Need A New Retina? Look No Further
wap writes "Restoring sight to the blind is a Bibical miracle, a sign of divine powers. Now it is being tested at the Boston Retinal Implant Project, with some very limited success, according to Technology Review. They only have fifteen electrodes implanted, but it's a start. Great quotes: 'The eye doesn't like stuff inside it, that's why it doesn't have a zipper.' Will artificial eyes and retinal replacements someday be as good as good human eyes?"
Heh, they will be 100 times better.
Extended spectrum, nightvision, antiblinder, zoom, the possiblities are unlimited!
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I'd love to keep one eye, probably my 'good' eye, after testing to see which is the best, and modify the other to give retinal overlay data. You could look at an object and it would draw an overlay and data on it. Also, the ability to turn this overlay on or off! How about zoom, or freeze frame capabilites all without having your eyes look any different than they would naturally. :)
I know it's a long way off, but that kind of visual enhancement would be awesome. And expensive. And I want it.
It's a Bagel.
Ah Chew, if you could only see what I've seen with your eyes
I really believe that given enough time, humankind will conquer disease and disability completely. We may begin to look like the cybernetic beings of science fiction to some extent, but I think there is nothing beyond the scope of human accomplishment if we could just focus on things that are really important.
Thank god for dedicated people like this.
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see-through-clothes eyes? People will pay a lot for those.
Some info about the various types of bionic eyes currently being built can be found on Wired.
Brain implant anyone?
Read Pynchon.
15 electrodes implanted in someone's boday and not a sign of Kevin Warwick. Perhaps we'll get some actual research with scientific basis for a change.
They only have fifteen electrodes implanted, but it's a start...
Looks like it's nice and high-res so far. Just remember, when you're walking down the street and pick up a square-thingy, just remember how to get the freakin' duck away from you!
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
But I simply cannot imagine having any of this kind of enhancement: ever. I might consider it if say it was to restore something I'd lost completely (like my sight) but as an enhancement? No I don't think so. But then perhaps I'm a luddite: I haven't seriously considered laser eye surgery, partly because it's risky (however small) but mostly because my current eyeballs + glasses work just fine.
And as a humorous aside: how long do you think it would be before scumware companies worked out how to spam you new implants? "I ploughed into that part of school children because I was distracted by the advert for cheap viagra my retinaly implants I had just received".
Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
Maybe this is how the next "Riddick" will have his eyes. Full abilities. Then there wouldn't be an excuse to wear the cool goggles/glasses all the time. Scratch that idea.
"I can't see a thing without my glasses!"
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Will artificial eyes and retinal replacements someday be as good as good human eyes?
Reminds me of the scene where Tom Cruise went to get his eyes replaced in the Minority Report. Nevertheless, the question that "will be as good as someday?" is somewhat pointless, because we all know that as technology advances, will ALWAYS be as good as in the future. Unless we blow ourselves up, I am certain that we will have eye implants that gives humans super-vision, as well as being able to see-through walls, amongst other goodies. The better quesion is, how long will it take for technology to get there.
999X DIGITAL ZOOM! Actually creates data out of nothing WHILE YOU ARE ZOOMING! Who needs those fancy optics and lenses and whotnot?! DIGITAL is part of the WORLD OF TOMORROW!
Seriously, though, without an extra lens how could it be anything but 'digital zoom' (i.e. 'magnification')?
On the other hand, most people nowadays appear to be dumb enough to buy anything so long as it is digital or contains the prefix i- or e-, so maybe we can just market these as "eYes : now with DIGITAL zoom."
Read Pynchon.
Really, I don't. =)
I can see it now... "Holy shades of X-Ray Vision, Batman!"
Being able to look at ugly chicks as if they were beautiful would be a gift beyond price.
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It's always nice to see promining new technologies on the horizon that can drastically imporove peoples lives...
I just have one question though will you choose Visdose NT or Eyeballix as your primary OS
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could be cured for the cost of 1 Nuclear submarine, but as we are not serious about curing blindness we would rather have multiple subs and lots of blind people
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"We can rebuild him...we have the technology..."
The problem with having a camera for an eye is that if they got good, they most certainly would cause enromous legal issues. You could conceivably record your own sight, which would run afoul of various copyright, privacy, and wire-tap laws in the US and abroad. More so if you broadcast them, or if security/access control was in place.
If someone had the ability to see in the infrared spectrum, they could possibly decieve the James Randi Educational Foundation. Contact James Randi, claim you can see "auras", set up the test to your advantage and viola! A cool $1,000,000! Put another way:
1. Get infravision.
2. Contact James Randi.
3. Profit!
That's right. All your base.
Restoring sight to the blind is a Bibical miracle, a sign of divine powers.
Well, as The Doctor said: "Divine intervention is ... unlikely". :-)
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Lister: Any problems? ... closer, hmm, to the object. All right, okay. Well, what about other optical effects, like split screen, slow motion, Quantel(tm)?
Kryten: Well, just one or two. In fact I've compiled a little list if you'll indulge me. Now then, uh, my optical system doesn't appear to have a zoom function.
Lister: No, human eyes don't have a zoom.
Kryten: Well then, how do you bring a small object into sharp focus?
Lister: Well, you just move your head closer to the object.
Kryten: I see. Move your head
Lister: No. We don't have them.
Kryten: You don't have them -- just the zoom? Hmm. Well, no, that's fine, that's great, no, no, that's really great, that's great.
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Almost everyone's a potential retina donor - you just have to remember to fight down the urge to go for the headshot...
'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
This is very good news! My brother had been hurt in an accident has a child and has limited vision in one eye. The retina of his eye was damaged and several thousand dollars and hundreds of trips to clinics and hospitals later, we have been where we started!
This is early days yet, I know, but it offers some hope.
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I want chainsaw hands!
I wouldn't be surprised if this company is also responsible for running shock sites such as goat.cx - they produce severe retinal scarring, perfect for business!
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Well It did'ent happen in ST till the 24th Century, :)
It did'ent happen to Geordi LaForge till one of the films
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It's called respect, and you don't need any glasses for that.
Like it or not we will become BORGS when the majority of limbs and interfaces will be better than our given by nature ones.
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And the Law of Accelerating will make shure it comes sooner than we all aticipate it.
http://www.kurzweilai.net/articles/art0134.html
Need A New Retina? Look No Further
if you need a new retina, you can't look any further!
This is great news for me, I recently had an eye scan which showed the first signs of retinal damage after years of being diabetic... They reckon I have about ten years lefy so these guys need to get it up to at least JPEG resolution by then so I can still jack into my laptop and get my pr0n.. ;)
P.S. Please do NOT mark the above 'Insightful'
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average geek. Now when we burn ours out by staring at bright monitors in dark rooms for countless days on end, we have a replacement.
I believe that the top-quality ones are Zeiss-Ikon.
/cyberpunk nerd
Freedom: "I won't!"
Just some clarification.
These devices won't restore eyesight to people who were born blind. Only those who, at one time in their life, actually could see will profit from such technical replacements.
When you are born you are nearly blind. It takes four to six years for the visual cortex to develop fully. After the age of six this development stops and thats the end of it.
If you are born blind then the cortex will not be trained and no magic eye surgery will restore your vision, because after the age of six the visual cortex will no longer adapt to the new situation.
Even if your eyes are restored to 20/20 vision you will not see a thing because your vision center doesn't know how to interpret the pictures. So these kinds of surgery will only help people which went blind and not those who were born blind. (Still cool stuff)
BTW. It is the same with deafness.
Those who look for a new retina simply CAN not look further...
Well, well
I'm sure I remember hearing about a similar experiment about 10 years ago. They'd connected a 5x5 array of electrodes to a patient's optical nerves, and he could see vaguely defined objects. So this is exactly how much progress...?
Of course I won't... I need a new retina!!
"Restoring sight to the blind is a Bibical miracle"
Well, the really good Egyptian magicians were supposed to be able to reattach a severed head. Now THAT'S technology! Betcha they can't do that at Olympus.
Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
Will artificial eyes and retinal replacements someday be as good as good human eyes?
Who knows, someday they may be better than natural human eyes. Maybe, people will opt to have their eyes replaced as a luxury some day.
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if we keep following the way we are going, it will be in no time when we will be living in a world just like that show, ghost in the shell. would be great for those snipers to get better headshots then wasting alot of ammo.
I love Red Dwarf, and I love how it is not understodd by non-brits (or at least, doesn't seem to have been heard of, probably becuse of licensing or suchlike)
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That and changing the alert colour bulbs will forever tickle me...
*stiffle smirk*
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well, now we can read the /. IT articles without fear of damaging the eyes...
After the Duke of Monmouth was beheaded, they realized there was no official portrait of the guy, so they had his head put back and his portrait painted.
I hope they can come up with a way to effectively "auto-focus" your new digital eyes. I'm always putzing with my camera's autofocus and it seems to take forever somtimes (note: forever = >.5 seconds). There seems to be a big problems whenever I'm trying to take action shots. The AF can't accuratley predict what I want to focus on.
I just hope that we are able to develop an autofocus system to go with this that 1) can focus as fast as a human eye and 2) can focus on the needed subject.
Interesting development though.
6 months ago I had cataract sugery and an interocular implant. The implant is fantastic, it took me from functionaly blind, in that eye, to pretty usable vision in the eye.
There is absolutely no equal to the organic material of the eye, though. As good as the implant is, it's still like looking at a bad reprint of a picture.
When it comes to the human body, third party products are decent if you can't get the real thing. But, they really aren't (and probably won't be) better.
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HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
Does this mean that the gov.'s tempest project would be able to spy on what we're SEEING?
Or is the power involved far too weak for that.
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I recall watching a fascinating series on National Geographic back in the 1970's called "The Incredible Machine". The series was quite extraordinary for its time as it dwelved into the functions of the human body by actually showing graphic pictures inside it. One of the segments talked about the human eye. Within the segment, they talked about researches who created a device to allow blind people to see rough silhouettes. It was like a black object on a grey Light Bright, if you will. Not very exciting, unless you were blind.
What amazes me about this current story is that over the last ~30 years, this is all the advancement we've made in this realm?
that it will help people that are born blind in the future... as they could then use this new technology to train their visual cortex. As for people already born blind, I'm not sure that this will never allow them to see, just that they will probably not be able to get the same level of results as someone that once had sight.
"Will artificial eyes and retinal replacements someday be as good as good human eyes?"
Only if they look like Uma Thurman's.
http://www.eye-chip.com/
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well, looks like the Germans finally found their way to high-tech in one area
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Being that I have a quite good looking legally blind lesbian friend having a recording attachment to these things would bring...umm...peace of mind its very important to know that she is..ummm....safe... and being able to record her daily activities would be...uumm...comforting....yeah
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People have tinkered like this for a long time. My favorite, going back to 1997, is where they combined silicon and eye of newt. No kidding! http://www.devicelink.com/mddi/archive/99/07/003.h tml
The world is made by those who show up for the job.
What I want to know is, when can I get a DVI-female port wired into my eyes so I can play video games without using a monitor?
Behold!
I am wondering if anyone got the irony of the title of the article, and if it was worded like that on purpose.
My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.
BTW, when your retinas are bleeding, it's because of blood vessel changes caused by the diabetes, and there's a very good chance that the same thing is going on in your kidneys. Retina implant don't help the kidneys, and you can't see for long without kidneys.
Better prospect for diabetics is an implant to monitor blood sugar continuously and administer insulin just like your defunct pancreas is supposed to. The implantable monitors have been approved for human trials by FDA.
I mean what happens if your on the road and forget your charger? You wake up in the morning and all you see is a little battery low indicator. Since you got your eyes last year, non of the stores carry a charger for your obsolete eyes.
Need A New Retina? Look No Further
I can't look cause I'm already blind you insensitive clod!
...will automatically get enhanced vision
Dude, I don't think it will be automatic. Remember, circumcision has been around for thousands of years, and even this common sense health modification doesn't get done on all newborn males automatically.
Seriously, how many times!!!
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Interesting point about the kidneys - I didn't know that. Whats that phenomenon called exactly - I'd like to look it up. My blood control recently has vastly improved due to glargine and I am now seeing my bloods averaging around the 8 mark which should prevent more damage. I volunteered for the trials of the implantable monitors here in the UK - unfortunately I am in the control group so don't get to live out my cyborg fantasies.
It's not called "analog zoom". It's "optical zoom". Big difference.
When you zoom an OPTICAL LENS, you're still working with the original subject matter (light), and you haven't really degraded what you want to sample. Just the opposite. But if you don't zoom the original optical image, instead sampling it at low quality, and then expect to magically use digital technology to make low quality data into high quality data, then obviously, you'll be disappointed.
On the other hand, if you make a DIGITAL, OPTICAL LENS, it would quite possibly be better than analog lenses, but no one has invented such a thing yet.
My mother needs this but she fond a different solution that only cost something like $500,000 for 2 operations on each eyeball. Thanks to her addction to Virginia slims, she can't see any more but thanks to so expiermental surgey that is only needed by tobacco druggies, she can see again. How many people can afford to have their eyeballs layers separated, encouraged to regrow and then put back together by a huge team of surgeons?
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Apparently it's possible to replace a damaged cornea with one of your own teeth - I remember seeing a TV show about a guy who did it - I can't find that story but here's another example.
Now lets fix amblyopia!
Please?
Sounds a lot like what they had for Geordi in ST:TNG. He wore the visor which transmitted the images for him. Later he went to an implant on the eye.
In B5 they had G'Kar using a fake eye which transmitted to an implant at the base of the socket.
I imagine that as they develop the ability to shrink the transmitter it'll move from a pack on the belt, to a part of the eyewear, eventually maybe to a fake eye.
This is cool!
Common sense isn't. Circumcision is not only unecessary, but risky and detrimental to one's health.
The only reason to circumcise is religous - there is no medical reason, and there are good medical reasons not to.
There is no extra care required to be uncircumcised - basically, leave it alone, wash the outside (as you would circumcised).
http://www.cirp.org/
http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/
No more biometric retinal scans
who's for going the whole hog and inventing replacable fingers, faces etc
CJC
...the first pop-up ads appear?
Restoring sight to the blind is a Bibical miracle, a sign of divine powers.
Who was it that said "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"?
One of the issues raised with biometrics is that you can't change your eye if someone gets a hold of your retina pattern and uses it to steal your identity. Well no more, now you can get a new eye and a new identity with it.
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It will likely not be as good as normal vision for a *very* long time, if ever; it is meant to return some mobility and possibly face and detail recognition to people who have gone blind by retinal degeneration.
Furthermore, this is not a "cure" for these diseases. The rods and cones still die, but are "replaced" by an external camera and some implanted circuits and electrodes to stimulate the retinal nerves which form the optic nerve.
In response to those asking whether this is new: it's not. Most of the groups working on artificial vision (retinal implants, cortical implants, optic nerve implants) have been at it for well over a decade. What is new is the development by some of these groups of actual implantable devices, as shown in the Technology Review article. Previous experiments typically involved electrodes inserted into the eye of a blind volunteer for a short time, with all of the electronics remaining outside.
This Eurekalert article discusses a new technique using chemical messengers to lead nerve growth toward a specific site. While originally intended for spinal regrowth after severe trauma, it (and the many other research projects online the same line) would appear relevant to this artificial vision project. They're trying to save the optical nerve so they can stimulate from the eye to the brain. If they could regrow nerve tissue care in surgical placement of the implant during eye surgery might be of less concern.
Also, PBS has a series Innovation - Life, inspired where one of the episodes discusses another artificial vision procedure consisting of a direct ocular brain implant currently in human trials. The program follows a patient who has the surgical procedure done and then her recuperation and initial testing of the implant. Most interesting. They also show another group who is trying a different kind of brain implant, but who haven't yet made it to human trials.
Between nerve / brain cell regrowth and implant research ongoing we will likely see amazing cures for formerly untreatable injuries and illnesses within our lifetimes. It's pretty amazing to see the beginnings of Bionic Man type stuff actually happen in my lifetime. --M
I heard about people blind from birth gaining their sight. They went crazy because sight was to much for them to handle. Anyone else hear of this?
"Restoring sight to the blind is a Bibical miracle, a sign of divine powers."
I think the word you're searching for is "Biblical"
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"some governments have banned any person who has had laser eye surgery from driving at all"
sorces/referenes, please?
"some governments have banned any person who has had laser eye surgery from driving at all"
sources/referenes, please
. . . directly to the visual cortex?
Boston Rectal Implant Project...
But, I guess that might involve USB connectors, PnP devices...
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How is this offtopic? Slashdot is beginning to get pathetic.
So does this mean that the super secure retna scanning that we all know and love is going to be virtually useless?
They will be offering digital X-Ray glasses!
Just plug your head into your computer.
Heck, by that time, there will be a computer integrated in you and you can download porn wirelessly.
I can't wait to get one!
Hey, imagine plugging your eyes directly to your computer! Now THAT would be cool! What resolution could the brain handle? I suppose, with its abilities to re-wire itself, that can be set to pretty high levels...
Now, as for deciding - ADC, VGA, DVI, DVJ, strange Sun format I can't remember the name of? Or maybe that would be too geeky and we'd just have composite or cinch... at least for the general public...
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Making laws based on opinions that stem up from false informations leads to witch hunts.
In the "dept." line.
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That is the kind of thing that makes you love Slashdot.
"I only do eyes!"
The Boston Foundation for Sight has restored good sight to over 600 people with cornea problems using a plastic liquid filled jumbo lens. find them at bostonsight.org
Since when are human eyes good?
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Phew, that's a good thing. My retina was on its last legs already, and I couldn't look any further even if I tried.
and that's why Steve Mann is tackling the problems of tomorrow, today.
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Not at all DIGITAL can be just as good as analog, the only thing that holds back digital in the world of sound and image magnification is the the sampling rate/quality/ratio. This is hardly a problem. At some point the sampling rate for digital becomes so good and fine that the benefits of digital reproduction/data storage and transmission outweigh its analog counterparts.
Who told you that you're allowed to post to slashdot again? I certainly didn't tell you that, and I don't mind using karma points to bring the universe back into balance.