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  1. Herb Powell is Homer's half brother : on Real Version of Homer Simpson's Dream Car Built · · Score: 1

    News for nerds. Seeshh!

  2. Oh, a sarcasm detector. on Tech Companies Looking Into Sarcasm Detection · · Score: 1

    That's a really useful invention.

  3. Re:I recently embraced the New Imperialism on Disney's Titling Problem With Its Star Wars Movies · · Score: 1

    I had clones on that Death Star.

  4. Re:Who's next? on Matt Smith Leaves "Doctor Who" · · Score: 2

    Fuck no. The Doctor is the triumph of intellect and romance, over violence, and cynicism. Something Statham just isn't capable of portraying.

  5. Re:Clever... on Omnidirectional Treadmill: The Ultimate FPS Input Device? · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. I'm sure they can fit one of those mobility scooters in it.

  6. Well this sucks on Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead at 70 Of Cancer · · Score: 1

    First Ian Banks has terminal cancer. Now Ebert dies.

  7. Re:Not too much food. Too much BAD food. on People Are Living Longer, With More Disabilities Than Ever · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I wish I had mod points.

  8. Re:hunting? on Activists' Drone Shot Out of the Sky For Fourth Time · · Score: 1

    Really? Tastes like human to me.

    Not that I'd know. *guilty glance*

  9. ANY OLD HOBBIT! on New Zealand Turning Hobbits Into Actual Cash · · Score: 1

    ANY OLD HOBBIT!
    ANY OLD HOBBIT!
    ANY OLD HOBBIT!

    We pay cash for any old hobbit! Go to tradeahobbit.com

  10. $900,000 on US Navy Funds 'MacGyver' Robot · · Score: 1

    is not going to make a mullet anywhere near awesome enough

  11. Damn Neutrals on Did Sweden Pay Cambodia For the Pirate Bay Co-founder? · · Score: 2

    What makes a man turn neutral Kiff? Is it lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutral?

  12. Re:Easy on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Stay Employable? · · Score: 1

    Step 2: Fight Superman
    Step 3: ....
    Step 4: Profit.

  13. Video on Army Creates a Directed Lightning Bolt Weapon · · Score: 2

    or it didn't happen.

  14. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    You mean our lord was a Cryptid? It all makes sense now.

  15. Re:Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. on Paralyzed Man Regains Hand Function After Breakthrough Nerve Rewiring Procedure · · Score: 2

    I don't know there would definitely be a downside to having your hand making that whirring and eh-eh-eh-eh noise every time you masturbated.

  16. Re:Does anyone understand it? on Sheffield Scientists Have Revolutionized the Electron Microscope · · Score: 1

    Science isn't magic with scary, unknowable stuff going on behind the curtain

    He's angered the science gods. Get him.

  17. What's it called? on Julian Assange To Host Talk Show · · Score: 2

    In Guantanamo tonight?

  18. Give me six lines from an honest man on Helping the FBI Track You · · Score: 1

    and I'll find enough to hang him.
    Cardinal Richelieu

    If some zealous agent is convinced that you're a terrorist then they're just going to dig harder when you hand them information proving that you're innocent.

  19. Re:Rebuild the Plague? on Scientists Recover Black Death RNA From Exhumed Victims · · Score: 1

    I hear that. First they'll clone the plague, then they'll open a Black Death theme park. Then some shady bastard will turn off the electric fence in the rain, and then the next thing you know you're being chased through the gift shop by Black Death zombies.

  20. Re:Created by Dick Wolf on The Inside Story of the Kelihos Takedown · · Score: 2
  21. Re:Measures to inform the public on Defunct Satellite To Fall From the Sky · · Score: 1

    Run is a SERPENTINE manner. It won't hit you for sure.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcviFDt9xM

  22. Re:Little Known Fact on When Algorithms Control the World · · Score: 1

    It disturbs me that your clever play on words has been modded informative instead of funny.

  23. Re:gmail? on Collar-Bomber Tracked By Gmail Accesses · · Score: 1

    Why do I have an image of Sergey Brin and Larry Page being cased through a hallway full of doors by a guy in a rubber mask.

  24. Re:Santa on Researchers Say Dark Winters Led To Bigger Human Brains · · Score: 1

    That's how he knows if you've been bad or good. He can read your mind.

  25. Dads with swords on Scientists Study Impact of Wearing Medieval Armor · · Score: 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ

    Who knew scientist suffered from too much game of thrones.