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Ancestors of Homo Sapiens Hunted by Birds

CFTM writes "The associate press writer, Alexandra Zavis, reports that 'A South African anthropologist said Thursday his research into the death nearly 2 million years ago of an ape-man shows human ancestors were hunted by birds.' The article raises some really fascinating questions, particularly when one begins to think about the evolutionary impact that this may have had on humans." From the article: "The Ohio State study determined that eagles would swoop down, pierce monkey skulls with their thumb-like back talons, then hover while their prey died before returning to tear at the skull. Examination of thousands of monkey remains produced a pattern of damage done by birds, including holes and ragged cuts in the shallow bones behind the eye sockets. Berger went back to the Taung skull, and found traces of the ragged cuts behind the eye sockets. He said none of the researchers who had for decades been debating how the child died had noticed the eye socket damage before."

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  1. Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps our psychological fascination with dragons and birds of prey are subsequent results of frequent bird attacks on our ancestors? At any rate, it's been commonly believed that several thousand years of exposure to a species results in a slight increase of instinct of fear with each newborn. Books like Guns, Germs & Steel by Jared Diamond explain how evolutionary fears in species develop over many thousand years of exposure. Could what we see in movies of carrion-like dragons be a remnant of psychological fears imposed by these raptors on our ancestors?

    If at one time our ancestors were hunted by large birds, what happened to them? One can easily think of ways for other large predator animals to be removed from the food chain but large raptors seem to have no natural predator. Did modern man learn to defend himself from such birds? Did our stone weapons suffice for protecting us from such large aerial predators or was it not until bronze weapons that we were specialized enough to protect ourselves?

    While the telltale signs might remain in skeletons, these issues raise a host of new issues that obviously require much more research to be determined.

    More importantly, aren't the researchers overlooking the obvious possibility that the "ragged cuts" behind the eye sockets resulted from carrion birds after the death of the individual?

    Perhaps it was the case that many of these ancestors were wiped out from a plague that left no evidence of itself and there just happened to be large scavenger birds everywhere to capitalize off of these corpses? The result would be thousands (if not millions) of dead corpses left for scavengers to ravage. Corpses close enough to an aviary or bird sanctuary would likely suffer from these skull markings. Were the markings also present on other parts of the bodies? I've seen vultures pick a corpse clean and they probably worked pretty hard to get at the fat and oil rich brain ... the easiest access being the eyes.

    Maybe the eyes of dead human corpses are merely a delicacy among scavenger birds or some other scavenger that left similar markings?

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    1. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or maybe its just bullshit. Birds hunting the smartest animals on the planet, lol. I can see that...as a precursor to a Thanksgiving feast.

      I am always fascinated by how we modern humans portray our predecessors as stupid, bumbling idiots. On one hand we claim how smart they are, the on the other we have them doing stupid things even monkeys wouldn't do.

      Why are proto-humans always filthy? Most every animal on the planet washes his arse, but not proto-Human. He can make tools but not wash his ass. They hunt in groups, but jump around and make more noise than a herd of elephants. We do we paint pre humans this way?

    2. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Private+Taco · · Score: 5, Funny
      "I've seen vultures pick a corpse clean and they probably worked pretty hard to get at the fat and oil rich brain ... the easiest access being the eyes."

      You worked at Microsoft too?

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    3. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Hosiah · · Score: 1

      you gotta wonder if Hitchcock knew it all along...(link provided for young'uns: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056869/)

    4. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by miranatu · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you should read the article a little more closely. This is building on data not only from the Taung child, but also from an Ohio State study on the predatory habits of certain birds. The study shows that birds did indeed hunt the way Berger suggests, from the evidence on thousands of monkey skulls. Similar damage is found on the Taung child, which would suggest that it was killed in the same way.

    5. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Ch_Omega · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The article says nothing about adult-sized pre-humans being hunted by birds, only monkeys and one pre-human child, so I don't think there ever where a problem with birds hunting fully grown Hominidae or adult members of the homo genus, at least there is no scientific backing for it that I know of.

    6. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Gorobei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bah. A behavior as simple as protecting your tribe's corpses from opportunistic predators quickly ensures you generally don't get attacked by eagles. Once a raptor sees it doesn't get a free meal from attacking proto-humans, it quickly gives up.

      Heck, burying your dead becomes a great advantage: predators gain nothing from killing your species, and soon seek prey that actually gives them food! Maybe human death rituals (e.g. burial, burning, leaving to vultures) got started because they ensured predators didn't profit from the death of the victim.

    7. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Wordsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because, Geico commercials not withstanding, they're not around to defend themselves?

    8. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now that's comedy!

    9. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by fimbulvetr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And since you're no evolutionist, you won't get offended right? You've got a better explanation, apparently. Perhaps some magical creature just created us out of the blue, perhaps? Nothing you can disprove, unlike the assertions in this article.

    10. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I think you should read the article a little more closely."

      You insensitive clod. I would, but some giant bird just clawed my eyes out!

    11. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      "Ssssh, you'll upset the evolutionists!" What does this have to do with anything? I belive in evolution. I'm just commenting on the parent posters question on when humans began defending themselves against giant birds, pointing out that no where in the article, there is any mention on fully grown pre-humans being hunted by birds.

    12. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit...I just squirted coke out my nose...

    13. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Or maybe its just bullshit. Birds hunting the smartest animals on the planet, lol."

      It is belived that Haast's eagle preyed on early New Zealanders.

      "Most every animal on the planet washes his arse, but not proto-Human"

      If you got close to a wild animal you would find it "filthy" and riddled with parasites, I have never seen one "wash it's arse" unless you count licking. If that is what you have to do to "wash" I would rather have a dirty arse.

      "They hunt in groups, but jump around and make more noise than a herd of elephants."

      They are the "beaters" that are jumping around, the purpose is to drive prey toward an ambush. It is a simple and very effective way to hunt in groups, wild chimps have been filmed hunting monkeys in a similar fashion.

      "[Why] do we paint pre humans this way?"

      Because it is the way they lived, many people don't have a clue of what it takes to live like a caveman. These people simply conclude the strange actions of "filthy" cavemen are "stupid" (or there is a conspiracy to portray them as filthy and stupid).

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    14. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Did modern man learn to defend himself from such birds?

      We invented the tent.

    15. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by superiority · · Score: 1

      The word "believe" implies some degree of faith. One should use, especially when debating with a Creationist or similar, the word "accept", as in "I accept the evidence". One does not believe or disbelieve in evidence (unless one is a nutjob), one accepts it as valid evidence supporting a cause.

    16. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Informative

      "A behavior as simple as protecting your tribe's corpses from opportunistic predators quickly ensures you generally don't get attacked by eagles."

      That is an extremely complex behavior. Very few animals do it, and those that do are very intelligent social animals. The only animals who do it that I can think of offhand are elephants and humans.

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    17. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If we're going to use logic, then don't bury humans because it teaches worms to attack us.

      The obvious way to ensure that eagles don't benefit from a dead human lying around is to eat it first.
      "It" being either the eagles or the body.

    18. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I happen to agree with this theory of evolutionary predation fears. I think this could be used to explain all these 'hairy men' creatures that appear all over the world.

      Up until about 200,000 years ago there were about 5 or 6 different apes running around alongside our direct ancestors. These guys were smart, and they could use spears. My guess is they had a lot of body hair.

      My personal pet theory is that about 100,000, human beings began systematically exterminating all other groups of hominids besides their own. The only hominids crafty enough to escape the slaughter were other homo sapiens.

      You can see this continue today. Any group of human beings that give themselves some kind of group identity hate those other guys -- that group next door -- and will try to kill all of them, given the opportunity. They also think of other groups of people as savage animals.

      So anways, rewind 100,000 years ago. A hairless human hunter venturing out into the woods to track down lunch stood a good chance of being killed by some hairy spear-wielding apeman.

      Fast forward to today. People are still catching glimpses of hairy apemen in the woods (Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, whatever). Not that those hairy apemen are still alive, but that it's better to be paranoid and *suspect* that a creaking branch or other ambiguous sensory data is a hairy apeman, rather than foolishly walking into a hairy ape-mans' spear. To this day, human groups view their neighbor groups as savage animals who they are probably better off getting rid of.

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    19. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ITYM scavengers, not predators.

    20. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      The word "believe" implies some degree of faith.

      No, it doesn't.

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    21. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Okay, I can see where you're coming from. But if this is "genetically ingrained" or something to that effect, why aren't I afraid of Bigfoot? I mean, although these myths are common among different cultures, it seems that only a vocal minority of humans seriously believe in ape men. Similarly, why aren't I a racist?

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    22. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by legalize.ganja.now. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      well, you don't have to be stupid to be attacked by a bird. a math-teacher of mine was once attacked by a hawk while he was training for the marathon. he spent 2 weeks in hospital after that.

    23. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coke? That's nothing. I spent most of the night putting coke up my nose, and now I just shot tequila out it!

    24. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by knarf · · Score: 1

      And why would birds not hunt the 'smartest animals on the planet'? Just like a rose by any other name smells as sweet, a smart ape which can fit the claws and weight-bearing capacity of a bird of prey would be as edible as any other animal. If you doubt this go for a stroll in your friendly local jungle...

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    25. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Did modern man learn to defend himself from such birds?"

      yes we started wearing helmets. everywhere the roman empire went, dead eagles followed. and that's why they took one as their standard.

    26. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      If we're going to use logic, then don't bury humans because it teaches worms to attack us.

      On the other hand, it's really easy to defend ourselves against worms... just makes sure we're on the top of the ground, and not buried underneath it.

      See? No worries ;o)

    27. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      Could what we see in movies of carrion-like dragons be a remnant of psychological fears imposed by these raptors on our ancestors?
      It seems those old-style German helmets had a practical purpose after all.
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    28. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0

      Huh? As scavengers by definition don't kill what they eat, it would be pretty pointless trying to discourage them from killing you, wouldn't it?

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    29. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are still alot of bumbling idiots around. We call them Democrats.

      Thank you I will be here all week!!

      I wish I was actually joking, but Ted Kennedy and Chuck Shumer prove me correct.

    30. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm, nose candy.

    31. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and look what it gets them (the elephants) when they fail to protect their corpses from another species (human poachers)...

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    32. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Walenzack · · Score: 1
      Perhaps our psychological fascination with dragons and birds of prey are subsequent results of frequent bird attacks on our ancestors? At any rate, it's been commonly believed that several thousand years of exposure to a species results in a slight increase of instinct of fear with each newborn.
      So, with spiders and snakes being the most "irrationally feared" animals world-wide... Is it possible that our ancestors were constantly predated by giant spiders and basilisc-sized snakes?

      This would explain Jon Peters' obsession with spiders... Somebody go tell Kevin Smith :D

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    33. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      It doesn't have to, but it can be interpreted that way. If you've ever debated with the "anti evolutionist" crowd, you'll know to be careful with your choice of words. They're not really interested in coming to a conclusion, only in waving their hands and trying to shut out anything that would cause them to question their preconceived ideas.

      One of their favorite ways to get out of the entire discussion is to claim that the scientific study of the physical universe is just another "belief system," and therefore on equal ground with religion. Don't give them that opening by being loose with the word "belief." When I say belief, I mean something with insufficient evidence that is taken on faith to be absolutely true. You won't find that in science - even our scientific theories that do have a ton of evidence aren't taken as absolutely true. In fact, we assume that they are *not* absolutely true, which is why we still bother to study the subject. If scientists were believers, they wouldn't bother doing new research.

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    34. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you let your girlfriend kiss you after licking your ass? Nasty.

    35. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by drjzzz · · Score: 1
      Books like Guns, Germs & Steel by Jared Diamond explain how evolutionary fears in species develop over many thousand years of exposure.

      I don't recall anything like this in the book, unless you are reversing the domesticization of dogs and farm animals, which presumably required these species to lose their fear of man. Could you be more specific?
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    36. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      WRT hunting birds:
      When humans developed either spear throwers or archers then the birds would have begun learning to keep their distance. This wouldn't have needed to wait for stone tools, either, if, e.g., spear throwers came first.

      OTOH, larger primates like even proto-humans don't need to fear active predation from flying birds (as opposed to something like ax-beaks) even when they are unarmed. It's too dangerous for the bird. Primates are likely to grab ahold and not let go. The bird may kill them by blindness and infection, but those are relatively slow compared to a broken neck...and even bonobos (pygmy chimpanzees) should be able to manage that, much less something even larger. (OTOH, one could check to see whether gibbons had problems of this nature.)

      So this predation probably usually only affected young children before hunting became common. (Even a sling can do a bird a great deal of injury from a considerable distance.) N.B.: I'm presuming that distance weapons of at least a light nature were developed rather early. This may be wrong. I'm not sure what evidence we should expect to find, since I don't envision them as containing anything permanent in their composition. Including not stone heads. Think hard woods ground to a point, and possibly fire hardened. (The last is optional...if fire is available, then it can increase the effectiveness, but it isn't necessary.) Truthfully, my expectation is that spear throwers were the first such extension, but neither they nor the spears they threw would contain anything beyond wood and leather. Modern spear throwers extend the reach of a light spear by much more than double...so say their effective reach was, what, 25 feet up? More? Less? Say it was only 15 feet, that would still make a group of humans quite dangerous for a bird to approach.

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    37. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by HiThere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OS X may be secure (I've been operating on that assumption...and the grandparent is the first contradiction I've encountered), but I purely hate it's user interface. I use both it and KDE, and I vastly perfer KDE. I'll even choose Gnome over the Mac. (Mind you, I'm not talking about Finder 7.5 and earlier...which I thought superb, especially in contrast with MSWind. I didn't use the versions between 7.5 and 10.0, so I can't talk about them, and I haven't yet tried Tiger, though on BRIEF trial it seems about the same as 10.3.)

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    38. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, many spiders are dangerously poisonous, and yes, large snakes are the terror of small tree dwelling primates.

      In most places, once the primates become sizeable and take to the ground then the snakes become a minor peril, but the spiders remain dangerous. Consider: Black Widow, Violin, Tarantula, there are others, but those are the ones that spring to mind. I still don't know how to recognize a Violin spider, but I do know to expect that if it bites me, I'll spend some time in a hospital, and suffer lots of pain, and possibly some mutilation. So I avoid small brown spiders in unkempt areas.

      The old English word for spider was "Addercop", which meant "poison head". There were reasons that we developed things like "Black Flag" (which, you will not, should not be used around food supplies).

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    39. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 1

      Maybe the dragons ate the large raptors?

    40. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here is somewhat of a brainstorm to your answers:

      You may not be afraid of bigfoot because you didn't have an experience of 'encountering' a bigfoot in the woods. My theory currently states that you have some ambiguous sensory experience in the woods, and the paranoid hunter/gatherer part of your mind incorrectly interprets it as an ape-man. If you haven't had the experience and misinterpretation, you wouldn't be afraid. The same way you may not be afraid of the ghetto if you've never been mugged in the ghetto -- which happened to me recently. I live in Columbus, OH, which is a relatively safe place, and does have its share of ghettos. I never had any fear walking around in them, but a couple of weeks ago I was mugged in the ghetto. Nothing bad happened -- I just got hit and they took my wallet. However, now I am suspicious of every guy I see when I'm walking in a ghetto, and if someone gets close to me, the hair on the back of my neck stands up.

      Why are you not a racist? One answer is that maybe you aren't a typical human being. My theory states that *groups* hate each other, not necessarily individuals hate other groups or other individuals. If you look at human group relationship around the world and across time, they always hate or at best think poorly of the other group. The theory does not predict or address individual behavior. Here in Columbus Ohiom there is an intense Ohio State / Michigan rivalry. This always results in fights between college age fans. Now, if those people weren't wearing Ohio State or Michigan jackets, nobody could tell them apart. But somehow being a Michigan fan during a home game in Columbus gets you a beating. It's the same for any other group identification, whether it's high schools, gangs, neighborhoods, religions, or ethnicities.

      Also, have you ever been to a place where you were a minority? I'm guessing that you are a white male living in the US. That's my background -- I never had a problem with other people until I spent a couple summers in Ecuador, where I was very obviously a minority. I don't hate Ecuadorians or Hispanics or anything like that, but I definately felt a sense of "me against them" while walking down the main streets of Ecuador.

      I guess my theory states that after a violent trauma, the human mind haphazardly groups recognizably 'other' people together in a danger category. If a member of your own group beats you up, you probably won't hate your own group as a whole, because you know too many individuals. But if can't differentitate any individuals of the other group, you mind will just err on the side of caution and fear all of them.

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    41. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by SulphurFury · · Score: 1

      It just goes to show you that a lot of anthropology is made up bull-crap. And opinions. Yet it is fascinating to imagine what it was like. There are just too many variables, as described in the post I am replying to. Whatever!

    42. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Redwin · · Score: 1

      "I think you should read the article a little more closely."

      You insensitive clod. I would, but some giant bird just clawed my eyes out!


      I mean honestly, how could you not see a comment like that comming..

      I'm sorry, I'll get my coat. :-)

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    43. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Because it is the way they lived, many people don't have a clue of what it takes to live like a caveman

      Reminds me of a story about Monty Python & the Holy Grail. They had no idea what peasants did on the Middle Ages (they are commedienes, not historians) so they just had they play in the mud for the most part. Given most "primitive" tribes are fairly clean relative to the common caveman image, it seems more likely that some movie maker in the 30's just decided cavemen should be dirty and grunt, and every portrayal since then has its roots in that original image. The fact there might be some truth in it (god knows I've met dirty grunters in modern homo sapiens) doesn't make it an acurate portrayal.

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    44. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Monty Python & the Holy Grail ... had no idea what peasants did on the Middle Ages"

      You may want to check out the accuracy and origins of the following scenes in the Holy Grail...

      The peasant ranting about politics in the fields...
      Bring out your dead...
      The french using rotted animal carcases as amunition...
      The knee deep mud, horse shit and open sewers of overcrowded urban streets.

      The writers of the holy grail took snipets from the chronicals of the middle ages and turned them into a kind of black humour spoof of the crusades.

      I also disagree that tribal/cave people are portrayed as filthy by Hollywood movies, most have nice stylish hair-do's and beautiful skin (especially the women), only the bad-guys are ugly.

      Humans are as tough at surviving as any other mammal, either all are "filthy" or all are "a part of nature", depends on your definition of "filth" I suppose. The aim of civilzation seems to be to clean up all the shit, unfortunately I think we end up just creating more shit.

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    45. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This kind of "science" (more or less imaginary ponderings of things we can only speculate about) is exactly why creationists have such a hard time with evolution. I mean cmon, you come up with a theory on how something happned, publish a paper based on that minor elements of evidence, and then we have a bunch of people believing this stuff.

      The parent of this post illustrates that there are many other potentially valid explanations, yet the scientists who reported this leads us to believe "this is how it happened" based on the meager evidence of course.

      This also reflects upon the "peer review" process (many like minded individuals critique the creativity and correlated evidence to the end of determing plausability of the conclusion.) Peer review processes tend to breed misinformation through the "relative" like-mindedness. If one disagrees with the majority often enough, one might find oneself not invited back next time as being "eccentric" or perhaps as being an "extremist".

    46. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Carinia+Bean · · Score: 1

      Of course, who wants to go hunting smelling like Irish Spring or Lever 2000? The successful hunter will smell like dirt, grass, nature; now or in pre-historic times.

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    47. Re:Birds of Prey or Carrion Birds? by Carinia+Bean · · Score: 1
      "Also, have you ever been to a place where you were a minority?"

      I whole-heartedly agree with your theory, which is similar to my own thoughts. I am not a racist; but, when I am in the minority (e.g., the only goth, the only female, the only white person, the only person under 30, the only college-educated person), I perceive more dangers in my environment. I can feel the fight or flight adrenaline being released, increased heart beat, a higher level of awareness of surroundings. It's subtle, nowhere near panic, but perceptible.

      In regard to your ape man theory: Many people insist that humans do not possess instincts. This is impossible. We are animals, no different from other mammals. Our insticts have been repressed by laws, religion, etc; moreover, group pressure causes us to abide by such rules and boundaries. So it may be hard for some people to acknowledge that these kinds of insticts (genetic memory?) actually exist in modern man.

      Does all of this mean that war is the natural state of man?

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  2. How apt! by mrseigen · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
    Slashdot is in league with the birds.
  3. Suddenly... by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't feel so bad about wind power any more.

    1. Re:Suddenly... by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Great! *cheerfully eats another can of beans*

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    2. Re:Suddenly... by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

      Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about eating duck anymore...

      Actually, I already didn't feel bad about eating duck :-)

  4. Ancestors? by yobjob · · Score: 0

    I get hunted by magpies when i'm 3 metres out the front door!

  5. Old news, some doubt by John+Hawks · · Score: 4, Informative

    This story is mostly old news; the same researchers proposed it about ten years ago. The original idea was that the site where the skull was found (Taung) had a lot of young monkeys, which not only suggests predation, but also a relatively lightweight predator. Most of the other South African caves preserve larger adult specimens as well, which might have gotten in themselves or been carried (or dropped) by larger predators like leopards. It is a very tricky case to say that the accumulating agent at Taung must have been eagles, though, since it is much more likely that different predators and non-predation factors operated at different times for any given site.

    What they found that justified a new paper was damage inside the eye orbits of the specimen, which is one area where eagle talons damage their prey. It could be true, but on the other hand there is a lot of doubt. After all, eagles aren't the only predators that damage the eyes, and there are other ways that the bones may have accumulated, chiefly water transport, that might not require predation at all. As one of my colleagues put it, so many young primates die of disease or inadequate nutrition; the chances of this story is greater than zero, but how much?

    --John (my anthropology weblog is at http://johnhawks.net/weblog/)
    1. Re:Old news, some doubt by ratnerstar · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's extremely old news; I saw a documentary about this from 1963.

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  6. Harpy Eagles hunt monkeys today by aapold · · Score: 4, Informative

    This has been known a long time, their primary diet consists of monkeys and sloths which they pluck from trees. Not many of them left though.

    Wikipedia entry for Harpy Eagle.

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  7. Yeah, the birds thought they had the last laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but now it's PAYBACK TIME!

  8. Those must have been BIG birds.... by d474 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...because I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them, no matter how large. (okay, maybe an ostrich will fight us, but that is a BIG bird...)

    How do we know that the holes in the heads didn't come from other proto-humans that fastened a bird talon to the end of some spear and then battled one another? That would seem to make a pretty lethal weapon.

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    1. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by John+Hawks · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ...because I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them, no matter how large. (okay, maybe an ostrich will fight us, but that is a BIG bird...)

      Certainly so, if it was big enough to carry the kid off -- we're talking about a 2-4 year old toddler -- it would have to be a LOTR-size eagle. Maybe Gandalf called in an airstrike?

      I think either an attack with damage inflicted at the site of attack, or an eagle who had later access to a carcass killed by another predator and carried off only the head would be more likely hypotheses.

      An earlier poster suggested that carrion birds might have been responsible, and I think that is a good idea as well.

      --John (My post is at my anthropology weblog, http://johnhawks.net/weblog)
    2. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by mmelson · · Score: 1

      It might not have been so much a matter of the birds being BIG but us being SMALL. The skull in the picture in the article is tiny; barely big enough to fill a person's hand. Maybe the birds only preyed on children?

    3. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by d474 · · Score: 1

      Since you put it that way, this article isn't that suprising. If early humans let their little children waddle around an open field in predatory bird territory, nature will take it's course.

      But if the early adult humans were the size of modern 4 year old children, no wonder they were getting picked off by predatory birds...and any other hungry beast in that environment.

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    4. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 3, Funny

      "it would have to be a LOTR-size eagle. Maybe Gandalf called in an airstrike?"

      Oh yea, I'm on slashdot baby.

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    5. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by MarkRose · · Score: 1
      I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them
      You've never seen a grouse? It'll just sit there absolutely still, hoping you won't see it. People have actually run them over on the road.
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    6. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been to the Galapagos islands... The birds there do not have any fear of humans since there were no humans or any predators at all there until about 300-400 years ago.

    7. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about a raptor weighing 200lb+, standing 6.5ft tall with a wingspan of 7-8 meters (~25ft)?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentavis_magnificen s

      Not too much you could do to stop one of those swooping down and sucking on your brain!

    8. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How big a bird? Would an eagle with a 3 meter wingspan (that's just shy of 10' for you Americans) that hunted moa (flightless birds that weighed as much as 250kg (more than 500 pounds)) count? Because Haast's eagle was exactly that, and only became extinct around 500 years ago. One of those would have had no trouble taking down a man.

      New Zealand has very unique fauna, and unlike nearby Australia (which seems to have the finest array of deadly creatures in the world) it's almost all harmless. Haast's eagle was one glaring exception, and would certainly have been a truly fearsome creature had it survived.

      Jedidiah.

    9. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more afraid of stepping out of my time machine and having one of THESE suckers jump out of ambush at me!

    10. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "Certainly so, if it was big enough to carry the kid off -- we're talking about a 2-4 year old toddler -- it would have to be a LOTR-size eagle. "

      The ancestor we are talking about was from two million years ago. It was a tree-swinging ape. The two year old probably weighed five pounds.

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    11. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      ...because I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them, no matter how large.

      Go ahead, screw with an owl nest or eagle nest. I'd make sure your insurance is up to date before you do.

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    12. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Open fields? What do open fields have to do with this? Ok. Here is the scene. Late 1970's. Don't remember what year, but the U.S. National Falconers Convention was held outside St. Louis, Mo. My father and several of his friends were licensed falconers and had red tailed hawks and goss hawks mostly. The birds were fun to catch, and local. I have seen Red Tails and Goss take mice and rabits in open territory, but I have also seen them take squirrles off of trees. I have seen footage of harpy eagles taking monkeys out of trees. No plains needed.

    13. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Nah, ostriches aren't big birds. Big bird is a big bird. Ostriches are ostriches.

      The clue is one is yellow and talks and one is either brown or black and white (depending upon gender) and doesn't talk.

      For some reason in Holland, Big Bird is blue and is call Pimoo - I don't know why it's not called Grote Vogel (the direct translation), and the difference is colour... maybe it's a sub-species of Big Bird... Tantus pennipotenti nederlandus?

    14. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Tezkah · · Score: 1

      Certainly so, if it was big enough to carry the kid off -- we're talking about a 2-4 year old toddler -- it would have to be a LOTR-size eagle. Maybe Gandalf called in an airstrike?


      You are ignoring an important possibility: Supposing two birds carried the kid off, together? They could just use a strand of creeper to do that!

    15. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by nicklott · · Score: 1
      For example the Haast Eagle?

      It preyed on Moas, birds about 6ft tall and pretty slow. OK, it's not Africa, but when the Maoris came to NZ there would have been another creature about 6ft tall and pretty slow to prey on...

    16. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by steveoc · · Score: 1

      "How big a bird?" you ask ...

      I dont know off the top of my head, but Id estimate it to have a wingspan of 62 meters or more, and a beak about a foot thick and several meters long, harder than carbon steel, and weighing a massive 100kg.

      The talons alone would be the length of a baseball bat ... and the eyes would be the size of watermelons !!

      I would imagine that the individual feathers alone of this beast would be the size of an average curtain used for a smallish window (not a large lounge room window, but more something like you would hang up in the bathroom maybe).

      Good God - the eggs must have been the size of a Mercedes Benz E-class car !

      Frightful creature !!!!!

    17. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by psiekl · · Score: 1

      Not too much? Bah. Give me a Phalanx CIWS and watch 'em feathers fly.

    18. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll raise that with a goalkeeper CIWS, same gun as mounted on the A10 warthog, but now with it's own radar

    19. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not so sure you have to worry about carrying the prey off. I worked for the Department of Fisheries and Wildlife banding eagles and unless the bird had chicks to feed they didn't often carry the prey off but just fed where they were. As to size, We have pulled a half eaten bobcat out of an eagles nest once. Also, there are historical reports of eagles in Russian used to hunt wolves and other game. A 2-4 year old toddler would be easy to kill.

    20. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      A 62 meter[1] bird weighing 100kg[2] would be built like tissue paper. Let me guess, you're American?

      [1] that's over half a football pitch
      [2] that's a smallish linebacker

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    21. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA... They didn't carry them off. They pierced the skull, circled waiting for death, then swooped back down to feast.

    22. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Haasts Eagle evolved to dine on Moa, a flighless bird that weighed up to 200kg. Since it was the top predator on the Island nothing except maybe another eagle would dare interupt it's meal, it did not have to lift it's prey.

      Now when humans arrived, standing on two legs and about the same height as a Moa, the Eagle would not have thought twice about trying something new for lunch. As witnessed by the Eagle's rapid extinction, modern humans do not tolerate that kind of behaviour from a bird.

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    23. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      ...because I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them, no matter how large.

      Go ahead, screw with an owl nest or eagle nest. I'd make sure your insurance is up to date before you do.


      I was parking my car in a lot where a pair of Canada geese were nesting, and as soon as the car stopped, the male came towards it, honking and wings flapping, preparing to attack. I decided to avoid stressing them out, and parked further away.

      Plus my car is so old, I'm not sure the gander would have lost...

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    24. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by bjs555 · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they gripped it by the husk.

    25. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..because I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them, no matter how large."

      That's plain bullshit. Firstly, they don't need to be big to attack you: gulls, for instance, won't hesistate to attack you on proper circumnstances. Second, a royal eagle (a modern predator) will take a wild goat baby comparable in size to a 2/3 year old boy (this is even seen on a TV program). Third, we are not talking about a 75Kg modern human, but a 15Kg at most child hominid ancestor. Four, yes, we are talking about a bird probably bigger than a royal eagle (thus, more than seven feet between wingtips -that's probably bigger -though ligther, than you).

    26. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They said a similar thing about the Dingo in the Azaria Chamberlain case in the Northern Territory in the 1980's. It is now an accepted that the baby was taken by a dingo. Eagles *are* big birds.

    27. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by steveoc · · Score: 1

      No no no - I meant the BEAK alone would weigh in at 100Kg.

      Thats one hell of a beak !

    28. Re:Those must have been BIG birds.... by MobileC · · Score: 1
      ...because I don't think there is any bird alive today that doesn't fly away the minute we get anywhere near them, no matter how large. (okay, maybe an ostrich will fight us, but that is a BIG bird...)

      Check out the Cassowary then...

      A cassowary's three-toed feet have sharp claws; the dagger-like middle claw is 120 mm (5 inches) long. This claw is particularly dangerous since the Cassowary can use it to kill an enemy, disemboweling it with a single kick. They can run up to 50 km/h (32 mph) through the dense forrest, pushing aside small trees and brush with their boney casques. They can jump up to 1.5 m (5 feet) and they are good swimmers.


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  9. Sea gulls + French Fries + Fast Food Parking Lot by xoip · · Score: 3, Funny

    Story reminds me of trying to eat fries outside a fast food joint and fighting off the seagulls.

  10. Re:Sea gulls + French Fries + Fast Food Parking Lo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alka-seltzer is your friend. watch the seagulls pop.

  11. Maybe we should just look to Futurama? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean these guys are coming up with these ideas way before scientists...

  12. KFC for Vendetta by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So the whole eating chicken thing is some unconcious racial memory payback thing?

    1. Re:KFC for Vendetta by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well it might explain the purpose of the Afro.

    2. Re:KFC for Vendetta by Ibn+al+Arabi · · Score: 0

      Im afraid not, the afro evolved so humans didn't have to wear those dorky tribal headbands...
      http://frugalknit12330.goeserv.com/homepage/Images /headband.jpg

  13. I for one. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one say farewell to our old bird overlords.

    1. Re:I for one. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our former aviary overlords.

      In ancient Soviet Russia, bird hunts you.

      In Korea, only old people hunted by birds.

  14. Thank God! by idlake · · Score: 1

    Finally, an explanation of my morbid fear of live chicken.

    1. Re:Thank God! by Basehart · · Score: 1

      That must be why my wife freaks out when I wear my chicken outfit while making love.

    2. Re:Thank God! by skyman8081 · · Score: 1

      Maybe she thinks that you'll give her an expired coupon.

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    3. Re:Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'd be fully justified to freak out if you made love to me.

    4. Re:Thank God! by Basehart · · Score: 1

      If I think of your comment when I come while wearing my chicken outfift while carrying an expired coupon, I'll be sure to send you 9.5%

  15. The Cycle by vchoy · · Score: 1
    • Long time 100000/1000000 years ago: Birds hunt Homo Sapiens
      • Recently (100/1000s years till now): Humans Hunt/eat Birds
        • Now we're being threatened not by the birds, but what they carry (avian flu).

          Interesting cycle.
    1. Re:The Cycle by corngrower · · Score: 1

      Think Alfred Hitchcock: The Birds

    2. Re:The Cycle by Carthag · · Score: 1

      WHAT

    3. Re:The Cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a lot more threatened by your neighbour than by some bird. You do know that we get almost all of our disease from other humans, right ?

    4. Re:The Cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have a somewhat similer relationship with vaginas.

      Vagina makes me
      I hunt Vagina
      Disease carried by vagina kills me

    5. Re:The Cycle by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that more like a sequence? Or do you think birds will start hunting us again?

    6. Re:The Cycle by Zentac · · Score: 0

      So to make it a cycle you expect us to hunt/eat the avian flu?

    7. Re:The Cycle by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Would this syndrome be better known as: Revenge of Big Bird???

  16. Re:Sea gulls + French Fries + Fast Food Parking Lo by PseudoSchizo · · Score: 0

    Odd.. seems completly ontopic to me.. I guess if it was a lousy 'in soviet russia' joke, it would've been modded ontopic.. pSc

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  17. Thousand Years of Conditioning by reporter · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    You can indeed see the effect of a thousand years of conditioning on the island of Japan. For 2000 years, the Japanese people have lived on a resource-poor island. When resources are scarce, everyone in the village is forced to share and to cooperate. Only through cooperation as a group can everyone expect to survive.

    If a person does not cooperate with the group and stakes his own territory, then he risks his own survival. By himself, he will have a hard time in finding the necessary food and hospitable living space on a tiny island constantly ravaged by tsunamis, volcanoes, and earthquakes.

    What is the result of these 2000 years of group think? It has produced a nation where the group has more value than the individual. Such thinking is perfect for mass production, where each worker must be a cooperating cog in the great wheel of industrial manufacturing. Toyota is hard to beat for this very reason.

    1. Re:Thousand Years of Conditioning by deesine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Japanese are small. I wonder if they're frightened of birds.

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    2. Re:Thousand Years of Conditioning by spooje · · Score: 1

      Yes, all the large crows around Tokyo really freak them out.

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    3. Re:Thousand Years of Conditioning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Japanese are small. I wonder if they're frightened of birds.

      Nope. Just oversized lizards.

    4. Re:Thousand Years of Conditioning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and giant moths, and flying turtles. . .

      Ah hell, Redundant, I know, I know. . .

  18. the circle of life by Belseth · · Score: 4, Funny

    There a kind of symetry involved that birds once considered us fast food and now we eat deep fried birds as fast food. I wonder if we gave them high cholesterol?

  19. Old news from 1963... by Abuzar · · Score: 0


    This was already well documented in 1963:

    The Birds

  20. As someone who grew up in the Southern.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am always fascinated by how we modern humans portray our predecessors as stupid, bumbling idiots. On one hand we claim how smart they are, the on the other we have them doing stupid things even monkeys wouldn't do.
     
    ...part of the USA, I can tell you that you really shouldn't be so fascinated and surprised.

    1. Re:As someone who grew up in the Southern.... by ShaneThePain · · Score: 1

      your a pig, i live in lousianna. thanks for insulting my intelligence.

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    2. Re:As someone who grew up in the Southern.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be "you're" and "Louisiana"
      And I think most people would not consider it an insult when another person overestimates their intelligence, that's what we call a "compliment"

  21. Er.. by Paranoia+Agent · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Couldn't the birds have attacked AFTER death?

    1. Re:Er.. by Darby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Couldn't the birds have attacked AFTER death?

      Let me see if I have this straight...

      You're postulating that zombie chickens used to plague the earth?!?

      I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    2. Re:Er.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we'll all get zombie bird flu!

  22. How fitting... by CountZero117 · · Score: 1

    so, our ancestors were killed by birds, and now the birds are at it again with their pesky flu

  23. Re:Sea gulls + French Fries + Fast Food Parking Lo by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    are you sure you weren't on a Alfred Hitchcock set?

  24. But was this just a fluke? by mfriedma · · Score: 1
    Even if a child occasionally got killed by birds that normally ate monkeys can we really say that birds preyed on homo sapiens?

    Today children (and even adults) occasionally get killed by domestic dogs. But if you were frozen and woke up in 50,000 AD and got told by an anthropologist that in AD 2000 human beings were preyed on by domestic canines wouldn't you tell him that he was mistaken?

    1. Re:But was this just a fluke? by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      Today children (and even adults) occasionally get killed by domestic dogs.

      and dingoes!

    2. Re:But was this just a fluke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here comes the fear of Wolves again...

    3. Re:But was this just a fluke? by joto · · Score: 1
      Today children (and even adults) occasionally get killed by domestic dogs. But if you were frozen and woke up in 50,000 AD and got told by an anthropologist that in AD 2000 human beings were preyed on by domestic canines wouldn't you tell him that he was mistaken?

      So what are the odds of that happening? It's not like after 48000 years archeologists dig up everything, and deliberately choose a misleading sample to base their theories upon. Whether you are killed by a dog or not, chances are you will be cremated (in which case the evidence disappears), or buried along with thousands of others who have not been attacked by dogs.

      The best way to give people in 50000AD a statistically wrong picture of our deaths, would be to make sure a large number of statistically unlikely deaths were not buried in a cemetary, but somewhere else. But I don't think there's much need to mislead them. Understanding the enormous difference in our lifestyle from 1600AD to now, is bound to create enough difficulties for future archaelogists.

  25. So where have they gone? by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happened to all these gigantic human-hunting birds? Did humans kill them all? It seems like they'd still be pretty successful, especially in rural areas. I'm glad I don't have to constantly be on the lookout for giant birds that could swoop down from the sky and pierce my brain with its talons through my eyeballs to let me dangle until I die. That's pretty horrific- someone should make a movie where a crazy scientist does some Jurassic Park shit and brings these birds back from extinction by crossbreeding them with pigeons. Being part pigeon, they multiply rapidly and quickly spread to the mainland US to terrorize the population....

    1. Re:So where have they gone? by Physician · · Score: 0

      I was walking to school once and I heard this sudden swooshing noise and quickly ducked my head, only to see a rather large bird just barely miss sending its claws through my skull. Apparently I was walking past the tree containing its nest and it was very protective of its home and perhaps the eggs therein. Needless to say, I avoided that tree from then on.

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    2. Re:So where have they gone? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I don't have to constantly be on the lookout for giant birds that could swoop down from the sky and pierce my brain with its talons through my eyeballs to let me dangle until I die.
      but if you did have to you'd sure as hell wan't to carry with you the best anti bird weapon you could get your hands on and/or travel in groups.

      humans biggest evolotuionary advantage has been the ability to use weapons (and those weapons have got better and better over time) to take out animals much larger than themselves.

      add to the fact that humans have a very low tolerance of man eaters and yes it wouldn't surprise me if they managed to wipe out a whole species of man eating birds

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    3. Re:So where have they gone? by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
      What happened to all these gigantic human-hunting birds?

      They were destroyed during the Taft administration's seldom-mentioned War on Birds.

  26. Must have been some giant birds by putko · · Score: 1

    Human skulls used to be thicker, right?

    They'd have to have some might powerful talons to break through a thick skull.

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    1. Re:Must have been some giant birds by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Even with a thicker skull, the eye sockets are a weak point. They used to perform lobotomies by pushing an ice pick through the back of the eye socket and moving it around.

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  27. I am editing wikipedia by this+great+guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    to recategorize The Birds (1963) as a 'documentary'.

  28. Happened Then...Happens Now by queenb**ch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a rather large african bird that runs and pack hunts on the African plains even now. I'm sure that one of you will know the name of it, as it escapes me at the moment. It is quite feared in the regions it is known to inhabit because it currently has the rather uncomfortable habit of killing and eating members of our species. People joke about the dragon saying "Humans...yes...I like them. They're crunchy and taste good with ketchup." However, we often forget that being slow, weak, and unarmed (compared to other species and their natural equipment) that we make a tempting meal for a great many things. Since this is true of modern man, even with all of our technology (googling on "man killed by bear" brings up at least 10 pages), this must have been even more true of our early ancestors.

    The whole reason that we consider a 30.06 superior to a flint tipped spear or big stick is because it can kill more stuff before that stuff can kill us. I can only imagine what it would have been like to try to fight of a predator armed only with the most basic implements. This leads me to think that early man was on the menu rather often. While this may sound cold to many of you, we have all benefitted from it, so don't feel too bad for the early guys. We know that our ancestors evolved quite a bit from looking at the fossil record. What's the big driving factor behind evolution? Predation. Wolves make the deer smarter and faster by culling the weak and stupid. Birds force moths to shift their coloration patterns by eating anything that "stands out". Why do we have these big brains and not a whole lot else? Predation. Since we didn't have fangs or claws or venom, we had to think our way out of being eaten. This selected for intelligence.

    One theory has it that we're here because we're loosers. Now, don't squeal...keep reading. We know that early hominds lived in forests. Why? Plenty of food and plenty of cover. The same reasons that modern apes are found in forests. Given the idea that forest is the most desirable habitat, why did early hominds forsake the forest and creep on to the plains? It's simple...they didn't leave because they suddenly thought "You know, going out there on the plains where there's no food, no water, and a lot of predators we can't out run sounds like a MARVELOUS idea!" They were driven out. Groups of apes, chimps, etc. war over territory constantly. Early hominids lost a battle to retain their territory and were driven out of the forest and on to the plains because they were loosers. That's right, we're all decended from a big bunch of loosers who made the best of what they had left. Sound familiar??? Being on the plains made forced the evolution of walking upright so that we could see over the top of the grass to see predators coming at us. Once we starting walking around as bipeds instead of knuckle draggers, we had these free hands. With free hands and opposable thumbs, well you can just get into all kinds of trouble can't you.

    Given that we have a long history of being dinner, I fail to see why these scientists think it's so odd. It seems emminently logical that some predator made the wounds on the skull.

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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    1. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Losers." It's spelled losers.

    2. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're somewhat off with evolution.

      Remember, the theory of evolution doesn't hold that man just existed, in primitive form, and then evolved. Early man or what man evolved from was probably equiped with more "bodily" weapons. What made man evolve to be more smart and have less weapons, is that the smarter man survived more often and longer, than the stronger stupider man. There came a point when intelligence starting winning of "strength", and having the "strength" gene became less important to survival than having the "smart" gene. Another thing to consider is I am sure the genes that effected intelligence had an even greated impact since humans stay in communities. Being intelligent enough to communicate effectively and solve problems as a group, and pass that information along (through means other than genetics) greatly helped. So, it wasn't that we gained intelligence because we were easy prey, we gained intelligence because it became a better helper of survival than strengths or "natural weapons" as you put it.

      Additionally, I think we would fare a better chance at fighting than we may thing, if we grew up in the environment. A working / hunting man can become very strong. Protected as child, you would learn how your parents and community survived. You would grow up hunting and gathering instead of doing the enormous amount of things we do now a days.

    3. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by raduf · · Score: 1


            Thing is... are we really that weak? For one, we're pretty big. Average healthy male, accounting for "growth" in the last century, is about 50-60 kilos right? Most animals are actually less. And with hands and feet we have longer reach and more possibilities then any. If you compare with bears.. of course we lose! but for example a wolf... I can't really see a wolf attaking and killing, alone, a grown human male. Not on a regular basis. So in most climates we'd be at the top of the food chain, or close. Any place where there are no felines humans don't have natural predators. Bears? Boars? Poisonos snakes? Not really in their menu.

            And about competitions... a think it was our own species. Man is man greatest enemy they say? It's true. Wars, competition for resources, competition for a mate, all lead to winners and loosers. If animals were our greatest problem, we'd all have fangs ;)

    4. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by jeffsenter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know about some of this. I'm not sure that pre-humans were other animals dinner that often. It is important to recognize though that this pre-human of 2M years ago is basically an ape. Chimpanzees and Gorillas are probably better to compare this pre-human with than Neanderthals. Big cats probably posed some threat to the pre-humans, but Chimps and Gorillas don't face much by way of natural predators. These and other large apes are strong, social, and well organized. They can gang up on predators and coordinate defense effectively.

    5. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      There is a rather large african bird that runs and pack hunts on the African plains even now. ... habit of killing and eating members of our species.

      No, there isn't. Ostrich eat plants and bugs

      Why is this bogus post modded up?

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    6. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by xiphoris · · Score: 1

      Another thing to consider is I am sure the genes that effected intelligence had an even greated impact since humans stay in communities.

      Genes might "affect" intelligence, but they don't "effect" intelligence. There's a difference. They're both verbs, but "affect" is the one you want.

    7. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by xiphoris · · Score: 1
      It's a false assumption you are making that predation is necessary for evolution. A simple explanation is that intelligence allows us to survive better in other ways, such as:
      • Making clothing, to survive temperature extremes.
      • Hunting other creatures for food.
      • Crafting tools for the above two.
      • Learning and transmitting knowledge ("The green berries are poison") that is not innate

      There are plenty of other reasons beyond those that you suggest. No creatures alive today hunt humans for food, although many kill us for other reasons.
    8. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Skreems · · Score: 1

      uh... well, for one thing, wolves don't hunt alone, so there's that. And I think you underestimate how quickly a wolf could knock you over and rip out your jugular. Wolves are freaking huge (think great dane) and vicious as hell, especially when hungry. We're tasty, pink, and soft by comparison.

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    9. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't really see a wolf attaking and killing, alone, a grown human male.

      Not to discount your point, but:

      1) You versus a wolf might win, but you wouldn't look too pretty.
      2) Wolves are pack hunters.

    10. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50-60 kilos ? OMG you've never been to America !

    11. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by joto · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Thing is... are we really that weak?

      Yes, surprisingly weak, in fact. A gorilla or chimpansee is a *lot* stronger, when compared to body size.

      I can't really see a wolf attaking and killing, alone, a grown human male.

      Well, that's because wolfs don't attack alone. Like us, they hunt in packs. But if you were to be attacked by a lone wolf sometime, I'd put my money on the wolf, unless you were armed or Conan the Barbarian.

      So in most climates we'd be at the top of the food chain, or close.

      I agree. And that's most likely because we are intelligent revengeful flock animals. Mess with a human, and you get killed by other humans. And if your species mess with humans repeatedly, you get extinct! But I think the GP was trying to give an explanation for how we achieved that position, not trying to describe the status quo.

      Man is man greatest enemy they say? It's true. Wars, competition for resources, competition for a mate, all lead to winners and loosers. If animals were our greatest problem, we'd all have fangs ;)

      But this is all about history or prehistory. The GP was talking about natural history, which is a bit before that...

    12. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by chivo243 · · Score: 1

      ever been eaten by a school of pirana?

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    13. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 0

      No creatures alive today hunt humans for food, although many kill us for other reasons.

      Does this mean you are under the deluded impression we are still evolving? If we are then the future of humanity is lost as the birthrate among successful intelligent and educated couple is far lower than the birthrate to single lazy state sponsored slags!

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    14. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever seen a wolf? You would get your ass kicked, trust me, one on one. And as others pointed out, it would never go down that way; you would be standing in a clearing thinking you were all alone in the world and you would look up surprised and see four or five beautiful silver wolves foaming at the mouth ready to pounce... you wouldn't really have time to think about much after that. One on one it would go down a little bit slower but trust me you are toast.

    15. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The problem with the whole social darwinism argument is it assumes that killing other things is automatically the main evolutionary "plus"... being able to kill members of another species may be useful in the grand scheme of things, but it hardly differentiates one species from another in terms of evolutionary potential. The dinosaurs were probably pretty incredible natural killers, but they didn't fare so well. We succeeded (so far) because we were able to provide for our own survival in many ways, not just by killing other species.

    16. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you (i.e. Modern man, and in the case of standard ./ poster probably slightly overweight, not too quick on their feet, not particularly physically strong) but a semi-feral primitive man would most likely be physically stronger, lighter and more agile. Different proposition altogether, especially when you consider that they would have no qualms about injuring and killing other creatures in the same way as most modern humans do.

    17. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by AliasMoze · · Score: 1

      >Does this mean you are under the deluded impression we are still evolving? If we are then the future of humanity is lost as the birthrate among successful intelligent and educated couple is far lower than the birthrate to single lazy state sponsored slags!

      Humans don't need body hair anymore and are slowly going bald, but conventional wisdom would say that women generally aren't attracted to bald guys. Just because we don't understand how the advantageous traits work their way into the gene pool doesn't mean evolution isn't working.

    18. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by michaelknauf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah um exactly what bird are we talking about here?

      The cassowary (australia and NZ) kills a few people each year by kicking them (it can weigh as much as 125 pounds and has very strong legs disemboweling or doing massive internal damage) as do Ostrich and Emu, and um Secretary birds are pretty large and carnivorous, but not big enough to attack humans.

      There was a man killed by Magpies in Australia Sept 2003 A ROGUE magpie has been captured and destroyed after fatally injuring one man and seriously injuring a tourist. A Mildura man, 74, received severe eye injuries when a local magpie swooped from trees in the Victorian town. The man, who collapsed after the attack, died on Tuesday night at Melbourne's Royal Eye and Ear Hospital. A South Korean tourist attacked by the same magpie was taken to hospital. Department of Sustainability and Environment officers destroyed the magpie. A coroner will investigate the man's death, the cause of which is still unknown. Some Magpies swoop during the spring nesting season. http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,71 72903^421,00.html

      and here:

      A grandmother died after a jackdaw nested in the chimney of her home, blocking the escape of poisonous carbon monoxide fumes from her fire, an inquest has heard.

      But modern birds hunting modern humans for food? (Don't leave your baby out where the eagles can get to him)

    19. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Without weapons we wouldnt have been on top of the food chain. Go try to take down a deer. Not fast enough to run it down, jaws arent large enough to deliver a killing bite, no claws to injure it, probably not enough strenth to break its neck. We are a weak species with crappy senses. Its a good thing we have thumbs. And also, wolves are probably a lot bigger than you think. They have teeth, claws, crushing jaws and are stronger and faster than you are. Maybe a human could take down a wolf with a lucky kick to the jaw or something, but you wouldnt walk away unscathed. Hell, people get mauled pretty bad by smaller breeds of dogs, much less pits and rotweilers, which are still quite a bit smaller than your average wolf.

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    20. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by WhyteRabbyt · · Score: 1

      [i]There is a rather large african bird that runs and pack hunts on the African plains even now. I'm sure that one of you will know the name of it, as it escapes me at the moment. It is quite feared in the regions it is known to inhabit because it currently has the rather uncomfortable habit of killing and eating members of our species.[/i]

      Ummm, did you watch 'Walking with Beasts' and think it was a real nature documentary?

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    21. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by michaelknauf · · Score: 1
      Got 2 for ya,

      Tigers (Malaysia and India)

      Crocodiles (Africa and Australia)

      Both think of us as a tasty snack

      Then there are the critters, Bears and Sharks for example that have occasionally eaten one or two of us but don't seem to mean it.. in the case of Great White Sharks, they seem to hit us in cases of mistaken identity often not bothering to eat any of the people they bite... I mean, let's face it, how is a swimmer or a dude on a surfboard gonna escape from a fully grown great white that wants to eat her?

    22. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by catahoula10 · · Score: 1

      In comment to: "No creatures alive today hunt humans for food, although many kill us for other reasons."

      While there are several species that will eat humans for lunch,
      Crocodiles,Alligators and the Anaconda will actually set a trap for its prey, including humans.

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    23. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      I thought humans were pack hunters too...

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    24. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are a looser.

      You know the only reason you even got modded up with this 8th grade level bullshit is because you are, or pretend to be, a female.

    25. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by raduf · · Score: 1



            Ok, I post something half asleep and I get 6 replays :). Now, let's see.

      1. I'm not talking about modern man, used to eating tv dinners. Think for a moment, if your *life*, and the life of your family would depend on your ability to hunt and defend from predators, and that from birth, how good would you get? Scary good, isn't it?

      2. Wolfes are small. Wolfes are chicken when alone. (in most cases anyways). Yes, they do hunt in packs but so do we. And I was only making a point that few large animals are actually a threat.

      3. We don't eat deer. We eat rabbit. Lot easyer to catch, cook, eat etc. (And btw, so do wolves).

      Yes, I was a bit off topic in respect to the parent post, but I always see us portrayed as small defenceless monkeys, and it simply isn't true. Hint on not beeing afraid of dogs: think who's taller and heavier. Of course if you try to bite them dogs win :) but that's because you're stupid, not because you can't fight dogs effectively (google a bit).
      Just don't mess with rotweilers and such... they're bred and trained to fight, you're bred and trained to program computers... not fair ;)

    26. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Inthewire · · Score: 1, Informative

      Deer can be, have been, and are walked down by humans. As a species we have superior endurance (on land) relative to most creatures. If a deer can be kept in sight, it can be caught. Deer are also small, and not particularly hard to kill

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    27. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      So in most climates we'd be at the top of the food chain, or close.

      I agree.

      What about all them little things we can't see? I'd say we slowly but surely losing that battle.

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    28. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I can't really see a wolf attaking and killing, alone, a grown human male. - silly puppy. Forget a wolf, try fighting off a German Shepherd with your bare hands, that would be a feat! Their skulls are strong. You can jump on it, stomp on it - it won't break. Their bodies and necks are very flexible, you would think you are holding it, but a moment from then its jaws will hold you by your hand or your leg or your neck. The pressure under those teeth is terrible, the teeth are sharp and pointy, they will inflict maximum damage, the kind you can do with a knife. They instinctively know where to bite you to do the worst - neck, face, crotch, hands, legs, torso. They don't just get tired and stop, they can go on and on and you can't outrun them for too long. They are faster, more agile, their senses are better, they can see and hear and smell you before you can. Their reaction time is easily 10 times better than yours. A wolf's reaction time is less than 1/100 of a second. And they don't stop even if you hurt them.

      Humans are weak in comparison to wolfs, even to dogs. No human can survive if more than 1 wolf attacks at the same time and the human has no weapons.

    29. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a "looser"???? Or when did "looser" become a noun????? Is this about birds - or loosers - WTF that is.....

    30. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by joto · · Score: 1
      1. I'm not talking about modern man, used to eating tv dinners. Think for a moment, if your *life*, and the life of your family would depend on your ability to hunt and defend from predators, and that from birth, how good would you get? Scary good, isn't it?

      Surely you would get better at it. But not in the same way that Conan the Barbarian would. You'd get wiser! Hunt smarter. Know what to eat! Know what to avoid! Ever looked at one of those programs on TV about aboriginals in Australia, or some forgotten tribe in Africa? I could probably kick one of those guys asses with little effort. But I sure wouldn't survive there!

      3. We don't eat deer. We eat rabbit. Lot easyer to catch, cook, eat etc. (And btw, so do wolves).

      Ever tried catching a rabbit? They have a tendency to avoid you, and they run a lot faster than you. It's not an easy catch at all!

      Heck, a human can run after a loose chicken for hours without catching it, and chickens are nowhere as agile as a rabbit! The only reason we are able to catch a rabbit is because we are smarter than it! And this is the same reason we are able to hunt most everything else (including bears, wolfes, elephants, snakes, crocodiiles, etc...)

      Hint on not beeing afraid of dogs: think who's taller and heavier. Of course if you try to bite them dogs win :) but that's because you're stupid, not because you can't fight dogs effectively (google a bit).

      You can't fight dogs effectively. You might be able to scare them away, but you'd loose if they wasn't so easily scared. Dogs have teeth, and they know how to use them. We haven't. If you want to fight a dog and win, you must be unfair. Use a bow or firearms from a safe distance, use a trap, or hunt the dog with a group of several armed people. Otherwise, you are going to get injured. Or use your psychological insight to avoid having the dog see you as a threat (or as meat). The last is obviously the most effective, and is why a single veterinary is able to poison thousands of dogs without being injured himself.

    31. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by mliikset · · Score: 1

      I have fought off large dogs, both through physical impacts (resulted in a broken-jawed doberman, asshole owners thought I should pay vet bills) and merely making lots of noise and threatening gestures. When a dog approaches you in a hostile manner, reach down like you are grabbing a rock, then straighten up, most dogs will increase their distance substantially. If you are willing to get bit, you can kill any canine. Consider their only effective weapons, when they bite down on a portion of your anatomy, they are as involved as they can get, and you still have three or four limbs to injure them with. You needn't fight a predator to the death, only until it is incapable or unwilling to risk greater injury killing you. Having said that, the Taung child was quite small, more comparable to a young bonobo than a modern human child.

    32. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No human can survive if more than 1 wolf attacks at the same time and the human has no weapons.

      Apparently you've never heard of Kung fu.

      A well trained martial artist has a lot better odds of fighting off a wolf pack than a 'normal' person afterall wolves are esentially looking to predate on the 'weak' a few good kicks at the soft spots (noses, bellies, etc) and the whole pack will run off long before either party has been dealt much damage.

      As a matter of fact, since wolves can smell fear, just the aura of confidence around the trained martial artist may prevent all but the most desperate wolf pack from doing anything at all. in fact wolves in general avoid the scent of humans (at least those from remote regions) as they consider humans to be a competive predator wolves that are in a wilderness area highly visited by humans might not be so overly cautious however.

    33. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by eclectro · · Score: 1

      bird that runs and pack hunts on the African plains even now. I'm sure that one of you will know the name of it, as it escapes me at the moment

      The Chicken Hawk???

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    34. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Arker · · Score: 1

      There is no such bird. You've been watching too much TV.

      And 'looser' is a a comparative adjective, not a noun. I suspect the word you are looking for is 'loser.'

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    35. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by HiThere · · Score: 1

      True, but there was this big climate change happening just then, and the forests were shrinking. Only so many folks would fit, and the rest had to find new territories ... and had to find new territories in circumstances they weren't at all well adapted to.

      I doubt that predation was exceptionally important before the climate shift, but among the groups forced into a new environment I think that it definitely was. Of course, there's a lot of question as to just what this new environment was. Some assert, with a bit of evidence, that it wasn't onto the plains, but into the surf. Probably it happened at all the edges, and the question is really which groups managed to survive. I can see a group on a stream bank that were already making most of their living from the water staying in place while the forests retreated except along the very bank, leaving them isolated and very vulnerable. But that doesn't mean it happened that way. There were probably also groups isolated on islands, and when the trees died, there weren't any large predators on the island, but they still had to adapt to living without trees. And there were certainly groups forced onto the expanding savannah. Which of these groups, though, survived? Perhaps some of all of them? But the "mitochondrial Eve" suggests that only a small population survived along the female line. (Doesn't say anything about the male line, that will require the history of the Y chromosome, which I don't know to have been done yet.)

      So until we can figure out which group(s) were our ancestors, we don't know what was important. Still... most primitive groups of humans live alongside water when they can. For modern humans we can explain this by commenting about boats and river traffic, but that doesn't work as well for very primitive (pre-tool using?) people. But perhaps boats are much older than expected? Well, that's another argument that people generally lived alongside the water.

      I propose that the first invention of humanity was the stockade or house. It may have been much like a Kraal, but it couldn't have required the use of cords, as people weren't yet hunters of any note. It was the defensive replacement to a tree. (Yes, caves were also important, but it's so difficult to find a good one just where you want to live.) Clubs and spears, etc. come after that. Possibly several steps after that. The primitive "brass knuckle" was probably earlier. (I.e., grab a conveniently sized
      rounded stone.) This later evolved into the hand-axe, but that wasn't the first step.

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    36. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It can happen, but the wolf would probably prefer to avoid it if he could. But if the chance appeared, and he was sufficiently desperate (possibly hungry, possibly provoked), then I can believe it could easily happen. A guard dog will occasionally take down an alert adult human male, so there's no reason to believe that a wolf couldn't.

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    37. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well there was this report of a hunter in Africa who was jumped by a pair of leopards a few decades ago. He was taken by surprise, and couldn't reach his gun. So he picked up one leopard by it's tail and beat the other to death with it.

      Mind you, this happens so rarely that it was news at the time, and I haven't heard of it happening since. Still, it's an indication that a human in good condition is a dangerous prey. Lions, bears, and tigers didn't have much to worry about from us until we developed projectile weapons, but anything much smaller ... well, either they were pack hunters, or they tended to avoid us. At least as adults. (Not leopards, particularly, as they depend on [or at least try for] a surprise attack, with the prey dead before it knows enough to resist. And that implies another group of predators...those that we could defeat or badly injure if we knew they were about to attack, but which surprise us. (And then there's microbes, fungi, and viruses, O My.)

      But against macro level predators, we are quite near the top. But even elephants travel in herds, and we didn't approach being as dangerous to attack as an elephant until after the invention of ground stone. (Even now it's safer to attack a human by surprise than to attack an elephant. The danger is that he might be armed, and not be surprised.)

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    38. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Having run after a loose chicken, I call B.S. I caught that chicken within 5 minutes. The secret is you DON'T run. You walk slowly. And you back it into a corner without it noticing. This is easy, as chickens are stupid. Bird-brained might be the appropriate phrase.

      And when you reach down to grab it, you do that slowly to, until the last moment. Pretend to be doing something else. Perhaps something that will feed it. (Of course, I fed those chickens every day, which might have given me an advantage, but my uncle didn't have any more trouble than I did, and he'd never seen THOSE chickens before.)

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    39. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to things like Makalala or Phororhacos, or other African "Terror-birds" (and not modern ostriches :-p). He's wrong though about then "even now" part; I can't think of a single example of a carnivorous, pack-hunting, man-eating, flightless bird in Africa. If you are curious about the concept though, google for "terror birds", "african cryptid" or "cryptid bird" or "cryptozoology predatory bird". By definition though these animals are rare, extinct (google Titanis walleri or Argentavis Magnificens, relatively recent -- epoch-wise -- man-killing birds), misidentified or mythical.

      Man-eating/primate-eating birds are not far-fetched (they certainly existed as late as 2 million years ago, the time we're talking about in the article and whatnot). Here's the dueling wikipedia link: Terror birds are scarier than ostriches (link text for search engine fun).

      Anyhow, just a drive-by comment with some assumptions as to what was being talked about. Cheers.

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    40. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by groman · · Score: 1

      A doberman can rip out your throat in less time than you can even think "loud noises". The reason you can fight off dogs is because dogs are socially confrontational, and will back down rather than risk it. Plus, domestic dogs not trained to fight are not comparable to wolves. There's no part of your anatomy that a sole wolf will go for other than the throat. It won't bite your sleeve and pull like in those dog training videos. There'll be a growl, a stare down, and the wolf will either back down (probably) or you will be dead (unlikely). Honestly, I don't think there is a wild animal over 50lbs that I would mess with and expect not to get severely hurt.

    41. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by pkphilip · · Score: 1

      People went from being hunter gatherers to nomadic farmers who used a slash and burn type of farming where they cleared parts of forests by cutting down trees and burning them. They then cultivated that area for a season before moving onto a new area. You can still see this happening in different parts of the world - in South America, in parts of India.

      It is only much later that people started re-cultivating the same land; once they became familiar with stuff like crop rotation.

      So talking about plains - most plains were formed when forests were cut down or swamps were cleared by humans. That is to say that it was a result of people clearing forests and not because they were driven out of it. So in that sense, I don't believe humans were necessarily losers.

    42. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Wolves are freaking huge (think great dane) and vicious as hell, especially when hungry.

      And that is nothing more than a crock of Hollywood horseshit. Wolf predation on human beings is *extremely* rare; in fact, there is no record of *any* human deaths due to wolf attack in North America - EVER. Of the very few recorded cases in other parts of the world, the vast majority were conducted by lone wolves suffering from rabies.

      Humans aren't wolf prey - never have been. At some point in the very distant past wolves came to the conclusion that tangling with humans was an extremely bad idea and have avoided doing it whenever possible. As far as we can tell, this has been true for at least 50,000 years or so, and probably far, far longer.

      Stories of wolf attacks are 99% bullshit. Just Hollywood and game industry lies, nothing more, coupled with the hysteria of ignorant city folk afraid of their own shadows.

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    43. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      You can't fight dogs effectively

      Bullshit. Sure you can, if the dog doesn't take you by surprise. Assuming that you aren't a small woman or a child. There are just two things you have to remember:

      a) you're going to get hurt. When the dog attacks, let the bugger clamp down on your arm, which it'll do if that's the target in front of it. While your arm is likely fucked (especially with a big dog) it's far better than having it get a hold of your balls, or abdomen, or worse - neck.

      b) once the dog is attached to your arm, bear it down, grab its skull, and bash it into something hard and nasty - the ground if you have no other option. Never, ever let go! This one's for keeps, boys and girls; don't let the dog get another chance. Keep pounding that fucking canines head until it cracks like an eggshell and its brains ooze out all over the ground. Until that happens the contest ain't over.

      After that, go call the hospital before you bleed out from your mangled arm. Better yet, go call the hospital, then get your shotgun and shoot the fucking dog in what's left of its head, just to make sure.

      According to statistics, dogs very rarely manage to kill grown men. Most human kills are either surprise attacks (especially in the case of pit bulls and rotweilers), or attacks on children - or sometimes small women. In human-dog confrontations the dog loses almost every time.

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    44. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Chill, man. I never said wolves make a habit of attacking humans... I said that in a fight between a human and a wolf, the wolf would probably win.

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    45. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by quizzicus · · Score: 1

      Ahem... evolution doesn't necessarily mean that a species will become "better" ar "more advanced" from a subjective human point of view. If the scum of the earth are indeed having more children (and more of them survive until breeding age), then they are actually more fit from a short-term evolutionary standpoint.

    46. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by CFTM · · Score: 1

      A mastiff could rip your throat out. More over, we are comparatively week. If you compare our strength to the cat family, it's about a ten to one ratio. IE a 10 lbs cat = 100 lbs human.

      We are very very very weak and fragile. But we got big brains and occasionally the NFL football players of the world are born ... at 6'7'' 330 lbs I think we can be classified as fairly mamoth but still weak.

    47. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Actually, about six-seven months ago some grandfather in I believe the Sudan killed a leopard by ripping its tongue out. It attacked him and I think his grandson and without thinking he just reached in and ripped it out.

    48. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by CFTM · · Score: 1

      And seriously, how good do you think a surfer would really taste? By and large their very wiry and lean, not exactly good eating material. Maybe if some of us here on slashdot got out in the water the great whites would like it a bit more, kinda like a nice veal ;)

    49. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      (Doesn't say anything about the male line, that will require the history of the Y chromosome, which I don't know to have been done yet.)
      I believe that it has and the Y-chromosomal Adam is much younger. I have also seen references to similar research done on the patrilineal Judaic priesthood lineages (the Levites, who often have the family name Cohen?) showing a very small cluster of genotypes.
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    50. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Sorry, more on the Levites at Y-chromosomal Aaron (linked from the original article).

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      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
    51. Re:Happened Then...Happens Now by will_die · · Score: 1

      The no deaths in North America to wildwolves changed last November. Up in Canada some student was killed by a wild wolves while out in a forest. There have been more deaths from captive wolves.
      However the basis for fear is not just thoses ones you mentioned, the main thing is the passing down of europian stories, like little red ridding hood and others. In Europe you did have a large number of attacks from wolves in the far past. In one area of France you even have records of over 60 deaths in the 1760s.

  29. Ever heard of Terror Birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's not what this article is talking about, but there's no doub that some birds at least have hunted larger mammals:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terror_bird

    And there's at least a little evidence that some very large predator-birds existed in South America much more recently than that.

  30. Overlords by truckaxle · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I would guess that this is probably the original origin of the "overlord" cliche.

    Some little pip-squeak sitting around the communal fire, 2-million years ago trys to be cool and impress his commrades by announcing "I for one welcome our new avian menance overlords" Snicker snicker snicker. After months of repeating this phase with multiple variations his brained cracked skullcase somehow ended in the fire pit.

  31. This is nothing new by Ikoma+Andy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got chicks following me everywhere I go.

    1. Re:This is nothing new by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      This is funny for multiple reasons.

  32. KFC by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Kentucky-Fried Chicken: Primate's ultimate finger-licken' revenge.

  33. oh noes!!11! by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

    the birds are coming to get me!!!

    What's that you say? Homo sapiens? * phew * I thought you said HOBO sapiens. You /. editors need to be more sensitive to us Hobo Sapiens.

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    blah blah blah
  34. I, for one. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new Hitchcock overlord.

  35. Haast Eagle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Haast egale, now extinct was the worlds largest eagle and is believed to have hunted people as recently as 800 years ago... Cant be bothered looking for a link, do your own research.

  36. self defence from long ago by dartarrow · · Score: 1

    ..when one begins to think about the evolutionary impact that this may have had on humans


    In defence, we developed killer mohawks

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    I love humanity, it is people I hate
  37. I know it's cliche, but... by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

    I guess that missing link is for the birds... Hahaha...stupid birds lost the evolutionary battle. Too bad, so sad...mwuhahaha

  38. The speed of gene spreading by dybdahl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A good indicator, of how fast the best genes spread, is the story of Gengis Khan. According to a recent investigation in 2003, Djengis Khan's Y-chromosome is now carried by 16 million males in asia. Since these chromosomes are only given by fathers to sons, this 16 million multiplication of his genes in 800 years is quite remarkable. If he had superior genes then, he wouldn't have it as much today.

    1. Re:The speed of gene spreading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Djengis Khan's Y-chromosome is now carried by 16 million males in asia. ... If he had superior genes then, he wouldn't have it as much today.

      So what you're saying is, you're longing for the "good old days?"
      Memo to /.: Keep an eye on this "dybdahl" character. Or welcome him, if you 're not tired of that gag yet.

    2. Re:The speed of gene spreading by zephc · · Score: 1
      Is that a gene specific to his Y chromosome that was not found in any of his ancestors? I think it's more likely that Genghis Khan simply shared the same gene that was preexisting in many men, and has made it to 16M men in Asia today.

      E.g.
      common ancestor -> GK -> some men today from the set of 16M
                                  - - - - -> other men from the set of 16M
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      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
  39. Correcting some misconceptions by bturtle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Noticed quite a few posts about imagined giant doom-birds swooping down to attack cave people, so I thought I'd mention a few things.

    First of all, the Taung baby was not a modern human. (Ausralopithecines are bipedal, but closer to apes than to modern humans apart from that). An adult averaged between 65 and 90 lbs., depending on gender.

    Second of all, they're talking about a child. It would be tiny, and the idea of something that small being attacked by a larger predatory bird doesn't seem that far-fetched. No need for Mothra.

    1. Re:Correcting some misconceptions by painQuin · · Score: 1

      As long as there is a japan, there will always be a need for Mothra.

      --
      A guilty conscience means at least you've got one.
    2. Re:Correcting some misconceptions by DocLandolt · · Score: 1

      Agreed...

      If you've never seen a pack of turkey vultures take down a young cow, I highly recommend it...apparently it happens quite a bit (has happened several times on my buddy's dairy farm)...and it's quite a site!

  40. Humans were much smaller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    People forget humans were much smaller in the good old days. Men weren't 150lbs. Male proto-humans might weight 70lbs and females much less. So the birds are really going after prey in the same weight class.

  41. I dunno by promethean_spark · · Score: 1

    When I go out jogging, I feel a natural fear of mountain lions and the like, but not birds. In fact I feel pretty capable of kicking a birds butt. If pre-humans were hunted by birds I think that'd mean that we at least figured out how to hold our own. We are talking about africans here, who were in the stone age until what, the 1800s?

    1. Re:I dunno by hairyface · · Score: 1

      Don't extrapolate from your individual experience. When I go walking with my guinea pig, I have a terrific fear of chickens attacking me - and this despite the fact I always have a solid stick at hand (attached to my zimmer frame) for self defence.

    2. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll abandon you in the middle of the serengeti and see how effective your survival methods are vs the "stone age" natives and their bushcraft, medicines and hunting equipment.. I dont think they were in the stone ages, just supremely adapted to their environment..

  42. Things change... by like-it-or-not · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    This was like, what, over a million years ago?
    Get over it!

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    dubito ergo sum
  43. Funny that I should read a story like this... by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...when not three hours ago I finished watching Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" with my family.

    -:sigma.SB

    P.S. I didn't read the other comments before posting; this will probably be modded Redundant.

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    THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM
  44. What bird?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Packs of carnivorous birds eating modern humans? Never heard of it. Neither has google.

  45. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new cranium smashing bird overlords

  46. Re: Africans in stone age until 1800s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > We are talking about africans here, who were in the stone age until what, the 1800s?

    Oh for God's sake: Great Zimbabwe, Zanzibar, all of North Africa (Phoenicians, Egypt)...

  47. Age? by Descalzo · · Score: 1

    Did I miss something? I don't recall reading the child's age. How do we know it wasn't an infant. The skull in the photo looks pretty small. You wouldn't need a bird bigger than what we have around today, would you?

    --
    I cried real tears when Li Mu Bai died.
  48. Re:Thicker bones - nope by anonymo · · Score: 1

    In opposite: human skull is less protected than monkey skulls: the human brain will grove after birth because the bones did not merged yet. But the monkey skull is already completely locked at birth, no further development will occure. Thus a human skull was/is an easier target.
    This vulnerability could be a disadvantage in the beginning but soon developing a bigger brain became an advantage,
    We can see in nature that vultures and other praying birds hunt weak/sick animals. Probably they did it with humans too and as I recall there were similar report from wars that birds prayed wounded humans still living but unable to defend themselves.

    The question could be how many of these weakened human (child) were already dead but imho a seriously weakened person was in that times practically dead anyway. Attack from any animal bird or not just would speed up the process. There were a lot of animals that prayed humans when an opportunity was given. Even today hypopotamus, crocodile, tiger etc. are taking humans.

    Actually this news should not been such a big news except for urbans never entering the "jungle out there".

  49. Still happening to this day ! by steveoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Im so glad that somreone has had the guts to step forward and talk about this problem, since its still happening to this very day, and possibly because of the awful nature of this situation, it remains a deep and unspoken taboo.

    Look up in the sky on any given day - and behold the clouds, the blue skies, the sunshine ... and the circling sillouettes of those predators of the sky. Their beady eyes ever watchful for an opportunity to swoop and claim their victims from amongst the innocent below.

    It was only weeks ago that I was having a picnic by the river with my girlfriend and her 2 gorgeous children. Many other families were there as well, happy, laughing, breathing the fresh air and revelling in the sunshine. During this blissfull experience, I couldnt help but notice the sight of a pack of ibises chasing a young child of about 3 years old. The child was wailing in terror, and the ibises eventually cornered the victim in the reeds, tripped him over, and began to peck greedily at his flesh. The child's wailing died down to the replaced only by the squelching sounds of torn flesh.

    Whilst this awful scenario unfolded, everyone - including the child's parents, seemed to be totally oblivious to this horror. Countless generations of conditioning have left humankind in a position where we turn a blind eye to the sadistic excesses of our avian overlords.

    "Oh my - arnt the ants bad today !" explaimed my girlfriend. Yes, the ants were out in small numbers, but the shocking fact is that she made this statement as an ibis trotted triumphantly past us, dragging a ropey length of some unnamed human organ from its most recent victim - that cornered child !. This march of triumph was conducted in full view of everyone present - however it seems that acknowledging this sight was soooo clearly taboo that it remained blocked in the minds of the observers. I cannot forget the blazing triumph in the eyes of that Ibis, nor the mocking grin sculpted permanently onto its beak !

    And yesterday - queuing up in the local bank branch to deposit some cheques - there were at least a dozen people in the queue, all waiting patiently for service. Whilst things proceeded quickly enough, a few people were heard to mutter jokingly how they thought that the bank could afford to put on some more staff to speed up the level of service. A valid complaint perhaps ..... BUT .. during the 5 minutes that I was in that queue, the ceiling in the building was smashed inwards by the razor sharp talons of a spiteful Hawk and its over-grown mate. The evil pair of them fell down onto the head of an old lady, wantonly ripped at her eyes, and then dragged her off towards the exit. At the door waiting for them was a flock of gleeful vultures .. ready to make fast on this unexpected feast.

    Walking out of the bank, people continued about their business and even stepped over the grisly remains of the old lady - AS IF SHE WASNT THERE, AND AS IF THEY HAD NOT SEEN A THING. Smiling to themselves, they remembered the worst thing at the bank being the not-so-bad wait for service.

    The deeds of birds remain blocked in our minds.

    WHY ?

    1. Re:Still happening to this day ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! damn right those avian bastards.

    2. Re:Still happening to this day ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have a severe mental disorder. I recommend going to a qualified medical professional before a bird gets you.

    3. Re:Still happening to this day ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was that about ants?

    4. Re:Still happening to this day ! by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      "Wise and cruel was The Bird..."

      - Robert Heinlein, The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag

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      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
  50. It just makes you wonder by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    how humans are gonna be treated by cows in a few thousand years.... and I, for one, welcome our bovine over...

    THWACK! THWACK!!

    hey, man, cut it out. I'm Hindu, you insensitive clod!

  51. Holy Shit, That Explains It by AliasMoze · · Score: 2, Funny

    That totally explains my tendency to run and swat everytime a giant eagle starts clawing at my skull. I thought it was just me, but I guess it's instinct.

    1. Re:Holy Shit, That Explains It by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      yeah, that's why they got rid of the eagle on the backs of the new quarters

  52. Torture instead of "attacks"? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    The Catherine Wheel was a product of the middle ages, especially popular in Germany. The victim's limbs were crushed with blunt objects. His (or her) still-living remains were subjected to the wheel. This meant the mangled arms and legs were threaded through the spokes. The wheel was then hoisted into the air using a long pole. Hungry vultures and crows picked at the body. Death came slowly.

    So in conclusion, Homo Sapiens used torture?

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    I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
  53. Re:Eagles hunted MODERN MAN by StonePiano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Pouakai, or Haast eagle of New Zealand was hunted to extinction by the Maori. But before it lost this battle, it also hunted humans.
    http://www.nzbirds.com/birds/haasteagle.html

  54. Russian Reversal! by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Birds hunt you!

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    "Hello 911? I just tried to toast some bread, and the toaster grew an arm and stabbed me in the face!"
  55. bird flu reported in turkey by Mugros · · Score: 1

    ... well ... the irony

  56. hahah by ikea5 · · Score: 1

    now,.... who's laughing now birdie?! MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  57. Can't believe nobody already did this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Do the chickens have large talons?"

  58. Not suprising... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    It doesnt seem that farfetched to me that a species of eagle with a 12" wingspan (largest flying bird ever was more than twice that) would prey on children or even small adults untill we were quick enough with spears and smart enough with tactics to turn the tables.

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  59. It's Gondwana... by Nine99 · · Score: 1

    ...you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:It's Gondwana... by rdoger6424 · · Score: 1

      Touché.

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      "Hello 911? I just tried to toast some bread, and the toaster grew an arm and stabbed me in the face!"
  60. In prehistoric russia .. by trashyspaceman · · Score: 1

    In prehistoric russia birds eat you! -matt

  61. OMG MY BIrds! by Kranfer · · Score: 0

    I guess I should fear my big ass parrots... ::cowers in a corner as they say "HELLO" to him:: hehe

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    -- Josh
    "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me!" - Pete Conrad
  62. Mandatory post by odie_q · · Score: 1

    I for one am glad we are rid our avian overlords.

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    ...ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
  63. Will hunger drive any species to attack another? by Wonderkid · · Score: 1
    Think about this. When you are hungry, really hungry, like you feel after some physical activity, and you MUST eat something NOW. You get aggressive (Check), your eyes stare in all directions scouting for something edible (Check), you will even eat what you don't normally like, such as brussels sprouts, anchovy pizza or licorice candy (Check!) Consider what humans did when suffering from not just extreme hunger, but the instinctive need to survive after the Andes air crash and Donner 'party'. So, you're a hungry bird, who needs energy to continue to fly, and if you spot something warm and tasty down below, you're going to (try) and disable it, before tucking in. What I'm saying here is that, is this really surprising? Would today's birds attack us if their regular sources of convenient nourishment vanished? (Watch Hitchock's The Birds for a frightening scenario!) It's just fortunate our largest birds are far smaller than those from prehistoric times. Anyway, our evolutionary intelligence means we have heat seaking missiles, so, we can always fight back.

    "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth."

    --

    O'WONDERWe're working on it.

  64. Use wikipedia, you insensitive clod! by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_eagle

    The wikipedia article gives no indication humans were hunted by it, in fact it says humans hunted it and it's food to extinction.

  65. Well shit by Tedium+Unleased · · Score: 1

    everybody knows when you go back to the Taung skill you'll find cuts behind the eye sockets.

  66. Some theories on human burial rituals by omnirealm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe human death rituals (e.g. burial, burning, leaving to vultures) got started because they ensured predators didn't profit from the death of the victim.

    In Pascal Boyer's book, Religion Explained, he suggests that burial rituals may have formed for a variety of reasons. One idea is that burial rituals mark a transition between two states of being, since our human free agent inference system in our brains still think of the corpse as somehow still possessing an attribute of human-ness. In that way, burials can be viewed in the same light as other rite-of-passage rituals like baptism or marriage.

    Another theory is that mentioned by the parent poster, in that dangerous scavangers are less likely to come near the clan looking for dead bodies to eat. The problem with that idea is that early humans were nomadic foragers, which would make it easy for them to avoid such an invasion. And then why do these early burials involve such unnecessary components as flowers, aligned horns, or tools? Furthermore, it would seem that risks of infection from a decaying body would present a more compelling reason to dispose of the body (burial, burning, ingesting by a spiritual specialist, etc.).

    Death rituals are likely to stem from the natural human disposition that something must be done. I could go on for several more paragraphs, but this diversion has gone on far enough; those who would like to more fully investigate the phenomenon of burial should read chapter 6 of Boyer's book.

    Onto the subject of being preyed upon by birds -- Joseph Campbell talks about experiments wherein scientists draw a wood cutout of a hawk on a string across a chicken pen. The chicks will scurry for cover when that happens. When the scientists drew the hawk across the pen backwards, the chicks did not react. Campbell identified this behavior as an innate releasing mechanism (IRM). It is somewhat like a hard-wired circuit in the brains of these animals that evolved through the selection pressure of millions of years of being hunted by hawks. Other posters have mentioned that perhaps that is why we are so fascinated by dragons and what not in our mythological tales. We have an inference system in our brains that is wired to evoke a stronger emotive response to the image of a big bird-like creature, and hence that leads to the adoption of the bird meme in the images of our culture.

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    1. Re:Some theories on human burial rituals by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I'd like to propose that burial rituals could result from how distressing it is to see the remains of your loved one slowly decaying, being gnawed away, etc. The only alternative that made sense would be to burn the remains. And as it turns out, that is the other common death ritual.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    2. Re:Some theories on human burial rituals by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1
      it would seem that risks of infection from a decaying body would present a more compelling reason to dispose of the body (burial, burning, ingesting by a spiritual specialist, etc.).
      If you bury the corpse soon enough, it presents little more risk of infection than a living body does, if at all.
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    3. Re:Some theories on human burial rituals by bjs555 · · Score: 0

      Simpler burial explanation: rotting corpses smell bad.

  67. Now we can understand that by smchris · · Score: 1

    agoraphobia _is_ an adaptive behavior.

  68. There was a public awareness campaign by VampireByte · · Score: 1

    Haven't we all seen these
    posters plastered everywhere?

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    Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.

  69. I believe it by QAChaos · · Score: 1

    when my girlfriends parrot get jealous it also does a slow flight around my head and then takes the plunge into the back of my neck....and I also start screeching like a mad monkey...just to fullfil my primal duties

  70. Damage Pre- or Postmortem? by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    The article didn't say much about the damage or how it was ascertained that it was not a postmortem marking from scavangers. (Ever see a big buzzard chow down on a carcass? They tear the crap out of it). They also steal from each other carting off verious pieces (like the skull). Say monkeys (or some pre-humanoid critter with an unpronounceable name) had some ritual where they were creeped out by the dead still eyes of the recently departed--what if they liked to poke 'em out with some stoney object they made/found? Or maybe The Falconer set the steely talons of Donald upon his mortal enemy--the pre-humanoid critter with an unpronounceable name, feasted upon his worm monkey brains, and thus, drove him to extinction!

    Science like this begins where you assume something is true and you run with the theory--and if you can't find any evidence that goes against your theory, everyone congratulates you on your brilliant discovery. Perhaps a new technique down the road will prove this one wrong like this one refutes the sabor tooth tiger mauling. I think the damage could have easily been done postmortem by scavangers--unless they can prove otherwise with necropsy details. Although, with a 2 million year old cold case, it's anyone's guess.

    CSI: Pliocene Epoch

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    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
    1. Re:Damage Pre- or Postmortem? by Anthony+Liguori · · Score: 1

      The article didn't say much about the damage or how it was ascertained that it was not a postmortem marking from scavangers

      A bird of prey swooping at full speed, claw first on the top of the head, is going to suggest it was the source of death. That sort of crushing blow would be hard to deliver if the person was dead (and presumably on the ground). Not to mention, what's the point after death of delivering such a blow?

      Yes, its speculation, and can never be proven, but that's the basis of a lot of science.

    2. Re:Damage Pre- or Postmortem? by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      Maybe these little cavemen were slingshotting birds of prey at their enemies? Don't you watch the Flintstones :-)

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      I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  71. Predatation dynamics by redelm · · Score: 1
    All predators have to eat fairly frequently (~weekly) in spite of evolving feast-or-famine metabolisms and energy reserves. Nevermind their prey, they cannot afford to run significant risk of crippling injury during their predatation. That's why prey are helpless. If they had a chance, they wouldn't be stable, suitable prey.

    Raptor attacks would [rein]force hominids into social bands. Even stoning would be an unacceptible risk to the fragile wings. So raptors would only attack out of absolute panic starvation/desparation.

    1. Re:Predatation dynamics by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I personally think raptor predation would be limited to smaller weaker isolated hominids, basically opportunistic kills. However, I beg to differ on the at least weekly statement - that should be limited to warm blooded creatures only - many cold blooded animals need so much less nourishment that they can eat biweekly or monthly and suvive easily.

  72. Chickens? by antdude · · Score: 1

    How about giant chickens? :P

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  73. Big Bird's a Bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always had the suspicion that Big Bird was just as evil as Bert, but preying on young children...

  74. I find your views intriguing by bobamu · · Score: 1

    But your monthly newsletter must be pretty whack

  75. if this is true.... by jimfinity · · Score: 1

    how come humans don't run around like crazy whenever a raptor shadow passes over like chickens do?

  76. In Soviet Russia... by 404notfound · · Score: 1

    ... Birds eat you!

  77. Big birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Bigbird hunted kids. Who woulda thought.

  78. Five pound toddlers by John+Hawks · · Score: 1
    The ancestor we are talking about was from two million years ago. It was a tree-swinging ape. The two year old probably weighed five pounds.

    Remember that chimpanzees and other apes develop faster than humans. Although the adults were a bit less in mass than living people (35 - 45 kg instead of 55 - 70), the toddlers would have been either about the same or slightly more for their age than living humans. My 2-year-olds are 30 pounds.

    --John
    1. Re:Five pound toddlers by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Again, these creatures are not humans, nor chimpanzees, nor any other modern ape. The article mentions the Tuang child skull, which is thought to be an Australopithecus Afarensis. While it's not a tree swinging ape, is still pretty petite.

      The article has an image of a modern raptor of the alleged raptor-pecked skull. The skull fits comfortably in one grown man's hand. My unscientific guess is that the owner of the skull weight probably 20-30 pounds at the time of death. Remember, if this is an immature mammal, the skull is going to be disproportionatly large in comparison to the body.

      This article claims that "Height varied between about 107 cm (3'6") and 152 cm (5'0")." It also says that "The finger and toe bones are curved and proportionally longer than in humans, but the hands are similar to humans in most other details (Johanson and Edey 1981). Most scientists consider this evidence that afarensis was still partially adapted to climbing in trees, others consider it evolutionary baggage." If this animal did get around in trees, espcially to escape, it would have to be fairly slender and acrobatic in order for this to be a successful strategy.

      So hopefully now we are talking about the actual predated animal, not modern humans or chimpanzees.

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
  79. Swooping for feast by John+Hawks · · Score: 1
    RTFA... They didn't carry them off. They pierced the skull, circled waiting for death, then swooped back down to feast.

    The problem with that hypothesis is that it doesn't explain the accumulation of lots of eagle-eaten monkeys in a single cave. Transport does explain it, but then you have to figure out how they moved the hominid. I myself think that the swooping and eating hypothesis is more likely, but it isn't how the hypothesis came to be.

    --John
  80. Are there really giant birds like that? by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 1

    Farnsworth: No, no. That was all just special effects! Now let's have breakfast. I hope everyone likes eggs.

  81. One thing is for certain... by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1
    ...there is no stopping them; the quotes will soon be here.

    I, for one, welcome this new variation on the "I, for one, welcome our new {x} overlords". And I'd like to remind /. readers that as a trusted moderater, I can be helpful in modding up other variations to the effect that more /. readers are made to toil over such musings in their underground sugar caves.

  82. Sorry, obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new avian overlords?

  83. Dangerous birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been swooped by magpies before, they are deadly accurate and hurt like blazes and oh yes, they aim for the head. They just act territorially when they are nesting.

    I've also seen emus act in a pretty intimidating way, and cassowarys attack people when nesting. Many other birds will also take you on when nesting, they can be absolutely fearless when aroused and size is no matter...

    If we were substantially smaller I'd totally believe we could be prey for large birds. Or if not prey targets as we tried to steal their eggs.

  84. weapons of choice by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 1
    Did our stone weapons suffice for protecting us from such large aerial predators or was it not until bronze weapons that we were specialized enough to protect ourselves?

    A good club would suffice as it is difficult to hit a flying eagle with a spear or arrow. Then again my archery skills were mediocre even after years of practice, but I have seen good archers and few could hit a flying bird of prey.

    I am sometimes surprised that large birds seldom attack humans and other large animals today. Being an outdoorsman I have seen eagles close up and can tell you that there were a couple which were unbelievably huge. One had a head as large as a small dog's. At that moment you realize if an animal like that decided to hunt peple, it could.

    On the flip side, a native friend once described to me how men in his tribe used to have themselves buried in dirt or sand with only their hands sticking out. Between their hands a friend would place fish remains to bait eagles. And then they waited, hours upon end, often unsuccessfully. As soon as one would alight the hunter would grab for its legs and if successful, burst up out of the ground and kill the animal with his bare hands.

    Maybe the eyes of dead human corpses are merely a delicacy among scavenger birds or some other scavenger that left similar markings?

    Good call, many animals enjoy eating eyes.

  85. Eagles aren't very durable. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    Eagles don't hunt humans because they're not durable enough to reliably survive the encounter.

    The largest known species of eagle (now extinct) weighed in at under 30 pounds. The largest eagles in North America today weigh in at about fifteen pounds, under seven percent of which is extra-light hollow bone. Very large, but very light. Not very resistant to being turned into an Eagle Pretzel by an unarmed human because cause light, hollow bones are not well designed to cope with blunt force trauma.

    Eagles are highly-evolved killing machines, but they're literally nowhere near our weight class-- under 15% of even adolescent human body weight, and with less than half of the bone mass per pound. *SNAP*

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    1. Re:Eagles aren't very durable. by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      "We have to go forth and crush every world view that doesn't believe in tolerance and free speech." - David Brin "We have to go forth and crush every bird of prety that doesn't believe in tollerence and nopredation of homo sapiens"

  86. Too bad they weren't hunted to extinction by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    A lot of my problems would be gone today.

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  87. Bah by air · · Score: 1

    I sleep with the demon duck of doom.

  88. Tend to your bird tables by 99luftballon · · Score: 1

    Be nice to birdies, one day they might come for you again...

  89. P.S.: by HiThere · · Score: 1

    A bit of clarification. I'm not counting adventitious use as invention. Yes, clubs date WAY back, in the sense of adventitious use. I.e., grab any convenient branch at hand and use it to beat with (or, in another metaphor, the thighbone of an antelope [or the jawbone of an ass]). But it's not a tool invention in my sense unless you select it for performance (possibly adapting it for improved performance) and retain it. Thus a boy may select a good skipping stone, but I wouldn't count it as a tool unless after selecting it he retained it for future use.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  90. I had a goose peck at my shoelace once. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    Not much has changed.

    1. Re:I had a goose peck at my shoelace once. by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      I was attacked by a pheasant.

  91. Birds of Prey or non-nuclear fusion (mc2=E)? by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
    Hi. I believe the heavy flying reptile whatchamacallits were in the first place able to fly because the Earth's Mass was smaller; less Gravity. So as space dust/meteors/alien craft continued falling from the sky, & then all that water falling on Noah's boat you know, added to the Earth's Mass and the flying monsters lost their advantage.

    We today are being in danger from their remains > the crude oil. What we could do to slow the greenhouse effect would be to discover a few engines that use fuels that don't pollute this planet.

    http://free.seekon.com/NonNuclearFusionEngines/ .

    Or, there's always Plan B >
    Learn how-to control the weather
    http://www.newpath4.com/WorldwideClimateEngineMsg. htm

    And if all that effort isn't good enough
    we need to -Plan C- order lots of CASKETS.
    http://www.newpath4.com/skyisfallingendoftheworldp rocessexplainedindetail06062006.htm

    You mentioned possibility of a plague? A lot of people think
    the plague has already started on http://www.newpath4.com/ .

  92. Can't resist by volpe · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our old avian overlords.

  93. Maybe this is why we eat so much chicken? by Auri · · Score: 1

    Human-eating birds - let's eat 'em! :) Yum, yum - this is why everything tastes like chicken - Nature's revenge! :) Best, Auri Rahimzadeh Author, Hacking the PSP www.hackingpsp.com

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  94. Yeah there's that by aztektum · · Score: 1

    Or Grandma Ugh started to stink up the cave, so they buried her out back.

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  95. It's not even universal by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    Not all societies bury their dead. Humans are notorious for having diverse, and perverse, behaviour. Northern Europeans once, and not that long ago either, would lay their dead out in the open to be devoured as carrion. But I'd say that generally yes the dead are buried.

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    1. Re:It's not even universal by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      I think this was a response to the ground being too hard and frozen to bury the dead and not wanting bodies to pile up all winter...

    2. Re:It's not even universal by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about a "dig" around an English hill fort where they found the same practice. But your suggestion makes a lot of sense, maybe even then it was a hangover from colder times or colder places the people had migrated from.

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  96. Not news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't news. I presented this theory to ANTH 101 students four years ago.

  97. What about... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    The Terror Bird. It was around at the same time as early man.

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    1. Re:What about... by bar-agent · · Score: 1
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      i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
  98. The owls are not what they seem. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    The owls are not what they seem.

    Is that you, Diane?

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