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  1. Re:TAF on The New Air Force Mission? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which Service Has the Smartest Enlisted Force?

    There is no doubt at all that, of all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted people. This is not just opinion, it's provable fact:

    Take the Army, for instance. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up from a bellow from the First Sergeant. He grabs a set of BDUs out of his foot locker, gets dressed, runs down to the chow-hall for a breakfast on the run, then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the Platoon Commander arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, men."

    Now take the Marines. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Marine recruit is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant, puts on a muddy set of BDUs because he just got back in from the field three hours before. He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his platoon commander comes out, Gives his Marines a Sharp Salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Marines!"

    Now take the Navy. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Sailor is eating breakfast in the mess room. He walks 20 feet to his battle station, stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he sits, in the middle of a steel target, with nowhere to run, when the Captain comes on the 1MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!"

    Now the Air Force. When the stuff hits the fan, the Airman receives a phone call in his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers, shaves, and puts on a fresh uniform he had just picked up from the BX cleaners the day before. He jumps in his car, and stops at McDonald's for a McMuffin on his way into work. Once he arrives at work, he signs in on the duty roster and proceeds to his F-16. He spends 30 minutes pre-flighting it, signs off the forms. Pretty soon the Pilot, a young captain, gets out and straps into the Plane. He starts the engines. Our Young Airman stands at attention, gives the Captain a sharp salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sir!"

  2. Re:The Answer.... on The New Air Force Mission? · · Score: 1

    Information warfare has been part of the military mission for at least 15 years. You may choose to believe otherwise. Google for more information

  3. Re:BS on Best Buy Apologizes For 360 Bundles · · Score: 1

    I think you meant, During any given week, Dell Sells a similarly specced laptop for $399.

  4. Re:Self inflicted? on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: 1

    The greatest mice I've ever used In trackball and The mouse I've never found a more natural feeling mouse/trackball pair. I prefer the trackball because my desk space tends to be limited.

  5. Re:Give those with low IQ jobs. on Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males · · Score: 1

    Concur. After 3ish years at Wendy's I was offered a Store of my own. I elected not to go that route, even though I would likely be earning as much or more than I am now.

  6. Re:Responsibility on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should look at their history of producing stable software as a comparison. ISTR that there were some early adopter problems with some of their software.

  7. Re:I have bought many bad tomatoes on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: 1

    Anywhere I buy tomatoes, they are loose and you can select the ones you want, making the "defective" ones the Supermarket's problem.

  8. Re:Self inflicted? on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: 1

    What microsoft mouse are you talking about? The one(s) I use are well over 10 years old, no longer in production and are the most comfortable and useful pointing devices I've ever used. I regularly use both the Trackball and mouse versions of the original microsoft intellimouse, and also frequently see the trackball version going for as much as $60US for a used model on EBAY.

  9. Re:Fire on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: 1

    Cotton fiber paper is still paper.

  10. Re:Fire on Microsoft Sued Over Alleged Xbox 360 Defects · · Score: 1

    Like 8 hours a day of work, and eating and sleeping. Because you know, unemployed people and insomniacs can play for 14+ hours a day.

  11. Re:Refund on Marquette Dental Student Suspended For Blogging · · Score: 1
    - "I think marriage is between a fucking man and woman."
    - "I think marriage is between a man and a woman."
    If they aren't is it really marriage?
  12. Re:Problem on High-Tech RepoMan · · Score: 1

    Most electronic doors are required to fail on.

    IF you have a need for a system that will fail Off, then usually there are liability, safety, and risk waivers that must be signed. For example... Hotel doors are either battery backed, and will fail open, leaving all rooms accessible from the outside.

  13. Re:Repossession is not a joke on High-Tech RepoMan · · Score: 1

    NO they won't.

    Not if you have a good bank to front the cashier's check. People do it all the time, and the dealer doesn't know if its a loan check or a cash check.

    That being said, if you can afford cash for a 30k+ vehicle, perhaps your investments pay better than your loan rate, and you might want to keep the vehicle financed.

  14. Re:Repossession is not a joke on High-Tech RepoMan · · Score: 1

    I've walked home through some of the worst parts of a major US city(500K+ population) in the worst parts of winter(in New England) after 2PM due to job requirements.

  15. Re:What the hell on High-Tech RepoMan · · Score: 1
    These places make their money running scams pure and simple, I have been to one ONCE in my life and after taking 15 minutes to drag the cash price of the car I wanted out of them, and noting that it was 175% of bluebook on that car model and mileage, I never went back. You shouldn't need algebra to figure out how much a car is going to cost off the lot. And yes, I can do the math, but I shouldn't have to until I get to financing.

    Me: How much is this car?
    Duckling scammer: How much do you want to pay a month
    Me: I want to pay cash
    DS: We don't usually sell cars that way
    ME: Well thats how I want to buy.
    DS: $8699
    ME: Really? Well alrighty then, have a nice day
  16. Re:What the hell on High-Tech RepoMan · · Score: 1

    How is not enough life insurance NOT a controllable factor?

  17. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again... on CSI Takes On Grand Theft Auto · · Score: 1

    Thats funny, There aren't many guns that are less dangerous than a mac-10.

  18. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again... on CSI Takes On Grand Theft Auto · · Score: 1
    Due to the 1997 ban on handguns, guns any more lethal than hunting rifles or shotguns (which need licenses to possess)
    there are guns that are more lethal than a .30-30 or a 12 Gauge?
  19. Re:d'oh on Loyalists Preserve Past Through Text-Only Games · · Score: 1

    Badger Badger Badger Badger ... Mushroom Mushroom [Repeat 3x]
    ARGH A SNAKE
    [Repeat all]

  20. Re:Take these stats for what they are meant to sho on The Math Behind the Hybrid Hype · · Score: 1

    Those plastic bags are also great for incidental use in those Bathroom tiny cans.

  21. Re:A huge win for everyone, just one more thing... on EBay Drops Charges for Developers Network · · Score: 1

    That may be true, but you can block that by bidding 21.01. Then you can't be beaten under 22. :) It seems to be a "bug" in the proxy algorithm

  22. Re:WRONG! on Rubik's Cube World Championships · · Score: 1

    Nah, Astroglide or Graphite.

  23. Re:This is Sony we're talking about on Ask John Smedley About Star Wars Galaxies · · Score: 1

    Sony policy, is that they MAY delete characters after 6 months. HOWEVER, in 6 years of Everquest, no characters have been deleted for inactivity.

  24. Re:I don't get it on A Delay in the Michigan Violent Games Law · · Score: 1

    IF the video game industry, from the manufacturers to the distributors to the sales drones would self regulate based on ESRB recommendations, Then there would be no push for these laws.

    Hopefully, the Video game industry will follow the example of the movie industry and implement effective self control before these laws come into being.

  25. Re:I don't get it on A Delay in the Michigan Violent Games Law · · Score: 1

    Actually, its legal to drink with your kids in more states than it is legal to smoke with your kids, because most of the harm from alcohol is secondary effects.