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  1. Re:Android is Apache licensed, not GPL licensed on Dell Releases Streak Source Code · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase Jamie Hyneman [It's easy to do things. It's hard to think about what to do]; It's easy code software, it's hard to sell it.

    Marketing sucks. That's why I am a "techie", but don't begrudge the "dark side", their due...

  2. Re:Nothing new on Burglary Ring Used Facebook Places To Find Targets · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funeral notices are the classic... what close family members don't go to the funeral?

  3. Re:Open your wallets on Orchestra To Turn Copyright-Free Classical Scores Into Copyright-Free Music · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not even saving abandoned puppies me thinks.

    Thank goodness for Tupperware!

  4. Re:Is this really censorship? on Pentagon Aims To Buy Up Book · · Score: 1

    I did not RTFA, but if that is the case, they are probably not "buying" all the books (at retail), but rather paying to reprint the first run.

    I suspect re-printing 10,000 books is somewhat less than buying them at the MSRP.

  5. Well, then. on Google Caffeine Drops MapReduce, Adds "Colossus" · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That sums it up nicely. Nothing more needs to be added.

  6. Hospital visits are boring on White House Correspondent Tweets His Heart Attack · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, I guess it gave him something to do.

  7. Re:Hmmmm... on The Many Iterations of William Shatner · · Score: 1

    The "real you" that no one ever sees is an idealized fantasy...

    Stop thinking about me that way, or I will have to charge you $2.99 a minute.

  8. Re:I want this ... on Google Wave To Live On As 'Wave In a Box' · · Score: 1

    "Those who can't do, collaborate"

    and suck you down into their realm of gadget distraction overhead...

  9. Re:Don't sit down = Immortality on Sit Longer, Die Sooner · · Score: 1

    I think we ought to start a Religion Of Imortality, let's call it ROI - we will probably get lots of followers.

    Then we can introduce various "religious" requirements, to suit our needs and wants. After all, you can't deny religious freedoms.

    Bow down to the Truth of ROI! You can't deny my my cheeseburger! For it is written; "Verily, the chosen shall consume cheese burgers, and imbibe beer! So be it."

  10. Re:When it is a car thing.. on Cambered Tires Can Improve Fuel Economy · · Score: 1

    That's only if you're uploading heavy bits.

    No heavy bits. (unless you like that sort of thing.)

    What most slashdotters really want to know is how to optimize the motion of the naughty bits.

  11. Re:The irony on Portugal Gives Itself a Clean-Energy Makeover · · Score: 1

    not every culture is stupid.
    not everything about "my" culture is good.
    some cultures are intolerant of others.
    some cultures are corrupt.
    some cultures do not value individual liberty.
    some cultures demean women.
    some cultures force you to believe a particular religion.
    some cultures have more rigid social structures than others (and more limited mobility among "the classes").
    some cultures are very stupid.

  12. Re:The irony on Portugal Gives Itself a Clean-Energy Makeover · · Score: 1

    That's just a little bit racist.

    Please don't confuse observations of culture with comments on race.

  13. The irony on Portugal Gives Itself a Clean-Energy Makeover · · Score: 1

    It's expensive. It won't please everyone. But it is totally worth it for future generations.

    For the most part, the "expensive" countries all have dying cultures, since they don't reproduce enough to survive. (Remember "replacement rate" is 2.1)

    Don't worry, somebody will fill those empty countries, and the "future generations" don't look like they will be the types of high-tech folk who will keep things green, care about your culture, or be high-tech enough to get homo sapiens "off this rock".

  14. Re:You've got to be shitting me. on Music Festival Producer Pre-Sues Bootleggers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget all that other violation of your rights shit. In California, if you can get them on ...smoking a cigar in my house. You have it made.

    With the right jury, you will be able to retire on those damages! (Assuming your municipality doesn't declare bankruptcy on you.)

  15. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, on 100-Sq.-Mile Ice Island Breaks Off Greenland Glacier · · Score: 4, Funny

    You, sir, have astounding powers of estimation.

    A more likely explanation would be that I did the same math. But thanks for double checking my work ;-)

  16. Re:In terms of rum & cokes, on 100-Sq.-Mile Ice Island Breaks Off Greenland Glacier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is approximately the on the same scale, to the oceans, as that of a candy bar in a swimming pool.

    And it will cause almost as much excitement.

  17. Not all mutations are bad on Radioactive Boar On the Rise In Germany · · Score: 1

    and the boars are thriving

    Pigs and People are pretty close, genetically speaking. They do medical testing on them, right?

    Maybe eating these pigs would yield some unforeseen benefits.

  18. Re:Vectrex on Our Video Game Heritage Is Rotting Away · · Score: 1

    You can't No, you can't. Not with today's hardware. The Vectrex was a Vector image game - NOT a raster scan image.

    Space Invaders is NOT an example of a Vector game. Vector games were Space Wars, Solar Quest, Battle Zone, etc. Monochrome line drawings.

    The vector graphics vs raster graphics would be akin to vinyl vs a CD.

    Or, if you like car analogies, like a 1964 Mustang vs a 2010 Prius.

  19. Re:Maybe... on Crytek Dev On Fun vs. Realism In Game Guns · · Score: 1

    The BFG would be a poor choice for gophers... they tend to have a hole nearby.

    The BFG is generally best used on whiners.

  20. Re:The real question on Times Paywall Blocks 90% of Traffic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here, let me edit your words a bit;

    Maybe Murdoch... would ... like the Times ... to ... not exist.

  21. Re:Svetz - Fetch me a Turtle... on The Gulf's Great Turtle Relocation Project · · Score: 1

    OK, I have seen a turtle.

    In the zoo. On TV/Movies. Maybe once, long ago, running over them on a turnpike somewhere, back east.

    No. Turtles do not come up in everyday life in the arid southwest. I see mostly people, way too many people. Then ants, birds (the hawks are cool), and the occasional coyote. Oh, and once in a while a rattlesnake - oh and lots of rabbits, and rats, which I don't really think of as useful to me in any way.

    But no. No turtles in any way more meaningful to me than Saber tooth Tigers or Woolly Mammoths.

  22. Svetz - Fetch me a Turtle... on The Gulf's Great Turtle Relocation Project · · Score: 0, Troll

    All this reminds me of those old Larry Niven stories, where some time-traveling nave in the future goes back in time to get whatever animal is requested by the dim-witted ruler. Extinct, mythical, doesn't matter, in the future, they are all things that don't exist, and all the same.

    Turtles? Never seen one. Exist, doesn't exist... all the same to me.

    If they can't survive, they should have evolved better. Oil is a natural product. Do you want them to survive lava flows too?

    Something else will succeed Homo Sapiens as the "dominant" species on this planet someday, and they probably won't worry about our demise. And so it goes.

  23. I heard you are supposed to boycot Arizona on First 'Malaria-Proof' Mosquito Created · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, avoid all products from Arizona!

    I am sure this anti-malaria thing is somehow racist! How dare those bigot pigs in Arizona try to thwart God's will! People who live in malarial zones are all natural, and their environment should not be altered. Not by crops that grow or bugs that don't carry natural diseases.

  24. If you prefer a car analogy on Malware Targets Shortcut Flaw In Windows, SCADA · · Score: 1

    See this link for what can happen to your SCADA systems - total distruction

  25. Re:Hyperbole on Pacific Trash Vortex To Become Habitable Island? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Twice the size of Texas = 537,202 square miles

    4,000,000 Tons plastic = 8,000,000,000 pounds

    14,892 lbs/square mile - 23.29 lbs per acre. [2.61 grams/meter square]

    Of course that is only surface area... how deep is it?