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  1. Re:Some objectivity needed on 20 Years After Cold Fusion Debut, Another Team Claims Success · · Score: 1

    a lot of very prominent scientists have very vocally declared the thing impossible

    Are you listening up there, Mr. Clarke?

  2. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing on Fermilab Discovers Untheorized Particle · · Score: 1

    Call it Bary Meson? Perhaps you could call the detector that...

  3. Re:Were nerds here... use the f'ing metric system on The 100 Degree Data Center · · Score: 1

    Farenheight has no basis in anything practical at *any* range. At least Celsius is based around water, which is useful for a number of reasons.

    Actually, the Farenheit scale was set on a pretty interesting basis - a self-correcting standard zero temperature based on a mixture of ice, water and ammonium chloride. The mixture stabilised at a specific temperature that became the reference 0'F. Seems like a rather interesting solution, so to speak.

  4. Re:That's zero to 100 mph in 10 seconds... on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 1
    An old friend of mine had his '55 Buick launched off the steam catapult of the Onslow. It achieved that sort of acceleration, in kind of an upward direction. They waited until the carrier's bow was slightly higher due to wave action. Apparently you can get about a mile and a half out of a tumbling Buick before you test its wet-seal integrity.

    If the carrier were aimed straight up, however, you'd have either international crisis of some sort or a well-formed XKCD logic puzzle. Like the one involving airliners and wheels and large belts rotating at speeds to a very high asymptote, perhaps.

  5. Re:And that so sums up Linux... on Linux Foundation Asks Who Says "I'm Linux" Best · · Score: 1

    People don't want to buy a quarter-inch drill. They want a quarter-inch hole.

    Not everyone. Some people want to show off their hole-making machine, others just want the perf. It's the difference between the well-equipped vs. the well-accessorised.

  6. Re:Name for the bat (Re:119V-0080) on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last time I checked, small flying animals with feathers were called birds.

    Bats are mammals and have fur.

    Never have I ever encountered a more opportune moment to cry "Whoosh"...

  7. Re:Studios acting like scumbags?!?!? on Choruss Pitching Bait and Switch On P2P Music Tax · · Score: 1

    It is in almost everything, then we wonder why everyone is taking Metformin to control their diabetes

    And that, dear peebles, is seriously not a joke. Enough corn syrup in the foods you buy will make you insulin-resistant. It's an industry-mandated drug addiction and it's slowly killing people.

    Fix it, guys.

  8. Re:Name for the bat (Re:119V-0080) on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 1

    You mean he entered cryogenic stasis, and then might have safely made it back!

    Several centuries later, to discover civilisation has replaced one type of monkey for another. No change, to his perspective.

  9. Re:119V-0080 on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 1

    I would've gone with Eric. Eric the fruit-bat.

    Is that you, Karl Faustus?

  10. Re:The simple one. on What Filters Are Right For Kids? · · Score: 2, Funny
    > When I was ten, high tech meant a chain hauberk.

    Bloody archers...

  11. Re:What a misleading headline on Spider Bite Allows Man To Walk Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    this man is juxtaposed between the state of BEING Spiderman, and the state of NOT BEING Spiderman.

    Schrodinger's Bug?

  12. Re:everything old is new again on Auto Safety Tech May Encourage Dangerous Driving · · Score: 1

    All we can, or should do, is punish stupid behavior. Teaching people to ignore danger signals, will simply lead to people ignore a very serious warning. I'd much rather see someone in traffic court paying a hefty fine, having their insurance fees jacked up and possibly lose driving priviledges - than see them dead.

    Not me. I'd simply die if I couldn't drive.

    And if you don't like my driving, mate, stay off the bloody footpath.

  13. Re:Interesting system... on New Laser System Targets Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    You are using English. Please learn the difference between loose and lose; they're, there, and their; your and you're.

    Certainly. I wouldn't want loose grammar to lose an audience; they're there for their purposes, you're quite right.

  14. Re:And who's to blame? on DB Query Becomes Browseable In Virtual World · · Score: 1

    Now, just add an animated avatar removing its sunglasses and we're set.

    "Hi. I'm Ray. Ray Tracer. I surf the net."

    I miss Reboot.

  15. Re:Precious Snowflakes on Narcissistic College Graduates In the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    Yes, ellipses can get out of hand. Please complete this thought for me...

  16. Re:A good move on Cisco Barges Into the Server Market · · Score: 1

    "Now here is the cisco way, one box, one department, one vendor to call.

    Mmm, maybe. I've found the "one bum to kick" is generally an SI or services firm, not a single vendor.

  17. Re:Next up on the ATF list of banned substances: on Rocket Hobbyists Prevail Over Feds In Court Case · · Score: 1

    Mentos and Pepsi.

    Paper match heads and C02 seltzer cartridges

  18. Re:terrorists? on Rocket Hobbyists Prevail Over Feds In Court Case · · Score: 1

    Why rocketry? Because people have a right to learn.

  19. Re:second amendment rights on Rocket Hobbyists Prevail Over Feds In Court Case · · Score: 1

    Rockets don't end wars. Soldiers storming into a Hezbollah or Hamas stronghold will. Rockets are great for starting wars, but only soldiers on the ground can end them.

    Or Rico's Roughnecks, who spent part of their time in the air. MI FTW!

  20. Re:To the moon Alice! on Rocket Hobbyists Prevail Over Feds In Court Case · · Score: 1

    Takes a real boomer to remember that one!

  21. Re: brilliant and dangerous? on Are Quirky Developers Brilliant Or Dangerous? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Pair programming sucks.

    Remember that scene in Amadeus where young Wolfie was composing using the billiard table as a desk? All those symphonies in his head, interrupted when someone came in and broke his concentration. The music stopped.

    Programming can be an extraordinarily complex, involving activity that works best when you're concentrating, producing and on a roll. It only takes one prick to break the bubble of concentration. And yes, you may extend that metaphor.

    If you really want to do the armpit-to-armpit teamwork go back to Yourdon's original structured programming team. You had a senior guy, a junior guy, and a librarian. Today that would be senior guy, junior guy, and documentor. It works in threes, but not in twos for some reason. I think it has something to do with allowing intelligent people to lead design, rather than have to check around to see if what they're doing is ok. In pair programming you have no leader. With no leader you have no direction and thus no progress.

    Ok, I may be out of touch -- the half-million lines of code I delivered was a good few years back. But I can't think when people are shouting around me, and I get paid to think.

  22. Re:Next up: Collateral Employee Obligations on Data Mining Moves To Human Resources · · Score: 1

    ...The guy at the water cooler is the guy who meets with an informal representative of each group each day...

    Funny you should mention that, because I have proof.

    Back in the early days of Apple I ran a large programming team. There was a single coffee machine in a small glassed in room in Bandley 1. Machine was jiggered so you'd always get your quarter back (yes, this was some time ago.) The coffee was horrible, but it was a great meeting place.

    Someone - probably TG - put coffee machines at each corridor end with decent coffee. Productivity nose-dived (I had metrics -- solved maintenance issues -- to measure by). I had the coffee machines removed and a really good coffee maker installed in the old coffee room. People started talking to each other again and the number of solved incidents immediately went back up to their former levels, plus.

    Maybe correlation doesn't equate to causation, but it certainly did correlate and there were no other factors I could discern.

    -- kj

  23. Re:Yes it is... on Data Mining Moves To Human Resources · · Score: 1

    Mergers are not intended to "work". They are intended to produce a bigger company,

    You may have a point. But sometimes mergers are formed from buggered companies banding together to see if they can survive a little bit longer. Certain car companies come to mind.

  24. Re:Yes it is... on Data Mining Moves To Human Resources · · Score: 1

    The fact of the matter is, that the thing that matters most in any corporation is time to market.

    [Citation needed].

    I would suggest having managers capable of isolating people who tend toward grand, unsupportable generalisations from contact with customers might also be important.

  25. Re:800-pound level 80 Gorilla on Worlds.com To Extend Virtual World Lawsuit To Second Life, WoW · · Score: 1

    Thanks, mate. Due to a cascade of associations I can no longer think of Fel Reaver without imagining it being stenciled with RIAA across the pecs.