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  1. Wallet: The Emptying? on On Going Pro At Magic - The Gathering · · Score: 2, Funny
    Heh, well where I used to play it was known as Tragic: The Saddening.

    (Note, I did use to play this game, so this is not a troll. It's a great game, I even won some local competitions, but one day I woke up and didn't want to play it any more. Just no urge whatsoever. Perhaps I should give it another go. Wallet: The Emptying *is* pretty accurate though).

  2. Re:Could this mean.... on At Long Last, Mice Produce Sperm From Monkeys · · Score: 0

    and manage to impregnate them? some endangered species of wild cat? woah, i don't want to be the mouse with that job.

  3. Re:Thanks Slashdot. You now owe me a keyboard. on At Long Last, Mice Produce Sperm From Monkeys · · Score: 3, Funny
    shouldn't it be "mice produce sperm for monkeys" (or just: monkey sperm). "from monkeys" is weird, implies the mice have developed some form of alchemy that allows them to turn monkeys into sperm.

    hmm, that would make a slashdot story..

  4. Re:Jokes.... tooo many!! can't take it on At Long Last, Mice Produce Sperm From Monkeys · · Score: 1

    well... are you going to tell us any?

  5. Re:Go after the Sellers not just the spammers on Armoring Spam Against Anti-Spam Filters · · Score: 1

    interesting, but doesn't that make it rather easy to take down businesses you have a problem with?

  6. Re:Here's a sneaky one... on Armoring Spam Against Anti-Spam Filters · · Score: 1
    ah! but unlike an email spammer, you can punch him! so do!

    from all of us.

    in fact, while you're at it, make him pay for all those we can't punch ;)

  7. Re:It vindicates "them" on Spirit and Opportunity Now Operational · · Score: 1

    that's a good point, and even more sinister than what i was thinking, lol. (i don't think this is funny, it's just.. you know. oh dear).

  8. Re:Name gripe on Spirit and Opportunity Now Operational · · Score: 4, Funny

    people who don't seem to have read anything by George Orwell?

  9. hey, good point on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: 1
    omg! interesting!

    yes, it could be Andrea wot done it too!

    (slight sarcasm, btw)

  10. look on the bright side on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: 1
    at least that helps narrow it down!

    (or not..)

  11. Re:Is N-Gage 2/Plus/Pro/Whatever around the corner on N-Gage Endures As First-Party Games Readied · · Score: 1

    right, ok thanks. nowhere near as silly then :). erm what exactly are they upgrading btw?

  12. 2 years? um, is it only 100 days old?! on N-Gage Endures As First-Party Games Readied · · Score: 1

    woah, has the n-gage been out less than 100 days? ok, then i stick with what i said, only let me emphasise it! even assuming backwards compatibility, this doesn't look like a way to build a loyal customer base... or a good game inventory.

  13. Re:Is N-Gage 2/Plus/Pro/Whatever around the corner on N-Gage Endures As First-Party Games Readied · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well, it seems like a reason not to buy n-gage.

    I mean i'm no mobile 'phone expert but i know something about games consoles: rapid replacement turns customers off (i think? or do you like progress?). maybe there aren't enough people buying n-nage 1 for it to matter. 5 year cycles are quite common for games consoles.. for good reasons, such as developers getting to grips with it. this seems like a reason not to try to combine mobile phones with them frankly.. who has a 'phone for 5 years? And if you change the hardware every 2 years, are you ever going to get any good games? I don't know, i'm just a believer in having one device for each job and doing it well.

  14. Re:amazing (your 3rd link) on Wikipedia Reaches 200,000 Articles · · Score: 1

    yes, you're right & of course this is precisely the point, though even if MS Encarta did have the resources i can't imagine it ever containing the phrase "I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!" can you? :)

  15. amazing (your 3rd link) on Wikipedia Reaches 200,000 Articles · · Score: 1

    i love it. they list all the common troll types, with examples (scroll down to the bottom). that's seriously funny stuff. i can't believe someone actually spent the time to put all that together. i don't think Encarta would do that! cheers!

  16. flamingoes on Expert Says Glass Is Major Threat to Birds · · Score: 1

    birds can get pretty big you know. even if you exclude ones that don't fly. of course it's probably got something to do with the beak.

  17. It's the same as movies. on Can Illogical Videogames Still Be Enjoyable? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Fantasy or sci-fi movies can be great fun when they have their own internal logic (Blade Runner) or a disaster when they don't (Matrix 3).

    Now off to RTFA ;)

  18. Re:The 115th Element on It's All About the Ununpentium · · Score: 1
    yeah. that's gonna be one long movie.

    btw, they are "protective (thermal?) bandages", although how they are protective or thermal is beyond me... you should probably ask Luc Besson.

  19. Re:I'm Doing My Part on SCO Offline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i think it was a joke, unfortunately, you're right he shouldn't even have cracked the joke, because some journalists reading this will take it seriously (damn, forgot to bookmark an example a few days ago).

  20. remove the "Duh" on Introducing Linux to Joe Average · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "It's free. It works."

    a better slogan i think :)

  21. you missed the best quote on NPR's Car Talk Dumping RealMedia · · Score: 1
    it's not the backhanded MS compliment, it's:
    But when you get to the web site, the free player is harder to find than Osama Bin Laden at night
    well, *i* thought that was the funniest bit :p Now back to my gay canadian church music.
  22. Re:All about the hook on Videogame Graphic Advances - Not What They Used To Be? · · Score: 1

    ooooh you mean total immersion emotionally. i thought he meant visually.. wrap around views, surround sound 'n' stuff. yeah well total immersion emotionally.. like a world as complex as "our" world.. now that's slightly scary no? requires some advance in AI no? :o

  23. preach on brothers on Review of Dell's Digital Jukebox · · Score: 1
    this is of course absolutely true, but it seems to have taken a few years to start to catch on around here. like you, i think if a band can only write a couple of good songs for an album, they aren't a good band, and even those songs are quite likely rip-offs and not worth listening to.

    to tie this back to the topic, this is why i prefer cd-based mp3 players to ones you link to the computer. i like to make whole discographies (an artist's entire work, or often, several decades of work), never mind whole albums. i never chop up and rearrange albums except when i'm specifically making mixes for other people. mp3-cds are totally conducive to this, whereas hdd players imho you're much more likely to switch singles in and out, hear the same songs over and miss the discovery of great new ones, that i get all the time when out with my portable. i really think there's a significant difference in usage depending on the technology used... i would find an iPod restrictive, counter to all the marketing. it all depends on what kind of music listening you do. i am forced to think about my cds before i burn them, check that everything's there, scan for mpeg stream errors, check the names and tags, mp3gain to avoid clipping and so on. this sounds a hassle but it only has to be done once & then i have a huge library of material i can switch out anywhere. in the long run i know i enjoy my music more :)

  24. parent worth seeing on Review of Dell's Digital Jukebox · · Score: 1
    lol. that page's brilliant. some of the best imagination i've seen for a while (how tragic am i?!), mod up. the iCod? wtf? :D

    (i find all the tampon references a bit disturbing though. guys?)

  25. quite simple on Disney's Disposable DVDs Deemed Duds · · Score: 1

    the way to defeat it, which was pointed on /. when this was first brought up, is to rip it (copy it, not play it) the first time you take it out of its package. voila.