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  1. Oh on The Economist on The Rise of Linux · · Score: 4, Funny


    Sun is probably doomed.

    Umm... but... I thought Doom was going to be MS exclusive

    *logs off and runs away*

  2. URL on How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy · · Score: 1


    Thanks to Ant for digging this one up.

    Did anyone else notice the url starts with www.asciipr0n.com ? Imagine a colony of ants transfering ASCII pr0n, char by char ;)

    Oh, shut up!

  3. Yea rite on How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Wow, there is absolutely nothing good to post in the bin today...

    How exactly is it different from other days at /. ?

  4. In reality on Can You Trust Microsoft On Security? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Three-fourths of computer software security experts at major companies surveyed by Forrester Research Inc. do not think Microsoft Corp.'s products are secure


    The other one-fourth use *nix and were unable to comment... ;)

  5. Perhaps... on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...he was bitten by a black widow spider. :)

    From the site:

    Symptoms...
    ...
    Muscle pain and cramps, especially of the shoulders, back, thighs, abdomen, or chest
    ...

  6. Missing Option on Children Of Dune Tonight · · Score: 2, Funny


    I dont have a Tivo, you insensitive cl..

    Oh, wait... This is not a poll ? Never mind, move along, all you Tivos !

  7. Re:Sheesh. what's next? on E.U. Commission: More Antitrust Trouble For MS · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The tricky part is that M$ is a monopoly. With 90-95% market share in Operating Systems, bundling browser with their operating system gives them 90-95% market share in browsers. Same goes for Media Player. This is considered as an unfair advantage.

  8. Re:Dupe - was posted yesterday! on World of Ends Public Draft · · Score: 0, Troll


    Proof that DUPES can still get through will subscribers looking into the mysterious future!

    You people, I tell you, are saddistic %#@$&rs!!! You simply cannot appreciate the service that /. provides to its valuable readers who missed the previous story. For you, it's just a dupe. For them, it's a MISSED STORY !!! Can you imagine if you were in their situation... can u ????

    OK... I'll stop now ;)

  9. Windows on A 3D Animation of Kernel Source Development · · Score: 4, Funny


    For comparison, here are a few animations of Windows

  10. Books on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1


    Help out Humanity: Add a Book!

    For you, my friend, books, I have two! Here and here.

  11. Matrix on Second Episode of The Animatrix Released · · Score: 4, Funny


    [Script Kiddie]: Do not try and slashdot the site. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

    [Neo the /.er ]: What truth?

    [Script Kiddie]: There is no site.

    [Neo the /.er ]: There is no site?

    [Script Kiddie]: Then you'll see, that it is not the site that crashes, it is only yourself.

    [Neo the /.er ]: Whoa!

  12. In other news... on SQL Server Developers Face Huge Royalties · · Score: 1


    Slammer worm package is now available bundled with MS SQL Server for a modest fee (credited as "royalty payments").

    Get your copy today !

  13. Chemical and Biological Weapons in 21 days on Science Editors Urge Nondisclosure Of Bioterror Info · · Score: 5, Funny


    Note: This post has been deleted to prevent exploitation by terrorists reading Slashdot.

  14. Re:Lets patent the patent process! on NCR Patents the Internet · · Score: 1


    ...Has anyone ever tried to patent the patent process itself?...

    ...About 6 million people can probably claim prior art...

    Then, how about patenting the method/art of claiming prior art ? ;)

  15. Re:Well, there's a chance that it's not full of cr on Understanding .NET: A Tutorial and Analysis · · Score: 1


    ...Microsoft Press, who really isn't trustable anymore...

    You mean they were trustworthy till now ? Oh... looks like I slept too much ;)

  16. Curious on Shared Source vs. Open Source · · Score: 3, Interesting


    ...Microsoft are fond of touting Shared Source as being "as good as" Open Source...

    Didnt they also mention Open Source is "cancerous" ;)

  17. Re:AMD logo on 12" Powerbook: Slick and Sexy, But Not Without Issues · · Score: 2, Funny


    Slashdot Acronyms:

    AMD = Advanced Mac Devices ;)

  18. Not English on Pyromaniac Cosplay · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...Warning: site is most definately not in english...

    Well, I am not sure about the site, but the post is inglesh, definately ;)

  19. Finally !! on Corporate Espionage Leads To Faulty Motherboards · · Score: 5, Funny


    From the Book of /. Postings:

    And Saint Hemos displayed the posting on paper, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Holy Posting that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine readers to boredom in Thy mercy.'

    And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

    Hmm... Skipping a bit...

    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou choose random Story. Then, shalt thou post it three times. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt post, and the number of the posting shall be three. Four times shalt thou not post, nor either post thou two times, excepting that thou then proceed to post thrice. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, post thou thy Holy Posting towards thy readers, who, being naughty in My sight, shall comment on it.'

    Amen.


    Congratulations, /. editors have finally made it ! ;)

  20. Curious on Bush Orders Guidelines for Cyber-Warfare · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure...

    Is Kevin Mitnick getting one of those chairs ? ;)

  21. What ? on Dennis Ritchie Interviewed · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...My own environment (on PC hardware) actually runs Windows NT...

    That's it. I am not using C, Unix and Unix Derivatives ever again. Oh, wait...

  22. Patent ? on Acacia Climbing the Food Chain · · Score: 3, Funny


    Thank god nobody patented what is shown in the pr0n videos. ;)

    Oh wait, where's the Patent Office btw ?

  23. Re:i dunno on Microsoft Sends Broken Stylesheets to Opera · · Score: 4, Insightful


    ...but it really looks like an honest typo in the style sheet...

    The point is that the page rendered exactly same as IE provided the stylesheets are same. Unless MS thinks there is something wrong with the way IE(or Opera7) displays the page, why type out a different stylesheet and commit a typo in the process ? If it ain't broke, fix it to break it ?

  24. Tech Support on Illicit Leaky Capacitors Killing Motherboards · · Score: 4, Funny


    Tech Support : Is there a capacitor leaking on your motherboard ?

    Customer : What ???? How dare you talk about my moma like that, tell me right now, who's that #@&*%$ capacitor ?

  25. Wow on Kevin Mitnick Answers · · Score: 3, Funny


    Maybe I should partner up with Eminem?

    Kevinem ? I can see it now

    ...Back to reality, up there goes security...