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  1. Re:I'll keep saying on How Adobe Got Rid of Traditional Stack-Ranking Performance Reviews · · Score: 2, Informative

    Absolutely. There are ways around the problem that top management claims exists, i.e. that every manager will claim his group is better than the other groups (which is why they believe in small-group stack ranking). It takes a lot of effort, and a dedication to cross-team performance evaluations, root-cause analysis as to why one team may have had better schedule or cost performance than another, but it could be done. But given that most corporations consider it a workplace violation for peons to exchange salary information, don't hold yr breath.

  2. Re:About beta. on Fracking Is Draining Water From Areas In US Suffering Major Shortages · · Score: 1

    Well, since we're coming up w/ " tau/2 - in the sky" alternatives, how's about convincing that other site to add a "/s" subdomain alongside the existing "/r" subdomain. Move slashdot non-beta there lock, stock,& barrel.

  3. back to the topic on Weird Asteroid Itokawa Has a Dual Personality · · Score: 1

    No, not really. I mean, gosh, who cares.

    Here's an alternate "theory" . The asteroid isn't made up of two merged blobs: it's going all cellular division on us and is in the process of asexual reproduction. This takes a long time, what with rock being somewhat stiffer than amoebas and all.

  4. Re:I blame textbook monopolies. on Wozniak Gets Personal On Innovation · · Score: 1

    I know you're overloaded, and maybe "helping" your kids on homework is about theonly chance you get to interact with them, but if they really truly need your input for more than 5-10 minutes per week, there's something seriously wrong with either them or the teachers' expectations of their abilities.

  5. Re:More snow = more pressure = faster calving! on Greenland's Fastest Glacier Sets New Speed Record · · Score: 1

    Do you know who Fourier was? Do you really think he was just "delusional"?

    I would have said he's more like "transformational," but yeah that was a different Mr. Fourier.

  6. Re:Please place all shark jokes in this thread. on Many Lasers Become One In Lockheed Martin's 30 kW Laser Weapon · · Score: 1

    'Death Shark?'

    With deep apologies to the author of a great autobiographical account of autism:

    " The Reason I Jump the [death] Shark"

  7. Re:Please place all shark jokes in this thread. on Many Lasers Become One In Lockheed Martin's 30 kW Laser Weapon · · Score: 1

    Two sharks, one to carry a laser, one to carry a mirror ball.

    and One Shark To Rule Them All.

    Hmmm... I think I'll open up a theme park called "AquaMordor."

  8. short answer on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Do If You're Given a Broken Project? · · Score: 1

    Post the code in question to The Daily WTF .

    THEN start looking for a new job.

  9. Re:You know what else we need on David Cameron Says Fictional Crime Proves Why Snooper's Charter Is Necessary · · Score: 1

    Weapon Shop guns. They'll only fire in self-defense.

    Dunno...I think I'd rather have a Lazy Gun myself.
    If nothing else, they're much more amusing to see in action.

  10. Re:well i'm reassured! on Confessions Of an Ex-TSA Agent: Secrets Of the I.O. Room · · Score: 1

    also, library's kick ass.

    libraries.

    It horrifies me that someone who likes libraries can't spell "libraries".

    Now, be kind, maybe he just left out a "the." Then the contraction was properly used for "library is." Add the necessary hyphen, and

    "Also, the library [of Congress] is kick-ass."

  11. You also forgot:

    Ned Stark dies.
    So does Brody.
    So does Macbeth.

  12. Re:Standard practice... on Peanut Allergy Treatment Trial In UK "A Success" · · Score: 1

    Seriously, when did we start quesitoning every little method just because we "think" we know better despite the obvious fact we are not all doctors... /rant

    Do I really need to say "you must be new here" ?

  13. On the wrist? Functionality FAIL on The Scent Rhythm Watch Tells Time By Releasing Fragrances · · Score: 1

    Aside from annoying everyone else w/ your scentochronometer, it's a waste of resources. Repackage into a nose-piercing and it'll be both more economical and better targeted.

    Still incredibly stupid, but heck, the guy who invented Pet Rocks got rich. So if they'll buy it, you should build it.

  14. Rucker (caprica | maxheadroom) on Startup Out of MIT Promises Digital Afterlife — Just Hand Over Your Data · · Score: 1

    His Software Wetware Freeware Realware series is way classier.

    Plus, All Phear Mr. Frostee!

  15. Re:Practical application. on Amherst Researchers Create Magnetic Monopoles · · Score: 2

    (magentic north be damned)

    Agreed. I far prefer roseate north.

  16. first stage on Rovio Denies Knowledge of NSA Access, Angry Birds Website Defaced Anyway · · Score: 1

    Angry Birds: Denial.
    To be followed by
    2.Anger
    3 Bargaining
    4 Depression
    5 Acceptance.

    Can't wait for Angry Birds to Die!

  17. Re:Roll on! on The Human Body May Not Be Cut Out For Space · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure a 'cable' is the right thing, but yes, that's the way to do it.

    (Some sort of 'tube' that people can use to go from one side to the other is much more sensible)

    So long as we're designing crazy stuff, I would stick with a couple redundant cables and some transfer cars which crawl along the cable. No reason to build a human-rated tube that long.

  18. polygamy on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 1

    Admit it: If you had an AI-smartphone like this, then no matter how much you liked Ms. Johannsen's voice, at some point you'd scroll down to "Pick a Voice" and switch to, oh, I dunno, Kim_K or Paris_H or /.'s favorite HotGritsGirl. You know you would.

  19. Re:Frankenstein was the doctor on Grand Canyon Is "Frankenstein" of Geologic Formations · · Score: 1

    I thought Frankenstein was an Edgar Winters Group song.

    Which was specifically so-named because they spliced so many bits of different takes that it reminded them of the original monster. So they got it wrong (monster vs. creator) too.

    Meanwhile: if the Grand Canyon is a result of merged gouge events, clearly it's evidence of Intelligent Eroding!

  20. Re:headline fix on Kentucky: Programming Language = Foreign Language · · Score: 1

    "==" is normally used for value or reference equality, and that's an "is-a" relationship. You'd want something like instanceof (that's Java, but many other languages have equivalents).

    Fair enough.

    > ComputingLanguage %in% ForeignLanguage
    TRUE
    (That's in R, for those who care :-) )

  21. try this in a computer language on Kentucky: Programming Language = Foreign Language · · Score: 1

    Homework:

    1) Use $COMPUTER_LANG to ask for directions to the bathroom
    2) Use $COMPUTER_LANG to order dinner at a restaurant
    3)Use $COMPUTER_LANG to extend an indecent proposal to a member of the appropriate sex.

    Can't do? Then it ain't a language. Calling computer code "language" is just a convention to make colloquial speech easier.

  22. Re:headline fix on Kentucky: Programming Language = Foreign Language · · Score: 1

    Kentucky: English Language = Foreign Language

    No no no: Kentucky: Computing language == Foreign Language. Might as well get it right from the start.

  23. Re:Or maybe on Stephen Hawking: 'There Are No Black Holes' · · Score: 2

    No, at least according to Occam's browser plugin which states that any scientific theory first proposed in the comment section of a website is probably complete crap.

    Or in this case, the second one, which follows herein forthwith.

    Maybe black holes distort gravity severely but end up distorting space so badly they twist it right 'round where it was, essentially making the black holes invisible but appearing to have mass. Hey! I discovered what all the Dark Matter is! (waits for Nobel Committee to call...)

  24. Re:What will replace Facebook? on Facebook Mocks 'Infection' Study, Predicts Princeton's Demise · · Score: 1

    Every feature of Facebook that caused me to sign on with it when it first opened, is available through Twitter

    Ok, then, post a single article with 300 words to twitter.
    There are lots of things I dislike about FB, not the least of which is that 95% of the margin ads feature amply endowed young females regardless of the product in question, but at least I can post a complete paragraph plus a pic or two in one element.

  25. Simple solution on US Lab Developing Technology For Space Traffic Control · · Score: 1

    Just limit space travel to Google Self-Driving Spaceships.
    WCPGW, YMMV, etc.