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Children Of Dune Tonight

JQuazar writes "Time to get to that Tivo and select 'pick programs to record,' Children of Dune starts Sunday on the SciFi channel!" Waiting...patiently...

206 comments

  1. My wife and I are having a Dune parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're having Spice Beer, Slig (Tofu) dishes and Freman cakes (pumpkin pie). Tomorrow we're gonna have Sandtrout (belly tuna with a little blue dye) and Caladanian wine. Not sure about tuesday.

    The only rule is: No Talking! and you have to have read the books... non believers can stay home!

    1. Re:My wife and I are having a Dune parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      please, please don't reproduce

    2. Re:My wife and I are having a Dune parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      You're joking, right? Tell me you're joking. If you are not joking, please tell me your latitude and longitude and stay where you are...

    3. Re:My wife and I are having a Dune parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fucking geek. Get a lief, loser.

  2. Actually, start a little sooner... by TWagers · · Score: 5, Informative

    SciFi is also replaying their original 3-part miniseries of Dune during the day today, so if you haven't had a chance to catch it, start the Tivo a bit earlier and snag it as well

    1. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by TellarHK · · Score: 5, Funny

      I actually enjoyed the original Dune miniseries, and may watch the one tonight. The only problem with watching back-to-back would be that I don't know if I can handle that many brown/tan tones... it'd be like playing Quake 2 all day again.

    2. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DVD of original is available with some cut
      footage(yum chani). I only wish in the new
      series that Saska Reeves was still playing
      Jessica. And also, although I like susan
      sarandan OK, like any distinctive well known
      actor, she brings memories of all of her past
      films to mind. I find that distracting, I'll
      keep picturing her driving a thopter into the
      grand canyon or something.

    3. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Patrick13 · · Score: 1

      I am sorry, but the Dune miniseries produced on the SciFi channel was worse than the David Lynch movie adaptation, with cheesier SFX. At least, the David Lynch version had the excuse of finance problems and studio execs who didn't understand science fiction.

      It just seemed to me in the miniseries, they purposely avoided doing anything that had been done in the film, just so that they would be different, even in the rare instance when the film did it right.

      I will probably ended up P2Ping off the internet and watch it once. But that doesn't make it any good.

      Actually, I always thought it would be great animated. I wonder if they could do it like they did for the "Starship Troopers animated series, and produce them more cheaply than if they used real sets and film stock.

      At least that way they could maybe finally be faithful to the books.

      I read the entire series back to back about 4 years ago, and they are truly beyond visionary.

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    4. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Cramer · · Score: 1

      The original movie (circa 1984) is very good. The FX are much better than anything anyone has done with a computer to date. The cast and calibur of acting are incredible. And they didn't paint the whole damned thing red -- have these people never been to a desert (Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico... Egypt?)

      SciFi can't even pronounce the names correctly. I don't hold out any hope of them getting anywhere near the books.

    5. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by PD · · Score: 1

      The Dune miniseries was AWESOME! In places it was even better than the books that inspired it. So, I'm not really sure what you are talking about.

      And, just like the book version of Children of Dune was better than the first one, I think the miniseries will also be better.

      I just hope they get a chance to do God Emperor of Dune. That was my favorite.

    6. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Patrick13 · · Score: 1

      The Dune miniseries was AWESOME! In places it was even better than the books that inspired it. So, I'm not really sure what you are talking about.

      Well. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I have shared mine, thank you for sharing yours.

      I will say, however, I have never seen a movie adaptation of an original book that was better than the book.

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    7. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by miniver · · Score: 1
      I will say, however, I have never seen a movie adaptation of an original book that was better than the book.

      Either you've never seen Blade Runner, the Director's Cut, or you've never read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. The movie was much better than the original book.

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    8. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Patrick13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ironically, I would consider myself diehard fan of Blade Runner.

      I can only say that I don't really consider the movie to be based on the book, more like, "inspired" by it. I know that is a weak distinction, but if you have read Future Noir: The Making of Blade Runner, I think you'd find that my viewpoint withstands scrutiny.

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    9. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by PD · · Score: 1

      I think every movie is better than the book. And usually the second time they make a movie, they do a much better job than the first time. The same goes for music. Musicians hardly ever get the song right the first time.

    10. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Patrick13 · · Score: 1

      I think every movie is better than the book.

      Okey-doke. I don't even really have to respond to that, do I?

      Please don't troll.

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    11. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Ang Lee's Sense and Sensibility, the principle male characters are much more interesting and better realised than in the book.

    12. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by PD · · Score: 1

      It's not a troll, because I don't expect a response. The slight mockery is the entire message.

      The miniseries is either good or bad. To say it is bad because it's a film version of a book is worth mocking.

    13. Re:Actually, start a little sooner... by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      What about the Godfather?

  3. Children of Dune... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's your Daddy? :P

  4. Direct download for the Prologue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Direct download for the Prologue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD parent down
      don't open that shit

  5. Children of Dune... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the children of tivo ;-)

  6. Re:What about Waterworld? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they're re-running Waterworld again soon...

  7. Oh yeah, dune by thesilverbail · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This was were the series started getting slightly wierd

    IIRC, at the end of Dune 2, Paul had run away into the dessert leaving his children at the mercy of the Bene Gesserit etc. Lot of people were dissapointed with the fact that Paul turned out to be a sissy after all.

    Now, Leto and Chani have grown up sharing every memory; The abomination has gripped St Alia-of-the- knife. Everything now hinges on the awesome sacrifice Leto has to make. (Some sacrifice: he covers himself with sandtrout and becomes a human-worm meld that lives a thousand years as the God-emperor.) Someone refresh my memory : What else happens?

    most of God-emperor was totally over my head, but Heretics and Chapterhouse were amazing. And now to ask the perennial question: who were the old couple at the end of CH:D?

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  8. Bleh by JPelorat · · Score: 0, Troll

    If it's as sucky as the first miniseries was, I won't feel bad about having missed it.

    The movie, even in all its spectacular misery, was better than that compost heap of a miniseries. At least it got the characters right.

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    1. Re:Bleh by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Hey gee, thanks, moderator. Guess whoever modded me a troll must have simply disagreed with me.

      That wasn't a troll, pinhead, it was an observation. And yes, I have read the books. The movie did the characters and the plot better than the miniseries. Especially Baron Harkonnen.

      And you freaks think Ashcroft is dangerous? Look in the mirror.

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  9. Missing Option by KoolDude · · Score: 2, Funny


    I dont have a Tivo, you insensitive cl..

    Oh, wait... This is not a poll ? Never mind, move along, all you Tivos !

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    1. Re:Missing Option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh c'mon, a nice clean DVD rip has been up on usenet for a week! I watched the whole thing wednesday.

      and for you whiners:

      Like the Buddhists know, the root of disappointment is expectations. Just watch and enjoy it and be happy, or be a geeky wanker and bitch about the fact that they didn't make the 500-hour movie that would be necessary to recreate all the depth of the book. Like, you've made a better version?

  10. Like we get the scifi channel down under not! by wadiwood · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sad,

    they can't even get the sequence of farscape episodes right if they show them at all. And even on pay tv they don't show them whole or regularily, it's about as random as you can get.

    So this is the same Dune that Frank Herbert created. I haven't seen anything in film/video about that since the Sting movie with the sandworms that they later pinched in Star Wars.

    I suppose we will get to see it when the graphic look as current as the iron on a string graphics that the original Star Trek had.

    I'm disappointed and jealous

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    1. Re:Like we get the scifi channel down under not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sandworms in Star Wars? Eh?

    2. Re:Like we get the scifi channel down under not! by actor_au · · Score: 1

      I have the Dune MiniSeries DVD in my Hand right now. And unless I hit the spice really hard last week I do recall purchasing it from a JB Hi-Fi in Birsbane, now I may be going insane but you can also rent the series on VHS and DVD from a couple of Video stores around here (Video Ezy at Kenmore used to have it, I haven't been there in a while, everyone not in Brisbane just ignore this).
      However this may just be Brisbane.
      Unless you don't want to pay for them($65Aus), then you are screwed I am afraid.
      You are right about all the other things however when it comes to Sci-Fi, Australia is waay behind and due to our wonderful Broadband fees(you want how much for a 3gig Cable plan??) we can't even use P2P to get what will never be shown here, I want my Farscape!!

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    3. Re:Like we get the scifi channel down under not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Rocking Horse records sells it in Brisbane too, though it may be an NTSC version. Rocking Horse is a great place to check out if you're having trouble finding some "cult-ish" overseas show. Hey, you go to the Brissy meet-ups?

  11. Re:First "Who the Fuck Cares?" Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. Second. I beat you by 2 minutes.

  12. MOD PARENT UP - INSIGHTFUL AND INTERESTING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject line

  13. Humpfh by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 3, Funny

    SlashdotLemming says:

    Hmmm, just more intellectually devoid crap for the masses. No wonder I haven't turned on my television for 12 years. Tripe tripe tripe.

    Oh, wait, did you say SciFi channel and/or anime!?! Hell, I special ordered my TiVo already preprogrammed for this event baby!!
    Save Farscape!!

    1. Re:Humpfh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really.

      Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!, push palms up and teeny girl squeals of exquisite, cream-your-pants excitement from the canned studio audience.

      Yawn. What else is on tonight?

      Ooooooohhhh...Buffy!

  14. I see you never read the books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It was actually the miniseries that got
    the characters right, the movie got
    them wrong.

    1. Re:I see you never read the books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're obviously a blind moron, then.

  15. Re:Oh yeah, dune by MondoMor · · Score: 1

    Herbert really was hitting the crack pipe when Leto did the sandtrout thing.

    Leto's sacrifice: to live thousands of years, seeing everyone he loved die, and to become the "greatest predator mankind has ever known". Because of Leto's oppression (and his ability to carry out the oppression over many lifetimes -- long term planning), there would be no more Emperors, and mankind would scatter farther than it would have normally.

    Whatever the Bene Gesserit-cum-Honored Matres were running from, it was scary as hell. Leto saw it coming thousands of years beforehand.

    I just wish Duncan Idaho hadn't been used all the way up to the end.

    I was hoping Brian Herbert would carry on his Dad's legacy and publish what he could find about Dune after Chapterhouse, but after reading two of his three "prequel" books, I just want him to stop. A Dune concordance would be nice, though.

  16. Re:Oh yeah, dune by Pike65 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IIRC, at the end of Dune 2, Paul had run away into the dessert leaving his children at the mercy of the Bene Gesserit etc. Lot of people were dissapointed with the fact that Paul turned out to be a sissy after all.

    I must protest!

    Paul Maud'dib was living the Fremen way! If you're blind (as Paul was) you're a burden to your people and you go into the desert to die. It was either that or live in hypocrasy. I thought it was a shame at first, but in the end I decided it's better to burn out than to fade away. After all, Paul bailed as the series got lame . . .

    Like you said, the books got really freaky after the second one. God Emperor was just too weird for me, and I gave up on the last two because I thought the series was in a death spiral.

    But if you reckon they were worth it, I may go back and give them a go. What does everyone else think?

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  17. Yawn by X-Nc · · Score: 2, Funny
    • No TiVo...
    • Dune boring...
    • Have 6 year old son...
    I'll be watching the inside of my eyelids when this is on anyway.
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  18. Nuances, man by twilight30 · · Score: 1

    Uh, Duncan Idaho back from the dead as Hayt-Idaho?
    There's a plot to kill Paul's children.

    The sacrifice Leto makes is the one that Paul is unwilling to try for; that of using prescience to its logical end (the removal of all free will from the universe).

    Basically, the question is, what happens if you know the future? It's an awesome power: Paul eventually blinds himself to take himself out of ruling Dune and the Empire. Leto, having both prescience and the ability to consult his dead ancestors through living memory, realises that humanity will always want to screw with things beyond their control. So by losing his humanity, gaining quasi-immortality, and using that in conjunction with his powers of prescience and living memory, he is able to control the universe as he sees fit. All of it is meant as an instruction not to do the same in succeeding generations: it's a lesson.

    At the risk of oversimplifying massively to the point of losing the thread: Leto's life is meant as an answer to the question posed above, in other words --
    When you gain prescience, you lose free will.

    Which is why Leto has to live for 1600 years -- if he were to stay mortal, there would be nothing to ensure that his ideas, the stagnant culture he creates, and the ossified universe around Dune would last 50 years beyond his death, never mind over a thousand.

    This is not to say that Herbert agreed with any of this himself, but he certainly wanted his characters to have these depths of concept.

    Chapterhouse's old couple totally escapes me at the moment, so I can't answer that one.

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    1. Re:Nuances, man by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      "Paul eventually blinds himself"

      Huh? Paul was blinded by a stoneburner, a weapon (near as I can determine) made specifically as a terror weapon for that very task.

      (been a while since I read it though)

      SB

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    2. Re:Nuances, man by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      Technically, you're right. However, he was prescient, remember? He did nothing to avoid it as such.

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    3. Re:Nuances, man by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      A stoneburner is what they call a nuke. Or I was always under that impression.

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    4. Re:Nuances, man by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      ----------
      "The Naraj defenders used a stone burner," Farok said. "My son was too close. Cursed atomics! Even the stone burner should be outlawed."
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      Oh, and twilight30, you were right:

      ----------
      Paul, knowing that sound and glow from the earliest nightmare glimpses of his vision, felt an odd sense of fulfillment. It went the way it must. "Stone burner!" someone screamed.
      "Stone burner!" The cry was all around him.
      "Stone burner . . . stone burner . . ."
      -----------

      Took some digging! Wish I had a searchable version (ebook) ;-)

      SB

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    5. Re:Nuances, man by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      "Paul eventually blinds himself"

      Yep, that's what happens when you play with your sandworm all day.

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    6. Re:Nuances, man by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      True, but since he "saw" it coming, he should have been able to avoid it. I didn't see the movies but I read the books. It's been awhile for me too.

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  19. Re:Oh yeah, dune by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Children of Dune is a sort of fusion between the books Dune Messiah and Children of Dune. And if you are lucky, will not happen nothing very new compared to the books (well, more than the residual effects of making from those 2 books 1 tv adaptation)

  20. I hate licorice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I prefer the descriptions of it from those who enjoy the taste.

  21. Re:What about Waterworld? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jabs pencils into eyes to avoid
    waterworld.

  22. And for those with tivo's by Ageless+Stranger · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can find the miniseries under "Frank Herbert's Children of Dune". I took me a while to find it because I was looking under "Dune" or "Children".

  23. Not on UK Sci-Fi by rf0 · · Score: 1

    Not showing on the UK scifi channel feed. Oh well least we have new futurama and Simpsons on Sky 1 tonight

  24. What about... by secondsun · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... those of us who don't have tivo's but instead have set top boxes based on a c3 933 and a Radeon AIW? Oh and only get broadcast because we live in the (*#($@)#@*$ sticks.

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    1. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use your TV capture card (or a friend's) and be sure to record with the :vhq switch at 640x480. Then run the output thru a 3 pass Divx conversion.
      MEncoder, transcode, streamer - your choice.

      My new DTV box has svideo outs! If I could just figure out how to get the Dobly 5.1 stream into my PC with my current sound card, not!

    2. Re:What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a satellite dish, you redneck.

  25. thank you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    its people like you that reafirm that I am sane, at least as a populace percentile rating

  26. Yep by vjmurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Waiting...patiently... "

    Impatience is the mind killer...

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    1. Re:Yep by Mister+Black · · Score: 1

      Impotence is the mood killer...

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  27. bittorrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, I've had it downloaded for a few days, Donkax has had it available (check previous days, I'd be surprised if it was still being seeded though). And the audio is encoded with ogg!! :)

  28. Re:Oh yeah, dune by twilight30 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think they are worth it. I read them every five years or so. Some of the dialogue in the later books pisses me off, to be honest with you, but on the whole it's a rich universe to think about.

    One thing I particularly like about it is that it's science fiction written with an emphasis on the psychological and philosophical, as opposed to the 'Hard SF' (technologically-based) and fantasy stuff (wizards, goblins, whatever, I couldn't give a fuck, really). There are themes in all 6 books that you don't really find in other science fiction, certainly not as developed anyways.

    Tim O'Reilly in an interview with Herbert discovered that a lot of the first 3 books were meant as a riposte to Asimov's Foundation series -- there's a sense in Foundation that 'the wise men of science will save us', whereas Herbert felt quite strongly that trusting in any single group of people was a failure of intellect. (This has elements related to the Hard SF mentioned above, but I digress)

    One thing I found interesting about the Bene Gesserit was that they were sketched initially as a female version of the Jesuits.

    Enough of this. Read them, they're worth the effort. Really.

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  29. cool! by CakerX · · Score: 1

    I saw a bunch of people in wierd uniforms handing out leaflets advertising this.

    I think they worked for Sci-Fi

  30. Re:Oh yeah, dune by Spazholio · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, that old couple at the end of CH:D were "perfect" Face Dancers. That's why they wanted Duncan Idaho - with his repeated lives, reawakenings, and skills of the Honored Matres, he had eventually become the true Kwisatz Haderach

  31. Long Process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish they could show the movie without all those commercials and logos, now I will have to record it using my computer, cut the commercials, wipe out the logos and then burn it to one or two cds :(

    1. Re:Long Process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What else would you use to record it? A VCR?!??!

  32. boycott Susan Sarandon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'd like to boycott Susan Sarandon films (and Sean Penn etc.) because of their political "diarrhea of the mouth". They're great at acting, but they sure do say some stupid stuff. And I'm even a liberal!

    Maybe I can CinePaint Brittany Spears in for Susan Sarandon. I'm quite sure Brittany doesn't have *any* political convictions!

    1. Re:boycott Susan Sarandon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck you. Just because these people are "stars" doesn't mean they shouldn't have opinions. For example, you went and told us that you are a fucking liberal, the lowest form of scum on the earth, and we are supposed to care? And yet, I do not call for a boycott of all your posts.


      If you don't like freedom of speech and everything it implies, move to Iraq, you pussy.

    2. Re:boycott Susan Sarandon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said nothing of freedom of speech. I just said that "stars", as you put it, have no more expertise in politics than an average dude. So before you get your panties in a bunch, read what I said: simply put people shouldn't listen to "stars" when it comes to politics.

      By the way, after we go fix Iraq, it probably won't be such a bad place to live!

    3. Re:boycott Susan Sarandon by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Indeed. What's the deal with her getting top billing? She only gets about 15-30min of screen time in the entire series. And her part could have been played just as well by any random person pulled off the street.

    4. Re:boycott Susan Sarandon by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      It's tradition. Remember 1984's "Dune: STARRING STING!"

      Starring Sting's pelvis, mostly.

      Or SciFi's "Frank Herbert's Dune: Starring William Hurt!"

      You've got to have a famous actor in a supporting role get top billing.

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  33. Re:Oh yeah, dune by ryarger · · Score: 1

    For the "in story" explanation, I think that's pretty much right. On top of that, I've read somewhere before that the old couple also represents Herbert himself and his wife. Supposedly the physical descriptions (including thier house) match. And if you re-read those sections with that in mind it takes on a whole new meaning. Basically, the author saying goodbye to his creation.

  34. Having seen it already... by stienman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since I have a super secret ability to see movies between the time they leave the theater and go to the video store, and since this movie about to go to TV was never in the theaters, I've already seen it.

    First off, there are no real spoilers in this comment. Things like it's a 4.5 hour movie split into three 1.5 hour segments are fair game.

    If you liked the first movie, you'll enjoy this one. This movie covers both the second and third books, of which I've heard bad things. If you like them just for entertainment then you'll do well. If you are a Dune fanatic, then whether you enjoy them or not depends on whether you enjoyed the books or not.

    Technically they are well done. The effects are as well done as the first miniseries, and the acting is on par with the first. If anything lacks, I'd say it was due to the books they are following rather than any problems of the production. Since I haven't read the books I can't comment on how well they follow the plot, except to say that the summaries I've seen online match the movies.

    All that said, I enjoyed spending a nice quiet evening with my wife watching it. It was a long evening (4.5 hours), but we were glued to the set, so we couldn't turn it off and continue it later. I'd hate to see it with commercials and with time in between. If you hate that to, then be aware that you video store will have it on its shelves on May 20th in DVD and VHS.

    I'll reply to this post with a movie summary.

    -Adam

    1. Re:Having seen it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The effects are as well done as the first miniseries, and the acting is on par with the first.

      Hopefully it's not that bad

    2. Re:Having seen it already... by gladbach · · Score: 1

      Yes, I found it to be pretty good myself. I downloaded it a week or two ago, and couldn't turn it off.

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    3. Re:Having seen it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I downloaded it a week or two ago, and couldn't turn it off.

      maybe you weren't clicking on the correct widget

    4. Re:Having seen it already... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Since I have a super secret ability to see movies between the time they leave the theater and go to the video store, and since this movie about to go to TV was never in the theaters, I've already seen it.


      Or you have a broadband connection ;-)

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    5. Re:Having seen it already... by stienman · · Score: 1

      Actually, I work for at the corporate office of a small chain of video stores, so we get to see all the movies destined to go on video about 2-3 months before they go to video.

      They're called screeners, since the studios are asking us to screen them and hopefully put them on our shelves.

      -Adam

    6. Re:Having seen it already... by zhrike · · Score: 1

      Technically they are well done. The effects are as well done as the first miniseries, and the acting is on par with the first. If anything lacks, I'd say it was due to the books they are following rather than any problems of the production. Since I haven't read the books I can't comment on how well they follow the plot, except to say that the summaries I've seen online match the movies.

      It's hard to criticize such incisive comments.
      I mean, you haven't read the books, but you're sure that any negative aspects of the mini-series are derived from the source rather than the production? That is unbelievably fucking stupid.
      And this gets modded to informative?

    7. Re:Having seen it already... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Sorry then :)

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    8. Re:Having seen it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah, so it was you!

      Thanks for encoding those DVD Screeners for the scene d00d! We appreciate it!

  35. It's going to be released on DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gonna be released on DVD around May I believe, ...although I'm sure a few of you who are alt.binaries adept already have the 5 disc svcd. :P

  36. Re:Oh yeah, dune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weren't the old couple just a couple of "face dancers"? Why would it matter who they were?

    I did find the ending to "Chapter House: Dune" rather anti-climatic, but maybe that's just me.

  37. How about the Children of the Drones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it THAT going to be released?

    I'm waiting impatiently for that one.
    The Children of the Droids is supposed to be cool too, but we won't get to see that one until next year.

  38. ******SPOILERS****** by stienman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Basic plot summary (not too spoilerish): Paul has a fremen concubine and a wife (who is from another house). Paul and the fremen woman are trying to have kids, but find that they can't, so they use an ancient fremen fertility treatment which not only helps pregnency, but speeds it up and give the child born special abilities due to the spice.

    Paul becomes blind due to a terrorist attack on a city he is visiting. The ancient fremen way has blind people go out into the desert to die, which is rather respectful since they don't demand the body water they carry at death. His sister reigns while his child is growing up. A fremen prophet rises up against alia (pauls reigning sister), saying that arakis is and should be a desert planet, rather than the green earth-like planet pauls and now his sister's reign has made it. The worms are dying because of this.

    Real story (Big spoilers): Pauls public wife is giving his fremen concubine contraceptives. The are discovered, and decide to use the fremen method to overcome their effects. She has twins, a boy and a girl, and dies in childirth. During this time those who were instruction pauls wife to give the contraceptive launch another plan to prevent the birth or kill the children. They fail, but pauls wife dies due to the speed of the pregnancy and delivery. The children grow up under the care of pauls wife and sister (their aunt), as paul leaves for the desert due to his blindness. During the remainder of the movie paul lives as the prophet testifying against his own riegn and sister. Most of the other characters do not realize this, but suspect it so they don't have him assasinated as they would any other detractor.

    The remainder covers the treachery of another house trying to disrupt the spice trade so they can gain additional power and control. This fails due in part to their own treachery, and in part to pauls mother. Sister alia becomes delusional and power hungry, and eventually kills herself. Pauls son becomes one with the worms, and thus endowed with power begins to bring down the house of paul atreides, bringing arrakis back to its desert self.

    There's more, but I gotta go.

    -Adam

    1. Re:******SPOILERS****** by kavau · · Score: 1
      They fail, but pauls wife dies due to the speed of the pregnancy and delivery. The children grow up under the care of pauls wife

      I know it's confusing, but let's go over this again: Chani, Paul's concubine and mother of his children, dies in the second book. Paul married Irulan for purely political reasons, and she doesn't give him any children. ;-)

  39. Re:Oh yeah, dune by metlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But if you reckon they were worth it, I may go back and give them a go. What does everyone else think?

    Spoiler Warning!

    After Dune, just about everything is depressing. God Emperor of Dune was weird enough, but wait until you come to Heretics of Dune.

    Herbert builds up a belief system, where he just shows everything that you knew and respected fade away. And things that you loved to despise, or did not quite like of, like say the BG, turn out to be almost the nice guys!

    And then you will realize why Leto-II was good to the BG in the God Emperor series! He knew that the BG had a much much bigger role to play.

    Now Dune:Chapterhouse. Thats another very very weird book. Its almost like telling you, everything you knew, or thought that you knew, is false. And you hardly got to see the tip of the iceberg.

    He leaves it on a very weird note - either he was planning to write more or did not want to, or knew that he'd not live to write more. Coming to Marty and Daniel, read this article. The ending of the Dune series is just as weird as the ending to Asimov's foundation - just about anything could happen, and you're left with infinite possibilities, and infinite questions :-)

    So on the whole, the whole series has a little sad note, and a very weird feeling, but you come away satisfied, although with lots of questions!

    Now my question is, what really happened to Ix? Because in House Atreides by Brian Herbert and Kevin Anderson, he discusses some very weird things about the Atreides and the Ix houses, and some weird characters and the like. Any ideas? I would also like to read more about the Butlerian Jihad, guess Brian is writing a book on that?

  40. Re:Bleh - Really bad casting by aber · · Score: 1

    I'm still quite disappointed on the casting. I just can't accept Dune with so many blond actors! And they all look so plain, too. If there was one thing that Lynch's Dune got right was that all the actors had very powerful distinctive looks (and were great actors too). Much better than the team of teen bimbos on the miniseries... Disgusting...

  41. Re:These seem cool by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    Funny showd up under Children for me with a Direct TV series 2.

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  42. Re:Oh yeah, dune by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    Umm, that's Leto and Ghanima. Named after the fremen word for spoil of war.

  43. Damnit Janet! by Tugar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Too bad Susan Sarandon is in it.
    I would have liked to have watched it.

    1. Re:Damnit Janet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the same reason I'm not watching it.

      I'm all for people having the right to express themselves, but when somebody exploits their position of exposure to the extent that she has, it's pathetic.

    2. Re:Damnit Janet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You people are fucking losers. You cannot take a difference of opinion and censoring them (via these stupid "boycotts") only makes you look more pathetic than you actually are (which is, frankly, amazing).


      It only goes to show that when push comes to shove, the morons in America let their true colors shine. Instead of engaging in discussion and debating things, people get all righteous and "boycott" anything that doesn't adhere to their limited narrow view of the world.


      As I've said before, if you fuckwits don't like freedom of speech, please move to Iran or North Korea where you will be welcomed with open arms by your philosophical counterparts.

    3. Re:Damnit Janet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they have the right to boycott the war because they don't believe in what Bush says ... yet we're "fucking losers" if we choose to boycott their TV shows because we don't believe in what they say?

      Explain the logic to me please...

      I agree that they've got every right to speak their piece about the Iraq war. But I'm also saying that I've got every right to turn off the TV when their show comes on.

      Why don't you go pop in "The Banger Sisters" ... Sounds like it might be your kind of flick...

    4. Re:Damnit Janet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they have the right to boycott the war because they don't believe in what Bush says ...

      Believe me, if you are an American... you can't boycott the war.

      You are a target.

      Period.

    5. Re:Damnit Janet! by Tugar · · Score: 1

      You people are fucking losers. You cannot take a difference of opinion and censoring them (via these stupid "boycotts") only makes you look more pathetic than you actually are (which is, frankly, amazing).

      What is really pathetic is watching you trying to wrap your mind around the concept of censorship.

      Censorship is an action of government.

      A boycott is an action of a private citizen. I am not a government. I refuse to financially support Susan Sarandon.

      Susan Sarandon has every right to say what she wants to say. She has no right to expect those who find the things she says to support her.

      It only goes to show that when push comes to shove, the morons in America let their true colors shine. Instead of engaging in discussion and debating things, people get all righteous and "boycott" anything that doesn't adhere to their limited narrow view of the world.

      "Morons". "Limited narrow view of the world."
      This would be an example of discussion and debating?
      You are demonstrating what is called, "Argument from intimidation." You cannot handle that someone who thinks like you is being boycotted.
      Instead of respecting my right to not support her work, you resort to name calling and what you think is intimidation.

      As I've said before, if you fuckwits don't like freedom of speech, please move to Iran or North Korea where you will be welcomed with open arms by your philosophical counterparts.

      Unlike one of us in this conversation, I've put body and soul between you and those who would make the world more like Iran and North Korea.

  44. No creativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All I could imagine when attempting to watch the first one was - this is how someone from suburbia would make it.

    And as far as them being intense fundementalists who stare off into the distance when talking to one another, give me break.

    The original movie was far more inspired than this made for tv rubbish.

    1. Re:No creativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. movie had better everything (esp set and effects).

    2. Re:No creativity by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The TV show gave me the impression that Paul was a vacant mouthpiece for some god. The movie portrayed him as intelligent, which is how I intrepreted the book.

    3. Re:No creativity by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Yeah, isn't it funny. People gave David Lynch a lot of crap for the movie, but we might decide in retrospect that the problem might have been in the book itself. I honestly think he did a good job filming a book which just doesn't translate well into a screenplay. And I honestly think his set designers and effects people were incredible. This new show doesn't look bad, but it really fails to capture the alien-ness of the time the way Lynch's version does.

    4. Re:No creativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed. And I laughed. And I laughed.

      And then I laughed even more.

      Gods below! Lynch only really added some strange 'weirding modules', which allowed him to not spend six hours filming the boring politics of the Imperium.

      Say what you will, but at least Lynch never made Paul appear to have the hots for Irulan. (That moistened bitch! Chani would cut out her tongue and hang it from her neck!)

      And therein lies the problem. These sci-fi dolts are commiting the ultimate sin of book-to-film translation. They're changing who the characters are.

      Lynch didn't do that. Events may have changed slightly, specifics might have gone to hell, but Paul was still Paul, Duncan was still Duncan, and the Fremen still kicked ass on the plains of Arrakeen.

      The sci-fi people.. Well, let's just say that I had seriously considered sending Peter Jackson a letter of apology after seeing most of the sci-fi series.

      Why?

      I'd beg his forgiveness - his bastardization of Faramir utterly pales in comparison to what the people at Sci-fi have done with Dune.

    5. Re:No creativity by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Quite right!

  45. Re:Oh yeah, dune by gladbach · · Score: 1

    Last I heard, Brian Herbert is doing the prequel books to prepare for the book that Frank had notes on for after chapterhouse.

    The prequel books were *ok*. I think only those interested in the dune storyline would really enjoy them. They were good enough to keep me reading, rather than some other series books that I ended up just discarding after reading half way through.

    I thought the last two books in the series, heretics and chapterhouse were respectable. I wonder whether God Emperor and those will be made into miniseries or not. I am not sure whether GE would make a good miniseries, as its not exactly the most action packed in the world, but rather a bunch of mind games over and over. The last two would make good ones imho, going by what they did w/ children, which I think they did a great job. (saw it last week)

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  46. Also Airing Tonight... by Paersona · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For those who think that the Dune books provided diminishing returns, there's at least one other geek-friendly choice for your viewing pleasure tonight. Game Show Network is airing "Big Bucks: The Press Your Luck Scandal", also at 9 ET. It's the story of Michael Larson, an out of work ice cream truck driver from Ohio, who managed to beat the system on a network game show. He realized that the "random" prize board actually followed a few basic patterns, including two spaces which would continually give him more spins on the board. He then memorized the patterns, got onto the show, and set the earnings record for TV gameshows before Millionare came on. It's a fun story. GSN is airing a documentary about his plan and both episodes of his original appearance tonight.

  47. ROFLMAO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude! +5 Funny!!! Please mod this up. The fellow is a god of wordplay.

  48. Wife not a Dune fan, I'll be glued to TV by RolandGunslinger · · Score: 1

    My wife doesn't get sci-fi, so I'm the big Dune fan in our house. Hopefully, they'll do a better job with COD than with Dune. Looking forward to it!!!!

    1. Re:Wife not a Dune fan, I'll be glued to TV by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Prepare for disappointment. The computers used to render some of the scenes are better -- on par with modern computer games, but it's otherwise the same as their Dune.

      (It doesn't hold a candle to the original Dune movie. Herbert was part of that movie. The SciFi stuff is quite bad by comparision.)

  49. Re:Oh yeah, dune by jbolden · · Score: 1

    One of the things of the DVD set you can buy (which is BTW really cheap I got 3 DVDs new for $15) is a 1 hour interview with a friend of Herbert who talked to him as Dune 1 was forming in Herbert's mind. O'Reilly is way off.

  50. Dune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's Dune? Seriously...

    (better post this as an AC)

    1. Re:Dune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's Dune? Seriously...

      I don't know either. But in the preview the part where the dude is standing up on the cliff (or whatever) with his arms stretched out and says "I will face my fears, and I will let it pass through me." That part sounds pretty cool so I'm going to check it out.

      (Good idea. I should probably post this as an AC myself.)

  51. Don't Expect Nice Neat Endings by N8F8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've seen it, in a word: Awesome. More polished and better effects than the first series. The space guild character CGI is pretty sweet. If I had to pick a real standout performance it would have to be James McAvoy who plays Leto II.

    I've never read the series though I hav read tons of sci-fi books. I saw the origional movie before I joined the Navy out of HS and started reading Sci-Fi. This is still the first half of the Frank Herbert Dune timeline. Its looking like one or two more mini-series' are in order (God Emperor of Dune,Heretics of Dune, Chapterhouse: Dune). Let's hope this series makes a bundle so they keep making them.

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  52. Why TV sucks by Washizu · · Score: 1

    I don't want to miss Six Feet Under. Hopefully they'll show Children of Dune again.

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    1. Re:Why TV sucks by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
      Ditto on the Six Feet Under, but it's on at 7 p.m. in Arizona on the HBO-Eastern Feed and again tomorrow at 8 p.m. on the regular HBO channel.

      I won't be missing either...

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  53. Re:Oh yeah, dune by PedroP35 · · Score: 1

    At the risk of sounding like a jerk (READ: Total Dune Geek), I think you mean Leto and Ghanima (or Ghani as they called her). Also, IIRC, Ghanima means "Spoils of war" to the Fremen.

    Leto's "sacrifice" was to accept his Godhood in the way Paul could not accept the Golden Path. Basically, the Golden Path was meant to scatter human life away from the empire; to stir the pot for a while (roughly 3000 years), keeping our humanity.

    3000 years after Children of Dune, God Emperor was deeply philosophical, and dealt with Leto's loss of humanity. The little action included a new, very unique ghola Duncan Idaho; a rebellious descendant of the Atreides, Siona; and Leto's "perfect woman" companion, Hwi Noree.

    Fast forward another 1500 years (I think), to Heretics, an action packed book (as well as Chapterhouse), which deals with the conflict between the Bene Gesserit and the dangerous Honored Matres. One of Herbert's most interesting characters, Miles Teg, appears in this book.

    Anyway, Chapterhouse continues this excellent story line to a final confrontation between the B.G. and the H.M. on Chapterhouse. I would highly recommend slugging through God Emporer to get to Heretics and Chapterhouse, which are both great books. The old couple at the end? I'm not really sure, but the way I originally read it was that it was some sort of "Horton Hears a Who" philosophy. (And then I read the book jacket and realized that it was most likely a tribute to Herbert's late wife, Bev, and was meant to show that life will go on in the universe.)

  54. will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by bani · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the first miniseries was AWFUL.

    Every character was totally uninspiring and the acting was just... horrible (never to mention the odd accents getting in the way of everything).

    Kyle MacLachlan can act the pants off this Alec Newman guy.

    William Hurt is a normally a fine actor, but in the dune miniseries they had him as if he was permanently goosed up on nyquil or something.

    Then the sets. Many of them were BLINDINGLY obviously sound stages, especially the desert scenes. It was very distracting.

    The only thing distracting about the Lynch production was Duke Leto speaking into a socket wrench :-)

    As jumbled as the Lynch dune production was, and despite how much it deviated from the book, it was easily a million times more enjoyable than the miniseries production.

    Given all that, I guess they can hardly do worse than the first miniseries. Nowhere to go but up...

    1. Re:will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      I'd disagree. I enjoyed the series but had many problems with the theatrical version.

      The special effects in the series, at least for me, did not detract at all from the story; this was precisely because the series followed the essence and the ideas of the book if not precisely the images. Have you ever seen a play or an opera? Certainly no one would believe the sets are real, but the sets are there merely to advance the plot and the story. Too many productions rely on dramatic visuals but fail in the important story.

      Now, though I don't believe that a movie should not deviate at all from a book, the movie took too many liberties with the story that it should have been called something else. Things such as the Beast Rabban/Feyd Rautha characters, rain on Dune, the removal of key plot events, the voice activated weapons, etc., were not in keeping with the book. To be done right, it would have required a LOTR scale but this was probably not even considered.

    2. Re:will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by zhrike · · Score: 1

      The first mini-series was far more of a departure from the book than was Lynch's movie.

      I thought it was terrible through and through (apart from the deviation from the printed source, that is understandable).

      I prefer to movie, but am still waiting for it to
      be done right...along with LOTR.

    3. Re:will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by snkline · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering how you thought that the mini-series was MORE of a departure than the movie. As far as I could tell the mini-series stayed almost completely in-line with the book. The movie though... I shuddered every time I heard someone say 'weirding module.' That was an utterly inexcusable departure from the book. (I'll forgive the rain since they probably didn't plan any sequels)

      Overall, as entertainment I'd say the movie was way better (the acting is attrocious in the mini-series) but in terms of keeping to the spirit of the book, the mini-series is on top.

    4. Re:will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by dr00g911 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you there.

      However, after just having seen the first part of the Children series tonite, I have to say it was amazingly well done.

      The acting, direction and effects were much more subtle -- it seemed much more epic. Something about the previous series felt small, low budget, and made-for-TV.

      And there was the overly theatrical lighting, bad CG matte paintings and painfully bad acting.

      This one was just miles and miles better -- in a class of its own.

      And the 20-ish Alia. ROWR!!!

    5. Re:will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by zhrike · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering how you thought that the mini-series was MORE of a departure than the movie.

      I'm sorry that I did not include a reference. I had just re-read the entire series prior to the first airing of the mini-series, and the differences leapt out at me at that time. I don't recall all of the deviations, else I would have included them.

      possible spoilers

      There were significant lapses in dealing with Paul, particularly with the timeline of events.
      Also, the dread Sardaukar were buffoons in fancy garb, to which nary a reference was made. The fact that the Emperor's control hinged on their ferocity was a vital point never made. Also, the revelation of the strength and fighting skill of the Fremen was equally important to the plot, but the mini-series portrayed them as if they were desert nomads until Paul came along and taught them the Weirding Way. They had ambushed and destroyed a Sardaukar patrol, though outnumbered, while Paul was still a child, prior to his training his Fedaykin. That was a very important moment. Paul realized that he could harness the Fremen. Desert Power and all that. These are just a couple of small points that I recall offhand, but since it has been some months, I don't remember anything else right now. Sorry for their inadequateness.

      The movie was not a faithful, exact representation of the source, but it has the spirit of the thing right. These are certainly subjective points, but I see the look and feel of the film to be right on with Herbert's Arrakis. Again, not having seen the film in a while (I did watch it post Mini-series, however), I can't cite specifics.

    6. Re:will the acting still be as flat as a pancake? by bani · · Score: 1

      after having seen the series, i have to agree. it was much better than the first series.

      where i would have given the first series a 3, i give this one a 7. it was FAR less amateurish this time around, probably because they got a real directory...

      the casting was much better this time around too!

      james mcavoy gave a very good performance of leto II... the actor for duncan was much better... a better jessica... a much better stilgar!

      bijaz was spot on, exactly as i imagined him from the book... scytale was also very well cast...

      and they lost the silly hats! hurrah!

      now looking forward to god emperor of dune...

  55. Re:These seem cool by Ageless+Stranger · · Score: 1

    DirectTivo's and stand alone tivo's get their program guide from different places. (Tribune for the stand alone, and from DirecTV for the DirectTivo's)

  56. Why? by ipxodi · · Score: 1

    This is one movie I'll not bother with.
    The Sci-Fi channels bastardization of Dune was terrible.
    Paul Atriedes played as a whiney brat by Alec Newman made me want to hork something up. Duke Leto could have been played by a cardboard stand-up of William Hurt. The only decent acting was done by Saskia Reeves as Lady Jessica.
    When David Lynch's 1984 movie version looks fantastic in comparison, you know that it's time to change the channel.
    So no, I think I'll pass.

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  57. why did the by m1chael · · Score: 0

    fremen and highly melange addicted people have glow in the dark fluro-blue eyes? i always imagined that they would be full blue. yes i know full blue contacts wouldnt exactly work now :)

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  58. Wacko Susan Surandon - new Jane Fonda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just so you know Susan Sarandon or Surandon (SS) is in it. In case you don't know she has this save Sadaam Hussein, or any other Stalin wanna be fixation. Sorta like the antidrug campaign, if I only do a little bit of drugs no one gets hurt ie if I watch only a few of SS movies, she only gets a little money to support mass murderers regardless of how many people they kill on a daily basis. I think there is a how many Sadaam killed counter website somewhere sorta like how much money Bill makes counter.

    I think you would be better off reading the books like I have anyway.
    If you don't care, do what you want.

  59. Personally, I'm boycotting it. by mbourgon · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I want Farscape instead. I'm not interested in Sci-Fi's "quarterly event". Remember, that's part of the reason Sci-Fi cancelled Farscape, they were going away from series and moving towards Events. Of course, I now see ads for Tremors the TV Show (yeah, I know, the first movie was good), "analyze your dreams" crap and candid camera.

    Catch Dune in repeats, if it's that important. But don't watch it this week.

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    "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
    1. Re:Personally, I'm boycotting it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that really only applies to the people who report back their viewing habits for statistics.

  60. I'm afraid your summary was incomplete by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    Which is why Leto has to live for 1600 years -- if he were to stay mortal, there would be nothing to ensure that his ideas, the stagnant culture he creates, and the ossified universe around Dune would last 50 years beyond his death, never mind over a thousand.
    Don't forget the reason that Leto wants to create this stagnant, boring culture: He and Paul had prescient dreams about the extinction of humanity. These dreams fixed the shape of the future (else they wouldn't be prescient, right?). Prescience destroys free will, and also locks the future in place. The only way to save humanity is to:

    1) Lock humanity in stasis like a pressure cooker
    2) Breed humans who are invisible to prescient power
    3) Wait for explosion, which will spread prescience-invisible humanity far and wide, past the scope of the prophecy of extinction.

    I was always impressed by the series for the sheer scope of imagination.
  61. The Real Plot Summary of Children O' Dune: by duck_prime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kid Leto's business plan:

    1. Wait while your whole family dies in "accidents" or is "posessed by ghosts".
    2. Become one with worm
    3. [...]
    4. Prophet!

    1. Re:The Real Plot Summary of Children O' Dune: by nullgel · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... Plans within plans.

  62. the question is... have YOU read the books? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i preferred the movie as the mini series left out a lot of important stuff.

  63. Re:Oh yeah, dune by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
    The "old couple at the end" has been confusing people for years, myself included. I can remeber being baffled by their appearance in the book on more than one occasion.

    Then I picked up the new Dune prequals done and read the forwards. It seems that Frank Herbert planned to finish the book series after Chapterhouse in a stunning climax, neatly bringing together the Golden Path and the evolution of humanity, but he died before even starting the book.

    For years, Brian (the son and co-author of the prequals) scoured his father's stuff looking for a manuscript, notes or anything that would hint to where his father was going. None were found until a few years ago.

    It seems that Frank Herbert took quite a few notes and left some highlighted copies of the original series in a safe deposit box somewhere that nobody knew about.

    The three prequals and the Butlerian Jihad history book were just "practice" to get into the feel of the Dune universe so that the authors could (finally!) complete the Dune series by using Frank Herbert's notes!

    With any luck, we'll be finding out Real Soon Now if the old man and wonam are advanced humans or, as I think, Tlelaxu Face Dancers gone beyond what The Masters intended.

    I can't wait...

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  64. Re:Butlerian Jihad by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1
    Now my question is, what really happened to Ix? Because in House Atreides by Brian Herbert and Kevin Anderson, he discusses some very weird things about the Atreides and the Ix houses, and some weird characters and the like. Any ideas?

    This has bothered me as well. The Ixians don't play much of a role in the books until the God Emperor, and even then it's a tad confused: they provide the God Emperor with all his "forbidden" toys, yet also send people to attempt to kill Leto. It's almost as if Leto still holds dear the bonds forged in the Brian Herbert/Kevin Anderson books, yet the Ixians despise Leto because the don't understand the sacrifices he's made.

    I would also like to read more about the Butlerian Jihad, guess Brian is writing a book on that?

    Actually, that should be "guess Brian has written a book on that.

    I haven't read it yet, but from the reviews I've read, don't expect a book like anything else in the Dune seriese. It seems it is done very much like a history text.

    On the plus side, it explains the founding of the Bene Geserit order as well as the formation of the Mentat and Suk orders. Should be interesting.

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  65. For the Canadians.. by Pulzar · · Score: 1

    If you live in Canada, the Space channel will be showing it on April 13:

    FRANK HERBERT'S CHILDREN OF DUNE Coming to Space

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  66. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is Tivo?

  67. Re:Oh yeah, dune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God Emperor was just too weird for me

    God Emperor is a disgrace as a novel. It's not a story, it's a sermon from Mount Herbert. Every half-assed theory of human civilisation is trotted out by Leto II (aka Herbert's alter-ego and mouthpiece); all the characters and plot (such as it is) exist only to lead into another arse-numbing finger-wagging lecture from a blow-hard who had clearly begun to believe is own publicity. And to think I stuck it out all the way through... yuk.

  68. Wacko calling whackos whackos = TOTKO by adzoox · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    In some regard, I think it takes a whacko to call someone else a whacko.

    That said, Susan Sarandon, as well as Martin Sheen, and Jeneane Garafolo (all pretty poor talent anyway) and as many others have been spotted, are not just protesting for war reasons but actually whoring themselves for the FAR LEFT. They aren't protesting war, they are protesting anything Bush is for. Call it conspiracy or call it insight; it may be possible that these efforts are being funded through covert channels.

    It's funny, these actors that are war protesters are so contradictory. On the one hand they are war protesters and defend a country's or dictator's right to "boil in oil" anyone who protests anything state sponsored in that country. It's not FUD, it is truth. The actors also perpetuate some sort of weird whacky myth that this is over oil. They also say it's for political gain. While minutely true, I doubt Bush thinks this is gaining him votes or helping HIS Texas oil prices. Oil companies love for gas prices to be high and it's NOT hardly related to an iRaqi war. OPEC and oil producers around the world are fixing prices and blaming the excuse on the war and supply. It's the same as the stock market. Lows are being blamed on the war fears. The economy was tanking WAY before Sept 11th. And companies are ONLY now being shaken out. The economy will recover before the end of 2003 and THAT'S when the stock market will recover.

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  69. Agreed, but still liked it. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    Willaim Hurt should have had his SAG card yanked for that performance. Honestly, he really phoned that one in.

    But still, think about the production costs. Think about the blindingly huge concepts the books have to cover. With all of that in mind, you really get to the point that there are some real impossibilities with making these work IN ANY FASHION. I am impressed that they even try.

    Yet they do. And although not perfect, they do in my estimation a bang up job. SO FOR THAT, I consider them a success.

  70. Re:Oh yeah, dune by Spazholio · · Score: 1

    That's peculiar because his kid says he found notes that would extend the story further (what becomes of the sandworms, Duncan, what the hell was chasing the Honored Matres, etc.) and that he's planning on pursuing that. For what it's worth, I think his kid's a much better storyteller than his father. His father painted a grand world, with great depth and well-developed characters with intricate plots, but I felt it got ruined whenever he tried to potificate (ie: Zensunni Wanderers and all their damned sayings). When he just got down to the story itself, with just a little backstory, it read much better. His kid seems to have the knack for just sticking to the story, and since his father already laid the groundwork, he really doesn't have much to do to keep the story going...

  71. My big question... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    SO WHERE ARE THE SOUND GUNS AT IN THIS ONE?

    That was the best part anyway.

    (Dives into a bunker and holds his Jiffy-Pop Tin out the doorframe)

    1. Re:My big question... by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

      You must be referring to the weirding (sp?) modules. That was stuck in the original David Lynch version in the 80's, but had no place in the Dune books.

      Cool idea, and lent itself fairly well to the big screen, but not canon.

  72. Re:weirding modules, barf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Every character was totally uninspiring and the >acting was just... horrible (never to mention the >odd accents getting in the way of everything).

    Yeah its irritating when people 10,000 years from
    now don't speak amercan wff a midwestern twang.
    You're an idiot.

    >Kyle MacLachlan can act the pants off this Alec >Newman guy.
    Hah, there acting is roughly equivalent, with
    alec being slightly better. Both are good essentially.
    But Alec could clearly kick Kyle's ass if I'm not
    mistaken.
    Again you're an idiot.

    >William Hurt is a normally a fine actor, but in >the dune miniseries they had him as if he was >permanently goosed up on nyquil or something.
    Actually there are plenty of really smart
    people who have a subdued manner and who are
    brilliant and compelling. Perhaps that was their
    choice in the directing. I think it works.

    >Then the sets. Many of them were BLINDINGLY >obviously sound stages, especially the desert >scenes. It was very distracting.
    I've seen real life that felt like an unreal
    soundstage(Andrews AFB airshow, the beach in
    the morning), I think they did a reasonable job
    and didn't squander all of their cash on efforts
    like (we film on location in death valley), and
    spent it instead on good effects and good actors
    where it counted.
    Also, have you ever been to a play???? Its called
    using your im-ag-in-a-tion...
    You are an unimaginative idiot..

    >The only thing distracting about the Lynch >production was Duke Leto speaking into a socket >wrench :-)
    The ONLY thing???
    How about disregarding every important aspect of
    the book, and regarding and perverting every
    unimportant aspect??
    How about battle scenes that were so dark and
    grainy it could have been anything from a
    grateful dead show filmed at knee level to
    the LA riots filmed at knee level.
    How about weirding modules, WTF, where did this
    stupid idea come from?? You have lasers, but
    wait we have a sonic disrupter that amplifies
    your voice. So now you have the destructive power
    of a laser with shorter range and the requirement
    that you damage your vocal cords. Stick to the
    book fucknuts, why film a frank herbert novel
    if you are going to inject lame hacknyed ideas?
    I'll give you this occasionally that film produced
    a cool image or too, about 10% of the time.

    >As jumbled as the Lynch dune production was, and >despite how much it deviated from the book, it >was easily a million times more enjoyable than >the miniseries production.
    I disagree emphatically, I wish the money could
    have gone to sally struther's and save the children instead.

    >Given all that, I guess they can hardly do worse >than the first miniseries. Nowhere to go but >up...
    You opinion has been noted as a stupid opinion.

  73. Wait? WAIT? No way - watched it last night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A heads up - the binaries groups have a DVD to VCD rip up and it's awesome quality.

    Living in Canada where it is not slated for boradcast till next month - this will have to do.

    The quality of the series is simply excellent. Susan Sarandon looks a little out of place though.

  74. Pickled brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I see people with such enthusiasm about TV, I get strongly discouraged about the prospects of the human race. So easily entertained. So easily manipulated. Like pawns eagerly waiting to be moved.

    I believe most everyone has the potential for strong intellect but it requires one to realize their attention is a valuable resource that can be spent quickly in a world where mental cotten candy is cheap and available in bulk.

    1. Re:Pickled brains by algebraist · · Score: 1

      And it took SciFi's "Children of Dune" to make you aware of this?

      Sorry, I wouldn't care since life is too short to worry about things other than in what one passionately believes, but even OUR industry is subject to these kinds of "faddish" forces, whether these are moved by corporate advertising, such as .Net, or common cause, such as enthusiasm for technologies tied into Java.

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    2. Re:Pickled brains by Spinality · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the post-literate society. Better get used to it. Of course, consider the alternatives. How much 'news' is there in today's 'news broadcasts'? It's all cheesy infotainment, produced to the lowest common denominator, just like our sitcoms, reality shows, and mock-science documentataries. Naturally, SciFi channel must follow the ratings, and produce to the same standards. (Of course, the fact of your participation in this discussion does not bode well for you, either.) Better just sit back and smile at the humans.

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  75. and don't forget to ... by drjzzz · · Score: 1

    ...wear your water suit.

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  76. What I've heard has been disappointing... by Badge+17 · · Score: 1

    Mainly because the reviewer I saw had never read the books. He kept on referring to "Spice," capitalized as if the word was horribly over-emphasized and screamed. (Sorry, thinking of first Dune movie)...

    Most of all, though, it annoys me that they seem to have converted all of the characters into extremely attractive 17-year-olds. Which is especially fretting, as the way I read it, Ghanima and Leto are only ~8-10 at the time Children of Dune occurs.

  77. Re:Oh yeah, dune by RevAaron · · Score: 1

    The first book of the "Legends of Dune" series has been released, called the "Butlerian Jihad." By Brian and Kevin J Anderson, both of whom wrote the Prequel to Dune (House *) books. There are going to be two more books in the Legends series, and I can't wait. Interesting stuff.

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  78. To understand and enjoy the miniseries... by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To understand and enjoy the (original) miniseries, it is vital to understand one critical point.

    It's not a movie. It's a filmed theature production with a few special effects.

    Without that, you're doomed.

    The performance of the Baron Harkonnen is most telling and what first twigged me to this; after the big space scene with the House Atreides moving off Caladan it looked like a movie, but as the planet Dune fades into the Baron's face, who is quite obviously delivering a soliloquy, I understood.

    After that, the soundstages, the extreme lighting, a lot of other little things, it will all make sense. I also think that given the obvious budget constraints the hybridized approach allowed a superior product to be produced, vs. the cost of doing the whole thing as a movie. The cost of filming "on location" would have been truly prohibitive, and the project would simply never have been at all. Considering the IMHO fine quality of the final product, I think it's worthwhile.

    I didn't find the acting flat, I found it appropriate for that environment.

    I suspect the same will be true of the sequel, though as I can't get the Sci-Fi channel (sob!!!) I won't know. So watch it as a recorded theatrical production, not as a movie, and I think you'll see what I mean and enjoy it more.

    The only thing that I really feel was sacrificed and I wish they had tried a bit harder ($$$) was they lost the feeling of being out on the Dunes. Even just one shot on location with a nice sweep away (my choice would have been as Paul and Jessica emerged from the ornithopter just prior to finding the Fremen) would have added a lot and I would have forgiven them the rest of the soundstage stuff. (Remember in Star Trek VI the huge pull-away done on location in Alaska? Effective, even though all the scenes on each side of that were soundstage.)

  79. Re:weirding modules, barf by kEnder242 · · Score: 1

    I agree, the movie was jumbled and hard to follow. That and way too dark.

    The series worked for me, as long as I remembered this was a sci-fi made-for-tv-show. I think that following the book was a good thing, something that directors seem to have just realized recently.

    btw, check out Children Of Dune on alt.binaries.multimedia.scifi
    at 1.5 gigs its a bit hefty but good quality.

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  80. God Emperor is my favorite one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny,

    I found God Emperor my favorite book. I have read the series 4 times now, and it still comes out on top!

  81. Re: Children Of Dune Tonight by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

    Children Of Dune Tonight

    Not in the UK it isn't, you insensitive clod!

  82. God Emperor my favorite! by cparisi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have read the series four times now, and God Emperor still comes out on top!

  83. Dune Encyclopedia, ISBN #0425068137 by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    More like, re-release the Dune Encyclopedia. A very cool book that provided plenty of fodder for Traveller campaigns. Brian Herbert says it is not "canon," but his Daddy who created the series said it was in the foreword. No need for a concordance, just a re-release of this book. I could make big bucks on this book if I sold it on...umm...Yahoo Auctions...but I wouldn't. Much more interesting than some of the trash that has sprung up since Frank Herbert went off into the desert to become food for Shai'Hulud. ;-)

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  84. Obey Hemos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6,000,000 viewers.
    24 hours a day.
    Sci-Fi Network has a posse.

    Obey Hemos!

  85. Nope, not me.... by btpowers · · Score: 1

    I for one won't be watching. I loved Dune, but won't be watching COD or any other movie that uses actors that are so anti-american.

  86. Re:Oh yeah, dune by supaflah · · Score: 1
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  87. Children of Dune is old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't everyone already seen Children of Dune? It is old as hell. The warez version (dvd screener) has been around for almost 2 weeks.

    I suggest watching this. It's good!

  88. Re:Oh yeah, dune by buffy · · Score: 1
    IIRC, at the end of Dune 2

    Dune 2 == Dune Messiah

    Now, Leto and Chani have grown up sharing every memory

    Chani is Paul's girl. Ghanima is Leto II's sister--both of whome are Paul and Chani's kids.

    I've just started God Emperor, so can't add much more, sorry.

    My understanding is that tonight's SciFi "Children of Dune" has a few good FX shots of Leto II as God Emperor...probably in the third night. I've been told, by those who certainly should know, that there are some simply breath taking shots to wait for.

  89. Re:Oh yeah, dune by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The plot of God-emperor was inherent in the original plot of Dune. (I can't speak to the TV series. I heard about the atrocity of a movie, and assumed that a TV series would be even worse.)

    Anyway... Dune was basically about ecology. Dune Messiah was about politics. Children of Dun was about duty. God Emperor was about evolution. Chapterhouse Dune was about death.

    I don't have a one word summary for Heretics of Dune, but the one-word summaries are clearly too shallow anyway.

    When evaluating any action taken by Paul, Ganima, or Leto II, one must always ask themselves what future are these people manuvering away from. (Not towards. One of Paul's early discoveries was that manuvering towards a future was a bad idea. The secret was to manuver away from the one's you don't want to encounter.)

    Leto's "Golden Path" is called that as a reference to the Sun Kings. It is a particular kind of balenced madness, similar to multiple personalities taken to the limit, but in this case each of the personalities is a person who has lived. It is presented as an autocracy, but the ego is not in charge (i.e., Leto isn't the autocrat.) This is something that it's quite difficult to be consistent about, and to me it seems that he slips many times. It ends with all of the personalities that had been Leto spending an appearant eternity in a sensory deprivation condition. (This is a part of why he manuvered things so that 'Rakis was bombarded with atomic weapons until there was nothing left alive. That brought the eternity of sensory deprivation to an end, for most of him.)

    In the series taken as a whole, the main theme is "don't be short sighted!". Of course, if Paul had been braver, then HE would have taken the Golden Path, and spared Leto. The alternative was the end of humanity. We aren't given any details of how this would have happened. But there are indications that Siona is the answer, and that without her the Bene Tlielaxu could have built killing machines (think Saberhagen's Berserkers) that would have ended up killing everything. But Siona is impossible to trace.

    The prequels are atrocious. They aren't a part of the series, no matter what they claim. No Ships were not invented until towards the end of Leto's reign, and were one attempt to work around him. That failed. (He could see them.) This is an important element in the God Emperor. Siona was the answer that he invented, but he was continually pressing others to come up with answers that he couldn't forsee... probably because he hated the end that he could see he was headed for.

    I'm skipping a lot, and trivializing an extremely deep work. And it's been about a year since I reread the series. But there's an immense depth and coherrence. You may not agree with all of his assumptions or conclusions (I think some of them are silly), but trivializing it is ... wrong.

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  90. Why would anybody risk watching SciFi? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

    I'm just wondering... why would anyone risk watching a new series or serial on the SciFi channel?

    They've proven that they can't be trusted to finish what they started. As a result, I don't trust them any more. How do you know that Children of Dune won't be cancelled just before the last episode? Or that any of their new series won't just be given the boot?

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  91. I've waited eons for this to be on-topic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, yeah, film at 11.

  92. When is this on in Canada? by lukegalea1234 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know when Space is going to air this in Canada?

    1. Re:When is this on in Canada? by TheGrandePoobah · · Score: 1

      It starts on Space on April 13th. They've been showing ads for it for a while.

  93. sorry by MattW · · Score: 0

    Sorry, Sci-Fi channel. Don't mess with Alias. You just lose.

  94. Re:Oh yeah, dune by hcduvall · · Score: 1

    I made it to the last one (I think, a couple of them blur), and bar none, Herbert's staging of religion was the most interesting in sci-fi, at least to that scale. But eventually, I really only enjoyed reading the epigraphs, and lost interest in all the characters or stories...

    And eventually, the story devolved into two hypersexed prosmicuous sex races breeding...

    He also seemed to reintroduce jews as the only free standing group to survive millions of years of culture and history- which just didn't make sense. I don't recall them appearing before in the series, and coming out in the 5th or 6th was a bit of a shock.

    Ah well. Can't get it all right.

  95. God Emperor is a work of genius. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God Emperor is written in a narrative style that is discursive and mystical so as to inculcate in the reader a suitable sensible of numinous approach towards the personailty of the character closest to the actual god of the fictional universe, ie the authoritative voice.

    The author *must* be as honest in his treatment of Leto, as Leto's outclassed courtiers. His creation is no good if it has already been tricked by a mere fallible human mind!

    In that light we must not expect the author whilst he is drawing together the thematic threads of the entire work, to give away his purpose *too* easily...

    Leto is an astounding portrait of human individual and societal psychology, drawn in strokes of ancestral myths of living deity (Leto == Ra ;)

    This serves as a perfect platform for the author's discourse on the nature and morality of
    power, human isolation and the struggle between purpose and freedom, and much more.

    It's well worth a second read, even if you have to read between the lines...

    -Liam.

  96. WTF is up with riverworld? by xeeno · · Score: 1

    I am way excited and the countdown is going for children of dune.
    But.
    WHAT THE HELL did they do to riverworld? Has anyone bothered to read the synopsis of it? No richard burton, now everyone speaks the same language, etc. Total crap for anyone that has read the books.
    The cool thing was that the primary character was burton BECAUSE he was a superior linguist and swordsman and explorer. I actually read a bio of him once I read these books because I couldn't believe that someone like him was legit.

  97. I have already seen the first two episodes. by sllim · · Score: 1

    In my own little misguided protest of Farscape and anything else I am pressently annoyed with (anti-american actors and such) I decided that I can have my cake and eat it too.

    I downloaded the 5 disc SVCD set off of the newsgroups.

    The quality of the SVCD is pretty good. There is this weird color dropout that happens once every disc that I don't understand. But if you ignore that the quality of the rip is very good.

    But the show itself, wow. I am really engrossed. I remember being kind of dissapointed in the Dune miniseries in 2000. I came to the conclusion that while this is an outstanding series of books it just doesn't translate to film at all.

    Well maybe that is true of Dune, but Children of Dune.
    Definetly worth your time. I am enjoying it immensley.

    Next stop, I need to learn to spell immensly.

  98. Ha! by ovit · · Score: 0

    Like any TRUE geek I already had a TiVo with a "wishlist season pass" for the keyword "DUNE", which causes it to record any show with the word "DUNE" in the title or description. :) So I had no need to set a recording up for tonight!

  99. Re:Oh yeah, dune by groman · · Score: 1

    Atrocity of a movie? In my humble opinion, (and humble it is for I only read the first book), the movie, although not very true to the feel of the book, is certainly a masterpiece in its own right.

  100. Re:These seem cool by mjh · · Score: 1

    Well that's odd then, because I looked up "Children of Dune" on my SA Series2, and I found it also. So the other guy's DirecTiVo and my standalone both found it under "Children of Dune". Wonder why you had trouble...

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  101. Re:Oh yeah, dune by thexaspect · · Score: 1

    IIRC, at the end of Dune 2, Paul had run away into the dessert leaving his children at the mercy of the Bene Gesserit etc. Lot of people were dissapointed with the fact that Paul turned out to be a sissy after all.

    he ran away into the dessert? hmmm, sounds delicious!

  102. My View by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

    Well I will say this, it was definitely better than Taken.

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  103. Re:Oh yeah, dune by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    I quite like the Herbert film as well, especially the director's cut they play on SciFi sometimes. Wish they would release that as a DVD. There's about a half hour of additional footage that brings the whole movie together and makes it more accessible.

  104. special effects by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    make up for bad acting??
    poor casting, low budget, low rent.
    Not impressed. The original is the ONLY Dune.
    Accept no immitaions.
    Sarandon should have stuck with the RHPS..

  105. Absolute Crap by ronwolf · · Score: 1

    I've just read through the comments above, and nobody seems to be talking about what actually happened during this 2 hour crap fest.

    If the first mini-series that the SciFi channel produced was of mediocre quality, at least they stuck to the plot. It was a reasonably faithful production of a long and complicated novel.

    This new Children of Dune mini-series just rewrites Herbert every other scene. Things are out of context, people are added and subtracted, and Susan Sarandan as Princess Wensicia is suddenly the central plotter of a conspiracy that the Bene Geserit barely understands. (Uh... was she even in the first book? Or was it just that important to insert her because of her prominent billing in the credits.) There's a list a mile long of everything that's annoying about the show, and it's only 1/3 of the way through.

    If you've never read the books it might have been enjoyable- I wouldn't know. But if you're familiar with the novels and you're a little geeky about them (and I assume that's a vast majority of slashdotters) you're going to hate this.

    On the positive side- it looks cool. So it's got that going for it. Watch it for ten or 15 minutes and then go read the book.

    Shhh! My sig fell asleep and I don't want to wake it.

  106. Damn Gentoo by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 1

    I wish I had read this article before I began installing Gentoo on the only device I have with a TV tuner! Sigh... I guess there's always P2P. :-/

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  107. Just saw this by nacs · · Score: 1

    I just got done watching part 1 of this (part 2 is tomorrow). In summary, I was suprised by how good it was. Great story, good effects (not ILM quality but above the standard made-for-tv effects) and some excellent music (Gladiator style in some parts with the female singing).

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    1. Re:Just saw this by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I liked the music too. I think I might get the soundtrack.

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    2. Re:Just saw this by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      In case you're interested, I made an mp3 of that song. http://homepage.mac.com/coolmacguy/dunemusic.mp3

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    3. Re:Just saw this by haloscan · · Score: 1

      Excellent! Thanks. What was the source of this MP3 by the way? TV capture?

    4. Re:Just saw this by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      Yes, from a VHS tape. It isn't CD quality obviously but it still sounds pretty good.

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  108. The Golden Path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's something that seems to have been forgotten and left out of the TV series all together. Paul had always resented the path his mother had placed him on by using her Bene Gesseret influence to make him the Freman messiah. The only reason he fought the Harkonen and deposed the Emperor was to avenge his father. After that the Jihad got out of control and he saw that this would lead to his terriable purpose - to be the God Emperor. He allowed himself to be blinded (only physically) so that he would not be forced to take on the responsibility of becomming the God Emperor. What he couldn't know (because prescient beings interfer with each other's visions) was that this responsibility would fall unto his son. Later he even tried to bar Leto II from assuming this awesome power by preaching against all off worlders as the Prophet of Arakeen and having some sort of psychic/prescient battle with Leto II which he lost. Once Paul realized the terriable force Jessica had unleashed upon humanity by disobeying the Bene Gesseret directive to bear only women to the Atradies he became resolved to stop it so he started side stepping his destiny. But the God Emperor future had an inertia of its own and manifested itself in his son. If you remember he didn't even know he was going to have a son. All of Paul's visions showed his daughter being wed to House Corrino and ending the Jihad ... the God Emperor or Golden Path possible future hid itself from him until it was too late! It litterally blind sided him. Once Leto II was born Paul went blind (that is lost control of his prescience) and humanity was placed irreversably on the path he'd spent his entire life trying to avaoid.

  109. from what I saw... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I saw from the tv promos is that Leto is always shirtless... only white trash always go around shirtless so get ready for Cops: the Arrakis edition! He's even got the tattoos, just need to lose a few teeth and maybe slap chani around a bit.

    1. Re:from what I saw... by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      He's definitely not always shirtless in the movie.

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  110. susan sarandon? by marc_dot · · Score: 1

    any ideas why susan sarandon is in this movie? were they just trying to get a marquee name to pull in viewers or does she read the books? while her acting was pretty good it looked out of place next to some of the other acting that was of a lower caliber. i also think they went a little overboard on her costumes, perhaps trying to create something like queen amidala in star wars.

    1. Re:susan sarandon? by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      I think that it was probably something like that. They didn't have any other big name. If you remember the commercials, she was virtually the only name mentioned.

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    2. Re:susan sarandon? by Logsama · · Score: 1

      you don't recall Alice Krige as the Borg Queen or in the Devil's Advocate (here playing Lady Jessica)? I'd say she's pretty high-calibre... I do think they set up Wenisca as a bigger character than she is in the novels (just my recollection).

  111. seriously there is no scifi channel in Australia by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    And channel nine repeatedly stuffs up sequencing of the sci fi it shows and I am not just talking about repeats. there was something on foxtel like scifi but they tend to show ten episodes of the same thing eg dr who or red dwarf on the same day, so you cannot get a regular fix. And there is no sign of Dune or Children of Dune on the TV here at all. I dunno why you mark something as informative as troll. I suppose I am going to have to make friends with someone who can online stream the show.

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  112. Review of series so far by hike2 · · Score: 1

    I have just read Dune and The Prophet and I am almost done with Children of Dune. I did this in anticipation of the new series. The first series, Dune, was great given budgets and all. Acting was not that great really (Irulan and the Baron were great ... and I think that's about it). Close to the book but for a purist there were parts where I cringed. Children of Dune so far is dissapointing in regards to closeness to the book. Acting is just about as bad as the previous one. Again, given the budget it's actually good. As far as those of you who didn't like the end of The Prophet and/or The God Emperor I think you just missed alot in those books or just plain did not understand everything in those books. It certainly did take me a while until I got it. Those books have great lessons to teach to those who listen. Many people miss those lessons and are confused by the books. Flame away ... I don't really read Slashdot anymore, but I had to comment on this particular topic because it is so dear to me. As always, these are just my own personal opinions and if you don't like them ... well, I don't care.

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  113. sand worm, with jabba the hut by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I admit it was a stationary sandworm, but definitely a sandworm. Jabba the Hut fed his bad debtors to it. Luke fed a number of Jabba supporters to it. I saw some more recently on a tv show like buffy or charmed and those ones could move through tarmac/bitumen. I'm sure they've been on the screen a lot more than the original Dune movie. They are cool monsters.

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  114. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    What they say: What they mean:

    A major technological breakthrough... Back to the drawing board.
    Developed after years of research Discovered by pure accident.
    Project behind original schedule due We're working on something else.
    to unforseen difficulties
    Designs are within allowable limits We made it, stretching a point or two.
    Customer satisfaction is believed So far behind schedule that they'll be
    assured grateful for anything at all.
    Close project coordination We're gonna spread the blame, campers!
    Test results were extremely gratifying It works, and boy, were we surprised!
    The design will be finalized... We haven't started yet, but we've got
    to say something.
    The entire concept has been rejected The guy who designed it quit.
    We're moving forward with a fresh We hired three new guys, and they're
    approach kicking it around.
    A number of different approaches... We don't know where we're going, but
    we're moving.
    Preliminary operational tests are Blew up when we turned it on.
    inconclusive
    Modifications are underway We're starting over.

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