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  1. Mac user... no manual? on Ask Slashdot: Non-Coders, Why Aren't You Contributing To Open Source? · · Score: -1, Troll

    heh - yeah, it is obvious that "right-click" is "control+click".

    Scroll-bars? Bah! those take up space! you should just "use the force" to intuit that you can "double finger" slide down to see more.

  2. obviously we all need our own drones... on Obama Offers Funding For 50,000 Police Body Cameras · · Score: 1

    Record everything you do, and only save the exculpatory footage*.

    *footage - we all know what that means, right? Like "dialing" a phone...

  3. push consumer behavior in the favored direction on France Wants To Get Rid of Diesel Fuel · · Score: 1

    " push consumer behavior in the favored direction"

    Ignoring the irony that diesel was once such a favored direction...

  4. Easy answer... on Big IT Vendors Mostly Mum On Commercial Drone Plans · · Score: 1

    Commercial Planes are rated to fly through a certain amount of "debris", right? (including non-frozen poultry, of various sizes).

    So, the obvious answer is that any drone is OK, as long as it can get sucked thru a passenger plane engine without shutting it down.

    Win. Win.

    However, the liability of any incident will be on the operator of the drone for putting a brick of a Leica camera on the platform...

  5. Selling shares means nothing to the companies on Harvard Students Move Fossil Fuel Stock Fight To Court · · Score: 1

    Other than the IPO, the shares belong to other investors, right?

  6. brawndo on Microsoft Losing the School Markets To iPads and Chromebooks · · Score: 1

    It's all good;

    Chrome, Surface, iPad, they all have Brawndo, it's got electrolytes!

  7. Travelocity? on GNOME Project Seeks Donations For Trademark Battle With Groupon · · Score: 1

    This has nothing to do with their gnome, right?

  8. leave them alone on Satellites Spot Hidden Villages In Amazon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK, we found this group of people... moving on.

    Chalk it up for +1 diversity, but for God's sake, don't try to visit them and sneeze in there general direction.

    If they were unhappy, they would have walked in one direction long enough to "discover" others. Leave them be.

  9. Re:No Ebola - but they have colds on Ebola Nose Spray Vaccine Protects Monkeys · · Score: 1

    LOL.

    Called out on my blatant troll, but I still have to say "yes, and"...

  10. No Ebola - but they have colds on Ebola Nose Spray Vaccine Protects Monkeys · · Score: 2

    Now you have Ebola resistant monkeys, with Ebola DNA in them swinging around in trees and sneezing on you.

    What could possibly go wrong with crossing Ebola with the common cold.

    Sure hope the vaccine works, because you are going to NEED it soon.

  11. Assumption Alert on EFF Begins a Campaign For Secure and Usable Cryptography · · Score: 1

    people whom you have met in person, such as your girlfriend

    You can't assume that he has met his "girlfriend", in person. See, for examle, this. This is Slashdot!

    But yes, passing around public keys is a nuisance that most people don't want to deal with.

  12. The study I want to see... on Too Many Kids Quit Science Because They Don't Think They're Smart · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Too many grown-ups go into politics because they think they are smart"

  13. Operative word "Con"? on Rhode Island Comic Con Oversold, Overcrowded · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    There are counties of some states that are larger than Rhode Island.

  14. Wrong. on Ask Slashdot: Where Do You Stand on Daylight Saving Time? · · Score: 2

    Obviously, the length of an hour should be scaled to the latitude.

    We have the technology now - with GPS.

  15. Re:same week... on China Completes Its First Lunar Return Mission · · Score: 1

    Don't knock "fat, dumb, and happy" - it beats most of the alternatives!

  16. Re:same week... on China Completes Its First Lunar Return Mission · · Score: 1

    Oh, they will take pork, trust me - it is delicious!

    You won't be seeing any non-pork eating nations on Mars anytime soon.

  17. Network = KnownStuff on Facebook Sets Up Shop On Tor · · Score: 1

    When you push the Enter button, it goes somewhere, you know not where.

  18. It's a fashion statement on Microsoft Enters the Wearables Market With 'Band' · · Score: 1

    Looks like a GPS tracking device criminals are required to wear.

    That and some mean tattoos and you'll look like a real bad-ass!

  19. Re:Do any of us know how much we really use? on Hungary's Plans For Internet Tax On Hold After Protests · · Score: 1

    Yes, my ISP (cox cable) provides usage statistics. I was only made aware of them when I got a nasty email warning that we had gone over our (250GB) limit! (Which I didn't know we had.)

    Aside from the one time, we had a perfect storm of events ("big sale" at Steam, someone on a Netflix binge for days, while recovering from a medical procedure, etc).

    Normally, my household usage is about 3GB /day (90GB/month).

    I would be pissed too, about a proposed, new monthly tax that would be over $50, for me. (€40).

  20. killing things with pointy sticks on Imagining the Future History of Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Killing things with pointy sticks ought to be in the curriculum of every school age child, you know, just in case [insert worst-case-scenario-here].

    breath, drink, eat, procreate, think... die.

    Ahh, the simple priorities of life.

  21. For Starters on What Will It Take To Make Automated Vehicles Legal In the US? · · Score: 2

    How about a compelling reason?

  22. Re: Boys are naturally curious... on Solving the Mystery of Declining Female CS Enrollment · · Score: 1

    People naturally say stuff without necessarily being correct.

    Some of use are correct, more often than chance. Design some controlled research for that.

  23. allow all characters, always on Passwords: Too Much and Not Enough · · Score: 1

    I understand different places have differing levels of "complexity" requirements for passwords, by why would there ever be a limit on the characters you can use?
    One site might want 8 characters, with one number and one uppercase, and one special character, but they only allow "certain" special characters!

    Some sites are ok with dashes, others, underscores... WHO CARES!

    Oh, and don't get me started on credit card input "please enter just the number, no spaces or dashes" - Well, if you don't want the spaces and dashes in the user input, JUST FUCKING REMOVE them, and say "thank you" to the customer, who used to always be right, but now is apparently just a schmuck.

    Was that too harsh?

  24. Has become? on Michigan Latest State To Ban Direct Tesla Sales · · Score: 1

    Yeah... starting sometime after the 1940's

  25. You think electricity is expensive now? on Battery Breakthrough: Researchers Claim 70% Charge In 2 Minutes, 20-Year Life · · Score: 2

    Just wait until electric cars that require commercial charging stations become popular.

    The drop in gasoline tax revenue will logically lead to "car electricity" taxes... coming soon to a charging station near you.