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  1. What's the metric for this? on Sir Tim Berners-Lee Named Greatest Briton · · Score: 4, Funny

    "greatest Briton"?

    Hmmm. I'm British. I wonder what my ranking is?

    14,223,921st greatest Briton?

  2. Strange maths from BATTERYLIFE on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 1

    The Inquirer is running an article headlined Battery life extender gives 18% boost about a similar product from BATTERYLIFE.

    But do the maths using the figures in the article - the increase is less than 3.9%.

  3. Still matter on The Evolution of Space Suit Design · · Score: 1

    Even without gravity you're mass still matters.

    Spelling and grammar also still matter.

  4. New Chip on AMD Plants Turion Line of Mobile Chips · · Score: 0, Troll

    Following on from the Athlon and Duron, AMD's next cpu will be called the Moron.

  5. Re:More pets please on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: 1

    and memories. Those women have the same brain capacity as homo sapiens.

  6. Re:More pets please on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: 1

    Hef has Playmates. Bob Guccione has Pets.

    All are mammals.

  7. Inevitably the same on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll be the same cat. For the same reason that your girlfriend is turning into her mother.

  8. More pets please on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: 1

    Let's hope Hugh Hefner supports this initiative.

  9. Are you sure? on NBA Rejects EA Deal · · Score: 1

    Forcing someone to buy a particular game can only lead to resentment for either of the creators

    I'm not sure what you mean by "forcing" unless you are living in some Stalinist geography where the government makes people buy games or something.

    Regarding your thesis on outcomes, are you sure there is only one possible outcome?

    What if they make something people like a lot? What would happen then?

  10. It's the same on Game Industry Not Bigger Than Hollywood · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Entertainment industry.

  11. Explains? on Torvalds on Opening Solaris · · Score: 0, Troll

    You don't address the point that Newton thought and acted as a bitch.

    Rather, you use bold type followed by "but I think" followed by any random string.

    And then your sig is a bitches sig.

  12. Mean and bitchy on Torvalds on Opening Solaris · · Score: 1

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    How can he like Newton so much when Newton was so mean and bitchy?

  13. Excellent! on New Calendar Proposal · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm going to write to my congressman and ask him to lobby the standards organizations to study this.

    Straight away!

  14. Re:.mobi unsafe at any speed says TB-L on ICANN Approves Two More Top-Level Domains · · Score: 1

    You don't need a .mobi top level domain for VOIP and messaging.

    Regarding mobile web, W3C is saying you don't need to isolate mobile browsing from any other browsing. The idea of their standards and their technology is that they are designed to enable the authoring of content that can play universally on a range of device profiles. Otherwise, anyone who wants a web presence has to create multiple sites. That's expensive, difficult and time consuming.

    Better to make one web presence that works across devices.

    Can it be done? At the standards level, yes, W3C has specified it. Scalable Vector Graphics solves many problems with authoring adaptable content compared to the WAP era. XHTML and SMIL solve more problems. The next challenge is to get the implementations to happen and then to encourage adoption.

    Meanwhile, Microsoft would prefer that you implement their proprietary technologies over a fresh domain. Nokia and Vodafone don't want to be strangled by Microsoft (or they want to be the white Microsoft) so they are there too.

    But that's just a sideshow if developers and content creators work with the new standards.

  15. .mobi unsafe at any speed says TB-L on ICANN Approves Two More Top-Level Domains · · Score: 2, Interesting

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    A separate domain for mobile device access is directly contrary of what the W3C is working towards with web standards.

    Says Tim Berners-Lee.

  16. Danger? on Red Hat, IBM Partner to Certify Apps for Linux · · Score: 1

    "There is a danger, though. As corporate certification and such becomes a necessity for developers, there will be a corresponding dependence on such higher powers. In the effort to pander to certification boards, innovation and free pursuit of new application and programming paradigms may be squelched."

    Hardly. You go and innovate all you like. There is no corporate certification anything that's going to stop you from doing anything you want to do.

    Do something useful and people will buy it and then you can either work with the certification boards as your friend or go your own way.

  17. SVG Phones on Flash Makes Splash in Gadgets · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a lot more happening with SVG for embedded devices. Like all these phones.

  18. You call that a history? on History of the First Internet · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is history.

    From ISOC.

  19. That's all? on Amazon Japan Offers Barcode Purchases via Camera Phone · · Score: 1

    Imagine sending a picture of a barcode to ebay to see if there's an auction for that item running.

    I tried that but inevitably and quite rapidly my thoughts kept turning to images of naked babes and luxurious priviledge.

    Could be my needs are different to yours.

    Sorry. I'm just not in data processing mode currently.

  20. What if something totally bogus happened? on Berkeley Researchers Analyze Florida Voting Patterns · · Score: 2, Insightful

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    What if the machines really were significantly out?

    What if there really was no audit trail?

    What if university studies like this one really are the only way to spot a discrepancy?

    What then??

    Government psychiatrists call it nostalgia.

  21. "solve complex social problems" on IBM Sponsors Humanitarian Grid Computing Project · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's already been done, by pr0n.

  22. You have two choices on Art Tips For Programmers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get a camera and shoot stuff like what you see here.

    Or give up with the art and get a job here.

  23. Expert source on Wal-Mart's Data Obsession · · Score: 1

    By its own count, Wal-Mart has 460 terabytes of data stored on Teradata mainframes, made by NCR, at its Bentonville headquarters. To put that in perspective, the Internet has less than half as much data, according to experts.

    What experts?

    The NYT doesn't say.

    Want more information? You can buy some more from the New York Times.

  24. Much needed on Intel Quietly Introduces 3.8GHz P4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cool. This should make my Word 97 fly.

  25. Yesterday's battles on Security Pros Bemoan the Need for Focus · · Score: 1

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    "We're still fighting a lot of yesterday's battles," said Fred Trickey, information security administrator at Yeshiva University in New York.

    Yeah, all the new battles go to the guys with good names, like Batman, The Riddler and Dick Tracy.