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Inside Look at Patent Examination

KingFatty writes "This article written by a former patent examiner describes patent application as a matter of luck when it comes to the competency of the examiner. "Every examiner starts with his or her first patent application after receiving just two weeks of training at the USPTO Patent Academy, where he or she learns the basics of the Manual of Patent Examining Procedure. Will your patent application be examined by that newly recruited examiner? If so, will the examiner's supervisor (supervisory patent examiner or SPE)[be] sufficiently skilled in the art in which the patent application is classified?" Gives insights as to the problems with the US Patent and Trademark System."

214 comments

  1. Peer review by sweet+cunny+muffin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why aren't patents exposed to peer review, like academic articles are? The invention (if it is) will be protected by the patent pending laws while it's reviewed.

    1. Re:Peer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's patent pending then no one can know anything about it; it's not even available in the searchable databases, etc. If you subject it to peer review you might as well eliminate any protections that pending patents had.

    2. Re:Peer review by sweet+cunny+muffin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't there a legal state that if you have a patent pending (in the system but not approved yet) you can use it as if it were approved until they decide. Ever seen "patent pending" on a product?

    3. Re:Peer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      And how will that eliminate protections?

      It's not a patent until it's approved and when it becomes a patent it's public knowledge anyways.....

    4. Re:Peer review by nodwick · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Why aren't patents exposed to peer review, like academic articles are? The invention (if it is) will be protected by the patent pending laws while it's reviewed.
      Having had some experience with the academic peer review process, from both the reviewer and reviewee perspective, I feel obligated to point out that the peer review process is far from perfect as well. Off the top of my head, a couple of points to consider:

      1. Finding qualified reviewers. Many academics in my field (network theory) have been complaining about "reviewer burnout". Simply put, any popular field will have lots of people submitting papers [patents, in your analogy] in an effort to boost their publications. Oftentimes, many of these people will submit stuff that's obviously not publication-quality material, but reviewers still have to spend their time first to evaluate it and then to produce a good writeup justifying rejecting it. To be sure, there are still good papers, but the general experience seems to be that the signal-to-noise ratio of submissions is directly inverse to the popularity of the field. Imagine how much worse this would be for patents, where the payoff is not just CV bragging rights but actual profit dollars.

      The end result is that it's difficult to get quality reviews, because the reviewers (who, by definition of peer review, tend to be very busy professionals who already have a lot to do) get burned out and are tempted to just breeze through reviews. Since the patent office gets many more patent applications than your typical journal, I'd imagine this would be an even bigger problem for patents.

      2. Finding honest reviewers. By making patents peer-reviewed, you're forcing applicants to disclose the details of their technology to their peers before their patent is accepted. A similar situation exists in academia where often multiple research groups are working on the same research project. Sadly, it's not unheard of for particular reviewers to stonewall acceptance of papers because they have similar results which they are submitting / hope to submit soon to another journal. Imagine how, in the case of patent review where people are competing not just for notoriety but for profits, an even bigger incentive would exist for this sort of thing to go on.

      I understand that your point is that it would be nice to have highly qualified individuals doing patent reviews, which would hopefully inject more common sense into the proceedings. I'm just saying that setting up such a system may hhave its own problems to iron out.

    5. Re:Peer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, US Patent applications *are* published for public review 18 months after the application file date.

    6. Re:Peer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      2. Finding honest reviewers. By making patents peer-reviewed, you're forcing applicants to disclose the details of their technology to their peers before their patent is accepted.

      This actually is a moot point, for couple of reasons. First of all, patent disclosure gives patentable thing protection from the moment it enters patent office. Reviewers have no way to hi-jack it. Second of all, even if they tried to prevent patent from passing, then patent it (or at least parts) as thei own, and get caught, they can be appropriately punished, according to contract they have to sign to be accepted as reviewer. And such punishment can actually be real one, as opposed to all-too-often slap-on-the-wrist "punishment" one gets in academia.

      Personally, what I found worst about academic peer review was something other than what you pointed out (which I agree are still both valid points to some degree): in-bred nature of circles in specific research area. If you happen to be in good terms with whatever clique controls your niche, you can get any kind of crap published; if in bad terms, you can be nobel-prize winner quality, and seldom get anything through. And much of that is due to review process, since peer reviews not only give feedback, but generally heavily influence choices on what gets published, who gets invited to present at conferences etc. etc. For what it's worth, I was only "guilty by association"; my professor happened to present ideas regarding certain class of algorithms not in vogue with "old greek dude mafia"... and saw what happens to conference submissions. :-)

      I still think peer review is a valuable and powerful too, and even with its flaws, might be applicable to many situations it is not currently used... and especially with USPTO it just might help improve the system. But I'd also like patentability bar be raised -- algorithms and business methods should not be patentable. And that even though I'm applicant on a few software patents (only to get incentive money my greedy big corp is handing for invention disclosures).

    7. Re:Peer review by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Hmmm, this is sort-of what may be happening with the MS attempt to patent FAT.

      It's now being challenged by PUBPAT.

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    8. Re:Peer review by DeICQLady · · Score: 1

      Why aren't patents exposed to peer review, like academic articles are?

      The USPTO has tried to make some serious changes geared towards cutting down on unreasonable examination times (see also section 1.705 of the MPEP). So besides the "qualified examiners" issue, the bigger issue is time. One would not want the system to fall apart due to backlog and overworked examiners, especially when you have patent factories like IBM et. al. that churn out 3000+ patents a year.

      Personally, I don't believe that the qualifications of the examiners are questionable, but definately the environment they are required to work in is. People joke that they use google? Of course they would, if the engine they have to use is a piece of crap!

    9. Re:Peer review by akintayo · · Score: 1

      Second of all, even if they tried to prevent patent from passing, then patent it (or at least parts) as thei own, and get caught, they can be appropriately punished, according to contract they have to sign to be accepted as reviewer.

      The concern should not be about the reviewer trying to patent, work that he has reviewed. The concern should be the reviewer ensuring competing work does not become protected. By doing so they could prevent their competitor from gaining a competitive edge.

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    10. Re:Peer review by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Bad idea.

      In academia, I assume that work is under a commons. But in business, work is private in order to exploit and control profits.

      I can see it now: your company submits a patent, and the patent gets reviewed by "peers" (i.e. officers, scientists and engineers from other companies). These peers get a review of their competitor's work, turn down the patent, then file their own immediately by the magic of cut-n-paste.

      I happen to know a company who was subject to just this kind of thing. They asked the government to evaluate their new material (which may have been part of the SBIR process), which the gov unfortunately submitted to their competitors (who were tightly connected to the government agency) for review. For those who are wondering what's so terrible with that; well, it's illegal ... and from that point, immoral. If you want a review of your competitor's work, be honest and ask to see it via a lab or factory tour.

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    11. Re:Peer review by huntybunz · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea! Hang on a second while I pantent it!

  2. Nonsense. by jtheory · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's quite clear to me that most of the problems in our patent system were caused by Albert Einstein.

    Now patent clerks everywhere do half-assed work, their brains busy trying to come up with the next great theory of time, gravity, and light.

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  3. Bullshit. by Pahalial · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Politicians don't waste their time trolling on /.. Find a better way to make fun of *nix geeks if you feel the need, or just maybe actually go for this politician goal of yours. Of course, that'd involve effort and thoug- wait. Politics. Okay, so do it mindlessly.

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  4. Huge Patent Issues by cexshun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I feel the largest problem with the patent system is allowing people to patent "ideas" without a working prototype. I think this can and will lead to intuitive innovations being passed over because the manufacturer would have to pay patent fees to the "inventor". Total BS.

    If the "inventor" didn't have the balls to put his/her money where their mouth is, then they don't deserve shit! Let's not punish companies willing to put forth money into a great idea by making them pay some lazy ass moron who payed a small patent fee to patent his idea of clapping to turn on a light.

    1. Re:Huge Patent Issues by alen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But isn't this going to punish the small inventor that may not have the financial resources or VC contacts to profit from their ideas?

    2. Re:Huge Patent Issues by Kenja · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So only large corporations that can afford R&D labs should be able to get patents? Thats sort of the opposite of what patents where intended for. You patent the idea, and then go and find someone to back the project and produce the prototype.

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    3. Re:Huge Patent Issues by cexshun · · Score: 2, Informative

      So we either punish the one puny inventor or we punish the world, pick one. Let's say the internal combustion engine was an idea some guy patented a long time ago. Then, the invention was passed over by legit companies actually want to manufacture this idea because of the vast royalties they'd have to pay some guy with an idea he had while taking a shit. Where would we be today? Damn, where did I park my horse and buggy...

    4. Re:Huge Patent Issues by cexshun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. An "inventor" can document and notarize all procedings of his idea while he gets a backer to fund the process. And if someone beats him to the patent, it's a matter of providing the documentation that you actually had the idea first. If I worked for the patent office, no working prototype = patent denied!

    5. Re:Huge Patent Issues by Peyna · · Score: 1

      If he patented it a long time ago then the patent would have expired by now.

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    6. Re:Huge Patent Issues by Kenja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So his "backer" would get the patent. The inventor would get nothing. Once again, not a great way to encourage individual inventers. Since the idea behind patents is to stimulate the creation of technology and ideas, limiting patents to those who can afford to build a prototype seems counter productive.

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    7. Re:Huge Patent Issues by saddino · · Score: 1

      If the "inventor" didn't have the balls to put his/her money where their mouth is

      Do you know how much it costs to succesffuly apply (meaning retaining a lawyer throughout the process) for a utility patent? Don't you conisder the thousands of dollars "putting money where your mouth is?"

    8. Re:Huge Patent Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, well, it's possible we'd have a better system. Or they would have just waited for the patent to expire. What's the big deal?

    9. Re:Huge Patent Issues by rjelks · · Score: 1

      Man, I wish I had my mod points now. Great point.

    10. Re:Huge Patent Issues by rjelks · · Score: 1

      If the "puny inventor" created the idea, then the "legit companies" should pay him for it. Itellectual property rights are important in a capitalist society. Without being rewarded for work, less work would be done and society would be worse off.

    11. Re:Huge Patent Issues by rjelks · · Score: 1

      I believe the costs start out at about $10,000.00. My mouth isn't that big.

    12. Re:Huge Patent Issues by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Here's my idea for patent reform:

      Let's give people "temporal patents" that would give them some time to create a prototype of what it is they want to patent. This way they could go to a manufacturer to have it made without having to worry about getting their idea stolen. If they do not create their prototype within some given time-frame, then they lose the patent.

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    13. Re:Huge Patent Issues by jmullen · · Score: 5, Informative

      Working as a patent agent at a top IP law firm, I am probably biased. Nonetheless, I will provide you with your answer. People that patent their ideas have made a working model of their invention in a way. In order for a patent, your application has to "enable one skilled in the art at the time the invention was made" to build and operate the invention. You can't patent ideas. You can't say "i want to patent an antigravity device." However, if you come up with a way to make an antigravity device you have to disclose how to make one. If you do not disclose how to make it then the patent will not be valid because 1) it will not be an enabling disclosure; and 2) you will not have described the best mode. Now, we want people to patent things. Patents are one of the reasons why technology is blooming. Before the patent system was utilized, companies would keep ideas secret as ... trade secrets. Now, they are utilizing the patent system in which the government gives them a 20 year limited monopoly (i.e., the reason why there will never be an antitrust issue because of a patent, just business practices) in exchange for the public disclosure of how to make and use the invention. Those are the facts. Jeff

    14. Re:Huge Patent Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please use

      !

    15. Re:Huge Patent Issues by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Let's say the internal combustion engine was an idea some guy patented a long time ago. Then, the invention was passed over by legit companies actually want to manufacture this idea because of the vast royalties they'd have to pay some guy with an idea he had while taking a shit. Where would we be today? Damn, where did I park my horse and buggy...
      Where would we be today? Probably not so different in your imaginary world as this real one; patents expire (unlike copyrights).
    16. Re:Huge Patent Issues by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      But many of the older patents were decided on that alone. The telephone is a key patent decided by it's working. Bell was the first one to get an offical public demonstration done and the paperwork turned in so he got the patent even though the other guy had working protypes, he didn't have it "offical" in time.

      Frankly, it's a good cause for more limited times on Patents and Copyrights. If you reduce the time for them to something reasonable...like 7 years instead of 20 that would capture 90% of the profits by the winner while getting the stuff out to everybody sooner. People tend to forget that the monopoly IS the reward. It's payment for publishing your work to the Library of Congress for everybody to see. It's not any kind of personal "right" it's a govt "lottery" to encourage innovation.

    17. Re:Huge Patent Issues by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You patent the idea, and then go and find someone to back the project and produce the prototype.

      Used to be that the default status of inventor-to-backer relationship was mutual trust. Some uncontrollable social developments have changed that; I can think of three, off the top of my head:

      1) Popularization/validization of the greed instinct (getting used to a 20% ROI),
      B) More popular focus on "having stuff" rather than achieving things,
      III) The internet and "free" information-flinging, where everything is freewheeling and open to scams that could only be imagined before.

      You might also add to this list the fact that, over the past few (20?) years, the traditional establishment has been confused by the emergence of software and computers. They are old thinkers and don't quite know how to deal with the new reality. Then again, I myself would rather go back to Rotrings and adjustable drafting tables.

      Until "The Next Big Thing" comes along (very unlikely - you can't go much further than having everyone on the net, don't hold your breath) expect more of the same.

      Expect intelligent aliens to contact us within the next 50 years. Unfortunately, they will be Canadians.

    18. Re:Huge Patent Issues by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Copyrights expire, too (at least in theory).

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    19. Re:Huge Patent Issues by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think the point was the companies may have also "invented" the engine, but when they went to take it to market, the "puny inventor"'s legion of lawyers (he sold the idea to a pure-ip portfolio company) said that all the money the companies spent didn't mean squat, since they (the guys who now own the "puny inventor"'s invention) were there first.

      Itellectual property rights are important in a capitalist society. Without being rewarded for work, less work would be done and society would be worse off.

      On one hand this is true - without new material/inventions, society would stagnate. However, prior to copyrights and patents, we still had magic combos of herbs and spices (or heating times and types of quenching materials) that made a particular merchant's chicken or cold steel better, and more valuable than everyone else's. The way they protected their products/processes was with trade secrets, which is still valid today, and widely used for formulas (like Coca-Cola) that the inventor does not wish to disclose.

      The whole idea behind patents and copyright is that we'll reward you for a fixed time (ie, with a legal monopoly) IN EXCHANGE for widely publicising your invention or creative work (and allowing free copies once your legal monopoly runs out.) Monopolies, especially government granted ones, run counter to Adam Smith's arguments (from an essay on Adam Smith's philosophies:)
      Smith set forth two linked and indispensable conditions to be met if the economic system he described were to work: There must be free movement for all in the system so that each man might seek the best opportunity for his labor or resources. And there must be free competition among all, for the buyer's shilling, for markets, for labor and for jobs. There must be no monopolies or combinations in restraint of trade or limiting entry into new fields, and no government-granted privileges for a favored few.
      Besides, if it was necessary to compensate an inventor or writer for their work in order to produce a vibrant society, how do you explain the massive industries in China, Taiwan, and India, which were originally built on copying someone else's work? They still consumed raw materials (which had to be bought), still employed employees (who spent their paychecks), and sold to consumers (where the product fulfilled a need), all for less than the original product sold for (I'm assuming.) I'm not saying this kind of copying is healthy in the long run (most of those industries have since moved on from copying someone else's IP to generating it, much as the United States went from copying stuff from the European continent to originating it), but it certainly sparks the kind of competition upon which capitalism is based.
    20. Re:Huge Patent Issues by zero_offset · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A utility patent is the full-blown patent. Right now, getting one can be as cheap as about $4000, but it can run up into the $15K range. It depends on a whole bunch of factors.

      What most regular folks do (e.g. individuals who aren't a patent factory like IBM, 3M, GE, etc) is file for a provisional patent. This is a relatively cheap process (in the neighborhood of $1500) which protects the basic idea for one year, with the intent of allowing you to file changes (improvements) to the basic claim. That's the INTENT -- because changing a "real" utility patent is very time consuming and expensive.

      What most people actually use the provisional patent for is to protect their idea while they shop it around to investors and licensees. Then you make it a condition of the licensing that the first licensee pays for the full-blown patent expenses (or something along those same lines).

      But it should actually be pretty rare for the expenses to run as high as $10K. (I happen to be in the process of patenting something, and luckily a friend of mine is a patent attorney.)

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    21. Re:Huge Patent Issues by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      In order for a patent, your application has to "enable one skilled in the art at the time the invention was made" to build and operate the invention. You can't patent ideas. You can't say "i want to patent an antigravity device."

      Awhile back on slashdot, there were links to all sorts of bizarre things which people have patented. The specific one which comes to mind was a radio which communicated faster than light through "hyperspace".

      So it would seem that not all patent examiners necessarily agree with you.

      On the other hand, it seems likely that guy's patent will expire long before somebody figures out how to build the wormhole-producing black box required to operate the rest of his "invention"...

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    22. Re:Huge Patent Issues by rjelks · · Score: 1

      Is that friend charging you? Maybe my friend was getting fleeced, but his total was really high when he was in the same process. I'm sure costs would change depending on what your are patenting. I was thinking $10,000.00 was the average, but your information was interesting. Good luck with your patent.

    23. Re:Huge Patent Issues by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > no working prototype = patent denied!

      What if the inventor can't afford to create it? And the VCs won't invest in him until they are sure the item is patented -- they don't want to lose all their money later because they find out he stole the idea from someone else.

      I think rejecting it outright due to lack of prototype would be bad, but to avoid the creation of "companies" like PanIP, how about the patent being granted on a trial basis? If, after maybe two years, there is still no actual working device, the trial patent is revoked. If the device is working, they are given a real patent.

      I'm sure there would be problems with this as well, but it partially solves some of the issues brought up.

    24. Re:Huge Patent Issues by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Until "The Next Big Thing" comes along (very unlikely - you can't go much further than having everyone on the net,

      Likely, the "Next Big Thing" will be completely different. Using your thoughts presented here taken back in time:

      40 Years ago: "You can't go much further than having everyone connected by telephone! Instant communication!"

      Now: "You can't go much further than having everyone on the net. REALLY instant communication!"

      Future: "You can't go much further than having everyone connected to a wireless neural grid. REALLY, REALLY instant communication, just by thought!"

      Distant Future: "You can't go much further than being able to instantly transmit physical items across the stars. Screw instant communication, I'll just zap myself there & talk to them personally." Funny how technology could actually bring us closer, instead of just our words and ideas.

      True, this exact scenario is unlikely, but when ARPANet was first thought up, who would have imagined things like KaZaA or NetFlix? No, the Next Big Thing may very well be something nearly unrecognizable to us now.

    25. Re:Huge Patent Issues by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I catch your drift (do people actually say that any more?) but your future and distant future examples are dangerous and violate physics laws, respectively. Of course, neither of us knows what TNBT will be, I'm just suggesting that the net will continue to be the biggest thing for the foreseeable future. Will the next big thing be social rather than technological? The pace of change is fast enough now that it is becoming difficult to adapt, but these changes are all based on extending existing technology, not revolutionary discoveries/inventions. Unless you count Ginger/It/Segway...

    26. Re:Huge Patent Issues by jmullen · · Score: 1

      I am not stating my opinion. I am stating a fact. If the patent description does not enable one skilled in the art to make it ... it will fall in court. Period. A good number of patent examiner's, however, are idiots. That is why in order to enforce a patent you have to litigate it (a place where the other side has the opportunity to find errors in the examination). There will always be some unpatentable disclosures that slip through the cracks because of idiot patent examiners. Such patents are worthless. What the "faster than light" examiner was supposed to do was rejected the patent for being inoperable because it "disobeyed known scientific principles." The patentee would then have to prove that the scientific priniciple is either wrong or provide a working model to the patent office to prove operability. In this manner, the examine would also reject it for not enabling one skilled in the art to make or use the invention. Hope this clears it up.

    27. Re:Huge Patent Issues by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Of course. I wasn't suggesting the FTL radio or other such patents were at all legitimate.

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    28. Re:Huge Patent Issues by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > your future and distant future examples are dangerous and violate physics laws,

      There is only danger if someone uses it in a dangerous way. The Internet is dangerous -- if someone wants it to be.

      As for violating the laws of physics, do you know exactly how I teleport items now? Then how do you know it's impossible? Just because someone says "it's a law of physics" does not mean it is right. There's a good chance it's correct, but it is not immutable.

      I'm no physics whiz, but I don't believe that moving at the speed of light is impossible. People thought you would cease to exist if you moved at the speed of sound, but Chuck Yeager came back. Think of this: If the universe is expanding at the speed of light and I move toward the center of it at the speed of light. Relative to the Earth, I'm moving at 2c, but relative to the center of the universe, I am completely motionless. So which one defines how fast I could really go? Can I move at almost 3c (rel to Earth), since I would be moving at almost c "universally."

      > I'm just suggesting that the net will continue to be the biggest thing

      I tend to agree, but how much of the future is really "forseeable?" A dozen nukes could be launched in a few seconds, although the chances are slim. Basically what I'm saying is it is impossible to know the future until you get there and we have no idea what kinds of discoveries will be found in that time. Something akin to wormholes? Maybe we can build artificial temporary wormholes, thus making "sorta Faster-than-light" communications a reality. Unlikely, but if we had all the answers, all the physicists (scientists in general) would be out of jobs.

      > these changes are all based on extending existing technology, not revolutionary discoveries/inventions

      That is a very good point -- all technology is based on technology that came before it. It's a form of evolution, I suppose. TNBG -- all of them, really -- will probably just start out as a lab experiment that someone did and said "Wow, that's really neat/unexpected, how can I use this to our advantage?"

  5. salaries by kaan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the article:

    "The salaries of entry level patent examiners presently range from $32,819 to $70,959. Overtime is strongly encouraged after several months of experience is accrued, and it is not unusual for a junior examiner with three or four years experience to make more than $100,000 annually with overtime and bonuses."

    Sounds like they're trying pretty hard to entice people to become patent officers, because the pay scale seems abnormally high for a governmental job. Starting salaries up to $70k per year? Geeez.... Or maybe the salary range is required because the job sucks so much.

    1. Re:salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or perhaps it's because it's in DC. Or perhaps it's because the vast majority of people don't get $71k starting off.

    2. Re:salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To get the 70k you most likely have to be an experienced worker in a technology field with a PhD who is already making 70K or better.

    3. Re:salaries by saddino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, with the average pay for first year associates at DC law firms at over 100K, the pay for patent examiners doesn't seem so hot. IMHO, the government should increase the pay to intice good lawyers to work for the government instead.

      (now, compared to other government jobs, yes, you're right; it's a high salary)

    4. Re:salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Patent examiners are not usually attorneys -- they are often engineers, biologists, and chemists.

      Patently Obvious

    5. Re:salaries by Saib0t · · Score: 1
      Actually, with the average pay for first year associates at DC law firms at over 100K, the pay for patent examiners doesn't seem so hot. IMHO, the government should increase the pay to intice good lawyers to work for the government instead.
      Lawyers???? We don't need no darn lawyers at the patent office, we need qualified people in different fields to examine the patents and decide whether to grant them or not based on their merit.
      The only thing you'll get if you put lawyers there is junk that's correctly phrased and formatted, just like we have now...

      Just my 0.02

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    6. Re:salaries by zero_offset · · Score: 0

      The only thing you'll get if you put lawyers there is junk that's correctly phrased and formatted,

      Correctly phrased and formatted... if you're also a lawyer.
      Legalese is an unnecessarily (and intentionally) convoluted mess.

      At least right now, you can READ most of the patents without formal training in LawSpeak.

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    7. Re:salaries by thebes · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure increasing the pay will help attract the good individuals. That'd be like hiring a student for a summer job and saying, "I'm offering $200/hr so that I get the best student for the position."

  6. If it's so poorly researched, by empaler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then why the hell do companies have to write 'Patents Pending' on their products for decades? You'd think that incompetency of this sort would speed up the process.
    "Did a search on Google for some of the keywords in their description, but only a few thousand webpages came up... Patent Granted, next!"

  7. Re:Nonsense, ala Family Guy by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Smith: I've come to patent a theory. I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
    Einstein thumbs through the papers.
    Enistein knocks out Mr. Smith, and runs.

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  8. They are getting into my head... by bizpile · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is exactly why I keep my anti-grav generator under wraps.

    1. Re:They are getting into my head... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why I keep my anti-grav generator under wraps.

      Dear Sir,

      Are you wrapping with tinfoil or lead foil? Or do you perhaps use a more exotic variety? I have one aquaintance who swears by tantalum foil as a sovreign remedy, and yet another aquaintance who insists that a foil rolled from an alloy of gold and silver is the only truly effective deterrant against X, Z and P ray brain scans.

      Signed,

      P.A. Noid

    2. Re:They are getting into my head... by JustinXB · · Score: 1

      You're idea will never work. Clearly we need gravity pumps, not anti-gravity generators. We all know anti-gravity generators are impossible!!!

    3. Re:They are getting into my head... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      +1 Parainformative, -1 "Speling"

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  9. Hamstrung When Looking for Prior Art? by cbj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When we graduated my wife received a job offer to work as a patent examiner. Despite the fact that she has a degree in computer science I do not believe it would prevent absurd and obvious invention patents from going through the system. As best as I can tell the examiners are limited to prior patent applications and official publications in searching for prior art. Little room seems to be reserved for common sense. Quite thankfully she did not accept the job offer because I didn't want to move to D.C. and the pay wasn't that great for someone with that degree.

    1. Re:Hamstrung When Looking for Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average pay for someone with a CS degree nationwide is something like $35k or less.....

    2. Re:Hamstrung When Looking for Prior Art? by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As best as I can tell the examiners are limited to prior patent applications and official publications in searching for prior art. Little room seems to be reserved for common sense.

      I dunno... "Official publications" could cover a heck of a lot of ground...

      And besides, it's probably awfully hard to place a reliable date on unofficial publications... whatever that would mean. They have to guard against fraud.

      What do you mean by "common sense?"

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    3. Re:Hamstrung When Looking for Prior Art? by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      Says Who?

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    4. Re:Hamstrung When Looking for Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      As best as I can tell the examiners are limited to prior patent applications and official publications in searching for prior art.

      As a former USPTO examiner, I can say that it is not a matter of prior art availability. An examiner has pretty much all of the prior art they wish for in their examination. It is not just the old patent "shoes" and prior patents. Examiners have access to a large number of private databases, the Internet, foreign language translation services ... what have you.

      What is limited is the time the examiner has to thoroughly investigate all possibly relevant prior art. Patent examiners in the USPTO are subject to "productivity" expectations, and if they spend too much time on any particular application, then another application will suffer from insufficient review. Moreover, it is highly unlikely that any particular patent application will come back to bite them. The system (like many others) is geared toward looking at numbers and not quality.

    5. Re:Hamstrung When Looking for Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Official publications" means, in this case, pending patent applications that have been published as part of the PTO publication process. Most Applications get published by the PTO 18 months after they are submitted.

  10. Patent examiner technology by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what kind of technology patent examiners use. Probably ancient PCs running Internet Explorer 3.0 and a cached version of AltaVista from 1994.

    1. Re:Patent examiner technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Examiners all get pretty good stuff...Pentium 4's, 21 inch pivot enabled flat screen monitors, hp laserjet 4200's. They need this stuff because thet're searching, not kidding here, every single document ever published in every languange, ever.
      Kind of like Neo at the begining of the Martix. If the computer can't keep up - very bad times.

    2. Re:Patent examiner technology by Bhodi · · Score: 1

      Enough to browse slashdot. I know 3 personally who post on here, and have occasionally corrected the trolling "IANAL But I feel the need to make broad sweeping generalizations anyway" posts in the past.

    3. Re:Patent examiner technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget the gig of ram to support the cruddy java apps!!

    4. Re:Patent examiner technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly are a lot of examiners here, not just USPTO but also EPO (European) and JPO (Japanese).

      In fact the EPO examiners are expected to use internet resources like Google if they would be useful to a particular case. Don't think Slashdot has been cited yet though.

      As to resources, at the EPO they are "limited" to anything they can find or use :) Movies and books have even been cited before now.

      It's quite funny really because the average Slashdot geek will quite viciously defend their computer-related turf against the ill-advised masses who "don't have a clue about computers" but will then ramble on as if they were patent experts. Sure they system isn't perfect, production pressure affects all the offices but there seems little that can be done else they places start to haemorrhage money at a considerable rate. The EPO for example actually carries the whole examination procedure out at a significant loss to the office which is hopes to recoup in maintenance fees during the lifetime of the patent.

      The USPTO examiners spend something like 4 hrs searching a file IIRC and the EPO around 1.5-2 days depending on the field.

      Also don't forget it's only the contentious stuff you hear about - the thousands of perfectly good, knowledge-enhancing, money-making patents that get passed every year just work :)

      For an interesting view of an EPO patent that should IMHO (and I am in the patenting trade but skulking anonymously for a change) check out Greenpeace's latest demonstration which is (probably) linked to from the EPO website.

    5. Re:Patent examiner technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep i am one of em

    6. Re:Patent examiner technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're everywhere, I'm an examiner with the UKPO. Don't usually post as AC but you know, but my boss was reading this article earlier.. ;-p

  11. Turnover by Talking+Toaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every examiner starts with his or her first patent application after receiving just two weeks of training

    So, what is the turnover rate at the USPO?
    What percentage of the examiners are seasoned examiners of patent applications etc.
    What percentage of the examiners have worked there for less than 2 years?

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    1. Re:Turnover by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      After reading the article and then your comment, I'm reminded of the Salon.com article on tech support. Slashdot link here.

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    2. Re:Turnover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USPO is the US Post Office. You mean the USPTO, the US Patent and Trademark Office.

  12. Re:Patent Examiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In order to even sit for the patent bar you have to a B.S. degree (usually in a physical science, some engineering degrees qualify, and CS degrees count depending on if the program is CAC accredited.) You also have to have a J.D.

    Patent lawyers tend to be very intelligent; patent agents generally have the same education as patent lawyers, minus the J.D.

  13. Always Reject on the First Round by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was talking to a lawyer about patent applications once . . . his comment was that they are always rejected on the first round, so it was best to actually not submit all documentation in the first round so that there would be additional documentation to submit during the second round. His claim was that patent employees are overworked and often underskilled (because they are required to have such a broad breadth of knowledge) and if they don't know a lot about the particular technology, they would reject the application based on some general ground rules . . . if you gave a lot of extra data, etc. in the resubmittal it would often go through. I don't know if this is a common practice and IANAL, but I think its more than a bit sad that a lawyer would have such a cynical view . . . and perhaps even more sad if the system is actually deserving of this cynical view.

    1. Re:Always Reject on the First Round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, a smart lawyer will recognize a first action rejection as using overly broad language in the claims and will amend accordingly. Which might account for your lawyer's experience with second round allowance. Oftentimes an examiner will also indicate allowable subject matter that an attorney can incorporate. etc, etc...

    2. Re:Always Reject on the First Round by radiumhahn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm 4 years into a patent examination... I wish I could go back and reword some of the original text... You need to define everything upfront because they wont let you change your application other than to clarify better what you have already claimed. You'll have to file a new patent for anything extra. I am pretty sure I got a bad draw...one of the rookies... my advice is to use understandable claims that are phrased in a way that AI and indexing software will never find any matches... If you use popular words and phrasings you are asking for trouble.

  14. On the inside by Mateito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry to disagree with the article, but the best way to get an inside look at a patent examener is with a blunt object.

    Yeah, I know its a hard job.. but even the worst fuck-up gets it right once in a while.

    The solution is simple. Pay the experts what they are worth to do the job. Just like they should with teachers. Its never going to happen.

    There is way too much money to be made in having IP control over an uneducated populace.

  15. Possible Solution by emacnabber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One thing I've thought about recently as a help to the patent problem is putting a cap on the number of patents granted each year. If only 25,000 patents are awarded per year (for example), that would in theory cut down on the number of crap patents. Atleast they would have to think a little longer about what really deserves a patent, and many people would be discouraged from filing if they knew there was a good chance it wouldn't get approved. Just an idea...

    1. Re:Possible Solution by cbcbcb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No. That way the chances of getting a patent approved are proportional to the number you submit, so big companies would file more, and smaller companies and sole inventors would be essentially unable to get patents.

    2. Re:Possible Solution by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      OK, so split the quota into two.

      Limit X for sole propietorships, dual propietorships, and corporations having fewer than P employees.

      Limit Y for the rest.

    3. Re:Possible Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so then companies would have "sole propietors[sic]" do their work under an agreement that they will later "license" it to them for a nominal fee.

    4. Re:Possible Solution by bersl2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ugh... currently under the influence of lorazepam and diphenylhydramine.

      proprietors
      proprietors
      proprietors
      proprieto rs
      proprietors

  16. Re:Why square brackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can also be used to change the tense of a verb, perhaps before it was "have been" or something.

  17. Re:Linux sucks a lot of cock for a specific reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn! How much do you get?

  18. Dear Mr. or Mrs. Patent Examiner... by kclittle · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hi. My name is Mortimer, and I'd like to patent this very clever hat made of tin foil...

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  19. Give them a zero budget. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What does an examiners skill level matter to an
    agency and process which should not exist?

    1. Re:Give them a zero budget. by Peyna · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries;"

      - US Constitution, Article I, Section 8.

      Good luck getting that changed anytime soon.

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    2. Re:Give them a zero budget. by monster811 · · Score: 1

      "To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for LIMITED times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to THEIR respective writings and discoveries;"

      - US Constitution, Article I, Section 8.

      Why dont we try adhering to it? It seems that the USPTO and the rest of the government doesnt seem to care about two crucial words in that.

      Limited - yeah right, not with all this copyright term extension garbage.

      Their - the overworked examiners are the problem here, rushing patents through without even googling for prior art.

    3. Re:Give them a zero budget. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      Actually budget isn't really a problem so much as the congress using them to make profit rather than reinvesting money in the department to do their jobs. They pull a huge percent [like 50%+] of the application money OUT of the PTO for other stuff. They should be leaving more money in and paying everybody more money and expecting more through examinations.

      Of course that's the game...business men fund the politicians and pay the taxes. So the PTO is viewed as a govt "service" to help the business make more money...it's not about the individual inventors, but about keeping the corps fed.

    4. Re:Give them a zero budget. by copper · · Score: 1
      Actually, this is likely to change in 2005- the proposed budget for next year would end fee diversion for the first time since 1990. There's a press release here .

      Of cousre, this is just a proposal and still needs the approval of Congress, and according to this article, the FY 1998 budget proposal also did away with fee diversion but apparently didn't passed.

  20. Re:Why square brackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent [Stupid] question.

  21. Ronco Spaghetti Drainer by malia8888 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have come up with a pot that drains spaghetti, I wish I had the patent on it, I would be rich. Why, of course I thought of it first. But, from the article it clearly states: hires to do Many examiners are taught the "one palm rule," whereby if the independent claim is shorter than the palm of their hand, they should reject, reject, reject.

    Jeez, how many words do I have to use to say a pot with holes in the lid??:}

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    1. Re:Ronco Spaghetti Drainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How hard do I have to think to come up with just a pot with holes in the lid? And therein lies the reason why a short claim is usually not allowed. Which is not to say that a concise claim is necessarily simple.

    2. Re:Ronco Spaghetti Drainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are wrapped too tight, buddy. It was a joke

    3. Re:Ronco Spaghetti Drainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I believe, the idea is that if the claim is very short, the resulting patent will probably be too broad, and/or generic. They want you to be specific enough that the patent is specific.

    4. Re:Ronco Spaghetti Drainer by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking but ... a "pot with a whole in the top" is anticipated by :

      salt pots
      pepper pots
      chamber pots
      plant pots
      saucepans
      mugs
      flower vases ... et cetera

      The claim has to be specific to differentiate your invention from these pieces of prior art. There's only a limited amount of time to search "all the disclosures in the world " (not just documents, video, audio, instantiations,...) so the rule of thumb is probably intended to say if it's not got a handful of words it's probably anticipated by something.

      A spaghetti drainer:
      An arctuate planar member proportioned for fitting at least partly over the opening of a cooking vessel wherein the member has at least one hole to allow the free passage of a liquid and prevent the passage of solid materials suspended in said liquid. [not bad for a first try?!]

  22. Re:Patent Examiners by spankles · · Score: 1, Informative

    you dont need a J.D. to take the patent bar, OR to be a patent examiner...

  23. Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by GGardner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the early days of the patent office, they used to require a working model. I think they should return to this requirement. In my experience, ideas themselves, which can be patented, aren't nearly as valuable as the implementation of those ideas. This would probably also cut down on a lot of bogus patent submissions.

    1. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Peyna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if I come up with some great idea, what is my motivation to share it with someone who can make it into something? Since I can't patent my idea, I have nothing to gain, and therefore short of some great sense of obligation to humanity why should I share my idea?

      The point of patents is that they give an incentive to invent by giving the inventor a time-limited monopoly on their idea. If there is no incentive to invent, why bother?

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    2. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      Because maybe you entered a contract with the manufacturer? I'd say that would guarantee you get a piece of the pie.

      There is plenty of incentive to invent things without a 70 year copyright. Back when it was 10 years that argument would be valid. Right now a copyright doesn't serve its intended purpose since it still screws somebody. It was originally designed to allow everyone to benefit from an advance while giving the inventor compensation. During the earlier years if you invented something you'd keep inventing and not just live off your patent for the rest of your life.

    3. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Patents are generally good for 20 years from the date of application, and are for ideas, methods, etc.

      Copyrights are different, and apply to the original expression of an idea.

      That's the simplest way to put it anyway.

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    4. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Vancorps · · Score: 1
      Both are being dragged out. Albeit, copyrights more successfully but there is a debate going on right now to extend patents as well. It will happen assuming research doesn't continue to get banned in U.S.

      Ironic new stem cell research cannot be conducted int he U.S. so the Pentagon pays for it to be done in Switzerland among other places. Nice to see government money well spent, too bad its not on researchers willing to do it here.

    5. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by grotgrot · · Score: 1
      they used to require a working model. I think they should return to this requirement

      And how would you verify that the working model actually implements what is claimed? For example I could patent my new compression algorithm accompanied by 100,000 lines of heavily commented code, test suites etc. Could you establish if my new algorithm is actually in there? If part of it is present, is that ok? Could you tell?

    6. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by GGardner · · Score: 1
      So if I come up with some great idea, what is my motivation to share it with someone who can make it into something?

      If you can't build it, how do you know it is such a good idea?

    7. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the early days of the patent office, they used to require a working model. I think they should return to this requirement.

      Ok, but I don't think the patent office is going to like keeping a working model of my steel blast furnace.

    8. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about people like Da Vinci? He had great ideas but not necessarily the means to make them all into something. If someone happened upon one of his ideas and made it into reality, it seems the parent would say he deserves nothing.

    9. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      In the early days of the patent office, they used to require a working model.
      This is actually how the Smithsonian Institution first started. The Patent Office was overflowing with gizmoes and once they dropped the requirement for a working model, they unloaded all that junk to the Smithsonian...
    10. Re:Suggested Patent Reform: Require working model by blighter · · Score: 1
      Not to be obnoxious but that is actually not at all how the Smithsonian started.

      The Smithsonian was founded by a bequest by James Smithson (hence Smithsonian) an English Scientist. Read all about it here.

      The Smithsonian does have a lot of old patent model submissions in the Museum of American History but the Smithsonian itself encompasses far more than just that one museum.

  24. uhm.. by michaelhood · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sir, I have a patent on the black quadrilateral with equidistant corners.

    1. Re:uhm.. by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      After further review, I have found your image's dimensions to be 175x156. I will cease & desist. Good day.

  25. *All* Positions? by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Informative

    "All examining positions require at least a bachelor's degree in computer science, physical science or engineering"

    Apparently a bachelor's degree ain't what it used to be...
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    1. Re:*All* Positions? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Well it isn't. Just looking at a portion of my acquaintances, all the ones currently on higher wages than the rest entered the industry with no university degree. These days a Bachelors degree is an optional feature when it comes to job hiring because three years experience in the field would have given you far better qualifications.

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    2. Re:*All* Positions? by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      Well I would hope that at least we would expect 4 years in a bachelor's degree to give you some sort of skill, enough that 3 years of experience is certainly less than Bachelor's degree + 3 years of experience. It really depends on the Bachelor's degree too - a Bachelor's from University of Phoenix Online isn't going to match up to the Carnegie-Mellon or MIT Bachelor's degree.

      It's just sad that students aren't being taught these days.

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  26. Because, it makes for good FUD. by Tangurena · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If you put Patent(s) Pending on a manufactured good, your competitors will not know what features may or may not be covered by a patent. Since patents are kept secret from the time filed to the time issued, no one really knows if there is a filed patent or not. One could be liable for treble damages if you knew that there was a patent, or a pending one when you copied it.

    The real problems for other manufacturers are the submarine patents, where the inventor keeps the application alive for 15 or so years, tweaking the application. Since there is an application pending, all other applications for the same thing get denied. An example would be single-chip-microprocessors. Since everyone in the industry tried to patent it and were denied, they assumed that it was not a patentable idea. Big surprise when the submarine came up to sink the industry. When I went to a police academy, we were taught never to assume anything. The saying goes, when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

    The big problem for the software industry is that there have been enterprising crooks filing patents based on obscure theses and books, hoping that no one notices it was plagiarized. The patent examiners are not stopping duplicate patents now, they want the user fees, and to the devil (err the courts) with the details.

    1. Re:Because, it makes for good FUD. by DeICQLady · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since patents are kept secret from the time filed to the time issued, no one really knows if there is a filed patent or not.

      Patent applications filed on or after November 2000 are published within 18 months of filing.
      See the USPTO notice

      Of course there are exceptions but a part of proving infringement is proving your competitors knew about the contents of the patent application. IANAL but if you delay the publication and didn't notify your competitors that they are possibly infringing, the judge will not be smiling with you and you would have made some lawyer quite happy.

    2. Re:Because, it makes for good FUD. by dpille · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a note re: the contents of your link:

      An application shall not be published if an applicant makes a request upon filing, certifying that the invention disclosed in the application has not and will not be the subject of an application filed in another country, or under a multilateral international agreement, that requires eighteen-month publication.

      So unfortunately, you can still keep things completely secret for a very long time, assuming you're willing to forgo patent protection in other jurisdictions. Given those other jurisdictions' negative perceptions of software/business method/ridiculous patents, I still see secrecy as an issue. While you'd expect a novel microchip design to get published, your one-off of one-click-purchase is very likely to still sit unnoticed until you can spring it on someone later.

    3. Re:Because, it makes for good FUD. by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      When I went to a police academy, we were taught never to assume anything.

      Isn't "probable cause" essentially a form of assumption?

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  27. Inside Look by AnuradhaRatnaweera · · Score: 2, Funny
    Supervisor: Hey, take a look at this patent application.

    Examiner: Let me see... [thinking] mmmm... `One Click Shopping'... what on earth is that!!!... Oops, shouldn't show that I didn't understand anything about it... passing things this way and that... there's something about saving... should be a cool way to save money... it's a tough one to figure out, and quite lenghy too... they won't write all this for a trivial one... better approve it and get rid of it... [after an hour of empty gazing] Yes, that is a very innovative one!

  28. And this is surprising how? by haxeh · · Score: 2, Funny

    We already have lots of patents for perpetual motion machines, apparently.

  29. Why was your patent rejected? by Pranjal · · Score: 1

    ..The length of your application was shorter than the palm of the examiner. Yes that's right! You are not dreaming

    From the article
    Many examiners are taught the "one palm rule," whereby if the independent claim is shorter than the palm of their hand, they should reject, reject, reject.

  30. Thoughts... by Audacious · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now that the Patent Office has kindly placed a lot of patents into their database; they should begin the process of writing programs which help them to eliminate patents based upon (if nothing else) their documentation.

    I would think the rejection of Patents would fall into a few categories: 1)Bad Spelling, 2)Bad Grammar, 3)Bad Idea. Once these are past - THEN - the object could be compared against pre-existing documents.

    I know there are probably millions of documents which might match a new document but, like Google, they could be pared down based upon how closely they look like another invention. Google has how many servers and how many pages to look at and decide upon? Yet you get feedback in only a few seconds. Why not base how the PTO works on Google's model? The PTO could even sell priority for first consideration to companies. ;-)

    Truly though, since every invention has to be written up, and since we already know that millions of pages can (and are) rejected by a good search engine - this is what the PTO really needs.

    Which brings up the question: How many patents are filed for items which are not really in that category? Like an idea for a game which might overlap how something is done in the real world. Would that patent be enforceable because it was already given out? Or does the fact that the patent is filed in different categories mean that you can patent something which has already been patented - but in a different category? So a toothbrush used by a robotic servant (and is a part of the robot itself) can be patented separately from a regular, toothbrush which is held in the hand?

    If the former - then that cuts down on the number of patents which has to be searched. Otherwise, all of the patents have to be searched. Which is why it becomes so hard to determine the merits of a given patent. A good search engine though - could shave a lot of time off of how long it would take to determine the merits of any given patent.

    This does not, however, eliminate the need for people who are smart enough to know that a flashlight is still a flashlight. No matter if it is called a flashlight or an object which emits a beam of light. This too (the phrase "an object which emits light") should become a part of the search engine. Or, in other words, you create a relational database which relates single words to phrases so the search engine can make better judgement calls. :-)

    Just a few thoughts.

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  31. Summary, not troll. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Let me save you a R of the FA by answering those questions here: No, No and No, the examiner will most likely be an idiot, experienced or otherwise, but slip in a nice bribe and you'll get the result you want.

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  32. caps may not be better by dnamaners · · Score: 1

    People will file pattents regardless, if you place a greater burden on the reviewer to identify "good" ones it will only increase the scale of the task. These people should not have to decide if a patent was good at all. Instead make it easer by lowering the review process requirements.

    Probably the solution is not in caps, but in narrowing the scope of patents and requiring a prototype. Then all the examiner needs to do is review if it A.) works and B.) is new / different enough for legal protection. Then grant the pattent in that form only. This will make through put fast and efficient by perminting approval of those clames that are demonstrated in the prototypes. The manufacture would prove if it was usefull and actually did a decent job of what ever it was supposed to do to the customer. If they lie or cheat to make the prototypes work then they get exactly that a pattent on a fake due to the narrow scope.

    This would eliminate most frivolous clames. The narrow scope would in some cases allow people to revise and significantly build upon a thing and pattent the revision as well. However that is ok, as making the scope to wide is much worse. Patents like anyting to do with magnetic fields ..... or single click ordering ....is too general. That leads to the legal mess we have with copy rights.

    my silly example:
    so I submit a pattent for a new sort of hub for protocol X. i include a scimatic and prototype electronics of that device. i also provide the test hardware. Patent guy plugs it in and it works as described...... Then he searches to see if any one else built a hub for protocol X, and then if so was it nearly exactly like mine. If no i get my pattent on that package. If you build version with different hardware than you can patent yours too.

    *if you build a thing you have something to sell, if you only have an idea you have exactly what you started with, nothing.

  33. IP tax by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The people protect patented IP rights by funding the PTO and courts in which IP cases are tried. Patents ought to be filed with a tax on their owners as a percentage of returns on the IP. So there's no barrier to filing, but cashing in on the protected asset pays for its protection. The owner's IP assets:income ratio would be applied to the IP, and say a 0.01% tax would be applied to the IP's share of the revenue. The taxes would be spent on a small administration of patent process managers. The actual examinations and tests would be outsourced to certified private American engineering firms. Thus the engine of American ingenuity would be harnessed to drive around the seatbelts, airbags and ABS brakes of the entire infrastructure. Until then, the IP holders are getting a free ride.

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    1. Re:IP tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny - last i checked, earnings were already taxed.

    2. Re:IP tax by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Capital gains are taxed at much less than "income", down to less than 10%. That's obviously not enough, because it's not paying the necessary budget to administer the IP through the bureaucracy that protects it, and the people from it.

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    3. Re:IP tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seldom say this, but "that's a dumb idea".

      1. There is no good way to calculate the tax base. What % of a product's profits are due to Patent A? What if there are 13 patents on the product, all of different ages (e.g. safety razors, microchips)? Valuation of IP assets is untrustworthy enough already without another incentive for accountants to manipulate it further.

      2. Patent maintenance fees are simple to collect, grow over time, and are sufficient to fund the PTO, including examiner salaries. Were you planning on giving this money back, or were you just ignorant of it?

      3. If you think patent examination quality is inconsistent now, just try outsourcing. Try to imagine the complaints from Company A whose patent was examined by the outsourcer TightAss Ltd. instead of EasyGrader Gmbh. Things can get worse.

      4. Patent holders are getting a good deal, but not a free ride by any means. Each patent costs ~$20,000 to get (plus costs of actually inventing anything) and lots to maintain.

      5. Don't try to discuss "IP". Trademark, copyright, and patent are all very different in their costs to acquire and maintain. Believe it or not, the patent struture accomplishes most of the goals you set forth. Go pester the copyrighter holders.

    4. Re:IP tax by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Funny, I say "dumb idea" all the time. Let's look at some of yours:

      5. Don't try to discuss "IP": You are discussing IP, too. We are talking specifically about patents, one kind of IP. Most specifically, we are talking about funding the PTO, whose ranks are filled with underpaid civil servants, as documented so frequently on /., as elsewhere. Pay peanuts, get monkeys, catch fleas. Coypright and trademark processes have their other problems, which we can discuss elsewhen, when we're not so dumb.

      4. [...] Each patent costs ~$20,000 to get: Not enough of that money supports the government process which creates and protects the patenter. Too much is sucked up by lawyers. Improving the quality of the government process will reduce the demand for lawyers, so more of that (arbitrary) $20K will be available to fund the necessary part of the process.

      3. If you think patent examination quality is inconsistent now, just try outsourcing.: I suppose you missed the part of my post that said "outsourced to certified private American engineering firms.". Let the PTO concentrate on standards and review. Let most of the work be performed by certified engineers, who are selected based on expertise (in a constantly changing environment), and performance (in the registration, and later under court challenges). Unless you prefer socialism, with all the examinations performed by these untrained, unmotivated, unaccountable career civil servants. Why not just put an "Inventor Department" on their payroll, too?

      2. Patent maintenance fees [...] and are sufficient to fund the PTO, including examiner salaries.: No, they're insufficient. That's what this article that we're discussing is about (or did you just ignore the article and this thread?). They should be replaced with perhaps a nominal fee to discourage DDoS trivial registration blizzards, which would fund the first-round automated filter that weeds out trivial, redundant, non-novel registrations (subject to appeal).

      1. There is no good way to calculate the tax base.: Investors do it all the time. And report their results to their shareholders, and the IRS. No valuation system is airtight, but by using the ones that the rest of the IP system uses, we'll get the gatekeepers sync'ed to the hoard.

      The PTO is a link in a vastly profitable chain. That profit is well analyzed. But you and I are paying for a socialist Office overwhelmed by technical and scaling challenges, subsidizing corporate welfare. As an American whose taxes invest in the system, and an investor whose investments reap the benefits, I want the system to reflect its actual economy, not a false one that robs me to fatten IP robber barons.

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  34. Floods of patent applications at beginning by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    Setting a quota would merely result in one of two problems:

    a flood of applications held till the "new year" began

    OR

    a massive backlog of applications that haven't been considered yet because 25,000 was already reached

    Why does each patent officer have to spread their knowledge so thinly? Wouldn't departments with specific fields of knowledge make more sense (i.e. a motors dept. and a plastic mold dept. and a computer/electronics dept.)?

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  35. Ignorance pays off in the patenting process... by thesaur · · Score: 1

    Some very good thoughts. Too bad they are unlikely to make much of a difference as long as companies have such a strong lobby.

    I remember a while back reading an interview in ZDNet with someone from Cisco. He said that though they patent a lot of stuff, almost everything they patent would have been developed and used anyway, even without patents. He also pointed out that companies are discouraged from searching for similar patterns, because patent infringement isn't going to be too big an issue unless you knowingly infringe. Especially when filing, it pays not to know about similar patents. Very unfortunate situation we're in.

    1. Re:Ignorance pays off in the patenting process... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      I decided to take the next step in my post. I wrote to the PTO and laid out the four types of databases which would have to be created (word conversion, phrase conversion, document database, word cross-references). I also wrote about how to use these to do the patent searches (ie: #1=Convert all words to numbers (long ints), #2=Convert all phrases to an equivalent single word [if possible], #3=The converted document [all text = #1 or #2 entries], and #4=Cross reference of where all #1s and #2s exist).

      I hope they at least respond. If I get any kind of a response I will see about posting it to my website (or here) and letting everyone read it. :-) Of course, if it is just a "Go away" message - then I will not post it and I will just post that it was that kind of a message. :-( (I am hoping it will be the former and not the latter. :-) )

      Later!

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    2. Re:Ignorance pays off in the patenting process... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they at least respond. If I get any kind of a response I will see about posting it to my website (or here) and letting everyone read it. :-) Of course, if it is just a "Go away" message - then I will not post it and I will just post that it was that kind of a message. :-( (I am hoping it will be the former and not the latter. :-) )

      You should change your username to Loquacious.

    3. Re:Ignorance pays off in the patenting process... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Ha! I like that! :-P

      But better by far to be called Loquacious than to be a mime at a keyboard. Because you know - a mime is a terrible thing to waste. ;-)

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  36. Ummmm by twfry · · Score: 1

    What patent examination? I don't think the patent office even does those anymore.

  37. Salary slide scale by Openstandards.net · · Score: 0
    How about if you divide an officer's salaray in half, so that half is base, and the other half is bonus. You then sum the bonus half into a pool for all the officer's to divide.

    Then you create a web voting system where people can rate the validity of a patent. If the ratings of the patents an officer approves is average at the end of the year, then his next year bonus will be average, giving him the same salary he would get without the system.

    However, you slide it for those that are over or under the average. Thus, an office that gets low validity ratings would receive less pay, and an office that receives higher validity ratings would receive higher ratings would receive a higher bonus.

    This would permit peer review of patents after they are approved, while at the same time create an incentive for the patent officers to give more weight to the validity of a patent!

    Isn't this our number one complaint, anyway? Patents lacking validity being approved, requiring high legal costs to overturn?

    1. Re:Salary slide scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all very well ... but ... you need to spend alot of time on a search to ensure a high degree of validity. Typical turn arounds in the UKPO are 1 day (sometimes less). This is necessary to keep up with government imposed efficiency targets ... hence quality is not what it could be.

      Did I mention that, for hi-tech fields, on the whole every document is in an area sufficiently different to those previously encountered to render the examiner a complete novice??? Translation lookup buffers one day, web caching the next, then cd formats, then bootstrapping, ... you get the idea.

      Spend twice as long and the patent quality increases (maybe half as much, exponentially decreasing returns). Sadly, performance is judged nearly exclusively on number of applications processed and not quality.

      That said, in UK we don't seem to have as many blunders as our US counterparts (who get paid alot more!!).

  38. other reason for patent flaws? by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 1

    "Every examiner starts with his or her first patent application after receiving just two weeks of training at the USPTO Patent Academy, where he or she learns the basics of the Manual of Patent Examining Procedure."

    It might not only be inexperience which leads to stupid patents. There could well exist young patent clarks spending their time building a new theory of relativity ...

  39. One of the best things about the patent system... by empaler · · Score: 1

    ... is when people who have held obscure patents for years without even trying to realize something come out and sue some guy or company for making a product to which they have a copyright on a small aspect of it's functionality.

    Hope that makes sense, I'm very, very tired.

    [offtopic]Oh yeah, I'd just like to point out that I have great respect for police officers, and admire very much that you have chosen that path for your life. (Although, it is a bit obscure in your text whether you actually *finished* police academy)[/offtopic]

  40. RTFA by quinkin · · Score: 2, Informative
    no - read the article.

    Q.

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  41. Patents are a Waste by 09za+ · · Score: 0

    because first it costs a fortune to hire a patent lawyer , second, if you don't have any money to sue someone that has infringed on your patent, it is pretty useless. Just make your products and save the money you would have had to spend on patents. Besides, only a "utility" patent is worth anything...a design patent can be rendered useless by changing one small detail of the product that is being copied.

  42. einstein by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    If only Einstein was around today to comment.

    I've searched and can find no opinion expressed by him on patents.

    Can anyone give some thoughts as to why this seems to be, or find evidence to the contury?

    1. Re:einstein by 09za+ · · Score: 1, Funny

      Einstein liked to claim others work as his own.
      just ask Poncare`...well you can't.. he's dead

    2. Re:einstein by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      He was probably too busy putting bubbles into beer. Oh wait, you were talking about the other Einstein. My bad.

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  43. I think I got a newbie by AlienRancher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some 4 years ago, in my previous company we submited a software patent (the investors insisted we apply for lots of patents) that most likely landed on a first-timer inside the PTO. It was clear that he did not had a clue about computer architecture, when we challenged we got routed directly to his supervisor who was probably pretty pissed of about having to do his subordinate work. As far as I can tell the examiner algorithm is: 1) read patent application, mark words you don't understand. 2) goggle such words 3) if a match on any, reject all claims, type a letter and cite all goggle hits as previous art. 4) upon challenge from inventor, call your super 5) super is overloaded w/ work and will concur with me (examiner) so keep rejecting patent claims. Keep collecting extension fees. 6) the inventor will find a recognized person in the field and make him do an affidavit. Now I get that he has money and really wants his patent, so accept some of the claims at random. 7) the inventor will change the wording on the other claims and resubmit. Collect more fees. 8) keep faking knowledge about the subject and accept 50% of the claims that had been reworded. 9) inventor has gotten by know 80% of the claims accepted. You wont hear from him again. 10) go to next patent

  44. I wonder... by r.jimenezz · · Score: 1

    I wonder how does the USPTO process compares to the one followed by e.g. IBM prior to filing a patent.

    I think it would be interesting to compare and contrast both processes: academic qualifications of the people involved, work flow and logistics, information they have access to... This article gives us the first half, I wonder where could we get the second one or better yet as I said a comparison.

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  45. Variation among examiners by dcrouch · · Score: 1

    In litigation, patents are given a strong presumption of validity. If examination is truly this bad, then the presumption of validity may need to be dropped.

    The variation between examiners (new vs old; dedicated vs. lazy) leads to another solution. During litigation, perhaps the quality of the examiner/examination should be an issue that the parties can argue about.

    1. Re:Variation among examiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is also an argument against prior art databases. If prior art was already considered (however incompetently) by the examiner, a court will presume it doesn't invalidate the patent--but if you bring in prior art the examiner hadn't even found, the court itself has to decide whether it invalidates the patent.

  46. Did anyone read.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    past the first few paragraphs. The article is actually pretty interesting and shows more about the patent examining process.

    Did anyone also notice at the bottom of the web page that Volpe Koenig had a design patent for thier website, and they have a pending utility patent for the site?

    Also here is an example of overworked examiners... the poor examiner who has to examine these applications? [uspto.gov]

  47. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I am a patent examiner and I whole-heartedly agree, we are all idiots.

  48. Exploit. by Trejkaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Note to self, submit patents in 24-point font.

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  49. Re:knowing the slashdot crowd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty impressive considering the differences in pronunciation. "a/u nul", versus "ay-n[schwa]l".

  50. Author was an examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are all of the patents that he issued...

  51. Tech Support by slapout · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the training people receive for answering tech support lines.

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  52. one thing they should do by jonwil · · Score: 1

    is to change the limit of how long a patent lasts for to date of filing, not date of grant.

    For 99.99% of patents, the time between filing and grant is a small time (and so the time period before the patent expires) could be extended by said small time.
    But it would put an end to peope who attempt to delay granting by backhand tricks (in an attempt to hide their patent)

    1. Re:one thing they should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That already happened. US patents now last 20 years from date of filing, not 17 from date of issue.

    2. Re:one thing they should do by servoled · · Score: 2, Informative

      See 35 USC 154, specifically section (a)(2).

      The term of a patent is 20 years from the filing date assuming it is granted. It used to be 17 years from the issue date, but they changed it precisely because of that reason.

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  53. Public Knowlege by abramul · · Score: 0

    And once its public knowledge, China starts producing it...

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  54. Re:Patent Examiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Patent Bar is the hardest fucking test I've ever taken (and I passed 1st time, BTW). I'd rather take 5 state bar exams than take the USPTO exam again.

    Example question (paraphrased):
    Below are 5 obscure sentences taken from somewhere in this New York Yellow Pages sized book (the MPEP). We have inserted the word "not," or changed the word "or" to "and" in 1 sentence. You have 2 minutes to figure out which sentence we altered.

    It is a sadistic test that tests nothing about your knowledge of patent law. It merely tests your ability to find a needle in the haystack known as the M.P.E.P.

  55. Change patent office funding by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They should change the way that the patent office is run. They should get a base ammount, based on how much work they're doing now, then they should only get to keep money for patents that they deny.

    That should at least give them some incentive to not pass questionable patents or even opaque ones.

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    1. Re:Change patent office funding by servoled · · Score: 1

      Good idea... I think the our criminal justice system should implement the same idea where they only get paid for the criminals that they convict. We don't need a lot of guilty people running around making this world an unsafe place to live in.

      That should at least give them some incentive not to let dangerous criminals walk our steets.

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    2. Re:Change patent office funding by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      they do kind of. there is a 700 filing fee and the pto keeps it whether the patent gets issued or not.

    3. Re:Change patent office funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but they get an order of magnitude more money in maintenance fees for issuing a patent.

    4. Re:Change patent office funding by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Right now, the patent system is mandated to make a profit. The way that they do this is by encouraging companies to make as many patent applications as possible, and processing them as quickly as possible. Of course one thing that encourages companies to make applications is a high acceptance rate -- then, of course there are the extra fees for a successful application.

      This is why we're getting patents on things like breathing --- The patent office is now a government profit centre. It's gone from being the gatekeeper of patents to a certificate mill. The only way that we're going to change the kinds of patents that the PTO awards is to change their terms of reference.

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  56. An IP Tax would distort the process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The goal of the PTO is to accept truly valueable patents to encourage their commercialization, while rejecting those that are obvious, or fail to meet a host of other requirements. If the PTO was given a "cut of the action" this would change their whole calculation as to how to reward patents...

    1. Re:An IP Tax would distort the process by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Except the examiners would not benefit from granting a big cut. So there's no feedback to them to distort their filter. It's the same for them as it is now: the taxes now on the IP income pay for the PTO from the "general fund". Except the PTO budget doesn't scale along with the IP income, unless we make it so as I have outlined. Another way is to merely stipulate that the PTO budget is at least $X, where X is some percentage of the IRS calculation of the income from IP.

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    2. Re:An IP Tax would distort the process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the PTO was given a "cut of the action" this would change their whole calculation as to how to reward patents...

      The poster is probably pointing out the fact that the PTO does get a cut of the action from granted patents. Every patent has maintenance fees due every 4 years. These get much bigger in the later years, encouraging you to allow unprofitable patents to expire early. The fees are also much bigger for big companies than for small ones.

      IIRC fee income these days is actually modestly greater than PTO expenditures -- although until recently Congress was siphoning off fee income to fund non-PTO projects.

      As for the examiners, their incentive is to score more dispositions, by grant or rejection. Grants are faster, since rejected applicants keep on arguing.

  57. *squints at screen* by jbayes · · Score: 1

    Aha! An inside look at patent examination, presented to you in WeensyFont (patent pending).

    Why do web "designers" persist in thinking that they know what size font looks better on my screen for my eyes than I do?

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    1. Re:*squints at screen* by gkuz · · Score: 1
      Why do web "designers" persist in thinking that they know what size font looks better

      Because these guys, at least, have a Design Patent on it, fer Chrissake! Look at the bottom of the page -- it has a copyright, two different kinds of patents and a trademark. So who was asking what's wrong with IP law these days?

  58. Re:Nonsense, ala Family Guy by John+Starks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interestingly enough, Einstein was influenced by patents he saw. You see, at the time everyone was submitting patents for ways to syncronize clocks. This led Einstein to think about the nature of time and light and such, thus leading to special relativity. I'm sure someone can post a link or more information.

  59. Trademark examiners by dpille · · Score: 1

    All I wanted to point out is that this stuff shouldn't really surprise anyone. Which 16 year old in the US isn't hoping they get the lazy hungover driving examiner instead of someone that takes their job super-seriously? Have you ever been to the post office looking for lost mail? Same story- some people say 'nope, it's gone', others say 'fill out this form', and still others might get off their chair for you.

    Anyway, that being said, the trademark side of the PTO works just the same. If I could count the number of times I've heard a lawyer advise that a mark might be considered descriptive but there's still the luck of the draw on examiners, I would be able to amaze you with my counting skills.

  60. Re:Patent Examiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The parent post is total garbage. Like it's bad to ensure that someone who will be able to represent anyone before the Patent Office knows something about their process?

    I can believe state bar exams don't matter when you've got a shingle out and will work on anyone's will, custody case, criminal defense, whatever, but to suggest that knowing the front and back of the source of 90% of the junk you need to know to get the application through is too hard on you, that's just laziness.

    I mean, I certainly wouldn't want to hear 'oops, we got a notice of abandonment, I guess it's over.' I'd rather hear, 'well, I'm quite familiar with the CFR sections on reviving abandoned applications, as well as the MPEP sections where the standards for evaluating those submissions are discussed, I think we might be able to do something.'

  61. Re:Patent Examiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, guess I wasn't done:

    tests nothing about your knowledge of patent law

    But you don't need to pass the patent bar to litigate a patent, you just need to pass the patent bar to work on patent applications. Why is it unreasonable to require that you know enough about the rules and procedures when any "patent law" issue is secondary or at least rare-and-in-the-future?

  62. Tech Support = even less training by Xhad · · Score: 1
    Something like 2.5 days of training got me call center work.

    Think about it; if 75% of your calls are from people who can't turn a computer on, then you can train an applicant to field at least 75% of your calls within minutes. Working tech support doesn't really require an understanding of computers or even machines in general.

  63. and two millimeters.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    .....away, on center, on a line that follows the curve indicated in figure 75, is another 1 mm in diameter spaghetti rinse drainage hole. Following that.....

    1. Re:and two millimeters.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Zogger, I love it.. hole by hole description. Thanks for understanding my post was a J-O-K-E.

      malia

    2. Re:and two millimeters.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      I thought it was funny too, but I bet there are patents out there that do exactly that. An extension of the homework paper "useless drivel but required word count filler" technique.

  64. FTC conference on patent reform starts today by Openstandards.net · · Score: 2, Informative
    Patent thickets need cutting

    By INQUIRER staff : Donnerstag 15 April 2004, 14:03

    *A CONFERENCE* chaired by the Federal Trade Commission, the National Academy of Sciences and the Berkeley Center for Law and Technology kicks off in California in a few hours time.

    The idea is reform the patent system without stopping innovation, but the industry is along there in the shape of giants Intel, Microsoft, Symantec and others, and we're sure they'll try to pursue their own agenda.

    There will also be representatives from the European Patent Office and the US Patent and Trademark Office.

    Luckily, they are counterbalanced by legal organisations and academics.

    The agenda for the workshop is here http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/workshops/patentsystem/pate ntsystemagenda.pdf, and there's a very lengthy discussion document about proposed reform on the FTC site, here http://www.ftc.gov/os/2003/10/innovationrpt.pdf.

    The FTC document proposes a number of changes to the current system including a new admin procedure to challenge a patent's validity without having to go to law, allowing courts to find patents invalid on the preponderance of evidence rather than clear and convincing evidence, and the limiting of awards of "treble" damages.

    It's pretty clear that for many large companies, patent actions have become a wing of marketing. Kicking off big patent cases can tie a smaller competitor up for years as the painful battle continues through the courts. Let's hope sanity prevails. But don't hold your breath for that.

    Day 1: Thursday, April 15, 2004 at the Bancroft Hotel
    1. 12:00 - 1:00 pm, Press Conference
    - Mark Myers: NAS & Xerox Corporation
    - Commissioner Mozelle Thompson: FTC
    1:30 - 3:00 pm
    Overview of the Patent System and FTC Proposal for Reform
    - Susan DeSanti: Senior Policy Analyst, FTC
    - Prof. Peter Menell: BCLT & Boalt Hall School of Law
    - Prof. Robert Merges: BCLT & Boalt Hall School of Law
    Day 2: Friday, April 16, 2004 at the Bancroft Hotel
    8:00 - 8:30 am
    Opening Remarks
    - Dean Designate Chris Edley: Boalt Hall School of Law
    - Robert Merges of BCLT and Boalt Hall School of Law
    - Mark Myers: NAS & Xerox Corporation
    - Commissioner Mozelle Thompson: FTC
    8:30 - 9:40 am, Non-obviousness Panel (Reinvigorating the Non-obviousness Standard)
    - Rochelle Dreyfuss: New York University
    - Rebecca Eisenberg: University of Michigan
    - Ron Laurie: Inflexion Point Strategy, LLC
    9:45-11:00 am, Opposition and Post-Grant Review Panel
    - Robert Blackburn: Chiron Corporation
    - Prof. Joe Farrell: Economics, UC Berkeley (CPC)
    - Bronwyn Hall: Economics, UC Berkeley
    - Dietmar Harhoff: European Patent Office
    - Steve Kunin: Patent and Trademark Office
    - Prof. Robert Merges: BCLT & Boalt Hall School of Law
    - Douglas Norman: Eli Lilly
    11:00 - 11:15 am, Break
    11:15 am - 12:45 pm, Litigation Panel (Including Presumption of Validity)
    - Mark Janis: University of Iowa
    - Mark Lemley: BCLT & Boalt Hall School of Law
    - Lynn Pasahow: Fenwick & West
    - James Pooley: Milbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCloy
    - Matthew Powers: Weil Gotshal & Manges
    - Arti Rai: Duke University
    12:45-2:00 pm., Lunch
    2:00 - 3:45 pm, Industry/Institutional Issues Panel
    - Carl Shapiro: Haas School of Business, UC Berkeley (co-moderator)
    - Commissioner Mozelle Thompson: FTC (co-moderator)
    - Robert Baechtold: Fitzpatrick Cella Harper and Scinto & AIPLA
    - Robert Barr: CISCO
    - Bart Eppenauer: Microsoft
    - Sean Johnston: Genentech
    - Jay Monahan: eBay
    - Ron Myrick: Finnegan, Henderson, Farabow, Garrett & Dunner
    - Kulpreet Rana: Google
    - Robert Sacoff: Pattishall, McAuliffe & ABA IP Section
    - David Simon: Intel Corporation
    - Herb Wamsley: Intellectual Property Owners
    3:45-4:00 p.m., Concluding Remarks
    Commissioner Mozelle Thompson

  65. And that is exactly where the problem lies by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    There needs to be some better evaluation of the tradeoffs inherent in the process today.

    If we allow a greater scope of potentially patentable things, then we need to spend a lot more time in review, because the negative effects on innovation and the economy in general are potentially higher.

    On the other hand, limiting the scope would then allow for a looser process, for the same reasons I just mentioned.

    Since we seem to be heading toward a very wide scope, those that do get patents should have to work hard to get them.

    The way it is set up today, we have a wide scope combined with a large number of patents. Innovation is suffering as a result as is the tech economy. If we spend a lot of time paying each other for minor or poorly assigned IP rights, we lose out on the ability to generate wealth.

  66. Re:Linux sucks a lot of cock for a specific reason by nickgrieve · · Score: 1

    OMG, its Biff from Back to the Future ... :-)

  67. Why wouldn't you? by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "why should I share my idea?"

    Why not? If you aren't going to implement it, why not share it? Right now, it costs thousands of dollars to put through a patent application. If you think you might get a patent, you have a strong incentive not to tell anyone (hard to prove that they didn't have the idea first if they file first). Thus, the current system provides a strong incentive for people who do not have the resources to get a patent to keep quiet.

    How many patents are actually sold that way? How many individuals pay thousands to get a patent, find a manufacturer, get the item made, and sell enough to recoup their investment? Don't forget to include the opportunity cost (you could have been flipping burgers at McDonalds) of all the man hours of finding a manufacturer and distribution channel.

    If this was a valid path to riches, then all those invention submission companies would pay to get the patents for you and split the proceeds. Instead, they want you to pay $6000 to them to patent the idea and "try" to find a buyer. Instead of making money off licensing, they plan on making money off gullible "inventors." Even with the ability to cherry pick the good ideas, apparently patents can't even provide a reasonable return with any consistency.

    Note how IBM and other big companies use patents. To protect their research? No, to keep other companies from patenting things and holding them up for ransom. They invent things to use them and patent to keep others from keeping them from using their invention. The guy who ran IBM's patent licensing division was considered innovative for coming up with the idea of licensing some of these defensive patents for some extra cash. Even so, IBM still does not make enough from licensing to cover the research costs.

    The point of invention is not to license the patent. The point is to improve your own product. Most inventions will occur in engineering on existing products.

    Look at the 1-Click Shopping patent. Would Amazon have implemented 1-Click Shopping without the patent? Of course they would have. It enhances their business by improving their customers' experience. Even if they knew for certain that it would lead to all their competitors adopting it, they still would have (i.e. no competitive advantage).

    The only area in which patents are a requirement for distribution is pharmaceuticals. The expensive trials required to get FDA certification cannot be funded without patent protection (or equivalent).

    My cousin's wife has an idea that she would like see implemented. In the current system, she keeps quiet in the hope that someday she'll be able to patent it. Without patents, she would have no incentive to keep it quiet and would talk it over or send an email to the appropriate manufacturer in the hope of getting a few free samples (it's a disposable product, so individual items are very cheap).

    1. Re:Why wouldn't you? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      My cousin's wife has an idea that she would like see implemented. In the current system, she keeps quiet in the hope that someday she'll be able to patent it. Without patents, she would have no incentive to keep it quiet and would talk it over or send an email to the appropriate manufacturer in the hope of getting a few free samples (it's a disposable product, so individual items are very cheap).

      And you see nothing wrong with that? Today, your cousin's wife has a chance to make a little money. Get by. Pay the bills. Receive tangible benefit from the product of her insight. In your world, the best she could do would be to hope for the charity of [hand waving] some random company. And y'know, companies aren't all that charitable.

      In fact, if there was no patent system and your cousin's wife was smart, she would have greater incentive to keep her mouth shut until she could afford to start a business to manufacture this product herself -- probably a considerably less likely proposition.

      I agree the patent system has problems, and certainly examples are easy to find (such as the 1-click patent), but "no patent system at all" doesn't really improve anything for the individual.

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    2. Re:Why wouldn't you? by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "Today, your cousin's wife has a chance to make a little money. Get by. Pay the bills. Receive tangible benefit from the product of her insight. In your world, the best she could do would be to hope for the charity of [hand waving] some random company. And y'know, companies aren't all that charitable."

      I find it very unlikely that she will ever have enough money to patent it. If she tried, she might find that there was prior art (it is common sense obvious from existing products). Even if not, she would still have to find someone to manufacture and market it. In the end, the chances of her idea making any money for her in *any* system are very low (but she is far more likely to get caught in one of those $6000 invention submission scams in *this* system).

      If patents on ideas from individuals were predictably profitable, then there would be companies looking to *pay* for such ideas (rather than make you pay them). Since there aren't, I'm betting that most patents are just paper. Seventeen years and they are forgotten. All they accomplished was to waste the inventor's money.

      "keep her mouth shut until she could afford to start a business to manufacture this product herself"

      I think that she is realistic enough to realize that she is never going to have enough money to manufacture the product. I don't think that she is realistic enough to admit that she is never going to patent this product.

      I think that you (and she) are focusing too much on the possibility of making money from an invention. That possibility is next to nothing. Forget about the potential revenue from the patent, what about the thousands she saves by not patenting? Not to mention that she would actually have a chance to *buy* the product if she gave away the idea to someone who would use it.

      If patent filings were free (and unreviewed), then the system might work. However, they aren't. Patent filings are expensive.

      Outside of pharmaceuticals, can you name three modern patents where an individual actually made enough money to cover patent fees and marketing time (forget about invention time) from a manufacturer who got the idea from them (if the manufacturer got the idea independently and is just licensing as patent rent, it doesn't count)? I certainly can't.

    3. Re:Why wouldn't you? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      You seem to be letting your pessimism cloud your judgement.

      Ok, first the examples. Quite a lot of people make good money licensing patented ideas. You don't have to come up with The Next Big Thing to make good money.

      I have a friend who makes a nice bit of side-income (maybe $25K/year) off royalties from some obscure bit of electronics he patented (I don't really know what it is, I've just heard him talk about it).

      I actually KNOW this guy, I used to work for him in the early 90's. Last time I saw him he was pulling down a few hundred thou a year off these CoughPop things.

      You want three? I recently saw on TV (some awful show called "Inventors", I think) a guy who invented the automatic pet-food dispenser and some other weird pet-related product -- some kind of automatic cat door, or some equally bizarre thing. He was worth something like $3 million. In fact, that show was on once a week or so, on TLC I believe, and at least one of the people featured on each epsiode was an example of someone who became successful as a direct result of something they invented.

      For that matter, *I* am in the process of patenting something related to kitchen countertops, of all things, and I have some good leads on getting it licensed. Making back my investment for the patent process should be no problem at all (it'll end up being only about $6K), and more to the point, I have every reason to believe I should make some nice side money from it.

      There are no guarantees. You might lose the money you invest. But that's just how business works. (I'm actually taking a safer route and using a provisional patent to protect my idea, then getting the first licensees to pay the actual utility patent fees.)

      If patents on ideas from individuals were predictably profitable, then there would be companies looking to *pay* for such ideas

      That's just it -- there ARE companies that will license ideas patented by individuals. Think about it from their perspective -- if some guy shows up pitching an idea related to their line of business, and they conclude that their competitor might snatch it up, you can bet they're going to consider getting their hands on it first.

      You appear to be hung up on either getting something for nothing, or getting a guarantee of some kind. TANSTAAFL. Patents cost money because there is labor involved, and probably it serves as a deterrent against a certain amount of frivolous filing. We can debate about whether the cost is reasonable, but suggesting they should be free is just silly. I wish a lot of things in life were free -- but they aren't.

      The rest of your post sounds a lot like a typical sour-grapes routine: "This might be hard, or might fail, so nobody should try." Indeed, you seem to take it a step further and conclude that nobody should be allowed to try, which is just crazy.

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    4. Re:Why wouldn't you? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Rather unexpectedly, I went online to search for a particularly hard to find Torx socket set, and ran across this prime example. This is precisely the sort of thing you're claiming doesn't exist.

      Lisle Tool Corp's Inventor's Program

      Your invention may be produced and sold by Lisle Corporation under an attractive Award or Royalty Agreement that will bring you income for years to come. Even with a very good tool invention you need someone who can manufacture and sell the tool. The Lisle Corporation has been working with inventors of new tools on an award or royalty basis for many years.

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  68. Re:Nonsense, ala Family Guy by zero_offset · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bizarre, I've never heard this angle. Most references I find are related to claims in Galison's book "Einstein's Clocks, Poincaré's Maps: Empires of Time ". Everyone else seems to regard this as a bit apocryphal. Still interesting, though.

    From the linked book review:

    The young Einstein was not, of course, employed in the academic world but in the Swiss Patent Office. And Switzerland, as we know, was a centre of invention and innovation in clock technologies. The patent office at Bern was a clearing-house for new timing technologies, and Einstein's job afforded him a veritable grandstand seat from which to become acquainted with new electro-technological advances.

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  69. from an examiner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    actually most applications are reviewed by primary examiners, they have to process a lot more applications than junior examiners

    the number of hours per case is dependant on paygrade and technology, so for example a gs-5 examiner (basically someone straight out of school) might have to do 2 cases a biweek, while a primary examiner might have to work on 8. Electrical/computer technologies get more hours than mechanical/chemical.

    The more senior guys dont need as much time as they readily know what references to use, i.e. they spend less time searching as they have no need too.

    Turn over rate in the first year is rather high as most engineers have a hard time working on a quota system. Additoinally, an expereinced examiner can leave the office and make considerably more money as a patent agent or attorney or searcher for a private firm. Salarys were increased signifigantly a few years back as retention was a problem and there were 15% signing bonuses.

    Examiners with less than 2 years of experience is common as the office has plans to hire roughly 750 examiners a year for the past few years and the next few years as the current application backlog is 500k, that means applications are taking up to 4 years to get a first office action!

    What the article fails to disclose the the review programm the new certification process, the primary examiner program, quality review, the ongoing training required, and the entire year long training process for a new examiner.

  70. PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft Patent by Openstandards.net · · Score: 1
    PUBPAT Challenges Microsoft Patent to Protect Competition in Software Markets

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    April 15, 2004


    PUBPAT challenges microsoft patent to protect competition in software markets: Patent Office Shown New Evidence Proving FAT Technology was Obvious

    NEW YORK -- The Public Patent Foundation filed a formal request with the United States Patent and Trademark Office today to revoke Microsoft Corporation's patent on the FAT File System, touted by Microsoft as being "the ubiquitous format used for interchange of media between computers, and, since the advent of inexpensive, removable flash memory, also between digital devices." In its filing, PUBPAT submitted previously unseen prior art showing the patent, which issued in November 1996 and is not otherwise due to expire until 2013, was obvious and, as such, should have never been granted.

    "Microsoft is using its control over the interchange of digital media to aid its ongoing effort to deter competition," states PUBPAT's Request for ExPartes Reexamination of U.S. Patent No. 5,579,517. "The '517 patent is causing immeasurable injury to the public by serving as a tool to enlarge Microsoft's monopoly while also preventing competition."

    Last fall, Microsoft began to demand royalty bearing licenses for the entire portfolio of patents around the FAT File System. However, the fact that Microsoft has not offered licenses for use in Free and Open Source Software has led some to speculate that Microsoft intends to use its patents to fight the competitive threat posed by Free Software.

    "We'd like to give Microsoft the benefit of the doubt and believe that they are not adopting a strategy of foreclosing competition through the use of dubious patents," said Dan Ravicher, PUBPAT's Executive Director and Founder. "Unfortunately, their past anticompetitive behavior combined with their recent launch of a comprehensive patent assertion campaign causes us to have serious concerns about their intentions."

    Although PUBPAT's filing only directly deals with one patent, the fact that it is the oldest of the patents in the FAT File System portfolio makes it more likely that, once it is held invalid by the Patent Office, each of the other patents will be viewed similarly.

    "In the end, our beef is not with Microsoft per se," says Ravicher. "It's with our broken patent system that is completely failing to ensure only deserving patents get issued."

    The Request for Reexamination can be found at PUBPAT Activities > Protecting the Public Domain.

    Contact:

    Daniel Ravicher, Executive Director, Public Patent Foundation: 212-545-5337;
    info@pubpat.org; www.pubpat.org.

    About PUBPAT:

    The Public Patent Foundation ("PUBPAT") is a not-for-profit legal services organization working to protect the public from the harms caused by the patent system. PUBPAT provides the general public, particularly those persons or businesses otherwise deprived of access to the system governing patents, with representation, advocacy, and education. To be kept informed of PUBPAT News, subscribe to the PUBPAT News List by sending an email with "subscribe" in the subject line to news-request@pubpat.org.

  71. Re:Nonsense, ala Family Guy by batkins · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I thought that was an allusion to the Matrix and read the whole thing in a Hugo Weaving voice until I realized what I was dealing with.

  72. Re:They are getting into my head...seriously by cluckshot · · Score: 1

    I love all of the jokes about antigravity devices. They are lovely. Curiously though not only have methods of developing antigravity been developed, they have in fact been demonstrated and are the focus of some research.

    The issue of antigravity efforts seems to center around scaling the demonstrations to a practical level. A considerable amount of natural evidence exists for antigravity functions as well. Tornados for example have clearly demonstrated this function.

    Essentially the issue seems to center around the definition of an orbit. A classical orbit is described by an eliptical path for a ballistic mass which does not intersect the mass at the focal area(s) of the elipse. This is usually seen as an elipse that must occur along a plane slicing through the center of mass of the central body for the orbit.

    Hydrogen and Helium gasses have a nuclear spin elipse that is at or above escape velocity for the earth. They tend to allign this elipse parallel in two axis to the normal orbital elipse plane of the earth but seperated along the z axis from that plane by large distances. They achieve escape from the planet while the "orbital speed" is adequate it is all an elipse within the nuclei of the atoms.

    I am sure this is all getting into your head pretty deeply but it is pretty simple. Hydrogen and Helium orbit but they do so above escape velocity and they leave the planet as a result. They demonstrate "antigravity" to the earth. They are not "Displaced" they are levitated away. They continue to leave when on displacement exists in the exospheric areas.

    This has been demonstrated by taking substantial masses and spinning them at very high speed. They lose a percentage of their mass equal to the velocity of the orbit indicated by their net rotation. The problem is that to get close to escape velocity the rotation with metals and ceramic disks disintergrates the masses into fragments. Nuclear Magnetic Resonance efforts have demonstrated essentially the same thing.

    The solution appears to be one which causes the nuclear mass to accelerate without disrupting the structure. The problem generally has been that the plane of the orbit must allign to the z axis of the earth. This is somewhat of a problem. It is clear that some super conductors do this when in a strong magnetic field but shortly after leaving the field they misallign and lose the effect.

    A tornado being a very large natural particle accelerator in some cases has demonstrated that intact items weighing over 100 Kg can be levitated for miles upwards and sustain this for extended periods of upwards of hours. These masses tend to be ferric in type.

    This is very closely tied up with electo-magnetism. There seems in this to be absolutely no evidence to support the idea of Gravity as many people believe exists. Rather it appears that "Gravity" is an electromagnetic effect corresponding to a "Pressure" in a media. But I am sure the Higher Physics types will deny this obvious reality. Well the facts may alter their arguments a bit.

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  73. Re:Nonsense, ala Family Guy by John+Starks · · Score: 1

    Well, that's no surprise. I have yet to read that book, but my physics professor did.

  74. Re:They are getting into my head...seriously by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > Rather it appears that "Gravity" is an electromagnetic effect corresponding to a "Pressure" in a media.

    I suck at Physics, so I apologize if this a is a completely stupid or obvious question. Does something have more gravitational pull if it is compressed? IE, if the earth were compressed to the size of a basketball or something, would the gravity be roughly the same?
    Of course, I realize that gravity is measured from the center of the object, so you would have to be floating in space at the same radial distance as the Earth's original surface.

  75. Peer-reviewed patents, anyone? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, if we're going to have a patent system at all, its processes should be as democratic as our (American) government allegedly is? I wonder if reformulating the USPTO as a peer-review organization might provide a fairer result?

  76. Re:They are getting into my head...seriously by cluckshot · · Score: 1

    In answer to your question you are correct about the earth "being compressed" but you may have missed something. This concept says that things are "pushed" not attracted. As such the the thing itself would not have more "Gravity Pull" the area around it would be pressing harder.This is why the earth would be "Compressed." (Obvious I know but...) It appears the same just the cause is different. Actually I misstated in my previous post saying corresponds to a pressure, more precisely to a pressure differential like more on one side than another. The earth or any other body with "Gravity" is actually a low pressure area like a hurricane and the area around it is high pressure.

    Of course the physics types will say I am totally wrong. So if you want to get along in Physics class don't admit you even read this post. Naturally the Physics types have died and become God anyway so I guess it is best to get along with the "Gods." They adhere to a "religion" who punishes its heritics more certainly than the most dedicated Islamic militant or other religious extremist. They have a dogma or writ more rigid than any such persons as well.

    For a simple proof of the issue of it being an electromagnetic effect, all you have to do is look to a Hydro lake. The water in the lake falling out of the lake releases the energy of the "Higher Pressure" and generates electricity. If you return the water to the lake it is accomplished by adding EM energy equal to that corresponding to the altitude. (Equation balanced no Gravity just EM forces) Of course the Physics types have written into the system a "Potential Energy" concept rather than recognizing that it is merely an energy content issue.

    Of course to believe in Gravity as a force you have to deny the laws of Motion (Equal and opposite reaction etc) but that never bothered the Physics types. They write their own laws any time they conflict with reality.

    It is lots of fun to watch them spend billions hunting around for the latest "Quark" or "Charm" or "Strange" something trying to get a unified field when the answer lies in Electro-Optics and Quantum Mechanics

    If you want to understand why they get so messed up take a long trip into the history of "Natural Philosopy" which evolved into their art and look at the Ideologies they took from verious religions and political Philosophies of the various times. It is funny and about as hopeless as a trip to an insane assylum. For short let us just say that they decided something was a fact and went about to frame the world that way rather than checking a hypothesis and throwing it out if it was wrong.

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