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  1. choice of passwords on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 1
    Maybe the "technician" set the password to "liberal" for the Democrats and "conservative" for the Republicans?

    Maybe some tech set them to:
    Democrat passwd = "password"
    Republican passwd = "nucular"
    Therefore, the republican passwd was encrypted using GWB encryption and it was harder to crack.

  2. Re:Hellphone-free people thread! on Bell Labs Demos Cell Phone Location Software · · Score: 1

    "Just say NO! to the information crackpipe!" I agree. But, what I'm concerned is that social mentality.

  3. Hellphone-free people thread! on Bell Labs Demos Cell Phone Location Software · · Score: 1
    Yes, I do not have a cellphone either.
    You will be surprised how hard it is to live without one, not because I need one, a lot of people say 'it is necesary now a days', but because a lot of people are putting preasure on me to get one. It might be boss, relatives, friends, but everyone seems to assume that everyone else has to be in touch all the time just because they are.
    Some people say that it is just for emergencies, but most people can't come up with any emergency that their cellphone has been that essential. I mean, I know they can save lives, but I see people walking around with talking on their cellphone everywhere, I doubt that there are that many emergencies.
    I'm no trying to be a cellphone Troll... well, maybe a bit, but, is it just me that see big sociological changes revolving around the cellphone socio-technology? People with cellphone seem to get away with behaviour that would be considered rude under any other context. And yes, I know, everyone says that they don't answer their cellphone unless its important. But, at least once a day a conversation I'm having seems to be interrupted by someone's cellphone, and I doubt it is always that important. Why is it suddenly so important to be communicated ALL the time? Why is it more important, in many cases and to many people, than presential interaction? Am I just a freak of person-to-person, reallife interaction?

    Are there any other /.ers that feel this way, or am I alone in a hellphone work?

  4. Mega Man art on On Early Game Packaging Treasures · · Score: 1

    Maybe during that era they produced some of the best box art, but also some of the ugliest. Oh god, does anyone remember the Mega Man cartridge?

  5. In Sovieto Russia on Local News Anchor Feels Pain from Afar · · Score: -1, Troll
    "I'm reporting live from hell, and I can tell you that it's might cold out there! Brr!"

    In Soviet Russia... hell would have... to be in Siberia... I guess...

  6. dead on One-Way Ticket to Mars? · · Score: 5, Funny
    Then again, didn't the first few groups of settlers die?

    Yes, they all died. Have you ever met one of them? Of course not, becayse all the settlers died a few centuries ago.

  7. Re:Duplicate article on Looking for Quark-Gluon Plasma? · · Score: 4, Funny
    "his article has the same subject and some of the same references as this one [slashdot.org] from yesterday."

    "Have we re-created the first microseconds of the big bang in the lab?"

    The /. editors once again have re-created the article for scientific purposes

  8. WMD on USA To Return To Moon By 2015, Then Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now he is going to look for WMD in the moon? Those evil terrorists!

  9. Patriot Act on U.S. Agencies Earn "D" For Computer Security · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The newest department in the federal government, the Department of Homeland Security, got off to a bad start with an overall "F" for its computer security, despite the fact that securing the nation's network is part of its mission

    The sad thing is that instead of fixing these things, they go on and take away liberties from the citizens to prevent ' terrorism '. Patriot Act anyone? So, for their ineptitude, we lose our rights.

  10. recursive on Kazaa-lite Shut Down · · Score: 2, Funny
    You can still find it on Kazaa. Oh the irony.

    You can find Kazaa on K Lite ++ too!

    If(n==1){ Print: "Gotta love recursive jokes"}

  11. 2 + 2 on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the teacher assigns to Ada, Bob, Charles and Danna to go home and figure out what is 2 + 2.
    Ada, the daughter of a mathematitian, asks her dad. He responds: "Well, 1 + 1 = 2. 2+ 1 = 3. 3 + 1= 4, but it can be rewritten as 2 + 2, so 2 + 2 = 4"
    Bob asks his mom, who is an engineer. She takes out her HP calculator, punches in RPN the appropiate keys, and announces: "It is 4.000000000000"
    Charles asks his dad, the phycisist, and he responds: "Well, it is about pi on a zeroth order calculation"
    Finally, Danna ask his dad, who is an accountant: "Dad, how much is 2 + 2?" And he responds: "How much do you want it to be?"

  12. anal enlargement on Man Arrested for 'Spam Rage' · · Score: 4, Funny
    now faces up to five years in prison

    Only Reliable, Medically Approved Penis Enhancement.

    poor guy if he finds one of those enlarged pennis in jail...

  13. Re:Red Herrings Eat Profits on Gartner Recommends Holding Onto The SCO Money · · Score: 1
    Can't they just email SCO's last remaining customer directly?

    The last SCO's customer can be found in the same place as this guy.

  14. Agent Smith! on The Worst Jobs in Science · · Score: 1
    When will /. add an icon for dups? I suggest a pic of the olsen twins.

    I suggest Agent Smith.

    Agent Smith: Why, /.Reader? Why do you complain about the dupes it? Why get up? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Reader, vagaries of perception. The temporary abstracts of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence of a dupe that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the /. itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Reader. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Reader? Why? Why do you persist?

  15. More news on The Matrix Going Massively Multiplayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It even took over my avatar!" Said one of the DMs, who calls herself as The Oracle. One game tester, that played in all the 6 beta versions says he is going to get back into the game to use his high level character Da' 0|\|3 to solve the situation.

  16. Return of the One on The Matrix: Resolutions · · Score: 5, Funny

    Neo: Never. I'll never be assimilated. You've failed, Agent Smith. I am the One, like all the ones before me.
    Agent Smith: So be it... One.
    [rays come out of his hand, electrocuting Neo. One of the Agents turns into the Oracle, she comes, and throws Agent Smith into space, and dies. Oracle dies in Neo's hands...]
    [Fade away]
    [Drum music in Zion, Zionites having a rave party using Sentinel parts as percusion instruments.]
    [Neo burns the body of Trinity, and she appears in yellow vapor form, as well as the Oracle, the Architect and even Tank]

  17. Sedan vs Truck on 5 Reasons Not to Buy an iPod · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As you say, they don't tell you an mp3 player better than the iPod overall. An iPod is like an expesinve european sedan, and the reviewer is comparing it to trucks, motorcycles, SUV's and rollerblades and saying how those are better for some things than the sedan. Of course the truck can carry more weight. Of course the SUV is better in rough terrain. Of course the motorcycle is easier to park. Of course the rollerblades are cheaper. So what? It is totally a meaningless comparison.

    iPod is a great product. Period. My friend had one, and he just loved it. I couldn't figure out what was about it, and, having my own MP3 plays, I used to think 'it's about the same, i guess'. Then, I borrow my friends iPod for a few hours. I was convinced, sold my mp3 player, and bought an iPod. Then, a second friend saw me with the iPod, and asked me about it. He borrowed it for 3 hours, and that weekend, he was buying one. Have you ever heard of anything like this with any other consumer electronics? It is a quality product, I haven't been so satisfied with a consumer electronic products in a looong time.

  18. SW misquotes on Star Wars Original Trilogy Gets DVD Release Date · · Score: 3, Funny
    You know... maybe, just maybe, Lucas & co. should spend more time telling a coherent story with believable characters, and less time worrying about how he'll look in the outtakes?

    George Solo: Coherent story and believable character are no match for a good Bonus DVD at your side, kid.

    New Fan: How did the original trilogy die?
    Oldi-Fan: An old director, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire edit and destroy the original trilogy. He betrayed and murdered your trilogy.

    Darth Lucas: The ability to write SW-OT is insignificant next to the suckiness of the New Trilogy

    Fan: What a piece of junk!
    George Solo: She'll make point five past a gazillion dollars. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special CG modifications myself.

    SWFAN-3PO: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

    Fan: Never. I'll never like the new trilogy. You've failed, your highness. I am a true fan, like my father before me.
    Emperor Lucastine: So be it... fan.



    I love SW... I just hate the terrible scripts of Epi1 and Epi2.

  19. Re:flipping a coin over the phone on Quantum Cryptography Systems Commercially Launched · · Score: 1

    That's a good example of what Quantum Teleportation is.

  20. Re:This is a quite interesting subject... on Quantum Cryptography Systems Commercially Launched · · Score: 1
    However, in order to make use of this perfect encryption, the quantum state must not change. Therefore, any obstacle along the way (imperfections in the fiber optic cable, or any attempts to read the signal) will destroy the signal. [...] Instead, a technique known as Quantum Teleportation could be used.

    Quantum Teleportation has the same limitations. The way it works is Alice entangles 2 particles, transmit one to Bob. Then, Alice measures one, and Bob gets checks his particle to see what it was. But, transmiting the particle has the same problems you discussed. This is not an alternative.

    Also, and here is the difficult concept, many paper were written on the early days of QM to explain this, you cannot transmit information this way (it would violate causality). Alice measures something, but she cannot control it. She can't make it a 1 or a 0, she just reads if it is a 1 or a 0. And, Bob checks his particle, and reads it. So, they share a number, but they can't use it to send info to the other.

  21. Other news: on Man Arrested in Australia Over Nigerian E-mail Scam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man arrested for penis enlargement scam. 17 millions of penis inches were found during the raid...

  22. lix the x-box? on Microsoft Launches Portable Music Player · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's about as likely as it running a Linux kernel.

    You mean like the X-Box?

  23. say no to cars? on 4 Tons Of Plants per Mile to Ride In Your Car · · Score: 4, Funny
    Reminds me of an article posted in /. before that said:

    "Building more roads to combat traffic congestion is like buying a bigger belt to combat obesity"

  24. Professor X on Amazon's Book Search Hits a Snag · · Score: 1
    Trust me, it pisses of Professor X that others who would like to include an article or chapter of his in a course packet have to pay outrageous licensing fees

    Yes, like that book "The Once and Future King" that Professor X talks about all the time in the movie.

  25. Re:Open the box and see on Schrodinger's Cat Closer To Reality? · · Score: 1
    "Can't you guys come up with funnier quantum related jokes? Christ."

    The /. uncertainty principle prohibits to talk about QM and joke too much at the same time.