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Microsoft Funded Study Cinches 10yr Deal

Genevish writes "According to an article in the Register, Microsoft and the Newham Council in London have signed an agreement making Microsoft the preferred vendor for the council, instead of the original hybrid MS / Open Source plan. The council was very careful in choosing Microsoft, having an independent study done and all. The only problem is that the study was, you guessed it, not independent at all but funded by Microsoft. Their decision even had the journalists at the press conference laughing."

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  1. Dang... by OS24Ever · · Score: 5, Funny

    article is up for 10 minutes and no posts? Everyone still laughing at their keyboards or what?

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    1. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nope, you just got luck and posted before the glitch in the matrix or whatever it was that caused the article to go back The Mysterious Future which means posting is disabled, even if you're trying to relpy to a post that already exists. I know, I've been trying for at least 15 minutes.

    2. Re: Dang... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Nope, you just got luck and posted before the glitch in the matrix or whatever it was that caused the article to go back The Mysterious Future which means posting is disabled, even if you're trying to relpy to a post that already exists. I know, I've been trying for at least 15 minutes.

      FWIW, when I first clicked it I couldn't even read it.

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    3. Re:Dang... by calypso15 · · Score: 5, Funny

      article is up for 10 minutes and no posts? Everyone still laughing at their keyboards or what?

      Frothing at the mouth and convulsing is more likely. Good thing I'm so apathetic.

    4. Re:Dang... by joeldg · · Score: 4, Funny

      I read it as "Microsoft funds independant study" and just about blew coffee all over my monitor.

      Coffee in through the nose is not good coffee.

    5. Re:Dang... by plj · · Score: 1

      Well, since this is /., everybody is probably busy bashing either of the major U.S. political parties in this story.

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    6. Re:Dang... by erwin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find it more interesting that we're all in shock that it FP was T+10 minutes.....

      Come on, send in the Trolls!

      Ahhh, the truth becomes clear. the article was posted for subscribers and inadvertently was posted for general audience. We shouldn't have been able to post.
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    7. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First post!

    8. Re: Dang... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Funny
      FWIW, when I first clicked it I couldn't even read it

      I read it on the Register on Monday. But I have to say, I first heard about the Reg from all the stories /. recycles from them.

    9. Re:Dang... by tzanger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Coffee in through the nose is not good coffee.

      No, but it's an amazing away to maximize enjoyment of the aroma...

    10. Re:Dang... by kpogoda · · Score: 1

      Haaaaaaa ha ha ha ha :) This is great! Gotta love this. Another famous Microsoft move! He he :)

    11. Re:Dang... by xarak · · Score: 1

      Coffee in through the nose is not good coffee.

      This is possibly the funniest sentence I've read on /.

      The article would have been funnier if it weren't for the tragic outcome..

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    12. Re:Dang... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Some of don't live at the Slashdot URL waiting for a new story so we can be the "first post".

      Especially at 4 in the morning.

      Especially since first post is usually lame and subjects one to insults for the next three pages of posts, therefore reducing the value of /. which is nominally supposed to be "informed comment."

      "Informed comment?"

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At "+5", maybe.

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    13. Re:Dang... by aminorex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And there are a whole lot of alkaloids that can't get past the blood-brain barrier any other way.

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    14. Re:Dang... by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      They can if you use XP SP2...

    15. Re:Dang... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Coffee in through the nose is not good coffee.

      That makes you a Java junky, I guess.

    16. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fight tooth decay, drink coffee through your nose!

    17. Re:Dang... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was sending a message to the Newham Council, explaining why the deal was so bad.

      Let's flood their inbox!

  2. politics by kalpol · · Score: 1, Insightful

    it's all about who gets the money, with an occasional intern thrown in.

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    1. Re:politics by spirality · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure without a doubt it's all about the money. Still why waste the money on such a transparently corrupt "study". Just make the decision in a smokey backroom and move on. At least that will save tax payers the burden of paying for something that only amounts to smoke and mirrors.

    2. Re:politics by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the article: "One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns."

      One has to wonder if they're actually being serious here.

    3. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Amazing. Microsoft give a "money saving" deal and "free independant consultancy" and the brain children go for it. Its like buying thousands of packets of a breakfast cereal you don't like, but they give away a cool plastic toy with each box...

    4. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, I believe Microsoft or Cap Gemini themselves funded the study, and Microsoft gave them a pretty lucrative deal.

      It's still damned dishonest, especially considering that others will take the study at face value, but it wasn't, in itself, necessarily a burden on taxpayers. The fact that others may follow could be...

      In a way, it's sad that corporate PR isn't carefully regulated. On the other hand, I'm strongly in favor of free speech, on the other, I wish publicity were better balanced...sadly, I can't think of how to effectively regulate the latter without opening up opportunities for infringing on the former...

    5. Re:politics by DeeKayWon · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Its like buying thousands of packets of a breakfast cereal you don't like, but they give away a cool plastic toy with each box...

      You'd be surprised. My Dad told me a story of when he was a kid - Dr Pepper was a relatively new drink at the time, and he and his friends tried it and didn't like it - but his friends kept buying it!

      My Dad: "Why do you keep buying that stuff? You said you didn't like it!"
      His friends: "Yeah, but you might win a free bottle!"

      Basically, his friends kept buying stuff they didn't like because they might win more of it.

    6. Re:politics by RLW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sadly I can imagine that they are.

      It's like a car salesman saying "I know this model has a bad safety rating but we are very concerned about safety. So go ahead and use it and in some unspecified amount of time we'll make the seat belts work."

    7. Re:politics by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still why waste the money on such a transparently corrupt "study". Just make the decision in a smokey backroom and move on.

      They have to at least go through the motions of doing it legitimately so that the bovine masses don't realise they're being led to the slaughterhouse.

    8. Re:politics by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Who's your Dad? Methuseleh?

      Dr. Pepper is the oldest major brand of soda.

      It's been around since 1885.

      The "Dr." is a holdover from the late 19th century when such softdrinks were the domain of pharmacists (Drug stores).

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    9. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The "Dr." is a holdover from the late 19th century when such softdrinks were the domain of pharmacists (Drug stores)."

      Actually, Dr. Pepper was the father (Dr. Charles Pepper) of the woman the inventor was dating, and he wanted to get in good with her.

      And technically it's not a cola.

      But you're right about one thing: it's been around since 1885, but really only became famous in 1904 at the World's Fair.

    10. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The public didn't pay for the new study. They paid for a study that recommended a mixed MS and Open Source environment. MS then paid CappGemini to do an audit that convinced Newham to go all MS.

    11. Re:politics by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      Different parts of the world had it at different times. I first tried it at around 1998 or so.

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    12. Re:politics by belroth · · Score: 1
      At least that will save tax payers the burden of paying for something that only amounts to smoke and mirrors.
      Not really - the study was funded by MS, and I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Newham got a large discount.
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    13. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      still makes me poop.

      all those prunes

    14. Re:politics by brausch · · Score: 1

      Dr. Pepper has been around longer than Coca Cola. Your dad must be really old. It was invented in the 1880s.

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    15. Re:politics by phamlen · · Score: 1

      If you want real smoke and mirrors, you need to come to Brooklyn (NYC).

      There, the EDC commissioned a study on the best use of some Brooklyn piers. They spent $400,000 on the study (given to some well-connected consultants) and :
      * the EDC uses the study for their decision, but refuses to release it.
      * when pressed by city council members, they promise to publish "an executive summary" or some "highlights" from the study but don't.
      * when finally hit with a Freedom of Information act, they state that the report is "worthless" and "outdated" (it is 30 days old) and still refuse to release it.

      So there you go! In Brooklyn, they don't even bother to write the transparently corrupt report - they just give the money away AND make the decision in a backroom.

    16. Re:politics by DeeKayWon · · Score: 1

      Well, my mistake. It was relatively new to the area (Saskatchewan).

    17. Re:politics by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Note that "serious about addressing security concerns" doesn't actually means IE works or will work in the forseeable future.

      Every world leader is vitally concerned about addressing world peace and you've seen how that works out.

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    18. Re:politics by spirality · · Score: 1

      Ouch! A transparently corrupt non-study. Even worse. Bastards...

  3. Bwahahaha by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The joke's on Newham. Let's hope they do another study in a few years and see how much they really saved.

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    1. Re:Bwahahaha by millahtime · · Score: 1

      Let's hope they do another study in a few years and see how much they really saved.

      Well, lets see if it's Microsoft Funded again. If so, they may have saved Billions.

    2. Re:Bwahahaha by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Billions? Why settle for billions when you can have TRILLIONS!

    3. Re: Bwahahaha by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > The joke's on Newham. Let's hope they do another study in a few years and see how much they really saved.

      I'm sure Microsoft will be happy to help with that one, too.

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    4. Re:Bwahahaha by onegear · · Score: 1

      Exactly! If Newham was dumb enough to base their decision on a MS-funded study, then they deserver whatever comes of this decision.

    5. Re:Bwahahaha by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That is, of course, assuming that they ever really intended to go with an open source solution. Newham is currently a Microsoft shop, but as the article says some of thier software is not up to date. So, provided that the cost of the Linux study was less than that of the discount offered by Microsoft to stay with them, then they come out ahead.

      Whether that's as far ahead as dumping Microsoft and going with open souce is an entirely different matter. It'll sure be interesting to revisit this in a few years time and compare and contrast Newham with Munich though...

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    6. Re:Bwahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The joke's on Newham.

      Hey, it's a government, a body that reflects the will of the constituents of a democratic system.

      If this decision did not meet with the approval of the people represented by this unit of government, they could change it. That could be anything from a polite request to reconsider, to burning down City Hall with all the representatives still in it.

      If they choose to do *nothing*, that's democracy. It is the will of the people that they sign a contract with Microsoft that evidently says they won't run any other software for any purpose.

    7. Re:Bwahahaha by turgid · · Score: 1
      The joke's on Newham. Let's hope they do another study in a few years and see how much they really saved.

      It would be funny if it weren't sad. The people of Newham have elected a bunch of clueless and possibly corrupt morons to run their council. These very morons have signed a 10-year deal(!). (They say a week is a long time in politics.) So, in a decade, when these head-cases have lost their seats, the inhabitants of Newham will still be suffering, both in terms of poor service and wastage of tax money. Hopefully the deal has a get-out clause so that the people of Newham can remove this millstone from their neck before it's too late.

    8. Re:Bwahahaha by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I just wish they weren't so public about it. From a PHB perspective: If a think tank does it, it's got to be good!

    9. Re:Bwahahaha by turgid · · Score: 0
      If this decision did not meet with the approval of the people represented by this unit of government, they could change it. That could be anything from a polite request to reconsider, to burning down City Hall with all the representatives still in it.

      Unfortunately, the Great British Public appears to be quite happy with Microsoft in general.

      Ignorance is bliss, so it goes.

    10. Re:Bwahahaha by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Scratch that. I misread the article.

    11. Re:Bwahahaha by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Because trillions is more than Bill Gates has. If there is one thing he loves more than money, its his ego, and we can't go messing with that. They can settle for billions.

    12. Re: Bwahahaha by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose it's wishful thinking that Microsoft could burn through their war chest by making these enormous discounts everytime a client makes noises about adopting OSS. But if 50% of their clients adopt this strategy (and why shouldn't they?), it could really impact the MS bottom line.. and maybe, if the deep discounts stop flowing, companies will seriously think about switching.

    13. Re:Bwahahaha by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Let's hope they do another study in a few years and see how much they really saved.

      Why wait till then? I wanna see the results when the next Blaster hits.

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    14. Re:Bwahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that MS funded the study, its a safe bet that Newham got what they wanted and, in all likelihood, what they deserved.

  4. Groklaw, a day late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here, posted yesterday.

    I think the shark Slashdot jumped a while ago must have died and left its rotting, stinking carcass somewhere....

    1. Re:Groklaw, a day late by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? Slashdot posts news from other online sources, that's all it does. That's all it's ever done! That's what it's supposed to do!

  5. A bit sad... by absurdist · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when the journalists have a better grasp of reality than the so-called leaders on the town council...

    1. Re:A bit sad... by LS · · Score: 1

      No, they probably have a grasp on a nice wad of payolla.

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    2. Re:A bit sad... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      The journos probably didn't see the reality of all the deals being done behind the scenes.

      That the journalists laughed means something though. For the most part they've seen a lot and are relatively immune to stupidity.

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    3. Re:A bit sad... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1, Funny

      Everything I know about British town councils I learned from "Monty Python" and "Yes, Minister", so really, anything silly they do would not surprise me.

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  6. and this is funny because? by erwin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    stunned silence from the peanut gallery? A chance to slam MS and no takers?

    Could it be that even /.ers are above shooting fish in a barrel?

    not likely...

  7. the real study is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when munich goes through the paces for about a year or two. the TCO will no longer be theoretical for a large government body, but real.

    i have no vested interest in getting linux or microsoft onto desktops or servers, but all i've seen is microsoft spreading propaganda and other FUD about linux and open source.

    remind me again, how you save money going ms office instead of open office?

    every government has corruption and greased palms, this is just another example.

    1. Re:the real study is... by blunte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS's only hope at a valid argument for why MS Office is cheaper than OO is something like "well since we know you're already using MS Office, if you moved to OO you would save on the license, but you it would cost you $$$ in retraining your users."

      Of course that's based on the incorrect assumption that most users actually USE many of the features of MS Office. Most typical office drones could use Wordpad and never know the difference (between MS Office), except that Wordpad wouldn't do wacky automatic shit to them that they'd have to keep manually undoing.

      Even the MS argument, valid as it may be for their twisted scenario, would break down after one upgrade cycle. OO license savings + retraining cost might theoretically be > than MS Office license cost, but come next upgrade cycle, there will no longer be a retraining issue. So then it will simply be a question of Free versus $$.

      It all reminds me of the illogical (but hopeful) arguments a child will give for why they must have something, or why they must not do something. It's somewhat comical when it's a child, but it's really sad and embarassing when it's an "adult" corporation. Something about it reminds me of politics too...

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    2. Re:the real study is... by archen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well maybe they want to waste money being a government body and all? You know what's really sad about this was a proposed Hybrid solution was rejected. You know, like Linux isn't perfect, and Microsoft isn't perfect, so you use whatever makes sense? Personally I like Linux, but don't advocate it's use in every situation. It just doesn't make sense on desktops in a lot of places, but does a good job on servers. Hell, just switching to Open Office would be a great start in most places to save ass loads of money.

      So I guess that's probably my issue with all of this. Each "study" takes the black and white approach. You do all Linux, or you do all MS... never seems to be much about stuff like running MS software off of a postgres database and the like.

      And I don't know if Munich will have a lower TCO or not. But they'll probably give less money to MS and spend more money on their own staff, so that's a win in it's own right.

    3. Re:the real study is... by Deviate_X · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Munich is migrating because of the 'openness' and unknown cost of having a Microsoft solution after 10 years. The initial cost of the Linux migration is much higher than upgrading to the offered Microsoft solution, to the extent that IBM has decided to partially subsidize it. Custom applications need to be ported and maintained, Linux engineers have to be found, staff have to be retrained, and no doubt IBM/Suse support contracts are not cheap either.

      No one knows what the long term cost will be, because nothing has ever been done on that scale with Linux before.

      Newham are sticking with MS because it's basically cheaper, at least initially, and forecast, there are other reasons which can be found in the register article.

      It should be noted also that two studies were provided, one from an Open Source Group and the other by Cap Gemini.

    4. Re:the real study is... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I do realize you are just a troll, I feel compelled to argue against your statements.

      I use OpenOffice.org on my Debian Linux (Sarge) box at home, and find it quite capable at replacing Microsoft Office. Hell, I even run OOo on my Mac (OS X 10.3) off of the Linux box through the network (X does have some good qualities after all!), and the speed is still more than acceptable for me.

      By the way, my Debian Linux box is a 1.7GHz Celeron with 512 MB of RAM.

      I also run OOo on my Slackware 10.0 notebook. This system is a 466 Celeron with 256 MB of RAM, and again OOo is more than up to the task.

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    5. Re:the real study is... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since Munich is getting their stuff through a distributor and probably don't want to have anything to support on their own, they are probably paying for the operating systems, software packages and any "extra" support plan.

      Organizations don't get the option of using something for free with NO VENDOR SUPPORT rather than paying a fee and getting a fully supported product.

    6. Re:the real study is... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I tried to use OpenOffice. Spent several weeks forcing myself to do everything in it.

      I write a lot of documentation, but I rarely use any fancy features. Just straight text formatting, so I thought OpenOffice would be fine for me.

      After almost a month, I went back to Microsoft Word. OpenOffice is not even close to the quality of Microsoft applications. When it didn't crash outright, I'd get the editor into funny states, I would see blocks of text disappear and get mangled, and I'd get corrupted files that couldn't be read back.

      I was shocked! Is OpenOffice really just "FUD" from the Open Source Community?

    7. Re:the real study is... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course that's based on the incorrect assumption that most users actually USE many of the features of MS Office.

      But what about Clippy? Surely people can't do without Clippy!

    8. Re:the real study is... by jedrek · · Score: 1

      While the grandparent posts reads like a load of shit, the poster has a point. Open Office is still pretty crap. Function-wise, it's fine - stability-wise... I can leave any program minimized on my desktop for 3-4 days without any problems. If I minimize OpenOffice Spreadsheet or Text Document and when I come back to it after going out, I can pretty much be sure that I will not be able to open it again.

      Athlon 1800 + 1gb ram + WinXP (SP1, SP2).

    9. Re:the real study is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wrote my MEng thesis in OO and never ever had any problems....
      Infact never having used MS office that much I found OO much easier to use.

    10. Re:the real study is... by Draknor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sounds like either your computer or your install got corrupted. I've been using OO.org for about 2 years, for everything from presentations to my wedding invitations, and have never had the types of problems you describe. Sometimes converting presentations to Powerpoint has object placement issues, but for the most part everything else I've tried just works. The new export to PDF in 1.1 (I think?) is just great - it produces great, small PDFs! And I've been able to create address labels, as well, and the standard Avery label numbers were already built-in.

      In fact, one of the few occassions that OpenOffice did crash on me, it recovered gracefully on the next startup. MS Office seems to have gotten better in 2k/XP with that, but 97 was pretty bad (which was what I replaced with OO). Also, I love the fact that OO is 100 mb download, versus the 3-4 CDs that MS Office takes.

      The only thing I'm missing is an Access-replacement - a nice lightweight database for doing stuff like address books, that doesn't require a full MySQL server, but is painful to do in a spreadsheet.

    11. Re:the real study is... by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's why there's always Vigor.

    12. Re:the real study is... by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1


      Well, that's strange...

      I work at a small publisher, and we have been using Writer for prepress processing of manuscripts (the times are past when you needed to use spesial printing software like Pagemaker) for about a month now.

      Not only is it stable, it performs much better than Microsoft Word at the same tasks. We use A LOT of the more advanced features.

      Go figure... maybe it gets bored with your simple tasks? :)

      Now I see you've been modded down as flamebait. Well, I bit. Tend to agree with the flamebait mod, though.

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    13. Re:the real study is... by shadow_slicer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Of course that's based on the incorrect assumption that most users actually USE many of the features of MS Office."

      Did you miss the part of the article where they mentioned the 100 custom office-based applications that they would need to port?

    14. Re:the real study is... by ad0gg · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your assumption about not having to retrain is completely wrong. For the technical side of business, I hardly use office, hell on my home computer I don't even have office installed and just use notepad since its good enough to edit my resume. Maybe even use wordpad if I needed to add some text styling.

      I was like you and didn't realize people use all that built in crap until I saw a business dev guy creating a excel spreedsheet. He's memorized every hotkey, he doesn't even touch the mouse. I asked where he picked up the skills and he told me that in one of his required MBA classes, he was required to learn excel, including tests that required the user not to use the mouse. I'm simply amazed what people actually do in excel. I've seen sheets that will calculate all the numbers for your business, generate graphs, tell you when your expected to be profitable on growth.

      Even with word, most of our business guys have taken courses. Everything has little edit balloons, or someother weird features that I never seen.

      Same thing goes with power point, give our business guy 1/2 hour and he'll have a 1 hour presentation done. With crappy little animations the whole works.

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    15. Re:the real study is... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      This is flamebait? C'mon /. audience! I'm very disappointed in you.

      Here I am suggesting that there may be a grain of truth in Microsoft's TCO figures, and that Open Source may not be ready, based on my own personal experience, and I get modded as flamebait?

    16. Re:the real study is... by Theatetus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Did you miss the part of the article where they mentioned the 100 custom office-based applications that they would need to port?

      Whatever. Some ambitious intern wrote some VBA macros. I'm sure he'll be happy to port them to javascript or whatever OOo uses now for automation.

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    17. Re:the real study is... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Of course that's based on the incorrect assumption that most users actually USE many of the features of MS Office. Most typical office drones could use Wordpad and never know the difference (between MS Office), except that Wordpad wouldn't do wacky automatic shit to them that they'd have to keep manually undoing.

      I remember a few years ago when i realized this exact thing -- I just do text documents with headings, subheads, etc. I've never used word to do tables, HTML, or layout just because it fights you so much. I started using Wordpad for all my text documents and now everything is much smoother, plus any system anywhere can open up an RTF file.

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    18. Re:the real study is... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe this is a problem with the Windows port. I run OOo all the time under Linux, and like I said, I don't have any of these problems. I usually leave my apps up and running in another virtual desktop, and there are no problems.

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    19. Re:the real study is... by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      I once asked an IT guy at my uni why we do all things MS. He said that they had considered going OSS, but that the cost of training and migration was too high.

      Let's see... Migration/Training = non-reoccurring cost. Licensing = reoccurring cost.

      So, which of the following is the cheaper choice?
      a) A single cost divided by infinity.
      b) A reoccurring cost multiplied by infinity.

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    20. Re:the real study is... by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      when munich goes through the paces for about a year or two. the TCO will no longer be theoretical for a large government body, but real.

      Assuming that Microsoft won't use every method it can to prevent this happening. The last thing they would want is any real data. Which would tend to show that TCO studies are academic exercised. Even if those carrying out the study do make an attempt to carry out a total cost of ownership study.

    21. Re:the real study is... by groovemaneuver · · Score: 1

      These are the folks you keep on Windows + Office. The majority of users, however, are probably just fine on Open Office (either on Windows or Linux). It's very typical of Microsoft to make sweeping generalizations of what an organization needs (everyone on Windows XP Pro with Office 2003).

      While it's unreasonable to have a personalized configuration for every last user, having half a dozen to a dozen configurations is well within even a small IT department's capability, and will likely make just about everyone happy while saving money.

    22. Re:the real study is... by mpe · · Score: 1

      MS's only hope at a valid argument for why MS Office is cheaper than OO is something like "well since we know you're already using MS Office, if you moved to OO you would save on the license, but you it would cost you $$$ in retraining your users."

      Assuming they actually are using some version of MS Office in the first place...

      Of course that's based on the incorrect assumption that most users actually USE many of the features of MS Office. Most typical office drones could use Wordpad and never know the difference (between MS Office), except that Wordpad wouldn't do wacky automatic shit to them that they'd have to keep manually undoing.

      Wordpad isn't too good on handling mailmerge and form letters. But if that's what is being produced then a WYSIWYG type wordprocessor probably isn't the best tool in the first place...

      Even the MS argument, valid as it may be for their twisted scenario, would break down after one upgrade cycle. OO license savings + retraining cost might theoretically be > than MS Office license cost, but come next upgrade cycle, there will no longer be a retraining issue. So then it will simply be a question of Free versus $$.

      Missing here is the retraining cost of moving from move version of MS Office to another.

      It all reminds me of the illogical (but hopeful) arguments a child will give for why they must have something, or why they must not do something. It's somewhat comical when it's a child, but it's really sad and embarassing when it's an "adult" corporation.

      Why should it be assumed that "corporate people" are "adults"? That they can be excused from the negative consequences of their actions has more in common with "children".

    23. Re:the real study is... by arose · · Score: 1

      And why do you write documentation in a general purpouse WYSIWYG word processor to begin with?

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    24. Re:the real study is... by cgsamurai · · Score: 0

      Um, no.

      The point was the amount of MSoffice users you will have to retrain to relearn how to use a "so-called" simple office software.

      Quite simple really, however, seems you missed it, so we forgive you:)

    25. Re:the real study is... by drudd · · Score: 1

      At some level training is a recurring cost as well, since you can count on finding new hires with MS Office experience, but you can't count on finding people with OSS experience.

      This may change in the future, but it certainly isn't the case now.

      Doug

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    26. Re:the real study is... by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      The point was the amount of MSoffice users you will have to retrain to relearn how to use a "so-called" simple office software.

      Umm... no. GP was referring to the "hundreds of custom office applications", which is PHB-speak for VBA macros some intern wrote. GP brought that up after it was pointed out that it didn't cost anything to train people to (mis)use MS Office so it won't cost anything to train them to use OpenOffice.

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    27. Re:the real study is... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Probably a mass of shitty VB that could & should be refactored to clean, EJB. I mean, hell! I've seen automated excel spreadsheets used as friggin' databases with query wizards tacked on! (and repeatedly taking down Excel in spectacular crash 'n burn) Isn't this kind of stuff something you want to clean up before it becomes too much of a jumble? Or do we want MSOffice to become today's COBOL?

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    28. Re:the real study is... by slipstick · · Score: 1

      Maybe because your personal experience seems to be totally at odds with the general one.

      The worst complaints I've ever seen or experienced against OOo is that it doesn't always deal with MS Word/Powerpoint formats very well(although it generally does a hell of a job) and the Writer layout management is different than Word. In the latter case its a training issue for advanced users. In the former case I will only hold it against OOo when/if MS releases a completely open specification of their formats and 6 months afterwards OOo still has problems.

      So the vast majority of users of OOo are generally happy doing even complicated work and your experience is that it is sh*t when you do relatively simple work.

      Now, ask yourself if you don't think that would qualify as flamebait.

      Finally consider that the core of OOo is a mature and well respected application to begin with. StarOffice has been in development for close to 10 years I believe.

      So maybe you didn't intend to be flamebait, that may have honestly been your experience. But even so you extrapolated your personal experience to the general case and than suggested that the Open Source camp was FUDing. Remember you were "shocked!".

      So here's a little tip for you. Next time you feel like claiming the Open Source groups aren't really being on the up-and-up because you've had a supposedly terrible experience with an OS product, maybe ask first what others have experienced, tell people where, when and under what circumstances you were having such incredible problems. Maybe, just maybe you'll get a response like "oh you were using release fuzzel 1.0.3 on Windows XP with patch TYQ which had known severe problems, it was immediately corrected you should have just upgraded to 1.0.3a". Posting this kind of thing on the mail group for the appropriate product would be much better of course than a general purpose blog.

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    29. Re:the real study is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open Office probably didn't crash on you - it was almost certainly Windoze underneath!

    30. Re:the real study is... by PPGMD · · Score: 1
      I don't know of any edition of Office that comes with 3-4 CDs.

      Even Professional comes on a single disc.

      It's applications like Frontpage, Visio, and Publisher that are sold as separate applications.

    31. Re:the real study is... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I agree Office '97' was nice. But anything beyond Office 97 gets progressivly worse to the point of utter frustration.

      I tried open office, but that was back in the "were gonna put a big ass application and hide your desktop" days. Havent since then though.

    32. Re:the real study is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Office seems to have gotten better in 2k/XP with that, but 97 was pretty bad (which was what I replaced with OO).

      And where was OO in '97?

    33. Re:the real study is... by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember retraining costs when users were moved from Windows 3.1 to Windows 95, and again from Novell to AD, and again from Wordstar to Office 4.3 to Office 95 to Office XP, and again from Outlook 97 to Outlook 2000. What's the difference? People can be taught to go to the desktop/taskbar and click/double-click the application they need to use. Most companies let their users learn through 'trial by fire' anyway, so the training argument is invalid. A desktop is a desktop is a desktop, and people who can't handle moving from Windows 2000 to Linux will probably not handle moving from Windows 2000 to Windows XP anyway.

    34. Re:the real study is... by praedor · · Score: 1

      I honestly wish I could say the same. I barely use OOo at all for any professional papers - and I certainly don't use M$ Word, which would serve better than OOo for what I need. I use Lyx because I ultimately have to. The problem is CITATIONS! OOo has no way to handle entering citations in documents. With Word, or Wordperfect, you can use EndNote (third party software) to handle citations beautifully but not with OOo.


      Lyx has the builtin ability (via bibtex) to handle citations itself or better still, you can use pybliographic which is very much as nice to use as EndNote.


      If OOo developed the means to handle citations (its builtin bibliography app is CRAP and less than useless) as well as Lyx does or the way Word/Wordperfect does via Endnote, then I'd use it for virtually all my writing. Instead, the developers prefer to tweak it rather than actually improve it with real, practical, useful functions.

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    35. Re:the real study is... by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Shhh! I'm trying to spread anti-MS FUD :)

    36. Re:the real study is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the part of the article where they mentioned the 100 custom office-based applications that they would need to port?

      Y'know, I was wondering about that. Now I don't work for a city government or anything but I can't begin to imagine why any organization would need to custom develop 100's of applications. What is so special about this particular city that half the staff each need their own special programs that no-one else anywhere needs?

    37. Re:the real study is... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The little lightbulb thing in OOo is almost as annoying, so don't worry about missing the paperclip...

      Incidentally, it was a happy day when I found out how to control the Office Assistant from VBA. There were some truly warped macros in some of my spreadsheets that week ;-)

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    38. Re:the real study is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be the case when originally written but a lot of these VBA macros have evolved into very complex key systems in many workplaces and converting overnight to javascript isn't feasible.

      Plus in my industry, banking, all the excel maths functions plus loads of custom functions are used so it's unrealistic for us to move off Office and Excel especially.

  8. Ever been to a press conference? by gazbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Even the reporters were laughing" - that's not such a rare amazing feat, y'know. Reporters in these events are rude and boisterous. It's like a locker room. This is like saying "Even the hyenas were laughing".

    1. Re:Ever been to a press conference? by hotbutteredhtml · · Score: 1

      Even the hyenas were laughing!

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    2. Re:Ever been to a press conference? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Even the hyenas were laughing

      They way they do when swarming around the prey being devoured after the lion makes a kill.

      Guess who's the lion and who's the the prey being devoured here.

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  9. dear god keep me from busting up here... by tekiegreg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns

    As if I weren't chuckling a little throughout the article, I almost wet my pants on that line. Sure Microsoft is serious about addressing the security concerns, but there's JUST SO DAMN MANY!!! Finding all those security holes would be a computing task akin to solving RC-72 only difference is, in 300,000 days RC-72 will be solved and MS will probably STILL have security holes in whatever OS is running then.

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    1. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by codergeek42 · · Score: 0

      >only difference is, in 300,000 days RC-72 will be solved and MS will probably STILL have security holes in whatever OS is running then. Let's just hope to God/Allah/ that's nt Win ME .... *shudders* ...

    2. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns"

      Just like everyone remember Microsoft about 2-3 years back saying they are now (then) becoming serious about security and it'll show very soon. Those 2-3 years have passed and what have changed? Not much.

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    3. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You comment about solving RC-72 just gave me an interesting idea...
      How hard would it be to set up a system which would systematically try to find security flaws by feeding the OS different kinds of input, essentially trying to find buffer over/underruns and such...?

    4. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell did that get modded as "Interesting"?

      Can I pull some random numbers out of my ass and a cheap MS joke to get modded high, too?

      asstards.

    5. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you read more about the topic of buffer over/underuns.

    6. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft needs to spend less time addressing security concerns and more time addressing security.

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    7. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Finsterwald+P+Ogleth · · Score: 1

      Userfriendly.org had it right.

      At $500 a pop for new bugs, like Mozilla offered, $60 Billion in the bank may not be enough...

      FPO

    8. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite PHB lines (regarding why we use Lackboard):

      "Blackboard may be expensive, but they're coming along."

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    9. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      The real reason they chose MS in regards to security, is that when something goes wrong, they can blame MS

      Have you ever read the fucking EULA on any MS product? They don't even promise it will do what is advertised. All software is shipped AS-IS, and if it fucks you over, tough shit.

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    10. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Just like everyone remember Microsoft about 2-3 years back saying they are now (then) becoming serious about security and it'll show very soon. Those 2-3 years have passed and what have changed?

      They're releasing Windows XP SP2. Perhaps you've heard of it?

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    11. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think I got it right.
      What I meant was this:
      Most security problems are related to input(over networks, from files etc.). E.g buffer overruns occur can occur when a program reads more input than it can place in a buffer.
      Now, most buffers are checked to make sure overruns don't occur, hoever as we all realize there are still a lot of unchecked buffers out there and they can be hard to find. By systematically sending different inputs of varying length containing malicious code etc. to a program one could probably find some unchecked buffers.

    12. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Gooba42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can always blame Microsoft but the contracts you sign to do business with them allows them to abdicate all responsibility.

      Read the EULA. You can't sue them. If it makes your computer burst into flame instead of word processing you *still* can't sue them. If you can prove that they *intentionally* coded it that way, you still can't sue them except *maybe* on false advertising but even *then* the EULA has something to say on the matter and it sure as hell isn't in your favor.

      Just because the MS name is stamped on it does *not* mean you can sue them when something goes wrong. Users, companies and governments have fallen for this crock. You can't sue MS any more than you can sue "Open Source".

      Ultimately you have *no* guarantee that it works or that it will be fixed in a timely manner. The guarantee that Open Source gives you is that if it comes down to fixing it yourself or hiring someone to fix it, you're free to do so. With MS your *only* option is to hope and wait for your issue to become a priority for MS and there are no competitive bids to fix your problem.

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    13. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      I've worked in the defense industry for 20 years. And they don't just want someone to blame, they want someone who will stand behind and fix their software.

      If my company had tried to deliver code "AS-IS" with security holes as big as MS did, we'd have wound up in Leavenworth.

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    14. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like everyone remember Microsoft about 2-3 years back saying they are now (then) becoming serious about security and it'll show very soon. Those 2-3 years have passed and what have changed? Not much.

      Just like everyone remember Linux about 2-3 years back saying that they are now a serious contender as a desktop OS and it'll show very soon. Those 2-3 years have passed and what has changed? Not much.

    15. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well you can't sue me for calling you a bloody moron, because it is true. If your computer bursts into flames because of an MS product you can sue them and you will win, no matter what the EULA says. There is such a term as an unfair contract, and in such cases the contract becomes voidable. Additionally it is also not possible to wave certain basic responsibilities of a product, it just isn't legally binding.

    16. Re:dear god keep me from busting up here... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      That's also correct.
      Both cases are similar, cases where no one really believes this will happen.

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  10. umm by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It still says this article is from The Mysterious Future.... I can reply to current threads, but not start one of my own....

    1. Re:umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what makes the future so mysterious.

  11. Administrators! by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone remembers the (somewhat unfair) 2nd line of the stanza and forgets the extension, but I think it applies here, with no disrespect really intended to teachers...

    Those that can, do.
    Those that can't, teach.
    Those that can't teach, administrate.

    I think that sums it up...

    Simon.

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    1. Re:Administrators! by sporty · · Score: 1

      What if you want to be head of an achedemic department? THen you have to be an administrative teacher...

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    2. Re:Administrators! by nickriviera · · Score: 1

      I've heard it this way:

      Those that can, do.
      Those that can't, teach.
      Those that can't teach, teach gym.
      Those that can't teach gym, administrate.

    3. Re:Administrators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the "correct" version of that joke is:

      Those who can do something, do something.
      Those who can't, teach.
      Those who can't teach, teach teachers.
      Those who can't teach teachers, run the school board.

    4. Re:Administrators! by g0at · · Score: 1

      Before you administrate, do you orientate yourself irregardless of the situation? Careful, inflammable! So is it at risk of burning? You got me...

      -b

  12. For a Brief Shining Moment... by ClippyHater · · Score: 2, Funny

    The unwashed masses had a glimpse of what life was like in the /. Subscriber's world. Whoooaaaah!

    1. Re:For a Brief Shining Moment... by CommanderData · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that Slashdot has reached 10,000,000+ posts it has reached critical mass, it is in the throes of collapse into a singularity. Enjoy it while it lasts, and don't get caught inside the event horizon ;)

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    2. Re:For a Brief Shining Moment... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Umm, in Shashdot's case that should be "critical mess".

    3. Re:For a Brief Shining Moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. 10,000,000 is a big number, but you are way too amazed by that.

    4. Re:For a Brief Shining Moment... by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

      The unwashed masses had a glimpse of what life was like in the /. Subscriber's world.

      I thought the /. subscribers were the unwashed masses. Smells that way from here..

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    5. Re:For a Brief Shining Moment... by ClippyHater · · Score: 1

      ...and don't get caught inside the event horizon

      Hey, that's where I do all my best work--my basement, in all its 80's wall-paneling glory (darn those previous owners!).

    6. Re:For a Brief Shining Moment... by TrentTheWiseA · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear?!?? You can escape the event horizon according to Hawking, at least if you're very 'light'. (Get it???! Light,.. photons/energy, aaw, never mind.)

  13. Why... by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    was this removed and retitled with a different headline? I also found it strange that no one had posted any comments on the original story

    1. Re:Why... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Informative

      was this removed and retitled with a different headline? I also found it strange that no one had posted any comments on the original story

      Not to worry! I've saved the original here. As for the original headline, I think it was just too fractured and unclear: "MS Funded Study Deciding Factor in 10yr Deal" makes it sound like the study was deciding something.

      I also saved the original 11 comments, most of which were asking "where are all the comments?" I suspect a glitch in the system, but I'll leave that to the experts to explain.

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    2. Re:Why... by julesh · · Score: 1

      As for the original headline, I think it was just too fractured and unclear: "MS Funded Study Deciding Factor in 10yr Deal"

      The current one isn't much better. There's a major punctuation fault in both, is the reason. Take the current title:

      Microsoft Funded Study Cinches 10yr Deal.

      Let's analyse that. "Microsoft Funded Study"... subject verb object, a complete phrase... "cinches"... verb???

      I think they mean "Microsoft-funded Study Cinches 10yr Deal". Although it could be "Microsoft funded study, cinches 10yr deal" implying (correctly, as it happens) that these are two things MS did: they funded a study, then cinched a 10 year deal (presumably related to the study, otherwise specifying them in the same sentence would be bad style).

  14. Here they are by stateofmind · · Score: 3, Informative

    Email them with the subject "Ha ha" :)

    http://www.newham.gov.uk

    Josh

    1. Re:Here they are by caino59 · · Score: 1

      nah, email them a virus instead...

    2. Re:Here they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even need to bother. They're probably already buried several thousand times over in automated attacks.

      It's a shame, the decisions morons make.

    3. Re:Here they are by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Why bother? They're using IE. Chances are they already have tons of them.

    4. Re:Here they are by David_W · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps they do understand bias... so much so in fact that they realize they are as biased as the site (and perhaps this is why they come here), but, more importantly, don't care.

    5. Re:Here they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but they do know what it means when Bill comes up and says "take it up the ass".

    6. Re:Here they are by KontinMonet · · Score: 1

      At the bottom of their page it states:

      By 2010 Newham will be a place where people choose to live and work

      Well maybe not now...

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    7. Re:Here they are by merdaccia · · Score: 1

      And of course, they're running Linux.

      In Soviet London, the gap minds you, apparently.

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    8. Re:Here they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess they'll be getting rid of their Redhat web server then...

  15. Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by tod_miller · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft not only are getting license fees, but consulting fees.

    Isn't this illegal? If this is classed as consultation I am sure that there is somethign to stop conflicts of interest.

    The guy responsible is Contact: Richard Steel, Head of ICT Tel 020 8430 4301 richard.steel@newham.gov.uk.

    richard.steel@newham.gov.uk You can petition here sensibly.

    Details of the settlement from the minutes of the council: http://moderngov.newham.gov.uk/ieListDocuments.Asp ?CommitteeId=294&CF=Cabinet&MeetingID=2149&DF=22/0 4/2004&Ver=4#AI2970

    From the Newham Council website (where you can http://www.newham.gov.uk/content/Environment/aband oned_vehicle_form.jsp? report an abandoned car...). This guy should loose his job, and there should be a public investigation, as there is call for one in this instance, we are not talking peanuts here, millions of pounds that will be invested into systems that are inheretly costly and have huge running costs - not to mention the costs of viruses. Newham have had thier fair share of virus related incidents (news on website).

    (what happened to this stoy on /.?)

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    1. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      I have been spoilt by BBS's auto parse urls:

      Minutes of meetings

      Report abandoned car

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    2. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by ranolen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I'm sorry, but unless you are a tax payer there then you have no right to petition. It is not your money that is going down the drain.

    3. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by julesh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I'm not sure that's true. Potential suppliers also have an interest in the case. The timing of this deal is interesting too -- I believe the government guidelines on OSS usage (which will require government bodies to favour open source solutions over proprietary ones where there is no clear advantage to the proprietary system) are due to be released in the very near future.

    4. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Petition no, but call them idiots, yes.
      You won't take my free speech zealot!

    5. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      I didn't put 'IANATP' anywhere in my post.

      What made you think I am not a tax payer?

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    6. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by mattypants · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Decision: The Mayor in consultation with the Cabinet agreed:
      ... (iv) to agree to waive Standing Order 8 (requirements for all contracts over £25,000 to be subject to formal tendering) to enable the Strategic Partnership Agreement with Microsoft to be concluded despite the absence of any formal tendering for the reasons set out in the report;
      ...
      (viii) to note the information in the exempt report related to this item.
      So, it seems that MS bypassed the usual tendering process by means of their own funded report... and the council can't make public the findings of their experience.
    7. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by mattypants · · Score: 1

      I have just realised that I made a mistake. The report mentioned was not that from Microsoft, but from the council's chief executive. I retract my previous comment. I still think the whole thing stinks, though.

    8. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by ranolen · · Score: 1

      My post wasn't directed directly at you. It was aimed at all the other slashdot people who would send messages to the department, when they have no reason to. If you are a tax payer there, then go nuts.

    9. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by theCat · · Score: 1

      Here in San Jose, the busy center of Silicon Valley, the city CTO snuggled with Cisco on telecom equipment to the tune of $8M for the new city hall still under construction. Cisco horned in early, wrote the IT specs, wrote the equipment list using Cisco products, recommended an installer, and got the CTO to write a letter saying that Cisco didn't influence the process. Word got out, the CTO is canned, her staff is canned, even the janitor may come under investigation, criminal investigations are started, Cisco cries that they have been framed, and the City has to rebid the whole thing setting back construction for months.

      All around, probably a half dozen high level IT positions will need to be filled as well before the dust settles, introducing more delays. The fiasco will cost so much money and time that the Mayor may lose the next election.

      So yeah, not everyone walks away laughing. The goddess Eris must be having a good time, though.

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    10. Re:Contact and Meeting Minutes from Newham by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yupe! People should not make petitions to end massacres in Sudan. They have no right to pettition. It's not their race/religion/fellow citizens that gets massacred.

  16. This is too good.... by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On the risks of Open Source:

    Open source vendors are currently experiencing more vulnerabilities and receiving more security advisories than Microsoft


    Let me get this straight.... because OSS publishes and fixes their bugs, rather than MS' security through obsecurity (don't publish security advisories), OSS gets docked more points??!

    1. Re:This is too good.... by nologin · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hmm. If I remember correctly, a bug that was in a tool used in 9 Linux distributions (for example) was also counted as 9 vulnerabilities as opposed to just one.

      Take the numbers out of context and they really lose all of their meaning. Hence, the study comes to its conclusions with a lot more spin than relevant fact.

    2. Re:This is too good.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a bug that was in a tool used in 9 Linux distributions (for example) was also counted as 9 vulnerabilities as opposed to just one.

      The open source community should publish a similar report where the number of different vulnerabilities is multiplied with the number of installations. After all, this is the total number of holes that exist somewhere, isn't it?

    3. Re:This is too good.... by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You also forgot MS' new strategy of lumping 2 or 4 or 40 security holes into one "vulnerability".

      Some OSS vendors do this too, but not to the same extent.

    4. Re:This is too good.... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      The use of security advisories and patches as an indication of overall vulnerability is inherently flawed.

      If nobody knows about it, why not roll all the fixes into the monthly security rollup and be done with it? Is there something to be gained by publishing blueprints for attacking their customers?

    5. Re:This is too good.... by youritadvisor.com · · Score: 1

      Hmm. If I remember correctly, a bug that was in a tool used in 9 Linux distributions (for example) was also counted as 9 vulnerabilities as opposed to just one.
      Take the numbers out of context and they really lose all of their meaning. Hence, the study comes to its conclusions with a lot more spin than relevant fact.

      However the same rules applied with different flavors of windows (windows 98, Me, XP) too so it really wasn't that unfair a comparison

    6. Re:This is too good.... by geomon · · Score: 1

      If nobody knows about it...

      I don't think that is a valid assumption.

      You should always assume that your system is compromised and be looking for places where attackers can penetrate your defenses.

      You should never assume that the software you just deployed is bulletproof.

      The use of security advisories and patches as an indication of overall vulnerability is inherently flawed.

      Just saying that "it is so" doesn't prove much. I could argue that knowing how the vulnerability can be exploited gives me, the system administrator, an opportunity to work around the hole until a patch is distributed.

      If the hole is only known to the software vendor and the Blackhat community, then how is your assumption that advisories are "inherently flawed" better than disclosure?

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    7. Re:This is too good.... by slipstick · · Score: 1

      Bzzt, wrong!

      Sorry, I just had to do that, not trying to be flippant.

      Anyway, it is unfair if you pick a quality of one product that puts it in a bad light that the other product is not generally vunerable to.

      In other words, a bug in a single Open source library included in 9 different Linux distributions is 1 bug not 9, just as 1 bug in a Windows 98 library is 1 bug given that the library is not likely to be included in Windows 98,ME,2000 & XP. Furthermore, why would they bother to count anything to do with Win98,ME,2000 since Newham was going towards XP/latest version of Linux?

      Actually to be closer to "fair" they should have counted bugs in Windows XP coming preinstalled from HP,Dell,IBM and directly from MS. This is more akin to what we have with Linux distributions than counting different versions of Windows.

      Anyway, the point still stands that counting 1 bug that exists in a product from 9 different vendors is still just 1 bug.

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    8. Re:This is too good.... by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


      The fact that a benchmark is flawed never stopped people from using it, as long as it fits their agenda and they know that most people are completely ignorant about the critical facts. It's like those air fresheners that claim to sanitize the air...awesome marketing and quite appealing to those who don't understand that simply exhaling or even stirring up some dust fills the air with bacteria. So it is with counting bugs. It doesn't matter to Microsoft that their obfuscation is covering up literally hundreds of thousands of bugs in their software (assuming one bug per 1000 lines of code)--they'll still count things showing OSS is worse.

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    9. Re:This is too good.... by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      And of course a typical Linux distribution has like 50x the software you find in Windows.

  17. This happens every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bring in a competing vendor and make your current partner aware of this to get a better deal. All these "studies" are just a smokescreen.

  18. because it's scheduled in the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    You can't see this story because it's scheduled in the future, where only subscribers can see it.

    Yesterday's breaking news, but on Slashdot it's "scheduled in the future".

    Way to be on the ball, editors.

    1. Re:because it's scheduled in the future by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot. It's always been that way. Slashdot, with very few exceptions, doesn't do it's own journalism. It's just a collection of (usually) revelent articles. Before it gets posted here, it's usually out in the wild for a little bit, if not longer. Not everyone reads the Register or Groklaw everyday so for them it's relevent.

  19. Where is the business planning? by liam193 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns. ®

    Where is the business sense? Very serious about addressing security concerns? You don't select a product to run your production apps based on someone being very serious. When it comes to security concerns, you select a product based on the product's track record with security.

    I don't care if you like MS products or not; the statement above is not gounds for any business decision. When will people learn to evaluate products correctly. If MS wins on security, then say they win on security. If they don't, don't say they are very serious about getting there. Tell them they haven't done a good enough job yet and they need to prove it first.

    1. Re:Where is the business planning? by 5m477m4n · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending M$ is anyway, but part of the problem in selecting a web browser is all the developers using M$ tools like FrontPage and scripts that only work on IE. Netscape is getting better (or worse depending on how you look at it), but the web desingers are still making pages for IE without considering cross-browser compatibility.

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    2. Re:Where is the business planning? by stratjakt · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You don't sign a 10 year contract with someone you don't think will be around in 10 years. Maybe thats what this is about.

      Maybe some people can see the writing on the wall. That the "OSS community" will be assimilated by IBM. RedHat and other linux vendors will become IBM affiliates or subsidiaries. One thing's for certain; the fragmented linux server market will consolidate. And IBM will be right there to make sure it consolidates into something it can profit from.

      Maybe a definate MS lock-in was preferential to the mere idea of another IBM lock-in. Maybe governments and businesses have dealt with IBM as sole source vendor before, and it left a bad taste in their mouth.

      Hell, I know how much money and effort went into getting out from under IBM's thumb at the last company I worked at. All that System/36 shit. IBM's forced migration path to an AS/400. That company chose MS over IBM too. We rewrote all the old code, moved all the data to SQL Server, etc..

      Having "linux" associated with "IBM" is a very, very, very bad thing. To almost anyone who's been in the industry more than 10 years or so, IBM is the "big evil corporation" that you all think MicroSoft is. They still see MS as the upstart company that broke IBM's stranglehold on business computing.

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    3. Re:Where is the business planning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't sign a 10-year deal. Period.

    4. Re:Where is the business planning? by the+web · · Score: 1

      Well I for one, am very serious about you handing all your money over to me. In fact it's my business model.

      1. Be very serious about getting money
      2. ...
      3. $ Profit $ !!

      ...the sarcasm, she hurts.

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    5. Re:Where is the business planning? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Why? So you can be bled for consultancy fees and feasibility studies every year? So every new government can piss away millions converting the whole city to their favorite software package?

      Cities routinely seek out multi-year contracts. We have client sites that've been using our software for 20 years or more.

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    6. Re:Where is the business planning? by crucini · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. Too bad you were modded down as a troll. It's a good example of moderators silencing a dissenting view.

    7. Re:Where is the business planning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. They are seriously concerned by the lack of security at address 0x0000 0000, 0x0000 0004, 0x0000 0008...

    8. Re:Where is the business planning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, I think, the trust people put in track history. Instead of looking at the big picture, people think that the more items in the track history, the more trust you can put on it. It's similar with financial history. You can have a long history of minor purchases and yet, somehow, it instills more trust than a couple major purchases.

      In the case of IE, there is a long trail of bugs and patches. It makes people like Steel think that it has a good track record of squashing bugs compared to Mozilla et al.. It's not the amount of fixes that is important, but that the bugs that shouldn't have been there in the first place.

    9. Re:Where is the business planning? by Mark+Hood · · Score: 1

      Where is the business sense? Very serious about addressing security concerns? You don't select a product to run your production apps based on someone being very serious.

      "I strenuously object?" Is that how it's done? Hm? "Objection, your Honor." "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. You strenuously object. Then I'll take some time and reconsider."

      Sorry, couldn't resist.

      Mark

      PS 'You want the patch? You want the Patch?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PATCH!'

      PPS I'm done now.

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  20. The council never intended to go OSS by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The council has an independent consultant suggest mixing OSS and commercial. Microsoft comes up with it's "study" showing the cost/security "advantages" of sticking with Microsoft. The council then goes into high-level, high-pressure negotiations and comes out with a great deal (except for the fact they are so going to be 0wned, big time).

    They've set the new template for Microsoft negotiations. Of course, if they actually cared about the community they supposedly represent, they'd have actually followed through with the initial suggestion. But that's asking way too much.

    1. Re:The council never intended to go OSS by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, the original "independent" consultant specialized in OSS setups.

      Sounds to me like two villains each presented their best shot, and Newham decided which one to go with.

    2. Re:The council never intended to go OSS by misleb · · Score: 1
      The council has an independent consultant suggest mixing OSS and commercial. Microsoft comes up with it's "study" showing the cost/security "advantages" of sticking with Microsoft. The council then goes into high-level, high-pressure negotiations and comes out with a great deal (except for the fact they are so going to be 0wned, big time).

      You know, it isn't even really about being "0wned" these days. Things have gotten so bad that "hacking" has become automated. Most places don't even have a chance to worry about real hackers. They are too busy fending off the script kiddies and spammers. That is what makes this decision so absurd. Who HASN'T been hit by some kind of Microsoft propagated worm, virus, or spyware? It sounds like this organization is already having problems with viruses and such. How could they possibly accept such an empty promise from Microsoft?

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  21. Mod 'em down by MikeMacK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we all mod down the Newham Council for trolling?

  22. Microsoft was laughing too... by Jtheletter · · Score: 4, Funny

    All the way to the bank.

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    1. Re:Microsoft was laughing too... by Nunar · · Score: 0

      ...the money bank.

  23. Competitive Pressure by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Even when open source is not chosen, it's having an effect. This article clearly shows how open source is lowering costs for customers, and driving Microsoft to make important improvements.

    Poor Microsoft. They've never really been exposed to competitve pressures before.

    1. Re:Competitive Pressure by spectecjr · · Score: 1, Troll

      Even when open source is not chosen, it's having an effect. This article clearly shows how open source is lowering costs for customers, and driving Microsoft to make important improvements.
      Poor Microsoft. They've never really been exposed to competitve pressures before.


      Yes they have. Plenty of times. Lotus, Corel, IBM, you name it.

      What they haven't had to deal with before is people giving away their work for free. It's hard to compete with free - that's why there are laws against product dumping.

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    2. Re:Competitive Pressure by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      But this is pressure on their main product - their operating system. That's never happened before in any serious manner, and it can't be solved by just buying out the competition. This is a new situation for the misnamed MicroSoft.

    3. Re:Competitive Pressure by argent · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has rarely been subject to competitive pressure that they haven't been able to counter by leveraging a monopoly in another market, such as by giving Internet Explorer away for free... and when that wasn't good enough they coerced vendors to ship it instead of Netscape. And this wasn't a new tactic: when Windows was a separate product from DOS it would refuse to run under DR-DOS, and don't forget "DOS isn't done until Lotus won't run."

      So, basically, you don't need to feel sorry for poor Microsoft having to deal with open source software. Especially since they use open source software pretty extensively themselves.

    4. Re:Competitive Pressure by fikx · · Score: 1

      This was pretty much my thinking. I've never hated MS for their technology so much as for their bussiness practices. This kind of stuff is a win-win for people who are considering alternatives. (use OSS as a lever). If MS gives in, they win. If not, they call the bluff and still end up ahead by using OSS. The good thing about all of it is that MS has to finally work under competition.

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  24. The 3 lies for the current millenium by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 5, Funny
    1) Lies

    2) Damned Lies

    3) Microsoft Funded TCO studies

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    1. Re:The 3 lies for the current millenium by Kenja · · Score: 1

      So are the pro Linux TCO studies lies or damned lies? I for one think that TCO in general is a lie. There is no way anyone can say that everyone else will save money by using any given OS. I use Linux for when I need the tools that it has. Likewise I use Windows, Solaris, IRIX and HP/UX for when I need the tools THEY provide. Saying that I dont realy need all those other tools and I can save money by just sticking to a given subset of applications and servies is like saying I'll save money on gas by switching from a car to abike. Never mind that I have a twenty mile commute. Sure, its true, but its still BS.

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    2. Re:The 3 lies for the current millenium by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 1
      Okay, so some people have had their sense of ha-ha programmatically removed...

      But, since I have been attacked, I will defend. Allthough meant to be humorous, you will note I clearly delimited that the TCO studies in question were Microsoft-funded, not Pro-Microsoft. Is it possible to have a TCO study that is Pro-Microsoft and not Microsoft-funded? Of course! As you point out, you use the right tool for the job, and in some cases that may mean Microsoft.

      As for your first question, do you not understand the quote? The choice is between one of three types of lies, not just the first two. To answer your question a pro-linux tco study (if a lie) would be #2, a damned lie, since it was not funded by Microsoft, and my personal viewpoint makes it a damned lie, as opposed to the ordinary version...

      However, the only lie in all three posts so far is your assertion that TCO in general is a lie. Your trivial and irrelevant example bears this out. You could save money on gas by switching to a bike, would you save money overall, probably not, since the time required is prohibitive (and money is nothing more than a unit of time, as in my employer is going to be pissed about the 15bucks worth of time I'm wasting teaching you how to prosecute an argument...) TCO done wrong, (like the Microsoft funded TCO studies cited originally) are worse than useless. Any study which reaches a predetermined result, particularly one in keeping with the interests of the funding body..., need be considered suspect. Over-applying the results of a TCO study, for example to other businesses or sectors of the economy where the study was not taken (incidentally another feature of the Microsoft funded TCO studies...) is equally useless in the best case scenarios, and smacks of fraud in the worst case scenarios.

      Ultimately, most people don't know how to evaluate the information being presented to them in a TCO study, nor are able to apply those results meaningfully to their own situation. These folk tend to question the value of the entire process, rather than questioning the process (something liable to yield results!) This bias tends to create situations where they discount an idea because of the method of presentation, comitting the egregious sin of omission, much like they would like to accuse the presentation method of doing...

      To return to your facile example of the car/bike analysis, apart from lousy phrasing, there certainly could be conditions where riding the bike the 20 miles would be an overall time/money savings. I don't know if you are a 350 pound couch potato that could desperately use some activity to improve your health (and incidentally extend the amount of time you have on this Earth, which unless I'm mistaken would be a profit...) or if you are a health nut who spends $100/month to go to the gym and ride a stationary bike every day, in which case not paying for the privelege also saves those fees.

      I suspect that if you think about it for five minutes that your problem is not with TCO studies, but poorly done TCO studies, much like my issue with poor analogies.

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  25. Had to laugh by phalse+phace · · Score: 1
    Oh man,... I just had to laugh at this one.

    One of the main conclusions of its research was that as well as being cheaper than OSS, Microsoft is more secure than the open source alternative.

  26. Cheaper and More Secure??? by Foofoobar · · Score: 2

    Apparently it was this last statement where Microsoft said it was a better choice over open source because it was cheaper and more secure that caused the crowd of journalists to suddenly laugh out loud.

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    1. Re:Cheaper and More Secure??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe that MS can be both cheaper and more secure in smaller shops, given the salary of a linux admin vs. an MCSE.
      On the cheaper side, consider the cost of an MCSE with 5 years of experience vs. a UNIX/Linux admin with 5 years of experience. Usually, there is a significant difference in salary which can offset the cost of a few Windows licenses. If you're only supporting 20 boxes at $200/yr (let's go with this for licensing fee, just for a nice round number), you're spending $4000/yr on licenses. Given the difference in salary between the two employees, you'll probably end up spending less with the MCSE.
      As for security, how would a Windows box be hit by much of anything behind a decent firewall? Adware and spyware won't be an issue if you manage to prevent software installation by end users. The only other possibility for a lack of security really comes from end-user stupidity, which is universal. It might not be more secure, but it might not be less secure, either.
      I know MS funded this study, but the arguments do have merit. Stop the Linux-MS flamewar already. They're about equivalent given an admin who doesn't have his head up his ass. In the words of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, "Every OS Sucks".

    2. Re:Cheaper and More Secure??? by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As for security, how would a Windows box be hit by much of anything behind a decent firewall?

      Then you can't let laptops on the network either, since something infected could then be behind the firewall broadcasting away.

    3. Re:Cheaper and More Secure??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "anything behind a decent firewall"

      You must of missed the part about IE.

    4. Re:Cheaper and More Secure??? by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well I dunno. I am a web and database developer for a small shop at a vendor for Microsoft and I make less that most people in my field (mainly because I work for a smaller shop). I use Apache, MySQL and PHP but not Linux (because they won't let me). I find I can implement everything alot easier due to a larger online community; I save money with downtime from virus and patching.

      My wife works for Expedia (which is a huge Windows shop) and she always comments that their machines running IIS constantly crash and that they require 4 times the number of machines for what one Linux machine running Apache could do.

      I always hear this argument that open source people are more expensive and I wish that were true because then I would be making a decent salary... but it just isn't.

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    5. Re:Cheaper and More Secure??? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Adware and spyware won't be an issue if you manage to prevent software installation by end users.

      That being one big if... It's not as if Windows has a simple allow/disallow software installation setting.

  27. Why am I not surprised? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe the bad press of the incident combined with the ever-growing list of XP SP2 application breakage will cause Newham to rethink their agreement.

    You know, the funny thing is that if they had gone with Linux (RH, Suse/Novell, etc) they'd get a new, updated OS every 2 to 3 years if they wanted it. With the 10 year MS deal, they'll get Longhorn (maybe), but nothing else most likely. So at the end of the deal, they'll be like all those NT4 users were a few months back. Sad...

    1. Re:Why am I not surprised? by bookemdano63 · · Score: 1

      Better than that? They can get Linux updates every day! Great for TCO.

    2. Re:Why am I not surprised? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ah how your reply could be taken either way...

      So if you were being sarcastic... yes, Linux users *can* get updates every day. And that *is* good for TCO since you can get most of the patches for vulnerabilities almost immediately, which means you are less susceptible to break-ins by tools from script kiddies, which means less downtime, which speaks well for TCO. Further, most Linux updates patch a single piece or app and unless you're dealing with the kernel aren't likely to render a system unbootable... if anything, only the service itself fails. Compare this to the current average of 2 in 10 MS systems with XP SP2 not coming back online. Again, this speaks wonders for Linux TCO.

      Of course, if you weren't being sarcastic, but actually meant what you said to be taken at face value, then again, yes, that is awesome for TCO for all the reasons listed above and more.

      After doing IT work for 10+ years and working with Linux, Solaris, MS, and Netware, I'm a firm believer that the upfront cost of software, licenses, and installation isn't really related to TCO. The proof of TCO comes over the 3 year period of use after the initial OS installation when you factor in patches, updates, reboots, downtimes, viruses, break-ins, etc.

  28. 10 years is a long time ... by johnhennessy · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Microsoft must really be begining to feel the heat if they are starting to push for 10 year contracts. I'll concede that a sense of permanance is good in IT (and especially local authority), but 10 years (in any industry) is a very, very, very long time to be betting on one horse.

    Just look back at 1994 and see what has changed sense - and what hasn't changed. All the world has changed, except for Microsoft.

    I just hope that Newham Council survuve this contract. Repeat after me: Microsoft doesn't scale. There is (believe it or not) a reason why it appears cheaper than all that nice Peoplesoft/Oracle/IBM - its not as good.

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    1. Re:10 years is a long time ... by throughthewire · · Score: 1
      I was with you until the last paragraph. Peoplesoft?!

      Peoplesoft is a fantastically expensive, inflexible, convoluted and hated piece of crap at every company where I've seen it deployed - including at least one where they spent $millions and more than a year on a failed deployment before scrapping the whole thing. Sure, it scales - so you can have 100,000 users on your b0rken system.

      I wouldn't use it as my standard of comparison.

    2. Re:10 years is a long time ... by johnhennessy · · Score: 1

      Stupid question: which would you use Peoplesoft or Microsoft ?

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    3. Re:10 years is a long time ... by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither, Penn State uses in house developed solutions to manage the 130,000+ people here. Instead of throwing money a "solutions" that do not solve your problem, spend it on competent programmers that can solve it for you.

      Generally nothing comerical scales to this size very well, and most vendors panic when they find out just how large we really are.

      Finkployd

    4. Re:10 years is a long time ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't they some of the same reasons Linux 'appears' cheaper than Windows?

  29. OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by Swamii · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the article, Netproject's Eddie Bleasdale says his consultancy was used as a negotiating tool to get a better deal out of Microsoft. He argues that the council never really intended to deploy an open source solution at all - because it doesn't have the expertise to do so. This wouldn't be the first time. How many times have we seen governments and large corporations fake the move to OSS only to get a better deal from MS?

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    1. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eddie is a fanatical open-source advocate who was trying to score a large contract 'converting' Newham to open source. Don't read anything more into his statement as sour grapes.

    2. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by vidarh · · Score: 4, Insightful
      True. But that's a great thing. It shows that Linux is reintroducing competition into the IT marketspace. Once more governments catch on, they'll all be running Linux pilots in the hope of forcing Microsoft to drop their prices. If anything it will hurt Microsofts bottom line, and some are bound to decide to jump ship anyway.

      Someone posted in some other forum on this very issue that this is also great for another reason: It proves to everyone looking that Linux is a serious contended worth considering - why else would Microsoft see a need to fund an "independent" study AND massively drop their prices to prevent a move?

      So see this as free marketing: Microsoft is telling the world that Linux is good enough for large government deployments.

    3. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by dannybackx · · Score: 1

      *Of course* OSS was used as a tool to lower prices MS prices.

      Face it: if you were about to spend lots of money, and the vendor in question had a public argument with others about the price and use of its product, why would you not try this out ?

      It's common knowledge amongst corporate buyers that the software vendor's sales people use any and all means to grab your money. After all, all the salesperson has is talk : the product he sells doesn't cost his employer more than a few $.
      Microsoft can send a single box to a 50,000 person company as well as to a 1,000 person company - the price for the vendor is "per company" not "per seat". But they'll pay a different price for that box. Ask yourself why. Remember that on top of the license fee, they'll pay a lot of $$ for support (which does depend on the amount of seats).

      In the end, the licensing you pay depends on how good a negociator you are, and how good a salesperson the vendor has.

      So once again - if you're buying and you want to do a good job, you'll use all the tools you can get your hands on. The OSS community is just one of them.

    4. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is, we can handle lower prices. It's Microsoft that can't.

      This proves that OSS is on the right track. MS can't survive giving software away for free.

    5. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by youritadvisor.com · · Score: 1

      From the article, Netproject's Eddie Bleasdale says his consultancy was used as a negotiating tool to get a better deal out of Microsoft. He argues that the council never really intended to deploy an open source solution at all - because it doesn't have the expertise to do so. This wouldn't be the first time. How many times have we seen governments and large corporations fake the move to OSS only to get a better deal from MS?

      As long as open source consultancy proposals require you to replace existing employees with new people that have the skill required they will never win because any IT professional that makes that choice is CHOOSING to lose his job. Self interest says they will reject any solutions that will cost them their jobs.

      It might be more cost effective to replace an existing person with a new person trained on unix commands but it would be more effective to produce tools that allow a windows administrator to manage the linux box with the same look and feel they are used to.

    6. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by dirk · · Score: 1

      If the council doesn't have the expertise to roll out and operate an OSS solution, then why in the hell is this guy recommending that they do exactly that? If they don't have the expertise to switch to OSS, then the obvious and best solution is to not do it, because it will be a total disaster. It seems the council made the right decision here.

      --

      "Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand, the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
    7. Re:OSS as a tool to lower MS prices by darnok · · Score: 1

      Consultants' recommendations being used as nothing more than negotiating tools? Welcome to reality, bud.

      Most of the reports I write (and there's lots of them!) are ultimately used by some high-level guy to support his argument with another high-level guy. In the end, one of them wins out and any reports that were used as "evidence" by either side are stuck on a server and forgotten.

      It's not exactly a strong motivation when you know that's going to happen, but it pays well and frankly that's all I care about.

      The fact that Netproject has a guy speaking out on this issue tends to make me think he's more of an evangelist than a consultant. As soon as you introduce an emotional element into the discussion, as seems to be the case here, my thought is that it tends to strongly undermine the credibility of the report from a bias perspective.

  30. Pftp by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny
    A billion is more than a trillion, numbnuts.

    Oh, wait.

    Fuck. Sorry.

    --
    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    1. Re:Pftp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, thanks to the damn metric system, or english system or whatever it's called that they use in England, this really does get confusing. A billion(Brittish) == a trillion(US)

  31. Might save corporations money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    remind me again, how you save money going ms office instead of open office?

    Integrated productivity. I'm using both, but I do find that MS Office is still slightly better to work with, since it's easy to copy and paste data in and out from the office package and other applications.

    Just to satisfy everyone here... the downside is that it cost money and it's from our friends at Microsoft.

    ----

    Now... mod me down.

  32. Taxpayer Dollars by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I were a British taxpayer (yes I know the term is redundant), I'd have to think that either:

    1. Newham knowingly allowed a sales pitch to be used as if it were logical unbiased analysis (in which case they're idiots)
    2. they didn't know (in which case they're idiots)
    3. they did know but didn't care (in which case they're not good stewards of the public's money)
    4. they found out and but didn't demand a greater discount from MS (in which case they're not good stewards of the public's money).
    Anyway, I hope other public entities take the proper opportunity to be more aggressive with Microsoft in negotiating lower prices given the new competitive landscape afforded by open source solutions.
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    1. Re:Taxpayer Dollars by lorcha · · Score: 0, Troll
      If I were a British taxpayer
      you wouldn't be paying taxes in dollars.
      --
      "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    2. Re:Taxpayer Dollars by vettemph · · Score: 1

      "Provided by the management for your protection."

      I'm curious to know, how many poeple recognize your sig?
      ....from a box of ass gaskets.

      --
      The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    3. Re:Taxpayer Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were a British taxpayer (yes I know the term is redundant), I'd have to think that either:

      they're idiots
      they're not good stewards of the public's money


      Is there any reason they can't be both?

  33. rather than MS' security through obsecurity (don't publish security advisories),

    What about this ? Not saying I agree with the survey, but there are far too many people here who are out of touch with reality. In another 5- 10 years, microsoft will be competitive with unix/linux on security. Right now however, it is still behind IMHO.

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    1. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > In another 5- 10 years, microsoft will be competitive with unix....

      Jebus-h-christ-on-a-popsicle-stick, they've been making that claim for the last 5-10 years.

    2. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a joke right?

  34. Open Source needs groups that can help studies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    For a salesguy at a vendor of MSFT, I must say it's a very nice resource Microsoft provides partners (dare I say the only benefit of the Microsoft Partner Program) to help with research, PR, and similar marketing efforts when you're trying to pitch a large customer.

    I'd love to try to sell Novell/Mono solutions as well as MSFT/.NET solutions; but the sales staff gets so much more support from Microsoft in making their pitch, it'd be really really really hard to get anywhere going against them.

    Is there such an organization (IBM, perhaps, though I have no experience with them) that can help provide such studies as the one described in this article to help Linux vendors? Such a supporting organization that could help smaller software companies provide such research for their customers would go a long way to leveling the playingfield for Open Source.

    Bottom line, though, software vendors need to look out for their own bottom line, and the resources Microsoft provides in this regard are very helpful.

    1. Re:Open Source needs groups that can help studies. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      What kind of resources do they provide? If you could quantify what Microsoft does, perhaps you could suggest as much to Novell? Just a thought, anyway.

    2. Re:Open Source needs groups that can help studies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software for government, not unlike some of the stuff from the article. There's some talk of talking to IBM and/or Novell about it, but most of the salesguys are happy with MSFT's support and wouldn't want to rock the boat.

    3. Re:Open Source needs groups that can help studies. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      most of the salesguys are happy with MSFT's support and wouldn't want to rock the boat.

      Understandable. Microsoft tends to respond to dissenters by cutting them off completely. Not a good situation to get into if you're already making money.

  35. Security by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns.

    Aren't alot of the security concerns because of IE. That had me laughing. Firefox 5 secuirty issues vs IE 1459879683 security issues and still counting for IE.

  36. SCO? by rwven · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This is reminding me of those SCO funded "independant studies" on the source code that was "stolen".... pathetic

  37. A factor... by HogGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I belive is TCO studies include the cost of administrators, Correct me if I'm wrong...

    I'm not trying to be sarcastic, but from my experience a mediocre UN*X/Linux administrator draws a higher salary than a "expert" Windows administrator. But on the other hand a good UN*X/Linux administrator can do "more", in less time, than the MS Administrators I know...

  38. article summary incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The only problem is that the study was, you guessed it, not independent at all but funded by Microsoft.

    No one claimed it was independent. There were actually two studies: one by an avowed open source advocacy consulting firm (which was hoping to score a consulting gig charging Newham for 'coverting' to open source) and one by CapGemini, which was indeed openly commissioned by Microsoft.

    I'd suggest both studies might have had an ax to grind, making the reality a lot more mundane than the tin-foil-hat-wearing slashdotters would want to acknowledge.

    1. Re:article summary incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the Register article:

      "Although CapGemini makes a big noise about being independent from Microsoft, the study was indeed funded by the software firm"

      and:

      "Newham had brought in open source consultancy netproject to conduct a study of the feasibility of an open source deployment. It recommended that the council deploy a mixture of open source and proprietary solutions, including an upgrade of its MS Exchange server."

      Draw your own conclusions.

    2. Re:article summary incorrect by geomon · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest both studies might have had an ax to grind...

      Perhaps, but a ten year deal?

      Even if this weren't a decison based on a self-serving study, the length of the contract is pure pork-barrel politics.

      --
      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    3. Re:article summary incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the length of the contract is pure pork-barrel politics.

      What exactly does that have to do with the original point? And why do you assume the council wasn't ready to sign a similar deal with the open-source firm?

    4. Re:article summary incorrect by geomon · · Score: 1

      What exactly does that have to do with the original point?

      The rest of the sentence: ...making the reality a lot more mundane than the tin-foil-hat-wearing slashdotters would want to acknowledge.

      As I said, the length of the contract is pure pork-barrel politics.

      And why do you assume the council wasn't ready to sign a similar deal with the open-source firm?

      I didn't assume anything. Even if they had inked a deal with an open-source organization, it still would have been pork-barrel.

      IMHO, contracts of this length for IT products are not in the public's interest.

      --
      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    5. Re:article summary incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even know what "pork-barrel" politics are? I didn't think so.

      morons

    6. Re:article summary incorrect by geomon · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what "pork-barrel" politics are?

      Yep. I work for a government contractor.

      morons

      Plural?

      Did I give you the impression that there was more than one person writing my posts?

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      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
  39. It's a british local council ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Come on !! It's a British local authority, the corruption of these people is only matched by their incompetance..
    To get business with these poeple you only need to:

    1. offer the biggest beano ( freebies )
    2. offer the largest compensation plan ( bribes )
    3. be related to a council official

    They probably only suggested an open source plan to get MS to up the freebies.

    - Jr

    1. Re:It's a british local council ?? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Actually, as someone who has recently sold an OSS based solution to a British local council body, I can tell you that most of them aren't that bad. They're mainly interested in getting the job done for as little outlay of public money as they can.

  40. Assimilation by doggiesnot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone repeat after me... Resistance is futile. Resistance is futile. Resistance is futile.

    1. Re:Assimilation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or the British version:

      Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

    2. Re:Assimilation by Esteanil · · Score: 1

      As someone said on /. before, I don't remember who...

      "Microsoft is not the Borg, the Borg have proper networking."

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      I'm a dreamer, the world is my playpen. But hey, I'm a serious person, I can't dream all the time.
  41. So, what's new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole MS' business is a scam.

  42. 10 year deal? by Westech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't understand why anyone would enter into a 10 year deal for anything software related. Things just change way too fast in this industry. 10 years ago Netscape and Lycos were dominating the net, Windows 3.1 was the latest and greatest os, and open source wasn't even on the radar. Who knows where we'll be 10 years from now.

    1. Re:10 year deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 years ago Netscape and Lycos were dominating the net...

      Actually, 10 years ago, Lycos didn't even exist and Netscape hadn't even released its first public beta.

    2. Re:10 year deal? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Who knows where we'll be 10 years from now[?]

      At this rate, we'll all be sitting in cube farms with a sign reading "Longhorn macht frei" hanging over our heads.

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    3. Re:10 year deal? by julesh · · Score: 1

      And in 10 years time all of the Newham councillors will have been swapped for new ones as an example of democracy in action, so they don't really care.

      Well, I can dream, at least.

  43. CapGemini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hahah. I used to work for that pissant company. They are in such dire straits right now. They'd say anything for a buck.

    This kind of crap from my old company does not surprise me for a minute. I'm so glad I got out when I did!

    1. Re:CapGemini by wjeff · · Score: 1

      Actually I used to work for this company as well, and I have to say it is very depressing seeing them participating stupidity like this these days.

      Way back when I first went into consulting, there were two companies that I specifically sought out employement with because of their reputations for doing right by the customer no matter what. DEC Multi-vendor services and Cap Gemini, unforturnately I got to watch one destroyed by absorption into an inferior organization, and the other destroyed by the weak moral fiber of its french management.

      At one time Cap Gemini was one of the only consulting companies in the world that consistently delivered projects on-time, with-in budget, and actually met the original project goals. They also were well known for going to the customer and admitting when they fucked up, and doing what was necessary to fix it, at their own costs. There has been nothing more depressing, than watching them turn into body shopping Microsoft toadies.

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      my old sig is obsolete, and I haven't come up with a stupid enough new one yet
  44. This is Slashdot by rd_syringe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is Slashdot, where every little thing must be made into a juvenile jab at Microsoft. Because Microsoft is bad! The OSDN-owned website told you so... :)

    1. Re:This is Slashdot by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's a sad commentary on Slashdot's idiot population when they come onto a site owned by a company which makes its bread and butter pitching Linux and OSS solutions to get "news", then think it's really really funny that a Microsoft-funded study wound up deciding the direction of an IT project somewhere.

      Dumbasses.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    2. Re:This is Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are treating every little thing as something seperate. If you add up all the little things, it turns into one big thing. IE feature stagnation may be a little thing, reinstallation of Outlook Express or MS Messenger may be a little thing, changing your homepage to MSN or Microsoft.com may be a little thing, with holding documentation about interoperability may be a little thing, forcing per CPU cost for Windows and not per CPU shipped with Windows installed may be a little thing, introducing a version of Windows that only runs on MS DOS may be a little thing, preventing OEM's from placing certain applications on the desktop of preinstalls may be a little thing, some FUD may be a little thing, integrating IE and Explorer and forcing an update system that requires IE may only be a little thing.. I can go on and on if you'd like but those little things are now a TREND!!

  45. There is no business planning in IT purchasing by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where is the business sense? Very serious about addressing security concerns? You don't select a product to run your production apps based on someone being very serious. When it comes to security concerns, you select a product based on the product's track record with security.

    CIOs unfortunately have no business sense, when it comes to evaluating when to use open vs. closed source.

    The problem is that a purchasing process that (presumably) makes sense when you are buying widgets or consumables breaks down when applied to software. If there is no vendor to make a pitch for it, (or if the vendors that do exist aren't huge money vacuums, beacuse they sell expertise instead of binaries) then it doesn't get considered properly.

    High level managers understand contracts, quantities, maintenance contracts. They don't understand software. But they make the decisions.

  46. Re:A factor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK the TCO does not include the cost of admin cleaning up viruses/trojans/malware.

  47. But everyone laughs at Newham anyway! by kahei · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Newham is traditionally one of the UK's 'loony left' local govts -- marxist/socialists who have little knowledge of or interest in government, but a lot of greed and a lot of the kind of ideals and emotions people normally grow out of at age 15. Honestly, if you haven't witnessed UK politics, you really can't imagine it.

    It's interesting how the ones with the biggest fanciest and even most seriously-held ideals are often the most corrupt in their actual manner of business... that goes for a lot more than just UK borough councils.

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    1. Re:But everyone laughs at Newham anyway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      a lot of greed and a lot of the kind of ideals and emotions people normally grow out of at age 15. Honestly, if you haven't witnessed UK politics, you really can't imagine it.


      For some reason, it sounds a lot like slashdot... any comment on that?

  48. Just a misunderstanding... by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The british are a very polite and refined people, who dont like to make a fuss over things. At the board meeting to decide the proper software to use, the chairman, noting the lack of natural light, said "Gentleman what the council needs is to install windows in here". Of course the overzealous microsoft representative leaped up, shook hands with him and went off to tell the master of his victory. The proper and refined council, not wanting to be rude, just decided to let it slide.

    1. Re:Just a misunderstanding... by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      "the overzealous microsoft representative" ...in disguise!

  49. How can MS keep a straight face when it says this? by ScottGant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I still can't, for the life of me, see how MS can say with a straight face that something that costs money is cheaper than something that doesn't cost anything?

    I'm not talking about home desktops which frankly they would be lying through their teeth if they actually tried to pull that one out saying they're cheaper. But I'm talking about large corporations with IT departments.

    IT wouldn't be spending yearly cash on service contracts and the like with open source, wouldn't they instead just HIRE their support? Hire IT pros that KNOW how to program and configure and support and fix the open source servers/databases? You pay for the IT people anyway, why pay in addition to that for service contracts?

    You have company X. They need a new server infrastructure. They hire the people that will build the system from the ground up with open source solutions. They don't buy any software, not even Redhat. They use open source, build the databases, the os, the web server etc etc. The only they they buy is the hardware to run it on.

    After they build it, you keep them as your IT department to maintain everything. No service contracts...not even to Redhat or SUSE or anyone. Now, how is that more expensive than the MS solution?

    I obviously am out of my league here and have no idea how any of this works, I'm just wondering. Can anyone set me straight here?

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  50. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  51. Choice quote from TFA by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

    One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns.

    one word: ph34r

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    sudo eat my shorts
  52. £5m/10 years OR £5m/year for 10 years? by kwashiorkor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Microsoft and the Newham Council have signed a ten year agreement - worth at least - making Microsoft the council's software provider of choice.


    If that's only £5m over the 10 year span, then whoopity freaking do. Then they probably only have a handful of file servers and maybe 300 workstations to support.

    This smells like a "the sky is falling" bs hype story to me.

    If it's £5m/year for 10 years, then it really is a big deal and I'd be very confused by the decision as well. (Well, not really. Graft graft graft)
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    -- kwashiorkor --
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    should not be confused with
    Jumping to Conclusions.
  53. "Cinches"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should that be "Clinches"?

    Where I come from,

    "cinch" == "very easy",

    while,

    "clinch" == "win by a narrow margin".

    I've never seen "cinch" used as a verb before...

  54. This proves my point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The English never were very smart, and, it seems they're intelligence hasn't increased one bit.

  55. what a joke by suezz · · Score: 1

    lol lol lol lol but seriously - there needs to be some kind of external investigation with this one. something smells fishy. I wouldn't even agree to a 10 year open source contract - 10 years is a very long time for software. if I was a citizen I would be seriously concerned. shoot - the could of put fedora on the desktop and have a new os twice a year - I know - they need to go longer than that to get their moneys worth - but when you can just yum an upgrade what is the tco on that?

    1. Re:what a joke by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Fedora is a steaming pile of dung AND it's unsupported. That would've been a smart move.

  56. Shouldn't the title be "clinches"? by jhurshman · · Score: 1

    Not to be a grammar Nazi, but shouldn't the title be "Microsoft-Funded Study Clinches 10-year Deal"?

    I'm not sure what "cinches" would mean in this context.

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    Do not speak unless you can improve on the silence.
  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  58. ObSoviet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...shark jumps YOU

  59. Um.. they obviously haven't seen this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here are a few items that the UK needs to read: How much more proof do you need to stop using Windows?
    1. Re:Um.. they obviously haven't seen this... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      US-CERT is not the US government =)

  60. Speechless. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1, Informative
    Some of the migration cost issues are probably partially valid, as migrating away from a system that already uses MS technology to something else is going to involve a bit more than migrating from older MS to newer MS. But what caught my eye and really caused my jaw to drop off and bounce across the floor was this: On the risks of Open Source:

    Open source vendors are currently experiencing more vulnerabilities and receiving more security advisories than Microsoft. In addition, Microsoft has made a substantial investment in further improving security levels with its Trustworth Computing initiative

    And...

    One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns.

    Really I'm quite speechless.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Speechless. by argent · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft is serious about addressing security concerns. Their preferred method of addressing security concerns is by announcing that they're really serious about security concerns, and that they'll address them, so you don't need to be concerned.

      When they combine this with a few cosmetic changes in Windows, they have maintained an amazingly high success rate at making people less concerned about Windows security. As you can see from this article concerns about Windows security still seem to have a fairly low frequency among key decision makers. And this is, after all, their main concern about Windows security.

    2. Re:Speechless. by member57 · · Score: 1

      Reminds of Orwells 1984. Using the media to rewrite the truth/ history. We techies know about the truth, the ruling powers know too. But using lies and lots of money, the truth gets raped.

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  61. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by ScottGant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But how much are they paying for their IT staff already? These are corporations that don't just have a server sitting in the closet and have a tech come in every 6 months. I'm talking about people there daily.

    Hell, a little Pre-press shop I was in had an IT staff. Why pay for the staff AND a service contract on top of that?

    So yeah, 80 grand a year isn't that far off and you would still save money.

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  62. Amazing. by RLW · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your dad needed to find new friends. The ones he had were obviously deffective.

    1. Re:Amazing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, but he might've won a free friend.

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  64. Security through obscurity? by goldspider · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    You were just waiting for an opportunity to say that, weren't you?

    because OSS publishes and fixes their bugs, rather than MS' security through obsecurity

    Right, that's why Microsoft isn't releasing a HUGE security overhaul in the form of a new service pack.

    Oh wait, they are! So much for security through obscurity!

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    1. Re:Security through obscurity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this will fix all of the bugs? All of the bugs microsoft knows about? Does it even fix all of the bugs Microsoft knows about and publicly admits?

    2. Re:Security through obscurity? by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah MS is really on top of the ball.

    3. Re:Security through obscurity? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      And unless you can prove any of that, by all means lets see the proof. Until then it's nothing but speculation.

      --
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    4. Re:Security through obscurity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of which have been fixed. Next!

    5. Re:Security through obscurity? by geomon · · Score: 1

      All of which have been fixed. Next!

      Are you calling for the next vulnerability, or the next topic?

      --
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  65. American English... by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    They have a tendency to make up new words every second day or so.

    1. Re:American English... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny

      "They have a tendency to make up new words every second day or so."

      That's reposterous.

    2. Re:American English... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      No, actually it it correctly used. They did get a firm grip on the deal just as one of the many definitions of cinch says. :P

  66. Not necessarily... by baudilus · · Score: 1

    I know for a fact that most drug studies (brand X vs. generic) are generously funded by the pharmaceutical company itself! They do this in hopes that they're product will be proven to be the best choice. Many times, it is not, and the results are published anyway.

    On the other hand, they fund those studies because without their money, the studies would not exist. Same deal here - if not M$, who would step in and fund this?

    I hate M$ as much as the next guy, but this doesn't mean that the study was purposely biased.

    1. Re:Not necessarily... by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many times, it is not, and the results are published anyway.

      Thats not entirely true. That's the big problem with drug studies funded by these companies. When the results dont align, they bury the study.

      I have heard the major organizations are trying to get drug companies to announce when said studies begin, that way everyone will be looking for the results, and it will be harder to bury unfavorable ones.

      Heard it on a story on NPR.org about 6 months ago.

    2. Re:Not necessarily... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      NPR had such a story just this afternoon (again).

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    3. Re:Not necessarily... by pershino · · Score: 1
      I hate M$ as much as the next guy, but this doesn't mean that the study was purposely biased.

      Since the study has not actually been published yet, there is no way to determine any bias. Of course, claiming that a proprietary OS, with a long and current history of extremely serious, disruptive security problems is more secure than an open source OS without such disruptive vulnerabilities. does tend to taint most peoples' opinions about a report's bias.

    4. Re:Not necessarily... by slipstick · · Score: 1

      Right, give it a rest.

      If this contract was worth any "largish" amount of money it would easily have been funded by an "independent" contractor(e.g. IBM, they don't really care if you choose Linux or Windows). I'm sure Novell would have funded it as well, they aren't independent but you weren't asking for that, you just asked who would fund it.

      As well, if the study was as costly as you make it out to be, than the cost should be counted against the MS part of the solution as there is no presumption of innocence, you have to believe there is some fudging going on.

      Lastly, again if the contract is big enough than the customer will fund it themselves in order to ensure they make the best decision. That's what studies are supposed to be for. The cost would simply be added to the cost of the total project.

      This contract MUST have been worth several million dollars otherwise the hype wouldn't be worth it and certainly MS wouldn't have paid any attention. As such $100,000 extra to make the correct, unbiased decision is more than doable.

      As such, until the study is released(if it ever is), the presumption that MS cooked the result is the only reasonable suggestion.

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  67. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    Can anyone set me straight here?

    Microsoft will be contacting you shortly.

  68. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should probably realise that IT costs are not the main costs in every middle to large organization. Main costs are USERS training and migration costs.

  69. TCO TCSMOW by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with TCO and Operating Systems is that your are not comparing Apples to Apples, I can easilly Justify that Windows is more expensive then Linux and I can Justify that Linux is more expensive then windows. All I have to do is adjust the implementation around. So if there is a 1000 person company w. 20 or 30 systems per branch then put 1 Administrator at each branch and install software on each PC with different software for every person. Then usually Windows will have lower TCO because the cost for administration will be less for windows vs. linux because a Windows administrator is a dime a dozen, and any problem with windows will get fixed quite quickly with the administrator who is already on salary. But if you take a master application server(s) and install all your application on the servers then have each person use a thin client or a low end pc configured as a thin client. And have 1 or 2 Administrators for the software and a couple of service companies that are in the areas of the branches to repair hardware (which should fail less often because you are not overusing the processor and harddrives), now in this case Linux is the winner here because most GUI applications are X based and and be displayed remotely over SSH and the application servers can be administrated by 1 or 2 people, W linux you dont get killed by license fees for every user allowing growth to be more affordable.

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  70. The original consultants were brought in ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    explicitly for trials of OSS. And in the end, they suggested a mix of OSS and proprietary software. They just pointed out the elements that would be more secure, effective and cost-efficient as OSS. Hardly villainous behavior.

    The Microsoft-funded analysts on the other hand found any use of non-Microsoft software would be both insecure and expensive. They even suggested IE as the browser of choice "because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns". In a world where "Internet Explorer" and security are intrinsically oppositional terms, that is clearly villainous behavior.

  71. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by RevDobbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's wrong with monkeys? I like monkeys.

    The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

    I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

    I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

    Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

    I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

    I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

    I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

    I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

    I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

    Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

    I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

    I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

    I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

  72. Begin it now. by headkase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reminds me of a poem reproduced here:


    Until one is committed, there is hesitancy.
    the chance to draw back,
    always ineffectiveness concerning all acts of
    initiative (and creation).
    There is one elemental truth,
    the ignornance of which kills countless ideas
    and splendid plans---
    that the moment one definitely commits oneself,
    then Providence moves all.
    All sorts of things occur to help one
    that would never otherwise have occurred.
    A whole stream of events issue from the decision,
    raising in one's favor all manner of incidents
    and meetings and material assistance
    which no one could have dreamed would come his or
    her way.

    Whatever you can do or dream, you can begin it.
    Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
    Begin it now.
    - Goethe (1749-1832), German poet and dramatist.


    I think converting to open source is like this poem, as your switching you develop tools to help you convert all your data as you go with increasing returns as your tools improve iteratively. Once your fully open-source then you can reap the benefits of network effects, the reason, I think, that major companies such as IBM and Sun have developed and implemented open-source strategies.

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  73. The obligatory +5 "Microsoft is in trouble!!" post by goldspider · · Score: 1

    I may not be a business expert (but I play on on slashdot) but being able to sign decade-long product/service contracts doesn't sound like a company in trouble to me.

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  74. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by jhoffoss · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Consider:
    * A generic company's IT staff probably (maybe?) is not competent enough to support adequately a company-wide Open Source initiative.
    * Said staff is not going to support an Open Source intiative that will put them out of a job.
    * Company's generally like having third-party support contracts. That means it's someone else's fault, and they can sue said someone if they f*** up. At most, a company can only fire an individual employee if they make a config change that destroys a database, say.
    * What happens if an employee can't figure it out? One of these support contractors will either: not take a contract, or double their rates, if they're expected to come in, figure out what someone else hacked up, and solve that problem. This increases the overall cost because you just hired admins at 80g+ and helpdesk at 50g+, and then you have to pay out for a support contract anyway.

    The sad truth is there are so many mediocre admins/contractors/etc that get by with a "good enough" attitude, that it doesn't surprise me if some companys decide Win32 is cheaper.

    In the same breath, if a company does it right, trains their staff (or pays for their training), and has foresight enough to see through a project like an Open Source conversion, then they will come out on top, IMO. In addition, they will be much more nimble, technology-wise, because of their more advanced and competent IT staff.

    This is, of course, all pure speculation and opinion on my part, but this is /. so this is no surprise.

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  75. This isn't the reason either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ICT0.doc. Page 9 of 31 4.3.3. Although the tour was unrelated to, and arrangements were independent of, the Council's procurement of its future ICT infrastructure, Members should note that one of the tour sponsors was Microsoft, and the tour included a visit to the Microsoft Headquarters in Redmond, and meetings with Microsoft officials. However, this visit had no bearing upon the outcome of the processes set-out in this paper.

    1. Re:This isn't the reason either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an excellent spot. The head of IT and the Mayor's advisor on electronic government go on a freebie to America paid for by Microsoft just before agreeing Microsoft is the cheapest option! This could get thos councillors involved into very hot water...

    2. Re:This isn't the reason either by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Freebie trips are standard fare for high-margin firms. MS are following a long tradition in my town. Interesting how, while working for a struggling but technically competent manufacturer, we often got the technical recommendation in government tenders, but the tenders were often awarded to companies that provided these trips. Nothing builds a relationship like an overseas holiday^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hfact-finding trip. The prospects even write up "reports" when they get back saying amazing things like "our goals and the company we visited are perfectly aligned". It is pretty sad.

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  76. Re:£5m/10 years OR £5m/year for 10 yea by turgid · · Score: 1
    What's really sad though, is that back in 2001, BBC Radio 4 (the BBC's flagship speech-only radio station renowned for quality news anc current affairs) ran with a headline on the national news that the National Health Service (funded to the tune of billions of pounds of taxpayers' money) had reach a groundbreaking deal with Microsoft to save money of Microsoft software. The size of the saving was 50,000 UKP. That's right: 50 thousand pounds (under $100k).

    Why this made national news headlines I have no idea.

  77. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by GreyyGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I still can't, for the life of me, see how MS can say with a straight face that something that costs money is cheaper than something that doesn't cost anything?

    It is pretty easy to say that when you look at the total cost of ownership (TCO). For software, expecially on a network, the price of the software is maybe 1/3 of the total cost to use it. Note the difference in words: price vs. cost. Price is how much money is spent to buy something. Cost is how much money is spent to use it. Part of the cost is training. Switching everyone from MS Office to Open Office has a zero software cost, but sending each person to training classes so they are comfortable enough to use it, and then the time it takes for them to build up their effieciency all needs to be factored in to the total cost. Say you send everyone in the office to a one day OO class. Figure $200/person plus their salary for the day since no regular work is getting done plus a lower effiency rate of work for the next month or two plus the time spent planning the training time. And that is the total cost of migrating to OO from MS Office.

    MS makes sure that migrating away from their software is demonstratably more expensive then staying with them.

  78. Next line by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Those that can't administrate sit on the sidelines and make rude noises, like "FROSTY PISS!"

  79. Riight... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IF and only IF they throw the whole damn thing out and start over.

    Windows is too complex to fix in in it's current incarnation. With COM/DCOM, ActiveX, band-aids piled on top of band-aids instead of fixing things right the first time, it's amazing that XP even WORKS let alone is as "secure" as it currently is (It's the most robust and secure OS from MS to date and it's still got the holes of a seive...).

    Sure security is their top priority- but after the fact is the worst possible time to be worrying about that sort of thing. It's just NOT going to happen the way you're claiming- it's a sysiphean task to begin with and adding the problems of not breaking everything that wasn't designed with security in mind just makes it ten times worse.

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  80. Linux not even an option by obsid1an · · Score: 1

    I've also heard that the Newham council really never considered Linux as an option because they don't have the expertise for the migration. They merely used the Linux/MS study as a way to get a discount from MS which I'm sure they did. MS seems to be throwing a lot of money at groups who are considering options other than theirs.

  81. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by ScottGant · · Score: 1

    No, they had a staff...no, they were not the smartest in the world and no they didn't do an open source solution to anything. The worked on the computers when they wouldn't start, maintained the server but had a contract with SGI.

    But I can see now as others were saying that the cost to SWITCH to open source would be more expensive than just staying with what you already have. THAT I can see...

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  82. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by timts · · Score: 0

    so you dont consider those people maintaining systems are paid, at all, right?

  83. Newham is one of the poorest boroughs in the UK by b4rtm4n · · Score: 5, Informative

    I live in the borough next to Newham. Just to give a sense of scale I can walk to Newham in 10 minutes. And you can cross it by tube in less time. Although driving across it can take over an hour.

    I also work 50% of the time in Newham.

    It is mainly crumbling Victorian buildings with streets barely wide enoungh to drive the essential service vehicles (ambulances, refuse trucks, etc) let alone cars, busses and delivery vehicles.

    It is also one of the key boroughs in Londons 2012 Olympic bid.

    Now rather than spending money on IT why aren't they investing further in the things that the residents need. Repairing the schools, hospitals, policing.

    You have to assume that this funding is from central government as the local council taxes wouldn't provide for this and would hopefully see a revolt amongst voters come the local elections (if they ever found out about it). Given it is such a poor and deprived area an OSS it project for the region would have been a superb idea possibly even run as a charity and gaining tax free status.

    Hopefully the government audit office will investigate deal as smacks of improprietry.

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    1. Re:Newham is one of the poorest boroughs in the UK by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the reason newham is one of the key olympic boroughs is simple.

      Most of the financially strong councils dont want the olympics because londoners will end up paying for it.All the spending will come from londoners and the extra revenue(Taxes,tourist revenues) will go to Whitehall.

      Dear Ken ,before he goes, wants the olympics as a massive ego boost/memorial.Therefore ,he's bribing the poorer east london boroughs to support his olympic bid and the quid pro pro is the facilities for the games.

      Makes me thankful to live in Wandsworth,with the second lowest council tax in England.

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    2. Re:Newham is one of the poorest boroughs in the UK by b4rtm4n · · Score: 1

      LOL I may move there from Redbridge then.

      My Council tax is nearly double yours!

      Excellent point about Ken bribing the poorer councils, however to pay for it ALL our council taxes will go up.

      The only benefit I can see from the olympic bid is that it may force governments hand over crossrail. A project that should've started 15 years ago.

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  84. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

    My sister works for them. She is on holiday so I can't ask her but I thought they had cheapo contractors in to do the support anyway.

    Newham is a cash-strapped E London borough where the Labour Party always have the majority on the council.

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  85. Depends on your viewpoint... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    The typical 10 year government contract obligates them to support the same product as installed or guarantee that any upgrades will not break any apps or majorly disrupt their daily operations. That's not something that MS is really ready for since they deep-down don't care about 98 users only 5 years out- and you won't get any support for it and they won't help you migrate to new solutions, you have to buy them and figure out how to make all your stuff work.

    Do you honsestly think that MS will get enough money from this deal to be able to provide that sort of level of support for this somewhat small account? If you do, I've got some nice beachfront property in Arizona to sell you...

    No, this is a stupid PR deal that they're trying to float to see if they can get people back on their bandwagon. If they screw it up or it doesn't shore up their bottom line (they're not posting profits like they used to lately...) then it's going to cost them a hell of a lot more than they'll see with the deal they worked out with the city. And if they back out or fail to live up to their end of the deal, they're going to face a nice n' nasty breach of agreement suit.

    I'd call that a little more than a company not in trouble- you don't enter into these sorts of contracts on a whim as the only way out is via mediation and settlement or going bankrupt. That's not to say you shouldn't be going into those sorts of deals, but your business had better be predicated on doing these sorts of deals from the start or else you'll just get burned bad.

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  86. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by theM_xl · · Score: 1

    One thing you oughtta note is that for any operation large enough to warrant a largish IT staff, you're going to want the system to be dependable. You WANT a service contract. It's a garantuee clad in steep fines that yes, your hardware at least will behave.

  87. not starting from scratch by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    The problem is that very few companies match the profile of X. Most corps already have a bunch of Windows servers and desktops, and a bunch of Office users. They cannot rebuild their infrastructure from scratch. They need to keep their business running with a minimum of interruptions.

    I see similar situations all the time at my company. An existing software system sucks and needs to be replaced. But the cost is high and the system we have is barely working, so nothing is done.

  88. Reality is the prove of truth by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    Corporate lobbism, corruption, family insiders, elite/golf club membership are way standard of the local politics in any country, any political system. So why should be Microsoft deals be different from, say building industry?

    Fortunately, unlike majority of buildings, Windows software is usually self-destructing in halftime of several months, so we should not be bothered about it. Just sit down and wait for another big Slashdot headlines in some near future, such as 'Newham council website defaced by 11 years old' or 'Newham social workers tablet pc network 0wn3d'.

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  89. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by HavocBMX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quite, simply it's an upgrade strategy. Let's say yes, they did decide to implement everything using opensource technologies and custom defined opensource databases ect. The problem then arises to the cost of having these applications developed and stability. You can't just upgrade it like a commercial product you also don't have any legitimate backing. If you have ever worked in corporate environments the biggest concern is hardly licensing cost. It's quite simply implemenation, security, stability, and upgrade path. Additionally, corporate IT departments are more worried about implementing new projects and keeping the network running smoothly than a few thousand in licensing costs. With licensing you also get software support from the company that made the product. It's a huge issue when all of a sudden your application comes grinding to a halt. I agree that windows server side leaves much to be desired. However, on the client end windows is honestly light years ahead of linux. The applications are already in place and they are simple to implement and administer. The users all already know and understand windows that is just quite simply not the case for linux. Let's say that you have a corporation of 100 end users and that the time it takes for these 100 end users to adapt and adjust to this is 1 week. You have just lost 1 week in soft costs which is way more than the cost of having a system they already understand in place.

  90. The Onion by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 1

    ..has been a dud for past few issues.
    Nice to see I can get my kick ass satire at /. now.

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  91. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by discord5 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    After they build it, you keep them as your IT department to maintain everything. No service contracts...not even to Redhat or SUSE or anyone. Now, how is that more expensive than the MS solution?

    Funny you should mention this. People generally use service contracts with 3rd party companies because it is more expensive to hire people to do a job, than it is to pay a yearly fee, and be covered X hours a month.

    The country I live in, has a very agressive tax policy. For instance, when you work in my country, and your net wage is 1.250, the state adds 30% taxes to that for the individual, and an extra 7% for healthcare and wellfare (I hope I spelled this right). This means the company actually has to pay you 1.250*1.37.

    Most Americans stare at you in disbelief when you tell them this, but this is only the beginning of the story. The company itself has to pay the goverment additional taxes (about 30% of your net income), and additional contributions to healthcare, welfare and pension funds.

    Now, let's start talking benefits. Your employee will want a cellphone and a subscription if he has to call a lot for work and is on location. Wait a minute, did you just say "on location"? Hell, throw in a small car (nothing fancy) that needs to be leased every month. And then, you need to have a pensionfund and insurance for ALL of those employees, because once you decided it would be a good thing when the company was small.

    These employees also want leave of abscense, certification (which the company needs from time to time), expenses (hey, those cars don't drive themselves you know). To top it all off, if you want to fire someone who is out of his trial time (which by standard is 30 days, but can be extended up to 90 days for high wages), you have to keep them in service for at least another 3 months to over 3 years (depending on how long they've worked for your company), or just get them out of the building and pay the equivalent sum (and let's not forget taxes).

    Now look at the option of paying those 1500 a month for a company that has a multitude of people only a phonecall or e-mail away for that service contract. You'll get 20 hours of technical support for that price, and they are often more efficient than that staff of 10 people who are constantly nagging for more benefits. Instead, you hire one or two guys who do the grunt work, and the rest goes to a company who'll service you faster than you can walk to the IT department and shout at the nearest techie.

    I obviously am out of my league here and have no idea how any of this works, I'm just wondering. Can anyone set me straight here?

    I hope this was enlightening, when I first started counting how much I made I was disappointed, now I know why we're understaffed and pay so much money for those damned service contracts in the first place.

    PS: I typed the € symbol everywhere, but I'm too lazy to type € everywhere now.

  92. Did they add in the cost of funding the 'audit'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be curious to see if somewhere in the calculations for supposed lower TCO if they had an item listing the price Microsoft paid Cap Gemini to perform the 'audit'... Probably not, as I expect it just might be enough to constitute a sizeable portion of the difference between the budgets for the two proposed implementations....

  93. We all know how these things work! by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basically how it worked is that the study concluded that Linux cant do that neat thing where you flip the tablet screen around and the screen rotates because no-one could find/install the software for it. Then they thought about some of the servers/database type things but microsoft said they would give them 30% off if they didnt use any open source software. 5 million quid later and all the social workers are happily playing solitare on their new tablets and saying "yeah im sorry we cant really help you we dont have the budget."

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    1. Re:We all know how these things work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 million quid later and all the social workers are happily playing solitare on their new tablets and saying "yeah im sorry we cant really help you we dont have the budget."

      Come all without!
      Come all within!
      You'll not see nothing like the mighty quid!

      Everybodys buying, computer disks
      Some are buying Microsoft,
      Others downloading Linux
      Everybodys in dispair, even BSD fan-boys

      But when quid from Microsoft gets here,
      everybodys gonna jump for joy!

      Come all without!
      Come all within!
      You'll not see nothing like the mighty quid!

  94. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by sempf · · Score: 1

    Because:

    1) they are talking about Total Cost of Ownership (TCO), not the price of the software. TCO is hard to measure. It includes hiring flunkies and MS flunkies are cheaper than Linux flunkies. Of course, you need fewer.

    2) you need more than the server OS, you need database, groupware, developer tools and workstations. While Linux is free, Oracle isn't.

    3) supported Linux distros aren't free.

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  95. Laughing...NOT by apoplectic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The original quote: "It takes a lot to raise a laugh at an IT press gig, but this news tickled the spot for the journalists at today's press conference in London."

    The Slashdot version: "Their decision even had the journalists at the press conference laughing."

    Not to pick nits, but if you read the original quote carefully, there is only the implication of laughing...from journalists or anyone else for that matter. The journalist's "spot was tickled". Which, aside from bordering on the pornographic, still doesn't indicate that ANYONE laughed.

    Though Slashdot isn't exactly a newssource, it can still undermine its own credibility in general with sloppiness like this.

    1. Re:Laughing...NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you some kind of retarded ape?

      Yeah, the article was preaty clear about the laughing bit, not sexual inuendo as you'd like to believe. (want to play army? I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me)

      oooooh! tickle my spot! ooooooh!

      So is that my spot you're tickling or are you just happy to see me?

      Yeah, you must be some kind of retarded ape.

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  97. It's a start really by asoap · · Score: 1
    If everytime a government agency screams "open source" Microsoft has to cut there margins by paying a study and cutting the cost of Windows. That would be a nice start to open source. Not exactly what we want, but it's a start. If these people used all MS software before, then nothing has changed except Microsoft will not be making as much money as it did before.

    Hopefully the next time they want to do more work, they get Microsoft to cut there margins again, and again, and again, until Open Source is clearly the better solution.

    -asoap

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  98. Good to see things come arround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good to see the Jewel thieves eat their own feces.

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  99. What I'm learning from Microsoft by Rocketboy · · Score: 1

    The sum of all the news reports of Microsoft's battles against customer defection to alternative solutions is that lieing pays, and that big lies pay big. Despite all the (apparently worthless and downright deceptive) propaganda about ethics and treating the customer right from school and the mainstream press, honesty and good products seem to be the quick way to the poorhouse.

    What Microsoft is teaching future generations is that you can have the shoddiest product available and still own the market, providing that you pay enough in bribes and fake "studies" behind a thin curtain of bogus middlemen, and are willing to spread the big lie in public with a straight face.

    Lesson learned, Billy-boy. Should I need a Microsoft product in the future, rest assured that I won't feel any particular ethical compulsion to pay for it.

    1. Re:What I'm learning from Microsoft by cpghost · · Score: 1

      At least, they own only a virtual market. They don't control our water supply, then don't own our power lines, etc... We're still free to use 'em, or drop 'em. Just because we, the FOSS community, can't organize a more professional PR team that would dog the press, politics and companies, doesn't mean that it is impossible. A campaign, funded by IBM, Novell and the other big players, would be really helpful here.

      Anyway. It's nonetheless scary to see how MSFT can use such deceptive tactics all the time with impunity. How long until the 800 lb gorilla gets a heart attack or dies from obesity?

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  100. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that if your employees are so damn stupid they need training to make the switch from MS Office to OpenOffice.org you better fire them all and hire new, competent people.

  101. Bwah-haha!! by jridley · · Score: 1

    One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns.

    Yeah, and the crew of a sinking ship is very keen to shove anything they can get to into the holes as well!

    You have to ask yourself; would you rather be in a boat with a few holes, and a crew that diligently patches them, or one with a ton of holes, and a crew that pretends they're not there until the ship is nearly swamped?

    Given the "20 minutes to infection" story from yesterday, you have to come to the conclusion that Windows *is* nearly swamped, and a security push at this point isn't Microsoft being "good", it's Microsoft finally starting to bail water only when it becomes obvious that it's bail water or die.

  102. Re:Cost of Training? by Macrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did all of these employees go to training classes on MS Office?

    Probably not.

    So saying that switching to OOo always requires training is a bit of FUD.

  103. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wish I had mod points for your brilliantly funny allegory. Made my day.

  104. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A study(*) shows that terrorism is good for the economy.

    (*) This study is conducted by The Economic BOOM!, an independent reseach group, paid by Osama bin Laden

  105. i feel a sneeze coming on.... by trainedCodeMonkey · · Score: 1

    ahhh ahhh ahhh AHHHBULLSHIT.... whew... no i feel better.

  106. Re:A factor... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly. Find me a UN*X-guy wh's willing to walk to each machine in an organization, they can all do what they have to from their desks. And while Windows admins struggle with .BATs and registry files to automate administration, the UN*X guy has phat shell scripts that can do much more.

    The problem I always see with Windows organizations is that they have to make a million compromises to make certain legacy apps work, usually negating most features of their 'advanced' OS. You see places using FAT32 on their XP boxes so they can keep their auto-imaging tools from ten years ago, you see file and print services turned on by default because users think it's OK to share office files P2P, even though you have NAS.

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  107. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by CleverDan · · Score: 1

    Most MS Office users I work with aren't power users and only type simple documents and use simple spreadsheets. More often than not I see multi-page documents made with multiple CR/LFs than with 'real' page break.

  108. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not some time-sensitive piece of news that must be communicated immediately. With a handful of exceptions, nobody's life is going to change one bit because they heard the news one day later. And those exceptions better not be relying on /. for that type of news.

    In the end, nobody comes here for the latest news (if you do you're seriously misguided). We come here to discuss stuff loosely related to nerds, in a semi-intelligent manner, whether it happened today, yesterday, or 2 years ago.

    So really, who cares whether this article is published one day later or sooner? I think you've been brain-washed by the modern profit-centered media who wants you to think that scoops are the most important thing in news and market this aspect to death.

  109. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by mattcasters · · Score: 1
    When it saves you a lot of money the coming years I would be inclined to look at OO training as an investment, rather than just a cost.
    So instead of upgrading MS Office every 3-4 years, you just upgrade OO for free every time.


    Plus, you can dump all the add-on software such as anti-virus, anti-spam and anti-adware. I'm guessing that a public service is going to HAVE to spend a lot of money on those the coming years.


    My guts still tells me that it would be cheaper to turn to Open Source software. But I guess you know the saying that 70% of all statistics are wrong and that there are 3 kinds of people... those that can count and those that can't count. :-)


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  110. Re:Cost of Training? by groovemaneuver · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And furthermore, how many of them get sent to training for each incremental MS Office version? There tends to be about as many differences between any given version of MS Office as there are between Open Office.

  111. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Uggy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This seems to be the problem with lots of cash-strapped folks, not just governments. Why do poor folks kill themselves to buy fancy cars, or overly expensive designer clothes? Poor folks are under the misguided perception that "buying" stuff makes you successful. Clothes make the man. A fancy SUV parked in front of the house, shows you have the goods. Success will come to you if you just purchase enough trappings.

    Look at all the bone-headed moves done by my own government in Puerto Rico. Buying laptops for all the public school teachers while paying them $13,000 a year. $40 million to MS for site licensing, MS's biggest customer in the Caribbean, yet if we were a US state, we'd rank considerably lower than Mississipi (like half). *shakes head* Buy stuff to be successful. Stupid.

    I tell you, technology doesn't do shit, just like a hammer doesn't do shit. In the hands of a trained, educated carpenter though, they are a means to fabulous ends.

    Open Source allows carpenters to freely train in their trade, exchange ideas, collaborate, and become masters of their profession, instead of glorified assemblers. Instead of assembling other people's mass producted widgets, you get to create wealth for your local culture, area, neighborhood whatever.

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  112. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by hetairoi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A more rational reply may be to say that the initial training is a one time cost to convert all a complany's forms. You have a limited number of people in large corporations generating forms, the rest just tab from block to block and once you train your current staff to use the new icon on the desktop all the new hires are either going to get trainging anyway or are hired because they already know it. You could likely even keep a license for your form makers and then convert all their MS Office files to whatever was needed.

    Where MS does have an arguement is small business. Many small business owners cannot afford to hire a competent IT staff. It is about total value, you're right about that, but don't be so short term, look down the road, past that initial change over for a large corp, what's your cost analysis then?

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  113. You forgot something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those that can, do.
    Those that can't, teach.
    Those that can't teach, administrate.


    Those who can't administrate work for Microsoft

  114. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by whitmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    * A generic company's IT staff probably (maybe?) is not competent enough to support adequately a company-wide Open Source initiative.

    This argument leaves me always wondering, how many company have the IT staff really competent enough to manage their Windoze-based IT environment efficiently, and most importantly, more efficiently than OSS alternative.

    Having worked as an Linux & Open Source entrepreneur, my experience tells me that there are lots of organizations whose IT infrastructure is on the verge of collapsing and cracking down because it's poorly managed. Poor management is usually the result of incompetent staff for Windoze sysadmin jobs. The-kid-next-door-who-knows-computers make good tech support, who will fix individual workstations, but when it comes to servers and complete IT environments, knowing how to (un)install programs and set up trivial stuff won't get you too far.

    A lot of organizations' IT departments need great deal of training, no matter what the platform is.

  115. oh good, more Newham Council news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, you made up the place, right?

  116. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by rapiddescent · · Score: 2, Informative
    I disagree with the parent post. Support contracts are very important for large enterprise customers. I have succeeded in putting in a largish server based network of Linux RedHat Enterprise in a UK government customer. I use a large organisation for support which can then back off to RH if needbe. It is very important in gov't project methodologies that individuals do not become a single point of failure in the system.

    Farming out support to an organisation that has varied skillsets with people in different locations is very important to us.

    So far, the Linux system has been a success largely due to Service Pack 2 for XP. The MS team are using the latest group policy options to lock down the XP clients with all the latest NTLM v2, SMB signing, schannel and so on and Samba 3.0.4 handles it beautifully, in fact, handles it better than other flavours of Microsoft Windows. Saying that, it did take us a while to figure out that Samba 3.0.0 had a bug in it to stop it working with NTLMv2 but thanks to open source, it was documented in the freely available developer mailing list archives.

    This has really helped me sell free as in freedom to management. The Newham council debarkale has sent shockwaves round the UK gov't depts (like mine) who are using Linux and even though the whole thing stinks, procurement folks are asking us why Linux instead of MS now that Newham have proven it is cheaper!!!

    This was an important win for Microsoft and a complete diaster for desktop Linux in UK councils.

    rd

  117. Do you get the feeling? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    That all politicians are sheep who can be led anywhere by the wallet?

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  118. NERD ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nobody cares what the exact dates were, it doesn't change his point.

  119. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by mackinaugh · · Score: 1

    I don't really put much stock in that argument..

    It's convenient how when it's presented it's always as if nothing changes between Windows versions. There were pretty big differences between NT and 2000, and even more between 2000 and XP.

    The users that would have trouble going from MS Office to OO (or from Windows to X) are the same users that will have trouble going from 2000 to XP ("Where's all my desktop icons??").

    A transition is a transition, whethers it's from MS stuff to OSS stuff, or from MS to MS. I'm willing to accept the cost of one being higher than the other, but why is the cost of going to a newer version MS product completely overlooked?

  120. Won de fucking ful by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So hundreds of OAPs can't aford to pay their council tax because it's so high they can't live if they do. Then a council pulls this bullshit?

    I'm sorry but this is out of order. Microsoft is no longer just hurting the software market, it's helping old ladies freeze to death or become seriously ill.

    If you're going to bullshit and scam someone go after the stupid, not the people who will have to pass this onto the old ladies who can't help but be in this situation..

    I'm going to be writing to the council and to my local council and just point out how pissed off this makes me.

    Guess we need a new title for Bill "I kill old ladies" Gates now huh.. /Me waits for this to get modded down by MS fanboy without a clue of the current problems with OAPs and council tax

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    1. Re:Won de fucking ful by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1


      I agree with you, but I must point out a slight error:

      If you're going to bullshit and scam someone go after the stupid

      (tounge firmly in cheek)

      I thought most Microsoft pitches were to CxO's and upper/middle management and not IT professionals.

      Just RTA, again, in case you missed it. ;P

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    2. Re:Won de fucking ful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a medium sized Council in one of the richest areas in the Country and there are several reasons why tax payers are being ripped, why projects fail so often and why Open Source won't make huge in-roads in local gov for at least another 5 years.

      1. Tax payers are ripped because local gov carries out projects where there is no business case, but it sounds good and makes them feel important to project manage something. This also helps to justify the budgets for the next year, as there is a mad panick to spend all the money by year end.

      2. Whatever new project they have decided on is likely to fail because political will is more important than actual day to day impact, it must fit the atmosphere for the time rather than measure up to any level of common sense.
      The political parties may change at local and nation gov level, and the whim of the moment changes, but the guys who managed and introduced failing projects 15 years ago are still in the same jobs making the same cock ups, but with each passing year they are less and less willing to engage and learn in anything new. They consider MS Access a new advancement, it came out in 1992!!

      3. Open Source is unlikely to make any large impact soon because the people in the decision making positions have been in the same job for 10-30 years, and have no where else to go and they know it. So they have to cover their arses the whole time and keep third party vendors close, because blame is very important. Its very important that its directed away from anyone who is actually a manager, but is directed outside of the oganisation. These managers get paid £40,000pa, yet spend hours doing the simplest and most basic of spreadsheets, or in meetings coming up with the latest loony idea for spending tax payers money. Meeting are certainly a very good way of feeling imporatnt, spending hours discussing issues which are not even relevant, and then no action is taken because central government releases a new 3 letter acronym scheme to improve performance.

      Lets not forget the end users, most of which are 45+, apologies for making such a sweeping statement, but they are all 45+mothers who spend half their day trying to turn on the PC and the other half chating about holidays, other peoples children, their new matching curtains and how much stress and pressure they are under and that they don't know where the hours in the day go to.

      It is one GIANT arse covering excersise, managers are too stuck in their ways to want to change, they can't change their jobs because they have been in the same job for too long. They need to protect their jobs so need to justify their positions, hence the spending of public money on pointless projects, but these fail because of their lacking abilities, but its ok because the people below them are even worse and the managers know this, they know these poeple will never put up any objections. And the politicians above the managers who are in charge, they just want something to talk about at dinner, to make them feel they are helping the poorer people of the community and yet shouldering all this responsibilty from central governments new initiatives, trying to show off how many 3 letter acronyms they know.
      But a different political party gets overall control at each round of votes, and as long as the managers make the right noises, they never get found out. Especially as they have an official policy on people who blab, you get fired, and because these people really fear getting fired they keep quiet and wait for the next years money to arrive.

      In the real world, if targets were not met either sales or production, then you'd lose your job, otherwise the company would eventually go bust. Councils don't go bust, they just charge more rates and apply for larger grants from central.

      Newham used open source as leverage, simple as, we all know it and its fair enough, it will become widespread and be called
      "The Newham negotiation method" or simply "doing a Newham" :)

      nordle

  121. Depends, when does the lock in kick in? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    MS is all about being locked into using their software. Give it away free now and collect when the next version comes along. All those people who say they can't switch to linux/apple/whatever because their apps don't run on it, it costs to much to switch, their people can only work with windows? They are exactly where MS wants them. Slaves. Check pricing of windows. It gone up and up and up. Way above inflation. Oh they give discounts for now because people can still switch but it is becoming harder to resist.

    IF MS ever gets it anti-piracy really working we are in for a real suprise. When MS can demand that everyone pays their price and no-one can switch anymore we have given control away.

    Look at the new licensing system. People paid up for it in the hope of getting the new OS to replace 2000 and they got nothing. Their was a tiny outcry on it and then nothing. MS got away with charging people for nothing. Nice trick. Except better ones in the future.

    Switching from 2000 to linux is difficult. Switching from Active Directory 2003 to linux will be very very hard. Switching from longhorn to linux may well be impossible.

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  122. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Labour Party always have the majority

    I think, given Bill Gates' famous support of liberal causes, you have your answer right there.

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  123. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Uhlek · · Score: 1

    The concept is called TCO -- total cost of ownership. In most TCO equasions, licensing costs are approximately 20-30% of the typical TCO of a total IT solution.

    Where does the rest come from? TCO is made up of two parts -- implementation/migration costs, and recurring, or ongoing costs.

    Migration is how much it will cost to move your systems over to a new type of system. This includes any new required hardware, consultants to do the more tricky application migrations, the businesss impact of migration-related downtime and reduced productivity meshing with the learning curve, training costs to train your users and your admins to run the new system, among other things.

    Ongoing costs are the long-term items, like warranty requirements, support contacts, paying your staff (remember, a Linux admin makes more than a Windows admin -- that makes Linux more expensive in that area). Another important calculation is reliability of the whole system, defined by mean time between failures in relationship to the mean time to repair, and the business impact of downtime associated with that.

    The big trick is that TCO calculations are very subjective in nature. The criteria change from consulting firm to consulting firm, and the values used to support some of those numbers can come from a variety of different sources, and may be of questionable value.

    In regards to hiring people who can 100% support something, that's not in line with current best IT practices. You hire admins who are competent enough to handle a majority of the types of issues your system will face on a day-to-day basis, and those who are intelligent enough to know when to call for help. A support contract from any company is far less than the yearly salary of a couple 20+ year Unix veterans who will happily throw a hammock up between racks in your server farm.

    What you have to remember about IT is that it is not about the technology -- it is about the people and business that technology supports.

  124. Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of competent Windows admins out there, many who could program circles around Linux zealots. Either you aren't looking hard enough, or you are mentally retarded (probably both.)

  125. Newham council by pedicabo · · Score: 0

    Two points here. First, A council worker can be handed a brand new machine and a CD. One hour later, that machine will be working to its full capacity. It will be on-line, it will have WI-FI, ethernet and it will be printing, scanning, using a web-cam or digital camera of any make you care to mention. Second, the council know that updates, patches etc. will be delivered and installed automatically. If something really bad goes wrong, they know who to go to. There is no chance that any time in the future some company they have never heard of, will demand that they buy a licence for this software. May I also take this opportunity to apologise to the citizens of Kalamazoo and Chattanooga for the very strange name of this borough.

  126. You don't finish it. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't teach, administrate. Those that can't administrate, elect the administration. These people where voted into power. When the greeks invented democracy they were very carefull not to give it to the stupid/poor/women/non-greeks. Western democracy ain't that smart. We don't require you to be an upstanding citizen. Just for you to have survived to be a certain age. Don't blame goverment for being elected. Blame the idiots who voted for the goverment.

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    1. Re:You don't finish it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Most voters nowadays get more hung up on someone's sexuality or lifestyle than their fitness for a particular office or their trustworthiness. It's sad that this is generally done in the name of morality too. Most voters deserve to get screwed usually. Too bad they screw the rest of us over as well.

  127. Weird by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    This is the first time in slashdot history i see an article with apparently no posts ("Read More ...) and not being the most recent article on the list.

    Is laughing on topic this time around?

    Edit: i tried to post this, and i got:

    You can't see this discussion because it's scheduled in the future, where only subscribers can see it.

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  128. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by ePhil_One · · Score: 1

    How many IT staffers do you think a generic company has?

    How many different subjects can those people reasonably be expected to be experts on?

    How many really competent IT folks do you think are out there, anyway?

    We paid for a support contract for out Blackberry server. We have 4 Blackberries, is it really worth my time and effort to become an expert on the operation of this software? Who will do my normal duties while I'm becoming an expert on this software? Now, repeat this out for file servers, web servers, mail servers, database servers, storage, desktops, security, routers, switches, and all the other crap admins deal with over the course of a year. Service contracts are not about being able to sue someone when things go wrong, its about being able to call on experts when needed to make sure things get done right. It will give the CEO no warm feelings to know he has fired the admin that deleted his database without any good backups as he files backruptcy for his now failed company.

    Also, because an admin/contractor/etc knows good enough is good enough does not make him medioccre. It means he knows how to balance the usefulness of a solution with the time/effort/money required to make it better. The "Best" mail solution might be a cluster of high performance systems with redundant high speed connections to the internet, but an good admin/contractor knows when that solution is overkill (which is just about always if your not a Fortune 500 or some other company where a 1 hour delay in getting an email from the internet won't cost $5,000.

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  129. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

    You think THATS funny?

    From the article :

    Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns.

    Never mind the constant crashes and lack of features like notepad and tabbing, they need IE because of the HIGH SECURITY.

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  130. You want laughable? Try this... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a fascinating article. I think I just watched somebody advocating OSS alternatives to Microsoft because in the Windows XP version, you actually have to run a couple of command lines, view a couple of text files, and understand what a port is, all in order to configure a firewall! <shock> <horror> Can anybody see the staggering irony of this pithy attack? Particularly when -- as the article notes, but not exactly prominently -- the user is following a point-by-point list of instructions to do it, and only has to do it if the normal, one step, GUI-based approach doesn't work anyway. (I would remind the less attentive reader that the alternative under consideration is a Linux-based system, where as we all know, no configuration work ever requires you to step outside a highly tuned and immaculately user-friendly GUI environment.)

    In fact, if you read over the original Reg article, the (not so) independent study may have been funded by MS, but the points it makes are pretty obvious. If they have 120 custom MS Office-based applications running already, with all the attendant development costs already paid and all the staff already trained, can any OSS zealot really tell us with a straight face that it will be cheaper to switch to OpenOffice? The other points quoted in the Reg article are similarly self-evident and entirely credible; the security one is probably most tenuous, but does anyone really believe OSS is a silver bullet here? <ahem> shell: <ahem> How many large organisations do you really know that have been hit hard because of a bug in Microsoft software?

    I know some of Microsoft's FUD is pretty laughable, but guys, with the anti-Microsoft FUD in this thread you've truly exemplified how OSS can surpass Microsoft's efforts...

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    1. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by ninewands · · Score: 1
      The other points quoted in the Reg article are similarly self-evident and entirely credible; the security one is probably most tenuous, but does anyone really believe OSS is a silver bullet here? <ahem> shell: <ahem>

      <AHEM>
    2. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by irix · · Score: 1

      they have 120 custom MS Office-based applications running already, with all the attendant development costs already paid and all the staff already trained, can any OSS zealot really tell us with a straight face that it will be cheaper to switch to OpenOffice?

      Depends on how long a period of time you run the cost/benefit analysis over. It quite likely wouldn't be cheaper over the short to medium term.

      In some situations it may make perfect sense to go with a Microsoft-based solution (or at least a hybrid solution) from a cost-benefit perspective. But you have to take any study that supports a certain vendor that was paid for by said vendor as a joke. If Microsoft is the better solution here then let them stand on their own merits, and not propped up by marketing literature disguised as an "independent study".

      How many large organisations do you really know that have been hit hard because of a bug in Microsoft software?

      A couple of years ago when the Microsoft Outlook based worms first started to take off, entire Federal Government departments were knocked off the internet for days while they dealt with the aftermath. IT departments may be wiser now, but don't underestimate the costs (staff, trainging, antivirus software, etc.) of ten years worth of "features ahead of security" from Microsoft. OSS may not be a silver bullet, but any study that paints OSS as "less secure" than Microsoft probably deserves to be laughed at.

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    3. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by John+Hurliman · · Score: 1

      How many large organisations do you really know that have been hit hard because of a bug in Microsoft software?

      By hit hard I assume you are discounting the IT costs of the e-mail worms that plague Outlook, even though some articles have claimed multi-million dollar expenses. Instead I'll kick this off with the time Bank Of America shut their doors for three days in Spokane here because a virus attacked the MS-SQL servers. I'm sure the rest of Slashdot has much more entertaining stories.

    4. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      How many large organisations do you really know that have been hit hard because of a bug in Microsoft software?
      By hit hard I assume you are discounting the IT costs of the e-mail worms that plague Outlook, even though some articles have claimed multi-million dollar expenses.

      Not real worms that infect systems that could not have been patched, no. However, I do discount things like:

      • e-mail viruses propagated by idiots who can't follow a simple instruction not to open attachments they weren't expecting
      • worms that infected systems where patches to prevent them had been available for more than 24 hours
      simply because these are at most indirectly Microsoft's fault, Microsoft have taken reasonable steps to mitigate such damage, and most importantly, these sorts of problems would manifest themselves just as surely if OSS were in use.
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    5. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Depends on how long a period of time you run the cost/benefit analysis over. It quite likely wouldn't be cheaper over the short to medium term.

      Indeed. Now, the major saving in cost between MS and OSS is the purchase cost: you don't have to sign up for X, Y and Z support packages, and more than you do with OSS. Moreover, MS Office has far stronger capabilities in this area than any of the OSS rivals; I'm a fan of OpenOffice, but I'm also a realist. So, I don't really see how even in the long-term using OSS will be the cheaper option in TCO terms, starting from now.

      There's an old rule of thumb that to dislodge an established player in a market, you have to have 10x the offering. It needs to be 1/10 the cost (that's TCO, not price), 10x as good (in terms of features people actually want and/or usability they actually benefit from), or an equivalent combination. Anything less isn't worth the agro of switching, retraining, etc. And right now, as much as I admire and support those who develop OSS alternatives to Microsoft's monoliths, the simple fact is that they're not there yet, and the conclusions in this study -- however dubiously funded -- seem to be pretty reasonable. In maybe 2-3 years, let's have this discussion again; I imagine it will be a lot more interesting, if the leading figures in the OSS world can get over the aspects of an OSS development process that currently suck.

      (The other aspects here, like a deal made by a government body apparently being locked away so it can't be seen by those electing that body, are considerably less agreeable, but that's not the point of this discussion.)

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    6. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have 120 custom MS Office-based applications running already, with all the attendant development costs already paid and all the staff already trained, can any OSS zealot really tell us with a straight face that it will be cheaper to switch to OpenOffice?

      If it's Office 2000, then Crossover Office or wine will happily run that in Linux just fine.

      The real point here is that the people making the "independent study" knew the results they were going to make, even before starting. They probably didn't check all the facts, or prototype some systems. Very likely, they weren't very familiar with Open Source and the different options either.

    7. Re:You want laughable? Try this... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sure, but then there were two studies in this case, the other one obvious pro-OSS. I doubt the people who compiled that studied the possibilities of Windows-based systems in great detail or prototyped with those, either...

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  131. Cheney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no. He's C. Montgomery Burns!!!
    me

    1. Re:Cheney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skeletor could kick burns' ass. (even if smithers tried to jump in) Skeletor could even kick adams ass if it weren't for that damn 'power of greyskull' .

    2. Re:Cheney by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      maybe, but Skeletor's got nothing on the Mooninites.

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  132. Top reason to go 100% OSS. by Stormalong · · Score: 2, Informative

    BSA.

    NEVER worry about licensing issues again. Go all open source and when the BSA comes to your door you can tell them to go take a flying leap.

  133. IE Is Because Microsoft is Serious About Security by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "One final point to note is that Newham will be using Internet Explorer. Steel explained that this is because Microsoft is very serious about addressing security concerns"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Let me repeat that!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  134. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by mpe · · Score: 1

    Having worked as an Linux & Open Source entrepreneur, my experience tells me that there are lots of organizations whose IT infrastructure is on the verge of collapsing and cracking down because it's poorly managed. Poor management is usually the result of incompetent staff for Windoze sysadmin jobs.

    Windows is a complicated system which looks nice.

    The-kid-next-door-who-knows-computers make good tech support, who will fix individual workstations, but when it comes to servers and complete IT environments, knowing how to (un)install programs and set up trivial stuff won't get you too far.

    But they will look like they are doing something.

    A lot of organizations' IT departments need great deal of training, no matter what the platform is.

    Probably quite a bit of this would be training about networks without assuming any specific platform...

  135. There's more to OSS than the OS by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    It's not just the operating system but productivity software like OO, which helped one of my customers save enough on license fees to keep two full time people. That's two jobs that would've gone away and they still saved the value of a third FTE.

    MSFT and Cap Gemini aren't exactly strangers:

    www.crm2day.com/news/crm/EpApFEpAFyLJAFhzJR.php

    I was going to look up what servers Cap Gemini run their web site with but can't get to Netcraft right at the present. I'd really laugh if they run Linux/Apache.

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  136. Yes, it is case by case by davidwr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which is why large shops SHOULD pay for an independent cost study by a qualified consultant, customized to their needs.

    For medium and small businesses, there are some common scenarios that can be cost-studied, and if you are a good fit to a scenario that's been well-studied, you can use that study with some confidence.

    Suppose I'm a small retail shop with 1 Windows 2000 Server running MS's SQL database, MS's mail server, a third-party business-grade firewall/av/security package, MS's print server, MS's web server, and 5 terminal-services client access licenses; 2 business-office PCs each running MS Windows 2000, MS Office 2000, one of which has Visual Basic and some custom-grown apps to access my database, and the other has MS Frontpage. I have 3 pcs that are dedicated point-of-sale machines running POS software on MS-Windows 2000.
    Not counting the spam my mail-server deals with, all of my servers are under a very light load.
    Nobody in the office has much training on PCs except for the apps we actually use. Two of us are competent with MS Word, MS-Excel, and MS-Office, I'm reasonably competent with Frontpage, the other guy runs the LAN and the database. We aren't techies and have no desire to become techies. We outsource with a consultant for big decisions and for help when things break beyond our capability to fix it.

    Our consultant just told us that in a few years we'll be vulnerable to OS bugs, and that we have the option of switching to OSS. After he explains what OSS is, that it's free as in freedom and while-not-free-for-us-might-be-cheaper-as-in-beer, we ask him to look into what it will cost us, or save us.

    Now, surely, someone's done a study on the TCO of small stores who run setups similar to ours. Our consultant can use that study as a starting point for a custom study just for us, saving us a bundle over doing the same study from scratch.

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  137. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  138. If you live in the UK then...... by mormop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Write to the OGC and /or your MP and state (in a sane, rational and well argued way) your reasons for disagreeing with Newhams decision. Newham is required not to obtain the lowest price but the best value which is not always the same thing.

    You may feel like saying that anyone who signs a 10 year contract in as volatile a sector as IT is an arsehole and I would whole heartedly agree but there are many other reasons why this arrangement stinks, e.g. depriving the public sector of a valuable study that could provide real long term savings, providing an open standards based infrastructure that could be integrated with any future system specced by the EU etc. so go for it guys and girls, get creative!

    I will be starting tonight and unless the brain death victim that signed on the line can prove otherwise it'll be harder to support these sort of actions in future contract negotiations.

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    1. Re:If you live in the UK then...... by fozzmeister · · Score: 1

      Write to the OGC and /or your MP and state

      Before telling us what to do, do some stinking research. we don't have states

    2. Re:If you live in the UK then...... by mormop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sir, I sense a major flaw in your argument.

      1: I'm English

      2: I live in England (and have done for some 39 years) and have a fair knowledge of the administrative hierarchy of Counties, parishes etc.

      3: Read the setence as it is written then remove the bracketed sevtion to reveal:

      Write to the OGC and /or your MP and state your reasons for disagreeing with Newhams decision.

      4: Since when would Americans (I assume that's what you thought I was) call the head of IT in newham an arshole. Asshole maybe but arsehole? I doubt it.

      If you'll excuse me I have a letter to write.

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    3. Re:If you live in the UK then...... by fozzmeister · · Score: 1

      hoho, yeh ok, my fuck up.

    4. Re:If you live in the UK then...... by mormop · · Score: 1

      As if I haven't done the same thing in the past (heheheheh) ;)

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  139. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by mpe · · Score: 1

    MS makes sure that migrating away from their software is demonstratably more expensive then staying with them.

    Except that "staying with MS" actually means a string of "updates". With all the associated costs everytime. Since you are most likely following Microsoft's timing here there is less chance you can minimise these costs.

  140. The interesting bit... by siskbc · · Score: 1
    "Even the reporters were laughing" - that's not such a rare amazing feat, y'know. Reporters in these events are rude and boisterous. It's like a locker room. This is like saying "Even the hyenas were laughing".

    ...wasn't that the reporters *laughed*, it's that they *got the joke*. In other words, the journalists (not a group known for "getting" technology concepts) realized that the people making this decision were, well, retarded, for effectively taking MS's word that their software is better.

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  141. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "I can't see switching being that bad if you do it right."

    That's the problem.

    IT departments do not do "right".

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  142. Re:Reading...NOT by ReadbackMonkey · · Score: 1

    The original quote: "It takes a lot to raise a laugh at an IT press gig, but this news tickled the spot for the journalists at today's press conference in London."

    Let's "carefully read" the quote as you so eloquently suggest:

    It takes a lot to raise a laugh an an IT press gig, but this news tickled the spot for the journalists at today's press conference in London.

    Perhaps you have difficulty grasping basic English, but when someone mentions laughing in this context in the first part of the sentence, and then proceed to say that "the spot was tickled". This implies that the laughing did in fact occur.

    And although you are not exaclty a newsource, you can undermine your own credibility in general with moronic posts like this.

  143. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    >>A generic company's IT staff probably (maybe?) is not competent enough to support adequately a company-wide Open Source initiative

    fire them. get some competent employees. after salvaging exchange servers at 7 different companies in the last 2 months (i do postfix/cyrus as well), i know from first hand experience that most "generic company's IT staff" aren't qualified to play with their dicks. Windows and Linux are both beyond them.

    >> Said staff is not going to support an Open Source intiative that will put them out of a job.

    that's what execs are for. the execs can continue leading their company in sheep mode, and continue to pay the sheep rate (i.e. the rate most everyone else does), bendover and payout those support contracts for BlackBaud, payout those support contracts for Oracle, payout those support contracts for EMC. Payout those support contracts for that proprietary program that runs on windows. Payout for ADP support. etc etc etc.

    or they can show some balls and use some intelligence to hire some competent fucking people. competent people will be able to start working on rolling out linux where it makes sense AND keep their MS shit running.

    >>What happens if an employee can't figure it out?

    I hope their ass gets fired.

    have you not put up the biggest lamest strawman arguments in the last week or so on slashdot?

  144. There you have it ... by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    proof that money is root of MS

    evil lurks in the hearts of men and only MS really knows

    power corrupts, and absolute power is MS

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  145. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by mpe · · Score: 1

    It's convenient how when it's presented it's always as if nothing changes between Windows versions. There were pretty big differences between NT and 2000, and even more between 2000 and XP.

    There are also "under the hood" differences which can cause all sorts of problems when sysadmins have to work out why something which used to work dosn't and how to restore the old behaviour.

    The users that would have trouble going from MS Office to OO (or from Windows to X) are the same users that will have trouble going from 2000 to XP

    Probably the same ones who'd get confused just by changing the screen resolution and the desktop icons :)

    A transition is a transition, whethers it's from MS stuff to OSS stuff, or from MS to MS. I'm willing to accept the cost of one being higher than the other,

    It's prefectly possible for a small change to cause more problems than a big change.

    but why is the cost of going to a newer version MS product completely overlooked?

    Because the point of these "studies" is to show that Microsoft stuff is somehow better.

  146. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    And user training costs are what they are because no company I've ever heard of or been in knows how to train users.

    "User training" is an oxymoron in most companies either because the "training" is incompetent or there IS no training.

    In the latter case, open source is STILL cheaper than the alternative because the users won't get trained anyway, and they'll muddle through just like they always have.

    It's only when a company feels it has to piss away X thousands of dollars on idiot third-party "trainers" that they then feel they'd rather save those X thousands of dollars and stay with what they've got.

    In other words, they decide not to train people to use something which is cheaper because it would be cheaper not to train people.

    What's wrong with this picture?

    "Training costs" are a red herring. It's used to justify Not-Invented-Here and We-Don't-Want-To-Change syndromes. It has nothing to do with whether open source is "usable" or anything else rational.

    Migration costs are real, but one time, so they're irrelevant as well (unless for some reason they're really huge.)

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  147. Nobody ever lost their job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for choosing Microsoft.

    Big Co/Big Gov == 10 parts cover your ass, 10 parts management, 10 parts more management, 8 parts knee-jerk misunderstaing of the problem set, 5 parts leagal extortion, 1 part getting shit done.

    result? look around.

  148. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Precisely.

    They never got any "training" in the first place.

    Now the FUD trolls claim it costs too much to "train" them to use OO or Linux or whatever.

    It's FUD, nothing more.

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  149. Re:And this is why by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    If you're trying to say that most people are morons, I agree with you.

    Which is why Linux (or something better than Linux) will win.

    Because we ARE smarter than you.

    And that is proven by the fact that you don't realize that the "big bad ogre" is ALWAYS "eaten up from within". And it starts with his first meal of the "losers".

    Have a nice day, FUD troll.

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  150. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

    I just about pissed my pants reading this. It's not often that my co-workers see me crying from laughter.

    These wonderous pictures of dead, flaming monkeys on your bed filled my head.

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  151. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TCO is a term used to describe a complex set of variables.

    It's easy to say. Go on. Say it. "Teeee Ceeee Ohhhh"

    yep.

    you can say it. just like most everyone on the planet with a healthy set of vocal cords and 5 minutes of tutelage.

    oh wait.. you meant calculating TCO.

    ah haaaaa.

    i have to call you a liar then. right off the bat, no facts needed.

    statistics are on my side, and yes they be damning.

    99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% of people on the planet (yes count them, that's 37 nines) are incapable of knowning what TCO really means.

    even fewer know how to calculate it.

    because TCO is much like "seeing the future", if a company could calculate all it's costs, there should be ZERO surprises, and voila, you should have a good chance at being profitable.

    but the FACT is buddy, you don't know TCO, and you can't calculate it.

    i'd bet my life on it.

    hence your whole answer is moot.

  152. Re:A factor... by mpe · · Score: 1

    The problem I always see with Windows organizations is that they have to make a million compromises to make certain legacy apps work, usually negating most features of their 'advanced' OS.

    Possibly the most common is a single application running on the machine which is the only thing which need to be running on it. (Looking especially daft when that application is hyperterm...)

    You see places using FAT32 on their XP boxes so they can keep their auto-imaging tools from ten years ago,

    Quite possibly they'd be quite happy with Windows 95 or even Windows 3.1. A more relevent question would be why is disk imaging still considered necessary...

    you see file and print services turned on by default because users think it's OK to share office files P2P, even though you have NAS.

    Windows is at it's heart a Personal Computer operating system. Thus assumes that the person sat in front of it knows what they are doing.

  153. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
    I obviously am out of my league here and have no idea how any of this works, I'm just wondering. Can anyone set me straight here?
    You aren't the one who needs straightening out.
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  154. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This argument leaves me always wondering, how many company have the IT staff really competent enough to manage their Windoze-based IT environment efficiently, and most importantly, more efficiently than OSS alternative.

    I think the answer is most. It seems that the least tech-ignorant member of staff is often elevated to the status of admin after demonstrating the skills required to change the resolution on the desktop, or clicking the buttons on a pdc's dialog boxes without screwing it up (too much). I admin Linux servers at work, but routinely end up fixing config screwups with Windows servers or desktops; or offering hints to the admin about the causes of problems.

    It seems to me that the Win admins like the fact that Windows is so unreliable and bug-ridden as it gives them a scapegoat for their own lack of knowledge. The SP2 update to XP has introduced horrendous problems for us, since the admin decided to just start installing it across the machines, causing many to become unusable, and the users twiddling their thumbs. Sadly, management have become used to this type of thing and so consider it "normal". If anyone even notices my servers, I consider it a problem...

    No, Windows seems to be a godsend to admin wannabes, and a nice "safe" route for lazy, disinterested, mindless clock-punchers...

  155. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    And to avoid losing one week in soft costs, you sell your ass to Bill who will charge you hard money every year.

    Right, really makes sense to me.

    It's like the ASP TCO studies. Everybody says a PC and its apps cost $15K/year. So if we outsource to an ASP, it'll cost us $8K/year.

    Right. Which is better? Have a $15K/year TCO that is YOUR FAULT and is something you can do something about - or outsource to Bill or Larry or Carly and incur an $8K/year TCO (which over time will begin to rise to $10K and eventually back to $15K as they raise the rates once your business is in hock to their apps)?

    It begins to look to me that the software business is essentially a protection/extortion racket - starting with the "licensing" notion and proceeding to "give us the core of your business and we'll let you use it - it'll cost less than our breaking your legs with high fees".

    Anybody who buys into this is a moron.

    Of course, there is no shortage of morons in business.

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  156. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

    ha! no doubt. you see TCO bandied about by people who think they are so "in the know". "oh darling, you are mistaken about your expense estimates, because you forgot about Teee Ceee Ohhhh"

  157. Thats the funny thing by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Thats a very popular opinion( especially on slashdot), but not one based upon fact. Because it is closed source, you can not determine if it is a collection of bandaids or if they have taken the time to fix the big problems correctly. Most people make mistakes because they can't tell the differnce between things they know and things they think they know. Remeber, nothing is impossible with emough money and time (except an improvement in my spelling).

    Heck, our bodies are so complex, its amazing we even exist, let alone cobble some electrical signals together well enough to resemble rational thought .

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  158. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it. Please 'xplain.

  159. so, most politcians are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complete fscking idiots, without a clue. Whores that will do almost anything for money. And this is news?

    If they had chosen open source INSTEAD of MS,
    after all the palms were greased and other acts performed, THAT would be newsworthy.

    But, then maybe I am just slighty cynical.

  160. Monkeys!!! by chochos · · Score: 1

    Man, this has got to be the funniest post I've ever read. I've got to put a link to it somewhere....

    1. Re:Monkeys!!! by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

      It was even funnier when I got it in my email a few ago. Google 'charred monkeys' and see what turns up. +5 funny for a cut and paste job. Nice going, RevDobbs ;-) Why, yes I do enjoy the taste of sours grapes. Why do you ask?

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  161. Nice try, but no cigar... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you can tell if it's band-aids or not. Emperical evidence thereof exists and can be shown in the history of the exploits that get reported for IE, IIS, Office, Exchange/Outlook, and Windows.

    Many of the exact symptoms of the holes found get fixed only to have a different variant of pretty much the same exploit pop back up- something that wouldn't happen if the problem was fixed properly instead of just being "fixed". That's indicative of NOT fixing the big problems correctly.

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  162. Re:And this is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okaaaay, interesting. I assume English isn't your first language. Most people aren't morons. Most people are too busy to be morons. Unlike you, you turnip. After that comment, all your other points are just farting gas from your face, boy.

  163. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Informative

    Company's generally like having third-party support contracts.

    AAAARGHH!!!!

  164. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just don't see how Microsoft can expect intelligent people to buy this argument. Sure the TCO of switching to an OSS solution may initially be higher than merely buying a new Microsoft licence due to training costs, but because future upgrades are free with OSS, in the longterm you'll save a bundle.

    Their argument is analogous to someone saying, "sure crack is expensive, but a single hit is cheaper than going to rehab."

  165. Re:Cost of Training? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 4, Informative

    You know what? I would have thought OOo would be a no-brainer if it was all I heard it was cracked up to be because MS Office seems way too expensive. I hadn't used Open Office before, though, so I didn't really know first-hand how it was.

    Just recently, I installed OOo on one of our computers at home. My wife works with Excel every day at work--a lot of crunching numbers, auditing, complex formulas. I turned her loose on the spreadsheet app and watched as she ran it through a test. She put in some sample data and then entered a formula to do a VLOOKUP on some of the data. This is a basic formula she uses every day at work. OOo has a VLOOKUP function, but it just barfed and reported an error for the value in that cell. We looked up the parameters for that function in Open Office, and it did have one more parameter to enter, but we filled in that extra value and tried the thing several different ways and couldn't get it to report anything other than an error.

    Second story. A friend of ours had to use our computer to do some stuff with an Excel file (list of about 1,000 contacts--name, address, etc.) before merging into Publisher to print postcards to these people. He didn't need any formulas; just needed to sort the contacts--by zip code or by name or whatever. He ran the sort he wanted, and it seemed good, except as he was getting through the output, he found that it had barfed on even that. It had partially sorted the list, but a lot of it was still random and there were parts of the list that hadn't been sorted at all, so he had to go through manually sorting a bunch of them.

    So, from personal experience, if you are just going to look at static data in a spreadsheet and not do anything to it, OOo might be fine, but to...I don't know...actually USE it, OOo just doesn't work. Not something you can just teach people in a one-day training course. So how are companies supposed to switch to all open source applications when some won't even do the job needed? Maybe they could go with Linux and Crossover Office in this case, but keep a sense of reality people.

    I did get to use the word processing app, and that worked fine--didn't run into any weird problems there, but the spreadsheet app was garbage.

    I'm not trolling or flaming on this. I like open source and really wanted Open Office to work. I'll keep using open source programs where they are effective, but it has to pass that functional test.

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  166. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have seen this one before, just put a sentence in quotes and plug it into google, you'll get lotsa hits. I remembered the monkey story because it is truly funny.

    just for the record

  167. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by KarMann · · Score: 1

    Are you sure they weren't baboons? 99 of them?

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  168. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by HavocBMX · · Score: 1

    Your not looking at the bigger picture which is that the applications are already available for windows based machines. There is no need to have them ported or train them on a new system. The bigger point is that many government agencies have applications written for better or for worst in VB or some other variant. You have mounds of internal applications that would need to be rewritten or ported. The thing is there are definite advantages to migrating over to certain open source platforms. However, it's only a alternative if the rewards outweigh the the costs. In this case that is quite simply not the case.

  169. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by 0racle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Open Source's openness only applies to those who are interested in it, or more to the point, those who are interested in sharing the ideas that are implemented in the OS/Software. It doesn't matter to an English teacher or a clerk in a government office that they can look at the source because they have no idea what it says anyway. Any sharing of ideas that happens in a classroom that is facilitated by a computer is with other opinions over the Internet, and you don't need an OSS system for that. OSS may allow a carpenter to freely train, but you have to remember the carpenters are programmers and admins interested in working with Unix systems. These are trained or burgeoning professionals, and as such, OSS means very little to the average person.

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  170. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first truly funny comment of the post 10 millionth comment era.

  171. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Open Office +1 Mentioning Open Source Product probably didn't crash on you - it was almost certainly Windoze +1 calling Windows Windoze underneath!

    So parent post should be 2 by the time modding is done.

  172. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by fitten · · Score: 1

    I still can't, for the life of me, see how MS can say with a straight face that something that costs money is cheaper than something that doesn't cost anything?


    You answered your own question. IT support staff for Unix/Linux is typically more expensive (salaries are higher) than for Windows.

    IT wouldn't be spending yearly cash on service contracts and the like with open source, wouldn't they instead just HIRE their support? Hire IT pros that KNOW how to program and configure and support and fix the open source servers/databases? You pay for the IT people anyway, why pay in addition to that for service contracts?

    Because support contracts are more than just that. You pay for support contracts on hardware, not just software. Unless your IT staff can run out to the junkyard and fabricate new CPUs, memory, and HDD, support contracts are going to cost money.

    After they build it, you keep them as your IT department to maintain everything. No service contracts...not even to Redhat or SUSE or anyone. Now, how is that more expensive than the MS solution?

    That's fine. Make it so that no OSS folks can make money at all. See how long they stay around. You pay support to these folks so they can stay around and continue to do stuff (like come out with newer distributions). Without actually hiring folks to make it their business to advance OSS, the rate of fixes and packaging would slow to a crawl because no one would be able to do it except in their spare time, after they came home from a hard day at work doing whatever else they have to do to put food on the table and a roof over their head and keep electricity flowing to the computer.

    If OSS is to be successful, it most certainly will not be "free" (as in beer).

  173. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Poor folks are under the misguided perception that "buying" stuff makes you successful.


    Spoken like someone who probably doesn't own a Powermac G5 or an Audi TT Quattro.

  174. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by atcurtis · · Score: 1


    It's been a long time since I have read a posting which has made me laugh out loud!

    Kudos to the poster

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  175. Re:Cost of Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    >>entered a formula to do a VLOOKUP on some (snip)

    10 seconds on google solves the problem. if i was your wife's employer, i'd fire her. right now.

    fucking sheep.

    >>Excel file (list of about 1,000 contacts--name, address, etc.) before merging into Publisher (snip)

    oh yea. your friend sat down and performed a sort and merge in the first 5 minutes that he used MS office. give me a break.

    >>So how are companies supposed to switch to all open source applications when some won't even do the job needed?

    because their employees are fucking sheep. maybe and that's a HUGE FUCKING MAYBE, 1 out of 200 can do things like vlookups, sorts and merges.

    the one's who can do these things are bright enough to figure out the new syntax/commands. google and other resources are at their fingertips.

    if you don't fall into the sheep, or bright category, perhaps you should shoot yourself.

  176. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple: they are counting the retraining costs and lost productivity of switching from Windows, which obviously everbody already knows and loves, to a different system. What they fail to mention is that simular costs should also apply to switching from, say Windows 2000 to XP. This estimated $2000/seat retraining cost dwarves the upfront cost of the software.

  177. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 1
    MS makes sure that migrating away from their software is demonstratably more expensive then staying with them.

    And you forgot the flip side to this as well:

    MS makes sure that migrating away from their competitors software is easy, and relatively cheap. For instance - the migration tools for Lotus Notes which ship with Exchange.

    There is nothing stopping other vendors (open or closed source) from writing their own tools to make migrating away from MS easier - just that they don't seem to do it. Seems to me that it would be a relatively wise strategy.

  178. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."Part of the cost is training...."

    I dunno, man. I hear that all the time. Even at work. But at work they constantly introduce in-house software with virtually no training. And this in-house stuff has no (or hard to find) manuals and is worse than any "hacker" open source code.

    But we all learn to use it without the company "wasting" money on training. I think integrating open source could be done with less cost than expected. For example, Train one person in an area and they help the others. That is done were I work to cut costs.

  179. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I will explain this in the simplest terms that I can.

    You are a monkey.

  180. Microsoft Fund Studoes Chinese 10yr Old by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    My eyes are playing up ... I think i've been staring as slashdot for too long!

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  181. Re:And this is why by barneyfoo · · Score: 1

    They aren't morons in this lifetime, but I'm sure their enlightened grandchildren eating genetically engineered algae that provide all nutritional benifits and who are using hydrogen, wind and solar for power. They will see their grandfather as some kind of mental masterbator equivalent to a moron in practice if not in ability. People who can only think 1-2 years in advance and have no vision of ideal behavior for the masses that they themselves put into practice are moronic and contributing to the downfall of all people not a hypothetical roman clique.

  182. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

    Note that I'm all in favour of OSS, but I don't like some of the analogies used ...

    Just like a hammer doesn't do shit.

    I would like to think that the companies that manufacture hammers, and spend time and money researching better hammers (longer lasting, less vibration, less likely to chip, lighter/heavier, whatever) are making money, profit, and thus a positive boon to the overall economy. Doesn't do shit? No, far from it. Just not the type of shit you were expecting.

  183. MODS: RD_SYRINGE IS OVERLY CRITICAL GUY/BONCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  184. Tao of Programming covered this long ago by bee · · Score: 1

    A well-written program is its own heaven.
    A poorly-written program is its own hell.

    Welcome to Hell, Newham Council.

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  185. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by killjoe · · Score: 1

    TCO is a pretty bogus argument because nobody can agree on how to figure it out. People just make up stuff like "if I switch to OO I will have to retrain". That's just bogus because if somebody can figure out office they can figure out OO. Also you will have to retrain the people when there is a new version of office anyway.

    Until somebody can point out a uniform way to figure out TCO you can pretty much throw the metric out. It's completely useless.

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  186. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by jeremyp · · Score: 1

    Do not underestimate the cost of migration. Six months ago I had the pleasure of doing a study on a district council (similar thing to this one). I'm pretty sure that it had similar issues to Newham (the clue is the reference to 120 *Office* based applications).

    You see the thing is, the IT departments in UK councils are strapped for cash. The council thinks that things like education, refuse collection, housing benefit etc are more important, so at some time in the past everybody had a Windows PC slapped on their desk with a standard Microsoft Office Professional install. There's always some little job that could be computerised, so some bright spark says "I know, we've got Access, let's use that". There's no proper study or requirements spec or anything, because the kid with a computer at home is happy to write it during his lunch hour for free.

    For this local council we interviewed two or three people from each department and they all had a little M$ Access application running some vital part of their infrastructure. Even the IT person who sat in with us was surprised at the stuff that was going on.

    Not only that, but many of the "real" applications had Windows only front ends even if the back end DB was an industrial strength Oracle install.

    Care to make an estimate as to how long it would take to convert an Access based app to an open source solution? Five days? Ten days? Remember you can't just convert it, you have to test it, show the users how to use it, convert the data, show the help desk staff have to support it. Also the kid who wrote it during his lunch hour left because he finally realised he was being exploited and went somewhere where they'd pay him to write crappy Access apps. Let's say ten man days per app (on average). Newham has 120, so that's 1,200 man days. At CAP Gemini's rates that's unlikely to be much less than £1 million.

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  187. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Informative

    An anon coward post:

    I don't get it. Please 'xplain.

    An allegory is a story with two meanings, a literal meaning and a symbolic meaning.

    In this case, I'm obviously playing off of the parent post's use of the term "retarded monkeys". The deeper message is you get what you pay for: nickle monkeys die, and in this case the so-called "cheaper" software sucks.

  188. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

    I think if you have fancy cars and designer clothes then by definition, you do, in fact, have the goods. Often trappings are indicative of success.

    Do you actually look at wealthy people and convince yourself that they are only trying to look wealthy, but are in fact poor? This is very interesting to me.

  189. Slashdot is Humorous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So the entire 'truth' at Slashdot consists of the fact that NO intelligent organization would use Microsoft, because Windows has absolutely NO benefits over Linux.

    Riiiiiight... the entire corporate world has been duped! Millions of companies CAN be wrong!

  190. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by WNight · · Score: 1

    That's like saying that it doesn't matter to you that your mutual fund's books are open and they can be audited simply because you aren't an accountant and could never do the audit yourself. If the books are open others can and will do audits, which you benefit from.

    Just as security companies build their reputation by finding bugs in windows, programmers build their reputation by finding (and fixing) bugs in open source. A friend of mine's resume lists his contributions to Linux. Nothing huge, a fix or two in the kernel and some cleanup in some other project, but it looks pretty cool on a programmer's resume. There's a lot of behind-the-scenes work going on with open source because it's open.

    Then there's the benefit of not being locked into any open source. Of having a recourse (even if it involves hiring a contractor) when some critical piece of software breaks. Of knowing that you don't depend on something that may be end-of-lifed. The BSA provides another huge benefit to open source - knowing you'll never be sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars because you copied a HD from a dying computer and didn't properly wipe the old drive.

    Going with closed-source products is a business risk akin to going with a product where you couldn't second-source any of the components. Don't buy into the ideology, simply analyze the situation and all of the potential risks. If you consider training costs don't listen to MS FUD, realize that users need help in going from Win98 to WinXP too.

  191. Credits please... by uss_valiant · · Score: 1

    At least give some credit to the author of the joke.
    Couldn't find it, but I'm quite sure someone else posted it on /. a few weeks ago.

    google finds about 926 results for "200 dead monkeys"

    1. Re:Credits please... by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That joke was first forwarded to me @sitvxc.stevens-tech.edu 10 years ago. That particular machine (sitvxc) has been dead for over 8 years, and I've been told that email sent to stevens-tech.edu bounces (the school uses stevens.edu now).

      So I tell you what... You find the true author, and give him credit. I doubld dog dare ya :-)

      And FWIW, google doesn't find that story anywhere on slashdot.

  192. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by DoctorHoe · · Score: 1

    Well I have a solution for that. Hire people who are capable of actually using a computer and thinking for themselves. I work at a data entry company and the people are amazing at keying data. But most are completely lost even when you ask them to go to the start menu.

  193. Re:Cost of Training? by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took this AC up on his challenge, and in fact he is correct. If you google for "vlookup ooo", the answer is the first hit. Not bad...

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  194. Did they analyze the Total Cost of 0wnership? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If not, they were neglegent in their duties.

    A good report on TC0 can be found here It's a must-read for anyone using or contemplating using Microsoft Windows.

  195. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been about two years since I've seen that posted anywhere... damn good segway...

  196. reading between the lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like you're saying that the sooner companies get off MS and onto open source, the lower the migration costs. At least if for companies that are growing and adding staff. Why pay to train people in the wrong thing?

  197. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by ScottGant · · Score: 1

    That's fine. Make it so that no OSS folks can make money at all. See how long they stay around.

    How is keeping the people that built the system on your payroll with a steady job making it "so no OSS folks can make money at all"? They have a job, they're making money. They ARE OSS people. Just because you're not paying for Redhat or Suse and instead are using Debian doesn't mean that OSS people aren't getting paid for their work. Otherwise you're just trading one service contract (MS) to another service contract (Redhat).

    And come on, I KNOW they don't go out to fabricate new CPU's and such. You over simplified everything. You BUY the hardware, but that doesn't mean you have to buy the software that goes with it.

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  198. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Ahh, I see..a variation on the O.J. Simpson defense.

    "If the monkey won't stay lit, you must aquit!"

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    Strat

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  199. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Atomic+Frog · · Score: 1

    First, let me say I don't think MS is cheaper in this case.

    However, the "free" solution isn't always "cheaper", because it isn't always about the upfront cost.

    For example, I'm an engineer, we make chips (CPU's actually).
    Vendor A sells a chip tester for $5million
    Vendor B sells one for $1million.

    Obviously Vendor B is "cheaper", right?
    Wrong, because the tools on Vendor A allow me to debug and test in 1/10 the time as Vendor B. Because they tools are so reliable and so good, I make 5 times less mistakes. Because that results in a time to market advantage and faster debugging (resulting in less silicon revisions, less very expensive mask changes). It works out Vendor A is actually cheaper.

    Linux is free, Windows is not. But you don't actually _do_ anything with Windows or Linux, you do something with some program that runs on top of them. The question is, for whatever it is you're doing, what is the _total_ cost, not the initial procurement cost.

    Seems like most of the open-source/Linux folks still don't get this.

    I'll rant right now. Gcc and the suite of "open-source" dev. tools basically ... uh... SUCK.
    Given the same application, you can write and debug much faster in Visual C/C++.
    Free vs. say $500? (I don't know if that's the cost right now). If it were part of my living, I'd take the $500 one over the $0 if I can develop/debug in even 80% of the time.

  200. Re:Cost of Training? by kraut · · Score: 1

    That's not the point though - it's supposed to be compatible. Compatible does not mean "Formulas that look almost, but not quite the same", and it certainly doesn't include googling for a workaround.

    I do hope that whoever thought "Oh, I know, I really hate commas in formulas, let's do semicolons instead, they look much nicer" is really proud of himself ;(

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  201. Re:Cost of Training? by redmoss · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did you submit the bugs to the OO.o bug tracker? If enough people start submitting these bugs, they'll eventually get fixed and OO.o really will become a killer office productivity app. If you're interested, the OO.o bug tracker is here.

  202. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    In the same breath, if a company does it right, trains their staff (or pays for their training), and has foresight enough to see through a project like an Open Source conversion, then they will come out on top, IMO. In addition, they will be much more nimble, technology-wise, because of their more advanced and competent IT staff.

    Not only that but they will have the advantage oc better interop through open standards and more flexible setups due to a lack of license-related beaurocracy.

    This last point is important. You have to remain in compliance with licenses, which means you have to track licenses and *NOT* let employees, managers, or IT staff install software in excess of the licneses. This means to install software, you MUST procure a license. Open source reduces this need and so increases flexibility as well.

    This is NOT just speculation on my part but is based in part on opinions of those who have adopted open source software.

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  203. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
    Ack! I'm usually much better than that. Had no coffee when I posted. Thank's for pointing that out.

    (TWAJS)

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  204. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by jhoffoss · · Score: 1

    I retract that reasoning behind my statement; I meant what I said in a larger organization sense, but you make the broader point that I was aiming at and missed.

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  205. Re:Cost of Training? by magma · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is odd because OO and Excel not only have the same number of params for VLOOKUP they also have the same meaning. Granted the last param in OO is called "sort order" while in Excel it is "Range_lookup", but they do the same thing.

    I tested both the Excel and OO apps with the same table and got the same results. Both find the nearest match to the first param in the first column of the array given in the second param and return the value found in the column specified in the 3rd param. The 4th param specifies exact match if present and FALSE.

    Try using the OO AutoPilot; I find it easier to work with than Excel. It seems to have the same info but is just more intuitive to me.

    I used to use Excel for crunching reliability data and determining fitness for sale of hardware products based on expected PPM failure rates (that was 5 years ago). I had zero trouble with OO and actually found going back to Excel cumbersome.

    I have worked at companies that have a bunch of Excel templates that they used for specific tasks. If you are a USER and not a CREATOR then starting with a blank Excel sheet will be difficult, too.

    Sample VLOOKUP test:
    1, 2, 6
    2, 3, 7
    3, 4, 8
    4, 5, 8
    5, 6, 9
    6, 7, 9
    7, 8, 0

    and here is the formula for cell D1:
    =VLOOKUP(3.3;A1:C7;3)

    The answer is 8

  206. Re:Cost of Training? by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 1

    That's not the point though - it's supposed to be compatible. Compatible does not mean "Formulas that look almost, but not quite the same", and it certainly doesn't include googling for a workaround.

    Hey, I totally agree with you. I was just curious whether the angry AC was actually telling the truth.

    I do hope that whoever thought "Oh, I know, I really hate commas in formulas, let's do semicolons instead, they look much nicer" is really proud of himself ;(

    Too true. That makes me think of Bill Gates deciding to use \ instead of / as a directory separator. What massive and long-standing effects a dumb, hastily-made decision can make!

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  207. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
    I agree, but Windows is simple enough that a gaggle of incompetent admins can flail around and make it [seemingly] work.

    Linux/Unix/etc is not that forgiving; If you haven't set everything up proper, it won't run proper. Windows has more gray area that users may or may not ever notice.

    Regarding training, I agree whole-heartedly.

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  208. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    You'd be amazed at how much of Capgemini's infrastructure is run on crappy cobbled together MS Access applications but I think a better plan than simply recreating all the MS Access apps is to look at why they are being used for in the first ( because the current official IT infrastructre isn't flexible enough ) and place and design a sensible, flexible IT solution to replace as many of them as possible in one go.

    Obviously that takes work and is a pratical soloution so would probably never be carried out.

  209. Re:Cost of Training? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
    10 seconds on google solves the problem.
    It's more time than that and the time could have been put in if it were needed for the job, but it illustrates the problem (Yes we already noticed the comma vs semicolon issue--that was not the problem.). MS Office help effectively shows how to use its formulas; OOo doesn't. One needs to go search on the web and hope that someone found and published a solution to each problem you encounter. It just doesn't make sense that they would copy so much of the look and feel of MS Office, including using the exact same names for the formulas, but would change such arbitrary details like what character to use for field separation. Why would they want to make a transition more difficult by ensuring that the formulas people are used to using won't work?
    oh yea. your friend sat down and performed a sort and merge in the first 5 minutes that he used MS office. give me a break.
    You failed to comprehend what I wrote. I did not say a MERGE command in Excel. Maybe I should have said "importing into Publisher", but I was just using the term my friend used. He was just sorting the rows of data in the spreadsheet and saving the file--period. The part about bringing the file into Publisher for printing postcards was just to mention what the info was for--not related to the spreadsheet issue, so maybe I should have just not mentioned that step. I still don't see your point about why Open Office's inability to sort data in alphabetical order is somehow the fault of the user.
    because their employees are fucking sheep. maybe and that's a HUGE FUCKING MAYBE, 1 out of 200 can do things like vlookups, sorts and merges.
    Wow. That's a beauty of an attitude.
    "We'll give employees hunks of graphite because the cost of pencils is too much."
    "But they can't erase with that hunk of graphite."
    "They're f***ing sheep! They don't need to erase. They probably don't even know how to erase!"
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  210. Re:Cost of Training? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

    No I didn't report it yet. He did that one while I wasn't around. I'll see if I can get that file and duplicate the failed sorting he ran into so I have something specific to report.

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  211. Re:Cost of Training? by jamarsa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the reason for usin semicolons instead of commas is than in Europe, we use the comma as decimal point. For that reason, using comma as separator in an intended multilanguage application is unwise at least.

  212. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    I still can't, for the life of me, see how MS can say with a straight face that something that costs money is cheaper than something that doesn't cost anything?

    Because:

    It does cost something

    The purchase cost of the software is usually the *cheapest* part of IT infrastructure

    You have company X. They need a new server infrastructure. They hire the people that will build the system from the ground up with open source solutions. They don't buy any software, not even Redhat. They use open source, build the databases, the os, the web server etc etc.

    Very few companies have the luxury of building a complex IT infrastructure from scratch. I'd go so far as to say none, but I'm sure there's at least one out there that would prove me wrong.

    The only they they buy is the hardware to run it on.

    And the people to implement it.

    After they build it, you keep them as your IT department to maintain everything. No service contracts...not even to Redhat or SUSE or anyone. Now, how is that more expensive than the MS solution?

    Easy. If the additional people cost in creating and supporting an Open Source infrastructure exceeds the cost of software licenses and support contracts.

    I'm not saying it's a given, but that's the equation.

    I obviously am out of my league here and have no idea how any of this works, I'm just wondering. Can anyone set me straight here?

    Sure. The biggest problem you're probably having is the same one most Open Source advocates don't get. That is, understanding that:

    Software is cheap

    Hardware is cheap

    Support contracts are cheap

    People time is expensive (not just the people implementing the system, but also the people using it).

    When creating IT infrastructure, the following applies:

    The cost for implementation is largely dependant on the out-of-box suitability of the software to the tasks at hand and the competence of the people.

    It is reasonable to assume the competence of the people for any non-trivial project will be roughly the same, regardless of the platform.

    In general, commercial software is optimised for common-case business scenarios out-of-the-box.

    Finally, keep in mind:

    Very few companies don't have legacy IT infrastructure to support. Usually this requires commercial software that in turn requires certified platforms.

    In general, the only Linux distributions that are certified platforms are the ones that cost money

    If you do everything in house and some or all of your IT team leaves/gets fired/dies, you're screwed.

  213. If Microsoft says it enough maybe they will.... by rspress · · Score: 2, Informative

    If Microsoft says it enough maybe they will believe it. I saw a show on the history channel about Bill Gates and the person said that when me meets with his people he does his characteristic rocking back and forth and so everyone around him starts doing the same thing. Maybe in these efforts to "Be Bill" they go along with whatever he says no matter how ludicrous or untrue.
    Bills rocking back and forth is usually a sign of:
    1. Autism
    2. Hyperactivity
    3. Attention Deficit Disorder
    or a combination of all three. For more information on Bill Gates condition try the following link.
    http://members.aol.com/erichuf/Linux3.html

  214. The best part of VBA is reading someone else's! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be a problem if the guy who wrote it isn't around any more.
    Good thing interns tend to stay around a while...

  215. If you're going to post someone else's joke... by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you're going to post someone else's joke, it's considered polite to credit them.

    1. Re:If you're going to post someone else's joke... by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      Riiiight... a joke I got in an email a decade ago should be credited to monkeymania.co.uk? Uhm, NO, but thanks for playing.

      :-)

  216. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't agree with the study, you should send your comments to the Newham Council.

    I did.

  217. Re:A factor... by grunties · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong...
    On /. ? No invitation required...

  218. Wiki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  219. Re:Cost of Training? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I respectfully suggest that if you want average end users to report bugs, expecting them to find a page full of explanatory text, with no immediately obvious place to enter the bug information, hidden in the OOo web site, where two links later and just as you think you're going to put the data in you have to "log in", is not the way forward.

    Most users won't report a bug when the process is that complicated; they have better things to do with their time, like tell everyone how OOo is crappy and full of bugs.

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  221. How about this one then... by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

    I've seen this posted before and others have linked to a google search. It was a great segway into it though. I personally found this craigslist comment funny the other day. This guy must be a college geek.

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  222. Re:IE Is Because Microsoft is Serious About Securi by burns210 · · Score: 1

    So, you know the product has poor security, but because the company says it plans to fix those issues(in an unspecified timeframe, with no accountability) you decide to use that product...

    Why not choose the product that actually HAS the better security and not rely on a promise for a feature set to be added later.

  223. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by groovemaneuver · · Score: 1

    First, let me compliment your thorough posting. Your concise definitions are easy to understand. However, let me add to your commentary with my own...

    Migration is how much it will cost to move your systems over to a new type of system. This includes any new required hardware, consultants to do the more tricky application migrations, the businesss impact of migration-related downtime and reduced productivity meshing with the learning curve, training costs to train your users and your admins to run the new system, among other things.

    What you didn't mention here (though you most certainly are aware of) is that migration from NT4 to XP has costs in training, hardware, and software. A Linux solution may very well be able to leverage some of the older hardware that XP would choke on. I would say personally that migration is probably neck-and-neck in this instance, if not in favor of Linux.

    Ongoing costs are the long-term items, like warranty requirements, support contacts, paying your staff (remember, a Linux admin makes more than a Windows admin -- that makes Linux more expensive in that area). Another important calculation is reliability of the whole system, defined by mean time between failures in relationship to the mean time to repair, and the business impact of downtime associated with that.

    Also remember that it is widely known that Linux admins can manage a significantly higher number of machines per admin (50-100 versus 10-20). For a small operation, this makes Windows admins cheaper, but once you begin to scale upwards in numbers of machines, the Windows admin salary numbers go through the roof.

    The big trick is that TCO calculations are very subjective in nature. The criteria change from consulting firm to consulting firm, and the values used to support some of those numbers can come from a variety of different sources, and may be of questionable value.

    This is precisely why Microsoft funding this study is of both questionable value and questionable ethics.

    What you have to remember about IT is that it is not about the technology -- it is about the people and business that technology supports.

    Ya know, I really wish more IT people understood this. Our nasty reputation gives a lot of the users we support the preconception that we're only in it for the machines.

    Peace

  224. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  225. Re:Cost of Training? by redmoss · · Score: 1

    I heartily agree. I submitted a bug report to OO.o a while ago requesting they stick a bug reporting feature directly into OO.o. Although many would still not use it, I'm certain it would encourage more bug reports and improve the product. My original request is here. As you can see if you look at it, it's dated January 2004. The problem with bug reports/feature requests in OO.o is obviously that they sometimes take a *long* time to be addressed. I guess if people really want to see this feature they can register with OO.o and vote to support this request.

    I'm not sure whether this would increase responsiveness to bug reports in general, since this is a volunteer project. That's the Achilles heel of F/OSS, as most here are already aware.

  226. Where's the video of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There has to video or audio of this...where is it? I want it! I need it! Microsoft must be disasimmala...whateva, you know what I mean...

  227. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Uggy · · Score: 1

    It's counter-intuitive but nonetheless very true.

    Have you ever stepped foot into a poor area? South Side of Chicago? North St. Louis, South Central LA, or any of the various caserios (projects) in Puerto Rico. Lots of designer stuff, fancy cars, you name it. Contrary to popular belief, not every fancy car you see in the hood is from drugs. They are lot of hard working people that for whatever reason define themselves with what they purchase. Obviously it's a generalization, obviously there are exeptions, obviously there are middle class folks that do the same, but by and large it is the popular trend among poor folks. Poor folks kill themselves trying to live the American dream.

    I've lived in all of the above places and I know what I'm talking about.

    Now apply that to a poor nation trying to develop a technology economy by buying software from MS or Oracle?

    Doesn't compute for me either.

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  228. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    There is nothing stopping other vendors (open or closed source) from writing their own tools to make migrating away from MS easier - just that they don't seem to do it. Seems to me that it would be a relatively wise strategy.

    Other than it's a huge amount of work, requiring reverse-engineering of file formats at least. If you read about back in the early 90s when MS introduced Winword, they were up against WordPerfect's huge installed base. One advantage they had was WP was still basically DOS, their Win version was kludgy. However MS only started converting WP users when they made enormous efforts to be compatible with WP, both in import and export. (To this day when converting Word files for DTP layoutr I use WP 5.1 as an intermediate format, because it preserves the important features and is well understtod by my (old) apps.) Word 97 still has a "Wordperfect help" button prominently at he bottom of the screen, (and probably in later versions somewhere).

  229. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Where MS does have an arguement is small business. Many small business owners cannot afford to hire a competent IT staff. And so small businesses are constantly wiped out by viruses, overwhelmed by spam, have their machines turned into zombies...

    If a small business wnts to reduce admin costs, they could go Apple. The initial cost is returned in a month or two against lower support costs (or recovery costs of the above). I've worked in an ofce basically run on Macs, (the company was originally a publishing). The office staff didn't care what their machine was. They had Word and email. Typing is typing.

  230. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Some places have a staff of retarded monkeys (ie Atlanta Public Schools)"

    So send your kids to Parkview.

  231. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    I'm well aware of the cost of migrating apps written in proprietary languages.

    Which is why I said there is no shortage of morons in business.

    You don't write apps in proprietary languages if you want to keep your options open for the future.

    If the apps had been written in a second-sourced language, they could be ported to a variant of that language with much less cost.

    Anybody using VB is a moron.

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  232. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by greggman · · Score: 1

    Desktops ARE cheaper with Windows than with Open Source because the apps for getting things done on Open Source just aren't there yet.

    Of course that probably depends on your job. If your job is to read e-mail and browse the web, maybe open source is up to it.

    If your job is graphic design or advertising there is no Illustrator replacement for open source and Gimp is not 1/10th as good as photoshop so while Gimp is free, since I can't actually get the job done and even the jobs it can do take more time in the Gimp it ends up being MORE expensive to use free (as in beer) software in that case then paying the $700 for Photshop and getting the job done.

    The same will be true for page layout, a common desktop task.

    For word processing open source might be up to the level of Windows now except of course for collaboration between various companies

    For group based stuff, nothing on open source yet matches Exchange + Outlook. Ximiman Evolution is trying to get there but they are not there yet.

    So, it's VERY EASY for MS to say that with a straight face because in most cases it's TRUE.

    Time = Money so

    Free + lots of hours of struggle > Not Free + less hours of struggle.

  233. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    As I replied to another post elsewhere, I am well aware of the cost of migration

    Which is why I said there are no shortage of morons in business (and IT).

    You don't use proprietary languages (and in this case, we are referring to Access as a development platform, not merely a database - data can be migrated easily, application code cannot) if you want to keep your options open.

    Businesses need to be educated to use second-sourced technology (preferably technology with some backing by standards) or, failing that, open source technology to develop their apps.

    However, it is possible to plan a gradual re-engineering of ANY app or group of apps, and that is the intelligent approach to this issue.

    However, like I said, there are no shortage of morons, so the intelligent approach is rarely attempted.

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  234. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, when was the last time you had a Linux system go tits up on you?

    Over my career I've been punched in the cajones hundreds of times by Windows and never by Linux.

  235. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The primary problem is hitting a moving target. MS has developed a fairly effective tactic of making arbitrary undocumented changes between software versions. This makes it very frustrating and expensive to remain compatible. For a MS shop, this has become accepted as a cost of doing business (this is sometimes referred to as "the Microsoft Tax"...nothing to do with the actual cost of software, just money pissed down the drain).
    A non-MS shop, for obvious reasons, will tend to yield to the temptation to get off the treadmill and spend that time productively.
    This is also why ANY competing product will become better, faster and more stable than the MS offering given enough time.

  236. Actually, if the hyenas were laughing by phorm · · Score: 1

    It would just prove that they were smarter than the council, I wouldn't be surprised...

    It's like a joke that some people don't get... and MS-funded studies showing MS software is cheaper is definately a joke to most of us...

  237. Re:Cost of Training? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    Does this mean that in French or English versions of Excel (or whatever) you don't use commas to delimit parameters? Does French Excel use semi-colons?

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  238. Re:Cost of Training? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    Surely it can't be that difficult for Open Office to read an Excel formula and translate the commas into semi-colons? It must be a one-for-one correspondence.

    Anyway, does this mean that *all* fromulas using commas don't work when translating to OO?

    I don't understand, as I have never had a problem automatically converting work Excel sheets to home OO ones.

    If it is only some formulae that don't translate properly, then that is definitely an annoying problem that needs to be fixed urgently.

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  239. Re:Cost of Training? by GreyyGuy · · Score: 1

    Everyplace that I have worked as a network admin, I coordinated MS Office training for all the end users, and every person said they had a benifit from it. If they didn't go to training, then then spent far more then one day's time experimenting and learning on their own. Not training your computer users is very stupid.

  240. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by GreyyGuy · · Score: 1

    Do you work with a company of any size in decisions like this? I'm in the middle of these exact same arguement on a couple of different projects right now. I agree that most TCO's are subjective, especailly oen developed by the vendor themselves, but that doesn't mean that the person holding the purse strings who doesn't understand the technical issues is going to ignore it.

  241. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by GreyyGuy · · Score: 1

    I agree entirely, but you are talking about a payoff where you see savings in 3+ years. Many managers who don't care about the technical side want something fater then that.

  242. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by GreyyGuy · · Score: 1

    Respectfully, it doesn't matter if you put stock in it or not. The financial people that sign off on spending the money do put stock in it. They aren't aware of the details of upgrades and everything else, and don't want to be. If someone puts a number in front of them, they are rarely cynical enough to question those details. And that is assuming that they are even shown those details. Most times, they are just shown a final number that looks impressive.

  243. Re:Cost of Training? by jamarsa · · Score: 1
    Extract form the Spanish Microsoft Excel Online help (POW function):
    Sintaxis

    POTENCIA(numero;potencia)

    Numero es el numero base. Puede ser cualquier numero real.

    Potencia es el exponente al que desea elevar el numero base.

    Observacion

    Se puede utilizar el operador "^" en lugar de la funcion POTENCIA para indicar a que potencia se eleva el numero base, por ejemplo 5^2.

    Ejemplos

    POTENCIA(5;2) es igual a 25

    POTENCIA(98,6;3,2) es igual a 2401077

    POTENCIA(4;5/4) es igual a 5,656854
    (tildes out-edited)
  244. MOD PARENT UP by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    I find it sick and disgusting that Slashdot moderators could be so naive as to use the -1 Flamebait points to mod down an opinion that disagrees with the Slashdot collective. Are you all fucking borg or something? Use the brains you all claim to have.
    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
    - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
    They knew that then, what happened?

    I don't see any hint of Flamebait here, and while this could be a troll why don't you allow some people to respond to it before deciding it's crap and should be done away with? If a post like this has 60 replies of rebuttal claiming it's lies, the author doesn't know what he/she's talking about etc. THEN perhaps it deserves a -1 Troll. There certainly isn't any Flamebait there. "IBM will assimilate OSS", OH NO, HE DID NOT! OMG THAT WAS SURELY TO GET UNDER MY SKIN AND MAKE FUN OF ME! GEEK PRIDE! GEEK PRIDE! OPEN SOURCE WILL PWN YOU ALL DAMNIT!

    You could probably taste the sarcasm dripping off that statement (from where you're sitting, no less), but the sad thing is, this is how some of you children actually react. Without thinking.

    So here is something else they knew back in the day that seems to have been forgotten: IBM was the big bad evil corporation back in the day, and yes, they got quite the smackdown from Microsoft. Perhaps they've learned their lesson but the post above makes a good point: Anyone who was in business 15 years ago remembers the shit IBM put them through and how Microsoft is the top dog now because everyone abandoned IBM and their BS. Now IBM is comming back with Linux to take the market away from Microsoft, but once they get in that top spot, what do you think they'll do? While we might know that there isn't a real lot of room to hold a monopoly thanks to the GPL (i.e. we can always fork their OS if they try to do something bad with it), some suit sees "IBM getting popular again" and they think "Oh jeez, I remmeber what happened with these guys LAST time and it cost us a fortune! QUICK, upgrade all our Microsoft stuff!" - that was the parent's point and my point too. The VP of your company doesn't read /. you know.

    Here's a thought for you: Yugo could come out with the best car in the world tommorow. No one would buy it.
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  245. Re:Cost of Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS Office help effectively shows how to use its formulas; OOo doesn't. One needs to go search on the web and hope that someone found and published a solution to each problem you encounter.

    Oh, puhleeze. In this specific instance, yes, the Microsoft help files would have actually helped. But by and large the help files that come with MS Office are useless. On my install, it is totally useless; help quit working for some damned reason and even a re-install of Office doesn't help. And since Microsoft has made their KB all but useless my only choice most times is to go search on the web and hope that someone found and published a solution. Sorry, this reason not to use OO.o just doesn't wash!

  246. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th by killjoe · · Score: 1

    THe best strategy is to press whoever is pitching idea. Confront them on the specifics of how they are measuring the TCO. I hope your CIO is not dumb enough to blindly accept some half assed TCO calculation but in case he is just keep hammering on the points they missed or mis-caculated.

    Frequently they won't actually calculate things that make MS look bad. Things like downtime, virus infections, software distribution nightmare, etc. Go talk to your sysadmin and collect horror stories and ask "how much did it cost when we rolled out office last time?, did we have somebody go from desktop to desktop to change settings on our virus protection program?, how often do we have machines lock up for no reason and have to dispatch a tech?".

    As I said keep hammering. They don't have good answers to your questions and that will call their TCO study into serious question.

    Finally tell your CIO that there is no universally agreed upon best practice for calculating TCO and that he should base his decision more on total cost.

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  247. All that typing by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    And I spent about ten minutes writing this little crappy masterpiece and the story disappeared... mind you still have the sucessful story submission though :-)

    Here we go:

    Sorry (Score:2, Funny)
    by kevin_conaway (585204) Alter Relationship on 21:53 19th August, 2004 (#10017422)
    Im the dope who submitted this article without browsing down the screen to see that it had already been posted. My apologies :)

    Don't worry, you just participated in what I'd like to call a SDDE or "SlashDot Dupe Effect"... almost mirroring its distant cousin the "SlashDot Effect" in its overall actions.

    As commonly known, the SlashDot Effect (SDE) will bring webservers to their knees depending on their capacity and bandwidth. Other, less fortunate webservers start pluming out smoke if the cooling system isn't adequate enough.

    The SDDE is similar, in that multiple story submissions to the SlashDot Editors (also SDE, need another name then) will cause a brain overload... the effect can be so bad that the editor turns into a gibbering wreck and is unable to browse the story archives, mainly for fear of correlating story submitted usernames into usernames that also contributed to turning the said editor into a gibbering wreck (i.e. the confusion can be felt when trying to comprehend that previous sentence). The only solution to the gibbering wreck affliction is an immediate posting of the story, followed by opening the nearest refrigerator door and sticking their head in for 5 minutes... maybe Zalman should make refridgerators, now that is an idea! Although I wouldn't fancy applying thermal paste to the overheating areas of a /. editor!

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  248. Re:Cost of Training? by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    I can personally vouch for OOo being able to open semi-complicated Excel spreadsheets and translate the formulae without encountering problems. The greater issue is user error -- i.e., when users who are used to Excel sit down and try to manually type in a formula, using commas instead of semicolons (the reason for OOo's semicolons given elsewhere in this thread), OOo cries foul.

    So don't worry about having to recreate or tweak any legacy Excel sheets you have -- the comma/semicolon issue is moot when opening existing Excel sheets in OOo, and likewise when saving from OOo for use in Excel.

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    "A four-foot prune."