Yeah, I hate the damn western CO2 conspiracy. It seems like whenever I hear a western scientist speak, everything that comes out of his mouth is carbon dioxide.
So you'll be pale white and your breath will smell of fish. It's an evolutionary wash: you may live for a long time, but your chances of procreating will surely diminish.
Because driving like a maniac is a fundamental human right! Those who sacrifice convenience to gain a little security deserve neither! You'll get my radar detector when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!
Yes, because for poor kids in depressed areas, joining the military is clearly the worst possible option. Because usually poor high school kids have lots of job opportunities and/or money to go to college. And obviously they don't have enough decision-making skills and willpower to resist those slick military recruiters who are, as we wealthy people know, working against their better interests.
I can't believe that was modded insightful. If only there was a "-1, condescending and willfully blind to reality."
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Yeah, because if there's anything that will draw teenagers to science, it's emphasizing all the HARD WORK. Brilliant.
If teenagers say so, it must be true!
Yeah man, I'd keep my windows closed too.
It's extremely old news; I saw a documentary about this from 1963.
Many people don't know this, but ID theory actually proposes that all life on Earth was created by the Japanese.
And here I was hoping for LSD wine.
But I'm only planning on having 14,000 babies!
Yeah, but Iraq is much more gripping and realistic than HDTV. You get what you pay for, you know?
No space sex? Why the hell am I wasting my time at astronaut school, then?!
He's also the best paleontologist ever -- deserving of great respect.
My guess would be Zeus.
Yeah, I hate the damn western CO2 conspiracy. It seems like whenever I hear a western scientist speak, everything that comes out of his mouth is carbon dioxide.
Congratulations! You have no sense of humor. Have a nice day!
Well, I'm glad to see that you have the situation in hand.
Are you kidding me? I can't even get the Spice Channel in my apartment on Earth.
Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it surgically removed?
So you'll be pale white and your breath will smell of fish. It's an evolutionary wash: you may live for a long time, but your chances of procreating will surely diminish.
Perhaps this is what you're looking for.
Because driving like a maniac is a fundamental human right! Those who sacrifice convenience to gain a little security deserve neither! You'll get my radar detector when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!
I dunno, I'm an American and I lose shit all the time.
Yes, and now scientists are working on the "How Does Paint Dry?" and "How Does Grass Grow?" questions. What a wondrous age we live in!
He also reads Playboy for the articles.
I can't believe that was modded insightful. If only there was a "-1, condescending and willfully blind to reality."
Well, most full albums on iTunes are US $9.99. You don't often see physical CDs that cheap.