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  1. Wishes on Memory Holes and the Internet (updated) · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can we keep corporate America honest?

    Wish as hard as you can. Maybe click your heels three times, for luck.

  2. Re:Prison States of the Empire on Aussie Students Face Jail Over Music Sharing Site · · Score: 1

    And let's not forget that America is now infested by the descendants of terrorists who attacked the British King's legally appointed rulers of the North American colonies.

    The phrase I like to use: "Illegal rebellion by profiteering ingrates against duly constituted authority."

  3. Re:Prison States of the Empire on Aussie Students Face Jail Over Music Sharing Site · · Score: 1

    And let's not forget that America is now infested by the descendants of terrorists who attacked the British King's legally appointed rulers of the North American colonies.

    Quite right. Sorry about that, mate.

  4. Prison States of the Empire on Aussie Students Face Jail Over Music Sharing Site · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, piracy is not a good thing, but jail is just a tad extreme, don't you think?

    Recall that Australia was Great Britain's prison state, during the heydey of the Empire.

    What's next -- condemning hardcore Ausssie offenders to Tasmania ...?

    -kgj

  5. America's Moon on Simcity Microwave Power by 2050? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dr. Criswell predicts that with this project, "the average American income could increase from today's ~$35,000/y-person to more than $150,000/y-person."

    As an American, I'm happy to imagine my income going from "most affluent nation on the planet" to "even more affluent".

    But as a human being I have to ask: what about the rest of humanity? Do they get a share?

  6. Shoot first, ask questions later on Captured! By Robots - A Musical/Mechanical Marvel? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you've seen one of these shows, please share your thoughts on the experience.

    What does "seeing the shows" have to do with "sharing our thoughts" ...?

    That sounds like "read the f*cking article".

    I think we know Slashdot better than that by now ....

  7. Experiment on the Vulnerable on Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed · · Score: 1

    Some able-bodies people ask, How come the paralyzed get cybernetic implants, and not me?

    Answer: because the implants are dangerous new techologies, so let's begin our experiments with subjects who have so much more to gain, thus less to lose when things go wrong.

  8. Digital Women as Drugs? on Search for Miss Digital World · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... new beauties tweaked to perfection ...

    Designer drugs?

    -kgj

  9. Henry the VIII, King of Nookie on Guy Fawkes' Explosion Would Have Devasted London · · Score: 1

    Catholics have been oppressed and scapegoated in England ever since Henry the 8th decided he wasn't getting enough nookie, and broke with the True Church.

    Henry got plenty of nookie -- lots and lots.

    What he didn't have was an heir to the throne -- a child (preferably male) born to a woman who happened to be his wife.

  10. Re:Ask Slashdot on Swedish ISP Blocks Computers That Send Spam · · Score: 1

    Then we will never ever see the question. Or was that your intention?

    We might possibly see the question via Ask Slashdot -- isn't necessarily a dead letter office. Probably not: I assume that the editors get way more Ask Slashdot questions than they post, so it's likely that any given question won't get posted. But it could happen; and in any case, it is the appropriate way to initiate a new topic.

    It's not my intention to suppress the issue. But I'm against off-topic discussion, because it dilutes the value and works against the spirit of topic-based forums such as SlashDot.

    -kgj

  11. IP as Memory Map on Dispelling the IPv4 Address Shortage Myth · · Score: 1

    I want an IP address for every memory location in each of my boxes.

    -kgj

  12. Patenting the Grand Plan on Dispelling the IPv4 Address Shortage Myth · · Score: 1

    We are talking about replacing X, remember. This is an important aspect of the grand plan.
    Should I apply for a patent?


    Of course you should apply for a patent -- how else will you sue Microsoft for hijacking the grand plan ...?

    -kgj

  13. From Prankster to Spammer ...? on Spammed by Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    It's not clear at present that this is being done by anyone other than pranksters, but one can't help wondering, how long before commercial spammers catch on.

    I wonder how many commercial spammers began their careers as pranksters ...?

  14. Ask Slashdot on Swedish ISP Blocks Computers That Send Spam · · Score: 2, Informative

    Okay, I know this is offtopic as hell ....

    Then don't post it here -- send it (in the form of a question) to Ask Slashdot.

  15. Interface Good, Virus Bad on KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released · · Score: 1

    I would actually hope is *is* like Outlook. Outlook has a great user interface minus the damn IMAP pausing bug.

    You're right, of course. Credit where it's due: Microsoft knows how to make interfaces, some of them are great. (Arguably, interfaces are Microsoft's main business: interface design is where programming meets content.)

    When I said those Bad Things about Outlook, I was thinking of Outlook viruses ... also, of course, the karma whoring -- backhanding a Microsoft product, easy way to get modded up Funny ....

  16. +1 Informative on KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released · · Score: 1


    Re:Kontact: how much like Outlook ...?

    Not much at all. The applications in Kontact are not really integrated, they just live in the same window, sort of like tabs in konqueror and mozilla.


    Thanks.

  17. Fight Fight Fight, Bite Bite Bite on DARPA's Autonomous Vehicle Challenge Too Popular? · · Score: 1


    Make all 100 fight to the death. The top twenty survivors get to run the race. After all, we only want to send the best 20 -- let's find out which are really fit to survive in a hostile environment.

    "To the victor go the spoils" -- a basic premise of evolutionary development.

    And don't just select the cheapest twenty -- consider that survivability might outweigh cost, on a Mars mission.

    Actually, the really interesting aspect will be analyzing the failure of those that make the top twenty but don't finish the race: lessons learned in vulnerability.

    Granted, the fighting aspect won't be anything like cool, in comparison with proper robo-warriors. For a mission that we're launching against a planet named after a war god, we're really not trying very hard to actually attack Mars. But I'm sure we can all get a lot of laughs watching those explorer-rovers bump into each other until they somehow break down.

  18. Kontact: how much like Outlook ...? on KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Kontact (an integrated communications package like Outlook) ...

    Just exactly how much "like Outlook" ...?

    God help us all if it's very much like Outlook!

  19. Dangerous Environments on A Mobile Robot For Modeling The World In 3D · · Score: 1

    Useful in dangerous environments.

    For example, after 9/11, engineers had a hell of a time figuring out the situation below ground level at the World Trade Center site -- people got hurt exploring down there. Far better to send in a robot.

    Granted, this version of the robot isn't sufficiently capable, but future versions might well be.

  20. Sand, Grit, and Liquids on Defense Department Drafts RFID Policy · · Score: 1

    ... new policy of requiring all suppliers to use RFID chips in all goods supplied to the military by 2005, except on bulk commodities such as sand, grit or liquids.

    Of course, with IPv6, there's enough IP addresses for all those particles of sand and grit. Not sure about the liquids, though ... :)

    -kgj

  21. Hacking ...! on Californian Court Fines Spammers $2 Million · · Score: 1

    I still think it's better to cut off their cojones with a wooden spoon.

    Now that's what I call hacking ...!

    -kgj

  22. Hear, hear ...! on Tridgell and Samba Recognized · · Score: 1

    Admit it. With the exception of Apache, Samba is the number one reason that Linux (and BSD, too!) has been able to invade the datacenters of companies the world over .... Perhaps we should call it Samba/GNU/Linux? :)

    Well spoken!

    -kgj

  23. Are they tasty? on 600 New Species of Fish Discovered · · Score: 1

    Over 500 of the fish catalogued thus far are thought to be new to science.

    Ah, but are these 500 species of fish new to the kitchen? And are they good eating?

    I divide the world of living things (indeed, all things, living or otherwise) into two groups:
    edible, and inedible.

  24. Mod Parent Funny! on Dept. of Defense IPv6 Interoperabilty Test Begins · · Score: 1

    Not a problem. The new IP addresses are represented using one digit, in base 2^128.

    Made me laugh!

  25. Obligatory Simpsons Reference on FTAA Treaty Threatens Innovation · · Score: 1



    Hooray for Everything celebrates the best Hemisphere in the world ... the Western Hemisphere ...!

    </Simpsons>