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  1. no way on Speed Of Light Broken With Off Shelf Components · · Score: 0

    Not as fast as me. I'm the speed-master. Just watch me get out of this seat [stands up], and RUN! [trips on shoelaces].......... [shoot]

  2. morpheus on Keanu Reeves as Superman · · Score: 0

    Superman... You are the one.

  3. maybe on The Perl Journal Returns · · Score: 0

    This could be worth it with all the information that's in TPJ. For $1/issue you can get 50 issues for the price of the Programming Perl book which is good.

  4. wait on Helping Computers Help Themselves · · Score: 0

    So, if the computer's a Compaq, will it just blow up on you. Because that will be helping itself.

  5. hmm on Surgery Beats Splints For Carpal Tunnel · · Score: 0

    Then it's ok to sit at the computer all.. Ouch.. day.

  6. Yep on BBC Hails "fair" Microsoft XP SP1 · · Score: 0

    More security through obscurity.

  7. well on Apache 2.0 r00ted on NetWare, Windows, OS/2 · · Score: 0

    This is because the software is most likely written on unix-based machine. They only port the software and make subtle changes to other OSes. Anyway, it's a good thing I'm running Linux.

  8. wait a second on 75th Anniversary of Television · · Score: 0

    In the first picture of that link shows Lucille Ball in a clip from I Love Lucy. This is not possible because I Love Lucy aired in 1952 if i recall.

  9. Yay on .NET Support For Apache · · Score: 0, Troll

    Boy! Finally something that can actually crash my web server. Doesn't that make you excited.

  10. gnu on Making the Case Against Software Patents? · · Score: 1

    Did you check out the philosophy of GNU and the Free Software Foundation, and their GPL (General Public License). You also might want to see the views of Richard Stallman.

  11. Mega-crap on Instant Earth, Just Add Dust Particles · · Score: 0, Troll

    This just in. Another stupid theory regarding evolution. Yeah those scientists won't have to follow biblical law now; they have another theory to approve of evolution. Even know all they did was contradicted themselves, they have to keep evolution moving along somehow.

    Scientist: "Oh. I know! Let's cut the time in half for a change. That'll keep people busy thinking for a while."

  12. yes, no, maybe so on Linux Certification Practice Tests? · · Score: 1

    Sure. It's called tldp.org

  13. Re:B-2 on Shop Till It Drops · · Score: 1

    Darn. I wouldn't pick that one anyway.

  14. B-2 on Shop Till It Drops · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dell, no... Compaq, definitely not.... Gateway, there it is; B-2 [punches B-2 into vending machine]. [Metal coil uncoils and pc tower drops **clunk**] [open flap and pull out computer].
    Now i just need a monitor.... C-7 ... [doesn't uncoil and gets stuck in machine] [now you start shaking it]... [monitor starts to fall]... **clunk** **crash**. Not another broken screen.

  15. What glare on Anti-Glare Computer Screens That Work in Sunlight? · · Score: 0

    Give us an extra 1000 dollars and we'll go buy one. But until then i'll just have to ge used to the glare, i mean, who cares if my eyes melt.

  16. Re:Here's what I think.. on Michael Simms of LGP and TuxGames · · Score: 0

    Show your face, Anonymous Coward, if you are so brave enough to walk evil alone in the darkness of the good side.

  17. Re:Who cares on Space News Roundup · · Score: 0

    One week is better than however long they'll last in music.

  18. Re:Atlantis huh? on Space News Roundup · · Score: 0

    I think you may get a stomachache after that long.

  19. Who cares on Space News Roundup · · Score: 0

    I think they should spend a little less money. I mean if that n'sync guy is on it, then i don't care if it explodes.

  20. Well.. on Gaming Fuel: 4-way Shootout · · Score: 0

    If your eyes start to blur, and you start to fire rockets at your reflection in the water, you might want to get some energy into your system. Although with caffiene if your playing Capture the Flag or Team deathmatch, you'll be shooting every single thing in sight. Your hand will be so jittery and the mouse will be shaking. You wouldn't be doing so good. I suggest Sobe Oolong Tea. It has ginseng and guarana so you'll be racking up the frags. And with ginko biloba as an ingredient those frags will count(not from blowing up teammates).

  21. Source on Is Red Hat the Microsoft of Linux? · · Score: 0

    As long as I can get the source code it's fine with me.

  22. What? No takers? on Star Charts From A Strange Book From The Past · · Score: 0

    It seems as though this should be done by a professional. Not just your average Slashdotter.

  23. Pigs!! on Pig-to-Human Transplants On Their Way · · Score: 0

    Americans eat enough food, and now they're going to be pigs?!!

  24. Spam on Competing (Commercial) Visions For The Internet Future · · Score: 0

    Broadband will help people get their spam faster, as noted by User Friendly

  25. Redundant redundancy on Pentium 4 2.8Ghz Review · · Score: 0

    Now we're all posting the same comments on redundancy.