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  1. Re: a pittance in ayn rands america. on Facebook's Biggest Bounty Yet To Hacker Who Found "Keys To the Kingdom" · · Score: 1

    I like Rand.

    Oh, to be 15 again...

    Me, I prefer int(rand)

  2. Re:a pittance in ayn rands america. on Facebook's Biggest Bounty Yet To Hacker Who Found "Keys To the Kingdom" · · Score: 1

    What you say makes sense, but it is far more interesting to think that there are people encased in the concrete, thus that is what I choose to believe.

    Naaah, what's *really* interesting is breaking down an old parking garage concrete floor and discovering a skeleton of a dragon-like beast which never existed on Earth in the first place.

  3. Re:One and the same on Why Whistleblowers Can't Get a Fair Trial · · Score: 1

    With only a minority of eligible voters bothering to vote in the primaries or most elections, I'm not sure we can conclude that the system is designed to prevent that. I'd argue that voter apathy is what causes it.

    Unless you can provide a study or two which indicates that the nonvoters are likely to vote in a significantly different ratio (among the candidates) than the voters, this complaint is not valid. From what little I've tracked down over the years, the political orientation of nonvoters and voters is about the same.

  4. Re:Better idea on Open Data Tells NYC Residents Where the Rats Are · · Score: 1

    "NYC has the best pizza in the world,..."
    yes, people from NYC love to claim that.

    And it's led to some of the most hilarious bits on The Daily Show. Loved it when a Chicago deep dish chef actually came out to NYC and made John taste an actual deepdish (not the dreck found in pseudo-Chicago restaurants). Or when The Donald took The Pig with Lipstick to a pizza dive and ate w/ knife and fork.

  5. Re:I hope no one got hurt on New Supernova Seen In Nearby Galaxy M82 · · Score: 1

    Supernovas can affect the biospheres of planets within eight parsecs

    Oblig: well that's farther than the time to do the Kessel Run.

  6. Re:I searched for "Looking for fat nerd programmer on Python Scripting and Analyzing Your Way To Love · · Score: 1

    Same here. Congrats. And you suck. ;-)

    Wait... there's a category for people who are looking for *that* on okCupid?

  7. Re:Weak on Candy Crush Maker King.com Has Trademarked 'Candy' For Games · · Score: 1

    I plead guilty to not knowing Chile's trademark laws. Somehow I still doubt it'll fly in TWGC (the world's greatest country)

  8. oblig on Hacker Says He Could Access 70,000 Healthcare.Gov Records In 4 Minutes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even worse, after accessing all those records, he logged in again as Bobby Tables and...

  9. Re:Weak on Candy Crush Maker King.com Has Trademarked 'Candy' For Games · · Score: 2

    A trademark isn't just the word, it includes the color, the font, the background, etc. It's a recognizable use of a word.

    eg. I can make a soda called "ColaCola", no problem.

    Go ahead: try that. We'll wait. Then we'll send you flowers for your jail cell.
    There is this thing in trademark law about "insufficiently different" and "confusing the customer" .

  10. Re:The religion of science or else. on Creationism In Texas Public Schools · · Score: 1

    I'm quite used to seeing trolls publish this sort of rot, but how the heck did it get even one upvote? Are there still people who can't understand the difference between "competing theories" and "competing theories with wildly differing levels of validity"?

  11. Re:The problem... on BitTorrent's Bram Cohen Unveils New Steganography Tool DissidentX · · Score: 1

    In a past life, I had to deal with a third party whose E-mail server refused to allow any E-mail attachments whatsoever except Acrobat, and AutoCAD files were needed to be exchanged fairly quickly. So, when sending the DXF file, I ended up embedding it as an attachment in a password-protected PDF, and this did the trick.

    You probably went to a lot of unnecessary work. Just rename your file "sekritdrawing.dxf.PDF" and it'll get past the server's filter just fine.

  12. Re:WW2 machiny and WW2 units of measurement on How To Make 96,000lbs of WWII Machinery Into High-Tech Research Platform · · Score: 1

    Explain 'Stones"

    Stones: noun, obsolete: groundbreaking rock/blues group

  13. missing obligs on Scientists Glue Sensors To 5,000 Bees In a Bid To Better Understand Them · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, bees attach sensors to YOU.

    It's so not-funny I can't believe nobody posted it yet.

    Imagine Natalie Portman covered in hot bees with sensors...

  14. Re:We already have enough police officers on Chinese Firm Can Now Produce 500 Cloned Pigs Per Year · · Score: 1

    Why do they make remake for movies that do not require remakes?

    Well, there's always this one

  15. Florida law on Man Shot To Death For Texting During Movie · · Score: 1

    Apparently there's not only a "stand your ground" law but also a "Sit Your Ground" law in effect here.

    Plus I heard someone threw popcorn at someone else, and if I recall my Monty Python training correctly, first you eat the popcorn,thus disarming him, then you shoot him.

  16. Re:Reduced Friction? on Using Nanotechnology To Build Thinner, Stronger Condoms · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pregnancy is prevented the old fashioned way, pull out and splooge.

    The official medical term for people like you is "parents."

  17. Re:Fight now and fight hard! on Building a Better Bike Helmet Out of Paper · · Score: 2

    And has been pointed out time and time again: Your freedom of choice ends when you demand someone else (hospital, insurance company) pay for treating your injuries should you survive a helmetless crash.

    Get over yourself, already.

  18. Re:Tiny little airbags like the polystyrene foam? on Building a Better Bike Helmet Out of Paper · · Score: 1

    Cardboard can be treated to make it water resistant all the way through.

    But then you have to test the treated cardboard for resiliency and crush-rate...

  19. Re:Maybe they're not stars.... on New Class of "Hypervelocity Stars" Discovered Escaping the Galaxy · · Score: 1

    We may be abnormally short-lived, and 3000 years might not be an unreasonable time for an explorer to spend on an epic voyage

    Yep, just ask the Dwellers. (Iain Banks)

  20. troll on Who Is Liable When a Self-Driving Car Crashes? · · Score: 1

    Talk about a crazy-assed prognostication! This is a ridiculously stupid question (cue the "even by slashdicetimmy standards" responses).

    you might as well ask what would happen if it turned out that the number of angels that can dance on a pin turned out to be finite.

  21. Re:Great on Japan To Create a Nuclear Meltdown · · Score: 1

    Similar has been done decades ago. The BORAX experiments for a start.

    Followed more recently by the LORAX experiments, which turned out far worse. At least so far as Wall St. was concerned.

  22. waah waah waah on The Quiet Fury of Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He knew what it was like long before he got that post. What was he expecting, a sudden influx of invisible pink unicorn poop?

  23. Re:It's God on Is Earth Weighed Down By Dark Matter? · · Score: 1

    I say we need to teach the controversy that the reason we stay on the earth is because some supreme being wants us there. Birds and planes only work because when their wings are outstretched they make a holy cross.

    OK, then, explain balloons and the Flying Wing aircraft! Clearly your cross-based supreme being is a fraud, and the FSM is the One True Being (not to be confused with the molpy-laden One True Thread, but I digress even deeper into metasarcasm).

  24. Another dangerous animal. on Western Australian Sharks Send Tweets To Swimmers · · Score: 1

    As pointed out by a couple columnists a year or two ago, far more people are killed by cows than sharks. Plus it's much easier to tag all the cows than all the sharks, so let's get mooooving on this one!

  25. Re:The unexpected hazard... on US Customs Destroys Virtuoso's Flutes Because They Were "Agricultural Items" · · Score: 1

    Bourée is a Tull piece

    To be exact, It's a Bach Piece arranged by Tull.