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  1. Links.... on Unblock Google Cache in China · · Score: 5, Funny

    I keep trying, but all I get is "Nothing to see here please move along"

  2. Re:holy shit! on Microsoft to Buy Stake in AOL · · Score: 1

    Introducing AOL v12.0!!!!! Now with Microsoft Clippy!!!!

    "It appears you are trying to surf the web. Would you like me to show you some interesting AOL and Microsoft Websites?"

  3. Re:I wonder... on Researcher Resigns Over New Cisco Router Flaw · · Score: 1

    "Why would anyone, after clearly being informed NOT to talk about this information, talk about this information ?"

    The first rule about Cisco flaws, is NOT to talk about Cisco flaws!

  4. Re:Useless. on SiteKey to Prevent Phishing · · Score: 1

    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  5. Re:But maybe not on Half Of Businesses Still Use Windows 2000 · · Score: 1

    "businesses have a hard time justifying that hit for another $199"

    That's just for the desktop licenses. We use Windows 2000 Terminal servers here. We'd have to pay the license for 2003 Server, 2003 Terminal Server Client Licenses (for thin clients), and 2003 Client Access Licenses (for each file server). It's the licensing fee's that get you.

  6. Re:The PR0N MUST FLOW! on ACLU to Challenge Utah Porn-Blocking Law · · Score: 1

    I thought there was a vasaline layer in there somewhere.

  7. First Rule on Teacher Fired for P2P Lecture · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first rule about P2P, is you don't talk about P2P!

  8. I see on Newest Star Wars Reviews Suprisingly Positive · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along."

    True in so many ways.

  9. Re:No but I... on Draft Guidelines for Space Tourists · · Score: 0

    Great, I just blew coffee out my nose all over my keyboard!

  10. Re:Makes you wonder - on Bang But No Splash · · Score: 1

    - who or what is a Cho

    I think it's supposed to be Chode Boy.

  11. Re:FlexGrid? on Rolling With Ruby On Rails · · Score: 1

    Come on now...don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

  12. Re:Aluminum just doesn't handle like steel does. on World's First BTX Mini-PC · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "for structures that are equal to steel in stiffness, strength and crashworthiness. ...

    Must....resist....M$....bashing.....urge.....

  13. Re:So... on Humans in America 25,000 Years Ago? · · Score: 1

    Would that be the European, or the African?

  14. Re:OT but, What's Legal to dl??? on BitTorrent Accounts for 35% of Traffic · · Score: 1

    It is only entrapment if is an official of the law that lures you into committing the crime.

    Yes, but since they are the copyright holders, then couldn't providing the files for download screw their case against you if you downloaded it.

    To put it another way, if Walmart was selling a product for $16, but had a cart of the same product outside the store with a sign on it that said "Take Me, I'm Free". How could they sue you for taking it?

    Just my 2 cents.

  15. Re:Australia has the Fox News Channel! on Monitoring the U.S. Elections Online? · · Score: 1

    MMMMmmmm Sliders!

  16. Cheap Mail and File Servers on Energy Efficient and Cheap Servers for Home Use? · · Score: 1

    How about a Cobalt Qube. You can find 'em pretty cheap on Ebay. Dead quiet too, one small fan and a hard drive. Takes all of about a minute to setup as well.

  17. Re:As good??? on Need A New Retina? Look No Further · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Next thing you know, we'll start seeing popups for X10 Eyes!

  18. Re:Ever been to a press conference? on Microsoft Funded Study Cinches 10yr Deal · · Score: 1

    Even the hyenas were laughing!

  19. Re:Say it isn't so on Does Your Employer Own Your Thoughts? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's more like tattoo it on your ass. Then you can claim that they agreed to it when they hired you and that they could have read it at any time. You could even offer to show it to the court if need be.

  20. Car Activation! on Fiat Joins Microsoft in a Wireless Partnership · · Score: 4, Funny

    So does the car cease to function after 30 days if you fail to activate it?

  21. Re:TAEK BACK TEH SPOKE FROM MICRO$OFT!!~!1` on Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code · · Score: 0, Troll

    No kidding, but the footer may lend a clue as to why:
    "© Copyright 2004 Microsoft Corporation. All Rights Reserved. 1 017 Machine: 36 "

  22. Re:Uhuh. Is this good if Microsoft does this? on Is Finding Security Holes a Good Idea? · · Score: 1

    Also, the company's business model depends on the reliability of said patching service, so they do their best to run it well. Unless of course your business model relies on strong arm tactics.

  23. Re:Who is going to care? on Trained Rats for Mine Detection · · Score: 1

    How about frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!

  24. Re:Males aged 18-25, on an 800cc or larger motorbi on Heads-Up Displays for Motorcyclists · · Score: 1

    I disagree...it's not the speed that kills motorcycle riders...it's the sudden deceleration.

  25. Ask Jeeves to change names..... on Microsoft Looks At Other Search Engines · · Score: 1

    They're now going to be known as Ask Clippy!