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  1. Re:I used to hate the Russian Intelligence agencie on Russians Order Mobile Phone Encryption Removed · · Score: 1

    No, but despite all the effort I put into keeping the smart little bugger away, I WAS once stung by a KGB.

  2. I used to hate the Russian Intelligence agencies on Russians Order Mobile Phone Encryption Removed · · Score: 2, Funny
    I used to hate the Russian intelligence agencies.

    But they kind of GRU on me.

  3. Even More Timely than SpaceBalls on Animated Tron Spoof Coming to UPN · · Score: 4, Funny
    A parody of "Tron"? That's a little out of date, isn't it? What's next, a sizzling indictment of shark movies?

    Mel Brooks must be kicking himself.

  4. Re:Sanity Check on Beta Ogg Vorbis Firmware For The Neuros [updated] · · Score: 1
    #include My hovercraft is full of eels.

  5. Linux only for now on Beta Ogg Vorbis Firmware For The Neuros [updated] · · Score: 1
    NSM doesn't recognize ogg files. Positron, the Linux manager is the only way to move your files over for now.

    Windows loses.

  6. Re:I put my money where my mouth is on Beta Ogg Vorbis Firmware For The Neuros [updated] · · Score: 1

    Add another unit bought. Bought the bundle. Looking forward to delivery. Jeez, I wish I could just run over and grab one. They're about a mile from me.

  7. Re:Sanity Check on Beta Ogg Vorbis Firmware For The Neuros [updated] · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Tajik, isn't it "Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime"?

  8. Re:Reviewer is way off base on Managing IT As An Investment · · Score: 1
    Then you will be assimilated.

    No, really. The world is full of other companies that would like to eat your lunch if they can.

  9. Apple Store on Jaguar is Over · · Score: 1
    Has a message on the site -

    "We are busy updating our store and will be back within the hour."

  10. Mass transit? on Bid On eBay To Speed Up Your Commute · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Or, you know, they could expand a light rail system or seven instead.

    Actually, I think this is a great idea if the money from the stickers is used to build appropriate light rail.

  11. Re:Feh to the naysayers on P4 3.2GHz Reviews · · Score: 1

    Hey, if I was Bill, I'd be perfectly happy selling you DOS 6.22222222 for $450/copy.

  12. Feh to the naysayers on P4 3.2GHz Reviews · · Score: 2, Insightful
    OK, it's not a revolutionary development, but if people actually listened to the naysayers who appear each time a new chip came out, we'd be back at 640K of RAM on 16Mhz CPU's.

  13. Good Sense on UK Govt Warned: Don't Buy GPL · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Of course this makes sense. The government's job isn't to promote systems programming and advance the art of science behind information technology.

    The government is there to hand out taxpayer money to corporations.

    It's so obvious.

  14. Re:Only Takes One Dishonest Coder to Make SCO Righ on SCO Berates Linus' Approach To Kernel Contributions · · Score: 1
    Patent law is necessarily technical. If you don't understand the intellectual property at hand, how can you determine whether it meets the criteria for infringement?

    The average judge and jury are not equipped to make sensible determinations about technical matters.

    While you are correct that it only takes one dishonest developer to make SCO right, it would also take the ignorance and dishonesty of all the other developers exposed to the code. Most of those developers are not going to know if the code is infringing, but I'll bet more than a few would be able to say "Hang on, I've seen that somewhere before..."

  15. Re:SCO totally evil? on SCO Berates Linus' Approach To Kernel Contributions · · Score: 1
    SCO looks dumb to us, the geeky.

    What SCO is banking on is that an uneducated jury or judge will take their claims as gospel and find against IBM. Evil is much closer to their legal strategy - rely on the ignorant to fulfill their greed.

  16. Re:The REAL value of Robots on Robots Without a Cause · · Score: 1

    Well sure, if you want a slutty robot...

  17. Re:I have a solution on More Incompatible DVDs and CDs Coming Your Way · · Score: 1

    I don't have mod points today, but this is brilliant.

  18. Re:It's HERE! on Wireless LAN Equipment Shipments Up · · Score: 1

    Of course I could be jumping the gun...

  19. It's HERE! on Wireless LAN Equipment Shipments Up · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    OMG, the tech recovery is here! It's here! I want more money! I want more vacation! I want perks!!!

  20. The REAL value of Robots on Robots Without a Cause · · Score: 1
    The real value of robots comes when they satisfy one of four conditions:

    1. It is stronger or more damage resistant than a human and able to perform tasks impractical for a human.
    2. It is more patient than a human and able to wait until the right moment to perform a simple task
    3. It does not mind repeating a task a number of times that would be mind-numbing for a human.
    4. It is faster and more consistent at a task than a human.

    Otherwise, it's a toy.

  21. But what if they won? on SCO Amends Suit, Clarifies "Violations", Triples Damages · · Score: 1
    OK, it's a longshot, but what would the tech world be like if SCO won on all counts?

    Opinions?

  22. Excerpt from next year's verdict on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 3, Funny
    The court finds that SCO's allegations are groundless, baseless, and that IBM is entitled to damages in its counterclaim of one billion dollars.

    The court also finds that IBM is SCO's "daddy", and instructs SCO's legal counsel and executive management to "say it, biatch".

  23. Jar Jar? on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: 3, Funny

    I feel like Jar Jar Binks was manipulated into proposing the lawsuit to SCO so that Gates could start the UNIX clone wars and take over as Darth Corporate.

  24. Um, guys? on IBM Doesn't Comply With SCO's Deadline · · Score: 1

    SCO lawyers after the deadline passed - "We're going back to get a bigger boat, right?"

  25. Use RICO? on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 1
    Suave!

    No seriously, nice solution.