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  1. Re:His GPS is that accurate? on GPS Tracking Device Beats Radar Gun in Court · · Score: 1

    Reading is hard.

  2. Re:So... what was wrong with the gun? on GPS Tracking Device Beats Radar Gun in Court · · Score: 1

    Wow, this is dumb even for slashdot. Any other mind-numbingly stupid "oints" you want to make?

  3. Oh, that's just mean on Targeting PocketPCs With Mono? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Going after those PocketPC's with no energy like that. Wait a few weeks til they're healthy, for pity's sake!!

  4. Big Headline News on Pentagon Manipulating TV Analysts · · Score: 1
    EXTRA! EXTRA! Government Uses Propaganda During A War!

    When stuff like this passes as surprising... we have become a naive, dumb people.

  5. Misread! on Growing Plants on the Moon May Be Feasible · · Score: 1

    This article looked far cooler at first glance, when it said "Growing pants on the moon..."

  6. I, for one... on Brain Study Calls Free Will Into Question · · Score: 0, Redundant

    welcome our new inner overlords.

  7. On uniqueness on Unique Broadband Over Powerline Project Planned For Mosques · · Score: 1

    60 million very unique users? We must have different definitions of the word "unique".

  8. Deadly sins? on RIAA Denies Hypocrisy in Royalties Dustup · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when was hypocrisy one of the seven deadly sins?

  9. Only half of the solution on New Lock Aims To End Chip Piracy · · Score: 1

    Now we need something to keep people from double-dipping. Then our chip problems will be a thing of the past.

  10. Best feature of the "smart rubber" on Smart Rubber Promises Self-Mending Products · · Score: 1

    It takes care of parallel porking automatically!

  11. Do you know what *your* subs are doing? on Millions in Middle East Lose Internet · · Score: 2, Funny
    How dumb do the Russians feel right now? Their subs are off planting little flags on the north pole, and ours get to do cool stuff like cut off the internet to half of the Middle East.

    Take that, Putin!

  12. Old news? on KDE 4.0 Is Out · · Score: 1

    k.d. lang 4.0 has been out for, like, a decade and a half.

  13. Warning for GP hull users on Origin of Antimatter Cloud Discovered · · Score: 1

    Beowulf Shaffer says: Stay away!

  14. Keith Moon?? on Rock Band Drum Kit Modded · · Score: 1
    The tiny bits of drum solo time in Rock Band don't satisfy my internal Keith Moon.

    You mean, they don't satisfy your desire to be an energetic and entertaining, yet alcoholic drummer with only a vague sense of rhythm?

  15. Re:Good on GM Says Driverless Cars Will Be Ready By 2018 · · Score: 1

    And eliminate the need for a suicide bomber for roving car bombs!

  16. Purists say... on Iron Chef Game Listed, Then Pulled · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Alton Brown???

    Screw you and your "Iron Chef America" weaksauce. Give me Chairman Kaga, Ota, Fukui, and the real show over that cheap retarded ripoff.

  17. best elements of the helicopter and the zeppelin on The Age of the Airship Returns? · · Score: 4, Funny
    So, whirling rotary blades combined with When The Levee Breaks?

    Cool.

  18. Re:Combine the two theories... on Did Insects Kill the Dinosaurs? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that actually crossed my mind about 10 seconds after I posted my last message ;)

  19. Combine the two theories... on Did Insects Kill the Dinosaurs? · · Score: 1

    A killer asteroid... made of INSECTS!

  20. Re:What a deal! on Sears Installs Spyware · · Score: 1

    Mod parent -1 (NoSenseOfHumor) or -1 (TakesSelfTooSeriously)

  21. What a deal! on Sears Installs Spyware · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the least expensive install Sears has ever done for me!

  22. Depending on launch angle... on Sperm Could Power Nanobots · · Score: 1

    My sperm could propel nanobots a good 6 or 7 feet, assuming at least 12 hours between times when the nanobots needed to go anywhere...

  23. Re:Laws should not reward the stupid on Scammers Continue to Wreak Havoc in MMO's · · Score: 1
    "does that mean your stupid?"

    Irony.

  24. Re:Laws should not reward the stupid on Scammers Continue to Wreak Havoc in MMO's · · Score: 1
    I would argue that the entire point of civilization is to protect the weak and/or stupid.

    Oh, everything just HAS to be about you, doesn't it?

  25. Harris vs. nature on What Did You Change Your Mind About in 2007? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Whether or not nature is our friend, Sam Harris is still a divisive, cherrypicking, spitemongering tool.