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What Isn't There an App For?

An anonymous reader writes: "There's an app for that!" It's been both an educational comment and a joke for years, now. There are so many small, single-purpose pieces of software available that it's impossible to keep track of everything apps can do. Indeed, when I'm looking for more usefulness out of my phone, I tend to browse the various app stores for interesting software, trying to figure out what more the phone can do for me. But a recent article turns that around and asks: for what tasks does the software have yet to be written? Though most of the article itself doesn't focus on that subject, it got me thinking about apps I'd like to see. (Which was harder than I expected.) I'd like an app that'd help me diagnose bad noises my car makes. I'd like one that can aggregate all my communication channels into one screen. I'd like one that can easily pick up program states from one PC — like an IDE session — and carry them to another PC. What apps are you still waiting for?

421 comments

  1. App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least on the iOS platform part of the reason is that Apple does not approve some types of applications, mainly for political reasons.

    1. Re: App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple stole the app store from Linux.

    2. Re: App Store by mrsquid0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And Linux stole unix. Linux also stole all the command names from unix. They also stole much of the underlying mathematical concepts from boolean algebra.

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    3. Re: App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to think one error justifies the other.

      It is not so. If someone is an idiot, you don't get a license to forget your manners. Eye for an eye was once an advancement, but we're beyond that now. We have have attained (or seek) higher standards.

      Yes, the App Store is probably an improvement over Linux' repositories. That hardly can be called "stealing". Knowledge wants to be free and man is a sharing animal. Stealing is a concept that depends on another: property. Which is an man-made one... animals can only understand possession. Many have manifested their understanding that certain rights (like copyright, patents etc.) don't equate literally to property rights -- hence the logical absurd of saying "intellectual property" -- as if someone could control ideas.

      So, there's nothing wrong with Apple making an App Store. Props to them for recognizing a good idea.

      As for things for which there won't be an app, maybe one to remove iOS and install Linux on an iEquipment. The reverse, of course, is possible (installing iOS over Linux).

    4. Re: App Store by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Linux stole unix. Linux also stole all the command names from unix. They also stole much of the underlying mathematical concepts from boolean algebra.

      And video killed the radio star.

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    5. Re: App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re: App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O RLY?

      Y..yes? I don't get it, your link proves me right, but your text suggests you are disagreeing with me.

    7. Re: App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or was it programmed to the POSIX standard?

    8. Re:App Store by unixisc · · Score: 2

      At least on the iOS platform part of the reason is that Apple does not approve some types of applications, mainly for political reasons.

      That's why I haven't seen a single bad iOS app, whereas I've seen many such apps on WP 8.1. Android is somewhat in b/w, since it still has a lot of the decent iOS apps, while there are a few iOS only apps.

    9. Re: App Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And internet killed the videostar

    10. Re:App Store by sound+vision · · Score: 2

      There was a story here on Slashdot a few months back about iOS fraud-ware in the Apple store. It was several apps. The example I remember had taken the name of a defunct office software suite, and the app itself did nothing but close immediately or show a grey screen.
      It would be interesting to know if the people who bought these apps were refunded by Apple, but that's a bit beside the point. It demonstrates that the iOS app store isn't as vetted or secure as Apple wants you to think. These programs apparently had no review - it'd be interesting to see what kind of rational Apple's constructed since then for the failures. I don't see any possibilities other than the apps were not reviewed, or there was some payola going on to bypass the review process.

    11. Re: App Store by vnair313 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, that is an absolute lie. Assuming that you have owned devices of all three platforms, you would know that Apple has bad apps too. I've owned an iPhone 5S, a Nexus 5, an HTC One M8, and a Nokia Lumia 920, and so far, if you know your apps, android is the best

    12. Re: App Store by unixisc · · Score: 1

      I do own all 3 platforms - an iPhone 5s, a Verizon Ellipsis 7 and a Lumia Ikon. Speaking of the US, I've not had a single bad iOS app, although I don't doubt what the poster sound+vision above said. For Android, I've noticed apps there w/ functionality similar to iOS. Both of them have good apps, although Android is more liberal in what it allows. For WP though, a good app is more often the exception than the rule, and too many of those apps are simply wrappers that invoke Internet Explorer and open the home web site of the app in question. Which is why a bulk of the apps are available for iOS and Android, but not for WP

  2. What Isn't There an App For? by Idou · · Score: 5, Funny

    There isn't an app for telling you what there isn't an app for. . .

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    1. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by AssetYoYo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For us myopics, an app that used the autofocus feature of the camera to adjust text size on presets by me such that I can read the fine print.

    2. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but there is an app that will tell you when there is an app for that...

    3. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Yo dawg, I hear ya. Coming right up.

    4. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yo dawg, we heard you like apps, so we put some apps in your apps so you can app while you app.

    5. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by ultranova · · Score: 2

      There isn't an app for telling you what there isn't an app for. . .

      Sure there is: the platform-specific store. However, what there isn't (AFAIK) an app for is querying which common search queries in said store result in few installations and thus likely aren't finding anything useful, indicating a potential market.

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    6. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is still no app for giving crabs to ex-girlfriends...

    7. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, the app space is only semicomplete, just like first-order predicate logic!

    8. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Sure there is. You just didn't set the app up correctly.

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    9. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this parent up!

      I'd like to see an app that would delete troll comments on anything before I see them.

    10. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For us myopics, an app that used the autofocus feature of the camera to adjust text size on presets by me such that I can read the fine print.

      Myopia is near sightedness, isn't it? If you can't see small fonts, you're BLIND, not myopic!

    11. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      presets?

    12. Re:What Isn't There an App For? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      There isn't an app for telling you what there isn't an app for. . .

      How do you know if there's no app to tell you?

      I'm beginning to see a Turing stopping-problem here...

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  3. A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like a good non-skeuomorphic calculator like the xp powertoy calculator. And on os x I'd also like the old version of spotlight back that stays in a corner instead of demanding to be in front and more important than your work.

    1. Re:A good calculator for ios. by popo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Well, it might not be what you're looking for per se... But RetroCalc with its epic nerdiness, is IMHO the most awesome calculator app for iPad: http://retrocalc.com/

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    2. Re:A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe check out Soulver?

    3. Re:A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it do RPN ?

    4. Re:A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would you want it to? Do you have some brain damage you picked up in a gas attack during WWI, grandpa?

    5. Re: A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true; a so-skeumorphic-it's-campy calculator that actually includes an image of a skeumorphic desk underneath it doesn't exactly fit the bill of a "non-skeumorphic calculator."

    6. Re: A good calculator for ios. by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      I use a TI-85 emulator because that's the calculator that I used in high school and university and I'm used to it. The non-skeuomorphic calculators on the Android app store all suck. I swear there are only maybe two that get order of operations right when you type it in, and they all have other critical flaws. 99% of the calculators can't even do square roots let alone anything slightly complicated. They all use ÷ as a symbol for division and x for multiplication instead of / and *. It drives me nuts that I can't, even in 2015, get a proper calculator that isn't a skeuomorph of something from the 80's.

    7. Re: A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use RetroCalc, partially because as a product designer I'm a huge fan of vintage electronics design in general (and consider it to be a very under acknowledged era in industrial design), but also because it's one of the few that actually handles order-of-operations correctly.

    8. Re:A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Retrocalc doesn't do RPN. Why? Do you?? And if so, what's wrong with you?

    9. Re: A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at Wolfram Alpha.

    10. Re:A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RPN is good when you do statistics.

    11. Re:A good calculator for ios. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see no mention of RPN on their website (though visuals are really stunning).

      On Android, there's Free42 (IIRC GPL) and RealCalc, which is very nice. Both do RPN.

      Funny fact:

      I wanted to see the app store catalog. The site offers a free download of iTunes 11, which apparently is needed. When I clicked on the download button, it says I must have iTunes to get iTunes. What?

      Also, the offer is for Mac+PC. I have a PC (running Linux). When I click on System requirements, the ones for Windows are shown. Why? As far as I can tell, Linux is closer to iOS than Windows. What gives?

      Things look a bit disorganized...

  4. More about a Gay Guy Flirting by cornicefire · · Score: 1

    Not that there's anything wrong with that. But the percentage of discussion of apps was pretty low. Not zero. But low.

    1. Re: More about a Gay Guy Flirting by retroworks · · Score: 1

      Thanks, since I havea limited numberof free new york times articles,I don't want to waste one on a blog that isn't about news for nerds.

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    2. Re:More about a Gay Guy Flirting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read half of it hoping you were wrong, but you are not only right but that is a much more representative title!

    3. Re: More about a Gay Guy Flirting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just clear your NYT cookies and poof - more free articles. Or, copy the headline then search for the headline - free article.

  5. IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by oneiros27 · · Score: 2

    I'd like one that can easily pick up program states from one PC â" like an IDE session â" and carry them to another PC

    If the issue is just location, and not resources (needing to move to a machine w/ more memory, better CPUs for compiling), then you can just use remote desktop technology.

    Of course, some IDEs also let you save the state of your project (what files are opened, how the windows are organized, etc), and if they save it to a file, you might be able to move that between systems, but you'd need the files laid out the same on disk so that it'd find everything again. If all of the files are in some version control system, it shouldn't be too difficult.

    (I'm a Mac user, so can't comment on PC IDEs ... and I don't really use an 'IDE' per se. I use BBEdit, which is more a text editor with some IDE-like functionality)

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    1. Re: IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      I was doing this with SunRays sharing a Solaris CDE desktop back in 2002. Apparently the past is here, but it isn't evenly distributed. Unfortunately it's not likely to be. With the exception of VNC, most of the remote desktop systems are proprietary so you can't pick up for example a Sunray session on an Android phone. And the proprietary platforms don't uniformly support VNC. It'd be great to see a general cross-platform approach to this, but the vendors are all going for supplying their platforms "as a service" instead.

    2. Re:IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VDI solutions like Vmware View allow you to do this.

    3. Re:IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
      For eclipse, just archive your workspace directory (and subdirectories) and move it to another machine. There are two problems with this, though, if you're moving from *nix to Windows:

      1. You can't have any filenames that use Windows reserved words like PRN, CON, etc. They won't copy.
      2. You can't have 2 filenames in the same Windows directory that only differ by case - for example TButton and tButton and tbutton and Tbutton.

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    4. Re:IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by dkf · · Score: 1

      if they save it to a file

      As opposed to what? Saving state by tattooing it on a hairy fairy's derriere? If you're saving state, so that you can shut down an IDE and start it up again in the sam place, it's going to be saved to disk somewhere, and the chance that it's going to be in a file when its going to disk is enormously high. (Technically you could also store it in a DB that is written to a raw partition, but I'm not aware of anyone mad enough to use a full installation of Oracle on dedicated storage devices just to save the state of their IDE...)

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    5. Re:IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use xpra and win-switch. ( xpra.org and win-switch.org i think)

      Wire it up to some Bluetooth or NFC notification, and bam.

    6. Re:IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by tepples · · Score: 1

      If the issue is just location, and not resources (needing to move to a machine w/ more memory, better CPUs for compiling), then you can just use remote desktop technology.

      Remote desktop doesn't help when you're trying to code while riding public transit, the buses in your city don't have Wi-Fi, and your employer won't pay for a mobile hotspot for your laptop.

    7. Re:IDEs with a concept of 'projects'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IntelliJ IDEA and the rest of the jetbrains IDEs have this feature.

  6. Ghost Car Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dashboard camera app that scans license plates and alerts when police ghost cars are immediately ahead or behind. Connects to a user-maintained database of known ghost car plates.

    May not be legal?

    1. Re:Ghost Car Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Maybe a simpler app would be one that just tells you to DRIVE AT OR BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT. The results would be the same. No tickets.

    2. Re:Ghost Car Alert by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Dashboard camera app that scans license plates and alerts when police ghost cars are immediately ahead or behind. Connects to a user-maintained database of known ghost car plates.

      I already have this service, in the form of my four-year-old son.

      "DADDY! GHOST CAR!!! GHOST CAR!!!"

      Even if it's the most subtle ghost car you could imagine, he spots it instantly.

    3. Re:Ghost Car Alert by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      What is a police ghost car?

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    4. Re:Ghost Car Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the car, but the ghost was most probably a black kid before the police arrived.

    5. Re:Ghost Car Alert by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      I'm still mourning the loss of Trapster.

      http://jalopnik.com/trapster-w...

    6. Re:Ghost Car Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unmarked police car---so when you act like an asshole on the highway thinking there's no police around, all the lights go on and they pull you over.

      I guess all the assholes are afraid of those.

    7. Re:Ghost Car Alert by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      No it wouldn't. Your speed limit may have less to do with it than the colour of your car or skin.

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    8. Re:Ghost Car Alert by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Unmarked cars used to be incredibly easy to spot. Look for a white/navy/grey crown vic with heavy tint and steel rims. Although lately they have gotten more sneaky with the Dodge cars. The color scheme is the same but they use fancy wheel covers now.

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    9. Re:Ghost Car Alert by tepples · · Score: 2

      Unless you're trying to drive on a road where people who obey the speed limit routinely get rear-ended.

    10. Re:Ghost Car Alert by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      open source big brother would be great. You'd need something like a video dash cam to do the scanning or a specialized holder for your phone, but I don't believe the typical cell phone would have the processing power to decipher the plate number. (I looked into something along this line a few years ago and OCR wasn't doable for realtime then, maybe new phones have the processing needed) . If they can scan our plates on public roads we should be able to scan back.

    11. Re:Ghost Car Alert by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      They're just rims, they don't need covers. The SUVs in MD are missing the model name and other badging except the make symbol. They're also slightly lower than stock SUVs.

    12. Re:Ghost Car Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These vehicles generally have uniformed officers inside, and are usually late model 'muscle' cars (I've seen Mustangs, Camaros, etc) black or dark gray with dark gray decals/lettering and tinted windows ---- so unless you look real close, it just looks like another muscle car meathead. They usually cruise at or below speed limit in the slow lane waiting for some fool to blast past.

  7. Most apps are bullshit by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they are made to collect your data for later liquidation by means of selling or exploiting them. While usage statistics (with opt in!) are ok, for app improvement and good, I don't think there is really an user respecting app for everything.

    1. Re:Most apps are bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how about an app that tells you which apps are "safe"?

    2. Re:Most apps are bullshit by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      Not most apps, no. They are a minority. At least that's the case on iOS.

  8. Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to be able to take a picture of a plant or mushroom and have it identified for me. Bonus points if it tells me if it is edible. Bonus Bonus points for preparation instructions and recipes.

    1. Re:Plant Recognition by Yaotzin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hopefully the app will be capable of discerning between immature Amanita ocreata and Agaricus arvensis.

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    2. Re:Plant Recognition by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      One better: How about an app for picture recognition?

      Snap, save, and sexy robot voice telling me, That's a seat and spring from a pre-1972 Delta.

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    3. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the sunset makes it think hemlock is good for soup....

    4. Re:Plant Recognition by Psychotria · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to be able to take a picture of a plant or mushroom and have it identified for me. Bonus points if it tells me if it is edible. Bonus Bonus points for preparation instructions and recipes.

      That's a long way off in my opinion. Positive plant identification relies on having reproductive material for the plant (e.g. flowers and/or fruit/seed/drupe/spore/etc) and a way of looking at those structures closely (often under a microscope). The identification of some plants will also take into account the root system.

      Some plants are able to be identified (but not 100%) using vegetative characters only: e.g. phylotaxy, leaf complexity, growth habit, stipules (and their position), bark, pubesence on the stem or leaves, shape of those hairs if they are present (probably need a microscope), etc, etc, etc. But the positive identification is elusive -- mainly because of the taxonomy of species classification in the first place which necessarily takes into account non-vegetative characters and morphology.

      That said, identification to the level of family might be a more realistic goal. Even then there are problems because not all genera (and certainly not all species) need not share common characters.

      Grasses (Poaceae)? Good luck.

      Identifying fungi using an app? Even more difficult unfortunately.

    5. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 years away and likely come standard with each phone OS.

    6. Re: Plant Recognition by OctavianStefanescu · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is Leafsnap. Leafsnap by Columbia University, University of Maryland, and Smithsonian Institution https://appsto.re/ro/LhZQz.i

    7. Re:Plant Recognition by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      When it comes out, be sure and get it before it is sued out of existence by someone who ate something that was accidentally recognized as edible. I'm sure they will make you sign a release electronically, but someone will sue anyway. That's our new road to riches in America. Don't work hard, just find something that common sense and maybe even a sign tells you not to do, and do it, then sue somebody.

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    8. Re:Plant Recognition by westlake · · Score: 1

      When it comes out, be sure and get it before it is sued out of existence by someone who ate something that was accidentally recognized as edible

      I have no need for an app that can't be trusted to do its job. Least of all when a mistake can be lethal.

    9. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to be able to take a picture of a plant or mushroom and have it identified for me. Bonus points if it tells me if it is edible. Bonus Bonus points for preparation instructions and recipes.

      That's a long way off in my opinion. Positive plant identification relies on having reproductive material for the plant (e.g. flowers and/or fruit/seed/drupe/spore/etc) and a way of looking at those structures closely (often under a microscope). The identification of some plants will also take into account the root system.

      Some plants are able to be identified (but not 100%) using vegetative characters only: e.g. phylotaxy, leaf complexity, growth habit, stipules (and their position), bark, pubesence on the stem or leaves, shape of those hairs if they are present (probably need a microscope), etc, etc, etc. But the positive identification is elusive -- mainly because of the taxonomy of species classification in the first place which necessarily takes into account non-vegetative characters and morphology.

      That said, identification to the level of family might be a more realistic goal. Even then there are problems because not all genera (and certainly not all species) need not share common characters.

      Grasses (Poaceae)? Good luck.

      Identifying fungi using an app? Even more difficult unfortunately.

      You're making the common 100% fallacy that geeks often have. The 90% solution for this would be a huge advancement on its own.

    10. Re:Plant Recognition by spydink · · Score: 1

      I'd by happy with being able to take a photo of a trail, field, or camping site and having poison ivy/oak/etc pointed out to me.

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    11. Re:Plant Recognition by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      In the case of fungi, no. An app which mistakenly identifies a poisonous mushroom as edible even 1% of the time would be extremely dangerous.

    12. Re:Plant Recognition by ChrisK87 · · Score: 1

      I imagine this sort of identification software would just output a list of possible identifications ordered by probability. I think the shortcomings you've identified could be mitigated by making the user go through a decision tree answering illustrated questions about the plant's size, leaf branching, seeds/berries, etc. and by comparing the user's GPS location to plants' known distributions. If the list linked to descriptions and pictures of the potential IDs it'd become a pretty useful tool even if its single best guess wasn't reliable.

      This sort of app runs into the issue of needing a large-ish database of plant pictures and data descriptions, but field use usually precludes offloading the computation to a big computer somewhere. My audubon society birding app has a 650MB library of ranges, calls, and pictures, and it doesn't even attempt to make those machine-searchable in any way. And there are a lot more species of plants in north america than there are birds.

      You're dead on about grasses and fungi, too. A lot of those identifications rely on color, sheen, and texture, none of which can be measured by a camera in natural lighting. Any plant ID app would be strictly limited to leafy plants.

    13. Re:Plant Recognition by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Even edible berries and flowers can be dangerously close to toxic ones. The interesting idea is that the app's errors might be different from a human's, but errors are errors, and death is fatal.

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    14. Re:Plant Recognition by Comen · · Score: 1

      I have a great idea for an app, If someone does this cut me a check :)
      A cool app would be if you could take a picture of a women, like a waitress or something, and the app would scan a database of Porn Stars and suggest a porn star that looks similar to the one in a picture. Maybe even tie it to movies for sale for that porn star.
      Would be awesome.

    15. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, there are thousands of mushroom varieties just in North America. Sometimes the only way to tell the difference between poisonous and non-poisonous varieties are too look at the gills underneath the cap.

    16. Re: Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is Leafsnap. Leafsnap by Columbia University, University of Maryland, and Smithsonian Institution
      https://appsto.re/ro/LhZQz.i

      dammit, iPhone only

    17. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the case of fungi, no. An app which mistakenly identifies a poisonous mushroom as edible even 1% of the time would be extremely dangerous.

      I would normally agree, however, on the other hand, the evil bastard in me who truly despises the fucking idiot 'foragers' who've managed to totally denude/destroy several of my favourite local spots, would like to see an app which at least marks the more dubious fungi as edible, good and tasty..
      teach them a bloody lesson..
      (Remember, there are more inedible fungi than poisonous ones out there..)

    18. Re:Plant Recognition by luckymutt · · Score: 1

      I don't see a great need for this personally. All the edible plants I see have little signs in front of them telling me not only what they are, but how much they cost too.

    19. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you mssed 2 large glaring points in your post. Location, and season! Take ALL of those characteristics listed, and cross that against location, and you now have rather refined list of plants that can grow in any specific location. For example, many plants do not grow at higher altitudes. So, if you're in the Rocky Mountains, you've elminiated majority of lowland grasses that the plains and coastal regions contain. Now take into account season, and it's rather finite in what will likely be growing at any specific location.

      Here's a 1st hand account, and perfect example: 11,500 ft in the Colorado Rockies in Late August. Fairly humid, given the altitude, but 'Fly Agaric' mushrooms growing EVERYWHERE. At the exact same area a month earlier, it was too hot for them to grow. And the deer love to eat them, surprisingly....

      So, time of year and location matters. The real challenge with an app, would be statisitical likliehood of accurate identification, given the referenced information. For people identifying Fungi, it's the same thing. It either IS that Fungi, or it isn't. There is no middle ground there. With plants and other vegetations, you have some leeway for what it might be.

      Regardless, add location and season to your metrics, and you have a very powerful app. I think it can be done. and will, but it will all come down to the massively accurate database being used for identification. The image identification and matching aspect of software, already exists. Why this app doesn't yet, is because it is will be a huge undertaking!

    20. Re:Plant Recognition by Smauler · · Score: 1

      That's pretty easy - pink/brown gills. I'm far from experienced, but I do pick and eat Agaricus campestris and/or arvensis (the field and horse mushrooms). If it's got brown gills, and looks like a normal mushroom, I'll eat it. The only common mushroom that is slightly poisonous like this is the yellow stainer, but this will stain yellow when cut (some people do eat these too, though). There are others that are poisonous, but they're rare, also stain yellow and smell and taste bad. If it's got brown gills, it might make you sick, but it won't do you long term damage.

      If it's got white gills, or is too immature to have gills, I leave it be. I wouldn't trust an app to identify mushrooms.

    21. Re: Plant Recognition by djago · · Score: 0

      Plantnet goes in that direction. It's far from perfect, but a good starting point

    22. Re:Plant Recognition by manwargi · · Score: 1

      If the disclaimers are present such an app could be a great start if the baby steps are taken first. With picture data the app can return a list of possible likely results, outputting a warning if some of the results involve harmful types. It might not be able to tell two very similar species apart, but it would be great for those who don't know anything at all.

    23. Re:Plant Recognition by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      I imagine this sort of identification software would just output a list of possible identifications ordered by probability. I think the shortcomings you've identified could be mitigated by making the user go through a decision tree answering illustrated questions about the plant's size, leaf branching, seeds/berries, etc. and by comparing the user's GPS location to plants' known distributions. If the list linked to descriptions and pictures of the potential IDs it'd become a pretty useful tool even if its single best guess wasn't reliable.

      Yes, this is what existing applications (essentially) do. If one of these "interactive keys" (see DELTA and Lucid) combined image recognition to get key characters then that would bring things closer reality.

    24. Re:Plant Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would not geo-location narrow this search considerably?

  9. punch card reading and parsing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    as a mix of Old and new,
      I never found a decent punch card reading and parsing App...

  10. aggregate all my communication channels by NotInHere · · Score: 2

    I'd like to see that too, unfortunately the walled gardens of the industry seem to make this impossible. For everybody wanting to have such an app, I'd suggest to only use non-walled-garden communications: app developers should be abled to develop compatible apps for certain services.

    1. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would like just one communications app - a decent PHONE app. One that doesn't use a high-pass filter to cut off half of what my deep voice is saying, making people ask me to speak up even though I'm already making people around me look at me because I speak so loud. One that has voicemail on the phone itself, not as a dial-in service, so you can save voicemails for later use. One that has built-in access to public phone books and yellow pages. One that will let you choose whether to roam or not from within the phone app, not going through settings. One that lets you punch the numbers as fast as you can. One I can disable the ringer on without having to (a) unlock my phone, (b) open a different app to (c) turn all sound off.

      Cell phones of the 90s were better at making phone calls than today's "smart" phones are. They're smart at everything except being a phone.

    2. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a Nokia smartphone, it doesnt run your voice through the new DSPs, and uses the tradition noise filters. Best "phone" I have had.

    3. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up! Totally agree - as a late convert to smart phones (only 1.5 year ago) everything you said is SPOT on what I have been griping about. Make the PHONE part work like it should, please!

    4. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and let me add: A phone app that can automatically disable screen input while a call is in progress, so you don't inadvertently hang up with your cheek.

    5. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by andydread · · Score: 1

      Every android phone i've had does this. When I put the phone up to my face the screen goes blank.

    6. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      As to the cutoff no idea.
      Move to google voices voicemail to use it as an app. And Shush will let you mute your ringer for a specific time without unlocking the phone.

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    7. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Exactly. We need a communication system that is cross platform. iMessage has some great features(especially since the latest OS X release. ). However it is limited to Apple only devices. What I want is iMessage/FaceTime app that has support on all devices and os's. That way I can communicate one method on all devices.

      As it is now I never use FaceTime as only my brother has an iPhone. Since continuity in OS X 10.10 iMessage is awesome. I can read and respond to all texts from either my phone or laptop. However that means my android tablet is left out.

      Lastly I either want iCloud or Google extensions so I can share bookmarks between platforms sanely.

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    8. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by arth1 · · Score: 1

      No android phone I have has done this. While the screen goes blank, it's still active. If you touch the screen (or adjust the volume), it turns back on. To expose among other thing a big button that says "End Call".

      Trust me, I've hung up more than one call on accident.

    9. Re: aggregate all my communication channels by soniCron88 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you want an iPhone. It does everything you asked for, with the exception of no highpass filtering (it's a limitation of current cell protocol--use Skype if you want greater resolution) and the phone book is sorta built in, but it only functions as a lookup when you receive a call from an unknown number. I use Android, though, so I can't tell you the current state of the iPhone's antenna, but I understand reception is just fine these days.

    10. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been available for 2 years... the answer is Blackberry Hub. It shows all my e-mail, phone calls, text messages, as well as BBM, Skype, WhatsApp, etc.

    11. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      But once you unbundle the medium from its dedicated app, you lose brand awareness. None of the providers want to commoditise their channel, as where would the money be coming from if nobody realised they were using your services? Remember that many companies are running "freemium" services -- Skype, for example, who are trying to get enough income from Skype Credit to cover the running of the basic service. This was also why they were so slow to offer free video conferencing -- it was originally a premium/professional service that they made cash on. They must have been tracking the curves on the fall-off of their commercial clients and judging when it was finally worth opening it up to everyone to avoid losing market share to Google etc.

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    12. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      The Samsung Galaxy S and Samsung Galaxy S4 both disable the input when the screen is blank. I have not owned or tried any other android phone for making calls. So at least those two (and probably the rest in the series) work properly.

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    13. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 1

      I would like just one communications app - a decent PHONE app. One that doesn't use a high-pass filter to cut off half of what my deep voice is saying, making people ask me to speak up even though I'm already making people around me look at me because I speak so loud. One that has voicemail on the phone itself, not as a dial-in service, so you can save voicemails for later use. One that has built-in access to public phone books and yellow pages. One that will let you choose whether to roam or not from within the phone app, not going through settings. One that lets you punch the numbers as fast as you can. One I can disable the ringer on without having to (a) unlock my phone, (b) open a different app to (c) turn all sound off.

      Cell phones of the 90s were better at making phone calls than today's "smart" phones are. They're smart at everything except being a phone.

      So, what you're saying is that you want an iPhone?
      I don't know about the settings on the high-pass filter - I have a reasonably deep voice and I haven't had anyone comment that they can't hear me.
      Visual Voicemail on the phone is in the phone app - it shows you a list of all your voicemails with their name (if in your address book) or their number and the time of the call. You can play, replay, delete and undelete from within the phone app. There doesn't seem to be a limit on the number of voicemails you can keep. You can also easily change your greeting from within the voicemail part of the phone app.
      There's no integrated access to yellow pages or anything like that. Also no access to roaming settings from within the phone app. With a sensible mobile network setup, you leave international roaming off and don't worry about any other roaming as it's not an issue.
      I've never had any noticeable delay in keying in numbers manually, it will register the numbers as fast as I can hit the buttons on the screen.
      And as for disabling the ringer, all iPhones have a mute switch on the side of the phone that turns the ringer on and off from a physical switch.

    14. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      So.... you wan't a phone with touchwiz ( Samsung ) for all of sound / ringer options like turning to mute / vibrate without unlocking. And I have a deep voice and no one has complained yet about my Note2.

      If you want voicemails saved use Google voice or one of the clones, it lets you save the voicemails as MP3's.

      As for the "yellow pages / white pages" that is why the browser is tied to the phone app, just touch the damn number on the page and it will offer to call it for you, same with maps when you select / copy an address. It works much better than trying to shoehorn another bunch of crap into another tab in the phone app itself.

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    15. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh, and let me add: A phone app that can automatically disable screen input while a call is in progress, so you don't inadvertently hang up with your cheek.

      Every iPhone since the first generation has done this.

    16. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like just one communications app - a decent PHONE app.

      Shit, I'd settle for a phone whose UX had built-in confirmation. Touching someone's entry while scrolling through contacts doesn't mean I want to place a phone call, you fucking UXtards.

    17. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.trysnowball.com/

    18. Re:aggregate all my communication channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My BlackBerry 10 phone undoes all my communications.

  11. You will never ever get an app by NotInHere · · Score: 1

    that decides the halting problem. :P

  12. Society has been dumbed down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Over reliance on apps.

    Case in point: a GPS app, because even experienced drivers are too afraid to get lost. Never mind if getting lost allows you to discover new places, and more importantly, makes you learn from the mistake. People these days are so risk averse, always expecting to get it right the first time.

    1. Re:Society has been dumbed down by Livius · · Score: 1

      Some people get a disproportionate level of anxiety from being lost, but typically it's not difficult, at least in daylight, to find your way back to major (and familiar) roads.

      Getting lost will waste time, of course, and I suspect some people are so poor at time management that they are unable to cope with minor delays.

    2. Re:Society has been dumbed down by ledow · · Score: 2

      A GPS app lets me get lost in safety.

      I go to a place I never knew, take a route nothing like the one on the GPS and can find all sorts of stuff. Because I know that I'll then take the most-direct route to my destination anyway, no matter how far I wander.

      It's not unusual for my gf and I to get in a car, drive for an hour at random, and then let the satnav drive us back.

    3. Re:Society has been dumbed down by hackertourist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not this Luddite bullshit again. When I'm on the road, I'm on my way to a destination. When it's for work, I don't care about new places, I just want to get my appointment via the most efficient route. When I'm on vacation, there's a bit more leeway but I still have a destination to get to. At the end of a long journey, I no longer care about the scenery and just want to get to my hotel or campsite already.

      The cost of making a mistake is high in lost time and aggravation. Without GPS I'd have to resort to maps, and have you ever driven solo while navigating from a map? You end up either a menace on the road, or having to stop to consult the bloody map every 5 minutes. Not to mention having to buy the map in the first place.
      So if you enjoy getting lost, fine. But stop whining about people using GPS.

    4. Re:Society has been dumbed down by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      For planned trips, this is a useless idea. There IS an app for what you're thinking and it's name is "vacay."

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    5. Re:Society has been dumbed down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use GPS very differently than I do. As a sibling pointed out, the beauty of GPS is you can't get lost, even if you try. You can freely wander the roads to your heart's content knowing the GPS will always get you back home/to your destination.

    6. Re: Society has been dumbed down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I move to a new city, I spend a few weekends semi-deliberately getting lost while walking, to get to know the areas and discover places I'll need to go. Then, when my legs are tired and I'm cold and it's getting dark and I want to go home, I ask my GPS to tell me how to get there/to the subway/to a known reference point, so I'm not lost forever.

    7. Re:Society has been dumbed down by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      There's far more reasons than not getting lost to use a GPS. I use it more so because fuel is expensive and polluting, and so following the most efficient route saves money and the damage to the environment. Of course it's only an estimate of the best route even with a GPS. But it's a better estimate than people make for unfamiliar journeys.

      You say that getting lost has the advantage of discovering new places. But so does GPS - it will take you down routes you've never taken before, when otherwise you might stick to the familiar routes. (And either method might take you down an unsuitable route.)

    8. Re:Society has been dumbed down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you know, you could just take two minutes and memorize your route. It takes an additional minute if you want to remember major highways/freeways and major roads. People are always so amazed that I can navigate most of CA without a gps.

    9. Re:Society has been dumbed down by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Your memory must be better than mine, there's no way I can correctly remember every turn in a 500-km route, nor do I wish to.
      You're also toast when your memory is off a bit (second or third right?) or you misinterpret an instruction (is that a road or a private driveway?) or a road name sign is missing/vandalized/unreadable in the dark. One missed instruction and you're lost again and up shit creek without a paddle. Honestly, I am astonished people still accept such kludges.

    10. Re:Society has been dumbed down by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      That sounds like really terrible trip planning for both your time and expenses. I plan out my route on Google Maps, manually adjusting as necessary (thankfully not much of that is needed anymore). I have the maps and the directions printed out. And I have a GPS. You shouldn't be GPS alone anyway, it can be unreliable in terms of route planning. GPS + Maps (Google or physical) are the way to go.

    11. Re:Society has been dumbed down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over reliance on tools.

      Case in point: a bronze ax, because even experienced huntsmen are too afraid to get killed. Never mind if getting killed allows you to improve the gene pool, and more importantly, makes your sons learn from the mistake. People these days are so risk averse, always expecting to get it right the first time.

    12. Re:Society has been dumbed down by inline_four · · Score: 1

      It's sometimes referred to as "a sense of direction". You can memorize major interchanges or other key points you need to hit. Getting a little off course along the way doesn't need to invalidate your whole plan. Anyway, it's not an all or nothing proposition. I've benefited from others' GPS gadgets and I've also seen GPS gadgets fail, lose power, go missing, or be inadequate in some other way. It's nice to know how to use technology and how to support yourself if it isn't available.

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    13. Re:Society has been dumbed down by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      GPS apps allow trips that were impossible before. E.G. I used GPS to navigate a truck out of downtown SF at night, from an apartment building to the freeway to Mountain View, including tons of construction sites, alone. I don't live in SF and I had basically no idea of where I was. I could have memorized the directions and learned a bunch of stuff about SF, which would have been a waste of time (since I don't live near); instead I got to have an interesting conversation about email security on the way. This is, for me, a perfect example of the utility of abstraction that apps allow.

  13. There's actually an app for that by Psychotria · · Score: 1

    There is an app to create an app that doesn't already exist... there must be. Err... surely? Hmm.

    1. Re:There's actually an app for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Nokia made one to try to get more apps in their app store. You would give it the URL of your website and some logo images and icons and it would turn it into an app package ready to be uploaded to the Ovi store. You can probably guess how well this went down based on where Nokia is at now.

    2. Re:There's actually an app for that by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      How about an app, that automatically deletes apps that you download but never use or even better an app that warns you about the kind of advertising methods employed by a new app allowing you to cancel the install or an app that makes searching the google play store more efficient with a greater range of filters.

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  14. Compiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously, try to find this for an iPad/iPhone that doesn't require a separate computer.
    They're expensive paperweights for me.

    At least there's an IDE on Android that has a compiler.

    1. Re:Compiling by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      What is the problem with cross compiling?

      Unless of course you are taking about using your handheld as a development platform (say for when you are in a remote location). However if you are just talking about app development... there is no point in native compilation.

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    2. Re:Compiling by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      iPython used to compile native apps. Apple told them to stop it, or get kicked off the App Store.

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    3. Re:Compiling by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      [Citation needed]

      That doesn't appear to be true.

    4. Re:Compiling by tepples · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you are taking about using your handheld as a development platform (say for when you are in a remote location).

      Exactly. If I can develop on an aging 10" laptop with a keyboard while riding the bus to and from work, I don't see any reason why one should be unable to develop on a 10" tablet with a keyboard, other than corporate walled garden politics.

    5. Re:Compiling by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I can't find any citations now, but when I bought it, it was after reading a review saying you could compile from it. I also can't find a full official changelog on the official site. I suspect that is doesn't appear to be true because Apple wanted a little rewrite of history....

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    6. Re:Compiling by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Right. Apple now has censorship rights over the entire internet. The conspiracy theory just gets bigger.

    7. Re:Compiling by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2

      Ah bugger. I've just looked at my iPad's home screen, and I'm not talking about iPython at all, but Pythonista. (Which is a surprisingly good IDE and I was stuck with it as my main environment for a while when my laptop was constantly overheating, but edits were still fairly fiddly, as you'd expect.)

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  15. How about a decent open-source web browser? by SpzToid · · Score: 1

    Like FireFox?

    I just googled this, and it looks like Mozilla is working hard towards making this happen. Still, Apple isn't exactly open-source friendly on iOS from my perspective, (and I'm not an iOS user, so I am not exactly enlightened in this department).

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    1. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by Teun · · Score: 1
      Firefox on Android is now very good, no more need to use anything else.

      I'd love to have a mail and news client like Thunderbird.

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    2. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Firefox on Android now crashes on a regular basis.

    3. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by technomom · · Score: 1

      So long as Apple is going to insist that browsers have to use their Safari rendering, alternate browsers are going to suck on iOS.

    4. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      A pretty good recreation of desktop functionality, then...?

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    5. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      There isn't a better mobile web renderer than WebKit. Even Chrome is just a fairly recent fork of it.

    6. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      It's still better than fucking Chrome. From making it impossible to stop the address bar from being hidden to getting rid of the progress bar, every single update makes that dumbass browser worse and worse. I'd rather have an amature colonoscopy than use Chrome Mobile.

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    7. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by DocHoncho · · Score: 1

      The renderer isn't the issue. On iOS, alternative browsers cannot take advantage of the same Javascript runtime that Safari does, so they end up with pretty lousy performance. Unless they changed things in the last year or so. I ran screaming from iOS, through the misshapen abomination that is TouchWiz and into the warm embrace of Cyanogenmod Android, now with slightly less Googly-woogly-data-mining.

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    8. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox on Android is now very good, no more need to use anything else.

      I'd love to have a mail and news client like Thunderbird.

      Funny, the copy of Firefox on my android phone, as they say, sucks royally (slow at rendering, unstable, cpu hogging..)

    9. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On iOS, alternative browsers cannot take advantage of the same Javascript runtime that Safari does, so they end up with pretty lousy performance. Unless they changed things in the last year or so.

      Indeed it has changed. Nitro used to be limited to Safari, for security reasons, but from iOS 8 the Webkit available to apps uses exactly the same Nitro engine that Safari does.

      And here's the thing - Javascript works the same on in all apps and all browsers in iOS. In Android, that's far from the case. At work we have an app in development that opens a 3rd party web page with a video embedded. On iOS the video zooms to full screen, and plays. Always. On Android, the behaviour is different on different phones. Some zoom to full screen, some don't, and some don't play the video at all.

      I should note that for reasons such as this, the development team for iOS is 2. For Android it's 5. With iOS development still always outpacing Android.

      As to data-mining, that's also an advantage on the iOS side. CyanogenMod might pull some Google spying out of the OS, but Android apps are far freer to spy on users than iOS apps. Such is the benefit of the "walled-garden".

    10. Re:How about a decent open-source web browser? by kelk1 · · Score: 1

      Firefox on Android is now very good, no more need to use anything else.

      No certificates :(

      Chrome is the only browser I found on Android which was able to use them

  16. Wanting this since I was three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dreamt of the ultimate app when I was three in 1979. A flying ball of light that guides you to a lost thing when you ask it to. RFID tags do NOT solve this, so please don't. It should work at great distances and even if something isn't physically tagged.

    1. Re:Wanting this since I was three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.

    2. Re:Wanting this since I was three by Livius · · Score: 1

      Then you plug it into your flying car and it takes you there.

    3. Re:Wanting this since I was three by edremy · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Wanting this since I was three by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      I just want a clapper app, so it listens to ambient noise, and when I clap my hands, it rings so I can find it.

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    5. Re:Wanting this since I was three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need apps to save your rep since apk shot it down again (did it to yourself as usual) http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... hahahahaha

  17. Name that Song by mrsquid0 · · Score: 2

    I would like to see a reliable app that identifies a piece of music from various forms of user input such as lyrics; whistling, humming, or bad singing; or other fuzzy information. Google does a reasonable job with partial lyrics, but it good luck identifying instrumental pieces.

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    1. Re:Name that Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shazam works one time in two for me -- ad-riddled but reasonable enough until background noise can be reliably separated from music.

    2. Re:Name that Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Morpheus
      2. http://www.songtapper.com/public_html/

      So the potential is there...

    3. Re:Name that Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soundhound does great at that.

    4. Re:Name that Song by mattbode · · Score: 1

      Midomi has been around a while on the net (http://www.midomi.com/) and works quite well for this. Just hum a tune and it will identify the song for you. I believe they have released an app for this now too (SoundHound)

    5. Re:Name that Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soundhound. Does very well with humming and what not.

  18. Multi Transport Navigation by Britz · · Score: 1

    I am sure there is more than one company working on this right now. The idea is quite simple. I want to get from A to B and would like to see all my options listed and sorted by speed and price. Including rental, flight, taxi, uber, train, car sharing, bus, own car, bike, walking, hovercraft, skateboard, and so on. And any combination of the above that would make sense. Optimized by weather forcast (less likely to bike, motorbike or walk), recorded walking speed, recorded bike speed, and options I can put in. For example a dislike for rental cars, lack of drivers licence and other.

    This is simply a logical conclusion of Google Maps, navigational software and the modern smartphone. If I want to travel to point X, why doesn't it show me everything, how fast and how much it will cost me? Why do I have to manually check train and bus schedules (which are machine readable on the internet) and see if I want to walk to a different public transport station than the one nearest to me, if it offers a much better connecting and I am a fast walker. Or own a bike.

    1. Re: Multi Transport Navigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, Google maps /does/ do all of the above (in Canada at least)

    2. Re:Multi Transport Navigation by Tom · · Score: 1

      For my hometown, this exists. It will check a number of options including public transport, car rental and taxi service as well as walking.

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    3. Re:Multi Transport Navigation by technomom · · Score: 1

      Google Maps does that, though not necessarily including skateboards and hovercrafts in your area.

    4. Re:Multi Transport Navigation by u38cg · · Score: 1
      The problem here is basically the aggregation and maintenance of the necessary data feeds - once you have a few hundred streams of data you get into a place where you require updates daily.

      That said, however, if you live in a covered city, you are basically asking for Citymapper.

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    5. Re:Multi Transport Navigation by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      That mostly exists on a smaller scale but it's not that great. Citymapper in London for example is pretty handy. However, while it shows walking, biking, and mixes of busses and trains, it won't show walk+bus or walk+train except to get to a quite near stop.

      I'd love to be able to tell it that I'm happy to walk for 30 minutes if that's a reasonable option then take a bus. I think the cut-off is a bit shorter than that and it tries quite hard to reduce walking if you're going to take some motorised form of transport.

      All in all though it's pretty handy and is plugged into the live bus and train arrival information.

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    6. Re:Multi Transport Navigation by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Even better, the natural extension (that google maps can't do, not even partially at the moment): allow you to purchase tickets if necessary for the trip, in one go.

      EG plan a trip to a different city. Public transit from Hartford, CT to NYC, NY, takes two busses and a train. I should be able to go to google maps, plan the route as normal, click the "public transit" button (that exists), select one of the departure times, click "buy" and have it buy me bus and train tickets for that route. Instead, I have to track down the various means to purchase tickets on several different transit system's websites.

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    7. Re:Multi Transport Navigation by radish · · Score: 1

      Google Maps does most of that, it will give me options for driving, public transport (bus, subway, train), bike, walking and Uber. It also factors in traffic, but adding weather for on-foot options is a nice idea.

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  19. Supermarket line monitor by bluegutang · · Score: 1

    When you get in line at the supermarket, you press "start". When you finish checking out, you press "stop". The time you waited in line is uploaded to a database.

    When you are at home, trying to decide which supermarket to visit, you can check "which supermarket near me has the shortest lines at this day/hour?" and thereby decide where to visit.

    Some sort of statistical analysis would have to be done to filter out fake data inputted by store employees.

    I'm not willing to wait an extra 10 minutes in line to save 50 cents on a quick shopping trip - my time is worth way more than that. But until now, there is no way of knowing how long you will wait (besides past experiences which generally do not form a statistically significant set). So stores have little incentive to compete by improving the wait time. If a critical mass of consumers used this app, that could change.

    1. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      The times I shop for groceries the lines are always short, but man would I love what you're talking about for the pharmacy. Oftentimes I'll go to pick up a prescription and see the line and just turn around and leave and try again later.

      We need these for other places too, like oil change places and smog check places and tire places, where you could end up going at a very bad time.

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    2. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'm not willing to wait an extra 10 minutes in line to save 50 cents on a quick shopping trip - my time is worth way more than that.

      If your time is worth so much, hire someone to buy your groceries.

      Maybe there is an app for that.

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    3. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Tom · · Score: 1

      Many of us are in this middle ground - our time is valuable, but not valuable enough that hiring someone to run errands is a real alternative.

      I'd definitely go to the slightly more expensive supermarket if it means I wait less. In fact, I do. But my selection is based on subjective personal experience and not hard data.

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    4. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Deideldorfer · · Score: 1

      It exists but is not popular enough to be useful yet. http://www.waloapp.com/

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    5. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      A lot of supermarkets (at least near me) are also doing online ordering. You order and pay online, stop by the store, and pick up your groceries. (A store employee gathers them together for you.) For an extra fee, some grocery stores will even drive the groceries to you.

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    6. Re:Supermarket line monitor by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      would I love what you're talking about for the pharmacy. Oftentimes I'll go to pick up a prescription and see the line and just turn around and leave and try again later.

      Doesn't your pharmacy give you a pager when you drop off your scrip and page you when your prescription is ready so you can wander around the mall or browse the other aisles of the store?

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    7. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      A lot of supermarkets (at least near me) are also doing online ordering. You order and pay online, stop by the store, and pick up your groceries. (A store employee gathers them together for you.) For an extra fee, some grocery stores will even drive the groceries to you.

      Yup, they have an app for that.

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    8. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      In my case, the doctor's office I'm leaving has already called in the prescription, or it's a 90-day jobber that auto-refills, and it's ready by the time I get there, but it's a variably long line to wait in to sign for it/pay for it/take possession of it.

      Now that you mention it, if the drug store was smart, they'd allow you to take a number when you arrive, and then you could go shopping in the store while waiting for them to announce "now serving number so-and-so" over the PA system. I might have to be somewhere soon, and if my time is spent standing in line instead of shopping, I might have to pick up other items somewhere else later.

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    9. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Where's the money in it? You need vast amounts of data to be useful (like several hundred users per supermarket) and somebody's going to have to pay for the server infrastructure. Anything you do to get money out of the supermarkets is going to compromise the integrity of the product.

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    10. Re:Supermarket line monitor by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      Each user submits maybe a kB of data when they visit the store. And makes a couple queries for several kB each when choosing a store. Store visits are at most once a day, so per user, that's very little usage. You could get a high level of marketing exposure, relative to your server requirements, by say sending a push notification once every couple weeks.

    11. Re:Supermarket line monitor by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      Searching for every item you want on the web, or in an app is a pain. But I imagine it gets better as time goes on as products you've bought before are easy to reorder. I didn't persist long enough to find out.

    12. Re:Supermarket line monitor by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Yes, each individual transaction is light, but you would need millions of users accessing the software every hour to start building up any useful amount of information.

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    13. Re:Supermarket line monitor by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      Not millions. You would need about 100 reports for a given store ("local Walmart") and time ("8-9am Friday") to get a reliable estimate for them. (100 data points is enough to give a normal distribution, which is why you hear about medical studies with fewer than 100 patients.) If your data base is an average over 5 Fridays from 8-9AM, you need to gather 20 data points each hour. There are ~40k supermarkets inthe US, so 800k reports per hour, each one a couple kB. So even when your app is universally used across the US, your bandwidth is only a few GB per hour.

      But that's beside the point. More important is not the number of connections, but the ratio of marketing profit vs server load for each user; that's what determines profitability. And in contrast to successful apps like Waze which do fancy data downloads and routing calculations in order to show a little ad at the bottom of the screen, this app could send a much smaller amount of data, entirely precomputed, in order to show the same ad. The marginal profitability per user would be much higher.

  20. A really decent math/science/eng. app for Android? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    Maxima/Xcas/Octave functionality, only with an actually usable interface?

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  21. Obligatory xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    One better: How about an app for picture recognition?

    Snap, save, and sexy robot voice telling me, That's a seat and spring from a pre-1972 Delta.

    http://xkcd.com/1425/

    1. Re:Obligatory xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, I was thinking of the iPhone or Droid strip.

    2. Re:Obligatory xkcd by technomom · · Score: 1

      Google's doing a lot of work on this. http://gizmodo.com/googles-ima...

  22. Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The idea of filling up my 'device' with a large number of nefarious, insecure, data-thieving, location stealing, mutually incompatible, crash causing, cross-selling little craplets that put me in touch directly, without choice to corporate hell, fills me with horror. What was wrong with the 'web' and 'choice'? Oh, I know, choice, although, in principle one of the tenets of capitalism is so annoying, much better to press the button on the craplet and get a Big Mac directly.

    Actually, my mobile is normally switched off and in my kitchen drawer, anyway.

    1. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apps are just repackaging of web sites such that their logos appear on your screen as reminders. For example I'm sure you can order a pizza from Domino's web site, but they want you to install their app for advertising their brand to you.

    2. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, I'll just have to set the kitchen on fire [again], that's what I usually do...

    3. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Deideldorfer · · Score: 1

      You might be interested in F-Droid. It's a FLOSS app store. https://f-droid.org/

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    4. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      dedicated apps are 100% better than websites. they're faster (because all the content is local and they're not running with the overhead of a browser), more secure, and have better graphic design (because they can be purpose built for a specific screen size and aspect ratio). case in point amazon's app.

    5. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by hughbar · · Score: 1

      I presume this is a shill? There's so many things wrong with this, '100% better', 'more secure' than I don't know where to start. Actually, since Amazon has decided that paying taxes is optional in the UK, I don't buy buy from them anyway.

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    6. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Most of the content I've seen isn't local. Your pizza app re-downloads the prices, menu, etc... It can cache some of that, but your browser caches it too.
      2) The app developers probably care about security far less than browser developers. A lot of apps simply display HTML data they grab from a site. I'd rather use a browser for that.
      3) They also grab all your data. Contact lists, location, lists of other apps, call records, etc... Web sites aren't that bad. For this point alone I'd argue website are over 100% better than apps.
      4) I can tweak parts of a website if it bothers me or if I have a way to improve it. I can't tweak an app.

    7. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      shill for whom? using amazon via app rather than web? why would somebody shill for that?

    8. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Yeah but hald of the apps are just there to fix things that massively stink.

      for instance, without an app, I can't (a) download an HTML file (b) put a file on the desktop (c) manage files at all. When was the last non-pone computer you owned when that wasn't an option. I'm pretty sure you could do it on windows 95.

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    9. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few "apps" keep data locally. The early Facebook app (for example, I haven't used it in 2 years) couldn't even make up a post offline and then submit it at a later time when the network was restored. Nearly all other apps I use cache nothing offline: National Rail UK app, for example, could easily download an updated timetable every few days and still provide excellent service. But no, it has to run everything through the main servers.

      When an "app" is really a glorified webpage then it has no point existing.

    10. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      3) They also grab all your data. Contact lists, location, lists of other apps, call records, etc... Web sites aren't that bad. For this point alone I'd argue website are over 100% better than apps.

      what kind of nasty nasty unprotected malware operating system do you use? was it developed in china or russia? on my OS, appls have limited access to some info (contacts, location) which the user can allow or disallow at any time. apps have zero access to what other apps are there, call records, or anything outside their needs. no flashlight apps that track your typing. i suggest you try a modern secure mobile OS, then maybe you'd feel better about apps.

    11. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      most apps have all the graphical assets and structure files locally, and just do data calls for data refreshes. Better than in effect downloading an entire app every time you go to a webpage. faster too, because there's no browser overhead.

      Consider a game like clash of clans. it's a full detailed graphical game, and yet the real time info it exchanges is just a couple KB to denote the coordinates of different pieces. this couldn't be done in a browser.

      also, if your national UK rail app sucks, then this could be a response to the original question in the summary, an opportunity to build an app using the UK rail data that is intuitive and helpful.

    12. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Apps are 10000% more memory hungry than websites. I have been knocked sideways by the memory requirements of many trivial little apps. What sort of overpowered runtimes are they using bundled with there apps? It's utterly ridiculous.

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    13. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by reikae · · Score: 1

      Isn't explorer.exe or any other file manager an app? Or a browser/wget/curl/netcat/whatever that lets you download that HTML file?

    14. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      The idea of filling up my 'device' with a large number of nefarious, insecure, data-thieving, location stealing, mutually incompatible, crash causing, cross-selling little craplets that put me in touch directly, without choice to corporate hell, fills me with horror.

      No you're not the only one. Those are the reasons lots of people choose iPhone rather than Android. It's not perfect but it's far better than the anarchy of Android.

      What was wrong with the 'web' and 'choice'?

      There's more than a million apps, on either iOS or Android. Lack of choice is not a problem.

    15. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by reikae · · Score: 1

      what kind of nasty nasty unprotected malware operating system do you use? was it developed in china or russia?

      Sort of funny considering there's a certain operating system from the United States that many around here would describe as "nasty unprotected malware" :-)

    16. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      The problem is in your own head. It's the idea that all computers should have a desktop interface. It's both nonsense, and has never been true. A desktop interface on a device with a phone touch sized screen is stupid.

      As to "managing files", that's busy-work. We tend to work at a higher abstraction these days. Heck even when developing on a desktop computer: a SCM such as git does more of the managing of files than we do.

    17. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      yeah but you can only use one app at a time so what's the problem? I don't even know how much RAM my phone has, or for that matter what is the memory footprint of each app. that's windows XP thinking in a 21st century world.

    18. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I'm actually thinking of the installation. It's utterly ridiculous the amount of internal storage some of these silly little apps take up.

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    19. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What crap. Most 3rd party apps I have on my iPhone are thin wrappers for web pages or web services.

    20. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by tepples · · Score: 1

      I think serviscope_minor was referring to phone apps, not PC apps. Phone browsers are less likely than PC browsers to support saving a web document as an item in your device's offline library.

      (I avoided the F-word "file" for a reason.)

    21. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by tepples · · Score: 1

      There's more than a million apps, on either iOS or Android. Lack of choice is not a problem.

      On iOS, where's the choice of browsers that support features that Apple doesn't like, such as being able to contribute pieces of information* created in applications, other than photos and videos, to web sites? Or the choice of applications for contributing to a collaborative database of Wi-Fi hotspots? Or the choice of video games that satirize a particular organization? Or the choice of launchers accessible to people with disabilities?

    22. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only have angry birds. I'm thinking of dumping it for being too intrusive and having too many ads. Then I'll be back to just the stuff preinstalled on the phone that I never use. I am honestly baffled why people want MORE apps.

    23. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Apps are way more than that. eg: apps can run services on your phone. They can constantly run in the background and monitor what you do. They can read from all kinds of sensors that your browser might not have easy access to.

    24. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by gnupun · · Score: 1

      What did you expect for 99 cents or free? Apple set the bar such that most apps should cost $0.99, same as a single itunes song, which is ridiculous. And consumers are used to that price and refuse to pay higher than that. So you're stuck with cheap apps or costlier in-app purchase apps.

    25. Re: Anyone else hate 'apps'? by goosesensor · · Score: 1

      Richard, is that you?

    26. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has to be. He doesn't even refute the negatives the previous poster listed in his examples of how it's 100% better.

    27. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      The problem is in your own head.

      Nope, the problem is in your head.

      I can put an app on the desktop (or home sreen, whatever. same shit different name) to do stuff. OK, do you disagree that is a useful thing to do? All the phones allow it.

      So why can't I put a file there too. Why is it necessary to have an "app" which simply loads the data I want frequent access to in an HTML view widget? Why not just put the file there and let Firefox do it's thing?

      As to "managing files", that's busy-work.

      You mean the browse around to fine where some app has saved something?

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    28. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope, the problem is in your head.
      I can put an app on the desktop (or home sreen, whatever. same shit different name) to do stuff.

      But it's not "same shit different name". Desktop metaphor is desktop with multiple opened documents side by side, and a filing cabinet and folder metaphor for data storage. Generally with pull down/ drop down menus. WinCE and the old GEOS Nokia Communicators used it. Modern phones don't.

      A phone which has random files placed around it's file system by the user is a phone with a broken OS.

      You mean the browse around to fine where some app has saved something?

      Clearly I don't. I mean for example the people who want to spend time organising MP3 files when they have apps available that sync up songs between multiple devices, organise them in albums or artists or whatever order, and display metadata at it's best.

      So why can't I put a file there too.

      Why can't you program using dip switches and blinken-lights any more? Because higher abstractions are more powerful.

      Files have become too low an abstraction even on the desktop. Take Office documents, these days they are stored in multiple files, but file systems are in general too dumb to coordinate multiple files as a single thing, so they are zipped up to make them into a single file. Not only does that add to loading and saving time, it means that VCSs can't generally deal properly with their XML and end up storing them as undiffable binaries.

      Or take applications. On Linux you need a package manager to deal with the multiple files. Or deal with tar and gzip. Windows requires installer apps to unpackage and then distribute the files around a filing system. MacOS has a bundle system that's not supported by foreign file systems. And all of them have the problem of leaving detritus when deleting the app.

      But mobile OSs have this issue sorted. To a user an app is always single thing. You download it from an app store, or you delete it as a single thing. The abstraction of the multiple files required is complete.

    29. Re:Anyone else hate 'apps'? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I really do not understand your point about the home screen.

      I can put any app on the home screen. Why on earth do I need an app to out some data there as well. A good number of apps are just data plus some view widget so the user can put the data on the home screen. What's the point in that? None. It's just sheer laziness on the part of phone developers.

      Example: there's a tube app which does little more than display the tube map. Great, but it didn't it doesn't include the extended suburban rail. With data on the home screen (I eventually found an app for something so trivial) , I can have the pdf I want just there for easy access.

      Likewise the wikitionary list of allowed 2 letter words in scrabble. That was even harder because some nutjob decided I didn't ever need to save an html page.

      By making it hard to do this, an artificial line is being drawn between apps and data. This is a HUGE step back.

      And as for the self contained thing, you are declaring that by definition the only proper Moser of operation is the Apple one. I disagree: it prevents apps from working together in any meaningful manner.

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  23. A mountain scanner by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a friend who was very quiet but one hell of a programmer and made his own circuit boards for his programs. I pushed an Amiga digitizer for him on my BBS. It was freeware, unless he constructed the board himself.

    He was always asking if anybody wanted a program they needed, I got a printer buffer that showed how much was left to print, this after I printed some 200+ pages (dot matrix) and no clue when it would end.

    He was working on car sensors, one would plug in a serial cable to their computer and it would show defects or problems, as far as I know he only used his car for this. I've noticed that this is a commercial product now (not his).

    Last I talked to him he wanted a 3D map of Mt. Rainier, and was at a loss of how to do it; not with contour maps, nor a 3D printer (not out then) but how to scan the Mountain itself, just a tad eccentric.

    I'd be very interested to know what he's up to now.

    So for him a mountain scanner :)

    1. Re:A mountain scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I talked to him he wanted a 3D map of Mt. Rainier, and was at a loss of how to do it; not with contour maps, nor a 3D printer (not out then) but how to scan the Mountain itself,

      Easy - plot a series of GPS coordinates from which to take pairs of hi-res stereo photographs of the mountain at a number of points in a circle surrounding it at a consistent altitude, and process the photographic data to come up with a 3D model. Terrain and other obstructions are likely to be an issue. :-)

    2. Re:A mountain scanner by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      This was done for the Matterhorn.

    3. Re:A mountain scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up LIDAR scans on thingiverse.com by a thingiverse user Shapespeare who is actually Whitney Potter. Potter is also part of the 3D Printing Today podcast. Potter has figured out how to use LIDAR point cloud data to create 3d printable topography.

      Thingiverse: http://www.thingiverse.com/Shapespeare/designs

      3D Printing Today Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/3DPrintingToday

      Makezine just did an article on the topic: http://makezine.com/2014/11/15/3d-printing-topographic-maps-using-lidar/

    4. Re:A mountain scanner by gatkinso · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:A mountain scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an app for that - Apple's Maps app has 3D maps (including of Mt Renier).

    6. Re:A mountain scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comments below suggesting GPS and etc. are overkill. Just take a bunch of overlapping photos and use structure-from-motion (a.k.a photosynth) to get a 3D model. A drone + SfM is all you need now to build a 3D model of a mountain.

    7. Re:A mountain scanner by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Taking multiple photographs from the same (or nearly the same) points at different times of day would also help get the colours and light reflectance right, I would have thought.

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  24. Circadian rhythm analysis. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Linked to healthkit or whatever it is Android uses. Health data is of limited value if you ignore time of day.

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    1. Re:Circadian rhythm analysis. by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      many of the fitness trackers track sleep as well. Jawbone Up does this, including how much sleep per day and time of day. Fitbit does it as well.

    2. Re:Circadian rhythm analysis. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Circadian rhythm analysis.

      Why should I be interested in the rhythms of cicadas?

      Sorry.

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  25. Driving by kavin · · Score: 1

    There isn't an app to automatically switch off a phone when driving is detected.

    1. Re:Driving by technomom · · Score: 1

      You could probably do this with Tasker on Android, though I haven't tried. You can at least get as far as setting Airplane mode, which will kill off all your distracting radios anyway.

    2. Re:Driving by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      This has been proposed. Sadly it's pretty difficult to tell the difference between a driver and a passenger... unless it was RFID based and there was active RFID in your own car that switched off your phone and nobody else's. Problem is, the Bluetooth hands-free option is pretty popular in car showrooms.

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  26. Limited Screen Time by App Type for Kids by Visarga · · Score: 1

    I think parents need to limit the functionality of mobile phones. Certain apps should have a daily time limit and a schedule. At least on iOS, this is not possible due to limitations imposed by Apple.

    1. Re:Limited Screen Time by App Type for Kids by BasilBrush · · Score: 3

      At least on iOS, this is not possible due to limitations imposed by Apple.

      You're mistaken. There's plenty of iOS apps doing exactly that. e.g.
      http://www.tomsguide.com/us/pi...

  27. Bad car noises app? by houghi · · Score: 1

    Not the noise, but there is Torque Pro and several others that will diagnose your car with a OBD 2 dongle that will show whatever the car is able to show.
    So that should already help.

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  28. CAT & OCR for Tablets by temcat · · Score: 1

    That is, decent Computer Aided Translation and Optical Character Recognition software.

    As for OCR, we don't even have that for Linux desktop (the closest is the ABBYY engine, but it's CLI-only, which precludes manual area markup.) The situation with CAT tools has recently improved on the Linux side, with Heartsome Suite released as GPL and CafeTran becoming mature.

    1. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by Tom · · Score: 1

      Word Lens is quite cute, and helped me a lot in Russia. It's far from perfect, but "decent" is an attribute I'd definitely give it.

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    2. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by temcat · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the tip on an interesting app. However, Computer Aided Translation is not the same as Machine Translation; CAT tools are designed to aid human translators by remembering the bits that have been translated before and automatically inserting them where a new source document has identical bits.

    3. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      when you're in russia and you don't speak the language, then a "decent" real-time translator is more than satisfactory!

    4. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked on OCR all summer. There are a bunch of FOSS OCR engines in various states of completion. Tesseract is the best open source OCR software and runs well on Linux. At one point Google was using it for scanning books. A lot of the smaller OCR projects use Tesseract as the backend. Some of the other engines are fine if you train them first. Tesseract comes pre-trained on a lot of different *fonts*, so isn't that great for handwriting. There are fewer FOSS handwriting recognition engines (HWRs), but the ones that exist (like CellWriter) work fine. You need to train all the FOSS HWRs. Commercial HWRs come pre-trained and build up profiles as the user uses them. They have a much better out-of-the-box user experience. I designed a significantly better OCR engine during the internship, but we didn't have enough time to implement it (and now I'm too busy with school work). There's also a Chrome plug-in that lets you extract text from web images (it mostly sucks, but is really neat when it works). I don't remember the name...

      Linux is far more lacking in even basic speech-to-text compared to OCR. There are no easily usable speech-to-text engines and the text-to-speech ones pale in comparison to commercial offerings, though at least they work. By a speech-to-text engine I mean something that doesn't rely on a 3rd party online service to do the translation. Once a few companies put up speech service APIs it seems like all FOSS development stopped. Search for speech-to-text tutorials and almost all of them want you to use a Google, Microsoft, IBM, or Apple hosted service.

    5. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by Tom · · Score: 1

      True, I mixed them up.

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    6. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and WordLens isn't a good example of MT, but an excellent example of OCR. If only the engine was available as an OCR tool.

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    7. Re:CAT & OCR for Tablets by temcat · · Score: 1

      Interesting! Hopefully your OCR work will grow into something better than what we have now. As a professional translator, I need the best GUI OCR tools out there. For me, that means configurable layout options (precise layout/formatted text only), area selection (including the ability to select text, table, and picture areas), font variations recognition (bold, italic, underline, sub-/superscript, ...), good paragraph recognition (no para/line breaks where there shouldn't be any), vertical text recognition, no ligature problems ("fi", "fl", etc.), and of course most precise text recovery. No Linux solution gives me that currently. Online solutions are a no-no because of confidentiality issues. And I'm ready to shell out an equivalent of FineReader price for that.

  29. Only things left cost more to do than you'd make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've researched this question since about 2012, for two or three years. I wanted to develop apps. What I discovered is that the only apps left that you could write would cost you more in time, opportunity cost, equipment, etc than you'd ever make. They're either too hard for one person to do alone, or they'd be such niche apps you wouldn't make enough money to pay for your time. (You'd make more money collecting scrap metal out of people's recycle bins than you would on the app.) So unless someone puts money into the app for some reason, there's no cost justification for writing it. A corporation would have to sponsor the app or something.

    I wanted to write apps, so I got to the point I literally e-mailed people and asked what software they needed but didn't have. They couldn't really answer the question. They had everything they needed. The few ideas I got back were the kind of thing where if I wrote it, I'd lose money.

  30. Cell signalling pathways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd like an application that does a good job of displaying signalling pathways.

  31. Re:A game by darthium · · Score: 1

    A hypothetical country with a muslim, gay, black president.

    AFAIK, USA is real, not hypothetical, and there are tons of games about this country.

  32. Here's an idea. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    ...no, actually, I'll keep that one under my belt. It's actually rather good.

    I mean, what is this shit, "Please do my homework for me by suggesting a phone app I can do to score higher and make a little cash into the bargain"?

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    1. Re:Here's an idea. by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      OP is obviously not asking for ideas you plan on implementing yourself. For certain things, you may have always wanted an app, but couldnt be bothered enough to write objective c or an android app for it, those are the ones the OP is asking for. If you are an app developer, you obviously shouldnt post apps you are planning to implement. Some people would rather take their ideas to their grave, than see someone else implement it, those people need not give their ideas either.

    2. Re:Here's an idea. by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ideas are like assholes. Everyone's got one. They're worthless.

      The ability, time and effort required to turn an idea, whether new or old, into a polished user-friendly app, and do all the other non-development tasks such as creating content and marketing. Those are the things that are worth money.

    3. Re:Here's an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how about you share one these worthless ideas you have?

  33. privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I know there's not an app for keeping all the other apps from harvesting your data.

    Or alternately an obfuscation app for generating garbage data to apps to render the app data harvest useless.

    1. Re:privacy by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      iphones have privacy built in so you can control access to GPS, camera, microphone, contacts, and other things I'm not thinking of. These are fine-grained per-app and you can turn them on/off at will.

    2. Re: privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Xprivacy on Android (needs root)... or Xposed framework, I forget which ATM.

  34. Lots of missing software ... by MacTO · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quite frankly, I don't care about small single-purpose apps. The UI on phones and tablets aren't designed to help us find one app among dozens. In most cases, you bump into limitations as soon as you start using it. In many cases, you'll use it a handful of times then never use it again.

    If you are looking for anything that is even moderately sophisticated, chances are that no one has made an app for it. There will already be an app in many software categories, but they provide basic functionality at best. Consider what passes for word processors and spreadsheets, or even web browsers and email clients these days.

    If you are looking for anything that doesn't lock your data into an unsupported proprietary file format that is hidden in some unfathomable directory on your device, or forces you to use a network service to access your data -- well, good luck. While there are usually options for content consumption, content creation is hit-and-miss.

    There are a number of reasons for this, but the biggest one is profitability. Very few people want to make a cheap app that takes a lot of time to develop. A lot of people want to translate the sale of cheap apps into more profitable online services. So what we tend to end up with are a bunch of apps that go after the low hanging fruit and sound revolutionary, when in reality they are little more than toys that you could easily accomplish with a single generic application.

    1. Re:Lots of missing software ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Interesting

      App(lication)s need to be appropriate to the platform. When people are using phone apps, they are usually looking for one of 3 things:
      1) Communication.
      2) Quick retrieval of information.
      3) Fill in some time with some entertainment. (Casual games, Youtube, Social apps. etc)

      Tablets, nearly the same.

      If someone's going to do spreadsheet work for example, they'll likely be at a desk, or they'll take their laptop with them.

    2. Re:Lots of missing software ... by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      If you are looking for anything that is even moderately sophisticated, chances are that no one has made an app for it.

      I agree. I wanted a somewhat sophisticated shopping app, so I browsed the Google store for one. There were a TON of shopping apps, but they were all very simplistic (but with good looking GUI's). These simplistic shopping apps (no more than two or three functions) were woefully inadequate for my needs. However, they had thousands (or hundreds of thousands) installs.

      So I wrote one over the course of about two years. It allowed me to track my shopping at every store I patronized, automatically compare prices for items I bought at any of those stores, report on where my money went over any arbitrary period of time, etc. I was even ready to create an subsection to integrate the data into my financial database. It was so useful for my wife and me that I decided to sell it on Google Play.

      Last I checked, it sold about four copies in about as many years. Granted, I was expecting low sales because my Android UI design skills were crude at best. But I was expecting to at least make some money from its sheer usefulness.

      I concluded that very few people want to use their Android devices for anything but entertainment (even in their shopping apps). They will flock to the vapid but pretty apps, and ignore useful apps that don't have a flashy GUI. I started redesigning the UI to be more vapid-compliant, but then my first son was born. Maybe after my two boys are old enough to keep each other occupied, I'll get back to the redesign.

    3. Re:Lots of missing software ... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      "The UI on phones and tablets aren't designed to help us find one app among dozens"

      I agreed with that. So the first app I made was AppGrouper for Windows Mobile, back then. It's a single icon on your homescreen which launches a panel with categories of your favourite apps. You can swipe between your categories (favs, communications, graphics, whatever you want to call them) and launch the app. You make your own categories and add your own selection of apps to them. It makes for very easy and quick launching of your most used apps.
      It's also the first app I made for Android (look for AppGrouper by LifeBoatSoft on Google Play), and by far the most used app on my phone.

      There's even a free, old version which you can find on the forums of XDA-Developers.

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  35. Re: Only things left cost more to do than you'd ma by pruss · · Score: 1

    Most of the apps I make are based on something that I want. I make it largely for myself, and then it turns out other people want it, too.
    There are plenty of things that need to be done, at least on Android.
    For instance:
    A night vision preserving red/green screen mode app for astronomers and others who like to use phones in the dark (chainfire had one but last I checked it stopped working with Android 4.0; I made one that worked with some Galaxy phones, but it doesn't work with recent ones).
    An ebook reader app aimed at serious scholarly text study that supports large corpora with fast indexed boolean search and automatic alternate spellings (I like to work with 17th century French texts :-) ).
    An astronomy app with fully expandable object databases and integration with sky survey photography.

  36. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And what kind of interface would that be? Even now with mouse and touch and keyboard and whatever other input devices, LaTeX is still one of the best tools for writing equations, and as much as I like it, that would be crappy on a phone or tablet.

  37. App security app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An app that will check other apps to show you how insecure it is and what data it shares with ratings.

  38. Anyone else hate 'apps'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know it's in your kitchen drawer. Don't worry.

  39. We're living in the future now by hessian · · Score: 1

    "USA" -> Blade Runner

  40. How about an app for .... by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

    ...putting the goddamned phone down and driving / walking / paying attention?

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    1. Re:How about an app for .... by tepples · · Score: 1

      To what do you think transit passengers should be paying attention?

    2. Re:How about an app for .... by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

      To the fact that they aren't the only people on the bus/train, and maybe they might be blocking a number of people trying to get off the bus/train?

      If they are seated and out of the way, fine.

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    3. Re:How about an app for .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There already is a solution for that. It is hardware... and called "on/off" button.

      So glad you chimed in though. Your addition to the thread is greatly appreciated.

  41. Alsways the same by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Since I read several years ago about a scientific application that can identify and count each an every penguin that comes waddling in front of the camera, I'm waiting for a visual bird-indentifying app for my feeding house.

    Also an app to identify each an every bird that's singing in my neighborhood and counting even individuals of the same species.

    1. Re:Alsways the same by Deideldorfer · · Score: 1

      Someone is working on an app to identify birds by their song. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci...

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    2. Re:Alsways the same by rHBa · · Score: 1

      It's not being released until the Spring but they're working on it although identifying individuals/counting the number of birds might be phase two...

  42. Sunday Morning was the wrong time to ask/post this by acroyear · · Score: 1

    The only ones to reply so far are overly cynical, probably from having stayed up all night gaming or hacking code and likely are on their 6th cup of coffee.

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  43. An actual health monitoring app...hear me out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My acquaintances are into herbal meds, homeopathy, and snake oil products. They say they help, but they don't know the first thing about conducting a true scientific study of any of these products. "But this herb made my sore throat go away!" Yeah, but you might have also been getting over a cold, plus the humidity rose 20 points at the same time. All these snake oil salesmen prey on the fact that we feel slightly better or worse due to random factors other than their product.

    So what I want is an app that can track basic environmental phenomena over a period of months to look for more likely correlations for why I feel better or worse on a particular day. I'd like to track my physical environment (baro. pressure, temp, humidity, sunlight, pollen), my emotional environment (stress level, e.g.), and what I do that day (amount of exercise, outdoor vs indoor, boring tasks vs interesting activities).

    We know these sorts of things affect us already (barometric pressure, e.g.) from studies that have been done. But they affect us all differently and in different combinations. It would be nice (and interesting) to unravel to some extent what factors affect me, and to prove to people that how they feel is more likely due to combinations of environmental factors, rather than some made-up illness that snake oil might cure.

  44. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An app that removes all this crap from your phone and prevent any later changes to it.

    I use a phone as a phone and thinking of getting another phone for internet only. Combining the two doesn't really make sense to me.

  45. Easy. by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "It's not unusual for my gf and I to get in a car, drive for an hour at random, and then let the satnav drive us back."

    Try that in LA a couple of times.
    You'll need no app anymore.
    Ever.

  46. No fonteditor, gesture creator, talking heads by dovgr · · Score: 1

    There is no fonteditor app, at least not on Android. Nore is there any app for creating your own gesture input method. I haven't seen any app for fully remote controlling android and seeing a scaled down(?) version on my desktop. There is no svg editor for android that is as powerful as inkscape. I haven't seen any application for counting objects, in which you teach the application "here is an object, now count all like these". There is no "talking head" chat, in which you design your own 3D model of the kind of monster head you would like to have, and then through the camera the app maps motion vectors which makes your monstors' head move and talk. The claim is like saying that it is time to close down the patent office, because all inventions have already been done.

    1. Re:No fonteditor, gesture creator, talking heads by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of font creation apps. Do a search. Instafont, for example You may have to root the thing though. Same applies for gestures, I use GMD gesture control, but again, you have to be rooted.

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    2. Re:No fonteditor, gesture creator, talking heads by dovgr · · Score: 1

      Didn't know about Instafont. Still, at first glance gives the impression that it a mere shadow in functionality compared to an application like FontForge does. Regarding gestures, you are welcome to give me an example. Currently I have only found a few input methods using gestures, and they are not very extendable.

    3. Re:No fonteditor, gesture creator, talking heads by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      GMD is pretty cool, it comes with some stock gestures, such as one to shut off the screen but you can make your own and set them to do anything from launch an application, to starting a search, to applying a setting. For example, I made one where I use 5 fingertips and rotate them slightly clockwise, it toggles auto-rotation. Very handy. But, it does require root. It's worth buying the pro version too.
      https://play.google.com/store/...

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  47. An app that is not an app by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    There are some apps available that I don't want as an app. For example, irealpro is available on android and iphone, but I want it on my computer. I don't WANT to carry around with me on a little device with crappy sound quality and that could be easily lost or broken. I want it on my desktop in my studio where it can be permanently integrated with my sound system and on a large screen with a keyboard and mouse so that I have a user interface that is actually usable.

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    1. Re:An app that is not an app by drosboro · · Score: 2

      Well, it is your lucky day - at least, it would be if you were a Mac user. They've got an OS X version.

  48. Re:Sunday Morning was the wrong time to ask/post t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't trust them if they're only on their 6th cup. When they get to their 4th pot, let's see what they can do.

  49. Slashdot / forum decrappifier by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I wrote one as a Grease Monkey script, but I've never seen it as an app. Of course I haven't lookeed - maybe there is an app. It sets display: none on any posts that are extremely long like the cleanmypc ones, any that mention a certain file used to map host names to IP addresses, and any users I blacklist.

    90% of forums run on one of two or three popular forum scripts, so one app could work on most forums.

    1. Re:Slashdot / forum decrappifier by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      any that mention a certain file used to map host names to IP addresses

      But then you don't get to see APK lose it again. The only person I know who scans multiple forums repeatedly to troll his crappy HOSTS file and engages in personal attacks on anyone who disagrees with him. He's like the Titanic - a lesson in how NOT to interact with people if you want to maintain any credibility.

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    2. Re:Slashdot / forum decrappifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You claim you're pro free speech, hate ads, + a security pro on /.: Hosts do those things. Why the bs now? Especially after you've been shown to be full of shit http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...?

    3. Re:Slashdot / forum decrappifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using the site-scraper "Simply Slashdot" for a couple years. It is small, works on android 2.2, cuts most long posts off (not sure what the criteria is for the exceptions), has NO ads, doesn't care about stupid layout decisions and BETA. More importantly, it shows a succinct story list from the homepage and scrapes only comments above score 3 (or 4, or 5, and up to 100 comments)
      I take it on my train commute since it caches stories.

      The uploader messed up and double-posted, so make sure to download the new edition to avoid a strange retry bug. It works great on tablets too. I just wish I could comment from it,

    4. Re:Slashdot / forum decrappifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: long posts, I meant the excess comment characters are TRIMMED off, so you still can click to view the post in your android browser.
      As a Slashdot design fault, any mobile browser with javascript turned off will fail to show you the comment, so you have to turn it back on. This is slashdot, so many of you will agree that this is annoying. As another fault, they have a "desktop site" option which is a major fail. It tries to send you to the homepage, losing your place in the story stream. The homepage also fails with the same error if you refresh, so you are stuck untill you temporarily deal with JS.
      More reason to hate non-configurable user agent strings in mobile browsers.

    5. Re:Slashdot / forum decrappifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're no person. You're an "it". A transsexual freak.

  50. Whats that smell app by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    would require an air sampler.

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  51. Days of Consumer Apps is Over by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a mobile developer and architect (primarily iOS now), I hate to say that there is much truth in that statement. In 2010, I started developing apps for both myself and corporate. The trend, which became very apparent in the early days, is that even if you have a great idea, you are up against several roadblocks. At the very least, an app/applet/program on a mobile device is supposed to do one thing and do it really well.

    In the private, consumer world:
    1) You have to set a price point that people will pay. That's typically either free, $0.99 or $1.99. And, it's why some developers people incorporate ads into their apps in the hopes of eeking out a living.

    2) Then, you have to get it noticed. For some reason, insanely stupid or novel apps make it on the chart. The apps that provide utility never rank high so they become to find.

    3) Then, you have have the copy-cats. They say copying is the finest form of flattery. Great - if it gets one a date with a really hot member of your preferred sexual preference. But, don't cut into my profits with that bullshit because you can't come up with an original idea of your own and then resell mine at a lower cost or give it away.

    4) Lastly, there is the app lifecycle and planned obsolesce. You app has a limited lifetime. Any slowness during loading or awkwardness in its UI and it will, likely, meet the squiggly icon of doom rather quickly.

    Platform of choice? Android and iOS.

    The Commercial world is where the money is to be made. Large corporations have products they want to sell and marketing/sales folks who keep coming up with ways to get their products out there. They also have the money to fund development of limited purpose apps. Most still prefer to use web-based apps as well as they understand the web platform and how it can get their message across and it tends to be cheaper. Done with it? Just turn it off. Users aren't out any money. Typically, doing so is no harm no foul. Their platform of choice? iOS. Android is not making a dent in our industry (Pharma and Health) BECAUSE it is so open.

    So, where does that leave us developers? Well, the market keeps evolving. First we had the older BREW and SYMBIAN phones (what a PITA). Then, we got smartphones followed by tablets. Now, through emerging tech, we have wearable devices. That will be the next market - finding the best ways to marry wearable tech with mobile, tablet and desktop technology to give the user something they find useful and affords the chance of making money. People might not like the ApplePhone or Pebble or whatever. But, it's coming.

    Case in point - My youngest son, now 15, said he wanted an AppleWatch. Why? He finds reaching into his pocket to see the time (he doesn't walk around with it in his hand all the time, oblivious to the world around him as many teenagers do). Still, he wants something that does more than just tell the time (he's a competitive swimmer...not that the AppleWatch will help him there as it's not, supposedly, waterproof).

    I still think a good online service providing utility via the web AND offering a useful web-service API is the way to go. I can build a mobile, tablet or tethered device to it when I am ready and think the market is ready and willing to pay for it.

    1. Re:Days of Consumer Apps is Over by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Come up with an app that understands women and you're literally golden.

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    2. Re:Days of Consumer Apps is Over by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

      Mod poster up! Of course, that's the Holy Grail of mobile apps.

  52. Unified View of Communication Channels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'd like one that can aggregate all my communication channels into one screen."

    BlackBerry OS 10 has had this feature since the new smartphone operating system and hardware launched in 2013. The application is called BlackBerry Hub and works flawlessly.

  53. What's that rash? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2

    My sister is a physician (internist, not a dermatologist) and she wants and app that would allow her to take a picture of a patient's skin condition and suggest possible diagnoses. Probably something that would need to be crowdsourced or tied into Watson.

    1. Re:What's that rash? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Although I'm skeptical of over-reliance on technology for diagnosis, some kind of pattern recognition for images that could distinguish the 50 or so subtly different skin condition examples in my anatomy textbook could be very valuable.

    2. Re:What's that rash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a basic decision tree (or a probabilistic classification if you want to get fancy). The app would be extremely simple. The only 'difficult' part would be collecting stats on every skin condition. You don't need crowd-sourcing or Watson, only a few weeks reading medical textbooks.

      It'd be the same as looking up a plant or animal classification, just with a different data source.

    3. Re:What's that rash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liability nightmare...

    4. Re:What's that rash? by majid_aldo · · Score: 1

      NO IT"S NOT! we're talking about image processing and classification here!

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  54. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far, the best interfaces/capabilities I have seen have been emulators of existing graphing calculators. But it should be possible to do much better on a device with a fully reconfigurable display/interface than simply emulating a much less capable device.

  55. Car Diagnostics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A simple application that can help with common car problems that doesn't need internet.
    E.g. Car doesn't start: Does it turn over? Do the lights still work? Does it try to start? Did it die while driving? Bad starter/battery/spark/alternator/neutral switch/...

  56. Shopping list reminder ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    I put in a list of items I'm interested in as I go about my day. Toilet paper, floss, pork & beans, taters, batteries (AA), crème brûlée, washer for the faucet ...

    While traveling around doing other stuff, this app barks that I am in the vicinity of Rao's Bakery and they have crème brûlée. On another day, I'm gassing up and "BARK!" they have pork & beans inside the store.

    I could decline: 1.) Not now 2.) Not this store (and that store is blacklisted for that item).

    I could blacklist any store. I hate Walmart.

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  57. Some of those already exist. by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    I'd like an app that'd help me diagnose bad noises my car makes

    There are many. Most make use of an obd2 -> bluetooth dongle.

    1. Re:Some of those already exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The implication was he wants it to diagnose from the noise via the microphone, not from the onboard computer via a $200 dongle.

  58. Acadian Dictionary & Grammar by DJCouchyCouch · · Score: 1

    Y'en a pas su'l store right now. Tchequn devrion faire une. Ca halerait right bocoup de piasses pour se greiller des bounes hardes.

  59. That's easy: FOSS Distributed Google Apps Palette by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    The most important thing we need is a FOSS Distributed Google Apps Palette.
    I mean the whole thing.
    Think the magnitude of KDE, Gnome and LibreOffice, together.
    For mobile and web.

    FOSS Docs (mobile app and web based collaborative editing)
    FOSS Drive (mobile app and web based doc & file management)
    FOSS+ & FOSS Hangouts (mobile app and web bases social networking and chat - preferably encrypted)
    FOSS Picasa (images, tied in with the FOSS Social Network)

    I'd even think about redoing DNS to be more abstract - some encryption-based domain registry scheme to become independant from the registrars. And, of course, a complete redo of this bizar, totally outdated and completely out-of-its-depth service called E-Mail. I'd argue, with a properly implemented, new E-Mail service social networks would become obsolete. ... No suprise actually, if you think what insane amouts of hassle go into setting up an email account - not to mention server - for a service that is more tha 40 years old and beyond insecure and, compared to Facebook, Google+, Hangouts and Whatscrap, totally unusable.

    Seriously, mobile fragmentation and comoditisation has reached the same pre-PC level of the 80ies, that had Atari, Amiga, Apple, Sinclair and the likes had us deal with back then. Yet now we have the power to build a layer on top of that, that is entirely FOSS, encrypted, secure and uses its own independat protocols.

    Now that would be a FOSS undertaking that would actually matter and make a difference.

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  60. Missing from my iPhone by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    1) Facebook but with the posts in chronological order messenger built in.

    2) A keyboard that's the same as the default, just with a row of number keys on top.

    3) A video player that can reliably stream any video file that's on my Mac to my phone if I'm in wifi range.

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    1. Re:Missing from my iPhone by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      3) A video player that can reliably stream any video file that's on my Mac to my phone if I'm in wifi range.

      I came to post in this same vein. It's 2015 and nobody has implemented simple SMB home streaming.
      There are FTP and SMB file sharing programs to help you duplicate stuff to your already-starved-for-space devices. However, you can't just fire up your mp3 and video collection, let alone use playlists.
      Probably related to how even in modern linux (and sometimes windows), media players sometimes fail with incomprehensible errors that are fixed if you just do local copy of the files.

      Apparently the problem is that
      -- at the single-programmer level, people don't care to invest developer time when they can just one-time-copy their collection to their expensive flagship phone where space is more readily available. I have an SD card with 2GB, and it's nowhere near enough between curated 500+mb music, apps and pictures.
      -- at the commercial level, copyright/DRM prevents big local-storage players from touching this with a 10-foot-pole. Actually, I remember that Apple released an iTunes update around version 4 to make it harder for you to sniff for and stream internet or LAN files. I'm foggy on the details, but version 3 was perfectly fine.
      -- streaming services don't do LANs beause data-mining is good for them.

      I have tried Shoutcast, but it is a pain and you can't just do "skip this track" or "find this track" from the clients. And the Winamp client supporting it took a large portion of my available space on the older Froyo phone.

    2. Re:Missing from my iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) A video player that can reliably stream any video file that's on my Mac to my phone if I'm in wifi range.

      This this one, you mean?

      It's not really free by the way, the network capability is an in-app purchase, but it seems to work fine (for me at least). Now, there is another app that does the same thing and actually is free, but I can't remember the name of it right now.

    3. Re:Missing from my iPhone by radish · · Score: 1

      SMB streaming is a pain because you have to deal with whatever formats you might encounter, plus you have to maintain a local index of content etc if you want to provide any decent kind of UI. Every SMB based streaming device I've used (including very expensive ones) has sucked. DLNA is a much better bet as the server can abstract away all the complexity, and there are a bunch of dlna client apps for ios.

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    4. Re:Missing from my iPhone by rHBa · · Score: 1

      2) A keyboard that's the same as the default, just with a row of number keys on top.

      I use Hacker's Keyboard on Android, not sure if there's an iPhone equivalent.

    5. Re:Missing from my iPhone by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      SMB streaming is a pain because you have to deal with whatever formats you might encounter, plus you have to maintain a local index of content etc if you want to provide any decent kind of UI. Every SMB based streaming device I've used (including very expensive ones) has sucked. DLNA is a much better bet as the server can abstract away all the complexity, and there are a bunch of dlna client apps for ios.

      Thanks, I'm glad someone replied, and more so at seeing something to look into. http://www.dlna.org/consumer-h... says: "DLNA (Digital Living Network Alliance®) strives to provide more convenience, choices, and enjoyment of digital content through DLNA Certified® devices."

      It seems this misses the point. Obviously it requires NEW hardware, and from your own response, clients are not very well known or built in (like say, fat32 disks and SMB shares). I do not blame you or the industry around it. What I fail to see is how there is not even a shadow of a niche to re-use even the most basic format --our own home mp3s:
      1) every major mp3 player since Winamp 2 in the nineties has had streaming decoders, (including the OSS Linux players, which would translate to Android ports being just a few code ports away)
      2) The world runs on Windows by sheer numbers, SMB is already there holding our music collections. AND it works seamlessly from one Windows PC to the next.

      Whatever clever ideas did come up turned into cloud solutions. It is horrible to (pay|lose-privacy) to be forced to reach out with our metaphorical arm all the way around the internet just to bring that arm around to touch our own noses.
      The fact that nobody talks about Windows 7+'s' weird "Homegroup" shares and other "Discovery" daemons built around Windows Media Player is a tell-tale that something is forcibly wrong with our expectations even for those half-assed non-mobile solutions. Since we need third party streaming software, boxes like chromecast and clouds to use our own stuff, it's almost like a reality distortion field was erected before we realized we SHOULD be able to enjoy our own music or pictures without duplicating our giant collections.

    6. Re:Missing from my iPhone by radish · · Score: 1

      You should look at DLNA more closely (note it's a certification of UPnP so you'll see things listed under that category too). It's very common, there are plenty of FOSS clients and servers (here's a small list), and it's been around for years. It does not require any new hardware - most devices & software clients capable of streaming media already support it (check the page I linked - something like 18000 models). It seems like you're raging against something which does exactly what you want - allows you to easily stream your local content to local or remote devices over an open & cross platform protocol.

      The reason devices are less likely to support SMB is that DLNA exists, is easier to implement, and provides a better user experience. There's literally no reason (that I can think of) to use SMB.

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    7. Re:Missing from my iPhone by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > 3) A video player that can reliably stream any video file that's on my Mac to my phone if I'm in wifi range.

      Plex will do that for you.

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  61. About the only case I can guarantee... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    If someone can create an app that itself accurately determines whether any given app will terminate (or not) for any given input... I'll be more than impressed.

    Other than that, I think every damn app possible has already been written. :-)

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  62. data mining by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 1

    there should be an app which constantly reports statistics how much app information is transmitted to third parties. An other good app would be able to store of old versions of apps. My previously favorate note taking app penultimate recently got swallowed by evernote. The old version still allowed emailing the notes and keeping the notes private, now everything goes through the evernote servers. It was even no more possible to the old notes without going through the evernote servers.

  63. dead-man switch by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    This app would come with a feature that completely erases itself and any record that you even considered using it. This kicks in if you don't positively identify that you are still alive and coherent every 6 hours. The lawyers would make sure this feature is present.

    Since you might be using this app in the wilderness, while you are foraging, there are some sister apps you might like; one that estimates if you can jump that ravine, and another that tells you if there are enough handholds on that cliff face for climbing...

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    1. Re:dead-man switch by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Also, whether that bear is hostile or if she'd be totally cool with you coming over to play with her cubs.

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  64. Complete syncing to GNU/Linux by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    There is no easy to use, one click install solution for syncing all your calendars, notes and todo lists between Android and your GNU/Linux PC without having to give away all your data to third parties or having to pay monthly subscription fees.

    Hopefully someone will develop this. Once Android has the same functionality as Palm organizers from the 90s, it will be more useful and perhaps even cease to being a mere toy.

  65. I'm still waiting for... by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

    ...apps as good as what I had on my Palm Pilot, that will sync directly with my PC without going through someone's web service.

    A task manager with actual start dates, end dates, dependencies, priorities, categories, and roll-over of uncompleted tasks. NOT these all-day appointments that Google pretends are tasks.

    A database program that allows me to design my database on my desktop and sync it directly to my device, provides a usable, customizable interface on the device, then reliably syncs data back to my desktop, again WITHOUT an intervening web service and without programming.

    Heck, a standardized synchronization manager to handle synchronizing files, data, and settings to the desktop, would be a good start.

    1. Re:I'm still waiting for... by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Heck, a standardized synchronization manager to handle synchronizing files, data, and settings to the desktop, would be a good start.

      I have a huge file duplication/versioning problem because I fork stuff for home, work, friends, etc. Syncing should theoretically be a non-problem thanks to Windows 95's "Briefcase" sync folders. I forget why I only tested them once.

      At some point around WinXP or Vista I think they just as quietly removed those from the "New ..." menu (right-clicking on you desktop to make blank folders or notepad files to fill out.) I wonder what my world of data-hoarding would have been like, had Apple polished and popularized the feature 20 years ago.

  66. cop watcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is possible for an active antenna to snif frequencies and determine how strong a private-band transmission MIGHT be. If this was shared, a back-end server could triangulate the location of all private police-band transmissions in a region, and determine where the cop is, where it was, and estimate where its going.

  67. iOS Selectable Profiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like a way to define and apply preference settings like with my non-smartphones in iOS.

    For example, at the car, at office, at home, in combination with environmental conditions, location, in motion or not, noisy environment, on dock etc.

    Provide the capability to be self activated for some of them, or after prompting the user.
     

  68. Re: Only things left cost more to do than you'd ma by matchhead650 · · Score: 1

    Chainfire has a new app CF.lumen (at work play store is blocked so no link) it's his replacement for the old app. I think it only works in KitKat and above though, can confirm it works on Lolipop.

  69. Re:What about? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I'm an Android hipster, you insensitive clod!

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  70. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by virens · · Score: 1

    I don't know about "usable", but there is actually a port of the GNU/Octave to Android. It is not some lousy mimic webapp (like Matlab crappy "cloud-run" app), but a full-blown port of the Octave to Android. The app itself is small, but to make it work you have to download Octave Main Package that is freaking HUGE (about 65Mb), but it works!
    Well, it's not that you can do full-blown simulations on it, but you can install other toolboxes separately and run some calculations. You can work with matrices, trigonometry, random numbers - not very convenient on a smartphone (it uses a Terminal Emulator to run) and no sexy GUI (opensource - what do you want...), but still pretty awesome.
    Other than this, I use Andie Graph emulator of famous TI-8x calculators. You need to get a ROM of a device (Google is your friend), but it can run TI-86 on your smartphone. Useful and free of charge.

  71. A Better App Store App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There aren't any good app store apps. All the app stores I've used from a tablet/mobile are very lacking. My biggest complaint is browsing. First, you never know how many apps are in the current category you're looking through. Is there one more page to go or 300 more pages? Second, how do you return? If you browse through the first 30 pages (assuming you're counting because they don't tell you you're on page 30) then stop to do something else, when you come back you have to flip through those same 30 pages to get back where you were. For a website you can at least bookmark or edit the HTML link. The app stores should let you jump to some specific point so you can browse better. I like to look around to find things I didn't know I needed. You can't use search for something like that.

    1. Re:A Better App Store App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There aren't any good app store apps. All the app stores I've used from a tablet/mobile are very lacking. My biggest complaint is browsing. First, you never know how many apps are in the current category you're looking through. Is there one more page to go or 300 more pages? Second, how do you return? If you browse through the first 30 pages (assuming you're counting because they don't tell you you're on page 30) then stop to do something else, when you come back you have to flip through those same 30 pages to get back where you were. For a website you can at least bookmark or edit the HTML link. The app stores should let you jump to some specific point so you can browse better. I like to look around to find things I didn't know I needed. You can't use search for something like that.

      But think of the UX designers whose careers depend on infinite scroll? How are people going to be browbeaten into concentrating their effort on things that are new if all they're doing is navigating to things they remember as useful?

  72. PC software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 2015, the question is where do you find PC software?

  73. Inexplicable gaps in Crypto products. by dweller_below · · Score: 1
    In my completely uninformed opinion, there seem to be inexplicable and congenital faults in IT's use of cryptography.

    A few crypto products need efficiency and performance. But, many don't. Many existing products are optimized for efficiency and performance, even when these goals are contrary to the stated goals of the product. Frequently, crypto solutions unnecessarily limit the size of keys. They extend the lifetime of keys. They limit the number of available keys. In many cases, all three of these latter goals are false savings.

    We rarely use symmetric crypto, even though it is frequently simpler and more robust. Public Key is almost always preferred, even when it is easy to distribute keys.

    Reliable, trustworthy sources of truly random numbers seem to be very useful, inexpensive, and straightforward to create. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

    If we are interested in secure communications, it should be normal and expected that we would pick up several hardware random number generators. We should have multiple simple, robust, trustworthy tools to generate symmetric keys. We should have multiple tools to utilize simple, robust, trustworthy symmetric crypto.

    Instead, we seem to focus on always using a single complex public key solution even when it is not appropriate.

    In my ignorance, I have been trying to map out a simple, robust tool for system administration, that makes use of symmetric crypto. See: https://it.wiki.usu.edu/201501...

    I would really like to learn that I have been wasting my time.

    1. Re:Inexplicable gaps in Crypto products. by radish · · Score: 1

      Well I've no idea what this has to do with smartphone apps, but I'll bite.

      1) Most public key products do use symmetric encryption for actual data transfer. The public key bit handles mutual authentication and the generation and exchange of the symmetric key. Your approach does this ahead of time, by throwing a crap ton of them in a file and copying it to the remote host (via what, sftp?).

      2) The advantage of public key crypto is that there is (or should be) precisely one copy of my secret (the private key), so I have some hope of being able to control it. In your approach there is one copy per host. In a non trivial deployment managing that file to keep it (a) private and (b) current is going to be extremely difficult. All I need is one copy of that file (or a portion of it) and I can snoop any channel and modify any message in transit. The use of UDP is puzzling as I'm pretty sure that makes message tampering even easier (although I'm not enough of an expert to say that for certain).

      3) I don't see the point of the passwords/hashes on top of the keys. If I have the key I can communicate with you, if I don't I can't. Adding another secret which is in the same file as the key doesn't seem to add anything (for one thing, if I have the key and can listen in on messages I can easily extract the passwords as they fly by).

      4) All the stuff about file "copy numbers" is meaningless as you are trusting the peer to tell you honestly which copy it has. Rule number 1 in network security is you never, ever, trust the other side. Listener copy numbers are "256 and up" so I can just make up a random number in the 100000 range and I'm very unlikely to collide with yours, so the check passes trivially.

      5) There's no host level identity. How do I know I'm talking to the host I think I'm talking to? All someone with a copy of the key file has to do is change the copy number and they can masquerade as any host on the network (with an appropriate DNS/IP spoof or whatever). SSH prevents that because knowing one host's signature doesn't help you guess another.

      6) There's no user level identity. Who is logging in to this box? Are they actually allowed to do so?

      7) Changing the keys all the time is pointless. Assuming I'm using a good cipher, extracting the key from the encoded stream should be essentially impossible, so changing it likely won't improve security. Moreover, if I have one of your keys I probably have all of them, so changing it won't stop me. Further, having to allow for clock skew introduces complexity which is potentially exploitable. If you were generating random session keys dynamically and exchanging them out of band somehow then periodic rolling wouldn't be a bad idea (because I'd have had to crack the crypto to figure out the first key. and now I have to start all over again).

      There's more I'm sure, but it's late :)

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  74. OK, that's enough. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Stop right there.

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  75. An app for getting the f**k off your phone by OldSport · · Score: 0

    And actually interacting with the world around you?

  76. Bottle Opener App by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

    Until there is an app to open bottles I see no need in a so called smart phone.

  77. Re:Then she will be out of a job by kenj123 · · Score: 1

    just like a lot of other people

  78. Echo by fyngyrz · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Amazon's Echo -- Echo, for anyone who doesn't know, is a device that sits around and waits for you to ask it, or tell it, things. Like "set a timer for 22 minutes" or "what's the weather" or "what is 22 divided by 7" or "Play some classical music" and a whole host of similarly useful things. We have one and are most impressed with it -- as a first step.

    The way it works is you wake it up with its name, then ask, it sends the audio to servers on the net, which speech-to-text it, and then they figure out how to answer you, send it back, and there you go. Which means that the questions and answers it can handle will be limited to generally known or knowable data of only a somewhat local nature (e.g. the current weather.) So "Alexa, what's the weather?" gets you "In Podunk, it's -12 degrees with mostly sunny skies."

    So I wrote them and suggested an API over the local wifi network (it's on wifi already in every installation) where a local computer could hook in, and either pre-or post Amazon's evaluation after the speech-to-text, take a swing at answering the question or obeying the command.

    So you could say, "Dad will be at the gym from 5pm till 6 pm today", Amazon would evaluate that as WTF, it'd get passed to the local system, which would store the info and tell the Echo that the input was handled, and pass back a confirmation like "Got it" or "Ok, amending dad's schedule today to add the gym from 5 to 6 pm." Later, little Seymour could ask (between four and five) "Where's daddy?" and the app could respond with "Probably at the gym until 6pm", and Echo would then text-to-speech the answer and hand it over to little Seymour.

    Likewise, local in-house temperature, alarm status, variously local DB driven inquiries (inventories, expert systems, etc.)

    All Amazon really needs for this is an SSH port hooked to the result of WTF (currently WTF gets you "I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question")

    Then we could build our own Echo application ecosystem.

    I already have extensive code that parses questions in text form and appropriately queries an expert DB, returning variously deep answers in text. Given the hooks as described, I think I could have Echo answering custom queries and taking custom data in under an hour, most of which would be spent reading the new docs to figure out talking to the Echo itself. :)

    I got a nice letter back thanking me for the idea. Here's hoping.

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    1. Re: Echo by snadrus · · Score: 1

      Use Chrome web speach api and DIY. It does the voice io and you process the result first through a common search (Google, etc) then through your custom endpoint.

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    2. Re: Echo by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Um. Well, Apples and oranges, really.

      The thing is, the Echo provides a lot already, in a great form-factor and with at least decent fidelity. To the point that it has earned a welcome place in our household; and it gets more use every day as the family gets accustomed to the idea that it's always there to talk to. To-do lists, shopping lists, weather, timers, alarms, time, music (listening, ordering), math, biographical data, cooking tips, even spelling and word definitions. They've really done a yeoman's job of pulling together a huge amount of functionality in a small, decent sounding form factor -- and the audio discrimination and lack of output directionality is outstanding. It's very good hardware.

      The up-front problems that the Echo has decent solutions for already include hearing you (and understanding you!) from just about anywhere in a very large potential space, under conditions ranging from quiet to really pretty noisy; decent sounding omnidirectional music playback that does not prevent it from hearing you continue to interact with it; a non-ugly put-it-anywhere form factor so it integrates well with almost any conceivable decor; low power consumption; low cost; network connectivity; TTS; STT; and the above broad categories of useful interactivity.

      To duplicate -- never mind expand -- the Echo's base functionality using a more general purpose platform would be a great deal of work -- there's little motivation to do it, as it's already been done, and inexpensively, too (our Echo cost us $100 as "Amazon Prime" members.) What I was talking about, in context of the /. post, is opening an application space where we could expand the Echo's already broad feature set.

      For instance, you want Echo to know about minerals? I already have an expert system that can be queried in natural language. Colors, habitat, crystal form(s), collecting sites, Moh's hardness, specific gravity, chemical composition, weathering behavior, common pseudomorphs, uses, and so on. You can ask it about a fair number of geological issues, classes of minerals, specific minerals, or you can give it characteristics and it'll identify a list of candidates for you, along with suggestions for differentiating among them. Plugging that into Echo -- with the interface I suggested -- could be done in basically no significant amount of time.

      I also have expert systems on domestic cats; one on amateur radio issues; one on keeping a reef-centric salt tank; and one on Python. They are each basically 99.9% of an Echo app/expansion waiting to happen -- all that's missing is a very tiny API on the part of the Echo, and a similarly tiny -- and uniform -- wrapper around the expert systems.

      Your idea is fine for a stand-alone voice in and out wrapper, as would be any other TTS/STT solution (OS X has had TTS built right in for some time, and as of 10.7 has built-in STT as well.) But I just don't see that it has the built-in attraction the Echo does. Not that I am discouraging you from following your idea, of course. :)

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    3. Re: Echo by snadrus · · Score: 1

      Where are all these expert systems that can be queried in natural language? I would imagine that with enough options, one could "dogpile" their way to a best answer.

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    4. Re: Echo by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Where are all these expert systems that can be queried in natural language?

      They're sitting right here on my computer. I have a deep interest in AI and AI-like things (see the article presently linked in my sig for some of that.) So, among other things, I wrote a natural language parser that is focused on inquiry, coupled to a structured KB system that can store, maintain, generalize, infer, report and mine arbitrary relationships and information under an expert's guidance. Then I stuffed several instances of it full of what I knew about some of the (very few) subjects I understand in depth.

      And yes, one could send out inquiries to all at once, and just take the answer(s) back from those systems that report they have one. But it'd take quite a lot of systems to be generally useful, as opposed to specifically useful. There are a lot of areas of specific expertise.

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  79. Since you asked... by hymie! · · Score: 1

    My employer keeps the time in a specific format: YYYY-DDD-HH-MM-SS UTC

    I would really like an app that would

    1. Display the current time in both YYYY-DDD-HH-MM-SS UTC and YYYY-MM-DD-HH-MM-SS local time (which for me is EST/EDT but nice to be configurable, since I have machines also in MST/MDT)

    2. Allow me to enter a time, in either format, and convert it to the other.

    I wrote a GTK program for my Linux machine, that I can't get working on my Windoze machines. But having it on the iPhone/iPad would be great.

  80. zero by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    There are zero good, classic-style turn-based RPGs like the Exile and Avernum series. Seriously, ZERO! I was as shocked as you were. There's an ungodly expensive Final Fantasy version for Android but that's not really old enough to be "classic." I'm talking like Dragon Warrior and other dungeon crawl and mission RPGs.

    1. Re:zero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emulators. The demand for games like that, which are my favorites as well, just isn't there; there are decent GameBoy/NES/SNES emulators, though. The best platform for this style of RPG lately is the Nintendo DS, though obviously the costs will be higher, especially if you consider the Android Final Fantasy releases "ungodly expensive," which is a symptom of the race to the bottom. You won't want to pay the price but you want a style of game no one else will pay for either? Not to be too much of a jerk, but really, there's your answer.

      Avernum (I think, at least; it might have been one of the other nearly-identical but also-cool Spiderweb titles) does have "Android version," though it's such a direct port that the UI is entirely wrong for touch and unusable on a sub-7" screen. Even at 7" it's not very good.

  81. Re:Then she will be out of a job by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Well, it's a tool in the tool box but even if you had $50,000 worth of power tools from the New Yankee Workshop that doesn't make you Norm Abram.
    All too often, people self-diagnose, find the "cure" on the interwebs, or listen to morons like Dr. Oz. You still need a trained physician to prescribe a course of treatment.

  82. Re:What about? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    I personally make the same distinction as I did in the 80s -- app -> application -> serious software. IE all user-space software that isn't a game.

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  83. Simple voice phone answer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "Siri, answer the phone" -- Hands-free and to loud-speaker. In CA one is not permitted to touch-operate their phone while driving.

  84. A mountain scanner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are called DEM's have been easily available since mid 1990's go to:

    http://gis.ess.washington.edu/data/raster/tenmeter/byquad/yakima/index.html

  85. WiFi analysis in iOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is not a single app in iOS that is the equivalent of WiFi Analyser for Android, a bloody useful app for checking the WiFi conditions around you, channel overlaps, signal strengths, site mapping etc etc etc.

    Not a single fucking one.

    There is no App in iOS that is the equivalent of Androids GPS Status app, really handy as a tool to look at all the data from the various hardware sensors onboard a phone, various GPS stats (speed, altitude, satellite coverage and signal strengths, etc etc etc etc).

    Not a single fucking one.

    Thanks Apple.

  86. Phone calls by spudnic · · Score: 1

    I'd like one that improved the quality and stability of phone calls. That would be awesome.

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  87. I want a video randomizer! by Rowan_u · · Score: 1

    The app (or plugin) I want will pick a random 1-5 minute sections out of a collection of videos. This would be great for LAN parties or Weddings. Currently there is nothing that can do this short of breaking the video into chunks yourself then randomizing them with VLC.

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  88. Yes they do by jpellino · · Score: 1

    which is half the story. I use SleepTime by Azumio. If apps collect HR and BP they should be able to give you parameters of the rhythm including rhythm-adjusted average (MESOR), amplitude and time of peak (acrophase). MDs hate isolated data points.

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  89. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by quanminoan · · Score: 1

    The guys at EES just released a $10 app, though not free. There are also python apps. Another good one for quick calcs is Wolfram alpha. I agree there needs to be a great open source app with programmable functionality and saved scripts.

  90. Point of Sale. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

    There is not a decent point of sale app for phones or tablets. There are really bad ones, but no good one.

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    1. Re:Point of Sale. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I've heard that, even on a PC, it's hard to find a POS that's not a POS.

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    2. Re:Point of Sale. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I wrote one for my wife's store. It's called pospos, for similar reasons.

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  91. Cloud IDEs by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2

    Better idea: Use an online IDE. I've been using Cloud9, and it keeps its state between sessions, up to and including running terminal programs. It's even open-source (to some degree) so you can install it on your private server. Syncing IDE files from place to place is not a very good solution, it's better to either have a central server to remote into. The cloud services can be good ways to take the server management off your hands. It has many of the same drawbacks as a remote desktop, but RD has heavier bandwidth requirements, and possibly other software-related issues.

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  92. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Uh, no FLOSS, no joy. There's been too much of that proprietary crap already.

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  93. Dead Man Switches for the Terminally Stupid by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    This app would come with a feature that completely erases itself and any record that you even considered using it.

    Why? I don't think this is possible, at least without root.

    This kicks in if you don't positively identify that you are still alive and coherent every 6 hours. The lawyers would make sure this feature is present.

    Because who needs sleep, right? What situations do you see this being useful for, other than paranoiacs with too little to do? What real-life situation is going to be that time-critical?

    Since you might be using this app in the wilderness...

    Where there are typically no data services, and emergency situations are frequently lethal within much less than six hours.

    ...while you are foraging, there are some sister apps you might like; one that estimates if you can jump that ravine, and another that tells you if there are enough handholds on that cliff face for climbing...

    I've seen some slot canyons that were jumpable, but nothing I'd call a ravine. Having a loaded pack pretty much screws those sorts of ideas anyway. Your best bet for these apps would be something that just says, "No, you can't do that." to any given situation.

    However, there is room for an app that would tell you about climbing routes in the local area. The hard part would be getting a database that had that information, and the other hard part would be making it useful to people beyond the reach of data services.

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  94. fsck \ chkdsk on android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fsck \ chkdsk is missing from android

  95. My own voice by NorthWay · · Score: 2

    I want an app that can - possibly with some help from me - take/make a recording of me talking(singing/whatever) and then change it into what it sounds for _me_ inside my head.

    I want people to know who I think I am, not what I come across as :-)

    (Does that exist? I bet there exists some book/magazine db thing that can scan names and barcodes to both build up a db and tell me if I already own the item I'm currently looking at.)

  96. A keyboard app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't able to find an Android app to use my phone as a USB keyboard when my laptop's or desktop's is broken.

  97. I want a driving route timer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want an app that constantly times everything when I drive, so I can look back and see which is the fastest way of getting somewhere. Here in Simi Valley (CA) there are a number of different ways I can drive home from, say, Costco. I choose which way to go mostly by whim, and by now I've driven each way many times. If my phone had been tracking everything, I would know which route is fastest, or if they're the same.

    1. Re:I want a driving route timer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On iOS, try Trails. I use it for driving, cycling and walking the dog.

  98. App that tells you what apps can't exist on iOS by tepples · · Score: 1

    Yes there is. It's called Xcode. Try to develop an app, and if a necessary public API doesn't exist, there's no app for that. Or if you develop an app and a submission to Apple's App Store gets rejected for a reason other than sloppy implementation, there's no app for that.

  99. Lots of things aren't on android or ios by Karmashock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For example, just the other day I wanted to listen to a sound file on my phone and it was a really long file. Something like 12 hours long. And generally when I am dealing with these files, I split them into 10 minute segments so they can be listened to easily without having to remember where in the giant file I was last time. I just remember I was on file 25 at 3 minutes. Most sound listening programs also don't deal with really large sound files very well. So it makes everything more manageable when they're split up.

    Anyway, long story short, I looked for such a program on android and it apparently doesn't exist. Lots of stuff for making ringtones but that isn't what I'm after.

    You can't really compete with the wealth of software on desktop OS's They've been around too long and the bars for entry are non-existent.

    That said, if someone knows of such a program, then please let me know.

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    1. Re:Lots of things aren't on android or ios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wut.

      So instead of remembering two numbers (3h28min) you find it easier to memorize...two other numbers? (file#25 at 3min)

      And there is literally an app called "join and split audio" on Google's Play Store.

      Could it be that you never really searched or thought before you posted this?

    2. Re:Lots of things aren't on android or ios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart Audiobook Player might help there

      https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ak.alizandro.smartaudiobookplayer&hl=en_GB

    3. Re:Lots of things aren't on android or ios by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      It is worse then that, the interface doesn't handle large files well. it is really easy to browse around in a file under about an hour. But over that the little slider bar becomes very imprecise for dialing in a a given minute you want to get to.

      So it has to be split.

      Again, I have programs on my PC that do that. On the android, no such thing exists.

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    4. Re:Lots of things aren't on android or ios by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      I have a program I like better. It just needs the files split to be useful. And the point of my post was that there is no such program in android yet. They exist on windows, Linux, and MacOS. But not on either iOS or Android.

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  100. The only self-dev mobile platform is Android by tepples · · Score: 1

    This app exists on Android; it's called AIDE. It doesn't exist on Windows Phone, Windows RT, or iOS, due to their walled garden policy.

  101. Blame music publishers by tepples · · Score: 1

    SoundHound reportedly has a singing/humming mode, but it didn't work when I tried it. But that might be the music publishers' fault more than anything. The developer of a name that tune app needs a database, and I read long ago that the incumbent music publishers are unwilling to license the compositions that they control at an affordable rate. You get better results with recorded music because record labels have already built a database that CD manufacturers and YouTube use to automatically identify possible infringements, and they see name-that-recording services such as Shazam and Google Song Search as a way to sell records.

  102. Reorder groceries by UPC by tepples · · Score: 1

    But I imagine it gets better as time goes on as products you've bought before are easy to reorder.

    Ideally you could add products to your reorder list by scanning the product's UPC/EAN barcode with your phone's rear-facing camera.

  103. That's easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A want an App that makes me enjoy making homework in such a way that I really enjoy making my homework more then I enjoy watching the latest season of Game of Thrones ore any other great TV show. In short, I want an App that makes making homework an addiction, a couch potato addiction. Not kidding!

  104. Birdsong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is just a casual wish. However it has often ocurred to me that I'd like to know what bird made a particular call. It would be great to record a call and get an answer of what species makes that call.

    I even went on the web and hunted down some sites with birdcall recordings. Took forever and I never did find exact matches to some of the calls I hear near my home.

    Not a smartphone user myself so I cannot claim to have searched the product space for such an app.

  105. Make a web document available offline by tepples · · Score: 1

    In your opinion, what's the appropriate level of abstraction for the task of "make a set of web documents available so that I can refer to them later when my device has no Internet connection"? And what app on your preferred mobile operating system does this well?

  106. One app at a time is the problem by tepples · · Score: 1

    yeah but you can only use one app at a time so what's the problem?

    Being able to use only one app at a time is the problem. If they were web apps, I could have more than one open at once and switch between them. With native apps on some mobile platforms, one app has to close completely (in the same way that it would if I were done using it for the day) and the other to open from scratch (in the same way that it would if I were using it for the first time in the day) whenever I switch from viewing the information presented in one to viewing the information presented in the other. An iPad's display is as big as four iPhone displays, especially prior to the 6; why can't it show four iPhone apps?

    1. Re:One app at a time is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you stuck in the past?
      All mobile OSes had multitasking for many years. Well, not really like you are saying, displaying multiple apps at same time, but you can hit the home button, switch to another then home button again and go back to the other. The app will still be running and wont close at all unless you do that yourself. It is perfectly possible to copy some text in one app and paste in another for example

    2. Re:One app at a time is the problem by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Are you stuck in an ideal world? iOS doesn't even cache webpages. Flip to another tab and it'll be stripped from memory in 20 seconds. Switch apps for as long, and your app may shut down. You even risk losing your progress in games if you stop to check an email. iOS instead fakes multitasking by telling developers to cache the state for quick resume, which is infeasible once you're dealing with large datasets.

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  107. Transcoding with subtitle OCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since the world is telling us we're going mobile and that desktop and laptop computers are retarded I'd like an app that can transcode my DVD's and Blurays to MKV files with x264 video compression, all the various audio compressors, and OCR's the VobSub subtitles into SRT (text) subtitle tracks. Oh, and it has to work with anamorphic projections as well as "forced subtitles."

    On linux I used OGMRip for this. Despite its clunky UI I think it's still the best transcoding front end out there, supporting GOCR and Tesseract backends for OCR subs.

    Now that I'm on OS X the work flow is completely rooted. HandBrake seems to be the best transcoding front end out there for OS X but it doesn't support subtitle OCR. You have to rip to MKV with VobSub subtitles first, then use Subler to convert the MKV into an M4V with just the subtitle tracks, then export the subtitle tracks to SRT (which is what actually does the OCR processing), and finally use mkvmerge to merge the SRT(s) with the original MKV to create a new MKV with text subtitles.

    Fucking OS X, what a pain in the arse! I think I'll go back to linux.

    1. Re:Transcoding with subtitle OCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't mind fucking around with an X11 display server and Macports, it is possible (just barely) to compile OGMRip and all its dependencies for OS X.

  108. There's no 10" MacBook Air, for instance by tepples · · Score: 1

    When people are using phone apps, they are usually looking for one of 3 things:

    1) Communication.

    Except iOS offers applications no way to let users communicate which open Wi-Fi hotspots are nearby.

    If someone's going to do spreadsheet work for example, they'll likely be at a desk, or they'll take their laptop with them.

    Unless they're trying to use a tablet as a substitute for a mini-laptop once laptop manufacturers dropped the 10.1" size in favor of 11.6".

  109. Cooking, washing, etc. by antdude · · Score: 1

    Can any apps do that for me? :P

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  110. How about they make the current apps work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a browser app that blocks auto refresh, all popup/unders/sign up windows, and disallows modal dialog boxes. I want a reminder app that isn't a POS. This reminder app should have a bug-me setting so that it reminds me over and over and over again. Don't even get me started on calendars! Lastly, apple iCloud sync sux terribly.

  111. Doorway amnesia by tepples · · Score: 1

    you can hit the home button, switch to another then home button again and go back to the other.

    When you hit the "home" button, the system often purges cached items from memory to make room for the other application, and the application has to go back to the Internet to retrieve them again. If you have cellular data, this costs you money (1 cent per MB is typical for data plans in the USA). If not, and you aren't near Wi-Fi, the application just fails with the error message "You are offline". Besides, the full-screen transition to the home screen and additional full-screen transition to the other application induce an effect analogous to the amnesia that one experiences when passing through doorways. (See #5 in this list.)

    It is perfectly possible to copy some text in one app and paste in another for example

    True, but that isn't evidence of multitasking. Classic Mac OS had copy and paste from one application to another before it had MultiFinder.

  112. BarbaraHudson fails YET again, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You CLAIMED you proved my points on hosts wrong & couldn't back it up:

    "I tore apart your stupid hosts file crapola." - by BarbaraHudson (3785311) on Tuesday August 19, 2014 @10:46AM (#47703255) Homepage

    Where? THEN you agreed that a system with less moving parts doing the SAME JOB as one with more parts is better too:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    Hosts files don't *ONLY* do more than what YOU like, in "Almost ALL Ads Blocked" (crippled by default & sold out so it doesn't fully work anymore defeating its OWN purpose) Hosts do MORE with less parts than AdBlock & more efficiently, by far!

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    Funniest part's when you said "who vetted your app":

    ""Who has independently vetted it?" - by BarbaraHudson (3785311) on Tuesday August 19, 2014 @10:46AM (#47703255) Homepage

    Ok:

    The BEST in the security antimalware/antispyware business currently, http://www.av-test.org/en/news... per that VERY recent test's results, who also host & RECOMMEND my program for hosts, is who -> http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl... (Malwarebytes' hpHosts).

    Let's see YOU or the wannabe bullshitter raymorris whom I caught flat-footed fucking up & lying do better, ok?

    Losers... lol!

    All YOU could manage vs. this FAIR challenge to you? A bogus unjustifiable downmod -> http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...

    APK

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  113. It's so quiet in here.. by nanospook · · Score: 1

    How about an app that translates abnormal sounds to someone who is deaf.. Such as.. I hear water running.. (I've left the not water on for hours) The toilet flushed (not good when you are home alone) A knock on the door. Frantic banging on the door Baby crying Tornado sirens smoke detector beeping (Couldn't figure out why my dog was shaking) Unidentified noise (db level)

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  114. Filemaker & Flooring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is still no good file maker option for android users other than placing FM database onto the insecure web.

    I work in flooring. The apps I use like floor covering soft for my flooring business have all gone subscription, still no competition on price. $150/month is absurd.

  115. A way to report drunk drivers by myid · · Score: 1

    I'd like a way to easily report drunk drivers. If I'm driving, and I have a dash camera, and I see a drunk driver, then I want to push a button and have information automatically sent to the local police or highway patrol. Send the police my location, the direction that I'm traveling, and images of the car driven by the drunk driver. Send then an image about every third of a second, or send a low-resolution video.

    If there's a way for the camera to focus only on the drunk driver's car, then fine. But I don't see a big problem if the camera sends images of other cars also.

    I wish I'd had that last Christmas, when a driver was weaving so badly on the freeway!

    Of course, this information should be sent only when we request to send it.

  116. Yes, connectivity is a prerequisite. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In which case you're going to have a real hard time syncing to or from another machine no matter what you do, n'est-ce pas?

  117. WiFi heat map by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    I'd like to have an app that records quality of WiFi signal depending on location of the phone in 3D space. Show it as 3D heap map that I can rotate and zoom. That would allow me to identify the zones with good/bad reception in a building, find out where to put the next AP or whether moving AP 30 cm helps. I might try to write one myself when I find some time ...

  118. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been thinking the same thing. I'd really like a math app that generates sequences and series for me to solve, and more intelligently designed expert system apps that can problem solve. It seems like the majority of apps out there are sloppily made, full of ads, and aren't as useful as they could be.

  119. An abundance of crappy software by cb_abq · · Score: 0

    Many applications (I refuse to use the term 'app' that diminishes the need for quality, but prefer the term 'applet') are still poorly written and documented. The obvious desire to release a product and start getting paid smells the same as a generation that values instant gratification over investment. I want an application that identifies and rejects poor software, sending it back to the code mill for completion.

  120. Person vs "it" by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    You're no person. You're an "it". A transsexual freak.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.
    Any other pearls of wisdom regarding transsexuals?

    (poke poke poke the troll)

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    1. Re:Person vs "it" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be. Look what it makes you do (troll others like an asshole) http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

  121. Connectivity can be intermittent by tepples · · Score: 1

    There's a difference among continuous connectivity, intermittent connectivity, and no connectivity. It's possible for a computer, especially a laptop, to be connected to the Internet only once every few hours. Someone might want to get work done between when a machine temporarily stops being connected and when it becomes connected again.

  122. Name that Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used SoundHound a while ago. Only works with audio and maybe tapping a beat IIRC.

  123. All apps from one screen to another... by servant · · Score: 1
    There was a 'system that did that' years ago. SUN had java stations that provided desktops. You plugged in your ID card and you got your desktop displayed. You un-pluged your ID card (when you got up or walked away), your session was locked, and available to be displayed anywhere else with the same ID card. You remained logged in, your display was locked. You did NO computing locally (other than driving a printer or access USB stick data), all computing was done on a shared server.

    .

    It worked. Few bought into it. You were just born a generation late! =8-D

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  124. predicting accurate weather? by wellsdm · · Score: 1

    What if every cell phone constantly monitored temperature, barometric pressure, gravity?, gps, and other stuff and uploaded all the data to a super computer that could use it all for predicting weather patterns? Or does Google already do that?

  125. it's not the app, it's the device... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's getting harder and harder to find a single function device.. ya know.. like a fucking cell phone that is ONLY a cell phone. a device millions and millions would use and prefer over a 'smartphone'.. no camera, no mp3 player, nothing fancy except voice calls, and maybe texting, and with real, tactile buttons. that's it.

  126. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wolfram Alpha

  127. Software Recommendations by aikawa · · Score: 1

    If you are looking for an app, ask at http://softwarerecs.stackexcha...

    People there will search for apps that fit your particular requirements (features, OS, license, etc).

    It is also a good way to find new project ideas, just look at the app requests that have no fit yet: http://softwarerecs.stackexcha...

  128. Lego finder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I describe the lego piece I need, I point the camera to a pile of pieces (moving slowly over the pile), the app marks the piece I am looking for.

  129. I have an idea for an app, butt... by messymerry · · Score: 1

    butt, I'm sure as hell not going to blurt it out here. It is a really simple little piece of code, but I'm not a coder so, if any of you devs out there are interested in a collaboration, send me a private message. This will be a very very small bit of work that will help a lot of people and quite possibly put some change in our pockets. That's all I can say for now. OBTW: HAPPY NEW YEAR /.!!!

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  130. Hey "Frank" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is very bad judging by your results shown here http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net...

  131. R O T F L M A O by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahaha, you gotta be kidding me! BarbaraHudson's a Frank N. Furter?

  132. Re:A really decent math/science/eng. app for Andro by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    OK, where do I download that? Is that on GitHub?

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  133. Sorry for cross-posting this by OffTheWallSoccer · · Score: 1

    Hey apk,

    All raymorris has is minusmods vs. that post of mine he downmodded.

    Just because people don't like something you posted and thus mod it down, doesn't mean that someone in the discussion did the down-modding. You have no way to know who the moderators were, and accusing random people of doing so will make the discussion contributors not take you seriously.

    Why not make your point(s) without making personal attacks? If you want to be taken seriously, then discuss things rationally *and* politely. If you are only here to attack in hopes of "destroying" people, then you are clearly asking moderators to jump all over you.

    So are you here to contribute and be taken seriously, or is this merely a search-and-destroy effort?

    If you want your comments to reach more people, sign up for an account and build up a tiny bit of karma so that your posts start with a score of 1 or 2, instead of 0. It really isn't that much effort.