99 red ballons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
They war machine springs of life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
As 99 red ballons go by.
The specific [buffering] were:
Exploit 1: To operate remote [buffering] from the domain of the [buffering] opened by a [buffering] file or other file.
Exploit 2: To fashion [buffering] which allow an attacker to on a user's [buffering]
Exploit 3: To fashion [buffering] create Buffer Overrun errors.
Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!
Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy
Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
Troy: Well I couldn't before.
(plays piano)
Troy: I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
(Statue of Liberty rises)
O my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey,
Troy: Yes you've
& Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!
For instance, orbital changes to accommodate Russia after the cold war made it harder to use the station as a launching pad.
Originally the ISS was going to serve as the garage for exploration of the solar system. But, political reasons for collaborating with the russians ("let's be friends to show everyone that the cold war is over") forced to change the orbit four out of the sola system plane to let the russians, from their higher latitude launch pads, reach it and help a bit. The ISS became from one of the greatest scientific endevours to one of the most expensive diplomatic tokens ever.
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!Fetchez la vache! [mooo]
Actually, all you have to do is send your date of birth, SS#, bank account numbers, and credit card numbers to nojunk@scammer.ru and once they use that information to verify you really are who you say you are they will take you off of every maillist in the whole world, guaranteed!
I tried that, and it only changed the spam mail from Credit Card Offers to Billing Companies Mail. I'm not sure if your suggestion really works... Oh well, maybe I will be able to get this issue resolved after I complete the deal with this nigerian prince who contacted me the other day...
Since according to that graph wikipedia's traffic is comparable to/., maybe they should counter-attack Slashdot. You know,/. links them in the front page, trying to slashdot them... next week, Wiki links/. trying to wikipedia them. Maybe after they get those new servers inline.
One note to anyone from Wikipedia reading this post. Please, do not try this on a day with SCO news, ok? Thanks!
You can change EU for US in the following quotes if you feel it suits you better:
EU: Why make trillions when we could make...Billions?
EU: No, because Bill Gates has "mojo". It's what the French call a certain 'I don't know what.'
EU: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving litigation mechanism!
EU: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Bill Gates. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Consumer: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?
Bill Gates: Sorry, I don't speak Freaky Deaky dutch...
In science a lot of times you do things just because you can. Maybe to check again your theory, hey, it might be wrong after all. So, this is a boundary, everyone thinks they know how it would be, but someone has to go there and make sure. It is just for the sense of discovery
Neo: What is the Matrix?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, just RTFA!
Goatse: French is the best language to swear in. [stream of curses] It's like wiping your ass with silk.
The Homeland Security: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I have been waiting for you. You have many questions and although the process has altered your consciousness you remain irrevocably human, ergo some of my answers you will understand and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question maybe the most pertinent you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
I'm currently working designing an experiment that is going to be run remotely in a hazardous enviroment. The experiment's DAQ demands that we have something fast enought, in the order of a microsecond. We were considering using some PowerPC or 68k board running VxWorks (industry standard) for this work, and use the TCP/IP to communicate through a sat-phone. After reading your post, I'm willing to reconsider other approaches (we are still at a very early stage). Any suggestions, links or more info?
The question that we all want to know is, how do they drive it? I imagine that they have 3 identical car cockpits, with steering wheel, brakes and gas pedal. 3 different engineers drive it, voting on their actions for redundancy. If one of them dies, or goes to the bathroom, or simply starts honking like a mad man, still the other 2 could respond.
I'm very bothered by this. I'm going to send a message about this to everyone I know. I suggest you all do the same.
I'm bothered to by this too. Make sure that when you email everyone, you add a link to SCO's website so even if they don't get MyDoom they can help^H^H^H^H be aware of what is this virus all about.
Do they run at full speed? What about the sound? I might be interested in that. I've heard that the XBox would run PS1 games too, but I'm not sure if it runs all of them. Also, the XBox runs a lot of Arcade games.
Fan: What a piece of junk!
George Solo: it may not look like much but is's got it where it counts, kid. Will make a lot of special CG modifications myself.
Slashdot Mirror
I want someone to change de Blue Screen of Death by a Red Screen that says "Switch to Linux!"
I already found a big security hole! Just commented out everything in file iexplorer.cc to fix it.
99 red ballons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
They war machine springs of life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
As 99 red ballons go by.
Oh well, no more 80's music...
Right after his honey moon, Bill Gates' wife tells him: "Now I understand why is it called Microsoft".
The specific [buffering] were:
Exploit 1: To operate remote [buffering] from the domain of the [buffering] opened by a [buffering] file or other file.
Exploit 2: To fashion [buffering] which allow an attacker to on a user's [buffering]
Exploit 3: To fashion [buffering] create Buffer Overrun errors.
Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!
Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy
Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
Troy: Well I couldn't before. (plays piano)
Troy: I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
(Statue of Liberty rises) O my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey,
Troy: Yes you've
& Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!
As low as a worm?
For instance, orbital changes to accommodate Russia after the cold war made it harder to use the station as a launching pad.
Originally the ISS was going to serve as the garage for exploration of the solar system. But, political reasons for collaborating with the russians ("let's be friends to show everyone that the cold war is over") forced to change the orbit four out of the sola system plane to let the russians, from their higher latitude launch pads, reach it and help a bit. The ISS became from one of the greatest scientific endevours to one of the most expensive diplomatic tokens ever.
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!Fetchez la vache! [mooo]
Can I click those, or should I type the address instead?
I tried that, and it only changed the spam mail from Credit Card Offers to Billing Companies Mail. I'm not sure if your suggestion really works...
Oh well, maybe I will be able to get this issue resolved after I complete the deal with this nigerian prince who contacted me the other day...
Would this really help?
How come stamps can't stop all the spam I get through snail mail? Please, make those AOL disks stop!
One note to anyone from Wikipedia reading this post. Please, do not try this on a day with SCO news, ok? Thanks!
EU: Why make trillions when we could make...Billions?
EU: No, because Bill Gates has "mojo". It's what the French call a certain 'I don't know what.'
EU: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving litigation mechanism!
EU: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Bill Gates. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Consumer: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?
Bill Gates: Sorry, I don't speak Freaky Deaky dutch...
In science a lot of times you do things just because you can. Maybe to check again your theory, hey, it might be wrong after all. So, this is a boundary, everyone thinks they know how it would be, but someone has to go there and make sure. It is just for the sense of discovery
Neo: What is the Matrix?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, just RTFA!
Goatse: French is the best language to swear in. [stream of curses] It's like wiping your ass with silk.
The Homeland Security: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I have been waiting for you. You have many questions and although the process has altered your consciousness you remain irrevocably human, ergo some of my answers you will understand and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question maybe the most pertinent you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
I'm currently working designing an experiment that is going to be run remotely in a hazardous enviroment. The experiment's DAQ demands that we have something fast enought, in the order of a microsecond. We were considering using some PowerPC or 68k board running VxWorks (industry standard) for this work, and use the TCP/IP to communicate through a sat-phone. After reading your post, I'm willing to reconsider other approaches (we are still at a very early stage). Any suggestions, links or more info?
The first true MCSE! Microsoft Certified Solitare Engineer!
The question that we all want to know is, how do they drive it? I imagine that they have 3 identical car cockpits, with steering wheel, brakes and gas pedal. 3 different engineers drive it, voting on their actions for redundancy. If one of them dies, or goes to the bathroom, or simply starts honking like a mad man, still the other 2 could respond.
No, but he sure is going to look like him after Novel, IBM and the others gang bang him with litigation.
I'm bothered to by this too. Make sure that when you email everyone, you add a link to SCO's website so even if they don't get MyDoom they can help^H^H^H^H be aware of what is this virus all about.
Do they run at full speed? What about the sound? I might be interested in that. I've heard that the XBox would run PS1 games too, but I'm not sure if it runs all of them. Also, the XBox runs a lot of Arcade games.
The question should be, is it modded? Damn, everyone I know owns one modded it. The emulators are the thing that make the XBox worth something...
What everyone is waiting for is: LotR DVD: Super Mega Geologically Long Extended Version ... translated to... Ent!
Fan: What a piece of junk!
George Solo: it may not look like much but is's got it where it counts, kid. Will make a lot of special CG modifications myself.