when you force them to supress it and repress their emotions and hormones that they start acting out and punching chicks rather than chasing them. It's perfectly healthy for kids to know about sex, how it's done and more importantly why. The more these leftists fight it the worse off our kids are.

    1. Re:This is crazy by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Honestly, whenever I have tried to bring this up with other adults (being young enough to remember my teen horomone drive and quest for porn), almost every time I get a look like I'm some kind of child molester. That's scary.

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    2. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm, maybe that's because to a large percentage of the adult population, pornography isn't seen as harmless. Face it, the prevailing attitude is that porn exploits women and creates a mindset in adolescent males that women are objects for their gratification and not people.

    3. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Leftists? Since when were liberals down on sex exactly? I do believe it was the republican party backing Kenneth Star.

    4. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...creates a mindset in adolescent males that women are objects for their gratification and not people...

      You know, I hate tabloid newspapers - particulary the 'Sun' in the UK. They publish topless pictures of girls on page 3, not that I particularly mind that. I find the rest of the copy extremely irritating to read because it's aimed at the lowest common denominator - the idiot. The stories are roughly 3/4 sensationalist, celebrity fueled rubbish (none of which interests me), 1/4 sport (which I loath). I once told this to a friend - a Solaris sys-admin who worked for News International (the publisher of the 'Sun' and many other newspapers, including the 'Times') - he told me that if I found the 'Sun' irritating, I must be reading it wrong. You're not supposed to take it seriously. I suspect a lot of porn is intended to be very tongue in cheek (no pun intended - honest :).

      Having a real girlfriend and making real, safe, life affirming love in your late teens is healthy, normal and should be encouraged. For some (like me at the time, a typical shy geek) it's not a realistic option, softcore porn is the next best thing. It's hardly confusable with real life and if it offends you, you're reading it wrong... :)

    5. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but why do you bash leftists here?

    6. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've gone through roughtly 200 CDR's full of porn in the last month. I still think of women with respect. I still realize they, like men, are like I am. I still think most of the differences sans tissue organization of a few organs are just BS. The "objects" mindset is one that extends well beyond sex in todays society (at least in the US) and has been around for some time. Think slaves, peons, geeks, poor, consumers, etc...

      But then again, I'm weird...

    7. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because Slashdot is an open fourm for discussion????????????????

      Different points of view are allowed, right??????????????

    8. Re:This is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You have got to be kidding me. "Leftists" fight for censorship and the repression of kids' natural sexual curiousity? What planet did you just arrive on Earth from? Seems clear to me that its the Republican / Bible-thumping folks who are prone towards that whole judeo-christian guilt complex about sex. The left has been activist for more than a century now about the generally harmful nature of such puritan repression, calling for free love, being denounced as hippies, etc.

      A nice attempt at a troll, or just an astoundingly politically naive post. Fact: when it comes to sex, drugs, civil liberties etc, you Libertarians (as i will assume you are for the sake of argument) are actually a hell of alot closer to us on the left than to the neo-fascists on the right. You inexplicably seem to think these cro-magnon corporatist & militarist policians make better bedfellows in the long run, apparently solely on the grounds that they have a hard-on for 'free enterprise' too. But they don't want true 'free enterprise' anymore than the most dogmatic Communist does. They want the game nicely rigged in favour of the well-established factions they represent. Your refusal to ever let such 'marxist' factors as class to come into your political analyses give you a gaping blind spot - failure to recognize that these people in fact represent classical elite power blocs, as old as antiquity. There is nothing pro-democratic or libertarian about them; what liberty we still have left is merely suffered by these men, and as it stands 'democracy' in North America is a bit of a joke wouldn't you agree? They would be relieved to terminate both if the opportunity presented itself. (invite as much domestic terrorism and global chaos as possible through insane military adventures? sounds like a good way to get there to me).

      Please Libertarians, for the sake of future generations, stop being so knee-jerk and reactionary. Quit siding with a right-wing that has little in common with you - if you think you're going to ride in on the coattails of unthinking reactionaries with your far more sane political programme, you're sadly mistaken. You will be disposed of when you are no longer needed to provide romantic apologia re: the wonders of capitalism as a meritocracy etc. That is your entire usefulness to the true right (which I believe most libertarians are not in fact a part of): you become effective propagandists for a twisted economic system that, as it stands, is as far from laissez-faire and merit-based as can be.

      A great deal of people on the modern left, particularly in north america, are actually significantly less dogmatic and pro-government than most L's think. You tend to just unthinkingly throw us into the 'liberal' camp, and this reflects a terrific laziness in thinking on your part. Equating someone like Chomsky with someone like Tipper Gore suggests that the one doing the equating hasn't bothered to actually read or independently research much about either, outside of the confines of politically-loaded summaries in politically agreeable perioidicals, that is. Not that the non-liberal left isn't guilty of the same; both tendencies are so busy being co-opted by the meaningless two-party left-right dichotomy here that they fail to just STOP and realize that they both transcend this 1-D political spectrum and meet on the some of the most fundamental points.

      If there's a point to my rambling its simply this: we should be working together, at least insofar as we can agree that both the parties tossing power back and forth here are corrupt, despotic, sometimes actively insane on the world stage - whether they be Democratic or Republican it is basically the same evil in different forms, with slightly different power blocs being served. As is, we are merely historical footnotes in North American politics. What few things libertarians and leftists agree about, are still powerful and fundamental enough ideals that if we worked together to challenge the power, we could still change the world overnight, compromise and all, for the better.

  42. Libraries are for kids to explore by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Netnanny like softwares may flubb. but I think really this is like google-wacking: it's fun to see where they flubb because it is so rare. And these can only get better with time. Do we need netNanny's for kids. Absolutely. THere is no reason why kids should have unfettered internet access. There's plenty I want to keep away from my kids while they are kids.

    However supervision or trust is not the answer either. What I remeber most about the public library as a kid was it was a place for me to explore. ANd more specificall explore on my own without hovering supervision. freedom for me in a place my parents knew was safe. See what I could find that was new and interested me. Sometime it was a way to find out about things I'd hear about. Even with a very guilty feeling, try to look up a book about sexual reproduction.

    I think having a benign (i.e. safe) place for children to roam a bit and explore things at the fringes of their limits is a great idea. Libraries already fill this role well. They are a well controlled but very open environment.

    the problem is the internet lets in a less well regulated world. A world without curation or librarians. And that is something for parents to fear. I dont want to curb adults but I certainly do want to curb my children and to protect them from the evils of the world. THis is common sense.

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    1. Re:Libraries are for kids to explore by endrek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How will they know about the "evils" and thus be protected from them if they can't learn about them. Knowledge is power and protection. You said it yourself you looked up things you felt guilty about include sex. Would you deny this to your own children? Lets face it. How can they feel free to explore when they are censored. If its not you looking over their shoulder, its the computer. Blocking them. You're raising you kids with holes of needed knowledge.

      Also, no matter how much any one does this, it will never work. By nature the internet is free. Anyone can access it from anywhere to get the information. Fine, you've done a "great" job of locking down the library (lets face it, how many kids these days really go to the library) and you've probably locked down you're home. With "luck" even your child's school will be locked down. But really, how hard is it to find an access node that isn't. Kids have friends. One of them will have full access, and guess what. All the kids will just go there. This method is innefectual unless you lock down the whole internet which is impossible (but being tried any way care of the US). As long a it exists, the information on it will be free and people will find ways to access it.

      By comparison, you are acting like the much "hated government of Chine.

    2. Re:Libraries are for kids to explore by goombah99 · · Score: 2
      This method is innefectual unless you lock down the whole internet

      Dont be silly. Of course its effective. A system does not have to be 100% perfect to be effective. I can try to supervise my kids at other times or ask other parents to help. But I like the idea of having a place where its safe but kids can explore a bit and find the naughty but not the nasty.

      Do you drive a car? Did you know that was dangerous and you could have an accident? but you drive right. But you probably might think again if there were no road rules at all. A system does not have to be 100% perfect to be effective.

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    3. Re:Libraries are for kids to explore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually considering the way I've seen people drive in Europe, if there were no road rules we would probably be safe. People drive insanely in, say, Paris, but they don't have anywhere near as many accidents as large american cities. So I would probably feel safer if there were no road rules.

    4. Re:Libraries are for kids to explore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. As to your driving example. i believe it to be that american drivers are complacent and ignorant, as well as people in general but that is another rant. You see if "insane" driving is the norm you are therefore required to be aware of your surroundings and other drivers not just your little minihome on wheels.So in the case of some deviation say a broken down car or someone cutting you off one group imediately notices and reacts while the other takes no notice till it is too late.

      Thermal
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      Memeber

    5. Re:Libraries are for kids to explore by endrek · · Score: 1

      Actually, for arguments sake, I don't drive. I have a nice shiny bus pass. It's cheaper too.

    6. Re:Libraries are for kids to explore by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      You said it yourself you looked up things you felt guilty about include sex. Would you deny this to your own children?

      There's a big difference between a book aimed at children explaining reproduction, and some of the hardcore stuff available on the net.

      The former I would encourage my children to read.
      The latter will mess with their minds.

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      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
  43. Re:If wondef it wblock these sites? -1 MOD wtf?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I *am* in a library and I can't see your friggin post.

  44. Parents by fire-eyes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know, I'm assuming this is done for The Children (tm).

    Just more of the same old stuff: Let something/someone else do parenting duties. Anything but the actual parent, please!

    Seriously, the internet isn't a good place for children to begin with. Supervise them yourself. If you can't, don't let them on, because clearly filtering software is garbage. And the internet is NO place for kids!

    Quit being shitty parents.

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    -- Note: If you don't agree with me, don't bother replying. I won't read it.
    1. Re:Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a library is no place for kids either?

      you're right, mine (It, aged 8, Thing aged 9 and my eldest, Scum, aged 10) are all kept safely locked in a cellar. They can come out when they're old enough to write books and make me a millionaire.

    2. Re:Parents by sheean.nl · · Score: 1

      And the internet is NO place for kids!

      So, when they're 16 they are finally allowed to find out that something called e-mail and instant messaging excists?

      In related news the use of e-mail have dropped with 700%

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    3. Re:Parents by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      hey.. internet is just giving the equal oppurtinity for nerdy kids to access pr0n as the ah-so-cool-boyz have(stealing mags from supermarket).

      it was best said in dilbert.. iirc it had sketch where dilbert was going to do a filtering software to remove pr0n from net and dogbert asked if he was really going to go against gazillion pr0n hungry (pre)teens..

      besides, if everyone just got free pr0n from net, wouldnt pr0n industry die?

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  45. There's no mistake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're talking about public schools.

  46. It's a joke! by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

    Ok, next time I'll include some (humor)(/humor) tags...

    People, it's a joke! Don't take me literally! Maybe it wasn't that funny...

    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  47. NASA pornography by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Informative

    Net Nanny is reputed to be one of the most brain-dead filters. My favorite example was its blocking "marsexplorer.org." You'll have to study that a little to figure out why. They had to set up a mirror.

    Also (in)famous was AOL blocking discussion of "breasts" as in "breast cancer." another software package blocked women's political groups like NOW, for reasons unknown other than perhaps some twisted political agenda. When this was announced by ahacker, the publisher went ballistic with charges of reverse engineering, etc. Scary but true.

    1. Re:NASA pornography by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Apparently expertsexchange.com had some trouble too... no wonder, really. Don't they get people to look at these things before they register them?

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    2. Re:NASA pornography by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      You'd have to be a genius to anticipate them all -- some really benign and arguably necessary words like "nurse," "cheerleading," "magna cum laude," "beavers," or "fiesta," (I lifted these from online articles). Worse, the filters expand with updates, so you'd have to check for forbidden words not yet identified.

      Besides, this is really asinine, isn't it? :) My URL is my last name "Douglass." Would that get filtered (ass)? Should I change my name (I'm rather fond of it)?

  48. Re:You're such a pathetic fucking loser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, that dude trolled, you responded, so his goal has been accomplished. References to "fark" suggest that said troll also reads fark.com, where the "in soviet russia..." was born. You're a pathetic fucking loser too!

  49. Sus"sex" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting.. the university os Sussex and others in england with "sex" also had problems, not just with their site, but with their mail server too.

    This caused them too to change their domain name.

    1. Re:Sus"sex" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I gather they're now called the University of Esfuck.

  50. Poor USA by jopet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Censoring at the library, and of course only for your own good. Monitoring at the library, only to track down terrorists. A truely free country! Somebody should suggest to cross out all the dirty words in the book with a black marker though, otherwise children could get in a situation where their poor innocent souls actually see the word "flesh" written before them! Motto: "Dont think, we do it for you, because we do it better!" And: "The earlier you get used to somebody else thinking for you, the easier it will be later on"

    1. Re:Poor USA by sheean.nl · · Score: 1

      The earlier you get used to somebody else thinking for you, the easier it will be later on

      It should actually be: The earlier you get used to the fact that not everything is perfect, the easier it will be later on.

      The world isn't perfect, and kids should get used to that before it's too late! (or they will be too ignorant for things that can go wrong).

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      If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you.
  51. It wasn't born on Fark you fucking retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a reference to Yackof Smirnof (sp), Russian comedian from the 1980's.

  52. Politics gone wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope this gets much worse and degenerates to the point where people can't view anything. That way, the majority of the people will finally get outraged and kick all the dead beat politicians out of office for selling out all of our rights to corporations and right wing extremists. I sure hope president Bush is successful in Iraq and spends every breathing hour on it. Tha way the economy will tank even further and ensure he won't get re-elected.

  53. Austin, TX Story Nearly Identical by gary21cp · · Score: 2, Funny

    This happened at the main public library in Austin, Texas, too. The library was using a filtering product that used a "three-letter" algorithm -- you can guess the letter combinations -- to block sites.

    The name of the main library site is the John Henry Faulk Memorial Library.

    Local civil libertarians picketed the Austin Library Commission with signs that read "Free the Ducks!"

    That method of filtering was discontinued at the Austin Public Library.

  54. This would be.... by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

    ... one of those times where I'd like to be a teacher. As I teacher I would get my students to write a paper on the 'evils' of fascism contrasted against the 'glory' of democracy, and ensure that they had to do research on the net, and at the library.... then write the local congresscritter letting them know that the library does not allow for students to learn this... what kind of society do we want? one where children cannot even learn to appreciate their democratic nation etc... etc... Since I'm certain that sites detailing fascist regimes would be blocked, as would most pro democracy sites... unless they were able to avoid slamming or even mentioning anything anti-democratic....

    not that I really give a shit, mind you.... but it'd be kinda funny to read about on the news ;)

  55. This gives me an idea... by lelitsch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's compile a list of bible verses that get blocked by censorware, publish it on the web and have someone at every place that installs NetNanny write a fundamentalist letter to the editor along the lines of "NetNanny censorware blocks our children's access to the WORD".
    Do the same with compassionate conservatism lingo, pro-life web sites, NRA... and see how fast NN get's brabded as part of a vast left wing conspiracy.

  56. Farther down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Nazi codes broken with help from Dayton".

    Someone should tell them that WWII is over, too.

  57. WTF? Trolled moderators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This "think of the children" is an old form of troll here on /.


    Well, at least in this story it isn't offtopic.

  58. Geez, take a pill. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As for now the suggestion that we remove the internet from the library is ludicrous.

    Who suggested that? I don't see it anywhere. Here's an interesting question though: how often is the net being used at the library because someone is too lazy to look something up in a book? Not to mention that the quality of information on the net is dubious at the best of times.

    1. Re:Geez, take a pill. by Theatetus · · Score: 2
      Here's an interesting question though: how often is the net being used at the library because someone is too lazy to look something up in a book?
      I study dead languages. My local library does not have the Liddel-Scott Greek-English Lexicon nor Tutti Verbi Graeci. The Perseus Project, however, does, online for free. As much as I make fun of futurists, the idea that anyone in the US who can get to a library can access the Perseus Project et al makes the immense public investment in the Internet worthwhile.
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    2. Re:Geez, take a pill. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an enormous ammount of good info on the net.

      Search google with site:.gov or site:.edu and you may start to get it.

  59. Worng by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ant pile goes away, temporarily.

    Inummerable ants survive, and many are carried by the wind.

    Depending on queen, nannies, and larvae (or whatever the technical terms be), after a few weeks or months, new ant piles begin to pop up over eight or ten acres.

  60. Censorware by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    It has gone from tool for supervising internet access to a replacement for said supervision. When my stepdaughter is old enough to actually use teh internet, we will use some form of blocking software- But no form of censorware will be put on our system that does not a) Allow us to override false positives and other sites we think she should be able to see and b) Allow us to add sites to the blocklist.

    Censorware that can do both of those things can be a major help to parents and educators. If it misses either capability, it is worse than useless.

  61. name wrong by neverpsyked · · Score: 1

    Its the Dayton Daily News, not Daily Dayton... I live in Troy, the little town between Piqua and Dayton, and am somewhat surprised to hear that the Piqua library has computers. They didn't last time I was home!
    I'm all for blocking software at public libraries, but I also think that there should be bypasses for it for elligable adults.

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  62. Yeah, that works for them.... by IshanCaspian · · Score: 1

    ...but what about every other library in the world? If you're a library, and your domain pisses off the big-brother-ware, you are in trouble.

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    But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
  63. Block my website as well? by Rai · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was planning to open the Dr. Samuel Skinflick Memorial Online Museum at www.skinflickmom.com

    Damn the luck. :)

  64. Even worse by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    You were looking at porn in the privacy of your own bathroom. That's "normal." Looking at porn in the public library (whether it's on the 'net or not) is seriously messed up. The kind of people who do that are the kind of people that probably shouldnt' be allowed to be in public unescorted.

    1. Re:Even worse by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Right.. so point out that looking at porn will cause you to get your library priveleges taken away.

    2. Re:Even worse by geek · · Score: 2

      Why is it messed up? It's just sex, the human form, fantasy. I bet half the books in the library fluff drama section have sex scenes in them. Where does it stop? You can read about sex but you can't look at it?

      It's people that say "it's seriously messed up" who basically don't have a sex life and have been told since infancy that sex was bad. To me that is seriously messed up.

  65. Holy jeez... by dacarr · · Score: 2

    This is a perfect example of censorship biting itself in the ass, and is why I stand against it. Yeah, keep away from the porn sites, but don't do it with Net Nanny, you nits!

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    This sig no verb.
  66. An Idea Made Flesh by Peahippo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does it have to be actually said?: Keyword filterings of internet searches are just moronic. The censorwareans have yet to demonstrate that keywords bypass the highly integrated nature of Human knowledge. "Flesh" can be sexual, but also medical, religious and generally metaphorical for many other things, like the "substance" of an object or idea.

    The only thing that "works" with stopping inappropriate Internet browsing in the public library is the common control of citizens. If you see a kid surfing for pygmy lesbian cheerleaders (which he should do at home, like I do), stop him from doing it. If the confrontation gets awry, just resort to a librarian and perhaps a security guard. Problem solved.

    My local library system has browsers that always come up with the same startup page, which is a yes/no statement of understanding. It says that if you surf for the nasty stuff, the library can boot you off the computer and even out of the library, and perhaps can even confiscate your first-born child when you get one.

    That the library that censored its own website -- and then changed its domain name to avoid being filtered -- was in deep Ohio, is hardly surprising. It's in the flyover. Don't expect much to come out of Ohio but tomatoes, corn and grapes. (Oh, and also call centers to handle support and billing calls before an Indian company is found to handle the work at 1/2 the price.)

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    1. Re:An Idea Made Flesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's in the flyover. Don't expect much to come out
      >of Ohio but tomatoes, corn and grapes.

      Don't forget pot. It's estimated that the marijuana grown in SW Ohio accounts for about 1/4 of its economy. And also explains why places with pre-employment drug testing like Airborne and Walmart can't meet their hiring quotas:)

      Just had to add that because some farmer a few miles down the road from my inlaws(who live around there) got busted for growing 3 frickin acres of the stuff and still has enough money left to take a taxi everywhere.(it seems all they seized was the weed and his truck, somehow missing the BAGS of twenties he had:)

    2. Re:An Idea Made Flesh by Reziac · · Score: 2

      If it shows you just how moronic keyword censoring is, my very first thought on seeing the word "flesh" is ALWAYS "Crayola".

      Oh wait, they censored the crayon too:

      http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chron ol ogy.cfm

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  67. an even better one by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
    "Net Nanny is reputed to be one of the most brain-dead filters. My favorite example was its blocking "marsexplorer.org." You'll have to study that a little to figure out why. They had to set up a mirror."

    The Lumberjack's Exchange: www.lumberjacksexchange.com

    Note: This site is not up any more.

    1. Re:an even better one by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Note: This site is not up any more.

      Neither are those lumberjacks. ;-)

  68. Is it really that big of a problem? by ToadSprocket · · Score: 1

    I go to the library fairly often. I rarely see anyone using the computers for anything other than research. The porn fiends in my town obviously don't hang out at the library for free porn. What problem are we even solving? To my knowledge, there isn't a line of kids going out the front double doors of the library waiting to see some nip (sorry to those of you of asian descent, this is slang for "nipple") on the libraries computer. Is it that some poor unsuspecting kid just might see something naughty on the computer? Cmon now. Do you allow your kids to leave the house? Then their gonna see some abbhorent things at some point. Granted, DP you don't see on the corner, but the theory is sound. We need to stop trying to police every aspect of every thing that might just be a problem at some point.

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    If this article confuses you, don't worry. It was posted yesterday in a much clearer fashion.
  69. http://www.piqua.lib.oh.us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their web site totally looks like it was done in 1986! Transparent swirly morphing GIFs? Horrible tiled backgrounds? Yeeeeeee!

  70. Walt Kelly'd by TheDreamDragon · · Score: 1

    Pogo said it best:

    "We have met the enemy and they is us."

  71. Just ban "free" by dnoyeb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Banning the word "free" would be a much more reliable way of blocking porn.

    1. Re:Just ban "free" by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I'da thought "warez" would be much more effective!

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  72. Finrod's First Rule of Politics by bee · · Score: 2

    I posted this in my livejournal a couple weeks ago:

    Finrod's First Rule of Politics

    If a political candidate mentions children in his campaign ads that he did not personally sire or adopt, then he is evil.

    This could also be known as the Kyle's Mom Rule.

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    At least mafia-owned pizzarias make excellent pizza. Compare to Bill Gates.
  73. I *am* thinking of children... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I wanted to look at some pr0n!

  74. Did anyone see tux? by Rosonowski · · Score: 2

    Tux on the library website. *shrug*

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    1. Re:Did anyone see tux? by armchairlinguist · · Score: 1

      On the same page as a blink tag...ugh.

  75. Russian history by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    God forbid he ever had to research Katerina the Great.

    1. Re:Russian history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or try to find pictures of Michaelangeo's David at my old high school. We don't care about art, so long as a teenager doesn't see a naked body at school! God forbid!

  76. Why not an opensource solution? by fname · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Color me idealistic, ignorant, misguided or deluded; but why not create an open-source filter for libraries to use? This would solve a lot of problems.

    1) The list of blocked sites and algorithms is available.

    2) The community would probably make available separate levels of filtering. Like, maybe a whitelist appropriate for little kids, something else for schools and a narrow list for purposes like libraries.

    3) It would be freely available, so politically motivated censorware like NetNanny would see its market eliminated.

    Yes, I know this proposal is evil, because it is caving into a bad law. But guess what, the law ins't that unreasonable, it's just that the implementations are downright awful. Most libraries would probably choose to have a modest filter (known porn sites for the most art, maybe all-numeric IPs) than nothing.

    Many parents would like to have moderate filtering to kill things like obscene links hidden in slashdot discussions. I mean, even if you're surfing the net w/ your kids, how does it help with stuff like that?

    This NetNanny keyword based, politally motivated filtering is A Bad Thing. And a law requiring libraries to install filtering software is A Bad Thing. But, a good, user controlled, community built filtering software is absolutely, positively, a good thing.

    1. Re:Why not an opensource solution? by fname · · Score: 1

      And at the same time, can someone volunteer to design these nice folks a new website?

      Because, damn.

    2. Re:Why not an opensource solution? by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They ought to spend a little less on shitty fucking censorware and domain hacks and a bit more on website design.

    3. Re:Why not an opensource solution? by schon · · Score: 1

      why not create an open-source filter for libraries to use?

      You mean like SquidGuard?, with it's associated blacklist?

  77. Libraries in the past... libraries in the future.. by joebeone · · Score: 2, Funny

    The UCLA main research library used to be officially named the "Hugh G. Dick" library -- everyone called it the university library. If the CIPA case gets reversed by the Supreme Court, all libraries will have to think hard about their names (and anyone else who wants to be found by people in libraries).

  78. Looking at porn in public places? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets say there was no censor ware, how long could you look at porn in a public library before you got busted anyway?
    A good 30 seconds max I would guess.
    Number 1 solution, keep logs of what the users browse (making sure there is a disclaimer on the machines saying your browsing will be tracked).
    Whenever you find user #234544 looked up anal whores suspend his internet rights.

  79. I got excited for about 3 seconds... by decok · · Score: 1

    ...until my google search for "flesh and public" yielded "Piqua Ohio Flesh Public Library".

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    are we there yet?!?!
  80. You know, seriously... by raehl · · Score: 2

    If you put some material that you had copyright rights to on one of their servers and made it publically accessable, you'd be completely justified in then doing whatever you wanted to their server.

    1. Re:You know, seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you talking about?

    2. Re:You know, seriously... by Squalish · · Score: 1

      No. Violating their server puts you in bad faith and guilty of a felony. Because of our handy-dandy Homeland Security Act, you can get a life sentence for that(and don't give me bull$hit about it not being terrorism, thats not what the RIAA lawyers will argue, and when did the RIAA lawyers ever lose?). If, however, an individual unknown to an independant label posted their songs up on the RIAA website, under the provisions the RIAA is asking for/have already bought, the label would be perfectly within their rights to take down the RIAA site via whatever electronic means they have.

      --
      People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation
  81. What? You don't have penthouse at your library? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Your library sucks!

  82. That's RIGHT, not Left. by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    right = conservative, left = liberal. Liberals don't like censorship, conservatives are paranoid as all hell about sex. Which makes you wonder how they reproduce.

    1. Re:That's RIGHT, not Left. by geek · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have it backwards. All you need to do is listen to Tipper Gore for about 10 seconds to realize that, especially since her and her liberal friends are in part responsible for the legislation on library censorship.

    2. Re:That's RIGHT, not Left. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no no no. Tipper SO does not represent the liberal contingency. Jello Biafra is a liberal. Tipper is just a political opportunist with fascist agendas.

  83. Bayesian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anybody suggest why Bayesian filtering wouldn't work in the same way as for spam? Surely this would be 100 times more effective than filtering key words or looking for excessive skin tones in images.

    Ok, so some poor sole as to surf a shitload of pr0n sites flagging them as bad, initially, but hell, I am willing to make that sacrifice for the common good

    1. Re:Bayesian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are an idiot.
      Bayesian filters work by learning.

  84. The sad thing is... by acoustix · · Score: 2

    When I was a freshman in high school (15 years old) I had to do I project on a book of my choice. So I went to the city library and found "The years of the city" by Frederik Pohl. I thought the description of the book was interesting so I pulled it off the shelf and checked it out.

    I started to read the book and about half way through the book there was foul language all over the place. "f___ this" and "f___ that" and so on.

    So if I can check out a book with foul language at the age of 15 why can't I go to a web site with the word "flesh" in it?

    --
    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
  85. Re:Timothy Sux by KoReE · · Score: 1

    Yes, I may be offtopic, or trolling, but that still doesnt' change the fact that timothy sux a big one!

    --
    Instant Karma's gonna get you...
  86. Band web site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have my own story regarding such site blocking:

    A couple of days ago, some of us tried to go to our school's band web site ( http://www.northstarbands.org ), and Bess (our filtering service) kindly informed us that we couldn't go to that site since it was labeled "Pornographic".

    Um... I don't think a _band_ web site would contain any pornography...

  87. You can't possibly mean... by raehl · · Score: 1, Troll

    that I have to rely on Republicans to protect me from censorship....

    We're SO screwed.

  88. I agree, they should change the domain, heres why: by IrvineHosting · · Score: 1

    Well, I have to agree. The domain name is really inappropriate for the content. The word "flesh" does have a provocative connotation, I don't care what anybody says.

    I'm sure the Japanese Fish Billionaire, Mr. Fuck, who recently dedicated a library to Yale is just as f*cked.

  89. Tell that to "Mr. P" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A friend of mine is a 10-12th grade math teacher.

    He is young and very dedicated to his students. He has a long last name, something like 'pasquerella'. His students often call him "Mr. P"... You can guess the rest.

    It is unfortunate, but his website to help students is blocked by censorware.

  90. Perfect Metaphor for Bush's America by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In the land where you're only as free as your salary allows, the library censored by its own federally-mandated censorware is sort of the ultimate symbol: knowledge, padlocked by prudes.

    Mind, even if the Bush mindset elevates this kind of puritanism to a pervasive social imperative, let's not forget it was Clinton who signed the goddamn law linking funding to the use of blocking software. Moral of the story: ugly conservatism doesn't issue only from Republicans.

  91. What, are you NUTS? by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you *seen* the sort of books they have in libraries? Some of them have every single *one* of the words you can't say on television in them.

    Not to mention all the un-Christian/Islamic/Jewish/Buddhist/Zoroastrian texts packing the shelves. Some of them, I know you're going to find this hard to believe, are even *un-American!* Why, I myself found a copy of the Communist Manifesto *right out in the open.*

    Don't even get me going on the photography or "art" departments. ( The very existence of which vilolates the precepts of major religous groups)

    A public library is the primary weapon in the arsenal of freedom. Is it any wonder that most people and all governments are, at least in some respects, agin 'em?

    KFG

  92. Re:Censorship is wrong by kliment · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't really understand why it is so bad for kids to know about sex from a very young age. As long as the sources are reliable and suitable (ie. not porn, but sex education) for children, this age-old taboo can be gotten rid of with time. At least my parents talked about it freely when I was a child, and it's made things much easier for me (my first time was two days ago). We even compare experiences.

  93. I agree and disagree by mt2mb4me · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The thing is you cannot count completly on parents to watch your kids, but at the same time you can't block half the internet because of some word or set of words in it. But I do believe there has to be some happy medium between the two, like start off by just banning well known porn sites, ampland, drbizzaro, goat.se, playboy.com (even though it does have good articles.) and pro-Actively remove stuff as it comes along. the thing is a lot of porn comes up that is unwanted, if a kid misspalls, a url, it could easly send him into a pop-up ring of every form of sick and twisted porn you could imagine.

  94. and ban "teen" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  95. Oh shut up by geek · · Score: 2

    Bush had nothing to do with this. This was started by the democrats 4 fucking years ago. Get over your self righteous liberal ass and move the fuck along please.

    1. Re:Oh shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove it. You've made a claim that is neither true, nor can be supported. You think that a party called Republicans arose from the turmoil in Florida with some revolutionary new ideas? Think again. There were plenty, and much to the disdain of personal freedoms, Republicans around to muck things up.

      But, I'll await the proof that you cannot provide.

  96. For the nth time, it's not their job! by Dunkirk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I hope no one at the library wants to read about the fleshpots of Egypt.


    As if there were no books on the subject.



    Seriously, why is it that the slashdot community thinks that installing filtering software on a library's computer systems renders them useless, or, worse, renders the entire library useless? I just don't get it. There are still plenty of worthwhile books on the shelves. If they don't have the hard-bound book or magazine (or CD or LP or book-on-tape or whatever you want), then you go buy it yourself. Same thing with their computer systems. You don't like what you can get through their internet connection? GO GET YOUR OWN UNFILTERED FEED . It's not the job of the government to provide this to you. I cannot fathom why people extrapolate the fact that we have libraries in most cities to mean that the government has some Constitutionally-mandated responsibility to provide access to every resource under the sun.



    --
    Acts 17:28, "For in Him we live, and move, and have our being."
    1. Re:For the nth time, it's not their job! by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tax payers have every right to have a say in how their hard earned tax dollars are spent.
      If my government wants my money, I'm sure as hell going to get involved in any local project funded by my taxes.

      In NZ libraries are funded by the rates that we pay to district and city councils.
      If the majority of rate-payers want/don't-want a certain type of filtering, then we should have a say in the matter.

      This is not about demanding that the government does this or that. This is about ensuring that our tax dollars are not spent on filtering software without putting some thought into it.

      This is not about whether or not we should filter public library internet access. This is about a filtering product that gave a rather embarrassing false positive.
      I would have thought a hybrid content-filter/whitelist/blacklist product might be more effective.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    2. Re:For the nth time, it's not their job! by Dunkirk · · Score: 1
      This is not about demanding that the government does this or that. This is about ensuring that our tax dollars are not spent on filtering software without putting some thought into it.


      Exactly my point. Librarians are already making decisions about what books to place on the shelves. They're doing the censorship - and that's exactly what it is - up front. They are putting thought into it. If you don't like the decisions they are making it's up to you to either become a part of the local government that makes the decisions on how to spend the money or satisfy your informational needs yourself.

      --
      Acts 17:28, "For in Him we live, and move, and have our being."
    3. Re:For the nth time, it's not their job! by mpe · · Score: 2

      Librarians are already making decisions about what books to place on the shelves.

      Books cost money, take up physical space and require organising so that they are in the right places (especially if they are for lending).
      With the internet you have to expend resources to block material.

    4. Re:For the nth time, it's not their job! by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

      So what? That doesn't invalidate my point. The larger context here is that the library has always determined both what resources it will provide and how they may be used. They determine how long you can check out a book, how long you can borrow a tape or a movie, and how old you need to be do these things. They should be the ones who get to set the rules. Again, if you don't like their decisions, then become part of the process or GO GET YOUR OWN RESOURCES.

      --
      Acts 17:28, "For in Him we live, and move, and have our being."
  97. Browser Startup Claxon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My local library system has browsers that always come up with the same startup page, which is a yes/no statement of understanding.
    You guys got a yes/no option? geez, here at my school, all we get is a message box warning (in annoyingly contrasting colours) saying if we look at naughty things, there'll be dire consequences- we get only one submit-button: "I understand"; not really an option then is it? more of a confirmation that "I will obey" (end robot voice).
    Oh and i did i mention this is in a friggin university?! (Kennesaw SU to be a little less vauge) Lesson learned, loud and clear: Big brother will always be with you.

  98. Let's promote OSS censorware by dheltzel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If libraries would implement an open source solution like Dan's Guardian (http://sun.dansguardian.org/), they could have asked their admin to add sites to the white list whenever they were found to be OK. This software has no secrets, anyone can see what it blocks and why.

    I think some censorware is inevitable and if the choice comes down to censored internet or no internet, I'd vote for a sanely-censored internet.

  99. Flesh and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the column of links to the right of the story, there's another headline:

    Beavercreek police service cuts likely

  100. See what I found in some censorware by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    Bruce Schneier thought it was funny. He wrote about it in his CryptoGram newsletter.

    HIS name is in the banned list.

  101. So now tell the illiterate niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to remove their blocking software, problem solved. But these niggers insist on fuckin wif ya! Dey be ho's of the furst ordah! They iggy de law ands be thinkin at ya dat dey be in charge. Dem is niggers and cannot be taught!

  102. foot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that foot icon related to your rights online? Does it have anything to do with one's right to walk barefoot?

    1. Re:foot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the foot refers to one's right to surf the web while barefoot.

  103. *sigh* by dopefish3 · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! Slashdot.org is now censored under the no-no word: Flesh.

  104. You think this is bad? by dopefish3 · · Score: 1

    My school completely and utterly defeats the purpose of censorware. For instance: www.theonion.com is blocked, and www.cexx.org is blocked. However: Most porn sites, and everything2 is not blocked. And everything else that is blocked can be unblocked using google caches. Go us...

  105. The sites define it themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Type 'porn' in google. You'll get a list of sites who defined THEMSELVES as serving porn.
    Now if they take the word 'porn' out of their tags, so as to get by our filtering, we still win, cause now their site won't show up in a search engine.

    That was hard.

    Great. Who gets to decide what is pornograghy? Is this self administered, that is to say you should sign up under .xxx domain if you feel you have a pornographic site? Most responsible pornography sites already have tags for NetNanny etc so that if you just set the censorware to filter tagged sites only, you'd get the same effect without have to add another law to the huge list we have already.

    1. Re:The sites define it themselves by NortWind · · Score: 1

      I don't understand you. How do we still win? What is winning? Why won't the site show up in a search engine?

  106. You forgot the next step according to the article by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Then, after you notice your smoking crater which used to be your domicile, you call a general contractor to build a new one over the anthill you missed.

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  107. SquidGuard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SquidGuard is a filter that works with squid. It has a list of approximately 100,000 entries in their list of blacklisted pornographic sites. They make it easy for an administrator to unblock a site.

  108. Alright, who's the conservative... by raehl · · Score: 2

    bitch ass moderator who moderated my shit down?

    It's either informative or in the very least funny.

  109. Grammar Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do anal retentive pedants insist on being grammar nazis.

    English is a living language.
    Languages evolve.

    For the last few centuries we have been using the plural version of the second person pronoun to refer to a single person ie you instead of thou, which is the correct singular form.

    So, having lost the ability to distinguish, except by context, some people have invented youse as a plural, or y'all.

    This upsets the anal retentive pedants, while the rest of us accept this as the normal evolution of the english language.

    Within the slashdot language community, a dialect has evolved in which down-modding is understood by the whole community, except maybe new-comers and anal retentive pedants.

    GET OVER IT!

    1. Re:Grammar Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but if you use "youse" or "y'all" you're still a dumb redneck, even if you can come up with a fancy city slicker explanation. Why don't you just get back to eating your grits.

  110. Libraries are for adults to explore by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, a library is not a daycare that you can dump your kids at and ignore. It isn't a Disneyland created to keep your children safe at all costs. Libraries exist to help create a well educated public, to encourage the spread of information and to support the spread of new ideas necessary to keep democracy flourishing. To support these goals, information that you may object to your children seeing must be available to adults. Any restriction on this information for adults is unacceptable.

    There's plenty I want to keep away from my kids while they are kids.

    And somewhere there is someone who wants to keep your kids away from things you think are perfectly safe. When the paranoid religious group decides to bar links to Harry Potter fan sites as "Occult" or breast cancer information sites as "Sexual". It's not possible for a library to come up with a perfect filter for everyone. Unless you filter to the extreme, some parents will be horrified that their child has access to to information about halloween. Unless you have no filter, some parent will find some information filtered that they want their child to have access to. (And do you think a child that encounters a "Access Denied" is going to ask the librarian to unblock it? Heck, most adults would be too embarrassed to do so!)

    No system will work for everyone. Heck, no system will work for most people. And any system will irritate many patrons doing legitimate research.

    Ultimately responsibility for filtering what you child sees is your responsibility. If you're not confident that you child is mature enough to handle whatever he comes across, you are responsible for keeping your eye on him. Even before the internet, you could find novels with graphic descriptions of sex and violence and books encouraging racism and violence, yet you don't seem to worry about that.

    Your child is your responsibility. Just because you're too lazy to keep an eye on your child is no reason that my library experience should be diminished.

    ...it's fun to see where they flubb because it is so rare. And these can only get better with time.

    Censorware can't work. It simply can't. The internet is growing too fast to restrict. New pages with "bad" content are being added rightnow, and new pages with "good" content are being added. Censorware has no hope to keep up. Search engines with an easier job (find everything, and try to find everything) can't keep up. How can a censorware manufacturer accurately make all of those decisions? Deciding that a given page is "reasonable political commentary" or "hate speech" is extremely difficultt, even for humans. A computer has no hope. Check out Michael Sims' "Why Censorware Can't Work" article for more details. Furthermore, censorware must filter any web site that could possibly redisplay content from another web site. This means that all censorware must always restrict translation software web pages. There are a number of articles documenting this problem, here are just a few: "BabelFish blocked by censorware", "SmartFilter's Greatest Evils", and BESS's Secret LOOPHOLE (censoreware vs privacy & anonymity"

  111. Hypocrisy... again? by mcrbids · · Score: 2

    Guys, in these pages I've many times read about the benefits of Spam Assassin to get rid of SPAM.

    I can vouch for it working, getting rid of some 99% of the SPAM I *used* to get.

    How is this any different? I understand that using S/A still means I get one or two SPAMs per day, and I know that I shouldn't "delete" them, but set them aside and check periodically in case something legit got filtered.

    It's give and take, guys. Rules based web filtering works rather well. I've been using Dan's Guardian (free for noncommercial use!) and after a bit o' tweaking, it's working rather well for me.

    I know, I can't look up "tits" in an online thesaurus, but it's rules+scoring method, similar to Spam Assassin, does give me > 99% just fine.

    -Ben

    --
    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  112. Four options by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
    My library has different levels of access for different patrons, controlled by 'smart' library cards which you have to plug into the computer to run them. Adults have full access. Children have, at their parent's option, either no access, full access, or filtered access.

    If a parent chooses filtered access then they have to sign a disclaimer acknowledging that such software is inherently inaccurate and absolving the library of responsibility for under- or over-filtering.

    If a parent 1 (correctly) doesn't trust the software to provide only appropriate information to the child, and 2 doesn't want to either assume the burden him or her self or 3 trust their child enough to give them full access, then 4 the kid doesn't get any access at all.

    This system seems to me to work really well, because it puts the responsibility for choosing squarely on the parent's shoulders where it belongs.

  113. The most stupid content blocking @ Ph���ps by Jens · · Score: 2
    Imagine a company paying EUR xx'xxx,00 (I imagine) for Lotus Notes support for tens of thousands of employees. Imagine said company paying EUR whatnot for "Webwasher Corporate Edition (or something like that).

    Image said company getting premium support access on www.lotusexpert.com and not being able to use such support.

    Philips blocks just about everything that is useful for work (and, surely, lots of sites that aren't, but that's OK). I work there for a short time still (just limited to one project) and I don't get a Lotus Notes account, because "for only 6 months this requires too much effort". But there is no SMTP server. BUT I'm supposed to collaborate with external developers of the embedded software development environment I'm writing (Linux-RTAI, realtime drivers controlled by KDE frontends, btw. KDevelop rocks!).

    The solution? Browsing via SSH-Port-Forwarding -> NTLM-auth.pl -> https-ssl-proxy.pl -> NT-Proxy -> Webwasher (which can't filter https, of course) -> NT-"Firewall" (bah!) -> my own machine at home, on a leased line. No filtering at all. I'm reading my mail on my own machine via SSH through the same tunnel. And some colleages are already asking how I'm bypassing the filtering system (standard answer: "With Linux." ;)

    And the weirdest part is, my boss is OK with that, as long as I can do my work. The first week I wasn't networked yet I had to run to his machine about 10 times a day to be able to read and send my (company) email. I think that helped. :-)

  114. Not to mention microsoft by The+Creator · · Score: 2

    obviously named after Bill Gates's penis!

    --

    FRA: STFU GTFO
  115. I forgot to mention... by Alsee · · Score: 2

    I agree. Take all religious tomes [out] of a public library.

    While I certainly don't want libraries teaching or promoting any religion, I think all the religious tomes should be available at the library. They are important research material, just like Mien Kampf.

    -

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    - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  116. disagree with you sligtly by The+Creator · · Score: 2

    If libraries want to block sites - fine.

    Libraries are the only access ti the internet some people have, thay should not censor anything.

    If you think that some speach on the edges of what is acceptable does'nt need protecting, then think again. If we don't protect what is on the edges then the fiels of what is acceptable will shink, and sooner than you think we will find ourselves in iran or nazi germany.

    --

    FRA: STFU GTFO
  117. Double entry by pussyco · · Score: 1
    What do these folks think, seeing a nipple or the occasional double entry will mutate their kids into criminals?

    Damn sure it will. It was youthful exposure to double entry that set the likes of Kenneth Lay and Robert Maxwell on the road to committing serious crimes. For the sake of our children we must block access to dubious sites like this, full of references to double entries.

  118. I agree, you should change your nick: here's why: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I have to agree. The nickname is really inappropriate for the content. The word "irvinehosting" does have a provocative connotation, I don't care what anybody says.

  119. CyberNOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cybernot works great for filters and blocking "bad" sites.

    Naughty slashdot readers.

  120. Been there, done that by martin · · Score: 2

    In a former life (about 4 years ago) we tried this sort of thing and ended up with the same problem.

    The reason. Our address - Beaver House.

    Seems some mistakes get made over and over again with 'censorware'.

    Sigh.

  121. At least get the name right by campbedj · · Score: 1

    At least get the name of the paper right in your article. That's the "Dayton Daily News" thank you very much.