Lister: Any problems? Kryten: Well, just one or two. In fact I've compiled a little list if you'll indulge me. Now then, uh, my optical system doesn't appear to have a zoom function. Lister: No, human eyes don't have a zoom. Kryten: Well then, how do you bring a small object into sharp focus? Lister: Well, you just move your head closer to the object. Kryten: I see. Move your head... closer, hmm, to the object.
- What about the internet? Do ya like the internet? - Oh, lolcats! No, no lolcats. Everything these days is lolcats. Lolcats and a lot of noise. Nobody even knows how to type. Just l33t speak and Rick Roll each other.
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Hey, Godwin. What took you so long? The article was submitted a whole NINE minutes ago!
Just look it up the delicious tag and you get 269086 Bookmarks!
Not if you are passing near the Gulf of Aden. Piracy isn't just a historical novelty conjured up for making movies staring Johnny Depp.
Piracy involves acts of robbery by parties not acting on the behalf of any government. By that definition Dunlap, Grubb & Weaver are the pirates.
Think of it this way, It costs a lot of money to keep someone safe who is going to kill another person on the other side of the world in their home.
Otherwise pass.
There's more to being a detective than finding evidence that would be admissible in court.
Agreed. Detectives are required to manufacture evidence such as signed confessions gotten through intimidation and outright lying.
Why so serious?
Shhh.... Managers might be listening.
I hereby patent the antisocial network. Now get off my lawn.
Good thing Orville wasn't on the No Fly List.
You can count on metrics being a problem.
Lister: Any problems? ... closer, hmm, to the object.
Kryten: Well, just one or two. In fact I've compiled a little list if you'll indulge me. Now then, uh, my optical system doesn't appear to have a zoom function.
Lister: No, human eyes don't have a zoom.
Kryten: Well then, how do you bring a small object into sharp focus?
Lister: Well, you just move your head closer to the object.
Kryten: I see. Move your head
- What about the internet? Do ya like the internet?
- Oh, lolcats! No, no lolcats. Everything these days is lolcats. Lolcats and a lot of noise. Nobody even knows how to type. Just l33t speak and Rick Roll each other.
Maybe try his facebook.
They don't make recluses like they used to.
Yes, we were all thinking it.
The infamous MadTV skit.
Don't worry if you clicked the link, you are one of the 198,052 who did the same.
To get the metrics on the link just type /info/ between bit.ly and the unique identifier like this http://bit.ly/info/4kb77v
Open source, people
http://scribus.net/
I read your comment as "Use at your own perl!"
"Because bigger is better, right?" http://www.hugeurl.com/
Will Joe Pesci save us?
That's what was missing!
Why would blind people buy a phone which is nothing but a large screen? There are other phones on the market which serve there needs, right?
...unless you read the wikipedia on Thomas Jefferson: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson
There are none of Thomas Jefferson's patents on the page. In fact it doesn't even mention his involvement in the patent act of 1790, http://etext.virginia.edu/journals/EH/EH40/walter40.html
He invented a Moldboard Plow Of Least Resistance, Wheel Cipher, Portable Copying Press, and an improved polygraph for copying handwritten text.
http://cti.itc.virginia.edu/~meg3c/classes/tcc313/200Rprojs/jefferson_invent/invent.html
Not me. When I type "map of 10 Downing Street", I get this article. Way to slashdot firefox guys.
Am I the only one imagining a tiny rodent smoking a tiny joint and listening to Willy Nelson?