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Bush Orders Guidelines for Cyber-Warfare

Jeremiah writes "The pending Iraqi war promises to deliver quite the display of modern, smart technology well beyond what we saw in '91. President Bush recently ordered the development of rules for cyber engagement by the military. Beyond the numerous special forces on the ground like in Afganistan, the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure."

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  1. An addition to the Geneva connection... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you have to stop the DDOS when you get the 'destination unreachable'

    1. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by tekunokurato · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it's probably not goint to be distributed, but it'd be great if there were international sanctions placed on cyber-warfare methods. Somehow, though, I doubt our government will be that effective, and that Iraq will have enough connected systems to really do any good.

    2. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...the Geneva convention...

      Seems to me that attacks aimed primarily at a civilian population, like depriving the Iraqi people of their porn fix, would be explicitly banned by the Geneva convention.

    3. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I doubt <snip> that Iraq will have enough connected systems to really do any good.

      That's because we have been DOSing them for the last ten years already. A DOS from a ping flood or an air strike has pretty much the same effect, although it's a bit easier to reboot a crashed server than try to dig it out of the crater.

    4. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by Kirijini · · Score: 5, Informative

      On the Contrary, Iraq has "largest and most efficient food-distribution system of its kind in the world... employing a massive network of trucks, computers, warehouses and neighborhood distributors to provide basic sustenance for every Iraqi." This is from the Washington Post.

      If Iraq uses a huge, intricate computer system to distribute food, you don't think they'd also use it for military purposes? I think, rather, that a computerized attack would be very effective.

      Especially if they use Windows.

    5. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by Corvaith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the first I've heard of this, and it does raise some troubling questions. The Iraqi leadership has always been painted as fundamentally uncaring about their people--and yet, they've taken the time to develop a system specifically to make sure that everyone is fed, something we can't even do here?

      At the very least, it explains why the people support Saddam Hussein--if we come in and take over, I somehow doubt we're going to be nearly as concerned with making sure that people have food and other basic necessities.

    6. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, if they are using Windows, we could easily cripple their entire country by having Microsoft do a full-scale software license audit. That would keep most of their government personnel tied up for months, at least. Much more effective than weapons inspectors. Plus, what are the chances they are actually complying?

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    7. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by dbrutus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A centralized, computerized system that controls food distribution also can control who *doesn't* get fed. It's a dictatorship and every facet of daily life is one more lever to control the populace.

    8. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Don't tell me you actually believe anything that comes out of the mouth of the Iraqi dictator, do you? If they have a massive food distribution system to "ensure everyone is fed", all that really means is that the Iraqi government controls "who gets to eat".

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    9. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by EugeneK · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the article :
      "Iraqi exile groups have accused the government of withholding food from political opponents and rewarding loyalists with extra rations. But Torben Due, the senior U.N. World Food Program official here, said his organization, which has conducted more than 1 million inspections of the system since the oil-for-food arrangement was enacted, has uncovered no significant evidence of fraud or favoritism."

    10. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by innerlimit · · Score: 1

      but attacks on the Iraqi part of the internet would have to be carried out using everybody's connection (i.e. the backbones) if I don't ge my pron fix due to bush's little outing, then it'll REALLY hit home

    11. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by jregier1 · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that attacks aimed primarily at a civilian population, like depriving the Iraqi people of their porn fix, would be explicitly banned by the Geneva convention. That's a pretty thoughtless comment, given the seriousness of the Geneva convention and our nearness to killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

    12. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by BigFire · · Score: 1

      Because of this food distribution system, ALL Iraqi citizen MUST register with the government in order not to starve. This is a very effective system for government to keep track of EVERYONE.

    13. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

      But its the only way to stop them. The internet is the only place the Iraqi's can see women's chins, ear's, and knees. If we take this away from them, they'll have nothing left to live for...

      ...oh wait, thats a bad thing :(

    14. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by teaserX · · Score: 1

      > That would keep most of their government personnel tied up for months
      More likely that would keep Microsoft auditors tied up (in a dark cell) for months. :P

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    15. Re:An addition to the Geneva connection... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty thoughtless comment, given the seriousness of the Geneva convention and our nearness to killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

      Oh, get off your high horse. I don't agree with the idea of going to war with Iraq either, but I'll be damned if people are going to dictate my sense of humor in such a situation.

      Incidently, Iraq isn't a Geneva signatory, IIRC.

  2. Curious by KoolDude · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure...

    Is Kevin Mitnick getting one of those chairs ? ;)

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    1. Re:Curious by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Is Kevin Mitnick getting one of those chairs ? ;)

      That would be a coup. SE hacking Arab speakers in west coast English!

    2. Re:Curious by mmol_6453 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the tools a cracker uses is social engineering. And unless he can speak fluent, unaccented Arabic, he won't be able to directly use that tool.

      Of course, there could be a separate team for that. But I suspect a strict government like Iraq has paperwork for everything. And inquisitions for those who forget their paperwork.

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    3. Re:Curious by mog · · Score: 1

      Donate pizza to the military. I have to say.. I read the site.. and I'm still just so freakin confused.

    4. Re:Curious by Kelt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IF he is, the gov't wouldn't tell us... you think they're mature enough to swallow their pride and say, 'oh, you know that 'bad for america' thing we spouted for a while? well, now he is good for america...'

      however, his spirit is definitely in those chairs... I am sure No Such Agency has recruited a small army of hackers/crackers/deviant engineers that all have learned from or been inspired by Kevin, 2600 and all the organizations that the gov't watches regularly...

      so, if his physical being is not there, I am sure many of his tools and his soul are partially there...

      -Kelt

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    5. Re:Curious by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While Bush and his cronies who probably have VCRs flashing twelve make rules about how the military will use high tech whizbangs, our enemies plot how to take advantage of how dependent we are on those high tech whizbangs. They can use something as simple as a box cutter, or dynamite strapped to a donkey.

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    6. Re:Curious by fain0v · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Is Kevin Mitnick getting one of those chairs ?"

      Only if you mean the chair that is set in front of a tribual for prosecuting cyber war criminals.

      "There are questions about collateral damage," Clarke said. As an example, he cited the possibility that a computer attack on an electric power grid, intended to pull the plug on military facilities, might end up turning off electricity to hospitals on the same network.

      Who knows, the government might need a scapegoat.

    7. Re:Curious by stanmann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, we have a president, who is smart enough to know that he doesn't know everything, and therefore has surrounded himself with specialists he trusts to not lie to him, and to give him advice on subjects of importance. So, it would be logical to guess that those drafting (vs those signing/championing) the guidelines would know the tech.

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    8. Re:Curious by TheJesusCandle · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's an unpopular view amongst the freedom of IP at all costs crowd that's common here, but maybe for the duration of the Iraqi conflict, we can stop posting exploit and bug notifications, at least until the US has installed a nascent capitalist, western ideologued democracy in Iraq.

      Flip the issue around and see if your suggestion makes any sense:

      For the duration of the war, let's refrain from posting notices of vulnerabilities and exploits so that sysadmins in places other than Iraq can't keep their systems properly defended from cyber-terrorists who are sympathetic to the Iraqi cause (or are simply anti-American).

      Makes no sense, right? Withholding vulnerability information is far more likely to adversely affect civilian and public service networks in the US and supporting nations than the Iraqi military/industrial complex.

    9. Re:Curious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators, come on. Insightful? No. Funny? Yes, or more like sarcastic.

    10. Re:Curious by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      If only that were true, all would be well, but I have zero confidence that it is. I think the Bush administration is marching us headlong down the road to ruin. I don't think his cronies arte specialists in anything they have been put in charge of, they are just friends of his dad.

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    11. Re:Curious by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      They use low tech because that's all they have. If they had the high tech abilities of the US, those of us who survived the ensuing slaughter would be under a restrictive dhimma right now, condemned to Islam's version of Jim Crow.

    12. Re:Curious by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      I think you don't understand who George HW Bush had for friends. This is a guy who has a Rolodex filled with power brokers and experts on *everything*. That was his schtick and it served him well enough.

      The son seems to have pulled the best from his father's retinue, leaving most of the duds behind and has established an enviably good working administration. From a skills perspective, it's probably better than any other post WW II republican administration and their loyalty absolutely exceeds any presidency in the modern age.

    13. Re:Curious by stanmann · · Score: 1

      And the loyalty goes both ways... the experts are able to be plain and straight... ie saying sorry George we can't do it that way, here is how things work and how we gotta do it. And he doesn't fire them for it. Apparently, the fighting in the back rooms can get fairly passionate, but once a decision is come to, the public face is united. Loyalty, trust and integrity.

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    14. Re:Curious by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 1

      "I would not be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed."

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  3. I Like How the Article Begins... by Poeir · · Score: 5, Funny

    "President Bush has signed a secret directive ordering the government to develop..."

    Not so secret any more, is it?

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    1. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah...they just like to call it a "secret doctrine" because it makes it sound like he's evil and up to hatching plans in his lair.

      No...really...they like the guy alot here.

    2. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Bush's pro-H1B policies are grinding unemployed technical people into dust. It would be easy for him to take the pressure from us by simply saying "no more H1B's". And right then, many, many, many, Americans could return to work. Is it not logical that companies that enjoy the priveleges and protections of the United States should be required to emply American citizens? Is this too much to ask?

      All this talk of patriotism becomes hideous when you consider what's going on behind the scenes. "Made In USA".

      Bush is not a reasonable man. And it's an injustice to expect unemployed technical people to have anything more than contempt for him. His support of the H1B program is an openly antagonistic and hostile stance against us. You're not gonna here this displaced worker singing "Hail to the Chief". Fuck Bush.

    3. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by nfk · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently it was secret when he signed it, months ago, later it became public.

    4. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Is it not logical that companies that enjoy the priveleges and protections of the United States should be required to emply American citizens?

      Yes, it is not logical.

      > Is this too much to ask?

      Yes.

    5. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two of the 9/11 hijackers were H1B workers. How many H1B workers are leading dual lives? By day, displacing the jobs of Americans. By night organizing, and waiting for the signal that activates their terrorist cell.

      Even during peacetime the H1B program negatively impacts our society. But during wartime, it's insanity.

    6. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by rutledjw · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is possibly one of the dumbest things I have ever read, I don't blame you for posting as an AC. Even your beloved Democrats have done NOTHING to stem the flow of H1B. Understand? NOTHING.

      The issue is that as much as people bitch and complain, the US is turning out fewer and fewer college grads with engineering degrees every year. This was true even during the .com bubble when any clown who could correctly spell Java was given multiple offers.

      Further, I was unemployed and I DO support him. I may not agree with everything he does, but he has taken decisive action to stop terrorism and attempt to get this economy going. Has he been successful? Yes and no, we haven't had any more attacks and tax cuts (for whomever) is becoming one of the ONLY ways we're going to get the economy going again. Greenspan can only drop the interest rates so low...

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    7. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This comment wasn't insightful at all...
      The previous poster complained about Bush. He said nothing to support the Democrats, yet you accuse him of this. Being anti-Bush does not automatically make someone a Democrat lover. I've heard of many people who are Republicans but are very unhappy with Bush; would you call them Democrat lovers too?

      As for college grads with engineering degrees, there's a good reason for that. Kids have been growing up seeing what a crappy profession engineering is, with long, hard hours, pointy-haired bosses, mediocre pay, and worst of all a very short career span (and getting shorter), and realizing that contrary to all the big companies' efforts to brainwash them into taking this career path, it's not a smart move. So they're going into other fields. Why spend 5+ years, go $50k into debt, and not have any time at all to enjoy college when you're there, just to get out, work 80-hour weeks, and get laid off as soon as the economy turns sour or the company decides to open a development center in Bangalore?

      As far as I'm concerned, American companies shouldn't be allowed to hire H1B's, and shouldn't be allowed to open development centers in 3rd world countries (or else they should be treated as foreign companies and heavily tariffed). If that means they go down the tubes, too bad; they made their beds, now they should sleep in them.

      Tax cuts for the rich aren't going to get the economy going. Rich people don't spend their money, especially when the economy is poor.

    8. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and H1B's send their money back home. How they contribute to the economy can is illustrated by the practice having many people people living communily within small aprtments.

      This idea of "helping the economy" is not as it appears. Bush's economic plan is to send money outside of the US. To Bangladore, to the Caymann Islands. It will benefit specific people but not the economy, not the country.

      It's kind of similar to the oil war. Presumably the oil gained through American efforts will become America's oil. It will be everyone. But it will not become America's oil. It will become privately owned oil. Exxon, Mobil, British Petroleum, and so on. Americans will be paying for the oil twice. First through taxes to support the war of aquisition, it will then have to be purchased by the people again at the gas pump.

    9. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by rutledjw · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Are you kidding? Computer Eng degree, 4 years of college, little debt, I played rugby and was in a fraternity. I've had long work-weeks, but mostly about 40 hours and my pay is certianly higher than most of the people I went to school with. Crappy bosses are ubiquitous, as are layoffs. Career path? Yeah, I'm looking to get into mgmt or something new. Not because I HAVE to, because I'm looking for something new.

      Democrat comment? Fine, whatever. NOBODY has tried to curtail H1Bs. For the very reason I stated.

      Tax cuts for the rich aren't going to get the economy going. Rich people don't spend their money, especially when the economy is poor

      The rich pay the VAST majority of taxes. Increasing disposable income will help stimulate the economy. This is econ 101 stuff, you have nothing to back your statements about "rich people don't spend their money". That is totally absurd. How do they buy those oversized houses and expensive cars? Magic?

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    10. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      For all the name calling you just did, you didn't address a thing I stated. NOBODY, Democrat or Republican (with the possible exception of the Socialist Rep or Senator from VT) is doing anything to stop the flow of H1Bs.

      H1Bs discplace American workers.

      Can you read? Colleges are putting out FEWER engineering grads every year. So we have FEWER people who who have skills to perform technical tasks. Is THAT so hard to understand?

      I'm trying to discuss things. And everytime some political zombie...

      No you're not. You're throwing the very bombshells you've accused me of doing. Now I remember why I usually ignore ACs

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    11. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      He used his secret encoder pen. So, yes, mr. smarty pants, it is secret.

    12. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's only page 1 of econ 101 stuff. I'm sure in your statistics classes, you learned about how to look at numbers in different ways. On a pure dollar basis, the rich pay the majority of taxes. But as a percentage of money they earn, it's much more even across income levels [IIRC, the NYT had an article on this recently, although I'm too lazy to look it up].

      But even if you want to complain that you pay too much to live in the greatest country in the world, the 'rich' only make up 1% [or 5%, depending on your definition] of the population. So, let's go back to econ 101: We live in a service economy. To stimulate it, you don't give breaks to a small percentage of people [the ones who already have a level of disposable income, btw], you give it to a large percentage - those who don't have as much disposable income - so they can go to the movies, and go out to eat once in awhile, etc. Our economy thrives on large numbers of small consumer transactions, not the other way around.

      You're making the wrong argument anyway. Tax cuts do not stimulate our economy...JOB SECURITY does. When people know their job is going to be there tomorrow, they are less concerned about putting something on the ol' credit card. That's why during the bubble [when everyone had tons of money, and infinite upside, remember?], the amount of personal debt was also higher than ever. Even those of us who weren't making the big bucks 'knew' we could pay off our debt tomorrow, because jobs were plentiful - a source of income was virtually guaranteed.

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    13. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you read? Colleges are putting out FEWER engineering grads every year. So we have
      FEWER people who who have skills to perform technical tasks. Is THAT so hard to understand?


      Oh, I get it now. You really believe there's a shortage of workers. I don't know how to respond to that. You personally are having problems finding tech work as well.

      What are you supposed to say to a person like this? It seems tragic. Like the mouse telling his friends how nice the cat is, and does so through a chewed up face, while standing on one leg.

      Buddy, you aren't thinking cleary. Maybe you're just a dumb kid. But if you think there really is a shortage of American technical workers in 2003, there is something wrong with you. Unemployment problems have been in the news so much over the past few years, a basset hound might grab some slight understanding just through the sheer repetition of the thing. There is no excuse for a healthy human being to discount the unemployment problems in 2003.

    14. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Yes, they send their money back home, minus the 30-50% that gets taken out in taxes plus whatever small pittance they spend on food, clothing, and shelter. You also have to remember that these people aren't going to be collecting the social security taxes they pay in for, nor medicare, nor benefit from most social assistance programs. They're generally a net contributor to govt. revenues and enlarge the number of people who have good opinions of the US.

      As for the idea that this is about oil, well it is but not in the way you make it out to be. We pressure everybody and their grandmother to create a rule of law society with equal rights for all and democracy for the people. We don't do it in Saudi Arabia and the rest of the OPEC nations because we are hostage to our need for oil. This plays into the hands of the terrorists who play up our good relations with opec repressive govts, show us smiling with their local tyrants as we shake hands and never point out our gritted teeth as we do it from necessity.

      Taking Iraq will let us, for the first time in half a century, give us the ability to clean out the cesspools of arab repression and tyranny which breed people like Osama bin Laden. Until those cesspools are cleaned, we can have a war on terror as long as we like and it won't matter worth a damn.

    15. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by dbrutus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On a dollar basis, the rich will end up paying a higher percentage of taxes paid with the Bush plan than with the current system. The benefit will be that they'll end up with so much benefit from the extra economic growth that their after tax income will go up.

      The fact is that double taxation of dividends leads to bad business decisions that screw over employees in all sorts of ways, not least of which is taking that retained cash and buying up other firms, throwing out 'redundant' workers in the process. If it were equally profitable to give the shareholders back their money instead of management empire building, I'm sure that a lot of shareholders would insist on dividends which many would plow right back into investing in other ventures.

      The best job security is 3% unemployment and we're only going to get there by freeing up capital to create more and more jobs.

    16. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      es, they send their money back home, minus the 30-50% that gets taken out in taxes plus
      whatever small pittance they spend on food, clothing, and shelter. You also have to remember
      that these people aren't going to be collecting the social security taxes they pay in for, nor
      medicare, nor benefit from most social assistance programs.


      Okay, you feel sorry for them. H1B's being proper because they are charitable is not good enough a reason to leave American citizens unemployed.

      They're generally a net contributor
      to govt. revenues and enlarge the number of people who have good opinions of the US.


      Americans holding the same positions would contribute to this society far better than of these spurrious "general net contributions".

      Is having large numbers of Americans unemployed during a potential economic disaster worth "enlarging good opinions of the US"?

      As for the idea that this is about oil, well it is but not in the way you make it out to be. We
      pressure everybody and their grandmother to create a rule of law society with equal rights for
      all and democracy for the people. We don't do it in Saudi Arabia and the rest of the OPEC
      nations because we are hostage to our need for oil. This plays into the hands of the terrorists
      who play up our good relations with opec repressive govts, show us smiling with their local
      tyrants as we shake hands and never point out our gritted teeth as we do it from necessity.


      You acknowledge it's about the oil, and that the oil is going to private individuals and then claim this the whole matter is an exercise in expanding rule of law? Do you really think the rule of law is in effect even here within the United States?
      *guffaw*

      Taking Iraq will let us, for the first time in half a century, give us the ability to clean out the cesspools of arab repression and tyranny which breed people like Osama bin Laden. Until those
      cesspools are cleaned, we can have a war on terror as long as we like and it won't matter worth a damn.


      You sound like you really believe. The world doesn't work like that. When politicians are smiling, crying, and waving flags, they do so to pull your strings. You're just regurgitating what what they're saying on television. Appealing to patriotism, the heroics of spreading high morals, making the world a better place. Have you ever heard of focus groups?

      I'm sorry but I think the gap is sufficiently far that I cannot reach you. You are lost and if you ever want to find your way out, you'll have to learn to start forming your own thoughts. You are obviously not doing this right now. Good luck.

    17. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      OK, here we go. For 2002, part of 2001 and right now there is/was no shortage. For years before there WAS. That's was started the whole H1B thing. Presently things are picking up. Recruiter calls are starting again.

      You personally are having problems finding tech work as well.

      No, I'm not, I already stated that. Try that reading thing I mentioned earlier

      Unemployment problems have been in the news so much over the past blah - blah - blah

      And we are in one of the worst downturns in the past 15-20 years, yet unemployment is below %6. Most European countries are above %10. Granted it's an issue, but keep some perspective. When the economy turns (which it's SLOWLY showing signs of doing) even to moderate growth, we may be in a similar situation as before. Even in the downturn, the folks I know who were good and had desired skill sets (tech or no tech), weren't unemployed for more than a few months.

      What are you supposed to say to a person like this? It seems tragic. Like the mouse telling his friends how nice the cat is, and does so through a chewed up face, while standing on one leg.

      What does this even mean?

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    18. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't feel sorry for H-1b holders. I think they get a good deal and so does the US. The US is running a society where several industries (technology is only one of them) simply don't have enough US residents/citizens that are qualified. A US green card doesn't make you qualified to work as a medical doctor. Not enough people are signing up for medical school to serve the US population. So how many people need to die for lack of medical care just to make sure no foreigner is taking a US job?

      As for oil factoring into our Iraq position, do you deny that we treat the democratic aspirations in Saudi Arabia different than Poland 15 years ago? Why? It was about oil then and it's about oil now. The US kowtows to tyrants only when it absolutely must. With Iraq free, it's likely that we won't have to do that to the same extent anymore. What's so wrong with no longer betraying your principles?

      Frankly, I don't have much hope of reaching you either. You're too brainwashed in reflexive anti-americanism. Good luck and I hope you come over to the side of good soon.

    19. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, here we go. For 2002, part of 2001 and right now there is/was no shortage. For years before there WAS. That's was started the whole H1B thing. Presently things are picking up. Recruiter calls are starting again.
      And we are in one of the worst downturns in the past 15-20 years, yet unemployment is below %6.


      You believe unemployment is at 6%? Check this out:

      Television: Unemployment is only six percent!

      rutledjw: Unemployment is only six percent!

      Here's a tip. Multiply the official unemployment number by 2 or three. Do you really think the government is going to come out and say "Oh fuck 20 percent unemployment! Oh no!"

    20. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right!!! I've seen the light! How can I be so STUPID to relay on surveys and unemployment figures when some random idiot on /. tells me otherwise!

    21. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take the unemployment surveys at face value, you're a fool. Some random idiot on slashdot may not posses information of much value, but it's no less than the value of propoganda. The only solution is to become a thinking human being who can derive his own values for himself. I've done that, and my estimate is 10 to 20 percent. I see unemployed people all around me. I see for myself.

      What do you see in real life, or do you even care to look?

    22. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by paroneayea · · Score: 0

      Quite the contrary. It is secret to all people except Americans and American allies. However, in the event that any enemy of ours is to hear of this information, they will be charged with the crime of espionage, as they are in posession of information the president had flagged classified against them. Their interest in this knowlege can only be explained by the obvious: they are terrorists wishing to discover our government secrets. This of course will give us proper reason to attack them for their horrible tyranny against the wonderful United States. God bless freedom. God bless America. (implied: God bless irony.)

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    23. Re:I Like How the Article Begins... by doug363 · · Score: 1

      Ditch the "oil war" idea. It's wrong. If the US really wanted Iraq's oil, don't you think that they would have cut a deal with them a long time ago, getting a cheaper price than the OPEC nations' price in return for a bit of slack from the UN on weapons inspections and trade sanctions (ongoing since the end of the gulf war) and some much-needed cash? There are a number of very intelligent people working for the gov't, and at least one of them would have come up with such a simple idea if that was their true objective. I'm sure there's other arrangements they could've negotiated if you don't think that Iraq would've accepted those terms.

  4. My question... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Are these going to apply to United States citizens?

    Are these going to apply to people operating in the US?

    Are the info-soldiers within the US?

    Are these going to be subject to constitutional limitations?

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    1. Re:My question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you karma whoring from within the US?

    2. Re:My question... by Rick.C · · Score: 3, Funny
      Are the info-soldiers within the US?

      Mom: Son, why are you sitting at your computer dressed in camo?

      Son: Because I'm hacking into Al-Iraqui-Pr0n and the Geneva Convention states that soldiers who aren't in uniform can be shot as spys."

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      "Math in a song is good."-Linford
    3. Re:My question... by TheCaptain · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah...we outsourced it to India.

    4. Re:My question... by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are these going to apply to United States citizens?

      Are these going to apply to people operating in the US?

      Are the info-soldiers within the US?

      Are these going to be subject to constitutional limitations?

      Are they taking resumes?

    5. Re:My question... by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

      I was wondering the same thing. Now I can do what I was doing anyway, but now I'm a patriot? Although I will say doing it for the government kinda loses its appeal. So conflicted...

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      Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    6. Re:My question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you also have to submit to a credit check. If you refuse, then you're probably a terrorist.

    7. Re:My question... by jmccay · · Score: 1

      Sure, just list all practical experience--list by company and damage done. We'll get back to you as soon we review you credentials. ;)

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      At the next eco-hypocrisy-meeting, count the private jets used to get to the meeting. Should be interesting to see that
  5. Slammer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's where it came from... a large scale trial...

    1. Re:Slammer? by doc_traig · · Score: 1

      Heh... I can count on one hand, and have fingers left over, the number of copies of SQL Server that are probably running in all of Iraq.

      Talk about a friendly-fire incident...

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      So long, michael. Don't let the door hit you...
  6. One question: by autocracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Civilian involvement? Letters of marque and reprisal have been banned by international treaty, but those traditionally apply to physical battle. Will the script kiddies rain on Iraq?

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    1. Re:One question: by autocracy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I'd like to clarify this a bit: letters of marque and reprisal are noted in the Constitution saying the government may issue them. This article references them and explains things decently enough. Unknown to the author's article, the Declaration of Paris was signed by the United States, and in short nullifies our ability to issues letters of marque and reprisal. However, this was all in reference to maritime war law... nothing was noted that could be construed to offer protection, except perhaps against civilian networks.

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    2. Re:One question: by ibbie · · Score: 1

      Will the script kiddies rain on Iraq?

      does this mean that we've finally found a valid use for them?

      "r4d!"

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      The wise follow a damned path, for to know is to be forsaken.
    3. Re:One question: by nomadic · · Score: 1

      A capital idea! But why not go back to our roots? I shall first obtain a stout vessel through the usual manner--meeting a band of pirates while working as a field hand, I will impress them with my knowledge of when the silver train will be in Maracaibo, and be made captain on the spot! Then I'll offer my services to the government and be granted a letter of marquee, under the auspices which I shall plunder the merchantmen and caravels of our enemies!

      Who's with me, lads?! I can promise you a share of the plunder, a hot cup of grog at the end of the day, and the carefree life of the privateer!

    4. Re:One question: by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I needed that.

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      Why not fork?
  7. Human rights by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please, don't give iraquis mail addresses to all spammers around the world, that will hurt them badly, but will be very cruel.

    1. Re:Human rights by CubicDDD · · Score: 0
      Please, don't give iraquis mail addresses to all spammers around the world, that will hurt them badly, but will be very cruel.
      I have their IP adress: 127.0.0.1
  8. Hey??? by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why stop at just having the military conducting these attacks? I am sure there are vast numbers of us on the Internet that would be perfectly willing to sacrifice our time and bandwidth on DDoS attacks against every box in Iraq. There are certainly plenty of us that would be more than happy to hack into Saddam's computer networks. As Americans, we should all be allowed to do our part.

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    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
    1. Re:Hey??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ---
      Why stop at just having the military conducting these attacks? I am sure there are vast numbers of us on the Internet that would be perfectly willing to sacrifice our time and bandwidth on DDoS attacks against every box in Iraq. There are certainly plenty of us that would be more than happy to hack into Saddam's computer networks. As Americans, we should all be allowed to do our part.
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      That's just pathetic. You're talking about a country where children are starving for the last few years due to sanctions. Blame who you want for them, UN, US, Sadaam, doesn't change the fact that a lot of those people don't have much to eat (at least in the North).

      But in any case, do you think anyone in Iraq being faced with the full spectrum of US Weapons of Mass Destruction (tm) gives a shit about you interrupting them surfing /. or leeching LOTR on Kazaa...

      Put it in perspective. It's not a game for them as it might be for you.

    2. Re:Hey??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the average American is an idiot. They do not know who the enemy is or how to go about fighting said enemy. There is a reason vigilante justice is frowned upon, in ALL aspects of life. I do not have the right to tow a car from a random handicapped spot, etc. I cannot pull someone over for running a red light or tailgaiting. What you propose is even worse than these because your attacks are not directed at confirmed perpatrators. Most of Iraq is anti-Saddam (though maybe not pro-US. can you blame them?) so merely blanketing the country with massive cyber attacks is akin to shooting everyone trying to surrender during a firefight.
      1)Select your enemy
      2)Confirm validity of the target
      3)Strike if neccessary
      Do not skip steps!!!!!

  9. One can only hope by blindcoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that this "Elite Hacker Force" will be shut down after Bush is done with his war.

    But somehow I can't believe that. After all it's quite a useful "tool" for making a point when talking with Ambassadors from foreign countries...

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  10. What good would this do against Iraq? by PFactor · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have what, a dozen computers?

    Unless we have to attack Microsoft (and the day is coming, I promise you!), this order isn't really all that useful.

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    Don't believe anything I say. I crash test crack pipes for a living.
    1. Re: What good would this do against Iraq? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > What good would this do against Iraq?

      Wolf Blitzer won't be able to send CNN the kiddie body counts.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:What good would this do against Iraq? by Mantrid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually don't they have illegally imported Playstation 2 super computers??

  11. doheth by RobertTaylor · · Score: 0, Funny

    President Bush has signed a secret directive... ...which is posted on /.

    I think that improving security should be a priority ;)

    http://dot co dot uk.

  12. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the sake of your boys... cut the crap.

  13. Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by LordYUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    From todays SomethingAwful.com post... I take no credit, other than shameless cut and paste!

    Operation: Winnuke

    Operational Plan: One of the most vulnerable areas of Iraq is its weak technological infrastructure. Still largely in a state of disorder from the constant US and British bombing campaign against Iraqi communications centers, the Iraqi computer network is vulnerable to attack. One US plan calls for a multi-phase operation conducted largely within the framework of the recently unveiled International Community Messenger. This computer system allows world leaders to communicate one-on-one over the Internet. Phase one of the operation will involve a coordinated effort by George W. Bush to get all of the world leaders supporting a war against Iraq online at the same time. He will tell them all to start innocuous conversations with Iraq and that when they see the warning level of Iraq rising on their contact list they are to begin warning Iraq until the nation is logged out of the Messenger service. If executed properly phase one will prevent Iraq from rallying sympathetic nations to its cause after phase two has struck.

    Phase two will begin with the United States beginning a conversation with Iraq over trivial things. At some point during the conversation the US will send Iraq a seemingly harmless video file that actually contains an annoying virus script that will deadlock the Iraqi computer system, making it both difficult and embarrassing to use. As mentioned, before Iraq can retaliate or request aid allies of the United States will warn Iraq until it is temporarily banned from the service. To help you better understand how this operation will go down we have modeled it using advanced computer technology called "Microsoft Notepad".

    US_of_A[NATO] Hey d00d, what's up?
    _+Iraq[AoE]+_ not 2 much fag
    _+Iraq[AoE]+_ u got the UN resolution u want me to sign lol
    US_of_A[NATO] yeah man, check this out 1st, it's a krad video of this crazy Koreen kids dancing
    US_of_A[NATO] wants to send you the file Dance_Routine(Funny!).wmv.vbs.
    _+Iraq[AoE]+_ ok its downloadin
    US_of_A[NATO] cool when its done run it
    _+Iraq[AoE]+_ ok
    _+Iraq[AoE]+_ WTF its opening gay pron popups
    US_of_A[NATO] pwned
    You have warned the user US_of_A[NATO]
    You have been warned by the user US_of_A[NATO] Warning Level is 10%
    You have been warned by the user UK[NATO] Warning Level is 25%
    You have been warned by the user Spizzain[NATO] Warning Level is 50%
    You have been warned by the user iTaLy[NATO] Warning Level is 75%
    You have been warned by the user Canada[420TreesHitter][NATO] Warning Level is 100%
    ***You are being temporarily logged out of International Community Messenger***

    After this Iraq's computer and communication infrastructure will be isolated from the world community and Iraq will be vulnerable to further offensive operations.

    Possible Threats: North Korea is constantly online and attempting to send the United States viruses through ICM. Technical specialists are usually able to persuade to the president not to open "Sexyjapaneselass_Vs_Playboy.scr". However, President Bush has already infected some 400 government computers with various e-mail and ICM viruses, and if alone may do so again. In the right North Korean hands this could compromise the security of the entire operation.

    Estimated Casualties: Pretty much everyone in Iraq's tech-sector is expected to be summarily executed by Saddam if this plan works. Other than that no casualties are expected.

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    1. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by MarvinMouse · · Score: 1

      Canada shouldn't be in that list. We have not officially supported the US led war for Oi/H/H/H/H/H/H on Iraq thus far. It is going to be voted on in the HofC soon though.

      The other nations have declared their support. We are kinda waffling, even though the polls show that the population is severely against war, and our PM even said himself that w/o a UN resolution we aren't going to war.

      Ironically, the premier of Alberta (one of the largest sources of oil in the world) seems to support the war... not sure why though... :-P

      Articles with general thoughts on Can/US Relations and Iraq in particular:
      PM approves vote on Iraq
      Friend today, foe tomorrow

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    2. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by MojoMonkey · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, I for one sure wish you guys would hurry up and make your decision! Important tactical decisions are being made, and we need to know if we can count on your tank being there!

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      ----- "Blame the guy who doesn't speak English." -- Homer J. Simpson
    3. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Ironically, the premier of Alberta (one of the largest sources of oil in the world) seems to support the war... not sure why though... :-P

      Because it's not a war about oil. Iraq has offered to sell the US oil at a 20% discount from OPEC prices, if only we leave them be. If it was about oil, we'd just pull back and let them sell--or buckle down and let them suffer, as the case may be.

      The war is about pride, morality, and finishing what we started. The US did a large part to put Saddam in power during the Cold War. The US didn't remove Saddam when we had the chance. Saddam has had more than a decade to clean up his act, and he hasn't.

      Plus, the bugger happened to try and kill the first President Bush--which should be the only fact anyone needs to know why our current Texan-in-Chief wants to take out Saddam if they don't believe the morality argument.

      Hey, look--I'm an American, I drive through Canada on my way to MI every few years, and as far as I care--if Canada wants to sit the war out, I won't hold it against ya. ;) But just don't try and keep us from flexing our overly-paid for war muscle and feeling a bit better about ourselves as we try to improve the world.

    4. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Rojo^ · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It bothers me that you think the U.S. is going to war for oil. Ernie at Ernie's House of Whoopass sums it up best.
      I speak now to the clueless imbeciles who say, "Iraw doesn't have any weapons of mass destruction -- that's why the US can't produce any proof that they do!" Listen closely now, because I'm only going to say this one time. Ya ready?

      You stupid fuck.

      Yeah produce proof for the world to see, that's what we need to do. That'd kind of shortsighted thinking has gotten our asses into hot water before, and if we make the same mistake here, we'll just be setting ourselves up for more devastating terrorist attacks in the future. Hey, wanna know the last time the US was forced into revealing secret evidence just to win the world opinion? After the bombing of the American and Israeli embassies in Manila back in 1994, we had to reveal taped phone conversations to support the indictment of the bombers. So classified recordings of conversations between Osama and his dipshit followers saying things like, "Hell yeah we did it", along with the knowledge that the US had these advanced eavesdropping capabilities, were laid bare for the scrutinizing eyes of the world, both friend and foe alike.

      You see Osama was using encrypted satellite phones which were supposedly 100% secure and impervous to electronic eavesdropping -- probably the only reason he felt comfortable enough to openly admit this connections to the planning and execution of the bombings. And until the tapes were released he didn't know that US surveillance could tap into his secure phones, so he thought he was safe and discussed his business without reservation. So guess what? Ever since then we haven't been able to eavesdrop on any of his phone conversations, because there haven't been any. Knowing his phones were compromised, he abandoned them in favor of "word to ear" communications and in doing so took away one of our best abilities to defend against future terror attacks.

      If the secure phone tapping advantage wasn't given up, would we have had enough of a warning to prevent Sept 11th? Well, it's kind of a stretch, but I suppose it's certainly conceivable. We didn't have any warning about the embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania back in 1998. Or the USS Cole bombings that killed 17 sailors just three years ago. Both of which were the handiwork of Osama and his Al Queda brethren.

      So now we are forced to publicly show evidence on Iraq, and potentially lose another advantage in the war of information, all to appease the peaceniks who say there's no reason to invade Iraq. Kids, I'm here to tell ya the proof is there. We ain't getting all dressed up for this because some balloonheads think G.W. has a score to settle for his pappy, we're getting dressed up because there's a reason. I just hope we don't have to sell our souls to the devil again, just so the fucking French and the rest of the Europeans don't have to sneer when they say "Bah, American cowboys."
      For the record, we aren't going to war. We haven't been in a war since WW2. This is a police action, enforcing maybe not international law, but justice nonetheless. Saddam has lied about the existence of weapons of mass destruction, been consistently evasive and obstinate in his compliance with U.N. inspectors, and even gone so far as to threaten to use his non-existant weapons on the U.S.

      I've rambled enough about this. Someone else take over. Time for a smoke break.
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    5. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by mab · · Score: 1

      Crap, The only reason the USA is going there is because bush has fucked the US econamy (sic) and needs some diversion

      thing is he will have to watch out for N Korea comming up behind

    6. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by forgetful_ca · · Score: 0
      This is a police action,


      Hahaha, police action. What a wonderful euphemism that is. It conjures images of shield, billy club and mace wielding swat team officers, dispersing crowds.

      News flash: if you are gathering an invading army, it ain't a police action.
    7. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by TarPitt · · Score: 1, Insightful
      So now we are forced to publicly show evidence on Iraq, and potentially lose another advantage in the war of information, all to appease the peaceniks who say there's no reason to invade Iraq.


      So here we have the most dramatic possible action a government can take (declaring war) and you believe we have no right to see the justification for this? "Don't question the government - they have their reasons"? Are we not supposed to live in a democracy? Or has that changed somewhow?


      Our government has a history of lying to the public to sucker people into fighting wars. The cult of government secrecy has long distorted our public policy.


      If someone expects me to die for them, they better give me a damn good reason, not "trust me. I know some secrets that I can't tell you."

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    8. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Rojo^ · · Score: 1

      If Congress doesn't declare war, we are not in a war. (Article I, section 8, clause 11, the U.S. Constitution)

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    9. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of semantic arguments about whether this is war or police action, if you truly believe that this ill-informed diatribe "sums it up best", then I would suggest that it is you who is the "stupid fuck".

    10. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Rojo^ · · Score: 1
      Our government has a history of lying to the public to sucker people into fighting wars. The cult of government secrecy has long distorted our public policy.
      Not in debate, but you must see that Ernie makes a valid point that in revealing the evidence we have, the risk of what we potentially give up in tactical advantage outweighs our need to appease the French.
      If someone expects me to die for them, they better give me a damn good reason, not "trust me. I know some secrets that I can't tell you."
      Thank God our country's armed forces don't feel that way. Ironically, defending the freedom you have to be skeptical requires them to trust the decisions of the chain of command without skepticism -- and it is their willingness to be selfless that defends our right to be assholes =) But I don't think your intended point was about service in the armed forces -- rather, the U.S.'s need to justify our actions to the rest of the U.N. Well, weeks of debate haven't solved this issue for the U.N. ambassadors, and neither will our debate on Slashdot.
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    11. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      So now we are forced to publicly show evidence on Iraq, and potentially lose another advantage in the war of information, all to appease the peaceniks who say there's no reason to invade Iraq.

      There are two possible Americas right now. One that takes the burden of policing the world, driven by a desire to do good. Another that does whatever it wants, because it can, hiding behind the need to protect intelligence sources.

      The problem is, many or most Americans believe that they are the former, but plenty of people all over the world believe they are the latter.

      For the record, we aren't going to war. We haven't been in a war since WW2.

      Korea? Vietnam? Kuwait?

      This is a police action, enforcing maybe not international law, but justice nonetheless.

      In the United States, justice is approximated by having police investigate crime, the district attorneys prosecute, a defense lawyer defend, a judge preside, and a jury decide. There is a very good reason so many independent parties are involved, rather than just have a single judge deciding what justice is.

      It is dangerous to think that a single party like the US government, no matter how well intentioned, can dispense justice. (The US government is not one person, but ultimately it represents one interest: America's.)

      If you still think it's about justice, then consider, realistically, if the US would be doing anything differently if Iraq tests a nuclear bomb. All of a sudden, the question will be whether justice is worth hundreds of thousands of American lives.

      Saddam has lied about the existence of weapons of mass destruction, been consistently evasive and obstinate in his compliance with U.N. inspectors,

      Allow me to refresh your memory. The Manhattan Project, which developed the first nuclear weapon, was possibly the biggest secret the US ever kept in its history. Before its use, concerned scientists argued for a "demonstration" instead, to scare the Japanese into surrender. It was overruled because of secrecy concerns (bombers are more likely to be shot down at any cost if they know of this weapon). The secrecy was judged more important than hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilian lives.

      Israel still denies having nuclear weapons, although most nations believe it does. India and Pakistan kept quiet until they actually had a weapon. How about North Korea?

      Secrecy is matter of fact in this business.

      and even gone so far as to threaten to use his non-existant weapons on the U.S.

      You mean after the US first threatened to invade Iraq?

      The fact is, Saddam Hussein is being set up for an invasion, either deliberately or not. Over the past few months, the US has wavered repeatedly between "regime change" and "disarmament". It's possible that Iraq would consider disarming if it meant peace. However, it's idiotic to think that Iraq would be so stupid as to disarm first to make it easier for the US to change its regime.

      Of course they're hiding everything they can! The only other choice they were given was throwing themselves at the mercy of the US.

    12. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Rojo^ · · Score: 1, Informative

      A damn good reason for police action

      If Iraq's own citizens are treated like this, what importance do you think Iraq regards rules of engagement or international law? The U.S. invasion of Iraq is not only liberatory, but also pre-emptive. Kuwait has been under Saddam's thumb for a generation. After Kuwait, who's next -- Turkey? Egypt? And by what means -- with the chemical weapons Saddam claims not to have? Would you rather turn a blind eye while all this happens?

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    13. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Crap, The only reason the USA is going there is because bush has fucked the US econamy (sic) and needs some diversion

      Only? Nah. "Main" maybe, but hardly "only."

      Even if you don't agree with them, it's hard not to believe that at least SOME of the folks in government really would prefer to have Saddam beaten senseless, and will take any excuse to do so, regardless of the economy.

      It's sorta like the chistians who put together the bible. No matter what the truth of their religion might be, THEY believed that it was true and that they were doing The Right Thing--and attempts by historians to malign their intentions (as opposed to their methods, results, or authority) simply aren't true.

      Back on topic, though... GLASS IRAQ! ;)

    14. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That article is about Kuwaiti people, not Iraqis. Meaning that "If Iraq's own citizens are treated like this..." is an empty statement.

      "Kuwait has been under Saddam's thumb for a generation" - What planet have you been living on - or possibly a parralel dimension?

      "After Kuwait..." - I am not sure what this argument is supposed to refer to, Iraq was booted out of Kuwait several years ago. Their occupation of that country was short lived. Iraq is not currently attacking anyone, so there is no "who's next" as there is no who's current.

      Now, that article does make some pretty major accusations pertaining to human rights offenses. Those responsible should be brought up on charges. But it does not support anything you said. Makes me wonder why your rant was labeled informative.

      NR

    15. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Would you rather turn a blind eye while all this happens?

      Haven't you been paying attention? The war is about WMD. Oh, wait, it's about regime change, because Saddam is evil. Oh, wait, it's about disarmament. No, it's because he keeps lying and misleading inspectors.

      Try to understand that while the end result is the same for the fortunate Iraqis who survive the bombings, there are valid concerns that America seems to be able to cite whatever reason it wants to justify an attack. The power to define (who is a terrorist, for example) must not be underestimated.

      Do you honestly not get the feeling that the decision to attack Iraq was already finalized months ago? That nothing short of surrender is going to avert war?

    16. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by winsomecowboy · · Score: 1

      'Blind eye' sort of sums you up. You need to take a pill buddy but then again your knee-jerk emotive kick-arse gland seems to be standing up pretty well on its own. Your argument (and I use the word with distaste) infers that because saddam kills lots of his own people then we should kill more (to save them), also that because he disregards rules of engagement then that gives us licience to do the same.Whats your constitution but a discarded rule of engagement after all theirs bigger game afoot. "After Kuwait, who's next -- Turkey? Egypt? "you ask. The rest of the world is wondering... " "after Iraq, who's next..Turkey? Egypt?, Bear in mind Kuwait is now more or less the 51st state in real politic terms. Your the perfect troll because your appear to be a cartoon and real at the same time. Your rightiousness would be humour if likeminded monodimentional transparently selfserving morons wern't presently ruling the world. Show us your war wounds old fella, armchair budlite warrior, perfect american metaphor.

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    17. Re:Something Awful Wasnt Far Off!! by forgetful_ca · · Score: 1

      Bah. If the states say it isn't, it isn't?

  14. A pop-up-free link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the single-page, pop-up-free, printer-ready version of the article.

  15. I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... they're prepared to engage in one mother of an immoral battle, and have said their prayers, kissed their girls, and balanced their books. War in Iraq is *not* going to be pretty for you guys.

    The US is now what Germany was in the 30's... off to fight its merry war with 'justifiable cause'.

    Don't you Americans realize that the UN was *made* to prevent countries like yours from abusing their power?

    That this war is now being trivialized into some sort of 'happy meme' worthy of idle discussion by tech nerds in the context of some sci-fi-turned-reality 'cyberwar' is really disturbing.

    If globalization, McDonalds, Britney and all the other wonderful machinations of The American Way didn't turn me off your crappy country, then the robotic nature of its citizens kowtowing to the propaganda machine being operated by King George Bush II definitely is ...

    I don't care if there are guidelines for 'cyberwar against Iraq' being published... This war is NONSENSE!!

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    1. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      You honestly think that Britney Spears is an example of your country's ability to uphold human rights for women?

      Whoa. Please move to New Zealand. Their sheep will appreciate your smaller dick size, I'm sure.

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    2. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe all European and Asian countries should force "Yankee" to "go home" or declare war against you. Germany was split up into East and West, maybe USA should also be split up into different nations. Bring back the good old days of French and England ruling on your country? :)

    3. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


      Your fucking retarted

      OMFG!! You just made me spit coffee on my keyboard. That's an instant /. classic.

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    4. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1, Insightful
      ... they're prepared to engage in one mother of an immoral battle, and have said their prayers, kissed their girls, and balanced their books. War in Iraq is *not* going to be pretty for you guys.

      Immoral? It's very moral. We're attempting to stop a ruthless dictator from killing more people than he already has. Remember, he has already attempted in invade 2 neighbors, killed millions of his own citizens at a more fearsome rate than Hitler ever did, and continues to deceive the U.N.

      Our military is a professional military knowing that they will be called into action... and know the consequences. I wonder, what country are you from? I'm sure at some point in your history, we have saved your ass from a problem or two.

      The US is now what Germany was in the 30's... off to fight its merry war with 'justifiable cause'.

      No, you are far off. Germany's original goal was to take back land that once belonged to them (before WWI). The U.S. does not plan to "take land" from Iraq. If we wanted to "take land", we'd invade Canada or Mexico.... or at least tell Puerto Rico they *must* join the union in order to continue to receive gov't aide. Your analogy is way off.

      Don't you Americans realize that the UN was *made* to prevent countries like yours from abusing their power?

      The U.N. was also formed to protect the people of the countries which hurt them and to protect the general internationl community. As I stated above, Iraq has killed millions of it's own people and invaded 2 neighboring states. Not to mention the attacks on Isreal for no apparent reason. It continues to be a threat to it's neighbors and will be until someone stops it. It's the U.N.'s responsibility to defend Iraq's neighbors from attacks.

      That this war is now being trivialized into some sort of 'happy meme' worthy of idle discussion by tech nerds in the context of some sci-fi-turned-reality 'cyberwar' is really disturbing.

      You obviously have trivialized the "war". The U.S. strategy, as it has always been, is to fight on multiple fronts. Espionage, counter-intelligence, military force, political force, etc. Now it adds the new form of cyber-warfare to it's lineup. It's important to "tech nerds" since it may affect how they will work in the future. Maybe someone would be interested in joining the military based on this type of work they can perform.

      If globalization, McDonalds, Britney and all the other wonderful machinations of The American Way didn't turn me off your crappy country, then the robotic nature of its citizens kowtowing to the propaganda machine being operated by King George Bush II definitely is ...

      Globalization helps out everyone involved. If you don't like Britney, then don't buy her CDs. If you don't like McDonald's, then don't buy the BigMac. It's a simple choice, but it's a choice that is given to you because of the simple freedoms the U.S. fights for in situations like this one. Are you aware people in Iraq aren't allowed to have satelite dishes? They are restricted to state-run radio and TV programs. They do not have the option of a McDonald's, or a Wendy's... or even a local Chinese restaurant. Don't you think that maybe they'd like this kind of thing? Why not let them have the choice as well?

      I don't care if there are guidelines for 'cyberwar against Iraq' being published... This war is NONSENSE!!

      I have refrained from the personal insults this long, and I will continue to do so. All war is nonsense, and it's sad it has to come down to war in order to resolve matters. However, sometimes the only way to get through to a country is by using military action. If you think the Bush and the 30+ countries which now openly back up the U.S. are a bunch of war mongers, then I ask you to use North Korea as the counter-point to your own arguement. North Korea is a threat to U.S. allies and it's neighbors. It has nuclear weapons (most likely) and has threatened to use them. However, the U.S. and allies prefer to use political methods to dissolve the tensions. Will it work? No one knows. We have used political methods with Iraq for 12 years and 17 resolutions, but there has been no luck. As stated above, Iraq continues to be a threat and must be dealt with.

    5. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What can you do? We fought. We screamed. We protested. But we're still being lead by a person utterly unable to understand even the most obvious results of his actions. Don't equate the desires of the American people with the decisions of its leaders. We're trapped in this little box, and we're being taken for a ride. We trivialize because the weight of the situation is too great and the inability to actualize so apparent that it is our only emotional defense. But we don't parrot the propaganda machine... I have yet to speak to anyone on the streets who has more than a passing agreement with the idea that going to war is a good idea.

      If you believe the American people are ready to go to war again and die in Iraq you have been listening to too much of our government's propaganda. They're doing it, by and large, without our support.

      If you can convince the U.N. to stop us, then please, for the good of the American people, stop our leaders. They are so in tuned with the reality of warfare that they think this can be ended by cutting off the enemy's shell access. Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die, and they haven't the slightest clue.

      I don't know what else we can do besides a 100,000 person march and widespread civil disobedience. All that I can think of is if the UN passed a resolution requiring all memberstates to get an explicit UN backing for all non-defensive military maneuvering, then backed that up with a real coalition army. Unless there is some sort of enforcement on the UN's side, I can't see how they can enforce order.

    6. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . Bring back the good old days of French and England ruling on your country? :)

      And we all know how well THAT worked. Hope you like tea with your brine. :)

    7. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by jhines0042 · · Score: 1

      I'm American and I agree with you. War is not justified here. At least not yet.

      Unfortunately I'm just one voice amongst millions and ... you know what ... I voted for the other guy. ....

      I need to go find me an anti-war rally.

      --
      42 - So long and thanks for all the fish.
    8. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by aengblom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *** Response to off topic post mod us both down ;-)***
      *** Err, I think we're flame bait too ***
      War in Iraq is *not* going to be pretty for you guys.

      No shit. It's going to be damn ugly. This is no joy ride--it's being done very important reasons.

      The US is now what Germany was in the 30's... off to fight its merry war with 'justifiable cause'.

      And France is playing--well France. If you are against war in total that's fine. But the U.S. is not going to war to expand its borders. It's not going for oil (we could ask Hussein to open the floodgates and out it would come.)

      Don't you Americans realize that the UN was *made* to prevent countries like yours from abusing their power?
      Uh, no. The U.N. was developed to prevent World Wars. To allow a stage in which countries could weigh in politically, without resorting to war. But Hussein has shown utter contempt for this process. He HAS chemical and biological weapons (which he agreed NOT to have after Persian Gulf). He has kicked out inspectors and if one plays softie to Hussein--you'll lose.

      That this war is now being trivialized into some sort of 'happy meme' worthy of idle discussion by tech nerds in the context of some sci-fi-turned-reality 'cyberwar' is really disturbing.

      Please. The development of using computers in war *is* a big story. But you won't see much of this story next week. It's one point in the storyline. If you RTFA you'll also noticed that they worry that a cyber attack that took out a power supply could cut power to hospitals too. In other words, it could do more harm to people.

      If globalization, McDonalds, Britney and all the other wonderful machinations of The American Way didn't turn me off your crappy country, then the robotic nature of its citizens kowtowing to the propaganda machine being operated by King George Bush II definitely is ...

      Snore. Globalization may have been an American "innovation", but Europe and Japan are equally involved. If people didn't LIKE those things, they wouldn't buy them. I'm American and I don't.

      I don't care if there are guidelines for 'cyberwar against Iraq' being published... This war is NONSENSE!!

      Then what SHOULD we do? Go along with the European line? That would have resulted in Hussein continuing his weapon's program WITHOUT inspectors. Inspectors are only there because Bush threatened war. Here's your choice. Allow Hussein to do what he wants? Or, be willing to fight to keep him from developing these weapons? And these weapons include nukes.

      Anyway these guidelines aren't about THIS war. They're about any and all future wars. Which happens to include this war.

      Oh yeah... and since you appear to be from Germany, I wanted to say I'm Ok with yall be pacifist. Really! ;-)

      --


      So close and yet so far from the world's perfect ID number
    9. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by KingJoshi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So if people disagree with you, they're kowtowing to propaganda, but if they agree with you, then they're smart, thinking individuals? Have you considered that you could've fallen to propaganda while the other side are smart thinking individuals?

      In reality, it's not a binary situation. Iraq has deceived the U.N. for over a decade. They do have chemical and biological weapons. The degree of cooperation with Al Queda and progress of nuclear weapons is debatable. One extreme wants to go to war as quickly as possible and remove Saddam and install American leadership. Another extreme wants to avoid war at all costs and will let Saddam get away with anything.

      Most are inbetween. They know there is compelling evidence, but not sure if it's enough to start war now or if all the options have been tried. However, most know that unless Saddam truely cooperates, containment from nuclear weapons will not work. North Korea is close or already has them and the Clinton Administration had a framework to prevent that. Saddam is more ruthless and not as desperate for aid as the North Koreans. How much effort and how many deceptions are the Germans, French and others willing to put up with before they also say, okay, Saddam, you've had enough chances?

      I don't like Bush and disagree with most of his policies. I don't know if war is called for right now and enough options have been covered. But each passing day, Saddam continues to defy the world and the world just takes it. The U.N. is supposed to prevent that too.

      --
      In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    10. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by hwestiii · · Score: 1

      Don't get the impression that there is some sort of monolithic support here for what the Bushies are up to, there isn't. There is some, but I would put firm support at something less than 50%.

      Also don't think that there is very firm support for Bush here. Without Sept. 11 I think his poll numbers would be well south of 50%. The support you see is the same as you see for Sharon in Israel. I'm convinced that most Israelis can't stand him. They don't necessarily support the man so much as they support the institution of the office that he holds. Same here.

      The Bushies are quite a unique group. They rode into to town by throwing an election in which they did their damndest to appear a moderate as possible. They actually represent the most extreme wing of their party and have a propaganda machine that works massive overtime to candy coat and obfuscate the ideological underpinnings of everything they do. They are stealing the American people blind at the behest of corporate America and making us foot the bill besides.

      As an American, I have to say that I think the Bush Adminstration is hell-bent on pursuing the most disaterous policies, both domestic and international, that I have seen in my lifetime. I have never before been frightened of my own government. I also believe that they secretly view 9/11 as a god-send to them. It was such a horrible act, that almost anything they do, no matter how wrong headed or contrary to long held American prinicples, and be justified as a proper response to that event.

      I am really disturbed by the apparent disregard by the White House of the impact of their words and actions on the rest of the world. If I didn't know any better, I would have to think that our leaders in Washington were intentionally provoking conflict both in the Middle East and on the Korean penninsula and are quite aware, though unconcerned, at the prospect of bloodshed that may follow this provocation.

      If it does, however, you can be sure that Ari Fleischer and Donald Rumsfeld will be right there on CNN to explain precisely how the entire situation is someone elses fault. You can carp about Bill Clinton all you want, but at least he had a less disruptive way of processing his testosterone.

    11. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by glsunder · · Score: 1

      "Your fucking retarted if..."

      what is an "if" and how do you know his "if" is retarded?

    12. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      (we could ask Hussein to open the floodgates and out it would come.)

      Here is where you are dead wrong. Saddam will sell oil to the U.S. - but for 200x more than he'll sell it (and is selling it) to the Russians!

      This war is *not* about some bullshit weapons of mass destruction. *Every* nation has weapons of mass destruction available to them - just buy from the Chinese!

      This war is about control over Iraqs oil fields, and the American Peoples God-Given Right To Drive SUV's at less cost than the Russkies.

      What American Court of Law designed on the principles of Justice and Democracy - presumably, there's still some of those around - would allow such 'evidence' to warrant the punishment about to be meted out?

      None. But because this is some foreign nation, Americans feel perfectly justified in attacking Saddam.

      I'm not a pacificst. War happens. Sometimes, you need to fight.

      I just don't believe that America should be free to wage war wherever it sees fit. There's a *big* difference.

      The U.S. is in *no* position to preach or enforce *any* of its doctrines with regards to:

      a) Weapons of Mass Destruction
      b) Human Rights Violations
      c) Totalitarian Regimes under the control of a Dictatorship
      d) Religious Freedom

      I'm sorry, but the sheeps wool is just too dirty at this point...

      (Oh, and FYI, I'm not German, I just live here. I'm Australian, as if that even matters.)

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    13. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Maudib · · Score: 1

      Wow you are retrarded...

      All war is nonsense...

      Yet governments often feel compelled to engage in them when two lines intersect.

      Profit and Justified Security.

      Perhaps you forget that Saddam had his security forces make an attempt on Bush Sr. in 96?

      There are credible terrorist links involving Saddam.

      There are definitive ties between Saddam and Hammass.

      Regardless of what you say about the war, you would be hard pressed to defend Saddam as being a good regime. In fact, if you deny he is anything other then a genocidal dictator, your an idiot. Based on this alone, removing Saddam is a good thing. Tell me the post Iraqi nation wont be better then the current one? So what if there are tangible benefits to be had by the U.S. in the are of national security and economic growth. Ignoring the immediate casualties of the war, the word will be a better place.

      You are probably French or German. You probably miss the irony. Both France and Germany were governed by genocidal lunatics until the U.S. and U.k. (and others, but whatever) liberated them. Now they go around yelling and screaming about us liberating Iraq as if we were planning on enslaving; its as if Chirac misses the Vicci government, or Schroeder the Nazis.

      What makes european propaganda any better? Sure the U.S. is restricting civil liberties right now. That drives me nuts. But dont you people realize that most of these rights are rights in Germany or France. Free speach, surveillance, random security checks and intrusive governments are the norm there. I have never seen a more racist culture anywhere then in France. Yes there are divisions, mostly political in the United States alon racial lines; but in France there is tangible hatred between native white french and immigrants. There is cruelty; not legislated, but rather inflicted as part of daily life by the everyday French. The racial problems in the U.S. are symptomatic of economics; in France, it is a result of indemic racism.

      My point is that until France cleans up it's act in the Ivory Coast; pays reperations to Algeria; Stops putting african immigrants in concentration camps pending extradtion and actually enters a war for anything other then self interest, they should shut the hell up.

      And Germany... Germany should just not comment for a couple of centuries. I mean WTF? Its been a little over fifty years. thats nothing. thats no time. Anytime Germany has the inclicantion to form a foreign policy opinion, the whole nation should be forced to watch Schindler's list or the pity and the sorrow.

      God damnit....

    14. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The U.S. is in *no* position to preach or enforce *any* of its doctrines

      Oops, stop right there. You're wrong. We are in the best possible position to. And we are going to. Thank you, drive through.

    15. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by aengblom · · Score: 1

      Here is where you are dead wrong. Saddam will sell oil to the U.S. - but for 200x more than he'll sell it (and is selling it) to the Russians!

      Now THAT is propagana.

      1. Oil/gas is cheap in the U.S. This war will be really expensive
      2. The market determines the price. We can buy oil from whomever we want. If Hussein sells it to Russia cheap, prices will shrink from other places.
      3. Even IF such a thing were true, the Russians would just turn around and sell it to us for 1.5X their price. Cheaper than war.

      The U.S. is in *no* position to preach or enforce *any* of its doctrines with regards to:

      WoMD

      We, "saved" Kuwait. (Yes, that was about oil). We did NOT remove Hussein, but ended that war on several conditions. Namely, that Iraq NOT build these weapons. Hussein made the deal, but went back on his word. He had 12 years of defiance including kickiing out the inspectors. The U.S. is sticking by it's word. If Hussein doesn't stick to that agreement, then we are still at war.

      The U.S. does not use bio or chemical weapons. It has nukes. Perhaps you find these morally wrong. I believe the world would go to shit if democratic, western countries gave them up.

      Human Rights

      Say what you will, this country consistently strived for human rights in line with many others. There are some black marks in my mind. The DP is wrong and Guantanamo is ethically quesionable at best. Still, if you CARE about human rights, you want the U.S. on your side.

      c) Totalitarian Regimes under the control of a Dictatorship

      Again--please. Don't allow your distaste for these policies (fine, that's legit) to alter your understanding of reality. Choose: Do you want to live in N. Korea, Iran, Iraq or the U.S?

      d) Religious Freedom

      What religious freedom don't I have?

      (Oh, and FYI, I'm not German, I just live here. I'm Australian, as if that even matters.)
      Well, I guess we can agree on that ;-). I was just going by the web site your profile links to. It being in English through me off a bit though.

      --


      So close and yet so far from the world's perfect ID number
    16. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 0

      //Our military is a professional military knowing that they will be called into action... and know the consequences. I wonder, what country are you from? I'm sure at some point in your history, we have saved your ass from a problem or two.//

      He's German. Look at his reffered webpage. So no, we have not saved his country's ass. We did give his a country a good 'ol thumping for being little biatches though.

      I don't believe in the war but, after living in Europe for a year, I do believe that some Europeans have their heads up their asses.

      Some Al Queda were trained in camps run by the ever profiteering Germans that is where they learned to deploy chemical weapons.

      Chancellor Kole can kiss this red blooded American's ass.

    17. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking idiot. "Without our support"? How about the 2/3 of the country that supports war in Iraq? You + your pathetic nerd friends on IRC != the country.

    18. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by alernon · · Score: 1
      If you believe the American people are ready to go to war again and die in Iraq you have been listening to too much of our government's propaganda. They're doing it, by and large, without our support."


      Oh really? Could you please back this statement up? Because when I was watching CNN yesterday they should a 61% - 31% approval for the war, and steadily rising.

    19. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      You're right torpor, as this moral majority anonymous coward so colorfully pointed out... According to ABCnews.com, support for a war has climbed to 61% since Powell's speech. Up until a few weeks ago rationality had a slim margin. And with 51% seeing Al-Qaeda ties? That reminds me of a US poll from several months back asking whether or not they believed Iraqis piloted the planes into the world trade center. More than %50 believed half of the hijackers were Iraqi, and nearly 95% believed at least one was (there were, in fact, none).

      I see I was being overly optimistic. Or perhaps being in Cambridge, Massachusetts engenders a worldview more in line with Europe than with Pleasantville, Ohio.

      You may continue hating Americans again. We're going to kill hundreds of thousands of people through bombings and shootings in order to prevent the possible deaths of hundreds in a gas subway attack. Well, math never was our strong point.

      Let's see, tear down cuba, put Fidel Castro in place. Tear down Afghanastan, put the Taliban in place. Tear down Iran, put in Kohmami. Tear down Iraq, put in Hussein. I guess pattern recognition wasn't taught in schools either.

    20. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Don't you realize that the League of Nations was similarly made to reign in malevolent powers? If the UN fails to maintain relevancy. If it insists on standing by as its own mandatory resolutions are ignored for over a decade then we might as well pull out of the UN and spend our money on some organization that will actually get the job done.

    21. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d) Religious Freedom WTF???

      Nobody gets jailed or stoned to death in the US for not following the government religion. Hell, you don't even have to say the Pledge if you don't want to.

    22. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      If irritation over globalization(wtf?), McDonalds, Britney and all the other wonderful machinations of The American Way prevents you from understanding that we've got terrorists flying airplanes into our buildings, then the German capacity for the creative interpretation of justice is just as it was in the '30s.

      Unless my history books deceive me about some heretofore unknown Jewish/Polish terrorist conspiracy resulting in the deaths of thousands of German citizens, your hopeless analogy of the examples of the evils of your own country holds little bearing on the modern reality of most Americans, or upon the actions of the American government.

      You may not know this, but we've got mobile AA missile platforms patrolling our cities. We've been told to store three days of water and food and be prepared to tape up our windows and doors in case of a NBC attack.

      I realize that you Germans find it economically inconvenient that our attempts to redress this situation might threaten your supply of oil and your investments in Iraq's infrastructure, but I simply believe that the safety and well being of 300 million Americans is worth your economic discomfort, regardless of how many of them are Britney Spears fans.

    23. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1


      If irritation over globalization(wtf?), McDonalds, Britney and all the other wonderful machinations of The American Way prevents you from understanding that we've got terrorists flying airplanes into our buildings, then the German capacity for the creative interpretation of justice is just as it was in the '30s.


      I don't remember seeing an actual American investigation into this incident. 2 hours after the planes crashed into the building, we had pictures of 'terrorists' on television.

      Where's the forensic evidence? Why was the FBI prevented from actually investigating this case?

      Unless my history books deceive me about some heretofore unknown Jewish/Polish terrorist conspiracy resulting in the deaths of thousands of German citizens, your hopeless analogy of the examples of the evils of your own country holds little bearing on the modern reality of most Americans, or upon the actions of the American government.

      I am not German. I'm Australian. I lived in the US for 15 years before 9/11. I moved here after 9/11 because I did not like what was happening in America as a result of this 'incident', which I do not believe has been thoroughly investigated, nor properly treated according to American Law.

      Your government is fooling you.

      I realize that you Germans find it economically inconvenient that our attempts to redress this situation might threaten your supply of oil and your investments in Iraq's infrastructure, but I simply believe that the safety and well being of 300 million Americans is worth your economic discomfort, regardless of how many of them are Britney Spears fans.


      I realize you Americans are scared. You have no-one to blame but yourselves.

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    24. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Where's the forensic evidence?

      Do they have news down there?

      I'm Australian. I lived in the US for 15 years before 9/11. I moved here after 9/11 because I did not like what was happening in America as a result of this 'incident', which I do not believe has been thoroughly investigated, nor properly treated according to American Law.

      I have to give you some credit for getting the hell out of the country. Anyone ignorant enough to dispute Al Qaeda's responsibility for 9/11 shouldn't be voting.

    25. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      Anyone ignorant enough to dispute Al Qaeda's responsibility for 9/11 shouldn't be voting.

      Hey now, I'm sorry but I'm afraid I'm going to have to say that anyone ignorant enough to believe what they've been told about this situation without actually calling for *standard* Justice and investigation techniques, performed in full view of the facts, simply deserves what they're getting.

      Americans are being bullied by their own government, using terrorism as the anvil and economic depression as the hammer, into accepting things that are utterly preposterous.

      *2* hours after the planes smashed into the buildings, there were 'official mugshots'... where the hell did these come from so fast, and why were Federal investigators prevented from pursuing their own investigation into the attacks?

      One thing is for sure: the U.S. Constitution has been *Destroyed* by 9/11 and its political aftermath, no matter the 'terrorism' justifications. More people died on 9/11 from cancer than in the WTC - the Stigma of this event is where the *true* damage lays, but Americans are too corn-fed by TV to see this for themselves.

      That you let GWB2 run amok without having *any* public oversight of it all is just too much to bear.

      Good luck with your New World Order, I'll go and live in the 'Old' one for a while ... All those scary conspiracy theories in the 80's about how this was going to happen in the US *have actually finally come true*.

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    26. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Hey now, I'm sorry but I'm afraid I'm going to have to say that anyone ignorant enough to believe what they've been told about this situation...

      Just for fun, who do you think did it if not the people photographed getting on the plane in Boston and whose voices screaming "allah akbar" were recorded on cockpit voice recorders?

      That you let GWB2 run amok without having *any* public oversight of it all is just too much to bear.

      Actually, it's not so much GW as the law enforcement/military community that has run amok, but I completely agree that a large portion of the U.S. government has responded to 9/11 by declaring war on the privacy of U.S. citizens. No one's letting them do this, however.

      I agree that it is ridiculous to start taking away American freedoms in the name of defending freedom, which is why I wanted the US to respond immediately and brutally after the 9/11 attacks. We should have taken Saddam out long before now, if for no other reason than:

      • to take away the one advantage a terrorist has - initiative. The more violent our response, the shorter their timeframe for activating sleeper cells. Our only hope of dealing with them is to compress the amount of time we spend under their threat
      • to take advantage of the fact that Islamic fanatics lose all sense of timing and strategy if we make them mad enough. This was proven in Afghanistan, and used against them with good effect. So good, in fact, that I believe that the public perception of GW rushing into war is being fostered on purpose to enrage the terrorists and cause them to make mistakes.

      Good luck with your New World Order...

      Of all the arguments that could be leveled against Bush these days, this one makes the least sense. The rest of the world seems directed toward the purpose of ensuring that the American people experience maximum possible threat against their lives.

      Speaking of American lives, enjoy Australia. Like so many free lands, it is brought to you by the blood of Americans, specifically that of the 1st Division, USMC.

    27. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      Just for fun, who do you think did it if not the people photographed getting on the plane in Boston and whose voices screaming "allah akbar" were recorded on cockpit voice recorders?

      Beats me, but how do you know these people were terrorists?

      Of all the arguments that could be leveled against Bush these days, this one makes the least sense. The rest of the world seems directed toward the purpose of ensuring that the American people experience maximum possible threat against their lives.

      While Americans seem to want the rest of the world to worship them for being the 'protectors of good' that we all know and love the good ol' USofA for, eh?

      As for 'threats against American lives', I'll say nothing of the sanctions which Americans impose on smaller nations, for purely corporate reasons.

      You enjoy your drinking water there, buddy ...
      Speaking of American lives, enjoy Australia. Like so many free lands, it is brought to you by the blood of Americans, specifically that of the 1st Division, USMC.

      And I suppose, actually, that Australians have had nothing to do with this country's well-being, growth, or relative peacefulness.

      And Americans wonder why people in the world consider Americans' arrogant ...

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    28. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Beats me, but how do you know these people were terrorists?

      Well, I feel a lot better about being so hard on you now that I know you have no pretense of intellectual honesty.

      While Americans seem to want the rest of the world to worship them for being the 'protectors of good' that we all know and love the good ol' USofA for, eh?

      No, we Americans want the rest of the world to not fly airplanes into our buildings and/or aid and abet those who do.

      You enjoy your drinking water there, buddy ...

      That's not very damn funny.

      And I suppose, actually, that Australians have had nothing to do with this country's well-being, growth, or relative peacefulness.

      Considering that Idaho farm boys fighting an almost hopeless battle on the island of Guadalcanal kept the phrase "The rape of Sydney" out of the history books, I feel some credit is due. I can put you in touch with some Nanking survivors if you disagree.

    29. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      Well, I feel a lot better about being so hard on you now that I know you have no pretense of intellectual honesty.


      And I enjoy knowing that you are as gullible as every red-blooded, trigger-happy American who ever fought for the right to be governed by a war-mongering dictator hell-bent on trampling all civil liberties while at the same time guaranteeing that future generations of Amerikans can drive their SUV's in ... 'peace'.

      No, we Americans want the rest of the world to not fly airplanes into our buildings and/or aid and abet those who do.

      Great, so come up with a good technological solution for those planes, and leave it at that.

      Amerika has *ALREAD* lost the war on terrorism, and it cannot defeat it - will not, can not.

      Attempting to enforce ideological change through artillery *NEVER* works. The only way you Americans will be safe from this sort of attack in the future is if you *change yourselves* to not warrant the aggression which *many* people in this world have for your nation, its corporate masters, and its economic strings.

      Considering that Idaho farm boys fighting an almost hopeless battle on the island of Guadalcanal kept the phrase "The rape of Sydney" out of the history books, I feel some credit is due. I can put you in touch with some Nanking survivors if you disagree.


      Oh yeah, right. Like I'm gonna try and disprove that this would ever have happened... nice one.

      Thank you, sir, and your wonderful country, for providing such wonderfully warm and luxurious accommodations for my small and humble nation for so many years, pending global-destruction-through-American-Warfare notwithstanding.

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    30. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attempting to enforce ideological change through artillery *NEVER* works.

      You gives a piss about ideology? Who wants to change anyone's mind about disliking citizens of the U.S.? We have no intentions of reasoning with the unreasonable. If people want to attack the U.S., then quite frankly, they're going to have to be able to out-do it in force. This country will not simply say, "If only we listened to every unintelligent and constantly wrong idiot on Slashdot, those people whose motives are to destroy this nation will simply find jobs and be productive members of society." It's retarded, and no one has any intention of pandering to would-be murderers. They're simply going to receive the message that if they pick a fight with us, we will use our force to kill them. The end. Either they get the idea that maybe dying isn't such a wonderful idea and they find something less dangerous to devote their lives to, or they deal with the fact that our military capacity far outweighs their ability to successfuly inflict damage.

      The only way you Americans will be safe from this sort of attack in the future is if you *change yourselves* to not warrant the aggression which *many* people in this world have for your nation, its corporate masters, and its economic strings.

      I'm afraid the only way aggressive nations will be safe from our overwhelming military force is to *change themselves* to not warrant retaliation. Your ignorant leftist clap-trap doesn't make your idioc string of posts any more interesting, though perhaps mildly more entertaining.

    31. Re:I hope for the sake of your boys ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid the only way aggressive nations will be safe from our overwhelming military force is to *change themselves* to not warrant retaliation.

      Who draws the line around what is 'retaliation', and what is 'enforced ideological change for the benefit of American consumers'?

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  16. God... by Blueice88 · · Score: 0

    Im brazilian, and i Know what more of half of the americans, Dont approve your actions, and your allies too. Im against the war.We Became a World, a wonderful place.best regards. Blueice88 Say not, for the war.

  17. Re:YO BRO! YA KNOW WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome! That was the intention! We should not forget to have fun once in a while!

  18. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  19. Shrub needs to learn what a computer is, first. by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the article:
    By penetrating computer systems that control the communications, transportation, energy and other basic services in a country, cyber-weapons can have serious cascading effects, disrupting not only military operations but civilian life.
    Okay, you're assuming that other less-developed countries have the same computer infrastructure that we do. What's next? We distrupt the one working computer in Somalia?

    The only countries this will work against are those that are like the US, and sorry, but despite our ethnocentric view of the world, most countries are not us except Canada and the UK (didn't turning on one's allies work for Hitler?).

    This idea is not new. When the military staged a wargame where they tried this very same thing, they got their arse handed to them in a brown paper sack:

    The officers refereeing the wargame told him that U.S. electronic warfare planes had zapped his microwave communications systems. "You're going to have to use cellphones and satellite phones now, they told me. I said no, no, no - we're going to use motorcycle messengers and make announcements from the mosques," [Lieutenant General Paul Van Riper, who played the role of Saddam Hussein] says. "But they refused to accept that we'd do anything they wouldn't do in the west.
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    Yeah, right.
    1. Re:Shrub needs to learn what a computer is, first. by qoncept · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From unknowncountry.com,

      Eventually, Van Riper got so fed up with all this cheating that he refused to play anymore.

      Notice how the two credits are both British? The whole article lacks a, uh, how should I say, sense of authenticity. Maybe an interesting read, but so was this.

      Lieutenant General Van Riper (read: LtGen = O-9, second highest rank he can attain = he knows how to make himself look good + actually does) "refused to play" ? Please. By refusing to play, especially in the army, he's risking not only his career, but his retirement (and at LtGen, he's almost certainly gotten his 20 years in), prison (especially if its as high scale and high profile of an exercise as this article makes it seem) and eventually a dishonorable discharge that'd make it hard for him to get another job anywhere.

      It's ridiculous to think that Iraq could win a war against the US. In the first 12 hours of the Gulf War, Iraq's chances of winning were gone. In 10 years, things have changed, but not that much. Iraq does potentially have the ability to hurt us (through casualties, if hey have any of these weapons of mass destruction we've heard so much about), but other than that, what do you think they could do? They can't even fly planes in the southern half of their country, let alone far enough to do anything to 1) a US military base, or even 2) one of the regional bases US forces are using.

      That said, it'd be nice if something happened to prevent a war altogether.

      --
      Whale
    2. Re:Shrub needs to learn what a computer is, first. by quax · · Score: 1

      This looks like this administration is just using the Iraq conflict as a pre-text to push yet another hidden agenda.

      We already have Echolon it is not like the US does not have a history of spying on their allies. These days it is also easy to have your nation's standing with the US reversed at breathtaking speed. Rumsfeld just compared Germany with Lybia and Kuba (at a time when German special forces fight alongside US troops in Afghanistan!).

      Be not mistaken: This policy is not about Iraq, it is about the 1st world rest of us.

    3. Re:Shrub needs to learn what a computer is, first. by ViVeLaMe · · Score: 1

      yeah, it's british, like, say, The Washington Post?
      Funny how some googling could prevent you from sounding like a nationalist prick.

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      i had a sig, once..
    4. Re:Shrub needs to learn what a computer is, first. by notaspy · · Score: 1

      "By refusing to play, especially in the army, he's risking not only his career, but his retirement (and at LtGen, he's almost certainly gotten his 20 years in), prison (especially if its as high scale and high profile of an exercise as this article makes it seem) and eventually a dishonorable discharge that'd make it hard for him to get another job anywhere."

      First, he was already retired at the time of the exercise. See http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,786992,0 0.html

      "If the Pentagon thought it could keep its mishap quiet, it underestimated Van Riper. A classic
      marine - straight-talking and fearless, with a purple heart from Vietnam to prove it - his
      retirement means he no longer has to put up with the bureaucratic niceties of the defence
      department. So he blew the whistle."

      Second, his decision not to "play" was precipitated by his removal from the normal military chain of command.

      "Within his ever narrowing constraints, Van Riper continued to make a nuisance of himself,
      harrying Blue forces with an arsenal of unorthodox tactics, until one day, on July 29, he thinks, he
      found his orders to his subordinate officers were not being listened to any more. They were being
      countermanded by the control group. So Van Riper quit. "I stayed on to give advice, but I stopped
      giving orders. There was no real point any more," he says."

      Finally, your comment that "it's ridiculous to think that Iraq could win a war against the US" really misses the point badly. The purpose of these military exercises is illustrated precisely by what happened, namely, to be able to identify potential areas of strengths and weaknesses of you and your enemy BEFORE an actual conflict. And to try to anticipate and prepare for unorthodox tactics and strategies. In other words, to try to predict the unpredictable. Van Riper (whom I served under in the early 1980s) was an ideal candidate for this simulation, as he is extremely smart, creative and tenacious.

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      hi!
    5. Re:Shrub needs to learn what a computer is, first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ---
      Okay, you're assuming that other less-developed countries have the same computer infrastructure that we do.
      ---

      Hey! If Will Smith and that other dude can hax0r an al1en c0mput3r syst3m they'd never seen before with their l33t virus I'm sure the US guys can make every keyboard in Iraq explode (Star Trek style) and kill it's operator by lodging the letters 0.w.3.d. in their skull...

      Sk3pt1k!

  20. paah by zozzi · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just get Kevin and give him a prison phone. He'll do everything from it. His mouth will even function like a modem traslating all those ones and zeros....

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    1. Re:paah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kevin is NOT in prison anymore

  21. Preparing to fight which war, exactly? by Doctor+Hu · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Is it just me, or is what used to be called the military-industrial complex's lobbeying for funds to persue 'cool' research areas undermining the country's ability to make appropriate military responses to novel threats? Here we are, less than 18 months after the carefully low-tech attacks of 9/11, busy working on all sorts of neat cyberwar and domestic datamining tools that aren't going to matter a toss to a bunch of fanatics holed up in a cave somewhere, or even to an economy like Iraq's that's already been largely put back to early 20th-century levels.

    Not trolling, just worried.

    1. Re:Preparing to fight which war, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on! Wish I had mod points for you my friend...

    2. Re:Preparing to fight which war, exactly? by isa-kuruption · · Score: 0, Troll

      Low tech?

      Remember, lots of communications between Osama /bin/Laden and his cronies was done with encrypted emails. This is the opposite of "low tech". In fact, they probably used PGP. So, while the attacks themselves were low tech, the planning and development stage of it was VERY high tech.

    3. Re:Preparing to fight which war, exactly? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is what used to be called the military-industrial complex's lobbeying for funds to persue 'cool' research areas undermining the country's ability to make appropriate military responses to novel threats

      Oh, come on. Who really wants to make guns and bombs and things like that when you can reroute defense spending to research areas that will advance US tech, regardless of whether it will be any help in a war?

  22. Creating More Monsters by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1, Troll

    This administration seems intent on creating uncontrollable monsters. It's not OK to create groups of nasty people just because you intend to use them against other nasty people. At some point they'll need something else to attack just because that's what they do best.

    --
    - Hail to our fearless misleader! Fool speed ahead!
    1. Re:Creating More Monsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is called blowback. It is our history.

      It's alive!! Now I know what it feels like to be God. Now I am God!

      Who's brain is it? Abby...Abby Normal.

    2. Re:Creating More Monsters by cruc · · Score: 1

      It's not okay to create groups of nasty people just because you intend to use them agianst other nasty people? Huh?

      What do you think the purpose for a military is? A military's main purpose is to "close with and destroy the enemy". With few exceptions, the only folks that consider our military "nasty" and "uncontrollable" are our enemies who find out with the sharp end in combat. Considering they are the most powerfully armed force in the history of the world, there's been virtually nothing to show they are "uncontrollable".

      Who rated this insightful, Jane Fonda?

    3. Re:Creating More Monsters by neillewis · · Score: 1

      I don't think you quite got the point...

    4. Re:Creating More Monsters by Red+Rocket · · Score: 1


      With few exceptions, the only folks that consider our military "nasty" and "uncontrollable" are our enemies who find out with the sharp end in combat.

      Don't stop! Give me more! Oh yes! mm Guns ... shoot ... sharp end ... kill ... faster ... Oh god, I'm going to come!

      --
      - Hail to our fearless misleader! Fool speed ahead!
  23. Video Game? by WPIDalamar · · Score: 1

    With the army's recent foray into the video game biz, do you think we'll se a "video game" that's purpose is to hack into Iraq? Of course, whether or not the video game is a simulation or not is anyone's guess.

    1. Re:Video Game? by The+Jonas · · Score: 1

      I would pay for something like "SimHack: Iraq". Hell, I would even play it. Or, maybe it would be called "EverHack" with "Third World Dictatorship" expansion packs. No need for a military draft after the release of this addictive MMPORG, we won't see the players for a full year anyway! But, I really wish they would name it "Big Trouble in Little Baghdad."

  24. UT by superspoon · · Score: 1

    Hear ye, Hear ye!
    I here-by secretly announce that all wars shall be fought via Unreal Tournament! Rejoice at this secret announcement!

    --


    YarrRrr
    1. Re:UT by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a short story in an issue of Analog...Titled "World War XXVII"

      All wars were fought with machines, on the moon, which were designed by the nations that were at war with each other.

      There was some really neat technical description in that story. Maybe it should be a game. :)

      --
      What's this Submit thingy do?
  25. Too sad for Mr. Bush ... by borgdows · · Score: 2, Funny

    Iraq is running Linux!

    1. Re:Too sad for Mr. Bush ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which just means we'll have to look at a different set of CERT advisories to find security patches that their lame sysadmins haven't fixed.

    2. Re:Too sad for Mr. Bush ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is the war will last a whole 5 minutes.

  26. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by dvdeug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how is Taco going to feel when he reads about a Chinook full of young Americans that got shot down from a SAM battery that could not be hacked and disabled because Achmed reads Slashdot,

    Right. The Iraq government can afford to run a net connection to every SAM battery, and is stupid enough to leave it open to the Internet. Even societies that can afford to network their military, don't connect the Internet to internal systems - it's just stupid. The most secure connection is none at all, and everyone knows that.

    I'm sure it's an unpopular view amongst the freedom of IP at all costs crowd that's common here, but maybe for the duration of the Iraqi conflict, we can stop posting exploit and bug notifications, at least until the US has installed a nascent capitalist, western ideologued democracy in Iraq.

    I didn't realize we were planning on slaughtering all the Iraqs and colonizing the country. That, of course, is about the only way we're going to get a "western ideologued" society in Iraq. What do you think the odds are that we can even get some sort of stable democracy going - historically, "our son of a bitch" governments have been common - and it's questionable whether you can just stick a democracy in a country that has no concept of one and have it thrive.

  27. What a chance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...to be a patriot and fight for your country, all from the comfort of your office chair, while dressed in your underwear.

    1. Re:What a chance... by borgdows · · Score: 1

      in the case of Irak, I wouldn't say you fight *for* your country, but *against* another country!

  28. DMCA Be Damned! by Root+Down · · Score: 1

    Just think of all the mp3s and movies we can legally download from top secret Iraqi sites!

  29. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by GMontag · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the last Gulf War the air defenses were networked, including key elements of their radar network.

    That was, reportedly, reduced by allowing a contraban printer to "slip through" blockades on goods to Iraq. The printer had a virus that spread through the air defense network.

    IIRC this happened in the last days before the bombing campaign began.

    It was widely reported after the war, on Nightline and I think Bob Woodward mentioned it in hos book "The Commaders" too. I have not heard if it has been verified beyond that since.

  30. i would suggest by ibbie · · Score: 1

    storming into iraqi offices and installing windows xp as a form of attack, but that might just violate of couple of laws set down by the geneva convention.

    --
    The wise follow a damned path, for to know is to be forsaken.
    1. Re:i would suggest by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      I think the iraqis have played enough xbill to render that attack pretty useless.

  31. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by iiioxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure it's an unpopular view amongst the freedom of IP at all costs crowd that's common here, but maybe for the duration of the Iraqi conflict, we can stop posting exploit and bug notifications, at least until the US has installed a nascent capitalist, western ideologued democracy in Iraq.

    Flip the issue around and see if your suggestion makes any sense:

    For the duration of the war, let's refrain from posting notices of vulnerabilities and exploits so that sysadmins in places other than Iraq can't keep their systems properly defended from cyber-terrorists who are sympathetic to the Iraqi cause (or are simply anti-American).

    Makes no sense, right? Withholding vulnerability information is far more likely to adversely affect civilian and public service networks in the US and supporting nations than the Iraqi military/industrial complex.

  32. Overheard in the Oval Office by pubjames · · Score: 4, Funny

    Overheard in the Oval Office:

    Bush: Hey, I've just had a great idea! Why don't we attack Iraq over the Inter-net!

    Advisor: I'm not sure what you mean, Mr President.

    Bush: Well, couldn't we infect Saddam with one of those Inter-net viruses, for example? We could use our prowess in genetical engineering and nanu-technology to genetically infect Saddam with a deadly Inter-net virus! Whaddya think?

    Advisor: Erm... I'm speechless, Sir.

    Bush: Write some guidelines around those ideas, will ya?

    Advisor: Very well sir. Do you mind if I make some minor modifications, sir?

    Bush: Do whatever you think is necessary. We make a great team don't we?

    Bush: Erm, yes sir. Isn't it about time for your nap now Mr President?

    1. Re:Overheard in the Oval Office by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Actually that sounds much more like the Clinton "ninja attack" except you used a different president.

      supposedly the last war used computer viruses with some limited success.

    2. Re:Overheard in the Oval Office by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      Bush: Erm, yes sir. Isn't it about time for your nap now Mr President?

      I realize that was a typo -- but in its own way, its very insightful! :)

      --
      The /. Effect: Thousands of users simultaneously accessing a site to not read its content.
    3. Re:Overheard in the Oval Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Bush: Erm, yes sir. Isn't it about time for your nap now Mr President?

      Consindering the subject, wouldn't "Isn't it time for your nmap now, Mr President" be more appropriate? :)

    4. Re:Overheard in the Oval Office by mab · · Score: 1

      Bush: internet whats that? can we make money from it?

    5. Re:Overheard in the Oval Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I get it! Bush has an accent and isn't a slashdot posting genius like you! Thanks fucking hilarious! OMG! LOL LOL LOL. Fuck I hate slashdot so much.

  33. I can see it now by mkelley · · Score: 1

    "All your base are belong to us.....no really. They now belong to us. Sgt. Fingaz hacked their Cisco PIX then disrupted their radar while playing Everquest and chatting in #topsecretbiotch."

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    m.kelley
    life is like a freeway, if you don't look you could miss it.
    1. Re:I can see it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "All your base are belong to U.S."

      (For great justice!)

  34. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Oh, I sure they are networked, but I don't think they're pingable from where we're all typing from. And I'm fairly certain they're not running BSD.

  35. The first step to war. by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

    So... the first step in our war is to send the Geek Corps to Iraq to teach everyone how to use computers. Then we sick SUN on them to convince them to upgrade to mission-critical workstations and servers. While we do that, we use old equipment to get individuals and businesses stuck on the .doc format. Finally, we convince Saddam to consolidate his technological resources under XP, .NET, and Office.

    At which point, why do we have to invade at all? Microsoft can just run their government like they do ours.

    1. Re:The first step to war. by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 1

      Actually, it occurred to me that if Iraq really is developing weapons of mass destruction, they must be using computers in their research projects. They wouldn't want anyone to know that the computers exist, so it's a good bet that they're running unlicensed software. We wouldn't need to invade Iraq: the thugs at Business Software Alliance could do it for us, and then make Iraq pay for the price of the audits. Unlike the UN inspectors, who are bound by laws, ethics, and plitical considerations, the BSA would send in their secret, high tech commandos to brutally execute key government leaders and then lay waste to the countryside, burning and pillaging every village in sight in search of unlicensed copies of Winzip. We'd bring our enemies to their knees in no time at all. And since we've farmed this out to the private sector, it won't cost the hard-working American taxpayers a dime!

    2. Re:The first step to war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't Microsoft already have weapons of mass destruction? :)

  36. That's classified! by Xner · · Score: 1

    I know I should not have trusted you with those documents!

    --
    Pathman, Free (as in GPL) 3D Pac Man
  37. Inevitable - and not the only issue by Badgerman · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Something like this is inevitable, really. I'm sort of surprised it didn't come up a few years ago.

    However, there are other questions this brings up:
    • What are the cyber-warfare plans of OTHER countries? Is America in the lead on getting organized on this?
    • What will the reaction be to this plan?
    • Computer technology involves at such an insane rate, how much planning can you do?
    • Will this plan involve current computer companies?
    • Where will Open Source fit into this? (I'm serious here, OS's growing prominence makes it important)


    Food for thought.
    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    1. Re:Inevitable - and not the only issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Isreali army has been training hackers for years on this idea. I learned about it first hand when I met some people assigned to this group while I was in Tel Aviv a few years ago.

      Cyber Weapons have been in the Isreali army for a long time.

  38. So can we expect accidental DoSing? by mattbot+5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So can we now expect accidental hacking of the Chinese embassy, Canadian soldiers, and the occasional civilian wedding to occur in conjunction with the more traditional (but increasingly obsolete) accidental smart bombing?

  39. How do you spell SLIMMER....C..I..A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one of the main objectives prior to teh US "disarming Iraq" is to knock out it's infurstructure would not this include the internet in the region? Doesn't the timing of the Slimmer worm strike anyone as odd happening just weeks before the start of 2nds gulf war?

  40. In other news today... by MrOrn · · Score: 1

    Chairman of Microsoft Bill Gates announced a humanitarian donation of 1 million copies of Windows ME to Iraq.

    More news at 11...

  41. Cyber-warfare? by ceeam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you guys want to defeat Sadam in CounterStrike or what?

  42. Get Your Mercenaries Here! by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just see the latest edition of "Soldier of Fortune" with advertisements in the back for "733t h4Xor5" to DDOS the 8 servers that comprise the Iraqi Ministry of Disinformation.

    They'll probably have a lurid cover photo showing "actual damage done" to such a server.

    "Eeewww - look at the smoking wires just hanging out of the CD drive bay!"

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Get Your Mercenaries Here! by schatten · · Score: 1

      actually, they'll probably make it more elementary like...

      when sending out spam, make sure you are using your .mil address. =D

  43. story i heard from a guy here in DC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    right after the Iraqis invaded kuwait in 90, the US got a french company that was supplying printers to Iraq to put a chip in that we supplied. The chip had a receiver that basically allowed us to remotely take out their networks using the printers attached to it.

    1. Re:story i heard from a guy here in DC by Dexx · · Score: 1

      Well there goes *that* (formerly) top-secret military plan.

      --
      Feel the fear and do it anyway.
  44. Hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everytime I head "cyberwarfare" I can only think that the person using the term still believes in the things he/she saw in Hackers....

  45. "soldiers in office chairs" by pierre.ch · · Score: 0, Funny

    Ah yes!
    The ones who captured Bin Laden and Mullah Omar in afghanistan!

  46. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by 241comp · · Score: 1

    But they don't have to hook it up to the Internet. Yes, that would be a dumb move, but all the US has to do is obtain 1 network node by force in operating condition and hack from there. Remember that "Just unplug it from the Internet" security is only as strong as the physical security of your weakest network access point.

  47. Quick Fix by plaidlad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just have Gates send the Iraqis a complementary set of licenses for MS products... within a couple of days, the problem will solve itself...

    --
    "Of course I'm wrong... That's how I get to 'right'." - Gil Grissom
    1. Re:Quick Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best idea I heard yet... we should inlist Bill Gates into the army... Then we never would have to go to war. End of problem. End of World.

  48. The Star Wars parallels are unreal... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 0, Troll
    blindcoder said:
    One can only hope... that this "Elite Hacker Force" will be shut down after Bush is done with his war.
    This reminds me of the probable hope of the Senate of the Republic that Chancellor Palpatine would give up his power once the state of emergency was over (as we well know that he didn't).

    Honestly, I see a lot of similarity to President Bush and his war on terror (etc.) and Palpatine's efforts in the senate. How long until President (soon to be emperor?) Bush "dissolves the imperial senate and puts control in the hands of the regional governers. Fear will keep them in line. Fear of this..." US Military juggernaut. I guess life can immitate art.

    If President Bush is re-elected for another term, then I really need to find a way off of this planet. I fear that nothing short of a revolution will keep his power and his ambitions in check. I've already gotten out of the US once. Perhaps the next time will only be to get off the planet. Scary thought.

    Or perhaps I have just watched too many movies and have had too many beers tonight. Feel free to call me a troll. I have karma to burn. ;)

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
    1. Re:The Star Wars parallels are unreal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If President Bush is re-elected for another term, then I really need to find a way off of this planet. I fear that nothing short of a revolution will keep his power and his ambitions in check. I've already gotten out of the US once. Perhaps the next time will only be to get off the planet. Scary thought.

      Just get in front of my Jeep with one of your peacenickie signs and your way off the planet problem will be solved.

    2. Re:The Star Wars parallels are unreal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just get in front of my Jeep with one of your peacenickie signs and your way off the planet problem will be solved.

      oh come on, he could just as easily do it himself. That way, you won't screw up your jeep.

  49. 404 Country Not Found by phrantic · · Score: 1

    The requested COUNTRY (Iraq) was not found. If you feel like it, mail the president@whitehouse.com to see if he had anything to do with it.

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  50. My, You ARE parochial, aren't you. by wiredog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most countries have electronic switching systems and microwave links for the phone service. Those were targets that NATO hit in Serbia several years ago, and in Iraq in 1991. Even Afghanistan had some. Russia uses microwave links. China also. Actually, it's probably only countries like Somalia, which have almost no communications infrastructure, that wouldn't be vulnerable.

    1. Re:My, You ARE parochial, aren't you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not suggesting that bombing a microwave tower falls under the rubric of cyber warefare?

    2. Re:My, You ARE parochial, aren't you. by JahToasted · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think you missed the point... When the Microwave links were DESTROYED by bombing, the team representing Iraq was expected to use cell phones instead (which would be intercepted). But after the microwave links were destroyed, they used low tech methods, like motorcycle couriers. The Team representing the US forces lost the wargame, for this and other reasons.

      Kinda reminds me of the simpsons episodes where the air force had to intercept the wright brother's plane, but couldn't because it was moving too slow. The US has spent the last half a century preparing for a war against a technologically advanced superpower, they are totally unprepared for fighting against WWI level tech.

  51. why..., why!!! by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 1
    The net was intended for research, communication, human uplifted, and occasional porn.

    Okay, mostly for porn.

    But, instead of persuing global conventions that would deter this from happening, effort is under way to legitimize it.

    This is so sad. I suspect many future generations may suffer for some of the mistakes being made today.

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  52. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by Schik · · Score: 1

    If they *are* hooked up to the internet, and someone finds their IP, just post it here on slashdot and they'll be instantly defenseless.

  53. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by GMontag · · Score: 1

    no telling what they are running, I was just pointing out some conjecture and facts from the last time

    I will add that publishing this probably compromises nothing.

  54. ... preemptively shut down the US ... by torpor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Maybe if the world dealt with Germany BEFORE they rebuilt their military and killed a few million innocents. Bloody fucking brilliant.

    So what, you're saying this is what the UN should do to the US before it brings WAR to the World?

    In that case, I agree with you.

    No need to worry about Iraq. There is *NO EVIDENCE OF WoMD IN IRAQ*!!!

    If there were evidence (beyond the dog-and-pony Hollywood show Powell "presented" to the UN) of Iraq's WoMD, it would have, and should have, been brought to the UN World Court years ago.

    Fact is, there is no evidence. There is only oil, and Bush' hopes to be a wartime president and thus serve another term.

    The alternative: his administration leaves the gutted White House in *SHAME* in a few short years because of the mess he has made of the United States of America.

    IMPEACH BUSH AND HIS MINIONS NOW! Because, in this case, there *IS* evidence against him... and it's your *Constitutional* right to do so.

    Oh, wait. The Homeland Security Act prevents American citizens from doing just such a thing.
    I see...

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    1. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

      No need to worry about Iraq. There is *NO EVIDENCE OF WoMD IN IRAQ*!!!

      Will you say you are wrong when we find these weapons?

      And how exactly do you explain saddam giving the order to use said weapons if the US led coalition attacks?

      Hmmmmmmmmmm?

      And yes, I consider the UN Security Council passing unanimously Reoslution 1441 as the world agreeing with us.

      And I consider the 40 nations that are with the US a 'coalition'.

    2. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No...after Germany's defeat in WWI, they had some harsh agreements about not rearming. So did Saddam after Desert Storm.

      Germany didn't listen...look at what happened.

      Saddam isn't listening...we aren't letting it happen again. This is what they are talking about when they say that the U.N. has to prove that it actually means something. If it doesn't enforce the things it has said already, it's going to go the way of the league of nations. Unless things are enforced, what will it actually accomplish?

      Fact is, there is no evidence.

      You really aren't looking very hard then. There is also no evidence that there aren't any, which is what the inspectors were sent to find. Not play "find the hidden weapons". Saddam isn't showing them what became of all of the thousands of gallons of Anthrax and Sarin gas that he was known to have had...or the Chemicals he possessed to make heaps more of it.

      Now go troll elsewhere. You are a bloody zealot.

    3. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Red+Rocket · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence:

      "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)

      That would remove all doubt, wouldn't it. But I guess we'll never see that.

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    4. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      Will you say you are wrong when we find these weapons?


      At this point, I have no reason to 'trust' the United States to find anything. I watched Powell at the UN, and you know what? Iraq is right: it was a typical American show, complete with special effects and cheap stunts. Show me *ONE* thing that he presented that could not have been put together by some 12 year old with iMovie and Sound Forge...

      If the U.N. weapons inspectors finds them based on intelligence received from the U.S., sure, I'll say I was 'wrong'.

      But with regards to the U$ofA 'finding' anything, it's just Fox and The Chickens time.

      Come on. You *know* this is only about oil so all yo' fat SUV's can keep rollin' ... while the "Arab Class" suffer for it.

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    5. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      "You are a bloody zealot." ... something a nation like yours is quite happy to produce, I might note ...

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    6. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right...that's right. When you get argued down, start flinging the personal attacks that don't respond to the points the poster makes.

      Standard zealot tactics.

    7. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Show me *ONE* thing that he presented that could not have been put together by some 12 year old with iMovie and Sound Forge...


      Only if that 12 year old wasn't wearing his tinfoil hat so the government mind control satellite could guide his actions.

      Seriously...I want some of what you are smoking.

    8. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Lord+Azrael · · Score: 1
      • Fact is, there is no evidence. There is only oil
      Full ACK

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    9. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right, that's it...ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING 'WAR FOR OIL' SHIT. If oil was the true problem they'd be digging up the artic at full blast. The 'war for oil' thing doesn't make one shred of sense - so say the Americans win tommorrow, the oust Saddam. Okay so now magically all of the oil problems are solved? The next day drums of oil are pouring out of Iraq and the oil problems are all solved? If it were truly about oil, the best way to get the oil flowing would be to buddy up with Saddam and turn a blind eye to his crimes - a man who has actually used Chemical weapons against his own citizens, but hell who cares it's just about oil anyways.

      If the US simply wants Saddam's oil they could easily use their significant influence to have trade restrictions lifted on Iraq - and out comes the oil. Even if Saddam chooses to sell his oil to a different country the total world oil supply would increase. The US wouldn't have to do a damn thing, let alone expending who knows how much oil and resources in a war.

      But guess what, THIS ISN'T ABOUT OIL.

      And then there's those who complain, "Why so focused on Iraq? There's lots of other bad people out there, why not go after them if you're so concerned?" It's true there's lots of bad leaders out there - but guess what? You can't fight all of them at once. So should one just sit back and not do anything? Clean up Iraq then move on to the next one.

      Sorry for the tirade but I am sick of these stupid arguments. If the US was completely about self interest they could withdraw from everywhere, save their money and let their economy roll. No billions of dollars for AIDs, no more fucking financial aid to other countires, no more peace keeping. And hell while we're at it, why not punt the UN out of NYC and let them get their support from elsewhere.

    10. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1
      I have no reason to 'trust' the United States
      Well, then I guess there's really no use arguing with you, you're already prejudiced, which typically precludes all logic and reasoning. What evidence did you want, Blix wheeling in a vat of Anthrax? I didn't know the US was the only nation that relied on photographic and recorded intelligence...

      this is only about oil so all yo' fat SUV's can keep rollin'
      Ah. So you're racist as well as ignorant. Lovely.

      while the "Arab Class" suffer for it
      Ah yes, the poor 'Arab Class', with some of the highest per capita incomes in the world. And since when is economics not a reason to go to war? I know you think that the US could roll off of oil in a couple of years, but realistically we, and most other developed and developing nations, could not.

      So we have a political force in the middle east that is power hungry at best, and genocidal at worst, and they have the ability to destabilize the economy of the Western world--hell, probably the whole world. If you think the only thing that would suffer is SUV sales in this case, you're more than just a troll, you're just plain stupid.

    11. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by quax · · Score: 1

      You may want to read this "reoslution" again. It does not sanction a pre-emptive war. Actually the UN charta explicitly states that military action against another country is only in accordance with international law if either world peace is at stake or your country has been attacked by the other country. On both accounts I do not see how Iraq qualifies.

      Introducing the concept of a pre-emptive war is ludicrous. Already North Korea entertains the idea to start their own.

      Afganistan was borderline, there has been no internationally accepted government, but Iraq is a whole different story. It will send a strong signal to the world that we left the stable post WWII area. Now it's a free-for-all, may the militarily fittest one survive.

    12. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      If oil was the true problem they'd be digging up the artic at full blast.

      For starters: that's highly illegal (to dig up oil in the Arctic) and extraordinarily difficult.

      Second, Iraq is bang squat right in the middle of the world, in case you didn't notice it.

      It's in a *perfect* position to ship its ultra-high quality oil to *any* spot on the planet cheaply ... oh, except ... one.

      The U.S., which happens to be a long fucking way away to ship oil to and from, and especially longer if you consider this one slight fact: the *demand* for American Oil will hit rock bottom if Iraq is available to ship its oil anywhere, because its *BLOODY EXPENSIVE* to ship oil from the USofA to its customers.

      So why is the U.S. working so hard to stop this? Because Iraq's oil is better than Texan Grade, and closer to every single customer (except one), and, here's the rub, they're *WILLING* to fuck Americas economy by selling it at .02/barrel to Russia, $50/barrel to USofA.

      America will be *bankrupt* if Iraq is allowed to sell its oil on the free market, don't you white-bread eating Citizens understand this? Your economy is based on your ability to sell oil on the world market. Iraq is a *serious* threat to that ability, so your self-elected 'government' - where's the armed millitia now, eh? - is sending in the troops to fight it off.

      This is a War of Economy, and *nothing* else. This war is *nothing* but a cover operation to protect American Oil sales abroad for the foreseeable future.

      War on Iraq is USofA's 'Internet Explorer', if you like.

      The 'war for oil' thing doesn't make one shred of sense - so say the Americans win tommorrow, the oust Saddam. Okay so now magically all of the oil problems are solved?

      What oil problems? Don't tell me you believe that there's a shortage of oil on this planet? Dude, the energy 'problem' is another one of those wonderful "diamonds are a girls best friend" campaigns that the Imperial 60's gave us, and hey ... guess what? It's not true.

      What's problematic about oil is not *having* it, it's shipping it to the people you want to sell it to ...

      If it were truly about oil, the best way to get the oil flowing would be to buddy up with Saddam and turn a blind eye to his crimes - a man who has actually used Chemical weapons against his own citizens, but hell who cares it's just about oil anyways.

      Yeah, coz you know the United Nations report on this so-called 'chemical weapons' attack on his citizens, you know ... it says that this incident never happened.

      But the U.S. reports say ... ? I'll leave you to read about it on CNN.

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    13. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose the fact that Iraq used these same weapons that they are accused of having in 1991 means nothing to you. That millions of Iraqi civilians have been tested with these same weapons. That families and lives are ended for the sake of having these weapons means absolutely nothing to you! Either you have a very short memory or you are knowingly spreading Iraqi FUD.

    14. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI! the inspectors are in Iraq to see that Iraq disarms!! That is the point of the inspectors. The inspectors are not supposed to be there to find what Iraq is hiding. The fact is that Iraq has not shown the inspectors that they are in the process of disarming. Or haven't you heard a single thing Blix has said??

    15. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if I agree with everything you say, then the 'War for Oil' argument is still shot down; if they don't want oil then they're still not going to go to war for it. What are they going to do in that case to protect their interests if they win? Raze every oil field? Bullshit.

      Iraq is an evil dicator, who has violently put down any internal opposition, including the use of his "non-existant" weapons of mass destruction on his own population. People who disagree with Saddam disappear, often after torture. But hey, fuck it obviously the USA is completley evil so let's all just bend over - hell let's invite Saddam over to be our president - he's completely honest, just, and fair right? All hail President Saddam!!

    16. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      You have not been paying attention. Saddam's already been caught post Kuwait with active WMD programs because defectors who had worked in those programs told earlier inspectors where to look. We're talking tons of chemical weapons and no convincing evidence that they were ever destroyed. This is what the current inspectors are saying, not the US administration or some outside hardliner.

      A little basic fairness would be in order.

    17. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      That doesn't fix anything. The US isn't the only one with satellites. Can you imagine the furor if two days later Russia addresses the Security Council and says, here's *our* satellite photos of the same area at the same timestamp and the US simply lied about the evidence.

      It would stop the drive for war with Iraq dead. By june, Iraq wouldn't even have sanctions against it. No US govt. official is going to sabotage US foreign policy that badly by presenting evidence that can be easily checked.

    18. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      World peace was at stake in 1991 with the swallowing of Kuwait. We never signed a peace treaty with Saddam and neither has anybody else. He's in power only because we signed a cease fire and the UN went along with that.

      When you have a cease fire in a war and one side violates the terms, the rule is simple, the other side gets to resume hostilities immediately. The US has bent over backwards to try to avoid war, Sec Council res 1441 is just the most recent example.

    19. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      You obviously have no knowledge of the oil market.

      The only oil exports we make are to Japan because it's cheaper to ship oil from Alaska to Japan and buy Venezuelan crude to replace it than for Japan to buy it from the Middle East and pay the pirate tax for shipping it through the Straights of Malacca. And btw, Russia is a major oil exporter and competitor to Iraq. I'm pretty sure they're not getting Iraqi oil except in lieu of cash for the money the USSR fronted them during the Cold War.

      Beyond that, Iraq can't control where it's oil is going after they sell it. Price differentials just don't work because the low price consumers will up their buys and resell at a profit to the high price consumers.

      Get a clue

    20. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by quax · · Score: 1

      Same logic applies to North Korea. Cease Fire for an even longer time but no peace treaty. The fact that this is so and that they were located on the axis of evil is what makes them so aggravated lately. I regard them as a much greater threat to world peace then Saddam these days.

      From my point of view I can still not see how exactly Iraq is in violation of the terms of the cease fire and 1441. The inspectors are on the ground and the cooperation is probably as good as it gets in a 3rd world country like Iraq. Saddam was dangerous in 1991 I don't see that he is anymore.

      I admit that he's an awful bastard and if there ever was a case for assassination, Saddam is it's poster boy. Yet, I have not heard any arguments that justfy a war that will kill many innocent civilians and enrage the Muslim world.

    21. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same logic applies to North Korea. Cease Fire for an even longer time but no peace treaty. The fact that this is so and that they were located on the axis of evil is what makes them so aggravated lately.

      Well...that and the fact that their broken communist system can't feed or take care of their people worth a damn (let that be a lesson to the Communists out there...the Workers World party has a great deal to do with A.N.S.W.E.R. and their anti-war rallies. ANYTHING to mess with the US, they want.), so they turn to the old nuclear blackmail game. Serves two purposes...it likely gets them food and makes them feel important at the same time...when really...aside from a little radioactive material, they aren't. Pull the innocents out and pave it for all I care...I've had it with the far left wingnuts.

      I can still not see how exactly Iraq is in violation of the terms of the cease fire and 1441. The inspectors are on the ground and the cooperation is probably as good as it gets in a 3rd world country like Iraq. Saddam was dangerous in 1991 I don't see that he is anymore.

      The inspectors aren't supposed to be there to play "find the weapon"...they are there to look for proof that he actually has gotten rid of it. (He is supposed to be showing them this.) If he doesn't show them that he has done so (he has not...he prefer's the find the weapon game - a few inspectors vs. a country is like a needle in a haystack) then what are we left to think...especially with the reality of it all coming out. Mobile lab sales, loads of chemicals, thousands of liters of chem/bio weapons unaccounted for etc.

      Unless the UN really IS worth nothing, it's time for them to back up the resolutions they passed. Otherwise, what the hell for good is a UN resolution...all you have to do is wipe your ass with it. It's not like they'll DO anything about it. Most of them couldn't if they wanted to...they need all of their cash to prop up their ailing socialist systems that are supposed to be so great. (Europe is a wonderful place with some great people and places, but politics over there aren't so good these days. History has yet to see a socialist state work on a large scale, and for a long time...at least not that I know of.)

      I admit that he's an awful bastard and if there ever was a case for assassination, Saddam is it's poster boy. Yet, I have not heard any arguments that justfy a war that will kill many innocent civilians and enrage the Muslim world.

      I am with you on the assassination part, but that's no small order...plus some of the people who'd likely take power after him are just as bad if not worse..Uday has quite a reputation. There is more of a group of people that needs the boot. Enraging the muslim world is one thing I am concerned about though...even though we aren't anti-muslim here in the states, aside from some wingnuts and zealots out there. When I look at the muslim media though...the bias a rhetoric puts anything we have in the western world to shame. Think of the vast majority of their media being run by their (muslim) equivalent of Jerry Falwell. It wouldn't be so good here...and it's not so good over there. I wish they would start a little change on their own like Iran has been lately...but that ain't gonna happen under Saddam.

    22. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      for 6 years the Iraqis claimed they have 0, null, zero, zip active in biowarfare. Then a defector appeared who worked high up in the program and spilled the beans. The Iraqis then admitted to running a program. The same was true for their nuclear and chemical programs.

      The production paperwork for an awful lot of Vx gas was discovered by the last round of inspectors but there never was any provision of proof of destruction. Vx is very nasty stuff and enough is in Iraq's hands to make the populations of a few cities completely disappear. Then there's the mustard gas, the anthrax, the botulin (sp?) toxin, and the list goes on.

      The cooperation is nowhere near as good as it gets. Take a look at South Africa for a practical example of a better situation of disarmament cooperation or even Romania which had a nuclear program that successfully seperated U-235 (the one part of the nuclear production chain that Saddam hasn't figured out). They announced that the previous (communist) govt. had a nuclear program, brought the IAEA inspectors to the labs, helped the IAEA inspectors pick their jaws off the floor when they saw what was there and shut it all down. They ended up getting a nice CANDU nuclear complex out of it all (Cernavoda 1-4) which is exactly how the NPT treaty is supposed to work. Small states stay non-nuclear in exchange for help with peaceful nuclear programs for energy.

    23. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by quax · · Score: 1

      Can't tell you how much I wished that Saddam would have been taken out 1991. Unfortunately history never repeats. This Gulf war will operate in a very different environment.

      There are a lot of good reason to not oppose the coming war, mainly because the removal of Saddam is a noble goal (best summarized here).

      Yet, the current administration and Blair for all their combined talents did not motivate this well enough. If the majority of Europeans (not talking governments here but polls) think that this is about Oil, the Muslim media (most of them government controlled) will never buy into it.

      That is why many European governments take the stance that more patience could very well pay off. It's not like only many Europeans see it that way, some former CIA analysts put together this open letter to Bush very much advising the same.

      The UN is by its very design a fragile entity with one simple objective: Keep the status quo, try to make open war on a world wide scale impossible. Its design as a result of the collective experience of the death toll of WWII. This framework worked pretty well for a very long time. To scrap it just to hasten to get Saddam removed is ill conceived. The UN will have to become something else over time or perish, but such processes take a long time and have to be managed carefully. It'll take many little steps and compromises. The EU process has shown how different countries can merge to something bigger and better. In essence such a process could serve as a template to truely unite all civilized countries.

      I lived in the states and I lived (mostly) in Germany (for my wife it's the other way around).

      I do nor share you view regarding our politics. The EU is an achievement of many generations of European politicians. The economic integration has worked for a long time, even the euro seems to do just fine, there are no borders any longer, a EU constitution is on the horizon, and if Rumsfeld continues his rants we will have a EU army much quicker than I anticipated.

      Please do not confuse communism with socialism or social-democracy. The latter is about well balanced welfare, and this balance will continuously have to be adjusted. In an open society these adjustments are always a political struggle and cause some friction and bad press. The welfare societies have managed for more than half a century. The concept as such is deeply ingrained in Europe, well across the political spectrum. In fact what qualifies as conservative in my country would be considered a die heart liberal in the states.

      I always wondered about this differences. The only explanation that I came up with is somewhat sad: Americans don't like the idea that their tax money goes to support other American's in need, because in an country of such diverse ethnic mix the solidarity between the citizens is just way lower than in older more homogeneous nation states.

    24. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by quax · · Score: 1

      Please provide me with a link that quotes Blix or an IAEA official stating that Iraq has been obstructive the last couple of months.

      It still very much looks to me as if the inspectors could get a handle on this.

      If the states were willing to dig in untill fall I'd bet that many countries were inclined to help them finance the operating cost of keeping so many troops stationed on Iraq's borders. Half a year more patience would send a strong message, that this is not about oil nor retribution but about international justice. (On a side note: By than the Venezuela strike will hopefully be over making this whole endavour less risky for the world economy).

    25. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Here's a link and below, some relevant quotes showing various recent acts of Iraqi bad faith.

      "Unlike South Africa, which decided on its own to eliminate its nuclear weapons and welcomed the inspection as a means of creating confidence in its disarmament, Iraq appears not to have come to a genuine acceptance, not even today, of the disarmament which was demanded of it and which it needs to carry out to win the confidence of the world and to live in peace."

      " I turn now, Mr. President, to the key requirement of cooperation and Iraq's response to it. Cooperation might be said to relate to both substance and process. It would appear from our experience so far that Iraq has decided in principle to provide cooperation on process, notably access.

      A similar decision is indispensable to provide cooperation on substance in order to bring the disarmament task to completion through the peaceful process of inspection and to bring the monitoring task on a firm course.

      An initial minor step would be to adopt the long overdue legislation required by the resolutions. "

      " In this updating, I'm bound, however, to register some problems. The first are related to two kinds of air operations. While we now have the technical capability to send a U-2 plane placed at our disposal for aerial imagery and for surveillance during inspections and have informed Iraq that we plan to do so, Iraq has refused to guarantee its safety unless a number of conditions are fulfilled.

      As these conditions went beyond what is stipulated in Resolution 1441 and what was practiced by UNSCOM and Iraq in the past, we note that Iraq is not so far complying with our requests. I hope this attitude will change. "

      " I'm obliged to note some recent disturbing incidents and harassment. For instance, for some time farfetched allegations have been made publicly that questions posed by inspectors were of an intelligence character. While I might not defend every question that inspectors might have asked, Iraq knows that they do not serve intelligence purposes and Iraq should not say so."

      " Demonstrations and outbursts of this kind are unlikely to occur in Iraq with initiative or encouragement from the authorities. We must ask ourselves what the motives may be for these events. They do not facilitate an already difficult job, in which we try to be effective, professional, and at the same time correct. Where our Iraqi counterparts have some complaint, they can take it up in a calmer and less unpleasant manner."

      " These reports do not contend that weapons of mass destruction remain in Iraq, but nor do they exclude that possibility. They point to a lack of evidence and inconsistencies which raise question marks which must be straightened out if weapons dossiers are to be closed and confidence is to arise. They deserve to be taken seriously by Iraq, rather than being brushed aside as evil machinations of UNSCOM.

      Regrettably, the 12,000-page declaration, most of which is a reprint of earlier documents, does not seem to contain any new evidence that will eliminate the questions or reduce their number."

      " I turn to biological weapons. I mention the issue of anthrax to the council on previous occasions, and I come back to it as it is an important one. Iraq has declared that it produced about 8,500 liters of this biological warfare agent, which it states it unilaterally destroyed in the summer of 1991.

      Iraq has provided little evidence for this production and no convincing evidence for its destruction. "

    26. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by quax · · Score: 1

      Thank you for this link. That was truely informative. Of course you can read it more than one way. After all Blix also said:

      "While the inspection is not built on the premise of confidence, but may lead to confidence if it is successful, there must nevertheless be a measure of mutual confidence from the very beginning in running the operation of inspection. Iraq has, on the whole, cooperated rather well so far with UNMOVIC in this field.

      The most important point to make is that access has been provided to all sites we have wanted to inspect. And with one exception, it has been [without] problems. We have further had a great help in building up the infrastructure of our office in Baghdad and the field office in Mosul. Arrangements and services for our plane and our helicopters have been good.

      "The environment has been workable. Our inspections have included universities, military bases, presidential sites and private residences. Inspections have also taken place on Fridays, the Muslim day of rest, on Christmas Day and New Year's Day. These inspections have been conducted in the same manner as all other inspections. We seek to be both effective and correct."

      There is no doubt that this level of cooperation stems solely from the military pressure on Iraq and I very much welcome this pressure. Yet, reading this transcript just reaffirms my earlier assumption that half a year more patience could truely help the cause.

    27. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree about your opinion of Americans though...Americans don't like the idea that their tax money goes to support other Americans? They certainly do like to help one another...they don't like deadweight though. There is a certain part of society that won't even help itself even if it's capable.

      Even beyond that - Americans end up helping a great deal more than just Americans. It really bothers me about the Korean situation right now...why is North Korea rattling the nuclear sabre at America? If the EU is doing well, and the Euro is healthy, then why not go an shake down Europe? Europe does not want North Korea in possesion of nuclear weapons either, I would imagine. America is not unique in having terrorist problems...it's just the most prominent target for the moment. Why does America have to keep giving them oil and food en masse to appease them...they hate us anyways. I say go shake down Europe to get what they want.

      As far as having a diverse ethnic mix and creating solidarity, the American liberals are more responsible for that than the conservatives they love to put down. Jesse Jackson, for example, is one of the most racist people I have ever seen - and he plays the race card every chance he gets. The liberal solution of Affirmative action basically gives to one group of people at the expense of another...when you do that you will get resentment...and it pretty much creates a situation that feeds on itself.

      With all of that said, I wish Europe and the United States could just both acknowledge that there is more than one way to run a country, and what is right for one, is not right for the other. Societies differ in alot of ways, and even things like geography place a big role in what works. I disagree with a government that is heavily social for America, but if it works in Europe, good for Europe. Right now it does not seem to work very well in all things though. (Though there are exceptions.) Canada is the closest example we have in the states...where many of their good doctors come to the U.S. because the money is much better than what they can ever hope to get in their social system. (And that is even with their military which has been castrated down to a smaller size that New York City's police department, although they certainly have some good people.) I don't think England has had a rousing success with their social healthcare either.

    28. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by quax · · Score: 1

      Didn't mean to misrepresent the American people in my earlier posting. I have very strong sympathies for Americans, who I think are indeed (exceptions on individual basis non-withstanding) an extraordinarily friendly and supportive people.

      Yet, this does not necessarily translate to foreign politics mirroring these characteristics. The only explanation that I have for this is that there is a break-down of the democratic feedback loop when it comes to foreign policy.

      I think that since WWII the quality of American foreign policies decreased at an alarming rate. From my point of view there is one major culprit: The quality of American media. If you compare it to the Pre-WWII and WWII times it is now at the utmost low. American journalism used to be a beacon for the free world. Nowadays it'll doesn't even qualify as joke because it's just too sad an affair.

      I find it interesting that if you conduct studies in Muslim countries even there a large majority of people draw a clear distinction between Americans and the politics of the US (this finding is quite astounding given that they are certainly exposed to an extreme media bias). It goes without saying that this distinction does not carry over to extremist fringes. But even Osama himself apparently felt the need to justify the attacks on civilians in saying that the US taxpayer's dollars go into the funding of Israel and military oppression.

      It is indeed telling that North Korea does not seemed to be bothered in the least that the EU stopped funding a substantial relief program after they announced to reinitiate the work on their nuclear facilities. In this case the reason is quite simple: North Korea was included in "the axis of evil" next to Iraq. The US did not sign a treaty that guarantees that North Korea won't be attacked. The US military is the only military force in this region that North Korea has to be afraid of. Iraq will be attacked. They are very afraid now. Being paranoid and afraid is the hallmark of this regime. But every psychologist will tell you that a paranoia follows a certain logic. If Bush did not include them in his "axis of evil" speech the world would be a safer place now. Politicians have to watch their words carefully. It looks to me as this is a completely alien concept to the people that make up the current US administration.

      To wrap this up I am totally with you: "There is more than one way to run a country, and what is right for one, is not right for the other." Funny thing is (I do not make this up) that I just read somebody saying the very same thing in an interview. A Muslim fundamentalist who currently seeks political asylum in Norway. He is on the US terrorist suspect list, but he made a very plausible case that he doesn't care how people live in the US or Europe but that he wants to see a Muslim fundamentalist regime in power in his own country.

      P.S.: Skipped the health care bit, because this comment has to come to an end eventually. Just one tidbit: I have a private health insurance at a reasonable cost. Me and my wife plan to return to the states and I would like to keep it (the rational is: Since my parents and my sister a doctors I'd rather seek medical treatment back home in case some serious ill befalls me). What really upsets me is that I could go anywhere but the states without having to pay more. In the states I will have to pay a significant higher amount to keep my insurance than in any other country in the world. The costs for medical treatments in the US are just so much higher than anywhere else. Can't tell you how much that annoys me.

      P.P.S.: Won't be going into the American race issue, although I think you should keep in mind that many things that people love about America outside America (especially music) wouldn't be there without African Americans. A colleague told me once that he can't stand the stuffy British English accent, he thought American pronunciation sounds so much better, but only the African American pronunciation he believed to be truly cool. Does affirmative action work and is it justified? I have no clue. What I know, and there I think we are in perfect agreement, is that racism breeds racism and as such the racism of African Americans towards "Caucasians" is reactionary in every sense of the word.

    29. Re:... preemptively shut down the US ... by zzub · · Score: 1

      That would remove all doubt, wouldn't it. But I guess we'll never see that.

      No probabily not, cuz the French and Germans have the recipts! ;-)

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      -=-
  55. US thinks technology = strategy by Gallowglass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me, or does anyone else see a pattern in US strategic thinking along the lines of "We have bigger and better technology/supply lines/bombs, and that will make final victory inevitable." I don't intend to argue that logistics are not an essential part of military planning, nor that technological advantages don't give an edge. But there seems to be a wide spread feeling in the US government that because they are the biggest guy on the block, they will inevitably win.

    With the greatest respect, cod's wallop!

    The American high command seems to be infected with this attitude as well. It seems to me that much (if not most or all) of the talk from the US about how the US will win is posited on the massive technological/logistical superiority of America. But far more important is strategy and tactics. (See Wellington's Peninsular campaign to see an example of how superior strategy and tactics can defeat a much larger army.)

    There is some evidence that much of the US military is still unwilling to be flexible in its tactical/strategic thinking. See this article in The Guardian for a insightful analysis of a recent, huge US military exercis - in which the American side *lost* and the "Red" (read Iraqi) side won.

    I'm a Canadian and the reek of hubris from across the 49th parallel is stunning!

    1. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 1

      I'm a Canadian and the reek of hubris from across the 49th parallel is stunning!
      I guess, but I figured you people couldn't smell any of it from blocking all of our media at the border.

      --
      Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    2. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by sean.peters · · Score: 1
      There is some evidence that much of the US military is still unwilling to be flexible in its tactical/strategic thinking.

      The US may in fact be suffering from a degree of inflexibility in its tactical thinking... but you can bet that this is more than made up for by a much greater lack of flexibility on the part of Iraq. They follow the old Soviet model of extremely centralized command, and initiative is not a very valued quality there. Once their comm links go out (which will surely happen more or less immediately once the war starts), they'll be pretty much immobilized.

      Whether we should be going to war with Iraq is debatable. But the outcome of such a war, if it does come to pass, is not in doubt.

      Sean

    3. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by Des+Herriott · · Score: 1
      But the outcome of such a war, if it does come to pass, is not in doubt.

      That the US military can beat the Iraqi military is not really in doubt (although that article was an interesting read).

      That the US can successfully occupy and/or rebuild Iraq while maintaining the goodwill of the rest of the Middle East is entirely another matter. The ultimate outcome of such a war is very much in doubt, but a large increase in terrorist activity following the polarisation of opinion across the Arab world is one plausible outcome. Further bloodshed is almost certain if the US attempts to commandeer any of Iraq's oil production.

    4. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by Gallowglass · · Score: 1

      blocking all of our media at the border

      ????????

      Beg pardon? What are you talking about?? Last time I looked at the newstand (this morning) there were American magazines all over the place. And the last time I surfed the TV channels, there was ABC, CNN, CBS, etc. etc.

      And where do you get your drugs?

    5. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by billburroughs · · Score: 1

      Trying to prove a point. If you don't like everything we have, stop fucking watching all of our TV and crossing the border EVERY chance you get because everything is too expensive over there. Watch some of that good ole' Canadian TV.

      --
      - The word is a virus.
    7. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It seems to me that much (if not most or all)
      > of the talk from the US about how the US will
      > win is posited on the massive
      > technological/logistical superiority of
      > America. But far more important is strategy and
      > tactics.

      Bullshit.
      As anyone who has at least miniscule amount of knowledge in the things military can tell you, it's backwards. I believe the exact quote is attributed to Napoleon: "Amateurs study tactics; professionals study logistics". Go read Sun tzu sometimes...

    8. Re:US thinks technology = strategy by Gallowglass · · Score: 1

      From reference.com

      codswallop Audio pronunciation of codswallop ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kdzwlp)
      n. Chiefly British Slang

      Nonsense; rubbish.

      Umm . . . Yeah, that's what I meant.

  56. The sad thing... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1, Funny
    pubjames said:
    We could use our prowess in genetical engineering and nanu-technology to genetically infect Saddam with a deadly Inter-net virus!
    Emphasis mine. The sad thing is...that probably wasn't a typo at all, was it?. ;)
    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
    1. Re:The sad thing... by pubjames · · Score: 1, Funny

      pubjames said:

      We could use our prowess in genetical engineering and nanu-technology to genetically infect Saddam with a deadly Inter-net virus!

      Emphasis mine. The sad thing is...that probably wasn't a typo at all, was it?. ;)


      No, it wasn't a typo. I was thinking that Bush was probably a great fan of "Mork and Mindy", and he might think nano-technology is in some way related. "Nanu-nanu".

  57. Now remember who's writing this... by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Insightful
    With Bush and co writing it, it will probably work a lot like this:

    1. We (the Bush administration) can do anything we want to anyone else.
    2. Noone can not do anything at all to us (the Bush administration).
    3. Americans, including American companies, can do anything they want to any foreign country, company or person.
    4. No foreign country, company or person can do anything to any american person or company.

    There, that sounds about right.

    --
    There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
    1. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      YUO AER TEH FUKEN BOMB.

      man i loev reeding palitical nanalysus liek thsi,., YA D000D! BSuH si scarey becase he take all our sival LBIERTY's away. i cnat evan critasiez teh govarmant anymoare....

    2. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IPFreely wrote:

      > With Bush and co writing it, it will probably work a lot like this:
      >
      > 1. We (the Bush administration) can do anything we want to anyone else.
      > 2. Noone can not do anything at all to us (the Bush administration).
      > 3. Americans, including American companies, can do anything they want to any foreign country, company or person.
      > 4. No foreign country, company or person can do anything to any american person or company.

      Sadly, we are America, land of the free and home of the brave, no longer.

      Now, we are Rolithica, land of the corrupt and home of the greedy. We are the world's greatest superpower, and none can defeat our nuclear might.

      No, there is one power greater: Great Mothra, the invincible Goddess of Peace! Our greatest weapons are like the bite of a mosquito to her. She is coming to rescue her fairies: Ladies Liberty and Justice.

      "The path of peace is yours to discover for eternity."
      Japanese version of "Mothra" (1961)

    3. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by J0ey4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know what is more disheartening, the fact that this was the best excuse for political debate you could come up with that or the fact that people are actually modding it up as "Insightful".

      Saddam is _not_ going to disarm peacefully. All the UN circus acts and smoke shows are not going to change that fact. We (US and the coalition of 20+ countries that support us) _are_ going to war. Irregardless of whether or not you and I agree over that course of action, you have to agree that _any_ nonviolent attacks (CYBER) that will shut down radar installtions and missile batteries, or otherwise protect our soldiers lives has merit.

      President Bush is being responsible in the fact that he recognizes that if we are to engage in a new form of warfare, we should first draw up the rules of engagement.

      I never cease to be amazed at the overwhelmingly liberal bias on this website. Especially considering all the great things for technology like the DMCA that President Clinton did for us.

      I welcome intelligent, thought-out political debate, the freedom of speech to do that that is what make America great. People posting nonsensical, sophmorish rubbish like this and getting modded up as "Insightful" is what makes Slashdot so sad.

      sigh....now I will probably get modded as a troll or flamebait....guess that's life

    4. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by lostPackets · · Score: 1

      I was with you until you referred the the steaming pile of feces that is the DMCA as "a great thing for technology"

    5. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by eglamkowski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting to note that many of those 20+ countries supporting us are from eastern europe. Probably trying to score brownie points with the USA :-)

      But then, who really cares about French opposition? I mean, they didn't bother to go to the UN or the international community themselves before intervening in the Ivory Coast, they just unilateraly sent troops there to protect their interests. Nobody is criticizing the French over this, or pointing out the blatant hypocrisy of it vis-a-vis their opposition to US action in Iraq. "Do as I say, not as I do." Whatever.

      I'm quite divided on the Iraq war myself - on the one hand it does seem fairly obvious Bush is pushing it as a matter of family honor.

      But on the other hand, Hussein *HAS* been in violation of every single UN resolution against him for the past 12 years, and what good is the UN if it won't enforce its own resolutions? Bush is merely trying to make the UN actually relevent and is entirely within bounds to pursue the matter.

      Hmm....

      Anyways, I agree that since we are going to war at this point, we should do what we can to take out the enemy C3 infrastructure, and if we can do any amount of it by "hacking", so much the better.

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      Government IS the problem.
    6. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Amon+Re · · Score: 1

      I swear...if we have to into the fight ourselves, I hope Bush remembers all the countries unwilling to help once the US occupies Iraq and the oil fields.

    7. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by J0ey4 · · Score: 1

      lol...I was being sarcastic....next time I'll use the proper end tag

      believe me, I could not hate the DMCA more....

    8. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by azzy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anyone who cares about the UN (as we all should) should care about France.. they have a security council veto. Saddam Hussein isn't the only one in breach of UN resolutions. Israel is in breach of some.. with US support. Indeed USA have breached many resolutions themselves, eg illegal blockade of Cuba.

      All that aside.. I am still in favour of action against Iraq.. but if /you/ want to talk about 'hypocrisy' you ought not to be pointing the finger at France foremost.

    9. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > YUO AER TEH FUKEN BOMB.

      /me wipes coffee off the keyboard, still giggling.

      Oh, dear *God*, my kingdom for a mod point. :)

    10. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the US Judicial system's history of ignoring World Court rulings.

      --
      What's this Submit thingy do?
    11. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you sound gay.

    12. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by chad_r · · Score: 1

      WTF? How can there be a liberal bias in an equal access public forum? Are you suggesting CmdrTaco and Hemos are moderating down posts they deem too conservative?

      I would suggest being more secure in your beliefs, even if any particular one happens to be a minority opinion.

    13. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by fonetik · · Score: 1
      "Especially considering all the great things for technology like the DMCA that President Clinton did for us.

      Shit... If the DMCA was going through this administration, not only would it have passed, but it would have been changed to add more protection for Eli Lily or in this case maybe Haliburton, Exxon, Shell, or more likely, Enron. You can't possibly blame Clinton for the DMCA passing.

    14. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      I'm suprised they didn't just do some clandestine work behind closed doors, offering to pay some black hats to hack iraq, and blame it on them if necessary. I mean, that could've been what happened with code red.

      Does anyone remember when Saddam Hussain wanted to buy all those PS 2s but couldn't get them and had to settle for normal PSs? I wonder what became of them...?

      *saddam playing C&C red alert* "Yes! I build nuke now!"

      And he just dug himself into a deeper and deeper hole, as his entire palace(s) is probably bugged.

    15. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I have it figured, this is a typical responce by ultra right wingers when people don't agree with their facist ideas. They actually believe that because nobody steps up to say, "Your right by golly", that it is out of some conspiracy by the "liberal" X - X usually being the media but is replacable by just about anything else, no matter how "liberal" the establishment really is. Usually they don't even know what liberalism is.

      One of the most common arguments to attack Iraq is that he is a mad man that drops bombs on and tortures his own people. This is a liberal argument; the conservative ideal would actually want to hold up the status-quo and not attack Iraq over such a thing.

      But really, it is all a bunch of nonsensical rhetoric comming from a president who has been actively seeking war since the day he took office. Look back at the history of the current presidency and you will see that he has tried to go to war with various countries, and when the war has failed to start or ended he moves on to the next within days to weeks. Look back at his father's presidency to see why - war with Iraq was one of the selling points that got GBS his second appointment. That doesn't even touch on the subject of oil, and who benefits the most from taking Iraq over.

      And the Bush administration has yet to show any good evidence that Iraq is stockpiling these "weapons of mass destruction" (buzz word of the century).

      And if you ask me, the US is way more dangerous that Iraq. Here you have a country, run by a mad man willing to attack any country in the world regardless of international law, that has more "weapons of mass destruction" than any other country on the planet including chemical and biological weapons. Not only that, but this is the only country that has ever actually used nuclear weapons on a human populace, and the current administration has admited their willingness to use them again.

      And then there is Iraq, sitting in the corner, who may or may not have a few bad bombs, but wouldn't dare attack another country at this point.

      You could use the argument of harboring and aiding terrorists, but the US looses on that moral argument as well. No country does more to harbor and aid terrists and dictators than the US. We even have a training camp where we train dictatorships on methods of torture to extract information. We taught Osoma everything he knows about terrorist warfar. We support and have supplied arms to the Contras, who are well know for attacking and murdering civilian targets.

      The real reason why we want to attack Iraq is that he is not OUR dictator and he is not helping OUR terrorists, he has OUR oil, and its good PR for the president. Me myself, I don't think that is an appropriate reason to wake the war machine.

      NR

    16. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (+1, Made me pee my pants)

    17. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's great that this time around people enjoy being fucked up by their "elected" leader. Smiling fascism indeed. Enjoy it while it lasts - because by the time you realize something is not at all right you won't be able to speak up against it without being labeled a "terrorist" or "enemy combatant" and put away without trial.

    18. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Marx's+Ghost · · Score: 1

      And exactly what is your point about the DMCA? Are you suggesting that "liberal" Democrats were the only one supporting that, and that somehow CLinton rammed it through a Republican majority congress? Hmmmm...Boy, we know how those Republicans just caved whenever Clinton pushed something, right? And, you know how that guy just refused to use any force against Iraq during his administration, except for those bombs? What was he thinking?

      The clarity of your analysis is impressive. You know, we really do have to get our priorities straight--stop those damn liberals from passing laws restricting digital rights and let's go kill thousands of poor disenfranchised people conscripted into a tyrant's army. And you think people will mod you down?

    19. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear! Your post is in line with my thoughts on the issue. In fact, the connection you made between GWB and GHWB (i.e. that war is great way to boost your approval rating--at least for a while) is one of the few speculations on GW motivations I've heard that have been plausible. I mean the idea that someone would invade another country to "finish what daddy started" is totally absurd. George W. Bush is simple minded, but he isn't that simple minded; to suggest the former would dangerously underestimate him, causing us not to notice more realistic motivations. For example, one "added bonus" of a war in Iraq and the subsequent military occupation is the fact that we would need to rely on Saudi Arabia--a country which has been less and less compliant since 9/11--for a good foothold in the Arab Middle East.

      One question, though: What do you mean by GBS (George Bush Senior?) getting a second appointment? He was, thankfully, a one-term president ('88-'92).

    20. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      the big kids are whining about creeping fascism and engaging in Bush bashing. The adults are supporting the war and fighting like hell to keep civil liberties as intact as possible during this difficult time while ensuring that the govt. backs off when the war is over.

      Remember, the sooner we defeat these people, the sooner we can start working to undo any civil liberties restrictions that have creeped in as war measures.

    21. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for all of them but at least Romania and Bulgaria both lived a long time under Islamic rule. People there understand the reality of what will happen if they win. It isn't pretty. Think of it as a more violent version of Jim Crow with christians and jews as the oppressed blacks.

      Oh, everybody else just gets killed. Nice people, these islamic fundamentalists.

    22. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      General Assembly resolutions and Security Council resolutions are not, and have never been, the same. The Security Council has always had the ability to make its resolutions binding (as in the case of the Iraqi resolutions) the General Assembly never has had that power.

      All of the resolutions on Israel that people accuse it of defying have been General Assembly resolutions. Feel free to cite Security Council res numbers if I'm in error.

    23. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Israel is in breach of some.. with US support."

      Well: would be interesting if you could point out exactly which Security Council's resolutions Israel is breaching.

      Perhaps you are referring to the UN's (repeatedly) expressed opinion that the conflict in the Near East should be solved peacefully. This, however, are resolutions aimed towards both Palestinians and Israel alike.

    24. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by ETEQ · · Score: 1

      Funny, I remember that being the case during Vietnam, and that was such a wonderful war...

    25. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's interesting to note that many of those 20+ countries supporting us are from eastern europe. Probably trying to score brownie points with the USA :-)

      I just don't believe that there are more than 20 countries in east europe.

      But even if, even one of your great "new europe", western europe "supporters" (the USA need no support anymore, just a few other tounges to sound nicer) named Spain (which are responsible for that the German tank technology also went to american hands) wasn't able to free an small island occupied by 15 marrocan warriors...

      Germany will not vote "yes" (that doesn't mean, that they will say "no"). But Germany was and is your biggest carrier worldwide (if you like to, use buildings and military technology in the 20+ countries eastwarts). German troops are protecting your buildings here (which are doing industrial spionage). German Anti-ABC-Units are stationed in Kuwait. Germany will send "Red-Cross"-Units.

      And surely, we will help to clean up the mess afterwards again.

      Germany knows, what a war means.

      Again: Germany knows, what a war means.

      And to remember, AFAIK there is a treaty caused by reunification of the bad ugly Germany with special clauses according to the use of German troops. Maybe I'm wrong, but read those stuff before. This treaty is not old, just a decade, and one of those 2+4 where the USA.

      And your secretary of war with stupid arguments names us in the same line with Lybia?

      Did your government went crazy? Our parties here were not amused, even the opposition.

      Strange allies today... our former street fighting minister of foreign affairs is in line with the pope...

      > But on the other hand, Hussein *HAS* been in violation of every single UN resolution against him for the past 12 years, and what good is the UN if it won't enforce its own resolutions?

      What did Israel since 30 or so years? Conclusion?

      Democracy rules - 9/11 - Chile 1973

    26. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      The need for war with Iraq has been completely made up by the media. I'm a realist and understand that war will happen regadless of UN and world opinion. I know in the US 2/3 of the population support tyhe war effort, but in the UK the majority is clearly against it and Blair is still ignoring it. As far as
      braking of UN resolutions is concerned its the sheer hipocrasy that upsets me. Israel has broken dozens of UN resoltuins, developed WMD and attacked other countries in the region. When are we going to war against it? Us doesnt need democarcy or human rights abroad. all it needs is a loyl government that will supply iys with oil. What as sad world we are living in

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      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
    27. Re:Now remember who's writing this... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Gee, let me guess there are none because US has vetoed every one of them? How about Israel developing WMD. When is it disposing of its nukes again? Btw building permanent settlements on the occupied territory is also a violation of the international law...

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      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
  58. WOW (yawn) I'm SO impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So - in the future we'll think of military action in terms of a room full of sweaty, wildeyed men yanking their joy-sticks back and forth....

    Seriously, though - doesn't it occur to anybody that all this Iraq war talk is a bit hollow? I had a weapon of mass destruction: I once threw a stink bomb in a church during mass.

  59. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Which is why I find the suggestion that somehow discussing exploits on the internet weakens our ability to do that silly.

    It won't matter in the slightest. Any hacking attempts aren't going to be foiled because someone released a patch for apache.

  60. Discretion and proportionality by devilsadvoc · · Score: 1
    I thought that was the best point in the article. . . that these tactics shouldn't be treated with the flippant attitude that the "new economy" would bury the bricks-and-mortar retail sector.

    The discretion point is key both because you want to minimize non-military damage (hospitals etc) but also because of the covert possibilities of subtlety. Take down their entire network (even if it is tin cans, string and a goat) and they're sure to notice. Hack in and change the error message on their missile control launch system to "Launch successful" and it could go un-noticed until the whole war's over. (or for half an hour, whichever comes first)

  61. MRTG graphs! by MavEtJu · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The pending Iraqi war promises to deliver quite the display of modern, smart technology well beyond what we saw in '91." ... "the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure."

    Will give a great footage on CNN:
    As you see on this graph, this was the traffic to their webservers in the last month. Now check this peak when we started to probe it and after that the constant block of traffic towards it.
    And check the BGP statistics, since three days their routing-entries have disappeared!

    ps. http://www.mavetju.org/~edwin/bomb-iraq.html

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    bash$ :(){ :|:&};:
    1. Re:MRTG graphs! by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      "The pending Iraqi war promises to deliver quite the display of modern, smart technology well beyond what we saw in '91." ... "the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure."

      Will give a great footage on CNN


      I pictured three or four soldiers on high-backed leather office chairs with castors. And they're in the middle of a road, in Iraq, forming a road block.

      THAT would be a funny image.

      Michael

      --
      "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
  62. I 0wn3z yer C64 by TheVidiot · · Score: 1

    In other news, Salvation Army thrift shops were being swarmed by US Rangers seeking to flesh out their inventory of Commodore 64s.

    Said an unidentified Ranger at the scene, "One thing we learnt from Afghanistan and Jon Katz is that the C64 has mutated into a powerful web-connected device over the last 20 years. We need to prepare with our own arsenal of C64s."

    Could

    POKE 16434,255

    Bring down Sadam?

  63. well if you knew anything about this country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you would know that the citizens -aren't- happy with this war.
    Try not to make assumptions from across the pond.

    then the robotic nature of its citizens kowtowing to the propaganda machine being operated by King George Bush II definitely is

    1. Re:well if you knew anything about this country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you would know that the citizens -aren't- happy with this war.

      Umm, you probably shouldn't be making too many assumptions from your big urban perch on the East or West Coast, either.

      The national polls, and everyone I've talked to here in my neck of the woods, support the President and what he planning for Iraq.

      As for "Mr. across-the-pond:" Dude, Europe had its day. "Rule Britannia," "Vive la France," "All Roads Lead to Rome," etc. You were just born too late.

      It's Pax Americana now, son. Get on board, or hop off, but don't think you can stop it...

    2. Re:well if you knew anything about this country by torpor · · Score: 1
      The national polls, and everyone I've talked to here in my
      • neck
      of the woods, support the President and what he planning for Iraq.

      That'd be the red kind, right? Tell your cousin I said hi.

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    3. Re:well if you knew anything about this country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here! here! Couldn't agree with you more.

  64. Lots of id10t errors here by wiredog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The primary one being that cyberwar automatically equals, and is limited to, the internet. Many systems are networked, and/or acessible from outside, without being on the internet.

    1. Re:Lots of id10t errors here by Sneftel · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Did Matthew Broderick hack into military computers through the internet? I think not! All the U.S. government needs for a successful cyberassault is an acoustic coupler and a flair for tic-tac-toe.

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      The opinions stated herein do not necessarily represent those of anybody at all. Deal with it.
  65. All I have to wonder is... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 1

    If Iraq just runs those networks off of the common infrastructure (Ie. Not on the Internet as a whole). What the hell is the States going to do to hack it? They could use SocEng to get numbers and passwords, etc. But at that point they may as well use SocEng to acheive their objectives.

    I think some people think Hackers can do far more than they really can. They are just technically adept, and (sometimes) quality social engineers, nothing more. They can't change the laws of physics. If the network isn't connected to anything you can connect to (and if you owned an entire country that wouldn't be too hard to set up.), then you can do dick from the states to that infrastructure.

    If the network is wired up to the internet and these holes exist that could be taken advantage of, then the people setting up the network need to seriously consider wtf they are doing. You don't put primary infrastructure on the internet even with high security. You are just asking for trouble at that point.

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    ~ kjrose
    1. Re:All I have to wonder is... by Inda · · Score: 1

      I understand what you are saying but instead of special forces painting buildings with lasers for bomb targets they could just as easily plugin some wireless hardware...

      --
      This post contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanide.
  66. Photoshop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First step, Photoshop some photos for Colin Powell to present to the UN. Next, use movie editor to make smoke appear to come out the back of a fighter jet and distort a conversation so it appears to be an intercepted phone recording.

  67. Posting as AC since I'm in this line of work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you attend US military conferences, you know that they're quite proud of their CND (computer network defence) ability, but refuse to comment on their CNA (computer network attack) capability. That's partly because they had no RoE.

    In fact, some other industrialized nations are pushing for CNA to be considered a weapon of mass destruction, since the effects of most viruses and DDoSes can't be predicted until they're launched (your attack on a power plant takes out a hospital...and another...and another).

    As for Iraq's dependence on the 'net, don't think about SAM batteries with IP addresses. Think about Info Ops. Think Wag the Dog. Think about pro-Iraqi websites suddenly "reporting" US victories. Or US sites suddenly being "attacked", giving the FBI justification to round up those Iraqi-Americans on its watch list.

    Far-fetched? Right about the time that the latest Osama video was being "authenticated", a senior US officer was bragging to me about how advanced their video morphing technology was getting.

  68. Great idea... by Znork · · Score: 1

    ... and I bet that various hacker groups as well as terrorists will be queueing to apply for .iq domain names to set up honeypots. Maybe the US military will be able to suggest new ideas for holes, worms and viruses to exploit.

    Or maybe set up a neat firewall which port forwards electricity-grid.iq to powersupply.whitehouse.gov.

    Cyberwarfare is far too easy to turn the tables with.

  69. I feel bad correcting you but... by Senator_B · · Score: 1

    thats "1337 H4X0R F0RC3"

  70. BOT! by whiskey+riot · · Score: 1

    why doesn't the US just challenge countries to a CTF game in UT2003 - of course I heard Bush is a camper and cheny likes to call everyone a BOT! -JVM

    1. Re:BOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea, but they don't intend to fight man to man. Remember they refused a duel offered to them by the Iraqis, laughing it off.

      Cowards. They want you to die for them.

  71. Bad idea--remember Hiroshima? by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I hope this effort will focus on using known hacker techniques and avoid the temptation to start developing new and better ones.

    Let me remind you of the origins of the atom bomb, and of Einstein's later remark that he wished he had cut off the hand that signed a letter to Roosevelt endorsing it. The scientists who knocked themselves out to build it were working to stop Hitler, but once the knowledge was out there, it was beyond their control.

    • In fact, the bomb got dropped on cities full of Japanese civilians.
    • In fact, the knowledge those scientists worked to build up became the property of US government officials including (for instance) GW Bush.
    • In fact, the atom bomb techniques have since been stolen by many rogue nations.
    • In fact, the atom bomb techniques were the basis for the even more destructive H bomb.

    A government-sponsored development of hacking has enormously destructive potential for all of us who use the internet. Today Iraq is the target. Tomorrow, the target could be domestic dissent. Isn't Ann Coulter already calling the Democrats who didn't cheer Bush's SOU traitors?

    Bad, bad, bad idea

    --
    Making trouble today for a better tomorrow...
    1. Re:Bad idea--remember Hiroshima? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PLEASE mod this guy up to 5.. PLEASE!

      GWB wants to COMMIT GENOCIDE for OIL!

    2. Re:Bad idea--remember Hiroshima? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you have preferred? A land invasion of Honshu?

      Do you even know what happened on Saipan and Okinawa when we landed? Those were some of the bloodiest conflicts ever faced by American soldiers. Additionally, Japanese citizens committed mass suicide rather than be conquered.

      The bombing of Nagasaki was of questionable importance, but the bombing of Hiroshima was necessary to prevent a land invasion of the home islands, which would have been far more disasterous and deadly than the bombs.

      It always amuses me whenever I read these types of tirades. It is interesting because they show only how ignorant people are about civilian deaths during WWII. If their interest was really to prevent civilian deaths, they would be condemning the firebombing of Tokyo and Dresden more than Hiroshima. More civilians died in Tokyo than in either atomic bomb dropping. And unlike the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the bombing of Dresden had no strategic significance.

  72. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by Shimbo · · Score: 1

    historically, "our son of a bitch" governments have been common

    Iraq being a good example of this...

  73. Nice Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but a little too blatant...moderators need to read some of this guy's replies!

    Apparently the good drugs in are Germany. :)

  74. great by g4dget · · Score: 2, Funny

    US cyber-warfare units will attempt a DDoS attack on the Iraqi infrastructure through Iraq's remaining 56 kbaud AOL dialup connection. That will surely be successful.

  75. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

    That was, reportedly, reduced by allowing a contraban printer to "slip through" blockades on goods to Iraq. The printer had a virus that spread through the air defense network.

    This hoary April Fool's joke lurches into the sunlight again, thanks to GMontag. Go back to sleep, and shame on whoever moderated this up.

  76. Iraq "printer virus" is a hoax by Helevius · · Score: 1
    This is a hoax which has been repeated for years since its initial release:

    ---

    "The 1991 Infoworld April Fool's story written by reporter John Gantz about a National Security Agency-developed computer virus smuggled into Iraq from France hidden in a chip in a printer continues on with a life of its own a full eight years after its genesis. The joke piece about the virus that attacked the Iraqi air defense computer network during the Gulf War was given a shot in the arm late last year by James Adams' book on information warfare, "The Next World War." Adams had been hooked by the original April Fool, US News & World Report, which had passed on the hoax as fact in its book on the Gulf War, "Triumph Without Victory," in 1992.

    In the March 1999 issue of Popular Mechanics magazine, at the end of an article on "information warfare," science reporter Jim Wilson takes the sucker-bait: "In the days following the Gulf War, stories circulated that [information warfare] weapons had been unleashed on the Iraqi air defense system. According to these accounts, French printers exported to the Iraqi military were intercepted and equipped with special chips developed by the [National Security Agency]. On these chips were programs designed to infect and disrupt the communications systems that linked anti-aircraft missiles to radar installations."

    Popular Mechanics, a magazine seemingly aimed at a readership that gets an erection over stories about the amount and variety of bombs that can be dropped on foreigners by a B-52, can be found on almost any neighborhood newsstand.

    More good company: A few months ago ex-CIA chief William Webster and journalist Arnaud de Borchgrave were also gaffed by the Gulf War virus hoax in a Center for Strategic and International Studies report entitled "Cybercrime, Cyberterrorism, Cyberwarfare."

    Perhaps it is time for the publisher of Infoworld to consider charging for reuse of the magazine's April Fool's joke."

    ---

    Helevius

    1. Re:Iraq "printer virus" is a hoax by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Hey! Thanks!

      I always like to have the source of a hoax.

      Now I am laughing my butt off at how Ted Koppel was so serious about it when he was reporting it!

  77. International Cyberwarfare by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What are the cyber-warfare plans of OTHER countries? Is America in the lead on getting organized on this?

    I just happened to spend time last week at a talk given by an Army Intelligence officer (keep in mind that the Army does about the least amount of high-tech crap of any of the armed forces).

    Basically, there's only one country with major cyberwarfare plans, and it's China. China maintains a standing segment of its army trained specifically in cyberwarfare, and actively conducts research in it. We have far fewer resources in this than China does.

    1. Re:International Cyberwarfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have far fewer resources in this than China does.

      Nah!! We just know how to keep secrets better. Besides, ever heard of the Sandia Labs red team? And I am sure there are similar capabilities in the NSA. (If you are a brilliant mathematician, computer programming/hacking(both senses of the word) is as easy as breathing.)

    2. Re:International Cyberwarfare by Badgerman · · Score: 1

      I'd heard the same thing - that China's got an active cyberwarfare project.

      I'm not surprised by this - I can criticize the Chinese government until Hell freezes over, but they seem to know when to jump on something.

      Of course, as noted in other posts, this is only what WE hear. Who knows what else is going on - though all things considered, I wouldn't be surprised if Cyberwarfare work is overall far behind its potential.

      --
      "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  78. Slammer was a counterattack by Junis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Junis hammered it out on his Commodore 64 from the deserts of Afghanistan in retaliation to the U.S. presence there.

    It's ALL TRUE!

  79. Cyber warfare... by nmg196 · · Score: 1

    ... gives a whole new meaning to the term "Cluster Bomb".

    One link from slashdot and your cluster is totally wasted.

    1. Re:Cyber warfare... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      ... gives a whole new meaning to the term "Cluster Bomb".

      One link from slashdot and your cluster is totally wasted.

      And before you know it:

      Linux Box Installed In Warhead
      From the connected-to-a-teddy-bear-hub dept.
      GWBush writes: I found this really cool site the other day. Some guys have installed an old 486 running Linux in an empty WMD warhead.
  80. Look, dude by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    There's not a hell of a lot of support for a land Iraq war over here. More than anywhere else, but not a hell of a lot. UK citizens (not gov't) are against it, and just about everyone else is against it.

    It's more along the lines that we just don't *care* enough to run around lobbying to stop it. Lots of work, not much benefit. And Bush *really* likes waging war.

  81. H1Bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many terrorists have infiltrated the United States through the H1B program? Killing two birds with one stone.

    Crushing the economy: Americans spend money in their communities. H1Bs send their money back to Egypt.

    Opening the floodgates of terrorism: How many employees of your company are H1Bs? How can you be certain one of them might not be with Al-Queda?
    Probably sleeper cells around the country, waiting to be activated. In the meantime they still are able to accomplish low level terror by displacing AMerican workers. Habib can be satisfied knowing the American he displaced is undergoing a great deal of discomfort.

    Your chances of being a terrorist victim are greater if your community has a lot of H1B's.
    Think about it. Demand H1B's be removed from your community.

  82. Smart? by Orlando · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The pending Iraqi war promises to deliver quite the display of modern, smart technology well beyond what we saw in '91.

    Smart enough to know the difference between enemy soldiers and a wedding party?

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    1. Re:Smart? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Smart enough to know the difference between enemy soldiers and a wedding party

      Yep. At least if the enemy were willing to issue their soldiers IFF tags.

      The enemy often tries to make it DIFFICULT to target his military forces. So long as the enemy makes it difficult to target his forces you will sometimes not hit the correct target.

      It is not a question of whether you ever hit the wrong target, it is a question of whether you TRIED to hit the correct target and whether you were justified in trying to hit that target.

      When someone fires a weapon at you then that weapon is a legitimate target. If someone CHOOSES to place weapons in school yards or on top of hospitals is certainly "the Bad Guy" and they are resposible for the collateral damage what that weapon is destroyed.

      -

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  83. Disrupt infrastructure... by mary_will_grow · · Score: 0

    Boy that shouldnt have *any* effect on innocent civilians..

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    Why stick up for big business?
  84. President's Denial of Serviv by hughk · · Score: 1
    A denial of service attack ocurrs when a system becomes overloaded with useless traffic. A little like the Shrub in the Whitehouse, coming up with hopeless ideas to prevent anything usefule

    First, the Internet infrastructure in Iraq will be minimal and the government will not trust it enough. Individuals in such a STalinist society are continully looking over their shoulders, anything written down can and will be held against them. If it is written down it must be on physical paper, stamped and then signed. This is not Western Europe.

    Second, one of the few outside sources of information is the Internet along with Satellite TV.

    Lastly, the regime usually can switch off all international access very quickly. Do they really want to encourage this if this is where the potential revolutionaries are getting information.

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    See my journal, I write things there
  85. The Govt could lose their internet connection by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    If they start DOSing people, that is probably a violation of their AUP. Someone should warn them that the telcos will shut off their connections!

    --
    A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
  86. Are You out of your mind? by no-body · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Do I see right?

    The pending Iraqi war promises to deliver...quite a display

    It seem to have escaped you that there are humans getting killed by this "firework". They have family, brothers, sisters, friends. Ever wondered, how one becomes a terrorist?

    "It's really not a number I'm terribly interested in." --General Colin Powell [When asked about the number of Iraqi people who were slaughtered by Americans in the 1991 "Desert Storm" terror campaign (200,000 people!)]

    1. Re:Are You out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It seem to have escaped you that there are humans getting killed by this "firework". They have family, brothers, sisters, friends. Ever wondered, how one becomes a terrorist?

      WTC and Pentagon victims of September 11, 2001.

      That's all that needs to be said, really.

    2. Re:Are You out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So justice means

      3000 == 200,000 ???

      eye for an eye, eh?

    3. Re:Are You out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7 000 000 of German people who were slaughtered by Americans, Russians and Brititish in the 1939-45 "World War 2" terror campaign.

      Compared to Bush and others, Truman, Churchil and other politicians from 50 years ago were truly blood-thristy killers.
      Shame, shame and once again shame on them for killing all these Germans.

      Sieg Heil !

    4. Re:Are You out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And exactly what the fuck has that got to do with murdering innocent Iraqis?

    5. Re:Are You out of your mind? by geekee · · Score: 1

      "1991 "Desert Storm" terror campaign "

      Most people in Kuwait do not consider the Gulf War a "terror campaign". People must take responsibility for the actions of their govt. If Hussein decides to invade a country, his people must accept the consequences of his actions, particularly when he hides military targets near civilian targets, making his subjects human shields (interesting how those radar dishes never end up near his palaces, only on top of hospitals). Saying bombing Baghdad was a terrorist act is like saying bombing Berlin was a terrorist act in the 1940s. Or it's like saying police opening fire on bank robbers holding hostages is a terrorist act. There is a difference between a terrorist and someone defending the freedom of a soveriegn nation.

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      Vote for Pedro
    6. Re:Are You out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. You don't fuck with the most powerful nation on earth.

    7. Re:Are You out of your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you liberals are often fond of saying about the US, the Iraqis "have it coming".

  87. Theorizing - an age of automated warfare by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    Interesting thought here - how much cyberwarfare will end up automated? Will people develop automated defenses to "hack back", considering how fast virii and attacks can spread?

    Now imagine one attack triggering off retaliation, that in turn triggers off others, then others . . .

    Forget Slammer's 15 minutes of fame. We can have a cyberwar in 15 minutes!

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  88. Exactly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he is doing is institutionalizing the need to put in backdoors to popular software (don't think opensource is immune--when was the last time you inspected every line of code of every library of every piece of software on every box you use).

    The ability to spy and to knock out any box is now a matter of "national security."

    Wake up sheeple!

  89. Good for opensource by Tyreth · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For other countries who fear a US attack, this could be a great reason for them to pursue open source software. There is more chance of them identifying flaws so long as they keep their machines up to date.

    They can fix problems quickly. They will not rely on the software of the country attacking them.

    1. Re:Good for opensource by geekee · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Open source gives the enemy govt. complete access to your source code, making it much easier to find and exploit weaknesses in your security.

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      Vote for Pedro
    2. Re:Good for opensource by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      Think about this from an Iraqi perspective. They could use Windows - and risk the US government asking/paying Microsoft for security holes that only they (Microsoft) know about. Then be unable to patch it when the US exploits the weakness against them.

      Or they could use opensource and when a flaw is exploited fix it themselves - without relying on the software of their enemy.

      I didn't say this was good for the US - but not everyone thinks the USA is all that great. Anything that balances world power is a good thing to me.

  90. TLD by craw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm going after the admin of the Iraq (.iq) TLD!. No, wait.

  91. chAir Force by jascat · · Score: 1
    "...the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure."

    Finally, a reason to be proud of being in the chAir Force!!!

  92. Air Force by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

    Good old Chair Born Rangers!

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    hmm... for fun I enjoy launching DDoS attacks against 127.87.42.5
  93. The /. effect by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


    So, what they really are going to do is post a news story with as links www.government.iq and www.army.iq and let the /. effect render their servers useless for another day or two ...

    --
    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  94. Goodness, and I thought my post wasn't a troll... by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 1
    My point has nothing to do with your long-winded post.

    My point was that the scientists who worked on the bomb imagined it would be used against Hitler--they were wrong. They had no control over where their "baby" was used.

    It always amuses me whenever I read these types of tirades.
    Your sense of superiority must indeed be a constant source of fun to you and to all those around you.

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    Making trouble today for a better tomorrow...
  95. Butch Cassidy ... by slowtech · · Score: 1

    "Rules ?!? In a knife fight ?!?"

    --
    "Well it's not Victory - but then it's not Death either."
  96. I'm quite divided on the Iraq war myself by dpilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Me too, and for pretty much the same points as you, though I'll put a lot of other similar motivations in on the Bush side.

    As for Hussein, IMHO he's a thug - a fairly bright thug, but still a thug. He's nowhere near a Hitler-Class Evil Genius.

    Also IMHO, we now have a case of two wrongs, and it's almost impossible to figure out how to do the right thing. It's entirely possible that war with Iraq is necessary, but there has been so doggone much smoke cast about by now that it's impossible to see clearly. The pro-war camp may well be right, but I suspect for the wrong reasons. The anti-war camp probably has the right reasons, but I suspect that they're probably wrong.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  97. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What do you think the odds are that we can even get some sort of stable democracy going

    Historically speaking, nil. The USA has overthrown more democracies and installed dictators more times that it has the other way around.

    Of course, you can't let facts get in the way of your "good guys" delusion...

  98. How do the certs map to elite forces? by ubiquitin · · Score: 5, Funny


    HTML "programmers": enlisted privates
    RedHat certified: USArmy officer
    ten years Unix sysadmin: noncommissioned sargeant
    open source project leads: USArmy captain through colonel
    Linux kernel maintainers: USArmy four star general
    Cisco cert: USMC
    FreeBSD sysadmins: Delta Force
    OpenBSD sysadmins: Airborne Rangers
    Oracle DBA's: Navy captains
    MCSE: cannon fodder
    MCSE who didn't patch SQLServer: dishonorable discharge

    Hell, if I get to spend time on the firing range with some MCSE's, sign me up. See real USArmy rank hierarchy here.

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    http://tinyurl.com/4ny52
    1. Re:How do the certs map to elite forces? by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

      Perl programmer: demolitions expert
      Ada programmer: staff sergeant
      Lisp programmer: Military Intelligence
      Visual basic programmer: KP duty

    2. Re:How do the certs map to elite forces? by ubiquitin · · Score: 1

      PHP app developer: air force fighter pilot
      Java app developer: submarine captain
      shell scripter: special ops
      MacOSX user: just drafted, still in boot camp

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      http://tinyurl.com/4ny52
  99. Let's hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The aliens'^H^H^H^H^H^H iraqis' computers are Mac compatible.

  100. Can we trust our own government? by Hypharse · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I am not a big fan of the republican government we have. Everyone knows about that "Home Security Bill" they passed that contained privacy intrusions that would never have passed on their own. How are we to know that this is not just another excuse to give the government power to invade our privacy even more?

    Bush seems to have an "at all costs" attitude which even includes freedom.

  101. Politicians... by EdMcMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    telnet power.grid
    #> disable power.output !hospitals

    telnet radar
    #> redirect to root@army.mil

    telnet allbiologicalweapons
    #> detonate

    I'm sure these things will just be conventiently plugged in to the internet.

  102. Yep - wrong investment by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    I agree. If you wish to make a more general increase in national security, you probably want to put a lot of effort into processing and distributing intelligence information properly. Weren't the findings about the 911 intelligence surprise that the signals picked up by the intelligence services were so strong that they could have / should have investigated further?

    Then again, by developing a "cyber warfare" program, you also hopefully gain important insight into how to protect yourself. There might be a nice trickle-down effect of gained insights that can help the rest of us make better security policies. I wouldn't say the resources totally wasted, but possibly suboptimal in terms of return of investment.

    --

    Stop the brainwash

    1. Re:Yep - wrong investment by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I still find myself unable to believe that this (ignoring 9/11 before the event) was accidental.

      Yes, there is an information overload. But not that severe. And in any case the reaction was to increase the amount of monitoring, so those in power clearly don't believe that an overload caused the problem. They turned down warnings not only from Europe, but even from within their own agencies. If this wasn't intentional, then they appear so incompetent that they should all be fired for that reason. And yet the news was hardly on the air before the plans for the reaction were placed in a bill before congress. So somebody was prepared ahead of time.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  103. Ooohhh... by micq · · Score: 1

    Hit em with all we've got... these fat pipes we have... then they unplug their internet connection...

    In the real world, this would be the equivelant of all their troops, tanks, and missles just 'disappearing' off the face of the earth...

    Doesn't sound all that great to me...

  104. This is a job for Harry by Cappy+Red · · Score: 0

    Harry the Handsome Executive, soldier for hire.

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    This is my sig. It's prescription, I swear. I need it for reading things... on the other side of things
  105. infraestruture by protomala · · Score: 1

    >disrupt Iraqi infrastructure you know, no army surrenders or have much problems because of this kind of thing. Mostly this only is bad for civilians. Remember what happened on England or Leningrad in 2nd war, they resisted bravely anyway. So, O mostly don't see any sense in doing this. Well, I don't see any sense in the war anyway, maybe besides lowering oil prices.

  106. I'll bite. by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I wasn't talking about war, the democrats, the DMCA, Iraq or any of that other stuff. But since YOU brought it up....

    Saddam is _not_ going to disarm peacefully.

    Agreed. That's not my question. My question is: So what? Why is this a reason to start a war?
    Some claim that if an "appropriate authority" have made a "solid legal demand" for information and action, and that demand is ignored or rebuffed, then it is an appropriate excuse to "immediately remove by force" the person who failed to obey orders (with "UN", "Disarm Iraq" and "War" being the three example fillers). I happen to believe that there should be some more levels of negotiation in between failure to comply and ALL OUT WAR. However, if you like that attitude, how about if we reword that with "appropriate authority" being "US Congress" and "solid legal demand" being a request for VP DC to turn over information about his energy policy meetings, and HE OUTRIGHT REFUSED! Is that a sufficient reason to "immediately remove by force" Mr. DC? Apparently not. Hypocracy is so ugly.

    Bush talks like Iraq is ready to jump out and take over the world unless we stop him. Go look at what really happened. Iraq attacked in 1990. UN responded. Iraq Defeated. Iraq withdraws. Iraq hasn't peeped outside their borders since 1991. CIA rates Iraq as non-threat unless attacked first. So what does Bush do? He makes a lot of noise. He claims Iraq is about to attack everyone. He says he's going to attack them first. He CREATES the threat situation where there was none before. Sure, Iraq wasn't disarming, but they weren't trying to start a war either. Of all the tin-pot dictators in the world, Saddam knows from personal experience exactly what will happen to him if he does. He may be a mad man, but he isn't stupid. He wants weapons to maintain power inside Iraq, not outside.

    Now because of Bush's "Heroic, No non-since, Take control, Total domination threats", we have North Korea, a REAL international threat, breathing down our necks. What is "our hero" George doing about them? NOTHING! I guess he wanted an easy target for his "Pet Project" war, not a "real enemy" that he might actually have to negotiate with. You can't look all powerfull and right if you have to negotiate. Bad for the "Hero" image.

    I can't say what the appropriate action is from now forward. Maybe war is the only out. Bush is claiming he can't back down now. It would look weak. But I think it was REALLY BAD to intentionally put us into this situation in the first place. WAR KILLS PEOPLE. The best way to save American lives is NOT TO GO TO WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE. Why was Bush so desperate to start one where it wasn't necessary? Obviously not to save lives. Probably it was to distract us from all the bad economic news, or maybe to avenge Daddy's image. Great idea. Economy in a slump, severe deficit. So lets make it worse by inventing an expensive war, runnin up the deficit even more and strangling the economy to death.

    Forking Stupid Arrogant Idiot.

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    1. Re:I'll bite. by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      Wow, quite a rant. It sounds good, it really does. Here's the little issue you somehow missed:

      IRAQ supports terrorists and is trying to build nukes

      Do you understand that? Do you think that if Iraq had nuclear weapons they would keep them from al Qaeda? If Al Qaeda had one do you think they would hesitate to use it? They tried to buy one from the Russians. Remember that?

      Hussien has shown a remarkable lack of restraint as to what weapons and tactics he will use, as have terrorists. Remember a little incedent about a year and a half ago? Around September 11th?

      THAT'S why he's doing this, genius. I would think it would be obvious.

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    2. Re:I'll bite. by J0ey4 · · Score: 1

      Excellent. This is much more to my liking. I will attempt to address your points one-by-one. I think that we will just have to agree to disagree, but I do appreciate your perspective on the matter.

      1."I happen to believe that there should be some more levels of negotiation in between failure to comply and ALL OUT WAR."

      I couldn't agree more. But this charade has been going on for 12 YEARS. Saddam has continued his WMD program in blatant defiance of UN sanctions even going so far as to oust the inspectors completely in 1998. It took nothing short of the threat of all-out war for him to even let the inspectors back in, and we now know that even that gesture was just for show. Negotiation requires some measure of willingness on both sides of the table, and there is none on Saddam's. He will string this along for as long as possible.

      2."how about if we reword that with "appropriate authority" being "US Congress" and "solid legal demand" being a request for VP DC to turn over information about his energy policy meetings, and HE OUTRIGHT REFUSED!"

      I don't know how you can even attempt to make this comparison, and I am recluctant to appear as if I am justifying it, but here goes: There was absolutely _zero_ legal precedence for the disclosure demands that Congress attempted to place on Dick Cheney. Don't you think if there was a shred of law to back them up they would have used it and Cheney would have been forced to comply? It was a majority Democrat Senate and they had the power to pursure legal sanctions. It is exactly similar to right now as they are demanding with _zero_ legal authority that classified solicitor general internal memos be turned over in the Estrada appointment hearing. Congress has no right to make those demands.The laws of checks and balances apply to them as well.

      3."He wants weapons to maintain power inside Iraq, not outside."

      If you truly believe this you are at best naive and at worst willfully ignorant. Iraq is a police state. Saddam rules with an iron fist and subjects his people to horrible atrocities against human rights. Do you TRULY believe that Saddam needs nuclear weapons, smallpox, and VX nerve gas to keep the Iraqi people in check?! The Iraqi people are kept in line through fear of brutal torture and death from police and soldiers who use conventional guns and tanks. I am afraid that WMD are intended for much more sinister means then merely maintaining the status quo.

      4."Now because of Bush's "Heroic, No non-since, Take control, Total domination threats", we have North Korea, a REAL international threat, breathing down our necks. What is "our hero" George doing about them? NOTHING! I guess he wanted an easy target for his "Pet Project" war, not a "real enemy" that he might actually have to negotiate with."

      Reality check. North Korea surreptiously restarted its WMD program after signing a treaty agreeing not too. This happened _years_ before George W. even ran for office.Once they successfully created a nuclear weapon....they announced it to the world. NONE of that is because of anything GW said or did. This was put into motion before he took office. North Korea _is_ doing this now because we are occupied with Iraq, but only because they are attempting to optimize their leverage for gaining economic aid.
      North Korea is a shining example of why we CANT afford to let Saddam gain WMD. Once Saddam gets nukes you can bet that the same thing that is happening with NK will happen with him. Are they an easy target?...you are damn right they are, and we want to ensure that this is taken care before they aren't.

      5."The best way to save American lives is NOT TO GO TO WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE. Why was Bush so desperate to start one where it wasn't necessary? Obviously not to save lives."

      If we don't follow through our current course a small nuke goes off in Manhattan, or x00,000 people die of a smallpox outbreak in Chicago, because Saddam was allowed to build these WMD and give them to terrorists, I wonder if you will continue to hold this view? Will stopping Saddam stop terrorists or their quest for WMD? No way. Will it cut off a major avenue where they could approriate these weapons from?..Yes. Developing truly horrific large scale WMD requires significant mechanical infrastructure and funding. The only places that these are available are in countries that support terrorism and WMD research The writing is on the wall. Saddam and Al Qaeda are setting aside their differences to focus on a common enemy...America.

      6."Economy in a slump, severe deficit. So lets make it worse by inventing an expensive war, runnin up the deficit even more and strangling the economy to death."

      Personally I am predicting resounding success in Iraq and a strong economic recovery. Time will tell if the economy rebounds. But you should feel good about that, because if the economy is still bad in 2004 Bush will lose the election irregardless of foreign policy success, and I am sure that will please you:-)

      I wish you good day.

    3. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRAQ supports terrorists and is trying to build nukes

      Where did you hear that? Have you seen this "secret evidence" that the Bush administration keeps referring to? I haven't seen any convincing evidence that President Hussein has anything to do with Al Quaeda. It may actually exist but I guess I don't have the security clearance or something.

    4. Re:I'll bite. by J0ey4 · · Score: 1

      Compelling evidence was presented at the UN on Wed. Did Colin Powell neatly lineup the names of all the sources and disclose all means of electronic surveillance so Saddam could clean up(kill) all the leaks? No. Can we (Americans at least) believe what he said? Yes.

      You either don't believe the US or you don't believe Saddam. You can't have it both ways.

    5. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to turn off Fox News and take some thorazine. There still isn't a proven link between Saddam's regime and Osama bin laden's terrorist network. Besides, saddam hussein(despite any of his lip-service to the contrary) is a secular ruler, not really in keeping with Al-Qeada's dreams of a koran for every motel room. As for nuclear weapons... I haven't heard anything about that, just a bunch of empty chemical shell casings. Maybe the UN needs to inspect us.

    6. Re:I'll bite. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      You either don't believe the US or you don't believe Saddam. You can't have it both ways.

      You mean I have to believe that one or the other is telling the truth? What if they're both liars?

    7. Re:I'll bite. by J0ey4 · · Score: 1

      They are making opposing claims. When two people take complete opposite sides of a story:

      Saddam: I am NOT supporting terrorism
      USA: Saddam IS supporting terrorism

      One of them is lying. Who you believe is up to you.

    8. Re:I'll bite. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, "supporting terrorism." On that question the U.S. is lying. They have shown no evidence.

      What they have shown is that he has some chemical or biological agents (although far less than he had in 1991-1998). That is not the same thing as "supporting terrorism", which is rhetorical nonsense.

      We, on the other hand, have so many chemical and biological agents ourselves that we can't even keep them from getting into the mail.

    9. Re:I'll bite. by workindev · · Score: 1

      I happen to believe that there should be some more levels of negotiation in between failure to comply and ALL OUT WAR.

      What the hell have we been doing for the past 12 years? When military action with Iraq started being discussed last summer, you liberals were complaining about the same thing. Guess what? Its 8 months later, and we are still negotiating, and we have not yet gone to war. In fact, all of this sabre rattling that Bush has done in the last 8 months has done a great deal to avoid war. We have gone from Saddam quietly developing weapons to destroy us, to full UN resolutions, weapons inspectors, and a coalition in only 8 monhts, without a shot being fired. The Saudis are even talking about eliminating Saddam because they do not want a war to destabalize the region.

      Bush ... CREATES the threat situation where there was none before

      How does that work? Is developing weapons of mass destruction and promising to use them against us not enough to create a "threat situation"? Do you want to wait around until he actually uses them against us? Would that be enough of a "threat situation"?

      Now because of Bush's "Heroic, No non-since, Take control, Total domination threats", we have North Korea, a REAL international threat, breathing down our necks

      This again goes to show your ignorance. North Korea is nothing like Iraq. Why? Because they told us they have nukes. The only reason a country would develop a nuke and then tell everybody about it is to gain diplomatic leverage, not to actually use them as a method to attack. If you look at the economic situation in North Korea, they have plenty of reason to want diplomatic leverage.

      Having said that, the only reason you would develop a nuke and not tell anybody about it is so you can use it. If you are planning a surprize attack on an enemy, you do not advertise your attack methods in advance.

      I know you don't care about any of this. Its much easier for you to sit around, smokin a peace pipe, and chanting for peace. I guess the only think you don't realize is that in a post 9/11 world, we can't afford so sit back and wait for people to attack us.

    10. Re:I'll bite. by tpengster · · Score: 1

      Agreed. That's not my question. My question is: So what? Why is this a reason to start a war? Some claim that if an "appropriate authority" have made a "solid legal demand" for information and action, and that demand is ignored or rebuffed, then it is an appropriate excuse to "immediately remove by force" the person who failed to obey orders (with "UN", "Disarm Iraq" and "War" being the three example fillers). I happen to believe that there should be some more levels of negotiation in between failure to comply and ALL OUT WAR.

      The problem is that there have already been several levels of "negotiation", all of which consist of Saddam rejecting everything until we threaten war. This has been going on for 10 years now, in the meantime which Clinton allowed him to develop his WMD. In addition, he poses a unique new threat now that terrorists provide a delivery vehicle for his WMD capabilities. And now we are learning that in fact Saddam is harboring and supporting terrorists connected to the ricin terrorists in Europe. Let's face it, the previous Administrations, Clinton and Bush I, really dropped the ball on this. In addition, Saddam continues to maintain his grip on power throw the torture, rape, killing, and imprisonment of his political enemies. He lets his people suffer through sanctions by showing the world that he cannot be trusted with money, as he will simply use it to construct WMD. No peace-loving freedom-loving person could support such a tyrant.

      Is that a sufficient reason to "immediately remove by force" Mr. [Cheney]? Apparently not. Hypocracy is so ugly.

      The goal of American Foreign Policy is not "consistency" with how we treat US citizens. It is to protect the American people. And unfortunately, WMD/terrorism are quite different from anything Cheney has been even accused of. For you to equate the two morally says quite a bit about your powers of moral judgment

      Bush talks like Iraq is ready to jump out and take over the world unless we stop him. Go look at what really happened. Iraq attacked in 1990. UN responded. Iraq Defeated. Iraq withdraws. Iraq hasn't peeped outside their borders since 1991.

      Let's see. Saddam openly supports terrorism against Israel by paying $25k to the families of suicide bombers. Iraqi agents were known to be involved in the WTC bombing in 1993. Tried to assisinate George Bush Sr. the same year. He's been negotiating with Al Qaeda ever since, no one denies that. In fact this Zarqawi character has been holed up in Baghdad for months, and guess what, you don't just walk into a police state by accident. They know that you are there, and the Iraqis are actively supporting him and his thugs in launching chemical attacks abroad. We also know that terrorist camps around Baghdad were practicing hijacking mock airplanes before Sept 11, based on satellite photos. It doesn't take a rocket scientest to figure out what is going on. This isn't a pre-emptive strike: the first attacks were already launched: by Iraq. No one predicted Sept 11. For us to fail to predict a future attack or to allow states to sponsor future attacks would be a huge failure of policy, and would require a great poverty of imagination on the part of our planners. Thankfully our leaders don't sure yours.

      CIA rates Iraq as non-threat unless attacked first.

      CIA is slowly coming around. First they were saying there was no connection to Al Qaeda. Now they are admitting that. Soon they will be seeing that Saddam is a great threat- wait till the war is over, I predict that the information pouring out of Iraq that was previously locked down by their security services will be something like the outpouring from the KGB after the fall of the USSR. There will be many great threats that we simply aren't aware of. Then there is that little problem of the fact that based on intelligence reports, based on imports of aluminum tubes for example, that Saddam is still actively pursuing a nuclear weapon. Sure, he might not be that big a threat now. Just wait a year until he has the bomb and tell me that

      Sure, Iraq wasn't disarming, but they weren't trying to start a war either.

      You're right, they weren't declaring official wars. They were launching attacks in the form of terrorism, and building up their WMD arsenal, pursuing nuclear weapons, so that some day they WOULD be in the position to declare war or otherwise blackmail the west (see N. Korea).

      He wants weapons to maintain power inside Iraq, not outside.

      And this is OK? He has used chemical weapons against the Kurds. He routinely kills and imprisons dissidents. He ENJOYS watching tapes of his security police torturing his opponents. He keeps his people poor and politically powerless. He supports Anti-American and Anti-semetic propoganda. You wonder why there are people crashing planes into skyscrapers and denonating bombs: it's because they have no freedom and little economic hope, and tyrants like this develop propoganda of hatred against their nemies to deflect blame from themselves. They blame Israel for their poverty, but they should be blaming their leaders. The first step is to take our their leaders and establish an oasis of democracy in the gulag desert that is the Middle East. Then maybe we can have a slow conversion to democracy and peace and a solution to Israel/Palestine.

      North Korea, a REAL international threat, breathing down our necks. What is "our hero" George doing about them? NOTHING!

      Um, HELLO. WHY does he do nothing? He CAN'T. They've got an atomic bomb, and delivery systems conveniently pointed at Seoul and Tokyo. WHY do they have the bomb? Clinton decided to "negotiate" with them. Let's not make the same mistake twice

      WAR KILLS PEOPLE.

      In this case, war liberates people. War will prevent future terrorism. You're not a peace activist. You're a supporter of one of the worst tyrants and oppressors that exists in the world today. "Peaceful" actions are why we are here in the first place. Sept 11 would never have happened if we had actually used our power to maintain control, instead of appeasing our enemies and making deals with the devil.

      Forking Stupid Arrogant Idiot.

      Not arrogant; just less myopic than you. If I weren't a regular slashdot reader I might think that your post was a troll. Unfortunately your uninformed opinion is a little too common.
    11. Re:I'll bite. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IRAQ supports terrorists and is trying to build nukes

      Pretty much like the US, then? The US supports terrorists, and already has nukes. Get ready for the UN inspections.

    12. Re:I'll bite. by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      Wait, hold on. You're comparing the US with a country who pays the families of suicide bombers $20K? You're comparing the US with a country who's used poison gas on its own people? You're comparing the US with a country who has terrorist camps?

      Enlighten me, what terrorists do we support? If you say Isreal, I don't know if I'll laugh or cry...

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    13. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRAQ supports terrorists and is trying to build nukes

      So does the USA!

    14. Re:I'll bite. by estoll · · Score: 1

      I don't know why people continue to say the US is lying or doesn't have this evidence. No politicians are completely honest but nobody would make up a story like this just to go to war. Keep believing your conspiracy theories but this one isn't. We've seen Iraq play these games over and over. What would make you think they aren't this time? On the other hand, if Bush was making up this evidence, he would be one of the greatest tyrants in history. A President serves for 4 years. Nobody uses that time to start a huge war for no reason and then go home.

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    15. Re:I'll bite. by Marx's+Ghost · · Score: 1

      It's funny, because we know that Saddam had chemical weapons in the first place because we gave the supplies to them. Thank you, Rumsfeld, for the fantastic job you did so many years ago.

      Joey4, are you joining up and going there? Are do you just have no problem with sending our poor and minority people to kill the conscripted soldiers in the Iraqi army? Brilliant solution.

    16. Re:I'll bite. by aallan · · Score: 1

      Enlighten me, what terrorists do we support?

      The IRA, and no, they're not freedom fighters...

      Al.
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    17. Re:I'll bite. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Yup - give that man a fat cigar. Ever wondered why the Armalite is the weapon of choice for both Loyalists *and* Republicans, or where they got them? Here's a hint - they're not sold in in B&Q beside the circular saws and Dremels.

    18. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, do you remember where he GOT the poison gas? How about the helicopter gunships used to spread the gas?

      The good ole US of A. Back when Iraq was our friend and Iran wasn't.

    19. Re:I'll bite. by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Are do you just have no problem with sending our poor and minority people to kill the conscripted soldiers in the Iraqi army?
      You know, this argument pisses me off more than any other. Where the HELL do you get off assuming that anybody who supports action against Iraq is some rich white guy with no stake in what goes on there? My brother was activated and has to take 1.5 - 2 years off from Med School to get special forces training for possible action. My brother-in-law is next in line to get activated, putting on hold a degree in Mechanical Engineering and leaving behind my sister and their two children to go to Iraq. We are all middle-class white people. We are all fully behind whatever decision is made. These are people I care about, and I am sick of stupid liberals like you telling me that the only reason I support the President is that I don't care about the people who will be fighting the war. If you've got an opinion, feel free to express it, but quit telling people whom they do and do not care about.
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    20. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) read this :
      http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?Sectio nID=40&ItemID=2938

      2) You're comparing the US with a country who pays the families of suicide bombers $20K?
      I dont know how well the US pays its terrorists, but the comparison is for sure not in its favor

      3) You're comparing the US with a country who's used poison gas on its own people?
      Poison, gas and even radioactive material.
      See, "gulf syndrome"

      4) You're comparing the US with a country who has terrorist camps?
      Who trained Ben Laden's troops ? When ?
      The US.
      Furthermore : who armed Iraq ?
      USSR, you believe ?
      USA, France too. It was so juicy to make big profits on weapons sales and look at them trying to destroy the popular islamic Iran...

      Off course your post is just a bad troll :-)

    21. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't it sad that during a time of major economic recession, we call up the reservists and take them away from their jobs?

      i guess that's one way to bring down unemployment numbers!

    22. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, as far as I can see, people's opinions about this do suggest who you care for and don't care for. After all, there are consequences to a war, like dead people. Anyway, who asked you, Zordak?

    23. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also one is sunni, the other shiite -- they really don't get along!

    24. Re:I'll bite. by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      My question is: So what? Why is this a reason to start a war?

      The war never ended. Saddam doesn't have a cruise missile giving him a rectal probe because of a cease fire document negotiated at Safwan while his army was busy either surrendering or running. This was after a little incident where he swallowed a neighboring country (Kuwait) whole and was looking across the border to Saudi Arabia.

      After he complied with the terms of the cease fire (which included disarmament) then he got to negotiate peace treaties and settle all outstanding issues putting Iraq back into the category of normal nation.

      He's never complied with the terms of the cease fire. We've had 12 years of bending over backwards giving him extra chances and people still call it a rush to war.

    25. Re:I'll bite. by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      The Iraqi flag today is not the Iraqi flag that rolled into Kuwait along with their tanks. The flag has changed to add an islamic saying.

      Baath socialism has historically been secular but Saddam's taken it into a new direction.

    26. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if the evidence isn't entirely convincing, but with an impetus to go to war against an easy opponent, just a little evidence will go a LONG way.

      so while the evidence may be real, who's to say which is stronger: the desire to go to war, or the evidence?

      i (and germany, france, china, and russia) say the former! the us and some bodunk nameless nations (sorry angola) think the latter.

      why are we so paranoid about a mustached guy with some leftover 80's chem weapons, but not as worried about a desperately starving nuclear-ready nation who's only real export is scud missiles (hint: they've been selling to friendly-friend yemen and they're also dirty communists!!)

      oh -- because the mustached guy is out in the middle of a HUGE oil field with a beat-up army and nobody will miss him anyway.

    27. Re:I'll bite. by Zordak · · Score: 1
      After all, there are consequences to a war, like dead people
      And sometimes there are consequences to no war. Next time you have a cute comment like that, at least log in and take responsibility for your opinion. It's hard to take you seriously when your opinion isn't even important enough to you that you are willing to take ownership for it.
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    28. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It never ceases to amaze me how people continually bring up the fact that we should try diplomacy instead of war.

      It just makes you really seriously wish you could slap people upside the head and tell them to wake up. WE HAVE TRIED FOR 12 YEARS!!! From now on, instead of saying we should try diplomace, how about people start giving up timelines for how long they think Iraq should be allowed to lie? DIPLOMACY DOES NOT WORK WITH PEOPLE OF SADDAMN's Nature. Isn't it obvious?

      Even now, with the evidence we've seen, that Sadaam refuses to disarm, infact trying with all his might not to do it. He is a professional at lying and decieving, and especially at playing at the hearts of liberal and socialist governemnts to give himself more time, and beg their support for the anti-war tree huggers of the world.

      I Should know!!! I've used those same trickeries on many girls before! Kids do it all the time! He must be removed. Give him time, let him proliferate or move bombs around the world and start off chaos.

      I don't know about you guys, but the first relative or friend I have that gets killed by sadaam, I would like to have ALL of your a...es.

    29. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >WAR KILLS PEOPLE. The best way to save American lives is NOT TO GO TO WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE

      You mean like England and France saved lives in 1938?

    30. Re:I'll bite. by mdavids · · Score: 0
      IRAQ supports terrorists and is trying to build nukes

      Which terrorists? What nukes?

      The last terrorist activity where there is any evidence of Iraqi involvement was the attempted assasination of George Bush senior about a decade ago.

      And nukes aren't like chemical weapons. It's pretty hard to hide a nuclear reactor.

      Do you understand that? Do you think that if Iraq had nuclear weapons they would keep them from al Qaeda? If Al Qaeda had one do you think they would hesitate to use it? They tried to buy one from the Russians. Remember that?

      Then why not bomb the Russians? Al Qaeda has a better chance of sourcing nukes from there. At least we know Russia has the weapons.

      Saddam Hussain has been brutally crushing militant Islamic movements for thirty years. Osama bin Laden (remember him?) despises him. In the tape released last November, bin Laden was careful to speak only of "the sons of Iraq" so as not to imply any support for Saddam, a secular leader (his party was co-founded by a christian) who until 1991 marched to Washington's orders.

      If al Quaeda possesed nuclear weapons, Saddam would have no reason to feel sure that they wouldn't be used against him. Furthermore, if any rogue nuke was detonated anywhere in the world by anybody at the moment, it is more than likely that the US would nuke Iraq immediately.

      Speaking of bin Laden, wasn't he supposed to be the most wicked and dangerous man on earth? What changed? Could it be that the threat posed to the security of the US is oddly proportionate to the amount of oil the US stands to gain by pre-emtively striking against the threat?

    31. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have several close friends in the military. one of whom is already deployed (active duty marine), the rest (army reserve, airforce active duty) probably aren't going for a few more months.

      I like these people! I don't want them getting blown up because we think that someday this guy might do something crazy! I want them shooting at the REAL IMMEDIATE THREATS!! Better to die fighting real terrorists than people who "might someday do something really bad". Shit, if I ever got myself some missiles, I might do something bad (like take out Canada) -- declare war on me!

      Whatever, don't think because those of us against the war are against the troops. The military just follows orders, but as a civilian, it's my duty to make sure those are the right orders.

      Supporting our troops != Supporting everything the exeuctive branch says!

    32. Re:I'll bite. by superyooser · · Score: 1
      On that question the U.S. is lying. They have shown no evidence.

      You people have got to WAKE UP!

      We're drowning in evidence. Iraq is building a reactor. For what? Why do you suppose the most oil-abundant nation in the world has been feverishly investing billions of dollars in nuclear reactors? (And Iraq's GDP in 2000 was just $6.6B.) Concerns about fossil fuel emissions? This is the madman who set oil wells on fire at the end of the Gulf War which burned for many months (years?) spewing black smoke into the atmosphere.

      See the first item on this page, Iraq: Failing To Disarm
      Videos, audio, pictures, slide shows, and transcripts. Featured are Secretary of State Colin Powell's 76-minute presentation to the U.N. and a "60 Minutes" interview. The first hour of Powell's presentation is about Saddam's WMD and his systematic means of deception to make fools of U.N. weapons inspectors. The last 16 minutes are devoted to Iraqi terrorist connections, which is the main kind of evidence for which you are asking.

    33. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid "with us or with them" stuff.

      The world is much more complicated.

      Put Taliban, Iraq, Iran and North Korea in one line? As Germany, Cuba and Lybia? Republican USA's, please go to mars, but fast and completely, please.

      Remember, Saddam Hussein was one of your mates some years ago (using chemical weapons was no problem those days) - as many other assholes, too.

      Fight for democracy? Remember 9/11 - Chile 1973.

      And think of the gifts of France: Statue of Liberty, the metric system (important if you want to reach the red planet) and an abstract law - no examples, but RULES.

    34. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and nowadays both are evil. Iraq never had to do with islamic stuff, and the former islamistic Iran (which was on a demcratic way, before Mr. President of the USA went amok) ever fought against those middle age Taliban which were formely known as Mudshaheddin which get their weapons from the USA to fight against the Russians...

    35. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world seems to be complicated for the USA.

      Solutions:

      1. move to mars

      2. nuke them all

    36. Re:I'll bite. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Your first link (the "drowning") has an inflammatory headline "Intercepted call linked Saddam to al-Qa'ida terror cell" but nowhere in the article does it actually document any linkage between Saddam's regime and Al-Quaeda at all. Some guy in northern Iraq made a phone call to someone else in Al-Quaeda. While this is interesting, it's irrelevant because northern Iraq isn't under Saddam's control. (Also, it's questionable whether a phone call is worth going to war over.)

      The nypost.com link contains this link to Saddam:

      The United States has extensive proof of communication between Iraqi officials and an al Qaeda-affiliated group - but has been reluctant to reveal the information because of its sources, The Post has learned.
      A stream of intelligence links Saddam Hussein's government to Ansar al Islam, which wants a Taliban-style government in Kurdish northern Iraq, sources said.


      Translation: We have proof, trust us! This is an assertion, not evidence, and as assertions go, it's a pretty farfetched one. Why would Saddam be colluding with people who want an Islamic government in Northern Iraq? The administration has been making lots of noise out of Iraqi links to Al Quaeda, but they always fail to emphasize that these are links from Northern Iraq which is not under Saddam's control. Links to northern Iraq are irrelevant to a decision of war on the south.

      Your iraqwatch.com link dates from September 2002. Although the president made an issue of the aluminum tubes in his State of the Union speech, this was debunked by the International Atomic Energy Agency. And it takes more than aluminum tubes to make nuclear weapons. Aluminum tubes are useful for lots of things. If I buy a spark plug, it doesn't mean I have a tank. If you think aluminum tubes are worth starting a war over, you've taken leave of your senses.

      Concerns about fossil fuel emissions? This is the madman who set oil wells on fire at the end of the Gulf War which burned for many months (years?) spewing black smoke into the atmosphere.

      You seem to implicitly assume that I'm more concerned about fossil fuel emmissions than you are. But if this guy set oil wells on fire at the end of the last war, what makes you think he wouldn't set them on fire at the beginning of this one?

    37. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pls review Gen Powell's Tuesday address to the UN, thx

    38. Re:I'll bite. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      You got a real mess in you head, friend. Secualar dictatorships in the middle east like Iraq or Syria are no 1 target for fundamentalist muslims like Al-Queda. If you were right Pakistan would be the first to give Taleban and Al-Queda their nukes

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    39. Re:I'll bite. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      How do apparently inteligent ppl like you become so brainwashed? Saddam is a cunning veteran politician not some suicidal nut from a James Bond movie. I dont belive he would spend decades refining plutonium and developing long range ballistc misslies just to get his country, relatives, power elite and himself turned into a parkibng lot 40 minutes later. Saddam doesnt want to kill 100k people in Manhattan, all he wants is for the US to leave him alone and let him continue his iron fist rule inside Iraq. Unfortunetly there are no democratic arab states right now. Purhap the arab culture is not ready for it? In any case the change has to come from the inside of Arab World , it cannot be brought by the "crusaders".

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    40. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      uh, hey, dumbass, he was refering to the terrorist links.

      him:

      Oh, "supporting terrorism." On that question the U.S. is lying. They have shown no evidence.


      you:

      Iraq is building a reactor [iraqwatch.org].


      Terrorists don't need a reactor (though they undoubtedly want one). They need box cutters and theological fanaticism. The fact that we suspect a cell operating within Iraq means nothing. We have found cells within our own borders!

      16 minutes at the end of a 76-minute speech, trying to end it with an emotional topic of terrorism is hardly worth sending thousands of Americans into harms way. I bet you could do 30 minutes on Libya and an hour (or more) on Saudi Arabia.

      How about the real threat, North Korea? A starving nuclear-ready nation selling Scud missiles to Yemen? Or a fanatical paranoid with leftover 80's chemical weapons. Who's more danagerous? For which cause would you rather die?
    41. Re:I'll bite. by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      GOD. Which terrorists? Fuck, how about every gun-wielding nut south of Mexico? School of the Americas? Noriega? Rodriguez? Viola? Oscar Romero? They made a frikkin movie out of that one. Raul Julia was in it! RAUL JULIA!

      I think we've diverted most of our attention eastward now, but I'm sure our guys haven't stopped raping children in our absence.

      The US terrorist camp is called Fort Benning. It's in Georgia. And I just saw the flash intro on their web page and GOOD GOD is it the most HILARIOUS thing I have EVER SEEN. I don't want to divert the subject from the thousands of tragic deaths caused by terrorists in South America, but due to that masterful work of art I do believe that I will now piss myself in laughter at the next soldier I see.

      Jesus Christ. You have got to see that shit. I swear to God that's actually there. What do you have to smoke to come up with something like that? I'm thinking varnish.

    42. Re:I'll bite. by doug363 · · Score: 1
      Here's the deal on the aluminium tubes: If you don't know why aluminium tubes are needed to enrich uranium, then you probably don't know what you're talking about.

      As it happens, those tubes were lined with a particular, very expensive, alloy, which is completely unnecessary when you're not enriching uranium. It has no other uses. The IAEA didn't find the tubes, but it doesn't mean that they weren't intercepted by an intelligence agency or hidden. Saddam did try to buy them.

      Let's not forget that it's unlikely that his chemical weapons stocks have reduced since he kicked out weapons inspectors in '99. That stuff doesn't just go off, or disappear. You don't just lose hundreds of tons of nerve gas. He had substantial quantities of nerve gas back then. Keep in mind that biological and chemical weapons are less useful than conventional weapons against a prepared military (which the US is), so the only rationale for such a whole-scale development is to use them against civilians.

      You don't think that war is very nice. Neither does anyone else. But watching civilians anywhere in the world die of nerve gas poisoning isn't that nice either. Which would you prefer? Are you willing to take personal responsibility if Saddam does sell these weapons to groups that use them against the US or her allies? This is the situation that the president faces. If he does nothing in the face of so much evidence which he apparently has, then people will be screaming for his blood if their friends and relatives die in such an attack.

    43. Re:I'll bite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush wants war with Iraq for one reason:
      the oil resources of the U.S. will not last longer than ten more years. This is why he is going to colonialize the middle east forcefully.
      You don't believe it? Why else would an oil maniac like Bush anounce to put lots of money into the research of hydrogen cars?

      Postapocalyptic movies have shown wars for resources - now, it's no longer fiction. What a brave new 21st century...

      Let's hope that a rational "old" Europe will be successful in its quest for peace.

    44. Re:I'll bite. by mdavids · · Score: 1

      Powell's address is reviewed by veteran British middle-east correspondant Robert Fisk here.

  107. Land of the fee... by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    Sadly, we are America, land of the free and home of the brave, no longer.

    I hear it got changed to "Land of the fee, home of the slave". How and when this happened is classified.

    1. Re:Land of the fee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, you have to work and pay for things! What a tragedy. The government should just give us everything. Our founding fathers, such as Marx and Lenin, are rolling over in their graves because of this classified scheme of capitalism.

  108. If you have to ask... by DailyGrind · · Score: 1

    you are not good enough...

    just a thought...

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    1. Re:If you have to ask... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      You get the job if you can add yourself to their roster without anybody noticing?

      That reminds me of the FBI recruiter on campus career day several years back. All you had to do was walk up and leave your name. If they liked you, they would call you back.

      Scary.

  109. Have we been duped by J2EE? by sherpajohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    All these .WAR files I work with....makes me wonder. Web-ARchive they say, yeah right!

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  110. Combine this with United Devices by kippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know who else has heard this but the Department of Defense recently contracted United Devices to work on smallpox reasearch, also called the patriot grid. Since there are about 2 million machines running the UD client, this would put a massive amount of machines at the DOD's disposal.

    The UD client is closed source so there's no way of knowing if the software the the DOD wrote is totaly dedicated to testing smallpox drugs or launching a cyber attack.

    Massive DDOS attack anyone?

  111. Yeah Cyber Warfare will work well in Iraq by inteller · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll be able to shut down their 2 ATMs and reboot all of those illegally imported PS2s....that should crush them.

    1. Re:Yeah Cyber Warfare will work well in Iraq by planckscale · · Score: 1

      YEah! And hack Saddam's email! - wait, we already did that.

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  112. Oh good grief... by flumps · · Score: 1

    RAOFLMAO!

    Bush giving guidelines about cyberwarfare is like a gibbon giving tips to a brainsurgeon!!

    What an arse.

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  113. And i'd add.. by ViVeLaMe · · Score: 1

    This one ....
    Happy War to you :-P

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  114. Casualty of war. by jgercken · · Score: 1

    It's somewhat assured nowadays that a smart bomb will hit it's intended target and that any incidental loss/casualties will be localized. With cyber terrorism suddenly physical location doesn't matter as much. Could illegal hacking be masked by the campaign?

    Oh, your website selling 'Peace in Iraq' bumber stickers was hacked? Gee sorry, our bad. We thought you were a military target.

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  115. United states amped out wardance. by iLEZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not my intention to be troll here, but i quote:

    "the Pentagon has stepped up development of cyber-weapons, envisioning a day when electrons might substitute for bombs and allow for more rapid and less bloody attacks on enemy targets."

    Hacking to shut down radars and power from thousands of miles away can have no other cause than to support an aerial assault, and aerial assaults are never bloodless. They just want to cripple people so they cannot strike back. Maybe we should redefine the terms "blood" and "human beings" to fit the United States wardance more correctly. Schools and hospitals without power can only turn people more against US.
    Fighting for peace is like fuxxing for virginity.

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  116. Too bad... by micq · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...he pissed off Gore in the last election... he could use some input from the inventor of the internet.

  117. Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    Interesting, and good, point about the Ivory Coast. It immediately comes ot mind that the Ivory Coast is a former French colony. This doesn't justify them doing whatever they choose, but does lay a framework. One wishes Beligium had taken a more intelligent role in its former colony, Rwanda, regardless of international inattention.

    With France/Germany's relevance here (when THOSE two agree, watch out), I'd like to hear them out. Instead we dispense a "you're either with us or against us" sort of doctrine; if you're against, you're "old Europe," whatever that means. If I were French I'd be pissed even if I thought Bush was right.

    The international law of intervening in another country's internal affairs is complicated and ill-defined. But with Iraq we have not a former colony (though one could argue western meddling has a lot to do with Middle Eastern borders and problems) but a nation that is supposedly threatening *us* in the U.S. with some imminence. Alternatively, he is apparently in violation of UN resolutions dating from the last gulf war, and that should give us jurisdiction to coerce inspections or, if necessary, more. But the administration instead argues something called "pre-emptive self defense" that would supposedly authorize attacking anyone who could pose a threat to you some day. Imagine how many wars we would have if this were broadly applied -- India and Pakistan anyone? North and South Korea? I bet there are a dozen more. Hey, the longer we wait, the more bombs North Korea will have, and those bombs or bomb material may be for sale. They are already collaborating with the Pakistanis, our (ahem) ally.

    Worst of all this, however, is that the proof is just not there. Yes, Hussein is interfering with our search for proof, but that doesn't prove he's got what we're looking for. And at the outset the Administration was pepared to act unilaterally and hastily; though they've backed a bit I think they revealed their basic philosophy and indifference to proof right there. That Saddam is a slimeball -- heck, my six year-old could prove that with a couple of press clippings. We have rarely intervened on the humanitarian basis alone, and here would kill thousands of Iraqi conscripts before getting anywhere near Hussein. Thousands of the people we are supposedly liberating. The Iraqi people, sadly, bear the burden of either Saddam or our invasion.

    Speaking of bad guys, what happened to Osama bin Laden? And again, what about that nut in desperately poor North Korea who may have the bomb? Anyone else uncomfortable with the words "desperate" and "the bomb" in one sentence?

    I can understand why you're on the fence. In a way I am, too. But I'd be all the more so if I thought the Administration were on the fence, too, rather than heeding the advice of neocons over generals. Notice that Powell, who was keeping a low profile is now center stage; the folly of ill-considered, unilateral action must have become clear. Notice Bush at least tentatively considering exile as an option for Hussein -- not that he'd ever accept it, but the consideration signals a retreat from wanting his head on a pike above all else.

    Finally, and like the sole comment I should have made, absolutely yes bloodless methods of warfare are desirable, to save lives on both sides. After all, it is the victory and not the killing that, for us, is supposed to be the point. The violence diminshes su and our message. I was intrigued to learn that Timothy McVeigh was in a support role on the of the combat bulldozer (a specially outfitted tank) details that buried Iraqi conscripts alive in their trenches. He came away from it disillusioned, and crazier.

    1. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by eglamkowski · · Score: 1

      I've heard it quite a bit (though not from any sources I'd consider extremely reliable) that the French and Germans are owed a lot of money by Hussein's government. If so, that would explain much of their anxiety over a war with Iraq. I wonder if we guarenteed that those debts would be repaid if they would be more willing to go along.

      NOBODY in the UN ever acts out of humanitarian purposes or noble idealism, so we just need to understand the motivations of France and Germany and maybe an agreement can be reached.

      As for Hussein and "proof", the last resolution laid the burden of proof on Hussein, not the international community. It was odd to require him to prove a negative, which just speaks all the more as to the fact that war was inevitable from the start.

      BUT, as I heard one person say: when Hussein kicked the UN inspectors out in 1998, it was known he had "weapons of mass destruction"; do you believe he kicked out the inspectors and THEN destroyed his weapons?

      Anyways, I don't doubt for a second he has these weapons. I also suspect that if the US had just left him alone, he'd never use them outside of his own country - he does, after all, have to "pacify" the kurds and shiites... :-(

      Anyways, I don't care much myself for how the whole affair has been presented by Bush. There are some compelling issues (to me) that Bush seems to avoid, and instead he uses arguments that are quite weak.

      But then, there still some things about the WTC attacks and the subsequent Afghan invasion that I've never been convinced about. Again, there were a number of compelling issues, but they were largely ignored by Bush in favor of much weaker ones.

      *sigh*

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    2. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Anyways, I don't doubt for a second he has these weapons.

      I DO doubt it, and more importantly I've heard many experts doubt it as well. I don't doubt that Hussein would like to have some, but sees the next best thing as haing us *think* he does, short of war. Now, he may have some poison gas, but that's NOT a "weapon of mass destruction," it's a nasty localized weapon we've had for over a century and is no more complex to cook up a loony cult in Japan might manage. It's actually not even a very good weapon, and would be hard to use in a terroristic fashion without leaving Hussein's fingerprints.

      Hussein wants many things and power is paramount. Keeping his neighbors nervous is useful, even as he belatedly tried to forge links with them. At his essence, he's a ruthless bastard, but not irrational once you acknowledge his egomania furnishes the goal. He doesn't want to die.

      If there are weapons, I want to know what they are, how many, where, whether they're leftovers or still in production. President Bush has proven none of this, and also failed to link him to bin Laden (theoretically this is all a response to 9/11). Then I want to know exactly why an invasion is the only option. It's not, and Bush is gradually acknowledging as much as support erodes. The inspectors reported destroying or neutralizing many of Hussein's assets; this approach can work, or at least delay Hussein so much that one of his enemies FINALLY gets around to assassinating him.

      I confess I have no confidence in Bush, who like his hawk allies never went to war, and who doesn't listen to his generals about when to resort to war. Generals are not the most dovish people, and Colin Powell certainly was not on the last trip to Baghdad (OK, we didn't quite make it there, just a stone's throw away). The French actually are looking to Powell with admiration, and least until he recently has become more hawkish. I think Powell is a politician and is cutting back to the right to maintain his influence now that he's won on his basic point. War may still happen, but it should be the *last* option.

      The realpolitik cost of war is not just American lives and material, not just the Iraqi civilian losses, but also a loss to our international prestige and a huge step in the direction of proving we're the anti-Muslim bully our enemies claim. Al Quaeda appears to have been motivated largely by the relatively benign offense of U.S. in Saudi Arabia. Add to this that Israel will not be passive as it was last time, and ... well, it just gets worse and worse. I also haven't heard Bush's plans for post-war Iraq. Have you heard even one opposition leader named (I know, most are dead, but that doesn't help either). Post-war Iraq could chaos or famine or both, and we would be the ones expected to fix it. We have a lot of self-interested reasons to go slow.

      I won't be so cyncial as to suggest Pres. Bush is motivated to distract the public from the economy and the 9/11 fizzle, but ask why the hell we don't yet have an independent commission to study 9/11? You know we'll get one for Columbia far sooner, as we did for Challenger, JFK, etc. I don't expect them to figure everything out, but to establish a record and ask some of the hard questions this rather secretive administration will never ask of itself. (I *know* they'll howl "national security," but that's a term that must be proven -- surely they can find someone neutral and trustworthy. An interesting facet of the "illegal enemy combatant" is that no one is allowed to question whether the person is an illegal enemy combatant, and we're not even at war, yet.)

      Uh, you probably guessed I'm not Bush 2004, but I don't have a great alternative either. Better we figure out what we can do with the government we have.

      *sigh* :)

    3. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      The President just announced yesterday that they intercepted Saddam's personal orders authorizing the use of chemical munitions in case of attack. And after this you doubt that he has the weapons he just authorized his officers to use?

      He's not supposed to have chemical munitions at all. Giving them up (along with a lot of other things) was a condition for him continuing in power.

    4. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by Zordak · · Score: 1
      I think we are attributing too much significance to France and the U.N. here. I'm not some John Bircher who thinks the U.N. is some liberal conspiracy out to take away my gun, but I do think the U.N. thinks too much of itself. As has been stated, U.N. resolutions, like World Court rulings, are obeyed only when it is convenient or advantageous, which is to be expected from a body that has no power to enforce its decisions other than than those provided by its members on a voluntary basis. The U.N. is kind of like the U.S. under the Articles of Confederation, only weaker. It's a great place for nations to get together and agree or disagree or compromise, but ultimately, its about as meaningful as Slashdot Karma if somebody doesn't like the outcome. The Security Council is constructed in a manner calculated to prevent it from being able to do anything important or controversial. In short, let's say that there is a motion for a Security Council resolution, and we get everybody to go along except France, who vetoes the resolution. What does that really mean, except that we have one less "supporter" (whatever we decide that means)? I honestly believe that if we (hypothetically) had strong international support from everybody except France, even without a Security Council resolution, the Senate would vote to support military action with the "Yeas" numbering well into the 90's.

      As for North Korea, I've got to give you that point. I personally believe they're a more imminent danger than Iraq, but I wouldn't be surprised to see them next on our list.

      Yes, Hussein is interfering with our search for proof, but that doesn't prove he's got what we're looking for
      I think the problem with this is that it's not too hard to hide stuff if he does have it. The U.N. is asking him to account for weapon materials they already believe that he has, and he has failed to do so. I really don't put much stock in the weapons inspection until Hussein shows some genuine, pro-active cooperation.

      Notice Bush at least tentatively considering exile as an option for Hussein -- not that he'd ever accept it
      I don't think you give Bush enough credit on this. The fact that he offered it put him in a position that would have made it difficult for him to turn Saddam down if he consented. I don't think he really expected Saddam to accept, but I would certainly have liked to see it happen.

      absolutely yes bloodless methods of warfare are desirable, to save lives on both sides. After all, it is the victory and not the killing that, for us, is supposed to be the point.
      Indeed, no warfare is the optimal solution. Like I said, I'd love to see Saddam surrender and for this whole thing to come to a bloodless end. If that can't happen, then I'd much rather we use our technological advantage to make sure that as little blood is spilled on both sides as possible. There are people very close to me who are first in line to get deployed there, and I'd certainly like to see them come home alive. If there is a war, however, I hope everybody at home is willing to stand behind his country and do what he can to give our troops every possible advantage and get them home as quickly as possible. I'm willing to grant every person an opinion, but when we get the next Jane Fonda, I'd just as soon see him/her hanged.
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    5. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      I think he probably does have some poison gas, as I implied above. I know that in the previous round of inspection a lot of gas and the means to produce gas were destroyed. I'd be more interested to learn he was producing gas than that he has gas. Also, such intelligence implies he has gas but is not proof. Note that he might also lie with the expectation of interception. In any event, I deny that a little gas is a reason to panic, and I have a lot of questions left before the bombing begins.

      The resolution says he can't have these things, but it doesn't say we must then attack. If it had, we wouldn't have started the inspections in the first place. I think we must attack out of some sense of necessity, after other means are at an impasse. Note that we DID resume inspections even if they proved wanting; Hussein is not entirely inflexible.

      I need no convincing that Hussein is a son of a bitch whom the world would be better without. But I also know war is no magic bullet: we would kill a lot of conscripts and civilians before reaching him, certainly we did last time. Only recently has Bush entertained the thought of exile for Hussein. Only recently has Bush even conceded the need to make a case for war to the American people and to our allies. I think we whiners are having a salutory effect, and even if this does end up war the results will be better.

      Like many others I am curious why Iraq became an urgent issue when it did, and why North Korea is being softpedaled when they're either close to having of have nuclear weapons -- something I fear a whole more than chemical weapons because even if they are not used or sold to 3rd parties, they will spark an Asian arms race. So much for nonproliferation, and that scares me plenty. If I would ever endorse preemptive invasion, it would be to stop a nut from developing nukes.

      I hope this it an least a teensy bit persuasive. I try to avoid talking avoid politics here b/c it tends to get preachy, and my only interest is to be at provoke even a little re-evaluation. Why preach to the converted? Plus I learn things, too.

    6. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Nuke France - we KNOW they have WMD.

      force the survivors to use soap

    7. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Diplomacy is not necessary, but it's a good idea. I don't see the price, except for some sort of pride issue we seem to have going that we should be able to act unilaterally at the drop of a hat, whether on global warming, ABM's, or global thermonuclear war. I don't suggest we made mistakes on any of these (the last being hypothetical :), but I think you can't expect allies to be allies for long if you expect the relationship to flow but one way.

      I also think the unethusiastic countries, which is all of them save the UK and some diddly republics that have their hands out for aid (didn't you laugh when you heard them trumpet that we'd gotten Slovakian troops on board?), have a point. Even if we don't listen to them -- and we already have, some -- we will show respect for diplomacy; else the future for multilateral action when we DO need them is bleak. Also, obviously without a military of its own the UN is honored in the breach, but we did basically found the damn thing and should give the concept the chance it couldn't have had during the Cold War.

      Saddam Hussein needs to be flushed one way or the other, I don't suggest forgetting about him. Rarely is a problem country so closely identified with one man. But that doesn't mean the solution is self-evident. Really, I have never quite figured out why we dropped the ball within spitting distance of Baghdad. Perhaps we underestimated his (amazing) resilience, perhaps we buckled to our Arab allies. But look where we are now.

      The current stance of our government appears to be that we can substitute military authority for moral authority, and technically we can. It's laughable to think we need France's military support, but perhaps we do need consensus, and if it can be had on the cheap -- patience and a couple of concessions -- then get it. One way or the other, we need not denigrate them as "old Europe" -- whatever that means.

      North Korea worries me plenty, especially because they have so little going for them aside from a nasty weapon and extortion. Iraq has oil, a lot of it (ever wonder why Hussein doesn't just kick back and get rich? pass around the money and everyone will love and fear him). And I hate to be a nag (no, I love it), but where the HELL is Osama?

    8. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      If he is violating the cease fire agreements then he needs to be taken out. Part of those agreements were that he wouldn't invade other countries anymore. So if he can violate some terms with impunity why not others? Iraq takes out Kuwait and SA and mines the oil rigs and we've got to kowtow to Saddam forever.

    9. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by Zordak · · Score: 1
      Really, I have never quite figured out why we dropped the ball within spitting distance of Baghdad. Perhaps we underestimated his (amazing) resilience, perhaps we buckled to our Arab allies. But look where we are now.
      I was always a staunch supporter of Bush (I), but damn, if there's on thing I think he botched...

      if it can be had on the cheap -- patience and a couple of concessions -- then get it. One way or the other, we need not denigrate them as "old Europe" -- whatever that means..
      I'm not sure about the "old Europe" thing either. In any case, name calling probably won't get us anywhere. As far as patience and concessions, we'll have to see how far that gets us. I think that a lot of people in Congress prefer a Security Council resolution before they put their stamp on a war, but like I said, if we really did get strong international support (which we don't have right now), even minus France and the SC resolution they could take with them, I think the support would probably be there.
      North Korea worries me plenty, especially because they have so little going for them aside from a nasty weapon and extortion. Iraq has oil, a lot of it (ever wonder why Hussein doesn't just kick back and get rich? pass around the money and everyone will love and fear him). And I hate to be a nag (no, I love it), but where the HELL is Osama?
      Honestly, South Korea worries me almost as much. Now, I say that being an American who loves Korea at least as much as anyone who is not a native of that land. I have lived among them, spoken their language, eaten their food, and lived their culture. I love those people dearly. However, there are a LOT of people there who believe that America's agenda is to keep the two Koreas separate. I spent a lot of time in Kwang-Ju, the city that had the bloody riots in 1980, and I had to learn to breathe tear gas pretty frequently. Koreans, in general, are about as proud and independent a people I know of (they've had to be to survive all of the bloody incursions by the rest of Asia and still maintain anything resembling a cultural identity), and the feeling that America is ruling them to some degree is almost universal. This REALLY bothers them, and I believe that any military action on our part against the North would be seen as a further enforcement of our willful separation of North and South. This could quickly destroy any good will we have with the people, and could put our alliance with them on very shaky ground. The argument that if we left then the North would take them over isn't all-powerful either. I had people tell me, to my face, that they didn't care, as long as the Koreas were reunited. The only ones who seemed to really love America (they all loved Americans, as long as they weren't soldiers -- go figure) were the really old folks who lived through the war, and could remember some American GI saving them or their family. I met an 80 year old man who spoke to us as though we were older than him simply because of an American GI, whose name he could still remember and almost pronounce correctly. Maybe it will take another round of that before the current generation decides we're okay, but I'd hate to see it. In any case, if we do decide to go after the North, it could end up being very difficult for lack of a willing host.

      As for Osama, let me know when you find out.

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    10. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Not to be invidious, but Bush II is making me like Bush I a lot more.

      I was not enthralled with the Gulf War -- we wouldn't admit we sorta brought it upon ourselves by dancing with the devil in the first place, though of course we did have to clean up and make the world safe for filthy-rich monarchies. I also felt our participation was somewhat humiliating -- remember how the troops were forbidden from having Christmas trees? And after we remarkably escape with astonishingly few casualties (even the generals were surprised), we pay a longterm price in 9-11. Regardless, I respected the work Bush put into developing a coalition, working with the UN, providing Hussein with appropriate warnings, and then following through. In a class by itself was getting the Israelis to stay out even when bombarded -- they won't do that this time, no way. Bush I was clearly skilled in foreign policy and would have had a second term if he'd clued in to the domestic front that Americans cared about a whole lot more. (It was his to lose and, well, he lost it.)

      So, what's with his son? His unilateralism goes back a bit farther than I remembered -- at the outset he said he wasn't even going to seek authorization from Congress! Whichever way the Constitution cuts on waging war, this arrogation of power is disturbing. Nixon acted similarly in bombing the tar out of Cambodia, Reagan['s underlings] in doing business with Iran and Nicaragua, and so on. It's happened a lot and the results have generally been ugly. Heck, there's even the chance someone outside the White House inner circle actually has some good ideas! Of necessity rather than revelaton, I see Bush coming around; but I thought him a better politician than to paint himself in a corner like that. I keep hoping he's just playing bad cop or something like it, but I have my doubts. He's the kind of guy who says what he thinks. Yes, a nice contrast to his predecessor! But whereas Clinton told people what they wanted to hear, Bush is telling them to mind their own business. In both cases, the President just goes ahead and does what they want.

      Phew. Well, I'm still working this out. I was pretty appalled by the Congress's spinelessness with their war resolution; I think they're (1) afraid to be seen as wimps after 9-11 and (2) eager to pass the buck to Bush who, of course, is entirely willing to take it.

      Pro-war Americans are running about 50+% ... but a lot of them don't realize this is unrelated to Osama. Many more don't realize it has very little to do with our oil supply (did you know we buy the largest share of Iraqi oil under the oil-for-food thing? yet it's a tiny percentage of our consumption).

      Korea -- interesting problem. I remember the riots, they went on for years. After being kicked around by the Japanese for all those years it must be hard to get your bearings. Then you get chopped in half by the chess-playing superpowers and used as pawns for years. It is such a shame the North Koreans have this psychopath for a leader; anyone else and they probably would have behaved like that basket of Eastern European countries, eager to import democracy and export debt (East Germany got a great deal). Kim Jong Il was once said to be "charitably described as strange." The Koreans may be ambivalent about us now -- we are the country people love to hate, except for pop culture and blue jeans -- but if he starts credibly threatening to plaster Seoul they warm up in a jiffy. They know well enough from naval skirmishes and random midget subs what they're dealing with.

      A friend described his military service in Korea in glowing terms. He loved the people there. But he also described a significant cultural divide, and discomfort with feeling like an occupied country. Can you imagine German or Japanese troops on our soil? Or, sacre bleu, French?

      Well, ah, I'm just filling up the server with gibberish. Later. :)

    11. Re:Ivory coast, war, the universe, everything by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I guess I ought to clarify one thing. I fully supported the first gulf war. I really think it's okay for us to go play "good neighbor" when people are invading each other, and we had very strong international support. When I say it was botched, I strongly believe we should have started what we finished (I believe you expressed a similar position earlier). Maybe we would have caught some ill will from our Arab allies, but I think they would have gotten over it. As for suicide bombers, those guys found a reason to hate us even without killing Saddam, and they would have hated us even if Gulf I had never happened. We like Israel, and that's enough for them. Anyway, if we had just taken Saddam out to begin with, we wouldn't even have this problem right now, and I think that's what we should have done.

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  118. How to do arms inspections in Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Release the BSA hounds on them. Voila! All your missles are belong to us.

  119. Iraqi infrastructure? by sean23007 · · Score: 1

    All this cyber warfare is all well and good, but wouldn't it be largely wasted against Iraq? I mean, they don't exactly have all that many computers that we can hit. Contrarily, the US is extremely reliant on computers and vulnerable to attack. Until one of our possible enemies is on the same level that we are, we should be concentrating much more on defending our own infrastructure than attacking someone else's.

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  120. He's not stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He may be a mad man, but he isn't stupid?

    How stupid do you have to be to try and invade another country in the first place in this day and time? Did Saddam actually think that he could get away with the kuwait thing? Cmon we have the UN nowadays, this isn't medieval times here. You are STUPID if you go into another country without and excuse except wanting their stuff.

    1. Re:He's not stupid by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      Did Saddam actually think that he could get away with the kuwait thing?

      Actually, he did. Prior to invading Kuwait, he specifically asked the United States what their position would be to such an action. The US response? The George Bush Sr. administration replied "We don't care.". So either GB set him up for a fall, or he changed his mind and his policy after the fact. Either way, it looks to Saddam (and probably a few others) like a big fat lie and that the US can't be trusted.

      And by the way, the quote to which you are refereing was meant to describe Saddams position and experience after the gulf war, not before. You did read the whole paragraph didn't you?

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  121. Mutually Assured Net Destruction by hubbah · · Score: 1

    The US is considering the use of 'cyber warfare' -- disabling the enemy's computer infrastructure through the use of viruses, hacks, and other methods -- in the near future. But get this, the issues being weighed are similar to those involving nuclear weapons. Do we want to set a precedent? Can we control collateral damage? Will we have to buy even more Microsoft licenses? Etc...

  122. A new speical forces mission objective by ben_degonzague · · Score: 1

    I like the thought of special opps having to install a server or router with a satallite hookup so some geek in the CIA can hack into the network. :)

  123. Re: You hit it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good point. I always wondered why the target (IP address v. domain name) was so obviously weak when the rest of it was so well-designed.

  124. china not alone by waspleg · · Score: 1

    i read awhile ago about going to cyberwarfare schools in libya and other well known terrorist states and how they all actively train and recruit people.. i'm wondering if any of it will matter if everyone just filters their country out but if they have people planted in teh states.. with decent terrorst-money funded connections and datacenters.. or maybe w/ teh money put into mobile technologies tehy would be a real, mobile threat.. of course there is no way to know so why worry about it ;)

  125. For the sake of our boys... by eniu!uine · · Score: 1

    War isn't just the result of the American people eating everything spewed from the propaganda machine... there is actually some reasoning behind the idea of war with Iraq. No one wants to send our kids over to die for no reason, but the fact of the matter is that Sadaam is a tyrant. Even if he currently has no weapons of mass destruction(which he probably does from all accounts) at the very least Iraq is nothing but a terrorist training ground waiting to happen. If Iraq's invasion of Kewait and the taking of hostages wasn't enough evidence of their motivations I don't know what is. They represent a threat to anyone within their sphere of influence. It should be obvious to most that the losses we will take in a war with Iraq are fewer than even a modest terrorist attack that could be staged from there. So this is our choice: we either allow him to continue building his arsenal until he has reached the point where he can do more serious damage(i.e. he developes a suitcase nuke), or we take him out now and free his oppressed people while we're at it. If other countries are not willing to help, that's not surprising... America has been saving your cowardly asses since WWI.

  126. Secret Ops by kirn_malinus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'd heard that they were concerned about the possibility of "fail safe" switches going off when attacking installations that have weapons of mass destruction. The concern was that if these installations were severed from communication with Baghdad the weapons would automatically be launched.

    This article says "an administration official ... declined to confirm or deny whether such planning was underway," possibly because planning is done and the attack has already begun? Think about it - if they want to overcome these fail safes, what's the best way to do it? Break into the systems that initiate/run them and disable them before the physical attacks even begin. So that would make such electronic attacks part of the preperation and planning for physical attacks.

    If they plan on attacking physically in under six months (and I think Bush does, or at least would like to), then they would probably be breaking into the systems right now...

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    1. Re:Secret Ops by geekee · · Score: 1

      "I'd heard that they were concerned about the possibility of "fail safe" switches going off when attacking installations that have weapons of mass destruction. The concern was that if these installations were severed from communication with Baghdad the weapons would automatically be launched. "

      That doesn't sound very fail safe, but I wouldn't but it past Hussein to define fail safe this way.

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  127. Once bitten... by rsborg · · Score: 1
    Wow, quite a rant. It sounds good, it really does. Here's the little issue you somehow missed:

    Bush supports thieves and is trying to build an kleptocracy

    Do you understand that? Do you think that if Bush had energy policy for sale they would keep them from companies like Enron? If companies like Enron had access do you think they would hesitate to use it? They did buy some from VP Dick Cheney. Remember that?

    Bush has shown a remarkable lack of restraint as to what laws and inquiries he will evade, as have the thieves. Remember a little incedent about a year and a half ago? Around October 16th?

    THAT'S why he's doing this, genius. I would think it would be obvious.

    If you disagree with my "facts", maybe you should check your yours first. Proof, Mr. Rutledjw?

    Until Cheney hands over his papers on his involvement with Enron, I don't think he should have any right to ask the same from Saddam.

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  128. Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they only use Playstation 2s for government purposes in Iraq.

  129. Grim future of our existance... by burbilog · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Saddam is _not_ going to disarm peacefully. All the UN circus acts and smoke shows are not going to change that fact. We (US and the coalition of 20+ countries that support us) _are_ going to war. Irregardless of whether or not you and I agree over that course of action, you have to agree that _any_ nonviolent attacks (CYBER) that will shut down radar installtions and missile batteries, or otherwise protect our soldiers lives has merit.

    I never cease to be amazed at how people in US firmly believe in the propaganda from official media outlets. They don't have immunity for it and they will learn it in the hard way as we did. Anyway.

    Forget human rights crap. US never cared about them when it was against their interests.

    Proven amounts of oil are shrinking everywhere in the world except Iraq and Saudi and these countries will account for 50% of world oil reserves during nearest decades. It's well-known fact, but you ignore obvious facts.

    • First, US worked hard to lure Iraq into attacking Kuwait. Note that everything started when Kuwait started draining neighbor Iraq fields and US signalled that Iraq can handle that situation (they were loosing serious money) with military force. The rest is known, but note that previously independed Kuwait is now US colony after war. If you want to force them to do something, you can order US troops who can swiftly deal with stubborn official and his loyal forces. Today we ignore that fact that US occupied Kuwait, turned it into the colony that can't have its own will and now Kuwait is under almost direct US rule. If things get tough Kuwaits oil will go directly to US at no cost except troops upkeep.
    • But at that time it was impossible to invade Iraq because UN won't allow it. Now they are used to US driving its forces arond the globe, kurds are prepared for rebellion and US can split Iraq, taking oil fields and leave everything else to afghan-like chaos.
    • Then comes Saudi. Remember that most terrorists at 9/11 were Saudis? It will take some heavy propaganda, but their country will be invaded by US soon -- may be 10 or 20 years.
    • Then... as oil production becomes too energy consuming to be profitable humanity will have to find alternative energy source. The only one alternative viable power source is nuclear and US can't allow other countries rely on it because once it becomes common energy source you won't be able to control ALL reactors and other countries will start getting nuclear arms and thus immune to things that are going in Iraq (some lousy rockets without much brains but with simple nuclear charges will wipe all your carriers and bases and no sane neighbor country will allow you to build bases anymore on their territory and let carriers visit their waters). Thus whole world crisis is needed where other countries will suffer enough to be unable to build nuclear plants. Remaining plants could be bombed as Israeli did with Iraq plant, that's why such huge money are dumped into stealth bombers.
    • When oil supply start going down humanity will have "methane pause", there are a lot of methane available (but not much), and currently about 93% of methane fields are in Russia. That's why I will go and vote even for communists or facists if they support upkeeping serious amounts of nuclear weapons able to wipe US. It's the only way to keep US at the bay, because as soon as they feel able to shoot down most our missiles and withstand nuclear blasts from these who come through new missle shield they WILL attack. Eh? You start saying something about human rights? Well, when Khasavurt accord established slavery regime in Chechnya with US help HALF OF MILLION russians were expelled, many thousands were killed. This fact got ZERO attention in US. Compare that with chechen refugees who got featured everywhere. Compare that with expelled Albanians (most of whom were in Kosovo because they sneaked there some decades before) -- they were useful. That's why I will support government that cares about MY nation and not abstract "human rights" which get bent at US will.
    We as human race have to assemble and disarm US before they bring down civilisation.

    Well, I exaggregated a little. But this is where real interests lie. Governments may be different, be it "democracy", dictatorship, republic or something else, but geopolitical interests remains the same, no matter who acts as face of the country. It even doesn't matter what he says. Look who gets the profit.

    1. Re:Grim future of our existance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent view point! I wonder how many people read it though. The US media (which one could say is government owned), would never ever let people get a whiff of any such ideas.

  130. Here's 2 attacks by Techiegeeks · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Spam Sadam's Email! Step 2: Put Iraq web page on Slashdot and give them the ?. effect! :)

  131. Bravo by libertarian · · Score: 1

    You covered all his points with almost the same rebuttals I was going to.

    Thanks for saving me some time!

  132. Hear hear! by libertarian · · Score: 1

    Bravo!

    It's refreshing to see that some folks around here have rational views and are well informed.

  133. You're in the military? by bee · · Score: 1

    If someone expects me to die for them, they better give me a damn good reason, not "trust me. I know some secrets that I can't tell you."

    So did you join the military (in which case you'd be court-martialed, since the word of your superior officer is considered enough), or did they reinstate the draft when I wasn't looking, or are you just on crack?

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    1. Re:You're in the military? by TarPitt · · Score: 1
      OK, if citizens are expected to dies, then citizens better be given a damn good reason, at least in a democracy.


      If democratic governments are accountable to their citizens for anything, then asking these citizens to give their lives requires accountability.


      Slaves on the other hand, do as their masters say. Slaves are their master's property, and as such have no rights.


      Your idea that governments have to right to send their citizens to death without explanation, and to expect the citizenry to unquestioningly accept as reason "we can't tell you - it's a secret" is interesting. Mussolini? Stalin perhaps?

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    2. Re:You're in the military? by bee · · Score: 1

      Millions of soldiers (not citizens) have gone to die based on their command's say-so without explanation. It's called the chain of command. Perhaps you need to read up on this and other modern concepts.

      Oh, and by the way, the United States is not and has never been a democracy. Democracies have no concept of things like the Bill of Rights-- a less flattering name for them is 'mob rule'. The US is a representative republic. Perhaps you need to read up on that too.

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  134. Which begs the question... by errxn · · Score: 1

    How does one define a "uniform"?

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    1. Re:Which begs the question... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      It's a distinctive piece of clothing or a badge issued according to a system enumerated by a government and usually issued by same.

    2. Re:Which begs the question... by errxn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ha! So I guess that T-shirts with penguins on the front of them will soon become U.S Government Issue along with the combat boots.

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    3. Re:Which begs the question... by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      Well, it could be if a government decided to make it an official uniform. Take a look at the history of uniforms sometimes. Some of them are downright bizarre (US civil war stuff at the beginning included some real screamers).

  135. Still... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

    I think YOU are also missing the point. Now an enemy that *could* have used the instantaneous communications cell phones would have afforded must rely on motorcycle courriers that may take hours or even days to transmit their message - or in the case when armies are on the move may miss them and *never* deliver their message.

    I would agree that having these high-tech capabilities can blind the US military to the possiblity that their opponent may do something smart and low-tech that defeats our capabilities. General Van Riper very effectively showed them the cost of such an oversight - which is the entire point of such war games. But those low-tech work-arounds come at a cost (in speed and reliablity). In the short run Gen. Van Ripers low-tech couriers allowed him to set up and win *one* suprise attack (albeit a spectacular one). An unacceptable result for the US Military to be sure, but over the long run he is at a massive disadvantage - he cannot quickly or reliably communicate with his troops (especially now that we know to strafe motorcyclists when we see them).

    Despite all the bitching and moaning about resetting the war game & cheating the "opposing force" of a victory the war game still performed it's function. You *know* the generals & military planners that were burned by that suprise attack have learned a very important lesson. The other function of the war game is to train for the most likely scenario - which is why they reset it after they got themselves wiped out - unless we are *planning* to be devestated in an initial attack it was pointless to continue the game in that state after the flaw in their thinking (which they are now intensely aware of) was revealed. On the other hand I think it would be very good to have war games that are more open ended where the US commanders have to adapt to suprises and defeats and have to come up with a few suprises of their own to claw their way back to a victory after getting their asses kicked.

  136. Too bad you're wrong by bee · · Score: 1

    Read the polls and weep-- the American people support going to war against Iraq.

    But then again, I've never seen the facts get in the way of a good liberal rant.

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  137. am i missing something? by McAssgravey · · Score: 1

    I think one point that's overlooked (unless I missed it) is the fact that any long range cyber-attacks would take place over network infrastructure that the rest of us are using. Forgetting about the situation for a moment where a SEAL team with a token geek unplugs all of Iraq's servers, if we're thinking long range attacks, this is the Internet, not the army's private network. This is roughly the equivalent of dropping bombs from a commercial airliner. If Iraq tries to crack back and can't find the root, isn't it possible they'll just attack the closest hop to the army they can find? This could be disastrous for the internet all over the world. Please let me know if I am assuming something wrongly here.

  138. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
    The printer had a virus that spread through the air defense network.

    Conclusion: Never buy a second hand printer advertised on http://www.ebay.iq/

  139. H-1b elimination makes no sense by dbrutus · · Score: 1

    I hope you like substandard or nonexistant medical care because H-1b doctors are all that's keeping that puppy going in a lot of areas. But even for H-1b people there are areas (like W. Virginia and S. Chicago) where they simply refuse to go. Thata's why we had J-1 visa waiver positions. The J-1 waiver program is getting phased out so you're going to be able to see the disaster in human misery that a citizen only policy will produce in miniature if you open your eyes and pay attention.

    I also notice that nobody is bitching and moaning about J-1 visas which are less controlled, much easier to get, and frankly a better tool for terrorist use. H-1b visa holders are eligible to convert to green cards so there is a temptation not to take the martyr route. J-1 visa holders OTOH are almost always forced to leave the US except by very hard to find waivers mandating years of service in some dangerous hell hole.

    I wonder why the anti-immigrants always rail about H-1b and never about J-1?Maybe it isn't about national security at all but nativism, pure and simple. We need to keep those furriners out!

    Not!

    1. Re:H-1b elimination makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Airlines have a higher fatality rate when exposed to foreign labor, I wouldn't be surprised if the same applid to the medical industry. Would you rather have an American caring for your grandfather, or Al Queda?

      This is wartime, fella. We're all to make a sacrifice to fight the war against terror. I've lost my 4th amendment, I think it's fair you lose my job. Get out of my country. You aren't welcome here. Time to go home.

      If you think Americans aren't aren't happy about you now, just wait until people start getting really hungry. You won't see people here submitting to imposed poverty with the submissivness of the Indian caste system. When people are angry here, the message will be conveyed in a manner you are unacustomed to. Time to go home, motherfucker.

    2. Re:H-1b elimination makes no sense by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't be surprised but you obviously have no clue. If we hadn't opened up our gates and let in foreign scientists we wouldn't have ever had an atomic bomb in time to avoid an invasion of Japan. How many non-immigrants *were* there on the core team? That's wartime immigration policy. Certainly, I'd change immigration policy but I'd reshape it so that those who want to come here, make a buck, and go home and fix their own countries are encouraged to do so without having to pay snakeheads or coyotes.

      Not only are you an ac ass but you obviously are young and weren't around in the 70s or early 80s. This recession is *nothing* compared to the crap that happened then. People are really hungry? Then why is it that so many poor people are obese? They have a higher obesity rate than the non-poor.

      Cretin

    3. Re:H-1b elimination makes no sense by JonathanX · · Score: 1

      I think the H1B program is bullshit too, but come on. Take this carping somewhere else. I suppose we should set up the detention camps for anyone who has the qualifications to replace you...cause you deserve a job dammit. Yo grandaddy's grandaddy was a half assed VB hack way back dur'n the wah of a-teen twev. Damn furriners. We're in a war!!! Please.

  140. Treaties can be backed out of if situations change by Starrider · · Score: 2, Informative

    Treaties are never intended to be "until all time," even if that is what the wording says. A country enters into a treaty because it sees a benefit to doing so. If the treaty stops being a benefit, or worse, causes a harm, that country has an OBLIGATION to withdraw from it. Remember a government is only accountable to its own citizens, not the rest of the world. That might sound unfair, but gunboat diplomacy usually works.

    Another side note: if Congress empowers the President to do this, we have ALREADY backed out of that treaty. Reference the Supreme Court "Cherokee Tabacco Case". The Supreme Court ruled that laws passed by Congress supercede any previous treaties.

  141. all your webserver belong to U.S. by revxul · · Score: 1

    1r4q1 w1ll b3 0wn3d |3y 1337 U$ m1l1t4ry h4x0rz

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  142. You know what to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  143. Splat by The+Mgt · · Score: 1
    the US will use soldiers in office chairs to disrupt Iraqi infrastructure.


    They'll need a pretty big catapult to get them very far into Iraq though.
  144. Laws of armed conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's really interesting about this subject, is to ponder how LOAC (laws of armed conflict) fits into cyberwar. Who is an armed combatant in a cyberwar, if we have civilians fighting behind the computer - delivering hits, but not fighting in the area of conflict? Would they be an unlawful combatant? I think that the geneva conventions will have to be amended, changed, whatever - because technology and information is changing the way we do war. If you don't know much about LOAC, here is a website:

    http://www.aetc.randolph.af.mil/ja/loac/000.htm (yeah, this site sucks, but it's dumbed down)

    1. Re:Laws of armed conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the hacker is not wearing a uniform or insignia, obeying a commander, carrying arms openly (which admittedly could be a laptop), then I think under the Geneva Convention he would be an illegal combatant... and we know what that means.

      On the other hand if the hacker is wearing a uniform (etc.) he's a combatant, and it's fair game to shoot at him.

      And the same rules apply for the hacker on both sides in a war.

    2. Re:Laws of armed conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but how the hell do you tell? say someday we have an accurate way of mapping ip to a physical location. say that ip is attacking us targets.

      now, how do we tell whether to launch a counter attack (information or otherwise), and would it be a war crime to do so against a civilian accidentally?

      YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE!! WE'RE DOOMED!

      DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!

    3. Re:Laws of armed conflict by Vegetable+Soup · · Score: 1

      It's very interesting to think about how the law of armed conflict and the Geneva Conventions (International Humanitarian Law, I'll call it IHL) fit into this. It's also somewhat frightening. IHL regulations will cover this sort of thing somewhat - for example, using computers to direct attacks toward the civilian population is directly forbidden.

      The problem is, a lot of this law is not fully developed. I went to a talk 2 months ago about "Cyberspace and the Law of Armed Conflict." The person giving the talk is a head lawyer for the Red Cross's IHL division. He said that talk was about the first given on that topic; it is a very new issue of international law. The problem with new issues is they tend to be developed as they play out - so the loudest voice will often make the law.

      Here is more information about IHL.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. Most of what I know about IHL comes from the Red Cross, whose purpose is to preserve international humanitarian law (according to the Geneva Conventions).

  145. Laws of armed conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's really interesting about this subject, is to ponder how LOAC (laws of armed conflict) fits into cyberwar. Who is an armed combatant in a cyberwar, if we have civilians fighting behind the computer - delivering hits, but not fighting in the area of conflict? Would they be an unlawful combatant? I think that the geneva conventions will have to be amended, changed, whatever - because technology and information is changing the way we do war. If you don't know much about LOAC, here is a website:

    http://www.aetc.randolph.af.mil/ja/loac/000.html(y eah, this site sucks, but it's dumbed down)

  146. Shocker. Another anti-American German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    We're off to fight our merry war, and gas millions of people whose religious ideology we disagree with. I see your comparison, but it's weak and dirty.

    The Britney comment displayed your colors nicely. Please keep it down while we deal with Saddam, we'll get to you eventually.

  147. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by joediga · · Score: 1

    it's questionable whether you can just stick a democracy in a country that has no concept of one and have it thrive.

    That doesn't say much for the Japanese and Germans. I'd say they've come a long way since we made them make some changes. I dare say that their democracies are thriving.

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    -- ignoring AC's since... well, always --
  148. that's so 1999 by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    Look at how far behind the curve they are:

    "employing a massive network of trucks, computers, warehouses and neighborhood distributors to provide basic sustenance for every Iraqi."


    Obviously they didn't learn that the whole 'webVan' business model is doomed to fail. If only Saddam could drop some of the arrogance and allow his economic advisors to learn from America's mistakes, then he could have saved the bank accounts of thousands of Iraqi Venture Capitalists.
  149. Protests have the opposite effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Leaders love protests because the footage of all those young, unwashed trust-fund babies screaming about something they don't understand makes their case look better to the average "money" constituent.

    So, go march, and make the whole thing happen more quickly.

  150. Proposed Guidelines: Advance Copy. by d.valued · · Score: 1

    (ed's note: This proposal is an alpha draft. )

    Guidelines for cyberattacks against FRIENDLY nations:

    1. Do not attack from known US sites. (For example, hacking Britain from a dot-mil is a no-no.)
    2. Only minor defacements permitted. (Minor is defined as "changing the official statements to support US policy".)
    3. Play with foreign intelligence services. And please, TRY to win guys!

    Policies for cyberattacks against NEUTRAL nations (e.g. Switzerland, Vatican City):
    To hell with them. They don't care.

    Policies for cyberattacks against HOSTILE and ROGUE nations:
    1. Bomb the telecommunications facilities, power plants, nuclear facilities, and chicken farms (can't be too careful).
    2. Repeat until dead^H^H^H^Hsystem failure.

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    I used to be someone else. Now I'm someone better.
    Real life is underrated.
  151. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by dvdeug · · Score: 1

    That doesn't say much for the Japanese and Germans. I'd say they've come a long way since we made them make some changes.

    Ever heard of the Weimar republic? The Germans were certainly familiar with democracy - but the first time we made them make some changes, it didn't stick.

    It's true that the Japanese did not have a democratic society prior to the US invasion. But they did have an educated society, and a more complex social structure then "big man on top calls all the shots."

    Democracy calls for a lot of personal responsibility and involvement; is the average Iraqi educated enough to understand the issues, and democratic enough not to give the keys to the country to the first dictator to walk by and promise everything?

  152. If you want to bring Nazi Germany into this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let's talk about that convicted Nazi war criminal (from World War II) the Grand Mufti of Jurasalem, and his two nephews: Saddam Hussein and Yasser Arafat.

    No shit, that's the truth.

  153. IPFreely(47576) is a moron by Jodka · · Score: 1
    J0ey4 (233385):

    "Saddam is _not_ going to disarm peacefully."

    IPFreely(47576):

    Agreed. ...

    I happen to believe that there should be some more levels of negotiation in between failure to comply and ALL OUT WAR.

    In summary: IPFreely 1) Concedes that Saddam is not going to disarm without war 2) Advocates that we should continue to negotiate with Saddam.

    Advoctacating that we negotiate while simultaneosly stating that negotiation will fails is evident self-contradiction. My purpose in noting that contradiction is not to make a case either for or against war. Rather, I wish to draw attention to the fact that IPFreely, slashdot user number 47576, is a fucking moron.

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  154. You be a Nigger Hat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh catz outa teh bag.

    yoo ar teh black hat; nigger hat, yo word!

    fo shcizzle my nizzle.

    slappy yo momma's patty!

    double double word!

  155. Htere is a use for AOL Cd's by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    Just fill a few C5-A's with AOL CD's and 1000 free hours to every one.

    The Iraqi internet will be clogged by room spam bots, and offers to look at naked women.

    There will be no way for military traffic to get through

    cheers

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  156. biowarfare by otherwords by bigmammoth · · Score: 1

    When the US bombs water treatment plants killing hundreds of thousands with biological toxicity is that considered high tech or low tech? "Destroy the infostructure?" with a more honest approach to language it would be called biological warfare against the Iraqi people

  157. Re:We have always been at war with Eastasia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will be no end to this war - no Armistice day, no end, ever.

    It is too useful to those in the goverment who want to expand their power, and the vast majority of our fellow citizens are going along with whatever is being told to them.

    War is the health of the state.

  158. Given the Americans penchant for Friendly Fire by cranos · · Score: 1

    They'll probably end up DDOSing the entire Eastern Seaboard. Either that or somebodies home page from their wedding.

  159. logging in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's the problem with anonymous speech? what, is "zordak" any better than "anonymous"? opinions are opinions! look at the federalist papers!

    good ideas don't need a byline.

  160. SuSE is better. RedHat is standard though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RedHat is known as THE WORLD STANDARD on Linux.

    SuSE makes Linux easier to use, adds value.

    RedHat, in the past, since RedHat 7.0, made some verry verry verry bad choices on what software to build its distribution of Linux upon. I cannot confirm the correctness of 8.0 other than they ONCE AGAIN did some things that aggravated the majority of people; they merged the GNOME and KDE environments (GUI subsystem ontop of X Window System) and it is killing compatibility. Now GNOME and KDE developers are cleaning-up RedHat's garbage by doing what RedHat screwed-up; they are making GNOME and KDE inter-operate without compatibility problems; what RedHat initially tried to do in a dirty way.

    I have purchased SuSE 6.4 (Special/limited) and SuSE 7.3: Prophessional. SuSE is excellent and they improved everything without breaking compatibility. I recommend SuSE even though they are usually 10% to 30% more expensive than the "Personal" (or standard?) equivalent RedHat. You can't go wrong with SuSE because SuSE knows how to operate; they don't whant anyone bogging down their tech-support center, so everything is made pixel-perfect before release.

    -I'm a proud SuSE 7.3 owner and quite honestly I see no reason to upgrade to SuSE 8.1; SuSE's Linux scales/upgrades to their equivalent latest retail edition verry well.

  161. Fucking troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the twenty million Russians killed by the Germans?

  162. Yes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but interestingly enough, who mods him up so far on this one?

    I hate to sound harsh, but slashdot sure is a fuckwit magnet these days. He could almost pass for French. :) (Sorry...needed a cheapshot on the french...frustrations and all.)

    1. Re:Yes.... by Jodka · · Score: 1
      I hate to sound harsh, but slashdot sure is a fuckwit magnet these days.

      This guy wants to be sure that he can nuke the United States:

      "That's why I will go and vote even for communists or facists if they support upkeeping serious amounts of nuclear weapons able to wipe US"

      Slashdot values that +4 Insightful. Also at +4 Insigntful, United States=Nazi Germany:

      "The US is now what Germany was in the 30's...".

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  163. Here's an analogy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to use this one to explain how this works. Idiot liberals like to whine about the tax break "for the rich", and I think this sums it up pretty well.

    The Truth about Taxes
    by Anonymous

    Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand.
    Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner.
    The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

    The first four men-the poorest-would pay nothing;
    The fifth would pay $1:
    The sixth would pay $3;
    The seventh $7;
    The eighth $12;
    The ninth $18.

    The tenth man-the richest-would pay $59.

    That's what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement-until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

    "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20."

    So now dinner for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

    So the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six-the paying customers?

    How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share?"

    The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being *paid* to eat their meal.

    So the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

    And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of his earlier $59.

    Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free.

    But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

    "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man.

    He pointed to the tenth. "But he got $7!"

    "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got seven times more than me!"

    "That's true!" shouted the seventh man.

    "Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

    "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

    The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

    The next night he didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They were $52 short!

    And that, boys and girls, journalists and college instructors, is how the tax system works.

    The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.

    Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore.

    Unfortunately, Liberals cannot grasp this straight-forward logic!

    1. Re:Here's an analogy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, what, the rich just all move away? start evading taxes? what?

  164. The Reason For the Wait by inKubus · · Score: 1

    No wonder they've been putting this war off for so long--They had to wait until Mitnick got out. ;)

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    Cool! Amazing Toys.
  165. My opinion by yelligsc · · Score: 1

    Whenever I see anything with the word "Cyber" used, it instantly makes me think the source has no clue about anything related to technology.

    When was the last time any respectable technology expert used the word "Cyber" ?

    Scott

  166. Cyber soldiers as federal profit center! by MMHere · · Score: 1
    If the federal budget gap grows much more, they can simply contract these cyber solders to MPAA/RIAA for professional hacking and disruption of all those evil peer to peer "music stealing" services!

    Since much of the current government over-spending is for military, why not make those guys shoulder their fare share of the burden?

  167. Would it be effective? by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

    It is not possible to hack a computer system just because you decide to do so. Hacking relies on discovering flaws, often by accident.

    Throwing money at a group of people to hack a system which could well be secure is a risky gamble.

    And do you honestly think that iraqs key warefare systems are connected to a publicly accessible system like the internet?

  168. control the media, not the net by kaisa_sosey · · Score: 1
    This is not meant to harm the enemy directly (what kind of net structure do you expect in iraq ?).

    I think internet access from within Iraq would be a big threat for the US because there would be a hole in the media control they want to establish (clean war). So what they can do with "Cyber-Warfare" is to prevent american people from seeing cruel pictures of war - and in turn to keep them thinking that everything is allright...

    ...look at your calendar, it's 1984...

  169. bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cyber War is one area where the US is not the super power.

    Everyone here knows that the great US (read golbal) economy is built on a very fragile, inherently weak network, known as the internet or more rightly the GatesNet.

    First the SQL Slammer, next the SADDAMSlammer.

    Only this one has teeth.

    Bye bye economy

  170. Further proof of the threat of Iraq by paroneayea · · Score: 1

    With the media abuzz and critics ranting, George Bush gave a speech to further clarify his plan for cyber warfare. "We have firsthand evidence that Iraq has computers. As we all know, an evil mind only does evil things, and if you don't believe me pick up a Bible like the good Catholic American you are. Suddam is undeniably using these computers to generate weapons of mass destruction. We also have word from a classified source that Suddam is hiring computer people to make programs that when you run them do horrible things to computers other than those in Iraq." Bush continued the speech speaking about patriotism and his ability to have the knowlege and wisdom of God. He also invented three new words, and became the first person to somehow misspell a word while trying to pronounce it aloud. Stay tuned for more mind numbing details.

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  171. Saddam doesn't have to win, to win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > But the outcome of such a war, if it does come to pass, is not in doubt.

    I am not sure I agree with this. Saddam does not have to beat the US to win the war - he merely needs to kill 5-10,000 US troops which is a wholly different thing.

    There is a good case for saying the US public is not prepared for mass casualties in this day and age, partly because of culture, partly because previous wars have given a false expectation of casualty rates.

    Indeed, the US is so confident of victory, nobody has even talked about possible casualties anywhere in the media. This is quite revealing I think, and would make the shock of seeing body bags even greater.

  172. your fascist neighbour cries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hail Bush!

  173. Oh, give it a rest. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you and your political brethren honestly have to jump to the rescue every time a stray prepositional phrase bears the possibility of alluding to a statement which could in a different context suggest support of a war on Iraq?

    Your post is entirely devoid of content.

    If in espousing your ideology all you're going to do is join the chorus, then interest, humor, or bemuse me.

    Nobody comes to slashdot for accurate information. You will never see your local newscaster citing slashdot. People do come for the entertainment and interesting articles which would never see the light of day if slashdot *was* trying to be respectable.

    So, to stop this rant from developing anymore (and possibly growing an opposable thumb), shut up. And that's not directed to the poster, it's directed to the community of slashdot who interject personal political vendettas for no other reason than that they sense that the torrents of the mob are in their favor.

    Present arguments. Present innovative ideas. Present insights. Do not simpy try to make opposing ideologies unwelcome. And do not ignor this--I would not be petitioning my cause if the parent had been rated Troll.

  174. control the media, not the net by kaisa_sosey · · Score: 1
    This whole "Cyber-Warfare" is not to harm the enemy (come on, what kind of net controlled infrastructure do you expect in IRAQ ?).

    It is to destroy a information source they cannot control otherwise. It is to prevent the rest of the world from seeing something real about the war (remember vietnam?) or some propaganda from the other side.

    wake up,look at your calendar, it's 1984...

  175. Im going to be as gentle as I can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the gub'ment educated amoung you:

    Do you get your jobs from POOR people? NO.
    Poor people live quiet simple lives, then blame others for their failures, then run to politicians to get suckers to vote them more goods from those who earned it.

    http://www.boortz.com/taxstats.htm
    http://www.n cpa.org/pi/taxes/pdtx85.html
    THATS who pays the taxes. Cry me a fucking river about the poor.

    80 million americans own stock, all are in line for the 'rich tax break'.

    Stop your class warfare and try to understand nearly 50 percent of America DOESNT PAY ANY TAXES. In fact thanks to Bush Senior, they get EIC checks for more than they paid.

    When someone(Govt) takes money from people who EARNED it(created wealth) with force and give it to other people who didnt earn it, thats THEFT.

    Dress it up with words all you like, its THEFT plain and simple.
    Im going to go puke.

    Mod waaaay down, Slashdot doesnt want to hear the truth.

  176. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Democracy calls for a lot of personal responsibility and involvement; is the average Iraqi educated enough to understand the issues, and democratic enough not to give the keys to the country to the first dictator to walk by and promise everything?

    Right, and the US is doing so much better in all those areas...

  177. Makes OSS bad for govts.? by geekee · · Score: 1

    If a govt. runs OSS, everyone has access to the source, including enemy govts. So, if I know govt. X is running Linux, I hire a bunch of hackers to find weaknesses in the security, which should be a lot easier when I have the source available. Rather than report them, however, I catalog them, and the one's that are still remaining when war breaks out I use against enemy computers. Of course, given MS is handing out source to govts. now, they're facing the same problem.

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  178. Saddam, America's erstwhile ally by winterdark40 · · Score: 1

    IRAQ supports terrorists and is trying to build nukes

    Hmm, well, here's a defector who worked on the Iraqi Atomic Energy Commission for 30 years, and says that the nuclear program is ancient history.

    I might add that if Donald Rumsfeld didn't like the gassing of the Kurds and the other atrocities, maybe he should have raised the issue after he shook hands with Saddam Hussein during a 1983 meeting, instead of inviting the Butcher of Baghdad to expand his military and business ties with the United States.

    Give me one example of a time when Saddam Hussein used weapons of mass destruction without the support of Ronald Reagan (esp. note 33), and I'll reconsider the idea that Iraq is an imminent threat to America.

  179. Re:We have always been at war with Eastasia by dbrutus · · Score: 1

    Agreed that war is the health of the state but you lose sight that we can actually lose this war and the powers that be certainly don't want that. It is important to understand what kind of 2nd class jim crow like system these islamist nutcases want to impose on us.

    Islam has this unfortunate tendency to kill its reformers. When we get the balls to host all the heretics and protect their lives by going after those who issue death fatwas against them, the war will soon be over.

    All that needs happen is for people to start realizing that muslims don't have 1st amendment protection equal to jews and christians. It's not government repression that's the problem though, it's that our govt. doesn't take it as seriously when an islamic jurist sentences a US citizen to death as they would if the Archbishop of Canterbury would do it.

  180. Electromagnetic Pulse? by geekee · · Score: 1

    They should keep it simple.

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  181. "The food is disgusting" - Iraqi refugee by superyooser · · Score: 1
    Private Abass Shomail fled from the Iraqi army a few days ago. Here is his story.
    " We want America to attack because of the bad situation in our country. ... We have two blankets for every soldier, but they are very thin and don't keep us warm. The officers beat us. And the food is disgusting. I'm only paid 50 dinars [about £3] a month."
    The Guardian asks what would have happened if he had been caught trying to run away. "I would have been executed." (The article makes an interesting distinction between the loyal, elite Republican Guard and the oppressed, grunt soldiers like Shomail.)

    The State of Kuwait has a great web site that documents much of Iraq's brutality. And don't forget Saddam's goons cheering the crashing of the Columbia space shuttle. "We are happy that it broke up," Iraqi government employee Abdul Jabbar al-Quraishi said.

    The Iraqi leadership has been painted correctly.

  182. How do we know they are not doing it? by anubi · · Score: 1
    I read where we have plans for tampering in another country's computer infrastructure.

    I have the strong suspicion they have plans too.

    [ Paranoia Mode ON ]

    At least with open-source and having people trained in programming, I feel we have a pretty good chance of surviving a cyber-attack... kinda like I would feel confident of crossing a desert if I knew we had trained mechanics and machinists in the envoy.

    What scares the royal pookie out of me is that I am encouraged to "be a team player" and work with proprietary systems I have no idea how to troubleshoot the innards should I have to. Even having the tools to do so may be illegal (under DMCA).

    Maybe its a big fear of mine, but I keep seeing these things coming up that to me should not exist.. such as loopholes in the code which allow worms to literally bring down networks of these proprietary products in seconds flat. Who really knows how to fix it on that level? I have long had the suspicion that these may be intentionally be placed in the code... but if someone finds them, only *then* they will issue a fix. Yes, please consider me a bit paranoid here, but personally, I am scared crapless that my country may depend on something it does not understand how it works. Geez, a lot of it is not even coded here! And even if it was, the aura of secrecy going on only leads me to speculate maybe somebody is up to something no good.

    Maybe our government is working with the providers of proprietary software to install special ..er.."features" for them that nobody else is supposed to know about.. but then, once you have security by obscurity, how can you be certain that you are the only one that knows about it... and is a party that will sneak for you - will they sneak for someone else too? What other "bugs" exist which could bring down the system or render any security methods used by an organization moot? ( I use "bugs" in quotes because the people who want them in place may have paid well to have these "features" installed in the software. ).

    Again, I restate I could be well into paranoria here, but when I consider how important the computational infrastructure is to us, I consider the need for many people, not just a select few, to understand it intimately, and know exactly down to the hardware level exactly whats going on, how it works, and how to fix it if it doesn't. We have many engineers which could probably walk into any other critical infrastructure and operate it if they had to. I, for one, have worked in power plants and oil refineries, and feel I could walk in and bring one up if I had to... but then all the gauges and design specs are in plain view.

    Forgive me if my rant is a bit long, but frankly, I am scared. Scared of what I do not know. Even more scared because I percieve there are many people in power taking steps to make sure that we, as a public, are to be kept ignorant of the inner workings of something I perceive so critical to our civilization. (DMCA).

    [ paranoria mode still on ]

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  183. Wrap up? :) by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I was never entirely sure how I felt about THE Gulf War (not yet ready to call it the first Gulf War :) -- in terms of methods, I think the carnage was far more than necessary, and that we killed the wrong people, tens of thousands of conscripts as opposed to Republican Guard and, of course, the command. But like everyone I realized that once we'd let the snake out of the bag we had to do something about it. I think oil was a secondary motive, and "saving the Kuwaiti people" a distant third. (Odd fact, for all our talk about human rights, secular Iraq grants women more freedom than any other Arab state -- the ones that are our allies or at least neutrals.

    So there was some botching before, during, and after the war, which we need to understand or we'll do it again. I'll give Bush the slack that 9.9 out of 10 dictators would've had a coup under the circumstances. On the other hand, why didn't we get behind the Kurds? Why did we let him fly his gunships? We muttered something about not being able to tell who the bad guys were (!). Whatever.

    I have to emphasize there is little or no evidence that the Israel had anything to do with 9/11, any more than Saddam did. The reason cited by Al Queda was the stationing of our troops in their holy land, in cahoots with the weak Saudi rulers. The Israel/Palestine pretext appeared after the fact. Now, if maintaining a presence in the Gulf is a good idea, we'll take our lumps. But the terrorist attacks, however unjustly, are part of the price. People all over the place hate us, but well-financed, educated, fanatical ones are rare. 15 of 19 hijackers were Saudi, not to mention you-know-who and his staunchest supporters.

    Do we change our policy because of the attacks? God no! Ironically the terrorists box us in! Would we bother with all those troops if we'd toppled Saddam in the first place? Maybe. I guess we should recall that we did flee Lebanon after the Marines were killed, but then oil wasn't at stake, or national honor; still it did make it look like bloodying our nose would work, and that was the theory behind Saddam's disastrous choices in the war, and the 9/11 attacks (though the latter, granted, were blind hatred, the Al Queda heirarchy would like to dispose of the House of Saud -- not inconceivable).

  184. Re:I hope for the sake of our boys by dvdeug · · Score: 1

    Democracy calls for a lot of personal responsibility and involvement; is the average Iraqi educated enough to understand the issues, and democratic enough not to give the keys to the country to the first dictator to walk by and promise everything?

    Right, and the US is doing so much better in all those areas...

    We aren't perfect; but the average voter knows what the issues are, and has some knowledge about the issue. Furthermore, we believe in democracy; no general or monomanic is going to get support if he just declares himself dictator, and people going by the back door are still going to have the ACLU and friends and a bunch of far-right jumping all over it.

  185. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle
    made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget.
    Unsuccessfully.
    -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

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