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  1. Weird analogy... on Is Sun's Niagara Server Viagra? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Viagra is 'posed to make your one thing big and strong. Niagra is all about slicing and dicing one big thing into multiple threads. The mental image makes my knees ache...

  2. Here's the problem with this, IMHO... on AT&T Wireless Announces Music ID Service · · Score: 1
    The times when I'd be willing to pay a $1 for someone to tell me the name of a piece of music are when I hear a fleeting snippet off of a TV or radio program. (NPR does this too me quite often!) There's no way I'd have time to place the call.

  3. Dear Mr. or Mrs. Patent Examiner... on Inside Look at Patent Examination · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hi. My name is Mortimer, and I'd like to patent this very clever hat made of tin foil...

  4. What a grrrreeeaat name! on Intel Launches DRM-Enabled CPUs for Phones and Handhelds · · Score: 2, Funny
    Doesn't "PXA27x" just roll off your tongue?

  5. Re:The webserver shoulda been running apache... on Five Fundamental Problems with Open Source? · · Score: 2, Informative
    Writer of grandparent is probably a Left-coaster; in California, "guy" is a gender-neutral pronoun...

  6. If Steve Crocker had been a *real* programmer... on Happy 35th birthday, RFC 1! · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... he'd have called it RFC 0! :-)

  7. Re:pray to $DEITY_NAME on SCO's Motion to dismiss Red Hat's Complaint Denied · · Score: 1
    What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.-Ecclesiastes 1:9

    I dunno, the Linux-in-a-dead-badger installation is pretty novel, IMHO...

  8. Re:Speaking as a layman... on Searching by Shape... · · Score: 1
    .. for all I know a "flap actuator" might *actually be* a device used in pr0n.

    No, silly! A flap actuator is a short, cylindrical tube that greatly expands and contracts in length when hydraulic pressure is applied or released.

    oh... uhhhh... never mind...

  9. Re:We know what's gunna happen on Searching by Shape... · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or, if searching for Janet Jackson, (*)(*)

  10. As badly as I draw,... on Searching by Shape... · · Score: 4, Funny
    especially using a mouse, I'd try to draw a flap actuator and end up getting p0rn by accident...

  11. Re:In other words... on Sun and Microsoft Settle Litigation · · Score: 1
    Well, it's really $1.6B. Spread out over 10 years, that's what, 1.6% of MS' revenue per year? (Yes, I'm ignoring the time-value of the money, and the fact that MS' revenue may rise or fall over the 10 year period.)

    Point is, Gate has probably already calculated (in some rough sense) the cost to settle all the judgements MS is likely to 'lose'. And, he's made the smart decision to simply consider it a cost of doing business -- doing business his way, that is. He's a poker play, remember? He'll fold bad cards and lose his anty on occasion, get his bluff called once and awhile and flat out lose a few hands, but at the end of the night...

    Read the Cringley link above in this thread. I hadn't read it before I made the original post. Though it only discusses the EU decision, it applies just as well to Sun. There are several players at the table, and Gates is cleaning all their clocks. Maybe it's time to simply break up the game?

  12. In other words... on Sun and Microsoft Settle Litigation · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...Microsoft wins again.

    Think about it; think about how little $2B is to MS, compared to 10 years with no harassment from Sun.

    William Henry Gates III is the greatest capitalist tactician since John D. Rockefeller. I do not see that as necessarily positive. But, damn, he can sure play the game.

  13. (OT -- I think) Does anyone else see... on British Chicken-Warmed Nuke · · Score: 5, Funny
    the deep irony of being given 5 moderator points to /. on April 1?

  14. Re:Console vs. PC on Online Consoles Marginalizing PC Gaming? · · Score: 1
    "No! Bad computer! Oh what the hell, just a little bit then.... Ooops, is it midnight already?"

    So true, alas, so true! :)

  15. So, how long 'til there's an implantable version? on Trekkie Communicators Now a Reality · · Score: 1

    It's 4 A.M. and you're soundly asleep in bed. Then, POW!, all of a sudden you bolt straight up as your boss starts yelling gibberish at you from somewhere deep in the base of your skull. Ah, the future is just ducky, ain't it?

  16. Re:It looks like a purse! on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1
    "Hey, honey-babe, wanna grab my handle?"

  17. Re:X Prize is impossible on SpaceShipOne Back in Action · · Score: 1
    Uh, you mean Burt Rutan, yes? Dick is no slouch of a pilot, but the genius in the family is Burt.

  18. Re:X Prize is impossible on SpaceShipOne Back in Action · · Score: 4, Informative

    The X Prize is NOT ABOUT LEO! It's about reaching 100KM, with at least 1 person, in a vehicle capable of carring 3, twice in 2 weeks.

  19. Oh, great... on Guinness's World's Smallest Hard Drive Record · · Score: 1
    ...a watch full of p0rn, just what I need.

  20. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen: The Scientific Method on What If Dark Matter Really Doesn't Exist? · · Score: 1

    Uh... some of the folks currently with mod points are religious? Just a guess...

  21. Re:$20M??? on NASA's Own X Prize? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's not meant to be "enough". Why not? Why do the prize givers think it will work anyway? One word: EGO.

    The $20M is just icing.

  22. Re:Needless amounts of effort! on Nit-Pickers Guide to Deviations in Jackson's LotR · · Score: 1
    jonadab, I sincerely hope your are right and that I am wrong. But as I see the technology rapidly rise in power as it plummets in cost, I fear that the age of supremacy of black letters on a white background (be it real ink on real paper, or dark pixels next to light) is coming to a close. Writing won't disappear, but IMO it will become secondary to full color, 60 fps images accompanied with 5.1 surround sound coming out of a device that weighs 12 ounces, runs for a week on one squirt of methanol into its micro fuel cell, and that you can pick up at BestBuy for $49.95. Did you notice the cover of the latest Scientific American? That's the future. Alas! :/

    Regards, -k

  23. Re:Needless amounts of effort! on Nit-Pickers Guide to Deviations in Jackson's LotR · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Right now there is plenty of buzz about these movies, but in a few years I know they will be picked on hard. Once the hype wears down, people are going to laugh (or be disgusted at the extremely low quality) of these movies.

    You couldn't be more wrong. The movies, by virtue of being very good movies in this age of visual information, will in fact become the standard telling of LOTR. The books will become the "other, harder to absorb" telling, and be relegated to college courses taught by anally retentive old men.

    I'm not saying I approve of this outcome, but it is inevitable.

  24. I thought he wrote "I'm whacking..." on Porn Rewards Users To Get Past Anti-Spam Captchas · · Score: 1

    So much for context affecting perception...

  25. Re:python runtime on Learning Python, 2nd Edition · · Score: 1
    A JIT-enabled JVM emits real machine code, IIRC.

    Yes, that was poorly worded, wasn't it! :)

    So, question: Could the cached native machine code be saved into a .exe and run (assuming the entire bytecode image was processed)? I.e., if there was a JIT for Python, could this be done --

    xyz.py -> xyz.pyc -> xyz.exe